Welcome to Academy City. The time is morning, the weather is warm and the date is August 11.You are Kyril Torikov, ‘Level 2’ Telekinetic Child Error and you just woke up. You had been reading but mostly you spent the majority of last night trying to figure out a puzzle. Now that you’ve had a good night’s sleep you’ve actually figured it out. It was really the stupidest thing ever since it just told you to call Tolour, your THIEF contact. There was even a typo in there. Whoever made up that thing was dumb and dyslexic. The message was hard to see as well and they were clearly abusing some kind of visual perception design rule. If you met them you’d probably throttle them for putting you through that needless amount of trouble.Given that you weren’t obligated to do anything today, you might well get that opportunity. In fact, if you called Toulour right now he’d probably arrange for a meeting within the day so that you could finally put this stupid test behind you. However it wasn’t really that important. Now that you had it solved you could probably do something else today. It has been a while since you just hung out with your friends, took a break from all this madness so it might be a good idea to just chill.Your plan for this morning?>Call up Toulour>Go to work>Read a book (specify)>Hang out with your friends
The rules are pic related.For more information see: http://padlet.com/wall/acsquareq
>>31867879>Hang out with your friendsHaven't done this in fucking forever
>>31867879>Hang out with your friends
>>31867879>Hang out with your friendsGo find some cleaning bots to tip over.
You decided that now was probably a good time to hang out with your friends. Today seemed like a good time to take a break from crazy and/or illegal shit. Your first call was to Sagara.“Yo, I thought you’d never call man,” he picked up.“I’m finally free,” you exclaimed.“Yeah, sounds cool, me and Tadakuni are heading out to see Kyousuke practice before a concert then we’ll hit the arcades or something, sound good?”“Meet you out front then,” you agreed, “What about Nakazawa?”“He already has a date,” Sagara answered, “Something about not wanting to lose to you.”You shrugged and hung up after that. Nakazawa had probably gotten in to his head that you’ve been shagging non-stop or something for the past few days, if you knew him well enough. Though it was something you’d probably want to scratch off your bucket list at some point the opportunity had yet to come up, if it’ll come up at all.Man it felt like an age since you only had to worry about silly highschool stuff.Sagara was waiting with Tadakuni and the scooter was primed and ready to go. The problem here was that you were wheelchair bound and there was only one seat on the damn thing. Of course this meant one of you would have to forego motorised transport and it looked like you were the most likely candidate.Race them to the concert hall?>Y (1d20)>N
Rolled 14>>31868349>YThis is a great way to train with TK. Exertion of force over prolonged periods is a great way to train.
Rolled 9>>31868349>Y (1d20)why not?
Finally a reason to post this.
Rolled 9>>31868373Rollan for the berries flashin their highbeams
>>31868545mind over matter baby!Brain power>>>>>>Horsepower
Since when does AC have cop cars?
>>31868737They don't, they have Anti-Skill in sports cars instead. I'm just using slang.
Hell, how could you resist? There was no way you were going to let a barely beat up 125cc wasn’t going to beat your mind powers. Thus when Tadakuni sped off, with Sagara riding in the back, you were hot on their heels. Thankfully there were bike lanes that the both of you took advantage off. Red lights were no concern. You simply detoured through an alley, once borrowing some speed using the local busses and threading through slow traffic without a care. The amount of fun you were having should be illegal, if it wasn’t already. You think the only one who didn’t find it fun was Sagara as Tadakuni barely kept his MotoGP aspirations in check. In fact you may have sped past some Anti-Skill earlier but you didn’t care. They probably couldn’t stop you now and even they did you probably rich enough to afford a speeding ticket. Your arrival was close enough that there wasn’t a clear victor.“I am never riding with you again,” Sagara tossed his helmet at Tadakuni.It missed amidst your snickering.The concert hall was as you expected it to be, huge, imposing and totally classical in terms of architectural design. You were told they were doing a dress rehearsal today and the only reason the three of you were allowed in was because Kyousuke had some three extra passes. Seeing as Nakazawa was busy, it fell on the three of you to try and prepare him for another big performance.Kyousuke was still in the middle of his practice though so you had to wait a bit. You supposed that you could,>Scan the crowd, maybe you’ll find a familiar face>Listen to the music, they say soothing music healed>Explore the rest of the building
>>31868937>>Scan the crowd, maybe you’ll find a familiar face
>>31868937>Scan the crowd, maybe you’ll find a familiar face
>>31868937>Listen to the music, they say soothing music healed
>>31868937>Explore the rest of the buildingSee if there's anything work buying.
