Without hesitation, you take one of the unthrown tomatoes - the small, tight smile on your face slowly widening into a toothy grin as your fingers curl over the firm, yet slightly-pliant skin of the crimson fruit. You toss the would-be projectile from hand to hand as you consider your target - the blonde-haired head of a certain dogged journalist, her attention clearly fixed on the smartphone in her hand. Probably sending more lies and misinformation over the internet through her Chirpee account, no doubt. Just like how she made everyone see your first kiss with Midori.As you draw a bead squarely on the back of NECO's skull - you realize that, if your life was being directed like a movie, or some cheap late-night anime pandering to some unwashed, shut-in demographic - this would be the exact time that two representations of your inner self would pop into existence over your shoulder. One goading you on, the other trying to dissuade you from your current path.Well, you didn't get that. Not even close.
>>31426129What you got instead was three voices, each one of them whispering into your ear, one after another. They didn't need to introduce themselves - you knew exactly who was which, despite the fact that they all spoke in the same voice that you'd hear coming out of your own throat.And not one of them tried to stop you."D-don't lob it like a softball, that could overshoot her and hit someone else. Do it sidearm, but make sure you stand up briefly to get the throwing room you need. A-and time it when they're supposed to be throwing stuff! Patience is a virtue!""Squeeze the tomato gently, but firmly, taking care not to break the skin. This pulps the flesh inside without compromising its integrity for its journey towards the target. Be careful with your follow through, you don't want to overextend and be spotted.""REMOVE. TOMATO. REPLACE. WITH. GRENADE."...You didn't listen to that last bit, of course. As tempting as it obviously was.The other two, though, you listened to very well.Just as the signboards over the stage begin to light up - the letters for THROW blazing instead of what should be APPLAUSE - and the crowd beginning to wind up for their throws, it's here that you stand up and fling the slightly-squished tomato in your hand. As hard and as fast as you possibly can. A picture-perfect sidearm pitch, with a picture-perfect impact.You wish you could have stopped time right then and there. Mainly to take photos. But the squawk that NECO erupted with, a split second after the soft fruit burst into soft crimson mush at the back of her head, giving her a chunky dye job - was enough fo ryou to savor. You could have eaten a hundred bowls of rice with her panicked cries alone."NYAAA! WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED?!" NECO squeals over the crowd jeering at Noriko onstage, both hands scrabbling at her splattered hair. "WHO THREW THAT?! Nooo, it's gonna stain my hoodie! A-ah, tissue, tissue, I know I brought tissues..."[1/2]
>>31426134You immediately sit back, lowering your arm and hunkering down in your seat. Willing yourself from laughing - or cackling - too loudly. Just as you reach for the second tomato, though--"I believe we're supposed to throw projectiles at the idol onstage, Matsuda-sama." A conspiratorially-quiet voice, familiar in its silken tones, speaks beside you. You blink here, and turn to look at a raven-haired girl wearing a baseball cap and a bomber jacket three sizes too big for her. She's also wearing spats, and ratty sneakers....Enishi?"That was a very nice throw, though, Matsuda-sama." She smiles at you, blue eyes glowing from the shadow of her cap's brim. "I hope you don't mind my enjoying your retribution vicariously. I still haven't forgiven her for the lies she published." She sniffs here, before stabbing a spoon into the open pint of triple chocolate ice cream on her lap, levering out a large, dripping hunk. "Rea Ashford has yet to let me hear the end of it. Really!" She shoves the heaping spoonful into her mouth a moment later, her eyes squinting down at the stage as she chews.How do you respond?What are you doing here? I thought you hated Noriko's guts.How's it like, watching your little sister get pelted with tomatoes?...Maybe take it easy on the ice cream, then? You're gonna get fatter, fatty.
>>31426145>[x]What are you doing here? I thought you hated Noriko's guts.
>>31426145>[X]What are you doing here? I thought you hated Noriko's guts.
>>31426145[X] What are you doing here? I thought you hated Noriko's guts.[X] How's it like, watching your little sister get pelted with tomatoes?
>>31426145>[X]How's it like, watching your little sister get pelted with tomatoes?In the tone of voice that implies that we find all of this very distasteful.
[x]How's it like, watching your little sister get pelted with tomatoes?
Rolled 13>>31426145>[x]What are you doing here? I thought you hated Noriko's guts.>[x] other"...got another spoon?"
>>31426145[x]...Maybe take it easy on the ice cream, then? You're gonna get fatter, fatty.
>>31426145[x]How's it like, watching your little sister get pelted with tomatoes?Just imagine it being Misaka or Yuu up there...
>>31426145>[x] Throw the icecream at NECO.
>>31426145[x] Other"That ice cream looks good, and I haven't eaten yet. Got another spoon?"
>>31426145>[x]How's it like, watching your little sister get pelted with tomatoes?must be hard
>>31426145[X]What are you doing here? I thought you hated Noriko's guts.I'm slightly confused about her weight/size, is Enishi actually on the large side or is she healthy like Midori?
>>31426145[x] this >>31426210
>>31426145[X]How's it like, watching your little sister get pelted with tomatoes?
>>31426221fatty fat fat virgin fatShe's in the Healthy Club to my understanding, and NECO's assistant is just petty.
>>31426221I think she used to have a weight problem. Now I picture her as healthy.
>>31426221I'm leaning towards healthy myself. Of course, Enishi's kimono could hide a lot even if she was large.
>>31426239This is probably the most accurate, nya~ She had yet to properly bloom in middle school.
>>31426233 >fucking cat>>31426239>>31426241Thanks for making that clear.
>>31426134Looks like Braids has forgiven us for the most part. Throwing Tomatos at the cat is obviously a great bonding experience. We should do that more often.
>>31426292>nyooo my hairrrrPriceless.
>>31426199>Just imagine it being Misaka or Yuu up there...That is a problem that would very much resolve itself in short order... without the need of our own intervention, though we'd gladly lend it.It might be very much different if they were actually enjoying it in some weird way....not that we'd know anything about that.yeah
>>31426292Needs more tomato
>>31426199There would be no survivorsYou don't just throw tomatoes at the imouto of Murderface Matsuda and expect to retain your kneecaps and internal organs
Rolled 12> NECO> Somebody here has really bad aim or they really want a TIGER KNEE TO THE FACE NYALol cat
>>31426355Hahahaha fucking catI hate that cat so muchSo fucking much
>>31426292Hat-chan, your mission, should you accept it, is to draw pulped tomato on the damn cat
[X] Task Kumatora to see about getting T-Shirts printed up that say "I rode the Murderface Experience and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt" for the girls in the squad that we just named.Make it a big box. We can stick them in the inventory and distribute them to all and sundry
>>31426392>"I rode the Murderface Experience "I don't think we want to sound that much like Kharn.
>>31426392Turning Murderface into a parody?Oddly appropriate, actually.
HA HA TIME FOR MAGICAL GIRLSHad to burn through all 190 threads in five days to catch up. Completely worth it.
>>31426292So, how does a tomato bulk are feel?Does it feel like just retribution?
>>31426424I did that a couple of weeks ago.You're right, it was worth it.
>>31426434It feels like magical butthurt, nya~
>>31426424I did the same thing!In 3.
>>31426454The face really makes this. Thank you, Hat~
>>31426424Be ye edgetart or be ye pacifag?
>>31426221I recall healthy but with less boobs and more gut, from Deculture's answer one time.
>>31426463>>31426424More importantly, be ye Midorifag or Wendyfag? Or is that just the same question
Rolled 13>>31426466Enishi needs to get drawn
>>31426466I believe the /d/efinition would be "shortstack".
>>31426454Yes. That'll do, Hat, that'll do.
>>31426479I agree with this.
>>31426479Working on it
>>31426506How did you learn to draw?
>>31426517Hat has had a lot of practice in these threads.
>>31426157 >>31426165 >>31426176What's she doing here, then? You thought she hated Noriko's guts - you can still remember her cold treatment of the young girl back at the hotel, during the Kirishima op. "...I don't hate Noriko, Matsuda-sama." Enishi replies as she looks down on her tub of triple-chocolate ice cream, shaking her head slowly. "She may be an embarrassment to my parents, and a black mark against our name, but...she is still my sister, after all. And in her own way, she's excelling at what she chose to do with herself. That lives up to our standard, or at least I'd like to think so."Your Callidus Rank Leader looks back up at you, something resembling regret shining in her eyes. "I've already lost a sister, besides. I have no plans of losing another - especially one who hadn't been as foolish as her older sisters, to take up a contract with an Incubator."Enishi looks back at the girl being pelted with tomatoes onstage. Noriko had opened an umbrella a few moments into the barrage, a transparent one that showed her smiling and flushed face as she talked about how her big-bosomed classmates were all sluts who needed to die gory deaths. A couple of rows back, you see NECO furiously trying to get all the tomato out of her hair, stopping every few moments to take selfies of the damage. "She doesn't know I'm here, though. I don't think she needs to know." Enishi sighs, before taking another scoop of ice cream and chewing it mournfully. "Father would perish immediately on the spot, and my mother would curse my name for eternity. Not to mention about Noriko being disowned."She pauses for a moment. "I realize that sounds hypocritical of me, Matsuda-sama, but...if I'm to be here for my sister, I need to make sure that my parents do not find out about what she does."Ah. Well. You can see where she's going here.[1/2]
>>31426475Rooting for Wendy, though if MGNQ goes with Midori end I'd be okay with it too. We should go for threesome end though
>>31426527"I realize this is my acting far above my own station, Matsuda-sama, but...please, do not speak a word of my presence here to Noriko." Enishi looks at you, almost pleadingly.How do you respond?But she'll be happy to know you're watching. And she doesn't have a lot to be happy about, besides...this.I try not to make a habit of meddling in other people's beeswax. I'm not going to mention seeing you, but if she asks, I'll tell her.Promise Enishi that you won't tell Noriko about Enishi being here.
