QM’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/witchquestingRules/Inventory/Spells: http://pastebin.com/UQAGGQrkLast Thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31604465/Character sheets: http://pastebin.com/bYM4dqUeWelcome to witch quest. Your name is Mildred and you are a witch; a full blooded, broom flying, potion making, spell casting witch. Well sort of, you would be one if your master hadn't gone and ditched you, so technically you’re just an apprentice witch for the moment and fairly young as well, Sixteen years-old.In a day and age where the control of the Imperial church goes unchecked being in the witch craft business is risky work, but that doesn’t bother you much. This is what you would like to say but due to your rotten luck life can’t be that easy. After making it past the ancient golem you reached the front entrance to the ruins of Witchedge but before you could enter you were confronted by the ghost of Nero, the same Nero that was responsible for the event that plunged the world into darkness centuries ago. Nero told you that he would allow you to enter on one condition; you have to kill the boss demon trapped in the ruins. Agreeing to his terms you entered the city to find that it looked almost new, deciding that your best chance at completing this mission was to grab a powerful weapon to take the demon down you went to the military district. Once you reached it you began searching, only to find that the building you were in was infested with demons. After capturing a demon you found out that its mistress, named Lady Pran, had horded all the valuables in her chamber. Forcing it to take you to Pran you soon confronted her and making use of your scroll of thunderstorm you were able to defeat her.
Pran floats in the air with her mouth open, as she tries to form words she eventually gets out "That- That's cheating. REDO, REDOOOOO"Smiling you say "Sorry, no backies"Crossing her arms she frowns "Fine, take what you like but I'm out of here"Snapping her fingers Pran disappears in a cloud of smoke. Lowering your weapons you hear Weston say "Why can't we fight something normal for once?"Turning to him you shrug “No idea”Sheathing his sword Randolf says “Anyways we should grab what we want and go”>Look around the room first>Grab everything shiny>Call dibs on anything magic
>>31733116>Look around the room first>Call dibs on anything magic
>>31733116>Look around the room first>Grab everything shinyScanning the piles of loot you see that Pran like to keep organized. From what you can tell each pile has designated type, to the left is the weapon pile, to the left looks like generic shiny things, and other piles are scattered around.Smiling you yell out "DIPS ON ANYTHING MAGICAL" and rush off to one of the pilesFrom behind you hear several groans and Jodie say "Hey, that's not fair!"While digging through the piles you don't find much beside normal items but you come across a few interesting things. You find a few mana stones laying around and tattered scroll, after examining the runes on the scroll you make out "Scroll of binding". Sounds useful, before leaving a flash catches your eye. Looking down you see a ring with stormy grey stone in the middle, holding it in your hand you fell a faint magical energy from it.>4 Mana stones gained>Scroll of binding>Magic ringTurning around you look at the rest of the party, it's seems they are doing the same thing you were but a strange sight catches your eye. Weston and Deniece are standing there draped in various jewels and rich items.Clearing his throat and waving a golden scepter around Weston announces "Bow before your new king and queen peasants">Doesn't that mean you would be married (Tease)>Try to ignore them>Other
>>31733919>Doesn't that mean you would be married (Tease)I would be Queen Deniece's loyal subject. I also hope more people notice you're running.
>>31733919>Doesn't that mean you would be married (Tease)
>>31733989>Doesn't that mean you would be married (Tease)Giggling to yourself you say "Hey, doesn't that mean you would be married"As this realization sets in both their faces turn red, putting down the scepter Weston says "Yes, no, yes, kinda, no no no"Deniece adds "Yeah, no way" and laughs nervouslyJodie gives you devilish smile and turns to them "Aw, what are guys talking about, you would make such a cute couple"Standing up Sasha says "More like a terrifying one"Both of them wave their arms and speak "There's no way that would happen"From the back the demon yells "Just shag and get it over with"Before they can respond Lilith jumps between them "Weston and Deniece, sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G, first comes love, then comes marriage"One of the skulls in her hair yells "THEN A SHALLOW GRAVE">Continue teasing>Talk to the demon>Go back to searching
>>31734297>Go back to searchingWhile they're distracted
>>31733919>>Doesn't that mean you would be married (Tease)Ever the troll /tg/
>>31734297>Talk to the demonask if he knows anything about big boss demon
>>31734344Or we can tease offhandedly while we search.
