>Archive: http://pastebin.com/wXpvCr1C>Sheet: http://pastebin.com/c0XtuSsm You are Naruto Uzumaki, born without any blessings and with the ever present stigma of your dead father's shame.Previously:After a thorough week of inspired training courtesy of Might Gai, you mastered one of the most basic of jutsus, Bunshin no Jutsu, and passed your ninja exam after trying for the third year in a row. Though just by the skin of your teeth, still coming in dead last.After training to the point of collapse, you met a mysterious stranger in the form of a girl with pure white eyes like Neji, one of your many nemesis. Though she was kind, she passed out after coming into contact with you. After her impromptu sleep, you make a declaration to the world, “To be stronger than god!”Your rest that night had been interrupted however by goings on in the village, giving you cause to spring into action!You found out that the Hokage's grandson had snatched a scroll and taken it outside of the village. While you had plotted to take it for yourself, you took the high road and saved the kid after a turncoat sensei maimed him.Today you were invited to visit by Ino Yamanaka and received a job offer from her father after being assigned your squad.You also met the mysterious stranger in a park and the two of you exchanged apologies. You never got her name. Sakura Haruna and Sasuke Uchiha. You don't know how you're going to live with these two watching your back.You've just met your sensei.You are Naruto Uzumaki and this is your story.
Do I really give a lethargic vibe?>Post incoming.
>>31674829About fucking time, dude.I missed you :3
“What do you mean only nine will be chosen?” You say, with your jaw clenched hard, sweat forming upon your own brow, clenched fists with knuckles turning white. You passed fair and square even if only just barely. Kakashi chuckles, waving off your scowl,”Hey now, hey. I meant exactly what I said. And considering that, I'll be putting you through your first elimination test tomorrow morning.”Tomorrow? You feel a wrenching in your gut as your head drops down in despair. Not even a week to get ready. Not even more than a day. Less than a day.“Whatever it is, I know I'll pass.” Sasuke stares at Kakashi, a deadly stare from the Uchiha. He grips his thighs a bit, betraying some of his worry. Those squats are tearing both of you up.Sakura looks pitiful about this too, though not quite as uneasy about it as you.Kakashi rubs his chin behind his mask, looking over you three. He seems to consider what to say next.“It'll be hard I assure you. I'd skip breakfast. You'd be throwing it up, I assure you. And make sure you're at the proving grounds at the break of morning or you'll fail instantly.”He seems to smile, grinning beneath that mask and with his eye,”Ninjas need to be punctual after all. Any other questions?”“N-no Kakashi sensei,” Sakura looks downcast, gripping at her red dress, her eyes locked on the ground.“No.” Sasuke stands up, and begins walking away.>Anything you'd like to say Naruto?> "But... I saw a team of three before, led by a jonin."> "No sensei..."Leave without really saying anything else.> Ask a question(Write in)> (other)
>>31674880> "No sensei..."Leave without really saying anything else.Alrighty! So I'm voting that we leave the village as soon as possible. Preferably with Orochimaru. He loves taking in refuges off the street. Shouldn't be too hard. We can leave these loser Leaf plebs and start some real training.
Is there a twitter or schedule for this I can't stay up till 4 in the morning and some faggot either vote bombs this or missarchives it like a faggotAlso foolz is fucking confusingPPS anything but earth or water chakra
>>31674880>> "No sensei..."Leave without really saying anything else.
>>31674880> "No sensei..."Leave without really saying anything else.Mutter about how this is bullshit, then get ready for tomorrow.
>>31674915Ah, yeah. https://twitter.com/AoPHquest
>>31674880> "But I saw a team of three before, led by a jonin."this, but in a more questioning and less whiny tone than I think you mean it to carry
>>31674880>> "No sensei..."Leave without really saying anything else.Plan to bring food with us in case he was lying about it. I've never actually watched Naruto, but this "skip breakfast" business sounds like a trick.
>>31674880>> "But... I saw a team of three before, led by a jonin.">>31674915This came up in the first thread and something about a dice roll deciding was said I think?
>>31674915Heres the archive on fools. Super easy. https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/31674829>>31674880> "But... I saw a team of three before, led by a jonin."
>>31674915Ah, as for the chakra(KATRA!)It's gonna be done with a roll.I'm personally hoping for lightning.
>>31674962>I've never watched Naruto, but this skip breakfast thing sounds like a trickHeh.
>>31674966I thought we didn't have to pick a specialization?Jutsu is jutsu after all
>>31674977It is a trick, isn't it...
>>31674880>> "But... I saw a team of three before, led by a jonin."
>>31674966Lightning + Wind + Sword = FUCK YEAH
>>31675004Meta knowledge? Yep. But I'm uncertain if Kakashi will get upset if we mess with his trick or not...
>>31674966You gonna use the thing that some anon posted back in thread 1 or 2 for it?
>>31674996Eh, by the book there's elemental release and then there's chakra shaping.Chakra shaping and element release are apparently hard to combine in some cases and are usually learned separately. You'd have to devote some time to learning element release.>>31675022Aye.
>>31674845I see you remember what I said about you.Yes. Until you start discussing quest stuff.>>31674880> "But... I saw a team of three before, led by a jonin."
>>31674962>>31675008lol if we did that he'd probably just take it
>>31674880> "But... I saw a team of three before, led by a jonin."Pfft, we know Kakashi is full of shit. Dude broke into our house. Probably spat in all our food while we weren't there. We honestly don't know.>>31674962I like the idea of us bringing along extra food just in case. Very much something Naruto would do. A ninja is always prepared for adverse conditions after all.DLNQ is back. You can do it, Dran.
>>31674966Just watch, we're going to roll water.And then I'm going to post angry anime reaction images. Because every single fucking one of your quest MCs gets water.Please just remove water from the roll table at least initially. Feel free to add it back in if we roll the "Get 2 elements" block, but man I don't want water again.
>>31675031The "element release" is the second chakra element that Jonin can develop right?Do they get to pick that element? or is it predetermined like the first.
>>31675052I actually totally have to agree with that.
>>31675052This. Fuck water. I'm sick of that shit.
>>31675033We obviously won't take it out unitl we need it, which won't be until the gig is up.besides, he should let us keep it if only to reinforce the lesson of "Ninja should always be prepared"
>>31675052Now ireally want water
>>31675052This is what I have to say to that.
>>31675136water isn't a bad thing, it's just a bit repetitive, you know?
>>31675136I'm curious Dranule, could we at least try and see if we can get a super majority vote before just rolling for it? If not I get it, but I'd be interested in seeing who actually wants what.
>>31675136Water IS awesome, but seriously, water in all three quests man.Shit's crazy yo.I still say rolling for elements is dumb. I'd prefer to learn elemental releases where appropriate (aka, have a jutsu that says "Must learn x element to use this jutsu)
>>31675136My appetizers have been launched into the warp
>>31675182But you're born with an element, you don't "learn" an element.
>>31675212>Born with an elementYou are?That's dumb.
>>31675136There needs to be some way to get Zabuza to teach us some water jutsu.
does anyone have that pic i saw in a previous thread with crosseyed naruto saying something to kakashi, it was hilarious
>>31675212Eh, you can learn multiple elements. It's just that you tend to be talented with one more than the others. AKA, you'll need to train up each element release if you guys want more than one, with bonuses to the initial one or two that you have proficiency with.
>>31675212This kinda just makes me wanna see us get water and be like "nah, water's a shitty element. I'm gonna train and learn a different one."Fits in with what our character is like. We gotta bust our ass for everything.
>>31674880>[X] "No sensei..."Leave without really saying anything else.>>31675052Fuck Water. We already had that in your other quests.Lightning or Wind would be cool as fuck though. Fire would be second best and the worst is Earth.>>31675136No Dranule. No more water. Time for something different. Wind would be nice since we got a teacher here and we can developed it different than canon naruto.
>>31675234Yeah, by joining up with him.
>>31675240You forgot heart. How the fuck can you summon captain planet if you forget heart?
>>31675244Also, Sasuke can use great fireball jutsu without elemental training.There some jutsu that need that shit though.
>>31675244Uhhhh, hat's not how it works Dran.You're born with an element, you can learn a second one if you're super skilled.
>Lightning Fuck it, lets go full Killer B route.
>>31675231Sort of. It's not like Avatar where you're locked into a single element. But you do have an innate predilection to a given element. That one's easier for you to use, though if you put the effort in you can get skilled with other elements. Sasuke, for example, is innately lightning-aligned, but because fire is a traditional specialty of the Uchiha has learned a bunch of fire jutsu. Speaking of fire, it's got to be the most boring element in Naruto. Every single jutsu is some variation on "breath out a fireball". If we do get fire for our affinity, we've got to come up with some more creative uses for it.
>>31675265isn't it obvious dran? Lightning is the power of heart.
>>31675248>Worst is earthPleb tier
>>31675248>worst is Earth.Tell that to Madara. Nigga summoned TWO meteors
>>31675267He learned that when he was young...>>31675270Kakashi uses earth, lightning, and water ninjutsu.In the anime he's used fire too. You're born with an affinity in one, you can learn more than that.
>>31675244That's not how it is Dran.Youre born with an element and Jonin can develop another with training.>>31675267Sasuke was born with Fire chakra, which is why he can use Fireball chakra. He later trained to learn Lightning chakra because he was a total prodigy/
>>31675265> the heart summmoning jitsu> KUBO
>>31675297Ah. Well that's not as bad I thought it was just element route locked.
>>31675327>JoninSo, what is stopping us from trying early?
>>31675314Yeah, but that was by summoning super-strong invisible clones of himself to fly into space and drag them down. The latest chapter has some weird explanations on how the Rinnegan's powers work.
>>31675270Uh no.>>31675297Sasuke got lightning and fire. He got lucky on that department. He can still learn all 5 but those two will be easier for him to learn to control.>>31675280Eh. Killer B is his own man. We likely learn some of kakashi shit with lightning though.What I want is that lightning armor though. Too bad we will not learn it at all, not even with sharingan.Lightning or Wind would be pretty fucking cool though.
>>31675319Kakashi could only do that because of sharingan hax.It was the bullshit of "copy any jutsu" that they came up with before deciding on elemental affinity later on in the manga.
>>31675320Wrong image, damn it
>>31675342Latest chapter confused the shit out of me. Anyway I need to write the next part. heh.
>>31675280You mean the Sasuke route?Do you really want to have the same element he does?
>>31675333>DLNQ crosses over with Bleach Quest>tg implodes from sheer butthurt>>31675338They misspoke. What was meant was that by the time they're jonin, most ninjas have learned two elements.>>31675342...wat. I haven't read Naruto in about a year. Just... what.
>>31675327That bullshit anon. One month for lightning charka training didn't happened.Sasuke got both elements but he can learn all 5.He can't just learn an element in one fucking month.He would have all 5 in less of a year then.
>>31675338>>31675349You cannot learn all 5 chakras.you're born with one or two, and another can be trained into you.max of three with a kekia genkai (or four if you're the tsuchikage who was born with three) Unless you have lolhax like sharingan/rinnegan/otherbullshithax
>>31675182I'm not sure every elemental jutsu need you to have that element to use them. Unless kakashi has water, lightning and fire at the least?
>>31675375Uh no.There a whole fucking village that uses lightning.Kakashi use lightning.>>31675392No. You can learn all 5 elements but you can't fused both of them into a new charka element.You can use wind into fire charka to make the fire charka stronger thanks to the elemental system but using wind on water don't make ice.That Haku and other shinobi kekkia genkai.Jonin already learn 2 when they get their title of Jonin.Hokage and the Sennin got all 5 by now.
>>31675382You can only learn a max of two unless you are born with a kekai genkai.And Sasuke learned basic lightning chakra in a month because he's a prodigy and was being intense solo trained by Kakshi (another lightning prodigy)
>>31675375Yes. Lets get better than him and rub it in the nigga's face. >>31675349Still, it would be interesting to meet him at one point, maybe chill for a bit. Definitely fuck him up in a rap cypher >Lightning or Windporquenolosdos.jpg
>>31675371My theory is that Kishimoto recently noticed how much acclaim JJBA has and decided that the reason it's so loved is because of how confusing the Stand powers are. It explains why Naruto and Sasuke have had some weird stances lately, too.
>>31675431Point me to a point where any of the Sennin use more than 2Or any of the Hokage do, without a kekia genkai.
>>31675349>Sasuke got lightning and fire. He got lucky on that department. He can still learn all 5 but those two will be easier for him to learn to control.Sasuke unlocked the rinnegan. He already has all 5 now.
>>31675431>but using wind on water don't make ice.It does, however, make a huge mess.>rimshot
>>31675438http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Nature_TransformationWe can learn both anon. Besides, The third can do it, why not us?Sure, it gonna take years but having Wind and Lightning would help naruto punch above his weight class.>>31675466http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Nature_TransformationChapter 662.read and weep bitch.
So it's pretty obvious that no one in this thread has actually read Naruto. You can learn all of the 5 basic elemental jutsu's. Most have 1 affinity however by the time that they become Jonin and trained in that time, they can master 2 affinities.Master all 5 affinities is extremely difficult, but WAS accomplished by the 3rd Hokage.
>>31675466sarutobi used all 5
>>31675473Are you fucking serious? That's total bullshit!!
>>31675351No, sharingan let him learn those jutsu, doesn't mean he could use them. The ability to use them is dependant on his skill with elemental transformation. He is best with lightning, his natural affinity, but has trained all 5 to best utilize his sharingan.The Third Hokage is also canonically known to use all 5, and know shit tons of jutsu...hence "The Professor"
>>31675371Hey Dran, in light of >>31675240Which currently stands on Which Element?1.Lightning 9 votes (60%)2.Wind 4 votes (27%)3.Fire 1 vote (7%)4.Earth 1 vote (7%)5.Water 0 votes (0%)Could we at least remove the fire, earth and water if you roll for it? Or at the least think about it? It just doesn't make sense to roll between them all when ~86% are only interested in two of the elements.
