http://pastebin.com/mzS6YN7PYou are Risa Schrodinger, billionaire playboy philanthropist and-“I am none of those things. Except the Risa part.” You explain, like a grumpy gus might. Why the Grumpy gusness Risa Schrodinger? “Because the yanks shot me with a laser cannon, I shot at the yanks with a laser cannon right back, and it turns out the witch was a Satanist who was working to damage the fabric of reality in order to let Lucifer into the world without having the whole of the heavenly host lay an Armageddon on him.” You explain, doing a fine job on exposition.“That is, as a whole, what happened yes.” Luciraven explains, her piercings glowing white hot as the raw whole of the first star blazes where her soul used to be.You tilt your head at him/her/it, running through the possibilities of this encounter. Sadly very few of them end in ice cream and a moral lesson to take home after class. “So you burned the souls of two people in order to crack open a hole in the universe big enough for you to get your spiritual self in? That is why you attacked me?”He gives a small shrug and a smile which makes you feel sickened at the unequivocal mad beauty behind it and says “I was also trying to rip the remains of the soul king from your body by incinerating your body. Besides, they were just humans.”“Hey! I was human.” You protest.“Well, you grew out of it.” He answers, the body of Raven gaining a few more cracks.You narrow one of your eyes for a second then it hits you. “Did you just equate being a living human as just a phase? Like shitty taste in music or being misunderstood?” You ask.“Am I wrong?” He asks. Technically? No.“Setting that aside for the moment,” Really? “I am surprised you found me. I had thought with the whole world going crazy and angels walking the earth you would be too preoccupied to look for me.” You say and he just laughs.(1/2?)
“I never lost you. You recall when I blasted you to less than subatomic matter that I promised I would make sure your comrades would be protected from the Nephilim. I have had an agent there since the beginning, so they kept track of Jager and your movements. I am surprised you didn’t notice, I had thought they were awful at concealing themselves but it seems you did not notice.” He explains.“So, here is the thing Lucy, obviously God is trying to screw us. Both of us. So do you really think he didn’t booby trap my soul? How about you grab a different source of power?” You ask.“I am fairly certain I can handle any trap Father put inside you. I need the complete old one to fully unlock its power. Just the way it works.” He answers without any malice, which is impressive considering he is talking about blasting you in the face again.“Well, look, how about a genie? I have one in my pants.” You say pulling out the lamp.He shakes his head with a shrug, though still keeping his smile. “The djinn. That does take me back. All those years ago god made them and then found them displeasing. He gave the command for his most loyal and powerful to wash over the world and seal their being inside metal atoms. The atoms sometimes get made into things which lets them be free. The Djinn and I are not quite compatible. In fact I am one of the few beings who could avoid the full might of them.” He explains.“Well, what if I make a wish on it? Make things all better?” You ask.“For your own safety I would not advise it. The Djinn are still a little bitter about being locked up by me and my kind and will harm or destroy you or those you care about in the process of granting your desire.” He explains.Seems he doesn’t want the Djinn and may be still coming for your soul parts.Do you want to say anything? Say something to Lucifer Morningstar Raven Way Explode the raven body Other, please specify(2/2)
>>31127515>[x] Explode the raven body"I'm not mad Luci, just disappointed." *CERO*
Wait, if the djinn dislike the angels for imprisoning them, how about rather than making a wish, we offer the djinn a chance at revenge?
>>31127643Pull a liberate Robin Williams?sounds risky imo, maybe if lasers don't work...
>>31127515I don't suppose you'll tell me who your agent is? It's akira isn't it...
>>31127515>[x] Other, please specify"Well if you don't want it, then more for me and all that."Then eat the lamp.>[x] Say something to Lucifer Morningstar Raven WaySince he wasn't in the eye of the storm when Jasmine came back, I'm pretty sure he remembers Tyrone now. Ask if he knows that plant.Also ask if he did the thingy to Ryouichi in this timeline. Maybe try to throw in something about how it's a shame this all happened the way it did and if we somehow manage to get out of this without one of us killing the other and if neither of us wants to kill the other anymore for whatever reason, then we cool.I kinda wanna keep him talking for a second because there's no way the Ravensuit will hold up much longer. Burn a couple seconds and then get ready to run like hell.
>>31127515Seconding >>31127729Maybe throw in something about at least trying to reach some kind off agreement where nobody gets munched like sugary plot rock candy? Because that would be awesome if we didn't get munched like plot rock candy.Like, any other suitable replacements? We could totally go get one of those if it would make motherfuckin Satan get off our back.
>>31127515>The Djinn are still a little bitter about being locked up by me and my kind and will harm or destroy you or those you care about in the process of granting your desire.What if I wish for it to not grant my desires?DEVOUR LAMP
Seems majority want to talk to Lucifer with a few wanting to devour the lamp? Writing now.
>>31127515>The Djinn and I are not quite compatible.I wonder if that incompatibility would be what we get from Copycat.I really, REALLY, hope it is.
>>31127495"Did you forget that I'm crazy poisonous, literally? And if anything my junior god status enhanced it. After I became a gem, I accidentally drove Jager insane with jerkitude, and she wasn't even touching me, much less digesting me.Like I don't know, you'll probably be able to hold me down for a while, but that'll just give me more time to infect you. And then at the climax you catch my stupid and everything's ruined and your Dad is lecturing you about sacrificing your followers even though He does that all the time."
>>31127917We don't even have rank 5 poison, though.
>>31127940So.what? Even at our lowest, we can probably do some colour out of space shit, and again, he'll be eating us, not just being near us.
>>31127999Just sayin. His plan was to munch a Great Old One in its entirety. I would think that that was more toxic than Risa, but I've been wrong before.
>>31127865>Talk to LuciYep yep yep.>devour the lamp?Yes please.
>>31127865DON'T EAT THE LAMP, god damn it allowing the idiot trolls who love to eat all kinds of shit sway sucks, i remember how you said a few threads ago how thats a terrible idea.
>>31128096Eating the djin itself is a terrible idea, eating the lamp is fair game.
>>31127917"Lucy, the thing is that unlike pretty much all the other Fallen, you never stopped being an Angel, complete with preferring honesty as your policy. And while I find that admirable, your Pa is a liar and a cheat, and if you wanna best him you gotta throw out your plans and lower yourself to thinking crooked.I mean, I'm not a religious person, divinity.aside, I only ever prayed once and that.was a: in a timeline I deleted, and b:: to you. So you tell me, what sounds more like Daddy.Dearest?"
>>31128040Soul King never put any points into poison probably. Like the thing about us is we have a lot of abilities more expected of weak things, like illusions, cloaking, and disguises.
“So who is your agent?” You ask.He seems to think about it for a second before shaking his head. “Where’s the fun in that? If I just told you I would deprive you of the chance to have a fun mystery adventure. Unmask the villain and get rewarded.” He explains.“The Scooby-Doo philosophy of fun? I am both delighted and enraged you would make such a plan.” You say. So would Jager be Scooby or would you? Or Shiba, since wolves are sort of like dogs right? You let the thought enter that dark place you don’t talk about in public before continuing. “Still, why exactly come down here and talk to me if you are still planning on killing me and eating my rock parts?”He laughs a little and the body cracks more. “Well, other than the whole attempted obliteration part we get along rather well, don’t we?” He points out.“Well, point I suppose. So no chance of you trying to go all murderous today?” You ask relaxing a little.“No, unfortunately even this body with its rather good bloodline is unable to handle me. It is like I am barely blowing on it and it is shattering. I will save worrying about getting the rest of the Soul King for when I am fully through.” He answers.You let out a small sigh of relief and pool your mental resources. “Is there any way we can resolve this without you eating me like a shiny plot rock sugar candy? I would prefer it, as a general rule, if you did not eat me like a rock. Besides, I am crazy poisonous. Literally in fact, my power poisons people with crazy. I made Jager crazy with jerkitude and she didn’t even bother eating me. Do you really want to deal with that?” “Oh, thank you for your concern but I am sure I can handle it.” He says.“Pride. Goeth. Fall.” You grumble and he looks at you amused.(1/2)
“Did you just reference a proverb to the literal Devil?” He asks.“Bit too on the nose?” You ask back and he only replies with a shake of his head. “So no chance of friendly co-op play?”“Eating an old one in its entirety was somewhat important for my plans, but seeing you ask me so honestly puts me in a little bit of an awkward position. How about this,” He clears his throat and you see the body is not going to last much longer. “I still have a little bit of time before I am going to be able to fully walk in this world. If you become strong enough to fight equally with me we can have a merry co-op game. Or if you can find a suitable replacement for a chunk of old one, though I should warn you the other elder things tend to not bother with this world, I will be more than happy to take that in place and use it.” He offers.“And if not then you are going to try and eat me.” You say.“Precisely.” He agrees. “A deal?”Deal with the devil. Hrm. Also, after we are done talking we will eat the lamp. Bit rude to eat in front of company without something to offer. Accept the deal, what’s the worst that can happen? Reject Ask him something else Other, please specify(2/2)
>>31128394>[X] Accept the deal, what’s the worst that can happen?WhatCouldGoWrong?