>>31734297>Continue teasing>While searchingI can't help it.
>>31734425I like it, we can find a ring, toss it at them, and call it their engagement ring.
>>31734297God dammit, I forgot about the lich.That fucker's awesome.
>>31734297>Continue teasing while searchingTurning you attention back to one of the piles "You know, I think I saw the perfect pair of rings for the two you... Ah here"Picking two rings you toss each of them one "Those should fit nicely"Completely red at this point Deniece stammers out "You really didn't need to.."Picking up a necklace and passing it to them Jodie says "Nonsense, that's my wedding gift by the way"Jumping up and down Lilith says "I call being the flower girl"You here a strange voice in the back say "I'm the best man"Turning you see Rylan with a smile on his faceWeston groans "Not you too"Chuckling Randolf says "Okay, that's enough, we can torment them later"Looking around the room you see the demon pouting in a corner, Sasha standing staring at something, and Tam fiddling with a weird box.>Talk to the demon>Talk to Sasha>Talk to Tam
>>31734610Talk to SashaHah! Rylan said something!And it was joking, and more than 2 words.Progress.
>>31734610>Talk to the demonay yo boi what do u know about the big boss demon
>>31734646>>31734714>Talk to Sasha>Talk to the DemonWalking to Sasha you ask "What're you looking at?"Shushing you Sasha says "Don't ruin the moment"Looking at her confused you follow her gaze until you see a huge sword sticking out of the ground."Are you looking at the sword?"Wiping one of her eyes Sasha say "It's- It's beautiful"Walking up to it she give's it a gentle hug "Hello, there new friend"Backing up slowly you say "I'll just leave you to it then"Rushing away you power walk to the demon. Shaking off what you just witnessed you ask "So, what's got you down"Looking over to you the demon hisses "You people, you guys ruined my chances with Pran, I was working on that hotty for the last century and in no less than five minutes of you guys showing up all my work went down the drain"Scratching your head you say "I don't mean to insult but is Pran way out of your league"Pointing at you the demon says "Hey! I'm actually very attractive from a demon and my human form is half bad either">Suuuuuuure>Wait, what?>Other
>>31735015>"Yeah? Let's see that human form then."
>>31735029>>31735071>Wait, what?Nodding your head you say "Hmmmmm, wait what?"The demon looks confused "What about what?""You have a human form?"Smiling the demon says "This is your first time meeting a demon huh? You want to see it?"Nodding your head the demon waves his hand "Well move back then"Stepping back the demon stands and closes it's eyes. Suddenly a wave of fire engulfs the demon, when it clears you see a young man standing there about your age. His blond hair reaches past his ears and his yellow eyes stare right at you. The only way you could tell that this boy isn't human is by his eye colour and the small horns that stick out of his hair. Brushing the soot of the clothes that formed on his body he says "So? What'd you think">Meh average>Guess I take that back>Other
>>31735319>Meh averageWe are above demon seduction
>>31735319>Meh averageNot really into long hair though.
>>31735319>"Sooooo, you over Pran yet?"
>>31735450>"because I'm totally available"
>>31735450No fraternizing with the hostage.
>>31735450>>31735470Haha, let's do it.
>>31735500hey man, witches gain their power through carnal relations with the devilhe is a demonclose enough
>>31735434>>31735371>Meh averagePutting your hand on your chin you walk around the demon, as he gives you an expecting smile you think for a bit. "Meh average"His smile drops "What?""Yeah, I would say 7 maybe 8/10"He looks crushed by this news but you think maybe you should give him bone."But just in case your over Pran" Giving him a wink "I'm available"Turning on your heels you walk away, the demon stands there for a second to give you a confused look and then catches up.As your group finishes up with stuffing their pockets you all come together again.Looking at all of you Randolf says "Well, we can charge valiantly into danger or we could just look at the rest of the city">Go to the palace>Go to the market district
>>31735642to the market place.
>>31735642AVERAGE IS 5-6 NOT 7-8WE JUST CALLED HIM HOT not that I mind >markets
>>31735642>Go to the market districtDating a demon? I'm not sure how I feel about this.
>>31736013It could be interesting. Fun even.
