The flowing river of lava mercilessly rolls over the surreal landscape of the Wyld swamp, hissing and screaming, covering and trapping the strange monoliths slowly emerging from the ground and floating to the sky. Wherever the lava flow reaches under a floating monolith, it loses whatever power it sustains it, and falls down splashing on the quickly-cooling lava, wi the result that, behind you, the landscape is one of incandescent black jagged rock filled with bright stone spikes jutting out of it at awkward angles.The lizard-like hobgoblins have retreated from the lava front, and the fog is thickening again around you, you suspect as some sort of devense mechanism.Bit by bit, the temperature plummets and the humidity in the air becomes almost unbearable, cutting your visibility all of sudden. The lava flow slows down, and finally, stops. You feel like you're in the middle of nowhere, or some sort of cursed land trapped in fog."...well, it was a bit optimistic to hope we'd reach the sea on the other side." Samiel notes, wrestling his legs out of the magma and drawing his sword.You step out from it as well, landing your feet in the soggy, grassy surface of the wyld swamp. A tingling sensation covers your skin, and distant noise of song and music in an alien language is carried to your ears by an elegant, colorful breeze.Small, perfectly cubic blocks of ice float weightlessly around you. A shard of broken stone trapped inside each of them. The noise of ancient buildings slowly covers the distant music, accompanies by the smell of time and forget hanging around."...what the heck is this place?" you wonder, trying to make sense of the strange feelings assaulting your senses."The Forgotten Ruins." Garnet explains. "Good thing you followed my directions.""But I... didn't?">leave the wyld>explore the Forgotten Ruins>travel to the Forest of Lost Souls>challenge the Lord of Forgotten Glories>seek the Blade of Three Skies
>Who are we?Maka, an exiled noble recently Exalted as a Zenith-caste Solar. She's in the western city of Tianna as a guest of queen Amata (DB), an old friend. Abyssals are targeting the city for conquest, Lintha pirates have infiltrated it with spies and agents, and half the island is controlled by paranoid Lunars. Fun times.Right now, you're in the wyld. Your battleplan is unfolding itself, but not everything is going according to it' and you don't know what to expect next. At least, Prince Samiel and Garnet (the Fae at you just oathbound) are with you. You hope Tia, your lunar mate, will be able to find you...>Solar? Zenith? I don't know Exalted...This quest is as newbie-friendly as possible, and I want it to work as a newbie's intro to Exalted. If you have ANY question, ask in thread. For the setting, google "1d4chan exalted".>Archive?http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=zenith>System?Dicepool-like system. When performing an action, everyone rolls 1d10 when posting. the first X rolls are considered, where X is equal to attribute + ability. Yes, this means that the more people are posting, the stronger Maka is, up to a limit of her attribute + ability.>XP?Attributes cost [current score x5] xp. Abilities cost [current score x3] xp, except Zenith costing [(current score x3) -1]. Charms cost 10 xp, except for Zenith-based charms (related to charisma and physical/mental fortitude) which cost 8 xp. At the end of every "session" (thread) you will be presented with a list of possible acquisitions.>Twitter?@exaltedfagAlso sorry, the character sheet is an unupdated version. I'll assume you bought Integrity Protecting Prana since there seemed to be several votes for that (unless you changed your mind). You're at 3/5 essence and 4/5 health and, if you have IPP, you can spend 1 essence on it and be immune to shaping and reality-altering effects for the day.Also i'll be on a tablet all day, so expect updates to be slow and messy. Sorry.
Rolled 10Newb here...but I think I'll go with...>explore the Forgotten Ruins
>>30909935>explore the Forgotten RuinsDefinitely activate IPP. Don't forget to vote for this people!
Rolled 5>>30909935>explore the Forgotten Ruinslets see if we can't find some loot to go with our new harem member
>>30909935>explore the Forgotten Ruins
Rolled 7>>30909935I'll second >>30910069and active IPP
>>30909935>explore the Forgotten RuinsMay as well activate IPP now since it does last a day and something tells me /tg/ will forget it later if it ends up being super useful.
A word to fellow anon before we get stuck into things here.Don't. Shit. The. Thread. Up. With. Off. Topic. Arguments. You. Little. Cunts.
SO, anyone else get the feeling that Samiel's all awkward and embarrassed about Maka's nudity and DS's advances because he's still a virgin?If that's the case Maka should totally give him a proper good first night before shipping him off to bang the DS.
Rolled 5>>30910193You have my post.
>>30910209>If that's the case Maka should totally give him a proper good first night before shipping him off to bang the DS.I'll agree with this with one stipulation, we don't ship him off to bang DS, we bang DS with him.
>>30910209I agree that's probably one of his issues; given his comments about turning down DS I suspect he might have some small self-esteem issues, believing people want him because He's a Prince, not just for himself.Maka's probably uniquely equipped to help deal with that because she's amply proven she doesn't give a flying fuck about whether anyone's bits have a few fancy titles.
Rolled 8>>30909935>explore the Forgotten RuinsEh, can't hurt to take a look around before it's all destroyed.Ask Gary all the tour-guide standard questions.
Rolled 10>>30910275Heh, if he really makes a fuss Maka can just pull the "I fucked your mom" card.After you've had a queen it doesn't matter whether the ones after are princes or paupers.
>>30910294It's official, dice approve of momfucking.
>>30910304>MomfuckingThis has to be the worst part of being child of a exalted. Especially celestials thinking on it. I mean what can you really say when someone asks and you mention the dude is your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather and he is currently fucking that QT.3.14 22 year old dragon blooded in your class.
Rolled 7Someday the dice gods will love me. ;_;
Rolled 4>>30909935>Go after fae boys directions. Do not get lost, remeber all fae lore about bullshit stuff.> Also IPP while a money-sink and situational is a insurance policy folks. Regarding cannons for our age of sail or something better than oarsmen ambition, whil there is no gunpowder and only blubberoil and firedust that might provide some form of power, there is the option of pressure cannon via Haslanti Steam devices.for that either us or Irene would need a lot of Twilight or Equivalent, and probably a source of said steam devices and perhaps a machinist or forger of said devices.It will be way way hard than carronades, and would require some serious hydraulic engineering, but it will do the trick.
