You are Shax Bonemurder, Raid Leader and Detective Extraordinaire! After a hard boiled grilling of a panel of experts you have what you believe is a solid lead on the case presented in front of you: a grizzly ritualized serial killing spree. With some intuition and mostly Sitri's contributions, you have an idea of the sort of creep that would commit these crimes! It's time to hand the description to the chief of Lanketh Police.>CURRENT ADVENTURE PARTY: http://pastebin.com/tZ3saVGK>ABILITY TREE: http://pastebin.com/aBfqv1vP>CHARACTER Point: 1>I'm the boss! Points: 0>You Have: >36/40 BtB exp>34/40 MSiF exp>8/40 CyRCTHaM exp>14/16 FMMM exp, 2/2 Tidal Points"The hell is this?" The ape-man says, gripping your note with a description of fomorian slaves. "No, seriously, I can't read it." You may have written it in a rush. Sitri's singing was distracting, you can't help it! Allonces' pitying eyes are somehow the most hurtful thing about the whole ordeal.After a few moments of trying to explain what certain scribbles meant, you quickly realize that you are not sure of what you had written down yourself, and you haul Sitri back in to give a testimony. You also explain Fomorians, the patterns, and everything else to the chief."Huh. That's an actual lead. Guess it wasn't too bad to call you in here after all. I'll put in a good word for you with my bosses, alright?">You've got a political 'in' with the Lanketh government! Yay!What now, though?>We got more city sidequests!>Let's go find a place to crash for the night.>Let's go find hit up the residential district!>What kinda goods do they make here? Manufacturing and trade quarter here we come!
>>31498025>We got more city sidequests!Need more sidequests.
>>31498025>We got more city sidequests!Need 100% completion bonus.
>>31498025>Go find a tavernLet's see if we can't find a sidequest and maybe a new companion there.
>>31498025>Let's go find a place to crash for the night.Sidequests are great but we should find a home base as soon as possible.
>>31498025>What kinda goods do they make here? Manufacturing and trade quarter here we come!
>>31498025Oh shit son! I thought you couldn't run today?
>>31498164I managed to clear it up. I would rather run late than not at all!Also; side quests look like the choice.You only had two other known ones. Which would you like to investigate?>The high priests of Lanketh have a council seat open, so there is an amount of politicing going on. >There is a festival coming in a few weeks, so a lot of the supplies merhcants are raising prices before festival sales kick in.>Other. You'll go looking for trouble!
>>31498025>Let's go find a place to crash for the night.We just crossed the sea and fought flying pirates and found an ally god and help with a police investigation.It is time we go find a place before night. We can continue our quests later
>>31498248>The high priests of Lanketh have a council seat open, so there is an amount of politicing going on.
>>31498248>Other. You'll go looking for trouble!The true Goblin way.And in an adventurer twist, head to a tavern. Everything important happens in taverns.
>>31498248None of those two actually interests me right now and i dont want to go around looking for trouble, so>go find a place to stayi guess. if i have to choose a sidequest then>Other. You'll go looking for trouble!cause fuck politicing
>>31498248>Other. You'll go looking for trouble!I kind of want to mess with the political scene sense we just got an in with the government but I can't resist the mystery box.
>>31498248>There is a festival coming in a few weeks, so a lot of the supplies merhcants are raising prices before festival sales kick in.Merchants = gubbins
>>31498248>Other. You'll go looking for trouble!
Alright! Writing, then.I do need to grab supper somewhere along the way so some update this thread will be longer than normal.
>>31498248>The high priests of Lanketh have a council seat open, so there is an amount of politicing going on
>>31498248>There is a festival coming in a few weeks, so a lot of the supplies merhcants are raising prices before festival sales kick in.CARNIVAL!
>>31498025>>We got more city sidequests!
