> Thursday, November 14th, 2013SITUATION: http://pastebin.com/Ac5gJdwqMECHANICS: http://pastebin.com/Se82xDLeCREW ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/qVD3DM17TANK ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/UCXDAajgTHE SHOP: http://pastebin.com/ZMy4Q2sqArchive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Girls%20Und%20Panzer:%20LGA%20QuestYou are Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President and new commander of Lafayette Girls Academy’s revived Tankery Team.…You’re stuck.No really, on one arm, you have Kitten, snuggling up with you, sleeping peacefully and being cute as applepie. That would be perfectly fine. On the other arm though is Michelle DeWitt, Ace Gunner, who is ALSO snuggling up with you, sleeping peacefully and being cute as applepie.You never imagined this kind of situation would ever happen to you, but well, here you are.What should you do? You can’t feel your arms.> Wake Kitten first> Wake Michelle first> Wake both> Eh, let them sleep a little longer.> Write in
>>31912991>> Eh, let them sleep a little longer.Just enjoy the moment
>>31912991> Eh, let them sleep a little longer.We're not in a hurry right?Use the time to consider the meaning of life. 'Tanks' is too easy and not accepted.
>>31912991>Other: try to figure out what time it isIf early:> Eh, let them sleep a little longer.If late:> Wake both
>>31912991>> Eh, let them sleep a little longer.Savor in the moment and hope no one isa taking pictures
>>31912991> Eh, let them sleep a little longer.No rush, let them keep being adorable.
>>31912991> Eh, let them sleep a little longer.When life gives you cute, you take it. Bonus points if you can grab a cellphone and make a "selfie" of the three of you, it might even come in handy.
>>31912991>> Wake bothTime for tanks.Also German, you need to update the shop, Panzer IV should be done.and the crew roster/kill count
>>31912991> Eh, let them sleep a little longer.Imagine someone who doesn't know you walking in on this scene, then have a Sensible Chuckle.
How much do you thing the upgunned Somua will cost?
>>31912991>Bonus points if you can grab a cellphone and make a "selfie" of the three of you, it might even come in handy.Okay, now I'm wondering if Trudy's leg dexterity could pull off such a feat. Those yoga lessons had to count for something, right?
>>31913157I dunno, I like the idea but Trude still sucks ass at yoga.
>>31912991> Eh, let them sleep a little longer.Only a demon could interrupt their sleep so early.
>>31913155Since it was a rather slapdash job, probably no more than 20k, but you have to take into account the time we'll have to spend sending it to Perrine, having her look for the schematics and having ITL officials breathing down her neck for supervision and historical accuracy.
>applepieI tried that once and it was awful.>>31913102How? Your arms are both full.
>>31912991>> Eh, let them sleep a little longer.Feel the pins and needles, FEEL IT.
>>31913255It makes you STRONG!
> Eh, let them sleep a little longer.You sigh. It’s fine, you like cute things. Cute things are cute.It’s another half hour before Kitten finally stirs. Her eyes flutter as she yawns quietly, more of a squeaking than a yawn. She smiles at you, “Morning, sleepy. You wait up for me?”You shrug as best you can. “Well….” You nod over to Michelle, still slumbering soundly.“Ah,” says Kitten. “That’s cute.”Regardless of cuteness, Kitten hops off the bed quietly and walks over to the shower. Michelle groans as she wakes up, rolling off your arm and curling up. “… too early…” she says.Eh, you’ll take it.With that, all of you work through the daily morning routine. Getting dressed, getting showered, brushing hair, brushing teeth, eating food, etc.Finally, you meet your staff outside your dorm. Unfortunately, the weather has decided to say fuck you to LGA again.BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING SNOWING.Lisa fumes, crossing her arms. “Can you believe this shit!? Eight to ten inches!”> “I love snow!”> “Could be worse.”> “I hate snow.”> Write in
>>31913289>> Write inSNOW ANGELS! GO!
>>31913289> Write inChallenge accepted, nature.
>>31913289> Write inMake a snowball. It is Freddy hunting time...
>>31913302+1 best idea
>>31913289> “I love snow!”Fuck yeah snow!
>>31913289> “I love snow!”> Write in ("Cool off, Lisa."Snow angels!Snowball fights!Maybe skating around a nearby frozen lake.Optional breaking out into song. You know the one.
>>31913289>Write in"There's a lot of snow, too"
>>31913289>> “I love snow!”+ All the write-ins.
>>31913366What's there to let go?
>>31913289>> “I love snow!”Take a day off, if school hasn't been cancelled anyway.
>>31913289>> “I love snow!”
>>31913462Warmth.Didn't Trude hate snow?
>>31913462I dunno.Might want to have Trudy ask Nancy.Michelle isn't the only one with dealing with personal problems. Hers is just more apparent in comparison to Nancy's.
>>31912991This is what we get for forgetting to turn off our swag.We get covered in bitches.
> Write inYou rush down the stairs then quickly flop on your back into the gathering snow, letting the cool frost nip at you. You start flopping your arms legs, laughing. “Snow angels! Haha!”Lisa crosses her arms while Nancy, Michelle, and Kitten simply giggle along with you. Kitten rushes in along with you and starts forming a snow angel in the snow with you.Lisa sighs. “This is our student council president.”“Oh, don’t be so crass,” says Nancy. “It’s lovely! It’s the second snow this year!”Lisa says, “Yeah, but in November? And not even like late November!”With that, you head onto school. No cancellations today apparently . Not even a delay. For a school that recruits mostly below the Mason-Dixon line, they sure are hardy when it comes to school. A few students are already participating in snowball fights all across, and you even manage to get a few snowballs in on them.No one can ever surprise you.> Converse Casually (Topic?)> Talk Tanks (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31913568> Talk Tanks (Too much Wendy time)The NS Engineers should be at 60% or so after the last session. Time to ease back on the Wendy training.Ask if Michelle can take up the mantle. Shooting in snowblind conditions would help us against Pravda.
>>31913568>Talk Tanks (Topic?)Hope we won't have to fight in this weather.
>>31913568Have we mined out Pravda yet? If not then> Study a Tankery Team (PRAVDA)If Pravda's mined out> Talk Tanks (Winter Combat)
>>31913568> Make a plan to pelt Fredendall with snowballs.
>>31913568>talk tanksHow are we going to convince the big corporations tankery is safe?
> Talk Tanks (Topic?)“You ever have matches in the snow?” you ask Michelle.Michelle shrugs as she watches people pelt each other with balls of snow. “A few. We mostly wore goggles to keep our eyes from getting blinded by the snow, and Joanna’s a pretty good driver over all, she could take Hobbes across the ocean if she wanted to.”“Neat,” says Nancy. “I wonder if it’ll be snowy for our match with Pravda.”“Well, if the weather’s any indication,” says Lisa, “Maybe. I’d honestly hate it.”“Of course,” you say. “Still, snow is lovely this time of year! It’ll be an interesting challenge fighting another team on snowy conditions!”“Would certainly be better than playing Sidewinder on Halo,” says Kitten. All of you look at her, confused. “Come on, Trudy, you know what I’m talking about.”“I do,” you say as you tug on her cheek. “I just like teasing you.”With that, you arrive at school. Hall Monitors are desperately trying to break up snowball fights, but to no great avail. They can’t stop girls from having fun.“Hey, Gertrude!” You look over to see Henrietta Carnegie and Andrea Frick hiding behind a low wall. “We’re going to ambush Fredendall and Fairless when they come in. You in?”> YOU IN?> Y/N> Other
>>31913937>YAM I EVER!
>>31913937Y, Fred only, aim for the boobs
>>31913937Y only Fredenhall, we don't want to get on Fairless' bad side
>>31913937>YTell them to spare Fairless, she's cool
>>31913937> YAs long as we aim at Fredendall.
>>31913937> YAsk them nicely to spare Fairless.
>>31913937>YTarget only Fredendall.
>>31913937>Can I get a HELL YES?> Though, what do you think Fairless will do if you pelt her?
