What does your princess look like, /tg/?
>>31407055Like a vague dream I had that night near the fire.
>>31407445the base of that fire looks a little like a white dress... is that a sword stuck in the middle?
Like I wish someone would draw it because I'll never find art matching what I rolled on this:http://pastebin.com/WSMm14GX
I only serve the Invincible Sword Princess.
>>31407744Have you never played darksouls?
[Be wary of chest][Try Jumping]
>>31407783I serve the Invincible Lance Princess, prepare to die.
>>31407785I am a deprived individual. The only 'console' I have is my laptop.
>>31407809Dark Souls is available for PC...
>>31407825I didn't know that... I'll be in another tab if anyone needs me
Sorry. Lost my train of thought.
I can't figure out how they caught her. Imperial bastards.
>>31408132>not making the gif actually dance.
>>31407055> Implying monarchycaptcha : crowds result
>>31409025Didn't make that btw. It was posted in the /v/ thread.
>>31409025Can my insect princess be a bee princess?
>>31409025>kobold>not a dog girlNo.
>>31409025Undead princess errytime.She will learn to love what we share.
>>31409102Large bones for archaeologists to examine?
>>31409057>Pleb-thier taste confirmed>not choosing best bug girl
>>31409117>size envy.Still, classy.
>>31409158>big jugs>to compensate being a Human pretending to be a bee>Do you even sporocles?>stay slutty
>>31407881Sup rand, cool art as always.
>>31409225Oh, no, it's just a comic from White Mantis. Not sure if I can post it (nothing too NSFW but, well, bugs) but if you're interested I could always spoiler it.She's cool Anon, she's cool.
>>31409298I know. White mantis is really excellent at making bug-girls. I follow him on deviantart. I wish I could into art, all I good for is making Spiderdog memes and discussing Biosphere strategies
>>31409391Amen to that. Anyone want the comic anyway?
>>31407055There is no princess. Only a fleeting sense of accomplishment followed by feelings of worthlessness.
If you don't love spiderwaifus you can step the fuck back
>>31409097>Kobold>Not a murderous germanic spriteNo
>>31409510>>31409521K. Not much, but here you go. And, as ever, slightly NSFW.
>>31409529I'm a lover of beauty in all its forms. Granted a celibate old Ecomancer like me would never think of judging a fair maiden by her body alone, it's her heart that matters...and if she's willing to hold hands with me . I'd love to do that with these >>31409550 girls
>>31409097>kobold>no scales>extra nipples (?)What's wrong with the world?
>>31409550>Tits>Hair>Only 2 eyesI could maybe pass over the hair, but the dude didn't get the message
I was going to have a hand at drawing this was easier.
>>31409025Insect princess is GOAT
>>31409529Wait, did she cocoon up the real princess there on the ceiling? That could create some awkward moments when returning to the king for your reward.
>>31409590The dog people are closer to what Kobolds looked like in the first editions of D&D. Plus what they look like in Mythology.Lizard Dudes were not even a thing until 3ED.
>>31409640"Eight...legs?"Evil spell, your majesty"Can't remember anything about her life here?"Evil spell, your majesty"Her new habit of wrapping up the servants?"Evil spell. Those sorcerors, you know. Never know what they're planning.
>>31409500Barrel of laughs, this guy.
>>31409718Gonna be one hell of a political marriage, I'll say that.
>>31409718>chaotic evil intensifies
>>31407744those are bones down there and thats a sword yes. apperently, the only thing that can hold that particular type of fire is undead bones.
>>31409766Well, I am laughing.But I am a half-crazed misanthropic cynic-hermit.So...