>>31675436>You can only learn a max of two unless you are born with a kekai genkai.No, you can only combine elements with a kekkai genkai, since its combining involves channeling two different elements at the same time.
>>31675504>>31675498Naruto got all 9 of the tailed beasts. Which means that he essentially has every single possible element and elemental combo.All he does with them is make different elemental rasengans.I'm butthurt.
>>31675513The Third hokage learn all the village ninjutsu.ALL OF IT. If you don't need bloodline or if it not clan jutsu, then The Professor knows it.
“But I saw a team of three before, led by a Jonin before the graduation...” You cross your arms, staring him down. You're almost surprised and even more disheartened with what comes next.Waving off your words, “Oh, you must mean Might Gai's squad.” He points down at your green suit and orange legwarmers, “They're a special case. The three of them are forever Genins.” He smiles, completely disregarding your mood, “They'll never advance to Chunin or beyond.” He relaxes in place, beginning to walk off, “Some might say it's a fate worse than returning to academy. One that a three time flunkee might bear.”Kakashi holds a hand up in goodbye as he sets off,”I'll see you three tomorrow. Remember, tardiness is instant elimination.”You go completely white, your heart stilling, sweat beading on your brow. You let go of your clenched fists, hanging them limply. You hear Sakura start to get up, though only after a moment or two before she decides to sit back down.With Sasuke and Kakashi gone, it's just the two of you. “Um, Naruto?” She whispers, her own dismay clear in her voice.> Say nothing and go home.> “What... Sakura?” spitting her name out.> Say something else.>(other)
>>31675492Well ive been proven wrong.Unless the website is wrong but i doubt that.My bad
>>31675519>Water 0 votesPatrician taste confirmed.
>>31675542>> Say nothing and go home.Go home and train.
>>31675542>[X] “What... Sakura?” spitting her name out.
>>31675542>[x] “What... Sakura?” spitting her name out.
>>31675380>>DLNQ crosses over with Bleach QuestJesus, I'm imagining the dice rolls now. Poor Naruto would be so fucked.
>>31675542"Hmm? What is it?"
>>31675542>> “What... Sakura?”Minus the mean part. Just act normal.
>>31675542> “What... Sakura?” spitting her name out.
>>31675519I didn;t even vote.And won't because i know it means nothing and we're going to roll for us.I would enjoy Fire an Earth
>>31675542>(other)Go find Gai, seek confirmation on this bullshit Kakashi just told us. Does he know that Kakashi's bad-mouthing his team? That's hardly hip or cool.
>>31675492That build will give a mid to long range advantage, but we that with taijutsu training.
>>31675532The whole damn thing is making me butthurt mate. It's like they're trying to find out just how much shit they can get away with
>>31675542> “What... Sakura?” spitting her name out.Yeesh. She's gonna ask us, isn't she?
>>31675542"Hmm?"sound completely neutral. She may suck, but we're going to have to deal with her. Course, that doesn't mean we'll like it, or pretend to
>>31675540Best part of Shezza's story, seeing the fucking Professor cut loose.
>>31675542>(other)>Stay silent, but look at her to indicate that we're listening. We're too worried about the test to even be pissed at her at the moment. Of course, knowing Sakura, we'll probably be mad at her soon enough anyway.
>>31675436Kekkei Genkai allows you to mix two at once for a different element.> Fire+Water= Boil/steam>Earth+Water= Wood.etc.You can literally learn all five elements given enough time.Sasuke had an affinity for lightning, he learned himself Uchiha fire at a young age.
>>31675545http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Dragon_BladeIf we count EVERYTHING that doesn't contradict canon...canon, we can get this sword.Not bad right?Also I think Naruto is 13 by now. this was his 3rd year in the school. But he didn't fail a third time. He passed and only fail twice.Dranule, you fuck it up.
>>31675590Uh no.Wind is mid-close range shit as well Lightning. Lightning can be long range but it so fucking close compare to real lightning.
>>31675625Firstly, that game was terrible. Secondly, even if we somehow got it, the only reason he could use it was because of his enormous chakra. Our Naruto doesn't have the fox to give him that.
>>31675625>Elemental orbsJeez. That's possibly the most animu thing yet.
Dranule! Something has been bugging me for a while.What is Kakashi's backstory? Because Minato being a worthless fuck shouldn't affect the White Fang at all, and I would imagine him empathizing with Naruto pretty damn hard.
>>31675542Kakashi, you sly bastard.
>>31675687Well, it seems that someone else filled Minato's role in this universe, so Kakashi probably had the same major events go on in his life. So he's still the guy who's become an apathetic jerk in order to cope with his feelings of loss. Only now we're not the secret son of his dead sensei, so he's got absolutely no reason to be nice to us at all.
>>31675622I don't think Sasuke learn about Nature Transformation as a child. That shit is complex. Oh well.
>6 hours of progress lost in a game crash>can't find flash drive of porn (most of my narudo ecchi/hentai was that SOB)if we get water affinity, I don't know what I'll do...>>31675622I remember them saying having two elemental affinities was a thing. That a thing here in this quest?
>>31675542something along these lines, more neutral or at least just drained/worried.>>31675579>>31675606>>31675621
>>31675738He was probably taught the techniques by rote without actually learning the underlying principles.
>>31675738Nature transformation is great fireball jutsu.He learned that like, before/during academy.>>31675746Might be if we're doing the roll and get the bonus roll.
>>31675736>Only now we're not the secret son of his dead sensei, so he's got absolutely no reason to be nice to us at all.Even after all the shit he went through as the son of a disgraced "traitor?" I'd imagine the whole thing hitting pretty close to home.I guess I'm just underestimating what a dick Kakashi is, and how many fucks he is capable of not giving.
>>31675736Well actually it's more like the White Fang still died from dishonoring himself to suicide, and Kakashi was left the son of a fallen failure. He'd be pretty misty eyed over Naruto essentially living the same life as him plus or minus some alcoholism and beatings.
>>31675746Having two elements is possible but you can't fused them into a new element. Maybe fused them to strength another element but not create a new one.Use fire and wind to make the fire stronger. you can't use fire and wind to create scorch release without bloodline.
>>31675542>> “What... ?"Not even her name.
>>31675542>otherU fokn cunt th fok u lookn at i'll rek u i swer on me mums lyf
>>31675763Pretty much. I mean, if Sasuke mastered fire release that young, he would have move on to another element release.>>31675781you right. Kakashi dad sacrifice the mission for his friends and everyone gave shit about it, even the friends he saved. He killed himself over it.Naruto dad killed his teammates and died because he was a drunk mother fucker while failing the mission.At least, that the official story.
How come no one in this thread can type with proper grammar and spelling?
>>31675832Exactly. "Those who abandon their mission are trash. Those who abandon their team are lower than trash." In this universe, Minato did BOTH. Kakashi's not going to have any sympathy for our position. At least his father's death is something he can retroactively feel some admiration for. Our father's is just a fuck-up fucking up.
>>31675781I'd say it's more like Kakashi is really closed off, and we barely know him. He'll probably open up a little as we get to know him. But like, even in the series, he doesn't tell Naruto and co. a lot of stuff. They have to hear it secondhand because he lies to them about it. I don't recall, but I don't think he's even the one who tells them his backstory, and I don't think he tells them why he's always late.>>31675824>swer on me mums lyf...about that.
>>31675878combination of late night /tg/ and people trying to be funny
>>31675878Because you're on 4chan, where shit posting and waifu wars reign supreme.
>>31675878I was reading Naruto during English classes.
>>31675787Good.Never go full special snowflake
>>31675736>>31675781What makes you guys think Minato wasn't still Kakashi's teacher?Like he still became a skilled Jounin, I'm pretty sure it was our mom's death that really fucked him up.
>>31675901Kakashi might hate naruto dad but he feels for naruto position due to this father actions.He would be a hypocrite to not feel about naruto life for all the shit naruto father gave to him.
>>31675878Because this is a Naruto thread. They're all filled with horrible spell, awful grammar and missing words.
>>31675943>>31675901Or, Minato really was an acceptable teacher, and Kakashi irrationally resents us because he sees us and Kushina dying as the reason our dad self destructed.
>tfw naruto'a father'a partner was minato>tfw minato told him to take care of his secret love illegitimate bastard son>tfw were his son >tfw naruto'a adopted pops drank out of survivors guilt >tfw we know nothing
>>31675935You can learn all 5 elemets and do combo jutsu with a clone or be really fast but that just strengthening a elemental release, not making a new one.Like Fire jutsu then a wind jutsu that got more charka. BOOM.
>>31675948No, actually. Flashbacks have shown that he's always hidden his face, even before his father was disgraced. Kakashi's just weird like that.
>>31675901>"Those who abandon their mission are trash. Those who abandon their team are lower than trash."A quote he learned from Obito, the lesson reinforced by Minato. The divergence is implied to have happened around Naruto's birth, which is at least two years after that.That said, even if Minato wasn't his teacher...he was treated like shit for his father's actions. We are treated like shit for our father's actions. Both are considered borderline-treasonous trash...I doubt their relative merits matter.
>>31675985He got the quote from obito, so he still got it though.I wonder where did the divergence from canon began? Around 3 world war or after it most likely. Eh, before it most likely.
You try to relax next to this backstabber but you can't find it in you to even think about forgiving her right now. You bite,”What Sakura?” coming out as almost a growl as you look over at her, your tired anger apparent.She locks up, shifting a little bit in place,”Um, nothing...” She gets up, minding her place and backing off a little. You hear something, but only just barely as a slight breeze rustles the trees within the courtyard.“Sorry.”You get back to your home, still feeling a bit violated by your "Sensei's" house inspection.You'd double check everything over, but you're too tired to really bother and your thoughts keep drifting towards the what-ifs.What if you failed? You'd be sent to academy again for another year. What if you failed and got stuck in forever-Genin with no hope for promotion....What if you just left the village and didn't worry about this crap anymore?You turn over on your bed, looking to the yellow rose floating on in the cup by your bed-side.You stare at it for a while, thinking about Mr. Yamanaka. You can start small he said. Small steps to becoming better than god?You almost want to laugh at that, but you just can't bring yourself to.Small steps to becoming liked by people in the village? Why should you even need to do that? No one else needs to do that. You bring an arm across your face as your eyes begin to sting.No one else needs to deal with people looking down on them everywhere they go. No one else needs to live under their father's shadow.No one, just you.How is that fair?With these thoughts, you eventually fall asleep...>1d100DC20 or below for if you wake up on time.Crit is 5 below for time to spare.Critfail is 96+ for well... You know.
>>31675787Or create Fire and Wind then feed flames into a tornado for a fiery tornado.
>>31675965That sounds stupid. And yet...Dranule said that the Fourth's face on the monument was damaged and unidentifiable, so it's possible that he's trying to hide that Minato was still Hokage in this timeline. More likely he's just trying to hide the Fourth's identity so we don't immediately guess who the demon host is, though.
Rolled 85>>31676017I rolled shit all tonight in SQ. Time to roll bad some more.
>>31676017no alarm clock, huh?
Rolled 15>>31676049thank god it's best of 3 and we're only going to miss breakfast
>>31676044>>31676049>>31676055It's only the first 3 rolls, guys. No need to keep rolling.
Rolled 83>>31676017goddammit don't fail me dice gods>>31676049Fucking christ
>>31676049HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHLet's get the fuck outta this village
Rolled 58>>31676017Dang it Sakura now I feel bad we made angry Naruto
Rolled 36>>31676017> dc20Ninja cant even get up on time.We need to get a fucking alarm clock.
>>31676049LET THE SUFFERING RESUME!
Rolled 10>>31676017Can't be late for our future of mediocrity and disappointment.
I hope obito isn't full edgemaster in this timeline.
>>31676060The rolls hadn't loaded for me when I posted. That's why I rolled.
>>31676034>>31676035>>31676039Fuck Dranule. We got an alarm clock. WHY WAKING UP SO LATE IS HARD?Do we have to roll for waking up? What next, rolling to walk up stairs?Unless we got an alarm clock and KAKASHI MESS WITH IT.
>>31676060Oh is it? Well for once thats a relief
>>31676017>Having to roll to wake up on timeDo we not have a goddamn alarm clock?
>>31676060If you'd look at the times you'd see that our rolls were almost simultaneous, so there's no need to point this out.
>>31676049HOW CAN WE BE LATER THAN KAKASHI?!!?!
>>31676032When you find out who the fourth is... Oh, when you find out.
>>31676086It doesn't really matter. It's Kakashi. He'll be late, too. Probably. Alternate timeline, character could be different, you know the drill.
>>31676086that's probably what he did.
>>31676103>>31676109Orochimaru is the hokage.It the only logical choice in canon wise unless someone else set up the plate and became the 4th hokage.
>>31676017Why the sudden edginess here? doesn't really fit the Quest so far
>>31676133Sure it does, kid has had a pretty hard weed.
>>31676133Naruto could fail right here and now.And be stuck in the academy. or he would be stuck genin for the rest of his life.
>>31675622>steamjust a reminder that 'boil' release isn't literally just steam, it is acid vapor.
>>31676086FUUUUUCKKakashi you rat bastard.
>>31676152Anon...Does weed even exist in naruto?Naruto might take a page out of the third hokage book and smoke some pot.
>>31676109It was a fucking uchiha wasn't it?
>>31676183ItachiItachi would be the best choice if minato wasn't hokage.
>>31676086>>31676176OH SHIT.KAKASHI SABOTAGED OUR ALARM CLOCK.THAT'S WHY HE WAS INSIDE OUR ROOM.
>>31676183nah, Dran said he made this quest for healing. That means cutting down on the "Uchiha everywhere" kishimoto liked doing
>>31676210>"Uchiha everywhere">Every>Single>Fucking>Bigbad>UCHIHA!Got reallll freaking old.
>>31676233It was orochimaru....then pein....then obito....then that that ROOT guy with sharingan arms....then Sasuke....Then kabuto....then obito again and then madara.