Mental + Twilight = 10 5 7 5 = 3 successes [Integrity-Protecting Prana. Essence: 2/5]You begin to look around, exploring the surroundings. The fog seems to part, and reveals a dark cormer of the swamp, filled with broken ruins whose origin you can't guess. They don't seem to be typical Western architecture, nor... Architecture from anywhere you know of, really.The ground is soggy, and your feet sink deeply into it you move slowly, with Samiel trailing behind you. Garnet just seems unbothered and able to walk on water, which makes you want to punch him even more."...this isn't a real place, right?" you ask him."What's the difference?" he asks' honestly looking like he doesn't know.You knock on a shattered, half-crumbled wall covered with moss as you walk along it. "These structures don't make sense. Look at the road layout. Look at where the windows are. Look at how little doors there are. Someone with no idea on how a city really works made this. And he made it already-half-smashed on purpose.""What purpose?" Samiel wonders, lifting a loose brick and turning it in his hands. It crumbles down to nothing after a few seconds."...keep us here. Searching this place. Stalling for time." You push a wall, easily toppling it. It falls down without a noise, vanishing before it can hit the ground. Beyond, a small pathway snakes up some dark, thickly forested hills."Or just mindgames." he nods.>push onwards>search the ruins anyway>return to Creation>talk with Samiel>talk with Garnet>wait for reinforcements.
>>30910427Someone is stalling for some reason. Best to get there to see why.
Rolled 6>>30910422Harpoon cannons! With extendable hooks in the main blade that will deploy its hook tips once in target and hook into the target to either tow it or the ship to it or rip one large hole in it.Good way to hunt lintha monsters. If we are going crusader on them.
Rolled 4>>30910427>push onwards
Rolled 3>>30910427>>push onwardsWe can't afford to get stalled with so few of us.
Rolled 8>push onwards
Rolled 2>>30910427Fuck this shit. If its to stall us lets push onwards.If its too much we can always run either backwards or through to the sea. I don't want them making stupid rituals or stuff.Probably while there is no more lava flowing to burn this shit down.
Rolled 2>>30910427See why we need either Twilight or mental up.Shit like this. We do not have a circle, thus while we have a main focus, we cannot really use anything as a dump stat.I would really like to wait for reinforcements, but i rather doubt we will ever meet them if they get into the wyld swamp.
Rolled 4>>30910427>>push onwardsfuck the fae sideways
>>30910512Maybe after we are done leveling up Dawn and Zenith. Unlike in vanilla Exalted we have at least 2 dots in everything. With four dice we are quite good, we'll just botch sometimes.
Jesus fuck our rolls are shit
>>30910622That's what happens when we aren't punching things.
>>30910629Or Fucking things.
The three of you push onwards onto the dark, brooding forest.It's not just a NORMAL forest, you notice quickly. It's a lot more like the Illustration you'd see on a children's storybook. The trees all look like they have distorted faces on their trunks, and gnarly branches reminding you of clawed hands."Talk about trying too hard." Samiel comments, taking his sword to a branch. The cut limb sprouts blood as the tree screams mournfully. "...okay. THAT is creepy.""...Let me guess, this is the Forest of Lost Souls you mentioned earlier." You ask Garnet. He nods.After a few minutes of walking, the path you were following just disappears, leaving you stranded in a small clearing of the forest.The air is filled with tension, like something is just about to happen right now."...what now?" Samiel mumbles, sword in hand, glancing left and right.Then with a scream, in unison, lizardmen pour out of the trees' mouths, charging at you."Okay, that's more like it." He grins as his blade begins to glow a dull red.A group of five of these hobgoblins moves straight against you, but their wild movements telegraph their attacks by a long way.>focus on taking them out one by one>focus on getting through and sneaking into the forest>keep one as prisoner>order Garnet to do something about them
>>30910641Quick, let's suck of Samiel and punch the fae!
Rolled 7>>30910648>>focus on taking them out one by onePUNCH IT
Rolled 8>>30910648>focus on taking them out one by oneTime to do what we do best.
Rolled 4>>30910648Ask garnet what is this? Welcoming committee? The Door Mat?If they are a real effort we punch them out an if destruction we punch our way through and do not slow down.
Rolled 1>>30910648Welp. Time to test our our bitchin' new boots and kick some ass.
Rolled 4>>30910648Why one by one? We can punch one and grapple another one one handed to push him into another, leaving only two for Samiel to deal immediately.
Rolled 4>>30910677Looks like we shouldn't kick things, punching really does seem to be our specialty.
Rolled 7>>30910648We're here to fuck women and punch fae.And We're all outta women.
Rolled 5>>30910648Do we still have Solar Hero on?
Rolled 2>>30910700A pity. A nice procession of high and roundhouse kicks would be nice in our current outfit.
Rolled 1>>30910648>focus on taking them out one by one>>30910703oi, don't forget the boytoy we picked up, we're an equal opportunity harem owner
Physical + Dawn = 7 8 4 1 6 4 = 2 successesThe first lizardman lunges at you with a wooden spear tipped by sharp obsidian. You sidestep, grab it, pull him along and trip him, sending him down sprawled onvthe ground. You smash the tip of his spear on the back of his head.The others quickly overwhelm you, an axe being swinged close enough to you to nearly take come hair out of your head. You deflect a stone sword with what's left of the spear, toss it at the foot of the fourth oncoming lizardman to send him off-balance, and duck sideways to avoid a thrown javelin, which stabs into a tree just behind you (whicn then bleeds and screams, obviously).You step back, your guard held high.>high kick to the head of the one wielding the axe.>blade grasp on the sword as it's swung again against you.>jump ahead, elbow smash at the one on the ground before he can stand back up.>pull the javelin out of the tree, toss it back.>other?(Also no, SHS exprired long ago)
Rolled 1>>30910802>high kick to the head of the one wielding the axeHe dares touch our hair!
