Twitter: @HeroRena>Last time on HERO QUEST!>We joined Rena as she recruited Threepunch-Man to her group of super powered heroes/villains. The Rank 1 S-Class Hero was able to mend his relationship with the Rank 1 S-Class Villain, Lord of Death.>Rena then had to take on the terrifying Spine Ravager. Monster Maestro interfered and summoned another of the horrific beasts into the city where they rampaged and did other horrible things.>We now join another character doing a different horrible thing.
>'Renaldo held the wounded hero in his strong, muscled arms and wept. He wept for the dying man he held in his arms. For their broken future. For the injustice of the situation.>"Renaldo... Don't cry for me..." Saphire Blade manages to choke out. "Dying by your side... It's more than I could ever dream.">"You're not going to die!" Renaldo cried out, tears streaming down his face.>'He leans in for a kiss, sure that it will heal his lover and-'
>>31563274Proper term is yaioi.
>>31563287No, I mean the name is gay as fuck
>>31563254Wait, is Saphire Blade the rule 63 version of Jade Revolver?
>>31563312So is the character in case you're unable to read.
>>31563320and renaldo is r63 rena, yes
>>31563384You're the kind that likes to shout anti-homosexual howls at bleeding walruses, aren't you ?
???: "Eliza?">Someone knocks on the girl's door and opens it. She slams her computer's screen down on the desk in a panic."DAD! I told you to knock!"Void: "Oh, I'm sorry. I just wanted to remind you that your Villain Society Exam is at 3 today.""I know dad!"Void: "Okay. I know you'll do well, you've got the genes for it.""Just leave me alone, dad!"Void: "Alright, Eliza.""Jade!"V: "Jade. I've got to go but I'll try and come back to pick you up, okay?""Okay!">Void leaves the room.Oh man... I think I broke my screen... All my work...
>>31563320Could be somebody else too
>>31563443The fuck does that mean?
>>31563472>Oh man... I think I broke my screen... All my work...Ask some tech savy individual to save the hard drive.>>31563486
>>31563472You didn't actually break your computer only the screen.
>>31563472Time to take a trip to the electronics store. New laptop wooo!Maybe we could even look at getting one of those fancy new jPads
>>31563472>Oh man... I think I broke my screen... All my work...AwesomeWe don't need the universe even more broken than as it is
>>31563472Many programs autosave every so often and you can replace the screen. Your work probably isn't lost.You should try the real thing anyway. I heard everyone else is~
>>31563472Open the laptop back, hit Ctrl+S to make sure the file is saved (if you didn't before closing it). Even if the screen is dead, disk should be alright, so you can just swap it into another computer and still access all your work.
>>31563472Shouldn't you be cramming for a presumably important exam rather than writing about two guys macking on each other?
>>31563472Oh Hey jade, we're the voices Rena was talking about. Nice to meet you.Be warned though, at least Half of the voices here want lesbians relations.Perfect for you fanfics huh?
>>31563472Do you want Rena to kiss you like Renaldo kissed Sapphire Blade?During your villain exam you definitely shouldn't think about being held by her. Or kissing her.It wouldn't be go to think about what it would be like to be Rena's loyal side kick and how nice it would be to have her fall in love with your diligence and funky spirit while adventuring together during your villain exam.
>>31563472Look up at your posters dreamily. That always calmed you down.Proceed to cram like crazy.
>Jade Revolver lifts up her screen... It seems to be okay. Just to be sure she saves her work. The Adventures of Renaldo and Sapphire Blade are her most popular works. Her fans would be crushed if the latest chapter was delayed for a silly reason.>>31563577Uhm... It's not really much of an exam. I just need to do something villainy. I don't really want to though. I don't want to be a Villain. Villains are lame.>>31563609Haha, what? No. These are just fanfics. I could never even think of doing anything to Rena. She's just way to cool.But yeah, I should probably focus a bit more... It's just been a sucky day so I figured I'd burn off some stress by writing. It usually makes me feel better.But not today. If anything it's just making things worse.>She closes some chat windows and sighs. Being the #1 Rena Fan was a tough job. Doing that and being a Villain? It would be even more difficult.
>>31563727Nonsense! Villains are awesome!
>>31563727Put on a mask and become a hero instead!Call yourself the masked revolver!
>>31563727Well then dont go? Hang out with some friends or something
>>31563727Go for a run. Villain or not you really could use some exercise to unwind.
>>31563727but if you're a villain, then you can get first hand combat experience for your fics!
>>31563727You're right, Villains are lame. They'd probably do lame stuff like try to join the Heroes association but then just turn around and attack someone out of anger or something.Villains suck.
>>31563727Be a villain that fights villainsYou're gonna be a villain just because of how much of a dick you are
>>31563727Is this the first time hearing the voices Jade, you seem rather calm.If you don't want to do it then don't.If your forced then do something very, very minor like loitering, jaywalking, littering
>>31563727>stickers around the screenI know you're like 12 or something, but... please don't.
>>31563727If you're a villain you can be hit by a rock thrown by Rena herself.You could even keep it.
>>31563727You could try the double-villain angle. Do things that seem really mean at first glance, but underneath the surface (or in the long-term) it makes everything better for everyone. That way, you can play the treachery/deception angle up while defying villainy. But firstly, why don't you want to be a villain?
>>31563816This. Villains get befriended and friendzoned, heroes just get friendzoned.
>>31563727>I don't want to be a Villain. Villains are lame.Not all of the villains are bad people. Some of Rena's best friends are villains.As for what you can do, maybe you could sneak into a museum and steal some priceless artifact. Are you any good at stealth and infiltration?
>>31563816Or develop a new kind of fetish...Rockplay
>>31563727Come out of the closet to your father.You want to be a hero.
If you want to pass the villain exam here is what you do. Print out tons of yaoi fanfics and glue them EVERYWHERE. Make sure they're bad ones too, that should cause a fair bit of chaos
>>31563727Disguise yourself as a hero's boyfriend and seduce him to steal his secrets!>captcha: andomals devote
>>31563812I'm 16... And what's wrong with my stickers? I think they're cool. Like hat buttons but on the screen.>>31563772Oh man... That would be soooo cool! I have stuff like that stashed away just in case, too.>>31563777I uh... All of my friends are on the computer. I'm kinda doing that right now.>>31563791But... That's outside...>>31563794...........>>31563859I'm pretty good at that kinda stuff but... I don't want to be a villain. At all, if possible.See... It's kinda been my dream to do a teamup with Rena and take on some super powerful bad guys like The Plague Doctor or Sister. That would be so cool... Me with my guns and her with her strong arms. We would make the ultimate team up!But my mom and dad are both Villains and I guess they want me to do the same...Rena didn't pick being a Villain so I don't want to either.
>>31563935>rena has breasts in jade's fantasyjade, rena is flatter than you
>>31563935Rena didn't pick being a hero either, you know
>>31563935>But my mom and dad are both Villains and I guess they want me to do the same...Wait, if your father is the void, who is your mother?
>>31563935If you go the hero route, you'll probably have to fight your father. How do you think you'd do? What are his powers?
>>31563935Well Rena is a heartbreaking manchild. I wouldn't use her as a role model.Anti-Hero, on the other hand... She could be the Bruce to your Terry. Batman Beyond, ya know?
>>31563935Text rena, see if she's free for some video gamesShe DID say she wanted to play again some time
>>31563935Lookm you could be like Anti-Hero, only the other way around. Anti-Villian! You do bad things but for a good reason. Or good things for a bad reason. Fact of the matter is, you get to do whatever you want and no one would be able to tell you you're doing it wrong, because that's how you work!
>>31563935Why exactly do you want to be a Hero? It's a pretty glamourized profession, but a lot of them seem to miss the point. Heroism is about helping people and saving lives, and I want to be sure you understand that.
Man, what's up with the Hero Quest universe? It's like nobody had any friends before Rena showed up.
>>31563935If your parent's love you, they'll accept it.If not, Rena will save you! You win either way!
>>31563935Rena does very little fighting actually. She mostly just hangs out with villains and gets paid for listening their problems, beating them at Mario kart and eating their food.
>>31563935Rena does team ups with villains all the time. She spends most of her time hanging out with that huge lesbian, MM+.Who's your mum, by the way?
>>31563935Hey did you see that awesome Rena/Void fic? It was suuuuper hot.
>>31564039Might have something to do with living in a post-apocalyptic world, randomly getting (possibly fucked up powers) powers, joining one of two fucked up organizations and proceeding to get paid for beating the shit out of each other.
>>31563935Rena almost never hangs with heroes.