>>31498297no need to be a whiner
"Hey boss," Sitri speaks up with a yawn, "Don't you think we ought settle down for the night? It is getting a little late."You barely hear her over the constant sniffing you're doing. This whole city smells good, in your opinion. The spices are thick in the air, and everything is so much more lively than places you've been to. "Okay, soon, sure, but I still want to keep looking around for a bit longer, okay?" Brokagh and Fetid seem up for the crawl, but Allonces, Bearbreath, and Sitri seem a little tired. Maybe dragging them around with you would be a little selfish. "Tell you what, though, if you and anyone else wants to find a place to stay, go ahead and do that for me, alright? Though I don't know how you'll get in touch with me..."Bearbreath chants and a small man shaped bundle of sticks appears in his palm, it jumps down and scurries up your cape. "Here. It's a Bogun. It'll guide you back to me whenever you're ready to find us. But, for now I'm gonna head out. See you later, boss." Sitri and Allonces give quick goodbyes and excuse themselves as well.Brokagh walks up to you and ruffles your hair, "Alright, Boss, looks like it's time to hit up a tavern. I'll show you how to get proper drunk." Fetidclaw punches him in the shoulder. "Come off it. I ain't seen the boss drink before. She might not be interested in that sort of thing."You place a hand on your hip and give a dismissive sniff. "I can handle drink! I've drank tons of alcohols. Why do you think I carry this around?" You lift up a flask and shake it. The sloshing of your lemonade can be heard inside. Good thing they don't know lemonade is in there! "A tavern sounds like a good idea! Bound to be all sorts of info gathering in it!"The orc breaks out into a fierce grin. "Then just follow my nose! I'll pick us out a good seedy dive.">Follow Brokagh.>Pull rank. You'll go to somewhere a little more respectable!
>>31498297I support getting shitfaced with the our krew.
>>31498721>Follow Brokagh.Is it going to be time for Drunk Shax? Because that sounds amusing as hell, and likely to come with plenty of collateral damage.
>>31498721>Follow Brokagh.Maybe we'll get in a drunken fight and Brokagh will end up engaged with another person.
>>31498721>Follow Brokagh.You have to go to a shitty bar and get blitzed with your friends at least once.
>>31498721>Follow Brokagh.Hope they won't mind a demolished tavern.
>>31498721>Follow Brokagh.Shax was gonna go looking for the toughest dive bar in the city anyway! No, really! It's not like she's just following Brokagh to not appear wimpy or anything!
>>31498721Here we go!By the way, I'm not sure if this would be worth expanding upon. Opinions?
Seems pretty unviersal! Let's follow Brokagh!
>>31498901I'd rather imagine Shax as a bartender. That giant sword on display? Don't ever bother the barkeep.
>>31498978Yeah, that might be cool.
>>31498978Too humble an occupation for Shax.She's destined to be Overlord or a Goddess.
>>31499047God of Oversized Weapons?
>>31499047who said she wouldn't be? This is just a hobby she picks up to look mature and experiment with alcohol without having to drink the results.
>>31499063God of being surprisingly good at things.
>>31499047Why not both?
>>31499170Obviously we become Overlord of the Gods.
>>31499047I don't think Shax has any interst in ascension. Plus it'd probably ruin her character, no matter how you write it.
>>31499192I dunno. All the immortal beings we have seen so far seem pretty laid back and don't seem to act in a typically godly way.
>>31499047NahShe's gonna be a wandering kensai
"Sure! Lead on, if you're tough enough!" Brokagh laughs and slaps your back. You stagger a bit. Fetid covers his face. "Make sure it is a real rough 'n tumble place! One that'd suit someone like me.""Like a candy shop?" Fetidclaw mumbles.Brokagh winks at you, "You can rely on me, boss."You end up walking past half a dozen different bars before you get to one that satisfies the brawler. A motley collection of species lurk in here. There is a great deal of the apes of Lanketh, but a few lizardfolk, some weird looking bird people, and a few horribly misshapen pale guys are all drinking in here and yelling at each other. There is some kind of ape man with an accordian singing on a stage, with a juggler as well. You giggle and watch him keep six balls in motion. Wow! He's pretty good. You take a seat at a table Brokagh leads you to, and kick your feet under the table while watching him."What'll it be hun?" An ape in an apron asks Brokagh, who is leaning back in his chair."Got any Deadrot's Best?" Sounds pretty tough."You know it.""Give me a flagon of that."You take a hand off your chin and wave it. "I'll take one of those, too!" Something that tough suits you.The ape stares at you, then gives Brokagh a look, "You don't seem the type, darlin'. Maybe I misjudged you."Brokagh shrugs, and laughs. "She's actually my boss. Nothing going on there, I promise."Fetidclaw leans over to you, "Maybe order something else, Shax? Like a Frinzeek's Fuzzy Fabble. Those are pretty tasty." He looks at the waitress pleadingly. "You don't want to drink anything too strong, anyway, right? You got work to do in here."Oh, he has a point. "Okay! I'll take one of those.""Alright, cutie, I'll get your order in."When the drinks arrive yours has some sort of curly straw in it.>Sip your drink. Resist blowing bubbles (and fail).>Toss the straw out and knock back some Fuzzy Fabble!>Slowly sip it and try to listen in on some conversations.
