You don't have anything else for the one-eyed spirit inside the XX Golden Weapon, so you finally make to leave. As soon as you try to do so, however, it's here that Kirika barks your name out to stop you."Murderface."Blinking at this, you turn to her. The hell is it now, then? You've got a lot of things to do, and not much time to do them. What does she want?"You're going to train with Sayaka again tomorrow." She says this more of a statement than a question. "Don't look at me like that - that filthy mongrel with the dog ears has been bragging up and down about your last training session. You are planning to use Muramasa, is that correct?"That's the plan, you nod at her. Blueberry even requested it herself."Good." It's here that a smile finally curls Kirika's lips, her one red-dotted eye glinting. "I look forward to it."You're not sure if you should take that as a blessing or a warning. Maybe both.
>>31014638"Smart." Kirika nods appreciatively. "And yes, before you ask, you're free to leave." She waves her hand dismissively at you before turning away again, like some sort of royalty granting permission to a filthy peasant to go about their business being filthy and peasantlike.You suppress your sudden burning desire to know what happens when you shoot a Golden Weapon spirit at the back of her head and finally, FINALLY make to leave - when Kirika calls your name again."WHAT?" You fairly scream the question, and Kirika's grin grows even wider."Green hair is the danger." She drawls, and it's here that the entire skyline of Mitakihara disappears around you, landing you back in the cold frigidity of your personal weapon vault - a convenient moment before you could pull the trigger on the .44 Magnum that had suddenly, mysteriously dropped onto your right hand.GOD DAMMIT. FUCKING BITCH. FUCKING SMUG ONE-EYED WHORE.After a minor temper tantrum involving the unsheathed, flat blade of Muramasa and some of the steel plate walls of your vault - all of them sporting some rather nasty cracks and impact indentations - it's here that you finally toss the XX Golden Weapon back into its rack, uncaring whether or not it actually fell into the hooks properly or not. Even in death, she still makes you so fucking mad sometimes.You take a moment to catch your breath, and to light up another cigarette. All while still growling epithets underneath your breath.What do you do now?Talk to the Three Stooges, see if they're up for conversation.Choose one of the Golden Weapons to take with you and then leave. You have ceremonies to get ready for.
>>31014657>[x]Talk to the Three Stooges, see if they're up for conversation.
>>31014657>[X]Choose one of the Golden Weapons to take with you and then leave. You have ceremonies to get ready for.Take the Gauntlets.
>>31014657[X] Collect Yuu, get shower. We really need a shower. Really really need one. Oh, and prepare for ceremonies.
>>31014657>Talk to the Three Stooges, see if they're up for conversation.
>>31014657Get you, have a shower, you stink.
>>31014657>Don't talk to the Three Stooges, see if they're up for conversation.I've missed few threads didn't we say we wouldn't do this?Might not want to go back on that already.
>>31014691Yuu* fuck autocorrect is a bitch
>>31014657>>31014657[x]Take the Deagle with you then leave. You have ceremonies to get ready for.[x]Kidnap Midori so you wont be the only one suffering through the ceremoniesEnough of talking with the dead. Seriously.
>>31014657[X]Talk to the Three Stooges, see if they're up for conversation.Ask Dildoes what that god damn green hair thing that everyone is talking about means!
>>31014693We told Pinky we wouldn't talk to them. This was, admittedly, after we had already talked to them.We do have a shit track record with promises, though I suspect this is more just one people were never intending to keep in the first place.
>>31014657>[x]Choose one of the Golden Weapons to take with you and then leave. You have ceremonies to get ready for.take the Gauntlets. Risa had her turn, Kirika tomorrow, Deser Eagle appears on its own anyway.
>>31014657>[X]Choose one of the Golden Weapons to take with you and then leave. You have ceremonies to get ready for.This, the 3 can wait, we have Warmaster business to attend to and surely we will fuck it up if we don't take extra time to prepare, sleep might even happen.
>>31014723Forgot to mention, take the bracelets with us. It would be weird to take Kirika with us, Risa is in timeout for the remark about Mami, and we're probably going to wind up with the deagle anyway. So bracelets.
>>31014717Yeah. More to the point, we already broke it back a the rig, when Braids and Dildoes talked to us and helped us fly the plane home.We need information from our past incarnations. Also we need to apologize to Braids about the Sayaka incident.
Fixed an image that Dan drew last thread.>talk to the stoogesHate posting on my phone.
>>31014746How can Matsuda be so blind!GREEN HAIR IS THE DANGER!
>>31014657fucking shitcunt. cant we just, like, break her sword to pieces a couple of times?
>>31014657Thanks for voting!
>>31014765Chiaki just tried, it didn't work, better double check though, more thrashing with the blade in the vault plz
>>31014760Yes, but there are SO MANY!
>>31014760I'd like to point out that the TYPE of danger is not made at all clear. She might be a danger because we sacrifice ourselves for her inappropriately.
>>31014657>[x]Choose one of the Golden Weapons to take with you and then leave. You have ceremonies to get ready for.>YuuBesttimeofday
>>31014774Has she used a chainsaw? No? Then she hasn't tried hard enough.
>>31014760"Keep your allies close.Keep your danger closer."It's like from Art of War or something, pretty old wisdom.
>>31014881As close as your heart~But anon, have you heard of this thing called Heart Attack?
>>31014783Oh, we're going to do thing to Midori inappropriately, alright.
>>31014953So, basically Kirika is a mind-reader. And she's a Blessed Lady freak.Oh. dead/
>>31014953What sort of things?!
>>31015002Lewd things, mostly.With a dash of cute things.Keep up the good work, Hat.
>>31015002Nothing THAT inappropriate at least, goodness. Keep princess carries off blue boards.
>>31015030At least they are not holding hands.
>>31015002T-those sorts of things...
>>31015002I'd love to see a drawing with one of them sitting in the other's lap if you ever feel so inclined. Doesn't really matter who goes where.
>>31015039That's disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself for suggesting such a thing.
