When they came, they seemed to blot out the stars. Your people could mount no defense against such speed and numbers. They were a fleet of of robotic probes, but their shapes were like none you've seen in all the armadas of the known species. A mass of flailing cables and red eyes dragged you from your room and forced you into a hypersleep chamber. You have never known such terror. >You have lost 1 Sanity.When the chamber opened again, you found yourself on an eerily empty cargo bay. There were no ships and no people. There were only a dozen empty pods and distant sounds of machinery creaking and groaning.>You are a lady>You are a gentleman
>>31044264We are what could generously be called a gentleman.
>>31044264>You are a lady
>>31044264>>You are a lady
>>31044264>We are a man, baby!
>>31044264>You are what the uneducated peasants of this world refer to as a 'futa'
>>31044264>You are a ladyConsentacles go go go
>>31044264>>31044324>We are an actual man-baby.
>>31044264>Smut Quest>Option to be a lady.CLASSIC BLUNDER OPCLASSIC BLUNDER>You are a gentleman
>>31044264>You are a gentlady
>>31044264>You are a gentleman
>>31044264>You are a ladyKek
>>31044264>You are a ladyYou should never start with chargen, it's a horrible idea especially when it also involves picking gender.
>>31044264If we're gonna be in a sex zoo, theres only one choice.Seconding >>31044338
>>31044264>You are a ladyinb4 we end up in the monster rape zoo
>>31044264>You are a ladyLet's get fucked.
>>31044264You are a gentleman
>>31044365>>31044385I don't see the big deal when the title is something like 'ESCAPE FROM SEX ZOO'. In most quests I'd agree, but...
>>31044264>I am a male orangutan
>>31044264>You are a ladyLook at all these votes.
>>31044264Let's have a male mc in a smutquest for once.
>>31044264>You are a ladyI prefer female POV in both my smut AND my silly raunchy quests, so.
>>31044264>>You are a gentleman
>>31044445>for onceAll the mc's in the textadventure quest have been male
>>31044264>Both>>31044338 good enough
>>31044264>ESCAPE FROM SEX ZOOWell OP, I got to admit you know how to get my attention.
I'm sure neither side has any samefagging, no sir. Certainly not.
>>31044264You are a female human, though you don't feel very ladylike. You stumble out of the pod and look for some kind of control console or legible signs on the wall. You see none. There are markings on the wall that look almost like Galactic Standard English, but they're all gibberish. It's like someone built a crude impression of a human habitation.You reflect on the trauma of your capture and the circumstances that led to it.>Choose a background>Psychopath>Cyborg>Innocent Soul>Psychiatrist>Tribal>Harem Fugitive>Star Samurai>Corporate Drone>Pizza Contest Winner
>>31044515>Pizza Contest Winner
>>31044515>Corporate DronePizza so tempting...but no, the drone calls to me.
>>31044515>Harem Fugitive>Cyborg>Innocent Soul
>>31044515Why would we willingly escape from the Sex Zoo?Sounds like a cool place to be.
>>31044515Magical Girl Cyborg captured by our enemies.
>>31044515>>Pizza Contest Winner
>>31044515>PsychiatristLet's analyze everyone and everything that tries to bend us over for a quickie.
>>31044515>Psychopath>Pizza Contest Winner
>>31044515>>PsychopathIf there's gonna be rape, it's gonna be dished out by us
>>31044515This is a quest so:>All of the above
>>31044515>TribalNo nudity taboo go!Also brown, tattoos, and maybe some piercings.
>>31044515>Tribal>>31044578 raises a very good point, it's impossible to not go for the delicious brown option.
>>31044515A>Tribal>Star Samuraiturned>Harem Fugitive
>>31044596Who is also a Pizza Contest Winner
>>31044515bleh, psychopath is so fuckin' boring. cyborg
>>31044596A good combination.
>>31044515>Pizza Contest WinnerMost of the others are either too wacky or too boring for me.
>>31044515>Pizza Contest WinnerIT CALLS TO ME
>>31044609Is that how they ended up stuck in the harem in the first place? The Pizza contest ended up winning them a drugged meal which lead to us being kidnapped for a harem?
>>31044515>Star SamuraiI have no idea what that is, but I want to.
>>31044515Anything but Psychopath or Harem Survivor. Just slot me in at the top choice not one of those. I guess Pizza Contest Winner?
>>31044515>We are not a male orangutan in a sex zoo.I'm out.
>>31044515>TribalWe're gonna mate and eat things.
>>31044515You are Trellia MacKenzie, Pizza Contest Winner.You're a lucky but ordinary citizen who won a luxury space cruise in a frozen pizza contest, and during your journey you were abducted. It seems that, at least for now, your luck has run out.>You gain no stat bonuses from this background, but once per game session you can activate Pizza Power to gain a stroke of luck, dictating events that otherwise would be beyond your control. You can't make any other characters act completely out-of-character while twisting fate.> Call out to see if anyone's around> Silently search the cargo bay> Screw this shit. Try to put yourself back in hibernation and wait to be rescued.
>>31044723> Call out to see if anyone's around
>>31044723>Masturbate the time away
>>31044723>FuukaOh baby.> Silently search the cargo baySneaky-like.
>>31044723Make noise until someone comes to make you shut up, and then beat them unconscious with your tits.
>>31044723i had sort of assumed that the pizza contest was a pizza eating contest, not something she won off of a box. that's a much funnier idea.also, call out.
>>31044723Crush everything with our fat legs.
>>31044723> Silently search the cargo bayLet's be realistic here; nobody is coming to rescue us. And calling out is just dumb.
>>31044723"Hello? Is anyone here?" Your voice echoes off the cavernous walls. You don't hear a reply and are about to make your way through one of the open hatches when you hear a voice. A small monitor over the open hatch turns red and you hear a fuzzy, distorted voice. "Welcome, humans. Be at ease. No harm will come to you. Proceed with your normal human behaviors. Follow the lights for hydration and nutrient slurry."> Follow the lights> You don't think you like this voice. Take the open hatch above you on the balcony.> Fuck this voice. Take the open hatch leading to stairs going down.
>>31044723...Doesn't having a 10/10 libido mean we're horny as fuck right now?
>>31044941> You don't think you like this voice. Take the open hatch above you on the balcony.
>>31044941> Fuck this voice. Take the open hatch leading to stairs going down.
>>31044941>Fuck this voice. Take the open hatch leading to stairs going down.
>>31044941> Fuck this voice. Take the open hatch leading to stairs going down.YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD
>>31044945fuckin' A!>>31044941>we want pizza>follow the lights
>>31044941> You don't think you like this voice. Take the open hatch above you on the balcony.Pfffft, following instructions. That's not how we won that Pizza Contest!
>>31045024that's probably inaccurate...
>>31044941>Follow the lightsLet's at least see what kind of nutrient slurry they're offering.
>>31044941"No way!" You're not going to let this weird voice tell you what to do. It's not your real dad! You take a different hatch, the one leading to a downward, tightly curving staircase. Halfway down, the stairs tilt off to one side at a slight angle, and the style of the steps and walls changes. Has this station been spliced together from multiple structures? Anyway, it feels sturdy enough, so you keep going until you reach a dimly-lit hallway stretching out in two directions. Small regular openings along the floor, just big enough to crawl through, lead to some access ducts that go directly under the cargo bay. You hear the sounds of someone crawling around in there.> Follow the sounds> Run away from the sounds> PIZZA TIME! Choose one of the backgrounds you didn't pick for yourself. You meet that character in the ducts.
>>31045069that's what i'm sayin. it could be pizza flavored!
>>31045113>> PIZZA TIME! Choose one of the backgrounds you didn't pick for yourself. You meet that character in the ducts.>Tribal
>>31044723I don't recognise this system.Is Assessment the Perception/Gather information stat?What does Domination do, that Fighting and Charm won't cover?What negative effects does zeroing Libido have?