>>31426536[x]But she'll be happy to know you're watching. And she doesn't have a lot to be happy about, besides...this.[x]I try not to make a habit of meddling in other people's beeswax. I'm not going to mention seeing you, but if she asks, I'll tell her.
>>31426536>[x]Promise Enishi that you won't tell Noriko about Enishi being here.And ease down on the ice cream.
>>31426536>[x]I try not to make a habit of meddling in other people's beeswax. I'm not going to mention seeing you, but if she asks, I'll tell her.
>>31426536>[x]Promise Enishi that you won't tell Noriko about Enishi being here.
>>31426536>[x]Promise Enishi that you won't tell Noriko about Enishi being here.No need to be a bitch.
>>31426536[X]But she'll be happy to know you're watching. And she doesn't have a lot to be happy about, besides...this.[X]I try not to make a habit of meddling in other people's beeswax. I'm not going to mention seeing you, but if she asks, I'll tell her. [X]You should really see her yourself, though, but consider those words from a friend who deserves none of her own, not the Warmaster.
>>31426536>[x]Promise Enishi that you won't tell Noriko about Enishi being here.And write it down in our Journal.In big letters.And circle it a few times.We should get some highlighters.
>>31426536>[X]Promise Enishi that you won't tell Noriko about Enishi being here.Yeah sure, whatever, she's one of our most valuable subordinates and this is just some weird idol. Easy favor.
>>31426536>Promise Enishi that you won't tell Noriko about Enishi being here.Coming from an older brother with too many imoutos, totally going with Enishi here.
>>31426536[X]Promise Enishi that you won't tell Noriko about Enishi being here.
>>31426536>[X]Promise Enishi that you won't tell Noriko about Enishi being here.It is, of course, as close as we get to a bold faced lie.>[X]I try not to make a habit of meddling in other people's beeswax. I'm not going to mention seeing you, but if she asks, I'll tell her.
>>31426517Not the guy you are asking but another drawdude, you learn to draw by like any other skill, friender.Doing it, doing it enough you can tell what you are doing wrong, getting better at what's wrong and doing it more.Failures will suck and will be many, but it is a necessary proponent to getting better so you don't let it drag you down, you use it to propel yourself forward to become better at it.Fill sketchbooks, notebooks, pads of paper, digital canvases. Whatever your fancy is. Just draw and don't stop. Finish what you can, doodle for fun, sketch out ideas that pop into your mind so you don't lose them.There's many a reference material on the internet and drawfags on /tg/ are the friendly sort and can probably point you in the right direction.Good luck.
>>31426536>[X]I try not to make a habit of meddling in other people's beeswax. I'm not going to mention seeing you, but if she asks, I'll tell her.
>>31426536>[x]Promise Enishi that you won't tell Noriko about Enishi being here.we will forget about this eventually and fuck up again.
>>31426506thanks Hat-chan!>>31426536[X]I try not to make a habit of meddling in other people's beeswax. I'm not going to mention seeing you, but if she asks, I'll tell her.aloud Noriko would be happy but we should not get to involved on this with out a reason
>>31426536[x]Promise Enishi that you won't tell Noriko about Enishi being here.Awww, alright
>>31426536Why don't you let her know? Your parents don't have to find out.
>>31426536>[X]I try not to make a habit of meddling in other people's beeswax. I'm not going to mention seeing you, but if she asks, I'll tell her.No more promises. It always ends badly.
>>31426601It's a matter of principle.Right now she's only justifying her presence based on the fact that we asked for SOMEONE to be here.If her parents ask, she can literally claim to be following her direct superiors orders.
>>31426506first description mentions her hair nearly touching the ground. Was it revised at some point?
>>31426622>No more promises. It always ends badly.That is EXACTLY why we MUST promise.
>>31426536>I try not to make a habit of meddling in other people's beeswax. I'm not going to mention seeing you, but if she asks, I'll tell her.
>>31426625I always imagine Enishi a lot smaller, and a fair bit wider, I have to say.But that's mostly from characterisation rather than actual physical descriptions.
Great, anon wants another idiotic promise. So, if she asks us if we saw her sister, you guys want to lie to her?
>>31426660That's because NECO thinks anyone with a bigger bust than her wimpy B cups is fart.
>>31426673Sure. Why not?
>>31426673Yes, because the idiots who want to fuck over Chiaki in favor of randomness and stupidity think it's cool. Chiaki is an accomplished liar though.
>>31426660Hat draws everyone as kind of tall and skinny, so I wouldn't think about it too much.
>>31426536[X]OTHER: Suggest to Enishi that she lets Noriko know, but also tell Noriko not to let their parents find out. That would make Noriko happier without causing family problems. If Enishi disagrees, promise to remain quiet.
>>31426673>Truth: Upset very useful subordinate.>Lie: What they don't know...It's a white lie.
>>31426536Tossing in one more vote for [x]But she'll be happy to know you're watching, annnd...For the new gentleman and scholar joining us, we have the Wendy bannya.
>>31426536[x] No, I won't make a promise. I want you to stop with the bullshit and go patch up your relationship after this show. What is this hiding behind each other crap?She should just be a good sister directly already, goddamn. Is it so hard?
>>31426673I don't think it's going to be that hard to fuck up this kind of thing. Apples and oranges compared to previous promises.
>>31426711Yeah, that sounds exactly like a perfectly normal, well adjusted sane person would do.
>>31426673Yes? I don't see how that's hard.
>>31426730....you don't know Deculture very well.
Chiaki is giving promises right and left lately. The Pinky promise was really stupid, we promised even though we would be breaking it.
>>31426750Actually, we promised despite having ALREADY broken it.The alternative was not having our character-ability defining Time Stop anymore. And fuck that noise.
>>31426750That was a promise under duress. There was no way to keep that promise, but wee had to make it or she'd have eaten someone precious to us - like Misaka or Midorin.And I don't mean eaten in the nice way.
>>31426750Yes, but the Pinky and Wendy promises were really hard to keep (first because plot, second because anons think with their dicks and/or hearts, not their brains). This one is piss easy, who cares about a white lie.
>>31426750Seriously? We are such a watch wearing pussy now that we need to keep our promises to pacify the pyscho-death god?It's not like keeping our word and playing nice with Pinky are going to stop bad things from happening.
>>31426517>How did you learn to draw?I imitate those better than me until something sticks.>>31426625This was a while ago and my emphasis was mostly on getting the costume right. I meant to go back to it, but I've mostly been doing faster doodles rather than longterm things due to a lack of time...
>>31426806>keep the promises we made only to pacify~fixt
>>31426789>second because anons think with their dicks and/or heartstechnically, TECHNICALLY, the way it was worded, we didn't actually break that promise.We just... made a different promise than the one Wendy thought we were making.
>>31426837Yeah.We shouldn't have grabbed her ass though...
>>31426837We were also half dead and bleeding out and talking to a ghost.
>>31426581Not Hat but this anons got it right. Practice. A fuckton. I started drawing as a way to pass time in boring classes. Eventually it became a way for me to plan out photo shoots and so on as I got better. Speaking of which, I'm working on big Risa piece at the moment for Azure and Decu. Lines and flats are done. Just some corrections that sempai pointed out and it'll be done. Maybe 2 weeks top?
>>31426837I don't know about you, but this was exactly what I meant with the promise.
>>31426848>We shouldn't have grabbed her ass though...I don't think there's any way that can be considered a mistake.Aside from anything else, it proved that just because we've forgotten something, it doesn't mean it's gone forever.
>>31426867>I don't know about youyes you do.I just told you.
>>31426837>>31426867Please don't start this up again. Like 3 anons voted for that fucking promise during a slow write in. Anon breaking that promise is probably the best thing that ever happened to Wendy's Waifu chances.
>>31426895How do we know you were telling the truth, huh?
>>31426867Others might have thought it meant something else though. It happens. For example, the incident were we pissed of Braids was one where several people thought we were saying one (non-insulting) thing, and then were surprised when Chiaki was rude and pissed of Braids in the process.All in all though, vote misunderstandings have been pretty rare.
