Without even thinking - the entire motion almost reflexive, as if you'd been doing it your whole life, as if it'd been ingrained so deeply in you that to do anything else would take a moment's thought - you tear your Golden Desert Eagle from its holster and level it in front of you. Both your hands cradling the blocky, oversized firearm in a rock-steady grip, ready at a moment's notice to murder anything that moves....No. This...this isn't possible. It's just you being paranoid. Whoever's after you - the Prophet, or the Tenth, or even that shadow you saw in the mirror during Haruka's scrying - they couldn't have made their move now. Not when you were still getting your bearings right. Not when you were just getting ready to deal with everything that fucking cat, and Mami, and everyone dumped on your lap and expecting you to fucking smile about it--You find yourself swallowing hard, and your hold on your gun tightens to a white-knuckled deathgrip as you realize just how fucking wrong you are. No. No, of COURSE this is the perfect time for them to make their move. Oriko sent you that fucking box with the severed head inside just after you settled things with Iori, didn't she? She could just as easily have sent a fucking bomb and killed you, Kumatora, and your favorite bar, that's how low your guard was back then.
Christ, how can you be so stupid? So FUCKING stupid? Here you are, standing in front of your fucking apartment like an idiot, having just waltzed back here thinking that everything's going to be alright, that everything's going to be fine, that MIDORI ISN'T SOMEWHERE INSIDE THERE CUT UP INTO FUCKING PIECES OR WORSE, DYING SLOWLY, DYING PAINFULLY, BLEEDING TO DEATH WHILE CALLING YOUR NAME--...You blink your eyes furiously as you realize that you're now hyperventilating, your quickened heartbeat pounding in your ears, almost blocking out all other sound. Gritting your teeth, you will yourself to stay calm, to focus. It's not going to help anyone - you or Midori - if you give in to sheer panic and just storm in with guns blazing. All because you found your fucking apartment door ajar.Murderface would've done that. But Chiaki Matsuda wouldn't have. Chiaki Matsuda would've done everything in her power to check out the situation first - BEFORE storming in with guns blazing.Lowering your gun a fraction, it's here that you raise your right hand up to your face, focusing on the active form of your Soul Gem affixed firmly there. Trying to recall Kyuubey's instructions on how to take advantage of your attunement to Midori's own Soul Gem - an attunement that you never really found the opportunity or the need to really put through its paces. You remember enough, at least, to be able to check whether she's alright - and for a brief second you find yourself wondering what you'll do if the result was not something you were willing to accept....No. Later. Figure that out later. Just...check the fucking thing, see if she's okay.You send a pulse through your connection with Midori, the thought rendered jagged with worry and twisted with desperation. A moment passes without a return, followed by another. Then, another. Your body curling, clenching in tension, getting ready to charge--[1/2]
>>31536129The pulse returns just before a mist of red starts to cloud your vision - and you grit your teeth again as you force yourself to calm the fuck down. She's there. She's alive. She's alright. The pulse wouldn't have come back so strongly otherwise, even if it was delayed.Even with that, though...you still couldn't find it in yourself to holster your gun. Just...something's not right, even with that.It wouldn't hurt to at least be ready for anything, you tell yourself. You'll just hold it in your hand, your index finger well clear from the trigger guard. If there is anything - and there's probably really nothing to worry about - at least you'll be armed to meet it.As such, with the Golden Desert Eagle in your grip, you carefully, quietly, push the door to your apartment open. Your free hand quickly finding the light switch near the wall and flipping it on, flooding the living room with light.What you see almost makes your legs buckle underneath you.Midori's...there. She's safe. She's...She's sleeping. Sitting in your chair, her entire body slack, her head resting on the ridiculously-comfortable cushion forming the back and neck support of your comfy throne. And yes, she's breathing - the tight fit of her jacket over her chest makes even the minutest movement there plainly obvious, if her soft snoring didn't already clue anyone else in.You shake your head here, chuckling faintly to yourself. Midori must've been so tired from her first day being a Callidus Instructor that it was all she could do to drag herself in before she fell into your chair and promptly fell asleep. [2/3]
>>31536134It's also here that you notice the bag of groceries stashed beside your chair - cooking ingredients for ramen, you discover after a moment's rifling. She must've been planning on cooking dinner for the both of you, but fatigue stopped that plan cold. Probably forgot about shutting the door properly, too, something you'll have to scold her about.It's here that you finally shove the Golden Desert Eagle back into its holster, before sinking down into your couch and burying your face in your hands. ...Hah. That was...yeah. You were pretty fucking paranoid there, weren't you? Idiot. Sayaka'd laugh her ass off if she found out about this. Kyoko, too.Hell, you'd laugh yourself, but that'd probably wake her up....Christ. Seriously. This Warmaster thing.You're not too sure you're cut out for it.Anyway. What do you do now?Wake Midori up. She needs to learn what she did wrong.Let Midori rest. Maybe try and make that dinner yourself for a change.Other.
[x]Let Midori rest. Maybe try and make that dinner yourself for a change.We are going to murder the fuck out of dinner.
>>31536150[x] Gently pick Midori up and tuck her into bed, then put the groceries away and try cooking dinner yourself.Mildly disappointed it wasn't Wendy, but this is fine too.
>>31536150>[X]Let Midori rest. Maybe try and make that dinner yourself for a change.Sounds funny enough!
>>31536150>[x]Let Midori rest. Maybe try and make that dinner yourself for a change.
>>31536150>[X]Let Midori rest. Maybe try and make that dinner yourself for a change.
>>31536150>[X]Other.WHO TOLD YOU TO STOP BEING PARANOID?
>>31536150[x]Let Midori rest. Maybe try and make that dinner yourself for a change.We can tell her the wrong things later.
>>31536150[x] Grab her ass. Make sure this is the real deal.
>>31536150[x]Let Midori rest. Maybe try and make that dinner yourself for a change.[x]Cook for yourself and MidoriIt cant be that hard, we have all the ingridients, we have watched Mami whip out a dish from basically nothing. Surely a warmaster can do that.
>>31536150[X]Let Midori rest. Maybe try and make that dinner yourself for a change.[x]Cook for yourself and Midori.How hard can it be? (Disaster incoming!)
>Raw ingredients for ramen>LETS TRY COOKINGOhh fuck. It would have been better if we found he sliced up.
>>31536150[x]Let Midori rest. Maybe try and make that dinner yourself for a change.On one hand, we're likely going to kill ourselves doing this. On the other, there is too much hilarity to be had.
>>31536150[x] wake Midori up. By sitting in her lap
>>31536162I was really hoping we'd catch Midori pinned to the wall with a kitchen knife to her throat, too."You got big nuts, Rookie? Huh? THINK YOU'RE HOT SHIT!?"And then they kiss.
>Midori>voluntarily cooking RamenSomeone's been reading her file, but doesn't really know anything about her,.
[X]Other.Let Midori rest, and avoid making dinner. Have a glass of Kong, and chill for a bit. Rumor has it we're an atrocious cook.
>>31536150[X] Cook like you've never cooked before.You may have cooked before though. Try to ask Braids for tips.
>>31536251Actually I think the problem she has with it is eating ramenCooking it doesn't seem to be an issue with her
>>31536174My warmaer can't possible be this cute. No, really, Chaiki is so not cute.
>>31536251Oh shit.[x] TURN THE PARANOIA BACK ON, WE'RE NOT OUT OF THE WOODS YET
>>31536150[x]Let Midori rest. Maybe try and make that dinner yourself for a change.[x]Pull a Naked Apron while cookingMidori worked hard today. She deserves a treat.I mean Midori is an otaku right? Thats what all those Otakupeople like, right?
>>31536251>>31536270Calm down. Midori's soul gem turned out alright when we pinged it.
>>31536288....no, I just don't see Chiaki doing that. Cooking, maybe, but no, not....not the apron thing. Hell, she barely gets undressed when she has to.
>>31536289And it took a while to respond.Because she's not near.
>>31536307She's breathing, not dead.
All the ingredients in the apartment are things that require some skill or exact measurements aren't they? Pancake mix and raw ramen ingredients.I don't think we something like a basic packet of ramen or instant meal stocked. But it was Mami who initially stocked the apartment. Knowing her she would put something easy for us to not fuck up. Like a box of cereal and some Kong, can't fuck that up.
>>31536307Oh god. You're saying we're in an illusion? Again?
>>31536308That's not Midori
>>31536150>[x] Other>Ramen? Ramen's not right. Allow yourself one more bout of paranoia. Check Midori for her soul gem.
>>31536314Think.Who else has shown skill at pretending to be Midori?
>>31536307Or it has a basic timed response ping if she is asleep and can't respond herself.But here I am pissing all over the shadowruns, go on.
I missed these shadowruns. They sustain me.
>>31536202We Volgin now?
>>31536333I've missed them too. They're so fun.Its terrifying when we're right though
>>31536307>>31536317Using a soul gem can also break illusions.
>>31536335We do have a Davy Crockett. And some of us are just fucking itching to use it.
>>31536343So can using a Golden Deagle.[X] Get a drink. Play along.
HA HATIME FOR MAGICAL GIRLS
>>31536251Do we even know that?As opposed to it just showing up in the extraneous materials?
>>31536390Decently sure that's noncanon extraneous materials, too.
>>31536390The only thing really hidden about her is the fact that she is the author for MMxMM. Otherwise it's not hard to figure out her family owns a Ramen shop.
>>31536390I feel sure that it's been alluded to before, because I knew that before it turned up in that story.Whether Chiaki was ever present when it was alluded to? I'm not sure.
>>31536396Speaking of which, where did that bit about ramen come from? I vaguely remember reading something about that, but I can't remember where.
>>31536418I think it was in a pastebin where Midori ate lunch and got friendly with Kyoko.
>>31536418Various writeups and I think it was mentioned the time we played her in the overlapping witch barriers.
>>31536418Well, she was pretty aggro about cooking whatever the hell it was that Kharn wanted.
>>31536418>>31536313I remember in the Sibera-Arc that it was mentioned that Midori hates instant Ramen but itherweise im not even sure where this Meta comes from.
>>31536396>>31536407>>31536411As in, does Chiaki know that Midori doesn't in fact cook ramen, if that actually is a thing.Obviously she knows about the ramen shop.
>>31536418Main source was the witch barrier, but Midori has mentioned it when we asked about her folks. We know her father runs a ramen shop. In fact...if I recall correctly we said we would try ramen if she cooked it for us when we had our ill-fated date.
>>31536418About her being sick of it? Someone did a thing with her and Kyouko recently that was adorable, but I think debateably/non-canon, since I don't think it was run by Midori writefag.
>>31536418Her fathers ramen store was in our Barrier.
>>31536447Midori spent some time in her witch barrier. And the two are now rather literally soul linked.Who knows what seeps through?>>31536452...and amusingly, run by a Kyubey
>>31536447Chiaki knows her family runs one, and that she has now brought home raw ramen ingredients.2+2=?
>>31536451I'm sure it's non-cannon. In the Siberia arc I'm pretty sure she was really happy to have ramen in the witch barrier.
The only thing I remember was Midori hating instant ramen because it was made without love and with cheap ingredients.
>>31536470We also know she became a magical girl to get away from being a ramen chef.
>>31536483I though it was because she got run over and her family needed money.
>>31536483>Cooking ramen once makes you a shefalright, i learned something new today.
>>31536490>can't even spell chef>dares to cast aspersions on my flawless logic
>>31536483>>31536489Also who the fuck sells their soul to the devil to avoid becoming a chef that's retarded.
>>31536507Joke's on you, I was just pretending to be retarded. lel.
>>31536510Midori's retarded, it's just that nobody notices because rabu rabu.But no really it was to make money for her family.
>>31536510Especially when they have a lucrative writing career.
>>31536529Yeah, but im sure she got hit by some guy with a sports car first.
>>31536510....well, we know Midori isn't the brightest bunny where wishes are concerned.
>>31536530The writing careee happened after her wish because she was using it to hide from the fact that everyone in her officio hated her more than ours hated us.