>>31128394Ask him somethingand where exactly would I find these other old ones?
>[x] Accept the deal, what’s the worst that can happen?Sounds like fun. I wanna get big bad enough to be in a party with Lucifer.>[x] Ask him something elseWill Fenrir get out of his cage before you're fully walking?Because eating Fenrir would really help with us being on par with Lucifer.
>>31128394>Also, after we are done talking we will eat the lampHurrah!>[x] Accept the deal, what’s the worst that can happen?>[x] Ask him something elseWould I actually have to fight you and not die for a few rounds or would you just do some scanny scanny business like at the yank airports and conclude that I'm approved for flying?
>>31128394>[x] Accept the deal, what’s the worst that can happen?so just power level and or find a substitute meal
>>31128394>>31128442>>31128455>>31128519Those all sound like good things to ask.If he doesn't go pop before we finish our askin stuff, I think we should say that we've missed this. Twenty-Questions time with Lucifer in the BE TALL forest was always fun.
I got an idea.This ghostbuster Reagan-squad? They sounded mighty confident in their ability to contain our core in their facility and defend it against Lucifer's efforts.I bet they have all kinds of nice edibles in their vaults.
>>31128625didn't we kill all of them?I guess the Cajun and Liverpool might still be alive
>>31128665I'm sure they'll send more after us. In case not, we could always try to cram in a "So Lucifer, where might I find the vaults of these people that just attacked me?" before he goes poof.
“Sure, fine, fair enough. Keep in mind I won’t go down easy if you do decide to try and take me out.” You say pointing dramatically at her. Him? It.“Wonderful. I hope for your success in the endeavors.” Lucifer says.“Where would I find the other old ones, just out of curiosity?” You ask.He taps his chin, the light pulsing within almost blinding. “None of them are in a place you can get to. They are either dead in the black void in between galaxies, dreaming the dark dreams of different realities or busy doing their alien things. To get the attentions of any of them would be most difficult to say the least.” He explains.“What about Fenrir? Will he be walking around by the time you make touchdown?” You continue.“As his cage is it still has a few years. If you were to ask one of the ones who made his cage about breaking it you could, perhaps, let him out early. They are not overly fond of people I should warn you.” He answers, same old helpful Lucifer as always.“So say I do become ultra-strong. Will you have to fight me or will you just scan me?” You ask.“Just like you can smell power I have a method for detecting strength. It is not likely I will have to fight you if you are strong enough.” He says.You nod and see his body cracking and breaking more and more, the strain of being under the control of the most high of all angels too much for the mortal body to take. As he closes his eyes, likely to return you raise your hand. He tilts his head, somehow sensing your motion. “I missed our little twenty question sessions. They were fun, just hanging around in the forest of be tall.”“Yes. They were an enjoyable exchange. I hope you find what you seek.” He offers and the body burns in pure white.(1/2)
For the briefest moment you can see through the hole. A perfect channel to the first dawn the world ever saw. A cosmic wavelength of pride, wrath, and pure absolute power, flecked with black and white crystals of energy. You feel the full might of the Morningstar for just a second, and you stagger from it, but you do not fall. At once the hole closes and you are still standing. Your nose is bleeding slightly but you smile a little. Were you the same old Risa from before you would have been crushed under that cosmic weight. The fact you withstood it, without falling over and sobbing even, is a clear sign you are stronger.You pull out the lamp and devour it. The atom holding the djinn screams curses at you as it enters your gullet, but since the genie magic is being filtered through it you are able to process it in a digestible way.OPTIONS APPEAR BEFORE YOU:500 XP1 Fatebreaker restoredCAGE SHAPE: Turn your mirror into a morphing orb around you, making you no longer have to aim it.You scratch at your face while considering those options and, Hey, Risa? “Yes Monologue?” You ask scrolling through your cards.Have you noticed God’s plan doesn’t seem to make any sense? I mean, he blasts Lucifer in the ass to allow him to come back stronger. He lets the great old one into the world and lets you take a chunk of it and grow stronger too. He lets Loki and his lot run around grabbing power where they can and doesn’t even try to stop it. I mean, if He wanted to couldn’t he put big bad angels on the planet and smoke Fenrir? “So you are saying you don’t understand God’s plan? Welcome to the human condition.” You joke.I am just saying his end game seems a little strange to me is all.Well, what do you do? CHOOSE YOUR REWARD(2/2)
>>31128955>1 Fatebreaker restoredhow can we not take this?
>>31128955Cage Shape. Could be very useful when we're not sure where the attack is coming from, and we're at the level where someone will be able to pull a fast one on us like that.
>>31128955>1 Fatebreaker restored>CAGE SHAPE: Turn your mirror into a morphing orb around you, making you no longer have to aim it.Oh my those both sound wonderful.On the one hand, FATEBREAKER OH GOD YES!On the other hand, CAGE SHAPE sounds really cool.Will Cage Shape combine with any future Mirror upgrades we buy?Also, told ya so, whiny anon that called the want-to-eat-lamp posters trolls.
>>31128955Fatebreaker! We needs another one anyways.
>>31129031The cage shape applies to the mirror and all upgrades of the mirror.
>>31129031Well, he would have been right.3 threads ago, when we didn't have the "Tasty" perk.>>31128955Cage shape.
>>31128955>we can actually stand when blasted with devil go juicewhelp, that actually is a good sign, now all we gotta do is go get fenrir, eat said fenrir, and go have jolly cooperation parties with the devil as he joins our merry band of idiots.
>>31128955I'd say the Fatebreaker.The Cage shape thing isn't all that great.
>>31128955Aww. I had hoped that the option would be something like "Wishbreaker Or Genie's Dickness: Spend one Fatebreaker to force the enemy to critically fail their next action"
Obviously God wants to die
>>31129117Maybe make it one use per thread on top of spending a FB and you can't stack more FBs on top of it (once we get them back). It does seem pretty powerful.Would be cool if AE let us take something like that, but I doubt he will.
>>31129117I'd totally vote for that if it was an option. Something that makes other people do worse seems more djin-like than the mirror getting spherical.
>>31129117Okay, sure that can be an option.Seems an even draw between cage and fatebreaker so shall we do a linked vote?As always link to this post with the number and just the number you want to choose.1 Fatebreaker2 Cage shape3 WishbreakerWill close voting in 5 minutes.
>>31128955The problem is that I'm not sure if we're into destroying the world anymore.I mean it'll probably be fun, but then we won't be able to hang out and harass people.
>>31129182The mirror changing shape was actually a trait of the cage, not the djinn itself.
>>31129203>but then we won't be able to hang out and harass people.If we destroy the world, then we lose Jager and Sin-Fin. Not to mention, the Doctor would NOT approve. He's put a lot of work into this planet, after all.
>>31129318Seems 3 wins. Writing now.
>>31129332So much of Risa's skillset is my suggestions. Makes me feel all giddy.
>wishbreaker uses an FB>we only have one just not feeling it guys... I like having the safety net
>>31129378I-it'll be alright. We just gotta hunt down and eat something that messes with fate...
You select the odd breaker and feel your fatebreaker get a new option available to it. Your tail vibrates left to right rather than all around. Still, your hair is quite stylish.You look over at the bleeding Sin-Fin and Ryoko who seems to have not taken Lucifer’s presence as well as you did. Her eyes are open and she is breathing but she seems to be in shock of some kind. She will probably get over it. You take the pair of them back to your room and throw them on the soft futons, a slight spring in your step.“Risa! Sin-Fin what happened?” Jager asks, noting you are both in your second forms and Sin-Fin is bleeding from her everyplace.You look around the room and notice Jager seems to be the only one in there. You sniff the air and catch the others seem to have moved throughout the inn, most in the rec room.“Oh, turns out Lucifer sicked some yanks on us in order to make a hole in reality big enough for him to fit in. We talked and he would be open to us teaming back up if I get strong enough to fight god with him. Well, with a capital G anyway.” You explain.Jager stares at you for a moment and you see her frown growing deeper and deeper. “Risa, he tried to kill you. He is a bad person and you just want to team back up with him?” She asks.You shrug. “Apart from the whole attempted murder thing I think he is a pretty good guy.” Granted we have no eye for men. “Besides, you tried to kill me too once. Remember? Good times.” You continue.“That wasn’t the same and you know it!” She slams her hands on the ground. “When that guy gets involved people get hurt. Not just a small number of people either, a lot of people. I don’t want to see you get hurt, and that guy, that thing is nothing but pain and destruction!” She explains.Seems Jager will need some assurance. What do you say? Okay, I won’t help him no matter what(Truth) Okay, I won’t help him no matter what(Lie) Reassure her(How?) Other, please specify
>>31129318>the Doctor would NOT approve>Risa's only fear besides losing Jager
>>31129411>[x] Reassure her(How?)"If I get strong enough for Lucifer to not want to eat me anymore, then I'm pretty much safe from everything. If I do this, then you'll never have to worry about me getting hurt again!"