>>31913937Y, intentionally miss Fairless
> YYou leave your crew and Michelle to join Henrietta and Andrea at the wall. Both you and Henrietta start piling up snowballs for the inevitable slaughterfest that’ll be Fredendall’s downbringing and holy shit you always wanted to do this and you finally get the chance.“Andrea,” says Henrietta. “How come you ain’t helping?”Andrea shrugs, playing around on her phone. “I am.”“You’re more connected to that phone than a Siamese brother to his own,” says Henrietta as she peeks over the wall. “Oh, here they come!”Fredendall, Fairless, and Claire Walker come around the corner. Fredendall looks pissed as all hell, probably the weather. All three of you get snowballs ready.Henrietta gives a rebel yell, standing and pitching a snowball like Ty Cobb. It splatters all over Fredendall’s chest, flooring her immediately. Claire and Fairless immediately duck out of the way, holding up their bags as shields.You all laugh as you start bombarding Fredendall with snowballs while she’s still on the ground. “Motherfucker! Carnegie! Frick! What the hell-“ You interrupt her with a snowball to the face. “AH! POOL!”Oh man, this is too fun!“Oi!” A whistle blows, and you look over to see O’Hara and O’Brian pointing at you. “No snowball fights!” They extend their batons, running at you.“It’s the filth!” yells Henrietta as she tosses one last snowball at Fredendall. “Cheese it!”> CHEESE IT> One last snowball> Write in
>>31914222> CHEESE IT
>>31914222> Write in@#$% the police! Snowball them!(Warning:This may be a terrible idea)
>>31914222>> Write in> How're things going for my favourite pair of lesbians on this boat?
>>31914222>> One last snowball
>>31914222> One last snowballHow could I resist.
Rolled 12>>31914222>> CHEESE IT
>>31913237>Naw, it should be 15K at the most and that's mostly for the work, parts and guns should roughly be a little less then half.It should be more or less like dealing with the GMC Scott. Also if we do this now, they can have it ready by next thursday (I think) in which will be ready for Pravada.Though it may miss the winter camo we need to paint on it
> CHEESE ITYou drop your snowball, taking one last look at Fredendall writhing on the ground, screaming in anger. Oh too precious. But regardless, time to hoof it. You, Henrietta, and Andrea split off and run down away and out of sight, laughing all the way.Your only regret is that you didn’t think to do this kind of stuff earlier.Regardless, it’s time for class. You head on to your math class and move on to taking notes, paying attention, and answering questions like a good little model student. The same goes for English and Chemistry. Nothing could beat that moment when you made Fredendall eat snow, and hopefully there won’t be a darn thing they can do about it.Because, you know, Student Council President.The alarm rings, it’s time for lunch.> Find your staff> Head Directly to lunch> Call Someone (Specify)> Write in
Oh mighty GermanSchteel, is it possible to get the current Tournament status and which teams we've studied out added to the Situation pastebin?Might help us decide who to study.
>>31914479> Find your staffWalk and talk like they do in West Wing
>>31914479>> Head Directly to lunch
>>31914479> Find your staff
>>31914479> Call Someone (Perrine)Ask about the Somua.Or should we wait until we get money from the freshman?
>>31913937Fuck you, Sidewinder was the best map.
>>31914479>>31914519I guess talk to Perrine and get an estimate.
> Find your staff> Call Someone (Perrine Hobart)You wave to your staff as you make the call.“Gertrude! I’d give you a hug if you weren’t calling me! What’s up?”“Not much, Perrine. How about you?”“Just prepping for the Unlimited Nationals coming up in several months! We’re experimenting, planning, all that stuff! You know that O-I Chi-Ha-Tan had?”“Yeah, what about it?”“They sold it to us! Apparently, Nishi was saving it for later in the tournament and they can’t afford the upkeep for it! So, what we’re going to do is take it, fuse a couple of sponsons on the side, put a King Tiger turret on top with a revolving cannon system patented by moi, and voila we have quite possibly the best tank that’s sure to win us the tournament!”“… that’s nice.”“So, what are you calling about?”“I was wondering if there were any other modifications to the S35, field mods, slapdash jobs, stuff like that that aren’t the S40 or the Sau?”“Hm… Stratton has a few friends in the History department who tell me that the S35 got modded by a few Yugoslavs with a Six Pounder. Good gun I reckon! Tell you what, I’ll run it by the judges, I’ll text you later if it’s legal or not. If it is, I can give you a good rate of 10, maybe 12,000 Dollars for a week with the thing. Sound good?”“Sure,” you say.“Great!”With that, you hang up. Lisa chuckles a bit. “How is she?”You shrug. “Fun as ever.”With that, you all get your lunch and sit down to eat.> Converse Casually (Topic?)> Talk Tanks (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31914762> Converse Casually (Fredendall snowball operation)The moment must be relived.
>>3191476210,000, to 12,000 seems to be within budget depending on how much we get from Freshman. >Talk Tanks (How to convince cooperation to sponsor us!)>Ask Nancy about giving us Anzio's number. i think this is a case in which Anzio will only answer the call of a commanding officer, not a crew member.
>>31914762You know that O-I Chi-Ha-Tan had?NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! There's only one of those! Damn it Perrine! Just copy it and mod the copies! There's only one of those! Who can we encourage to save it?> Converse Casually (Election)
>>31914762>>31914833This we need more money to do shit with. Also training with Anzio is my dream since I want to see Tankettes
>>31914888We already talked about the election. We're winning by a 75 to 15 percent ratio.
>>31914899Oh yeah! How do we go about talking to the Anzio commander? They said nothing's happening if we can't get into contact with her.
>>31914762>>31914781>>31914833Converse casually about snowball AND talk about sponsors
>>31914919>We already talked about the election. We're winning by a 75 to 15 percent ratio.According to Facebook poll. Not exactly scientific.Also anyone think stuffing the ballot boxes or disqualifying Trude on an obscure technicality would be beneath Fredendall?
>>31914966That's why we should have our staff be poll workers/ conduct exit polls to make sure no shenanigans are going on. If there are, we can at least react
>>31914935Nancy couldn't get in contact with her and remembering how Anzio's tank commander is (personality wise) a bit prideful so maybe it's an issue of only contacting one of equal rank.>>31914966We have no other way of estimating. and if we're disqualified or ballot stuffing we can't do anything right now
> Converse Casually (Topic?)You start regaling your staff about the attack on Fredendall this morning. “And then we just let her have it, we turned her into a snowdrift by the time the Hall Monitors were on us!”Lisa laughs. “Jeez, we should have joined you there!”“Was she hurt?” asked Nancy. Of course she would be concerned.“Nah,” you say, waving her off. “If anything, she only got the wind knocked out of her. It was all in good fun, I’m surprised Henrietta and Andrea seemed up to it.”Lisa shrugs. “Those two are pretty wacky as far as things go.”You nod, smiling. “Yeah, yeah. Anyway, we got any potential sponsors?”Lisa shrugs. “Not at the moment. That Hobby shop Charlotte frequents said he was interested, he’ll want to talk to you in person about it though.”“Of course,” you say. “Anything else?”Nancy says, “I got in contact with the Japanese over who they’re going to send. We can talk about that whenever you’d like.”> Converse Casually (Topic?)> Talk Tanks (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31915086>> Call Fredendall (Snowstorm of Snowball puns)
>>31915086>> Converse CasuallyAbout the exchange students. Remind us to check out the hobby shop later.
>>31915086>We can talk about that whenever you’d likeNow is a good time, I guess.
>>31915086>Converse Casually (Nancy)Sure, let's do that now
>>31915086>Converse Casually (Nancy)The new recruits
>>31915086>Converse Casually (Nancy)Bring on the Japs.
>>31915086>> Converse CasuallyAlso voting to discuss the exchange crew.What should we call them?
> Converse Casually (Topic?)“Let’s talk about the recruits. We’re getting them next week right?”Nancy smiles, nodding. “Provided that the Foreign exchange program is approved!” She pulls out her phone then shows it to you. “Here are their profiles!”> SAUNDERS> “Alisa”> Former Assignment: M4A1(76)W Sherman> Role: Loader/Radio> Kay’s comments: She’s a great tactician! Too bad she doesn’t know when to not cheat! I once caught her cheating at chess for some reason even though she could checkmate in two turns! Take care of her!> BLACK FOREST PEAK> Wakuza Nezumi> Former Assignment: Panzer VIII Maus> Role: Commander> Maho’s Comments: She’s headstrong and otherwise convinced of the invincibility of German armor. She will learn under you.> SAINT GLORIANA> “Assam”> Former Assignment: Churchill VII> Role: Gunner> Darjeeling’s Comments: She likes to joke, but is otherwise a very solid and friendly person to be around. A very good gunner too, but has horrible taste in tea.> CHI-HA-TAN> Izumi Izumi Izumi> Former Assignment: Type 5 Chi-Ri> Role: Driver> Nishi’s Comments: Do not joke about her name, she doesn’t like that. Otherwise, she is an enthusiastic tanker, but I wouldn’t rely on the others to control her rather fiery personality.Nancy asks, “What do you think?”> Boast - "They look competent."> Neutral - "Sounds like trouble."> Polite - "We could do with worse."> Write in
Rolled 14, 15, 1 = 30>>31915554>> Boast - "They look competent."OH my god, assam~
>>31915554> Izumi Izumi IzumiI'm sorry, but joking about her name is going to happen one way or another.