>>31676233yepwhy not, oh I don't know, FLESH OUT THE OTHER CLANS YOU MENTIONED.
>>31676233Hey now, Pain wasn't a Uchiha. He was an Uzumaki, For some reason. Because apparently everyone with red hair is an Uzumaki. I'm surprised the series hasn't claimed that Naruto and Gaara are cousins, or something like that.
>>31676233Captain fuckface Danzo?OhhhOHHHHHH SHITYamato right? It's fucking Yamato
>>31676198>get assigned problem child>empathize with his shitty life because it reminds you of you>sneak into his house to leave him a gift because you're a fucking ninja>He sees you>He hates you nowBeing Kakashi is suffering.Unrelated: I'm of the opinion that we shouldn't ever go full edgelord and steal Sasuke's sharingan. Because any association with the Uchiha is too much. Fucking jerks.
>>31676292Obviously it is Gai.
>>31676287Pain was manipulated by Uchiha though. His eyes were Madara's.
You wake up to the morning sun peeking in through your window as you blink away the sleepiness in your eyes. You stare at your ceiling for a moment, not wanting to even humor your clock.You feel late. You already feel late. Maybe just a glance though.The time is six forty three.Yep. You're late. Or you're going to be. And your> Forget it, I don't need this test anyway. I'm already a genin dammit!> Rush out to the proving grounds without eating.> Eat and get ready like you usually do. Who cares if you're late?>(Other)
>>31676326> Rush out to the proving grounds without eating.Let's get to it.
>>31676326>Rush out to the proving grounds without eating.
>>31676310Madara's eyes were like a cheap prostitute like a really cheap prostitute fucking everybody got a turn with that shit
>>31676310Well if we're going by that standard, then everyone but Orochimaru counts. And even he was influenced by his jealousy of the Uchiha.
>>31676326>> Eat and get ready like you usually do. Who cares if you're late?Fuck his shit
>>31676269And even then, the non-uchiha villains were obsessed with shariganhax. Orochimaru wanted sasuke's eyes, pein had been given his obsession with being god through his implanted eyes, and kabuto wanted to finish and surpass his master, which meant more sharigan boners to be had.
>>31676326Grab a bag of trail mix or somethig. We at least need a snack or something, just in case
>>31676326> Rush out to the proving grounds without eating.>Pack rations for laterFuck. Fffuuuck. Being late is the worst feeling.
>>31676326>> Rush out to the proving grounds without eating.Bring a snack. Bread or something
>>31676326> Eat and get ready like you usually do. Who cares if you're late?Because we've really stopped caring at this point. Might as well take things easy.
>>31676326> Eat and get ready like you usually do. Who cares if you're late?Fuck it, we gonna have breakfest.
>>31676326>> Eat and get ready like you usually do. Who cares if you're late?Kakshi will be late anyway
>>31676326>[x] Eat and get ready like you usually do. Who cares if you're late?I'll call your bluff Dran. bring a snack too.alsomy guesses for the 4thOrochimaruTsunadeJiraiyaKushinaDanDanzo
>>31676326>> Eat and get ready like you usually do. Who cares if you're late?Fuck that nigga, just do our thing.
>>31676326Eat and get ready like normal. Don't let his tactics get under your skin.
>>31676342>Hard work and grit>mehNope, let's > Rush out to the proving grounds without eating.Maybe someone who isn't known as the son of a traitor can slack and ignore orders.
>>31676326>(Other)Eat on the run goddammit, you have arms, don't you?
>>31676326Make something quick and easy for lunch, then get to the proving grounds without eating.
>>31676326>> Eat and get ready like you usually do. Who cares if you're late?Fuck kakashiBring food with us aswell
>>31676326> Rush out to the proving grounds without eating.Through some trail mix type stuff in our pack.
>>31676301If we have the option and Sasuke's been a huge dick, it would be OOC to give it just because we hate him.Our lust for power is just barely restrained, and I doubt we'll ever be the kind of person who'd pass up technique copying for no reason.
>>31676326Grab a power bar, or the equivalent. Eat while running
>>31676326> Rush out to the proving grounds without eating.Go get 'em.
>>31676371You forgot I got the fucking ultra rare wood style hax that can control the 9 tails for some reason Yamato
>>31676326>OtherRun with a slice of toast in our mouth.YOU DROVE ME TO THIS DRANULE
>>31676326>> Eat and get ready like you usually do. Who cares if you're late?
>>31676326> Rush out to the proving grounds without eating.>>31676417Oh god.
>>31676326>> Eat and get ready like you usually do. Who cares if you're late?And pack a quick lunch>>31676301WE're gonna surpass god, gonna need power.
>>31676326>>[X] Rush out to the proving grounds without eating.
>>31676326> Rush out to the proving grounds without eating.Well, come on.
>>31676326>> Eat and get ready like you usually do. Who cares if you're late?Fuck. Kakashi.
>>31676417>Run with a slice of toast in our mouth.Fuck
>>31676475Do this, DO THIS FOR THE LULZ
>>31676326Rush there while consuming a goddamn poptart
>>31676326> Eat and get ready like you usually do. Who cares if you're late?
>>31676326Eh. Dranule. You may as well call for a numbered vote at this point.
>>31676326>> Eat and get ready like you usually do. Who cares if you're late?It's all bullshit anyway
>>31676417Gotta do this
Running it is.With a slice of toast.
>>31676548And bumping into someone at a corner and rushing off before seeing who they are?
Shit I'm late for ninja training
>>31676565Why would it be anything less?
>>31676559Strange. My clock has them both at the same time.
>>31676565>bump into stalker girl>keep going>...where's our toast?>Hinata lies dazed, our toast in her mouth>A-an indirect kiss with Naruto-kun~
>>31676559>>316765894chan works in mysterious ways.
>>31676586We wave hi to her and smile around the toast, catching the glimpse of a blush before we round the next corner
>>31676548Pretty sure Staying to eat won by a large margin but whatever.
>>31676623Rushing out won by 2 by my count. You're still getting something to eat though.
we gonna learn the sexy jutsu bullshit?
You pop out of bed and shove a piece of bread in the toaster and grab your duds. Slipping the green suit on is a bit of a hassle to get used to in any case with being such a “piece.” You stretch it out and finally get it on you just as the toaster finishes its cycle, launching the toast into the air to be caught by your rad ninja reflexes- inches from the ground and making you stumble in your run.You don't even bother locking your door in the rush as you shove the toast in your mouth for on-the-go eating.As you launch yourself through the village on tired legs you resolve to yourself that at the very least, you're going to pass. You know that Sasuke is, but man, forget Sakura. She's the one you need to worry about right no- No! You're going to aim higher! Forget Sakura, Sasuke's the target! If you can best him, then you'll be a step closer to your goal, to be god, or even grea- You collide with someone turning the corner.You suffer full on contact and fall to the ground from the collision, your “obstacle” receiving the same fate. Double Suicide Fall To The Ground no jutsu.Feeling that your toast has escaped your mouth and scramble on the ground looking for it,”T-toast! Where is i-” Wait, you ran into someone...> “Watch where you're goin' buddy!”> “Sorry, I should've been paying attention.”> Don't say anything and just run off.> (other)
>>31676724> “Sorry, I should've been paying attention.”Let's ride this to the end, damnit.
If we can't recognize the Foruth's face, couldn't we just go up to Gai as ask him who he was?Seriously, I'm in favour of ditching Team Seven at every possible opprotunity for Team Three, at least they only have *one* asshole with the crossdressing Kenshiro wannabe.
>>31676724>[X] “Sorry, I should've been paying attention.”
>>31676724> “Sorry, I should've been paying attention.”
>>31676724>> (other)Pick up said someone and go, he or she owes you a free meal.
>>31676724> (other)FIND THAT TOAST!
>>31676724>[x] “Sorry, I should've been paying attention.”
>>31676724>> “Sorry, I should've been paying attention.”FIND. TOAST.
>>31676749We can't. We stuck with Team Seven.We just got to deal with it. Seriously don't ditch the team, Kakashi will send us back to the academy.
>>31676724> “Sorry, I should've been paying attention.”fokn sory m8
>>31676724"Wheereee, WHERE IS THE TOAST!"run off afterwards
>>31676724>> “Sorry, I should've been paying attention.”
> “Sorry, I should've been paying attention.”Polite. If it's someone we like we'll be good, and if it's someone who can beat us up we can segue into further groveling.
>>31676724>>31676753>>31676761>>31676783ALSO. GUYS.ASK FOR OUR BREAD IF SHE FOUND IT.WITH HER MOUTH.
>>31676795>>31676749Pretty sure "teams" don't really matter once you hit chunnin.The higher ups just stick people together based on mission/person synergy.
>>31676795Yeah, and that doesn't mean we need to spend any time with them more than strictly nesseccary.As soon as the mission's done, we ditch them to go hang our with our *real* team.
>>31676816nah, just thank her for finding it, then bite it and take off. Imagine her reaction
>>31676814>groveling.Fuck that, if it's Neji then we either say "fuck off" "watch where you're going asshole!!" or just hit him.
>>31676816Of course we are asking for our bread back. Especially if she found it with her mouth
>>31676840>>31676840That fucking stupid. We need to hang out with our team. Don't go off leaving the team behind.It will end badly. I mean real bad when Kakashi thinks we leaving the team behind for another.
>>31676868No we don't. We'll be professional and work, and sometimes train, with our team. But personal lives are personal and you can spend it however you want, preferably with Lee/Hinata/Guy
>>31676868Uhh no we don't. We just have to be able to work together to accomplish missions and shit. We don't have to spend out free time with eachother, or even *like* eachother.Just because you have to work together with your co-workers, doesn't mean you have to hang out after work or be fired.Also, Kakashi is pretty much the worst person ever to listen to when it comes to team work, he abanoned one teammate on a mission, and killed the other one. That's not a particularily high bar to pass.
>>31676920>>31676901can we at least try to be on semi good terms with them?
>>31676920To be fair, Rin was a mercy killing. Allegedly. The story of her death is so contrived as to be unbelievable, but what isn't in Naruto?
>>31676901Ino too, depending on how that flower shop gig works out.
>>31676901You said to leave them behind on every moment possible.Just go interact with them other than training. It can smooth relationships and improve coordination. Also built trust.Remember?
>>31676868Yeahno.Teams don't actually matter.Notice how Chunin/Jonin don't have "teams"? They just stick Ninja who are suited to the mission together and let them work.The "teams" are only for intorducing Genin into the ninja world.
>>31676939I think it is a bad idea.Sakura will never like us as long as Sasuke doesn't.And Sasuke is going to try and murder us if he ever starts liking us.
>>31676951They can be with us for a whole fucking year or so if thing don't go by canon.Better to build trust now and have a healthy relationship with our comrades.
>>31676959Well, Sakura actually just tried to apologize to us a while ago.
>>31676939Oh right, like they've done through all the years of the academy? I am in favour of cool professional detatchment, but I don't want to be buddy-buddy with them. Excuse me if I don't want to play 'Relive Canon Quest.'
>>31676975You don't really seem to understand the premise here.
>>31676959Then we slap sasukes shit when and if he tries
>>31676975I'm not advocating to become their best friends but can we be at least in friendly terms with them?
>>31676939>>31676968Of course, but if they're shits to us then fuck em.I suspect Sakura will mostly ignore us. Sasuke will try to be cool and superior but will get butthurt when we start ignoring him.>>31676946I knew i was forgetting somebody.>>31676950Different person. also see>>31676951
You bring a hand behind your head, bowing down a little bit,”Ah, sorry. I should've been paying attention, are you okay...?” You look up, and see a guy with white hair in a ponytail. For a moment you think it to be Kakashi but... No, this guy is too young for thatTouching his head, he looks around a bit, seeming half-blind. “Hey, it's no big deal. Just umm...” He brings a finger to his cheek, smiling amicably,” Could you help my find my glasses? Seems I've lost them. Can't see a thing without them,”Heh.”> Help the white-haired kid find his glasses.> “Nope.” Grab your toast and cheese it.> (Other)
>>31676997Please, if I want to read a re-treading of the Naruto plot, I'll go read the goddamn manga. What the fuck's the point of doing a quest if you're going to go out and try do things as little as differently as possible?
>>31676975The premise was always "healing", as in not reliving canon, but handling the adversities we're given like a real person, not some lobotomized golden child prophecy bullshit.
>>31677015> Help the white-haired kid find his glasses.Eh. Might as well. Was this one of Konahamaru's friends?
>>31677015>[X] Help the white-haired kid find his glasses.OH SHIT KABUTO.HE GONNA TRY TO SCOUT US OUT.
>>31677015"Sorry dude, I gotta go"bolt
>>31677015Gawd that looks bad without a break.You bring a hand behind your head, bowing down a little bit,”Ah, sorry. I should've been paying attention, are you okay...?” You look up, and see a guy with white hair in a ponytail. For a moment you think it to be Kakashi but... No, this guy is too young for thatTouching his head, he looks around a bit, seeming half-blind. “Hey, it's no big deal. Just umm...” He brings a finger to his cheek, smiling amicably,” Could you help my find my glasses? Seems I've lost them. Can't see a thing without them,”Heh.”> Help the white-haired kid find his glasses.> “Nope.” Grab your toast and cheese it.> (Other)
>>31677015Fucking Kabutobut> “Nope.” Grab your toast and cheese it.Say sorry, we're really late
>>31677015>Help the white-haired kid find his glasses.
>>31677015>> Help the white-haired kid find his glasses.
>>31677035> “Nope.” Grab your toast and cheese iI don't know who I hate more-Sasuke or Orochimaru
>>31677025Still missing the point, anon.It's not to try and be as different as possible. That's not one of the aims set up when this quest first started.
>>31677035>[X] Help the white-haired kid find his glasses.Be a nice guy. We don't know kabuto true intentions, so let help out.Besides, Remember the whole BUILD TRUST THING?