HEARD YOU GUYS TALKIN SHIT BOUT MAI ANGEL
>>31536542Well, it saved her life at least once, possibly twice already.checkmate, atheists!
>>31536565Your angel a shit.
>>31536542>>31536529>>31536530Actually the Siberia Arc revealed that Midori lied to Chiaki about her wish because she apparently was very embarassed about it.>Especially when they have a lucrative writing career.It got popular after she already contracted. I wonder if it was actually her wish to make it succesful. Or to "become someone like Miracle Midori" and this is why she keeps her wish a secret?
>>31536565I just really dislike Maya Angelou okayCan't I have my own opinion
>liking ramenbutt more than burgerbuttSeriously?
>>31536619They are both perfectly good in their own way. We are a connoisseur of such things.
>>31536619No accounting for taste.
>>31536619>Not wanting to bugs midorin's bunnies.
>>31536619I prefer mai angels not to always be on the verge of snapping and stabbing me through the chest. Just a personal preference thing.
>>31536583>Or to "become someone like Miracle Midori" and this is why she keeps her wish a secret?Hahaha, thats silly anon. That doesn't make any sen->She looks exactly like her character>Her MG power is illusion>She doesn't want her parents to knowOh god, what if she doesn't want to see them because they won't recognize her?
>>31536628They should fusion dance, then. Best of both worlds.
>>31536619>not being a haremfagpls
>>31536638You pleb-tier motherfucker
>>31536641Yea, that would sound like a wish some girl from a poor family would make.
>>31536642...This is pretty agreeable.
>>31536641I don't think shes interacted with her parents since the start of the quest.
>>31536641Wasn't she already contracted when she started the manga. Other wise how would she know about murderface being a magical girl.
>>31536666I think I asked Decu a question about that. I don't remember the exact response, but I think that he said that she's at least given them a phone call before the Siberia arc.
>>31536689>her wish was to make her mangas come true>she's actually urobutcher/deculture
>>31536689Magical girls are the Worst Kept Secret in this setting.
>>31536689>Other wise how would she know about murderface being a magical girl.Kharn dragged Malal and Muderfaec pretty often to Hanegawa`s. Was mentioned during the Kharn Flashback as well as during the Siberia Arc.She started MMxMM when she was still at school.
>>31536708Yeah everyone knows about magical girls but how much does the general population know about specific members and stuff.
>>31536689Kharn and Malal dragged her into the ramen store once or twice I think. Back when Murderface was essentially Kharns pet murder hobo.Makes you wonder why the fuck Midori chose her as the target for her affection.
>>31536721Chiaki, Kharn, and Malal ate at her family's shop a lot.
>>31536720>>31536727But how would she know at that point that Murderface was a walking death machine?
>>31536162With the door to your apartment closed and locked tight, you decide to let Midori rest. It's...it is pretty late, and you'll lecture her about keeping the door closed whenever she's indoors tomorrow morning. Or whenever you wake up. Just not now - she's sleeping the sleep of the vindicated dead, and you're not that far gone that you'd feel right waking someone up from that.Kicking off your heels - sending them tumbling across the living room carpet, to jostle against the shoe rack by the door - it's here that you carefully scoop up Midori's slack, snoring form into your arms. She'd be better off sleeping in the master bedroom rather than on your chair - and besides, the way she was sleeping, she'd wake up all stiff and aching. Not something anyone deserves to wake up with in the morning.As you lift her from your chair and into your arms, it's here that you catch a whiff of her unperfumed scent - a faint note of dried sweat, barely even there, hidden underneath the fruity tang of her hair. Her shampoo, probably. ...Kiwi? It smelled like it. It's...not a bad scent, all told, one you don't really mind at all.She's warm, too. Even through her clothes and yours, you could feel her body warmth pooling against your own - a soft, comfortable heat against the slight chill of the apartment's climate control. A palpable reminder that you are in fact holding someone in your arms - someone alive, someone vital, and someone...important. Someone who had willingly given themselves to you, even with everything you were, and had decided to stick with you - even with everything you've become.[1/2]
>>31536641How.. how long ago did Midori contract? When did our first incidence of recurring amnesia occur? Could that have happened as a consequence of her wish because we were too far from her Murder Mayumi ideal?
>>31536727If Malal's description is to be trusted Midori "couldn't keep her eyes off Murderface" so I'd say it was plain old fashioned physical attraction
>>31536727She needed somebody dark, broody and mysterious to contrast with her bright heroine. Even without seeing her in action, Murderface fits dead on.
>>31536739...Not that you needed reminding, of course. Enhanced Magical Girl upper body strength notwithstanding, Midori's a bit...on the hefty side. Not really that heavy, just that...well, you're more suited to carrying heavy weaponry all day, and not other Magical Girls taller and less noodlier than you. The fact that you're already breathing hard when you finally lay down Midori on the bed in the master's bedroom and draw up the covers around her isn't making you consider asking Yuu tips in strength training at all, oh no.With you thumping a loose fist against your lower back - every dull impact making you wince in pain - it's here that you plod back to the kitchen, Midori's ramen supplies in hand. After dealing with all the shit of being a Warmaster today, making ramen would be easy, right? You just need to tear open the ingredient and flavor packs, dump everything and the noodles in a pot of boiling water and then call it a day, right? Right.You dump the contents of the grocery bags on the kitchen countertop, and blink at the unfamiliar shit that you see before you. Raw vegetables, raw meat, condiments you've never heard of, bullion cubes...the only thing you recognize are the dried noodles, and they're in a bigger pack than you've ever seen them in.Where are the flavor packs?Where's the dehydrated vegetables and shit you just dump into the water?What the fucking hell is this?! You don't know how to make ramen with this kind of crap!Ditch the ramen idea. Cook something else. Something you know. There's probably something in the kitchen you can use.Stick with the ramen idea. Call someone for help if you have to.
>>31536738I get the feeling Murderface wasn't the kind of person to wash the blood off after a hard days work.
>>31536761I'm sure Malal would have hosed her down or something.
>>31536755[x] Fuck it, get drunk and order something to be delivered.
>>31536755[x]Ditch the ramen idea. Cook something else. Something you know. There's probably something in the kitchen you can use.Wasting good ingredients is a shame because it's two meals wasted. Waste stuff that's closer to expiration date, instead. Don't forget to put the things in the fridge!
>>31536755[x] Ditch the ramen idea. Cook something else. Something you know. There's probably something in the kitchen you can use.
>>31536755>[x]Ditch the ramen idea. Cook something else. Something you know. There's probably something in the kitchen you can use.
>>31536755>[X]Stick with the ramen idea.Who we gonna call?
>>31536755>[x]Stick with the ramen idea. Call someone for help if you have to.Call our blond Goddess of Victory!
>>31536755>[X]Stick with the ramen idea. Call someone for help if you have to.This sounds interesting
>>31536755[x] Fuck it, get drunk and order something to be delivered.Effort is for sober people.
>>31536755[X]Ditch the ramen idea. Cook something else. Something you know. There's probably something in the kitchen you can use.
>>31536755>[x]Ditch the ramen idea. Cook something else. Something you know. There's probably something in the kitchen you can use.Proper Ramen is serious business, no way we don't set things on fire trying to do that.
>>31536755>[x]Ditch the ramen idea. Cook something else. Something you know. There's probably something in the kitchen you can use.It's time for soup and waffles.
>>31536755>Ditch the ramen idea. Cook something else. Something you know. There's probably something in the kitchen you can use.Midori obviously has a plan for this stuff. No point in wasting it.On the other hand, we're in a kitchen that Mami stocked at least once, so it's probably in pretty good shape as far as stuff goes.>>31536770Malal & Mami certainly would have forced her to, occasionally.Kharn? Maybe not so much. "The blood stains are her trophies!", she probably would have declared grandly, while brandishing her own clutch of skulls.
>>31536755[x]Ditch the ramen idea. Cook something else. Something you know. There's probably something in the kitchen you can use.Knowing our luck, Chiaki would probably end up burning down the apartment.
>>31536755>[x]Stick with the ramen idea. Call someone for help if you have to.
>>31536755[X]Ditch the ramen idea. Cook something else. Something you know. There's probably something in the kitchen you can use.put it away to preserve it. Midori wanted to prepare proper ramen for us? save it for another time.
>>31536755[x]Cook something else.[x]Do it yourself.Come on Chiaki, you are a big girl. You can do it. Just do irish cuisine. Cut everything, throw it into a pot and boil it until it smells funny.A Warmaster that cant even cook for herself would be an ebarassment.
Drinking is cooking.
[x] Fuck it, get drunk and order something to be delivered.
>>31536809On the topic I kind of want to see a picture of Malal trying to clean Murderface with a garden hose sometime.
>>31536755>[X]Ditch the ramen idea. Cook something else. Something you know. There's probably something in the kitchen you can use.Midori would probably get mad at us if we wasted her ramen supplies making shitty ramen.
Rolled 2>>31536755>[x]Stick with the ramen idea. Call someone for help if you have to.Too cute
>>31536827Kharn laughing in the background."You're next."
>>31536828>making shitty ramen.Well, there's one easy solution.We make the Best Goddamn Ramen ever.How hard can it be?Throw it in a pot of boiling water, then just add EVERYTHING WE CAN FIND that tastes good.
>>31536837Kharn puts on a bikini and invites others over as well for the "Outdoor Kharn-Wash"
>>31536837>Malal fully naked except for her helmet, being hosed down and everyone short of Kharn puking their guts out due to pukepowers
>>31536781>>31536801Dont samefag pls
>>31536828>Midori would probably get mad at us if we wasted her ramen supplies making shitty ramen.Midori? Never. She might write her last will before trying to eat it, but she won't say anything.>>31536845I like you.
>>31536837Kinda like this maybe?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_oaTP_oRsc
>>31536755Ask braids for help. She lived as a normal girl by herself so she can probably cook.
Rolled 11>>31536845Pancake FlourHoneyButter
>>31536854>le samefag faceGood thing multiple people in this world can share an opinion. Especially when it's not yours.
>>31536827Hat-chan.Make it happen.
>>31536821>>31536825Seriously dude, stop that shit.
>>31536781Maybe not entirely drunk. Maybe just a little drunk.But yeah, get pizza.
>>31536755>[x] Fuck it, get drunk and order something to be delivered.
>>31536878Can't, I'm at work and suffering from a rapidly deteriorating mental state
>>31536738Well Kharn isn't exactly quiet or subtle and she likes to talk about their fightsMidori served them since she helped out in the shop2+2 = a cat?
Try and cook it anyway. You can do it.
>>31536854Sometimes people make a suggestion that others like. It's happened more than a few times in more quests than this one.
>>31536755>>31536882>[X]Getting tipsy and ordering out sounds good. Just remember to stash the groceries in the fridge.
>>31536889>[x] Fuck it, get drunk and order something to be delivered.
>>31536890Don't make me come over there!;_;
>>31536890Hang in there Ele- Hat.
>>31536845>We make the Best Goddamn Ramen ever.Whiskey Ramen?
>>31536755[X] Ask Braids for help.Come on, ramen isn't a hard dish. Just boil everything, toss in noodles, sprinkle fresh spring onion on top. We can do this. This is less steps than killing a witch.
>>31536755Alright, I have stuff to do so this may be my last bannya for the day if someone wants to take over. Good luck with 'Midori'~
>>31536939that was my immediate thought, yes.
>>31536946>Good luck with 'Midori'~>'Midori'
Thanks everyone for their well wishes. I can't take over banners today now that NECO's bowed out. Can someone else please take over? Thank you
>>31536898We've only read one chapter. We know from the last thread that some of our friends have been featured.>Volume 2, Chapter Five. Murder Mayumi defeats Sword SakuraMidori is a notorious friend shipper. I'm sure Kharn and Malal have been featured.
>>31536900Why do people keep making these screenshots? They literally prove nothing.
>>31536946>putting quotes on itFUCK YOU CAT YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON LAST THREAD FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFYou're such a dildo I love you man
>>31536965Dont be mad.here, have a magical companion transformation.