>>31014681 >>31014683 >>31014691 >>31014703...Well. You'll leave talking to the Three Stooges some other time. You've reached your quota of talking to dead people for one day. You'd like for Braids to have some time to cool off, too, after you pissed her off on the way back to Mitakihara.Seriously, though. You and Sayaka? You shake your head, a shiver dancing its way down your spine.You glance at your meager collection of Golden Weapons, and decide to take your usual with you - the IX and VIII Golden Weapons, or namely the gauntlets and your Desert Eagle. You could almost hear Yuu sigh in both relief and joy as you fit each golden circlet around your wrists, underneath your own costume's already-frayed and blood-encrusted sleeves. Your Desert Eagle ends up strapped to your side, courtesy of the white snakeskin shoulder holster you've had customized for it. ...Ugh. Strapping the shoulder holster on had you catching a whiff of yourself, and while it's not as bad as it had gotten before - when you spent literal weeks and months without touching water or soap to your body, sleeping off hangover after hangover in your own costume - going to any formal ceremony in this kind of state is going to set off some very wrong signals. Besides, you're Warmaster now. Watch-wearing Dildo Prime. Stop fighting it and embrace it already.With your business with the Golden Weapons all but settled, you leave your personal vault - throwing Muramasa a dirty look just as the doors closed - and then make your way to your own personal office. You get there quickly enough, the corridors you needed to walk through pleasantly not all that populated (probably because it's still a bit early). You slam the heavy door to your office closed, lock the door behind you, and then cancel your transformation.[1/2]
>>31015134It's this strange sensation that makes you shiver in your underwear now, a sensation that you do your best to shake off as you stumble towards your personal quarters' bathroom. You take off the shoulder holster - along with your Desert Eagle - onto your quarters' bed as you pass it, and leave your glasses and the bracelets by the sink as you step into the bathroom proper. A twist of a few dials and some push-button adjusting of the thermostat - and you get to cleaning yourself from head to scar-lined body to toe, in preparation for ceremonies that you have no idea how to behave in.In the middle of shampooing, however, it's here that a voice suddenly speaks out in the bathroom itself - very nearly making you jump, slip on the sudsy floor, and break your skull open on the tilework. You look around, eyes wide, only to find a small speaker set near the bathroom's ceiling."Warmaster?" The voice is feminine, silky-smooth, but polite and just a bit more elegant than Kirika's. Enishi. "Warmaster, are you in? I'm sorry if I'm interrupting something, but I just need a moment of your time..."...For fuck's sake. First time you're actually taking a shower on your own free will and volition, and somebody's at the fucking door?You growl at this, before looking around your bathroom again. Ah, there it is - a push-button receiver, set away from the shower area and embedded into the wall at your eye level. A way to reply to visitors if you're on the can or taking a shower. That's...how Warmasters roll, you suppose.What do you do?Ignore it. Maybe she'll go away and bug you about whatever it is later. You need to get CLEAN.Answer her from the bathroom receiver, ask what the hell it is.
>>31015150[X] Answer her from the bathroom receiver, ask what the hell it is.Watch-wearing Dildoness never sleeps.
>>31015150>[X]Answer her from the bathroom receiver, ask what the hell it is.What.
>>31015150>[x]Answer her from the bathroom receiver, ask what the hell it is.
>>31015150>>[X]Answer her from the bathroom receiver, ask what the hell it is."I'm naked, what do you want?
>>31015150[x] Invite her in but talk through the door.*Spaghetti intensifies*
>>31015150[X]Answer her from the bathroom receiver, ask what the hell it is.This will probably be about Noriko's thing.
[X]Answer her from the bathroom receiver, ask WHO it is.
>>31015150Chiaki is a clockwork dildocorn now. Of course we answer it.>[x]Answer her from the bathroom receiver, politely inquire as to what requires our attention.
>>31015150>[x]Answer her from the bathroom receiver, ask what the hell it is."Speak."
>>31015150Answer her from the bathroom receiver, ask what the hell it is.Bye-bye personal time, say hello to the watch.
>>31015150[X]Answer her from the bathroom receiver, ask what the hell it is.Say you are in the shower and ask if it can wait until you are finished.
>[x] Ask for five minutes>[x] Make do with a quick rinse around the "key areas".
>>31015150>[X]Answer her from the bathroom receiver, ask what the hell it is.Be as surly as possible
[x]Answer her from the bathroom receiver, ask what the hell it is.[x] Ask if Kharn is responsible for this piece of shit
>>31015150>[X]Answer her from the bathroom receiver, ask what the hell it is.Keep showering, though. We have a schedule to stick to. Enishi should be perfectly capable of speaking over the sound of running water.
>>31015150>[x]Answer her from the bathroom receiver, ask what the hell it is.she's too serious in her job to bother us when it's not important. At least I hope so. For her own good.
>>31015215[X] Examine status of kneecaps
>>31015150>[x]Answer her from the bathroom receiver, ask what the hell it is.This time I'll not lose the threadSLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK DOOD!
>>31015150[X] Answer her from the bathroom receiver.Goddammit Teruyo.
>>31015150[x] Invite her to shower with you.Ohhhh you gonna take me home tonight~Ohhhh down beside that red firelight~
>>31015215I'll bet you anything it's about her sister's M-idol concert.
>>31015150[x]Answer her from the bathroom receiver, ask what the hell it is.Growl it! Growl!>>31015148Always makes my heart beat faster.
>>31015240...God damn it, cat, you just made me spit tea across my keyboard.
[X]"I'm a little pre-occupied, can it wait 10 minutes?"No need to tell her exactly what we're doing, but let's try to appear halfway decent when talking to our rank leader?
>>31015251>[x]Answer her from the bathroom receiver, ask what the hell it is.>Growl it! Growl!>implying we weren't looking for an excuse to not take a shower anyway
Rolled 11>>31015150>[x]Answer her from the bathroom receiver, ask what the hell it is.Don't be too harsh.
I think I found the song that would play at the end of this quest.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FaF4E4jWng
>>31015240Good to see you make it to the thread NECO
>>31015261It's probably just a facial cam, should be fine.
>>31015282...That came out wrong.
>>31015264[X] "Take a seat, I'll be with you in five".Suddenly I wonder what happens if you summon a magical girl uniform while you're right out of the shower.I mean, even if if it just pops into existence and immediately becomes soaking from the moisture on the skin, you could just dry yourself with it, dismiss and resummon it. Right?
>>31015150>[ x ]Answer her from the bathroom receiver>[ x ] "What?"
>>31015240The best part is this would pretty much work, too. Enishi is like Midori without the tits.
>>31015282>facial camI thought it was just an intercom. If anything, it'd probably only be a one-way camera; I don't think even Kharn would have been ok with a publically-accessible camera in her bathroom.
>>31015300>Enishi is like MidoriNot even remotely.But Enishi does badly need to get laid.
>>31015002These kind of things, Hatchan.
>>31015333just not with us or anyone we are close to.
>>31015274Also:OP1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gc2DxsoEFkOP2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7sj-CqKRcE ...damnit now I want at least 1 old-west style duels.
>>31015333>they're both Callidi>they both respect Chiaki for some strange reason>they're both ____fat__
>>31015348What about NECO?
>>31015381I've been kinda feeling that ship lately, nya.
>>31015381>>31015388time to set sail.
>>31015388>implying you could even get your arms around that ship
>>31015388More ships than the Spanish Armada!
>>31015388>>31015404>>31015421We could always trade the ship for a nice boat.
>>31015377>>31015384I think I might be overheating
>>31015466I don't think that would be good for anyone dood
>>31015466>that game>that 4th wall breach
>>31015377Funnily I was going to suggest a parody of this, wendy and shiaki touching butts, midori and mami docking and kyoko and sayaka kissing.
>>31015466It looks like she has poop on her face.