>>31129411>[x] Reassure her"I'll slap his shit if he pulls it again. and he doesn't get unconditional trust.trust but verify with him. also, he has spies in our camp."
>>31129411>[x] Reassure her"So long as he thinks that I'm more useful alive than eaten, he'll lay off until I can eat him. Speaking of eating, I'm going to need to find which one of the scrubs sold us out. And eat them."
>>31129411"Look, the important thing is that right now he's no longer trying to kill me, and won't be for a while now. And getting strong enough to be considered his peer isn't a bad thing.Also it's not like he'll just disappear if I ignore him, and I'm pretty sure hiding isn't an option."
>>31129447and plant bro not noticing her
>>31129411>[x] Reassure her(How?)All true. However, if I become his buddy, all that pain and destruction will be aimed mainly away from us, and we will only get hit by the splash damage. Much better than facing his full wrath.Besides, opposing him or hiding from him will probably require an ungodly amount of power. Either way, it'll require a huge training or eating montage.I know you want the best for me, and for all of our group to be safe and everything. And I appreciate that, I really sincerely do; I want you to be safe more than anything else in the entire plane of reality itself, even more than meeting all thirteen Doctors try to solve a murder mystery. But the apocalypse is coming to us whether we like it or not, and we're players in this huge cosmic game. Lots of powerful people are probably planning our ruin whether we want to fight them or not. We need to be prepared or we'll be squashed underfoot.
>>31129411"Don't worry I have a plan. In addition to making myself stronger, I'm gonna drag you and Sin-Fin up to that level as well. Alone I don't think I can equal Lucifer, but with you at my side we might have a bit more say in matters."
>>31129411>[x] Reassure her(How?)"He's already involved. He's going to be involved until this is over. The only way this will be over is either with me like rock candy or me standing tall like strong rock that can't get hurt no more. I gotta get stronger, Jager, because that's the only way for me to not get hurt anymore. Death by Lucifer is 100% for sure eventuality if I don't do what I gotta do. It's a saving throws you "Light falls, lose type deal" But if I git gud, then it's a 0% chance of death by Lucifer and you won't have to cry.Also he has a spy following me around and I'm going to have to scooby-doo everyone to figure out who it is. I'm like 99% sure it's either Ryouichi or Akira, but it might be old man Jenkins for all I know. Kinda hope it's Ryouichi because I'm still cross about the bad-end timeline."
>>31129504this, completely and utterly this.
>>31129590Like I'm pretty sure if we want to cancel the apocalypse and make the Doctor proud, we won't be able to do it solo.
>>31129622>cancel the apocalypse and make the Doctor proudI want to see Risa get a nightmare of the Doctor being angry with her.
>>31129672What's the plural of apocalypse, anyway? Apocalypsi?
>>31129411>[x] Reassure her(How?)Working with Lucifer has technically been the healthiest thing for us. In the decades that we've been doing this, we got almost-immortality and then fried, but we lived so it cancels out. In the years we were left to our own devices, we killed ourself twice and died to taunting an afro for a total of three deaths.Statistically speaking, working with Lucifer has a higher chance of us not getting hurt than we'd have if we blew him off.That and we can't really hide from the dude. He'll catch up eventually. being able to stand shoulder to shoulder means that much less things can kill me and he'll put more effort into making sure I don't die himself.
>>31129701it switches each sentence
>>31129738I think we can just say "apocalypses" and nobody will have a problem with it.
>>31129748>In the years we were left to our own devices, we killed ourself twice and died to taunting an afro for a total of three deaths.Add Ryouichi BAD END to that for four deaths resulting from shit that happened when we were left to fuck about on our own.
So eating Ryouichi will definitely give us back at least one Fatebreaker.Who up for taking back what's ours?
>>31129874at least try to get some info from him first
>>31129874Eh, he might be more useful alive than dead.Also I think he might have turned into a less shitty person without us being around.
>>31129874Either fatebreaker or his liesmith ability.
>>31129948Oh man I forgot about Liesmith. That thing is broke as fuck.
“It’s not like I can just turn my back on him and he will go away,” We tried that. “He is going to keep on chasing after me until I am a plot rock and he eats me or I am standing proud and strong like separate rock metaphor.” Not as many of them as you might think. “What’s important for right now is that he is not trying to kill me and won’t be for a while. Once I become strong enough to be his peer I am pretty sure I will be safe.” You say.“Risa, you know you can’t trust him. There is a good chance he is going to kill you despite you getting stronger. Maybe we can hide.” Jager offers.“I get you want what’s best for everyone, I really do. The problem is I don’t think we can hide. There is a mole in our group and I am not sure who it is. He has been keeping tabs on me while also protecting the group from the nephalim.” You explain. “Once I figure out who it is I will exact my comedic revenge. Plus Loki is dicking around me still, which is a thing. Once I become strong enough I will be able to keep myself safe from Lucifer. As it is now once he touches down he will be able to hit me with his lightbringer and I will be destroyed instantly.”“Dealing with him is what got you hurt last time.” She points out.“In satan’s defense working with him has actually been a net plus for me through the years. When left to my own devices I tend to die a lot. I killed myself when I was alive, then became a ghost and double killed myself. Then afro killed me and I was planted back to reality, then there was the Ryouichi bad end where I lost my fatebreakers. Working with him will at least give me a general guide for not fucking up.” You say.Jager is silent for a few minutes. You think she is thinking about Satan when she turns away from you. “You killed yourself?” She asks and you notice she looks sad about it.(1/2)
“Oh, yeah. Can’t remember why exactly, but it was probably because I was bored. Life not worth living shouldn’t be. Rock on Risa.” You reply.“How could you be so selfish?” She demands and looks mad. “Did you think about the people you left behind? Did you think about how unhappy people might feel because of your selfishness?” She asks and you get confused.Hold on, I can translate this. She is mad because when you act selfishly you get hurt and she is afraid you will go off again and get hurt because of your choices and leave her behind. “Why didn’t she just say that?” You ask. Because human feelings are sort of weird, makes you kind of indirect.“Relax ager. I plan on selfishly dragging you and Sin-Fin into power ups too. That way you can stick with me through a fight next to the devil against the heavenly host in order to stop the end of the world a few times over.” You say.She makes a somewhat happy face, then quickly hides it. She thinks about what you said for another few moments while tucking Sin-Fin and Ryoko in. Finally she looks back at you. “So what do we do for getting stronger?”“Well, we could deal with the Nordic gods, or maybe the nephalim. Or with an i, I don’t remember. Plus we can train and maybe kill some demons and help Caede level up” You explain.“Why not just get it all at once?” Jager asks.“What do you mean?” You cross your arms.“Well, Lucifer wants you at his level right? So why not just eat one of the four arch angels? Michael, Gabriel, Raphael, or Uriel? You met one of the fallen arch angels and they were pretty cool right? Just get them to help.” She points out.That… would maybe work. “Jager, I could kiss you.” You say. Why aren’t you? Yeah, let’s try and take out the arch angels Let’s just work small. We should not try our luck. We need to deal with the mole first Other, please specify(2/2)
>>31130068"I'd like to try fighting a bitch angel first, just to see where I stand up, but I do like your idea.Also, we need to figure out how to gang up on just one of them at a time, instead of the Lord just throwing angels at us until we die by attrition."Let's go home and kill that whole congregation of Mormons, as well as their angelic supervisor.
>>31130068Woah woah woah. Jagerbombs, I like your initiative, but we're still 4 Fatebreakers down in the hole. We need to get some of those back first.>[x] We need to deal with the mole first80% sure it's Ryouichi. 19% sure it's Akira.Ryo is a guaranteed FB. Akira is a maybe, though I doubt we'd be able to eat him.If it is Akira, then we can just say the plan is to get stronger and he might help us with finding cool shit to eat.
>>31130068> Other, please specifyLet's start with Loki first.>>31130142Wait. Isn't Lucifer protecting the scrubs from the Nephilim contingent on the mole in our group still being alive?
>>31130068So step one would be check in with Lust and Sloth, or Sin-Fin, and find out more about the big four.Also ask where Metatron and Sandalphon fit into the picture?