>>31045113> PIZZA TIME! Choose one of the backgrounds you didn't pick for yourself. You meet that character in the ducts.>Corporate DronePlease.
Rolled 72>>31045113Pizza time.Meet the Psychopath.why? Because only good things can possibly come from this
>>31045113Innocent Soul./ss/ here we come.
>>31045113>PIZZA TIME! Choose one of the backgrounds you didn't pick for yourself. You meet that character in the ducts.>TribalCan't go against the idea of a brown girl.
>>31045113> PIZZA TIME! Choose one of the backgrounds you didn't pick for yourself. You meet that character in the ducts.> Harem SurvivorWe could get important tips for how to achieve dickings. Or avoid, if we're that way inclined I guess.
>>31045113Pizza time - Tribal
>>31045113> Follow the sounds> PIZZA TIME! Choose one of the backgrounds you didn't pick for yourself. You meet that character in the ducts.>Harem fugitive
>>31045173That's lewd.I like it.
>>31045203We're a girl, we achieve the vaginings. Well so far that's 3 Tribal, 2 Innocent soul, 2 Psychopath and 2 Harem Survivor.
>>31045113> PIZZA TIME! Choose one of the backgrounds you didn't pick for yourself. You meet that character in the ducts.>PsychopathFuck yeah.
>>31045173Let's go for /ss/.
>>31045113> PIZZA TIME! Choose one of the backgrounds you didn't pick for yourself. You meet that character in the ducts.> TribalThe best.
>>31045113> PIZZA TIME! Tribal
>>31045173Why would you think you can choose the gender/age of whoever pops out? Please fuck off.
>>31045295>>31045291I vote with these two. we are as horny as possible right now, time to get some dick.
>>31045268I'm going for soul here. Brown is overplayed, and lewds are cuter when the receiver is innocent. Imagine slowly corrupting them until they are as perverted as everything else in the sex zoo, doing all sorts of debauchery for the amusement of others...Err...Innocent Soul.
>>31045318Because the power seems pretty clearly intended to hand a substantial amount of narrative control off to the players?
>>31045351Do we need another Fetish Quest?
Tribal:>>31045132>>31045174>>31045235>>31045303>>31045304Corporate Drone:>>31045166Psychopath:>>31045167>>31045186>>31045279Innocent Soul:>>31045173>>31045195>>31045265>>31045291>>31045295>>31045327>>31045351Harem Survivor:>>31045203>>31045247>>31045372Well to be honest the title is "Escape from sex zoo". I assume we have to escape from the fetishes.
>>31045113> PIZZA TIME! Choose one of the backgrounds you didn't pick for yourself. You meet that character in the ducts.Anything but /ss/.
>>31045372>ESCAPE FROM SEX ZOOHMM.
>>31045327>time to get some dick>innocent soulUh, anon...
>>31045385Could we do a split vote between Soul and Tribal?
Fuck I hope QM doesn't take any of these shitty suggestions. Hopefully we get a boring nerd or something.
>>31045429That'd fall under Innocent Soul.
>>31045403in our 10/10 libido state we are going to rape the shit out of that delicious shota.
PIZZA TIME! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIyu8lgam7M>Your Pizza Power is now 0/1."Hello?" You get down on all fours and crawl into a duct that looks big enough for you to navigate safely. "Is anyone here? I don't know how I got here. Robots attacked my cruise ship, and then...""Shh!" A voice shushes you as its source crawls toward you. It's a young man dressed as a naval cadet, with that little sailor's hat and everything. He spits out the flashlight and looks at you with suspicion. "Are you with them?""Who, me? I'm not with anybody! I'm just trying to figure out what's going on!""I have to get away from them," he says. "I think this place is driving people crazy."Now that you mention it, you think you're suffering from some side effects of the hibernation. You're awfully horny.> Promise to protect him. Do not sex this stranger> Strongly consider sexing this stranger. Ask if he knows of a good place to lay down.> "I need to know more before I take a side in this. There's nobody in the cargo bay. You can hide there.">>31045149>Okay, I'll start to explain the rules. Assessment is more like Sense Motive. Domination is for establishing authority and intimidating people, as well as knowing the trade of being a dominatrix, if that's what you're into. There are no ill effects for emptying your Libido except that you can't perform sexually until you get some back. If you empty your Resolve, anything that would force you to lose Resolve makes you lose that much Sanity instead, and that's bad.
>>31045441Yeah, but not the /ss/ kind hopefully.
>>31045481> "I need to know more before I take a side in this. There's nobody in the cargo bay. You can hide there."Sufficiently non-/ss/ for me. Still, I prefer dragging things out.
>>31045481>> Promise to protect him. Do not sex this strangerShouldn't he protect us? He's in the military apparently.
>>31045481> Strongly consider sexing this stranger. Ask if he knows of a good place to lay down.
>>31045481Promise to protect him. Then subtly flirt with him to see how he reacts.
>>31045481> "I need to know more before I take a side in this. There's nobody in the cargo bay. You can hide there."
>>31045481> Promise to protect him. Do not sex this strangerRape is bad (unless the victim is female).
>>31045481> "I need to know more before I take a side in this. There's nobody in the cargo bay. You can hide there."Goddamnit OP.
>>31045481> "I need to know more before I take a side in this. There's nobody in the cargo bay. You can hide there."An ally! Hopefully he can't save us from getting fucked non-consensually.
>>31045597Hey, I ain't picky.
>>31045605>>31045597>>31045562Eyes on the board and mind on the game, people. >ESCAPE< from sex zoo.
>>31045481>>31045481"I need to know more before I take a side in this. There's nobody in the cargo bay. You can hide there."That gets him all flustered. Apparently he was hoping you'd bail him out. "Okay, but... look, there's no reason you'd be on their side! Griff is bossing everyone around and making them do stuff that's just unfair, and the cyborg destroyed the water filter I was working on!""Calm down. It'll be all right." I'm gonna look around some more. I'll come back when the coast is clear. My name's Trellia. What's yours?""Cadet John Cornwallis, Federal Navy, ma;am. Be careful. And for the love of New Jesus, stay away from Bulkhead 30."> "I need more information like this. Come with me." > Look for more big open areas> Look for somewhere private to masturbate. Just to keep your head in the game.
>>31045675> Look for more big open areasLet's see what's going on. And stay sexually frustrated.>>31045645We can always do that afterwards anon!
>>31045675>Come with me
>>31045675> Look for somewhere private...
>>31045675>> "I need more information like this. Come with me."
>>31045675Ask him to wait somewhere then go and masturbate in place that allows him to peek at us
>>31045675>Look for more big open areasIt would be a shame if we found tentacles when we weren't horny.
>>31045675> "I need more information like this. Come with me." We're not going to waste Libido on ourselves masturbating
>>31045675>> Look for more big open areas
>>31045675> Look for more big open areasMight as well really.
>>31045675> "I need more information like this. Come with me." Pardon me for being meta here, but:masturbation will lower our libido stat, but NOT our character's desire for sex, because we're still being played by 4chan - who are constantly seeking fulfilment of their lewd fetishes.I'm thankful none of the murder and mass death fetishists have shown up yet.
>>31045675"I will." You hope you can recognize Bulkhead 30 when you see it. So far you haven't seen any legible writing.As John climbs up to the cargo bay, you head deeper into unknown territory. You need to get your bearings. You're not hungry - you're still full from your last serving of extra-cheese pizza aboard the cruise liner - but dammit, why are you so horny? You're not usually like this. Sex never really came first for you. Once you broke up with a boy just because he complained about your fondness for junk food.The flow of air in the duct grows stronger until you see where one end of it ends in a grate and some kind of climate-control machine. With a strong wind in your hair, you turn another way, into what looks like a dormitory. The beds are all made, and there are no signs that it has ever been used. There are sinks and lockers full of shrink-wrapped clothes in various sizes. The water on tap looks strangely cloudy.> Take a drink> Change into comfortable clothes> Change into a hazardous environment suit - just in case> Tart yourself up as much as possible.> Stay in your plain old spacesuit, even though the helmet is missing and there's no air supply. It has sentimental value to you, and you like the way it shows your belly button.