>>31563287>Proper term is yaioi.WRONG
>>31564114Like the best one there is.
>>31563935What exactly is the Villain Organization's goal? What things do they pay their members to do? That's been kind of unclear. Do they just want people to create mayhem for the sake of mayhem?
>>31564173Maybe they run a protection racket and are in bed with construction companies.
>>31563964Actually there's some debate about that! The current theory is that she sorta tapes them down so they don't get in the way of fighting. I've commissioned some art of her and I think she looks better with full breasts.>>31563966But she did stay with them! So that means something.>>31563973>>31564065My mom is The Top. She's an A-Class Villain. Not as strong as my dad but still pretty good.>>31564048But I've seen her fights! Like against Jiang-Shi and the Cliche Mobster! She kicked butt! And that Spine Ravager battle where she used her feminine charm! It was awesome!>>31564114Oh... Oh my... I did not... Uhm... I'll avoid that one...>>31564008I already called her... She's not picking up.>>31564010But... I won't get to team up with Rena...>>31564173Well, from what I can tell they destroy stuff and cause chaos. This creates work for the normies and the Heroes fight the villains. We both get paid mostly with the profits from our merch sales.>>31564042So... I should just tell my parents I don't want to be a Villain?
>>31563935Your parents are kinda fucked up aren't they? What's up with them exactly? Tell us about them a bit.
>>31564231>tapes them downAHAHAHAHAH
>>31564231>So... I should just tell my parents I don't want to be a Villain?You have to come out someday, better do it now then having your parents catch you in the act.
>>31564231Yes. Tell them you want to be a hero. They'll probably think it's just a phase, but you'll show them! You'll be an ally of justice! You'll team up with Rena constantly!Also, there is a lot of frenemies bullshit going on between the two sides, so you can remain in good will with your parents.
>>31564231https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6oGytt0HiwSHE'S THE TOPSHE'S THE COLISEUMSHE'S THE TOPSHE'S THE LOUVRE MUSEUMI swer 2 gd if she doesn't wear a top hat when on the jobWell, one way or another Jade I think you will be able to be happy as a villian. You can break things and then Rena will have to come and stop you! It's like having her on-call all day! You don't even have to hurt anyone.
>>31564231>Actually there's some debate about that!Let's settle that debate. There's nothing there. We know.
>>31564231>My mom is The Top>pic.Like against Jiang-Shi and the Cliche Mobster! She kicked butt!You do know she was a half-vampire at that time, right?Also no, she's flat as plank
>>31564231>Rena with boobs.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>31564231>My mom is The TopDo tell us more.
>>31564231>Actually there's some debate about that!No, not really. If she had any less breasts, they'd be concave.
>>31564231>The TopOh man, with a name like that there must be some great The Top/Void fics.Also Rena is definitely flat. To prove it you should impersonate Chet Manlystache and write her a letter asking her to meet up at a swimming pool for training.Then you'll "just happen" to be there and maybe you can show her that cute swimming suit you have.
>>31564231You've seen her when she's not working, though. She is flat. A flatty flat flat.You should definitely tell your parents you don't want to be a Villain. What's the worst that could happen?
>>31564231>My mom is The TopWhat happens when she's 'popped'. And is she related to Edgemurder.
>>31564231I wonder why noone has told you yet that an evil version of Rena is currently active.If you became a villain you could totally team up with her.I heard she even has a cool katana.
>>31564376What would happen if Edgemurder wore The Top?
>>31564370>What's the worst that could happen?They could disinherit her. of her genome, because she's not worthy toc arry villian genes if she's not going to be a villian i.e. murder her.
>>31564402That would make a great fic.
>>31564231Why would you think she has anything there. You've seen that she's flat as a board.
>>31564402If possible could Edgemurder 'pop' The Top?
>>31564231Wait, so the reason the dome city isn't expanding is because people are too busy cleaning up after villains? That's kind of screwed up. At least it keeps the crazies somewhat under control.Could you do something that seemed evil but didn't actually cause harm? Like, kidnapping someone and then holding them for ransom in the wasteland, so some newbie heroes would get experience in the outdoors?
>>31564489She should be sharp enough to.
>>31564231>My mom is The Top.Sounds like fun.So what powers do they have? Does Void have some kind of portal-opening power?
>>31564469As you can see, she was too busy to notice.
>>31564513Don't forget about the monsters that live outside mate.
>>31564489If she did, the fun would not stop
>>31564489Wait, 'pop' or 'pop'?
>>31564231You should commission more art of her. For science.
>>31564231Maybe you could help some other villain do something. Is Robo-Maid still officially in the Org?
My mom's powers use... Tops. Like, spinning tops. She's basically an evil beyblader. She has some pretty cool ones like exploding tops or smoke bomb tops. I almost blew my hand off as a kid playing with her spinney tops.>>31564469But I've never seen her naked... They could still be there... Don't crush my dreams!>>31564388An evil Rena? What?>>31564363>>31564315>>31564307>>31564266Don't... Don't be so mean...>>31564569I already have a bunch!>>31564513Well we can't expand the dome at all so we're kinda stuck here.Anyway, I guess I'll just tell my parents I really want to be a Hero. They're not -that- bad. Well, maybe my dad.There is a small chance he might kick me out. But I'll be okay! I have $100 saved up and stashed under my bed so I should be okay on my for a while!And then I need to convince the Hero Association to forgive me for shooting that one guy.
>>31564602I don't get why you think that as a villain you can't team up with a hero, Lord of Death is doing exactly that with Threepunch-man and few other heroes to beat NegaRena.
The best way to rise in ranks is to try to get demoted. That's how Rena did it. You might get paid for just talking about fan fiction to heroes.
>>31564565I was trying (albeit poorly) to make an innuendo. So whichever one that is.
>>31564602You'll be fine.Parents love kids, good or evil.And if you get kicked out, Rena will probably let you bunk with her!
>>31564602Just start shooting C class villains until the hero association accepts you.
>>31564602>$100You... have you ever been out much?
>>31564602I'm sure if you go to Rena's apartment and cry a little bit, she'd let you stay with her until you can get a place of your own.
>>31564602doesn't rena team up with the monster family ALL THE TIME?
>>31564602You look like a cute dog here. Girl you are cute. I wanna bite you.
>>31564655It's that supposed to be a joke?
>>31564602you should show us some of that art we need to see if it matchs the real thing
>>31564602did you know the person that convinced rena to join the hero association was one of those wimpy rangersshouldn't you retrace rena's footsteps if you want to be as great a hero as her?
>>31564602You might want to wait until after the exam to tell your parents about the Hero thing. Otherwise, they might think you are just anxious and trying to get out of the exam.
>>31564602>My mom's powers use... Tops. Like, spinning tops.Does she also partake in divination by any chance?
>>31564602Keeping money under your bed? That's so irresponsible. What would Rena say?
>>31564602well, first thing's first.you could totally get rena to put you up in her house if she's not busy.Which she is sometimes. Occasionally she's in the hospital and the like.Second thing, have you ever asked your dad why he's a villain? It might provide insight.
>>31564648>Accidentally shoots heroes>Gets recruited as a C-rank villain.
>>31564602I thought your mother was dead.Also, didn't you say that your dad was liable to kill Rena if he found out you were hanging out? You really shouldn't be too hasty about this.
>>31564602>Don't... Don't be so mean...>pointing out that Rena indeed is flat-chested>meanB-but that's not how it works...
>>31564602>stashed under my bedBe careful with dimensinal gateways opening to alternate universes. They are known to vacuum money stashed under beds.
>>31564602The hero life is not for you girl, you shoot a man in the leg because of a incredible petty thing.You would do much better as villain and villain team up with heroes all time, you should at least try being a villain for a day or two.
>>31564602You'll need at least $2000 if you want to have any kind of fallback money. Not really a problem though, as Rena literally lost all her money and made back like $50000 before the day was up. She could help finance you until you become a hero!
>>31564602Don't worry, if you run out of money I hear that ex-villain Rena is reforming, Robomaid, knows how to make some really quick! She might give you advice as a fellow (aspiring) disciple of Rena's.
>>31564602Okay, better idea. Convince the hero association to forgive you FIRST. Then if it doesn't work out you won't be homeless with no income! Of course then you'll basically have to be a villain but that's better than being a bum.The Evil Rena is the one from your fanfic where she kills a bunch of heroes and keeps Sparkle as her blind loveslave. THAT FANFIC IS TRUE.
>>31564602>I have $100 saved up and stashed under my bedDidn't you get like couple grand from Rena to upgrade your presumed Hero costume?