>>31915554> Polite - "We could do with worse."They sound fun.
>>31915593Call her Izzy
>>31915554> Boast - "They look competent."Assam? Awwww yissssss.
>>31915554Now wwhat tank to give them...
>>31915554>Assamoh dear, horrible puns incoming.> Boast - "They look competent."This is going to be a fun crew I can tell you.
>>31915554... I need to go catch up in the archives, because I have no idea what's going on.See you soon, fellow hebephiles tank lovers.
>>31915554> Boast - "They look competent."Ask if Wakuza Nezumi knows how to speak English> Izumi Izumi IzumiMajor Major Major?
>>31915554>She’s a great tactician! Too bad she doesn’t know when to not cheat!My kind of girl.
>>31915554>> Neutral - "Sounds like trouble.">AssamHer own gunner!? Is Darjeeling nuts?!
>>31915554>Boast - "They look competent."A part of me, kind of wanted Erika just because she came off as a bitch in the original series but after hanging with Trude in the gang she seems fu
>>31915554> Neutral - "Sounds like trouble."This will be harder than the delinquents.I wonder if Alisa ever settled things with Takashi.
>>31915554>Boast - "They look competent."Fuck year Assam.
>>31915693>Wakuza NezumiApparently I think so. though she is often teased about it
>>31915554>Assam AND ArisaBest girls of both teams, hooray!> Boast - "They look competent."
>>31915643Short summary, Glorianna, BFP, Saunders and Chi-Ha-Tan agreed to send together exchange students to form a japanese crew, this is what we got.
> BoastYou smile. “They seem competent! We already know Alisa and Assam a bit too, so we know they’re on the level.”Lisa scratches her chin. “At least they didn’t send us the senrin so to speak.”“Senrin?” you ask.Lisa shrugs. “Apparently it’s a Japanese term for cannon fodder. Senrin being the cost to mail a conscription notice, 1/99th of a yen apparently.”Nancy puts her phone away. “Irregardless! I look forward to welcoming them here at LGA! They’ll be bunking with me!”“All of them?” you ask.“Of course!” says Nancy. “Betty didn’t want to do it, and unfortunately neither did Fairless, so I took the opportunity to do it myself! I’ve already ordered one of those weird Japanese coffee table things with the blankets and the heating and stuff, I forget what it’s called but apparently they’re REALLY comfortable!”You nod. “Fair enough.”With that, lunch ends. You say goodbye to your staff and head on to Health Class. Nothing of particular note happens the rest of the school day unfortunately. Even Health Class goes by relatively quickly due to the fact that all you do is watch some scare ‘em straight movie about heroin that’s apparently supposed to make you swear off of it.History and French go by relatively quickly too. Nothing of note.Finally, the school day ends. What should you do now?> Head to the Tankery HQ> Find your Staff> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31915850>> Head to the Tankery HQ>> Study a tankery team (Pravda)
>>31915850>Call Nancy and Charlotte Let's get that sponsorship!>IrregardlessPunish Nancy
>>31915818Are we sending over people to reciprocate, to fulfill the "exchange" bit of the exchange student moniker?
>>31915938If we do, we'll have to wait until the tournament is over for obvious reasons
>>31915938Yea but probably not tankery ones.
>>31915938Not right now probably. We barely have enough crews as it is.
>>31915850>> Find your StaffLet's head there together!
>>31915850>> Head to the Tankery HQ>> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)PravdaTime to start getting ready for the match
>>31916002At least it isn't a duck
> Head to the Tankery HQ> Study a Tankery team (Pravda)You decide to do some quick studying as you head on to the HQ.> PRAVDA HIGH SCHOOL ROSTER> KV-2 (ELITE) x 1> T-34/76 MODEL 1943 (ELITE) x 1> IS-2 (COMP. SPEC.) x 2> KV-1 MODEL 1942 (COMP. SPEC.) x 10> KV-1S (COMP. SPEC.) x 10> KV-85 (COMP. SPEC.) x 10> SU-76B (COMP. SPEC.) x 30> SU-85 (COMP. SPEC.) x 20> SU-152 (COMP. SPEC.) x 5> T-34/85 MODEL 1943 (COMP. SPEC.) x 25> T-34/76 MODEL 1943 (COMP. SPEC.) x 30Certainly a formidable roster. You’ll have to study into their commander later, you can sort of guess that their balanced line up means that they’re great for most situations.> + 5 CPYou arrive at the HQ early. You find Lutz on the couch, reading a Tankery magazine. “Hey, been a while.”Lutz looks up at you, smiling as always. “Hello, Gertrude!”With that, your crews start arriving. All of them talk excitedly about the snow. It’s probably going to be hell practicing in it though, especially with Wendy.> Start Practice> Talk to your Crew (Topic?)> Talk to a Crew (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31916167> Start PracticeMight as well get it started!Where'd everybody go anyway?
>>31916167>> Start Practice Tank Angels!
>>31916167> Start PracticeNo lazing about.
>>31916167>> Start Practice
>>31916167> Start Practice
>>31916167>Talk to a Crew (Aces)How is Michelle doing?
> Start PracticeYou all stand in the hangar, shivering a bit from the cold. The snow is still falling a bit but it’s probably nothing. It’ll let up soon at least.Wendy says, “Right, just to let you all know, next Saturday is our match with Pravda. We might fight them in conditions similar to this one, and it’s definitely going to be a rush of Russian tanks. Does anyone have any questions?”Cathy raises her hand. “Will we be okay?”“Provided we have a good plan and nothing goes wrong, sure,” says Wendy. “The IS-2 and the KV-2 are horrible at actual tank to tank brawling despite their large calibers and the rest are tanks that can be penetrated by pretty much everything we have here.”Anna raises her hand. “Do we have to exercise in this weather?”“Yes,” says Wendy. “Rain or shine, I’m making loaders out of all of you.” She looks over to you. “So, Gertrude. What shall we start with?”> Command Theory> Combat Theory> Physical Training> Gunnery Practice> Maneuvering Practice
>>31916167I thought we're getting Michelle or Joanna to teach us today? We need to shoot or drive better?
>>31916438Too soon.Needs more sleeping together for it to work.
>>31916485>> Physical TrainingThen we can warm up.
>>31916485> Physical TrainingShit we forgot about Wendy
>>31916485> Physical TrainingEXERCISE!
>>31916485>> Physical TrainingHealthy bodies are important!
>>31916485> Physical TrainingOh lawd.
>>31916487I'm worried about team Thunderchild dropping even further in morale.Situation pastebin isn't updated yet to show the effects of the last practice.
>>31916594That's what I was forgetting. Thank you.
>>31916594we can just reverse it, but apparently we forgot to do so last practice.
>>31916594We can reverse the morale drop for this session.
>>31916594How big was the drop again?
>>31916666-25, IIRC. Rain, mud and grime was the additional factor.
> Physical TrainingYou all run through the snow, clad in your Tankery Uniforms. Your hot breathes dissipate into vapor as you all slog it around the field, Wendy screaming at you all to pick it up.“Come on, you little girls!” yells Wendy. “This is a girly thing we’re doing! You can paint your nails, talk about cute boys, and try on the latest fashion while you’re at it!”Charlotte screams, “This sucks!”“Life sucks, get over it!” Wendy screams back.Kitten vomits a bit, quickly wiping her mouth as she runs, pale as a ghost. “You okay, Kitten?” you ask concernedly.Kitten pants a bit, “I’ve had worse! You remember the Pacer back in Middle School!”“Yeah, they nearly hospitalized you for that,” you say.With that, you continue on until Wendy decides to call it quits. Everyone drops on their asses, groaning and sighing in exhaustion.> Command Theory> Combat Theory> Gunnery Practice> Maneuvering Practice> Take a Break
>>31916688Kind of needed it for the other teams. We'll just need to manage thunderchild's morale
>>31916705>> Command TheoryWarm up.
>>31916705> Maneuvering PracticeThey're gonna need to learn how to tank in the snow.
>>31916705> Maneuvering PracticePoor Kitten.
>>31915554 BLACK FOREST PEAK> Wakuza Nezumi> Former Assignment: Panzer VIII Maus> Role: Commander>not Jadgpantherchanok.jpg
>>31916705>> Maneuvering PracticePush! Push! Push!