>>31499357>Toss the straw out and knock back some Fuzzy Fabble!Shax trying to act tough is both hilarious and kind of adorable.
>>31499357>Sip your drink. Resist blowing bubbles (and fail).
>>31499357>Sip your drink. Resist blowing bubbles (and fail).Why order a drink with a straw if you don't intend to use it?
>>31499357>>Sip your drink. Resist blowing bubbles (and fail).
>>31499357>Slowly sip it and try to listen in on some conversations.Information gathering!
>>31499357Play with the straw. Blow bubbles. Realize you're supposed to drink.>>Sip your drink. Resist blowing bubbles (and fail).
>>31499357>Sip your drink. Resist blowing bubbles (and fail).BUBBLES
I see everyone is taking the mission seriously.Writing!
>>31499357>Slowly sip it and try to listen in on some conversations.All business.
>>31499628Curly straws are no joke.
>>31499628curly straws are serious business
You grab the straw and take a sip. Oh wow. This tastes really good! It's sweet and smooth, but it has a mature and rich taste. It makes you feel really adult-like. Plus you think the way the reddish liquid slowly raises up through the curly straw is really cute. You idly flick it with your wrist as you glance around the room, and the straw skitters around the edge of the cup. You let out another giggle. You take another sip. Is half the cup gone already? How much time has passed? Is it getting a little hot in here?The loud laughter of Brokagh gets your attention. "What're you findin' so funny Brokkugh?" Suspicious. "Tough guys shouldn't laugh so much. They should be quiet and cool." That's just how it works. Handsome guys just quietly nurse their alcohol and say wise things every now and then, in your opinion."Eh? You say somethin', boss?" Brokagh has some weird looking bird lady in his lap and is laughing about something with two ape guys. You aren't sure when they showed up. "I was just talking to my new friends here about our adventures. We're all a bunch of big deal raiders, after all." He slaps his hand on the bird girl's round rump. Who likes butts that fat anyway?"You ain't a big deal raider, Brakking. I am!" You slap your chest and get up. Standing is a little harder than you remember. You grab your drink and sip on the straw. Oh, it's empty? "You just showed up 'cause you heard how cool I was." Fetid stands up and puts his hand on your shoulder. "Ooookay, boss. Let's sit back down. Brokagh is getting info in his own way. No need to draw attention to ourselves.">Set Brokagh straight.>Sit down and sulk and sip on another drink.>Prove to him you're better at info gathering and go to another table.
>>31500000>>Prove to him you're better at info gathering and go to another table.
>>31500000>Prove to him you're better at info gathering and go to another table.We are the best investigator.
>>31500000>Prove to him you're better at info gathering and go to another table.Drunk Shax best ShaxNext up, trying to balance her sword on her nose, with hilarious (And probably messy) results
>>31500000>Prove to him you're better at info gathering and go to another table.Please be a table full of high ranking demons and tormentors.
What a tough and brave boss. I hope to be as brave as her one day.Writing.
I can't help feeling I should have cut that lower part off. also>>31500000>prove we're number one
>Drunk ShaxThis is going to be great.
So am i the only one that thinks that shax isn't actually drunk and just thinks she is(placebo), or that they gave her the drink with the least amount of alcohol possible(hell baked goods have more alcohol than this drink), and she still got wasted..
>>31500562A Small goblin body mass doesn't process alcohol well.
>>31500218Chief quick question, how would Shax react to this situation?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRRsXxE1KVY
>>31500562I don't think Shax' body knows how to process that much sugar. Or fresh fruit in general.
>>31500607She'd get hyped, that's what.
>>31500607She would beg to come to the show.
>>31500607Overhype Wrestling Quest when?