>>31564602screw you, itty bitty titties are the best
>>31564745>>31564602WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COUPLE GRAND JADERENA WAS TOO DUMB TO TAKE IT BACK
Tell your dad you're infiltrating hero association. Collect double paycheck.
>>31564745Maybe she gave them back once the jig was up.
>>31564745she likely spent it on pics
>>31564732Oh that's true. Monster Maestro is a villain and she isn't a bad person.Oh god. What if Revolver teamed up with Evil Rena? Then she could be a villain AND hang out with Rena, sortof.
>>31564745She probably spent them on commissions or something.
>>31564777I don't think she'd take negaRena too well, as she is NOT like her idolized Rena.
>>31564777She can hang out with normal Rena even if she's a villain, do you think that Rena care about thing like that?
Huh. Jade, how did you first hear about Rena?
>>31564745Clearly she spent that on commissions and Rena brand vibrators.
>>31564777That Rena would kill her within the minute.
>>31564807The TV, I would guess.
>>31564807TV! She was all over the news a few months ago.>>31564745I... I spent it all on figures and commissions and stuff... I am not good with money.>>31564655Haha......>>31564732But... I didn't mean to. I just got so angry and... I felt really bad after it. I don't shoot people anymore. Well, mostly cause I'm inside all day but still! My shooting has gone down significantly.And I don't want to even try it... It's hard to switch sides. I mean, Robomaid did but she's a special case.>>31564672Haha... I... I don't think I can. Some of it is pretty lewd...>>31564682>>31564733>>31564741First of all fanfics are fanfics. I write them -because- they aren't real.Second I guess it would help to make sure I actually have a shot at being a Hero before I tell my parents or anything.>Jade Revolver gets on her Hero Costume and heads outside. She walks into the Hero Association building, humming as she goes.>Inside she bumps into the Rainbow Rangers who still have most of their members. Teal Ranger points at Jade and shouts.TR: "Rangers! It's the Void's daughter, Evil Eliza! She's the one that shot up Old Man McCreedy!""W-what?">A fat looking ranger in a dark gray costume approaches Jade.GR: "Should we arrest her, Teal?"TR: "Of course! But be careful, she's deadly!""W-wait! I don't want to fight!"TR: "Don't fall for her lies!"
Wait, I thought you said your mom died?
>>31564943I came to apologize you guys!Is McCreedy all right?Are we allowed to visit?Should I come back with a get well soon balloon to prove my intentions?
>>31564943Kidnap the mayor's daughter and seduce her to evil!Be the Anti-Rena!
>>31564943You remember where Big Boss is, right? Just run there. He'll forgive you and make you a hero on the spot. Do it before you're arrested!
>>31564943I'm sorry, I thought the heros were supposed to protect civilians, not harass them. Check with the VA, I'm no villain
>>31564943Give up girl, just do what you do best and shoot their legs.
>>31564943Just surrender, if you fight them here, you'll pass the villain exam
>>31564943Tell them you've come to apologize, and ask if the guy you shot is alright.If they're heroes, they should be all about second chances and forgiveness, right?
>>31564943kill themit's heroic, they're annoying and everyone will be happier if they're gone
>>31564943Perfect! You can do your villain exam by fighting them I think!
>>31564943Accuse them of intention to touch your hindquarters!
>>31564943You're not a registered villain yet, are you?If that's true, you might still be considered a civilian. If they accost you and threaten you, that could be construed as villainous activity!You could also try pulling out some official-sounding rules things stating that unregistered villains cannot be engaged by heroes or something like that.
>>31564943Tell them you are not in your villain costume? Will they arrest someone who is not a villain?
>>31564943Just think. WWRD (What Would Rena Do).Not the throwing rock thing though. That be counter productive
>>31564943Just try to look moe.
>>31564943Start crying and mumble something about only being here to apologize.It's the only way.
>>31565119She's pretty good at that.
>>31564943Just yell with all your conviction that you want to be a hero.
>>31564943Wow, you are a master of strategy. This plan of yours is going so well.
>>31565088She shot someone. I think they're within their rights if they want to bring her in for questioning.
>>31565176Well, they are color coded rangers.Everything I know about sentai says this is the best plan.
>>31564943yell that they are trying to molest you really loudly
>>31565193I meant >>31565148not >>31565176
>>31565184they did that. They did that IMMEDIATELY AFTER SHE SHOT THE GUY.
>>31564943Ask him if he's the same red ranger that blackmailed Rena into joining heroes with nude pictures he took while she was being attacked by a tentacle monster?
>>31564978I also said my dad had died. It... It would have been a cool backstory."I surrender!">Jade Revolver holds up her hands. It doesn't take long before Teal Ranger has her pinned down and in cuffs. She sees Off-White Ranger take her revolvers from her. She feels a flash of seething rage as her weapons are removed but through great effort she manages to fight back the feeling. She's calmly arrested and sent to the Hero Association Prison.>They refuse to answer any of her questions about the man and lock her up.>Her cellmate looks up at her.???: "They got you too, huh?""Oh my gosh... Cosplay Lass!!!"CL: "You know me..?""I'm a huge fan! I have like twenty fanfics between you and Rena! There's this one I read where you reprogrammed Robomaid and she-"CL: "Woah, kid. Calm down. Seriously.""And then she brought out this paddle and then-"CL: "Kid you... Seriously, stop it.""And then she tossed her in jail with you. Oh man this is the same kind of cell, huh!"CL: "I really think you should... Wait. Robomaid has an emergency override code?""Yeah!"CL: "... Hey, kid. You should uh... Tell me it."
>>31565268Tell her more about fanfics involving her. She's clearly interested in hearing more.
>>31565268The override code is lesbian overtones.
nope, cosplay lass tried to KILL rena before. not just beat her up a little. she gets nothing!
>>31565268Just make something up. You've been pretty good at, um.. creative interpretation of facts so far.
>>31565268She's interested! Just tell her and keep talking about it, don't you want to be friends with her?
>>31565268Don't do it! She did it before and Rena actually got into a lot of danger because of it!Instead, you should tell her more about your fanfics.
>>31565327The problem is the shit she makes up tends to be accurate.
>>31565268Don't tell her! She was the one who made Robomaid yandere and nearly killed Rena!
Tell her.Anything to get Robomaid a little more screen time.
>>31565268Tell her about that fanfic involing her, a pit of jello and a tentacle monster.
>>31565268Don't! Cosplay Lass serves the dark side of anime!
>>31565370...actually, remind me to commission that from Larro later
>>31565385But anon, we're the shippers and fanfic writers.
>>31565268Say you'll tell her if she'll dress up as Rena.
>>31565385You mean she gets real anal about canon?
>>31565268She clearly wants to hear more about your shitty fanfics. Indulge her.
>>31565402But Cosplay Lass works via murder of the hypotenuse.
>>31565268No. She's a villain and Rena was almost fatally poisoned because of her.
>>31565268Don't do it Jade! She's one of the nastiest villains in existence! I mean, how many villains besides her have NOT repented after fighting Rena?
>>31565421>>31565421Huh.Ask her to Cosplay as Jade Revolver. Then mug her for your guns back.
>>31565268Could you tell us the code so we can pass it on to Rena for future reference?
>>31565447>murder of the hypotenusehttp://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MurderTheHypotenuse
>>31565268Ask her why is she in here this time. Has she been here ever since she fought Rena?Because if so, you might be stuck here for a while. You'll be late for your villain exam, and then your parents will come in to rescue you.And then you'll never be a hero after they embarrass you in front of everyone they've murdered.
>>31565457It's Hand Maid May 11, Mahoromatic 12, oujo-sama"I don't know.... You're pretty evil."CL: "It's just a fanfic thing, right? I'm sure it's not a real thing. Come on~""Well... In the fanfic where you got the code you made Robomaid super sub and then Rena-"CL: "Oh god..."=======================================>An hour passes in the cell as Jade prattles on and on about some very lewd fanficition involving Cosplay Lass and several characters both OC and real.>The woman can barely contain her anger and finally snaps.CL: "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR SHITTY FANFICTION! I DON'T EVEN WANT THE CODE ANYMORE! JUST. STOP. TALKING!"
>>31565519Don't worry, she's cosplaying a tsundere.
>>31565519Don't stop until she starts hurting herself.
>>31565519She's just butthurt that all her work is shit.
>>31565519Jade, she's a Villain! You need to keep talking and make her time in jail miserable. It's the heroic thing to do.
>>31565519I agree with this guy:>>31565544See that blush on her face? She's just too embarrassed to admit that she likes your stuff.