>>31869082Meant 'worth buying.' After all what good is money if not spent?
There was time to explore and listen to Kyousuke later. You decided to scan the assembled people on the off chance that you might spot a familiar face. Your first sweep didn’t catch anyone but as Kyousuke wound down and finished you managed to spot someone coming in at the last minute. It was Sparky. You had no idea what she would be doing here though but you weren’t going to question it as Kyousuke hopped off stage to start chatting with you.“Glad you could make it Kyril,” he seemed genuinely happy to see you, “I didn’t think you’d be able to make it.”“Well I was free and everything,” you replied.“I didn’t think you’d be friends with Kyousuke,” Sparky inserted herself in to the group.“Small world,” Kyousuke admitted.You shrugged.“She plays the violin as well,” he continued, “She doesn’t do too many recitals but when she does she always gives me a run for my money.”“I sometimes forget that she’s a Lady of Tokiwadai,” you placed emphasis on ‘lady’.“Yeah I know right?” Kyousuke understood completely.“Hey! I am a Lady,” she faked indignation.“Girly, probably,” Tadakuni said, “But Lady, definitely not.”Sparks started flying as you shared a laugh with Tadakuni.“Now now, Misaka-san, let’s not ruin the sound engineer’s work,” Kyousuke placated her, “How about we get some snacks or something.”Sparky hmphed and your group followed Kyousuke out to some table with snacks and drinks for the performers. Whilst Sagara was busy discussing the acoustics with the other two, Sparky pulled you aside.“About those people you mentioned,” she started, “You wouldn’t happen to know anything about Project Radio Noise would you?”You did, but not much. It was just a matter of how much you wished to indulge her.>”No, but I could find out for you for the right price”>”Nope, I’m taking a break from that stuff right now”>Something else? (write-in)
>>31869566>”No, but I could find out for you for the right price”
>>31869566>”No, but I could find out for you for the right price”Information gathering is a very profitable business, so long as you don't die.
>>31869566>>”No, but I could find out for you for the right price”
I'd like to add that now would be a good time to charge a favor instead of money.
>>31869566>”Nope, I’m taking a break from that stuff right now”Accelerator pls no
>>31869566>”No, but I could find out for you for the right price”>>31869649This guy gets it. We've already got money, and while it's always good to have more, we'll probably never be able to buy a level 5's loyalty with cash. Build up a rapport with Sparky. Trust is worth more than all the gold in the world, and a small favor could always come in handy.
>>31869718Do not worry. He can be defeated via applied CH3–CH2–OH.
>>31869765Er, is that alcohol? Organic chemistry isn't my forte anymore.
>>31869566>”No, but I could find out for you for the right price”Charge for the initial 'investigation' and ask what kind of information to prioritize (names, locations, ect.) Then sell any additional information we find.
>>31869566>>”No, but I could find out for you for the right price”Will second charging a favor. It also should be a sign of good faith - that we expect we can rely on her to pay it back of her volition.
>>31869803It can be anything you want baby. No really it can. It's the base formula for all alcohol.
>>31869846fancy word for alcohol
What's the science behind accelerators powers? Also why can he magic?
>>31870092AIM. It's a funny way of saying "psychic." It gives him Vector powers. Vector, not vector, because it includes vector-like things.He can magic because Vectors. Specifically, he can manually direct his bodily functions like blood flow, so even if he is flayed alive and all his veins are shredded, he can survive.