>>31015493Yeah, well, she spilled her raspberries.This apparently happens quite often to females.
>>31015493If your poop is this shade of red you probably should go see a doctor.
>>31015533Awww, puppy!>>31015542Is it just me then? Because it-no you know what I'm not going to be pulled into a poop discussionThat's a /jp/ thing, not a /tg/ thing
>>31015558Cat, you may be a tad color blind.
>>31015162 >>31015171 >>31015165 >>31015213Wiping your now-matted hair away from your eyes and face - the rest of it sticking to your shoulders and back like some sort of wet, soggy skin - it's here that you plod over to the bathroom receiver and jab a wet, sudsy index finger into the 'TALK' button. A small beep quietly sounds, and you take it as a signal to start...well, talking."I'm naked," You growl at the small waterproofed receiver, allowing your frank displeasure to color your voice. "What do you want?"Enishi's gasp carries clearly and loudly on the intercom speaker set on the ceiling, and you grit your teeth in mild frustration as she starts to stutter. "O-oh! I...I apologize, Matsuda-s-sama! I didn't know you were indisposed to that k-kind of extent! I'll approach you some other time--""What. Is. It." You growl the sentence word for word, not louder, but with much more emphasis on the fact that if she doesn't come out with it NOW, there will be problems. Mainly involving your shower time being very rudely interrupted for nothing."Very...very well, then, Matsuda-sama! I apologize once more in advance!" There's a sudden terrible bravery in the Callidus Rank Leader's voice now, as if realizing that she'd screwed up and had just accepted her grisly fate. "Just a few reminders that our Incubator wished me to convey to you before the ceremonies, which are as follows: 1. There is to be no drinking or smoking during the ceremonies themselves, 2. Take the squad naming seriously and with proper gravitas."[1/2]
>>31015621Tch. Well, leave it to the mutant cat bastard to be redundant. Is there anything else? You ask as you start slathering expensive-smelling body soap over your scar-lined skin, making sure to pay attention to certain key areas and scrub them harder. "O-oh, yes, just one last one - 3. Matsuda-sama will be asked to pick her own personal heraldry for her cap and greatcoat for her impending formal ratification as the Warmaster of the Ninth." Enishi takes a gasping breath here. "Kyuubey has enlisted the artistic elements of our own Officio to try and conceive some potential emblems for you. The top five, as agreed upon via an Officio-wide poll, has been selected and printed out on a color sample, Matsuda-sama. I have it here with me, in a clear plastic file for your perusal. I'll just slip this under the door, shall I?"Yeah, sure. Fine. Whatever. Can you go back to showering now?"Um...j-just one last personal matter, Matsuda-sama." It's here that Enishi's voice lowers conspiratorially. "Um, Warmaster, as I'm sure you've heard, my little sister has one of her...ridiculous shows tonight, and...I've discovered that she may have been a bit presumptuous with her invitation of you as a guest of honor." She swallows audibly here. "If...if this obligation has caused undue stress on you, Warmaster, then please allow me to apologize on my younger sister's behalf."How do you respond?
>>31015621>Take the squad naming seriously and with proper gravitasThat settles it, squad name's going to be "Excess Gravitas"
>>31015632Watch it for me, tell me how it goes.
>>31015632"Enishi, I would have loved to attend Noriko's show. I'm fine to do that, normally. The only reason I'm not going is because my Warmaster duties come first. That's all."
>>31015632[X] No stress. Just let me finish my shower already
>>31015632"I'd have gone, if I wasn't busy with all this.""Would be awkward as hell, though. I still don't get this M-idol business."
>>31015632[x]Tell her she can apologize by joining us for a shower.
>>31015377>Nose touching with a a little smile on their face
>>31015632No, Enishi, the one causing me stress right now. Is you.As for squad naming, I put forth Jaaku as in wicked.
>>31015632"No harm done. I had half a mind to write a letter of apology because I can't come."
>>31015667I support this. Not really insulting to Noriko, but also does not make Enishi think we are a secret M-idol fan.
Rolled 3>>31015632"I would have like to go. If to show my support to your sister. A pity it clashes with my official duties, I will have to apologise to her."
>>31015632"Would have gone, if I weren't so busy. Tell her to invite me when I'm more free, and without more honor than I deserve next time.">>31015635>not Serious Gravitas
>>31015632[X] "If my hot water runs out because I'm talking to you instead of enjoying my shower. You will be experiencing undue stress, as for your sister, it's fine. Maybe you should go watch it for me."
>>31015632"I don't quite get that stuff, but I wouldn't call it ridiculous. There's no presumption anyway, I'd go If I didn't have work commitments. You don't have to apologise."
>>31015676[X] "No harm done. I had half a mind to write a letter of apology because I can't come."
>>31015632[X]"No need to apologize, I would have gone but it was either that or the memorial."
>>31015635YESAlso, ask Enishi if she can send a Callidus to cover for you?
>>31015632"Don't worry about it. I would've come if I weren't busy tonight. Send her my best".>>31015635We should try to pull this one off.
>>31015632[x] Yeah, whatever - She's a good kid, just kind of timid.
>>31015635I'd prefer "Excessive Gravitas" myself.
>>31015692>Serious Gravitas[X] SRS BSNS
Rolled 4>>31015635But the look on the new girl's faces...I at least don't want to disappoint them with a crappy name.
>>31015645This is the only acceptable answer. Voting for this. If she asks why, tell her it's punishment for interrupting us for needlessly redundant shit.
>>31015632"I'm occupied with officio business which I must put above my own preferences. Mami would say that anyway, I'm getting back in the shower now."Wait a second, "Either come in or move on, just don't stand in front of my door."
>>31015721Well, make it just "Gravitas" then. Implies the squad is bloody serious.>>31015729We locked the door, didn't we?
>>31015721Which is why we run it by them first before the official naming ceremony; that, or ask what their preferences are in terms of serious vs. silly.
>>31015721>I at least don't want to disappoint them with a crappy name.Joke squad names are only jokes until you've got the squad shooting things up. We could call them the Retarded Weasels and the enemy would still piss their pants on hearing their names if they did their jobs right.
>>31015721By Murderface standards, that's actually a pretty good squad name.>>31015729Seriously, ask Enishi if she can get a Callidus to cover for you for her sister's event.I'd say Midori - especially since she already did it once - but I don't want her attending events outside the Officio as "us" because that's just painting a big target.>INB4 NECO makes jokes about Midori being a very big target
>>31015741>not naming it "Bloody Gravitas"
>>31015632We get a cap with a heraldry of our own choosing?Wait, we are not going to abandon the cap with Slaanesh in it are we?>>31015721Yeah. Lets not choose a stupid name. We would lose QB points!
>>31015632>I would have gone if possible. Apologize to her on my behalf.
>>31015741Faced with the decision of entering the warmaster's in use shower or leaving with blushes that glow from the heat. What do you think Enishi would pick, at least it gets rid of her.