>>31409844>no burning candle shoved up the BBEG's assfucking normalfags coming into BDSM and thinking they're top shit
>>31409650>what they look like in mythologyBut you're wrong.>>31409539Is what they looked like. They were like house elves, except tended to be more murdery. There were a couple different types, the 'house,' the 'mine,' and the 'sea' kobolds.Sea kobolds essentially looked like the one guy on the ship who didn't talk much and were more of a Dutch invention to the lore. They tended to be considered ship's carpenters and if treated well would help maintain the ship and keep bad things away. If angered it might drill holes in the hull and kill everyone.Mine kobolds were essentially dwarves by another name with more of a flair for pranks.House kobolds were the most common, you could enter into a pact with them by following certain methods. They leave sawdust in on the door step? You burn it. Leave a bottle of semi-curdled milk? You drink it. That gives the kobold the ok to move in. There you give it certain things (traditionally biscuits and the like) and when you're not looking it'll perform minor chores. Especially well-loved kobolds were more common in northern germany, especially in ale houses where their strength and cheap wages made them great benefits. If treated poorly they'd often be pranksters or do some minor vandalism. However they were sprites that traditionally in stories were a reflection of the morals of the one that they interacted with so a particularly shitty noble might have a murderous kobold.
>>31409097Can anybody please post Polt's ass image?I need it for reasons.
From a recent campaign in my group's long-running setting, Princess Plenipotentiary, Yuya Manji ma Yanyusho. She was a really fun NPC to escort around, especially once the party realized that she couldn't get her drunk off most alcohol and REALLY took a shine to prize fighting.
>>31409875Anon please, you cant go straight to the candle pegging, you gotta start off slow.
>>31407848Loved that one
>>31409876So they're basically fucked up 'nisser' or what? (Original forest/house gnomes. Which again is based on nordic legends of elvenfolk/dwarves, same shit.)
>>31407055I think I'd be the prince in need of saving... fucking knights keep dieing at the gate.
>>31409550I really wish I didn't have an intense fear of bugs so I could join in all the fun.
>>31410066Why would you fear insects?Insects are harmless.
>>31410170>Insects are harmless.>mfw all those sleepless nights due to mosquito bitesARRRAAAAAGH
>>31410216They just wanted a little bit of your blood.Stop hogging it all to yourself.
>>31410170I didn't say it was a rational fear. If I see a roach in a room, I leave the room. Mantis in particular freak me out.
>>31410319Mantis are your friends They eat other insects and help keep your garden free of pests.I can understand the roach thing though. Back when i was in Mississippi there were wood roaches everywhere....it was aweful!
>>31410358Yeah see that's the reason I'm okay with spiders. Mantis are just... it's the eyes man...>>31410438Fuck you!Also I would like to thank everyone else in the thread for spoiling bug stuff. I really appreciate it.
>>31409876Actually, the metal "Cobalt" was named because people thought the Kobolts of the mine would steal the copper and put this stuff (that they thought was wortheless) where it was to confuse miners
>>31409063really, though? what's the point of rehashing a image that doesn't need to be changed?
>>31409860I was referring to how it looked like the knight had offed the princess, I didn't know the context
>>31410508I found Mantis' adorable as a kid. They've got big ol puppy dog eyes and they wave at you. It's cute.
>>31410859'Waving at you' is just them autistically fantasizing about decapitating you.Mantises, not even once.
Does anyone have the strip where the Knight will do ANYTHING for the princess who happens to have a dick?I have an idea.
>>31409025Boring. How is it /v/ does these threads better than /tg/?
>>31411971Dunno.I guess that /v/ just has more people willing to participate in silliness like this.
Best princess, coming through.
WHY HAS NO ONE DONE THIS YET
>>31412024I think it has more to do with the fact that /tg/ is too stuck in its own stale memes to do anything interesting.>skeletons>bugwaifu>bearington>kobolds>monstergirlsIt's like a goddamn checklist. I'm surprised no one has given her a boner and copied that one comic yet.
>>31412140That's pretty much what /v/ has done too.
>>31412178They're at least clever or well drawn with it.Like that one where they turned getting past the wall into your generic over the top shonen anime fight
>>31412140Where is>dwarf princess
>>31412232Which will either be a picture of an anvil, a bearded princess, or a bearded anvil
>>31412247>bearded anvilwow, lewd
>>31408746Mate she has two hands free what the fuck are you doing.If this wasn't a trap she would have untied herself.
>>31412247what about a bearded anvil princess (anvil with a beard in a dress and a tiara)
>>31412247Gosh dang it.I was just drawing exactly that.
>>31412284If you look closely, you can see that her second arm pair have been bound together as well.