>>31870092usually whatever Kamachi wants it to be and because Kamachi says so
>>31870092Vector manipulation. Also know as "Fuck you!" Because damn near everything is a vector.
>>31870092>Also why can he magic?He can do some pretty simple spells if he uses his vector powers to keep his blood vessels from exploding. It takes pretty much everything he has to do something like "Locate this bitch" though.
>>31870184So is magic really just blood magic? Or is there something else stoping someone from doing magic other than actually knowing about magic and the "spells"
>>31870325>"Locate this bitch" >"Locate that Loli"FTFY
>>31869754>>31869649These. We are well off right now. Having a favor owed might come in handy. We should also ask why her interest.
>>31870351Well, magic was invented long ago for normal people to, through effort and hard work, fight against special people. Gemstones, saints, and bizarre things like Kamijou, among others. It's fueled by lifespan, which is just cream on the crop of why the ultimate hunters are so dangerous, but it's also structured so that those special people - espers in particular - can't use it. In other words, the limiting factors are having enough lifespan to spare and being human, but espers are farther from human than vampires and saints, apparently, because it kills them.
>>31870351It's because mana, while it exists in all forms of life, is incompatible with the AIM fields that espers produce. So, when an esper attempts magic, there's a clash of mana to AIM, and the feedback causes damage. The incompatibility comes from a combination of the human body's inability to host two different power systems at the same time as well as the different methodology imposed.
>>31870297>>31870188>>31870184>>31870402>espers in particular - can't use it. In other words, the limiting factors are having enough lifespan to spare and being human, but espers are farther from human than vampires and saints, apparently, because it kills them.This is why I'm confused about accelerator using magic but you kind sirs for the explanation
“Well I might know something, how much are you willing to part with this time?” you asked.“Does it look like I’m made of money?” she retorted.“Well I’m not really running a charity here,” you replied, “Well I don’t really know anything right now but I could find out for you. We’ll just call it a favour for now.”“Right,” she sighed in what looked like relief, “The names were helpful so, thanks for that I guess.”“My pleasure Sparky.”“Oi, oi, what’s this you two are whispering about?” Tadakuni showed up out of nowhere, “Kudou’ll get jealous at this rate man.”“Yeah, what’s up with her?” Sparky continued, “She’s been holed up in her room for a day now.”“She was shot you know?” you deflected.Though in all honesty you think it was more to do with the appearance of her father than the gunshot wound. That however was a private matter and something you could worry about later, but probably not now.“Ouch, really?” Sagara chimed in, “That sucks man. Though I can probably guess why you’re free all of sudden.”“She’ll get better,” Sparky concluded, “She’s nothing if not fighter.”“Spoken from experience?” you asked.She rubbed her left flank, as if there was an old wound there.“Anyway, I’m pretty much done here, how about we get some lunch and do something fun,” Kyousuke finally rejoined the conversation.He was dressed in his casual clothes with his instrument slung over his shoulder. The rest of you agreed, and even Sparky chose to tag along for some lunch. You still haven’t figured out why she was at the concert hall but it didn’t seem like it was important. The three of you had to leg it to a nearby josePH’s seeing as you all couldn’t just create an improvised caravan using Tadakuni’s scooter and your wheelchair and get away with it.>Talk to someone? (specify person and topic)>Call someone? (specify person and topic)
>>31870461It mainly kills though backlash. Basically busting your blood vessels. Accel cheats though using his powers to null the damage while it is happening. A like level 5 regeneration esper could probably use magic because he could regen from the damage.
>>31870479>Call someone? (specify person and topic)Asuka...it sounds like a storm is brewing.....
>>31870479>>Call someone? (specify person and topic)touma?
>>31870513You could have just said Tsuchimikado.