>>31015771Oh, I like that!
>>31015784>Gravitas is Midori's squad
>>31015784Personally I would've thought Enishi would get in the shower.
Rolled 10>>31015784Get in the shower.
>>31015778Step 1. A 9 month long period of fattening that increases marbling of the meat and creates juicier flanks.Step 3. Slowly lick off the barbeque sauce you have smothered on the fattened flanks before you get onto the main course.
>>31015800same here, let's not give her that option.
>Squad name is "I'll show you some fucking Gravitas">short form is "Fucking Gravitas"
>>31015791Its a different spelling.Midori's squad is Gravitass.
>>31015791>Gravities (2) is Midori's squadFTFY
>>31015820Awww, I'd find it funny because Enishi would expect us to lewd her up and then we'd probably just make her wash our hair or something.
>>31015841did kharn collect her panties?
>>31015856Is she blonde?
>>31015861She's a callidus, she's whatever she wants to be.Except laid.
Rolled 2>>31015856She doesnt wear any
>>31015877You mean she can't fit into any.
>>31015998You've never seen a Walmart have you anon...
Rolled 19>>31015998We did check personally though.
>>31016069We should check again.
>>31015757>We could call them the Retarded Weasels and the enemy would still piss their pants on hearing their names if they did their jobs right.Case in point being "Desert Rats", which was originally mocking nickname giveto the platoon by enemy. But they earned it reputation of name to be feared.
"In honour of the last warmasters bad naming sense I call you Squad Dildos."
>>31016356Yeah the rats of Toobruk were pretty hardcore, they started using it to their advantage But that doesn't mean we should give our own squad a shit nameNow if they get one along the way and want to use it, that's peachy
>>31016424>a shit nameHonestly, I kinda like Excessive Gravitas.I'd use it.
>>31016432Yeah, I think it's the right kinda balance between 'Murderface' irreverence and 'Warmaster Matsuda' attempted seriousness.
>>31016457We are not just calling the squad Dildos.That's the kind of name you have to earn. Like Dickbutt.
>>31016424I'm personally still hoping that Ashford is going to show up and suggest something less than terrible for us to name them.
Rolled 8>>31016432Gravity Dragon?Jurokuryuu
>>31015632It might be nice to have a list of existing squad names, so we can get an indication of what is expected.
>>31016468What if they're an Eversor squad with all phallic shaped weapons?
>>31016432Too long I'd say. "Squad Gravitas" rolls off the tongue better than "Squad Excessive Gravitas". Have we seen two-word squad names in our Officio?
>>31016491Then we could call them Squad Deep Strike.>>31016502I like this. Sounds a lot better.
>>31016491Then we go with "projectile penetrators"
>>31016491Weren't they a Vindicare squad?>>31016487We should ask Mami or someone for one of those. If we're going to go full watch-wearing dildo, might as well go all the way.
>>31016502I imagine for most purposes that's exactly how they'll be referred to. You'd probably never use the full squad name except in things like official paperwork.
>>31016514>We should ask Mami or someone for one of those. If we're going to go full watch-wearing dildo, might as well go all the way.We've seen a couple of squads. What was the name sniper team that covered us at the arena?
>>31016502"I hereby dub thee 'Squad Gravitas'. May you ever approach your duties with the dedication your name implies."
>>31015659 >>31015691 >>31015703 >>31015775You take a moment to rinse your hair before replying. Enishi...well, she doesn't need to apologize for Noriko, not as such. You would've loved to attend, if it weren't for your Warmaster duties. You don't really get the M-idol stuff yourself, but you wouldn't have minded showing support for Enishi's younger sister at least."You're...you're much too kind, Matsuda-sama." Enishi's voice crackles from the speaker on the ceiling. "I...I will make sure to pass on your sentiments, if that is permissible..."Yeah, why not. No objections there - in fact, if the Callidus doesn't have anything important scheduled, you'd like her to go and personally deliver both your sentiment and apology to her younger sister.There's a slight pause here before Enishi replies. "Of...of course. As you command, Warmaster." Even through the speaker, even though you can't possibly see her face, you could tell that your Callidus Rank Leader is smiling. "Noriko's...well, she's always been a difficult sibling to deal with at the best of times, and while she will be disappointed that you can't attend...I'm sure that she'll understand." Another pause. "Thank you for your time, Matsuda-sama. Please, um...enjoy the rest of your shower."You'll try to, thanks. What's left of it, anyway.Enishi offers no reply here, and you make to continue your shower when she suddenly speaks up again."Um, if you'd like, Matsuda-sama, I can wash your back for you--"You cut her off, the denial leaping from your throat in a growl. NO. That's...no. You don't need anyone to wash your back for you. Thanks. That'll be all, you add, hoping that the Karasawa would take the hint and go."But Matsuda-sama, surely someone of your rank would--"THAT'LL BE ALL.[1/2]
>>31016531Squad Hiryu, I think it was?
>>31016545"A-as you say, Matsuda-sama." The speaker emits a soft click, and you take that as the end of this particular visit. You shake your head here, before continuing your shower for real this time.Christ. If Mami had only told you being Warmaster would entail this kind of thing...you'd have said no even if she promised you all the whisky pancakes you could eat.You finish your shower after a good solid half hour, with most of that dedicated to drying your hair and following what Mami had taught you about being...presentable. With your ponytail set once more with a black rubber band and fresh underwear on, you engage your transformation again - your Soul Gem sparking as it manifests your costume around you once more. One hand automatically going under your skirt to adjust your pantyhose as it hitches up way too high once more.There. That's much better, you think to yourself, before catching a glance of yourself at the mirror. ...Not too bad, if you do say so yourself. The ponytail had taken you some getting used to, and the upkeep is a bitch, but it's growing on you, that's for sure.It's here that you realize that you've yet to acquire a new pair of glasses. You frown at your own reflection, before making a note to ask Mami for a replacement.You move back to the office proper, picking up the clear file that Enishi had slipped under the door. Just like she said, five of the best ones - at least, the Officio voted for them, or something - were printed out on glossy white paper. They're...not that bad, admittedly. Some of them actually looks cool. They can probably wait till later, though - you're not really in a hurry to adopt a new emblem.[2/3]
>>31016531wasn't it Squad Hiryu? Or was that Enishi's?I'll go check. Is the /tg/ archive slow as balls today for anyone else?
>>31016545Oh Enishi. For a callidus you're not subtle.
Rolled 16>>31016552All vindicare teams seem to have names based off dragons.
>>31016556You toss the file onto your desk, before making your way around to recline on your own Warmaster's chair. It's a cheap replacement to your real chair in your apartment, but it'll do for now. Getting off your feet for a bit feels nice enough anyway.What do you do now?Look at the emblems, examine them in more detail.Forget about work for a second. Get a few drinks in you. You've had a long day.Get some sleep before the certification ceremony. Seriously, you're fucking tired. (Timeskip)
Rolled 18>>31016577>[x]Look at the emblems, examine them in more detail.EMBLEMS
>>31016577>Look at the emblems, examine them in more detail.