>>31916767I wonder if she's being handed off because of last year.Erika's probably still pissed about that
Should there be a girl from LGA in that exchange team?
> Maneuvering Practice“HOLY MOTHERFUCKING GOD IT’S COLD IN HELL!” screams Barkas. As Kate explained to you and her, the Hellcat isn’t exactly well-known for being warm during the cold weather days.Despite that, their Hellcat soldiers on during the snowbound practice. Your tanks were going slower than usual, cut to around 20 miles an hour at best on flat terrain. The snow at least wasn’t freezing like it would in earlier Snowmageddons back in DC and Virginia, but it was still packing up and getting caught in the tracks. Joanna and Wendy’s solution was anti-freeze along with pouring some oil in the treads to keep the snow from sticking onto the treads and wheels. Same technique they use on snow plows.Of course, you also saw that on Top Gear, you’re not entirely sure if actually works but at least it’s keeping your tanks moving.The practice continues on, and the new teams seem to have more or less settled into their tanks. The Magicians themselves have a whale of a time settling into their new Sherman.> Command Theory> Combat Theory> Gunnery Practice> Take a Break
>>31916997Yeah. Probably. We should take that Anime club president. She was on the level.
>>31916997Good idea. Any candidates? Anyone we know that speaks Japanese?
>>31917028> More Maneuvering PracticeIt is damned important that we get these girls good at tanking in the snow
>>31917028> Take a Break
>>31917028>Gunnery PracticeWe need to be ready to drill Pravda's Russian Coffins hard.
>>31917059She'll be replacing either loader or radio operator so either someone buffed and/or very good and fast with english to japanese translations.
>>31917028> Gunnery PracticeGet it done before break.
>>31917028>Combat TheoryCombat in low visibility/snowstorm conditions is something you just HAVE to experience. Then you'll wish you were dead.
>>31917102I'd get her on radio. The main portion of her job will be communication.
>>31917148>I'd get her on radio. The main portion of her job will be communication.Sounds like a good plan. That one decent girl with the anime club should be a nice prospect here.Speaking of which, we do need to decide which tank they are going to be assigned to. If the timing worked out I would suggest grabbing the T/34 chassis and getting it into T/34-85 Model 1944 stats, as a Russian tank would head off any fighting over which school is being preferred.
>>31915554>> “Assam”>> Darjeeling’s Comments: ...has horrible taste in tea.I giggles like a little Japanese girl.
>>31917267>you will never be a little Japanese girl
>>31917251The roster says we have a Sherman. Five man crew needed-five man crew we have.
>>31917251We missed the timing for getting the chassis by about 2 days.We can still get the tank and let them use it after the match, though.
> Gunnery Practice“Fire!” The tank shakes as Nancy fires off the 76mm gun. Another precise hit on the target. You quickly rub your upper arms, shivering a bit as you look through the Commander’s periscope.Nancy nudges your arm. “Here.” She hands you a thermos with some hot chocolate in it. “I planned ahead for this kind of situation.”“Oh, you’re a lifesaver, Nancy,” you say. You take it and quickly pour yourself a cup. It tastes heavenly, and instantly your body feels like it’s rejuvenated and warm. “Alright, Ramirez, High Explosive.”Ramirez rams an HE round into the breech, then Nancy recalibrates the sights. The other teams are busy firing off their rounds at the targets across the field, with some success.“This snow sucks!” yells Janek.You did have a hard time actually seeing the target past the sun and the reflected light, at least it’ll be sundown soon.> Command Theory> Combat Theory> Take a Break
>>31917251I rather give them the Cromwell
>>31917315> Take a Break
>>31917290YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!
>>31917315>> Take a Break
>>31917315> Take a BreakWarm showers before lectures.
>>31917315>> Command Theory
>>31917301>The roster says we have a Sherman. Five man crew needed-five man crew we have.The Sherman was reserved for conversion into a M36 Jackson. Assigning the crew to an American tank could be taken as favoring Saunders and elicit some push-back from the other crewmembers. And if the point of the exchange is to provide them with a unique viewpoint, a tank of a type none of them have any familiarity with would be best.
>>31917315> Take a BreakYeah.
>>31917340>you will never tell reality to fuck off and become a little Japanese girl
>>31917036Problem is she was the only real sane person reigning the rest her club weaboo's in. We get rid of her the weaboo's might run amok.
>>31917361Good point. I just suggest it because we have one ready that meets the team requirement.Getting them a tank may be time sensitive, depending on when they arrive-before or after Pravda.
>>31917370:cThere's always roleplaying, unless you're scared of being that much of a faggot.
>>31917404Also, schteel hasn't updated that list, the animation club is actually crewing that tank.Refer to excel anon's chart whenever he posts it, instead.The tanks that will be free will be the Cromwell, Type 97 and the Chaffee.
>>31917397It's not like she can't keep managing the club whenever she's not in a tank.Shame we didn't "accidentally" lose their paperwork back when we were approving clubs, though.
>>31917467Maybe we can get "Loaned" the Maus...
>>31917467Well, I'm just full of wrong today.
>>31917315> Take a BreakGertrude's team foot scouting? Never
> Take a BreakEveryone is battered and beaten by the time you take a break.> - 20 MORALE ACROSS ALL CREWSKitten rests her head on your lap, sleeping as you and your crew sit ontop of Cupid the Sherman. Nancy yawns a bit, sipping on some hot chocolate, while Lisa and Ramirez sit on the gun barrel, playing on their phones.Nancy says, “As much as I respect Wendy for her experience, I don’t think all this working in the snow and the slush is really helping us.”“Now, Nancy,” You say. “It is. Nobody ever said Tankery was easy.” You run your hand through Kitten’s hair, it’s surprisingly silky smooth. Kitten’s been using shampoo on her own lately. That’s a hell of a thing from August that’s for sure.> Combat Theory> Command Theory> Talk to your Crew (Topic?)> Talk to a Crew (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31917482Oh, wait. Had to reread. I \ thought we were talking about sending her over to one of the other schools for the exchange program. Yeah, if we need someone from LGA in that tank she sounds good.
>>31917543> Combat TheoryYes!
>>31917543Eep. Reverse Morale Drop, this time, across the board.
>>31917543> Talk to your Crew (Lisa's date)Unless it still hasn't happened yet.
>>31917543> Combat Theoryand reverse morale drop on Thunderchild and anyone else less than 60
>>31917404>Good point. I just suggest it because we have one ready that meets the team requirement.>Getting them a tank may be time sensitive, depending on when they arrive-before or after Pravda.I'd suggest we get some orders in to Mishka, then. Especially since he'll have to start work on the Cromwell once it comes in. As far as getting the Exchange team into the match with Pravda, well, we do have the required 15 tanks and crews right now so we should probably focus on any upgrades that can be done in time and which would greatly improve the firepower or capabilities of our present tanks.At the same time, we really want to save the Girl Scout freebies for expensive conversions or a last comp specced tank.Not sure what the priorities should be here. Maybe a freebie getting the T/34-76 to T/34-57 standard, even if we can't get the Model 1944 armor and fittings. Or maybe the M4A4 into the Firefly as intended since the 17 pounder should go right through most of the Pravda tanks and be really helpful against the IS-2s. Possibly we might instead look to the Panzer IV and getting it in full late-war shape as an Ausf. G with Schurzen for the classic Ausf. H.
>>31917560Nay!Save Team Liberty! Everyone else needs the drop to ward of their battle frenzy.
We need to talk to theater tech crew for winter camo and freshman for money.We need t to upgrade our tankAlso reverse morale loss
>>31917543What's our crew morale like and at what point does bad things happen?
>>31917592The situation sheet isn't updated.The last morale drop of 25 isnt recorded either. It'll be a drop of 50 from the values there.
>>31917543>Combat TheoryAlso, reverse that morale hit?
>>31917630Inb4 everyone bails now that OP is calculating morale.
>>31917543>>31917594Camo and money
>>31917657Nah, I'm pretty sure most teams are in need of a morale drop.
>>31917543>> Other-Reverse Morale Drop> Command TheoryReverse morale drop, and on to learnings! I'm revising my previous opinion based on new information
>>31917577Save the freebies for now.I've got a feeling we want them for the eliting of tanks.