>>31045960> Change into comfortable clothesLet's get comfy.
>>31045960Low cut top and spats.
>>31045960> Change into comfortable clothes
>>31045960> Take a drink> Change into comfortable clothes
>>31045960>> Change into a hazardous environment suit - just in case
>>31045960Comfortable clothes, and avoid the water.
>>31045960>Change into comfortable clothes>Stay away from the water
>>31045960You slip out of your old spacesuit and find something more comfortable. You unwrap and change into some plain shorts and a T-shirt bearing indecipherable text over an alien symbol. You keep your old space boots because all the shoes in the lockers look glitchy, like they were made by a broken 3D printer or someone who had only heard about shoes but never seen one.You check the door. It won't open.> Pound on it> Try to get the attention of the little monitor> Go back the way you came through the ducts
>>31046150> Go back the way you came through the ductsSeems the best choice, we can find some other place to see!
>>31046150>Try to get the attention of the little monitor
>>31046150> Flash the little monitor, see if it worksWe can get valuable information depending on if and how we get a reaction.
>>31046150>Go back the way you came, through the ducts.But drag a sealed change of clothes with us in case our current duds get torn up during the duct crawl.
>>31046150pound on it
>>31046150>a T-shirt bearing indecipherable text over an alien symbol.I bet it says "A fuck" or "Vagina ready to be utilized".Anyway.> Go back the way you came through the ductsAnd hope the air isn't overly cold enough to freeze us in place or something.
>>31046150>> Go back the way you came through the ducts
>>31046280We could always put our space suit back on and carry our new clothes.
>>31046150You go back the way you came through the ducts and look for other passages leading to interesting rooms. You find a few rooms that appear to be completely empty, one of which has deformed walls and large tanks embedded unevenly in the floor. Next, you find a grate that leads upward into a huge common room with a faux-outdoor environment, with bright yellowish light. You hear heavy footsteps up there but can't see anything more without opening the grate.>"Hi! I'm new here!"> Roll 1d100 to open the grate as quietly as possible and sneak through it. Best of 1 because your Stealth is only 1.> Avoid the footsteps and check out the other room with the tanks.
Rolled 27>>31046347>> Roll 1d100 to open the grate as quietly as possible and sneak through it. Best of 1 because your Stealth is only 1.
Rolled 34>>31046311I'm trying to avoid rape as much as possible.>>31046347Stealthy observing of the Heavy Foosteps.
>>31046347Let's open the grate
Rolled 49>>31046347> Roll 1d100 to open the grate as quietly as possible and sneak through it. Best of 1 because your Stealth is only 1.
Rolled 64>>31046373>>31046376Something bad will happen now, won't it.
>>31046373Ah well. Let's see what happens!
Rolled 35, 90 = 125>>31046373>>31046376>>31046389>>31046405Wait. The rolls keep increasing.See if they continue doing this or if it's just random variables gonna random.
>>31046405Well, depending on your smut-preferences, they might not fit the definition 'bad'. Maybe.
>>31046347You tap on the grate gently in the hope of getting it open silently.-tap-tap-tap-tap-CRREEEEEEEEEAK!h well. You poke your head up out of the grate. You see that the common room has a glowing ceiling with the image of a blue atmosphere with multiple suns and clouds blinking on and off. There are deck chairs, long fake plastic grass, and fountains of cloudy white water. The heavy steps came from the heavy black claws of a cyborg, who turns to look at you. A human mouth frowns under an opaque eyeplate. She carries a makeshift spear made out of scrap metal. "Who the hell are you?"> Put your hands up and surrender.> Roll 1d100 to try to establish dominance. "Trellia MacKenzie. Who the fuck are you?"> Roll 1d100 to try to charm your way out of this. "Oh, thank New Jesus I found you. I've been lost, and so alone!"
Rolled 30>>31046533> Roll 1d100 to try to establish dominance. "Trellia MacKenzie. Who the fuck are you?"Kinda want to fail...
Rolled 24>>31046533>> Roll 1d100 to try to charm your way out of this. "Oh, thank New Jesus I found you. I've been lost, and so alone!"
Rolled 67>>31046533> Roll 1d100 to try to establish dominance. "I'm the goddamn Batman. Who the fuck are you?"
Rolled 58>>31046455I'm un-learning my smut preferences, since my previous fetish of choice was lumped in with FAR more extreme stuff. Extreme stuff that I don't want to go near, or do anything with.Besides. Even in fiction, I can differentiate between "sex target" and "innocent person with its own feelings who would be hurt by having fetishes shoved upon it".>>31046533Charm the Farm.
>>31046545>>31046557Well whatever we do, we're fucked.
>>31046533>Put your hands up and surrender."Trellia MacKenzie"
Rolled 39, 37 = 76>>31046533Maybe you can impress her if you stay confident. You climb up out of the grate and dust off your bare arms and legs. "Trellia MacKenzie. Who the fuck are you?" You make angry eyebrows.The cyborg pushes you back at spearpoint until you're up against the irregularly curved wall. "I'm Unit 19. I dunno who you think you are, but up here, you aren't shit. Useless bio-trash. What, were you rich? Not up here. Unless you've got some brilliant way to get us out of here, you've got nothing to offer."> If either of the above dice rolls are 30 or greater, Unit 19 is now dominating you, giving you a penalty to further social rolls against her.> Roll to try to fight her. Good luck with that.> Roll to seduce her. "Nothing? You're sure?"> Try to learn more about her while avoiding confrontation. "Well, I'm here now. I don't like it any more than you do. What happens now?"
Rolled 93>>31046688>Try to learn more about her while avoiding confrontation. "Well, I'm here now. I don't like it any more than you do. What happens now?"I don't need to roll for this, do I?
Rolled 58>>31046688> Roll to seduce her. "Nothing? You're sure?"Well fuck. Uh, let's try this.
Rolled 53>>31046688We panic, we have never been actually threatened before. try to brush the spear aside and run.
Rolled 50>>31046688> Roll to seduce her. "Nothing? You're sure?"Holy shit, dice hate us.
Rolled 13>>31046688> Roll to seduce her. "Nothing? You're sure?"
Rolled 54>>31046688Hope im not lateLets make this interesting. Fight. We are obviously pathetic at it so we will lose.
Rolled 22, 3 = 25>>31046688You're breaking out in a cold sweat, but you try your best to bat your eyelashes at Unit 19 and show off your feminine assets. Maybe she swings that way. You don't really swing that way, except for that one time at theater camp, and that other time at fat camp, but you'll gladly do it to survive. "Nothing? You're sure?"Unit 19 smirks and does not move her spear any closer. "You drank the cloudy drink, didn't you? I'm the only one that stuff doesn't seem to have any effect on. Probably because I don't have the right glands anymore. So here's what happens. I question you and take you back to Griff, and then maybe if you're good you can find some other piece of meat to fuck. Have you seen anyone else come around this way? A kid in a chickenshit sailor suit? Tell the truth." Her spear inches closer to your neck, and her confidence makes you tremble. She's better than you and she knows it.> "Why yes, he's in the cargo hold."> Spend 1 point of Resolve to defy her and lie. "I haven't seen anybody but you..."> In addition, you may roll to seduce her. "We could still fool around if you want. Nobody needs to know. Wouldn't it make you feel alive?"