>>31016577>[X]Look at the emblems, examine them in more detail.
>>31016550Taiho. And no.Existing squads seem to ave a trend of being named after dragons.
>>31016577[X]Look at the emblems, examine them in more detail.
>>31016577[X]Look at the emblems, examine them in more detail.gimme!
>>31016552I suppose then we could borrow IJN ship names if the squad wants something serious. That'd be roughly in theme.>>31016577Get some sleep before the certification ceremony. Seriously, you're fucking tired. (Timeskip)We can look at the emblems later, and I think we should get going a little bit.
>>31016577>[X]Get some sleep before the certification ceremony. Seriously, you're fucking tired. (Timeskip)Call someone with an order to wake us up in time for the ceremonies, though. Don't want to be late.
>>31016577>[x]Look at the emblems, examine them in more detail.As if you needed to ask, Decu.
>>31016577>[X] Forget about work for a second. Get a few drinks in you. You've had a long day.
>>31016577>[X]Look at the emblems, examine them in more detail.then>[X]Get some sleep before the certification ceremony after making sure someone will wake us up with time to get there.
>>31016577EMBLEMS AND BOOZE
>>31016577>[x]Get some sleep before the certification ceremony. Seriously, you're fucking tired. (Timeskip)we were flying all night and have stuff to do, so sleep while we can. Who knows what will go wrng next, right?
>>31016577>[X]Forget about work for a second. Get a few drinks in you. You've had a long day.TIME TO GET TOP HONK
>>31016577>[x]Summon Pinky, ask for advice on squad namingGotta show some goodwill.
>>31016577[x]Look at the emblems, examine them in more detail.[x]Forget about work for a second. Get a few drinks in you. You've had a long day.Let's do this!
>>31016577[x] View emblems while drinking heavily.Better start learning to multitask.
>>31016577>[x]Look at the emblems, examine them in more detail.
>>31016577>Get some sleep before the certification ceremony. Seriously, you're fucking tired. (Timeskip)Matsuda had a long day
>>31016577[x] Charles' BarFuck it.
>>31016577[x]Look at the emblems, examine them in more detail.
>>31016667Bad idea to combine the two. We will probably end up drunk and choose a picture of a dildo as our new emblem.
>>31016739>We will probably end up drunkMatsuda doesn't get drunk that easily anymore.This is very much in the vein of modest drinking for stress relief.
>>31016577[x]Look at the emblems, examine them in more detail.Probably would be a good idea to start thinking about squad names as well.
>>31016758>Any drinking>Before the ceremonies>That we've been explicitly told three times not to be drunk atChiaki's reckless, but she's not that stupid. Especially not when one of those times was Mami implying she'd be disappointed in us.
>>31016577VOTING IS MEOW OVER
>>31016846imageswap strikes again?
>>31016846Is somebody in another thread now wondering why Kyoko Sakura is asking them to lick her armpits?
>>31016852Some guy in /vr/ must be very confused right now.
>>31016852>>31016875Fire Emblem 3: Mystery of the EmblemGet on my level
>>31016846Quick, anyone know where it ended up?
>>31016802I'm not talking about multiple bottle of Kong here.Couple of glasses, tops. That's not enough to get someone who has been in a state of near total drunkeness for years properly inebriated. Just enough to take the edge off.We're about to sit through their damned ceremony and be a nice well behaved dildo warmaster, and we've been nothing but straight edge for days.I claim these drinks in the name of reward.
>>31016900Stop sucking, catWe want the sexiest girlfriend
>>31016919But the NECO pic has already been used
>>31016936I knew this would happen.I don't disagree, though.Huh. Never noticed the ballgag is an Incubator face before. That's... that's a little disturbing, I'mma be real.
>>31016936Chiaki is an assman. You need different pills.
>>31016971You say that, but we can't see what's happening to her butt
>>31016964I never noticed that either and I have to agree.
>>31017023Incubator tech prevents butt sag.
>>31017023Callidus don't sag. Except for Enishi.
>>31016556>Glasses not formingBIG.FUCKING.HINT.
>>31016964That's the second thing i noticed in that picture when i first saw it, right after the titties.
>>31017201The glasses aren't part of our costume.
>>31017161Y r u so bully?
>>31017201What are you implying?Glasses were never part of the costume. Homura ditched them after 2nd(?) timeline.
>>31017201I don't get it
>>31017243Why are you posting sad Mami? We haven't even posted any head jokes yet!
>>31017201What are you even going on about?
>>31017244Yeah.Actually, why does Chiaki use glasses anyway? We know its possible to fix her eyesight with magic. Has this been explained?
>>31017270Because I couldnt find Say Kyoko in my imagge fold-.. Ah, there it is.
>>31017280Because they're her charm point!
>>31017280Because Megane are moe you cretin!
>>31017280It's not been explain.I has theories, though. Related to the fact that we're only sort-of-Homu.
>>31017201Oh my god!!!11!one!! What the hell are we to do?
Infact at this point I am half convinced that we're some kind of weird clone experiment/modification of Homu by Godoka/Malal to make a new Homu who is capable of dealing with the clusterfuck of Homu's memories without going batshit insane.
>>31016987So this was a picture from her visit to Risa back when she was still alive?
>>31017390>Godoka/MalalNope. We were obviously made by Homu.
If the officio voted on the emblem, I expect a few blue roses.