>>31412339But her fingers weren't, meaning she could use them to untie the upper ropes then use her upper hands to untie her lower ones
>>31412434Her secondary arms seem too short to reach the upper arm pair's bindings though.
>>31412339At the wrists. Definitely a trap. Gotta listen to the cues in the DM's descriptions, brudda.
>>31412493Not this time, trapmaster!
>>31412140Well there are other, OC stuff in here.But notice how they dont get any attention?cus if it is good it is gonna become a /tg thing and then get repeated in other stuff.
>>31412493They really don't, especially given that she is sitting down.
>>31412572Legs aren't bound and are quite long, she can easily stand to get her central arms in range.
>>31412609>ripping off Oglaf
>>31412284>>31412339>>31412434>>31412493>>31412503>>31412548>>31412572Damn.I knew I should have drawn chains instead of rope bindings.
>>31412619Thats what I'm saying. Her feet look sharp enough to just cut the ropes, too.
>>31412221They're /co/.They will, by defenition of their board's discussion purpose and reason for being, tend to produce better and more frequent drawfaggotry then /tg/.By the same point, we'd be better at statting up and making tabletop rulesets for whatever is created then /co/ would.
>>31412609I have a finish to my next game
>>31412829I was talking about /v/, son.
>>31412140what were you expecting?Really!?
This is neither here nor there but does Luthien have the highest powerlevel of any non-Vala in Tolkien's works or what? A full fledged Maia was no match for her dog even.Beren was a useless cripple without her.Are there really any damsels in distress in Tolkien's writings? Turin's sister maybe?
>>31410598Covered under mine kobolds.
>>31412153>captcha>remarkable dirptrRemarkable indeed...
>>31413249I believe this is Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou. The kobold is only in one chapter though.
>>31412221I thought that happened on /tg/. I recall being in that thread.
>>31409923Your game sounds pretty out there.
>>31407055Why the fuck would you want to save a princess?Why not hold her hostage in exchange for wealth or at least rape her?Chivalry and good acts are long dead. Might as well be an asshole.
>>31414145Because chivalry and good acts aren't dead in a medieval fantasy setting. Also>Black Knighting in a thread about a White Knight
>>31414145>>"At least rape her">>"rape her">>"rape">>a room full of neckbearded hambeasts collectively imagining raping each other's alter egos>>mfw I imagine the smellYou people are legitimately vile
>>31409025All of the above.Oh, wait. By "rescue" you mean "have emotionless intercourse with". Dude, if I wanted to go whoring, I'd go whoring.
>>31414145Holding her hostage for better control of the kingdom sounds like the best plan.
>>31413884It was a bit. Yanyusho, the kingdom to which she belonged, was essentially a fantasy China/Japan where they'd been using magic for centuries to create a beautiful land filled with beautiful people. However, a global Leyline catastrophe tweaked things a bit, and over the course of the generations Yanyusho became a nation of very cultured and eccentric monster-folk with a penchant for tourism. Our group was tasked with being the youngest princess' "bodyguards" and tourguides, during which time we discovered that she was essentially indestructible. It was a fun campaign.
tfw was going to post midna but my character art folder is too full and unorganized to find anything
>>31414145>This is when you realize that the king is a smarter political operator than any murderhobo wannabeLet's face it, you were being sent against a dragon because you were expendable and mercenary (which means the king didn't have to a) waste soldiers, b) recruit peasants away from his fields to replace wasted soldiers and c) took away a political rival's opportunity to hire you in his stead).
>>31407752Beat me to it
>>31414598Why does /tg/ like this furry trash?
>>31414565Literally noone but you is agreeing with him.
>>31409025> not picking skeleton> not becoming a wizard> not becoming a lich> not being emberassed every time she tells your new lich friends she remembers when you used to be alive and needed oxygen> not finding that side of her endearing> not alternatively being in a macabre black-(romantic)-comedy with her where you constantly seek out new parts to frankenstein her into a woman with.
>>31414604>What is a Thri-kreen?
>>31414598>>31414604on a related note, don't insects grow hair and/or fur? would that technically make them furry? is there a good term for them besides xenophiliac
>>31414604I'm gonna guess that one guy thought it was hot a long time ago, and his opinion was seconded by a guy who also legitimately thought it was hot, and then everyone else thought it was a funny joke and started claiming they thought it was hot as well. Now it is a meme.
