> Monday, November 4th, 2013SITUATION: http://pastebin.com/Ac5gJdwqMECHANICS: http://pastebin.com/Se82xDLeCREW ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/qVD3DM17TANK ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/UCXDAajgTHE SHOP: http://pastebin.com/ZMy4Q2sqArchive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Girls%20Und%20Panzer:%20LGA%20QuestYou are Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President and new commander of Lafayette Girls Academy’s revived Tankery Team.You decide on a nice hot shower with Kitten before heading out to school today.As you lather up Kitten’s hips with soap, she asks you, “So, what were you dreaming about last night?”You shrug. “I honestly can’t remember. I know you were in it, and Nancy was in it, and Lisa was in it, but I can’t precisely remember the specifics.”“Ah, that sucks,” says Kitten. “I’m sure that would’ve been an interesting story.”You stick your tongue out as you run your hands through Kitten’s hair, she’s definitely getting better about using shampoo now. “Whatever.” You snap your fingers, suddenly recalling it. “Oh yeah! We got the Quarterly Physicals today!”Kitten goes a bit stiff. “Ha… yeah. Can I stay home today then?”> CAN SHE STAY HOME TODAY THEN?> Y/N> Other
>>30998257> NNo you can't Kitty.
>>30998257>NDrag her kicking and screaming if necessary.
>>30998257>NStay healthy so we can grow old together,
>>30998257> NHahahahahahahahahnoAlso I caught up with yesterday's fun-thread, so...thanks? for that. It was certainly funny at times!
>>30998327Funny you should say that. It came very close to just being the movie Memphis Belle with the cast being replaced by Trudy and Company.
>>30998342Tired Schteel is best Schteel.
>>30998342I would play the shit out of that.Run it later.
> N“No, Kitten. You got to take your Physicals like everyone else.”“B-But! I have to stand in a room in my underwear- Do I wear my sexy underwear?”“You don’t have to wear your sexy underwear unless you want to.”“Still! And then there’s the checking for breast cancer then the teeth then the optometry and then…” She hugs herself, shuddering. “The needle.”Oh shit, you completely forgot about the blood samples, not to mention the piss samples too. Looks like you’re going to need drink a shitload of water today.You say, “It’s fine, Kitten. It’ll be over before you know it. And hey, you might even get a few stares considering how cute you are now!”Kitten says, “Ha ha. Funny.”“Really!” you say. You pinch her thigh. “I’m favor of the results here!” you pat the bottom of her breast. “And here too!”“Great. Yeah.”Eh, she’ll get it over it.With that, you get the usual brushing of the teeth, flossing, and dressing out of the way. Once breakfast is gone and done too, you head out to meet your staff. “Hello, Gertrude!” says Nancy. “Sleep well?”You nod. “Like a baby.” You look over to Lisa. “Oh, Lisa.” You dig into your backpack and present her a bag. “Here.”Lisa tilts her head, curious. “The hell is this?”“Your sexy underwear, courtesy of me.”Lisa looks into the bag, now blushing furiously. “The fuck.”You laugh. “Come on, let’s head to school.”> Converse Casually (Topic?)> Talk Tanks (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>30998463>> Converse Casually (Topic?)Did the Domino Lady do anything tonight?
>>30998463> Converse Casually (Topic?)Anyone else squeamish of needles?
>>30998463> Converse Casually (Topic?)Domino lady struck? And sure, ask about needle fear too.
>>30998257Schteel could you stop with the CoH2 filenames?They are triggering me pretty hard
>>30998559I'm pretty sure that one is from MoW.Still though, I'm keeping my eye on you
>>30998463> Converse Casually any leads on the Domino lady?and> Call Someone the principal. see if he can give us any clues about her. he had to handle her for the last several years.
> Converse Casually“So, any of you girls get stricken by the Domino Lady?”Lisa says, “Well I might now, thanks a lot.”Nancy says, “Nothing on my end.”You all look at Ramirez. She shrugs, “I wouldn’t know, I slept over with my boyfriend.”“Goddamn it,” says Lisa. “Everything about Ramirez is better than me. I bet she’s not even scared of needles.”Ramirez shakes her head. “Nah, I hate needles.”…You nod. “I don’t like needles either. What about you, Nancy?”Nancy says, “I didn’t even get my first vaccinations until last year!”“What?” says Lisa. “Did your parents not believe in vaccinations or something?”Nancy shakes her head innocently. “No.”“Nancy, you’re raising more questions than you’re answering them,” says Lisa again. “I’m getting the feeling that you’re hiding something dark and mysterious, like uh…” Lisa scratches her chin. She quickly snaps her finger. “You’re into S and M.”Nancy tilts her head, blink. “What’s S and M?”You say, “Lisa, maybe Nancy isn’t THAT deviant.”With that, you arrive at school. Of course, your first few classes this morning up until lunch are cancelled for the Quarterly Physicals today which are being held at the Gymnasium. You can arrive there in your time.> Head to the Physicals> Walk around with your Crew> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>30998717> Read a Book (German Book)In the library!
>>30998717> Head to the PhysicalsLet's get this out of the way.
>>30998717>>30998736Sure, why not.Also, how much money do we actually have? The shop and situation are different and I've slipped in following the level.
>>30998717> Walk around with your CrewYeah!
>>30998753SITUATION is correct. I think Schteel should make the SHOP the main pastebin for keeping track of money, it makes more sense to me.
>>30998717> Read a Book the German book in the library
>>30998717>Head to the PhysicalsPain first, pleasure later.Or in Nancy's case, both.
>>30998717>> Head to the PhysicalsLots of shit to take care of, might as well start with this
> Read a Book (Strange German Book)> Head to the PhysicalsYou decide to stop by the library to hang out and goof off a bit with everyone, and by goof off you MEAN READING A BOOK THAT REALLY FUCKING SUCKS HOLY SHIT.> Strange German Book: Progress: 90%Whatever though, at least you’re almost through it. It’s not as great of a tank read as say Bare-Arsed Ferdinand.Nancy says, “Shouldn’t we head to the Physicals?”You nod. “Alright, let’s go.”With that, you pack your things and head to the gym. The huge smattering of students walking around in various states of dress is mind boggling. Naval Studies Medical Students and Hall Monitors are out about working with tests and the like.Boy, feels like MEPS again. You shudder.The five of you walk up to the reception desk and are quickly handed your medical records. You sit down and file through them. Everything appears to be up to date.So, what should do you do now?> Weight-testing> Samples> Eye testing> Physical Evaluation> Miscellaneous
>>30998912>> Eye testingDo we need glasses yet?
>>30998912> SamplesGet this shit over with.
>>30998912>SamplesFucking needles, man.
>>30998985It's not even the needles for me, I take vaccines and shit just fine, but whenever I give a blood-sample I get really sick and dizzy.Last time I even fainted
>>30999028Jesus, did they pull too much out of you?
>>30999028Similar for me, but it's watching how much blood gets taken that does it. And I just can't help but watch.
> SamplesYou sigh, squatting down over a plastic cup. O’Bannon stands over you, crossing her arms. “You know, lots of gals on this ship would love to give their left fecking ovary be in my position right now.”You roll your eyes. “Shut up and watch me piss.”Once that’s done and over with, you deliver your sample to the Naval Studies Medical student. They check it through and okay your sample.DRUG FREE FOR ANOTHER YEARYou sit down and let another Naval Studies Medical student roll up your sleeve and the gently start poking your arm for a vein. “Mhm…” she says as she pulls out the oh jesus that needle is fucking huge“So you want to look away or do you want to see me draw your blood?”> LOOK AWAY?> Y/N> Other
>>30999072No, just the tiny regular sample thingy.I just can't stand it, I really don't know why.It's not event he sight of blood that gets me, I honestly don't know why.
>>30999078> YTrude stronk. She ain't afraid of no needless.> “Shut up and watch me piss.”Thanks Schteel, I needed that laugh after this shitty day.
>>30999078>Ywe can take it!
>>30999078>Look, vomit, pass out
>>30999078We've seen a deer bleed to death. We can do this.>N
>>30999078> YDon't think about the fucking HUGE needle.
>>30999078> N, we stronk, we can watch this shit.
>>30999078>N>>30999103>>30999105Then why are you looking away?
>>30999078>NOvaries of steel.
>>30999078> NLet's watch it!
>>30999103That was meant to be an N, apologies.
>>30999103>>30999105Remember, guys, the question was if you LOOK AWAY.
>>30999078N, STARE AT THE NEEDLE, ITS A TANK AND ITS FEEDING YOU DELICIOUS SHELLS OF POWER.
>>30999105wait a sec schteel, is that yes to keep looking, or yes to look away?
>>30999078> LOOK AWAY?> NIf Trudy can go through many dentist appointments with Franny, this will be nothing.
>>30999155The question is LOOK AWAY?
>>30999114Should've drank some of its blood.Then we would've become a real man
>>30999166in that case, i can my vote to >Nsorry about that. i did need a clarification on it.
>>30998717Aww yeah more PanzerGirls>Nancy tilts her head, blink. “What’s S and M?”Nice try Nancy.
> NYou stare right at the needle. “You shouldn’t glare at it. Just relax,” she says. With that, she slowly inserts the neeeeeee yoooooo fucking shit that hurts. You quietly grind your teeth together as she starts drawing blood. You watch it slowly rise into the syringe and wow you’re feeling a little sick now.“M’kay,” says the Naval Studies Medical student as she gently pulls the needle out then starts dressing your arm. “That’s about we need, go ahead and get some water. You should be fine from here.”You nod. “Alright.” You stand up, a bit dazed but nothing too worrying.Note to self though, watching your own blood get drawn out of it is the strangest experience. At least it wasn’t that one guy from last year, you shudder at that.A Naval Studies Medical Student confirms your Medical records then hands it back to you. What now?> Weight-testing> Eye testing> Physical Evaluation> Miscellaneous
>>30999283> Eye testingWe shouldn't move around too much just yet. Probably should have let this last.
>>30999283> Weight-testingIt's going to hurt.
>>30999283> Eye testing>>30999305 makes a fair point.
>>30999283>Weight-testingThis makes or breaks girls.
>>30999283> Eye testing
>>30999283>Weight-testing>>30999305We might still be dizzy.
>>30999283>> Eye testing
>>30999283> Eye testingSure!
>>30999283By the by, what kind of physical exam is this?Not the kind that required you to spread your ass-cheeks I take it?
>>30999404It's similar to the physical examinations they require you to take at MEPS to make sure you can actually handle the military before you enter in.So yeah, spreading dat ass might factor in.
>>30999404>>30999433Let's hope there are no parking meters around...
>>30999404SQUAT N COUGH, BOOT.