Rolled 58>>31046936>> Spend 1 point of Resolve to defy her and lie. "I haven't seen anybody but you..."
Rolled 14>>31046936> Spend 1 point of Resolve to defy her and lie. "I haven't seen anybody but you..."> In addition, you may roll to seduce her. "We could still fool around if you want. Nobody needs to know. Wouldn't it make you feel alive?"
>>31046936>> Spend 1 point of Resolve to defy her and lie. "I haven't seen anybody but you..."
>>31046936> "Why yes, he's in the cargo hold."Where da aliums at, OP?
>>31046936Ask her how we can get hydrated (to not die) without drinking the cloudy shit.
Rolled 19>>31046936OP, serious question: how experenced are we with:sex?danger?fighting?survival?I thought a natural responce to seeing a cyborg with a spear would be to piss ourself and run, but apparently we are a super-cool girl.ALso: I vote to defy her.
>>31046936>Spend 1 point of Resolve to defy her and lie. "I haven't seen anybody but you...""Also I haven't drank anything, I'm just really bad at dealing with high pressure situations!"
Rolled 93>>31047083so what does "1" mean? average for a human? a fucking super cyborg has a 2 for dominate...
Rolled 61, 25 = 86>>31046936You shake your head and whimper. "No! I haven't seen anybody but you! I woke up in the cargo hold, and since then I've just been looking for other people." Lying to her makes you feel weirdly guilty. Why? Aren't you doing the right thing?> Your Resolve is now 9/10.Unit 19 believes your lie. "Hmph. Fine. He won't get far. He's the softest one here. And to think he calls himself a soldier. Come on, this way."Unit 19 leads you across the common room and into a wide hallway. You ask her, "So... is there anything else to drink around here, besides the cloudy drink?""Not anymore. Griff's orders. All the same to me. Griff has a plan to get us back to civilization. That's enough for me."After a few more seconds of walking in silence across a catwalk surrounded by a faraday cage overlooking dark emptiness, Unit 19 speaks again. "You look soft, but act hard. You're a hard one to pin down. What did you do, before?"> You were unemployed and living off a legal settlement> You answered phones for a living. Space phones.> You gambled professionally.> You were a model.> Write-in.>>31047051You have hardly any experience with much of anything, but you're insanely lucky and you know it. When sex time comes you will get to choose a special sex act you know.
>>31047148> You answered phones for a living. Space phones.SpacePhones
>>31047148>professional gamblerWho wasn't actually good at anything we bet on, just insanely lucky?
>>31047148> You were a model.When I masturbate to this I don't want to have doubts that the MC is a fat piece of shit.
>>31047148> You were a 'model'.Bootyphat Chunkythighs, galaxy's most mediocre camwhore.
>>31047148>> You gambled professionally.
>>31047148You Delivered Pizzas.
Rolled 51>>31047148> You gambled professionally.while> You were a model.
>>31047219>>31047185After seeing the type of person who would make this choice, I want to select:[x] Anything unrelated to looking nice.For example, professional gambling.
>>31047148> You answered phones for a living. Space phones.
>start a quest called ESCAPE FROM SEX ZOO>two and a half hours later, there's been no escaping, no sex, and nothing even remotely zoo-likeYeah, I'm out.
>>31047305good point. this quest needs to start going places. there have been plenty of chances for fucking and the OP has just let them slip by. It's almost like he doesn't want to write smut. WTF. A cuborg with no sex glands/can't get horny? serouls.
>>31047305We've escaped from sex, and we're in a zoo.That's 3/3.
>>31047345It checks out.
>>31047340Uh, you didn't miss how people voted against fucking the guy, and then at first against fucking this chick, right?
>>31047340>>31047305Glad those two are out of here. They seemed like the type to constantly want sex all the time.
>>31047305Goodbye and goodriddance.I'm here for the adventure and intrigue.
>>31047376Welcome to my magical realm:Denial play.
>>31047340for example: I was the annon who said "we brush aside spear and run". If I were writing we would have gotten 10 feet before super-cyborg tackled us and shoved a mechatronic tazer tenticle up our ass for being a bad girl. then tortured our sorry little asshole until we begged to stop and promised to tell her everything about the boy.
Rolled 60, 10 = 70>>31047148"I... well, I'm kind of between jobs now. I gamble a lot.""No kidding. You've got the poker face for it." Unit 19 seems amused by you, not particularly cross with you. "Wait. Hold right here." She pulls you back into an alcove while a black obelisk, big enough to fill up most of the hallway it's passing through, passes by you with a loud thrumming sound. You see something reflected in its shiny surface, or maybe inside it. A mass of red eyes, looking at you. Knots of cable, and huge tanks of red fluid behind them in the background."Those are the aliens, we think," Unit 19 explains. "They're always watching. Through the robots, or through the cameras in the walls. They want us to fuck, I think. Funny that they got a hold of me. I mean, granted, I've had a lot of sex since I've been here, but, you know, I have to fake it."> "So you're fully functional?" Beg her for sex. She'll be gentle because she's not into it.> "I saw them when they took me. They had those red eyes. They probably killed a lot of people on the ship I was on. They're real assholes."> "Maybe they're not so bad. Maybe they just don't understand us yet."
>>31047305>>31047148>You have hardly any experience with much of anything, but you're insanely lucky and you know it. When sex time comes you will get to choose a special sex act you know.I'd tell you good things are worth waiting for, but I gather you're the type who likes to finish in 3 minutes.
>>31047414> "I saw them when they took me. They had those red eyes. They probably killed a lot of people on the ship I was on. They're real assholes."> "So you can't get off? That sounds like a real bummer."
I'm fine with sex content occurring as part of a quest.I'm not fine with quest-as-an-excuse-to-masturbate constant sex content.I'm not fine with everyone getting their fetishes all over the sex content. >>31047414> "I saw them when they took me. They had those red eyes. They probably killed a lot of people on the ship I was on. They're real assholes."Also>>31047430> "So you can't get off? That sounds like a real bummer."Might as well support this since it seems like sympathy's a good idea.
>>31047414"You have to fake it? Wait, you physically can't enjoy sex anymore? Woah that's rough. What happened?"
>>31047467I understand when people go 'hey where's the sex' even if I don't agree, because hey, title and all. I loathe it when people go 'whaaa where's *my fetish*?!?!' though.
>>31047467I'm not fine with being promised a smut quest and not getting any smut.
>>31047501I guess this. It doesn't matter what the smut is...but this is just...i don't know. I think that OP is new to this.OP, it's ok to break character and have a convo with us about the direction of this thing.
>>31047501>promised a smut questUh, I don't think putting 'sex' in the title is promising you anything. I mean, the argument is retarded anyway because the quest might have barely started depending on how long OP wants to make it, but still.
Rolled 92, 100 = 192>>31047414"I saw them when they took me. They had those red eyes. They probably killed a lot of people on the ship I was on. They're real assholes.""Yeah, pretty much," Unit 19 says. "They uninstalled my weapons, and I don't think I'm a match for some of these bigger robots hand-to-hand. With any luck I can put together a gun or a plasma torch from scavenged parts. That'll give us some more leverage if they ever decide to attack us."You nod, not really knowing much about weaponry or killborgs. You step into a very large, slow elevator with Unit 19 as you change the subject. "You have to fake it? Wait, you physically can't enjoy sex anymore? Whoa, that's rough. What happened?"Unit 19 sighs. "I just decided that being stronger was more important. I could have gone with less, but I went whole hog and got the full spinal and endocrine replacements. If someone can use your urges against you, that's a weakness. Clients like me this way. I don't rape. I don't get distracted. But I'm still equipped to distract others if I have to.""Does it make you feel alone at all?""Oddly enough, not when I'm faking it. Well, not when I'm faking it with strangers. It's even kind of fun. But when I'm faking it for someone I love... I dunno, that's the only time I feel really different. Heh. I dunno why I'm even talking like this."> "Because you need a friend. You seem nice. I'll listen whenever you want me to."> "Well... you don't love me, right? You could play with me..."
