You are Anna T. (don't ask what the T stands for, it's lewd), and you're being shot at by an unidentified flying object. The first shot slammed into your shield and the second shot narrowly misses you. That UFO's a hostile. AND IT'S LOCKED ONTO EKATERINA. IT'S FIRING ITS... WHATEVER IT IS AT HER.Engage? Yes No ALL POWER TO SHIELDS ALL POWER TO SPEED WRITE SOMETHING
>>31191040No I do not like witch jam. Go away.
>>31191040>[x] No>[x] WRITE SOMETHINGFuck this shit, let's just leave. We owe Ekatrina nothing.
>>31191040[x]YesSure, why not.Archive link?
>>31191040> ALL POWER TO SPEEDTHIS TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
>>31191150OH DEAR I FORGOT SOMETHINGArchive: suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=HamsterlingsAreTastyTwitter: @SpahamIsHamster
OH WAIT I FORGOT HOW TRIPS WORK LOLOLOLI mean, no one cares? Writing.
>>31191286Wow, i read thread 1 in like 3 minutes. Anyway, we are being shot at by heat rays. Time to get a tan.
>>31191040[X] ALL POWER TO SHIELDSGo so fast, the beams miss us head-on!
>>31191040[X] APPLY TITS
That thing is firing something, all right. ITSELF.It screams into view with the fury of a thousand shitty Russian diesel engines. A thousand spluttering diesel engines, coming to life. By the farts of Comrade Stalin, it's louder than anything you've ever heard.It is also unlike anything you've ever seen, too. It's a giant plane wing with a glass thingy in the center. And what appears to be fire coming out from behind it. Yes, screaming fire from behind.And it's barrelling straight for Ekaterina at a speed you've never thought possible. Shit, you gotta your best friend and wingmate. You know how witches don't take too kindly to midair collisions.A thing that fast can't be all that armored, right? You tax the engines on your strikers trying to keep up with it. How is this thing so fast? It's impossible to chase this thing! At least it's moving in a straight line. At least aiming isn't an issue...The ShkaS roars into life as you fire a burst at the thing. It absorbs the shots as if it was nothing.And then it plows into Eka. Like, really hard.You can only stare in horrified shock as she gets taken for a ride. Or something. It's not pretty.You rush to save her (or what is left of her). It's not a pretty sight.And that's when you see something... unexpected. It's coming back for you.SHIELDSHOW DO YOU DODGE THIS THING
>>31192203>[X]HOW DO YOU DODGE THIS THINGBy jinking silly!
>>31192203>[x] ALL POWER TO TITSFLASH IT
>>31192258You flash your tits at it. It turns you into witch jam.BAD END.(1/9001)(I'm joking)
>>31192203JUKE SIDE-TO-SIDEIT HAS JUNK LATERAL STABILITY AT THOSE SPEEDS
Alright, writing!Sorry for taking so long. And forgetting how to trip.
A plane moving that fast can't possibly turn without breaking up, right? And you've got Eka in your hands. She doesn't look too good.You quickly decide to jink to the left at the last possible moment. You can't be too sure if this'll work, considering your speed, but if it can withstand small arms fire...It's a bit too late for second thoughts. The giant wing looms into view as you stare at it defiantly, Eka in a princess carry. You wait for the very last second. It comes, but you hold steady until it's too close for comfort.Your timing is a bit off. Maybe it's because of the extra weight, or maybe you're a little too focused on the looming threat in front of you, but you get clipped by the plane as you dodge. It isn't too big of an issue though; you put up your shields in time."Lanzhou Airbase, this is Patrol flight! We have an unidentified bandit! It's moving at high speed at possibly coming towards you! Flight is down one and we're retreating!" Incredulity fills your headset as the air traffic controllers on duty sputter in disbelief at your report.A grim sight awaits the ground crew as you land. You, landing with an injured witch. It's a bit depressing, considering that this was supposed to be a routine trip. Your wingmate is quickly transported to the infirmary.You still have to file those reports. Eka's not gonna be out of there for a while. Taking a plane to the gut does that to people. Report. Duty before... whatever it was. Pace endlessly around the infirmary. As if that'll help things.
>>31193152>[x] Report. Duty before... whatever it was.Better make productive use of the time.
>>31193152>[x] Report. Duty before... whatever it was.It might help us cover for her.
>>31193152> Report. Duty before... whatever it was.On the way to> Pace endlessly around the infirmary. As if that'll help things.
Man, you guys got lucky.Writing!
>>31193385Fear the hidden dicerolls!?
Eka's a dear friend. Her getting hurt was partially your responsibility. You really want to be there for her if and when she comes out of the infirmary, but the sight of a commissar makes you reconsider. That and his always loaded PPsH. No witch has been executed for disobeying orders, and you're pretty damn sure that you don't want to be the first. Not in his presence, anyway.You forcefully tear yourself away from your friend and make to the HQ. You're pretty late for the debriefing. You're a bit scared."Come in. You're late." A gruff, gravelly voice beckons you. It sends chills down your spine.You enter a sparse office room. The lack of decoration doesn't scare you, though. It's the man standing behind the desk that does it."Colonel Chuikov, I-" you start to explain, but you're cut off."At around 0530 local time, you and another witch saw an unidentified flying object, right? Said object managed to... shoot down the other witch that was with you, forcing you to retreat? Is this correct?" You nod."There were no identification marks on this flying object, and it was firing... red light at the both of you?" you nod again. "You shot at the object, but it was unfazed by your fire. After that, it hit the other witch and the both of you barely managed to escape?" you can't help but nod."That will be all. Remember your duty above all." He motions to the door. You leave.With that done, you rush to the infirmary. Who knows what Ekaterina might come out.
No one actually reads SWQ China anyway, and it's kinda hard to keep this up when planefag's not around.And until planefag comes back, I'll mothball this and run it on SPECIAL OCCASIONS.Meanwhile, does anyone want to see a KanColle Quest or something set in SPELLJAMMER?
>>31193813>KanColle QuestThat'll attract trolls likes neckbeards to 40k.
>>31193813>And until planefag comes back, I'll mothball this and run it on SPECIAL OCCASIONS.>until planefag comes backSo quest ded.You do know he has given up and finished with SWQ and all that right?
>>31193813You say that as if you actually run when you say you'll run and run regularly and not twice a fucking year...
>>31193813>No one actually reads SWQ China anywayWell I did, so fuck you too buddy.The least you could do is run this and not run away from it.
>>31193813Noooooooo.....Run it once a month at least please.
Ladies and Gentlemen this is why you need to set out a plan for a quest and not fly by the seat of your pants with an eternal update time.
>>31193979>Run it once a month at least please.That would be good if he could work up the courage for it.
>>31193813Ill consider Kancolle since no one has done it but then again Kaga who is best girl will not win.
Actually, I came here to laugh at you.It's April the First. IN SINGAPOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI am serious about wanting to try something else. But don't worry. I'll see about running this regularly. After all, I need to make sure the Martian Tackleplane shows up again!I might have to change the day and/or time. To tell you a secret: I live on the Moon as well.Also something something I might get accepted into university something something.Though I'm kinda surprised that people actually read this.I mean. Really?
>>31194166Yep as people like me think it has some promise.
>>31193813Hey, hey, don't be hasty. SWQ China is cool, it just needs a slightly more stable running schedule.
>>31194166>Though I'm kinda surprised that people actually read this.I mean. Really?Sure, why not, I'm finding it fun and enjoyable.>Also something something I might get accepted into university something something.Congrats
>>31194166I read all the SWQ Quests.