>>31536965Why do people keep accusing people of samefagging?They prove literally nothing.
>>31536739>kiwi shampooIsn't kiwi the code for MidorixWendy shipping?
>>31536983kiwi sounds like a good ship to me.
>>31536983If it wasn't before, it is now
>>31536983I like the sound of this ship.
>>31536983>>31537006>>31537037Please don't be suggesting what I think you're suggesting.
>>31536960We peeked at Midori's drawings and she already has Kharn and Pinky expies.Miracle Midori's harem grows.
>>31537046Sounds like the best end.
>>31536490>cooking ramen makes you chefBut of course! It's like you've never been on /ck/!
>>31536946I was going to keep laying down and read the thread on my smartphone, but I can do this.For about three and a half hours, anyway. After that, you guys are on your own.
>>31537046The Midori on the couch is Wendy. The real Midori is still at work.
>>31537046A kiwi has black seeds.
>>31536983Oh god, Midori is having a Wendy dream and that makes her hair smell of kiwi. It is alerting us to the danger. Green's hair is the danger alert system!
>>31537061More like Midori is cheating on Chiaki with Wendy
>>31536565Not at all, Midori is olev, she's integral part of the watermelon.Now draw her like one of your French girls!
>>31537077"cheating" how, exactly?They've had one date. It's not exactly indicative of lifelong commitment.
>>31537077And then Chiaki cheats on Midori with Wendy.
>>31537077Chiaki's girlfriend is cheating on Chiaki with Chiaki's girlfriend.Isn't that masturbation?
>>31537095Not even sure if it has happened yet and It's not really a date is it?
>>31537102Then they both cheat on Wendy with each other.
>>31536646Yuno is nothing like that. She'd never stab her beloved one. She all about stabbing the other people.
>>31537103Only in cases where there's only one girlfriend.
>>31537121>MAXIMUM PARANOIApfft, this is nothing. This is background radiation level paranoia, nothing more.
>>31537103Depends on how strong our soulgem attunement is.
>>31537121The shampoo bottle is golden.
>>31537121I should do more gifs, but they're so time consuming...
>>31537120So far we have no proof that Midori isn't Wendy. They're both Callidi. And pretending to be someone else is what Midori was doing when we met her.Maybe there's no Midori. Maybe there's no Wendy. Maybe, just maybe, all Callidi are Pinky and that's why they're all attracted to us.
>>31537154>Wendy drawing MMxMM but never remembering it and sending fan-mail to herself....surprisingly reasonable.
>>31537121>>31536979>>31537133>>31537135>>31537137This is getting silly.
>>31537154I don't think it's likely, but that doesn't stop it from getting me rock hard
>>31537173Thats because you have shit taste.
>>31537154She can't be in two places at once. We grabbed Wendys ass at the stadium at the same time she and Kyoko were tying up their mission.
>>31537154>CallidiIf you want to keep it latin, use the feminine variants - callida/callidae. Otherwise, it's just silly pluralising with -i to make it sound faux-latin.
>>31537173We'll have an army of loyal Callidi at our back. Enishi. Wendy. Midori. Everyone we can find.We'll get ready to make a final stand. And then we hear Pinky laughing. Somewhere behind us, then somewhere else at the same time. Slowly, all our friends' skins melt away, pooling at their feet. The world around us is melting, too. And behind this facade, all we see, all that exist, is Pinky's smiling face."I told you you couldn't win, Homura-chan."
>>31537197>She can't be in two places at once.Said the time travelling personality-split demi-goddessOne person being in two places at once wouldn't even be the weirdest thing that has happened this week.
>>31537198Even if you go back to the source - 40k - all Callidus assassins are female.The fact is, dog latin fits it perfectly
>>31536809I'm pretty sure back during the first few threads Chiaki was described as always being crusted over in the blood from work having never bothered to shower or redo the transformation for a clean costume.
>>31537220Wasn't that after Malal had died?
>>31537228This.Chiaki was in a REALLY bad state after Malal died, and thats where we started the Quest.
>>31537218The recent trend of plonking an -i at the end of a word that just happens to end in a -us just irks me to no end. I'm sure I wasn't seeing it at all just 10 years ago.
>>31537228>implying Malal is deadWe've only got her word for that!Her word, and several witnesses.and probably dental records.
>>31537240I've been seeing it for thirty years at least now.It's not a new phenomenon, but the internet's certainly exacerbated it.
>>3153724010 years ago we didn't have people publishing shit like Twilightsparklepires and 50 Shades of Gray-grunge being heralded as amazing works of art. the internet led to a lowering of literacy,.
>>31537237Malal died about a year and a half before the quest started. It says so on the wiki timeline.
>>31536784 >>31536785 >>31536788You give the ingredients one last look before shoving them into the kitchen refrigerator where they belong. You're not going to even TRY and cook ramen from scratch, that's something beyond your meagre cooking skills. You've never looked at how the noodle dish is made exactly, but you did hear something about having to boil pork bones for an entire day just for the stock alone, and having to chop each ingredients fine enough so they'll add to the flavor instead of just being flotsam in the soup....Yeah, no. You can field-strip an expensive rifle in the dark and put it back together using only your teeth, but messing with high-caliber cuisine like that is just out of your league. And you'd like for Midori to wake up to a dinner good enough to actually eat, not throw up into the porcelain bowl moments later.Taking one of the aprons hanging from a convenient rack of pegs beside the fridge - slipping it on and tying the strings off behind you - it's here that you give the kitchen's supplies a good rummaging, to see if they've got anything that you can work with and make a decent meal out of.Besides booze, of course. Because booze isn't food.+ Um...if you'd like, I can help, + Braids' voice chimes in. + I think you've got enough here for hamburger steak, the freezer has ground beef we can easily defrost-- +Hamburger steak? What is this, kiddy food?+ I agree. If we must serve the Green one dinner, it must be an adult dish. + Dildoes' arch voice cuts through amidst Braids' stuttering. + Spaghetti would be good. +That's...that's not really adult, and she already had spaghetti during your date...+ SALAD. + Murderface growls. + HEALTHY. SALAD. SHE. NEEDS. TO. EAT. HEALTHIER.+...Well. Seems like you can have the three stooges assist you.It's that or just order pizza, you suppose. You can't go wrong with pizza.What do you cook for Midori?Hamburger steak.Spaghetti.Salad.Order a fucking pizza already.
>>31537281Murderface wasn't really good at coping with the loss.
>>31537290>[x]Order a fucking pizza already.Clearly the superior option here.
>>31537290>Order pizza. Get drunk
>>31537273>>31537266I never even understood how it started. English is the only language I know of that lifts pluralisation rules when importing words from other languages, but only as long as it's from latin or a latin descendant.
>>31537290>Besides booze, of course. Because booze isn't food.WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO MURDERFACE> Order a fucking pizza already.
>>31537290>[x]Hamburger steak.With fried eggs on top, shit will be so cash
>>31537290>[X]Salad.We're not confident we won't burn the place down using heat to cook, if anyone asks.
>>31537290>[x]Hamburger steak.Midori gonna be so proud.
>>31537290>[X] Order a fucking pizza already.>[X] Throw together a salad on the side.Salad alone isn't fuckin' dinner, Murderface-fragment, but your heart's in the right place.
>>31537310>I never even understood how it started. English is the only language I know of that lifts pluralisation rules when importing words from other languages, but only as long as it's from latin or a latin descendant.It's the same in German. Greek/Latin words follow their original grammar, the rest is raped until it fits German grammar.
>>31537290[x]Salad.[x]Order a fucking pizza already.
>>31537290>[x] Hamburger steakDropping spaghetti all over her tits will not win any favors, salad is boring, pizza isn't homemade food and therefore is bad for this purpose
>>31537290>Hamburger steak? What is this, kiddy food?FFS Japan, not taste at all.>[X]Hamburger steak.It's fucking proper food you slanty-eyed fishguzzlers.
>>31537290[X]Hamburger steak.[X]Salad.one steak does not a meal make.
>>31537290>[x]Order a fucking pizza already.Open up the Kong!
>>31537290Other:[X] Order a yakisoba hamburger pizza with a salad on top.Yakisoba pizza is a thing in japan, right?
>>31537290[x] PizzaScrew these squares. Pizza and booze time.
>>31537290>[X]Hamburger steak.It's simple enough that Murderface can't fuck it up.
>>31537334>Dropping spaghetti all over her tits will not win any favorsUnless we eat it off there, too.
>>31537290>[X]Order a fucking pizza already.I shudder to think of what kind of culinary abomination we're going to get listening to these three.Hamburger and Spahetti Pizza with vegetables and liberally spiced with Kong, probably,.
>>31537290>[x]Hamburger steak.>[x]Spaghetti.>[x]Salad.>[x]Order a fucking pizza already.Yes, this is serious vote.
>[x]Hamburger steak.sleep?who needs to sleep? sleep is for the weak! fuck you sleep!
>>31537332Really? I know German sort-of, but I don't remember any words like that. Do you have an example?
>>31537290[x]Order a fucking pizza already.Nothing wrong with Pizza.
>>31537290[x]Order a fucking pizza already.We don't need to make shit that's not going to be very nutritious anyway. Sometimes you gotta know when to delegate.
>>31537290>[X]Hamburger steak.>[X]Salad.Good main with a nice side is perfectly adult food.Besides most kids could cook better than our intrepid protagonist right now anyway.
>>31537261He'll you could have Madokami herself telling you she is dead it it probably still would be a ruse by Malal
>>31537290>[x]Hamburger steak.Spaghetti has...unfortunate, if amusing, implications. Salad is heresy, we don't want Midori to stop being fat. Ordering out is giving up.
>>31537290[X]Hamburger steak.[X]Salad.Both of these.And I figure since the homusquad is helping, we will do fine. I am sure Dildoes for example knows how to cook.
Why do I feel like these are some of the hardest choices I've had to make in this quest?
I wanted to post my yaranaika edit to go along with my spaghetti vote, but my phone is being stupid and I have a meeting now anyway. Later, guys. Have fun!
>order pizza>drink kong>not all of it>pizza arrives>sprinkle kong over pizza>offer the same to midorin>she hesitates>insist because it tastes awesome>she eats it>not_bad.jpg>sprinkle over her pizza too>she gets drunk>"Shempai"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
>>31537290[X]Hamburger steak.[X]Salad.BALANCED MEAL IS IMPORTANT FOR MAINTAINING ENERGY AND NUTRITION IAN AN ACTIVE PROFESSION
>>31537290Hamburger steak, talk to Braids and ask her how our Sayaka measures up to hers
>>31537290[X] Order a fucking pizza already.
>>31537290>[x] Hamburger steak
>>31537290>Order a fucking pizza already.
>get drunk>order pizza
>>31537290>[X] Order a fucking pizza already.
>>31537378How to make salad by Murderface>Ingredients: Kong, raw green stuff>Drink some kong>Throw leafy greens into a bowl>Drink more kong>Drop knife onto floor while cutting up some bell pepper>Why the fuck were you chopping a bell pepper again?>More kong>Stir>Kong>Sleep>Clean up mess in the morning
>>31537386I like this plan. Hamburger steak with a side-salad.>>31537372Because we can't savescum our relationship flags.
[x] Hamburger steak[x] Salad
>>31537290>[x]Order a fucking pizza already.Chiaki, cook? Pls.
>>31537341Oh wow, it actually really is a thinghttp://www.japantoday.com/category/new-products/view/frozen-yakisoba-pizza
>>31537373Got ya covered, Hat.
>>31537290[x]Salad.[x]Order a fucking pizza already.Its been a long ass day. long ass days call for pizza.
>>31537290[x]Hambagah & Salad Combo
>>31537416>find out there is no mess in the morning>look in the trash>all actual trash disposed of>no salad in trash>go to ask midori whats up with that>find her passed out drunk>mumbles in her sleep>"Shempai~">lewd grin on her face>drooling>"Shempai~ not again, hehe"
>>31537426You can get Yiros and Tandoori Pizzas in Australia.