>>31047554maybe OP is going for 4+hour quest session every other day for a year? who knows. He should talk to us about it though.
Holy shit you people are impatient. And it's not like OP hasn't given us a chance to fuck either.
>>31047567>> "Well... you don't love me, right? You could play with me..."
>>31047567> "Because you need a friend. You seem nice. I'll listen whenever you want me to."
>>31047567> "Because you need a friend. You seem nice. I'll listen whenever you want me to."An actual platonic friend! So far we're 0 for 2 on fucking people we meet, I like it.Also having her on our side will probably be useful.
>>31047567> "Because you need a friend, you seem nice. I'll listen whenever you want me to."
>>31047414"Do you think they're trying to breed us?">>31047501Is this even a smut quest?>>31047498There are really sick fetishes out there.There are people who masturbate to the idea of a mountain-sized woman stepping on a city and destroying it.Get that fetish in this quest. "Hur hur your MC is now mushed remains, good game guyz"
>>31047567you know there is more to life than being desirable to a client? it must have been more than that to basically remove most of your humanity...I can help you find a way to actually enjoy yourself FOR yourself.>>31047591yea...now he is going a bit "too" hard with the robot. Fuck it, lets do it.
>>31047554This quest was discussed in Quest Thread General. OP specifically promised loads of sex.Sex with aliens, in fact.>>31047567Goddamnit now I'm feeling things.> "Well... you don't love me, right? You could play with me...">>31047591He gave us a chance to fuck someone nobody wanted to fuck. That we wasted our Pizza Power acquiring.
>>31047635I'm sure there'll be loads of sex eventually.I've seen /d/ quests with more time between sex scenes. That one /u/ quest took like a hundred thousand words before the first smut scene, and it ostensibly runs on a NSFW board. I mean, that's not an out-and-out smut quest, but you know. Some perspective.
>>31047635Sex with aliens, eh?I dunno. Considering the black obelisk with cables and red fluid, I'm not sure that would even be enjoyable. Maybe it's not meant to be.>>31047635It's not a waste, we know where that dude is.
>>31047702It was wasted because literally NOBODY got what they wanted out of it.
>>31047730Well it was a gamble. Looking at it as a waste seems like a very serious min-max kind of perspective...
>>31047730Well what did you expect when you blew our a pizza-point at the first opportunity?
>>31047730I got to meet a new person, which (I assume) was the entire point, and what I voted for.Shame we didn't get the same characterisation we got out of John Cornwallis that we're now getting out of Unit 19. But maybe later. Can't have ALL THE CHARACTERIZATION ALL THE TIME or it'll overwhelm the player after all.
>>31047762I expected OP to hold a clarification vote between the two most popular choices. I voted for Tribal.
Is this the kind of bickering the QTG talks about?Is this genuine hurt feelings and damaged ass?Well I might as well help bicker.I am very hurt feelings and damaged butt because the OP takes a long time between making posts.Oh, and my extremely specific fetish is not represented at all. That really deals critical hit damage to my lower GI tract.
Rolled 50, 2, 97 = 149>>31047567"Because you need a friend. You seem nice. I'll listen whenever you want me to."Unit 19 smiles, seemingly relieved that you're not desperate for whatever sex parts she's hiding under her steel carapace. "I appreciate that. I might just call you up on that. We're almost here. Be respectful and do anything they ask. Anything."> You now have 1 Intimacy with Unit 19. She can help you regain Resolve.You are led through a makeshift scrap metal barricade and into a very large kitchen smeared with graffiti in various colors. Some of them are sexual doodles, others say things like "GRIFF RULES." There are some couches and beds separated by makeshift curtains, and many doors looking to other rooms. A man in a platinum-trimmed formal bodysuit and streaks of red and blue in his hair sits on a throne made of a pile of chairs and beds. "A new arrival! 19, summon the idlers for integration ceremony! New girl, kneel before me!> Kneel before Griff> Roll Domination and beat all three of the above dice to tell Griff where to stick it.> Introduce yourself first and ask if he really has a plan to get out of here.>>31047554>>31047578To be honest, I'm surprised it's taking you so long. I just go the way people vote. You've had two chances so far, and you're probably going to get some soon whether you want it or not.
>>31047818...why. You were out-voted. Not that I'm not happy about no shota, but still.
>>31047843> Kneel before GriffMight as well take her advice.
>>31047843>KneelGet this over with, see if we can spot a guard being sloppy who's weapon we can grab and assassinate this dude with.
>>31047847Being outvoted in multi-option choices means little. Everyone had a minority, Innocent Soul simply had the largest.>>31047843Opposed rolls suck. Fuck you.
>>31047843>Kneel before Griff
>>31047874To clarify, this is not a vote to go for a weapon should we spot one, just to see what our options are will the big man rambles about whatever.
>>31047878>Opposed rolls suck. Fuck you.B-but Ash Mantle says they're a great idea!
>>31047843>sits on a throne made of a pile of chairs and beds.THRONES FOR THE THRONE THRONE.
>>31047843> Kneel before Griffand> ask if he really has a plan to get out of here.
Rolled 66>>31047843Do we need a roll to kneel?
>>31047501It's an "escape from smut" quest. It's pretty clear that smut is the thing we are meant to be escaping.
>>31047930Tell griff we know where several more chairs are that he can add to his chair thrown. They will server as a reminder to all of his power.
>>31047843You kneel before Griff. "Hello, sir. My name's Trellia. Trellia MacKenzie. I'm glad to see that we're all working together to get home. Unit 19 tells me you have a plan.""Not just a plan, dear. THE plan. And you'll be part of it. Do you have any skills?""Well... gambling? Being cute?" Griff shakes his head. "I thought not. We'll put you on recreation duty for now. Come gather round, darlings! Who wants to integrate this shapely female specimen?"The fellow prisoners who aren't off doing something else all pile into the mega-kitchen to crowd around you. There are eight of them all together, six women and four men, not counting Griff and 19. There's also a tanned woman covered in beads and feathers looking on from behind a clear plastic panel that's been nailed to a door. She might be a prisoner.>"This means sex, right? That's all right. I've been weirdly horny anyway. Pile on!" > Spend 1 Resolve to try to run away. "I don't like what I've seen if you guys! Just leave me to take care of myself!"> Do I get to pick which one goes first?>>31047847If it's any consolation, the good Cadet Cornwallis is probably only 17 or 18, and definitely shit at whatever military role he was training for.
>>31048125> Spend 1 Resolve to try to run away. "I don't like what I've seen if you guys! Just leave me to take care of myself!"We're more choosy than this! Say no to anonymous consensual orgies.And that's fine I didn't want shota was my point actually.
>>31048125> Do I get to pick which one goes first?
Rolled 39>>31048125squeel and try to fight them off.
>>31048125>inquire about the brown girl
>>31048125>There are eight of them all together, six women and four men, not counting Griff and 19.Bwuh? So...5 women and 3 men? But then why 'not counting'...Anyway:> Spend 1 Resolve to try to run away. "I don't like what I've seen if you guys! Just leave me to take care of myself!"Not really a big fan of this sort of smut.
>>31048125>Acquire weapon and start shooting/stabbing as appropriate.
>>31048125"Do I get to pick which one goes first?"while waiting for options to say Hi and meet with the tribal.
maybe we should vote on what type of sumt we are all ok with before we get too polarized? some people who might not like gangbangs would be ok with one if what they want will come later....what do you think OP?
>>31048125dice+2d50Tell them I know where they can find something very useful.(chairs for the chair thrown)(or that cadet guy I guess)
Rolled 90>>31048248second, but I hope we fail and get raped.