You stick your tongue out at the gnoll, "His way is dumb and slow. I'm great at info gathering. Everybody likes talking to me. I'm gonna go get more info than stupid Brokagh and his fat butted ladies could ever get.""Hey!" The bird woman says. Brokagh laughs and says something that gets her attention.You're having a hard time standing straight so you grab your sword and use it to help you get to a table with a bunch of ape-men. "Hey, any of you guys got a problem? You lookin' for some trouble? Anything I can help with?"One ape man with a tiny pair of bifocles turns his head towards you and raises an eyebrow. "Not really my type, sorry." "Hehh?" What the hell is he talking about.The ape looks a little bewildered. His friends are laughing at him. "I mean. You're a little young, right?" He gives you an apologetic look.You've never been so insulted. "I'm an adult you dumbhead." You lean over and get up close to his face. "Which is why I can help with your adult problems. You do have some right?" He looks visibly uncomfortable. Ah ha! "I knew it!"His friends find this uproarious. "I don't know if I'd really describe them as a problem...""You sure about that, mate?" Some knee slapping. "She's got your number."You place a hand on your hip and laugh. "Your friends seem to think you do! Nothing can hide from my eyes. So what is it? Are you being hunted? Got a secret treasure you need recovered? Oh! One you need protected?! Where are the bandits you want me to scare off?!" You wave your sword around. The laughter ceases instantly."Fuck me, is that thing made from cardboard?" It hits the ground with a thud. A hush settles in. "I wouldn't take her up on the offer, mate, you'd wake up with a broken back."The glasses ape tries to shoo you away. "I think we've both gotten a seriously wrong impression here. You might just wanna go, alright?"You struck out. No luck here you guess.>Hit up some other tables.>See if Brokagh or Fetidclaw have had any luck.
>>31500607She'd kick John Cena's ass, that's what she'd do.
>>31500809thats is if she can see him.
>>31500607I forgot how good that intro music was. Also, she'd probably be a wrestling fan.>>31500562She is legit drunk.
>>31500805>Hit up some other tables.
>>31500805>Hit up some other tables.We WILL prove that we run this shit.
>>31500805>>Hit up some other tables.keep going. Drunken diplomacer style
>>31500805>Hit up some other tables.Can't let Brokagh win.
You're not about to come in second! Writing.
This was a bust. Which is weird, because your finely toned information gathering instincts from a successful campaign of gathering side quests from seemingly anywhere and everywhere were screaming at you that there was something going on here. You can hear them now, shrieking in your mind like one of those terror lizards.Oh wait, that is from someone whose foot you just crushed with your sword. He'll be fine. Probably. You've crushed tons of people with this sword before, and none of them died from a foot wound. You keep walking through the tavern, ignoring the commotion behind you. Oh, there is a lizard person sitting all by himself! You go over to his table and sit down in front of him. "One Fazzu Fabber, please, ma'am. Thank you." You hand her a coin of some kind. The waitress gives you an appreciative nod. You glance at the lizard guy. "So. What's your story? Out here by yourself. Lizards are pretty cute, you know." You lean forward, resting your head on a hand. "I ride one around a lot."Your scaled companion gives you an unreadable look. "I'm afraid I'm not a pack animal." The waitress places another drink in front of you. It has a cool straw, too. "As for why I'm here, I'm just trying to think about the mess I'm-" He cuts off as you blow bubbles in your drink. With a sigh, he continues. "As I was saying, I am just dri-" More bubbles. "Which is to say, I have a few problems that have driven me to waste away in this bar." You're drawing a cute lizard on the table."Lizards shouldn't have problems. Their carefree nature is what makes them so adorable." That's fact. You're kicking your feet now as you look up at the person you're sitting across from. "So! Let me help you. What's up?"Apparently, he's on the run from some sort of sauromancy academy who disbarred him for unlawful conduct. They've sent assassins after him.>Offer to take out his assassins for a reward!>Tell him to come along with you on your journey. You'll protect him!
>>31501469>Offer to take out his assassins for a reward!Lizards are cute, but not Turtle-cute. Besides, we already have a lizard.
>>31501469>Offer to take out his assassins for a reward!