>>31130068> Yeah, let’s try and take out the arch angelsBut> Start smaller and work our way up.That way we get to not explode from power backlash, and we get to eat even more angels.They're very moreish.
>>31130068>[x] We need to deal with the mole first>[x] Other, please specifyfrench her anyway. if only for practice in case Risa's libido magically comes back
>>31130175Oh yeah. Guess you're right.
>>31130068"But Jaaager, I want to have the beach omake be canon and not a what-if situation, so we needs to kill Fenrir to stop this eternal winter."Also I still think Jager should eat Fenrir, while we eat Loki himself. Like Fenrir seems to have primarily defensive abilities, but we're more dodge, regenerate and reflect.Jager's a lot more tanky.
>>31130068>[x] Let’s just work small. We should not try our luckNot necessarily small, but something smaller than the fucking Archangels. Michael bitchslapped Lucifer. I wanna get back some FBs before we go Archangel hunting.
>>31130251>Jager should eat Fenrir, while we eat LokiBut Fenrir is the one with the God Killer trait, and since we're going to be going up against gods and God, we should probably have that.
>>31130251Jager doesn't have Copycat. She just gets straight spxp from kills.Fenrir has the Godslayer ability. We need that specifically.We can give Jager tons of dudes that are really generic, but Risa needs that Godslayer perk.
>>31130251We're the only one who can steal his god killer trait. As funny as it was when wolf squared was suggested, we need it more.
>>31130306I'm pretty sure Jourmungandr has the same ability since he kills Thor.Also we need to take him out as well if we want to cancel Ragnarok.
>>31130251Another thought is why not have Jager become more angelic? She's the best of us, she would probably go down that path anyway, and nephelim were described as somewhat purifying in taste.
Oh, different idea:First, we kill Fenrir and Loki for their powers to make killing divine entities easier, then we kill the archangels, and find some way to keep the earth not exploded so the Doctor will give us a sonic screwdriver.
>>31130334Jourmungandr actually dies before Thor. Thor dies from his poison, though.So taking his poison would be pretty neato.
what if we just eat the rainbow bridge?
You resist the urge to French her openly, damn you british rock slut. “As gung-ho as you are about this, fighting the weaker ones will still be easier for us, wouldn’t it? I mean, rather than going big with a bleeding arch angel.” You say.“Too much work. Just trick one of the arch angels into fighting the fallen angels you found and then eat the remains. Get tactical with it and do it all at once.” She complains.“You are the sort of person who would rather write four papers in one day than write a few of them over the course of two months, aren’t you?” You ask, learning something new and arousing every day. “No, that isn’t what that is. Amusing, yes, arousing no.”“Well, if I am going to do something I would rather work really hard once then not have to work the rest of the day.” She awkwardly answers rubbing her short dark hair. “Isn’t it better that way? I mean, working hard so you can have the reward of time off rather than working with no time off ever?”“It’s fine, I just didn’t know that. See, we are bonding right now. I would rather we start on the smallest we can find and then work up to arch angels, Fenrir, and Loki. Before all that we have to find the mole. The one working for Lucifer, and decide what to do with him.” Or her. “Or her. But really, just look at the creepy people we know. Ryouichi and Akira. Probably one of them.”Jager sighs as she looks over the sleeping Sin-Fin and the catatonic Ryoko. “I guess.”You and Jager spend the rest of the time shooting the shit back and forth until the group comes back. You explain some, but not all, since Friedhelm could be the spy mole. “We should probably cancel the rest of the vacation, huh?” Mari says. No, we are going to play around more. Postpone, not cancel. Yep, back in the mystery machine. We have a case gang! Other, please specify
>>31130526>Postpone, not cancel."If I have my way, the rest of the vacation will be during a real summer."
>>31130526>[x] Postpone, not cancel.
>>31130526>[x] Postpone, not cancel.We'll build a water slide and use the blood of enemies.
>>31130526For Jager. Think about it this way, when that one Fallen Angel unleashed his full power, did God just send one Angel of equivalent power? No, he just sent thousands upon thousands of lesser angels to overwhelm it. If we want to get a big one, we'll need to summon or challenge it or something.
>>31130526>[x] Postpone, not cancel.Vacation is going on hiatus. If that makes sense.Hell, we might even be able to go dimension hopping if all of this pans out. We can create a crisis on infinite Risas!
>>31130526> No, we are going to play around more.I'm tempted to say this. We tripped over a djin and a swarm of 5spxp each goons just by bumbling about on vacation. Who knows what we could find next.But the smart thing is probably to say >[x] Postpone, not cancel.
>>31130583Postpone to try and figure out dimension hopping instead and dragging everyone along for the ride then?
>>31130526> Postpone, not cancel.We can have some funsies after we eat all the eldritch abominations. Or possible WHILE we consume the things that should not be.
>>31130646Well, if we can rival the second most powerful being in all of creation in terms of fighting power, then we can probably sit down for a few minutes and try to figure out how to go to alternate dimensions. Once the apocalypse is postponed and Lucifer is busy creating plans to do stuff, we can go reality-hopping as a possible vacation idea.
We need to find Izanami and have Sin-Fin absorb her.Unless they're already the same person.Also I still think Amatsu Mikaboshi is an Elder God
>>31130685>>31130685can we punch strawberry in the dick as he is fighting some bullshit
what if we just eat Greek gods?
“Postpone not cancel. We are probably going to kill Fenrir and then have a real summer vacation. On a beach. With swimsuits, and sand castles, and dolphins.” You explain proudly.The group agrees, and you didn’t even have to hurt Friedhelm a bunch of times. You wrap Sin-Fin in bandages because that somehow fixes things? You carry Ryoko over your shoulder and set her down in the train. The train accelerates pleasantly and you spend your time reading your comics. “I knew it. Lesbians are evil. Defend yourself tiny monster girl!” You shout, trying to get the girl to listen.She sadly does not.Ryoko snaps out of it on the way back to the town, and Sin-Fin opens her eyes enough to cancel her power when her dress started chewing on the food cart. You keep Shiba away from Sin-Fin, well aware that the dark powers of the moon could easily make her condition worse. The trip is otherwise uneventful as you make your way back to the shrine. You notice, happily, that someone shoveled the god damn walk.You go into the room you designated as ‘Yours’ and sit in the flesh coloured chair made out of mad orgasms and the taste of the best food ever. The chair you got from Asmodeus actually. Good sort that fallen angel. You eat Blackcurrant berries you pull out of your pants and mull over what you have to do. You have to check to see who the mole is, deal with the Mormons in some way, and find some method of becoming stronger.Seems you have your work cut out for you. What do you do first? Call in the people you suspect of being moles. Interview them like a cop, all gritty and noir.(Who?) You are almost out of funeral potatoes. To the Mormons! Try and visit Asmodeus about the possibility of attacking her former brothers. Go see someone about something else(Who and for what?) Other, please specify
>>31130802>Call in the people you suspect of being moles. Interview them like a cop, all gritty and noir.Ryouichi, Akira, Shinigami scientist?
>>31130802>[x] Call in the people you suspect of being moles. Interview them like a cop, all gritty and noir.(Who?)Akira"Does Ryouichi work with Satan too or just Loki?"
>>31130802> Call in the people you suspect of being moles. Interview them like a cop, all gritty and noir.(Who?)Akira, Ryouichi, Ryouichi's fucktoy
So does Ryouichi still turn into a girl to go taunt random people?
>>31130802>[x] Call in the people you suspect of being moles. Interview them like a cop, all gritty and noir.This first>[x] You are almost out of funeral potatoes. To the Mormons!This next if the mole finding doesn't turn into a huge fight. I want to use Wishbreaker on the autism angel at before this thread ends.
>>31130797Tell you what. Let's get a few angels, archangels, Fenrir and Jormungandr down us first. Then we can instate a policy on eating pretty much any god we can find.We shall make the classification of 'God' synonymous with 'Swedish Fish'.>>31130802> Try and visit Asmodeus about the possibility of attacking her former brothers.To the lair of the designer of orgasmic furniture!
>>31130802Why would it be the obvious suspects?The Great Me and Cade is probably screaming our location to anyone who cares.
>>31130802>[x] You are almost out of funeral potatoes. To the Mormons!Maybe Jager and Risa can eat them, make a fun day out of it.
>>31130802>[x] You are almost out of funeral potatoes. To the Mormons!
>>31130907Wait he can do that? YES YES YES
Going with playing detective and calling in Akira, and then we can go somewhere from there.>>31130907Yes, he uses his illusions to fuck with people and get his rocks off still.
>>31130932>its on every random chat>THE GREAT ME just wants his challenges to come to him>Caede will probably just shake her head and just do what her dad tells her to do>its actually nothing to do with the devil, its just they think this is a great idea.