>>30999433Oh jeez.Well, at least Trudy won't have to "turn her head and cough", or worry about some guy fondling her balls.Jesus, not a great experience that was
>>30999486Sounds like you're a bit homophobic there mate
>>30999486I remember that fondly. The other guys and I waiting for our turn giggled so much the nurse came over and asked us what we were smoking.
> Eye testingYou sit at the end of a bed, on the other side a sizable distance away is the usual Snellen chart to measure your vision acuteness. At least that’s what the Naval Studies Medical student tells you.“Hold this over your left eye,” she says. You hold a specialized placard over your eye, then are commanded to, “Please read the letters from top to bottom as best you can.”You nod. It’s easy enough, and contrary to popular belief you can’t just memorize the Snellen chart because they use different charts for different people to make sure no one fudges the record.Finally, the Medical student updates your records. “Your vision’s fine for now, I’d probably recommend glasses in the future, you read a lot?”You nod. “Only recently.”“Reading glasses then, you don’t have to get them now, but maybe in a couple of years if you keep it up,” she says.> Weight-testing> Physical Evaluation> Miscellaneous
>>30999501Not that anon, but have you ever had a guy fondle your balls and accidentally squeeze them? It's not a pleasant sensation.>>30999543> Weight-testingTrude didn't gain that much, did she?
>>30999543> Weight-testingA valid excuse for glasses? Ehehehehehe
>>30999451Dare I ask?
>>30999543> Weight-testing>Glasses getYis.
>>30999579I just remembered the thread where one of the Irish girls told the other she would shove one up their ass.
>>30999501Well, it wasn't as bad as the knee/other joints thing.
>>30999543> Weight-testingGlasses? How...inconvenient. Yeah.
>>30999543> Weight-testingJust remember, its all muscle.
>>30999630>Glasses? How...inconvenient. YeahWould be more fitting for Kitty.Get it? Meganekko? Hahaha, us weaboos man?
>>30999543> Weight-testingreading books doesn't hurt your eyes as nearly as much as watching a whole lot of TV or computer screens can. a kitten wearing glasses could be fatal to my me! death by moe!
>>30999666They're giggling cause kitten has a glasses fetish, anon.
>>30999712augh! i meant. 'fatal to me!'
>>30999718Well duh.But who doesn't?People with shit-taste, that's who.
>>30999666normally I'd cuss you out anon, but I remember that this is 4chan and your double trips compel me to say otherwise
>>30999739>normally I'd cuss you out anonWhat for, though?
> Weight-testingYou stand around, disrobed down to your underwear along with a few ogling and eager freshmen. At least you aren’t wearing your sexy underwear today, there’d be casualties for sure.The Naval Studies Medical student has you stand on the scale.…Fuck it increasedThe Naval Studies Medical student measures your body with a tape measure, wrapping it around your breasts, then your hip, then your waist.You say, “Hey, Doc.” The Naval Studies Medical student looks at you curiously. “Uh… level with me, did my… bust change?”She smiles. “It decreased.”AH FUC-“I’m kidding. Your breasts haven’t gotten any bigger.”Well fuck you too then bitch.> Physical Evaluation> Miscellaneous
>>30999773Should have done Physical first to work off that excess fluid in us before getting our weight.> Physical Evaluation
>>30999773> Physical Evaluation...what is > Miscellaneous?
>>30999773> Physical Evaluation
>>30999773>> Physical Evaluation
>>30999754For making horrible weeb jokes, but it okay.>>30999773> Physical Evaluation>It decreasedI know that none of us here are girls, but does that actually happen IRL?
>>30999773> Physical EvaluationMystery box for the end.
>>30999831>>For making horrible weeb jokes, but it okay.You're on 4Chan, buddy.
>>30999831Fat slob turned athlete? Probably
>>30999814Where we go scope out other people in their underwear of course.Which reminds me now- does the domino bitch steal all nice underwear prior to the physical every year?
>>30999831Most of the breast is fat.So if you're fat and lose a ton of weight, your breast size will decrease
>>30999831They can go down for several reasons, change in birth control brand, weight loss, muscle gain, end of a pregnancy, etc.
>>30999886They can also increase with all kind of random reasons.
> Physical EvalutionFUCK THE DUCK WALK HOLY SHIT THIS IS HARDThankfully though, you keep in decent shape. You can’t say the same for the gangly tall girls who have to stretch out their entire leg and end up falling all over themselves, or the short kids who just fall over regardless.You’re at just the right height.“Alright, stand up!” everyone stands from their squatting positions. The Naval Studies Medical student pulls out her clipboard and says, “Right, arms out like you’re getting crucified.” Everyone raises their arms out. She checks each and every student thoroughly.She walks up to you, then stares at your breasts for a few seconds. You blink, “Something the matter?”She says, “I think I did your PE last year.”You nod. Now that you think about it, you do recognize her somewhat. “Yeah, I think so.”“Shame really, looks like your breasts haven’t grown.”AH FU-> Miscellaneous> Head to Lunch> Find your Staff> Other
>>30999961> MiscellaneousMYSTERY BOX MYSTERY BOX
>>30999961>> MiscellaneousThe Mystery Box calls to me...
>>30999961>> MiscellaneousWhat's in the box...
>>30999961> MiscellaneousWhat could it possibly be?
>>30999961> Miscellaneous no worries. she can always get implants if she want a bigger bust
>>31000007>even suggesting implantsDo you enjoy eating shit?
>>31000007Dang we didnt get post >>31000000
>>31000007>ruining perfectly good average-to-small sized breastsCalifornia, plz go
>>30999859Could've seen Lisa and Kitten wearing sexy underwear. Should've picked that.
> MiscellaneousYour Dentist, Francine “Franny” Pierce checks through your teeth as you sit on the bed in a private office. You are completely nude, your underwear sitting on a chair nearby. “Mhm… Your teeth check out so far. So, how’s Kitten doing, Gertrude?”“Aghahafaafaaa…”Franny nods, smiling. “Is that so? Are you two dating yet?”“Goghh!”“Really?” Franny sighs. “That’s a shame. I would have thought by now.”“Gagahahh.”“Alright,” says Franny. She pulls her little mirror and flashlight out of your mouth. “Right, stand, turn around and spread your cheeks?” You hop off the bed then lean forward and spread your buttcheeks for her. She kneels down, getting a closer look.“Say, Franny,” you say. “I thought you were a dentist.”“Oh wouldn’t you know it? They’re promoting me to Chief Student Medical Officer. Means I get to do a lot of this stuff,” she says. “Alright, everything’s in order. Turn around please.” You turn around then allow her to start groping your breasts, checking for signs of cancer. “Hm… everything’s soft and in order.”You nod. “Right.”Franny finishes up and walks over to your Medical Records on your desk. She picks up a stamp and punches it down with a huge APPROVED. “Alright,” she says. “Everything’s in order. Feel free to come by if you need your teeth checked up though, Gertrude.”You say, “I’ll think about it.” You pick up your medical records then get dressed out quickly. Time for lunch.> Head directly to lunch> Find your staff> Call Someone (Specify)> Other
>>31000028>>31000042>>31000097hey, i don't care what size she has. if Trudy want a bigger set to make her happy, so be it.
>>31000184We, uh.We checked that this is actually part of the test right?> Find your staffJust for today.
>>31000184>> Head directly to lunchEat something delicious.
>>31000184>> Find your staffFIND KITTEN, CONFORT KITTEN.
>>31000211CMO has now left the reservation.
>>31000184>> Find your staff
>>31000184> Find your staff
>>31000211THE FLASHLIGHT WAS A CAMERABLACKMARKET NUDES OF TRUDY PAY FOR THE NEXT 3 YEARS OF ACADEMY SHIP OPERATIONQUEST WON
> Find your staffKitten apparently has decided to join you and your staff for lunch today, considering the whole physicals nonsense. You say, “So, anything new with you, Kitten?”Kitten shakes her head. “Nope, everything’s in order so far.”Lisa says, “Strange, I would’ve assumed someone who stares at monitors for most of their life would need glasses.”Kitten shrugs at that. “I suppose I’m lucky then. But seriously, fuck needles and fuck the Duck Walk.”“Yeah,” says Nancy. “The Duck Walk really makes or breaks your PE.”You say, “You know, me and Kitten went to MEPS alongside a group of people wanting to join the military. There was this huge hulking guy wanting to join the army. Couldn’t do the Duck Walk, had to redo everything after a set date like a couple weeks later.”“Ouch,” says Lisa.You arrive at lunch where you find yourself grabbing the usual lunch. Kitten says, “You look a bit down, Trudy.”You say, “Oh, it’s nothing.” It’s the breasts. You need a way for them to grow at least a few sizes bigger damn it.You all sit down for lunch.> Converse Casually (Topic?)> Talk Tanks (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31000424>> Converse Casually (Topic?)Discuss possible topics for tomorrow's debate.
>>31000424> Converse Casually (Glasses)
>>31000424>> Call Someone (Elouise)Let's have lunch with her and progress the quest.
>>31000424> Converse Casually (Glasses)Lets see if our staff knows where we can find some reading glasses.
>>31000424>Converse Casually"So... what did you do to get yours?"Trudy doesn't know what they say about flat girls, apparently.
>>31000465Seconding this.Also, don't bring up glasses around Kitten. Make it a surprise! Just buy it, and put it on non-chalantly while crashing at her place. I want to see her reaction.
>>31000465Sounds like a good idea, supporting this
>>30999192Oh god this manga. This MOTHER. FUCKING. MANGA.It keeps teasing and teasing and teasing and getting all kinds of fetish on but HOLY SHIT JUST FUCK ALREADY. IF YOU WANT TO DRAW A KINKY HENTAI MANGA THEN DRAW A GODDAMN KINKY HENTAI MANGA AND NOT SOME KIND OF RETARDED CENSORED COCKTEASE PIECE OF SHIT.
>>30999739>Hetzers are pink,>Hetzers are blue,>If you open up Photoshop,>And fuck with the hue.
>>31000502Why?We don't need it for a couple of years. It defeats the purpose
>>31000473>>31000461We don't need reading glasses. It's going to fuck up our eyes even more.>>31000465
>>31000587....dude.It's not a kinky hentai manga, it's an adorable romantic comedy.