Rolled 5>>30910802>high kick to the head of the one wielding the axe.fucker tried to hurt our hair
Rolled 4>>30910802>high kick to the head of the one wielding the axe.
Rolled 6>>30910842>>30910860>>30910891shit our rolls are bad today
man our dice suck tonight
>>30910908Then don't fucking make it worse...
Rolled 5>>30910802> duck and wrist grasp on the sword as it's swung again against you.> Pull the swordsman and dace with him using him as a shield to the axeman>Then a THIS IS SPARTA kick and let the momentum put them both on their asses.
Rolled 1>>30910802>high kick to the head of the one wielding the axe.Iron Kettle Body. By the way, EF said that if we have 0 essence, a short break will be all that is needed to regain a single point.
please consider the gravity of our hair being harmed
Rolled 4>>30910944Damn it.
Rolled 10>>30910842>>309109441 5 4 6 5 1. Iron Kettle Body gais!!!
man fuck these dice
Rolled 6>>30910802>high kick to the head of the one wielding the axe.I think we have to use one or both of our fighting charms
Physical + Dawn = 1 5 4 6 5 1 = botch!A short leap back gives you time and space to shift your stance and balance, and placing the axe-wielding lizardman between you and the others.Predictably, he's the first one charging you, letting out a rough, hoarse scream as he lifts his weapon.Before he can move into range, you do a short leap forward, closing faster than he expected, and snap off his weapon's haft with a snap kick. Or... You try to, at least.Instead the result is you slamming your foot into the blade. The gossamer boots aren't cut by the blade, but the impact sends a pang of pain up your leg.As you bring it back down to support yourself, you lose balance, miss a beat, and take a javelin straight to the chest.You lose control of the fight. Struggling for air, you try and pull back, and the former axe-wielder shoulder-checks you from the side, sending you slamming against a screaming tree. [Health: 3/5]The sword-wielding hobgoblin siezes the opportunity and charges you, point-first, intending to nail you to the cursed tree.>pull javelin out, use it to defend yourself>bat the sword sideways, counterattack>dodge by ducking under the blade, then grapple the lizardman>grab low branches, swing up out of their reach.>[Iron Kettle Body] headbutt through the sword and into the lizardman.>[Ten Ox Meditation] uproot the tree, slam it down on the lizardmen.(You can ask for charm activation anyway, the options listed are just those that require the charm to be viable)
Rolled 1>>30911047>bat the sword sideways, counterattackSo, what are our allies doing?
Rolled 3>>30911047well that didn't go well.Let's try:>[Ten Ox Meditation] uproot the tree, slam it down on the lizardmen.Because why the fuck not.
Rolled 2>>30911047>bat the sword sideways, counterattack
Rolled 8>>30911047Grapple time!Lets molest some fae!
Rolled 9>>30911047>bat the sword sideways, counterattack>>30911065Because we're running out of Essence?
Rolled 1>>30911047>[Iron Kettle Body] headbutt through the sword and into the lizardman.>>30911083whether we have any essence or not does not matter if we're dead
Rolled 2>>30911114We will kind of need it against nobles.We used up 3 fighting the weakest of them.
Read up on the archives kinda got lazy to read all honking 16 previous threads, but...I gotta ask, are we still wearing the red frilly dress or something similar? And is big chocolate titties still a placeholder avatar?
Rolled 8>>30911047>>[Iron Kettle Body] headbutt through the sword and into the lizardman.>>30911124>>30911083If we go to zero, we can gain one point with just a short break! EF mentioned it a while back.
Rolled 9>>30911139Nope. We are in gossamer boots and a Gossamer jacket that can not be buttoned because of our massive brown titties. And Bronze iron boxing gauntlets up to the elbows.And that is all. The clothes got wrecked by the water cannon of the behemoth.
Rolled 8>>30911153One essence is something i doubt its going to be enough.We are going to need at least Iron Kettle and SHS.
>>30911156this pleases me
>>30911139Maka is now wearing armored gauntlet, boots and a jacket that's too small to button up (both stolen from a fae), and absolutely nothing else.Also giant chocolate tits are canon now. Maybe later or somewhere else i'll write a detailed description of Maka basing myself on the threads and comments up to now and how most people seem to imagine/want her to be.
Rolled 1>>30911167>We are going to need at least Iron Kettle and SHS.We won't be able to afford it at this rate.Now you see why Dawn 4 and 5 would be preferable to Tiger Warrior.Maybe we should consider not taking out all the nobles on our own. Right now with 3/5 health and 2/5 essence we are in bad straits. If we go to 2/5 and 1/5 we should seriously consider retreating. We should not be charging full power unless we really are at full power.
>>30911180I've been assuming she looks like she looks in her character sheet.
Rolled 7>>30911200Pretty much.
Rolled 1>>30911231Probably a bit more muscled and toned now, but that would be the basic idea. White hair, massive stonking tits and a brownish hue, most likely a heavy tan,giving us a milk chocolate or chocolate milk kind of color.
>>30911242>massive tits and abs of steelThis pleases me.
Physical + Dawn = 1 3 2 8 9 1 = 2 successes.Struggling against pain and your own crazed heartbeat, you slam the back of your armored fist onto the onrushing blade, batting it aside.Losing balance, the charging fae can't chift his momentum, and slams straight against you, painfully prying the javelin from your chest in the impact.You take the chance and grab him in a clinch, squeezing the air out of him by locking arms around his waist.He screams. You swing him around, using him to intercept the next javelin meant for you, then, with a scream of effort, you lift him off his feet, arc your back, and suplex him hard enough to snap his neck.Panting, bleeding, you lift yourself back up, to see the javelin-launcher being skewered from behind on a flaming sword all of sudden.You duck and weave under the axe blows of one of the only two surviving hobgoblins, as, in the corner of your field of vision, Samiel engages the other one.>attempt to disarm him>high kick, again>punch to the solar plexus>grab his arm, snap it>roll sideways, leap up a tree, death from above.