>>31735642>Market districtThinking for a second you say "Let's check out the market first and then head to the palace after"Randolf nods "That sounds good" Turning to the demon he asks "Can you lead us there Mr...""Baltasar" The demon sighs "And yeah, I don't have anything better to do so why not"Walking towards the exit Baltasar stops "This way mortals"Heading outside your group walks through the silent streets close behind Baltasar. Behind, you can hear Tam and Jodie whispering to each other and you notice that Weston and Deniece are trying their best to keep distance between each other.>Talk to Baltaser more>Gossip with the girls>Other
>>31736154>Gossip with the girlsadmit you lied and you totally think Baltasar is a 11/10tell them you have dibs
>>31736154>Gossip with the girlstalk about how Weston and Deniece look cute together
>>31736154>Gossip with the girlsAsk their opinion on demon-face
>>31736154>Gossip with the girlsDon't forget to ask if they know any cute boys so we don't end up confirming the churches misinformation about witches.
>>31736683>implying it is misinformation
>>31736154>Gossip with the girlsGetting closer to Tam and Jodie you can make out a little bit of what they're saying "That was bit of a surprise right?"Walking next to them you ask "What was a surprise?"Jodie gives you smile "Demon-face over there""Yeah, that caught me off guard too, so what do you think?"Jodie looks at Baltasar and says "He sure is a cutie, but I don't think he's my type" nodding to Tam she says "but this one over here has the hots from him"Blushing Tam says "No, it's nothing like that I just, you know, never seen a demon before and was interested in learning about him"Jodie giggles "Yeah, like his anatomy"Blushing even more Tam says "No way"Smiling you say "If you feel that way then I guess you won't mind me calling dips"Tam gives you a look of horror, laughing you say "Okay, okay, change of topic, what'd you guys think of Deniece and Weston?"Smiling again Tam says "Oh, there so cute"Giggling Jodie says "Yeah, saying one thing turns them so red, they just make it too easy"Tam nods "Yeah, but never thought Weston would act like that"You shrug "Guess someone saving your life really changes your mind"From the front you here Baltasar call out "We're here"Looking around you see two rows of stalls lining the street and a few shops scattered around. Suddenly you hear a bell ring, from all around doors open up and people walk out. At first you think that they would be after you but they completely ignore your group and head over to the stalls.>Enter a shop>Go to a stall>Other
>>31736720>Enter a shopbetter selection than stallsalso fuq there are people here?
>>31736720>Enter a shopLooking all around, you ask "What are all these people doing here?"Randolf looks as confused as you "I have no idea, this city should be lost to everyone for centuries. Demon, do you know?"Baltasar looks around "Not really, all I know is that this area is ruled over by another demon like Pran"Sighing you say "Great, we might as well have a look around"Walking through the street it's still very silent even though there's a lot of people around, looking up at some of the shop signs you see one with the name "Fred's Enchantment and potion shop"That one looks interesting, opening up the door your group heads inside. As soon as you enter you here a man call out "Welcome to Fred's enchantment and potion shop, how can I help you?">Talk to Fred>Look around the shop>Other
>>31737125>>Talk to FredWhat do ya have?
>>31737125ask if he has any books of dark magic
>>31737125>Talk to Fred
>>31737125>Talk to FredWalking up to the counter you ask the man "You're Fred huh? What do you have for sale?"The man continues to smile and says "Welcome to Fred's enchantment and potion shop, how can I help you?"Waving your hand in front of his face you say "Yooooooo hoooooo, anyone home?"The man just continues to stare into the distance and repeats the lineSasha puts a hand on your shoulder "Kid, let me try"Reaching over the counter Sasha knocks on the man's head a couple of times which gets no reply. "Yeah, we're not going to get anything from him"Behind the man you can see a door leading to a back room.>Look around the shop>Check out the back room>Leave the shop
>>31737444>Look around the shopmight as well see what we can grab before we take the bait
>>31737444>Look around the shopLeaving the man behind the counter you turn your attention back to the shop. As far as you can tell no one has been in here for a really long time, the floor and walls are covered in dust and the shelves are bare.Walking over to some of the only bottles left you pick one up and uncork it, giving it a sniff you jerk back in disgust. This potion has defiantly gone bad, looking through the other bottles you find one that doesn't look so bad. Opening it up and taking a little taste you feel your body hurting a little less, must be a potion of health. Putting it in your bag you look around more but find nothing else.>Look into the back room>Leave the shop>Other
>>31737930>Back roomto the hook!
>>31737930>Look into the back roomStealthily. Prepare your blade.