> Converse Casually> Call Someone (Elouise Buchalter)You say, “Nancy, why are your breasts so big?”“Eh?” Nancy looks at you, blushing. “What are you saying?”You shrug, tilting your head side to side. “I’m just wondering how you managed to get breasts of that size. D Cup right?”“DD,” says Nancy. You almost spit out your milk. Damn it.Kitten smirks, giggling. “Trudy, are you jealous of Nancy’s breasts?”“No!” you say. “Shut up, Kitten. I’m proud of my breasts!” You plant your hand on them. “These are the breasts that will make men fall to their knees! And I-“ You look over. “Oh hey, Elouise.”Elouise nods, “Mind if I sit?” You scoot down a bit, squeezing against Kitten. She sits down. “Funny of you to invite me to sit with you guys, I don’t normally sit with preps like you all.”Lisa says, “What’s preppy about us?”Elouise shrugs. “Oh. I dunno. The look, the style.”> Converse Casually (Topic?)> Talk Tanks (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31000184Schteel, these checkups... you dirty old man.I seriously worry for every part of the world where they have checkups like this.
>>31000673>> Converse Casually (Preppy)Wut?
>>31000673>> Converse Casually (Topic?)>> Talk Tanks (Topic?)
>>31000673>> Converse Casually (Topic?)Ask how her physicals are. Also is she prepared for midterms
>>31000630Wear reading glasses can lessen eye strain and slow the degradation of your eyesight from reading, so by getting reading glasses now we can slow our need for full time glasses in the future.
>>31000673>> Converse Casually (Topic?)Who does Elouise hang out with? I thought the delinquents weren't really friends, so it isn't them, right?
>>31000673> Converse Casually (Topic?)Preppy? We're cool damnit!Also chat to Elouise about how her life is going.
>>31000709But their not necessary now. Doctor said in a couple years maybe, but we don't have much reading material nowadays anyway.Also in my experience wearing eyewear when you don't need it messes your eyes up even more
>>31000656Nigger thats the problem. It's not fit to be an adoromcom. Theres a huge different between adoraboners and RAGING S&M BONERS and NtK sure as hell doesn't give me the former. But at some point it really just has to bend over and take it because raging boners are not the type that should be left to their own devices (hmm, im sure there's a dirty joke in there somewhere).
>>31000656>romantic comedyOnly women watch that shitDo I look like a woman too you?You getting fruity on me son?
>>31000869THEN START BEING AN EROTIC BOOK ALREADY YOU FUCKING FAILURE OF AN UNDERAGE SAFE PIECE OF SHIT
> Converse CasuallyYou say, “How’d your Physicals go?”Elouise says, “Apparently my eyesight is getting a bit bad so I have to get glasses. I think I’ll just stick with contacts though, I can’t handle glasses, they’re so dorky you know?”Kitten says, “Hey, glasses are cool!”“You would know, Kitten,” you say.“Don’t start, Trudy.”“Yeah, I’ll head out after school, grab a frame and contacts. Other than that, everything’s peachy.”Lisa asks, “So what’s so preppy about us?”Elouise coughs, shrugging. “Well, white girls. Mostly blonde and brunettes. Well, except for Ramirez. Usually talking about nothing important. Always have their heads in their clouds, always get good grades, prep stuff. Soc even.” She looks at you all. “The Outsiders? Never read it?”You shake your head. “Nah.”Elouise sighs. “Of course. But really, thanks for inviting me to lunch with you, Gertrude.”Nancy says, “I hope we didn’t bring you away from your friends?”“I usually sit with Charlotte and the other girls out of principle and we usually just talk shit to each other. This is really a bit of a change of pace,” she says.With that, the alarm rings. “Welp, time to get to class. See you Elouise.”You head to the Gym, however your phone buzzes with the alert that all PE members of this period are to report to Health Class. D’oh, you didn’t think it’d start today.Whatever, you sit down in class with everyone. The Professor writes SEX in huge letters on the board, eliciting a few giggles. “Now, I’ve got a story for y’all about unsafe sex.”> Listen to her story> Goof off> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31000903>> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)YogurtNeed CP
>>31000903> Listen to her story
>>31000903>> Listen to her storyWhy not.
>>31000903>> Listen to her story> Call Someone (Nancy)Whelp had to happen sometime
>>31000903>in before collage of pregnancy-related hentai quotes
>>31000918I think we should worry about CP after we finish the book. We'll have enough for the fight, don't worry.
>>31000903>Listen to her story
>>31000903> Goof off
>>31000987We have a number of days before the match. If we keep spending the mornings before school in the lib, we'll have no problem finishing it up.We're currently at 50+ CP and thats hardly enough for a few midlevel tactical moves or blitz.
>>31000987If you think 55 CP is enough to take on Chi-Ha-Tan, I think your underestimating them a bit.This seemed appropriate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qt3smwSBx8
>>31001039>>31001060I'm not suggesting reading the book will take all of our free time over the next 4 days. I want to be sure it's read and done with before the match is all.
>>31001060Trude IC still has no idea how to handle Ch-Ha-Tan's tactics right?Schteel mentioned that we can engage Lutz for private tutoring. Perhaps we can have her teach us tactics to counter tank guerilla warfare.>>31001098It will be. 5 days lefts and x2 bonus in lib and x2 again for rereading the book.
> Listen to her story“Alright, y’all. So, here’s what happens. There this party way down in Richmond, all kinds of underage drinking and sex and what not. This girl I was teaching went there with her brother. And they get into all kinds of shenanigans-“Rachel raises her hand. “Is this going to turn into incest?”“Nah,” says the Professor. “Basically, what happened here was the boy, he got very very drunk, and so did another girl that he was hitting on. One thing leads to another, they want to have sex right then and there in the kitchen. Unfortunately the boy does not have a condom however, he knows he needs one. So he goes searching all around, he asks people, nobody has a condom. So he tries to improvise.”Everyone giggles and laughs a bit. The Professor chuckles. “Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up,” she says. “Anyway, he tries things like plastic bags, ziplock bags-“ Everyone laughs even harder. “But finally he settles on something, and they get into doing it right there on the kitchen counter. The girl I was talking about hears screaming bloody murder from the kitchen. She runs in to see her brother having sex with this girl, with an aluminum foil condom.”Everyone groans, laughing in disgust. You clench your legs together, giggling.“The boy pulls out, the aluminum is stuck in there.” Everyone clenches their thighs, disgusted. “The girl had to go to the hospital, had to get her vagina fixed up and get the aluminum foil surgically removed.”Nicole says, “Was it like, did he scrunch it around his dick?”The Professor nods. “Precisely. And you should all know the moral of this story, make good decisions. You can’t make good decisions if you’re drunk.” She turns to the board. “Right, lets get on with it.”[1/2]
>>31001134We don't know the terrain.We like with William Adams and Walter Christie, we know how they fight but don't know how to deal with it.It seems the German book seems to be another level of intuition
>>31001159That was a pretty heavy handed story right there.
>>31001159[2/2]With that, you continue on with class. The rest of the day flies by quickly. Thankfully, it appears none of your midterms were today but you can be sure they are going to be tomorrow for sure. That’ll be fun.School ends there. You get a quick text from Fairless reminding you of the Council Meeting today.> Head to the Command Tower> Head Somewhere (Specify)> Find your Staff> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31001173>> Head to the Command Tower>> Read a Book (Specify)Finish the damn German book.
>>31001173> Read a Book (Specify)German Book.Walking to the Command Tower is a free action
>>31001173>> Head to the Command Tower>> Find your Staff
>>31001173> Head to the Command Tower
>>31001173>> Head to the Command Tower>> Study a Tankery Team (Yogurt)
>>31001173> Head to the Command Tower> Read a Book (German Diary)
>>31001173> Find your Staff> Head to the Command TowerResponsibilities!Hey, at least once we lose the re-call election, we won't have to deal with this stuff anymore!
We should put in some money before the meeting.
>>31001195>>31001207>>31001218>>31001230You guys.We're wasting actions like this since we don't get the library bonus. It can be better spent by studying other teams since the time spent is the same but the payoff from reading in the library is twice that of reading it outside. And the book will be finished by friday if we keep to the schedule.
>>31001173>> Head to the Command Tower>> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)Any. Doesnt matter
>>31001304We're on 90%. Library isn't going to save us an action in the grand scheme of things.
>>31001304We're getting 10Cp since we're done with the first run down of the book
>>31001304We read in the library it'll be 4 actions.90 -> 110 -> 150 -> 190 -> 200We read as we are, 2 regular and 2 library, it's 4 actions.90 -> 100 -> 140 -> 180 -> 200Finish what we start first so it doesn't slip our minds for certain.
>>31001334It goes over 100% and counts to the rereading bonus.
> Head to the Command Tower> Read a Book (Strange German Book)You shift through the pages of the book. Finally ending up at the last page. Looks like this book is done and over with. You suppose you might want to give it another read through though, it feels like you haven’t done it proper justice.> Strange German Book: Progress: 100%> + 10 CPYou yawn as walk into the Command Tower. You greet Kate at the reception desk then head upstairs to the Senior Offices.You open up to find Fairless, sitting at a desk, her blazer folded up on the chair and her amazing legs kicked up onto the desk. She looks up at you, “Oh, hey Gertrude.”You smile. “Bernadette. Nice to see you.” You do a doubletake. No cigarette. “Hm, I see you’re not smoking.”Fairless shrugs. “Trying to quit. How’d your physicals go?”You say, “Swimmingly. And no midterms today either. Docs say I might need glasses though.”Fairless nods, looking at you. “I think you’d look nice in glasses.”> Relax until everyone gets here> Talk with Fairless (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31001403>> Talk with Fairless (Topic?)Hall Monitors find anything?> Read a Book (Specify)Read German Book
>>31001403> Talk with Fairless (Glasses)
>>31001403> Read a Book (German)Next two readings will only be in the library, so this works out fine.
>>31001403> Talk with Fairless (The Domino Lady and/or glasses)
>>31001403> Talk with Fairless (Topic?)Glasses
>>31001403> Talk with Fairless ("I don't know why I want to ask, but are you wearing panties right now?")
>>31001403> Talk with Fairless (Topic?)Hall monitors, the Domino Lady, glasses, Freddy, her own workload, we have plenty of topics to chat about.
>>31001403>> Talk with Fairless (Topic?)
>>31001403>>31001426>>31001454>>31001454>>31001444Why Glasses?This is getting just as bad with the Hicky thing.>>31001403>Read German BookWe can give it to the History Club once we're done
>>31001159That actually happened didn't it
>>31001501Some people like different stuff than you do. It happens.
>>31001403>> Talk with Fairless (Topic?)why read in the presence of best girlthis is a problem with reading outside the morning periods it eats into options to interact with others
>>31001522It's not even about that, isn't learning more about the domino lady, or asking how Fairless is doing more important then trying to appeal to Kitten's Fetish. I like glasses too but Jesus, trying to bend over backwards for a fetish is....I don't know anymore.I have a headache
>>31001574>I have a headacheOh, it's you.