>>31677015>[X] Help the white-haired kid find his glasses.
>>31677035> Help the white-haired kid find his glasses.What kind of asshole would just keep running? We're already late, might as well not add 'be a total jerk off' to our list of shortcomings for the day.
>>31677015>> “Nope.” Grab your toast and cheese it."I would but i'm really in a hurry, Sorry!"
>>31677035> “Nope.” Grab your toast and cheese it.
>>31677015> Help the white-haired kid find his glasses.Sure, this kid seems like a friendly sort, I think he could be a pretty cool guy to hang with.
>>31677035> “Nope.” Grab your toast and cheese it.we're already late
>>31677035>[X] Help the white-haired kid find his glasses.Naruto looking for bread, white hair dude looking for glasses. They can help each other find shit.
>>31677054>>31677041>>31677055>>31677057We're in a serious hurry
>>31677035> Help the white-haired kid find his glasses.I want to see where befriending Kabuto leads us. And from an in-character perspective, this guy seems fairly polite. It's better than the usual treatment we get. And as >>31677057 points out, we're already late. Might as well help him out.
>>31677035>> Help the white-haired kid find his glasses.
>>31677035> “Nope.” Grab your toast and cheese it.Its a ploy, he wants us to be late so we fail and turn to Orochimaru
>>31676959Sakura seems to realize how shitty Sasuke is, without our being obnoxious and having a crush on her to distract her.Or more accurately, she's realizing how shitty -she- is.
>>31677035Dran, I hope you know I hate you right now. From an in character perspective, the good thing to do is to help the nice guy, but we know as players that that's step one on the 'bad road.' you're literally forcing us to start down Orochimaru route
>>31677069We already have our bread
>>31677035>[X] Help the white-haired kid find his glasses.Eh. Why not?
>>31677075I actually just did this 'cause I didn't want it to be Hinata. Hue, hue.
>>31677072Lets make sure to stay as far away from snake bitch cause that fucker creeped me the fuck out
>>31677035[x] Help the white-haired kid find his glasses.
>>31677035> Help the white-haired kid find his glasses.Fucking Kabuto.AHHHHHHHHH!
>>31677035> Help the white-haired kid find his glasses.
>>31677093Not worst than hitler.Do you have a little auschwitz behind the QM screen.
>>31677087Kabuto will not force Orochimaru route down our throats.It not auto traitor man. Let help a fellow ninja out.He might be scouting us out but thanks to saving the hokage village grandson, we might be taken out of the roster.
>>31677093Well, Hinata should be at her Exam, so it makes sense.
>>31677087Eh, It's not like you'd be on rails for chuh-chuchu Orochi-sama just because of this.You'd have plenty of times to get close and even outright say no when/if approached by the Sound five.
>>31677035>[X] Help the white-haired kid find his glasses.>>31677093Ino route still alive! YES
>>31677087Alternatively, it's a road to having a replacement for the drama between Sasuke and Naruto. We meet and befriend this nice guy, he's actually friendly and polite and believes in us...and he's a double agent. Having Kabuto fill the "best friend who betrayed the village" role instead of Sasuke could be really interesting.
>>31677015>Help, then toast, no time for chat.
Let's do numbers.> Help out the white-hair(What is up with white-hairs and being crazies anyway?)> Nope and keep going.
>>31677140nah, Kabuto, like all Orochimaru's followers, is a shit character
>>31677153Separate yourselves from the pure canon.This shit didn't even happen.
>>31677153My point was more that he's better than Sasuke. He's the lesser of two assholes.
>>31677140Nigga, Lee/Ino/Hinata are all better choices.As are Shino, Choji, Shikamaru, Kiba for best friend role.Besides Kabuto is to "nice" to be a bestfriend. To formal
>>31677175Kabuto may not be even a traitor.Who Knows? Hinata might be a traitor. Neji?
>>31677175SO, do we still like ramen?
>>31677152Already voted, but I just wanted to say:You could have at least put the bread in Kabuto's mouth, damnit.>>31677140True. I mean, if he also becomes the 'gateway' to the Orochimaru route, he could begin by teaching us some moves he knows to try and tempt us before revealing himself. Who knows. Lots of ways to spin that.
>>31677175Now some people are gonna think you mean he isn't a follower of Orochi.You have a way of making things more confusing with every post.
>>31677183man, I fucking love Choji, I fully support him to be our bro if only because he can go godzirra
>>31677183Ino bully us for many years, more than just 3 anon.That shit will take a LONG while to move on.Shino, Chojo, Shikamru and Kiba aren't best friend tier at all. They help with the bulling.Lee is best friend tier in the future though. Absolutely bro tier.
>>31677196Ehh, they're both from the Hyuga clan so that's near impossible.>>31677221Choji is my favorite leaf genin.The real underdog of them.
>>31677225I don't know about Shino. I think he was probably too introverted to participate in the bullying. But the rest of the boys in our age group are probably dicks to us, yeah.
>>31677152Wow, unanimous. Guess a lot of other people, myself included changed their minds.
>>31677183Personally I hope we don't really interact with Kabuto too much. He's pretty flat and doesn't have a whole lot of potential for his character to change. Plus, shouldn't we be really really suspicious of this guy being nice to us?
>>31677225Nah, give it 4-5 visits to the shop before we start warming up to her. It was said she occasionally said things, and she's already regretting it.>Shino, Chojo, Shikamru and KibaNone of them bullied us.and yes, Lee bestbro.
>>31677252It was said that none of the named leaf male genin bullied us.
>>31677255it's the in character thing to do. We're good people at heartI swear to god Dran, if good deeds take us down the path of the edgemaster as much as being a dick, I'm a be pissed
>>31677268They let it happened and watch.Likely ignore naruto as well and judge him for his father actions. Maybe not Shikimaru but the lazy fuck didn't do shit. Shino might not judge naruto but it was better to be with the majority than strike it out with naruto. Bug logic.
>>31677275I must have missed that. When were we told this?
Huh, all votes for helping out the white-hair.But seriously, why are so many so crazy?
Fatheru Yamanaka DadSisteru InoNakamaru LeeWaifu HinataSenseiru Guy
>>31677300>SpoilersWho? Us? I dunno man.
>>31677300Heh. You ALWAYS gotta help the glasses find their glasses, Dranule. Just like how you'll always bump into someone in an intersection if you're running with bread in your mouth. It's a rule of life.
>>31677300I think the only non-crazy one is Mabui. And she's more or less background, so for all we know she's crazy too and we just haven't seen it.
>>31677292Either you have never been to a school or are socially retarded.No one actually steps in when bullying happens.And the bullied don't get pissed at every single person in the world for letting it happen.
>>31677284>being anything other than pure good>edgemasterReally? I don't even want to serve Orochimaru (because he is a terrible, terrible boss) and really?So I suppose acting like an actual ninja rather than Naruto the Chaotic Good Paladin of Freedom is out of the question.
>>31677300we have no reason but metagaming to think anything bad of this guy
>>31677300I made one vote to not help him and didn't make any other posts. Then I started doing other things on the internet. Missed the second vote. I don't know who was going crazy about it.
>>31677300We talked about this in Thread .No matter how dark the path, everything is expendable if it means achieving our goals and making this world a place where anyone can smile.
>>31677333Tell that to naruto. He didn't have anyone other than Iruka-sensei and that was just out of pity.This happen all the time in his life until about a week ago.Naruto will not forget so easily.
>>31677337You know, if it weren't for the whole torture thing, Orochimaru would be the best character in the series.His whole thing was having Ninja based around individuality and emotions rather than the "living weapons" that Danzo created.At least that's how i saw him.
>>31677368shut the fuck up tobi
>>31677368No you retard, we aren't gonna be a messiah naruto retard jesus god sage.We gonna be naruto the ghetto ninja.
>>31677368Nah, We don't kill besties are waifus.Everyone else is fair game.And why the fuck should we care about bettering the world? We care about bettering OUR life.
>>31677376Stop being a faggot, only socially retarded assburgers resent everyone they went to school with just because three or four people bullied them.
>>31677378Yeah, if it wasn't for the whole being a terrible, terrible monster Orochimaru would be pretty cool.I'd totally vote for joining him if he were the ninja equivalent of Neutral, or even a lighter shade of evil.But, fuck, that man is incapable of not fucking over everyone he deals with who has even a shred of decency as hard as he can.
>>31677378he also really liked having teenaged boys around him at all times, with enough of a creeper vibe to make you pretty sure he wanted more from their bodies than to use them for possession jutsu
>>31677378If orochimaru didn't fucking experimented on his own comrades (at least without their permission...and the fact that he killed them.) and the people of the village he was living at, he be fucking hokage by now.And he would be a really really really good one.
>>31677399This. This I agree with.Fuck being Noblebright, that was canon. But fuck being Grimdark, that shit is painful.Let's be a dingy shade of Grey and let the world burn as it will.
>>31677376And Naruto isn't mad at those who ignored him.In real bullying situations, kids do not get mad at those who did not step up. the get mad at the bully, or themselves, or the authority figure who allowed it to happen, but not the innocent bystander.
>>31677417I dunno, I always got the impression he was a powersexual. A really weird, effeminate, utterly oblivious of how creepy he is powersexual.
>>31677419I thought it was the other way around? He got passed over for Hokage and figured that he might as well abandon any ethical experimentation if Konoha's not going to accept him.
>>31677444Reminds me of Hisoka(another series)
>>31677417That was Anime talking.Also Kabuto was like 19
>>31677456>Hunter x HunterBest taste confirmed
>>31677456No, Micheal Jackson
>>31677464Orochimaru was 50. and every other sound ninja was under 16. And there were a LOT of sexual undertones with the way he spoke about Sasuke in the manga as well as the anime
>>31677456Why haven't you run a Quest set in the Hunter x Hunter verse yet?
>>31677504Because I'd want to be able to NARRATOR.
>>31677490It was just his personal guard that was composed of teenagers. Which, yes, that's still creepy. But it's not like it was an entire compound full of little kids and one weird old man.
>>31677504considering /tg/'s tendency to minmax, the MC would have to have his power already chosen
>>31677456Nigga that better be the next quest you start.I had plans to run one in that setting (no canon characters except The Chairman) just the setting and powers. But then i realized i have almost no free time and i ship to basic in 2 months.Life is suffering.Also Nen is literally the best power system in all Anime.
>>31677536Or "here are your options.">>31677544>Also Nen is literally the best power system in all Anime.It really is. It's like a cross between One piece Devil fruit, Haki, DBZ KIIIIIIIIIIIII, and Yuyu Hakusho Soul juice of various flavors.
>>31677515I don't get it.>>31677536No, developing your own power would be really fun, especially if we start at the beginning of the hunter exam and at the end of it the QM chooses What type we are based on our personality. Then moving from there Training and Contracts and Abilities would be fun as hell.And don't even get me started on if we made it to the New World or whatever it's called. Would be awesome as all hell.
>>31677587>I don't get it.THe overly descriptive narration/character thoughts in squeezed as fuck timeslots.It's honestly one of the reasons I like HunterXHunter. They make even Rock Paper Scissors epic.
>>31677587My main sticking point is with contracts, because it's literally "more restrictions, more power", and a lot of time will be wasted trying to get the latter without the former through loophole abuse.
>>31677580I especially like the whole contract thing. Where we can say "I will create a sword and i can never use it to cut those under the age of 16 under penalty of death" and that stipulation will make the sword a good deal stronger.You can have a wide variety of contracts for many different things that are all applicable to different situations.>>31677615Yes, and they actually take time to fill in plot holes and explain strategies.
so what do we do when kakashi actually fails the whole team due to us fucking up? Seeing as I doubt we have the plot armor of canon Naruto and Orochi a shit, what other options we got?
>>31677637Or make many small and diverse contracts.Something that says "i can only use this on even numbered days of the month" should be a small-decent bonus since only viable half of the time.Or be like whathisface and have your powers/weapons cycle randomly for a Massive power boost.Or be like Shoot and give up and Arm for 3 Floating Hands.
>>31677669"Burn the village" is always a good option.
>>31677687Does the village have any firefighters?
>>31677669Eat his mask
>>31677615Do it.You know you want to take the awesome blank slate that is Hunter X Hunter and make it you're own.Seriously they left so much open it's like they were asking others to build on it.
>>31677642that loses immediately to minion masters, right?>>31677680I forgot how that works, actually. Lemme look up the wiki or something
>>31677669Try again.We don't got another choice. If we do, it be WORSE.Orochimaru or ROOT.
>>31677669Flowershop employee quest
>>31677615NO DRANULE.NO MORE QUESTS. YOU WILL CRASH.
>>31677739and suddenly I'm praying for a little of Naruto's bullshit plot to stay
>>31677729>that loses immediately to minion masters, right?what does? And you mean Emitters?And they left Contracts so open it's kinda crazy.Literally just "Give something up for more power" the more you give up the greater the power.
>>31677752Ehh, after Over(human) Limit ends.It's the worst one anyways.Worst playerbase too. Not that we're much better
You stand up slowly and carefully, brushing the dust off of your pants as you look around for the guy's glasses. He steps back a bit, squinting down at the ground and unconsciously trying to push up nonexistant spectacles.You see them right under his heel as he steps back,”Stop!” You shout with a point.“Huh?” He seems in a daze.“Glasses, right under your foot. Don't move, okay? Careful.”He brings his foot up, and retrieves his glasses with a look of obvious relief as he puts on his corrective vision. He gives upi a big ol' smiles as he shakes your hand,”Thanks, that was really good of you. I would've broken them if you hadn't helped me out.”You let your hand get shaken by this stranger only to notice that he's got a leaf village headband,”So you're a ninja too?”The white-haired guy snaps to attention, sort of,”Oh, yeah. I'm kind of a flunkie when it comes down to it though. I've just barely been scraping by as a genin.” He laughs it off, full of mirth despite what he's just said.It sogs your spirit a bit, just making you even more confused. “Heh, yeah... Well, I gotta go take a test. I'll see you late-”“Oh, what kind of test is it? I might be able to help you out.”“I'm not sure, Sensei just said it was the first elimination...”The guy crosses his arms at that, thinking about it,”That's not true.”“What?” You're confused, but this guy seems to at least be confident.“There's no elimination. He's probably just saying that to mess with your head. If it's the bell test, the answer is that you all need to work together as a team.” He chuckles, and starts to carry on his own merry way, the crunching of something underfoor giving him pause as a shroud of gloom overcomes you.“M-my bread...”He sweats a little, laughing it off nervously,”Uhh, I'm really sorry about that. Would it be okay if I got you a loaf later?”You stare at the guy. Really? A loaf? An entire loaf for- “Um, sure...?”