Rolled 5>>30911193>Maybe we should consider not taking out all the nobles on our own. Right now with 3/5 health and 2/5 essence we are in bad straits. If we go to 2/5 and 1/5 we should seriously consider retreating. We should not be charging full power unless we really are at full power.agreed, this is why we brought allies, lets slow thigns down, recover and regroup and get the lunars and our husbando to help out
Rolled 7>>30911286>punch to the solar plexussolar his solar
Rolled 1>>30911286>>30911301>punch to the solar plexusgonna have to go with the irony
Rolled 2>>30911286>punch to the solar plexusYou did this on purpose, didn't you?
Rolled 6>>30911286>punch to the solar plexus
Rolled 1>>30911286>punch to the solar plexus
Rolled 9fuck these dice
Rolled 7>>30911346indeed, fuck these dice hard
Rolled 1>>30911346>>30911365>9, 7man we really need a way of expanding the dice pool
Rolled 5>>30911193We do still have the pirate waiting on the boats>>30911286>punch to the solar plexus
>>30911346We were doing so good yesterday too
Rolled 9>>30911242I picture her at LEAST as dark as in the OP. Remember, she's from the veer far south. Her skin could be coal black without it being usual. Milk chocolate is probably a bit too light for her.
Rolled 8>>30911394>We do still have the pirate waiting on the boatsand the Lunars and the water spirits and the barbarians, so why the fuck are we trying to solo everything?
Rolled 1>>30911413Milk chocolate. Like in OP picture.Accept no substitite.
Rolled 4>>30911494I wouldn't call OP's picture milk chocolate, but yeah, at least that dark.
Rolled 9>>30911531Milk whit coco then.Terms translation is something i still have trouble with.But that loght hue fits with the white hair,albino style.
Physical + Dawn = 5 7 1 2 6 1 = 1 successYou duck under another axe blow, step forward and slam your fist into the hobgoblin's chest, but you can't manage to hit him square on, and the two of you end up tangling as he drops his axe and you begin to grapple with each other.After a second, you feel a strong tug, and the lizardman is pulled away from you. You see Garnet holding him, lifting him up effortlessly with one arm. The creature is paralized, stiff as a statue."Sorry. I was trying to get them to stop without hurting them, but they won't listen to me." He smiles. He opens his mouth, and the lizardman melts and flows inside it in a spiral."Buh." You vocalize.You look all around you. No more imminent threats, it seems. The fight is over, leaving you in a thrashed, corpse-strewn black forest.>push onwards into the forest>return to the ruins>talk with Samiel>talk with "Samiel">talk with Garnet>wait and rest>ride on the Unicorn of Dreams
>>30911574>talk with Samiel>talk with "Samiel"Oh dear
>>30911574That went well>talk with Samiel>talk with "Samiel"Hold on on minute
Rolled 6>>30911574>Talk with Garnet"So...can you tell the Samiels apart?"
Rolled 4>>30911574>talk with Samiel>talk with "Samiel">talk with GarnetWut.
Rolled 7>>30911566... I'm saying I would call the OP darker than milk, not lighter.
Rolled 4>>30911574>wait and restWe have allies for a reason
Who is more evil, Samiel or "Samiel"?
Rolled 5>>30911574>talk with Samiel>talk with "Samiel">talk with GarnetIf it comes down to it I bet only the real Samiel would be embarrassed if we flashed him
Rolled 1>>30911574>talk with Samiel>talk with "Samiel"hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Alright, can we all agree that Maka is closer to the middle chocolate than the left chocolate, but NOWHERE NEAR the right chocolate?With dark chocolate nipples?
>>30911720I prefer my brown girls with lighter nipples, thank you very much. Pink nipples.
Rolled 1>>30911733nah, the nips gotta match the hair and drapes, they be nice and vanilla
>>30911733>Pink nipples.The shittest of tastes.
Rolled 4>>30911733>not wanting lovely dark nipplesNope
>>30911720Someone needs to post the brown girl chart
Rolled 9>>30911733>brown girls with lighter nipplesNot even once.
Rolled 4>>30911765>brown girl chartYou mean this one?I want Maka to be somewhere between Dark Vanilla and African Queen.
Rolled 7>>30911773I think she'd be amazon chocolate at darkest
You take a deep breath and look around, trying to make sure there are no more surprises. "That was rougher than I expected. Alright, let's take it easy for a mom- since when tghere have been two Samiels?"The two of them look at you puzzled. "What do you mean?" "Uh, since the very beginning. What's wrong, Maka?"You turn to Garnet, gesturing exhasperatedly at the two dragon-blooded where a moment ago you were... Pretty sure there was only one.He just shrugs. "...maybe there HAVE been two since the beginning?""That makes no sense. I've always seen only one.""Ah, but was it always the SAME one?" He asks back.You look at the two Samiels again. They're absolcutely identical. You're not going to be able to tell them apart by sight.This place will drive you insane.>ignore the problem, move on>ignore the problem, wait>try and find out the true Samiel (how?)>beat the truth out of Garnet (assuming he knows)>kill both of them>ask to the unicorn>other?
Rolled 5>>30911783>amazon chocolate at darkestThat's definitely a shade I can live with. Want to narrow the range to Dusky Dravidian/Amazon Chocolate?
>>30911773I'm pretty sure we're either Dark Vanilla, Turkish Rosewater, or Scent of Cinnamon, and most likely Dark Vanilla.Also those names are awful.
Is there anything to this game besides fetish fuel and waifus?
Rolled 6>>30911773Dusky Dravidian or Amazon Chocolate would definitely be best for Maka.
Rolled 6>>30911792>Turkish Rosewater, or Scent of CinnamonFar too pale.
Rolled 1>>30911789I'm personnaly a california gold/dark vanilla fan
>>30911773We can vote for this at the end of the thread.
Rolled 7>>30911788>>try and find out the true Samiel (how?)flash our tits
Rolled 4>>30911804>california gold/dark vanillaIgnore the hair colors, we're just talking about skin at the moment. Maka's already a confirmed blonde.>>30911807Makes sense. Want I should delete the picture so you can repost it then?>>30911788Ask the unicorn. He probably knows. Of course, we aren't a virgin, so that's risky.