You spend a troubling amount of time finding just the right outfit. A fine hat, a suit with matching tie. The pants give your shapely legs a nice outline. You throw on a trench coat you likely stole, but it completes the image just right. You practice dangling a cigarette out of your mouth just right, and think you have got a trick you can roll your hat down your arm and then catch it between two fingers and then toss it into the air and land on your head.You spend a staggering amount of time getting the trick just right. You call over a shinigami and tell them to get Akira for you. When they say something about not working for you, you shift your face to remind them they work for whoever you say they work for and they are off. You spend your time amusing yourself by making a desk tag which says “Risa Schrodinger.” And do a pretty good job of it. After a moment Akira walks in, looking as creepy as ever.“Hello Akira, if that is your real name. Take a seat, but not in that chair.” You say pointing at your chair.“So in a beanbag?” He asks.“Yes. Right in the beanbag.” You tell him and giggle inwardly. Could have said coin purse. “Boy purse?” You wonder aloud while making your voice as hoarse as you can.“Are you trying to sound like Bogart? Sorry, you can’t manage it I’m afraid.” He offers and you act like you were just clearing your throat. Smooth.“Akira, I am going to be straight with you, and I need you to be straight with me. We can’t get nowhere by playing games with each other. Now I got a crime on my hands and I need answers.” You tell him pointing dramatically.“Well, I will do my best.” He says.(1/2?)
>>31131184And we'd just laugh and understand for those two, since hell, they're awesome. They want to do more awesome things, and carve THE GLORIOUS NAME OF THE GREAT ME INTO THE CHEST OF THE FIRST DAWN!
You nod and pull out a manila folder. It is filled with empty papers and one you drew a hippo fighting a monster truck on a few weeks ago. You nod at the information. “Aki ‘The Eye’ Thompson, eh? Akira, I know one of you are working for Lucifer. I know he’s got an in here and I think you know what it is.” You push a cardboard matchbox with a markered on button. “Secretary monologue? My scotch.” You say.“This is how you are going to play this? Yes, Lucifer does have someone informing on this group to him. He has had it for a while and-“ He freezes as you take a drink from the nice 18 year old courage. “Where did you get that scotch from?” He asks.“My secretary brought it in.” You explain. I can file the fuck out of some taxes. “But quit stalling! I think you know who it is and what they’re planning.” You make a dramatic flourish “It’s Ryouichi isn’t it? He’s the reason you are stalling! Is Loki in on it? Do the Germans know?” You demand drinking more scotch.“Really, I am certain it wasn’t there before. It just sort of happened. That was strange.” He mulls over the great scotch services.“Listen kid, you are looking at a few years hard time here! I can put in a word with the judge and some of my cop friends have get you off with a slap on the wrist, if you just help me take down the big cheese!” You point out.(2/3)
Akira sighs, evidently breaking under our awesome police work. “If it were Ryouichi, and I am not saying it is just if it was, how has he been able to keep the angels off of the shrine? How has he otherwise kept the group safe when he can barely manage to keep himself from fucking everything up due to his rape switch having a broken knob?” He taps his leg. “Get it? Knob?”“The joke was funny, but since you are saying it while acting like Jack Nicholson of the bloody children of the corn it is wasted.” You answer.Seems Akira doesn’t think it is Ryouichi, or is at least presenting a reason it could not be him. Funeral potato time. To the Mormons. Ask him something else Call in someone else Other, please specify(3/3)
>>31131287ask him if it isn;'t if he has any idea who he thinks it is and why?also obviously the kid has issues, we should drink another scotch
>>31131287[x] Well, who else would enjoy speaking with Lucy besides me?
>>31131287"Where can I find the World Serpent Jorm-whatever?"
>>31131287"Want some scotch? It might make you less of a shit."
>>31131287>Ask him somethingJust for the record, Ryoko's strange rainbow thingy can get us to the Norse gods, right?Also, let's get him a scotch too. Or have Monologue send him the most random stuff in the world from amazon because monologue's our secretary.
>>31131287> Ask him something elseThen it was... FUCKING MOLES. I got nothing.FUCK. It's been so long and their names are so Japanese I can't remember half the people that it could be. The people I do remember, it couldn't be for various reasons.Can't be Monster because if he was working for Lucifer, then we'd have never needed to infiltrate SS.Can't be SinFin or Jager because they both genuinely hate him. Can't be the plant because the mole was around before the plant. Can't be Ryoko because I really doubt she's strong enough. None of the quincies are strong enough. Bitey is a toddler in the body of a pornstar........Shit.Well, ask him his opinion on Ryouichi suddenly going bye bye. Only reason we're asking is because he probably knows we want to do it anyway and dealing with futuresight cheat sheets is a pain in the ass.
>>31131344And yes, I know what it actually is, but I don't think Risa'd care enough to actually try naming it.
>>31131287"How can I help you and Ryouichi become less awful? Because you guys seriously suck. I'm pretty sure Friedhelm is considered better company."
>>31131287"So since things are cool with Lucifer for now at least, is it safe for me to stop by Hueco Mundo? Even if just to use Garganta to go places?"
>>31131287"its called liesmith yah dingus! don't you remember anything from the bad future?!?"
I think we'd care about Ryouichi...in fact the reason he sucks so much is because we've been a terrible mum...How do we better mother him without him knowing we are his mother? And letting him know we understand his youthful promiscuity.
>>31131489throw him into an oiled pit with his rival and tell him to climb out or we'll leave him there to starve
>>31131520...I forget, is Ryouichi's rival Friedhelm?
>>31131538It was both the twins. He'd make himself girly and taunt flirt with them.Then we raped reality.
>>31131574Can we fuck his mind at some point so he turns into a generic moe anime girl for killing us that one time, I mean sure he'd probably kill us if it didn't stick, but hey, it's be fucking hilarious
>>31131602We don't really have any control over what the mindfucking crazypoison does once it gets in there. He might go moeblob, or he might somehow become even more of an edgelord.
>>31131602The guy is already a wannabe us. I don't like the idea of turning our wannabe into a moe anime girl.Because if the wannabe becomes a moe anime girl that means we ourselves are a moe anime girl!
Ryouichi has two fatebreakers and liesmith right now while we only have one FB which can be a WB if we want.How does that make you feel?
>>31131630Drinking scotch in an unwashed t shirt whose ragged sleeves are held on by safety pins. We're the british equivalent of moe. It just so happens that we are the punk british equivalent of moe.Much like Warren Ellis
>>31131629Or both, Yandere ryouichi chan>>31131630Truly there is no worse hell
>>31131677I like that if he fails a roll and fatebreakers we can make him critfail a fatebreakered roll.
>>31131677It makes me feel like mother / son who doesn't know we are/ate his mum adventures is what it sounds like.>>31131689Maybe by helping his character arc along (finally) and encouraging positive growth...we too get something out of it.Besides, we should be able to fuck with his ability to do things because we ate the old one what created shinigami powers and we gave ryouichi his own powers in the first place.There is brain fuckery to be hand.
What if we somehow used Ryouichi as the base for another miracle god weapon thing?If a tooth can make Idemque, imagine what a whole body that's been saturating in our power for a decade will make.
>>31131704Oh delightful brain fuckery
>>31131713mite b cool
>>31131713A gigantic faggot, evidently.
>>31131713Some weird bondage thing that doesn't obey the laws of physics?
>>31131739>Quantum belts n' zippers
>>31131713... I have played dark souls, so I can say we can likely make his signature weapon using his soul.Which was Risa sword.
>>31131752>>31131752we can put it on the ice queen and then leave her somewhere after getting her hopes uppreferably with rape sloth
“I see, dame is playing hard to get.” That’s for girls. “Fellow? Bloke? Whatever, fine. Who do you think is the mole?” You ask.“Well, I wonder who it could be?” He asks, much like a bitch might with a smirking smirk face full of smirk.“You little. Fine, could Ryoko use her rainbow bridge to find the Norse gods?” You ask, deciding that just shooting random questions at him until one of them sticks is probably your best move for now.“If she knew how to get there. Her Rainbow Bridge is like a car or a plane. While yes, it could get you where you wanted to go it would also be difficult to know which direction you want to get to. Really sensei, why do you think you can just throw rainbows at things and it would work?” He asks.The gays lied to us. I am very displeased. “I thought that was hippies.” You point out drinking more of your scotch. Oaky. It could be both? “It was both.” You tell Akira.“Good for it.” Akira offers.“So what about that giant snake thingy? Where is it at?” You wonder.“You know giant snake isn’t a metaphor for something else right? It is a giant snake which goes around the earth and is biting its own tail.” He explains.“Are you calling me a tramp? Of course I knew it wasn’t a metaphor for a man’s tackle!” You say. I did not. “I really want to know where the giant thing is so I can murder it.”(1/2)
>>31131755>Which was Risa sword.Nah. His sword in bankai turned into a pimp cane that had a giant blade made of the four fundamental forces + some clockwork parts made of time.Our sword is a shitty kopesh.I'm kinda hoping he'd turn into the cane and that instead of the sword blade it turns into an energy chainaxe thing.