>>31409611WhiteMantis's bug girls have endoskeletons as well.Pig disgusting endoskeletons
>>31414633Technically they're furry because they're animal people I guessThey're just way down there on the list of common furry things. (Mostly felines and canines if you must know)
>>31414668More like absolutely disgusting.Why the fuck anyone would want anything other than non-magical humans in a game is beyond me.
>>31414726The only thing that's absolutely disgusting here is your closed-minded attitude.
>>31414726nice b8 m8
>>31407995Best one so far.
>>31414751are mantis eyes not compound? why do they have a pupil
>>314147260/10, Even if you do mean it.
>>31414780It's called a pseudopupil. Basically while you're looking at the individual lenses head-on, they suck up light completely and there's no oblique coloration to reflect back to you. It looks like a pupil because there's a black spot where no light escapes.
>>31414751Being closed-minded is infinitely better than being a furry.Games are supposed to be realistic.
>>31414836Why are games necessarily supposed to be realistic? I must have missed the bit where that was explained.
>>31414836You're not even trying
>>31414857Fantasy causes people to be more likely to come up with stupid concepts.Realistic gets rid of this possibility.
>>31414861>posting that bait for antsyour obviously a thorax torched mantis trying to lure ants to their death
>>31414891Why even play games?
>>31412046>>31414250...What is she, slenderman's hot sister?
>>31414930Tabletop is a dying hobby, you know.
>>31415015like how pc gaming has been dying for years
>>31414891>Realistic gets rid of this possibility.My character is a transgender asexual otherkin who wear a platypus fursuit and drive an hot-dog mobile.
>>31414622>>31414622I think you'd enjoy Divinity: Dragon Commander.Marry undead waifu, turn her into a human with other body parts or turn her full human.
>>31415031That is why you beat the crazy out of people.
>>31411581Jeez man it's not a joke when you put in the most beautiful human girl in the second panel.
>>31415015Yep. Has been dying since the 70's. can't possibly be doing well, what, with only 49,000 people attending the 2013 gencon (the highest since the 1995 launch of M:tG...I swear, every time I have to argue with a troll, i end up saving another image to my folder. here's gen con attendance since it's inception.
>>31415064well we think your crazy, so by your logic we have free reign to thrash the tar out of you
>>31415125Crazy is determined by the norms of society.What gives you free reign to call yourselves normal?
>>31414891Okay, here's your party.
>>31412134He was the princess all along.Someone call the writer of oglaf!
>>31415075Dude I'm telling you that's not a beautiful human girl. I've checked.I'm pretty sure that is a savage bear and I'm not sure it's even a girl.
>>31414978nah, Slenderchan is only interested in John Galt>>31412046I think she's Evil Overlady
>>31415136And what if everyone is crazy but you?
>>31415136Who says I have to follow society?Society is defined by those who grasp strength and shape it themselves. Whether through Charisma, Inspiration, Force, or any other thing it is the man who decides his own ideas and imposes them on reality that determines the will of societal norms.Whether it be Nietzche's Ubermensch or Kirkegaard's Defender of Faith, both have the power to change society. Becasue they understand the simple truth: Normal is not a constant. normal is a relative idea with much elasticity. Those who believe otherwise is merely a sheep who can never hope to aspire to anything beyond what others determine for him.
>>31415194Who is John Galt?
>>31415260Some guy who gives sixty-page speeches
>>31415260A preachy, long-winded authorial self-insert that makes Richard Rahl look like a fucking Tau.
Why even bother with a princess?Why not just stay at home, do your basic job, and patiently wait to kick the bucket?
>>31415253Better to do nothing than to try and fail.
>>31415348the princess has better assets than a peasant girl
>>31415385But why go after her?You have a higher chance of dying sooner than you normally would by going after her.Wouldn't it be more beneficial to just not even go adventuring? You won't die so soon and you still get a fair pay.
>>31415420Hope and adrenaline addiction.