>>31048125>Do I get to pick which one goes first?
>>31048263WANT TO SEE MEN DOMINATING WOMEN. Not just physical domination, but emotional domination, controlling and using the woman's personality as well as controlling and using her body.
>>31048125>Point to 19, "She goes first.">When she gets near ask her to knock us unconscious for the rest of this.
>>31048125>"This means sex, right? That's all right. I've been weirdly horny anyway. Pile on!"
>>31048335D=! At least be safe about it. We don't need people going in the wrong holes!
Rolled 34>>31048223>Not really a big fan of this sort of smut.then why teh fuck are you in sex zoo quest?
>>31048125>"This means sex, right? That's all right. I've been weirdly horny anyway. Pile on!" >>31048315You again.
Rolled 96>>310482952d50 is cheating 2d51-2 has the same average and range>>31048263I am for rape (Mf, Fm, MMf, FFm, etc, basically anything non-consentual), robots, non-gore torture, gangbangs, shota...basically anything but normal sex and gore/weird shit like airplanes.
>>31048371I'm new to this board, the roll things confuse me just a touch to be honset.
>>31048223I fucked up. There are four women and four men, plus you, Griff, 19, and the brown girl. That's twelve.>>31048125Something about this whole thing feels really creepy. You back away from the throne of thrones. ""I don't like what I've seen if you guys! Just leave me to take care of myself!">Your Resolve is now 8/10.There is a moment of hesitation where Griff looks at you in disbelief. "What... you dare... Take her and break her in!"> Roll to take a blowtorch from a nearby woman and defend yourself with it> Run to Unit 19 and hope she'll help you> Run for the door
>>31048364We have three holes, two hands, and I guess we can use our feet if one of them is weird.I don't see what the problem is.
>>31048365By 'this sort of smut' I meant this specific situation, anon. I was fine with fucking the guy or 19 for example.
Rolled 39>>31048417> Roll to take a blowtorch from a nearby woman and defend yourself with it*Sounds of a ship sinking*
>>31048417>> Run for the door
Rolled 67>>31048417> Roll to take a blowtorch from a nearby woman and defend yourself with itWe want 19 to be in good with these guys so we can get help from her later.
>>31048371No weird-shit-like-airplanes is a deal breaker for me.
Rolled 25>>31048417Run to unit 19 and hope she will help you.Ether she doesn't and we get ultimate betrayal before gangrape, or she will and it will but fembros for lyfe.
>>31048417Man what the fuck are you guys even looking for?Why turn down a free gangbang?
>>31048417Run to the door
Rolled 42>>31048457It is for me too, I though that was what I said.
>>31048460If it's consensual, it's not fun.
>>31048369What about me again? Hello btw.
>>31048460They are looking to turn this rape into a murder.
>>31048417>run to Unit 19
>>31048458second. also if we fail we can be locked up with the prisoner.>>31048486agreed>>31048502no, we won't actually win any fight. we will fail and get terribly gangraped.
>>31048502I don't want this rape to be a murder!A regular rape will be fine!
>>31048527>second. also if we fail we can be locked up with the prisoner.Ah, a potential pro for the 'resist' plan! I'm not sure I buy it though, more likely they'll think us indoctrinated (and maybe we will be).
>>31048502basically OP keeps giving us ways to have consensual sex, or ways out. we want to ATTEMPT a way out and fail. More sexy that way.
>>31048485 I meant it would be a deal breaker if we don't get any hot jet on jet action. (I meant it tongue in cheek of course.)
>>31048417>run for the door
>>31048417You run for the door. The others chase after you, but 19, with her mighty clawed legs, catches you first. She scoops you up in her arms and pauses to talk to you before carrying you back. "That was a bad idea. I'm sorry I have to do this." She turns to show that she's caught you, and the crowd is pleased."Let's take her prisoner!" suggests Unit 19. "She'll come around eventually. And it will be sweeter when she gives it willingly!"> Yes, that's an idea. She's buying you some time. Whisper "Thank you."> "No. You're right. I should convince them that I'll behave. Just let them do it now."
>>31048599>> Yes, that's an idea. She's buying you some time. Whisper "Thank you."
>>31048599start crying and struggle.
>>31048558I suppose some people are into that, but I'm trying to avoid rape.Oh well. I guess minorities gonna minor.>>31048566In before Macrofur diaperplay.>>31048599> Yes, that's an idea. She's buying you some time. Whisper "Thank you."Because honestly we're going to the sex inevitable any now. Might as well yes.
>>31048599> Yes, that's an idea. She's buying you some time. Whisper "Thank you."
>>31048599> Yes, that's an idea. She's buying you some time. Whisper "Thank you."Aww man.Ah well.
>>31048639Ignore them, it's less disturbing that way.
>>31048599>"No. You're right. I should convince them that I'll behave. Just let them do it now."Honestly, I'm into just about anything as long as it's consensual.Also, you guys can't vote to get raped, because then it really isn't rape. You kind of lost when you didn't get a character capable of raping others.
>>31048671So it's sort of like shutting your eyes and waiting until it's over?
>>31048714>Wanting to do the raping rather than get rapedIt's like you really don't understand at all anon. Though I'd imagine our character can rape too, so...
>>31048714Who says we're not capable of raping others?We have PIZZA POWER.Plus, even regular human beings have the power to rape others. Though maybe not the cyborg, we could've totally forced ourselves on that cadet using Charm.>>31048751I understand but do not wish to get raped.
>>31048599You feel like 19 is betraying you just a little, but you figure that she's doing what she can. You wipe away a tear and whisper "Thank you..." She acts like she didn't hear as she holds you aloft and carries you to the prison cell.Griff strokes his goatee. "Hmm... That's what I like about you, 19. You're always full of ideas. She will drink the cloudy drink. She will see how well we work together, and how weak she is alone. She will beg for integration before the end!"As 19 undoes the chain and drags open the heavy cell door, the brown woman looks at 19 with pure hatred and backs all the way to the back of the cell. It looks like this room used to be a walk-in pantry. Now it just features bowls of gruel and cloudy drink on a bare floor. 19 drops you on your rear end inside the cell and seals the door behind you. The savage woman sniffs at you suspiciously.>"What's your problem with 19, woman?"> "So what're you in for?"> "I'm not scary! Look, I'm just a human. HU-MAN.> Turn back. "Fuck all of you! I'll never join you!"
>>31048633> macrofur diaperplayNeeds more amputee cockvore.
>>31048795> "So what're you in for?"
Rolled 11>>31048795I know I'll get outvoted to fuck and back, but:>use Charm to try to calm the woman down and suggest that we are a friend
>>31048795> "So what're you in for?"Let's not assume she's a moron.
>>31048795>> "So what're you in for?"
>>31048795"So, how're we busting out of here?"
>>31048795"So what're you in for?"The woman folds her arms and sits back down in the far corner of the cell. She speaks decent, if antiquated, Standard English. "For keeping the law, ye daft girl. The law says that the aliens and machines are evil. Not to be spoken to, not to trade with. The law kept us alive during the dark times. And ignorance of the law is no excuse."Huh. She must be from one of the human colonies that collapsed into barbarism. "So how're we busting out of here?"She remains suspicious. "Is this a trick? Are you one of them?> Roll to charm her. "I'm not one of them. I'm one of a kind. I could show you..."> "Ah! That means you do have something! Come on, spit it out."> "You hate machines? Are you nuts? A machine's keeping us alive right now."> "We'll have plenty of time to get to know each other. I don't need to know right now. If you'd rather sit there and sulk, that's fine."
Rolled 61>>31049033> Roll to charm her. "I'm not one of them. I'm one of a kind. I could show you..."
Rolled 42>>31049033>> Roll to charm her. "I'm not one of them. I'm one of a kind. I could show you..."