>>31917715We're going to elite trude's tank today
> Combat Theory“Alright, alright,” you say. “Everyone, listen. I know we’re all wet and tired and exhausted. But it’s important to keep our bodies healthy and up to spec.Everyone mutters a bit, a bit apprehensive.“Come on,” you say. “It could be worse. You could be on Steuben.” Everyone perks up, laughing a bit at Friedrich von Steuben Military Academy’s expense. “There we go. Look, just keep your heads high, and we’ll get through this. I know Wendy can be a bit hard but that’s just her way, and she knows tanks better than I or any of you guys do.”With that, everyone seems satisfied.> - 5 CP> MORALE DROP REVERSEDWith that, you get into the classrooms, the heater turned to full. “Right,” says Wendy. “Lets get into studying Pravda. Now, does anyone have any questions?”Samantha raises her hand. “Why is the IS-2 not good at tank combat?”“Lot of reasons,” says Wendy. “The armor is thick, yeah, but you have to consider the gun. The 122mm has an excellent amount of firepower and velocity for its caliber. The problem lies in that its ammunition mostly consists of high-explosive rounds. The IS tank series was not designed to fight tanks, they’re breakthrough tanks, assault guns with turrets. They can be used to fight tanks, and they can do it, the problem lies in the fact that their guns take ages to load. Two piece ammunition, plus their HE shells aren’t all that great against heavy monsters like King Tigers or Tigers with competent crews behind them.”She snaps her finger. “Anyway, let’s discuss the various tanks they’re using…”[1/2]
>>31917886Depends if schteel will tell us the price immediately instead of having to wait till next week to see the price in the shop.
>>31917987[2/2]With that, Wendy moves on to the Command Theory portion of Practice.“Right, now most T-34s are lacking in what we call a cupola. The cupola is that little thing that allows you to see around through the slits. The late war 85s have cupolas, the early war ones don’t, instead they have to rely on slots and periscopes which can cause tunnel vision. Thus, it’s easy to sneak up on say a KV-1 or a T-34, but not easy to sneak up on an IS or a late war T-34.“Now, most of your tanks have cupolas. It’s a very underrated advantage most tanks have, it allows you to see out without having to expose yourself or generate a bigger silhouette for your tank by turning out. That’s a very important thing in Tankery, situational awareness. If you’re not aware of your surroundings, a Hetzer could come up behind you, track you, and leave you in the dust repeatedly.”Wendy leans on the desk, crossing her arms. “Right, any questions?” Silence. “No? Right, practice is over then.”Everyone stands up and starts heading out, still a bit exhausted.> - 5 MORALE ACROSS ALL CREWSNancy, Kitten, Ramirez, and Lisa walk up to you, sighing. Lisa says, “Boss, I think we’ve really gotten far in our training.”“I agree!” says Nancy. “We really know our stuff now, and I believe that we can really show Pravda who’s boss!”Kitten smiles, patting you on the shoulder. “Consider us Elite, Trudy.”> GERTRUDE’S CREW IS NOW ELITE> CP is now generated by 1 CP per day.> Your crewmembers are now also better at their tasks.> Your tank can now be upgraded to ELITE for the cost of 10,000 Dollars> Head Somewhere (Specify)> Hit the Showers> Talk to your Crew (Topic?)> Talk to a Crew (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31918011> GERTRUDE’S CREW IS NOW ELITEAW SHIT.We need to upgrade Trudy's tank now.> Hit the Showers
>>31918011Only 10k? Let's fuck'n do it.>Hit the Showers
>>31918011> Hit the ShowersThey're especially nice after being out in the snow.
>>31918011>> Hit the Showers>>Talk to Nancy (Foreign Exchange)Who is going overseas?
>>31918011>> Talk to a Crew (TIGRIS)Ask about winter warfare, and how we should outfit ourselves incase we have to face General Winter.
>>31918011>Hit the showersHit them good.>a Hetzer could come up behind you, track you, and leave you in the dust repeatedlyHope the tracks aren't heavy.
>>31918011>> Hit the Showers>10k.Huh... Cheaper than I expected. Much cheaper.If thats the case, we can go ahead and have the shop use the freebies on the expensive projects. Namely the T-34/57 and the Panther chassis to the Ausf. G.Upgrading Cupid will have to wait till monday.We need to speak to needlepoint to get back BARE-ARSED FERDINAND. They also have ACHTUNG, PANZER! much to my dismay.
> Hit the ShowersYou take in the sweet hot water of the steamy showers. Mother of god this feels wonderful, and with Kitten washing your back and your hair at the same time, it’s gone from wonderful to heavenly.Kitten says, “Boy, Trudy, I think today has been otherwise very productive if I do say so myself.”“Yeah! You should have seen me pelt the overloving crap out of Fredendall today, Kitten. It was the shit!”Kitten giggles a bit. “Oh, I’m sure.”“Really!” you say. “We just fucking blasted her! It was like a full on assault!”“Of course,” says Kitten.> Head Somewhere (Specify)> Talk to your Crew (Topic?)> Talk to a Crew (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31918173Let's use the money from sponsor for the 6 pounder
>>31918293>> Talk to a Crew (Specify)Needlepoint. See if they've finished that book excel anon mentioned. Get it back and we can pass it off to someone else.
>>31918293> Talk to a Crew (Freshmen)Just a check-up.
>>31918293> Talk to a CrewNeedlepoint: BookFreshmen: GigPoles: Studied that compendium yet?History: Need a couple of Hall Monitors in case the UN Debate venue turns ugly?Rifles: SJWs planning anything else?Firing all cylinders!>>31918011>Right, now most T-34s are lacking in what we call a cupola.Might want to get updated info on that, Wendy.This is Pravda we're talking about.
>>31918293>Get Hobby Shop sponsorship with Nancy and Charlotte Just to put this on everyone's radar again
> Talk to a Crew (Needlepoint and Not-a-Chance-In-Hell)“Hey guys, what’s up.” Anna immediately hands you Bare-Arsed Ferdinand. “Oh, you done with that?”Anna nods. “Yep! You can keep that if you’d like. We’re already studying up on this one.” She holds up Achtung, Panzer!You nod. “Sweet. What about you guys, Cathy, anything good with you?”Cathy says, “We managed to record our soundtrack.” She gives you a disc. “Here! Free of charge!”“Also sweet!” You smile. “Make any good money?”Tara shrugs. “Not yet. We’re settling things over Paypal and the likes and the money we do have is kind of miniscule at the moment. We’ll talk to you about it another time though.”You nod. “Cool.”You receive a text message then and there.“Gertrude, talked to judges. Yugoslav S35 is apparently legal, and I’ve priced it at 12,000 Dollars. Option is there, just call me when you need it.”You nod again. That too is sweet.> Head Somewhere (Specify)> Talk to your Crew (Topic?)> Talk to a Crew (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31918556>Talk to a Crew (Team Needlepoint)Let's see how they feel about the conversion
>>31918575Yeah, it's a good idea.
>>31918556>> Consult the Shop (Specify)Upgrade sturmpanzer to series 2Freebie on panther chassisFreebie on T-34/57
>>31918575>>31918556Second (or Third) I guess
>>31918556>>31918575Supporting this, 12k is much cheaper than the S40
>>31918556We need to check up on how the Pols are doing. I think the last we talked they just got that 200 page background for the UN debate.
>>31918624Charlotte helped them condense the background into easy to follow notes last night, I believe
>>31918603this and should we use a freebie to elite Trude's tank too?
> Talk to a Crew (Specify)“Hey, Anna, quick question before you all go.” You managed to catch the Sewing Club packing up and bundling up for the cold weather right at the door. “There’s a potential conversion for the S35 to explore, something that’ll equip it with a Six Pounder. It’d take a week and it’d be unavailable until it was finished.”Anna nods, scratching her chin. “Ah, is that so?”“Yeah,” you say. “Just want to run it by you. Is that fine?”Mamie says, “I suppose whatever gets us more firepower. The 57mm means we’ll at least have a chance against late war tanks in a straight fight.”“Of course,” says you. “So, you’re in support?”Anna smiles. “We’re fine with whatever decision you make!”You nod. “Alright, see you guys.”They wave goodbye as they leave HQ.> Head Somewhere (Specify)> Talk to your Crew (Topic?)> Talk to a Crew (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31918799>> Head Somewhere (Specify)Dinner, the BBQ place.It was mentioned they have a stage for performances. We can celebrate eliting and see if the store would like to hire the freshmen for gigs.
>>31918799Grab some dinner with the crew.
>>31918799>Get Hobby Shop sponsorship with Nancy and Charlotte
>>31918799> Head Somewhere get dinnerand> Consult the Shop we need to elite our tank.