>>31537452The fuck is a yiros?
>>31537447>"No more shempai, Im already so full~"
>>31537290>>[X]Hamburger steak.>>[X]Salad.While we appreciate Dildo's suggestion, we had spaghetti last time.
>>31537434>Midoris face in the second last panelImma dying
>>31537290Don't fret, anons! Just remember the good times!
>>31537447You aren't getting what Anon is saying by "drink kong", are you? All the kong goes into Chiaki, none of it goes into the sald.
>>31537372Meh. I figure so long as we try and get something decent, Midori will be pleased. We can always order a pizza if we fail, but I think atleast trying to cook will impress her.And with Homusquad helping, I figure we can indeed cook successfully. Dildoes probably went to a cooking school or something somewhere along the line.
>>31537434I would, absolutely, 100%.
>>31537452Do you mean a Gyro (pronounced 'heer-OH')?It's the pita bread filed with meat. Little spicy and Greek.
>>31537290[X]Salad.[X]Hamburger steak.We should at least *try* to be a functioning member of the relationship.
>>31537484Some of it may end up in the salad in lieu of a dressing.
>>31537290>[X]Order a fucking pizza already.Booze and pizza. The food of the gods.
>Order a fucking pizza this cooking stuff is bullshit>get drunk because were getting to chivalrous for this shit
>>31537476>typing a γwith a yThis is not good for my OCD.
>inb4:>"Homura-chan! You've been talking with the girls in the gun! I asked you not to! Why wouldn't you listen? You're making me upset!">"They sorta... started talking to me on their own. They wanted to help when I got in a serious danger.">"Really? And was that about?">"Cooking.">"Coo... what? Homura-chan, don't joke with me!">"Seriously, I was about to make a dinner, and you know I how can't make tea without setting kitchen on fire..."
>>31537491According to Wikipedia Yes he does and he's Australian.Obscure regional spelling FTW
>>31537290[x] Salad s
>>31537516And here I thought the Americans were bad at spelling when they took the u's out of everything...
>>31537526Becase yo don't really need those for any actal practical prposes.
>>31537512We should bake her an apology cake.
>>31537549It's roughly as depressing as I thought it would be.
>>31537526> And I thought the British were bad at spelling when they put u's in everything...
>>31537549chiaki what are you doing you look like a dog
>>31537476>Additional meats and sauces however are considered heretical by purists.I wonder who snuck that past Wikipedia's radar.
>>31537555Think about that sentence for a minute then tell me why we actually shouldn't.
>>31537549>>31537560>It's roughly as depressing as I thought it would be.Pretty much this. Jesus how depressing.
>>31537574Well, it would serve to demonstrate the point, but I fear our kitchen would not survive the attempt.
>>31537555Can it be a strawberry topped cheesecake?And by that I mean she wakes up to Chiaki covered in strategic strawberry topping
>>31537600Neither would the rest of the city block.
>>31537549..what the fuck am I looking at?
>>31537574the only way it would work is if the cake was adorned with real soul gemsshe'd probably just eat those and leave the rest
>>31537555Chiaki is technically a few thousand years old so she qualifies as Christmas Cake. We should present ourselves in a cake box as an apology.
>>31537591>>31537560Nah, just imagine kharn off screen, laughing, and malal pointing at her saying 'laugh it up, you're next'Then its only depressing when you realize she's dead
>>31537610To be fair though, that is (or at least, WAS) our day-to-day modus operandi
>>31537610>>31537600>"Goddammit Murderface, we're surrounded!">no choice>we have to bake a cake>"But-">shut up and hand me the flour
>>31537555I want to bake you a a fistful of SHUT THE FUCK UP.
>>31537637Toriko crossover when?
>>31537608Chiaki is more of a pancake than a cheesecake
>>31537589>>31537600>>31537610Calming Pinky down by feeding her Soul Gems would be the more humane option here...
>>31537662Wait, thats not the Pic I wanted to post. What the fuck, /tg/?!
So is it Senpai or Sempai?Is there a difference?
>>31537614What doujin is this from?
>We need to activate the doomsday device. Get the leotard!
>>31537682It's written "senpai" in japanese, but due to bilabial assimilation, it is pronounced "sempai"
>>31537681then it is oddly, scarily appropriate
>>31537685I have no idea. I'm not sure where a lot of these are from...
>>31537621And Kharn would be like "Yeah, no, you know I'm like a cat, I don't need to bathe. I can lick myself clean... or get someone to do it for me."
>>31537681That happens from time to time. An image will get swapped at random from someone who posted at the exact same time as you.
>>31537682It's "Shempai~" ever since the day Dan Kim joined this glorious ride.
>>31537712google image search suggests that's actually from the PMMM manga, with modified text.http://www.mangareader.net/mahou-shoujo-madoka-magica/9/22
>>31537682Both are acceptable transliterations - senpai is accurate to the spelling in hiragana (せんぱい - se n pa i), sempai is accurate to the pronunciation, as the n sound ends up becoming a m when you pronounce a p immediately afterwards.
>>31537733More examples of image swap, please.
>>31537712C'mon Kyouko, with a midriff like that you don't really need anything else.
>>31537736Dan Kim has fuck all to do with that.
>>31537702>BilabialI believe the word is "tribadism".
>>31537742If we're going into the topic of transcription for literature, strictly speaking it should be 'sempai' only as part of dialogue, and 'senpai' in all other instances.
>>31537756This turned up in Rena Quest instead of an image of Cynthia
>>31537774Not really. As with everything else, standards vary - for example, in German translations, the standard is to go phonetic all the way. It's fine so long as it's consistent.
>>31537775>two alligators laughing.jpg
>>31537756I will never live down the time I tried to post this and got a pony picture...
>>31537775And everyone was okay with that.
>>31537756I don't have any other than that one saved because of how glorious it was. It ended up causing /a/ and /u/ to join /sp/ in watching the Superbowl.
>>31537809I was so OK with it I saved the image
>>31537807>>31537775>>31537733If I was programming the forums, I'd leave the glitch unfixed just because it's usually hilarious.
>>31537853>implying that's not exactly what moot does
Hopefully we get a chance to see what the warmaster hat does when put on Midori.
>>31537877[X] Hurl hat across the room.We are OFF THE GODDAMN CLOCK
>>31537877I'm a little disappointed that Midori was asleep. I was hoping we would get a chance to talk
>>31537894And I was hoping we'd get a chance to cuddle
>>31537893No! Just a little experiment!
>>31537893We fuck up constantly. It's not just a work thing.
>>31537926Plenty of time
>>31537926I was hoping for a chance to get lewd!
>>31537434Meeting over! Thank you for posting it for me, anon! I appreciate it!
How many dates do we need to go on before we impregnate Midori?
>>31537943It's not the fuckups I object to. It's the playing a good little dildo warmaster.>>31537957And this is, of course, why Midori was sleeping.
>>31537977The hat has nothing to do with being a dildo.
>>31537877>Put hat on Midori>Blackout>Wake up naked in bed>It's 12 hours later>Midori is naked as well and spooning with you.>Most of the sheets are torn and what's left of them looks like what your costume used to become after a few nights on the job, except it's not blood that's covering it.>Hat itself looks like it was used as a playtoy by a hydra.>Though as you stare at its moist, mostly ruined fur, you can't help the feeling that you hear it sigh in a very satisfied manner.
>>31537975at least one more
>>31537977>Decu wants to keep Chiaki in a state of eternal blueballsMGNQ: The Cockblockening
>>31537992Sounds like a wonderful way to end an evening.
>>31537975Mostly we need to hold her hand, if Hero Quest is to be believedThough there may not be enough happiness in this universe for the egg to hatch
>>31538021>we start to make real progress in our relationships>Midori and Wendy killed off>have to start over with new waifus>rinse and repeatTHE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>We're past bump limit>Still no best spirit>Still no axe-crazy wolf girl making terrible puns>Still no hailing to the spork Either way, we were lacking in Risa art, and so I provide more Risa. Specifically, Valkyrie Risa because one of the writefags asked for it. Non-canon? Perhaps. We've yet to see the full extent of Risa's powers anyways but I thought her super form would be something like her surrounding her self with the armor made out of hollows/animals she consumed in Mexico/Australia. Personally, this only half done. I'm still drawing Chiaki summoning her. I'll put the high resolution version on twitter later today (@CometHalaxis)If you guys have questions or requests for me to draw, either drop them in the thread, or message me on twitter, or something!
>>31538023If MGS could get it done it probably isn't all that much dependant on happiness.
>>31538022Kind of, but I'd like to stop having our body possessed by souls from the beyond who want us to do their lady's bidding... wait. Did we check that the hat doesn't have anything golden in it? Like a golden thread or something?Oh god a golden weapon inhabited by Slaanesh.
>>31537991It is a symbol of the job. And we are OFF THE CLOCK.At least we can pretend to be free of it's tyranny until we have to pick it up, dust it off and go back.
>>31538058Given Ben-Ben's freckles, I'd say Rena had more than a little to do with it, and she isn't here anymore. Hopefully leaving it with Kyouko and Misaka would do it.
>>31538042my only request is that you draw more.
>>31538058We could just take it over to Kyoko or Misaka for a while. They are bursting with joyous energy.
>>31538042This is awesome.
>>31538082the egg and Rena formed a positive feedback loop and supercharged the hatching.It voluntarily leaped out of her hands to avoid exploding
>>31538081Oh come on. We're off the clock, so that means we can do things (like experiment with the hat) that we wouldn't be able to do when being all professional.
>>31538060>Like a golden thread or something?We Life Fibers now?
>>31537338 >>31537358 >>31537377 >>31537444You consider your options carefully. Hamburger steak does sound like a kid's meal, but at the same time, it's easy to make and probably foolproof enough for you not to screw up. Spaghetti's good, but like you said, she's had it before during your date. Salad's...well, Murderface has her heart in the right place, but it doesn't seem like it's enough of a meal on its own. And pizza...pizza's just you giving up, really.So yeah. Hamburger steak and salad it is. And they'll help, right? The three stooges won't just ditch you after suggesting those brilliant ideas?+ Despite my initial disappointment at your insistence of treating the Green one like a child with such selections-- + + H-hamburger steak isn't just for k-kids...! ++ Hush. Like I was saying, if you're that set on making her eat something meant for kids and rabbits, then that's your business, Nameless One. But we will assist you as much as we can. + It's here that Dildoes pauses - and you could swear you could see her flip her hair before continuing. + We have noted that being near the Green one gives you stability, and that's what's important. ++ PREPARE. TO. COOK. + Murderface's words leaves her scarred throat in a wet leopard growl. + ARM. YOURSELF. +...Fuck's sake. You're making a meal, not getting ready for war.+ SAME. DIFFERENCE. +. . .And thus, the three stooges - and yourself - begin to make Midori her dinner. Despite their usual chilly interactions, Dildoes and Braids worked together commendably well to instruct you on making hamburger steak, even so far as agreeing with each other on how much spices to use and just what kind of shape to mold the burger patty into. They agreed on a heart shape, with the sunny side-up fried egg on top also molded in the same way.[1/2]
>>31538149those are red.Though... A golden version might explain Ryuko working for the QBs, the irony of which is otherwise staggering in no uncertain terms.