Rolled 53>>31049073>> Roll to charm her. "I'm not one of them. I'm one of a kind. I could show you..."this
>>31049033You're accustomed to making good first impressions. And hey, this woman isn't trying to kill or rape you for a change! "I'm not one of them. I'm one of a kind. I could show you..." You get on all fours and crawl toward her.That makes the woman blush. "The water here is evil. It makes me want to lie with things I shouldn't. With the ones who hold me prisoner. Even with the evil machine woman.""I feel the same way. But we could help each other..." You put a hand on her knee."The law says that we must be married before we can lay. But the law allows divorce at will. So... will you marry me just for a night?"You turn back to see if anyone's looking through the clear door at you. One man is - a short-out-of-shape man with some subtle cybernetics woven into his skin.> Shoo the guy away and then accept her offer> Wait until later. He ruined the mood.> Let him watch.
Rolled 44>>31049253First:Ask her if there's any other kind of water, or way to stay hydrated.Then, if it's In-character for us to do so:> Shoo the guy away and then accept her offer
>>31049253>Shoo the guy away then see if she's still in the mood. We are.
>>31049253Let him watch
>>31049253>> Shoo the guy away and then accept her offer
>>31049253> Shoo the guy away and then accept her offerNo fatties.
>>31049253You pound on the window. "Go away! Go on, get! Shoo!" He looks a little oblivious at first, but after a few seconds he gets your message and leaves.When you turn back around, you see your cellmate carefully undressing in the far corner of the room. She's gorgeous. She reminds you of that one time at fat camp, the counselor who finally got through to you and helped you take off all that baby fat. You pull your T-shirt off. Time to relieve some of this tension. "Yes, I'll marry you. Just for a night. I don't think I'm ready to settle down."> Sexy time!> The techniques you know include The Usual Suspects, which encompasses all the more conventional stuff. Choose one other move you know.> The Halftime Show, a move that requires very little skill but also offers little reward. You can do it while watching sports. Space sports.> The Sirian Bridesmaid, a move that requires more skill and sometimes drains your Resolve, but offers a higher reward. A boyfriend of yous made you learn it once.Also,> Choose a move you know to employ right now> Let your new wife take the lead and see if she knows any good moves
>>31049565>Let your new wife take the lead and see if she knows any good movesWe must learn the ways of the brown.
>>31049565I literally do not know how on earth these moves work, so> Let your new wife take the lead and see if she knows any good moves
>>31049565>let her take the leadLet's see what she opens with.
>>31049565> The Sirian Bridesmaid, a move that requires more skill and sometimes drains your Resolve, but offers a higher reward. A boyfriend of yous made you learn it once.He may have been a no-junk food health freak, but fuuuck he was a good lay.
>>31049655IIRC we're at Resolve 8/10, Sanity 9/10, HP 10/10 and Libido 10/10.Might want to hoard the resolve for a bit.
>>31049565> The Sirian Bridesmaid, a move that requires more skill and sometimes drains your Resolve, but offers a higher reward. A boyfriend of yous made you learn it once.
>>31049655>>31049688Save it for round two.
>>31049565She whispers some words to you as you crawl on top of her. You don't understand them, but presumably they're some kind of signal that your wedding night has begun. She grabs you and flips you over as she kisses you deeply. Her dark, toned legs lace with your softer, paler legs. At first you think she's just going to scissor you, but then she goes into a sequence of grappling moves that you've never seen before and can barely keep up with. Arousal mixes with the high that comes with heavy exercise, plus the tiniest bit of fear. She's stronger than you, and she's letting you know it.> You know the Sirian Bridesmaid but aren't employing it right now.> She's performing the Jovian Suplex on you. This elaborate maneuver was perfected by warrior monks fighting for freedom in the ruins of the Sol system. > Roll 1d100 to see how well you perform.
Rolled 11>>31049780*fail horn*
Rolled 91>>31049780Oh come on...
>>31049819Inb4 she breaks our leg.
>>31049819Let me guess, first roll only right?
Rolled 57>>31049879>>31049898don't know. But probably. I have this uncanny ability to fail tg dice more often than random chance, and I have no idea why. Perhaps I'm a statistical outlier. But regardless, we 11'd sex.Which is a lot worse than 69ing sex.A hur hur.
>>31049780You don't think you're doing very well. You're afraid you're coming off like a dead fish. However, her extraordinary skill makes all the difference. As you try to just hold on and rub yourself against her, she still manages to make your arousal grow to ever-increasing heights, bringing her fingers and tongue to bear in all the right places when she's not pulling your whole body into a new position. Finally, she drops you onto her lap right at the moment of climax. You're dumbstruck and a little sore, but you think you can go again.> Until you gain more Sex skill, yes, only the first roll counts. The upper limit is best of 5. Fortunately, the move she's using on you doesn't require a terribly skilled partner, and your poor performance just means she doesn't get as satisfying a conclusion as you do.> You drain 4 Libido all at once, leaving you at 6/10> That's enough for now. Just, uh, cuddle or something.> "More,please..."> Do the Sirian Housewife on her. Roll 1d100.> Do the Usual Suspects on her. This one is almost too easy to mess up. Roll 1d100.
Rolled 9>>31050021> Do the Usual Suspects on her. This one is almost too easy to mess up. Roll 1d100.I take your challenge and accept it.
Rolled 76>>31050021"SIRIAN HOUSEWIFE, GOOOOOOOO"(Yes, we shout that.)
Rolled 47>>31050021>> Do the Usual Suspects on her. This one is almost too easy to mess up. Roll 1d100.
Rolled 55>>31050021>Sirian Bridesmaid
Rolled 40>>31050021sirian housewife
>>31050057Dude, come on, stop posting. You know you can't roll, just let someone else post first.
Rolled 23>>31050021Let's try the housewife
>>31050057Next time just don't.>Sirian HousewifeIf it's only for one night we might as well make it count.
Rolled 45>>31050082Of course I can roll.
Rolled 63>>31050021> Do the Sirian Housewife on her. Roll 1d100.How exactly do we raise our sex skill?Also, fuck Captcha.
>>31050021Although I enjoy the level of interactivity OP gives us, it would be nice if at the very end it was all loped up into a nice, single, coherent scene showing all our actions into one narrative.Having to read it post by post (after this is over) is like trying to enjoy a nice steak by cutting it into tiny pieces and sucking it through a straw.
>>31050057>>31050062So in this situation, we have a vote for one option and a shit roll, and a vote for another option and a good roll. Shouldn't we see this and all vote for option B, so we can ignore the first roll?
Rolled 48>>31050021Sirian Housewife please.
>>31050129Or does it not work like that?(How does it work?)
>>31050157Don't know.>>31050126I like the interactivity too. And the choices. The choices are pretty helpful.
>>31050129Who knows. I'm pretty sure a mere 76 doesn't clear the DC anyway.
Rolled 87>>31050157I'm guessing he takes votes and roll separately (at least most quests do).
>>31050157Can't speak for OP, but typically the first roll (or rolls if it's best of 3) count no matter the result. Sensibly, seeing that 9 means we should vote for snuggling, but failing here is more fun.
>>31050218>Snuggle!>Natural 1>You form a long-lasting loving relationship with the floor.
>>31050126Yeah, at the end of this someone should type it up into maybe a text-picture like the Mr Bones guy does. Easy to read, easy to fap.
>>31050218Snuggling is halftime show?