>>31870479>Call AsukaSee if she's still being a recluse
>>31870541His power isn't that great. It's enough that it lets him do a little bit of magic still, but it does do a lot of damage to him. He can just survive it, so long as he doesn't use more than one or two spells at a time.
>>31870479>Call someone?That Stan girl out and about? She seemed fun.
>>31870541>TsuchimikadoHas like a 50/50 shot of getting fucked each time.
>>31870537Seconding. Need to get her out of the house.
You decided to take the time to call Asuka, just to check in on her. Once again, the ringing continued until it reached her voice mail. You left her another message and if you were paranoid you’d think she was deliberately not answering your calls. There was no helping it right now so you decide to call someone who would definitely pick up. That person was Touma.“Hey Kyril,” he greeted.“Hey Touma, you free?”Sparky started paying attention to your conversation then though she was trying really hard to not be obvious about it.“Yeah, I think even Index is busier than I am.”Now that was saying something.“Right, how about some fun then? We’re gonna get some lunch and then hit the arcades or something.”“I guess,” he mulled it over, “Where you guys meeting?”You told him where you were headed but did not tell him that Sparky was also with you. It would be a pleasant surprise you thought, assuming they’ve buried the hatchet. She did seem eager to meet up with him though so they probably have. That or she was crushing hard on him and didn’t realise it.“It does seem a bit strange though doesn’t it?” Sagara remarked, “Not that I mind your company Sparky but don’t you have better things to do that hang out with us?”“Gosh what would Shirai say about her Onee-sama hanging out with us thugs?” you added for good measure.“I dunno, it’s not like you guys were trying to pick me up or anything,” she answered.“True, I mean most of us have girlfriends,” Tadakuni pointed out.“Heh, I got ninety-nine problems,” Sagara started.“That’s kinda sad,” Kyousuke responded.“Totally,” Tadakuni nodded sagely.“Quite sad indeed,” you agreed.Sparky only laughed.[1/2]
>>31871495The time is now afternoon, the weather is set to summer and the date remains unchanged.Of course Touma joined up with the group later but plans for amusement this afternoon were still not set in stone.>Let’s go the arcade>Telekinetic bowling>Karaoke time>Some other diversion?
>>31871530>Go to the pool and play volleyball.Indoor beaches are a thing in Academy City right?
>>31871530>Karaoke timeAll rise for Soviet National Anthem!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yDrtNEr_5M
>>31871563Indoor pools maybe.
>>31870541>Level 5 regenTsuchimikado is level 0 regen. His power is barely enough to grow some backup blood vessels that are closer to tube-shaped boogers than the real things. All it does is get him to the ICU after a couple spells instead of into the morgue.Now, if Darkmatter body Kakine started casting...
>>31871530>Some other diversion?Show them how the russians play basketballAnd or Pool
>>31871530>Telekinetic bowlingWe are still in the wheelchair.
just roll the die Bored
>>31871816Never seen a guy play basketball in a wheelchair?
>>31871993Implying we can't do both.
>>31871997it's not a matter of can we, it's a matter of should we. I'm worried about our wounds opening.
>>31872087That's why it's telekinetic.
You all decided to go bowling and maybe do some karaoke if there was time. The clerk only looked at you funny but didn’t give you much grief. You think it was good practice seeing as bowling actually rewarded control. Sparky and Touma got in to a bit of a competition, the latter a bit reluctantly, whilst Tadakuni started a betting pool. You knew better than to get involved seeing as the house always won. Besides, you were too busy trying to look like you weren’t cheating with your Ability. Touma’s mysterious lack of luck reared its head here. The poor sod kept getting odd splits, preventing him from getting a spare more often than not. Thus Sparky, even with her terrible score, managed to get enough lucky strikes to beat him. She lorded it over him smugly.“Looks like Sparky wins the Toumab Owl,” Tadakuni concluded with a pencil in his ear.“What? I got a better score than she did,” you protested.“Telekinesis doesn’t count cheater,” he hissed back.Looks like most of them agreed with that sentiment so there wasn’t much you could do there. Well you’ll show them, you’ll show them all at karaoke. It was one of those places that could and would serve alcohol to minors as long as it on the down low. Thankfully if stealth was required then Tadakuni was your man. It could be easily misconstrued as slightly creepy that you were all high school boys in the company of one middle school girl in one small karaoke booth. Oh and alcohol would be involved. Well the first round of songs were going to start so now it was time,>To sing a song (suggest one)>to ply someone with drink (specify)
>>31872465>>To sing a song (suggest one)do the rickrollnever gonna give you up
>>31872465>To sing a song (suggest one)Soviet National Anthem
>>31872465>To sing a song (suggest one)Got any lil boosie in this bitch?