The guy takes his foot off the bread and extends a hand again,”Name's Kabuto, nice to meet you.”You stare at the gesture. Well, he's already done it so; you take his hand, holding it half-firmly,”Ah, Naruto. I live in the apartment complex X, room XXX”“I'll remember that,” He lets go, and waves goodbye,”See you later Naruto!”You find yourself waving back, looking down at your hand. Huh, what a nice guy.
>>31677762>i can never use it to cut those under the age of 16 under penalty of deathsend some just-born minions to fight you
>>31677776Nice Guy Kabuto.Not really Broish, but really nice.
>>31677776>“There's no elimination. He's probably just saying that to mess with your head. If it's the bell test, the answer is that you all need to work together as a team.” He chuckles, and starts to carry on his own merry way, the crunching of something underfoor giving him pause as a shroud of gloom overcomes you.Thank you Kabuto. New best friend to betray us right here.
>>31677795Oh, Kabuto. You're so charming. You'll be the death of us all someday, but until then you're the coolest guy ever.
>>31677776>unconsciously trying to push up nonexistant spectacles.*attempts to push up own glasses
>>31677815agreedso nice in fact, we'll let him have a Sasuke for his troubles
>>31677796The make it "i can never use it to cut humans under the age of 16 under penalty of death"And carefully consider the wording of your contract beforehand.
>>31677827Try "Can never cut a human by pain of death" for a sword that's pretty much able to cut anything else.
>>31677819Nah, Nice but not bestfrined material.He's like mormon nice. Cool to have as a friend but not someone you always wanna hang out with.It's like he's trying to be nice just for the sake of it.
My favorite HunterXHunter power is...>Guy covered head to toe in bandages.>Power is to emit a field in which everyone within it including the user has ALL their old wounds open up.>Requirement for activation and targeting is the ingesting of blood.>His bandages turn red but otherwise stop the bleeding.
>>31677836Would that even mean you would die if you cut a human or would you feel as if you had just died if you do?
>>31677855I meant theoretical to clarify.>>31677857Loopholes, right? Feel like death would be better in the case of accidentals, though end up with less bullshit cutting.
>>31677836Exactly.Then you have a lot swords.One with thatThe other Can only cut Humans and things weilded/worn by them on pain of deathAnother for Animals.That's the thing about the powers. You can create a Power that's super strong, but is only applicable in certain situations. Then you can create a dozen or so of those powers that cover most situations.
>>31677880I think that's why each person only gets 1 power, and all contracts apply to that power.Teamwork is still a thing, though.
>>31677855That seems like an awesome way to die a horrible death from infections.
Ha, Kabuto is pretty great.Now we can conspire with our allies. To prove we're sincere we'll give up our chance at a bell.
>>31677879>Loopholes, right? Feel like death would be better in the case of accidentals, though end up with less bullshit cutting.The fun in the powers is how really specific you can be with a power's conditions.
You run on to the proving grounds, a nice partially open meadow with a creek and river nearby, small trees and other brush nearby to give cover. The sun's shining down through a blue sky, with very little cloud-cover.You get there last, with Sakura and Sasuke already waiting for you, Kakashi nowhere to be seen. At first, you thought that you were late. That you were VERY late.But the sensei is absent, or tardy himself and your two teammates seem to be rather annoyed.> Fall in and keep your mouth shut.> Tell them what Kabuto told you.> “So, where's the home-invader?”>(Other)
>>31677855>Power is to emit a field in which everyone within it including the user has ALL their old wounds open up.Huh. I've never seen HunterXHunter, but there's a character in Hollow Quest that has something similar to that that. Except her own wounds don't open, it's more of a single target thing instead of a field. Also works for mental / emotional problems, iirc.Wonder if Azure got the idea from there.
>>31677855You mean the dancing warrior of the Spiders?Mine is probably Ghost Jew or Killuas ability to charge up from power sources.
>>31677915> Tell them what Kabuto told you.
I got the best fucking nen rule ever.Immortality nen.Rule? Must never die.A loophole. We can't die because of nen. To make us die, you got to cancel the nen and then kill us.But until then, we are immortal.
>>31677909The bomber was my absolute favorite power.
>>31677915>> “So, where's the home-invader?”We'll keep quiet but we'll quickly raise the idea of the working together when the bell thing comes up.
>>31677915"He's right behind me, isn't he?"
>>31677915>[X] “So, where's the home-invader?”If we tell the others, they will tell kakashi and we will fail the test.WE GOT TO PASS THE TEST WITHOUT TELLING THEM HOW TO PASS IT>
>>31677915>[x](Other) observe surroundings
>>31677915>> “So, where's the home-invader?”Theres no reason to share the info yet.Also metaing, Kakashi is actually waiting and watching us.
>>31677942THIS THIS THIS.We want to pass the test but there only two bells. We can ask Sasuke or Sakura.Maybe both?
>>31677915>> “So, where's the home-invader?”
>>31677902That's the thing. You can create as many "powers/abilities" as you want.It isn't goverened by bullshit anime rules that are there to prevent powergaming.And Contracts only apply to where you want them to apply, and only gain power from things they affect, so don't word it wrong or you may never be able to step on a bug if you say "I will never kill an innocent"See Kurapicos chains and his contracts only affecting the Jail and Healing.
>>31677915> Fall in and keep your mouth shut.too early for dis bullshit
>>31677915>(Other)Start setting snares and other such traps throughout the area. He's giving us time to prepare the battlefield. Clearly this is meant to test our ability to set ambushes.
>>31677915>(Other)Give Sasuke the look,Then start doing sit ups.
>>31677915> “So, where's the home-invader?”they won't believe us, so we'll have to get them to work with us in the heat of battle
>>31677915>> Tell them what Kabuto told you.>> “So, where's the home-invader?”
>>31678004I love this.
>>31677934"infinite" power is impossible. Just near infinite based on how much teh conditions affect you.And "Not dying" would give no power at all since "not dying" does not harm the contract maker in any way.
>>31677941Mm. Personally, I've got a weakness for the weaker or simpler powers that are used to bullshit levels of effectiveness.
>[X] “So, where's the home-invader?”>>31678001We don't know about the exam. It just survival. We just know it a bell test that requires teamwork.Might as well start building the foundation of the teamwork by talking to our teammates.Make it easier for them to work with us when the exam begins.
This is my weak attempt to sway for Orochi route.
>>31677975All three will pass as long as we work together. Getting the bells isn't even necessary. In fact they don't think we can get them.
>>31678041Getting hit on and molested by a pedophile isn't exactly a very enticing offer, Dranule.
>>31678032Like Bungie Gum? Hisoka is definitely a great character with how he breaks that ability so hard.Doesn't even bother with a contract.
>>31677915>[X] “So, where's the home-invader?”We can make us work together by making a common enemy that is kakashi.We can start by talking mad shit about him. If Kakashi is there, he might slip. If he doesn't slip, we are taunting him and we can piss him off during the exam.
>>31678038To be honest, I just want to plant landmines and then act all surprised when he yells at us for them. "But sensei, isn't that what you wanted us to do? If we weren't supposed to lay traps, why did you give us so much time alone with the training grounds?"
>>31678004Did this just turn into /lgbt/ quest?
OH SHIT.I got it. If it wasn't Kakashi who mess with the alarm bell....It was Kabuto.he set us up for getting late, he crash into us by accidents, we help him out and he tell us how to pass the exam.HE BUILDING TRUST INTO NARUTO TO TURN HIM AGAINST THE VILLAGE.YOU CAN"T FOOL MY PARANOID RADAR
>>31678067No, the look is meant to be a challenge. To out do him in simple exercise.
>>31678041Hey, I was on board for Killfuck Soulshitter Mode but everyone else wanted to be heroes.Now that we're invested? Nobody's gonna switch. Sunk Cost Fallacy.
>>31678067I am totally good with this.He's a better love interest than most of the piss-weak females in this village (that aren't old enough to be our grandmothers or already taken)
>>31678085what if choji is the traitor?!
>>31678053Same with how incredibly versatile his Deceptive Texture ability is. Like seriously. He can change it to look like ANYTHINGAnd honestly, he is almost the ONLY character who has a non combat ability.Ignoring the useless scrying ball bitch and the fairly useful massage chick.
>>31678085It's a good thing this Naruto is absolutely worthless to anyone but Naruto himself.
>>31678090>>31678004NO. Not the time.We need to be rested and ready. Kakashi test will start and this is make it or break it time.No need to get tired before the main event starts.
>>31678041and here is my counterargument
>>31678103>And honestly, he is almost the ONLY character who has a non combat ability.Gets everyone all the freaking time.
>>31678085No>>31678095>bashing on Hinatanigger i will fight you
>>31678041I would burn the village with her.
>>31678095not to mention it isn't gay if one of them is using the sexy jutsu
>>31678093We're not invested into being heroes. We're invested into becoming stronger than God. Just because Inoichi and Gai have been nice to us doesn't mean we have to be loyal to Konoha. We're still at the point where we can decied they're full of shit and go off to start our own path.
>>31678085Well, if he just wanted to try and get another spy into Konoha, I guess he might go through all that effort. I guess.
>>31678116Yeah. Best ability.
>>31678115A devil's advocate rebuttal.>>31678131>where we can decied they're full of shit and go off to start our own path.Very true.
>>31678120The fanboying for Hinata in this thread is disgustingly excited to the point of making me physically ill. Your posts make me feel a little more okay with a homosexual relationship with sasuke every time I see them.
>>31678146and finally, the compromise
>>31678131Of course.But we aren't goin to devote ourself to destroying the village.Kinda hoping we fail so we can train on our own an be stronger than most other Ninja without actually being a Ninja.
>>31678120Hinata's a lovely girl.She is also weak as a floppy noodle.Let's get a love interest that isn't a goddamn noodle, and who won't get murdered/kidnapped by the first enemy we make!Though, uh, I actually don't suggest Sasuke, due to the not sticking it in crazy rule.I'd vote more like, I dunno, Lee (eyebrows aaah no), Neji (depressed but shapes up sanely), or Choji (tubby but awesome and has a clan full of people who appreciate food)
>>31678131True, but the problem is that being a Missing-nin is a serious obstacle to our whole "not getting killed by ANBU" plans.
>>31678095Oh hell fucking no. I had enough of naruto being gay.If you want gay naruto, go straight to Fanfiction.net or the canon manga.Naruto got a sex drive and he wants to fuck bitches.Including Kiba Sister/Mother
>>31678131All I'm saying is, when anyone evaluates the reletive merits of Konoha/Orochimaru routes, they're going to realise that if we go Orochi we might as well have taken the scroll. In order to avoid the feelings of regret and loss, they'll stay with Konoha.
>>31678169>She is also weak as a floppy noodle.She's more capable than most men in our class.Rank not including Sas and Nar as of Current AnimeShikamaruNejiHinataShinoChojiKibaSakuraIno
>>31678173It's a rigged system. We'll have to do something about it once we become powerful enough to kill God.
>>31678161>end up working in the flower shop, but perfect stealth jutsus and sneak into the Hokage's library every night>Train constantly>Orochimaru invades>relentlesly beat the shit out of most of his soldiers>Then go back to arranging the new lilies Inoichi just got in
>>31678177So how's being 14 going? I assume you don't do well with the ladies for obvious reasons, but it can't be all bad, can it?
You know what the best part about fucking Sasuke would be?Revenge one every single girl in our class that was mean to us.
>>31678177It'd be nice to have a relationship with someone who isn't defined by being useless.Which is 95% of the females in this series, unfortunately.>>31678192And she'd still lose to most, because she's weak emotionally.Should have being more specific, apologies.
>>31678201and then he kills us
>>31678169>She is also weak as a floppy noodle.Uhh, she's the second most capable female in the series, right behind temari, and in front of Tsunade.Serisouly Tsunade is kinda useless.
>>31678185Oh, I see. Yeah, that's true. Though taking the scroll probably wouldn't have worked out well for us. Let's be honest, we would have been caught. At least going with Orochimaru gets us some backup.
>>31678201>Stare Sakura in the eye>Grab Sasuke's ass>Never look away>She starts sweating>Narrow eyes>Grip harder
>>31678201Ahahah yes that would be rather amusing.>>31678220Not if it is consensual, baby.
>>31678220As we lay dying at the Valley of the End, we utter our last words to KakashiWorth it. Dat ass game ridiculous
>>31678201I am all for getting gay with Sasuke. We never have gay protagonists, and it give everyone who doesn't follow this quest a raging hateboner.Plus there's a chance that Lee is on the table...
>>31678227Yeah, should have been more specific, see >>31678216Entirely my fault, there.And yes, yes she is
>>31678216she's emotionally weak until the chunin exam. From Naruto's pep talk onward, she stops having emotional problems, and in the current arcs she's the one helping Naruto out of his funks. >>31678237especially if it's consensual. Remember his whole 'gotta kill everyone i care about so i'm strong enough to kill my brother' crap?
>>31678169See.For fuck sakes, Naruto isn't gay. Stop the whole gay shit. I have to go through Fanfiction.net for good shit and I had enough of it.>>31678200>>31678201Ah I see now.The trolls are trying to fuck up the quest by getting into a gay relationship of a psycho that will kill us for power if canon doesn't change....assuming Naruto and sasuke is gay.Which they are not.