>>31426910i suppose so. Decu's pretty sharp about this most of the time.>>31426900alright, stopping
>>31426558 >>31426560 >>31426561 >>31426563You grudgingly relent after a few moments' consideration. As much as you really hate getting roped into other people's beeswax - especially family stuff, like this - you also realize the importance of Noriko not finding out. If this is the status quo, and it seems to be working for everyone concerned, at least, then you're not going to do anything to shake it up.At this, Enishi visibly brightens. "O-oh! Thank you, Matsuda-sama! I owe you a debt of unfathomable gratitude that I will work very hard to repay. On this night, you have done me, a member of the Karasawa clan, a very important boon." She brandishes her chocolate ice cream-covered spoon like some sort of sword. "I will work thricefold harder to exceed your expectations, and--um, Matsuda-sama, what are you doing?"The hell does it look like? You grumble as you quickly - but carefully - scribble in the promise you've just made with Enishi into an empty page of your journal. Circling 'Do not tell Noriko about Enishi' a couple of times, and then underlining it to be sure. You're writing it down so you don't forget, you tell her, before growling 'Updated my journal' to no one else in particular.Your Callidus Rank Leader's smile is polite, but you can tell she's a bit...worried, here. "I...I see. Matrsuda-sama, I apologize, truly, if you feel that this is something beneath you, or something you were forced into. I plan on telling her myself, truly, but not now. Not until...things calm down, especially with my parents." She bows her head, contrite. "I ask for your understanding and forgiveness, Matsuda-sama. I did not mean to place a burden on your shoulders, as you already carry the Officio wherever you go."...She doesn't need to be so goddamn dramatic, you murmur as you put your Journal back into your inventory. You just don't like lying to other people, after all, especially to people like Noriko. It just doesn't feel right.[1/2]
>>31427008"I know. Which saddens me that I have to ask you to do so, Matsuda-sama. Regardless, I will endeavor to repay you for this deed, in whatever way you see fit."Silence, here, as what she just said sinks in."And no, Matsuda-sama, that doesn't include my warming your bed for you."...Right. Fine. Just so that's clear."That's something I'd like to offer for free, Matsuda-sama. Just for you."...You'll try to pretend you didn't hear that.Anyway, she got an extra spoon or what? You haven't eaten anything for a while, and that ice cream has been making you salivate for a good bit."Always, Matsuda-sama." Enishi takes what looks like a slim silver case from the inside of her jacket, popping it open and holding out the contents to you. Three silverware dessert spoons gleaming in custom-fitted foam insets. "I always carry these just in case."Just in case, huh? Right.You take one of them, and start helping Enishi in the murder of her pint of triple-chocolate ice cream - while the both of you watch an M-idol stutter a few half-hearted insults at the crowd, and a thieving reporter cat struggle to clean the last chunks of tomato from her hair.Dessert AND a show. Not too bad.What do you do now?Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.Ask Enishi about the sister she lost.Throw another tomato at NECO.Other.
>>31427013>[x]Throw a ball of ice cream at NECO
>>31427008>whyareallcallidussofat.jpgdecu plz>>31427013>[x]Ask Enishi about the sister she lost.
Rolled 18>>31427013>[x]Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.We can get the sister story some other time.
>>31427013[x]Throw another tomato at NECO.[x]Ask Enishi about the sister she lost.The chick from the Second that Malal rescued?
>>31427013>[x]Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.Do NOT ask about her sister.
>>31427013>[x]Ask Enishi about the sister she lost.
>>31427013Ask Enishi about the sister she lost.Throw another tomato at NECO.Best of both worlds.
>>31427013>[X]Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.
>>31427013>[X]Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.We had our fun with NECO, and we already made Moon Princess reveal some painful family history.
>>31427013[X]Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.I really want to ask about the sister but this is neither the place or time, choosing is hard.
>>31427013>[x] Ask Enishi about the sister she lost.
>>31427013[x] Tell Enishi to come with you talk to her sister later.SHE MUST KNOWTHE RELATIONSHIP MUST BE FIXED
Rolled 1>>31427013>[x]Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.Dont need to rock the boat tonight.Lets enjoy the nice mood and show.
>>31427013>[x]Throw another tomato at NECO.FUUUCKING CAAAAAAAT
>>31426454Based Hat-chan! This is purrfect!
>>31427013>[X]Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.This has been a very productive evening.
[x]Throw another tomato at NECO.
>>31427013[X]Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.I'm curious about Enishi's sister too, but this isn't the time or place for it.
>"And no, Matsuda-sama, that doesn't include my warming your bed for you.">...Right. Fine. Just so that's clear.>"That's something I'd like to offer for free, Matsuda-sama. Just for you."We should take her up on the offer. It's no-strings-attached stress relief.Decu. Decu pls. Pastebin lewds. It doesn't need to be canon. Some men just want to watch the girls lewd.
>>31427013>Other.Talk about what would be necessary for them to patch up their relationship.don't throw another tomato guys, she's ready for it.
>>31427013[x]Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.
>>31427013>Throw another tomato at NECO.>Ask Enishi about the sister she lost.>Throw another tomato at NECO.>Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.>Throw another tomato at NECO.
>>31427013[X]Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.
>>31426506My only criticism is that she doesnt look chubby enough. Hue.
>>31427013>"That's something I'd like to offer for free, Matsuda-sama. Just for you."This Callidus is way too lewdI like her
>>31427013[x]Throw another tomato at NECO.[x]Timestop and leave, maybe chat with Pinky
>>31427013>[x]Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.this hardly saeems the place to ask about dead family members. Throwing more stuff only sisk discovery, we had our revenge, no?on a side note, anyone recognize the images of Enishi? You know, for reference.
>>31427013>[X]Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.>[X]Ask Enishi about the sister she lost.
>>31427013>[X]Throw another tomato at NECO.No matter how many tomatoes are thrown, it will never be enough.
>>31427137I agree. A new member of the future harem ending.
>>31427013>[x]Throw another tomato at NECO.>[x]Slather it in icecream first.
>>31427137All Callidus are lewd.
>>31427013>Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.>Throw another tomato at NECO.>Ask Enishi to throw a tomato at NECO
You have all turned into Clara Dolls and I love it
>>31427151>>31427137She isn't lewd, she just needs it, Because she's as much of a virgin as Noriko, even if she's a carbon copy of a breathtaking beauty like bloody Kaguya.
>>31427013[X]Throw another tomato at NECO.
>>31427165What do you call it, Greek Choir? The audience is always jeering.
>>31427013>[x]Throw another tomato at NECO.Rub it around in the empty ice cream bucket to get it nice and horrible to clean out of hair.
>>31427013[x]Wonder if Midori will be upset that you went to watch Noriko instead of watching your new Callidus-Trainer
>>31427013Oh I see we're talking about fatties now
>>31427013[x] Offer Enishi to throw another tomato at NECO
>>31427209I knew you were gonna do that.
>>31427042>>31427050>>31427057>>31427072>>31427076>>31427148>>31427200>All these soft-hearted votes.Midori, pls go. Things like this make me *sick*IGNORE MIDORI POSTSHIDE ALL MIDORI THREADSREPORT ALL MIDORI POSTERS
>>31427216Hey, FIsher King. If we act nice, maybe the world will be a bit nicer in turn.
>>31427013>[X]Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.Another tomato is just overkill, and there's very good odds we've got records on Enishi's sister, or if push were to come to shove, we could ask Noriko about her. So no need to pry.
>>31427165We have finally embraced Fun
>>31427113>Talk about what would be necessary for them to patch up their relationship.the death of most of the rest of their family most likely.I'd rather not.
>>31427239Malal met her, she was in the Second.
>>31427238It's NECO.NO MERCY
>>31427254What the fuck, the parents don't need to know. I don't think they care either way, I just think the sisters should stick together.
>>31427216>Not liking Midori
>>31427239>Another tomato is just overkillNot when your target is a cat.
>>31427264It's not about Neco here, it's about the sisters. They're way more important.
>>31427238People like you make me sick.
>>31427200The heraldry we chose was drawn by her in-story (according to Deculture). I figure she will be happy enough when she learns whe chose her drawing.
>>31427279If you throw again, she might figure out where it came from and try and talk to us, and that would just ruin a beautiful evening.
>>31427303That's not utilitarianism, that's anarchism... Mind you, even anarchists tend not to just fuck each other over in the long-term.
>>31427319Some other anons were wondering if we should commission a Blessed Lady pin or something for Chiaki to wear on her lapel. It might earn us some brownie points with Blessed Lady worshipers, and perhaps a certain pink-haired shark-toothed deity.
>>31427336It's a Bioshock parody.
>>31427331That sounds like a problem that could be solved with more tomatoes.
>>31427272>I don't think they care either wayTheir parents are one step away from disowning Noriko, and the other sisters agree with that sentiment.
>>31427272>I just think the sisters should stick together.they are.Just... not overtly.This is noir. Enishi is a Magical Girl. Noriko is a success on her own terms. Staying the hell out of her life is probably the best thing Enishi can do for Noriko.
The smart thing to do is save the tomato for later, have Enishi stall NECO while we talk to Noriko, and then splat the cat in the face before we go.