>>31001552Relax talking to Fairless is winning. As for the topic....yeah
>>31001574o your that guy
>>31001593>>31001610That was a different anon
>>31001596im not angry over it im just pointing it outi mean when the other characters are telling us that we do it too often outside if should try to not walk around with a book in our face all the time
>>31001574Stop stealing my line>>31001593>>31001610What's that supposed to mean
>>31001403> Talk with Fairless (Topic?)The debate.
>>31001643I find you obnoxious. You feel the need to interject in anything you don't like saying it gives you a headache. It's condescending.
> Talk with FairlessYou sit down and relax. “So, Fairless, when did you start wearing glasses?”Fairless shrugs. “Freshmen year. MEPS wouldn’t clear me until I got correctives. It just sort of stuck for me because I hate wearing contacts.”You tilt your head. “Contacts, huh?”“You ever stick something in your eye like that, because that’s how I imagine I’d lose an eye or two,” she says. “Personally, I do have a thing for girls with glasses myself, but that’s besides the point.”You nod. “Cool beans then.”Fairless asks, “You get anything about the Domino Lady?”You shrug. “She didn’t enter in my bed last night, I was sleeping over at Kitten’s anyway. Anything new?”Fairless says, “Just another string of panty-thieving. Hall Monitors made a few arrest of Model UN teams but other than that, nothing solid.”With that, the door opens, revealing your staff and the Junior Council. “Hi, Gertrude, Hi Bernadette!” says Nancy.Fredendall walks in after all of them. “Alright, ramblers, let’s get rambling.” She sits down at her desk, looking a bit more peeved than usual. “First order of business, Shore Leave. Where are we going? I say we go to Australia. All in favor?” The Juniors and Seniors raise their hands. “All opposed?”> “Wait, we need to go to Spain.”> “Nay.”> “I abstain.”> Other
>>31001745>> “Wait, we need to go to Spain.”
>>31001745> “Wait, we need to go to Spain.”
>>31001744I'm sorry, I've been having a rough time as of late and a bit of stress. If what I said has annoyed you I apologized in advance and for other anons who feel the same way. >>31001745>OtherDid we get any info on where we're going?
>>31001744ya it is pretty grating
>>31001745> “Wait, we need to go to Spain.”Let's hear her explanation this time.
>>31001745>> “Wait, we need to go to Spain.”I love how fast the big boats travel.Both spain and australia within less then a weeks sailing
>>31001825Again, I apologize if it was grating.Though I do have a question though what kind of confuses me. Why Glasses as a topic?I know it's Kitten's fetish but why talk to Fairless about it?
>>31001768>>31001781>>31001828>>31001836>>31001838We need to go to Spain?We didn't get any info of when and where our tank match is or have I missed it?
>>31001900Exactly.Our tank match is in spain.
>>31001821Oh, now I feel kind of bad. I'm sorry you're having a rough time Anon, but please be mindful of how other interpret what you type, okay? Good luck with things.>>31001868She mentioned it and it's something on our minds. Casual unsubstantial conversation about anything is just something friends do.What I think, at least.
>>31001908But our info for the match hasn't come in yet and I don't recall Trude getting information regarding where it is?
>>31001868I don't know about the others, I voted glasses in hope of some /u/ service.
>>31001932We got an email as to the country its being held in.Exact match details have yet to be released and we'll likely see it on thursday.
> “Wait, we need to go to Spain.”“Why not Spain? We should probably-“Fredendall says, “Is this part of your Tankery bullshit because if it is and I’m assuming it is, that’s a veto.”Lisa says, “Hey, Spain’s an awesome country to vacation in!” She pats Ramirez’s shoulder. “Ramirez here knows lots of Spanish stuff.”“Yeah,” says Fredendall, smiling. “Still, no. You can bring it up with my complaints department later but right now we are going to Spain.”Fairless says, “Are you sure?”Fredendall says, “Yes. I’m sure. Don’t pull that glare bullshit on me, it’s terrifying yes but I am not putting up with any shit today.” With that, Fredendall pulls out her phone. “Alright, get to work.”Henrietta drops a huge stack of papers down on you. “Get to work, Gertrude.”> Work> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31001918Thank you, and again apologies. Ah, I see. Though to be honest I am a bit bothered on some people pushing for Trude to wear glasses.It's not like she doesn't need them soon right, IIRC, the doctor said in a couple of years, Right?Not that I don't like glasses but kind of going out of your way just to appeal to Kitten's fetish, is a bit weird.
>>31001962> Call Someone (Tennyson)Transport to Spain for Tank match?
>>31001962>“Yeah,” says Fredendall, smiling. “Still, no. You can bring it up with my complaints department later but right now we are going to Spain.”>Spain
>>31001962"Fuck you Fredendall, we are going to Spain."
>>31001962>> Call Someone (Specify)Call the principalWe need to arrange transport to the match.Schteel, how many days travel is that?
>>31001983I want to appeal to Fairless' fetish.
>>31001962>Work"Really, Australia? The country of unlimited death?"
>>31001983well the glasses would help off set her eye damage
>>31001962>Work>Lisa, Put 10,000 in the budger.We need to have enough to start working and I don't think the bitch will have time to take it on our account while working
>>31001962>Call Someone (Specify)Call Kay, she will get us transport for sure
>>31001944>>31002017This is the type of reaction that kind of bothers me.>>31002026The doctor said that she will need reading glasses in a couple of years.In my experience (also the reason I ended up needing glasses) was that I often used my parents to play pretend, and ended up as a factor to my eyesight.
>>31002035Shes not working, shes playing on her phone.We're better off putting it in tomorrow at the last minute so she cant drain us.
>>31002087But the budget think is happening now. We need the money to supply the school's activities
>>31002017No, let's appeal to Fredendall.
>>31002105Only if we ignore her at the same time.
>>31002104Hm, point.But if its coming up now, we can supply iit from our own account now.The money in the school budget is more for the debate tomorrow.
>>31002121We should be fine, also if we beat Chi-Ha-Tan, maybe we can attract more voters.
>>31002083You're giving me a headache.
>>31002165Much of the school doesnt seem to pay attention to the tankery program though.Right now we have the support of the freshmen and the naval studies while likely opposing us will be juniors, sophs and seniors.We need to canvas for as much support as we can next week and in the debate, which may swing the soph vote if we can put in a good performance.Spending the next week catching the domino lady should also help in the elections,
>>31002083using the wrong glasses will fuck up your eyes
>>31002223Freshman and Naval Studies were kind of swung in to our side due to Tankery/Gym/Storage House G and helping them clean.You also missed out on the Hall Monitors as well being on the opposing side. I think if we show a good fight for Chi-Ha-Tan we may be able to swing at least the Sophmores or Juniors to our side.Domino Lady will be a big help. If it's not someone we know at least.
> WorkYou start shuffling through the papers. Mostly club approvals and the like. You continue with this for sometime, leaving the club budgets for last.“Say, Fairless,” says Fredendall as she idly plays around on her phone. “I was thinking, for prom, maybe we could hire out a band or something like uh…” she snaps her fingers, thinking. “What’s a good band?”Fairless shrugs. “Don’t know why you’re asking me, I’m bad with music.”Fredendall says, “Well, hey. I’d like to get your opinion.”Fairless says, “How about the London Symphony Orchestra?”“Ha ha. Funny.”You roll your eyes at that. Time to get to work though.> CLUB BUDGETS>> Naval Studies Medical requests money to buy a Dodge WC9 to train Ambulance Drivers: 1,500 Dollars>> Naginatajutsu Club requests money to buy new staves: 500 Dollars>> Blacksmithing Club requests money to buy a new Anvil: 2,000 Dollars>> Cooking Club requests money to rent a building: 1,000 Dollars>> Naval Studies Rescues requests funds from all classes to renovate firefighting PBY Catalina: 1,000 Dollars> CONFIRM?> Y/N> Other
>>31002293What if we're the Domino Lady?
>>31002279again, I was a kid at the time (not a very bright one I suppose).However, Trude doesn't need a prescription yet as far as from what I understood what the eye doctor said.
>>31002303> YThey sound reasonable.>>31002307No, we will BECOME the Domino Lady once we catch her.
>>31002303Confirm all. Work the books, show an deposit of the money required into the school funds and the money paid out exactly.Also we should offer the services of the freshmen to fairless privately.Frendenhall wull accept it much easier if it comes from her ans not us.
>>31002303>Y>Other>Add another 10,000 to the budget>Also recommend the Freshmen for Prom band
>>31002303>Dodge WC9 to train Ambulance Drivers: 1,500 Dollars>new Anvil: 2,000 DollarsHow is a new anvil more expensive than an ambulance?> Add more to the budget if it looks like it's coming up short.>> Y
>>31002307In all seriousness I hope not. Also I hope it isn't someone we know because we either have to come to a decision to hand him/her in for glory, or lose trust points>PromI hope this doesn't end like Homecoming.
>>31002303Approve all. From our own funds, keep the school funds at the same level.Also, we shouldn't recommend the freshmen ourselves.Have Nancy or Lisa offer to fairless the video of the freshmen. Frendenhall will reject it outright if the suggestion comes from us and if we act like we're upset shes taking the freshmen band, she'll snap them up.
>>31002360It's probably a high quality durable Anvil.Or maybe more then one and it is a typing error
>>31002345>>31002354If we support it directly, bitchtits will reject it on principle.
>>31002391this is reasonable the nancy or lisa suggestion that is
>>31002414Pass a note to Fairless to propose the idea of supporting student bands?
> Y> - 6,000 DOLLARS FROM CLASS TREASURY (REMAINDER IS TAKEN FROM BUDGET)> 10,000 DOLLARS DEPOSITED INTO CLASS TREASURYYou lean over to Nancy, whispering something in her ear. Nancy nods, then whispers it to Lisa. Lisa also nods. She leans over to whisper it to Ramirez, who says, “What?”Nancy walks over to Fairless and asks, “You know, one of our Freshmen bands happens to be looking for gigs to work on. Maybe they can play at prom?”Fredendall asks, “What kind of music do they play?”Lisa says, “Bluegrass.”“Yuck,” says Fredendall. “I hate country.”Fairless glares at Fredendall. “Do you really have such a shit taste that you can’t tell the difference between country and bluegrass?”“I just-“Fairless cuts her off. “Let them play a song or two. You happen to have them singing anything?”Nancy smiles. “Yeah!” She pulls out her phone. “We uploaded it to Youtube actually, it’s already got about 1,000 views.”Fairless gestures to Nancy. “Yeah? That good enough for you. We should totally have a bluegrass band.”Fredendall sighs. “Hillbilly redneck shit isn’t my jam, but I suppose if we can’t find naything else, why not. It’ll bolster ‘school spirit’ as it were.”> Work> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31002447This is probably good - We wouldn't want the only band to be the freshmen, having different types of music is solid.Suggest putting out a call to student bands.