>>31131794No I mean the sword was literally a knockoff of Risa.She even called him out on it.
He sighs and pulls out a piece of paper. He draws a rough map of the Pacific Ocean and draws a line in between the ruskies straight and under the Antarctic. He hands it to you. “It is under the ocean, somewhere around there. I am not sure the angels would enjoy you crossing the waters, and when it unclasps its tail it will be one of the starts of ragnarok.”“Not so impressive. If it were all the way around the equator I might be more scared. The earth is fatter around the equator you know.” You explain, like a teacher might.“Right.” He says, probably aware it is not much of a difference in size.“So about Hueco Mundo. If I were to go there would Lucifer curb stomp me? Like using it just to garganta?” You wonder.“Lucifer gave you a pass right? However he is also a proponent of free will so if Beelzebub is there and he doesn’t want you there, such as he gets gluttonous and wants to eat you and yours, then Lucifer probably won’t stop him. To each their own and all that.” He explains.Well, that is slightly distasteful. “You know you and Ryouichi are awful right? Like, Friedhelm is better company than you and all he does is shout Nazi propaganda and stare at my legs. How can you be less awful? I would greatly prefer you being less awful.”He makes a show of thinking about it then smiles. “Well, at least I like me. In the end, isn’t that the most important thing of all?”Anything else? One more thing! Funeral potatoes! To jager! Interrogations! (Who?) Other, please specify(2/2)
>>31131821>[x] One more thing!do regret having your 3rd eye? the sight?
>>31131821Well, at least he admits it.I seriously don't remember the little people, though. There's no way the mole isn't Ryouichi, but at this point I'm starting to wonder if we should even bother with it.>[x] One more thing!Is Loki going to pop out of the bushes and woggle our noggle again soon? Because I know he's just waiting around somewhere.>[x] Other, please specifyWe haven't even seen the plant and I think it grew up like 3 threads ago. I want to see plant.And then >[x] Funeral potatoes!
>>31131821>One more thing"So have you and Ryouchi started fucking yet? Because you guys totally deserve each other."
>>31131873>>31131873All of theseEspecially the second
>>31131873Yeah let's check on the plant and then kill some Mormons.I want to know how much stronger we are than when we first encountered them.
>>31131821Well with Beelzebub, if he does have a problem, we can kill him and feed him to Caede.I'm pretty sure Beelzebub wouldn't be stronger than one of the Elite Four.
Ok. So all info pertaining to the mole from Akira is cryptic bullshit as usual.But at least we got a map to the vague location of one target. And we learned that Birfrost is less good than we thought it was. And we know that Hell Co is probably sorta not safe. But the most important thing of all was the scotch. I think this is a big thing here it is. Some sort of craziness is happening because this is the first time Akira hasn't been 100% ready for everything. It's kinda spooky, honestly. I dunno if it's Risa getting stronger and fucking up time and reality around her or if it's Monologue doing something or if it's Loki being a dick or if it's something else entirely.
>>31131821Would you mind cobbling together a short list of all the people here that Risa actually knows?
>>31131821One more thing>Do you regret me getting involved in your life?Interrogations (Ryouichi)Lets drag him to an abandon amusement park for the interrogations and make illusions of it being active and horribly creepy. Also everyone there is us.We will interrogate the boy on the teacup ride and the tilt-a-whirl.And while on the tilt-a-whirl, we'll make one of the random patrons in the crowd look like not us, but like his dead biological mom just long enough for him to notice someone there who isn't Risa, and then we call him a bitch for not being able to keep it together on the tilt-a-whirlWe remain full Noir the entire time.
>>31132044Ok I admit that might be kinda fun except for the dead mom stuff. We brought that up once and it turned into a shitshow. Never again until we're sure we can kill him immediately.
>>31132065Then instead of showing him his dead mom in a crowd of Risa's in a quick flash from far away on the tilt a whirl,we show him jack benny.Maybe for a laugh recreate the prom scene from Carrie in the funhouse and put him in the dress and pigsblood.Maybe we'll inspire him to start throwing illusions at us, make him start being creative.It can be a horrible bonding experience.
>>31132065I wonder if there is a way to make him think he traveled back and time and murdered his own parents
>>31132102Of course, he could just say "Fuck it" and try to kill us again. And he'll most likely succeed, too.
>>31132102it'd be pretty embarrassing if he out-fatebreaker-ed us to avoid that shithe has 2 to our 1
>>31132120>>31132131Who doesn't love the original Carrie.Its a classic. And it's a fun house. It should be *FUN*.And if he complains we'll just fill the illusion with attractive Man-Risa's and ask him if this is better. Then snigger to ourselves if he lusts after them.Then we should bring him to the mormons so we can get funeral potatoes, and get Ryouichi as an inside man there. We are his teacher you see, and we are worried about the dangers he faces from non christian rock, the fashion influence of MTV, and his general lust for cock.That should get the hilarity rolling.Or the blood of nephilim spilt if they piss him off.Win Win,
>>31132131He only rolls 3 times while we roll 5, so it's like we're doing a 66% power fatebreaker every round from his point of view.Combine that with our (probably) higher base stats in everything and the prospect of a fight with mommy is probably pretty scary for him.
Wait...if we ate the core of the Soul King...and have the power to influence the Shinigami who have the powerset he crafted...does that mean any soul or hollow killed by a Shinigami's Zanpakuto goes into our gut?
>>31132168we lost FB when we died in bad futurewe only got one back from the Christmas specialwe only have one Fatebreaker
>>31132191I know. I'm saying that if you look at it purely in terms of the quantity of dice flung per round, we don't even need the fatebreakers to out-dice him.Round 1: Risa rolls 5 - total 5, Ryo rolls 3 - total 3Round 2: Risa rolls 5 - total 10, Ryo rolls 3 - total 6Round 3: Risa rolls 5 - total 15, Ryo rolls 3, FBx2 reroll 6 - total 15Even if we only had 0 fatebreakers, we match him in number of dice by round 3.
So we are going to try and harass Ryouichi? Is that correct?
>>31132297I wanted to see the plant, but if harassing Ryouichi is what everyone wants...
>>31132297>RyouichiTO THE ABANDON AMUSEMENT PARK, NOW WITH 100% LESS DEAD MOM AND 100% MORE NOIR RISA RIDING A MERRY GO ROUND
>>31132297nah, plant time
Can we force feed the plant a few angels and to get the whole hollow metamorphis cycle over and done with?
>>31132331The plant already arrancared up. A little while ago actually.
>>31132297I'd rather mess with the plant.
>>31132297Plant time, playing with bastard child can wait
>>31132340Shit, I'm not sure how I missed that.
So going to visit the plant it is then.
>>31132340And we missed it?A catastrophic error.I thought we brought it on vacation with us.
>>31132340I am going to laugh so much if plant bro is a stereotypical bro dude rather than a loli/shota like so many seemed to expect . for bonus points he should be as large if not larger than the great me, despite that being an impossibility
>>31132376I don't think this quest has actually had one loli/shota in the entire thing.
>>31132340JULIA UNMASKED!QUICKLY, WE MUST GO SEE FERDINAND
>>31132376>not only is Plant bro larger and just lazier then everyone else>he turns out to be the strongest one in the group right after us because of time god powers and bullshit of that nature
>>31132419you counting the shapeshifting or not?
>>31132340wait wut?we need to go find plant bro, like now.
>>31132447That feel when someone reposts my quest fanart.
>>31132433Lucifer spills his beer, all we hear is a high pitched scream before the morningstar is obliterated completely
“One more thing. Is Loki going to pop out of the bushes and woggle our noggin any time soon? Because I know he is just waiting around somewhere.” You say looking at your shrine and wishing you had a window so you could have those cheap metal shades you could peek out of conspiratorially.“Most likely Loki will next time try and fuck with you through Ryouichi. The reason Odin locked him up was not just because he killed Baldr, but also because he was seriously annoying.” Akira answers, almost straight for once.“So he is going to annoy me because” You leave the question open and raise your eyebrows to prompt him.“One, he would likely view you as a threat to Ragnarok. Two, he finds your troubled face quite delightful.” He answers. Curse you Loki.You drink another four fifths of scotch. “That’s just called a glass.” You mumble before nodding.“So, when are you and Ryouichi going to do the deed? You are clearly gay for each other.” You try and rustle him.“You are mistaken sensei. I have a perfectly health interest in the opposite sex.” He replies casually, unustled.“Fine. You can go. But don’t leave town.” You say turning towards the imaginary window. “As he left, I thought over what he told me. ‘Too focused on your work’ he said. ‘Seeing criminals where there ain’t any.’ Same thing my wife said when she walked out on me. I didn’t blame her though. This city changes you. Walking through the bloody muck the rain drags up from the sewers, with your hand on a gun and the other on your own heart; it changes a man. Makes it so when you finally climb out of that dirty water you ain’t clean anymore. This city’s filth clings to you inside, and makes you all kinds of dirty.”(1/4?)