>>31678216She would actually beat all but Shik, Neji, and maybe Shino.Simply because of chakra points.And emotions of affect a fight in bullshit Anime conditions (which this isn't) and when fighting family.Also if Dran does have her emotional issues come out, then we will fix them, Canon Naturo did is easy as fuck, we could do it even easier.
>>31678259This quest is about healing though, I assume we can heal Sasuke's asspains with the dick.
>>31678281How about no.
>>31678275Canon naruto was fucking jesus with destiny and luck helping him out.>>31678281Can you stop it. Naruto isn;t gay. He made the fucking sexy no jutsu and he loves peeping at naked woman.
>>31678259>she's emotionally weak until the chunin examWell, yeah, and that means she's weak now. I'm not talking about the future because i never read that far after the timeskipAnd yeah, but there's a price to pay for everything.And you can't say actually gettin' some wouldn't calm him down.>>31678266>not screwing the same boring 4 chicks over and over again>trollsI'm seeing some asspain there
>>31678281but why would we want to? Sasuke's existance is part of the problem. He should have gotten absorbed by Orochimaru and caused some kind of personality merge awesomeness
>>31678266It's the QTG.I thought there was a surprising lack of trolls.
Great to see you didn't cancel this quest, OPLet the healing commence
>>31678297>Naruto isn;t gayYeah, yeah, I'm sure the guy that devoted himself to chasing after another dude forever isn't gay at allNosiree
>>31678266Not quite, friend. I'm just not so insecure that I must have all protagonists be straight just so that I feel that my sexuality isn't in question. Honestly, the only girl in the series even a little interesting is Ino, and that's because she was raised by an interrogator. I'd be totally okay with a gay protagonist, mostly because it would totally eliminate any and all chance of these fucking rabid waifu harem fags who seem to shit everything up all the time forever
>>31678297>Canon naruto was fucking jesus with destiny and luck helping him out.All he did was say "hey, you're pretty good, all you gotta do is believe in yourself, i do"
>>31678307>trollsNope, just interested in a different route.But please, do keep sticking your fingers in your ears, I'm sure that'll make the closet more comfortable.
>>31678307Sexy>>31678320No>>31678330JutsuTry to argue against that faggots.
>>31678297>Wants naruto to stop being an annoying worthless shit who's only relevant because kyuubi>b-b-but he's not gay! In the anime, he...Nope. Can't have it both ways. Now lube up, Lee said he's aiming for 1000 thrusts.
>>31678301>And you can't say actually gettin' some wouldn't calm him down.fucking Karin made him worse. Also, Sasuke has made a bit of a habit of trying to murder his love interests.>not screwing the same boring 4 chicks over and over againso instead of suggesting a better person, you suggest the single most boring and worthless character in the series? there's a reason people assume you're trolling
>>31678321Could be really awkward having to face Neiji at the tournament.
>>31678320>totally eliminate any and all chance of these fucking rabid waifu harem fags who seem to shit everything up all the time foreverGoddamn yes. Nothing worse than a harem in this. Always shits things up.>>31678338... He was a goddamn little kid when he made that. Trying to attract attention is pretty goddamn common.
>>31678330So because i don't want a gay protag i'm closet gay?
>>31678338What do you want me to say? That Naruto legitimately created a jutsu for the sole purpose of appearing as a woman so that he could sexually arouse other men? Because it's the truth.
>>31678347Karin made him worse because she wasn't a love interest. She was just another stupid girl going "ooh, he's so dark and cool". He got enough of that from Sakura, thank you. No wonder he stabbed her.
>>31678358No, I'm just insulting you because you suck.Seriously, I suck dicks and I think you're a faggot.
>>31678349>Long winded speech about how people can't change destiny, trash will stay trash, branch house woes, blah blah blah>Let him finish, then look at him and grin >I'm dating your sisterAnd then Naruto was Kelso
>>31678349When we get her pregnant it'll be a helluva lot worse.>>31678363He was like 9
>>31678373Well if he was too young to understand sexuality, then you can't use it as an argument for his sexuality. There. Now there's no reason he can't be gay so we can fucking rid ourselves of the harem waifu faggotry that every quest is plagued with. Good end.
>>31678345Now you being a retarded faggot. Sexy no jutsu is canon. Manga Canon.>>31678356Naruto had fucking porn and blush when staring at naked woman. He straight. In fact, he had a fucking crush on sakura in canon.>>31678363Everyone wants to be a little girl anon. Haven't you been in 4chan?>>31678370Now that just hypocrism Anon. Gay people are faggots. Now no one will listen to you.
I thought the point of this quest was that the canon was pretty shite and we can change things up if we want?
>>31678391And replace it with husbando harem faggotry which is the exact same bullshit?Yeah anon, you projecting here. Now stop being a faggot that wants to make naruto a faggot. There hundreds of thousands of fanfics for that you know.
>>31678370Because i don't want a gay protag?Because i think Hinata and Ino are both better love interests than any of the guys even if we were to be open to the same sex?Seriously the only decent male love interest would be Lee and that's just no.Hinata is actually developed and a decent person who can stand up for herself, also cute as fuck. We've also already met her and have some interest in her, if only because she's been nice to us.Ino looks like she is going to go down a different road this time and is actually regretting being a shitty person
>>31678402>LALALALA DICKS AREN"T TOUCHINGMore importantly;>Gay people are faggots. >Not understanding 4chan lingoGet the fuck out.
>>31678391if we make naruto gay, the waifu faggotry will just become husbando faggotry. This is /tg/, we like bitching about love interests. You can have your camp, other people will have theirs. But please don't pretend that picking one side will magically fix a common problem in any Quest with options for romance. You know it won't, I know it won't, and the people reading know it won't.
>>31678427You first you gay faggot.
Naruto will not be Gay in this Quest.End of Story.
>>31678402>Not anime, manga canon!>implying this affects the point I was making, which was that you want Naruto to change from canon, except if it might make him gay, then you insist he stay straight because canon.
>>31678429>>31678423If we're gay there doesn't have to be any romance at all. Women will hit on us and we will reject them. No other man in the show is gay. Checkmate, your options are zero, now you actually have to come up with something interesting to argue over instead of >Muh blunds>Muh redheads>Muh hyuuga>Sakura a shitetc etc
>>31678437Never!>>31678444>I am Dranule
>>31678433Rihaku quest.You from SB right? Fucking Rihaku. The only quest we managed to get an end at all because we cheated like a mother fucker.>>31678451This isn't fucking change from canon completely into edgy territory anon. That not what the quest about.The quest is about healing faggot. Don't you read?
Dranule, just post something.This is getting ridiculous.
>>31678468Not him, but...>being gay is edgy
>>31678462Well. It's obvious why he won't be gay in this story if you think about it.
>>31678444>End of Story.I wish.
“So where's the home-invader? He said to be here at the break of dawn, right?” You walk up to the two of them, Sakura seems a bit off, though less than yesterday. At the very least she smiles a little even if nervously.“We haven't seen him, he must be late.” Sakura giggles a little, though it's half-hearted. You bitterly recall when the two of you used to have fun together. She has a nice laugh when she's really happy.You swallow at the thought. No. She turned her back on you.“Yeah? Well I guess he needs to get sent back to academy.” You walk over by three wooden poles jutting from the ground, planting yourself right on top of a rock to think things over.“It's a pain. He told us not to eat and now we have to wait.” Sasuke closes his eyes with anger welling underneath. He doesn't say much more, but he does get lean against a tree, seeming to take a little nap.The three of you wait for the better part of a grueling hour before Sensei actually shows up, bringing up a hand in a little wave,”Hey guys, how's it going?”You stare at Kakashi as a stray wind blows a little bit of refuse across the way.“Where the heck were you? We've been waiting and we're starving.” You growl out, stretching your legs as you stand back up. Whatever he's got in mind, you'll be ready at least.Sakura stands up to attention, Sasuke opens his eyes. Team seven is ready.
>http://strawpoll.me/1566935to help fix the issue without shitting up the quest more, have a strawpoll
>>31678477I mean. As long as you're not the type of anon who spergs out like an idiot and thinks his behavior is socially acceptable.
>>31678455No you fucking retards.You just made that up and then go back on it once naruto becomes gay and goes for faggots asses.Now you backstepping from the issue.>>31678476Your arguement is about being different from canon.This mean being gay, being edgy, being sasuke.Do you read what you write mother fucker?
This thread reeks of justifications and insecurity.
>>31678455I would totally go gay for Shikamaru.
“Well then, it's good to see you all here. To start off with, this will be a test,” He brings out two little bells suspended by a red string,” To get one of these little doo-dads.” He ties them to his belt and pulls out a clock, setting it, “You have until noon to retrieve one. Whoever doesn't have a bell by noon will be tied to one of those poles” He points right over you,” And misses out on lunch. What's more, I'll be eating in front of the losers.”He grins, smiliing with his eyes,” As for the test itself, whoever dorsn't have a bell by the end gets sent back to academy. One of you will fail.” He drops the bomb and your teammates tense up. But you, you think to what Kabuto said.It's a lie, the answer is teamwork. Teamwork... Huh. Will you even be able to manage that?“Well, with that said, you may begin. Come at me however you wish, even with intent to kill,” He beckons you all with both hands,” You'll need it if you want to succeed.”The three of you look to each other, and the other two immediately run away to conceal themselves, leaving you standing before Kakashi... alone.“Nice outfit,” Kakashi looks down on you with an amused smile,” Getting ready for the forever genin squad?”It's a lie. It's a lie. You tell yourself but... Man, why does it sting so bad?>Use Jutsu> Attack head on.> Make self hidden.> Yell at the other two.> Sit down and play the waiting game.> (Other)
>>31678505Do you read what I write? I wasn't the person you were having your long spergy conversation with, I was just an anon popping in to make a comment.I even said so in the post.
>>31678487>>Team seven is ready.Lies. They are starving.
>>31678488>Someone picked shikamarulelfuckyourpoll.gif
>>31678519just like sasuke's balls
>>31678524Fuck, you're right. All this time blathering about Sasuke or whatever, and that lazy shit's been right there.We could finally have a supporting romance with an intelligent, laid back character.
>>31678530>[x] try to work together
>>31678530> (Other)Ask him for a bell. Let's try diplomacy before we go on the attack.
>>31678519nah, based on the strawpoll all the bitching about wanting sasuke's dick is from a couple idiot fans, with everyone except one or two of the people who really militantly want Hinata just waiting it all out
>>31678530Tell the other two about what Kabuto said
>>31678530>> (Other)Do the smile and wink Guy does all the time. Take bell while Kakashi zones out in horror.
>>31678530>[X] Yell at the other two.
>>31678530>>Use JutsuBUNSHIN ROULETTE>> Attack head on.For the team.We attack. Let them see how he moves and reacts.Once they start getting his measure, we can get them working together.
>>31678559This is perfect. We could scar him for life if we got the glare from our smile in his good eye
>>31678530>OtherGo get some breakfast
>>31678551>militantly want HinataNah, i just like arguing for the sake of arguing.I'm a troll feeder
>>31678530Attack head on, start posturing and making a big ass speech, 'clumsily' reach for our ninja tools, taking a long timeAnd while we're doing that, motion for the other two to flank him. Our body should be able to hide our hands from him
>>31678530>Make self hiddenWell, 'team work' is the answer. So therefore, we need to act like a team.Let's try to regroup first.
>>31678524You know your right, I kinda wish I had a time machine so I could change this vote on the straw pole from sasuke to shikamaru. I now know the meaning of regret.
>>31678530>Go look for the others>Try to get them to work as a team
>>31678530Work Together>>31678585Sasuke would notice, Sakura wouldn'tThey still don;t know it's a trick
>>31678596Indeed.After all: Never stick it in crazy.
>>31678530>> (Other)We need to think up a sick burn to throw back at him."Yeah? Well... YOU'RE FACE!!!!"And then throw a smoke bomb and run away.
well based on the poll we're either going Hyuuga-waifu or getting on that shadow-cockI'm ok with both, to be honest
>>31678530>Use JutsuBunshin>[x] Attack head on.Its not going to work but he might shut his brain off and go on autopilot just guard your assuse the Gai nice guy pose that anon suggested too
>>31678530First things first let them in on it being a trick exam.Can't have disunity.
>>31678530Just go ahead and mix all this in to one option>>31678549>>31678592>>31678599>>31678606
>>31678608This."Ever manage to wash Rin off your arm?"
>>31678610Sexy no jutsu is always an option
>>31678530this>>31678626Are people really suggesting attacking alone?
>>31678530"If that's what it takes to get you to shut up, I'll go back to the academy. Sakura, Sasuke, help me take him down, will ya?"
>>31678610The only really trustworthy votes are those that came in the initial rush. Everything else is probably a proxy vote. It's real easy to spam strawpoll.
>>31678530"Forever Genin, what a lie. If you can't even tell us the truth about when the test starts, or wether to eat or now, why the hell would I belive anything that comes out of your lying mouth.I'd rathe be stuck as a Genin forever than being on a team where I can't even trust my own teacher."
>>31678638>"Ever manage to wash Rin off your arm?"Even if that wasn't metagaming, no way in hell we'd say that. He'd knock our gob in.
>>31678645true, but the initial rush was all hinata and a few shikimaru, maybe 2 sasuke votes
>>31678645The numbers have stayed within reasonable margin of the elemental polls, so it's safe to say it's not been trolled.
>>31678559yes.>>31678626OR we convince Sasuke that after we get the bells, we fight to see who keeps them.
>>31678561>The only finished quest from an OP who dropped tree other Naruto-questShimaru was a fucking badas, though
>>31678530>[X] Yell at the other two.Get the two with us, then we can try a plan or do something other than foolish attack a jonin by ourselves
>>31678530Just work together.No bullshit one liners.No tryhard anime speeches.No complex strategies and opening attacks.Just turn around and calmly let our team in on the fact that this is all a trick examination.