>>31002566>hating bluegrassLet's accidentally push Fredendall off the ship>Work
>>31002566>> Work>Other Also mention the Kitten Morale Boosting post
>>31002566>Work>Imagine strangling Fredendall until she suffocates
>>31002628I don't think Trudy has an asphyxiation fetish
>>31002625This. I forgot because I figured it would be gotten to before we started paperwork.
>>31002566> Work> Talk with Someone (Lisa)Procuring transport for the Tankery match in Spain. It would probably involve the people below.> Call Someone (Englehorn)> Call Someone (Whoever is in charge of the USS Macon or USS Akron)
>>31002625Or SPCA center.Make it clear we've got a volunteer.and, y'knowLike 30 kittens
>>31002693Alternatively, we can appeal to move the match somewhere else. Even if it's SE Asia, at least it wouldn't be as expensive to get there.I suspect we might have to pay for transportation ourselves this time.
>>31002782Not unless we can find a way to convince the bitch, or actually try to get through complaint department/make it ourselves
> WorkYou say, “Also, a student proposed starting up a little morale boosting post where students get to play with kittens. It’ll be sponsored by the SPCA.”Fredendall smiles. “Aw, I love kittens!”Betty says, “Yeah, that sounds like an excellent idea. We might even be able to make money from it too!”“Now you’re cooking with oil, Betty,” says Fredendall. “Hm…” She scratches her chin. “You did suggest it, but on the other hand… Kittens.”Fairless says, “You would really pass up kittens?”“Good point.” Fredendall stands up. “I will approve this Kitten-based Morale Boosting Post!” With that, she packs her things and heads for the door. “Anyway, meeting adjourned.”Fairless says, “But we’re not done with all work yet.”Fredendall shrugs. “Eh, your problem not mine.” She exits. Your stomach growls a bit. Looks like no one brought dinner.> Work> Head somewhere else (Specify)> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31002822>Work>Phone Kitten, ask her to bring us some food
>>31002385Sophomores aren't invited to prom, so, no.Not like homecoming.
>>31002822>WorkNo abandoning Fairless.
>>31002822>> WorkHave Nancy or Lisa order some takeout.> Talk with Someone (Fairless)Ask for anyway we can convince her to take us to Spain
>>31002822>> Call Someone (Local Chinese Takeout or Pizza)Call for dinner. Our treat, lets play nice with the rest of the council. See which they prefer.then work.
>>31002822Order a pizza. Be sure to ask everyone present what they'd like, I'm sure the other SCs are hungry too. let whatsername know plan MAXIMUMKITTENS is go
>>31002822> Work> Call Someone (Greek Food)Order dinner guys, have everyone pitch in.
>>31002822> Looks like no one brought dinner.Does this place have a kitchen?>> Work>> Other (Cook dinner)Hey, it's technically work too.
>>31002822> Work> Order food for everyone
Pizza plebs.>>31002869Supporting Greek!
>>31002905We have a Greek take out?
>>31002914We don't? I thought it was common.
>>31002822> Call Someone (Kitten)We need food!> Talk with Someone (Fairless)Does she have any tips for tomorrow's debate?> Work
>>31002929Chinese, Italian, and Spanish is common in my neck of the woods. Never seen a take out Greek place, except maybe a gyro shop.Gyro's are greek right?
>>31002983Whats a gyro
>>31002960Can't we just order take out?it will be easier, wouldn't it?
>>31002929I've got chinese, indian, italian and mongolian around my area, but no greek.
>>31002990Some sort of beet dish served on flat bread.
>>31002964>>31003018Well in Ottawa it is. Toronto too IIRC. Maybe I should travel about more often...
> Work> Order some takeout“How about it guys, Pizza or Chinese?”The Seniors say, “Pizza” but the Juniors say, “Chinese.” They look at each then, then draw their Rock, Paper, Scissors. They quickly go best of three before the Seniors win with a straight scissor streak. “Ha!” yells Henrietta. “Didn’t lose my way for a second.”“Your mind,” says Andrea. The two giggle a bit at that.Claire sighs. “Such weebs.”With that, you order up some pizza. Not brand stuff, but from the nearby Mom and Pop Pizzeria. It arrives in good time delivered by a freshman student. In lieu of a tip, she simply requests a picture of you. You chuckle, then take a selfie with her. She squeals with glee as she runs off.Freshmen.Regardless, you’ve got your pizza, time to get to back to work. All that’s left now is club activity logs to review, Sports teams organization, battle of the classes in the Spring, winter Pep Rally in December. Apparently Fredendall is considering a Winter Ball but that might not go through.> Work> Head somewhere else (Specify)> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31003040*Insert Dire Bear Joke here*
>>31003048>> WorkOh gosh. They watch klk.
>>31003048>> Work> Talk with Someone (Specify)How can we convince her to go to Spain?Australia is half a world away (right?), so getting back might be a problem
>>31003048> WorkWhy are Freshmen so adorable.
>>31003097At this point, not likely.
>>31003097We've got that connection with Grumman now, right? Maybe they can pull some strings and get us one of those super planes to cart our asses to Spain and back.
>>31003048> Work>>31003062What...? I feel so out of touch with the world now.>>31003097>>31003113Let's try appealing to ITL to request a new play area if nothing comes up to take us to Spain soon.
>>31003113Can't we out vote her or something?>>31003142*Insert South Park Stick of Truth Joke here*
>>31003142Considering the amount of paperwork, renting the location, insurance appraisals, ticket sales, logistics...Also not likely. Not unless we can also convince the other team to file a request.
>>31003180Pretty sure we have the option to do that a week or two in advance. Excuse me while I go archive diving.
>>31003097>How can we convince her to go to Spain?We're talking about Fredendall here, right?If she can resist the glare from Fairless, our chances are pretty slim.Light the fires of her passion with a Flamenco demonstration.>>31003215>2-03 Match LocaleI think the window for appealing for a new location has passed.
> WorkYou continue working, eating and munching on some nice pepperoni pizza as you do so. The rest of the Councils appear to be in high spirits for once. You figure it’s because Fredendall isn’t here. That bitch.Fairless says, “Hey, Gertrude. Tomorrow’s the debate. Don’t forget.”You nod. “Yeah. Got any tips for me?”“Just appeal to what they want to hear and they’ll love it. Freshmen already love you that’s for sure along with a sizable majority of Naval Studies.”Henrietta says, “Still, debate’s going to be one of those things for all the classes. You should make a good impression. Win the crowd.”You nod. “Of course.”You receive a call then.> Kitten> Answer> Don’t Answer
>>31003331>AnswerWhy would you assume we wouldn't answer?
>>31003287That sucks. Thanks for pointing it out for me, though.>>31003331> Answer
>>31003331> AnswerWhat could she want?
>>31003331> AnswerAs an aside, will anyone actually attend the debate with exams being pretty close as it is?
> Answer“Hey, Kitten, what’s up?”“Not much, just calling to see how you were. Still council business-ing it up?”“You know it. It’s not that hard, I should be done soon so don’t come up for me, alright?”“Alright, no worries. Charlotte’s actually coming over, I’m going to be showing her the 40k Games, Space Marine, Dawn of War, Dawn of War II, not Soulstorm though, she’ll hate that regardless of voice acting.”“Glad you and Charlotte are getting along Kitten.”“Yeah, she seemed so scary but she’s actually quite the nerd. Anyway, see you later. Love you.”“Love you too.” You hang up at that.Fairless checks the time. “Alright, it’s about 8 in the night. I don’t want to keep you all here. So go ahead and head home.”Henrietta says, “You sure?”“Yeah, yeah,” says Fairless.> Stay with Fairless> Head Home> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31003543> Stay with FairlessKitten doesn't need us to keep her company.
>>31003543>> Stay with FairlessWe need to talk about Spain with her anyway
>>31003543>> Stay with FairlessDon't leave until the job is done!
>>31003543> Stay with FairlessIf she's gonna stay and work, we're gonna stay and work.
>>31003543> Stay with FairlessShe deserves a better president.
>>31003543> Stay with FairlessKitten's making a friend, so let's not be clingy right this minute.
> Stay with FairlessYou say, “Balls to it, Bernadette. I’ll stay with you.”Fairless says, “I insist, go home.”“I insist harder. My insisting is intensifying, I’m staying.” You take off your blazer and roll up your sleeves. “Anyone else?”Nancy says, “I’ll stay too.”“Anyone else?” says Fairless. Everyone else shrugs and heads out. Lisa says, “Good night.”With that, it’s just you, Nancy, and Fairless. Time to work then. You get to work on the filing cabinets, shuffling through papers and other somesuch that need filing away.“Bernadette,” you say. “Why is it that we always end uyp staying so late into the night working on this stuff?”Fairless shrugs. “There’s just a lot to do. It tends to pile up. If Fredendall scheduled meetings rather than every Monday when she felt like it, then maybe we wouldn’t have to do this.”> Work> Talk with Nancy (Topic?)> Talk with Fairless (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31003797> WorkGet to it.
>>31003797> Talk with Fairless (Pet)She mentioned wanting one, right? Ask her about it.
>>31003797>> Work> Talk with Fairless (Topic?)Talk about Spain
>>31003797>> Work> Talk with Fairless (Convincing Fredendall to form a more rigid meeting schedule)By the way, for those who hadn't seen it in the lesbian-infused madness of last thread, the RusselsxGertrude writefag posted another chapter. While it doesn't involve hte name couple explicitly, there's a lot of Kitten and a lot of dialogue.http://pastebin.com/dSY9q91y
>>31003878Oh I just read it yesterday but was distracted by various things.Good job anon.If only I have time to write my snippets.
> Talk with Fairless> WorkAs you continue on working, you decide to strike up conversation with Fairless. “Say, Bernadette. You think there’s some way to get Fredendall to change her mind?”Fairless shrugs. “When she’s committed, she’s committed. However, I suppose there might be a way,” she says.“Oh?” you ask.Fairless says, “Naval Studies usually resupplies the ship via the fleet of cargo ships and the like. I suppose maybe I can convince them to strike to force a landing in Portugal or something. You’ll probably need to rent a hotel with wherever you’re going of course.”You tilt your head. “You can do that?”“Naval Studies doesn’t particularly like Fredendall all that much for a variety of reasons, one of them being that she tends to favor General Studies over Naval Studies,” she says. “It can probably be done.”You nod. “Oh.”Fairless says, “You want that done though?”> YOU WANT THAT DONE?> Y/N> Other
>>31004022>YHow much are hotel fees. We're only there for a little while
>>31004022>YHey guys maybe during Shoare Leave we get to Fight Koala Forest Academy or Some variant of Australian Tankery Team
>>31004022>NJust post pictures of Australia bug wildlife around Fred's dorm.