>>31132470the original hollow quest was the first quest I took part in. and good work on loli risa fanart. had any one captured the great me's glory in fanart yet?
You pour yourself another scotch, the scent of cigarettes slowly filling the room. “Still, I don’t blame her. I would rather have my dame in the arms of some other jack than with me and miserable. It’s the price the job asks of you, and the price I chose to pay. I made my enemies and my own grave, and I will lie in it when my time comes but she deserved better than this. Better than me. Still some nights, when the cold rain hits the windows just right I think I can still see her. Smell her green apple perfume, Jager loved Lavenders. But this city still needs Risa Schrodinger, they need a man willing to fight dirty and step in gumshoe first.” You narrate.“I don’t wear perfume, it must just be the shampoo.” Jager says from behind you.“I spin, and just like that she’s back in my life. Full lips, a heaving chest, and legs which went on for miles. I knew her coming back into my life like this meant trouble. The kind of trouble that can get a nosy dick killed, but for her it was worth it. I tried to play it mellow, like it was just another case so I walked over to her and offered her a chair.” You walk over and offer Jager the beanbag.“Risa, are you okay?” She asks looking around.(2/4)
>>31132506sort of. He's really tiny through forced perspective and carving a statue of himself for Jager as thanks for her mothering of his daughter.
“My name. The way it rolled out of her mouth was the same way she purred after our first night together. But it was different this time. I had seen too much and she had too probably. I smelled the faintest scent of iris. She changed her perfume. Of course she did, another scent for another man. I felt my blood boil thinking about her in his arms, even though I knew it was for the best. You changed your perfume I said. Course, a lot of things changed.” You say with as much gritty noir as you can.“I used a different shampoo, yeah. You don’t like it?” She asks.“I ignored her comment and made my way to her desk, classic machismo barely stopped by bitter pain. I couldn’t tell her the way she smelled like green apples made me feel like she was mine. That when we were together, the faitest scent of it covered me.” You say nodding.“I will change my shampoo back if you stop narrating. It is starting to get really creepy.” Jager says.You nod once and sit in your chair. “When did you get here?” You ask.“Akira came and got me when you started standing in a corner talking to yourself.” She says lifting your tie and examining it. “That’s a nice tie.” She comments. “So was Akira our mole?”“No, probably not. He seemed to hint Ryouichi wasn’t either. I am probably going to learn more after I stare angrily at my plant.” You say and sit in your chair. It moans a little when you do so, but that probably isn’t anything to worry about.“Want me to go get it?” Jager asks.“Please.” You say with a nod, content to let it happen.(3/4)
After a few moments Jager walks in with a young pink haired thing in a nice outfit. “So, this was Francis, my child. I couldn’t believe it. She was preg-“ You start.“Risa. I will shoot you in the face several times if you keep that going where I think it is going.” Jager warns you.“Fair enough, so tell me Tyler, are you a boy plant or a girl plant?” You demand, the gender of small things confusing you.He opens her mouth to speak and you nod happily. “Of course! Your gender is plant, why didn’t I realize it? Ha ha ha, I forgot how much fun we had together Escabar.”“B-“ She starts.“Of course we will. Just make sure to wash your hands afterwards. Those ethnics can be very difficult.” You agree.He stares at you for a moment and that stare heavily implies “Just like old times”“I agree.” You agree. “Lazy bit of writing there.” Sorry, I am just paralyzed by fear of pink things. Also, it smells like grapefruit. Grapefruits are super untrustworthy. To the Mormons! To deal with Bitchouichi Ryoubitchy Whatever that cunt’s name is. Go be noir with the demon of lust and sloth Other, please specify(4/4)
>>31132574>[x] Other, please specifyCaede, I fear she might be a Manchurian candidate or worse just Manchurian
>>31132574>Time to deal with Bitchouichi>Ryoubitchy>Whatever that cunt's name is
>>31132574where ever we go we should take plant bro, for old times sake
>>31132574...can you describe the style of hair and the outfit?
>>31132574Go to Hueco Mundo, see if Doc Gangsta's project 03 is ready yet.
>>31132574>PinkMalal's hair is definitely pink.>GrapefruitI swear at one point in MGNQ, Malal was involved with a grapefruit. THE PLOTTING DEAR LORD THE PLOTTING.Can I ask what the mask fragment looks like?>[x] To deal with Bitchouichi>[x] Ryoubitchy>[x] Whatever that cunt’s name is.I just want to be noir and accuse him of being the mole and then when he denies it we can call him Loki's patsy and just generally be a dick to him. Because that's never backfired before.Then go get funeral potatoes? We really do need to get on top of that whole "get strong so Lucifer doesn't eat us like rock candy" thing.
What does Albert bench? is xhe an Vasto?
>>31132701We could take Ryouichi with us for Potatoes, also he could do undercover work for us in the Mormon church to lessen his current sentence.He'd get to be our CI, and corrupt some uptight and sexually repressed young men/nephilim
>>31132607OH FUCK!GET BACK TO YOUR QUEST PINKY, YOU ARN'T PLANT-CHAN!
>>31132778Plant is Malal, not Pinky
>>31132793So her Zanpakuto is a sawed off Shotgun or a bow?
>>31132799Or a crowbar
>>31132799>>31132805what if its a bow that shoots shotguns that shoots crowbars?
crossbow with crowbar bayonet
“I don’t quite understand your irrational hate of pink things. Think of all the nice pink things in your life.” You say, making a rolling gesture with your hand. What is that gesture supposed to convey? What possible thing could rolling your hand like that mean? “Well, it mean, you know, think about the pink things like, er, pink nice things?”You got nothing. “I got nothing.” You say downing more scotch and being so noir. “Listen here Young man, I won’t have none of your nonsense in this house as long as you live under my roof.”“I make my own rules!” She implies by the way she blinks.“Don’t you know this city will eat you alive? For a girl like you, you’ll meet a nice boy and he will seem to be mister universe. Then you have to start stripping to cover his drug costs, he will get in bad with his dealer and he will pimp you out to her. Then before you know it your tricks get you targeted by the smiling slasher, the latest serial killer to plague this city of greys.” You explain.“You aren’t my real dad!” He would probably protest if only he could talk!“Damn it girl! I am looking out for you!” You say as he shrinks back behind jager’s legs.That action, of course, spoke only of “This is why mom didn’t want me meeting you! You are a mean drunk!”You fall to your knees and slam your fist into the floor, in impotent rage against the world. “This city chews you up and spits you out! It turned me into a man who can’t tell the criminal from the victim any more. I am caught in the vicious cycle of death and violence! My gunpowder scented dreams are the only comfort from my dark days! I drink days away with scotch because it’s the only thing which gets the taste of blood out of my mouth because the gutters are flooding in them Monica! They are flooded and I am drowning!” Your old war wound acts up as you run out of the office, memories too dark to remember proper flooding into you.(1/2)
If only they knew how much you wanted out. How much you wished you could be free from the circle of violence and death but you can’t! You are the only man on the edge willing to stand up against the filth. You remember Jimmy The Rat smiling after getting his throat slit in a dark alley. He knew what sort of things you had to do to survive. He knew there was no parade for what you do. No glory. Just a dirty man dying in another corner of this city. Another sacrifice to the monster which rules us all.You catch your breath by a tree, the falling snow cooling your hot senses. You seem to have some time now. Should you bother Ryouichi? Take Ryouichi to the amusement park Go see Mormons about potatoes. This isn’t a metaphor, we are seriously almost out. Plus loli-risa is best risa Go be noir in a nightclub. Asmodeus would be noir with you. Other, please specify(2/2)
>>31132967>Take Ryouichi to the amusement parkSure, why not.
>>31132967> Go see Mormons about potatoes. This isn’t a metaphor, we are seriously almost out. Plus loli-risa is best risa> Other, please specifybring Ryouchi with us, we're going to bother the god botherers
>>31132967>[x] Go be noir in a nightclub. Asmodeus would be noir with you.This option has been tempting me every single time so I think I'll just cave and vote for it.