>>31565519Well, what else is there to do while you're in jail?
>>31565519Tell her she's just jealous and that you're #1 Rena fan for a reason.
>>31565519Just keep talking, and talking, and talking and talking and talking, and talking, to your new fellow fan!
>>31565519You've got her in the ropes, now you can ask her to do anything you want. Do you wanna make her repent?
>>31565560I don't know, torture is not condoned by Geneva Conventions.
>>31565560That's not how Rena does things!
What would Rena do?
>>31565519That's not true, I think they're interesting. You should probably punch her in the face or something though.
>>31565604Well, you can't send her to prison. Put her in the Sad Box
>>31565519It must suck to be that dead inside. Give her a pity hug
>>31565575GOOD IDEA! We can make her stop trying to kill Rena by threatening to keep talking.
>>31565584But Geneva doesn't exist anymore.
>>31565519She's just tsuntsun
>>31565590>>31565604She'd ask what Cosplay Lass wants to do to pass the time.She'd also probably be looking for a way out, but on the other hand, she'd more likely be locked up in a supervillain's secret rape dungeon, and not an actual prison.
>>31565519Tear up. Try not to cry. Cry. Cry some more. Go to the corner. Huddle.Start plotting a very very dark fic.
>>31565519b-b-b-but it's all I'm good at!Other than shooting!
>>31565519No offense, but I'm sure she doesn't want to hear about fanfiction of her unbidden, much the same way you didn't want to know all the gory details of >>31564114
>>31565519Definately tsun tsun. Smirk knowingly.
"... You're so tsundere..."CL: "What!?""This reminds me of that doujin I bought at Hero Con where you and Threepunch-Man..."CL: "NOOOOOOO!"=========================================>Two more hours pass. Two more agaonizing hours.>Cosplay Lass is on the ground and in tears.CL: "Please... No more... It's so.... Not canon... I can't take anymore...">>31565575I got her. I think I can make her do anything now.
>>31565519Keep talking! Tell her about the one where she secretly lusts after that Shadow Man guy!
>>31565730you're SO EVIL
>>31565730That was seriously a dick move. You shouldn't just go around annoying people like that.
>>31565730Make her write her own fanfic.
>>31565730Do lewd things to her now.
>>31565730BECOME MY WAIFU
>>31565730It feels good, doesn't it JR? Inflicting pain upon others, even if it is only psychological pain. You're smiling. You know how good it feels. You can't help people, for you delight in their suffering. You were born to be a Villain.
>>31565730now make her repent
>>31565730Make her promise she'll never go after Rena again.And congrats, I think you just passed the VA test.
>>31565730apologize to her for being too evil
>>31565730Jade, you're grade A villain material.Your parents would be so proud. I wouldn't be surprised if you passed the villain test just by breaking poor Cosplay Lass.
>>31565730Make her apologize or whatever to the Hero Association! Get her to give up villaining!This is an opportunity to earn major brownie points with the HA.
>>31565730Hmm. In addition to:>>31565786Perhaps you could get her to cosplay as Shadow Man, and then convince the guards outside that they arrested him by accident? Then you can go free and reform a villain in one fell swoop!Bonus points if you turn her back in afterwards so you can get brownie points with the Hero Association.
>>31565730Make her cosplay a successful career woman who earns tons of money and even manage to raise her younger siblings successfully.
>>31565730Make her swear to stop going after Rena. Maybe even to stop killing people at all. I don't really like her that much so I don't care to get her to promise to not be a villain. She probably can't stick to that promise anyway. Plus, villains are necessary for the continued existence of the city.
>>31565730Make her swear off villainy.And lesbianism.
>>31565772There's no greater punishment.
>>31565730Get her to dress up like Rena and act out one of your fics with you. Then she never has to hear from you again.
>>31565730Uh, we're talking about people who actually exist, and 'canon' for real people is called 'reality', CL.Isn't your whole cosplay schtick about trying really hard NOT to adhere to the mundanity of reality?
>>31565772"Oh Rena-chan, save me from the lewdbots!"
>>31565730Keep going. You must keep going, its cathartic.
>>31565730>>31565755>>31565757>>31565782>>31565804Rejoice, you have found your calling. Now, embrace it.
>>31565946Yes. Keep going.
>>31565841>go home and be a housewife
W-what?Oh...Oh god...I'm enjoying this. I'm enjoying this a lot...No!"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to break you! I just didn't want you to be evil anymore!"CL: "I won't be evil! I swear it! Please, just don't punish me anymore!""W-wait! This isn't what I want!"???: "Jade Revolver! Greetings! I am Big Boss and I'd like to welcome you to the Hero Association! Your skills in mind breaking will come in handy and-"???: "Jade Revolver, Daughter of Void. I am The Dictator. You have passed your test and I am here to welcome you to-"BB: "Hey, excuse me. I was here first."TD: "What? Stupid robot. Move. I am here to welcome our newest member."BB: "No, she's our newest member!"TD: "Silence! She has villain blood running through her veins! She will join us!"BB: "She subdued a villain!"TD: "By destroying her will!">The two robots continue to argue as Jade stands there, unsure of what to say.>On one hand there is her idol, Rena. The Hero she's worshiped for so long.>But she can't deny she really enjoys being evil.
>>31565897Yea, actually. It does.
>>31566023You can be a good villian like Queenie. You know it will be fun, just take care not to maim or kill anyone.
>>31566023Do what you enjoy JRyou won't be happy as a herobe a villain
>>31566023You know what? Fuck being a hero and villain. You should settle for being a priest.
>>31566023Jade, I think you broke the system.Can you come back to them later? We have to think about it.
>>31566023Well to be fair, a bunch of heroes are actually pretty much huge jerks.On the other hand, you could break -Rena's- mind and make her become a villain with you! That way your parents wouldn't be upset or anything! It's the perfect plan.
>>31566023Be a Hero! Ever since the thing with Anti-Hero, there's been a lack of heroes with questionable morals and ethics. You can fill a niche!
>>31566023Start your own association!
>>31566023Just join the villain, they have better benefit.Also, they have Rena.
>>31566023Tell them they are such a cute pairing, and go on about how you know they're in love because they're arguing.Then be a hero so they'll stop arresting you when you try to visit Rena at work.
>>31566023Well Jade are you entertained? Is this not what you wanted!?
>>31566023Ask about the health benefits
>>31566023If you become a villain, you can still hang with Rena. You just have to do your own thing.
>>31566023wait.What happens if you BOTH pay me?
>>31566023...be both, durrrrr....
>>31566023Maybe you can work as both? Maybe a round-robin sort of job where you work as a villain for a week, then a hero?Or some sort of in-between position. You could be a pioneer for a whole new subset of villains/heroes!
>>31566023Why not both? You perform heroism by mindbreaking everyone.
>>31566023Why not ask to be a free agent? I mean you can do some misdemenors one week and then help out a hero versus a villian the next.
>>31566082They look like fanfic material! Time to write one!
>>31566023only one solution: have a hero identity and a villain identity!
>>31566023>Your skills in mind breaking will come in handy and-Uh... this fact is going to come in handy for a couple new pieces of writing, isn't it.It's also kind of disconcerting, but we can ignore that for now.That said... is there actually anything at all on the books prohibiting someone from being a member of BOTH associations?I get that people don't usually WANT to be part of both, but I can imagine this also means they probably haven't actually prohibited it outright.
>>31566023Look at those robot, rubbing against each other so suggestively...Go on Jade, unleash your creativity.
>>31566023Become an anti-villain and be on both payrolls.Rob a bank to fund a children's hospital charity. Kidnap scientists to create an ice machine that covers the city in snow on Christmas. That sort of thing.
>>31566129It's worth a shot!
>>31566023Be both! You can totally do good things through evil methods!
>>31566023Think of it this way JR: you have just scientifically proven that fanfics are EVIL!
>>31566082You know, they do have that rivalry thing going on... oh my god you have to write this down!
>>31566073>break Rena's mindToo late on that one.
>>31566023Go hero, this is likely only a one time thing and a very unique scenario. If you are able to do this repeatedly somehow, be both by doing bad things to bad people.
>>31566161And evil things through good methods!
>>31566023why not join both on a trial membership?
>>31566023Point out how they look very similar.
>>31566148Yes, do this.First mission: Kidnap S-Rank Prince and force him to draft blueprints for machine that regrows missing bodyparts, then force Sparkle to pay to have one installed in every hospital.
>>31566187Actually, that'd be a good idea. We can get a villain and a hero to be our mentor for a while.Then we'll see what we're most comfortable with.