>>31872465>>To sing a song (suggest one)Get really fucking drunk and sing the Lion King themesong.
>>31872465>To sing a song (suggest one)"Let It Go" from Disney's Frozen
>>31872465>to ply someone with drink.Ply thyself Kyril, ply thyself hard.
>>31872465>Sing a song (Devil went down to Georgia.)
>>31872573>"Let It Go" from Disney's FrozenI fucking hate that song sometying about it makes rage boil deep within me
>>31872465>>to ply someone with drink (specify)We need to get Sparky hammered.
All of these songs are going to be hilarious. Kyril doesn't know English.
>>31872465Seconding this >>31872508
>>31872573>disney musical songNigga thats gay
>>31872465>to ply someone with drink (specify)Misaka. Let's see if a little alcohol can speed their relationship along.
>>31872465https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00fKaXQ1g4kPick something that's actually jap.
>>31872465>>to ply someone with drink (Mikoto)Because drunk Mikoto is hilarious.
>>31872818It might actually be a good idea to try and figure out what exactly she wants these names and info from us for.
You guys didn't forget right? We're trying to get Touma with the older lady who likes chiropracting without a license.
>>31867893Pic outdated. THIEF app decoded.
>>31872965Indeed, I missed that. I was hoping everyone would ignore it.
>>31872987I miss nothing. I just choose not to say anything sometimes. No mistake will ever be missed, for I am the guy that spergs about char sheets / pastebins / infopics in every quest I follow.
>>31871646Dark Matter Kakine probably doesn't even make mana. He's not really alive in the conventional sense, he transferred his consciousness into his esper power.
>>31872818Has SS1 happened yet? Since I remember Touma swearing that he'd never let Mikoto get drunk in that volume.
>>31872465>ply someone with drink (Touma)
>>31873059We have missed a SS or two.
>>31873036>he transferred his consciousness into his esper power.
>>31873108Sorry, i'm retarded, just saw the date. So we're in the Sister's Arc, alright.
>>31873141Self propagation is a thing that occurs.
>>31872465>to ply someone with drink (specify)The fist of Zeus. Shocker. Wall-socket.
>>31872465Something Japanese would be best, as much as I'd love to see broken English/Russian/other languages. How about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVFwKQdPn-EI was also trying to find a good duet (because forcing Misaka to do a duet with either us or Touma would've been fun), but failed in my search. ごめんなさい
>>31873141He tried to fight Accel, got completely rekt, then scientists scooped up his pulped body and stuck him on super life support. Essentially, he was a fractured brain in a fridge for quite a while.But Dark Matter has this neat thing it can do. It can learn about the past of an object by coming in contact with it. That + dark matter going everywhere + dark matter touching Kakine's smooshed body = consciousness transfer somehow. Dark Matter can also form into the shape of damn near anything and have whatever properties the creator wants, so DM Kakine went and made himself a new body out of the stuff.
>>31873141Best way to say it anyways. Course, doesn't really work out for him.His handsome mouth split apart and his entire face opened and closed like a cheap toy.“Don’t mock meeeeeeee!! Th-this is…This is all mine. I am me!! D-Dark Matter is produced from my brain…from my Personal Reality. How could that…how could the power I brought about myself betray me like this!?”“It no longer matters who was first,” said Accelerator as if he was singing. “What the flesh-and-blood organs connect to is no longer an issue. You obtained the infinite, so you broke past the need for that kind of thing, right?”