>>31004022>> YThis sounds like a viable option--provided we have time for it--or, well, make the accommodations. If we miss our match date, I"m not sure the League will allow us to reschedule the match.
Guys if we come back quickly and managed to get to Australia for Shore leave Ask Nancy to find any available to practice with.Also what happen to visiting Black Forest Peak
>>31004163the Protag of the meh GuP quest
>>31004091>This sounds like a viable option--provided we have time for it--or, well, make the accommodations. If we miss our match date, I"m not sure the League will allow us to reschedule the match.There are liable to be consequences to forcing what amounts to a political crisis, though. Are we sure we can't find some other way to go about this?
>>31004163There's another GuP Quest. It runs late night, that's where all the write fagging happens
>>31004163The protag of the first GuP quest on /tg/--the original one that started the GuP Quest explosion from which LGA was borne and from which only the original quest and LGA have managed to endure.
> Y“Sure, Fairless. That’d be great.”Fairless nods. “Cool.”With that, you continue working. Nancy continues working on and on until her poor body gives out and she ends up falling asleep in a chair. Fairless covers her with her blazer. You meanwhile are getting quite tired yourself, but you can feel that it’s almost done.“Poor girl worked herself to sleep,” says Fairless as she glances over to Nancy. Nancy sleeps sound, covered in Fairless’ blazer.You nod. “She works hard, that’s for sure. She’s a bit like you.”“Ah, there’s not a lot of people like me,” says Fairless. “People don’t make kids burst into tears in fright.”“That’s true.”> Work> Talk with Fairless (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31004193Keep that shit out of here, seriously.
>>31004218>> Talk with Fairless (Expression Therapy)Die Frownyface!
>>31004220Eh, it's just writefagging anon. I don't read it but who cares.
>>31004238I care, because that quest is a blight on the face of Tee-Gee
>>31004218> Work> Talk with Fairless (Topic?)You should make more friends. It'll improve your attitude and outlook, maybe subtly make you less frightening. Nancy will be your friend.
>>31004218> Talk with Fairless (Pet)PET!
>>31004218> Work>Ask Fairless if she wants to see Tankery Practice Not Join but just watch.Seeing as she enjoyed watching the Plane demonstration, maybe seeing tanks hit a cardboard cutout might help
>>31004220why are you bitching at me I hate it as well
>>31004218> Work> Talk with Fairless (Topic?)More anti-scariness coaching.If more people got a chance to get to know her, it would probably help with the students at the very least.
>>31004218> Work> Talk with Fairless (Topic?)How to be less terrifying.
>>31004278Wasn't really directed at you.The premise of the quest is just flat-out retarded, and the actual writing is horrible.
>>31003287I thought that was the specific match location, not just the country. E.g. It would have been reasonable to raise objections to the locale of Saunders match because of unsafe bridge.>>31004218Say Schteel, where's the ship right now? We were in France and if we're heading to Australia does that mean we're sitting in the Mediterranean or we still yet to pass though the Straits of Gibraltar?
>>31004278>>31004306This is a place for comfyness and kickass garupans, not bitching.Plus you don't want to set the BJDF off again.
>>31004278>>31004252It's a good thing the players hate this Quest as much as you hate theirs.It kind of balances out.
>>31004362Fuck off tripfag
>>31004306>>31004278It's just snippets, it's not canon. relax
>Kitten not showing Soulstorm to CharlotteShe's missing out. Specially with Firestorm over Kaurava.>>31004252You weren't here for the swarm of Strike Witches quests, I presume? That was worse.
All of hate for original GuPQ. And they returned that feeling too.Its great to be a man with true love for GuP. I can enjoy both quest equally..
>>31004362Hey, The Way is here, We managed to get the M8 Scott and will convert it into a M8A1 GMC tommorow.Also do you have any information of the T-44 tank, and is the T-54 legal?
>>31004368That one tripfag is actually useful, man. He provides info about vehicles.
>>31004379Vance Stubbs lost 1000 baneblades. That's as many as one hundred tens, and that's heresy.
>>31004379Well,at least Blackjack seems to actually like his sauce material, and isn't just deliberately fucking it up at least, now that you mention it.
>>31004419Don't encourage tripfagging, jesus christ
>>31004368Leave The Way alone, he gave us info on the M8A1 and the Jackson conversions.he showed us the way towards innovations for our tanks.
>>31004362>>31004399What threads have they bitched about us? If you don't mind my asking. I'm kind of curious to read them in the archives.>>31004368>>31004437Piss off, guy. Trips aren't always used well, but this tripfag has been helpful to the quest. His trip helps us identify someone who knows their shit and not someone annoying like Fluff.
>>31004437What have you got against tripfags? I have you know most of the ones I know are QMs and that is awesome!
>>31004362Is it just out of spite, or there are actual reasons?
>>31004437Tripfagging is fine so long as it isn't done for attention whoring. The Way has been most helpful and not a jackass.
>>31004318Wherever the plot demands at current but I set it right now as somewhere east off the coast of Portugal.> Work> Talk with FairlessYou arch your back, stretching a bit as you continue working through the last bits of papers and club logs. You kind of wish clubs did this shit themselves, but what can you do? Sometimes things are stupid like that.“Say, Bernadette.” Fairless looks over at you from her desk. “You ever try smiling?”Fairless says, “I don’t have a reason to smile right now.”You nod. “Sure you do. You’re with friends, that’s a reason to smile.”Fairless shrugs. “I suppose.” She says, “But you know, it’s really difficult to smile well… eh… naturally. So to speak.”You say, “Fairless, you have a cute smile. It’s all about not forcing it.” You grin at her. “See? Wide smile!”Fairless blinks. “Yeah, I’m not doing that.”“Well then, enjoy being Friendless Fairless,” you say as you place a stack of papers down.Fairless says, “Tell me a joke. Then maybe I’ll smile.”> You got a joke?> Write in> Default
>>31004477>>31004465>>31004457>>31004456>All this circle jerkingJust go back to normal forums if you want recognition
>>31004484>DefaultI got nothing
>>31004399No doubt.The premise is what I like, having tanks from WWII duking it out in a competition environment>>31004409I'll look now. I've been focusing on German tanks recently>>31004456>>31004419Nah, it's all good. People can think what they want, just don't take it to heart>>31004473Because a lot of people in this quest bag on the Quest they like.
>>31004434He's still fucking it up too much to be mere accidental fuckups.
>>31004437tripfagging with useful content is always welcomed. >>31004457Kinda forget. You know, BJ writing pace, all kind of talk while waiting for him...>>31004473Usually someone started it out of the blue, and other kinda piling in. >>31004484> Write in That police and penguin joke?
>>31004457>>31004473There's no actual hate, just crossthread shitposters. Some troll went to their thrreads and sounded off about how the people in this thread talked shit, they went off about that, and presumably the same troll came back and tried to stir the pot with his new ammo. The only actual poking of either quest came from this side dumping the pershing and calling it a bad tank, which was taken as a personal attack.
>>31004484Honestly, I can only see Trudy responding with a hurricane of awful puns so intense that Fairless ends up laughing from pure persistence and the undoubtedly goofy grin on Trude's face.
>>31004512Nah, its just bad fanfiction tier problems with a side of slow quest issues, rather than planefags outright "I hate this thing and am going to ruin it as hard as possible, and fuck you if you like it" horseshit.
>>31004526Pershing wasn't that great of a tank though. it was more like the springboard for the Patton tank.If it was released early and ironed out the kinks before the war ended like the Panther, it might have been a very great tank.Not saying it is a bad tank though, just it's full potential came after the war.
>>31004565IDK about original SWQ; but i kinda read any SWQ i read as trying to be 'gritty' and 'real'. SW'89 kinda pull it nicely i think.
>>31004484Somebody I knew cleaned up septic tanks for a living. He said the job was the shit.
>>31004484> You got a joke?Nope.Care to share funny stories about faculty staff screw-ups though?Like Kitten's story in radio comm class about the professor and one Naval Studies student going, "Shit's on fire, yo."I'm sure Fairless has seen her share of these.
>>31004526That is also a fair point, people do seem to get quite rankled by different opinions about tanks.
>>31004484So a seal walks into a club...
>>31004484One day, a nut was walking down the street. He was assaulted...peanut!
>>31004649Of course and remember if anyone disagrees with your opinion on a tank yell WOT as hard as you can to win.
>>31004606It about magical plane girls fighting aliens. Making it 'gritty' and 'real' is just missing the point so hard you shoot yourself in the foot. SW'89 was okay about it earlier on but deteriorated hard, Crimson got it right, and that oneshot recently was good too, everything else just irritates me.
>>31004511The Way, Quick Question, is there any english sources of the SA 37 anti-tank gun.We may use Girl Scouts to cover the price tag for the conversion for the Calvary S40
>>31004565There's bad fanfiction. There's horrible fanfiction. There's "I'd rather claw my fucking eyes off" fanfiction. And finally there's self-insertion OC fanfiction. GuPQ is this.
>>31004484How do you make a gay fuck a woman?Shit in her cunt.
>>31004557>>31004568“Hey, did you hear about the new broom sweeping the nation?”Fairless tilts her head, narrowing her eyes at you.“So, I was reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.”Fairless says, “What are you doing?”“Oh, you can TANK me later, Fairless.”Fairless simply stares at you.“I relish the fact that you mustard the strength to ketchup to it, Fairless.”“Gertrude, please stop.”“A guy once said I was average, but he was just being mean.”“Wow, math jokes.”“What did confederate soldiers eat off of? Civil ware.”Fairless crosses her arms, leaning back in her chair and simply accepting it.“I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.”Fairless suddenly breaks into a giggle. “Hehe! Okay, you got me there.” She stands up, shuffling a few more papers into a filing cabinet. “Anyway, I think we’re just about done here.” She suddenly breaks into another fit of giggles again. “Oh god… that was terrible.”You grin as you start packing things up to head out. You lift Nancy up, careful not to wake her, then piggyback her on your way back home.> Head Home> Talk with Fairless (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31004867> Talk with Fairless (Topic?)PET!Also tell her she's cute when she giggles.
>>31004867Fuck, I forgot the pic.
>>31004867> Head Home> Talk with Fairless (Topic?)Invite Fairless to see Tank Practice
>>31004888Nice choice of picture.> Head Home
>>31004867>Talk with Fairless (Topic?)You do sound like someone that hasn't laughed in a long time.
>>31004867> Talk with Fairless (Topic?)>>31004885This.>>31004888I'm not sure if its just nationalism, but Rabu Rabu has fully cemented my love of the Glorianna Girls.