>>31016584 >>31016652 >>31016632You decide to get a few drinks inside you while checking out the emblems in closer detail. You still have time before the certification ceremony, after all, and Kyuubey did say there wasn't to be any drinking or smoking then. You just came back from a successful mission, so you deserve a small treat at least.Just as you make to stand up and walk over to your Office's newly-installed liquor cabinet, it's here that you remember something about this Office. It was a long time ago, back when you were still part of Kharn's official Warmaster retinue. Whenever you got summoned to her office - for some reason or another - you remember her reaching behind her desk to pull out a vodka bottle and a couple of glasses. And the vodka bottle would always be full and unsealed, to be emptied completely (and most likely shattered on someone else's face) in only a few minutes. You then start to pull out the drawers, one by one. Unless there was some sort of bullshit secret compartment on this huge thing, logic dictates that one of them would have the secret booze. But which one...?All of them come up empty, save for the last one - and it's with a grin that you realize just how lucky you are that you have someone like Mami in your life.There, at the very last drawer, is a bottle of unopened Kong, a clean glass, and a new pair of your glasses. Taped to the bottle is a post-it note, with Mami's careful, neat handwriting.>"Enjoy, but drink in moderation! Two glasses only, no more!"It's signed with a cute caricature of her winking face, complete with sparkles and curls.You shake your head here, the smile still on your lips. Mami always seemed to know what you needed - immediately - and made sure you got it in the most effective and appreciative way possible.[1/2]
>>31017420>yfw you realize that Deculture made this whole quest based on this one joke alone
>>31017522Taking out the glasses and the booze - putting on the former and pouring yourself a double with the latter - it's here that you look at the emblems a bit more carefully.The first, titled SHOOTER, is a stylized purple star, artfully shattered and placed over what appears to be a gun barrel's inside rifling. The second, titled SCARRED GENOCIDER, is a rather simple visualization of your Shield, with a stylized red scar over it. The third, titled The Blessed Lady, is a twintailed magical girl in pink, hands clasped in prayer, with golden wings spread out behind her.The fourth, titled The Flower of Flesh and Blood, is a thorny blue rose blooming over a black baseball bat wrapped in golden thorns, and surrounded by motes of crimson.The fifth, titled Blood And Blue Roses, is a bloodied spike bat, crossing over a stylized smear of blood, under a blue rose blossom. It menaces with gold thorny vines....Well. Whoever drew these definitely had talent. Talent, and a whole lot of inspiration.There's a small note at the bottom of the sample sheet. Typewritten.'Pick one and notify me ASAP.' It's signed by the number 9. Kyuubey. Of course.Which emblem do you pick for your personal Warmaster heraldry?Shooter.Scarred Genocider.The Blessed Lady.The Flower of Flesh and Blood.Blood and Blue Roses.Leave this aside for now. You'd like to ask Midori and the rest about it first.>20 minutes for this decision! Most voted option wins, of course!
>>31017488If there isn't at least one emblem incorporating pistols and a blue rose, I will be disappointed in the entire Officio.If they're ALL variations on that, I'll be slightly less disappointed.
>>31017556>[X] The Blessed Lady....kinda HAS to be, really.
>>31017596>Choosing the Blessed lady when were NOT fighting for the bllessed lady like the other tardsAre mentally disabled?
>>31017556>[x] Shooter.From a distance it looks like a rose too.
>>31017556Shooter is pretty good, so I'll vote for that one>[x]Shooter
>>31017280Because fixing eyesight requires a minimum level of magical skill and precision that Chiaki doesn't have. For fuck's sake, we know that telekinesis is part of her magic set but she doesn't know how to use it unless Braids shows her how.
>>31017556>Flower of Flesh and BloodI ilit Shooter best but it's kind of Vindicar centric...
>>31017556Shooter.has my vote.
>>31017556>[X]ShooterBlessed Lady is kind of disturbing, and having a blue rose on our hat would reek of vanity.
>>31017556Hrm. Shit.... The Blessed Lady is the most aesthetically and thematically fitting for a Warmaster icon, but something seems wrong about whapping Pinky onto our heraldry of office especially given we tend to be at odds with her more devout followers AND keep having to insist we aren't her Shieldmaiden.Gonna have to go with>[X]Shooterhere, I think.
>>31017556>[x]The Blessed Lady.We are her shieldmaiden after all.And Pinky's gonna love it.
>>31017556Gotta be [X] shooter
>>31017556[X]Shooter.I love it!
>>31017642This might explain why Chiaki does not do it herself, but the officio does have healers who could do it for her.But the idea that its just for cosmetic reasons works just fine.
>>31017556>Blood and Blue Roses.This gives me a Murder Mayumi Vibe. Come on guys, you now this needs to happen.
>>31017556The Flower of Flesh and Blood.Shooter... just doesn't do much for me, and I'd rather stay a mile away from Pinky. Even if Shooter's clearly going to win.
>>31017624It's fucking Godoka. That is EXACTLY what we're fighting for. The REAL Blessed Lady.Besides, I'm curious to see Pinkys reaction.Also, the winged emblem will make the Warmasters Cap look like M Bisons.
>>31017556[x] ShooterWe're trying to make efficiency a trademark of our tenure.
>>31017556>[x]Blood and Blue Roses.
>>31017681look again, man. That's NOT Pinky/Faust.
>>31017522>It's signed with a cute caricature of her winking face, complete with sparkles and curls.Decu i am dissappoint. You needed to doodle that to go along with that post.
>>31017681Yeah, while that was nicely drawn, having Pinky as our emblem could lead to all sorts of problems in the future.Though even if that was not an issue, I still like shooter a bit more.
>>31017556>[x]The Blessed Lady.
>>31017556>[X]Leave this aside for now. You'd like to ask Midori and the rest about it first.Just woke up so I'm feeling kinda groggy, but I'll switch to this. I actually really like Shooter, but I would like to first get input from Midori and the others. Since this is going the be associated with the entirety of the 9th, I would like some feedback first.
>>31017669The shooter IS a blue rose, though.
[x]ShooterThis one looks simple, and yet the most visually pleasing to me.
>>31017556>[x]The Flower of Flesh and Blood.
>>31017556>[x]Blood and Blue Roses.I like this one best.
>>31017742But we're the Warmaster. We decide.I'm all for input, but sometimes, it's just better to make the decision yourself for unimportant things
>>31017556[x]Gotta go with Blessed Lady, nya.
>>31017742This is a good point. We're kinda representing the whole Officio here, not just ourselves. Though these emblems WERE voted on by everyone else already.
>>31017742>>31017556You know, this is actually a good idea. >[x]Leave this aside for now. You'd like to ask Midori and the rest about it first.I´ll go with this too.
>>31017757Yeah, definitely. We decide, but I would like to hear other opinions first. I would probably still end up choosing Shooter, but I feel that this would be the one situation where waiting to get input would actually be warranted and expected.
>>31017556[x]Shooter[x]Also WHO THE FUCK DREW 3 WE'VE GOT A CULTIST LEAD
>>31017742Maybe we can still ask for opinions before its made fully official? I admit it would be interesting to hear the opinions of Midori, Mami, Sayaka and so on.Even if one is chosen here, that still does not mean we can't ask what they would have thought was best.
>>31017727I figured Black Bows = Pinky. I may be mistaken. I should have been in bed half an hour ago anyway, so I shall leave the rest of the thread to you fine gentlemen.
>picking anything but The Blessed Lady>mfw
>>31017556> [ x ]Scarred Genocider.>blessed ladygoddamn pinky
>>31017556>[x]Shooter.hope I'm not too late
>>31017742In respectful argument to Hat-chan, the Officio's already been polled. We don't need to ask everyone else their opinions on everything.You just want to see more Midori.
>>31017799We can wear that as a lapel or something.
>>31017766The whole officio already voted and these were what they put forward, now our part is to vote on which we like the mostSort of like waifu wars
>>31017795It looks like Pinky/Blessed Lady, and thats what everyone would think. Would kinda give the impression that we are in full support of that cult/religion, which would inevitably cause lots of trouble one way or the other.
>>31017834But we are, anon.
>>31017818Hairpin. Blessed Lady hairpin. Discreet but still there.
>>31017556>mfw they're all flowers, our goddamn shield, or PinkyCan we elect to draw our own?