>>31050021You feel bad for being shown-up in bed. She's been bringing out her A-game, and you have a D-game at best. Time to show her what you can do. "Sirian Housewife, GOOOOOO!" You shake some sweat off your brow and grab her. She smiles, maybe a little disappointed in how poor a lover you are, but still affectionate. You'll show her. You make some minor modifications to the Sirian Housewife so that it can be performed on a woman, and with the strength you have left, you go to town on her. You start slow, just toying with her nipples and positioning yourself, and then you start twisting your body into a configuration originally invented by the sauciest strumpets of Sirius III. This time, you truly redeem yourself. As you bear down on her, you hear her gasping something under her breath. Is she calling out someone else's name? Wait, no, she's saying "my wife... oh, my wife...">You may spend extra Resolve to improve your result even further, but you rolled well enough that you don't have to. Spend any amount you please, including zero.> You drain 2 more Libido, and she drain even more. You may flip-flop all Charm rolls made on her for the rest of the scene. > Your Libido is now 4/10. You are officially sore. Further sex acts today risk doing damage to you.> Go again!> Okay, time to wind down.
>>31050246>FapYou sir are a vagrant and a charlatan. This is a legitimate piece of literature to be enjoyed by gentlemen of higher intellect and not in such a debased manner as that!If you excuse me I shall be returning to my quarters and locking the door to . . .personally enjoy this story most enthusiastically.
>>31050247Halftime Show is a handjob.
>>31050272Wind it down.
>>31050272Wait, 4/10 Libido is "Sore"?Crap. I was assuming 0/10 is where you started getting demoralised.
>>31050356Here's how it works - you can do a number of sex acts per day equal to Sex plus Fighting, regardless of what your current Libido is. For you, that's two acts per day without risking soreness. So you can end up sore but very unsatisfied.
>>31050272> Spend 1 Resolve> Okay, time to wind down.
>>31050272Wind it downWe need to be in shape to escape.
>>31050397I see.Wind it down please, Mr. Probe.
>>31050272>you may flip-flop all charm rollsWhat exactly does this mean?
Rolled 69>>31050502I assume that means we can turn this 10 into a 90.Or turn this 45 into a 55.
>>31050272You feel satisfied enough to wind it down for now. You settle down next to the barbarian woman, who strokes your chin-length hair as she catches her breath. "You are a good wife...""Yeah..." You suddenly feel guilty for not knowing her name. "My name's Trellia, by the way. Trellia MacKenzie. What's yours?""Xola. Xola MacKenzie." Wait, really? Oh, right. You almost forgot. "So... do you have an escape plan?""Quietly, now..." She pulls aside a metal cabinet to reveal that she's been digging a hole int he wall with a piece of something. "One night, when the wall is weak, I will break out and look for the other free people.""Don't you mean 'we'?" You raise an eyebrow."Oh, of course! But, well, do you want to divorce now? If we are done laying together for the night, I mean."> Sure.> Well, I guess there's no hurry. It's kind of funny being married just like that.> Write-in.>>31050502It means you can switch the ones and tens digits. So you could turn a 69 into a 96.
>>31050538Oh, so not useful at this juncture. Got it.
>>31050591> Well, I guess there's no hurry. It's kind of fun being married to you.
>>31050591>> Well, I guess there's no hurry. It's kind of funny being married just like that.
>>31050591>>31050618> Well, I guess there's no hurry. It's kind of fun being married to you.Might as well do that.Can we stand lookout while Xola chips at the wall? I.e. are we being watched right now?
>>31050591Use this opportunity to get in good with the gang."Hey, Gunt or whatever your name is! Get in here! Looks like darkie here has been digging a tunnel!"Hopefully this will show you are an asset, more of an asset than just a random fucktoy to toss to his dogs. Also, hopefully Xena here is too worn out from your ULTRA MOVE to kick your ass in retaliation.Also, no divorce. Maybe rub her face in that for a bit.
>>31050591"Perhaps we should stay married for now? We could be here a while."
>>31050696I see no way this could end well and 2 ways this will end poorly.With Soreness being risked, I don't want to get raped ... even more than I usually don't want to get raped.
>>31050696This seems pretty out of alignment for us. We voted against "psychopath" remember?(good plan though)
>>31050696Actually, you're just showing the gang that you're a treacherous little shit.No one likes a rat, Anon.
>>31050591"Perhaps we should stay married for now? We could be here a while."Xola smirks and starts to put back some of the ornaments in her hair. "Well, if you feel that way, I cannot argue!">Your Intimacy with Xola has increased to 1. You can now regain Resolve from her each day if you're available to comfort and support each other.As you dress yourself again and step back into your thick space boots to escape the hard floor, you look around for who might be watching you. Out the door, you see that nobody is paying attention to you. Far on the other end of the mega-kitchen, Griff and the others are watching two of the men fight for sport. As you look around, though, you realize that someone probably is watching you - the aliens. There's a tiny camera in the wall disguised as a rivet. You wonder how they feel about all this.> Cover up the camera> Protest to the camera. "Are you not entertained?!"> Tease the camera
>>31050812> Ignore the camera
Rolled 59>>31050812>> Tease the camera
>>31050812> Ignore the cameraCould be useful later, but not yet.
>>31050812>> Cover up the cameraMaybe they'll come in here giving us a way out.
>>31050812>Ignore the cameraCan we sit with our back against it and keep watch while Xola digs?
>>31050812Covering up the camera will summon one of those drones, most likely. It'll come in and make a right ass of itself with Grif, I'll bet.>Cover up the camera
>>31050812You just pretend not to see the camera. Somehow the aliens don't feel real to you yet. They might not even have what you think of as a mind. And even though they're imprisoning you on this station and trying to get you to have sex, you hold out the hope that this is all a misunderstanding and they're not complete perverts.You keep watch for a while as Xola digs. When she's completely exhausted, you cuddle up next to her again. There are no blankets or pillows in here, so you use each other for warmth."Is it bedtime?" you ask."Time here is not measured. And we have no bed. But I choose to sleep now. Good night, Trellia wife. Or good day. Whatever it is."You think about all that has happened to you. "When we break out, what will we do?""Find others like us. Keep the law. Live. Fight the aliens. Then find a way home." That sounds like a good a plan as any. You fidget to find the most comfortable position against the wall, until you finally catch some sleep with your wife in your arms.> You regain 1 Resolve from being with Xola, leaving you with 9/10.> I'll also let you take a level in one of the skills you succeeded at today.> Sex> Charm> Domination (You didn't succeed at cowing anyone, but you did succeed at being very ballsy under pressure.)
>>31051142>CharmWe diplomat now
>>31051142Charm.How quickly does Libido regen?
Rolled 3>>31051142>> Sex> Sex
>>31051142> DominationP-poker face...
>>31051142You become more charming. Call it luck if you will.>Calling it a night here. Planning on having this quest last maybe 10 threads.>Overnight you'll regain 1 Libido and your 1 daily use of Pizza Power. Your character sheet will look thusly at the beginning of next session.
>>31051331This quest is a lot more fun then the cheap smut I was expecting. Good show, OP, thank you for running.
>>31051142DominationIf we're going to be partnering up or splitting from Xola, we'll need to be able to get people to work with us and not think we're working for them.
>>31051331Cool. Next thread in how many hours?
Rolled 47>>31051331next thread when? and are you going to get a twitter for the quest?
>>31051381Next thread in a week, I think? I'll make a twitter for it, @escapefromsexzo
>>31051569>@escapefromsexzoDid you make the twitter or did you misspell it? Because I can't find this account.
>>31051656It's there. I ran afoul of the character limit. https://twitter.com/escapefromsexzo
>>31051672>https://twitter.com/escapefromsexzoThank you for giving me a link, sorry I couldn't find it on my own. You're a pretty cool guy.
We could have been HONOROBU CRASSICAR NIPPONESE HOUSEWIFE IN SPRACE, a nutter who would fight the aliums because Jesus told her to, or even a betting, charming Brazilian man with a shit eating grin. You motherfuckers chose Thunderthighs, Queen of Deliscio.
>>31053413It was the funny choice.