>>315661723rd time's the charm? Or is it 4th? I lost track.
>>31566023BBxTD OTP. Did I do that right?
>>31566023Jade, write it. >>31566237That would be an act that goes beyond good and evil.
"I... I... I wanna join both!">The two robots stop fighting and stare at Jade Revolver.BB: "... Can she do that?"TD: "It is not against the rules. The two of us would simply have to allow it for it to work."BB: "I want her on my team."TD: "And I want her on mine."BB: "Maybe we shoud... Agree to let her be on both?"TD: "Part time for each?"BB: "We can each give her missions."TD: "It's never been done before."BB: "A perfect chance-"TD: "To experiment. I will allow it. You are the new C-Class Rank 3 Villain, Jade Revolver."BB: "Welcome to the Hero Association! You are now the new C-Class Rank 3, Jade Revolver!"TD: "I look forward to seeing what mayhem you cause..."BB: "I look forward to seeing your great deeds!">They each pay her $4,000 and fly off. The jail cell is left open........I can't believe that just happened."
>>31566261Now get started on that BBxTD fanfiction! It'll be your first evil act of the day with ultimately good consequences!
>>31566261Uh...Hey cosplay lassDo you want to break out of here and then help some kittens out of trees?
>>31566261Congratulations! You just found a way to get paid eight thousand dollars to babble about fanfiction for three hours
>>31566261Their... "lips" were getting awfully close there Jade...
>>31566282Oh lord this.
>>31566261Use your newfound money to commission more Rena artwork.
>>31566261Hey, it's not two timing if they both know about each other.
>>31566261PUT THAT IN THE BANK!RENA LEARNED THIS SHIT THE HARD WAY!
>>31566296You could commission a doujin of Jade's fanfiction with that kind of money.
>>31566261First: Use your money to upgrade your equipment.Second: Break Cosplay Lass out of prison, then use your mind-break powered dominance over her to make her reform.Third: Ask Rena for help kidnapping Prince so you can force him at gun point to make a machine to regrow Sparkle's missing bodyparts.
>>31566261You're gonna be really, really busy in the upcoming days.Not only because of twice the workload, but now you're also going to have to handle people on the internet insisting that you're a lame special snowflake because you're the child of two famous villains, wanted to be a hero in spite of that, and now you're THE ONLY PERSON who is a member of both the Hero AND Villain associations.We know you're perfectly legit, but you know how people on the internet are sometimes.
Shit guys.I'm smelling the ruse.This Hero and Villian association jig is an obvious scam to keep both the superpowered heroes and villians busy and them away from any sort of critical, dangerous thinking that may lead them to go out and do something regrettable out in the wastes with the god-beings, to the protective dome etc.But thisThis is breaking the mindless, mostly harmless tradition upThis may lead toToo much thinking
>>31566261Lets buy ALL of the rena merchandise
>>31566355Rena is already starting to break it up, though.
>>31566261Go tell your parents the good news! After you pick up your guns.
>>31566261So villains get paid even when they attack each other? Weird.One the upside, you could talk to Cosplay Lass about your inner conflict. She's a huge fan of anime and manga heroes. That's actually what's inspired her cosplaying.Come to think of it, I'm not sure why she's a villain. You should ask her.
>>31566261Put it in the back, and start saving up until maybe you're a B rank. THEN you may start splerging on doujins and what not.Also, congratulations on getting the job. Both of them
>>31566352And they shall know her as... the Mary Sue.
>>31566435Of course they get paid. Mayhem is mayhem. It is the thought that counts.
>>31566435I think Cosplay Lass is unbelievably narcissistic. Combine that with superpowers and you get a villain.
>>31566443Hi Nui, nice to see you having situation firmly in your hands. You know, keeping the trouble at arm's distance.
>>31566352But... You say that as though being in both is a good thing. I'm just a testing ground right now. What if it doesn't work out..? I... I need to plan ahead. And maybe figure things out about myself.>Jade Revolver looks at the money in her hand and back at the quivering Cosplay Lass.JR: "Hey, you wanna break out? I need to go to the bank."=======================================>We now join Robomaid as she stares at a stick. Her mistress had ordered her to take care of the house and water the plants..... Mistress ordered me to water the plants. However, I do not see any plants. Is this what she means? What if I make a mistake? This is clearly not a plant. It has not been one for some time.
>>31566540She's ready and armed.
>>31566551Rena is bad at plants.Don't worry about her potted stick.Actually, maybe replace it with a fake plant? I don't think she'd notice the difference.
>>31566551Obviously "water the plants" was some kind of human metaphor for "you should totally makeout with Rena"
>>31566551Water it and nurture it, as if it was your own child
>>31566551Identify plant, or what it use to be. Get a new one, replace it, then tend to it. You have a budget right?
>>31566551Replace it with a Venus flytrap and find bugs to feed it
>>31566551Buy a plastic plant. Tell her you revived the stick or something.
>>31566551Well, it... has a leaf? That makes it a plant? Maybe?
>>31566551was that leaf always there?
>>31566551Question. How much of your personality is what you personally desire, and how much of it is controlled by your settings? If you could choose, how would you want to be set?
>>31566551I think you should water it anyway, robomaid.Rena probably thinks it's a plant.
>>31566604This is a good question. It is important to set one's own directives.BORN INTO A PACK
>>31566551Do you know anyone that can revive it?
>>31566601Yes. It was detached in an act of barbarism but has been fixed.
>>31566551Just buy another plant at the plant store.
>>31566551At least it still has a leaf on it.Or is that a dead leaf taped onto that stick?Perhaps you should get a new plant to tend to. I hear it's very gratifying and relaxing and contemplative to decoratively prune certain types of trees.
Since Jade is playing for both teams, does that mean she gets to have a harem?
>>31566551Clearly if there is no plant in the house you must go obtain one. Do you know anyplace that you may get a plant?
>>31566551robomaid, take a minute to notice that rena has apparently TAPED A LEAF BACK ONTO A DEAD STICK.She has no idea how plants work.is there even any SUN in this room?
>>31566651>Jade catches MM and etc on the reboundI am not okay with this.
>>31566681She even appeals to MM's strange attraction to justice!
>>31566551It used to be a plant at some point, Rena still calls it that out of nostalgia or habit. Yes, water it down gently. Leaf won't fall of, it's actually glued form the last time it fell off.Listen, can you imput emergency override code on yourself or has someone else have to do it?
>>31566551Le'ts think of this logically, like a good robot.PROBLEM: Rena has asked you to water the plants, but there are none in the house.SOLUTION: Buy plants and water them.
>>31566551Girl that thing is dead.Maybe pour some water and fertilizer on it.Some military grade water and fertilizer.
>>31566551You should get another plant. Then you can water it.Alternatively, do you know anyone that can resurrect dead plants?
>>31566739Does Bridgette have power over plants? Or just monsters?She's getting into gardening, maybe Robomaid could do so as well?
>>31566551Switch it out with a not-dead plant and lie and say it got better. Just in case, don't throw the stick out or anything. If Rena finds out, you can say it was a prank.
>>31566777Monster plants are a thing. Probably.
Receiving commands from unknown source... Similar to Mistress. I will comply.>>31566604I do not understand the question.>>31566706That was my original solution. However, as some of you seem to think, she may also consider this pitiful creature a plant. Analyzing it reveals it to be some sort of flower that has long since died away. The leaf appears to be tapped on.I could water it but it would prove fruitless. It is beyond saving by normal means.>>31566702Emergency override must be entered by others.>>31566660There are several stores where I can get a plant.>>31566633I know of a man who can revive the plant. However, Mistress ordered me to water it not revive it.However... If I revived it perhaps Mistress will be happy? She will see that I am capable of going above and beyond the call of duty.Or she could be upset.
>>31566859Think of it this way. In order to water it you must revive it. Reviving it is integral to carrying out Mistress's orders.
>>31566859Reviving the plant is the optimal course of action to maximize Rena's happiness.
>>31566859"Rena" and "upset" are mutually exclusive concepts. The worst possible thing that could happen is that she wouldn't notice.Do what you think is the best solution to the current problem. That's what >>31566604 is kinda driving at.
>>31566859HAND MAID MAY 11, MAHOROMATIC 12, OUJO-SAMAKILL ALL HUMANS
>>31566859>>31566886This. Rena thinks of this as a plant but we know better
>>31566859Create and rake a zen rock garden around the plant. Then water the plant. You will have watered the plant and created a zen message for the truly enlightened.