>>31501469>Offer to take out his assassins for a reward!>Tell him to come along with you on your journey. You'll protect him!Why not both?.jpgShax bonemurdered, only raider to finish raids with more people than she began with.
>>31501469>Tell him to come along with you on your journey. You'll protect him!>>31501540But not a sentient one!
>>31501469>Tell him to come along with you on your journey. You'll protect him!Sauromancy seems pretty interesting.
>>31501469Offer to kill the assassins and as a reward he can come with us.
>>31501469...So, how is Dominions 4, Chief?I wasn't sure, till now.>Tell him to come along with you on your journey. You'll protect him!
>>31501469>>Offer to take out his assassins for a reward!
>>31501469>Tell him to come along with you on your journey. You'll protect him!
>>31501561I dunno. Our company is getting a bit too multicultural. Some diversity is good, but if we keep this up eventually we'll get two races who hate each other and I really don't think Shax can undo centuries of racial hatred.If we find Turtle-folk, I'm on board 100%. Especially if they're, like, Turtle kung fu monks or something.
Alright! Let's count this vote up and get to writing.
>>31501651We already have people who hate each other. We have dwarves and elves and fish dudes who don't care about anyone. The bad dudes need all the help they can get.
>>31501728But none of them hate each other like, say, the dwarves hate the squidfaces.
>>31501745Well then they can just suck it up. This is a silly reason not to recruit people.
>>31501777The easiest way to prevent conflicts is to actively avoid them.
>>31501811It hasn't even been a consideration until now, not even when we recruit the good races. Who we just finished fighting.
>>31501854Precisely. People we recruit should just be glad that they get to raid instead of being the ones who are raided.
"Wow, that sounds rough. I'm not outlawed by my own kingdom. Yet. I can't imagine what it'd be like, having to survive on your own." Hey, don't you sorta do that anyway? "But that is okay. I'm not a part of this weird sorrymansir cult you've got. So come along with me! I'm traveling all over the place and then back to another continent. So if you hang out with me you don't have to worry about this stupid business."The lizardman sighs, "I appreciate the offer, but I really must decline. I started this problem and-" You slap your sword on the table. "Shut up and come along with me."He starts trembling, "I don't think it is a good idea, these assassins are highly trained. They wield foul magical powers th-"You chew on the straw and spit it out, knocking the rest of the sweet drink out in one go. "I'm not gonna let a cute lizard like you die in a stupid ape city." You stand up and grab him by his weird vest thing, and start dragging him back to your table.Brokagh looks up at you. "Bagged yourself a man? I didn't know you were the aggressive type, boss."You pull him up, "Hey, we're protecting this guy for a bit. He's in danger from assassins who want to kill him. They don't know where he is, though, so don't bring it up. Got it?!""Maybe not the best thing to tell the whole bar, boss," Fetidclaw says tiredly, "But alright. Maybe we ought to get back to the others?"Brokagh drapes his arm around the giggling bird girl. "Only if I can bring my catch, too."You point at him. "You're betrothed to some nice young dwarf girl. Behave." You turn to Fetid and growl at him. "And you, you weren't even trying tonight. What's the deal! As punishment you have to carry the lizard. He says I can't ride him around."
He looks a bit sheepish at the surprised looks he gets from your two adventuring members. "Not, ah, in those exact words. Also I can walk just fine.""Walk off to a cowardly corner, you whiney baby. Come on, we gotta follow a little wooden man." Fetid puts his arm around the lizardman and leads him towards the door."Is that euphemism for someth-" The bogun hops out of the collar of your cape and starts waddling in a direction, "Oh."You wake up to a blazing bright sunlight that you're pretty sure isn't supposed to be that bright in a room you don't remember entering. Allonces is sleeping face down with her arm across your neck, and Sitri is curled up in the opposite direction with her hand on your stomach. She's mumbling in her sleep. Oh, right. You all had to share one bed, since Bearbreath was stingy with the money and only got two rooms.It's a brand new day! What's the plan?>Let's hit up the temple, get the map, and get outta here.>Explore! Explore! Let's go to the craftsman district.>Something else?
>>31502067>Explore! Explore! Let's go to the craftsman district.
>>31502067>Let's hit up the temple, get the map, and get outta here.
>>31502067>Let's hit up the temple, get the map, and get outta here.Man I wish real life religion was this fun.