>>31678640Whats the point of revealing the deception?First we need to make an attempt to show them.THEN we get them working together.Because if Kakashi learns that we know, the outcome will be very much in doubt.
>>31678659Not trolled. Just proxied by anons who want to be 'right'.
>>31678665But then kakashi will auto fail us because they didn't get the "Lesson".That why we kept our mouth shut.
>>31678626This is a bad idea.
>>31678666I still say we should try asking for a bell before we do anything else. It won't work, but at least it'll be something unexpected.
>>31678488>http://strawpoll.me/1566935>Shikamaru 46%best husbando indeed.
>>31678530> Attack head on.Shit The other anon is right.>>31678663Change my vote to >[X] Attack head on.We need to lure kakashi into this.
>>31678684Lazy sex is best sex.
Rolled 6>>31678530>> Attack head on.SHITKICKER NO JUTSU!BERIEVE IT!
>>31678684>Implying it's not samefagged
>>31678666>Whats the point of revealing the deception?So that we work together>First we need to make an attempt to show them.Show them what?>THEN we get them working together.Won't need to if we just tell them>Because if Kakashi learns that we know, the outcome will be very much in doubt.It'll be because we calmly analyzed that this is bullshit and they wouldn't do that. No to mention we say a team of three Genin before.I have no doubt that other people recognized it fro the bullshit that it is.
>>31678684Ok. Now someone is faking the polls.That shit wasn;t like that a minute or two ago.So there 23 voters?
>>31678665No.The whole point is that we need to go through the motions of the lesson.Knowing from the start isn't the same thing as learning through this session.
We need to get separation.bunshin for triple might Gai pose. flee while Kaka screams internally.then try to rally teammates for glorious teamwork support etc etc.if that fails, we must make it look like we're working together. wait for Sasuke (or Saku-AHAHAHAHAHA) to engage Kakashi one on one. Henge into Sasuke and join the fray. Be sure to speak loudly of "THE PLAN!" and how "NICE JOB TEAMMATE!"
>>31678698>You get a boner yet?>No.... You get one?>No.>You wanna just lay here and be flaccid together>Kay>Love you>I love you too.
>>31678530>Make self hiddenRegroup with the rest of the squad after we've safely escaped his initial advantage.
>>31678684I don't really care about the gay/straight discussion, every quest-MC is bi anyways, but Sika is infinitely better than Sasuke.
>>31678713That could work, actually. Fake the teamwork.
>>31678709You really think that others haven't seen the test fro what it is?Do you think they immediatly failed them?More likely that they immediatly passed them.Because he sees that we are using teamwork and we pass. simple as that.
>>31678713That would fail even in canon manga naruto anon.>Make self hiddenWe got to do the smart thing for now.>>31678698>>31678719It either two trolls or one samefagging.Seriously though, no one really gives a shit about gay shit. No one except you.
>>31678684>All the things you could do with the weird shadow powersBest dom ever.
>>31678738why did they bolt away individually, then.
>>31678705The elemental poll is at 20 votes. There's only 4 more extra votes, and even if they're all proxies and you remove them all from shikamaru, he's still tied with hinata.
>>31678725No argument here. Man's loyal, friendly, intelligent, actually passionate when shit's important, competent, and comes with Choji as a best man.Not an easy package to beat.
>>31678709We obviously don't tell them we knew before hand.Just say "this is probably a trick to see if we'll work together by pitting us against eachother, it's basic, all we have to do is work together"
>>31678752or some dude can proxies both of the polls you know?
>>31678742it ain't gay if sexy no jutsu is involved
>>31678752there's like 10 legit votes, maybe.
>>31678768See, now you're getting a bit conspiracy theory-ish.
>>31678759And saying that is exactly what we dont want to do.Kakashi can probably hear us.
>>31678742Yes of course. All this conversation is just one person talking to himself.
>>31678777Anon, if it was that easy to mess with the polls, it that easy to mess with the OTHER polls.
>>31678768I've been in this thread since it started, long enough to see both straw polls, and the elemental one was capped at 19 for at least an hour. Plus it would have been dumb to spam the elemental poll, pretty much everyone agreed on that one anyway that lightning was cool and we were tired of water.
Alright, I need to say something about the madness of these votes.Outright working together is not exactly plausible as your teammates are of the opinion that someone's going back to academy.Loudly announcing the whole thing is BS is also kind of hard because you just met a stranger that told you what's up, but you've barely seen evidence otherwise.In any case, It's looking like the most likely course of action is to run back and tell either Sasuke or Sakor/both about the test and work together.If they trust/believe you.
>>31678771You don't have to put the "no" in there, we know what you mean.>>31678778So? Figuring that out is what this whole Test is about.Recognizing that is how you pass the exam
>>31678782Nay, there 2 troll faggots that bitch and whine about naruto.there already 4 negative votes on the archives. It was definetly trolls.
>>31678793NO.We ATTACK HEAD ON FIRSTAND NICE GUY POSE
>>31678793Let's just ask if they want to work together. If they act like assholes we'll just wait for one of them to attack and then use them as a distraction.
>>31678793Or just tell them it will be easier to get a bell if we work togeth
>>31678793That why we should all just raise up HIDE.Watch and observe. Make sasuke and sakura desperate and make them join us in cooperation.
>>31678797See, keep denying everything, it'll work eventually.
>>31678793All we have to do is calmly point out that Leaf Ninja are trained to work together and this isn't something that any but the Anbu would do.Remember how pretty much all of the Ninja academy they were told to work together and rely on teammates?
>>31678793just tell them that A.) He's a fucking jounin. He can kill us by looking at us.2.)We probably gonna have to work together>implying 2 man cells
> Nice guy pose and attack head on.> Fall back and contact Sakura.> Fall back and contact Sasuke.
>>31678793You may have to do a numbered vote.
>>31678793Sounds good. Let's do the "nice guy" pose first, though, just to mess with him. Maybe with a line along the line of "I'd still learn more from him than I would from you", just to drive it in.
>>31678793Nah that's stupid.If anything we say we get the bells first, and then we all beat the shit out of each other to decide who keeps them.Winner gets to choose who passes with them.
>>31678793Or do the Guy gimmick and steal the bells.
>>31678828> Fall back and contact Sakura.> Fall back and contact Sasuke.
>>31678835That's stupid and he wouldn't pass us because the idea is to cooperate with your team.Not to actually get the bells.
>>31678828> Nice guy pose and attack head on.
>>31678828So, l already voted for 3, but I just wanna say that I want this added too>>31678834A small insult before we go and disappear.
>>31678834>"I'd still learn more from him than I would from you",I'll second/third/whatever it
>>31678828voting Nice Guy pose in any case[proper vote in separate post]
>>31678873I'm calling bullshit on you having voted 3
>>31678884No anon, you retard. He would then ignore us like the fangirls. Then we will fail and the quest dies.No gay shit from you trolls.
>>31678873>>31678888The Nice Guy pose is fucking stupid and something that the canon Naruto would do.The quip about him teaching us better makes sense seeing as how we kinda hat kakashi right now but the pose is just stupid.
Seems consensus is for 3.
>>31678912>Forgetting that we are still a shittier ninja than Sakura.Only way our team will stop sucking is if we stop being such a bitter cunt.
>>31678915Sakura would add nothing to our success rate.At least with Sasuke, if we convince him, Sakura will do whatever sasuke is doing.Which mean teamwork.Get sasuke, get sakura. Win the bell test and go to bed.
>>31678915No, see, we've established something of a rapport with Sasuke. If we go to Sakura first, we might lose that.
>>31678915>canon sasuke is the worstftfyRemember, this is not canon quest, this is "everyone is actually a person with flaws and understandable motives portrayed realistically" quest
>>31678912Because it's easy to vote 1 and then say "i voted three, but include 1 in three"just in case you lose.
>>31678924Clearly its one and insulting him.
>>31678928Sasuke at least respect naruto a LITTLE bit compare to Sakura fangirl all the time became a ninja for sasuke thing she has.
>>31678932Except Sakura isn't really all that into Sasuke anymore.Have you just kind of tuned out pretty much every post involving her?>>31678935...That doesn't mean he'll be less of an asshole at first.
>>31678924I am sure all those three votes are just one faggot using proxy.
>>31678947Your grammar is atrocious.Either go to sleep or kill yourself.
You guys know that the whole Sakura apologizing to us is because Sasuke bitched her out about us like he did in the Anime right?
>>31678947Hey, man.She said sorry yesterday.Bitch knows she was a bitch, now we gotta build teamwork.Between three people, not two, we need the cheese for our sandwitch.
>>31678954Maybe, but he's an easily understood asshole. If he disagrees and wants to lone wolf it, that's fine. We don't have to insist on it. All we have to do is wait for him to get his ass handed to him by Kakashi, dig him out of the ground, and ask him if he'd rather not have someone to dig him out next time he goes after the bells.
>>31678967>Every decision that goes against me is from gay troll proxies, I am never in the wrong
>>31678943Um, I'm not voting that we attack him. I'm just voting for the quip of telling Kakashi that Guy would still be a better teacher than him.You DO know what option 1 was, right?
>>31678954 I get the feeling that there's a lot of people wrapped up in their own thing right now.Because I've tried to make it very clear that something happened off screen.
>>31678954Sakura can't actually DO anything.Also Sasuke is likely to see that we will be of some use. He is also likely to realize the test is bullshit.
>>31678954That for only about 3 posts. The first is the eye guilt thing, the second is her sitting with naruto and the third is the sorry thing.She sorry about what she did to naruto in their childhood but she still a ninja due to her love of sasuke...and maybe being a family ninja but that shit isn't canon.
>>31678971Which is why we need to go find sakura after we find sasuke
>>31678924>Sasuke Uchiha>the voice of reason
>>31678975>>31678967The irony in this, is that you can tell by the way that guy misspells things that he is literally the only one in this thread who is outraged by the possibility of being gay. Everyone else is passively annoyed at worst, if they even disagree at all.
>>31678943>>31678980You know. Right after he insulted us for wearing the tracksuit he gave us. Remember that?
>>31678982It's like five in the morning, here. Can you remind me so my tired brain doesn't have to try to put thoughts together? I really should just go to sleep.
>>31678982see>>31678970>>31678980Yeah, but the Pose if fucking stupid
>>31678982I just got here and read the "Previously" summaries up top.
>>31678982I thought it was pretty damn clear sasuke told her to piss off or something.
>>31678982Yea, some of us got it, but it was a bit too subtle for some of your 'weaker' readers.
>>31678994Yes, apparently. Since he was apparently the one who got Sakura to apologize to Naruto in the anime as well.>>31679005>Yeah, but the Pose if fucking stupidDid you actually read what I said in the post you first replied to? Did you?
>>31678970I remember that that happened, but I don't remember exactly what gets said. What is it that gets said?
>>31678982So Sasuke told her to piss off or something? That might have happened while Naruto was on his way there.
>>31678996I am up for anythingas long as sexy jutsu is used at some pointbecause the result would amuse me in someway
>>31678990She's smart.If we get her to think she can put the pieces together on her own.And Sasuke might listen to her because she knows things.
>>31678996Actually. There's one or two people supporting being gay. One guys arguing against them.Then the rest of us recognizing you for the trolls you are and ignoring you.
>>31679020Happened while Naruto was at Yamanaka's.When he came back to the academy to meet Kakashi Sakura was moping about and wouldn't really smile or anything.
>>31679020It happened yesterday, when we walked out for lunch.And then continued to happen today.Not sure how you missed that.
>>31679020>>31679019Yea, Sasuke basically tells Sakura that she's a dumb sheltered bitch for wishing she had no parents like Naruto so she could do whatever she wants, and that she is incredibly insensitive and moronic for being unable to understand the loneliness that having no family members entails.
>>31679015Yep, this is what the reply train led me to.> Let's do the "nice guy" pose firstI'm saying that's fucking stupid.
>>31679040Oh.>>31679041Shit man. It been YEARS since I saw naruto from the beginnings.
>>31679047And did you read what I said? What I said, specifically?
>>31679047Yes. Yes it is.It is also something that will give Kakashi nightmares.And after that insult, he totally had it coming.
>>31679041>>31679054It's cool, I had to look it up myself. What's fucked is that it never came up. Ever. Again. Ever.
>>31679054Just read Drans posts a bit more carefully.Don't rush to post.
>>31679040Oh, that? No, I got that. I thought you were talking about something else. Yeah, I'm definitely too tired to keep questing tonight, if I'm drawing false conclusions. Goodnight, everyone.
>>31679003remember that chapter episode, where Narudo transformed into sasuke and tried to trick Sakura into hating Sasuke but he got diarrhea and had to run away?and then the real sasuke showed and Sakura shittalked Narudo about how orphans are the drizzling shits and then Sasuke told her STFU IMMA orphan! check your family privilege CIS SCUM!that second part still happened and since we're not romantically pursuing her she hasn't been such raging bitch.so that serving of humble pie from Sauce gay plus not pissing her off every 5 seconds has reduced her overall bitch level to tolerable levelsand the time it to write this post, 5 different anons and Dran are explained ityou can stop reading this post now.seriously, there's nothing left hereI mean it
Y'know.We know jack shit about the way Kakashi fights. How abouts we use some clone and transformation Jutsus to see his moves so we can actually formulate a plan for teamwork?
>>31679055yep>Sounds good. Let's do the "nice guy" pose first, though, just to mess with him. Maybe with a line along the line of "I'd still learn more from him than I would from you", just to drive it in.Doing the pose, for any reason whatsoever, is fucking stupid.
>>31679083That's not me. Why did you think it was me? I was the guy quoting it saying that we should do the insult.