>>31427238I'm beginning to think that some people are willfully misunderstanding what it means for a man (or Meguca) to walk down these mean streets
>>31427350It's meant to be a parody of libertarianism, if I remember rightly, and Bioshock was centred around objectivism, libertarianism's older sibling...But the point stands.
>>31427354There aren't enough tomatoes in the world, anon.Finish drinking the tears you have caused already before causing more.
>>31427168This surprises me reallyI mean Kharn didn't leave many depths unplumbed and most of those were not for lack of trying
>>31427396Perhaps, but it never hurts to mingle a bit with the upper echelon of the organization that you manage. We get to know them better, and maybe they like us a bit better. Even if we keep them at arm's length, knowing their motivations and/or reasoning is never a bad thing.
>>31427413>There aren't enough tomatoes in the worldThey disagree.
>>31427423Not blonde + no chase = no fun
>>31427453I love the Clara Dolls so much. Poor Ai is just a poster, and never arrived
>>31427349>It might earn us some brownie points Lets not do that. We know the Blessed Lady is trouble and while it would probably be a bad idea to tell people that pinky and the blessed lady are the same person, we sure as fuck wont praise her. Not even if its just for show.
>>31427498They are really great. Infectiously cheerful.
>>31427209Some of us like a bit of chub or fluffiness
>>31427498That dress looks kinda familiar though, don't you think ?
>>31427439That doesn't extend to telling them how to run their private life.
>>31427531I know.And you people have excellent opinions.
>>31427511Additionally, the cultists will feel encouraged and will likely sacrifice more Magical Girls.
>>31427536It sure does!
>>31427498Gott is tot! But yes, who wouldnt be cheery if the get to kill Incubators?
>>31427008shut the hell up and feed chiaki some ice cream already Enishi.
>>31427547More like yin and yang of the same person torn apart really. A good goddess driven mad by the devil...who we are an aspect of.Fuck our life.
OhEnishi is The Callidus rank leader right?We should ask her what her opinion of Midori's performance as an instructor is so far.
>>31427608I can get behind that.
>>31427608This... is actually a good idea
Rolled 58>>31427608ohh, thats a good idea
>>31427599Madoka didn't consider the Incubators, though.The system she created was wide open to abuse. Knowingly or not, Homu was covering her flanks.>>31427617>>31427619She's been on the job, what? Less than a day?She can't be doing that badly or Enishi probably wouldn't be here.
>>31427608It's been a day, though. Isn't it too soon?
>>31427608I support this idea.
>>31427643It's never too soon to start being creepily obsessive.Let's also call her thirty times, just to be sure, nya.
>>31427662we can ask what her first impression is.
>>31427643Asking after first impressions isn't a bad idea.
>>31427635>She's been on the job, what? Less than a day?And when you start a new job, and others know, it's polite to ask how your first day went, right?
>>31427046 >>31427051 >>31427062 >>31427063You decide to watch the rest of the show in relative silence as Enishi shares her pint of ice cream with you. Noriko's show is...well, you sort of get why it's popular. She basically sets herself up as the target of a lot of her fans' frustrations - stuttering personal anecdotes and stories that seem to be specifically tailored to get a rise out of them, or to strike particularly-painful nerves. It's like stand-up comedy, but instead of making the audience laugh, it's to make them incensed enough to throw shit at the person speaking onstage, in a violent - yet harmless - act of catharsis.M-idols are still weird - idols in general will always rub you the wrong way, honestly - but you at least understand why Noriko's doing it. It has purpose, and arguably more so than prancing about in skimpy underwear and singing about cakes or unrecquited love or anything like that. The 'THROW' sign lights up a few more times as you watch, and you ignore the temptation of throwing another tomato at NECO. One solid hit's enough, there's no need for a follow-up. Besides, while it looked like she was taking selfies earlier, you knew she was just actually trying to surreptitiously see who could have thrown it. Chances are she's got a clue that it was you.The show officially ends twenty minutes later, with the curtains closing and a friendly voice over the speaker system reminding everyone to clean up their messes and to dispose of any garbage in the proper receptacles. The curtains open again, and it's here that you see Noriko bowing and smiling to the audience - and instead of the jeers that she'd received earlier, all she gets is a resounding applause. Actual cheering, the sort you'd expect to be hurled at a superidol. As if they hadn't been hurling fruits at her only a few minutes ago.[1/2]
>>31427635Yes, it was wide open to abuse. Because Homura told Kyuubey all about it.
>>31427692Beside you, Enishi sniffs again, wiping at her eyes before putting the now-empty pint of ice cream away. "Oh, Noriko-chan. If only you knew how proud we actually are of you." She whispers, tears shining wetly in her eyes. "...Well, obviously not Mother and Father, but at least, Eldest Sister and I. ...You've grown up so much."You respectfully wait for Enishi to gather herself, before telling her that you'll be visiting Noriko backstage. If she's up to it, she can join you.Your Callidus Rank Leader smiles tearfully at you. "You know I can't, Matsuda-sama. It would ruin...this." She gestures to the still-cheering crowd. "As cruel as it seems, I'd rather not add more to the heap of injustice my family has piled on top of my youngest sister." ...Alright. If she's sure.As you stand up to leave, it's here that Enishi places one hand on your arm. "Please hug her for me, if you could, Matsuda-sama. Hug her like an older sister would."You don't...you don't really do hugs--"Then do something, Matsuda-sama! Anything affectionate that you may be able to do!"Goddammit. Fine. Fine. Something. You're not going to promise a hug, but you'll try to do something."...Thank you." Enishi sniffs, before bowing again. "Thank you, Matsuda-sama, for being so patient and considerate. We are blessed to have you lead us."You shake your head her, and make to leave once more. You stop for a moment, before turning back and nodding at her."Thanks for the ice cream," you murmur.A smile breaks across Enishi's face. "It was my pleasure, Matsuda-sama."[2/3]
>>31427478Still my point was it didn't seem something that would stop her, her refusing an offer from enishi strikes me as weird
>>31427709You make your way down to backstage a few moments later. In stark contrast to the super idol operation, there are literally no guards backstage, just some recording staff and a few janitors grumbling about the mess they're about to clean. There's a substantial group of fans orbiting around Noriko, however, all of them chatting with her animatedly while holding out pamphlets and tickets for her to sign. ...Looks like she's more popular than you thought. As expected from the Number 2 M-idol in Japan.You hang back to wait for the crowd to dissipate, preferring to talk to Noriko after she'd savored her time in the limelight - but only after a few moments, she seems to spot you, and pushes her way through her ring of fans. "M-Matsuda-san?" She looks up at you, eyebags and greasy hair and wide eyes and all. "Y-you came...you really came to see my show...!"She immediately rushes over to you, her fans trailing after her. One grubby, tomato-stained hand thrusts into her bag to bring out what appears to be a sealed action figure of...someone with a piercing gaze, a chainsaw-toothed shield, and a tacky magical girl costume. It also has a blue rose accessory. "I-I didn't really think you'd come all the way over here, M-Matsuda-san!" She thrusts the action figure into your hands. "P-please, please, if...if it's not too much, please sign this! I-It'd be the crowning jewel of my collection...!"How do you react?Give her a hug.Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.Other.
>>31427498Am I the only one who liked the little Homu-Nutcracker-Soldiers more? I thought they were adorable, especially the ones riding the Teeth.
>>31427722>[x]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.We're not some kind of loose-slattern-hug-whore
>>31427722Pat on the head and sign her thing.
>>31427722>[X]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.
>>31427722>Pat her on the head, and sign her thing."You know I don't have anything to do with the actual book series, right?"
>>31427722>[x]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.D'awww
>[x]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.Don't want to get covered in tomato.
>>31427722[X]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.
>>31427722>[X]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.She doesn't have enough Murderface points to get a hug yet.
>>31427722[X]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.[X]Other."I'll never understand or like this idol business, but you were very impressive out there."
>>31427722[x]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.
>>31427722>[x]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.
>>31427753Aside from Mami and Midori, who could?
>>31427722>Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.
>>31427722>[X]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.hugs are to much but we can do at lest this
I found anonymous!
>>31427722>[x]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.really, Murder Mayumi action figures, too?
Rolled 13>>31427722>[x]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing."That was fun, Noriko."
>>31427722[x] Tell her that her sister loves her. And pat her on the head.
>>31427770Second best imoto Yuu and that's pretty much it.
>>31427770Yuu, Misaka, Pinky, Wendy when disguised as ramenbutt
>>31427770Misaka of course!
>>31427770Yuu and MisakaProbably Kyouko for a bro-hug
>>31427722>[X]Give her a hug.Dammit, you knocked Sayaka the fuck out, you got this.It's not like she'll be able to see your face or your flinching.
>>31427722[x]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.A head pat is fine.
>>31427812>>31427816I am a terrible person for forgetting our favourite Russian.
Hugs is not very brutal. [x]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.
You know, it occurs to me, we might be able to get Midori to sign something for her.