>>31017556>The Flower of Flesh and BloodI like it.>>31017556>Whoever drew these definitely had talent.Indeed.
>>31017875We can't have a dildo or dickbutt as our emblem. It may send the right message, but it's still rude and crass.
>>31017556[X] THE FLOWER OF FLESH AND BLOOD
>>31017875>draw our own"Warmaster Matsuda, I hardly think this is an appropriate logo for our officio, but if you insist... the logo is now in full distribution."
>>31017875The readers tried to make suggestions a long time ago. The results were mostly... Not good. Never again.
>>31017841not exactly, and still we shouldn't be advertising it
>>31017556And the winner is SHOOTER by a landslide!And not the Blessed Lady for some reason!You guys are the worst!
>>31017854>Discreet but still there.Yeah, or a pantsu print.
>>31017556Whats with the golden thorns anyway? I get where the blue flowers come from, but the two in the bottom have some form of golden thorns on them. Am I just forgetting something?
>>31017968Shooter isn't the worst design.But it's not the best, either.
>>31017968I like the emblem.It's just anything which has to do with Pinky fills me with a deep terror which makes me hide under my desk.>>31017992Possibly coming from rose thorns. I dunno, ask the artist.
>>31017968Who drew these anyway?
>>31017992golden thorns would seem like an oblique reference to golden weapons, I guess?
>>31017968I did suggest having Blessed Lady as a pin or something.I guess we're Blue Rose Shooter now.
>>31018006That terror's why I'm kinda into it.>>31018008Grasblade I think? I'm not sure what they prefer to go by.
Also, shout out to scarred genocider. That would probably have been my second choice.
>>31018008That artwork is definitely grasblade/Hayata
>>31018008Shooter idea spawned couple dozens threads ago if offtopic discussion. I guess that's why it won now.No idea about the others.
...don't we have that meeting with the church of pinky that we need to visit?
Shooter is good. It's the most neutral and efficient. No one is going to draw wrong conclusions like us being egotistical or are part of the cult.
>>31018045Blessed Lady just seems appropriate.It makes us look like we're towing the line while open expressing our actual affiliations. Not to mention serving as a reminder as to why we're here.Church of Madoka; Not Cult of Faust.Ah, well. The Choice is Made. The Traveller Has Come.
>>31018128That assumes people know there is actually a Madoka separate from Faust. I think most people just know the Blessed Lady/Faust.
>>31018139"People" at best know Madoka as known in canon. Only a ridiculously select few know Murderfaust as Chiaki knows her.
>>31018128>a reminder as to why we're here.Cracked shield might have been better for that. Unfortunately, the lack of stylization just makes it look rather blunt and inelegant.
>>31017608 >>31017628 >>31017629 >>31017639You decide to adopt the Shooter emblem as your own personal heraldry. It's a simple enough design, not as busy as the rest, but definitely very striking. You like how the star's artfully shattered, and it's in one of your favorite colors, too.The third one, though. While you've no doubt that it would've pleased a certain someone skulking inside your Shield, it'd probably be better in the long run to not be too associated with Pinky outright.It's here that you blink. Something...seems off with the Blessed Lady emblem, somehow. As if it suddenly......NO. No, of course not. That's crazy. It's a fucking printout.Christ, you're just tired. AND you're drinking. Of course you're going to see things.You shake your head, and make to contact Kyuubey to inform him of your decision. Your smartphone in your right hand and a drink in your other.This is going to be a long day.
>>31018128actually, it would give the exact opposite impression to most people.
>>31018040Is it blue? Looked more purplish to me. Kinda like our soulgem. And the image to me looked more like shattered crystal/gem than rose.
>>31018155A select few that's going to continue growing as the cult collects more members and grows more infamous for all the murdering they're doing. Why risk getting affiliated with that?
>>31018192Oh hey. That's the Pinky we all know and love.
>>31018192Alright! Pausing thread for now! Sorry to cut this thread short, but this is so we can run another tomorrow night! No writeups today I think! Thank you for everyone's participation, feedback is always great! Thank you for helping select Chiaki's emblem too, and thanks to grasblade/Hayate for illustrating them! Seriously, I learned how to draw from this guy, he's the best!Questions answered before I go to bed!
>>31018192Okay, you guys notice how the Blessed Lady emblem changed? I think we screwed up
>>31018232We didn't announce our decision out loud or anything, did we?Is... Is Faust reading our mind?
>>31018139>>31018155>>31018201That's what I mean by looking like we're towing the line.The cult and the church are synonymous to most. Which face it shows depends on the girl.
>>31018192Yeah, that center picture was Madoka all right, not Faust/Pinky at all. Also, looks like Pinky is a bit upset that we did not choose her.
>>31018247Madoka is ALWAYS watching. Everywhere. She's a concept now, remember?
>>31018225Was this emblem thing planned for today?
>>31018232Actually, I think it's Decu just taking advantage of an alternate design offered for the Blessed Lady pin to screw with us.Job well done, too.
>>31018192Dammit, should have made it a .gif, the impact would have been better.
>>31018268Yes, but again, we didn't announce our decision aloud or give any external indication of which one was ours.
>>31018292You don't have a chance either way.
>>31018225Thanks for running, Decu.Hows the dog?
>>31018225Since we did not get to ask opinions, what do you think the others (Midori, Sayaka, Kyoko, Mami, QB and so on) would have chosen as the best emblem?
>>31018273I would say so, yes! I planned it for quite a while!>>31018304The dog's doing much better, thank you! Still a bit sick, but slowly healing.
>>31016599Kancolle pls go
>>31018339What kind of name scheme do squads normally follow?
>>31018339>healing.Out of the mouth of anyone else I'd take this as something positive. Out of yours? That dog better watch itself.
>>31018319Midori would've abstained from saying anything as she made one of them.Sayaka would've told Murderface to make her own damn mind.Kyoko would've picked the coolest one in her opinion (Scarred Genocider, plus Red's her favorite color, and she thinks it's like both of you are super best friends now with that emblem)Mami would've abstained, leaving it up to you.QB would have simply picked one at random.
>>31018274Would be fun to have it change sometimes during the quest, like a Pinky's mood indicator.
>>31018367Given the emblem, we could always name them "purple star shooters". heh
>>31018397>as she made one of them.It's the shooter innit. Either that or the one with the nailbat.
>>31018397>Midori would've abstained from saying anything as she made one of them.shield?
>>31018397Midori made the blue rose one right?
>>31018432Nah it's definitely the bottom left blue rose one.
>>31018397>Midori would've abstained from saying anything as she made one of them.Was it the shield? It's the shield, right?
>>31018397>inb4 Midori made the Blessed Lady because she actually met het.
>>31018420drop either either one of those three words and it is passable.
>>31018449That's too ugly to be made by her. Plus, she actually SAW the armored fragment that would have inspired the Shooter.
>>31018225Decu! What is your workout routine like?