>>31538163>They agreed on a heart shape, with the sunny side-up fried egg on top also molded in the same way.This is so cute and embarrassing, I love it
>>31538163Murderface, meanwhile, helped you with the salad. That was easier - it's mostly chopping up vegetables and stuff anyway, although she had you boil a single egg and cut it up for the + PROTEIN +. What didn't help was how she was oddly enthusiastic about telling you how to chop the vegetables up a certain way.+ NOW. FLAY. THE. LETTUCE. ++ DISEMBOWEL. THE. TOMATOES. ++ BEHEAD. THE. CUCUMBERS. DISMEMBER. THEIR. CORPSES. +...Did she really need to use that kind of language?+ NO. + Murderface had growled after a moment. + BUT. IT'S. FUN. +After a good hour and a half, your home-made dinner - or Murderdinner, as the three stooges dubbed it - was done. The Murderburger's a bit toasted around the edges, but it's still juicy and smelled delicious. The Murdersalad also looked palatable for rabbit food, and Murderface had insisted that you pour the dressing into a seperate saucer for dipping instead of mixing - as overdressing was a good way to ruin the overall healthiness of the dish itself.All in all, not bad for your first time. It's not restaurant quality, that's for sure, but it's something you wouldn't mind eating yourself.+ Wake her up now, so she can eat it before it gets cold, + Dildoes chides you, and it's here that all three voices fade into silence.Right. Sure. Yeah.You walk back into the master bedroom, wiping your hands on your apron, and it's here that you see Midori sleeping on the bed, just as you left her. ...Or not.Actually, it looks like she'd woken up just now, figured out what was happening, and had dropped back to bed, pretending to be asleep. For one, she's breathing a bit more quickly than before, and it looks like she's trying not to smile.What do you do to wake up your 'sleeping' Callidus?
>>31538163>sunny-side-up egg>moldedDecu, you don't cook do you? That's really hard to pull off.
>>31538163>+ We have noted that being near the Green one gives you stability, and that's what's important. +She must have missed the part where we almost entered a blood fugue because our door was ajar.
>>31538190[x] Lick her soulgem>+ NO. + Murderface had growled after a moment. + BUT. IT'S. FUN. +so kawaii
>>31538163>+ SAME. DIFFERENCE. +You, I like you.
>>31538190[x] Kiss her on the forehead. Isn't that how it's done?>MurderburgerBurger franchise of the 9th Offico.
>>31538190[x]Rattle off dialogue from MMxMM until she wakes up
>>31538190Mount her and stare until she "wakes up"Then kiss her
>>31538190[x] "Good evening. What would you like first - dinner, a bath, or me?
>>31538202To be fair, before Midori that was pretty much daily life.Statistically it's a definate improvement.
>>31538190[X] Kiss her soulgem.
>>31538190Squeeze ass.You know you want to.
>>31538190Be the big spoon.Whisper in her ear that she's not fooling anyone, but that the attempt was adorable so who cares.
>>31538192thousands of years cooking experience
>>31538163Ooh! Torment reference.>>31538190[X] Kiss her on the forehead. Isn't that how it's done?Probably best. Affectionate, without going overboard since we are about to have dinner.
>>31538229Seconding for values of Daaaw
>>31538190Lick her ear to "wake" her up
>>31538190[X]Whisper sensually into her hear that you made her a Murderburger and Miracle Midori Salad.
>>31538263>>31538264Both:[X] Rub soulgem on ass.
>>31538258[X] "You're fooling no-one.Also, I made your ramen, but it didn't turn out so good. It looks more like hamburger."
>>31538190She is sleeping so.. [x]Kissu in the ForeheadNo one will ever know!
I'm too flustered to make my own decision right now, and I like a lot of the suggestions, but this >>31538258 sounds too good to pass up
>>31538241[x]this, because flustered midori is best midori, and this is going to fluster her something fierce
>>31538190[x] Gently shake her shoulder while softly calling her name.Chiaki should have enough experience of Mami waking her up from an alcohol-induced stupor to be able to pull this off.
>>31538190[X] Kiss on forehead.Oh Midori, your acting sucks but that is alright.
>>31538190[x] this>>31538301reasonably in character methinks
>>31538258>>31538277Combine sweet kiss with flustering dialogue.
>>31538190Slowly run a tip of your finger around her ear lobe to see if she can keep the act, then kiss her on the forehead.Also say this:>>31538292>... I made your ramen, but it didn't turn out so good. It looks more like hamburger."
>>31538258This sounds too submissive. BE AGGRESSIVE
>Kiss on forehead>Both drawings are of Midori kissing Chiaki on the forehead Guess I have to fix that soon
>>31538229It really is a brand name too good to pass up. I'm sure dickbutt has a way to make it happen.
>>31538341Isn't it obvious that Chiaki would be submissive in bed?
[x]Kissu in the Forehead[x] "Good evening. What would you like first - dinner, a bath, or me?hmm maybe we could have pulled off the naked apron approach, meh whatever lets gattai this two.>Captcha:666556 68okay now im worried.
>>31538042My only complaint with this is that Risa's tails look mangy and greasy rather than impeccably fluffy. They're probably the only part of Risa thats actually pleasant to touch. And her fingertips and toes are too soft. They're supposed to be clawed, for clawing people in the face. And she's supposed to lose the mask in her released state, according to the pastebin. So I guess thats three things, instead of one thing.Other than that it looks fucking amazing. God damn.
>>31538190>>31538258>[x] "Good evening. What would you like first - dinner, a bath, or me?This is good fun. Make sure to cap it off with a smile! Or closest possible equivalent. Maybe a smirk would suffice.
>>31538343To be fair, with a height difference like that, it would take a reasonably specific set of circumstances to reverse it.Also, after the early thread shenanigins, I would laugh my ass off if you did the classic Shadowruns 'you must be this paranoid to enter' image with Chiaki - y'know, since she actually USES a shower now...
>>31538258Too forward. Besides, when she goes "You, sempai!" we drop enough spaghetti to feed an orphanage despite not cooking any.
>>31538375Pretty much why I'm against it.
>>31538375>Besides, when she goes "You, sempai!" we drop enough spaghetti to feed an orphanage despite not cooking any.Yes, and?
>>31538357it's Noir Risa.Everything is worse in Noir. Even Rena
>>31538042Ah, this is a great piece!Also, I was drawing my own image with Risa in it so this'll be great reference! Though if from my reference for the chainaxes is right, Gorefather and Gorechild are pretty different (though I don't blame you for just making one and reusing it, chainaxes are a pain).
>>31538375I'm not against Chiaki spaghetti here, but honestly Midori herself will almost certainly be too flustered to make that comeback in the first place.
>>31538375Agreed. Anon's not staying in character.Kiss on forehead gets my vote. Clearly what Midori wants.
>>31538258[x] THIS! In complete deadpan. Chiaki "Murderface" Matsuda
>>31538190[x] Kiss her forehead.
>>31538409frankly if she's NOT too flustered, we start shooting
>>31538042Niiiice. Now be a dear and draw the rest of the cast.
>>31538190They've taken the bait! Now to kick Operation Copperhead into full gear!
>>31538493Eh. Really only works when NECO does it.5/10 see me after class.
I'm posting this because I feel like it
>>31536739>our noodily war master lifting someone as... Healthy as Midorin We wot?
>>31538518It's a polite term for fat.
>>31538515You should feel like it more often.
>>31538515Post it as often as you want Hat.More Domination would be super.
>>31538518We also punched Sayaka's lights just a little while ago.
>>31538508Oh yeah?! Well...Well...Nnnggg...
>>31538518Chiaki is a lot stronger than she looks.She can also rip steel handcuffs apart with her bare hands.Also >>31538559
>>31538515Why can't I hold all those feels. ;_;
>>31538543No it's not. It's a term for the state between plain (see Noriko) and fat (see NECO).
>>31538543I never thought of it like that. I'm more in line with this guy >>31538597
>>31538575Try being more unbearably annoying, smug and know-it-all.Also call Midori fat. That always seems to work.
>>31538575You do tend to come off a little over-eager...Maybe dial it back a few notches.
>>31538606I don't like this, not one bit. It makes me sick.
>>31538580I also like if the carrying is done by the other party, but my phone is being stupid and can only download the twitter thumbnail instead of the full res
>>31538580>dem eyelashesHat, everything you do gives me such a cuteboner, I can hardly stand it!
>>31538611What's the matter, worse girl? Are you feeling displeased? Has your bum been bumpered?
[x] Good morning. Would you like dinner. Or a bath. Or me. -Said in an entirely deadpan droning manner, like someone reading lines from a particularly cliched manga.
>>31538606You. You are a bad person for posting that.
>>31538677See the Black eyes?That's just Pinky fucking with you.
>>31538606And Midori eventually managed to crawl her way home by midnight, and met a similarly legless Chiaki outside the door.
>>31538646You. I like you.
>>31538650I like imitating the way Akira Ishida draws eyes
>>31538606I would say that pic brings up my suffering at least to 95%
>>31538229 >>31538258You shake your head here, and you make to call her out on her bad acting, when a better idea strikes you. Walking up and leaning over Midori's prone form on the bed, it's here that you place a small kiss on her forehead - something that she immediately stiffens at, her entire body twitching in response. You don't give her time to relax here, as you move to whisper into her ear something you've read in her own manga, back during the flight to Siberia. A line that was muttered deadpan by Murder Mayumi herself."Evening, Miracle Midori. What would you like first? Dinner, murder...or me?"It has its intended effect - Midori's cheeks blushing, turning a cherry red, along with her ears, and it's here that she slowly - very slowly - grabs the covers and pulls it over her head, all without opening her eyes. You shake your head again, before taking the covers yourself and throwing them back in one quick movement, making the Callidus half-shriek, half-giggle in surprise and astonishment."S-sempai...!" Midori squeaks, still blushing. "I, um, I can explain--""I made dinner," You murmur, cutting her off. "Eat it before it gets cold. I'm not making you another one if it does." Well, of course you're not going to. You'll probably just re-heat the first one, there's a microwave after all.Sitting up on the bed, still flustered but with an embarrassed smile on her face, Midori nods. "I...I know, sempai. I kind of woke up after you put me here, and...I heard you talking." It's here that she blinks. "Um, who were you talking to? It sounded like you were having a conversation in the kitchen...is Kyoko-san here? Did you ask her for help?"How do you respond?...Just talking to myself, that's all. I didn't need help making dinner.It's complicated. You're better off not knowing.Ignore the question, drag her to the dining table by the hand. She can talk all she wants while she's eating the dinner you made for her.
>>315386467/10 idea3/10 execution
>>31538790>[x]Ignore the question, drag her to the dining table by the hand. She can talk all she wants while she's eating the dinner you made for her.FOOD. NOW.
>>31538790>[x]...Just talking to myself, that's all. I didn't need help making dinner.
>>31538790>Ignore the question, drag her to the dining table by the hand. She can talk all she wants while she's eating the dinner you made for her.
>>31538790[x]Just talking to myself[x]disregard question, acquire midori
>>31538790>[x]Ignore the question, drag her to the dining table by the hand. She can talk all she wants while she's eating the dinner you made for her.And let's be as cheesy as possible about it. Kiss the back of her hand, pull out her seat for her, set her place, the works.
>>31538790>[X]Ignore the question, drag her to the dining table by the hand. She can talk all she wants while she's eating the dinner you made for her.The walls have ears! Do not let Pinky know!Also>sempai>not shempaiGet with the times, Deculture.
>>31538796Thanks... What font is that anyway?>>31538790[X] Just talking to myself...Its complicated
>>31538790[x]...Just talking to myself, that's all. I didn't need help making dinner.Fervently deny the idea of getting help. Advice from yourself isn't help, right?
>>31538790>...Just talking to myself, that's all. I didn't need help making dinner."I was nervous, okay?"Don't want to make her nervous by avoiding the question.
>>31538855Yes. We gallant now.
>>31538864shit! i forgot about that! this anon has it right dont let pinky know!>[x]Ignore the question, drag her to the dining table by the hand. She can talk all she wants while she's eating the dinner you made for her.
>>31538790[x] Other"It's complicated. I've told you about the Golden Weapons and the spirits inside them, haven't I?"Actually, maybe we didn't. No time like the present to tell her to never, ever, touch a Golden Weapon.
>>31538790What!We were talking out loud?Oh boy. Pinky must never know that we talk to our other selves or pic related will happen. [x]Ignore the question, drag her to the dining table by the hand. She can talk all she wants while she's eating the dinner you made for her.
>>31538790Seconding >>31538855 [x] this
>>31538790>[X]...Just talking to myself, that's all.Then drag her by the hand. Also that was too cute and now I'm dead
>>31538895DO NOT DO THIS. THIS IS PINKY BAIT.