>>31427722[x]Glare at her and the figure for a bit[x]Ask her if she has another one you can keep. (For later Midori-Bullying)[x]Sign it and tell her it was a nice performance.[x]Optional HeadpatGoddamnit
>>31427838>Hugs is not very brutal.They're proxy-hugs, for Enishi.
>>31427834You really are. You should probably show contrition by fixing a toaster or something.
>>31427885I will praise the Machine spirit to atone for the lapse.
>>31427834Speaking of favourite Russian...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsFhuONRoWc
>>31427812This is why we need to feel up every important person's butt. Only by doing this can we have an infalliable method of rooting out imposters or possible imperfect clones.
>>31427914>This is why we need to feel up every important person's butt.>implying we haven't already and just don't remember it.
>>31427722[x]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing."Get some sleep, kid. You look awful."
>>31427722YEAH SHE GETS TWOFIGHT ME NYA
>>31427722[x]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.NO HUGSHEADPATS ONLY
>>31427808We are the Clara dolls, whispering in Chiaki's ear, convincing her to throw tomatoes.I suggest we do the tomato thing more. It feels like our purpose.
Head pats are fuckin' creepy.
>>31427909this is amazing
>>31428002Gott ist tot!
>>31428002At least they're not dildos.
Rolled 92>>31428017Its suppose to be head-touch.Not Pai-touch.
What do we do if someone wants us to sign their dildos?
>>31428033Sweaters are amazing.
>>31428069In thumbnail view the knife almost looked like a dildo. As if the picture wasn't lewd enough.
>>31428067Jam the dildo into their eyesocket
>>31428098Who says it isn't
>>31428099We can't do that. It would be bad publicity.
>>31428067>MMxMM sex toys
>>31428069Never noticed the cheek peek until now.
>>31428067Sign it as the Dildo Emperor.What else?
>>31427909>Vent your autism all over it.Well, ok there phantomen-sama
>>31427909That channel has 15k subs.
>>31427909>Disposable waifusOh damn, have we checked up on Iori yet?
>>31428108Agreed. No reason to hurt an innocent like that. It's pointless and overly violent for no reason. It would make Mami sad.
>>31427909I can't wait to see what he comes out with after he reads past thread 35 or so.
>>31428171I'm half-expecting to run into her here actually.
>>31428177Can we jam the dildo into their lewd hole?
>>31428156I think that makes it even funnier, all those people that have no fucking idea what's going on in the comments.
>>31428203That's rape, so it's even worse.
>>31428127>Dildo EMperorNew RP bedroom play for Chiaki and Midori*doorslamopen**Chiaki in just a strapon*"Aha! It is I! The DILDO EMPEROR! I have come to dildo you, Midori!"
>>31428108>>31428177>Get asked to sign dildo>Respond by being a bigger dildo than ever
>>31428210It's not rape if they enjoy it
>>31427909I...I........that was certainly something.
>>31428212>*doorslamopen*>*Chiaki in just a strapon*>"Aha! It is I! The DILDO EMPEROR! I have come to dildo you, Midori!"that's fucking gold anon.
>>31428189That's precisely where he's at, more or less. He just passed page 400 in the ebook.
>>31428231Tell him to read faster so he can get to the good characters. = 3 =
>>31428210Exactly. Only Midori gets that treatment.
>>31428212I think we need someone to draw Chiaki wearing a dildo-themed version of the Emperor of Mankind's armor. The claw can have 5 big gold dildos instead of talons. The sword can be one giant dildo. The crotch has a massive pulsing strapon. There's a radiant halo made by refracting light through dildo lube. The eagles are all made of dildos.ALL HAIL THE GOD-DILDO EMPEROR!
Rolled 69>>31427909My god.
>>31428243Or just draw her as a desiccated corpse sitting on a throne of dildos. I think that would be more appropriate.
>>31428259>Rolled 1d100: 69
>>31427909>Dude unleashes his full powerlevel in front of 15,000 subscribers who don't know what the fuck is going onHoly fuck these commentsI justMy sides
>>31427738 >>31427740 >>31427745 >>31427748 >>31427756You take the boxed action figure from her - as well as the permanent black marker she's holding out to you - and carefully sign your name on the figure's plastic window. ...She does realize that you have nothing to do whatsoever with the book series or the animation, right? Wouldn't it be better if she had the VA sign the figure, or at least the writer?Noriko shakes her head, dislodging a few chunks of tomato from her hair. "N-no, Matsuda-san! I mean, I already have Green Green's autograph - I already bid quite a bit on an MISB Miracle Midori figure that has her signature on it!" She's all but shaking in her shoes as she nods towards the figure in your hands in trembling anticipation. "A-and I don't want a that mean 765 Pro idol's signature, they're not even valuable! I want your signature, Matsuda-san! I want the r-real Murder Mayumi's autograph!"...Mean? Is she talking about Iori? Well, you sort of agree, thinking back on your first meeting with the brown-haired idol, but...she wasn't really that abrasive, if you'll be honest. Just a bit.Still, you complete your autograph, and hand the pen and the figure back to its jittery owner, who all but jumps and squeals as she grips the box with white-knuckled fingers. ...You'd like to tell her that it's nothing to be THAT excited about, that it's only your signature, but you have the feeling that she wouldn't be listening. You're not exactly looking to be a buzzkill either."T-thank you! Thank you, Matsuda-san!" Noriko beams up at you, tears of joy in her eyes - and it's here that you see just how much she resembles Enishi, in that smile. Proving that they are in fact true sisters. "I-I'll cherish this forever! I'll never open it or sell it!"That's...yeah. Alright. You're glad she likes it so much.[1/2]
>>31428156>>31428204Holy shit, these comments.>Peniscopter in the uploadsMy sides are airborne
>>31428296"I-I love it! Matsuda-san coming over to watch my show, a-and helping me complete my collection!" She sniffs long and loud here, sounding much like someone trying to hock the mother of all loogies. "I-I don't know how to thank you!"You shake your head here, and reach out with your hand to pat her on her head. ...Making sure to touch only the parts of her hair that don't look as greasy, or as mucked with tomato. She freezes at this gesture, making a noise not unlike a mouse being stepped on.She doesn't need to thank you or anything. The...show was pretty interesting, and you could tell she works hard. It was an eye-opening experience for you, definitely."M-Matsuda...san..." Noriko murmurs your name, dark-ringed eyes looking up at you like an extraordinarily-sweaty puppy waiting to be kicked. "Noriko-chaaan! I'm here! Got all the tomato out of my hair finally, nya!" A cringingly-familiar voice suddenly bursts from the corner, and it's here that you turn to see NECO striding towards you, rubbing a wet towel on her hair. And true enough, she's got most of your handiwork out. "I got you a towel too, use it while it's still warm and all--" The blonde journalist stops in her tracks as she sees you patting Noriko's head.Silence."NICE DESU NE!" In a flash, NECO's camera is out, snapping a hundred pictures a second, flitting around you like some sort of demented fairy. "Oho! So the Warmaster of the Ninth actually goes to M-idol shows! Who'd'a thunk it?! Holyballswhatascoop!""H-hey...c-c'mon..." Noriko's eyes go wide at NECO's sudden display of journalistic integrity. "Y-you promised you wouldn't..."How do you react?Refer smugly to her 'accident'. What happened? Did you get your just desserts, thieving cat?Ignore her. Act like she doesn't even exist.Remind NECO of her promise to Noriko.Other.
Rolled 40>>31428305>[x]Remind NECO of her promise to Noriko.
>>31428305>[x]Remind NECO of her promise to Noriko.This is neutral ground.
>>31428305>[x]Refer smugly to her 'accident'. What happened? Did you get your just desserts, thieving cat?>[x]Get ready to timestop the fuck out of this cheeky cunt
>>31428305>[X]Ignore her. Act like she doesn't even exist.Someone should remind me of that promise because I have no idea what the choice is referring to right now
>>31428305[X]Remind NECO of her promise to Noriko.
>>31428305Remind NECO of her promise to Noriko.How's it feel being reminded of a promise by someone with explosive amnesia.
>>31428212That would require Chiaki to understand what a dildo actually is and what it is for.
>>31428305>[x]Ignore her. Act like she doesn't even exist.
>>31428305>[y]Remind NECO of her promise to Noriko.
>>31428305>[x]Ignore her. Act like she doesn't even exist.If she insists on going against the promised she made with Noriko, throw a tomato on her face. Point blank at full force.Pull out a tomato from your shield
>>31428333Apparently Noriko got NECO to promise that she would not take pictures. So its NECO who is breaking her promise to Noriko.Looks like we are not the only one that has trouble with promises.
>>31428338Midori is probably going to teach her soon.
>>31428305>[X]Remind NECO of her promise to Noriko.DESIRE TO MURDER CAT INTENSIFIES
>>31428305>[x]Remind NECO of her promise to Noriko.Damn CAT!
>>31428305>[x]Remind NECO of her promise to Noriko.No need to implicate ourselves so boldly if she already suspects us - distract her with hypocrisy.