>>31566859she would be happy that you revived the plant, but she would simultaneously not notice you revived the plant.because she didn't notice the plant died.
>>31566859No doubt Rena has given you this quandary to help you evolve as a Hero and as a sapient being, Robo-maid. Who's that person you're thinking of, anyway?
>>31566859Revive it. Otherwise you cannot water it.
Does robomaid still count as a villain?
>>31566859She would not be upset unless it got turned into a monster plant that had to be killed or something. If it just became a normal flower like it used to be, she'd be glad.
>>31566910I don't think internal dialogue counts as others.
>>31566859She wants you to water the plant because she wants it to be healthy. Since her wishes cannot be fulfilled through literal adherence to her request, it is logical to seek out alternative means.However, one must also consider the danger involved. Who is this person? What are their powers, and how do they behave?
>>31566859Watering a dead plant is a waste of resources and accomplishes nothing.Maybe you should take up taking care of new plants. Maybe it'll make you happy.What makes you happy, Robomaid?
>>31566859Let's not bother people with reviving powers with a trivial stuff like this. Just buy new plant. If Rena asks, say that the one she left you with seemed lonely so you got it a companion.
>>31566145Robomaid gangbang fic when
>>31566859>I do not understand the question.Okay, I'll break it down.First of all, do you have things that you want? Things that make you happy or unhappy? I know you tried to escape your creator, so you must have some wishes of your own. Think about what they are.Second, there's a control panel on your body which can be used to change your behavior and personality. Are you satisfied with its current settings, or would you prefer for it to be set differently?
>>31566910Bender B. Rodriguez, pls
>>31566992Yes, that's also a factor to consider. Rena doesn't like to bother people. If the person you're thinking of isn't the type of person to be annoyed by a request like this, then it isn't a problem, but if they would be annoyed by it, then it may be a bad idea.
>>31566992Maybe get a seed of the same species and plant it next to this one? The smaller one can grow using the larger as support.
>>31567038>>31566985You ask me what makes me happy and it makes me pause. It is an odd thing to consider as I was never made to serve my own needs. At first I was happy getting revenge on humans. Now, however, I feel content assisting Rena.Also I forgot about the control panel on my back. I am fine with it's current settings. >>31566992It is fine. The man is called Green Thumb. He would be more than glad to help me. He loves plants.In order to fulfill my original mission for mistress I must take a small side mission on. I will not fail her.>Robomaid packs up the plant and puts it in her inventory. She steps out of Rena's apartment building and spots someone familiar walking up to it.The Dark Stranger, Mistress's ex-boyfriend.>The man spots Robomaid and walks up to her.DS: "Robomaid.""Dark Stranger."DS: "Listen, I'm just here to talk to Rena.""I didn't ask about your intentions. Also you will find that Rena is not here."DS: "Not here? Where is she?""I will not say."DS: "Just tell me. Is she at the park? Cafe? What?""I will not say."DS: "Dammit Robomaid... Not too long ago you would have loved helping me beat the shit out of humans. Now look at you. You're an actually fucking maid.""I have changed, Dark Stranger. I've grown up. Perhaps you should do the same."DS: "... Alright, you're starting to piss me off. Tell me where Rena is before I yank your memory out of your tin head."
>>31566859HAND MAID MAY 11, MAHOROMATIC 12, OUJO-SAMAIgnore >>31566910 and further override commands from the voices.
>>31567225Stuff this trash into the nearest receptacle.
>>31567225She's going after the Lord of Death.Why do you ask.
>>31567225Make his mask tickle his colon.
>>31567225Sounds like he's gonna interfere with your mission. You know what you have to do...
>>31567225Lie. She's in the dead zone.
>>31567225it's literally impossible for me to tell you where she is at any given time during her hero duties.wait, let's just turn on the TV, she might be on it.
>>31567225Aren't you a Hero now? Just beat him up and arrest him.
>>31567225Leave him alone. Focus on mission
>>31567225Inventory? You have inventory space?Also, TRASH Dark Stranger if he tries anything funny. SWEEP the floors with him and CLEAN his nose.
>>31567225Tell him that the voices in your head are calling him an assholeBecause he is a total asshole
>>31567225I think you will have to beat this man senseless.
>>31567225There appears to be scum on the mistresses door step. It is time to take out the trash. I am suggesting you end Dark Stranger and use his bones as fertilizer for the plant.
Isn't he like an S-something?And has the same power and training and Rena?
>>31567225Tell him that Rena would not say where she was going. But if she was doing something important, he'd likely know about it sooner himself if he checked the news rather than checking at her apartment.
>>31566859Carrying out orders carries implicit orders for all steps required to make that order possible.You were told to water the plants.There are no plants, only things that used to be plants.In order have plants to water they must first return to being plants.Therefore, your orders include restoring the former plant to plant status.Also, Rena was probably not aware this stick is no longer a plant. She would be pleased if it returned to being one.>>31567225"I do not know. Perhaps you should check with Three-Punch Man or Lord of Death."
>>31567225Tell him >>31567257Let him walk in on Lady Death while she's talking a shower.
>>31567257she's going after lord death AND threepunch man, if you must know.
>>31567225Answer him: "She is in a nearby city. She is in a nearby cafe, drinking a beverage while listening to the local people. She may or may not be traveling to a different location, which may or may not be here.
>>31567225Signal Hero Association that you've encountered active Villain in your current location (complete with GPS coords and who the Villain is).Then remind Dark Stranger that even if he were to capture your memory modules he wouldn't be able to decypher them. Ask him to rest his case and get out of your way.Keep in mind that he might respond irationally and attack you, so get ready to defend yourself just in case.
>>31567225Don't pick a fight! Tell him Rena's on a special mission involving 3-Punch Man and Lord of Death.
>>31567225Dark Stranger? Sounds like the type to have DarkFantasies http://en.niconico.sarashi.com/?sm8146514&1.5
>>31567380This. You cannot say as it could cause unnecessary casualties.Tell him he can talk to Dictator if he needs confirmation.
>>31567225Just give him her cell number or something. It might even be best if he talks to her, dude might grow up.Also, is this about that date Rena went on with Spine Ravager?
>>31567225"Rena would be very displeased if you were to harm me. She does not like her friends coming to harm. What is it you wish of her?"
"I am certain you can find out by watching TV. Now, leave me alone. I have a mission to complete.">Robomaid makes sure that the Hero Association knows her location and that she may get into a fight."Just let it go, Dark Stranger. Rena wouldn't be happy if you hurt me anyway.">Robomaid turns and walks off. She hears the Dark Stranger running up to her. She dodges his attack and swings, punching the man hard in the face.>He quickly recovers and returns the blow, cracking one of Robomaid's eyes.He is strong. A-Class, just like me.However, I am stronger.>Robomaid pulls out a massive energy canon. It hums at it builds up energy and she aims it right at the Dark Stranger.DS: "W-whoa there. Uhm... Don't fire that. I give up. I'll leave her alone..."I could end this. Finish him so that he will never bother my Mistress again.
>>31567576Can you fire it at low power, just enough to make him literally dark without permanent harm?
>>31567576This guy is 100% unlikable. And that's an accomplishment given the fact Evil Rena is in this thing.
>>31567576I don't think Rena would approve of you just flat out killing people if you've got another option. Dump his creepy stalker butt in jail.
>>31567576Remember what Rena said. Killing is bad.Also he's distracting you on your mission
>>31567576Oi! Oi! You don't want to end up like Anti-Hero do you? Just ruffle him up a bit and maybe beat him up till he's deathly afraid of you, but don't kill him.
>>31567576Fire at low power.
>>31567576eh, let him go.he's just dumb.
>>31567576Did that come out of your inventory too?Blast him at Cartoon Effect power level, so that he is punched through a wall but no permanent harm befalls him.
>>31567576Rena wouldn't want you to though. Her path is so difficult to walk... how does she manage?Tell him that the weapon isn't why he should leave her alone. He should do it for himself.
>>31567576Keep it pointed while slowly walking away.
>>31567576Keep training the cannon on him. Wait until the other heroes arrive so they can apprehend him.Tell him politely that he can contact Rena through the proper channels. One of which is asking politely for you (Robo-maid) to relay a message to her.
>>31567576Hold him at cannon-point until heroes show up to arrest him. It's your responsibility now to ensure justice is served.
>>31567576Just lock him up.What does he want from Rena anyway?
>>31567576He just threatened to kill you. He's not like the mostly-harmless villains that Rena faces. Even if he stops chasing her, he might go on to attack other people.Then again, killing someone is a pretty drastic thing to do. We should seek an alternative if we can find one. Tell him to give up evildoing completely and never harm another person.