>>31538889do we have the hat on?
>>31538790>Ignore the question, drag her to the dining table by the hand. She can talk all she wants while she's eating the dinner you made for her.The easiest way not to lie is not to speak.
>>31538790>[x]Ignore the question, drag her to the dining table by the hand. She can talk all she wants while she's eating the dinner you made for her.>>31538864>>sempai>>not shempaiBut Anon, Midori is sober. So far.
>>31538790>[x]Ignore the question, drag her to the dining table by the hand. She can talk all she wants while she's eating the dinner you made for her.
>>31538796>not going the distance
>>31538790[x]Other.[x]"It's complicated and its something for another time."[x]Drag her to the dining table by the hand. She can talk all she wants while she's eating the dinner you made for her.While I think that we should probably talk with her about the DEagle and what we found out about our past thats hardly something we want to talk about after a tiring day.
>>31538864>shempai>not drunk or getting offThat's using it wrong.
>>31538790[X]Ignore the question, drag her to the dining table by the hand. She can talk all she wants while she's eating the dinner you made for her.we can distract her by asking about Siberia. We still need to do that, right?
>>31538864>It's here that she blinks. "Um, who were you talking to? It sounded like you were having a conversation in the kitchen...is Kyoko-san here? Did you ask her for help?"Chances are Pinky already knows.
Gallant is too much for me, but polite is nice. Also, dragging her by the hand adds that little forcefulness that is needed right now. Consider carefully, anon!
>>31538790[x]Ignore the question, drag her to the dining table by the hand. She can talk all she wants while she's eating the dinner you made for her.Pinky might put two and two together, and come eviscerate Midori.
>>31538790>newmidori>something happened to the old midori
>>31538950I agree. Gallant is for foolish sops. Nice and friendly will suffice. Besides, going gallant will just make it awkward, we should create a light atmosphere.
>>31538965That's "New" trainer midori. We had that pic last time.
>>31538581I tend to think that's using magic to enhance her strength for necessary actionsPlus we did nearly throw our back out carrying Midorin to bed
Rolled 4>>31538864[x] THIS
>>31538790>[X]Ignore the question, drag her to the dining table by the hand. She can talk all she wants while she's eating the dinner you made for her.Disregard. Question. Acquire. Alpha. Spaghetti.
>>31538790[x]Ignore the question, drag her to the dining table by the hand. She can talk all she wants while she's eating the dinner you made for her.
>>31538606Goddamn it dan every fucking time I see this
>>31538357Those arent tails. Its a feathered skirt lined with shark spines. Her chest is modeled after a rib cage.
>>31538790"Had a talk with Braids, Dildoes, and Murderface"Maybe she can figure it out herself?
>>31538864>>31538901>>31538916>>31538946>>31538956Oh calm the fuck down people. Pinky isnt retarded and we talked with the Three Stooges so many times already that if she is supposed to find iut out she already fucking knows. If she doesnt why the fuck would she notice it now when we talk ti Midori and not the other dozen times we have been talking to our selves and using knowledge we shouldnt have! I am only voting against telling her right now because "Oh hey im thousand years old my wish was to save my dead e love what I found out through three other past me`s stuck in the Deagle" is hardly dinner talk!
>>31538790[x] Say you were talking to your ex-girlfriend's ex-girlfriend
>>31538790>Ignore the question, drag her to the dining table by the hand. She can talk all she wants while she's eating the dinner you made for her.
>>31538874>Thanks... What font is that anyway?I don't have the faintest, I just put together letters from the other words (W is upside down M)
>>31538357See that's all good when it is hollow RisaThis is or was living Risa when she was doing her bit down in Australia with their officio which is actually a different character who doesn't get the hard claws, changing mask or tails made of sex by all accounts
>>31538790>>31538627Maybe because I am. Like... All the time.>>31538618I don't know if I could do that. Besides, I'm not privy to the stuff to be annoying, smug, and know-it-all about unless it's about which beloved characters are going to die.
>>31538874>>31539058That "font" is my non-cursive handwriting
>>31539026I suppose in the interest of keeping things from Pinky, I should rescind this vote.
>>31539045It's not like Midori doesn't already know more about our past than anyone else. She heard a bunch of it from Pinky's lips in her own arc after all.
>>31539058>I just put together letters from the other wordsClearly I have much to learn.>>31539084See already much better. >>31539088Oh... You should sell it as a font because that's pretty damn good.
>>31539045Well, Midori already MET them. All three of then.I think a lot oif people are forgetting that.
>>31539127would she get the "talking to myself" hint?
>>31539146May well, actually.
>>31539114>>31539088>>31539058Reusing art assets is a very effective if time consuming method of getting text up on edited comics. Fits in real well, if you're willing to spend 30 seconds in paint.
>>31539146She picked up a lot of "between the lines" information pretty quickly during the Barrier Arc while talking to Pinky. Midori's pretty bright if a little, uh... Enthusiastic?
>>31539146>>31539155Pinky might, too.
>>31539161Makes sense.I literally literally started doing edits this thread. So I have no idea what I'm doing.
If Pinky picks it up we just need to explain that we aren't going to listen to them and it'll be all right.
>>31539175>Pinky might tooRead >>31539045
>>31539175... wasn't Pinky already the one who sent out the golden weapons in the first place?Wouldn't she already know who's living in them (and that it's Homuras), or is there something I'm missing re: the golden deagle specifically?
>>31539197Orrrrr we could visit her and apologize before it becomes an issue rather than her coming to get us because she's pissed.Then again, that's the SMART, RESPONSIBLE, CONSIDERATE thing to do, and Chiaki is none of those things.
>>31539206Yeah, but she did so under subtle manipulation by her better half.
>>31539206She knows who's in there. That's why she doesn't want us to talk to them.
>>31539206By the time she realized, Chiaki already had the Deagle, and all Pinky did was say "don't do this thing which will obviously give you an advantage against me"How much she believed us is debatable
>>31539206Pretty much as soon as we started talking to them, she bounced us and said 'Oh, yeah, don't talk to those lying liars that lie, ever, or else!'and we kinda pokerfaced it.
MGNQ Dakimakuras when?
>>31539206Probably Madokami's cheap tricks.
>>31539236I still reckon we should have just told the truth there."I sorta already have. They told me to kill you, and I said fuck that noise."
>>31538190>+ NOW. FLAY. THE. LETTUCE. +>+ DISEMBOWEL. THE. TOMATOES. +>+ BEHEAD. THE. CUCUMBERS. DISMEMBER. THEIR. CORPSES. +Why does it feel sexual. I am ashamed.
>>31539236I didn't talk to them, they talked to me! Honest!
>>31539220After we promised to her that we wouldn't?And you really think that trying to apologize ahead of time to someone as crazy as Pinky is a good idea?
>>31539242I'm working on a Chiaki one albeit extremely slowly. Drawing at a printable resolution is pretty time consuming...
>>31539220I'm all for visiting Pinky just for some small talk and not only because we're running out of time-stops.But let's not do it while Midori is nearby. Or anyone we care for, really.
>>31539271No, it's not a good idea. But it's better than her finding out. Which she will.
>>31539262It sounds like the lyrics to a metal song to me.
>>31539262You're now imagining her using that language to describe sex acts. While she commits them. Roughly.
>>31539271er well we honestly didnt know and if we played the card "they told me to kill you, i told them to fuck off" may work on miss yandere eldritch abomination
>>31539262>>31539284I finally remembered what this reminds me of.VEGAN. BLACK. METAL. CHEF.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZns7LYIpsw
>>31539287+NOW. HOLD. THE. HAND.++INTERLOCK. THE. FINGERS.++CONQUER. THE. LIPS.+
>>31539281Wait really? I was just joking but that's awesome.Anyway, yeah take your time, something like that is bound to be time consuming.
>>31539283...But she knows already you stupid shit. We have talked to them a dozen times already.Please explain to me logically why she shouldnt know that by now.And If in fact she doesnt know by now how she should find out when we talk to Midori about it if she didnt find out all the times we talked to ourselves. This does not compute!
>>31539342Because if SHE confronts US with it our apologies will not look like somebody who feels guilty, but of somebody who didn't want to get caught. And that's worse.
>>31539342Seems like it's less "oh no she'll find out about them" and "oh know she'll find out that we're talking to them even though she specifically told us not to on pain of fuck you."
>>31539330NOW. SEIZE. THE. HAND.ftfy
>>31539318This is magical.
>>31539342YES! >>31539341I don't have the last sketch here, but I'll try to have another preview by the next thread, I hop
>>31539358Next you're going to say that it's worse than Get Fucked!
>>31539372Disregard this post, I misread the one I replies to.
>>31539342>We have talked to them a dozen times already.Most of the time, conversation with a Golden Weapon's spirit does not include actually verbalizing anything.I mean, aside from this time, whenever we spoke with Risa or Yuu, no one mentioned us talking to the air.
>>31539385Dammit, quoted the wrong post. Meant to link this >>31539330 instead
>Finally watched RebellionSweet Mother of AI YO
>>31539385Your image captures my reaction.You the nongender specific entity Hat.Rock on.
>>31539358>>31539372But its obvious for anyone who knows about them and who would listen to us while we were alone that we have been talking to them. This still does not compute!Like I said, there is a huge chance Pinky already knows is she has been around us. And if Pinky hasnt been around us, why would she find out when actually talk about the Deagle to Midori and not the dozens of other times we talked wih the Deagle?
>>31539373Thanks, friendo.>>31539374This anon seems more suited to it, but given how much fun it was coming up with slam jam yaoi dialogue, I'll consider it for the coming /wst/
>>31539421ALL. OF. THEM.YES. THOSE. TOO.AND. THOSE.
>>31539436Pinky probably knew the moment they spoke to us the first time. Why else would she wait until after we started using their abilities?
>>31539403>spirit does not include actually verbalizing anything.But thats not right either. When we talked to Risa Blueberry noticed too.
>>31539436I know she knows. We all know she knows. But think of it like this : when you were little, if you broke something, is it better that you confront your parents/caretakers about it, or if they had to come to you and drag a confession out of you?
>>31539476Other:[X] Blame it on sibling.
>>31539415Did you get mad at first?
>>31539486That'd be good too, but it's not really an option here. "It was my doppelganger" might have some very dire consequences if Pinky decides we're the 'wrong' Homura.
>>31538833 >>31538849 >>31538855 >>31538864You open your mouth to reply here, but close it with a frown, instead grabbing Midori by the hand and dragging her bodily out of the bed. The green-haired Callidus squeaks your title again, breathlessly this time, and you hear her stumbling behind you as you pull her out of the master bedroom, down the hall and into the kitchen. Where your own culinary masterpiece has been painstakingly plated and laid out on the dining table.Still keeping a firm hold on her hand - doing your best to ignore just how soft and warm she felt in your grip - you haul her to her chair, forcing her to sit down, before gesturing with your free hand to the food. After a moment of the both of you looking at each other, you let go of her hand and gesture to the food AGAIN, for emphasis."Hamburger steak and...and salad, sempai?" Midori's eyes go wide, and the surprised smile on her face is nothing short of dazzling. "I...you made all of this, for me? By yourself?"That should be obvious, yes. No one else is here to cook for her except you, and you're not wearing this apron for your health. And she can plainly see the mess of unwashed pots and pans cooling in the sink, along with the mess in the kitchen countertop of vegetable peels and all the other crap.But anyway. Yes, you made her dinner. On your own....Getting help from your past selves still count as doing it on your own, right?"It...I can't believe it, sempai. It looks...everything looks delicious." Midori shakes her head, still grinning. A moment later, and she squeals, one hand clamping over her mouth. "Eee, t-the hamburger steak and the egg, it's shaped like--"Like a heart, yes. The egg was particularly challenging to do. You had to rifle through the baking supplies and cheat using a cookie cutter mold.[1/2]
>>31539509"I...it's like that bento you got me, sempai..." Midori is positively squirming in her seat, now. "I-I don't think I could eat it, it's too cute--"...You've talked about this before. If she doesn't eat, she'll get sick. And it'll get cold and you'll have to throw it away, so it'll go to waste otherwise."B-but--"EAT."Okay, okay!" Midori giggles, relenting. "Anything you say, sempai. Just...um, allow me to..." It's here that she takes her smartphone from her jacket pocket, and points it towards her food. A click and a simulated sound of a camera lens whirring shut, and the green-haired Callidus grins. "Got it!"...What? Did she just take a picture of her food? What the fuck ever for?"Just to make sure I don't forget, sempai, even after it's gone." Midori grins at you, cheeks still red. "S-sorry. I just...it's the first time that...that sempai actually went out of her way to make me a meal. N-not just buying me one, but actually cooking for me." She shakes her head once more, before bowing shyly in thanks. "So...thank you, sempai."Silence. Awkward silence.Well, she...she should thank you after she tastes it, at least. You didn't taste-test it yourself, so there's a chance it actually tastes terrible.And what is she waiting for again, exactly? It's getting cold!"R-right! I'll...I'll eat it at once!" She claps both hands together, a determined look on her face. "I'll enjoy sempai's first homecooked meal for me!"...This feeling. What is it?Is it happiness?...No, you shake your head.That's probably just indigestion or something. You had to eat your first failed burger, and that one wasn't cooked all the way through. Urgh.You take a seat beside Midori as she takes her first bite of the burger - and you grind your teeth together as she chews her mouthful carefully, with the air of a particularly particular gourmet.[2/3]
>>31539433We are talking about Chiaki so...