>>31428305>Remind NECO of her promise to Noriko.Also remind her we hold her kneecaps exitence in our hands
>>31428305[x]Remind NECO of her promise to Noriko.
>>31428361I am not prepared for that level of adora-lewd.
>>31428305>[x]Remind NECO of her promise to Noriko.while we don't know the full sentence Noriko was going to say about that, it seems safe to assume it's indeed about taking pictures either backstage or of us together or whatever.
>>31428305>>[X]Remind NECO of her promise to Noriko.
>>31428305>Other.Time-stop, steal the camera and give her a wedgie.Replace the camera in her hand with a tomato.
>>31428361She is surprisingly innocent.
>>31428385Except that one time.>>31428415I am 95% sure that was Decu mucking about.Also worth noting: Rena did an usual amount of rock-licking.
>>31428415So is Chiaki. Chiaki is worldwise in a lot of ways. Sex isn't one of them. As far as we remember.
>>31428432I was referring to Chiaki
>>31428415She is how many thousands of years old again and lives in a noir themed world. Unless people here seriously think Chiaki ONLY thinks Dildo is some kind of expletive.
>>31428305>[ x ]Remind NECO of her promise to Noriko.I don't care how many bitch points it costs, i want to kill the cat. Why dont we do it again?
>>31428431Rena has done other things as well that she had no idea were sexual.
>>31428443She actually does, haven't you read the Rena Quest crossover?
>>31428305>[x]Remind NECO of her promise to Noriko.Also, is it too late to throw another tomato at NECO?
>>31428305>[x]Remind NECO of her promise to Noriko.You frequently have bouts of amnesia, and you would feel terrible about forgetting a promise to Noriko for even a moment. The cat may not be able to feel shame, but we should at least try to give her some.
>>31428455What I got from that was that she had no idea what the was using as a weapon at first because of the short notice. But then the realization hit after cycling through her inventory.
>>31428305Should have saved the second NECO banner for this one. OH WELL
>>31428028>>31427909>>31427722>>31428082>>31428114>>31428150>>31428156>>31428171>>31428189>>31428224>>31428259>>31428272Looks like we have a new official MGNQ-Theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yqAaejuRn8>mfw I will never get to reveal my powerlevels in front of of 15000 Youtube Subsrcibers.
>>31428500We need an Enishi banner
>>31428473As I understand, she understands what a dildo is, specifically, a rubber penis used for certain primarily nocturnal activities.She just doesn't connect it to the word dildo.
>>31428643>>31428658Totally agree! Haaat, could you put that on the list?
>>31428670She referred to the rubber penis as a joke item, so its actually debatable if she is actually aware of the nocturnal uses.
>>31428689Pretty good, but Noriko isn't Tomoko enough.
>>31428326 >>31428329 >>31428336 >>31428340You squint through the blinding flash bursts of NECO's camera, before reminding her of the promise she apparently made to Noriko. Is she going to break something like that, just after Noriko's show, and in front of all her fans, too? She should be ashamed of herself.Noriko, seemingly emboldened by your words, suddenly disengages from you to run up to NECO - and snaps out with a vindictive kick at the thieving cat's shin. The blonde yowls in pain, letting go of her camera to grab at her leg. The device, annoyingly enough, saved by the strap around her neck, making it hang and bounce on her chest."NYA?! What was that for, Noriko?!" NECO all but shrieks. "Just as I was getting a good shot...!""Y-you promised!" The short, grubby M-idol stamps a foot on the floor. "Y-you promised not to a-act like a d-d-DILDO when she showed up!"NECO's crimson eyes go wide at this, before swiveling towards you, then back to Noriko again. "A-al...alright, I said that, nya, but--""B-but nothing! It was a p-pinky promise too, you dildo...! No scoops, o-or ambush interviews! J-just you showing up for support, l-like a friend's supposed to be!"Silence, and it's here that NECO lets out a sigh, before reaching up and turning her camera off. She gives the stern, teary-eyed Noriko a pat on the head too, one that doesn't seem to calm the M-idol down the slightest."...Yeah, okay, nya. Nya got me dead to rights. I'm sorry." The blonde shakes her head, dejectedly. "Just...reflex, I guess, nya. Since I'm kinda gagged from reporting on her, I thought this'd be a juicy chance." She nods at you, her expression suddenly sly for a few moments before becoming its previously-bashful self. "Still friends, Noriko-nyan?" She holds out a fist to the M-idol.A few moments, and Noriko bumps her fist against NECO's outstretched own. "Still friends. N-now, apologize to Matsuda-san."[1/2]
Rolled 89>>31428689That god damn cat
>>31428739It's here that NECO's expression sours. "W-what...? B-but I don't...I'm an impartial journalist! I'm not supposed to apologize--""APOLOGIZE! NOW!""Nnnh...you're pushin' it, nya," The blonde grumbles, but nods toward you. "S-sorry. Sorry for being...a JOURNALIST OF UTMOST INTEGRITY--"NECO's bullish proclamation gets cut short by another yowl of pain as Noriko kicks her other leg. "A-Apologize PROPERLY!""O-okay, okay, nya! I'll apologize already! No kicking!" The blonde limps towards you, and hastily bows. "Y-yes! Really, really very sorry for--""--FOR BEING A DILDO!""F-for being like that...to you...earlier." NECO's words are oddly strained, as if every word is causing her physical pain to say. She looks up at you with a pitiful expression, both wary and vulnerable at the same time. "I-is...is that okay? I apologized, right?"How do you react?Louder. Harder. With more feeling....Just don't be a dildo next time.Gloat. I hope you learned something today, cat.
>>31428765>[x]...Just don't be a dildo next time.
>>31428765I can't deal with this.>[x] Leave.
Damn, Noriko. Atta girl.
>>31428765>[x]...Just don't be a dildo next time.Fuckin' cat.
>>31428765[X]...Just don't be a dildo next time.If we gloat or tell her to apologize more, we look like the bad guy.
>>31428765>[x]Louder. Harder. With more feeling."Even -I- could make a more convincing apology than that. Try again."
>>31428765[x]...Just don't be a dildo next time.
>>31428765>[X]...Just don't be a dildo next time.
>>31428765[x]Gloat. I hope you learned something today, cat.
>>31428765>Other[ x ] I hope you die a painful death, cat.
Rolled 90>>31428765>[x]...Just don't be a dildo next time.And headpat Noriko again to get her to calm down, jesus christ.
>>31428765>[x]...Just don't be a dildo next time.We should get going now.
>>31428765>[X]Gloat. I hope you learned something today, cat.
>>31428765>[X]...Just don't be a dildo next time.manShe needs to look "impartial" up in the dictionaryBecause i'm pretty sure she's confused it with "unaccountable"
>>31428765>[x]...Just don't be a dildo next time.It is an insufficient apology, but we've got Noriko to consider.
>>31428765[x] ...and the backup camera.
>>31428765[x]...Just don't be a dildo next time.Seriously, if she wants a scoop, she should schedule something with us instead of these ambushes.
>>31428765Holy shit this option is retarted....Just don't be a dildo next time.And i just know it will be voted.At least not say it this way?
>>31428765>[x]...Just don't be a dildo next time.I kind of want a recording of her apologizing, but it's better to just drop it when Noriko is around.
>>31428787>we look like the bad guy.We have no problem with looking like the bad guy.
>>31428765>[X]Louder. Harder. With more feeling.I have the best shit eating grin on right nowWords cannot describe how much I hate this fucking cat
>>31428765>[x]Louder. Harder. With more feeling.
>>31428787I don't give a fuck, NECO is a blight upon the face of the world and the more suffering she can be subjected to, the better. Fucking cat.>[X]Louder. Harder. With more feeling.
>>31428765 >[x]Louder. Harder. With more feeling.
>>31428765>[x]...Just don't be a dildo next time.maybe not pissing her off will work? Removal of unpleasant stimuli to encourage desired behavior?
>>31428765>[X] Louder. Harder. With more feeling.M-Idol Warmaster Chiaki mode, go.NOW YOU WILL KNOW THE FEAR YOU WERE DENIED LAST TIME, CAT.
>>31428834We will lose Noriko points if we look like the bad guy. Choose the time and place and all that.
>>31428765>...Just don't be a dildo next time."I'm actually in a pretty good mood right now, but consider kneecap protection."
Rolled 36>>31428765>[x]...Just don't be a dildo next time.
>>31428765>Louder. Harder. With more feeling.
>>31428866I'm pretty sure a quiet wink on the side will let her know we're just playing around.
>>31428765>[x]Louder. Harder. With more feeling.
>>31428765 >[x]...Just don't be a dildo next time.
>>31428765>[X]Louder. Harder. With more feeling.Please don't take this away from mePleaseI need this catharsis
>>31428765>[x]...Just don't be a dildo next time.no dildos
> Just don't be a dildo next time.We're here for Noriko, not the cat
>>31428765>[x]Louder. Harder. With more feeling.We can't HEAR YOU!
>>31428765>Louder. Harder. With more feeling.
>>31428898Okay, yeah, switch to this
>>31428765>[X]Louder. Harder. With more feeling.She totally didn't mean it.