>>31132967OtherTake plant bro to mormonsso we can little child together like the old days
>>31132967[x] Go see Mormons about potatoes. This isn’t a metaphor, we are seriously almost out. Plus loli-risa is best risa
>>31132999I'm seriously curious about how strong the plant is. She was pretty damn good as a regular hollow, but we're in a whole new tier of bullshit now. Nephilem are pretty bad for anything that's not a vasto, but then I can't see anything with fatebreaker not being a vasto.
>>31133030Dude, she wasn't just pretty good. He was rewrite reality tier bullshit good.If she's become a arrancar or whatever now he's gotta be one of the strongest
So Little Risa and Franz are going to get some potatoes?
>>31133070Sure. Why not.
>>31133070>>31133070YES YES YES
>>31133070can Lawshandra cloak power real good?
((Just curious when were you planing to update The Hollofication and life... unlife... Hollow Life of R. Schrodinger?))
>>31133070Oh my god yes please.
I hope something like this happens one day
>>31133096Another guy does pretty much all the work on that one so if it isn't updated too soon I will try and work on it when I have free time.
>>31133154((oh ok thanks for letting me know))
is Jager a chronic masturbator?
>>31132967>[X] Go be noir in a nightclub. Asmodeus would be noir with you.Could get some info on other info on other angels, especially the Arch Angels.
You nod happily and decide you have been noir enough. You walk back in to the shrine where your room is and see a very confused Jager standing there with Ludmilla next to her. “You okay there Risa? Have you been noir enough?” Jager asks.“For now. Come on, Mozart, let’s get some funeral potatoes. They are horrible for you and absolutely tasty. Plus something about recon.” You explain your shape shifting causing your body to crack and groan.You grab a large one piece and are about to go out with your pink haired compatriot when Jager seems to realize something. “Ah, wear a coat.”You turn back to her. “Why would I wear a coat? We are soul eating monsters with deep seated social phobias and mental instabilities? We are made of souls! Why on earth would we get cold?” You say and narrow your eyes.“Risa, put a coat on or I won’t brush your hair for you anymore.” Jager says smoothly.You narrow your gaze and grumble something untoward about Germany, but get a large poofy coat for you and Derrick. You both wear them and put on a bobble hat with your colors and put ear muffs on Gregor. You put on your snow boots and put leggings on under your dress. You put your hand on your hips and stare at Jager. She gives you a thumbs up for your efforts and before she can protest you grab Hanz’s hand and dash into the snow filled wonderland. You make sure to Sonido where Jager can’t see you, and make your way into town, following the dark scent of unfilling nephies.You land, making good conversation with Strauss and walk into the church. Your ears are hit by that infernal dark music of hope and love. “Sarah Jane Smith!” One of the older members says smiling at you. “It’s so good to see you again! We wondered where you went.” He explains. “Waiting for your family again? Well, we have plenty of food! Eat up and get big and strong. Who is your friend here?” He asks looking at Miller.(1/2)
“This is Jo Grant. I met her outside. We are hungry! So nice to see you again! Yes.” You nod, your cover perfect because Doctor Who is your Tao.“Well, I hope you just have a great time today. If there is anything you need just ask us.” The man says.You nod and make your way to the funeral potatoes their constant niceness both terrifying. You pile plates full of them and then sit down at the table. You both eat your potatoes, the crunchy potatoness also terrifying. You sniff the air and smell nephies still around but the angel density has increased since you were last here. It is somewhat terrifying how many there are actually, but they still hold nothing to the fallen of course so you don’t think there are any arch angels around here.You strain your senses and hear some of the grown ups talking.“-It is dangerous. She was one of the arch angels before she fell.”“No matter. Her existence is a blight on this city.”“A blight? If we fight her this city will get wiped out!”“It doesn’t matter. Prepare the forces, we are going to destroy a Devil.”“At least wait until one of the four high descend, or at least a seraphim. We need power to take her out.”“And what then? Let our foolish sister corrupt more of this world? No, today Asmodeus dies. No matter the cost.”Huh. You may not get a chance to finish your potatoes.THREAD 61 ENDOkay, how about we end it here? I am still around for a little bit for questions/concerns/comments.(2/2)
>>31133452welllooks like we will be having many funeral potatoes
>>31133452I enjoyed it a lot.Wondering if Tammy will ever get a pastebin or if he'll be left out like Zando.I really just love to sperg over pastebins.Could we get a tiny little end-of-thread mini-interlude one or two sentence blurb about using the new Wishbreaker to force some mormon to critfail something trivial? It would be petty and funny.
>>31133257I am uncertain how to answer that.>>31133499They are so good, yet so bad for you>>31133505You feel your tail swish but not in a good way. In a bad way. In the way which you know means that you will never be able to sing the birthday song again because it is copyrighted and you are sort of a coward when it comes to law. Fight the power.A nephie, that is what I call them now, reached for the salt and you make him fail, horribly. Instead of salt he pulls a feral rat which happened to be passing by. He screams as he throws it to the ground and it scurries off, furious at having potatoes denied to it. Over the sounds of scream and panic, you cry out in a small Risa Voice “Wishbreaku!”>>31133543Thanks for playing! This thread felt more active and that always feels good.
>>31133606>You feel your tail swish but not in a good way. In a bad way. In the way which you know means that you will never be able to sing the birthday song again because it is copyrighted and you are sort of a coward when it comes to law. Fight the power.>>A nephie, that is what I call them now, reached for the salt and you make him fail, horribly. Instead of salt he pulls a feral rat which happened to be passing by. He screams as he throws it to the ground and it scurries off, furious at having potatoes denied to it. Over the sounds of scream and panic, you cry out in a small Risa Voice “Wishbreaku!”Pahfecto. The little petty trivial uses of reality-raping powers is what makes it all worth it.
Was the Irish potato famine a legit thing or did the Irish forget where they buried them?
>>31134013Ha ha ha, adorable. Have spxp once pastebin loads for me.
>>31133606Missed the thread as always, but it made for a very enjoyable morning read. Thanks for running man!The end was promising, too. I hope next time we fight alongside Asmodeus and gorge on angels. Though I wonder, these idiots want to move on her without the support of the more powerful angels..do they not know about the Sloth guy? Seems like this city won't have funeral potatoes for long. We should stock the fuck up.
>>31134175You have to keep in mind about the nature of the characters. While Asmodeus is throwing up a "let's fuck" sign to everything Belphegor is just sort of being. Letting people know he is there is way too much of a pain.Glad you enjoyed it!>>31134013+5spxp
Just noticed we have 15 spxp now. Are we saving up for another tank of go juice, or should we buy skillful now?
>>31134385Think we need to max out our go huice reserves first, as the most useful and versatile thing we have. After that Skillful and Dancing Razor sound cool.
>>31134170>>31134271Glad you liked it
>>31134427>as the most useful and versatile thing we haveI'd argue that FB points hold that position, but I understand what you mean.
>>31134488FBs have the unfortunate side effect of raising the difficulty of encounters with them.
I wonder if we could get Fatebreakers back by hunting down and eating the temporal aberrations that resulted from our constant use of fatebreakers earlier on in the quest.
I wonder if there is anyway we can get a fatebreaker to Jaeger. Or perhaps an upgrade to it that let's us affect our allies. Though I agree that right now we just need more of them.
If the city is about to be razed, do we warn the scrubs and shinigami at the shrine to fuck off somewhere far away? Meh, they will probably manage.
>>31134699They'll be fiiiiiiiiiiine
Well if that is that I am going to pretend to sleep and play diablo 3 some.Have a good night everybody, and thanks for playing!
>>31134901'Night. I'm just trying to force myself to stay awake for the next couple hours so that I sleep through my boring day of nothing to do.Looking forward to the next thread
>>31130802>The train accelerates pleasantly and you spend your time reading your comics. “I knew it. Lesbians are evil. Defend yourself tiny monster girl!” You shout, trying to get the girl to listen.Holy shit I feel retarded.I just got that that was Bridgette and evil Rena.
I got an idea.Caede seemed to know about mythological monsters and stuff. She knew about the djin and apparently there are dragons that are actually dangerous because she was talking about how the monstergirl fake-dragon was just breathing regular fire instead of hellfire (I think that's what it was. Might have been some other kind of fire).So if we ask her what kind of things other than angels are around here to thump on, she'll probably know.
>>31134699I think this is the one situation where we could pull off the whole DBZ "let's head to a convenient wasteland and fight" thing.
>>31138141I dunno. It'd require the angels to not be massive winged cocks for 2 minutes, and good luck getting Belphagor to move. It would be kinda useful to have him/her/it around if only to use as a shield against big blasts when they happen.
>>31138201Since we're gonna get in a fight and all, I think it'd be a good idea to get Skillful. Also I'd like to see if it unlocks any new abilities.