>>31873283>>31873296I'm glad that I never read the Index novels. Christ.
>>31873354It all makes sense. Really.
>>31873354Yeah... I read through all of them in one go a while ago. Then 2 more came out, and a 3rd is on the way, and I haven't been able to force myself to read them. It's a challenge to get through them every time and I don't know how I read 30 of the things sober.But like >>31873431 says, it all makes sense when you read it. The terribleness comes from the standard LN-ness, not from the SCIENCE!/MAGIC!/RELIGION! explanations. Those are actually pretty entertaining.
“Wait, why are we singing English songs?” Touma asked as you grabbed the mic.You gave him a look as if he’d gone crazy.“What are you Kamijou, chicken? Get up there and sing,” Sagara practically kicked him up there.You actually had no idea why your friends picked ‘The Devil Went Down to Georgia,’ but it sounded cool.Turns out it was too fast for you to even begin articulating a word. Well fuck at least you had fun, probably. Let’s see the next song was the ‘Soviet National Anthem’, you think that was Sparky’s work. Hah, you’ll show her that knowing only a lick of Russian wasn’t going to dissuade you from belting out the best song in the world.You failed, but honestly it was a good effort by your reckoning. At now everyone else was like you seeing as they were in stitches. The next few songs were Disney anime songs and you weren’t drunk enough to sing those yet. Thus you gave the signal to Tadakuni to prepare the drinks as you traded the microphone with Sparky and got her to embarrass herself singing a duet with Touma. Maybe some alcohol would loosen her up?“Bwah, what is this?” she was obviously surprised by the alcoholic cider.“Sorry,” Tadakuni scratched the back of his head innocently, “I forgot we had a kid here.”“Is this really juice?” she asked.“It’s cider. It’s not that strong,” you answered again and took a swig straight from the bottle.She tried it again and still found it not to her liking. It was nothing to you but she persevered regardless, getting redder as she imbibed more.>Keep singing>Keep drinking>Keep plying someone with drink (specify)
>>31873576>>Keep singing>>Keep drinkingits a symbiotic relationship
>>31873576>>Keep singing>>Keep drinking>>Keep plying someone with drink (specify)touma and sparky
>>31873508Yeah, if you're looking for fantastic writing LNs aren't the way to go. I still enjoy the novels though, the situations and such are done well. And there are some pretty good lines. It's only really bad if you go in expecting Stephen King or stuff like that.
>>31873576>Keep singing>Keep drinking>>31873620 speaks only the truth.
>>31873576>>Keep singing>>Keep drinkingA proud Russian pastime that hasn't failed us yet
>>31873576>Sing, drink, get everybody drunk.
>>31873576>Keep drinking and sing sea shanties.Anyone else up for some viking activities?
>>31873283>>31873296But there can't be more..... right?
>>31873739That's the shit from a couple pages of ONE of the novels. Just read them. They're on baka-tsuki.
>>31873576>The Devil Went Down to GeorgiaDrunk jap singing this. Oh god my fucking ribs. The amount of engrish would give people strokes.>>Keep singing>>Keep drinking
>>31873790Not for long. The books got licensed. You'd best get that shit before it's taken down.
>>31873836New Testament wasn't licensed though. Only Old Testament was. They're going to start taking them down at the rate of 1 a month starting in September until they hit 22.
>>31873836or just herehttp://www.mediafire.com/folder/25rdo53a0o4y0
>>31873836Don't worry, we got that shit covered.http://www.mediafire.com/raildexstuff
>>31873739>a super-long railgun that targeted someone on the planet’s surface after eternal acceleration using straight guiderails stretching from one end of the universe to the other. It's Kamachi, he stopped caring years ago.
There is a lot of shit going down in the Index-verse.