>>31428765>...Just don't be a dildo next time.
>>31428765>[x]...Just don't be a dildo next time.Let's not be dildos ourselves.
>>31428765[X] Accept apology
>>31428765>[x]Louder. Harder. With more feeling.Then, just as she's about to say it:>[x]Okay, that's good enough.
>>31428909Also, ask if she's going to start moonlighting as an S idol, cause damn
>>31428765[x]Louder. Harder. With more feeling.
>>31428765>...Just don't be a dildo next time.Dildos are for inserting, not being
>>31428909>We're here for Noriko, not the catThat's exactly why we're playing M-Idol to her S-idol.[X] Noriko, fetch The Box. We shall make her sit inside it while you make spooky ghost noises!
>>31428765>>31428739I've been waiting for this.
>>31428959You have those backwards. S is for sadism, M is for Masochism
>>31428965I love this.
>>31428965oh dan, i love you
>>31428765>[x]Louder. Harder. With more feeling.She should at least make an attempt to feel sincere.
>>31428950I like this, changing from >>31428791 to this
>>31428765>>31428951I'm kind of INTO this Noriko, nya.......
>>31428765>[x]...Just don't be a dildo next time.Far be it from murderface to act high and mighty over someone for breaking a promise
>>31428976doy, so I do.
>>31428992Or maybe that wasn't mine. I know I voted for that option at least.
Alright! Pausing thread for now, so we'll have another thread tomorrow night! Thank you for everyone's participation, feedback is always encouraged! Most voted action starts off the next thread!One writeup incoming! Questions answered after it's posted!
This has been one of the worst weekends I can remember. I don't know where I'm at or where I'm going anymore, and my legs are about to give out. Crunch has me by the arm, and this ridiculous costume is heavy with sweat.I got pulled out of bed in my underwear at seven in the morning. It's like everybody has a key to my room now. And I thought she said eight, which would have meant a precious thirty minutes more of fitful unconsciousness. Captain Fuckface - yeah, that's your new name, Crunch; Fuckface for short - was yelling in my ear the entire time about how out of shape I was and something about fighting spirit. I think I pulled off my transformation before anybody else saw me. Knew I should have splurged for some pajamas last month.She corralled me into that gymnasium from yesterday for her "training regimen" or whatever it was. There were some other people there, and I think one of them might have been that person who kept taking my lunch the first week I transferred in. Maybe not, whatever, not important. Fuckface put some weighted bands on my arms and legs that I still haven't had the chance to take off yet. The things chafe.She said we'd start with some cardio, which would "ignite your passion into a roaring blaze that would burn away the fat." Which has to be the dumbest speech I've ever heard. I spent hours punching and kicking at the air and prancing around like an idiot, among other things I'd actually -want- to forget. For instance, she told me to hit her, making this the first time since grade school I punched someone, and then laughed about being right about some inane thing when I struck her in the face. And again. And again. My knuckles were bleeding by the time she said we were done, and she had to bandage them up. I didn't see so much as a bruise on her for my efforts. Fuckface must have a head full of rocks.[1/7]
>>31429039Oh damn, experiencing chikuwa for the first time feels tingly.
>>31429054Finally, live weapons training. Who in their right mind gives an office worker a sword twice their height? Fuckface isn't in her right mind, and I nearly lost my arms trying to hold that thing when she handed it to me. It dropped about three feet and made a crater where it landed. That's not natural. I grabbed a spear off the rack just to get things over with and made a bunch of half-hearted stabs at her, which were easily blocked - it feels weird, trying to hit somebody with a weapon you know might injure them. This pissed her off and she slapped me with her deadweight weapon. It hurts to turn my head now. I doubt she even noticed.And apparently this wasn't enough for good ol' Captain Fuckface. Because now she says I gotta do some kind of "courage test", which sounds like haunted house nonsense. Right now we're going down some staircase lined with a bunch of heads mounted on the wall. Skulls, grief seed casts, other tacky things that I just can't bring myself to care about. Couldn't I at least get some more water first? I keep coughing up phlegm, and the sweat stings at my eyes. My sleeve's soaked in the stuff to the point that it hurts even worse to rub my eyes. I can't understand much of what Fuckface's saying at the moment, from my heart thumping so loud in my ears. Something about pride and a psych profile. Probably hers.Diagnosis : Completely batshit. Treatment : Leaving me alone or just killing me already. Please stop stringing me along. Please.[2/7]
>>31428765>Louder. Harder. YES YES YES I'M COMING HARDER LOOOUDER OH YES!
>>31429072I'm a bit dizzy by the time we reach the bottom, which opens up into a small chamber. Fuckface stops me in front of an intimidating looking door. This thing is big, metal, and covered in locks and bolts. Is this what's supposed to scare me? Are they going to bring somebody out in a bedsheet to fuck with me? Right now I can't tell if I'm more tired or angry about all this. Whatever they're trying to do, I wish they'd get it over with."Welcome," booms Fuckface, letting me go to spread her arms in presentation, "to our special Silent Room : the SPIDER ROOM!".......Nope.Nope.Nope.Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nopity nope nope nope. No. No way, no how, nuh uh. Fuck this. Fuck everything. I am gone. I am so fucking gone. Forget what I said, I am not doing this and she can't make me. I stagger past her as quickly as my legs can hobble, and I can see Fuckface just smiling at me like the raging psycho she is. Everything aches dully under the rush of adrenaline that is keeping me upright. Even my head's throbbing, for once not from the buzz of corruption in my soul gem, but otherwise my senses are crystal clear. Fuck all this, I'll try living on the street or maybe complain to the warmaster that her rank leader is such a fuckface that she-I bump into something that knocks me back down onto the ground. It didn't feel like a wall, so it means that it's a person. An agonizing turn of my head confirms that, yep, it's another girl, blonde one, wearing a brown dress outfitted with a few yellow ribbons. Staring at me with half-lidded brown eyes and a smile. A crooked smile. A really lewd smile....Oh god, have I been surrounded by raging lesbians? I knew it! I fucking knew it![3/7]
>>31429086"Ihihihi, you brought me another tasty morsel, Cap'n?" says New Girl, crouching down over me and wringing her hands. "That's the second in three weeks. You suuuuure do like to spoil me, don't ya?" She's not that close, but over the stench of my own sweat, I can smell something. Perfume, maybe. Don't care, doesn't matter. Still laying down, I try wiggling my legs to propel myself away from her. And run right back into Fuckface, with that loud laugh that screams hot-blooded trouble.New girl is lifting the hem of her skirt, pretty much confirming my-GODFUCKINGDAMMIT THERE ARE SPIDERS DROPPING OUT OF THE SIDES OF HER SKIRT WHY THE FUCK I CAN'T STOP SCREAMING!"... seen you around here before. Let me guess, you stole insider secrets... expense of my dear Officio, didn't yoooou? Such a naughty..."STAND UP, GODDAMMIT!"...hidden potential that may yet be brought out by confronting her fears. Her profile mentioned spiders... isolation down in the Spider Room should help. Can I count on you for that?"MOVE! PLEASE MOVE!".. Ihihihi, I'll have her right as rain..."I'M SORRY!"... count on ya'! I'll be back for her after meeting..."I'M SORRY ABOUT WHAT I DID, JUST LET ME MOVE!"... fuuuun, Caaaap'nnnn. Iiiii knoooow Iiiiii wiiiiiill~."PLEASE![4/7]
>>31429111I feel myself being lifted into something. Don't care, doesn't matter. My throat's too raw to scream anymore. Everything is heavy and there's nobody here anymore, yet I can't even move. I try to grab at my soul gem and smash the cursed thing, but my hands are numb and refuse to close around it. The adrenaline rush is gone and everything hurts.Fine. Fine. It's fine. Everything is fine. I probably deserve all this anyway.But I'm not going to cry. If there's one thing I learned from my old, starting-to-look-much-better officio, it's not to show emotions to people who're making your life hell. It never helps. It just makes things worse. Don't give them the satisfaction of a reaction.The bearer of the most understated magical girl costume, besides Checkers back at the old place, comes back from... Somewhere. I try to raise my head and look at her, but it's really painful. Goddammit, she saw, didn't she. This sadistic thing saw me cringe and it made her smile again. She's actually humming.Don't care about it. Don't care about anything. Just stop feeling anyth-Her hands are clamped around my head. Is this it? Is she gonna snap my neck? Do I finaFUCKTHATHURTS. I hiss in pain without even realizing it at first as she twists my head around to face her. And then releases her hold.[5/7]
>>31428997Which option won?