>>30911788>>try and find out the true Samiel.>Take off our shirt. Punch the one who doesn't blush and look away.
>>30911788don't we have IPP activated? or does that not help with this?>>30911813>Ignore the hair colors, we're just talking about skin at the moment. Maka's already a confirmed blonde.I wasn't talking about the hair colour you idiot, I know what we're talking about
>>30911813Why bother. Just make a 1 pixel mar on it and post it again later.
>>30911794Punching giant monsters. Other than that, not much else, except that Maka IS, rather than having, a waifu.
Rolled 3>>30911788>try and find out the true Samiel (how?)Let's flash him
>>30911820IPP prevents people from transforming you into a potted plant, but stuff that happens outside of your body is fair game
>>30911788>ignore the problem, move on>The two of them look at you puzzled.Obviously both of them are fake and we should knock them both out.They're stalling for time.
Rolled 3>>30911856Of course, why insert a double when you can insert two doubles, plus we did kinda lose track of him during the fight
Rolled 5Hey does Garnet have anything he could use to heal us a bit, we can't do anything about low essence but if we could get back a health level that would be great
Rolled 5>>30911788Seems I created quite a stir here over character appearance.>try and find out the true SamielTry and hug them into cleavage.Screw flashing, generic harem anime boob gag scene.
>>30911788Can we just make both of them swear Fae style to keep being Samiel forever? Assuming we find a way to hit the imposter with a shaping attack we could walk out of this with two real Samiels.
hug the Samiels to our bussom and tell we should see who is the better lover.See who reacts how and determine who is the real one.
>>30911993I don't think Amata would appreciate that...Not to mention that would be weird as fuck
Rolled 2>inb4 keeping two Samiels for dp later
>>30912024>>30912039I'd rather keep the real one for us and throw the fake one to Dancing Smoke
Mental + Twilight = 5 6 6 1 = botch!You sigh, annoyed beyond words. Stomping your feet, exasperated, you walk up to the two of them, intimidatingly. They shrink back from you, a distinct expression of worry on their faces."I'm tired lf these mindgames. You have three seconds to quit now while you're ahead, or I'm going to get angry.""...Maka, what are you talking about? Isn't everything fine?" asks Samiel."Yeah! There's no need to threaten us! We're on your side!" adds Samiel."Shut the hell up." you respond. "I only know one Samiel. He works hard, is a bit of a blockhead, a bit too sure of himself and falsely modest, is responsible to his men, and looks cute in that "clumsy virgin" kind of way. And while you might have made one that looks like him, good enough to fool even the real one... You're not fooling me."You take two steps back, putting some distance between you and them, and, while they're still apparently trying to figure out what you're doing, you draw their attention with a call of "Think fast!"As they both focus on you, you open your already-fairly-open jacket.They both stare, for about a couple seconds, and both turn theirnhead sideways. They acted almost simultaneously."...what are you people doing?" Garnet comments in the background.The two Samiels slowly turn back to look at you, with some hesitation.That didn't work as you expected it to. While you try and come up with another plan, you see them both reflexively extending a hand towards your chest.>knock out one of them at random>knock out both of them>let them touch>this was a stupid idea, let's try something different (what?)
Rolled 10>>30911788>ask to the unicornWhy is no one taking advantage of this?if we go with >try and find out the true Samiel (how?)I say we just try some simple flirting and draping ourselves over him/them to try and get the usual Samiel reaction, as others suggested
Rolled 3>>30912056>LET THEM TOUCHTHIS PLEASES ME ENDLESSLYLEWD FOR THE LEWD GOD
>>30912071Well, if it is another fae effort, we do have IPP up...
>>30912024I think its something like this The two samiels are doubles both.The fae napped Samiel and made a double of Maka and Garnet.Thus whenever Maka speaks something their Maka double repeats it and vice versa to get the necessary behaviour models.We need to speak a lie only us and Samiel know and see how fast and how accurate he reacts.
Rolled 1>>30912081I know almost nothing of the setting, but would I be correct in saying that if we let them touch us with IPP up, the fake will be revealed?if so>>30912056>let them touch
Rolled 3>>30912056>>knock out both of themBoth fakes, knock them out and move on.
Rolled 10>>30912056Fucking hate fae, chances are they're both fake we should just knock them both out
Rolled 5>>30912056>knock out both of themThey're either both a fake Samiel or Samiel has critical levels of Wyld taint.
Rolled 1>>30912056>get them to fae swear to always be Samiel and move on.
>>30912056Samiel is not going to reach for the boob. If they do grab wrist and begin the locks. If they reach for the jacket to put it over observe how they do it.It might be a mirror of one another.
>>30912120That guy has the right idea.
Rolled 5>>30912056>knock out both of themI suppose we can just do this. The real Samiels won't be knocked out so easily. Although if we do screw this up we essentially cut down our combat abilities.
>>30912113Crap. Is Wyld Taint something we need to worry about for everyone but us and the Lunars?
>>30912160Either way, we touch them and IPP takes effect, right?
Rolled 5>>30912170>Is Wyld Taint something we need to worry about for everyone but us and the Lunars?Yes. And if one of them is the real Samiel, yet doesn't see how this is wrong, he's tainted.>>30912181...no? IPP only protects us.
>>30912181If they try Shaping on us. I don't think it would affect them. Could be wrong.
Rolled 7>>30912190Will we be able to tell if he tried something?
>>30912113>critical levels of Wyld taint.Calm down, even the Deep Wyld has a daily mutation rate. That's most likely Raksha who imposes illusion over us. IPP doesn't affect our mental defences from such powers.
Rolled 2>>30912190>>Is Wyld Taint something we need to worry about for everyone but us and the Lunars?>Yes. And if one of them is the real Samiel, yet doesn't see how this is wrong, he's tainted.care to elaborate for an anon who is essentially being spoonfed everything about the setting? how bad is it, how can we fix it?
Rolled 6>>30912197No, it just wouldn't work.