> Head Somewhere (Specify)Time to get some dinner with your crew. You decide to stop off at that BBQ place and get yourself some nice tender RIBS. Plus barbecue sauce as well along with some fries and onion rings. Good stuff really.Lisa says, “Nice of you to put this on the house.”You nod. “Yeah, not as good as my father’s cooking mind you, but it’s certainly something.”“Does your father really cook?” asks Nancy, dreamily even. “I’ve never met a man who could cook before!”“Of course!” you say. “I mean, my mom’s kind of suffered from a severe case of being extremely dead so someone has to cook. I tried to learn, but you know, kitchen fires. On the bright side, I’m good friends with the Fire Department.”Kitten chuckles a bit. “Yeah, they’re really huge.”The both of you drool a bit, dreaming of FIREMEN. “Huuuuuge…”> Head Somewhere (Specify)> Converse Casually (Topic?)> Talk Tanks (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31919092>> OtherCheck with the store if they're looking for bands to play there
>>31919092> Consult the Shopand> Study a Tankery Team Pravda
>>31919092>Converse Casually (Topic?)Any of you know Japanese? We need a liaison to these foreign students.
>>31919092> Head Somewhere (Specify)Just walk around and see if we meet anyone.Most firemen in my town are old or kinda chubby to be honest...
>>31919172They know English, yo
>>31919128Well, we're here. Might as well see if we can get a gig for the freshmen.
>>31919128>>31919092Let's go for this
>>31919092> Converse Casually (Elections)It's tomorrow. I wouldn't be surprised if Trudy actually forgets going to the polls to cast her vote.Prepare a victory speech, I suppose.
>>31919172Well, we could bring in Rankin.I think a girl like her deserves a larger spot in helping to run the schoolship.
>>31919092>Hobby ShopGuys Sponsorships!
>>31919092>Hobby ShopJust to keep it on people's radar, better to get it now so we can maximize our earnings
>>31919411we're having dinner at this store for a reason, lets finish that first before we move on.and if its sponsorship money, we can visit the shop tomorrow, since the money comes in on monday anyways.
> Other“Hey, where’s the manager here?” you say, placing your hands on the counter. The cashier calls for the manager, and he comes in. Huge man, white hair, usual BBQ restaurant stuff. “Can I help you?” he asks.You say, “I got a band who wants to play some music and wants to get paid doing it. You got a stage, and I was wondering if perhaps they might be able to play here like every so often for cash?”The manager scratches his chin, skeptical. “What music they play?”“Bluegrass.”“YEEEEHAW!” All of you surprised by the Manager’s sudden southerness as he slaps his knee. “Fuckin’ A! Alright, give me their number, and I’ll give them a call! Woowheee!”Well, that was interesting.You return to your table to find Lisa on the phone. Nancy and Kitten are giggling while Lisa is simply blushing. “… yeah. Yeah, I had a nice time, Huxley… No you didn’t come across as awkward… Yes, I understand you spilling your lemonade on my shirt was accidental.”> Listen in> Commence Operation Teasy-Tease!> Write in
>>31919453>> Listen inJiiiiiiWe can tease her afterwards.
>>31919453> Listen inWe can be slightly merciful.
>>31919453> Listen inTry to contain that Cheshire cat grin.Fail.
>>31919453>> Listen in
>>31919453>> Listen inNo teasing. It is beneath us.
>>31919443>Commence Operation Teasy-Tease!I was hoping to raise some money now so the Somua will be ready before Pravada.
>>31919453>> Listen inTeasing comes after.Listen in for all the details first.
>>31919453>> Listen inWhen they're done then we can> Commence Operation Teasy-Tease!
>>31919543We have enough actually.We can dip into the class funds but it might not arrive in time for any practice.Then the team goes into battle without any time on their new gun, which would defeat the purpose. Better to let them run amok with their current S35 instead.
>>31919453> Listen in
>>31919646Dipping into class funds right before the election would also be an uniquely horrible idea as well
>>31919646Actually, afaik, only the turret and the gun were modified, the driving should still be the same, and shooting shouldn't be too ahrd.
>>31919646I guess? I was hoping to have it done before that but I see your point.At least the 47mm can pierce through the tracks and turret ring is need be.
>>31919646The driving a maneuvering will be the same and their scouts shooting tanks isn't their purpose
>>31919779Then why are we considering the gun upgrade in the first place.
>>31919646>We can dip into the class funds how about no. that money is untouchable by us until after the election.
> Listen in“Yeah, Huxley. I know… Yes, I don’t mind, really. What I do mind is you being a fucking High School drop out!... yes I know you dropped out to support your mom… Yeah… Of course.”You, Nancy, and Kitten try to scoot in to listen to what the hell Huxley is saying, but Lisa simply leans over, giving you all the glare that would put Death to shame.“Yes, Huxley,” she says. “Yeah, I know. I’m sure it’s challenging work at the Shop but you get used to it I suppose. Yeah, yeah I’m free on Saturday I think. Mhm. Okay. Alright, see you Huxley.” Lisa hangs up, groaning in defeat, slamming her head on the table.Nancy giggles like a schoolgirl. “Aaawwww!”“Shut up, Nancy,” says Lisa she turns her head up, her chin resting on the table. She looks across right at Ramirez, who simply leans back and crosses her arms. “I know what you want to say, so go ahead and say it.”Ramirez shrugs. “It’s not me in me to say I told you so. But I told you so.”Lisa sighs.[1/2]
>>31919792because some anon was convinced that the S35 was utter shit. Ask him.
>>31919815[2/2]You ask, “How did the date go?”Lisa sits up, leaning back in her seat and looking away from you all. “Terrible.”“Terrible?” asks Kitten.“Yeah, he was a perfect gentlemen, he paid for the dinner, he accidentally spilled his drink on me but he offered me his coat to cover it up too. Then he escorted me home. Not just that, we actually had things in common and he actually has a fairly good reason for being a High School dropout. He’s had to support his mom who got in a car wreck and can’t work, not to mention having to put his older brother through college too.” Lisa crosses her arms. “In short, he’s not the slacker I want to hate.”You nod, smiling. “That’s good, he sounds like a decent guy.”“But… dropouts…” mutters Lisa.Ramirez says, “Just because someone drops their education does not mean they are immediately the target for your scorn. I should know, I saw that a lot growing up.”Lisa buries her face in her hands. “God…”> Head Somewhere (Specify)> Converse Casually (Topic?)> Talk Tanks (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31919837>> Converse Casually (Topic?)Tease.Tease, tease, tease~
>>31919837> Head Somewhere (Specify)Wander around!
>>31919792So it has more firepower to use against tanks if need be, like the fight against Walter Christie and Saunders.>>31919815>>31919837> Head Somewhere (Hobby Shop)>Talk to Lisa If she's that worried about the whole dropout thing then if both of you have spare time, teach him the material needed then. I mean if her mom can't work for now, he can still get some education elsewhere. You helping him will make it so he isn't totally lost
>>31919837>> Converse Casually (Topic?)Elections, Game Plan for Election Day tomorrowWhat we need to do, when will we find out results, what do we do if Fredendall pulls some shit on us
>>31919837>> Converse Casually (Topic?)Begin teasing
>>31919837>> Study a Tankery Team (PRAVDA)We must learn the truth about this team
>>31919837> Commence Operation Teasy-Tease!
>>31919837> Study a Tankery Team Pravda
>>31919837>>31919899>Hobby Shop.We need to go there preferably now so we can know what they want in return
>>31919837>>31919899This, because if she's so goddamn worried about it, instead of teasing her, try helping her
> Converse Casually (Topic?)“So, when’s the wedding, Lisa?” you ask.Lisa glares at you. “Don’t, please.”Kitten says, “Not even the wedding, are we going to get kids?”“Please.”You and Kitten laugh a bit at Lisa’s expense. “We’re joshing you, Lisa. Honestly, I think it’s wonderful you’re starting a relationship. This your first one?”Lisa shrugs. “I once dated some hopeless fuck in Middle School, only because I felt sorry for him. Other than that, no.”You smirk. “Well, Lisa, I can honestly say that maybe you and Huxley will make a fine couple!”“Please.”“And that I look forward to seeing you two do incredibly lewd things like making out or holding hands!”“Please!” she squeals.With that, you finish off your dinner and exit the restaurant. What to do now?> Head Somewhere (Specify)> Converse Casually (Topic?)> Talk Tanks (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31920032> Head Somewhere (Walk around)I will not be put off!
>>31920032>> Head Somewhere (Specify)Hobby shop
>>31920032>Hobby shopFind out what they want already
>>31920032>Hobby shopCome on, guys, be more decent. She doesn't tease as about Kitten.