>>31415420Disregard paycheck, acquire princess
>>31415420But anon, I wanna put it in a princess
>>31415384if that's so then you might as well lie down and wait for the worms to take you. A man who has no desire to find purpose in life does not deserve to haste the oxygen the rest of us are using
>>31415420High risk but high reward,and considering the live of the average peasant during the middle ages, you will die young anyway.
>privileging life over death>seventh manu of the kali yugaI seriously hope you unenlightened don't do this
>>31415440Hope is a dangerous thing.Hope causes people to try and do stupid things that usually end in failure.Give up on hope and face reality.
>>31415565Isn't that what most of 4chan has already done
>>31415565stupid things are often the best things in life. For instance, your mom was one of the best lays I'd ever had
>>31415384then why are you arguing philosophy with people on /tg/? If you really believed in the "better to do nothing" philosophy, you wouln't try to talk with people who don't argue with them, since you know it is probably you will not manage to change their opinion.Better yet, why even walk, since you know you might fall? Better to do nothing than try walking ang failing.>>31415420>>31415440Living a long, but dull life or a potentially short one, but one full of excitement: That is an old philosophic question. Some people live for the thrill, others don't care.>>31415260>>31415271>>31415313John Galt is alos the name of the MC of the "Harem Protag Quest" threads on /tg/, by Guide.This man know two things: Enchanting, and cooking. And he's god-like in it. Seriously. He turned the attitude of girls he just met from "who's this guy" to "actually totaly hot" with a spoonfull of biscuit and gravy.
>>31415678Not just biscuits and gravy, biscuits and gravy with some bacon, and a dash of nutmeg
>>31415253Society is nothing but individuals agreeing on what the individual must do to be kept in the community. I personally think that everyone should try to be the happiest possible. But that no one should be surprised when society will try to stop them it their version of happiness destroys other people's one.
>>31415704True. I hope Junko get punched in the face for stealing John's girlfriends' food.
>>31415565Nurgle pls leave.
>>31415556But Buddha, we don't privilege life over death./tg/ loves skelly princesses just as much as fleshy princesses.
>>31415785Needs more Zawa... Zawa...
>>31415785The only accurate one.
>/tg/ - Perverts and Depression
>>31409499Lady Horsecock by shia?My nig
>>31416084>4chan - Perverts ad Depression
>>31416134>Internet-Perverts and Depression
>>31416199>Humans- Perverts and Depression
>>31416316Mammals-Perverts and Depression
>>31416316>Adulthood- Perverts and Depression
>>31416339>Eukaryotes that reproduce sexually - Perverts and Depression
>>31416342Well what constitutes adulthood? Because plenty of teens suffer depression. Sometimes as early as 13. As for perverts. Well we were all teenagers once right?
>>31416370>>31416342>Existence: Perverts and depression
>>31416084>>31416134>>31416199>>31416316>>31416339>>31416342>>31416370The joke stopped being funny by about the second reply.
>>31416459>Life - Perverts and Depression>Existence - Erotic and Meaningless
>>31416473you are apparently not a depressed pervert
>>31416473thank you for your valuable opinion
>>31415948>>31415785Implying one becomes a knight for affections.WHERE IS FUCKING JUSTICE?!!!!
>>31416831I think it's in the trunk in the back of the attic. Check there.
>>31415136They're the local majority. That's how it works.
>>31407055Someone draw a brown musclegirl for me
>>31415924But how can you be lewd with your waifu if you're both dead? Just lying there looking like badass skeletons isn't really enough.
>>31417032...that is relevant to me interests
A bit late to the party.
>>31417067>just lying there looking like badass skeletons isn't really enoughOh really?
>>31417222>Not giving it tits
>>31417239DFC a best.
>>31417254/k/ has so much crossover with /tg/, I've noticed. Is it our medieval weapons and armour threads?If we had a /his/ board, would it be some unholy combination of /tg/, /k/, and /pol/?
>>31417280And now you know why there's no /his/.
>>31412153Anyone have the original comic for this? I'm ashamed to say that I don't have it saved.
>>31417164>>31417265Fuck yeah Bolo waifus.I would totally a NIKE.;_;
>>31408831I see what you did there...
>>31409611Because Monster Girl no Iru Nichijou.