Rolled 4>>30912056>let them touchNot sure what to do here, so voting for lulz
>>30912056Mention a foursome with Tia and Dancing Smoke, see which one balks first.
>>30911807>Holding a formal vote on the exact shade of brown our protagonist isOh /tg/.
Rolled 1>>30912269It's a critical fucking issue, chum.
Phys + dawn = 10 3 1 3 10 5 = 4 successesYou've had enough of this. Plus, you feel really stupid now and really want to end this debacle here and now.Before they can reach out, you grab both of their heads and slam them against your chest. Catching them by surprise, you manage to knock both of them out. He collapses to the ground, noisily....he?As you look down at him, you see a black-red blade cut into your field of view, emerging from your chest, followed by a spray of blood. [Health: 2/5]"Greetings." A manly, tranquil voice whispers in your ear. Pain finally reaches your brain as the blade is slowly removed from your chest and you are kicked away, stumbling and falling to the ground next to Samiel.A fae noble in flowing robes towers above you, a blade drenched in your blood in his hand. "That didn't quite go along as I had hoped, but oh, well. Good enough." he lowers the blade, pointing it at your throat. "Lord Tarien Dorian needn't concern himself with you." then he lifts his eyes to meet with Garnet's. "Do I have to consider you a traitor, incidentally?""I fought and lost. I died and I was reborn." he replies. "And I have sworn an oath."The fae shakes his head. "Our lord was wrong to not bind your graces. I don't plan on making that mistake again.">stay down, look what happens.>stand back up, challenge the new fae>stay down, try and wake Samiel up>grab one of the fae's legs, grapple him to the ground>punch him in the legs
Rolled 1>>30912348>grab one of the fae's legs, grapple him to the groundTake his blade out of play.AND ACTIVATE IRON KETTLE BODY.We'll be dead at this rate.
Rolled 5>>30912348>grab one of the fae's legs, grapple him to the groundfuck this cunt up, he does not get to join our harem, he just gets to die
>>30912348>stand back up, challenge the new fae
>>30912348>grab one of the fae's legs, grapple him to the groundShould we activate Iron Kettle?
>>30912376 hereseconding >>30912375>AND ACTIVATE IRON KETTLE BODY.
Rolled 7>>30912348Sweep his legs!
Rolled 7>>30912348>grab one of the fae's legs, grapple him to the groundWill our weapon bonus count if we don't actually strike him with it?
Rolled 5>>30912348>grab one of the fae's legs, grapple him to the groundActivate Iron Kettle.No one puts baby on the ground unless they wanna join us.
>>30912387I think so, we should kill him asap and get Samiel and our boytoy and regroup with the others, we need to heal and get some essence back before we continue
Rolled 9>>30912348>>grab one of the fae's legs, grapple him to the ground
Rolled 10>>30912348>grab one of the fae's legs, grapple him to the groundThis is bad, we are loosing health and essence, and we knocked our partner out. And there is no telling if our other allies will ever show up.
Rolled 1>>30912348>grab one of the fae's legs and grapple him to the ground>activate IKB
>>30912348...so, can we still regain essence in the border march?
Rolled 8>>30912348Burning through another essence really isn't necessary.IB
Rolled 6>>30912348>stay down, look what happens.That or trying to wake Samiel up, we're running low on Essence right now and this isn't even the final boss!
Rolled 10>>309124592/5 ain't bad, as far as dealing with bosses is concerned. After all, we still have three Lunars and an entire court of water elementals. We really might need to recouperate after this, though.
Rolled 9>>30912477It's 1/5 now since /tg/ likes popping charms like they're candy.I mean what was the point of making a assault plan if we're just going to try and solo the enemy fortress?
>>30912510no, its 2/5, sais so OP here >>30910427
Rolled 6>>30912510>It's 1/5 now since /tg/ likes popping charms like they're candy.I'm talking about 2/5 bosses, not 2/5 essence. Personally dealing with two of the fae bosses is fantastic. We have three MUCH OLDER AND MORE POWERFUL LUNARS who can handle a lot of the other stuff.
>>30912477>We really might need to recouperate after this, though.we should pull back and regroup and recouperate>>30912510>I mean what was the point of making a assault plan if we're just going to try and solo the enemy fortress?Exactly, lets rest a little and let our allies and forces do some heavy lifting while we get our health and essence back
>>30912510I get the feeling we'll be revisiting that plan. If we finish this noble off, we'll need to rest. And seeing how we're not quite the invincible juggernaut we thought we were, I imagine people will want to regroup.
>>30912537It's most likley 1/5 since several anons just asked to activate IKB.Pay attention.
Yeah after this fight we really should head out and regroupd with our allies and rest a bit, regain essense see if any of our allies can heal our woulds a bit
>>30912544Zeah, after taking this guy out and taking some of his graces we can double back to the lava and out of this shit. Takin out two nobles by our lonesome is quite nice. Getting some essence and health up with some resting and meditation once we can link up with Tia or any other ally we can go and have a go at the big boss.
>>30912557>>30912570>>30912576yeah, we need to get back to our alliesalso, just think of how Tia is going to fuss over us when we come back to rest...
>>30912576After taking this one down we can cry out about stupid mindgames that make us go pointlesslz about, sling the fae and samiel over the shoulder and levea in a huff. We are taking our ball and finding somewhere else to play. The lack of things to punch is frustrating. let all the fae burn and shit. We got some trophies.
>>30912589That's almost worth it in and of itself
Well this anon has to get some sleep now, so fellow anons, punch the fuck out of this stupid fae for me and make sure we be sensible and retreat/regroup and rest up using Tia as a lap pillow/matress
>>30912576>>30912570>>30912589Well, I guess we could just follow the lava flow back to where we came.
Rolled 9>>30912576>Takin out two nobles by our lonesome is quite nice.Agreed. We'll have dealt with two of the Raksha nobles, secured valuable alliances, and so forth. We can afford now to take a break to recuperate and not be seen as a lazy slacker. At this rate, we'll probably be MVP.
>>30912627that one kind of depends on what the other nobles are pullin off...