>>31502067>Explore! Explore! Let's go to the craftsman district.What would shax reactions be to having some one come on to her.(remember she is a goblin and has seen the deed being done, and seen the parts since her people are just basically vicious rabbits)
>>31502132confused embarrassed pride, followed by not knowing where to go from there.
>>31502067>>Let's hit up the temple, get the map, and get outta here.We've had our fun. Time for the mission.
>>31502067>>Explore! Explore! Let's go to the craftsman district.
>>31502067>Let's hit up the temple, get the map, and get outta here.Gotta get that S rank bonus.
>>31502287to S rank we need to do the side stuff.
>>31502326S rank in main objective, like the raiding S rank.
>>31502378But while the S rank in side quests is nice, don't forget we have a mission too.
>>31502378getting extra shit and help though.
>>31502326I'm waiting on your return, you know.I hope you don't dilly dally too much!
>>31502400True that but you get a bonus if you do well enough which might be sweet,
>>31502378that's not how adventuring works, though. You gotta keep exploring. Who knows, some of the things we discover may even be necessary to get the secret ending!
>>31502405Guys, listen to this post. Some sidequests are fine, but let's not get distracted.
>>31502405So just a bit more side questing, then off to business, everyone?
>>31502405Oh right, that was a thing.
>>31502458Yes but technically we aren't adventures, we are raiders on a mission from one of the two big bosses of the whole operation. Gotta prove we get shit done.
>>31502530'Raiders' is just the evil slang for 'Adventurers'They fulfill the same function: Be ridiculously overpowered misfits who wander around generally making a mess of things
>>31502530Technically we're on a quest right now. And besides, we're just a little goblin after all, right? Noone would fault us for getting sidetracked all the time.
>>31502618Our boss(es) might not see it that way. We can protect the lizarddude well enough by him just hiding in our cart when we leave town and I think the murder plot has been solved, yes?Anyway, we should get back to the main quest so we can go raid somewhere else with our full raiding party.
>>31502618>>31502650Guys we already fulfilled our sidequest quota for the moment lets just try to do the thing we were sent here to do for ten minutes ok?
How old is Shax?
>>31502711Already well past her life expectancy.
>>31502711goblins can live up to 45 years(shax has 90), and shax is considered to be in her mating prime(even though she is mentally younger), so i'm guessing 15.
>>31502758>>31502711Forgot to mention that its rare for any goblin to be near the age of 40.
You get yourself ready and do some quick exercises. You hear a groaning as Allonces gets up. "When the hell did you get here, Shax? I don't remember you crawling into bed.""Me either," you respond, getting your armor on and walking out the door, leaving the groggy ladies behind. You greet the boys of the group, including the lizardman that you barely remember from last night. He's pretty nervous around you for some reason. You don't remember saying anything mean to him. Oh well, that is just life sometimes.After you round everyone up, you head out into town. For some reason, the guardsmen already know you and give you nods as you walk out. Man, word must spread fast out here in this no name city. You wonder if they already caught the guy doing it? You're basically the best detective, so they probably have. Before too long you're back in the temple district. Sitri is idly talking about the various dieties to anyone who will listen, with the lizard guy interjecting every now and then about the gods he personally worships. No one likes a know it all.One short, informative walk later, you bust into the temple of Whatsit, "Sintalika, boss." the god of burying people to death. This time you figure you'll stand around until the priest shows up, and before too long he does."You're here early, but I have the items you request here." Good. "As for the targets, I hope you remember them. There are many people that would be interested in seeing them destroyed.">Yeah whatever. Thanks for the stuff, bye!>Tell me more!>Hey you're a lizard guy right? Tell me about sauromancers.
>>31502922>>Hey you're a lizard guy right? Tell me about sauromancers.
>>31502922>Tell me more!
>>31502922>Hey you're a lizard guy right? Tell me about sauromancers.
>>31502922>Hey you're a lizard guy right? Tell me about sauromancers.Do they happen to specialize in death magic by any chance?
Alrighty, let's write!