>>31874002>Academy City wrecks Russia in like a weekI really love all of AC's military hax.
>>31874044What always makes me laugh is how Kamachi mentioned that AC=USA in military might. Pretty good for a random city in bugfuck no where.
>>31874151Anything is possible when your mayor ferments in their own urine.
>>31874151It's dat air force. You just can't touch that shit.
>>31874151>bugfuck no whereIsn't it right by Tokyo?
>>31874255Yeah, bugfuck nowhere
>>31874255No one cares about Japan. It's pretty much bugfuck nowhere the nation.
Bah, you were here to enjoy yourself, not try and get other too sauced to entertain you, even if it seemed like a good idea. Grabbing the microphone you start singing more songs, only stopping to wet your throat and bully others in to joining you.“I heard the Old Man say:“Leave her Kyril, leave her.“Tomorrow you will get your pay“And it’s time for us to leave her.”At some point you think they were starting to sing pirate-y songs. You didn’t mind, you only took another shot.“Now let every man drink off his full bumper,“And let every man drink off his full glass,“We’ll drink and be jolly and drown melancholy,“And here’s to the health of every true-hearted lass!”“Again,” that was Sparky’s voice you think.“The worse old shit that ever did sail,“Sailed out of AC in on a windy day,”And so you sang along until the place finally kicked you out.The time is now night, the weather is salty and the date is probably the same.There were six of you stumbling about singing songs at this time of night was just asking for trouble but hey you guys didn’t really care, even if it was way past curfew. Still it was not like the party was over. You could continue boozing it up through the night seeing as Tadakuni usually had some kind of stash. Or you go with Sparky and totally sneak in to the Tokiwadai Girl’s dorm because that’s the best idea ever. If you were boring and reasonable you’d go to sleep right away though.>This party isn’t over until we all pass out naked with each other>Aneue can’t possibly pierce the haze of alcohol shielding you>Bah, you need some sleep>Suggest something else? (>implying there is anything else)
>>31874551>>This party isn’t over until we all pass out naked with each other
>>31874551Initiate drunken TK shenanigans!
>>31874551>>This party isn't over until we all pass out naked with each other
>>31874551>Bah, you need some sleepfear of Aneue penetrates through all inebriation
>>31874551>This party isn’t over until we all pass out naked with each otherI swear to god if we wake up next to touma nude I'll die.
>>31874551>Keep on Partying>>Try and get Touma to grab Sparky, nothing can go wrong
>>31874551>>Aneue can’t possibly pierce the haze of alcohol shielding youWe have been avoiding her, that's no good!
>>31874551...How are we stumbling in a wheelchair?>Bah, you need some sleep
>>31874551>>This party isn’t over until we all pass out naked with each otherDo we have some kind of alchohol poisoning yet? no? Then DRINK!
>>31874625Yeah nah, lets contain the yaoi to the books and the minds of apparently every girl in Academy City
>>31874551>This party isn’t over until we all pass out naked with each otherI want Touma to wake up next to a large woman named Bertha.
>>31874644I imagine we are stumbling around on the wheel chair and shit.
Guys what if we go find Accelerator and get him drunk?
>>31874750He's going to sleep with Touma.
>>31874750Would do good for him.
>>31874750I actually remember a game where a chick got drunk as shit and woke up in accels apartment. Greatest hangover shenanigans ever.
>>31874750something like this, I assume.