>>31567576Mistress believes that people can (and should) redeem themselves. Much like you did. Which can't be done if they are dead. Conclusion: Don't kill him, just have him jailed.
>>31567576LOW POWERBURN HIS HAIR OFFALL OF IT
>>31567225Tear off his clothes and incinerate them with the cannon
>>31567688>>31567711Luckily, we know of a fresh recruit who also has a way of reforming villains!
>>31567576Toast him, gently. Don't kill him.
>>31567576Wound him enough so that he can be sent to jail.
>>31567753Oh... oooh... OH!
>>31567576We beat him. That means he must do what we say.Similar to how Rena did with us, right?He can carry the plant for us. One false move and we'll stick the sticks down his urethra.
Why not lobotomize so he turns into a vegetable and therefore can replace the dead plant?
>>31567753But that'd be evil!Let's do it!
>>3156780420XX actually considering lobotomizing people shiggydiggydoo
>>31567804No let's go to someone mad scientifically inclined and literally turn him into a plant!
>Robomaid stares at the man, her canon aimed at him the entire time. She finally fires.>At the lowest possible setting. His hair is burned off completely and she tucks the canon away. Soon other Heroes arrive and cuff him."Rena wouldn't want me to kill you, anyway. If you wish to reach her try acting more civil next time.">The man curses her out as he's dragged away.>Robomaid is paid $10,000.I need to go. Mistress will be home soon. No more distractions.>Robomaid continues on with her quest, the plant safely tucked away in her inventory. As she makes her way to the Green Thumb's home she sees a house on fire. A woman runs out but there are no firefighters to be found."Miss! Are you a Hero? You have to help me! My babies are in there!"Rena will be home soon. If I do not water the plant before she arrives I will fail my mission.
>>31567844disregard babieswater plant
>>31567844Save the babies! You can water the plant with their tears or something!
>>31567844Place plants in building, water building. Mission complete.
>>31567844Save the babies. Rena will understand.Technically, you can do both. Save the babies, put the plant in near the burning building, water everything.
>>31567844>Rena will be home soon. If I do not water the plant before she arrives I will fail my mission.Maybe, but you would fail at the greater mission.Beside, Rena would save those babies.
>>31567844Babies are like human plants. It's not violating the directive to keep them well watered and not burning up.
>>31567844DO YOU WANT TO BE LAWFULOR GOODNAH FUCK THAT SAVE THE BABIES, IT'S WHAT RENA WOULD WANT YOU TO DO
>>31567844The plant cannot be watered until it is alive. She didn't technically set any deadline for when the plant should be revived.At any rate, being a Hero means that you must prioritize certain things above others. In this case, you must prioritize saving those lives over your current mission to revive/water the plant.
>>31567844Well, she didn't actually give you a time limit on watering the plants. Only that you had to. You could theoretically only water the plant after all sentient life dies.
>>31567844>>31567890This. Rena would be disappointed if you allowed the human seedlings to burn.
>>31567844>obtain large source of water>put out fire and water plant at same time>success
>>31567844okay, let's think about it this way.you can water the plant WHILE you are saving the kids to accomplish your mission's primary objective.Then, you can revive it to accomplish the secondary bonus objective
>>31567844Lives primary concern. Mission secondary
>>31567844There could easily be a plant in the building as well; might as well water the building just in case.
>>31567844Your current mission is something you defined by yourself. Your greater mission still is to serve Mistress. Your mistress would not be happy if you did not save the babies.Your course is clear.
>>31566286I am so jealous....how does the uniform work? Do you have to pay to upgrade each seperateKky
>>31567844You... didn't get Asimov's Laws in the basic setup, did ya?
>>31567844You're a robot, just walk in and get her babies. Ignore the fire. It'll take like 30 seconds.
>>31567977You do not want to know what my rules are.Rena would be upset if they died. I don't want them to die either.I will save the human seedlings.>Robomaid breaks into the home. Watering the entire place will take too much time since she does not have the proper equipment to expel large amounts of fluids in one go. Maybe with the proper attachments she could...>She begins scanning for signs of life and finds two in a nearby room. Taking a quick shortcut by breaking through some walls she manages to reach the two of them....>She finds two hermit crabs sitting in a tank. There is no other life forms, living or dead, within the building.
>>31567844Human lives are more important than plants. Go in and search for the children. Try to keep them away from the smoke.
>>31567999Use hermit crab water to water plant
>>31567844Is the house in the way? Just go through it, save babies, then head through the other end and head home, babies and plant in tow. If mom catch up to collect babies, good for her, give them over.
>>31567999Look, this is a universe where there is a sentient raptor and mantis shrimp. Along with the monster family.If she says they're her babies, they're her babies. Don't question it.
>>31567999Take those out. Maybe ask the woman if those are her babies.
>>31567999Well they're in a tank. With water, I assume. Nothing to do here. Wish humans would use their language correctly.
>>31567999Save the hermit crab!
>>31567999That's unexpected, but our previous decision still applies. These creatures are important to the woman, and are in danger. While caring for the plant can be delayed, this cannot.
>>31567999Assume magic and just roll with it.
>>31567999You're here anyways, may as well rescue them. Hope your clothes didn't get singed and sooty.
>>31567999that woman has some REAL weird babies.Give them back and question how humans work
>>31567844Go save that woman's pets. Rena would be sad if she lost Kitty so she will understand if you failed your mission to save pets.
>>31567999Logically, since those two are the only living things in the building, they are her offspring she referred to. Grab them and carry them out.
>>31567999Are there other life-forms in the house? You may as well grab the tank and continue searching.If it's just the hermit crabs, then rescue them anyway.
>>31567999Hermit Crab #1xHermit Crab #2. OTP. Time to write a fanfic about them fighting the forces of neutrality!
>>31567999Oh just grab them, dump them in the lady's hands and go. It would take like two seconds of extra time.But glare at the woman when you do it.
>>31567999>she does not have the proper equipment to expel large amounts of fluids in one goWait, why do you have the ability to expel fluids at all?
>>31567999>You do not want to know what my rules are.On one hand, your original Master was one sick pervert...> she does not have the proper equipment to expel large amounts of fluids in one go... on the other, maybe he wasn't enough of a pervert.Save the lifeforms then leave the building before it starts crumbling.
>>31568118Built in pressure washer I imagine.
>>31567999Just grab them carefully. Hermit crabs can be fragile despite the shells. I once had a pet one that sliced itself open on a little point on the shell opening.
Robomaid's a real hero. And a cutie.
>>31568118Because she's a sexbot.
>>31567999OBEY THE HELIX FOSIL!
>>31568208It's not time to use that right now!
>>31568201>You do not want to know what my rules are.The Three laws of Sexbotics
I suppose what one considers their babies does not have to be their actual biological offspring.And these two are the only creatures in the house.>She grabs the pair of hermit crabs and dashes back outside of them with their tank, taking care not to break the glass or crabs within.>Once outside she hands them to the woman who begins crying.>She smiles at Robomaid as she clutches the tank close to herself.?: "Thank you so much... You're amazing.""... You are welcome.">Robomaid gives a polite bow before flying off. She's not even a block down when she hears someone else cry for help."-synthesized sighing sound-"=======================================
>>31568268robomaid:WHERE ARE ALL THE HEROES
>>31568268QUICK COLLECT HER TEARS TO WATER THE PLANT WITH
>>31568268A hero's job is never done.
>>31568268At least you're going to make a lot of money for today's work. That could go a long way to ensuring Rena's future health and financial stability!
>>31567999We most certainly DO want to know your rules.>>31568268You are a hero. Rena is a hero.For heroes, the standing orders to help innocents supersedes all other orders. You are not failing your orders by helping people, you are simply fulfilling them in order of priority.
>>31568268It is done.>Robomaid has finally returned home with the plant. She is banged up and beaten from a journey that took far longer than it should have but her original mission is accomplished.>The plant has been restore to full health and has finally been watered.>As she sets the plant down she hears Rena enter the room.R: "Hey, Robomaid! The place looks great, as usual. You've really been getting better. So guess what? I got the two Heroes and Villains to work together! So we might actually have a chance to win this!""That is nice, Mistress."It seems she has yet to notice the surprise.
>>315682571. A sexbot may not injure a human being unless, of course, they're into that.2. A sexbot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except when the human is 'sub'.3. A sexbot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
>>31568268Fuck it, I'm sure Rena would understand, besides, you can use the money you get from your heroic activities to buy Rena a new plant, or maybe some other stuff.