>>31018454Beat me to itThat's my take on it, she knows the girls already read her series so she wouldn't be making any direct references to it
>>31018128Chiaki doesn't even really worship the Blessed Lady in the first place. Choosing her isn't really in character.
>>31018478Oh, I want to know too.Is it Starting Strength? Strong Lifts? Some other routine you made up?
>>31018225Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived!A tad late because cooking!
>>31018495Of course not. Worship would be the wrong word.But the Blessed Lady would simultaneously deceitful and absolutely truthful. It would have been absolutely the Homu emblem to choose.
>>31018527And added to the wiki.
>>31018367Japanese mythological monsters, dragons, ship names!>>31018432This is correct, Midori made Shooter. The ones that feature the blue rose permanently are fans of the MM x MM series. The Shield is by Rea Ashford. The Blessed Lady is by Enishi.>>31018478>>31018496Ah, I don't think it actually has a name, but my workout routine differs from day to day, as I have an instructor (who also trains me in boxing). But there's always lifting involved, focusing on the arms, legs, and core along with cardio/endurance training and boxing. Tomorrow morning is leg day!
>>31018660I guess Midori will be happy we chose hers then.And CULTIST SPY DISCOVERED!!!
>>31018660>ship names!Let's name them Yamato!
>>31018660>EnishiDoes Noriko have bad dreams about pink haired monsters?
>>31018750No. We need to name them KyōrinrinAccording to wiki, thats possessed papers. And everyone knows there is nothing more scary than paperwork.
>>31018660>Japanese mythological monstersSquad Gashadokuro. Because they're gonna remove heads, and victims will hear a ringing in their ears from gunfire report. If they're all flat this name is mandatory.
Arright, Decu has left the building, something something questions
>>31018750>Rear Admiral Matsuda Chiaki (Japanese: 松田千秋) (29 September 1896 – 6 November 1995) was an admiral in the Imperial Japanese Navy and the third captain of the Yamato.Can't say it isn't appropriate
>>31018785Aka Manto - A malicious spirit who haunts bathrooms and asks the cubicle occupants if they want red or blue paper.There are really bizarre creatures in japanese legends.
>>31018814Are you taking any... food supplements at the moment?
>>31018814How do magical girls deal with that time of the month?
>>31018866Callidus. Shapeshifter. It's unnecessary.It can get weird. I can do weird.
>>31018814If Wendy could have chosen, which emblem would she have picked?
>>31018852>Aka Manto - A malicious spirit who haunts bathrooms and asks the cubicle occupants if they want red or blue paper.A spirit of /pol/, redpapering people.
>>31018814Which incubators have been named so far? There's Eightball, Kyuubey, and Jyuubey, but who else is there?
>>31018876Painkillers and magic. That's how magical girls deal with everything.>>31018888Blood and Blue Roses, or the one tattooed on her neck which I can't find in my huge unsorted image folder.
>>31018814Ms. Cooldown, shall we contract?
>>31018927Off the top of my head, aside from the three you named:Third = SanbeySeventh = KelzangSixteenth = JyuroSeventeenth = FubeyI know the Twentieth's name, but I don't THINK that's been mentioned yet...
>>31019001Do Wendy and Amber have any hobbies? Like... Things that could actually be called hobbies instead of stuff that is directly related to their profession?
>>31019047Do we know the name of the brother in charge of the first?Speaking of the first, QB mentioned that taking down a super witch was something the first or other similar groups does. We know about the first, what about the "other similar groups"??
>>31019059Amber's other hobby is really kinky NTR sex. Everyone knows that.
>>31019001Ah, there it is. I forgot Decu posted it anyway.>>31018927this>>31019047with the addition of the Second's Incubator being colloquially known by its members as the Messenger of the Blessed Lady.>>31019036If you play your cards right. Wine'd be a good start.>>31019059Wendy paints and really enjoys cooking, and occasionally indulges in old video games.Amber's hobbies mostly relate to her profession, but she also cooks, has a thing for herbal teas, and is kind of a dork. She probably lurks 4chan.>>31019088We don't, and as far as other similar groups go...I couldn't say offhand. Whether that's my memory or because I shouldn't, however...
>>31019144Wendy's wiki page says her build is average but athletic. What's with the huge boob pictures? Is she calidus-magicking herself some big ta-tas to compensate for something?
>>31019144>She probably lurks 4chan.>Wendy is on 4chan.>Wendy is Amber
>>31019144>spooky armI can't see that picture and not giggle like an idiot anymore.
>>31019221The one image with the gag isn't Wendy fanart, it's the character she's based on. And I like it.Past that, Decu seems to draw her with bigger boobs every time he draws her, so it's turning into an in-joke at this point.But rather than working through illusions, Wendy physically changes herself anyway; shifting her build is probably easier than changing into another person entirely. Maybe she's feeling self-conscious lately.>>31019292I still think it looks like a tree branch.
>>31019369>Wendy physically changes herself anywayCallidus can do that, or just Wendy?
>>31019391Wendy specializes in it, since her magic is essentially the imposition of imagination on reality. That said, I'm sure it's not an ability unique to her; I think most Callidus just work through illusions.
>>31019369>it's the character she's based on>with coobs ballgagNah, that's Wendy fanart alright, not Madotsuki.
>>31019427So why doesn't she imagine herself a bigger butt?
>>31019494No, it actually is fanart for Madotsuki. I checked.
>>31019507She's seen the struggles of her people in the past. The chairs and airplanes and airplane chairs too small to hold the might of America.She just doesn't want to be too pear-shaped in case things go pear-shaped.
>>31019494I don't think the character was a thing yet, in June 2012, when that image was posted to Pixiv. Plus, it's tagged Yume Nikki and Madotsuki.
>>31019507Because Chiaki likes it the way it is...
>>31019536Is there any way to lessen the amount of rage Faust will direct our way when she finds out we talked with the deagle?
>>31019674Probably could have picked the emblem that looks like her. I'd suggest flowers and candy now.Getting in good with her church might not be a bad plan, either.
>>31019694We need to go full Dildo. Symbol is a dildo, wreath is dildoes, watch hands, DILDOES. FULL DILDO.See how faust deals with that.
>>31019769>>31019694Or we could bake an apology cake.
>>31019674i still think actually promising to not talk to them was a big mistake when we know for certain that we would break it..
>>31019823I thought we had already talked to them before she told us not to.
>>31019789Also a good idea.>>31019823I don't really believe 'no' tends to be an option, regardless of whether Chiaki means it.>>31019919We did, but will she make that distinction?
>>31019823People were trying to be sneaky or didn't want to admit it. I wonder how Pinky would have reacted to Chiaki admitting that she already spoke to the spirits inside of the Deagle, back at the start of the oil rig mission.
>>31019823I don't think it matters. Pinky is going to get mad at us. Period.There's no way that the moralfag faction of this quest isn't eventually going to be forced to directly oppose her.