>>31418207Oopsie, meant to reply to>>31409590Sorry.
>>31417943The image shows now saucehelp
So you're saying it's just an optical illusion?
>>31415565You half-empty nihilist disgust me. You ask "why bother?" while a half-full nihilist would say "why not?". In the end it doesn't matter anyways, so why not do it?
>>31418668Because does it exist? Does the action itself make something exist in the metaphorical reality?! JUST BECAUSE ONE SEES BLUE AS BLUE DOES NOT MEAN ANOTHER SEES BLUE AS RED, RED AS YELLOW, AND YELLOW AS BLUE. BLACK CAN BE WHITE, BROWN CAN BE GREY. HOW CAN WE TRULY KNOW OUR REALITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>31418762You think being gay is okay don't you?
>>31418815Wait, when did gay come into the conversation?
>>31419130When you were born.
>>31418815>You think being gay is okay don't you?Where do you think you are?This is /tg/Everyone here is /totallygay/
>>31419162You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?
>>31419216this actually happened to me. I set tg as one of my interests on omegle and I got a lot of trans girls. What an odd misunderstanding. trannys are super slutty too, they were begging me to ask them to show me their tits
>>31419345>>31419281>>31419218>>31419216>>31419162>>31419130>>31418815Can we please return to the topic?
>>31419281Of course, nobody except some forever virgin from 4chan want to fuck them.
>>31419413Idunno man, some of them are pretty fuckin hot.
>>31419386Where do you think you are?
>>31419449I actually mistook most of them as girls. then I started to suspect any girl that didn't leave right away as a tranny
>>31419449You know, a mix of make-up, good lighting and bad webcam quality can make everything fucking hot.
>>31419536Eh, not really.
>>31419536>tfw bad webcam lighting is my fetishits really hard to work into actual sex
>>31414978No you faggot, she is the evil princess you have to save from the warrior of light.
>>31419700>that pudgy face>that nose thats too flat>that chininto the trash it goes
>>31419345This aint your blog, man.
>>31419764I aint bloggin guy
>>31419700So what you're telling me is that with enough time, effort, and appropriate products. Even the greasiest neckbeard can be a beautiful princess?
>>31419792A little rule of thumb, any post that starts with "As a [INSERT SHIT NO ONE CARES ABOUT], I [INSERT SHITTY OPINION MEANT TO BE TAKEN AS FACT]" is a worthless blog post.You know, like yours. No one gives a shit how much you hate your penis. This is the traditional games board, not the bitchin about penises board. That's /lgbt/
>>31419875hey what he said added value to the conversation, unlike what you are posting
>>31419926>what he said added value to the conversationIt was pointless anecdotal attention whoring and the conversation was offtopic to begin with. Blog elsewhere, like tumblr.
>>31419700Does it bother white men that white women have mustaches?
>>31419875I was merely stating that so that I could properly confirm the other anons suspicions, were i to not state it, it would hold a different meaning coming from a standard anon.
>>31419971You were merely blogposting for attention. Now fuck off to /soc/ or /lgbt/.
>>31419951Many women have facial hair, it is just very very fine and hard to see. Of course you've likely not ever been close enough to a real woman to know this.
>>31419875>I THINK HE'S SHITPOSTING SO I'LL SHITPOSTYour logic is so flawless you've got me doing it
>>31419951>Not wanting to kiss a woman with a handlebar moustache
>>31420001It always bothered me, like how the areolas got big and pepperoni-ish sometimes
>>31420033>I got called out for being an attention whore, so I better attention whore even more
>>31420001>Many women have facial hairYes, that is what I said, particularly if they're descended from hairy Europeans.
>>31420032but anon that would mess up the wax in both our moustaches
>>31420102Most face-haired ladies Ive met were black.
>>31419700The point remains, that's still fugly.
>>31420032Dwarf plz go
>>31420539janitor admitting to abusing his powers please go
>>31409491"Princess, I've come for you!""Why am I still here? Just to suffer?"WORDS THAT KILL
>>31421255this could be difficult
>>31419413>These others not noticing the joke
no elven princess?
>>31425358where the fuck is the bowstring for thatdumb bitchalso nobody would save an elf.