"After all, these points are monstrous pillars of pure energy. Ascending from them would be child's pl-""Hey, you're a lizard guy, right?" You gotta ask. There are so many out here."Yes, I suppose you could describe me as such. Why do you want to know?""So what are sauromancers? Tell me about them!" The lizard person you picked up makes choking sounds.There is an uncomfortable silence. "You have a strange question, young pilgrim. Where have you been hearing dangerous terms like that?""Someone told me to avoid getting in trouble with 'em. Just wondering what they're like, is all." Smooth lie. This is why you're the boss."...Of course. The sauromancers are a council who oversees the arcane training of all the 'Folk in Pythilitus. Those who are deemed worthy are risen into their order, one of sorcerous mastery. Others have a few other opportunities to prove themselves, lest they end up in the slave pits. If you're lucky you can enter the army and rise to an officer position. Otherwise you either struggle as a craftsman.""Oh, so they are like a bunch of jerks who determine what your future is like. Got it." All sorts of societies have people like that, so it makes sense."Jerks, yes, who can control a horde of insatiable undead." This continent is awful.>Thanks for the info! Bye!>What kindsa things are illegal over there?
>>31503338>Thanks for the info! Bye!
>>31503338>What kindsa things are illegal over there?
>>31503338>Thanks for the info! Bye!Called it.
>>31503338>What kindsa things are illegal over there?Always important
>>31503338thanks and bye
>>31503338>This continent is awful.That's why we're gonna make it slightly less awful.
"What kinda things are illegal over there, anyway?" You ask. Your group is sounding pretty impatient. Oh right, you've got a quest to do."All sorts of things. Shaving, for instance. We're lizards, but it is strictly forbidden to shave your slaves. You see, you must leave them hairy to understand their place in the social ladder. If they were shaven they might think their smoothness places them on the same level as we scaled ones. This could give them ideas about their place in the wo-""Wow would you look at the time, I should really get going. Thanks for all the info and help. You've been great. Bye!" That lecture sounded boring, but you really did need to get going. Your minions have been putting up with your whimsies for a good bit of time already. Don't wanna leave them stranded and bored in a dark temple!This map is pretty detailed. It is kind of a waste in the hands of a goblin. There are three large red circles on it that you think are where the ascension points or whatever are located at. The priest dude wanted you to smash those for some reason? You'll just treat it like a raid.Before too long, you and your crew are heading out of the port city into the wilds of Lanketh. It's time for your journey into the Gravelands of Yselathe to begin!===========================================================>You've earned:>42/40 BtB expYou've done some fine leadershipping today!>34/40 MSiF expYou haven't fought anything. Except that one guy's foot.>12/40 CyRCTHaM exp>15/16 FMMM exp, 2/2 Tidal Points>Something bars your progress...What do you wanna spend your BtB point on?>Dark Goddess of Victory!>As Expected of Me!>Bite the Hand that Feeds You!>If you Feed Them>Everybody Calm Down Right now!
>>31504132>>31504132>Dark Goddess of Victory!
>>31504132>Dark Goddess of Victory!Question, when "As Expected of Me" talks about 'heroic acts,' does it mean good heroism or evil heroism?
>>31504132If you feed themGonna tame us a bunch of cute lizards :D
>>31504132>>Dark Goddess of Victory!
>>31504189Why not both?.jpg
>>31504132>>Dark Goddess of Victory!Raidin powers
>>31504132>15/16 FMMM exp, 2/2 Tidal Points>Something bars your progress...Hmmmm.Not sure if that should be cause for alarm or not.
Well, Dark Goddess seems like the clear winner.Thank you all for playing! It was a ton of fun, and I apologize for running so late. I know a lot of my regulars enjoy playing during the day. Thank you everyone for reading and enjoying yourself through the quest once more.I'm not sure when I'll have free time to run again. My schedule is pretty packed throughout the week. If I run again this week it will be at night.Whenever I do run again, I'll be sure to post on my twitter! I hope to see you all there again! Have a wonderful night, everyone.
>>31504410We should sacrifice that dragonlady to the Sea Mother.
>>31504410We could chat with Whoop about it when we get back, but other than that there isn't much we can do about it other than keep on doing our thing and keep an eye open for things the Sea Mother would like.
>>31504410Don't worry, we can just cut the bar with the awesome giant sword that goes through everything.
>>31504447Good night, Fouldrinker.>>31504410It's probably because we aren't pious enough.
>>31504447Night. Good thread as always.