>>31920032>> Head Somewhere (HOBBY SHOP)[insert obligatory hand holding reaction here]
>>31920127She does and Kitten and Trude aren't like that.According to Trude
> Head SomewhereYou take a walk to the Hobby Shop, only to find the owner Darius locking up the door. “Hey, Darius. What’s up?”Darius looks over at you. “Oh, Pool. Who are your friends?”You gesture over to them. “My staff, Nancy the VP, Lisa the Treasurer, Ramirez the Secretary, and Kitten the very best good friend. Locking up?”Darius nods. “Yeah, just getting to be about that time. Another empty day as usual besides Charlotte and the occasional greasy neckbeard who can somehow afford to live on an Academyship you know?”“Of course,” you say. “I wanted to talk sponsorship.”“Oh, sure,” says Darius. “It’s simple. I need business. And I think I’ve got an idea on how to get that business. You see that parking lot across the street?” You all look over to the empty parking lot. “Car wash. People go to you, people come across the street to see the store, everyone wins.”All of you look at him, skeptical. Lisa says, “In this weather?”Darius shrugs. “If you got any better ideas, I’m open.”> “Car wash sounds fine.”> “Nah.”> “I think I have a better idea.” (Write in)
>>31920291Uh...won't we get frostbite?
>>31920291>> “Car wash sounds fine.”"But can it wait till it gets abit warmer? Thats insane when its snowing"
>>31920291> “Car wash sounds fine.”A-alright...
>>31920291>> “I think I have a better idea.” (Write in)How about we bring our tanks to the parking lot and promote your tank models of our tanks by helping people who come by and buy them.We can take pictures as well with the model and the tanks they made based on it
>>31920291>>31920359I like this idea more than a fucking car wash in the winter
>>31920215> “Nah.”Water is probably gonna freeze in this weather.Let's not.
>>31920291>> “I think I have a better idea.” (Write in)Roleplaying. We are spacemarines in METAL BOXES!
>>31920291>>31920359This, he says he has a stock of our tankery lineup. We can promote ourselves by bringing the real thing.Maybe show recaps of our fights inside the shop to bring in the mood as they build the tanks
>>31920359This, and set it up like a carnival. Girl Scout cookies, Freshmen band and selling cheap hot drinks.
>>31920291>> “I think I have a better idea.” (Write in)Model building contest. Winner gets to roam the countryside with the LGA tankery team of their choice.
>>31920359This sounds top tier.Beats washing cars in swimsuits with this weather.
>>31920359Supporting this because I heard frostbite gives you deads
>>31920386ooooh, can we dress up one of out tanks as a baneblade?
>>31920291>>31920398Also this,Girl Scouts can bring cookies,Freshman can play bluegrass.Maybe have the sewing club make memorabilia scarves and gloves.If we're going to make money, we're going to make a lot of it
>>31920359Comes with lottery.Winner gets a date with Trude
>>31920450Turn the parking lot into a Mini-Tankery Fair in support of the local Hobby Shop?
> “I think I have a better idea.” (Write in)You say, “How about instead of freezing our asses off in swimsuits and tees, how about we just park our tanks across the street, pose them with the models? Hell, help people assemble them when they buy it. Take pictures, play some music, it’ll be like a regular block party of sorts.”Darius nods, scratching his chin. “That could work. We can set something up this Sunday, that sound good?”“Sure,” you say. “I think I’m free Sunday. I’ll let you know if something comes up.”Darius nods, smiling. “Righto. Good night then, Pool. Look forward to seeing you later.”You all wave goodbye to Darius as he walks down the street, out of sight.So, what now?> Head Somewhere (Specify)> Converse Casually (Topic?)> Talk Tanks (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31920498I think that's the point>>31920450>>31920291Also supporting this
>>31920516>> Head Somewhere (Specify)Time to go home. Everyones freezing.
>>31920516>> Study a Tankery Team (PRAVDA)We must prepare to face General Winter and his daughter Rasputitsa.
>>31920516>Head Somewhere (Specify)>Call Freshman, Sewing Club, Girls Scouts.Tell them about the the money making event on Sunday and prepare. Should we invite Michelle home as well?
>>31920573We can probably let the girls know tomorrow.
>>31920590A massive text will work just as well.Also we need to tell the Freshman we got a gig for them as well.That is good news and they'll be happy for it
>>31920516>Head Somewhere (Home)How do those models and cosplayers wear next to nothing in sub-zero and not die?
>>31920617Point.>>31920516Lets do the the mass messaging and head home.Let the girls know what we're planning and the freshmen that we got them their gigs.
>>31920359this works!>>31920386....in unlimited tankery, they could MAKE Russ tanks. or as near as possible.
>>31920627WillpowerAnd the lecherous stares as well as the heat coming off the camera flashes
>>31920674>And the lecherous staresTrudy should get plenty of those. We just need to find her a micro-bikini.
Once we get home should we consult the shop and upgrade our tanks?
> Head Somewhere (Specify)You quickly send out a mass text of the event to everyone in your Tankery team, even your immediate staff is the target of these texts. “We already know it’s happening,” says Lisa. “Is that going to interfere with the Fashion show at all?”You ask, “Is that this week?”“I thought it was next week,” says Nancy.“Wasn’t it in December?” asks Kitten.“I need a fucking calendar,” you say.With that, you arrive back at the dorms. It’s close to freezing outside, so you might want to choose a place to stay over.> Nancy’s (Invite anyone?)> Kitten’s (Invite anyone?)> Lisa’s (Invite anyone?)> Ramirez’s (Invite anyone?)> Yours (Invite anyone?) > Someone else’s (Invite anyone?)
>>31920782>> Yours (Invite anyone?)Everyone here right now
>>31920782>> Nancy’s (Invite anyone?)HAHAHAHAHAHH experiment with sleeping in the nudes!
>>31920782> Nancy’s (Invite anyone?)The Crew, bust out the Kontatsu
>>31920782> Yours (invite everyone who wants to crash)man, we need to try to live in our place once in awhile.
>>31920782> Yours (Invite anyone?)Sure, whoever wants to come.
>>31920782>> Nancy’s (Invite anyone?)Everyone. Kotatsu~
>>31920782>Nancy's Invite the crew. We won't be able to do this when the Japanese team come over
>>31920782> Nancy’s (Invite anyone?)Invite your crew.
>>31920782sooooooooooo, when exactly is the fashion show again?
>>31920915A what outfit? Google just gives me pictures of Santa's Little Fluffers.
> Nancy’s“Oh this’ll be wonderful!” says Nancy as you enter her dorm. “We can tell scary stories, or watch romantic comedies, and even talk about cute boys!”You say, “The hell is that thing, Nancy?”You’re asking about that large coffee table looking thing in the center of her dorm. That certainly wasn’t there yesterday. Around the sides are a huge blanket.“Oh, that’s the blanket-coffee-table-warmer thingamajiggy!” says Nancy happily. She skips over to it, then plugs a wire into the wall.Ramirez says, “A kotatsu?”“Yeah, that’s it!” says Nancy. “It’s supposed to be really warm and-“ She quickly scoots her legs underneath, and immediately sighs in bliss as she leans forward, resting her chin on the table. “Oh my goodness this feels WONDERFUL!”You all shrug, then decide to settle yourselves into it and WOW THIS DOES FEEL WONDERFUL HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL.Kitten lies back, curling her entire body underneath the table. “Fuck it, I’m sleeping here!”“Same!” says Lisa as she scoots in, wrapping the blanket around her.> Story time> Prepare for Bed> Talk to someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31921048> Story timeYes.
>>31921048> Story timeOh boy.
>>31921048>> Story timeWho can resist
>>31921048>> Story timeScary stories! About horrible dates gone wrong so Lisa can appreciate how hers went!
>>31921048> Story time
>>31921048>> Consult the Shop (Specify)Shouldn't we upgrade the T-34/76?
>>31921048>Story time"So, some Frenchman wrote smut about me..." (tell the story with detail)
> Story timeYou all look over at Nancy. “Nancy, beyond that really scary story about Arracourt, I don’t think you’ve told us a funny story about your life.”Nancy shrugs, sipping a bit of milk she prepared for everyone. “Well, my life isn’t too particularly interesting.”“Got any cool family, siblings?”Nancy says, “My older brother Preston is actually starting his first year at college. He’s actually going to Virginia Tech.”“All the way from Utah?” says Lisa.“Yeah, he always wanted to go out of state. To him, there really isn’t a lot to do back home in Utah,” says Nancy. She glances downwards, frowning. “I don’t particularly blame him. Do you guys perhaps have any cool stories?”You all look over at Ramirez. She looks at you. “What?”“You always seem to have a cool story, Ramirez.”Ramirez shrugs. “Nah, perhaps Kitten has a neat story.”“What about Lisa?” asks Kitten.“What is this, round robin?” asks Lisa.> Who should tell a story?> You> Nancy> Lisa> Kitten> Ramirez> Do something else
>>31921384> KittenReveal your secrets, Kitten!