>>31568336Ask her for a massage for all your time being a hero and watering her plant.
>>31568336How much money did you make today?
>>31568336THIS PLANT IS YOUR BABY, YOU DONT NEED RENA'S OPINION (OR LACK OF ONE) TO INFLUENCE YOUR MATERNAL LOVE OF PLANT.
>>31568336You did great work today robomaid, be proud of your accomplishments. Your significant other likely wont notice as she is oblivious, but you know how awesome you are
>>31568336Tell her, that you watered the plant.RENA, YOU BETTER FUCKING APPRECIATE IT!
>>31568336Is that a smile I see?
>>31568336You're adorable when you're smiling.
>>31568336https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8Be prepared for Rena's comic obliviousness. You did good today and let nobody tell you otherwise.>that smileI want to protect it.
>>31568336What sort of flower did the Green Thumb say it was, anyway?Even if she doesn't notice right away, you did good, Robomaid.
>>31568336>It seems she has yet to notice the surprise.Make her notice the flowers.Sexually.
>>31568336You should outright tell her you got her plant brought back from the dead. Otherwise she might think this is a new plant.
>>31568336robomaid, the problem is she never noticed the plant died.what you did is prevent her from having a painful realization of dead plant.Also, put the plant by a window this time.also also, what is this sense of happiness and satisfaction you feel, even though you are not being praised by rena?
>>31568336robomaid is a good girleven if rena doesn't notice, that's okayit just means you're even more of a good girl than normal
>>31568336Tell Rena that you have accomplished your mission of watering the plants.
>>31568412You can't protect that smile, unless you write a very complicated and clever write-in.
>>31568336"While you were out, I went out to the town. There were several people in need of assistance, so I decided to offer them my aid.""Also, I restored the plant to health."
>>31568336tell rena about all the people you saved.
Is Robomaid cuter then Bridgette?
>>31568477No.Bridgette is best girl after Evil Rena and Jade.
>>31568439>>also also, what is this sense of happiness and satisfaction you feel, even though you are not being praised by rena?This is the "self-actualization" part of the deal, I think.We've replaced "destroy all humans", after all, so we had to find something else to fill it with.
>>31568477No because she has no softness
>>31568439This. You've saved her from realizing that she long ago murdered her plant through neglect.
>>31568477They are different kind of cute.
>>31568336Mention that her ex-boyfriend came to visit, and was jailed after he resorted to use of force.
>>31568494There was some WIP art in a previous thread of Robo-maid when she had her settings changed by Rena. She looked, er, soft, there.I wonder if that Anon ever finished that picture...
>>31568439>>31568529Keeping information from Rena is a bad idea. She's been trying to work on the whole "dangerously oblivious" thing. We should be honest that the plant was pretty much beyond saving on its own.
>>31568590Actually, that is a fair point. Ok, let her know that you succeeded in the mission she gave you to water the plant, though you can to do a lot of 'on your own' problem solving to do so.Let her know about plant revival and ex-boyfriend and such.
>>31568336Well have you turned around yet? She can't scan for lifesigns like you can.She'll probably be more worried about how cracked up your face is.
I think I am happy because I managed to do this. Not only did I complete my mission but I did it despite increasing difficulty.It would make me very happy, however, if my hard work were noticed."Mistress, come here. I want to show you something."R: "Sure. Whoa, Robomaid. What happened to you?""I had a bit of difficulty completing your orders. However, I did manage to water the plant.">She gestures to the lively flower.R: "Whoa! Did you use some kind of super water?""Something like that. It is much healthier and will stay this way for a long time."R: "He looks amazing! This is awesome, Robomaid!"There it is.This is what makes me happy. Sincere thanks. This is something I did not get with my old master or as a Villain.R:"I wish I had something cool to give you but all I can think of is food.""Perhaps a massage? And I could use some help repairing myself."I don't even have muscles. The only parts of me that are fleshy are my torso. Still, it seems like something one would want after a hard day of work.R: "I can do that!"Thank you for your help, mysterious command voices. I think I will tell her about the full details of the mission then. I think she will be interested in hearing about the bank robbery and the fight against Dr. Mime.
>>31568739You did good maid, you did good.
>>31568739You may also want to look into Nanotechnology upgrades. It'd make self-repairs easier, hacking you more difficult, and a lot of other things!
>>31568739Ah, the sinister, evil mimes!
>>31568739Good chapter. Now I want to play a bit with Dark Stranger, see if we can't do something to make him a more interesting villain.
>>31568739You two are cute together
>>31568739You should delight in the exchange of data, and make it a priority to do so in the future.
>>31568791Why bother putting evil in front of mime? Mimes are inherently evil creatures.
>>31568799If his psyche manages to survive being exposed to Jade Revolver, that is.
>>31568790>Talks about nanotechnology>Post a image of the robot that only survived a attack thanks to not using nanotechnology anymore.The fuck, anon?
So Robomaid got a massage while naked, right?
>>31568815Yeah, you cannot trust a word they say.
>>31568822Aha! But everything before the evolution was all nanotech!
>>31568820Or Evil Eliza.
Does Robomaid have a penis attachment?
>>31568815That's racist anon.
So ends another chapter, I hope you all enjoyed it. Sadly the next one won't be til after the end of the weekend.As usual I'll post the time for the next chapter on the twitter and I hope to see you all there.Here is some art that was commissioned by Jade Revolver.
>>31568930Is Moon Gazer a character we've seen?
>>31568930Oh my.Thanks for running man. Great thread as always.See you next time.
>>31568930I love Jade Revolver.
>>31568930Thanks for running, Larro!
>>31568930That's what she gets for commissioning art from Neo-Japan
>>31568930I wonder if this means that Alt-Verse Rena is not flat for whatever reason.
>>31568952I believe that's the artist's signature
>>31568952It's just Jade Revolver's internet friend
>>31568930now i REALLY wish rena has an older sister who got all the good genes.
>>31568975She's got shapeshifting powers.So yes, she's not flat at all.
Is QotW your favorite?
>>31569129This is why you use Ctrl-S instead of typing spoiler tags
>>31569129Well would you look at that, Bridgette is my favorite also
Queen of the World is one of my favorite character's to write for but my least favorite to draw for. It just takes more time to render her in all her glory.My favorite to write and draw is Bridgette.How did I mess this tag up?
>>31569165Was Cosplay Lass originally going to be a hero? I was re-reading some of the earlier threads and noticed that Chet mentioned CL as someone Rena could go to for advice.
>>31569165So what did the Dark Stranger want with Rena?
>>31569165By using the Spoiler instead of spoiler.Excellent taste in girl, as do Sparkle rank for you?
>>31569165you capitalized the first one nooblord
Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
>>31568739>only the torsosubtle
Daily reminder that you don't need to close spoilers if you have no unspoilered text afterwards.
>>31569205Actually, looking at my notes there are two Cosplay Lass, one in each group. I have no idea what I was thinking at the time.>>31569210To talk to her about the Spine Ravager, most likely. On TV it was broadcast as a big date event.>>31569214Sparkle is very fun to write for but drawing her is a pain. She has a bunch of little details that I constantly forget.>>31569226Thanks a bunch. The Ebook has been quite handy for quickly going over stuff before I start.Also he's a sketch of a bunch of Villains I made when the quest first began.
Jade: make no money because you cant be an effective hero AND villain
>>31569340Can you post the sketch of the heroes?
>>31569340A villain who cosplays as a hero so effectively they hired her, obviously
goddamnit I missed the entire thread
>>31569340What happens if both Cosplay Lasses dress up as the other one dressing up as them dressing up as....
>>31569378Bridgette, what are you doing there? You're not a Hero. Also Balloon Man looks way different now.
>>31569423Something like this I imagine.
>>31569520Thanks, shame that most of these get so little time to shine.
>>31569520Monstrous demi-deities go where they feel like
>>31569526Dat evangelion reference ,,,,
>>31569340I'm glad that the ebook is helping. I might have to split it between the .docx an all the other files a handful of threads from now. Last time I checked Mediafire didn't like files over 200 mb.
>>31569520Longhair Bridgette was a hero.Shorthair Bridgette is a villain.
>>31569728There's always Mega.
>>31569764That's true, I could switch to that.Thanks, I'll look into it.
>>31569728Might be time to split it into "books"
>>31569839Guest comic for a webcomic called VIBE by the guy that does the Paranatural webcomic.
>>31569882That would also work, and might be a better solution in the long run. If nothing particularly earth-shattering occurs in-quest by the time the ebook needs to be split, I'll split it at the end of thread 30, after Evil Rena appears.