>>31004867> Talk with FairlessInvite her to watch Tank Practice
>>31004867>“What did confederate soldiers eat off of? Civil ware.”I smiled at this joke
>>31004924>Rabu Rabuwhich artist?Can't seem to find a relevant one on sadpanda.
Fuck, I totally missed the joke section.How about. "A nurse walks into an exam room and reaches for her pen. She pulls out a thermometer and cries "Not again, some asshole's got my pen."How about "What's the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer?The taste."
>>31005081Well these aren't lewd you know. (Most of the official ones anyway). Try Batoto or something.
>>31005114Well yea, was searching the non-h but found nothing.>>31005119Thanks~
> Talk with FairlessYou say, “You know, Fairless. You’ve got a cute laugh. Kind of sorry-sounding though.”Fairless shrugs. “I don’t laugh a lot. Not a lot of opportunities too.”“Well, regardless,” you say. “You’re cute when you laugh. Find a nice comedy to make you do it and laugh in public. That’ll make you more approachable.”You shrug. “Eh, I’ll try.”“Speaking of which, Fairless. You want to come by practice tomorrow? Just to watch maybe?”Fairless grunts. “Eh, I’ll see if I have the time. I’d love to, Gertrude.”“Well, I’d love to see you there, Fairless.”With that, you arrive back at the Sophomore dorms. Nancy manages to stir herself awake long enough for you to set her down and walk her back to her room. “Sorry I couldn’t be more help,” she says groggily.Fairless shakes her head. “It’s alright. You sleep tight, Nancy.”You nod. “I’ll see you in the morning.”With that, Nancy smiles then enters her dorm, shutting the door behind her. You’re about to leave when Fairless stops you. “Hold on.” You look back.Fairless says, “You know, uh… Gertrude I uh…” She scratches the back of her head, blushing a little. “Jeez. This is a lot harder to say than I thought it’d be. Uh, Gertrude. I really do have to thank you for the kindness you and Nancy have shown me.”You wave it off. “It’s nothing. Really.”Fairless sighs. “It is something, really. I mean, beyond my family, you two are probably the only people to show me any kind of decency in a while. I really appreciate that.”> “Thanks, Fairless.”> “We’re friends then, that’s what friends do.”> “I’ll see you later, Fairless.”> Write in> Other
>>31005161>> “We’re friends then, that’s what friends do.”>> “I’ll see you later, Fairless.”
>>31005161I know /tg/ overuses hugs, but I think now would be an appropriate time to bust one out.
>>31005161>> “We’re friends then, that’s what friends do.”>> “I’ll see you later, Fairless.”Thanking her for what comes naturally seems a little weird. This is good
>>31005161> “We’re friends then, that’s what friends do.”+> OtherHug Fairless.
>>31005161>“We’re friends then, that’s what friends do.”>Hug herCaptcha: and lesbla
>>31005161> “We’re friends then, that’s what friends do.”Sure, let's hug.I'm looking forward to seeing how Kitten and Luciano got along!
>>31005161> “We’re friends, that’s what friends do.”This does seem like the right time for a hug, and a reassurance that we're there whenever she needs us.
>>31005161>> “We’re friends then, that’s what friends do.”>> “I’ll see you later, Fairless.”Hug fairless.She probably hasn't had a good one in a while.
>>31004409T-44 Production was supposedly started in 1944Marshal V. D. Sokolvosky (Ed.), Military Strategy, Pall Mall, London 1963If you consult one of Zaloga's books apparently no large scale production had started in WWII due to teething problems in the designZaloga, S. (1997). Soviet tanks in combat, 1941-1945: The T-28, T-34, T-34-85 and T-44 medium tanks. New Territories, Hong Kong: Concord.So it's legal, it may not work that well though. I'll looks some more though
> “We’re friends then, that’s what friends do.”> OtherYou swiftly hug Fairless, surprising her. “We’re friends you and I, Bernadette. That’s what friends do.”Fairless stands there, her arms trying to figure out what to do. She then slowly wraps them around you in a hug. “T-Thanks, Gertrude. Again, I appreciate it.”You nod, then pull away. “Just try to smile more, okay, Bernadette?”Fairless nods violently. “I’ll try. Good night, Gertrude.” She turns around them walks away, waving over her shoulder to you. You wave back at her.“Good night, Bernadette.”With that, you sigh. Now where do you want to crash?> Crash at your place> Crash at Kitten’s> Crash at Lisa’s> Crash at Nancy’s> Crash at Ramirez> Other
>>31005312That's what I got from Military Factory as well. The main concern is the T-54, some advocated about it having Prototypes reading just before WW2 ended. But i'm concerned about these machines though since we're teetering on the edge of what is legal or not
So, anyone else think Fairless has/is going to soon develop a crush on Trudy?
>>31005387> Crash at Kitten’sWe gotta know how well her playdate went.
>>31005387>> Crash at Lisa’sWe're going to catch her trying out her sexy underwear.
>>31005387>Check on Kitten and Luciano.
>>31005387>> Crash at Kitten’s>>31005423Too late.Hmm, at this rate we might be cuntblocking Nancy.
>>31005387>> Crash at Lisa’sWe set up bait for the Domino Lady, Now we wait her out.
>>31005405So long as the Prototype was started before VJ Day, it's legal.Even if you just have an empty hull, that counts as legal
>>31005387> Crash at your placeAs great as crashing with Kitten or our crew is, we should probably try to spend more nights in our own bed than in someone else's.
>>31005447Is Nancy even gay though? I mean we know Fairless is Bi, but besides Nancy being overly Nice, I don't see anything that would suggest her of her being gay.>>31005387> Crash at Lisa’s
>>31005387>Crash at Luciano's place.
>>31005498It's a possibility, considering how estranged she is with her parents.
>>31005455I see what bothers me though is that can we find a T-54 and convert it into Prototype standards or just fine the original prototypes?We had this discussion about getting these russain tanks, and while the T-44 seems feasible the latter is a bit vague.Also what aspects of the T-44 grew due to teethering problems, will they effect it's performance in tankery matches
>>31005387Oh god, anything but nancy's . a bush outside her window, fine. But not in that room. No more.
>>31005498She's been caught staring at Fairless's legs a few times. It's enough to imply she's at least attracted to her.
>>31005387> Crash at Kitten’sI want to hear about Luciano!
>>31005526That could be for other things as well.Strict religious parents can be brutal.But as you say it is a possibility but not enough evidence. If anything she might be Bi since at Homecoming she like her date though
>>31005387>Check up on Kitten and Luciano>Then crash at Lisa's
>>31005545When was this? I recall Trude and Kitten doing so but not Nancy.
>>31005447>>31005498>>31005526>>31005545>>31005572>>31005598Should we try just asking her and seeing her reaction?
>>31005535I meant anything but Lisa's. The descriptions of that room haunt me. Let's set our tent up in some cover outside or something.
> Crash at Lisa’sYou open Kitten’s door to see Kitten and Charlotte playing against each other on their laptops. Kitten says, “Hey, Trudy. You crashing here tonight?”You shake your head. “Nah, I’m going to crash at Lisa’s for the night.”“Ew,” says Kitten. “If you catch bedbugs, you can kiss sleeping at my place goodbye.”You pout. “Would you really force that on me?” You look over at Luciano, smiling. “Enjoying yourself, Charlotte?”Charlotte nods. “Yep! You take care of yourself, alright?”You nod, then say goodnight to both of them and shut the door. You head over to Lisa’s dorm and open it up.…Lisa looks at you, trying on her new pair of sexy underwear, intense blush on her face.your sides please come back i love you“W-What are you-“You shrug. “I just wanted to crash for the night.”“Well, knock first!” yells Lisa. “God’s sake.”> Head to sleep> Talk to Lisa (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31005652> OtherAttach bells, pots and pans, various paraphernalia to her underwear by a long fishing string to catch that thief!
>>31005652> Read a Book (Strange German Book)> Talk to Lisa (Topic?)Enjoy them?
>>31005652>> Talk to Lisa (Topic?)Set Up traps for the Domino Lady"Lisa your one of the few girls with sexy underwear left, we must protect this sacred resource"
>>31005632We did, she said she's not. Lisa teased her.>>31005652>>31005686>>31005697This, we have the bait, let's rig this shit
>>31005652>Talk to Lisa (Topic?)You really look nice in them.
>>31005652>> Talk to Lisa (Topic?)>> Set some sort of alarm/trap>> Find something to use as a weapon
>>31005686>>31005760I think it would be better to grease the windowsill. A lot less obvious and we could probably wake up to the sound of her falling on her ass.
>>31005807Or she breaks her neck. I don't think we're on the first floor.
>>31005807It's not like they're exclusive to each other.in br Fredendall.
>>31005529Well for the T-44, I found the Memoir's from a T-44 tester.> After a 20-km race the T-44 was weighed again. Its weight increased almost by a ton, even though on the outside it was only covered with some dirt.> The first thousand kilometers were relatively trouble-free, but then all sorts of problems began to pop up. Due to a defective guard coupling in the fan drive, a shaft broke on Borisov’s tank. On my tank, when I was switching gears, two of them engaged simultaneously, which caused a break of a gear pinion. Kaplinskiy lost his engine. However, in this case, impudence was to blame. Trying to prove that his T-44 is the best and the strongest, he was towing a heavy JS-3 tank, which, in turn, lost its engine.> At high speeds, which at times reached 60 km/h, the upper segments of the tracks, severely bashed on the drive wheels, creating excessive stress in the drive train. The driving was conducted only during the night, when the number of cars was relatively few.This is track slap and happens when there are no return rollers. The T-34 series suffered from it as well because there wasn't much tension in that part.> The shelling lasted for 15-20 minutes. Hot cartridges were rolling underfoot, just like in a T-34 or an SU-76. I was deafened and choked by the gases from the gun.http://english.battlefield.ru/t-44-test-at-kubinka.htmlYou'll need to make an account
>>31005652> Talk to Lisa (War is on)Safeguard you panties tonight! *Set tripwire traps*
So far, I think in terms of the DelinquentsWe completed the Kitten Post.It seems we're almost done with Charlotte and MayaSiegel, we need to ask if she's done with her resumeElousie is very vague
>>31005840I'm thinking it might be o'keel (sp?)disregarding a footprint on a scene? Red flags everywhere.
>>31005835Well if everyone else proposes cooking pot trip wire alarms, I figure we have the leniency of mild cartoon physics working with us.The GuP universe supports my hypothesis.