>>31921384> KittenI want to hear what she can come up with.
>>31921397We already told them that. >>31921384>Do something elseWatch a movie?Pacific Rim?
>>31921384> NancyHonestly, I want to hear another story instead of Kitten and RamirezWe know everything about Kitten and Ramirez might run out of stories.We know little about Nancy
>>31921401>>31921411>>31921443>>31921469I don't want to be a wet blanket but we know a lot about Kitten, wouldn't it be a good idea to learn more from our crew?
>>31921439>We already told them that.Really? When?
>>31921502During Lunch I believe.
>>31921384>> Nancy>>31921471She hides it very well. And her family is her problem, I think. The last time we tried to speak to her about it she just clammed up.
>>31921502Disregard this, I found it.
>>31921384> Do something elseWatch some zombie movies. The more unnecessary elements added haphazardly to the movie, the better.Gotta psych ourselves up on what to expect for that UN Model Debate.
>>31921556I personally want to do this, just to mess with nancy. Or watch the conjuring
>Gertrude has been getting more love lettersAre they as hot as the first ones? It would be cool to, for once, get a rated E for Everyone letter.
>>31921633Gertrude should send one those letters to Griselda.
>>31921664Gertrude should send that coloured nude to Griselda
> Kitten“Kitten, how about you tell the story of how I earned my fearsome reputation?”Kitten nods. “Alright, so it’s Middle School, now back in Elementary school Trudy here was the top dog. She beat up people for their lunch money and control of the jungle gym, stuff like that. The only people who could go near her without incurring her wrath was either me, Eugene, or Griselda.“Now, Middle School was tough, not just because the people who to Middle School are fucking monsters, but because the teachers don’t do a damn thing about anything, they don’t even defend kids when they’re getting beat up.” She pointed to you. “That’s where Trudy came in.”Nancy says, “So you were a bully hunter?”You shrug. “Of sorts. For Halloween, I dressed up as Captain America and beat up all the bitchy Hispanic chicks who thought it’d be funny to dump Eugene in a trashcan. Then I also hunted down some guys who thought it’d be funny to do mob assault on some gay guys, it was a mess. But someone had to do it.”Kitten smiles. “Yeah, and she got suspended for it a lot. Never expelled though, because Trudy’s father always managed to argue the case against the school. The disciplinary record nearly washed her out of LGA though.”“Of course,” you say. “There was that one time, Kitten.”“Yeah, Trudy once saved me from a couple of gangsters who thought it’d be funny to lift my shirt up in the hallway. Bared my breasts to everyone, was an embarrassing moment.” Kitten laughed. “She threw them out the window.”Nancy gasps. “Really?”Lisa says, “Well, they didn’t get hurt that bad, right?”“We were on the second floor.”> Prepare for Bed> Talk to someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31921737Why not both?Just to let Griselda know just HOW popular big sis is.
>>31921771> Prepare for BedMore like prepare for kotatsu.
>>31921771> Prepare for Bed
>>31921771>> Prepare for BedSleep under warm kotatsu
>>31921771>Consult the Shop (Specify)>T-34/57>Brumbar Second Series
>>31921771>>31921800>>31921821>>31921883This seems like a free action, let's study Pravada or something or upgrade our tanks
>>31921917Study then (Pravda)I'd rather not call the shop at this hour.
>>31921771>>31921886Changing vote to>Study Pravda Since no one want to upgrade tanks
>>31921771>> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)Pravda!
> Prepare for Bed> Study a Tankery Team (Pravda)You take off your blazer and slip your skirt off, leaving you in nothing but your blouse. You should probably get a proper nightgown or pajama soon one of these days.Regardless, time to go to sleep. Nancy slips out of her clothing on her bed, then turns to see all of you cuddling under the kotatsu. “Are you guys sure that’s a good idea?” she asks.You nod. “Of course!”Lisa says, “It’s warm as fuck!”Kitten says, “I could die happy under here!”“Alright!” says Nancy. “My bed’s free if you want to sleep next to me though.”“Pass,” says everyone.With that, you decide to quickly get some Tankery studying in.> PRAVDA HIGH SCHOOL ROSTER> KV-2 (ELITE) x 1> T-34/76 MODEL 1943 (ELITE) x 1> IS-2 (COMP. SPEC.) x 2> KV-1 MODEL 1942 (COMP. SPEC.) x 10> KV-1S (COMP. SPEC.) x 10> KV-85 (COMP. SPEC.) x 10> SU-76B (COMP. SPEC.) x 30> SU-85 (COMP. SPEC.) x 20> SU-152 (COMP. SPEC.) x 5> T-34/85 MODEL 1943 (COMP. SPEC.) x 25> T-34/76 MODEL 1943 (COMP. SPEC.) x 30Their match against Black Forest Peak certainly is something. They seem to like using certain environmental conditions against their opponent when they can.> + 5 CPWith that, you decide to head to sleep. Damn this Kotatsu is warm.… then again, Nancy did offer you the option of sleeping in bed with her.> Sleep with Nancy> Kotatsu stronk> Write in
>>31922009> Kotatsu stronkWhy sleep with one girl when we can sleep with many.
>>31922009> Kotatsu stronk
>>31922009>> Sleep with Nancy>>31922027Because I think it might be her asking for company on her bed.
>>31922009> Sleep with NancyYESSSS
>>31922009> Sleep with Nancykeep her company
>>31922009>> Sleep with Nancy
>>31922009>> Write inUnplug the Kotatsu, don't want to start a fire.
>>31922009> Sleep with NancyShe sounded lonely...
>>31922009> Sleep with NancyJoin in the nude. Cause funnies.
>>31922125Is that a thing? Kotatsu immolation?
>>31922009>> Kotatsu stronk
Sleeping half under something heated is a good way to catch a cold.
>>31922158Not him, but that's the first thing I thought when it was suggested to sleep under this heater-table.
>>31922009>Sleep with NancyBecause even Mormons need love.
>>31922009>> Sleep with NancyDon't leave her lonely no more.
>>31922009>>Sleep with Nancy>>31922196And be sure to say this as you settle in.
>>31922169only if you are from Japan. they have pitiable Con scores.
Rolled 8, 14, 13 = 35>>31922196>>31922205>>31922213Are you voting for this because she sleeps in the nude?
> Sleep with NancyYou quietly slip out of the kotatsu, then tiptoe over to Nancy’s bed. You silently lift up the covers, then slide in next to her. She turns over, surprised, then smiles at you.“Gertrude!” she says quietly.“Hey, you seemed lonely,” you say.She giggles, shuts her eyes. “Thanks. The last time I ever slept next to someone like this was with my brother before he went off to college.”You nod.…“There wasn’t any incest involved,” says Nancy quickly as she scoots in next to you.“Oh, yeah, I was just-“ you shrug. “You know, seemed weird.”“He and I are very close,” she says. “But irregardless. Goodnight, Gertrude.”“Goodnight, Nancy.”> END DAY
>>31922269[x] Non-platonic Cuddling>>31922269Yes.
>>31922279>irregardlessWay to make me regret this decision, Nancy.
>>31922279That's it for this weekend. I will hopefully be able to return Friday at the usual time of 3 PM EST.Follow at: https://twitter.com/GermanSchteelSee you next time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjzOf5d-EZ8
>>31922313Thanks for writing, see you then!
>>31922313Thanks for running.Hopefully I'll make that one, this weekend was the first chance I've had to participate.Is fun.
Rolled 3, 11, 18 = 32>>31922313Thanks for the thread.
>>31922313Thanks for running schteel.I think we need to see if we can get the brother to make a trip to visit Nancy.
>>31922313Thanks for running, boss.
>>31922364He's in Virginia. Unless we have a match there i doubt it.and anon...nevermind
Do we know where the Pravda match is? It'll be funny if we fight somewhere hot and humid. Where is your General Winter now?
>>31922608We will know a couple days before
>>31922608In Odessa, enjoying the sun.What? Generals get vacations, and great generals get nice retirement homes in Odessa