>>31737981>>31737962>Back roomGoing back to the counter you see Randolf with his head is his hands. "Okay, let me ask you one more time, what's going on around here?"The man continues to stare and says "Welcome to Fred's enchantment and potion shop, how can I help you"Yelling Randolf says "YOU CAN HELP BY SAYING SOMETHING OTHER THAN THAT"Putting a hand on his shoulder you say "That's really not going to work"Hopping over the counter you say "I'm going to check the back room so wait here"Sighing Randolf says "Fine but be careful"Pulling a dagger out of your belt you move into the next room, looking around all you see is more dust and some stacked crates, must of been the store room. Just as your about to leave you hear a bump coming from one of the crates, walking over to it slowly you lift up the lid to reveal a small black creature. From the looks of it, it's demonic.Chattering in the ugly language you hear before it hisses at you.>Kill it>Take it back to your group>Other
>>31738336Give it a treat
>>31738336>Other>Hugs and treatYay cute demon pet
>>31738336>Talk to it"Oi m8 heard u talkin shit like I wouldn't find out.better watch ur mouth I'll wreck u m8 I swear on me mum."
>>31738336>OtherReaching into your pouch you pull out some candy you save for Lilith, dropping it in front of the creature it looks at you and then back to the treat. Cautiously it reaches out and grabs the candy, turning it over in it's hands a few times it quickly gobbles the treat up.Dropping another one the creature eats it again more enthusiastically. Once it's done with that it slowly walks over to you, reaching out with your hand it pauses for a second and sniffs your palm. Feeling satisfied that you aren't going to kill it, the creature climbs up your arm to your shoulder where it starts playing with your hair.Walking out of the back room you say "Hey guys, guess what I found"Randolf gives you a confused look "What is that thing?"You shrug "No idea but maybe Baltasar knows"Calling him over he says "That's an imp, one of the lowest forms of demons, they're also really big jerks so what's it doing?"Randolf reaches out with his hand "It doesn't look so bad"However, before he can pet it the imp bites his finger. Pulling his hand back he yells "AW, WHAT THE HELL"Laughing Baltasar says "Told you"Looking down at the imp you say "No, bad imp, no biting"The imp gives you a sad look, rubbing his hand Randolf says "Well any ways, you can't keep it">Okay>No, it's my squishy>Ask the rest of the group
>>31738830>No, it's my squishy"You're just mad he doesn't like you."Familiar GET.
>>31738830>No, it's my squishyYou can't just separate us like that!
>>31738830>No, it's my squishyPutting a hand over the imp you say "What? why?"Sighing Randolf says "Obvious reasons""Like what?""Well first of all it's a demon"Clear his throat Baltasar asks "What's that supposed to mean""Aw, you know what I'm mean and secondly it didn't really make a good impression on me"Giving him the death glare you say "You're just mad he doesn't like you, you can't separate us just because of that"Putting his hands up Randolf says "Okay, okay, we can get you a dog when we get back""No, I want this one"Randolf puts his head into his hands "I don't think I'm going to win this, okay you can keep him but I want you to take care of it and keep it out of trouble"Beaming you hug him "Thanks Randolf"Looking around the shop you can the rest of the party picking through what they can or standing around bored.>Leave the shop>Talk to your group>other
>>31739266Also, need name suggestions for your new friend
>>31739266>leave shop>>31739290Mr. Bitey
>>31739266>Leave the shop>>31739290Fuzzguzz
>>31739266>Leave the shopLooking around you say "There isn't much here so lets go"Nodding Randolf says "Sounds good" calling everyone over you exit the shop. While leaving Randolf asks "So, what are you going to call that thing?"Giving him a smile you say "I was thinking Mr. Bitey""Haha very funny"Walking through the streets Tam nudges you "Umm Milly, you have something on your shoulder""Oh, this is Mr. Bitey, say hi"Mr. Bitey chatters something and sticks his tongue out "Ummm I think that he means hi"All around you the people are completely silent except for a few of them that repeat lines."I wonder what's with them"Sasha shrugs "I bet it's some demon"From behind your group you hear some one say "That's exactly right"As everyone turns around you see a man standing in the street wearing a long robe that covers his face.>Who are you?>Bad guy, attack>Other
>>31739724>Who are you? Some loser demon lord?
>>31739724>Who are you?
>>31739325I like mr bitey.
>>31739963Christ I'm slow>>31739724And you are?