> Talk to LisaYou yawn as you rig a simple alarm system to the door and to the balcony door, which consists of some cans tied to the top which will fall when either are opened. Should be good.And if that doesn’t work, Lisa also has a lot of banana peels lying around the floor, but those were there when you got here.You ask, “Why haven’t you thrown those away?”Lisa shrugs. “I dunno, but I will.”You sigh as you settle in. “Well, alarm’s set and you happen to be the last girl for miles with any kind of sexy underwear which means you will likely be the next target.”Lisa nods. “Alright.” She hops into bed. “Right, you want to sleep on the floor then?”You look down at the floor. A centipede crawls in between some crumpled papers, tossed soda cans, and banana peels.> SLEEP ON THE FLOOR?> Y/N> Other
>>31005873>http://english.battlefield.ru/t-44-test-at-kubinka.htmlTank you so much the way, I'll look into it.I'll try to find some info on French AT guns.We may find a way to get the Calvary S40 for fast and free.
>>31005909> OtherFuck that. Set a hammock. Have it rigged into the traps so it alerts you by making you fall off it.
>>31005909...........YWheres the goddamn sleeping bag.If its in our room, run for it and bring it back.
>>31005909Ah...Ok Lisa, I'll take first watch.
>>31005909>NI will burn this room down before I will sleep on that floor.
>>31005909>OtherCrash at Kitten's. WTF why you guys go to Lisa's.
>>31005933Right, I forgot about that question. I'll look into it when I'm done with the T-54
>>31005960Get that Domino lady.
>>31005909>otherGet the camping sleeping bag
>>31005909> NI'd vote to go back to our own dorm, but I really want to catch the panty thief.
>>31005909Nhell no not after the story my aunt told me of the time a centipede crawled down her throat and she woke up during it
>>31005935>>31005938>>31005994Set up a hammock with the sleeping bag.Under no circumstances are we sleeping anywhere near the vermin infested hellhole that is lisa's floor.
>>31006030Fuck yooooou, whhhhhhy
>>31006030You really didn't need to share that, Anon. Now I'm kind of scared to go to bed.
>>31005964Okay so the first T-54 Prototype was completed by the end of 1945, no exact date.> The most significant tactical drawback of the new gun was that the ammunition was so large that it reduced the number of rounds carried to only 34 compared to 60 in a T-34-85The T-54 that might be legal had a shot trap on the turret beneath the gun shield
>>31005873>After a 20-km race the T-44 was weighed again. Its weight increased almost by a tonThis is not happenstance, this defies physics. How the hell can this happen?
>>31006073>>31006084Reminds me of the time I woke up with bedbugs chewing on my hand.
>>31006086Picks up a lot of mud
Say, how big are house centipedes really?If it's a foot or so, I'm calling the police.
>>31006101Reminds me of the time, A centipede crawled up my chest and almost to my neck when me and my friends we're watching bug wrestling online
>>31006134Reminds me of the time a Praying Mantis flew into my face while I was walking home.
>>31006085As the guy who was talking about the T-44 and T-54 yesterday, it appears as that shot trap also exists on the T-34-85 turret, which was more or less taken wholesale for use on the T-44 and T-54.But basically.I don't feel the ammunition difference betwene the 85mm ZiS and the 100mm D-10 is any large sacrifice. The D-10 is significantly more capable as seen on the Su-100.I didn't really see any information about the LB-1. If you find them I'm interested in seeing the (if anyone) difference.
> N“To hell with that, I’m sharing a blanket with you.”Lisa sighs. “Fine. Come on.”You wrap up into one great big sheet on the bed. “We’ll catch that Domino Lady! I’m sure of it!” you say.Lisa says, “And if you don’t?”You shrug. “Well, this’ll be a waste of time. But regardless, let’s just head to sleep. Those pots and pans ought to alert us if someone is coming in, we have the banana peels for a secondary defense, and lastly you’re wearing your sexy panties underneath your pajamas!”Lisa nods. “Yeah, great. Go to the fuck to sleep.”You roll your eyes then lie back and then head to sleep.> END DAY
>>31006030>>31006101My wakeup encounter was with a rat, damn near woke the house up.Fucking hell, traps were out the next day.
>>31006101>>31006134That's horrifying.>>31006152That's not so bad though. Startling I'm sure, but I had a pet mantis for a while. Cute little shit, it was.
>>31006172That's it for today! I will return tomorrow at 3 PM EST as usual.Follow at: https://twitter.com/AdBa19See you next time.
>>31006152You win. That's got to be one of the most frightening images that could happen.Isn't Shot traps bad?Also which is better Cast Armor of Wielded?
>>31006209Thank you for running Schteel!By the way, what's your favourite anime?Do you have a waifu?
>>31006231I'm loving KLK at the moment but so far I've also looked at stuff like Yuru Yuri, Sakura Trick, Baccano, Durarara, and I'm getting into various magical girl stuff like Madoka.No I don't have a waifu. Yet.
>>31006256You should marathon Madoka but not today/tomorrow. I want my thread.
>>31006256Ah, half of those series would explain the the content of the dreams.Also watch space dandy the pompadours are awesome
>>31006256Madoka's not great to start off because it plays off other Mahou Shoujo tropes and elements. Watch Nanoha if you haven't, it's popularity is well deserved. That's enough /a/ I'll bring in here.Quest related question, though. Are improved engines like the other parts available? Meaning, can we shuffle them around our tanks like guns can?
Ironsides: Canadian Armoured Fighting Vehicle Museums and Monuments p 182.Paraphrased since I can't copy/paste, "T-54 prototype March 1945."
>>31006209Thanks for the run German.Guys, once we wake up we need to tell Mr.Miksha to install the the M3 75mm on the Scott, Get some Applique armor for the Chi-Ha, Install Grocers on the Hellcat, and maybe get two or three improved engines for our heavies
>>31006396That's a good question. Engines unlike other parts are very different from tank to tank. I suppose consider them unique for each tank rather than an interchangeable thing.
>>31006161Okay so85mm ZiS against RHA at 500mBR-365K60 degrees> 90mm90 degrees> 108mmShooting BR-365P (which is HVAP)60 degrees> 100mm90 degrees> 140mm100mm D-10 against RHA at 500mBR-41260 degrees> 125mm90 degrees> 155mmEach of the D-10 shells weighs 30kgs, so sustained fire is difficult
>>31006436How much speed does Improve engines will give to the tanks
>>31006504A marginal but very noticeable speed increase.
After doing some quick Google searches, it seems the tanks that most need a new engine are the:> Tiger II, Churchill, KV-85, SturmpanzerOur heavies need to be faster.> Chi-HaI know, I know. The thing is, keeping it as slow as it is would only drag down whomever it's rolling with. The Chi-Ha is crap, so let's not let it fuck up formations and tactical maneuvering too.> PzIV, S35, StuGSlowest mediums, good to up their average speed if we're dividing them in squads> M8A1So can keep up with the Hellcat that I assume it's being paired with.I've listed these from what I believe to be highest priority to lowest, with of course unlisted tanks after that. I don't want to spend all our cash on engines because unexpected expenses could pop up and we still need to buy spaced armour.Is my list okay?
>>31006522I'm assuming that improved engines improvement is more in the reliability and not-catch-on-fire-ability?
>>31006545Precisely. There's also a general responsiveness increase, it'll accelerate faster, etc.
>>31006527We have a definite cost coming up, renting out the hotels for the Spanish match.
>>31006527I agree with the heavies except maybe the Strumpanzer in which we can give it the cheap upgrade. Chi-Ha, I like the Chi-Ha but people don't like it. I will like some Applique armor for it. But again that is just me. Mediums and M8A1 don't need it right away. We should save the money for cheap conversions and Spaced armor
>>31006588Considering we have 29k on hand. I think sparing 15-19 k will be good enough
>>31006527If we want to limit our upgrades, the main ones that need it are our Tiger II, Churchill and KV-85.These tanks and teams have been carrying our team.The M18 still lacks a grouser kit and that needs to be rectified.
>>31006396>Madoka's not great to start off because it plays off other Mahou Shoujo tropes and elements. Watch NanohaNanoha is literally pedobait.Madoka is fine to start off with.
>>31006723Madoka is a dark deconstruction of the genre.
>>31006666We can afford two spaced armor and two improved engines for 19: with 10,000 for hotel costsAlso need to give cook book to Girl Scouts
>>31006666The one thing I find a bit funny, is the ability to attach grousers to everything.On one hand it could be actual grousers which aren't very good for road use, but it could also mean track extenders, which aren't available for some of the line-up
>>31006723Madoka is fine to start, I just believe you'd get more out of it if you can point out and recognize elements from other series'>literally pedobait.Sure thing, buddy. Also literally nothing enjoyable about it but fanservice, right?It can be off putting watching panty shots of the main girl, but the series really ramps up in action and coolness quick. Definitely worth a watch.
>>31006899I don't recall much fanservice from first nanoha, first 3-4 episodes is almost same as other MS genre. The Fate intervenes...
>>31006849Just ignore that, I like it like this.
>>31006826I'd say we just purchase a single set of space armor first.That goes on whatever is our flag tank this round.
>>31006826> Also need to give cook book to Girl ScoutsSpeaking of the Girl Scouts.Schteel, do they have any combat abilities conferred upon them by earning their loyalty (like the "Dash" ability from the Aviators) or is the stuff we can do with the Shop the end all for their bonus?Though to be fair, that is one fat perk we got from earning the Girl Scouts loyalty.
>>31006818Madoka isn't a deconstruction and magical shows get plenty dark already. Cardcaptor Sakura was a kid's show and one of the cards poses as Sakura's dead mom and tricks her into walking off a cliff. Madoka was darker, but it wasn't a completely new interpretation of mahou shoujo or anything.
>>31006899>Madoka is fine to start, I just believe you'd get more out of it if you can point out and recognize elements from other series'The point is to give the finger to the average Mahou Shoujou fan, if anything.
>>31007027I think we could just strip the Tiger 2 frankly. I don't think Chi Ha can pen them anywhere.
>>31007068I'm just afraid we find them fielding and O-I.
>>31007068Their Superheavy would have a good chance, but the 75mm guns won't come close
>>31007112The way, any ideas on how to combat their multi-pronged method of attack?
>>31007068Their O-I heavy tank can. I rather buy more spaced Armor even if it's just one.but with that we can buy three improved engines and one cheap conversion (Brumbar or Panzer IV)
>>31007112On all sides? or just frontal?Or is it one of those things that like how the Chi-Ha is to the Sherman, they have to be within very close distince or at the sides and rear?
>>31007176I personally would vote for improved engines put in the KV, Churchill, and Chi-Ha so it at least isn't an active detriment to our team.
>on Magical GirlsYou should start with Sailor Moon, Ojamajo Doremi and Precure before moving to Madoka and Nanoha.
>>31007173Split up your forces.Move around in small groups rather than one consolidated mass. That way you can respond to threats faster and it's more difficult for them to locate you>>31007209Their 75mm gun is on par with the 75mm M3 on the Sherman. Ballistics are very similar