Yeah no, the party didn’t end there though Sparky does slip away eventually. Hah the lightweight. Your five man band continued the party, careless of the ruckus you caused really. “It's down to Tokiwadai to see Shokuhou boys,“Roll, boys! Roll boys roll!“Down to Tokiwadai to see Shokuhou boys,“Way high, Miss Shokuhou!”“She's lovely on the foreyard, an' she's lovely down below boys,“Roll, boys! Roll boys roll!“She's lovely 'cause she loves me, that's all I want to know boys,“Way high, Miss Shokuhou!”You had no idea who that Shokuhou chick was but damn she sounded fine. No finer than the booze than Tadakuni had broke out. Did it even taste any better? You didn’t know, nor did you care, alcohol was alcohol. You realised that the Index had joined you at some point but then it gets quite funny about there. She was muttering something about books and material.The time is now morning, the weather is breezy, and the date is August 12, probably.The reason the weather was breezy was because the window was open and the rest of your party were in various states of undress. Thankfully most of you had your pants on. They weren’t strictly around the waste per se but it they were worn for a given definition of being worn. Your pants happened to be on your head for some reason. Quickly stirring and putting it back on properly, you were thankful you weren’t hurting too much from last night. The room was Tadakuni’s you think. Funny, you don’t recall his room having a copy of,>NEWTON>Minds etc.>Approximation
Rolled 52>>31875444>NEWTONLets get one book out of the way first.
>>31875444>NEWTONwe're over the half mark on NEWTON
Is anyone else curious about various peoples' reactions to our group drunkenly singing sea shanties around the city throughout the night?
>>31875607I'm sure Nunutoba will write all about it.
>>31875607That's fairly normal. The guy in the wheelchair probably drew some stares.
>>31875607pretty sure its "Damn Teenagers!"
>>31875444>ApproximationWe're going to need approximation to figure out what the hell happened. Also it's nice to see Index well and truly corrupt.
>>31875607Most people probably are asleep so don't give a shit.
>>31875631That's practically an absolute certainty. She's getting so much material out of us, it's scary.
>>31876017Why exactly did people let her do the stories?
>>31876139Because it's funny.
>>31876139How could we stop her? It's impossible to stop things like that.But mostly >>31876224
Quietly tip-toeing out before anyone catch you asleep with four other guys, you exited the room and returned to your dorm room down the hall. First things first, you had to make sure you were presentable, and get yourself properly medicated. You had followed the doc’s advice of not mixing pills and alcohol. Given that the alcohol had long since stopped dulling the pain, you popped a pill before freshening up.As for this morning, there were several things of note. You had mail, as in actually snail mail, of which there were two items. One was from Anti-Skill. It was a speeding ticket, along with a picture as evidence of your deed. Signed on the back was a note by Yomikawa.“I don’t know whether I should be amazed or disappointed that you broke the speed limit in a wheelchair,” you read aloud.That picture and note was probably going to be framed and put on the wall somewhere. The other piece of mail was from a subscription you weren’t sure you had but it looked to about as thick as book. Turns out it was another volume of Nunotaba’s yaoi manga.“On the house. Give it to one lucky lady,” it read.And in to the trash it went. The news wasn’t blowing up too much either you suppose today was another slow day. As you finish going through the latest this morning, there was a knock on the door.Standing at your door and staring you was Asuka’s dad, Lord Kudou. He didn’t seem in the mood for games.“Where is she?” he asked.Episode 32 End. Sorry this one’s a bit shorter than usual lads. I’ll get you a date for next week.https://twitter.com/BoredofDirectorIt begins. The hunt for Kudou Asuka. Who can you trust? When writefag and /tg/ meet, the story begins.I hope I didn’t fudge the SOL up too bad, I’m not great at it.
Now we know why she wasn't answering calls.
Ah shit. Now we're going to have to use the gun.
>>31876430We can trust god
>>31876430I wonder if we joined THIEF how much it would cost to get them to go looking out for her? Though on second thought it might not be worth it given what they might do.
wanna make sure there's no omake before I archive this
>>31876430>“I don’t know whether I should be amazed or disappointed that you broke the speed limit in a wheelchair,” you read aloud.kek
>>31876698You can update archives later. Just try to re-archive the thread with the same post number and gibberish in all the other fields and it will fetch new posts.
>>31876698fuck it.archivedthanks for running .now a special message from Ric Flair to Bored.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBMI6ojyvfU>>31876828or just wait 2 hours. no real danger of bump limit TBQHpretty sure heem sleepy though