>>31539476The latter. My parents weren't really good at parenting, fairness or honesty.
>>31539528Her eyes widen, and she looks at you. "I-it's good, sempai! This is...this tastes exactly like hamburger steak should taste like!"Your own eyes follow suit behind your glasses. R-really...? They don't taste like shit or rotten flesh or anything?"N-no! It's...it's a bit on the peppery side, and the sides are a bit crispy, but other than that it tastes great! T-the egg's cooked the right way too, with the gooey yolk soft but not raw!" Midori starts to dig in with gusto. "T-thank you, sempai! I didn't really get to eat lunch because of training, so this is just...!"You shake your head. If she's going to eat, she should eat. If she's going to talk, talk. But not at the same time."R-right! Please excuse me, sempai...!"You find yourself smiling, leaning forward with your elbows on the table as you watch Midori eat the dinner you made for her. With your own two hands. She's even eating the Murdersalad, dipping the forked vegetables like Murderface herself predicted she would. Complimenting you on how juicy and fresh the ingredients are, and how the dressing - a fruity vinagrette - is refreshing with the salty savoriness of the hamburger.Murderburger. Huh. You should probably pitch that to Kyuubey, one of these days.Anyway, seems like this is a good time for some conversation with your Callidus. You haven't seen her all day, and you...well. You missed her.Ask her about her day.Ask about Siberia.ASk her about something else. (Write-in)
>>31539528>You take a seat beside Midori as she takes her first bite of the burger - and you grind your teeth together as she chews her mouthful carefully, with the air of a particularly particular gourmet.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>>31539545>[x]Ask her about her day.Chikuwa soon, fellow questers.
>>31539545>[X] Ask her about her day, then Siberia. I don't want this to become an interrogation and ruin the atmosphere , but we really need to know so we should ease her to the subject
>>31539545>Ask her about her day.>Ask about Siberia.One is something we want to ask. The other is something we need to ask.
>>31539545>[x]Ask her about her day.
>>31539545[X]Ask about her day.[X]Ask about Siberia after she's done eating.Stuff like that is gonna ruin somebody's appetite.
>>31538946part of her almost certainly does. Hopefully it's doing a decent job of keeping it from the rest of her,Fuck knows parts of us are managing to give us the complete runaround.
>>31539545[X]Ask her about her day.How's training?
>>31539545[X]Ask her about her day.[X]Ask about Siberia.both are important, we can't rush in to business so soon but it IS important that we know about what happened up north.
>>31539545[x]"Its still Chiaki."[x]Ask her about her day.>Ask about Siberia.THIS IS NOT DINNERTALK!
>>31539545[x]Ask her about her day
>>31539545>>ASk her about something else. (Write-in)Ask her about if a movie/anime is in the works....
>>31539545[x] Ask about her day
>>31539545>[x]Ask her about her day.>[x]Ask her what she wants next – a bath, or Chiaki
>>31539545>[x]Ask about Siberia.Get this out of the way first.
>>31539545[x] Ask her about her dayWe can go into Siberia afterwards and now ruin the mood / event of her getting a nice meal
Rolled 5>>31539545>[X]Ask her about her day.BASIC DINNERTIME CONVERSATION FOR NORMAL COUPLES
>>31539545[x]Ask her about her day.Chiaki can do small-talk, r-right?
>>31539545[x] Ask about her day.[x] Ask about how the Miracle Midori and Murder Mayumi anime is going.
>>31539545[X] Ask her about her day, then Siberia. I Agree with Hat-chan in that we want to approach it subtly. No interrogation, but its time we learned that Madoka is truly still there.And about the fragments.
>>31539545>[x]Ask her about her day.>[x]Ask about SiberiaAlso now we have collective knowledge of three spiritual chefs can finally make that proper posh haggis Kyouko was so eager to taste.
>>31539561ASk her about something else. (Write-in)Ask her opinions on Chikuwas.
>>31539545>Ask her about her day.That's something normal people do, right.Besides, we've been curious.
>>31539545>[X]Ask her about her day.Ease into it>[X]Ask about Siberia.It's been what, 110 threads? It's almost humorous that we haven't yet.
>>31539639I think we brought up the subject once and she evaded answering
Now seems like a good time to ask her opinion on Chiaki forming a harem
>>31539545[X] Ask her about her day, then Siberia.
>>31539545We should invest and start a fastfood chain "Murder King".
>>31539668We can ask that later. Right now we need exposition.
>>31539545>[ x ]Ask her about her day.>[ x ]Jump her bones after the dinner. It is time Chiaki got some.
>>31539666WE did, however, say we'd make time any time she wants to talk about it.
>>31539545>[x]Ask her about her day.nice things first
>>31539701>"I'm pregnant, Murderface. And you're the father."
>>31539677We should swing it by Coobs for sure. He'd probably jump all over it.Then we can see the glory of 8-ball trying to upstage it.>>31539692Also we really should at least make out with her.
>>31539545>Ask her about her day.
>>31539701and lets complete this with Mamidonalds
>>31539692Remember to put the hat on her.For science.
>>31539721I sometimes forget that Coobie in this AU isn't such a gigantic cunt.We should totally run it by him, even as a joke. He might find it funny.
>>31539753>I sometimes forget that Coobie in this AU isn't such a gigantic cunt.Oh no. He's still a gigantic cunt. Just a different KIND of gigantic cunt.
>>31539545Guess who's coming to dinner?
>>31539753>>31539760Yeah, he's still a gigantic cunt compared to the better incubators.
>>31539766NECO, you had enough screentime already, plz go.
>>31539767There are better incubators?
>>31539753>>31539760Yeah he's motivated by money now. Which is why Murderburger is such a great idea.He wants to advertise us to the world right?
>>31539766hopefully she's not filled up on tomatoes elsewhere.
>>31539766Chiaki would eat a NECO.
>>31539753Should just mention it offhand after a meeting. "Made dinner last night, called it the murderburger. Might be a good bit of branding if we ever go into fast food."
>>31539766Is it Wendy? I hope it's Wendy.And Pinky.
>>31539782The Seventh and Seventeenth are actually pretty nice guys who seem to genuinely care about their charges.
>>31539789You're disgusting.Have you TRIED eating pure, raw fat? Nope. Nopenopenope.
Alright! Pausing thread for now so we can have another one tomorrow! I wasn't expecting to hit autosage so quickly, hahaha! Anyway, thanks for your participation and feedback is really appreciated!I don't think we have any writeups for today, so questions answered before I go to bed!
>>31539810Not that kind of eating>>31539814Can Chiaki cook at all or does she need to rely on the three stooges?
>>31539810FLESH. OF. THE. FLABBY. ANGELS.>>31539814MURDERBURGER, best idea, or BEST IDEA?
>>31539814On a scale of 1-10, how lewd can this dinner go.
>>31539814Thank you for the thread!
>>31539814What does Midori taste like? What about Wendy? What about Pinky?
Murderburger should be a burger joint where all of the burgers are vegetarian
>>31539814After 196 MGNQ Threads: Who is your favourite MGNQ character so far?
>>31539832She can't cook unless someone's there to teach her, yes. She's learning now, though!>>31539833It's going to give Chiaki more Kyuubey points for sure!>>3153983411.
>>31539852You forgot an s on the end there.
>>31539814Thanks for the thread Decu!Now, for the question; >>31539834This.
>>31539814When will chikuwa as food actually makes its way into the story?
>>31539832>Can Chiaki cook at allShe can now.She's got the manual dexterity for it, just lacks the knowledge.>>31539852>not killing the cows at the table for MAXIMUM freshnessdisgusting
>>31539814Thanks for running, food is serious business!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived!Speaking of food, I'm not done with dinner yet!
>>31539342Because Pinky is insane and therefore unpredictable.
>>31539866Appears questions been answered, never mind!
Is it possible to cook while in timestop?
>>31539342>Please explain to me logically why she shouldnt know that by now.Same answer as always, dude. MALAL.Madoka is every bit as broken in the head as Homu is at this point, and every bit as adept at keeping secrets from herself.
>>31539814You mentioned drawing stuff on Twitter? Need more Wendy.
>>31539862>11You hear that? Be sure to set your lewd-o-meters to max for the next thread, we're gonna finally getting a taste of Midori.
>>31539814What are the kanji that make up midori and chiaki's names?In the original series, everyone's surname was at least in kanji.
>>31539862>It's going to give Chiaki more Kyuubey points for sure!Can we bring it up next time we talk to him?
>>31539892hypothetically? Yes.You can drag objects into timetop by touching them. So you could drag all your ingredients in.You'd be limited as fuck as to what you could cook in the time limit of how long Timestop lasts, though.
>>31539473>When we talked to Risa Blueberry noticed too.Okay, I had to take the time to go through the archives, and no, Sayaka did NOT notice Chiaki talking to Risa, because everything was pulsed.So you're wrong.
>>31539834Is 10 hand-holding or cuddling, anon?
>>31539938>Okay, I had to take the time to go through the archives, and no, Sayaka did NOT notice Chiaki talking to Risa...actually, she did.Recall the oil rig, when we first chose to take control of Sayaka, and Murderface was mumbling to herself about Risa "bustin her balls?"
>>31539577So much this.
>>31539938Chiaki did blurt out stuff about the high score while on big shell.
chiaki should timestop and cover midori in something then lick it off herbutter i guess
>>31539985If we want to give ourselves the non-cute version of diabetes, maybe.
>>31539937Except holding food that is cooking is called burning your goddamn hand.
>>31539766Guess who's having her kneecap privileges revoked?
>>31539861It's hard to say, but my favorite by far is Sayaka and Amber!>>31539870There's a possibility, yes!>>31539892It's...I think it's possible but can be challenging. And you'd get Pinky asking you constantly about what you're making.>>31539912Hah! >>31539922I'm...not really too sure about that, that's a bit above my power level!
>>31540012Is it fatty?
>>31539958I think its just that sometimes Chiaki forgets to pulse it when she's talking to the golden weapons and ends up speaking out loud.I think if she was concentrating on it, she can do it silently.
>>31540023So holding out on us until thread 200 huh.
>>31540023>And you'd get Pinky asking you constantly about what you're making.Would she still ask constantly if we were cooking for her and it was a surprise
>>31540009I don't think you need to keep holding it. Once it's in it's in, unless it gets more than a certain distance from Chiaki.Cooking is static enough that you could probably pull it off.
>>31539985>licking butterThat's disgusting anon.