>>31740135shit. god damn it. I'm not even going to correct my link there.
>>31739724>Who are you?Looking him up and down you ask "Who are you?"Laughing the man removes his hood to reveal demon horns "I am-"Before he can finish Baltasar says "Leopold? Is that you?"Grunting Leopold says "Yeah, thanks for ruining my entrance Baltasar"Looking between them you ask "You know each other?"Nodding Baltasar says "Yeah, Leopold use live at the military district until we held a popularity contest. When Pran won he got all pissy and move"Stomping his foot Leopold says "I would of won if Pran wasn't such a big tited whore""Aww, no one like any ways Leopold"Throwing his hands in the air Leopold yells "That doesn't matter any more, since I moved I've become more powerful. Now I'm going to take your heads for my wall"Suddenly all the people around the street stop what they're are doing and walk towards you, the shop doors fly open and even more people stream out.Randolf looks around "Well, this sucks">Combat start<>Attack Melee (Roll d100, best of three)>Attack Magic (Roll d100, best of three)>Defend (Roll d100, best of three)
Rolled 78>>31740300>Attack MagicLightning bolt I suppose
>>31740300Magig with lightning bolt.
>>31740300>Magic (78)As the hoard of people draws closer you hear some of them repeat their lines. As your group takes positions Randolf says "Don't kill them, they're being controlled"Summoning a pressure wave to push them back as they draw too close but they just keep coming.Leopold laughs "Feel my power fools"Turning around you yell "SHUT UP" and let loose a lightning bolt. The blot arks and strikes him in the shoulder.Yelping in pain Leopold says "How dare you". Raising his good arm he launches a black ball at you, avoiding it the ball flies into the crowd of people and the ones hit are instantly turned to dust.>Attack Melee (Roll d100, best of three)>Attack Magic (Roll d100, best of three)>Defend (Roll d100, best of three)
Rolled 44>>31740693>Attack MagicZAP MUTHAFUCKA
Rolled 60>>31740693>Attack Magic (Roll d100, best of three)
>>31740693>Magic (60)As he continues to fire those black balls at you, you dive behind a stall. Popping out once in a while you fire lightning bolts back at him. Suddenly you feel a hand grab your foot, as you're dragged out from behind the stall you look up to see a man standing over you "Welcome to Fred's enchantment and potion shop, how can I help you?"Pushing him off you say "Not now Fred"Turning your attention back to Leopold you see that he's gone. You hear a laugh from above, you up you see him on the roof."Haha fools, prepare to die"Raising his hands into the air a black ball forms between them and begins to grow.>Attack Melee (Roll d100, best of three)>Attack Magic (Roll d100, best of three)>Defend (Roll d100, best of three)
Rolled 32>>31741232>Defend (Roll d100, best of three)Finally a chance to use defensive measures.
Rolled 41>>31741232>Defend (Roll d100, best of three)Seems like we lost some people
>>31741357I don't want to roll twice, but it's not looking good.
>>31741232Defend (49)As you watch the ball expand you get a dreaded feeling. Laughing like a madman Leoplod throws the huge black ball, as it flies towards you every nerve in your body screams for you to run, hide, take cover, do whatever you can but don't stand there. Looking back you see your group trying their best to hold of the hoard of salesmen, there would be no time for them to run.Swallowing your fear you prepare yourself, planting your feet firmly on the ground you lift your arms and push with all the force you have. The pressure wave hits the ball and holds it there but you feel the strength of the attack. You manage to hold it there for a little bit but the ball slowly starts to move forwards, pushing with all your might you begin to slide back.Giving one last push you throw everything you have at the ball in an attempt to stop it. You manage to stop it's advance again but this also has unattended effect, the ball begins to rapidly spin and fluctuate. Suddenly the ball collapses and explodes.Feeling a shock wave you're thrown through the air, while flying your vision blurs and suddenly you feel an impact against your back. Finally resting on what feels like the ground you cough up some blood. From all around you hear people cry out but you don't what they're saying, you're only able to make out your name.As the world starts to turn black the last thing you can see is Tam's crying face hanging over you.
>>31741828That's it for tonight guys, I think I'll pick it up tomorrow.
>>31741850Oh thank god, I thought we'd died.
>>31741876If you guys rolled a 1 you probably would be
>>31741903Almost certainly.Especially since it's you saying that.