Rolled 6>>30912644We're tapped out now regardless. We'll be at - at best - 1 Essence and 2 Health by the end of this fight. We need a break regardless of whether we want one or not.
Physical + dawn = 1 5 7 7 5 9 = 3 successes[Iron Kettle Body, Essence 1/5]While you grit your teeth and infuse essence in your body to make it sturdier, you interrupt the dramatic discussion between the two fae by grabbing the fae noble's right leg and twisting it, making him lose his balance and fall with you on the ground."What the-?!"Not letting go of it, the two of you struggle for a moment to gain a firm hold of the other, but your starting advantage tips the scales in your favour: holding his body still with your legs, you twist and pull his ankle, causing distressing noises to come from its insides. You have no idea if he actually has bones, but, whatever he has inside, it's not going to like it.[Weapon damage boost used]Just as you're almost sure his foot is about to come off, his other leg hits you square in the chest, right on the javelin wound. The pain makes you lose focus, and he wrestles his way out of your grasp, but now that you've infused essence in your body, you manage to shrug off that wound immediately.Before he can try and stand back up and step back from you, Garnet throws his own sword, point-first, into him. The flying blade runs him all the way through at the shoulder, knocking him back into you.You're tired. You're tired and angry and sore frustrated and everything hurts.>punch him until there's nothing left.>grapple him to the ground, pull his arms off.>squeeze his skull until it breaks.>punch him back at Garnet.>pull out Garnet's sword and use it.>stand up, run away into the forest, leave this to Garnet.>other?
Rolled 4>>30912652>>squeeze his skull until it breaks.ULTRA KILL
Rolled 5>>30912652>grapple him to the ground, pull his arms off.Seriously, don't let him bring his weapon(s) back into play.
Rolled 7>>30912652>punch him until there's nothing left.Make sure's he's dead.
Rolled 1>>30912652>>grapple him to the ground, pull his arms off.then punch him to death with his own armsSTOP HITTING YOURSELF STOP HITTING YOURSELF STOP HITTING YOURSELF STOP HITTING YOURSELF STOP HITTING YOURSELF STOP HITTING YOURSELF STOP HITTING YOURSELF STOP HITTING YOURSELF
Rolled 3>>30912652PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE
Rolled 3>>30912652>squeeze his skull until it breaks.Expediency is the key to victory now.
Rolled 6>>30912652>squeeze skull
Rolled 6>>30912666>>30912672As satisfying as the punching would be, we want to keep grappling so he doesn't get a chance to use his sword. After all, he hasn't used his sword's damage bonus yet.
Rolled 3>>30912652Lets put him into a submission hold. He just go punched back to the 100pound gorilla and the gorilla is full of essence andrenaline and high grade frustration for lack of things to punch after the Behemont
Rolled 10>>30912652>>grapple him to the ground, pull his arms off.
>>30912661>]>>30912664>>30912666>>30912671>>30912672>>30912678Well, we're fucked.
>>30912666One success, not a botch but this is still going to hurt.
Rolled 6>>30912652>grapple him to the ground, pull his arms off.I guess we should go for a disarming
Rolled 10>>30912691>>30912693Fuck. These. Dice.
Rolled 6>>30912758Oddly enough the Dice themselves agree...
>>30912758There goes a ten we could have used for the aftermath of this failure...
Rolled 9>>30912758>Fuck. These. Dice.Indeed, these last two threads dice have been utter fucknuggets, anything we can do about that and help improve our odds/get more dice?
Wouldn't flashing tits at Samiel have a limited effect given Maka is already bottomless?
Rolled 10>>30912844>Wouldn't flashing tits at Samiel have a limited effect given Maka is already bottomless?Even more limited effect, since her coat is already built for a slim-chested man, and therefore bares our tits freely.
Rolled 8>>30912849I picture that thez cover the nipples so there is only a full on free floating boob cleavage.
Rolled 4>>30912652>grapple him to the ground, pull his arms off.Don't let him use his sword
>>30912834Fighting things way outside our weight class makes our dice roll better, apparently.
Rolled 2>>30912860>>30912849>>30912834>>30912758Oh, *NOW* we get all the good rolls.
>>30912863>two shot a behemoth>botch against a bunch of mooksthanks dice
Physical + dawn = 4 5 7 1 3 3 = 1 successYou pull the fae to you and, in a pure brute test of strength versus strength, slam him to the ground, grab his right wrist, and begin to twist and pull it while keeping him pinned down with your legs.A distant noise of raging waves distracts you for a moment.His wrist doesn't budge. He raises his other arm, and a long dagger with a black, twisted blade materializes in his hand. "I believe it's... About time... For you... To DIE..."The waves rage closer. You hear screams and the noise of creaking wood.Garnet grabs the other hand, clutching the dagger, and pulls on it away from you. "I won't let you."As a reply, the fae twists his hand in an unnatural way, stabbing the blade all the way through Garnet's arm. He screams, but doesn't let go.The fae turns his head back to you. "...what about you?" he wonders. Without as much as a flick of his fingers, he sends a previously-nonexisting knife spinning against your face, shere... It bounces off harmlessly, fortunately.Before he can try something else, as you and Garnet hold him in place by pulling on his arms in opposite directions, a wave of saltwater washes over you, followed by the hull of a wooden sailing ship landing right between the two on you, and square on the fae's head, crushing him.You look up, to see the familiar profile of the Bloodshark. Out of its natural element, but no less welcome."Alright. Lower the anchor, men!" Boy are you happy to hear her voice right now.(Cont.)
Rolled 1>>30912863Doing Awesome stuff and punching things that are awesome make our dice better.We get shit dice whenever we do someting boring. Amushes and such are mundane stuff...
>>30912904I love you Tia, I really do
>>30912904IRON-CLAD KEEL TO THE HEAD, BITCH
Rolled 10>>30912924Sorry if I'm a little behind here, but our PC has a female Lunar mate?>pure, female love
>>30912904Lunar mate to the rescue!