>>31540049of course. Pinky is like an excitable child.If anything you'd get even more "is it done yet" that way?
>>31540061Well what else would we cover her in, soda?
>>31540023> I'm...not really too sure about that, that's a bit above my power level!Hand it off to the cat or the hat and have them figure it out!Speaking of which, since Madoka in this verse ended up with the surname Kaneda, is there a possibility that the kanji for character's surnames has changed? (EG Miki Sayaka)
>>31540054By which I mean, you'd pull all the raw ingredients into time stop as you need them.
>>31540079the traditional standard is "whipped cream", I believe
>>31539958>>31539963That's one instance, while in all other instances of Chiaki talking with the souls in the GW, it was all pulsed and silent.So it's more likely that most of the times we talked with the Three Stooges, that it was pulsed.Especially since Pinky gave no indication that she knew we had already talked with them when she appeared at the beginning of the Big Shell mission.
>>31540084>Hand it off to the cat or the hat and have them figure it out!I guess... I have some translator friends I could pester a bit? The one time I wrote their names, for the kiss chart, I used hiragana...
What does ramenbutt's butt feel like?
>>31540128Rubber stretched over a rough sphere of hard noodles
>>31540128The face of God.
>>31539814Thanks for running!Question: Can we go see Pinky (as in trigger Time-Stop) just because? It wouldn't count towards the limit of uses we're allowed, right?
>>31539927Definitely can!>>31540084Ahh, I've never really thought of that, but that is possible!>>31540128Like resting your head on a cloud.
Matsuda is a very simple name, there's only one way to really write it. 松田 Pine tree, rice field. There's not really any way to make it more interesting.Chiaki is more interesting, there's a wikipedia page with some writings/readings here.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiakiHanegawa I'm not too sure about, but I know that the similarly named Monogatari character's name, 羽川, could be read as Hanegawa. The characters mean 'feather" and "river". There are probably other ways to read and write it.Midori as a name is, to my knowledge, always written in hiragana. As we all know, it means green. There's a kanji that means green and is read as Midori, but I've not seen it used as a name.
>>31540261Our goal should instead be to find a way for her to manifest fully in the real world
>>31540128On scale of 1 to Wendy's Butt, Midori would be 8.5.
>>31540293Where is NECO's butt on that scale?
>>31540259Midori's butt is a religious experience.
>>31538726"You had a rough day too?"
>thread 196Heh, looks like Dan and Hat are safe for now.
>>31540276>千晶, "thousand, sparkle"I vote for this one.
>>31540276I'll add a disclaimer, though, I'm still a student. I may have made an embarrassing mistake or two in my assumptions.
>>31540282I think she ssaid she could do that when we find all golden weapons
For anyone not on twitter, here's the finished thread 200 pic. Sorry I didn't get everyone in-- just ran outta space.I'm going to do one more piece for thread 200, then that's it!Your choices (coloured pieces): phone lock screen (with your favourite pairing, write in) desktop wallpaper (pinup style, your favourite character, write in) something else?
>>31540318Dan already finished his drawing. I haven't even started and I might be going out of the city for the holidays tomorrow. I'm making a very cross face right now, but you can't see it
>>31540303We can't tell for sure. NECO's butt is too big to fit on any scale...
>>31540276>千秋, "thousand, autumn"I vote this. As noir as it gets.
>>31540354Gimme me Chiaki and Midori lock-screen, Dan. I need it. Also, I like thousand autumn
>>31540354> desktop wallpaper (pinup style, your favourite character, write in)Midorin~
>>31540354>I'm going to do one more piece for thread 200Update>>31540362I believe in you, Hat.
>>31540354[X] desktop wallpaper (pinup style, your favourite character, write inDo Wendy. Do iiiit
>>31540354>[x] desktop wallpaper (pinup style, your favourite character, write in)Pinky. We need a Pinky pinup.
>>31540354>[x] desktop wallpaper: Lewd Kyouko
>>31540354>[X] desktop wallpaper (pinup style, your favourite character, write in)Malal
>>31539385>sees gifmy god... it's perfect
>>31540354> desktop wallpaper (pinup style, your favourite character, write in)Pinky. You know you want to.
>>31540276>not using 末堕 for Matsudahttps://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/末#Japanese>the endhttps://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/堕#Translingual>1. fall, sink, let fall>2. degenerateBing translates it as "End of the fallen"
>>31540354PHONE LOCK SCREEN OF WENDY AND CHIAKI
More Wendy art pls
>>31540354>Mary SueWhere's Annie?
>>31540354>>31540354> desktop wallpaper (pinup style, your favourite character, write in)A Wallpaper just with the new characters that MGNQ spawned. Basically the MGNQ Cast only without the original Meguca Meduca-Grils!
>>31540354>[x] phone lock screen (Pinky x Murderface (not Chiaki-Murderface, Murderface-Murderface))
>>31540430>>31540417>>31540424>>31540390God dammit.Do you just want a harem end pic? With Chiaki sweating in the middle with sweater boobs all smooshed up around her face?
>>31540354Phone lock screen please!
>>31540354> desktop wallpaper (pinup style, your favourite character, write in)Mami's mamis
>>31540409>implying Kyouko can be non-lewd even if she tried
>>31540467Sure. I meant to do one eventually, so the more the merrier.
>>31540467W-well if you're offering...
>>31540354Kumatora or Enishi pls!
>>31540430>>31540467Aww yis.I'm a Wendyfag but harem end feels so right.
>>31540430>>31540354Decu knows his shit. Wendyxchiaki PLS
>>31540467Pic relatedAlso>/tg/>Ever deciding on anything>laughingchinesecartoongirls.jpg
>>31540467>sweating in the middle with sweater boobs all smooshed up around her faceGotta zoom-out of Chiaki's face, her hands each placed on ramen and burger booty.
>>31540354[x] phone lock screen (with your favourite pairing, write in)Chiaki and Midori
>>31539922>>31540023>I'm...not really too sure about that, that's a bit above my power level!Both Hanegawa and Matsuda are fairly normal Japanese surnames. Some quick goofing around with a dictionary and IME gives me 羽根川 and 松田 respectively.
>>31540429I think that's getting into the territory of mashing kanji together and making up your own reading, but it's not like that doesn't happen all the time in Japanese media.末堕末 matsu meaning "the end"堕 from the first character of 堕落 (daraku, depravity/corruption) read as da.Very unusual, I don't think it's a name/reading you'd ever see in real life, and it's a little bit tryhard.
>>31540276Names are one of those weird places where the readings can get totally wild, so you don't necessarily have to worry about keeping everything neat and tidy.Matsuda, for example, can be anything from >matsuhttps://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Category:Japanese_kanji_read_as_まつ>dahttps://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Category:Japanese_kanji_read_as_だalmost literally any combination of these. (this probably doesn't distinguish between on'yomi (japanese from chinese), kun'yomi (native japanese) and all sorts of other weird sorts of potential readings that may or may not be kosher for common use in proper japanese naming tradition.Pick shit that seems symbolic, like >>31540429 did. That's half the fun.
>>31540576>and it's a little bit tryhard.Her previous name was "Murderface"
>>31540467>Midori's boobs and Wendy's butt smooshed around her face
>>31540517>>31540496>>31540488>>31540482>>31540479Well, harem it is, then.See you in thread 200!
>>31540467Please. Please I need this.
>>31540611Oh god yes
>>31539937I think I can cook some scrambled eggs in 5 minutes tops, if it's on gas.
>>31540354Christ Dan this is massive, I want to get it printed out for my wall because I am pretty sure it would be the right scaleYou are incredible and somewhat scary[x] voting for Sayaka / Kyouko wallpaper because honestly they get nowhere near enough love even though more Midori will probably win
>>31540274>Like resting your head on a cloud.TODO: rest head on ramenbutt's butt for an entire night
>>31540591And she specifically chose a normal everyday name for herself. I have the feeling Chiaki would just write it as 松田 千秋.
>>31540737P.S. thinking a bit more about it, she may even just write her first name in Hiragana.松田 ちあきIt even has a nice symmetric look that way.
>>31540760Chiaki would to totally write it in hiragana. The big question is: how did Mami write down when she filed the new name in our profile
>>31540651Literally everything in this image is perfect>Box o' "S"But this gives me the biggest laughboner.
>>31540785>how did Mami write down when she filed the new name in our profileAnon, thread is over. Please cease the shadowruns.
>>31540827I don't think that's meant to be any sort of shadowrun, just a question of what Mami wrote 'Chiaki Matsuda' as in official papers since nobody would have a name completely written in hiragana.
>>31540582On the Midori front, we've gothane:羽: feather, wingand then whatever feels best from(g/k)awa:川: A river, stream, or brook.河: A river, a stream.側: A side of something; a part of something.皮: An animal skin, hide, pelt, fur, or leather; a fruit or vegetable skin, bark, peel, husk, shell.革: Leather.
>>31540859Mami's own name is written in katakana.
>>31540354This is brilliant. I love it.You should feel good, anon.
>>31540878>wing leatherMidori is a BIGFATBAT
>>31540607>Pinky's lewd regions
>>31540943alright, aBIG FATLEWD BAT
>>31540890That's her given name only. It would be abnormal if her entire name was.
>>31541080And I was saying Chiaki will write her given name in hiragana, with her family name in the most boring kanji available.
>>31541103And I'm addressing the person who called out shadowruns while wearing his shadowrun glasses too tight.Why are you even replying with something I'm not even arguing against ?
>>31540859>>31541103Chiaki is almost certainly going to be written as 千秋.Not only is that one of the more common writings of the actual given name itself, but 千秋 can also be read "senshū", meaning "a thousand years".That's just too good a dichotomy not to make use of.And to think, that name was more or less selected totally arbitrarily.
>>31541207My favorite part about the name is that it also fulfills the PMMM naming scheme of having names that could be used interchangeably as first or last names
>>31541207That's kinda creepy all things told.
>>31541202I.. I may have gotten myself mixed up somewhere.I said that I think Chiaki would write "Matsuda" in kanji and "Chiaki" in hiragana. Then Hat called out that Mami might have penciled in Chiaki in kanji. This started my shadowruns and I assumed Hat meant that Mami would choose some obscure kanji with a deeper meaning. Then some anon said it's unusual to have a name written in anything other than kanji and I corrected him by pointing out Mami's own given name is written in katakana, i.e. I don't think she'd have anything against Chiaki's first name just being written in hiragana.I think the chain of replies got confused somewhere.
>>31540049IF YA SMELELLELELLLLLLLLWHAT THE HOMUIS COOOOOKAANNNN
>>31541354Ahh, you misread that somewhere and I made the mistake of not taking the post Hat replied to into account.I said it would be unusual if the name was -completely- in -hiragana-. I was thinking that since Chiaki only communicated her name verbally.. Mami would have needed to make the entire thing up. (though Chiaki totally could have written it down offscreen for her later, or just not give a damn.)
>>31540276>>31540582>>31540878Yeah, nah disregard that. Here you have the true meanings:
>>31540467So... another pic of all the characters, but lewder this time?
>>31541685She's a witch?
>>31540429Now that I'm looking more closely at this, I think the intended use of this reading as "the end" isn't "the stopping point of", but rather "the last vestiges of". Which would, rather than meaning "the corruption stops here", probably end up being closer to "we've pretty much used up all the corruption at this point; guess we've got nowhere to go but up."Also somewhat fitting, but not quite as inspirational.If you wanted more inspirational, you'd probably go with 末沱 (末 meaning "the end of"/"the last vestiges of" and 沱 meaning "flowing of tears"/"sorrow".)That said, it's far more likely that regular-type Matsuda (松田) just got used rather than Murderface hitting the books to try and figure out a symbolic reading for her surname.Amusingly, one of the potential katakana readings of Matsuda, "マツダ", is one of the ways you can write Ahura Mazda, the Zoroastrian Big Good.Also the same as the car company, but fuck it.
>>31541702Who comfu here?
>>31541658>>31541685>>31541702>>31541735Where are you guys making these?