>>31679081Aim for the testicals
>>31679081We don't have actual clones.Just illsuions.And Kakashi would toy with us without actually fighting us
You frown to your “sensei” looking him right in the eye with the coldest expression you cam muster,”I'd at least learn more from him than you.”That gets him to stare back at you hard for a moment before being replaced by a look of interest,”Really? We'll have to see about that then... You gonna do something? A frontal attack is... Well, it's not a good idea.”You turn tail and run, “Don't you think I know that?! Baka!” You zigzag through the trees until you're sure he must've lost track of you. Dipping into the bushes, you search for where Sasuke must've gone. It takes a while and Kakasho doesn't move from his spot, but you eventually get near the Uchiha to talk.“Hey Sasuke, what's say we work together to take him down? I'll distract him while you go in for the bells?”Sasuke doesdn't much respond but with a backwards glare,”Get out of here,” He whispers harshly,” I don't need a loser to help me.”Gritting your teeth, you can feel your face twitch in anger at that. Yeah, he's on your list if you ever had one.Well, the other one for teamwork then is... Sakura.> End Thread
>>31679097Weak ninja gotta do what a weak ninja's gotta do.>>31679108>We don't have actual clones.No shit.But he ain't using sharingon so fuck him. If I remember right thats the only reason they manage to get him in the end because they see a weekness in his fighting.
>>31679081Well this is why I suggested charging in.
>>31679123They don't get him.Have you seen the show?
>>31679114Thanks for running
>>31679114Gosh, Sasuke was a cunt, what a fucking surprise. So whens the next thread?
>>31679114Should've figured.Sadly, kinda anticlimactic, but I suppose I saw it coming too.
>>31679114AND THIS.Is exactly why I didn't want to ask for help first.They need to fail on their own first.Before they'll be ready to work together.
>>31679114Well shit.Then Naruto and Sakura got to plan around getting the bells, using sasuke attack to blind side Kakashi and steal the bells.
>>31679114If you try and force a love interest with Sakura I will find you and rip off your dick.But seriously. Don't insert unneeded Romance Drama where it isn't needed. Especially if it's just to fuck with your players.
>>31679114I got a better idea then asking Sakura>Wait till Sasuke does his attack>Move in and force teamwork>Acquire bell
>>31679114>people actually thought he'd listenishygddttime for Sakura "Sensible Shoes" Haruno
>>31679146Then I suppose the thing to do is to offer the same thing to Sakura, have her inevitably refuse, then wait for them to commit to their own attempts before giving the same deal.As to who would get the bells if we manage to snatch them? Team vote. Not that we'd really care about it, it'd just be something to tell them to get everyone to work together. Once (if) we succeed, we can reveal that the whole test was a sham.
>>31679155Not forcing it, but if she becomes tolerable I'll feel good about it.Relationships are second to Acquiring jutsus and amassing god-like power anyway.
>>31679155>>31679114Yeah, you do shit just to fuck with your players way to much in your quests.Not that i think you're doing it now, just telling you.
>>31679156Get sakura to join us cause she smart enough to know that one genin can't steal from a jonin.Force Teamwork into sasuke until his thick ass skull realize that genin can't fight jonin by themselves.Get the bells. Give them to sasuke and sakura.Pass the test.
>>31679168"You two can have it. He insulted Gai-Sensei.I just want the pleasure of wiping that smirk off his face."
So.Comments, questions, concerns?Good, the bad, the weird?
>>31679194Nah, that's a horrible way to lead things in. Sasuke and Sakura would probably be too suspicious.
>>31679200Just glad.Glad you didn't give this up.
>>31679179So when is the next thread?
>>31679179Yeah, I'm just saying if we clearly show we're not interested, stop giving us alone character development time with her. Just creates unneeded drama.More of a heads up for the future
>>31679194Even if we didn't know about the test, I would still vote for that.Gai-Sensei was naruto first TRUE teacher and father figure. Even for just one day, one moment, he gave naruto that spark of hope.
>>31679200Question: What time zone do you live in? Because seriously, it's always so late for me when you run these. I really like this quest, but I think I'm going to have to drop it for the sake of my sleep schedule.
>>31679179>Relationships are second to Acquiring jutsus and amassing god-like power anyway.Sometimes I find it hard to believe that you've QM'd as many quests as you have.
>>31679211>we're her teammate>no alone character interaction timeSon, I've got bad news.
>>31679179Yeah, I agree with you Dran. She seems way less annoying so far. Would be funny if she ever came crawling to us for an apology one day. Interesting character moment. I'd like her as a possible romance choice too once she's more tolerable and not retarded.But yeah. Jutsu and powers are more important.
>>31679200Felt like it either ended too quick or too early.You gave like an hour of time for everyone to get retarded, and that detracted from the remainder of the thread.
>>31679200>Good, the bad, the weird?It is naruto. It is shit. What do you expect?
>>31679221DEVELOPMENTMore of a "we don't wanna deal with your emotional bullshit" than not interacting with her.
>>31679200Happy you didn't drop Despite our retarded playerbase kinda doubling it feels like.Sad thread moved so slow.Wish we could run more often to get more done
>>31679211Uh anon. This is about survival.Stop bitching about it. Besides, Sasuke knock her down a peg. She might not be a bitch.Which means she might get encourage by us to get stronger, not to die you know.Which means building trust, connections, influence, charisma and image that naruto needs to live as much as air.
>>31679243Yeah, but interacting with her could move us past that bullshit. Naruto letting go of his bitterness over her betraying their friendship would be a good bit of character development. Not for the golden child canon Naruto where he forgives all and is everyone's friend. Just for the sake of showing him as maturing, being capable of putting aside past grievances and becoming something more than he once was. He'll never become stronger than God if he lets himself get mired in the past so easily.
So, barring Sakura listening to reason, it looks like we'll probably have fake teamwork.elaborate uses of henge and maybe a bunshin (can we make bunshins of people besides ourself?)
>>31679255I know.None of that requires relationship building time.Whatever, i'm gonna drop it now because none of you are getting the point i was trying to make.
>>31679200>CommentsWay too many people are imposing how much they hate certain characters into the thread when the point is acting like a person, not shitting on people you hated in the anime, I feel.You also need to stop sperging when not waiting for a vote. A little is okay, but it feels like you let it distract you for a long ass time sometimes.Glad you didn't drop, though. I enjoy the future this quest may have. Want to see it.
>>31679222She already did apologize.
>>31679269She's pretty reasonable
>>31679282Nah, I meant a more proper one. One we actually pretended to hear instead of ignore.
>>31679263That a good way of looking into it.If Naruto can't let go of something like hate on his path to supremacy, he will never reach it.If Sasuke embrace hate like canon for his goals, Naruto discarded it for his own goals.
>>31679269Arguably, just the fact that we went around trying to recruit the others should get us a pass. No way Kakashi isn't aware of our movements in the brush. Of course, knowing him, he's still going to do the bullshit "tied to a log" thing.
>>31679282Our character didn't hear it
>>31679269What we need to do is just bring up how it doesn't make sense, and let her connect the dots on her own.Like when she's not drowning in her own insecurity, she should make a capable strategist.
>>31679301It's kinda funny ain't it?"Hey what's your name?"*wind*"What do you want?""N-Nothing..."*wind*God damn this place is windy. you'd almost think it was hidden in leaves.
I really hope we don't fight Neji in the Chunin Exams.I hope we fight a Sound Ninja just so we can kill without feeling guilty.
>>31679291>>31679313if she listens, great! the job just got easierjust saying prepare for the possible rejection>>31679298It means we won't get tied to the stump>>31679301>You hear something, but only just barely as a slight breeze rustles the trees within the courtyard.>“Sorry.”>You hear something>You hear
>>31679337>, but only just barely as a slight breeze rustles the trees within the courtyard.implies it's inaudible
>>31679317Oh you son of a bitch. You made me laugh.
>>31679345>but only just barely sounds like we just caught
>>31679217US Mountain time. Always forget the GMT.>>31679233I was a bit distracted. At first by something else I was doing and then for... well. Whatever happened.>>31679249I was kinda waiting to hear something good now and then. Consensus was also very all over the place.You guys are really paranoid about routes too. I don't think I've ever really made anything like a "route" an ironclad thing. What is this, a visual novel? >>31679208I'll post it in twitter. Too soon to say for sure right now.>>31679279I agree on these points.My initial failing in the part about sperging came from correcting that whole nature release bullshit.And really, I'm trying to make these characters at least develop more than they did in the series along with keeping things consistent rather than irrevocably forgotten.>>31679317Wind is loud yo. I intend to abuse it whenever I can. I'll abuse the sea in the land of waves, or the majestic call of a transdimensional space-duck.>>31679336Set in stone that you're fighting Neji unless something happens before that.He's not likely to destroy you in the near future though, so there's that.
>>31679353Wait what?Why are we set in stone to fight neji in the first round? Dranule, if you are gonna run a quest, make the tournament placements random. For all we know, Neji fights against Gaara and loses and Lee fights against that sound guy and wins.Don't make it exactly canon, each piece of divergence will ripple and create more divergence.
>>31679353Then we better learn some Fucking Range Jutsu.Preferably Lightning because he can't block that with his spinny shit.
>>31679353>Something goodWell, the writing is as good as I usually expect from you, which is points for you, I think.Otherwise, not too much happened...but I am really digging the 'new Sakura' I am seeing hints of. I hope we can see more of that in future threads, possibly even have a heart to heart eventually and maybe break away some of this rage that colors all our thoughts.>Consensus was all over the placeYeah, that's what I meant by retard fanbase doubling. No idea what's up.>Route lockstg is always afraid of that shit, dude, like seriously, it's really rather retarded.I'd honestly prefer relationships get developed naturally by you, without us having a ton of input. Because we're just going to flip flop like idiots. Especially with such a large fanbase.
>>31679353>Set in stone that you're fighting NejiThat's stupid
>>31679368Hey. Anon.>>31679353>Set in stone that you're fighting Neji unless something happens before that.
>>31679345no it doesn't.it clearly states we heard her, just barely but we did hear her.
>>31679368He said "unless something happens before that". As we currently stand, we haven't altered the timeline enough to avoid the Neji fight. That could easily change.
>>31679389So Neji or us have to die, get injured, or removed from the exam or we will be fighting.
>>31679353>Nature ReleaseWell honestly, it's your fucking quest. You can do whatever you god damn please with the universe and I'd be fine with it.Oh and>Developing charactersMm. I can see it, I think. It's most evident in Sakura right now, even if it's subtle. I am kinda hype for us trying to talk to her, and getting angry if she tries to question us. Wonder what that'll go like.
>>31679370Lightning or wind to fuck up his own spinnying shit.Seriously though, we need Jutsu BAD. We got noting but the basic three. Good enough to survive but we get WRECK against any ninja that is experienced and got some jutsu.clone jutsu got no shadows and we aren't good enough to use genjutsu to cover that shit up.Transformation jutsu can do some weird shit like being turn into a throwing giant star. Might be able to do some insane stuff if we sneaking about it.Replacement jutsu is our oh shit button. Like we are in mid air and there a fireball coming to burn our to death.What we need is an offensive ranged. jutsu. Shoot lightning or wind attack. ninja stars are not gonna cut it.
>>31679394It says that we heard something, but couldn't make out what it was.
>>31679353>route locksI think that kind of mentality is just more common with quests that have high power levels
>>31679353>Space duckYou evil bastard. I will kunai the fuck out of some ducks.Oh also>Neji is less likely to destroy youBecause we're not stupid? That's cool. I still say Naruto burrowing underground with his hands was stupid tho. That was totally earth jutsu shit.
>>31679396The only way to do that is make sure one of us does not fight in the first round of the Chunnin Exam.
>>31679389Dran, did we hear the "sorry" from pinkie?
>>31679429.....Anon. It was covered.Hidden by the sound of falling leaves.
>>31679394>>31679398Or Hinata pulls a win.>>31679378>I'd honestly prefer relationships get developed naturally by you, without us having a ton of input. Because we're just going to flip flop like idiots. Especially with such a large fanbase.I've started to do that in AoPH too. Guess I'll do that for DLN. It's just easier.>>31679422>>Neji is less likely to destroy you in the near futureZabuza/Haku are your metagame's worries. I'll give you prep-time.>>31679429Nah m8, fuck'n notorious leaves. Quiet as a church mouse was her voice.
Rolled 28>>31679462> fighting hinataI'D RATHER FIGHT NEGI
>>31679462don't you mean quiet as a space duck ?
>>31679422Really all we have to do to beat Neji is wear Armor.Anything that covers up our chakra points and he can't do shit.>>31679462>Or Hinata pulls a win.This is actually possible if we get any serious interaction with her. With the whole confidence boosting thing.Can you give us some more time with her? She keeps running away and that shits annoying, maybe ask her to train with us?
>>31679462>I've started to do that in AoPH too. Guess I'll do that for DLN. It's just easier.It ends up more coherent I think. I mean, we can have clear preferences, and such, but people who don't have that preference are going to push as hard as they can to stop it, and mess up the narrative.So, if we're leaning towards a certain type of relationship with someone, go ahead and make the 'IC' decision for them.The only reason I really think this is a good idea is because there are like 30 of us in here, god damn. And hell, half of the thread got consumed with arguing about gays.I love your work man, but I swear to christ you attract oceans of anons at your stead. It kinda pisses me off.
>>31679462>Zabuza/Haku are your metagame's worries. I'll give you prep-time.Yeah, metagame is part of the problem really. Still, we know we'll be doing some serious ninja shit soon anyway, so it's good to be prepared for those two...but uhI'll be honest man. Without Nine tails, I don't see how we're gonna win.Oh also the first fight with Zabuza is gonna end with his death. Because I hate the trope of 'he 'died' but wasn't really dead! And I want Naruto to slit his throat when he goes down or some shit just to spite Haku.
>>31679518ALWAYS do the Double Tap.Always.
>>31679481Hinata fights Neji in prelims.If she wins there then the lineup will change.>>31679518Nah, Zabuza died. And why spite Haku?
>>31679462>Zabuza/Haku are your metagame's worries. I'll give you prep-time.hey um, assuming we live through that.. can we have Zabuza's sword?I know its XBAWKS HUEG but even if we can't wield it, it could