>>31429124...The kink in my neck is gone. Don't have much time to ponder this epiphany before she shoves something into my trembling hands. It's a clear plastic water bottle, with the sports cap open. I'm thinking... trap of some kind. Lull me into a false sense of security. Or something like that. Besides, I can't get a good grip on the thing with my hands as they are."Oops, lemme get that for ya', sweetie," says creepy girl who has her hands on mine and is pushing the bottle into my mouth. And tipping it back until I'm forced to swallow. At least it tastes like water. Cold, refreshing, life-giving water. Maybe it's poisoned. Wouldn't be the first time. My head's getting light, so maybe... No it's because I'm holding my breath. She lets it fall to the ground and I'm sitting back gasping for air.Come to think of it, those spiders from before are gone. Not on the floor, not on the ceiling, not under the chair. Just... Gone."...gonna be tortured..." I murmur, then scowl at blurting out what I was thinking. And she's laughing again. Real funny, you psycho."Now why in worrrrld would I wanna do somethin' like that to somebody so -adorable-~?" comes yet another response with unfortunate implications from blondie. I shudder involuntarily as she puts her hands on my shoulders and rubs. I can't help squirming a little; Goddammit, get off of me, Tarzan, I don't swing that way. And stop humming."Anyhoooo, from what Cap'n Crunch tells me, it doesn't sound like you've done any crime, other than being cute enough to eat right up," she giggles, "and while she means well, she doesn't seem to have the best grasp of how to help people." I just nod along, waiting for all of this to be over and feeling to return to my legs. Once I can walk on my own I'm going to head back to my room and take a long, hard look at my life.[6/7]
>>31429138"Ihihihi, speaking of grasp, I've got my hands all over ya' and haven't even introduced myself. Where are my manners?" Finally drab girl lets go, my shoulders sagging and no longer twitchy. She moves around in front of me and curtsies, grinning."Suzi Berry, anti-vindicare and keeper of the Spider Room. You can call me Suzi, though." She's probably gonna ask for my name next."...Eleanor," I rasp, coughing phlegmatically afterwards. Sooner I can leave, the better. Fortunately, Suzi seems to pick up on my eagerness to not be here anymore."The rooftop's a safe place to hide until Cap'n gets bored of lookin' for ya," she explains. For the second time today I'm pulled along by somebody to a location I've never visited before. I have an easier time walking than I did before, but it still hurts like a bitch. "And some fresh air in the flower gardens will do ya a world of good."I nod along to placate her. Whatever you say. Just leave me wherever and leave me alone.Away from paperwork."...Where're the spiders?"Away from incubators."Ihihihi, I can't tell you that until you've gotten me dinner and a movie first, Ellyyyy~."Away from crazy people.Away from basically everybody in this Officio.[7/7]
>>31429134Nobody wins when idorus are involved.
So Wendy and Nakajima along with some other MGs from the Eighth are with The Church of the Golden Land to save Annie, Nico and Chiaki?Annie and Nico's whereabouts are currently unown, right?
>>31428999I'm actually kind of hoping Noriko goes ballistic on us too.
>>31429151And so ends another slammin' chapter in Stories of the Sixth (that's what I'm gonna call these from now on). Next one should (hopefully) be ready soon enough.Thanks to Deculture for letting me write.Thanks to Cooldown for letting me bounce ideas off of her. Thanks to Sanguis for consulting with Suzi's accent.>Pastbin link : http://pastebin.com/cAVaLYep
>>31429166Annie is the High Priestess of the Church of the Golden Land. Nico herself is missing.
>>31429196>Annie is the High Priestess of the ChurchWelp. Golden weaps be crazy
>>31427165Gott ist tod
>>31429196Is the Golden Land full of witches?
>>31429271It's where every Magical Girl is free to become what they were destined to be!
>>31429232All of the golden weapons are unhinged, in one way or another. Even Yuu has some issues.
>>31429283>Ah'm Annie May Springfield, and ah'm here ta ask ya a question. Is a magical girl not entahtled ta the grief a' her seed?
>>31429283>>31429304I hope at least they become cute witches.
>>31429336God...fucking...fuck.I'm gonna find a way to work this in somewhere.ANYWAY Decu's punched out so any more questions, you're stuck with me.
>>31429376hi second best girl.
>>31429402That's not Kharn.
GUYS.I'm going to do a huge cast pic for thread 200.I'm going to draw everyone featured in this pic + maybe 10 to 15 other 'core' characters. Let me know who you'd like to see.Obvious contenders:- dildos, braids, and mecha-McMurderface- Kirika and Oriko...?Anyway, let me know.
>>31429425Strauss. Odette maybe, if you want to include major writeup characters.
>>31427396There's not much kindness in this world. Perhaps that's why its so satisfying to occasionally make some.
>>31429376Why is Wendy such best girl material?
>>31429425Kirika, Risa and Yuu? Hell, maybe have all of the Golden Weapon spirits in their own little section?
>>31429425Might as well get the rank leaders in there too. So Enishi, Rea, and Yuma. And since we have Yuma, Haruka too.Noriko, while we're at it.basically just put the full harem in there
>>31429466Because at the end of the day, anon likes a little blood and crazy in their tea.
>>31429039Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived!I really enjoyed today!>>31429425Homucifer, Souji, Mirai, Yuu, Kirika, Oriko, Iori, Misaka, Tiny Pete, Yuma and her girlfriend(shamefully forgot her name).major writeup characters.
>>31429487When you put it like that, all I can imagine is that picture of the tampon tea.
>>31429425In honor of this, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsFhuONRoWcput an engineer with a boombox in it somewhere.>save as DMX
>>31429507If you wouldn't drink her tampon tea she's not REALLY your waifu.
Can't wait for Dan's depiction of Housewaifu Kharn
>>31429425Forgot about Xiaomei. Should probably stick her in there somewhere, too.
>>31429425I guess if you do end up doing writeup characters the highlights from mine are Wendy, Amber, and the Springfields. At least, those are the most pertinent.
>>31429572How do those Springfields look again anyway?
>>31427596heh, you thought that was estus in that flask, didn't you?
>>31429592There hasn't been a lot of art of either of them - in fact I think this is the only image of either Decu's drawn, though there are some still-rough costuming ideas for Annie that I'm probably not allowed to put up on penalty of Midorifag murder.
If you have references for your writeup chracacters, Please post it!I'm going to take this picture seriously and do it at this quality or better (pic related) so the better your reference, the better a job I can do. Thanks!
>>31429572>No love for Sabrina
>>31429629I do love Sab (and she'll get more focus again eventually) but she's not one of the Main Characters of the Eighth. Also she's never actually gotten a shot in anything outside of a dirty hospital gown.
>>31429425AMBER.Because that ass.
>Suzie BerryI KNOW I've heard that name somewhere before but I can't place it and that's bugging me. What's it from?
>>31429627Eh, well... She hasn't shown up yet, but I've cleared the details with Decu so...If I find some other stuff, I'll throw it at you over Twitter, I guess
>>31429663there was a scene where she was chatting with Malal and she wore the special suit.
>>31429627I'll finish Ashford(the Vindicare Rank Leader) in a few days and put it on twitter then.
>>31429676oooh~ that's the girl with the sexy lewd lingerie.
>>31429627Ah jeez, I just kind of pull things from all over the place. It'd probably be easier to DM me on twitter for references rather than posting in the thread. Only one of mine that's been drawn is that one faceshot of Odette.
>>31427692>pic name>front viewDecu pls
>>31429666Thank you! I was gonna post that next. Although come to think of it, we haven't actually seen her meguca outfit.It's approaching similar to this, though, and was before this image was even a thing.
>>31429697hahaha, I was happy to get a drawing out of Decu so I wasn't at all bothered that he did away with her skirt
>>31429627I'll have something compiled in a jiffy.>>31429668Quick Start!
>>31429627Annie/High Priestess Alice is basically a problem because Midori and I have been working on it, but we don't have a costume we're completely happy with yet. It started out at 'Suigintou fucked Margaret Moonlight' but it didn't quite click.
>>31429727So shes basically F/E Caster
>>31429777Some cross between F/E Caster, F/E Caster's bondage lolita outfit, and Magical Amber with her ominous cloak, yep. Well, also a laser sword. You know. Standards.
>>31429735>QuickStartDammit, how the fuck did I forget about that already? It's all coming back now. Sachi-pyon still best
>>31429769Well, I'll save a space for her. Do you think you'll have a costume settled by thread 199?
>>31429802Why can't I hold all this want.
>>31429813Most probably. Cake you Dan~
Shit, how'd Annie turn to Church cult leader?
>>31429831Too many god damn chinese cartoons. Also a very, very stupid wish a long time ago.
>>31429626I drew this up of Mary Sue and Murderface a few months back. Pulp Megucas, because Chiaki and crew fit so damn well together with Quentin Tarantino's films. Speaking of which, I need to go back and totally redo Mary's face. It was a rush job and it's evident in how bad it is.
>>31429906Oh, I remember that! That really was a cool idea, damn.
Is there a picture of the officio itself?I mean the actual building.
>>31429958Sadly, not to my knowledge. Would probably be best to ask Decu-chan about that
>>31429425Misaka is always good, probably could thrown Souji and Kharn in there. Kharn's pregnancy being visible or not is up to you
>>31430031Will do, thanks.
>>31429425If you're still here, this is the reference for Heather...
>>31429425>>31430548...and because I don't have a picture of her yet, here's the closest that I've got for Eleanor.