>>30912954>Lunar mateYes>female Most of the time
Rolled 1>>30912954yes, you really should read through the archived threads to get to know her
>>30912954She considers herself our husband (although at the moment she's revised that to "aspiring husband", after we made it clear we wanted a proper courting and romancing first), but yes, she's a woman.She can be a man when she feels like it, but she identifies as female.
>>30912954>>30912973Well, gender does really matter with lunars
Rolled 9>>30912954more like one sided heavy duty obsession, and intrigued curiosity on the other...
Rolled 9>>30912980>16 previous threadsI skimmed the first 3 or so, but damn I'm lazy, can someone give it to me abridged
>>30912999>Well, gender does really matter with lunarsdoesn't matterderp
Rolled 5>>30913003jesus christ, just ctrl+f the QM's trip and read it, its barely anything and would take less than an hour
>>30912954>>30913001>>30913003Really loving these offtopic dice rolls
>>30913003Room-destroying Shapechangeing sex.
Rolled 10>>30913003Don't ever mention volcanoes and human sacrifices.
>>30913012Aren't we supposed to be making sure to only roll once per person?Why are people leaving dicerolls in the field?
"...How the heck did you get a ship all the way this far inland?" you mumble, feeling the adrenaline leaving your system and reminding you of just how much punishment you took in a wave of pain."Flow's help. The spirits made a big wave and launched us inland. We transferred all the crews on the Bloodshark so that we wouldn't risk splitting up." she explains, jumping down from the deck. "No one signalled us, and we wanted a piece of the action.""...that wasn't exactly part of the plan.""Was anything you did part of the plan?" you hear Rubel's voice complaining from above."...okay, I improvised a bit." you grin, trying to keep yourself standing.Tia, seeing your wounds, walks up to you and gently sweeps you off your feet, holding you in her arms. "You need to take a break.""...no, it's fine, I..." you try to justify yourself, but she presses a finger against your mouth."YOU. NEED. TO. REST." She orders you.>i can still fight.>i'll rest and get patched up a bit, you carry on from here.>i'll rest and get patched up a bit. Will you stay with me?>we need to meet up with Talon and Zaan first.>i'll rest and get patched up a bit, you meet up with Talon and Zaan and figure things out.
>>30913037Pretty sure exaltedfag doesn't really care. He just wants rolls backed up for when he needs them.
>>30913014Don't forget "sunk a small island" sex.
>>30913051>When performing an action, everyone rolls 1d10 when posting. the first X rolls are considered, where X is equal to attribute + ability. Yes, this means that the more people are posting, the stronger Maka is, up to a limit of her attribute + ability.
>>30913045>we need to meet up with Talon and Zaan first.
>>30913037It's okay. The more rolls you give me the better.
Rolled 1>>30913045>i'll rest and get patched up a bit, you meet up with Talon and Zaan and figure things out.Yes ma'am.
>>30913045>i'll rest and get patched up a bit, you carry on from here.She'll be more useful on the battlefield than playing nurse, as much as she probably wants to nurse us personally.
>>30913033I still don't understand that ongoing shitstorm. I mean, what, 3, maybe 4 Anons participate where there are probably more than ten of us voting in the thread for that kind of thing?its not like either side is going to sway opinions or figure out what side that actual consensus is going to come down on...
Rolled 1>>30913045>i'll rest and get patched up a bit. Will you stay with me?
>>30913075Those 3 or 4 anons are very opinionated on the matter and don't know how to shut up once they've started ruining everyone else's fun.
>>30913045>>i'll rest and get patched up a bit, you meet up with Talon and Zaan and figure things out.Yes dear.
Rolled 2>>30913045>i'll rest and get patched up a bit. Will you stay with me?time for Tia in a nurses outfit
>>30913045>>i'll rest and get patched up a bit, you meet up with Talon and Zaan and figure things out.
>>30913045>i'll rest and get patched up a bit, you meet up with Talon and Zaan and figure things out.We can't leave these mortals unattended in the wylds, they need some kind of exalted with them
Rolled 10>>30913045>i'll rest and get patched up a bit, you meet up with Talon and Zaan and figure things out.
Rolled 2Why am I suddenly imagining Maka resting on a throne while Garnet fans us with a fern and Regis feeds us grapes and Tia is the throne
>>30913045>we need to meet up with Talon and Zaan first.Lets only rest up once we are assured that the Fae will get fucked up in our absence. Oh wait, we also need to toss Samiel into the boat. He must be drowning right now!
>>30913045Maka's HusbandWife is dashing and adorable.>i'll rest and get patched up a bit, you meet up with Talon and Zaan and figure things out.
Rolled 2>>30913112Cuz it's a good idea
Rolled 7>>30913045>i'll rest and get patched up a bit, you meet up with Talon and Zaan and figure things out.And let them know another noble is down. Also, let's make sure Samiel is okay. As much as I want to see nurse Tia, she's really needed out there killing fae. As soon as we're patched up, we have some sailors with iron to lead into battle.
>>30913167The Shy Virgin who's cherry we need to pop once this is all done.
Rolled 2>>30913167The prince of Tianna.
Rolled 2>>30913133>adorableYes.>dashingEXTREMELY.>WifeNo.>HusbandNot yet.
>>30913177>TiannaIsn't that that random nation in that random place with the cutie dragon blooded queen? That is both MILF and not?
>>30913192Have we ever told her how dashing she is? Because she is incredibly dashing. Maka should be swooning all over the place (except that she seems more the type to be pleased/amused than to ever properly swoon).We should totally make a show of swooning theatrically for her whenever she does something we're really impressed by. I think she'd enjoy that.
>>30913212>Isn't that that random nation in that random placeThe kingdom on the same island we're still on? Yes.
Rolled 10>>30913213>Have we ever told her how dashing she is?I don't believe we have. I really hope Exaltedfag has Maka say that in-character in the next post. It would give Tia a huge self-esteem boost, I'm sure.
>>30913213Quite so, good anon. Quite so.
"...I will." you say, worried that you might be about to step on a Crazy Tia Landmine. "...but you try and see if you can find your two Lunar pals somewhere. We need to meet up and find this Doran Doran or whatever his name is and his castle."Tarien Dorian." helpfully suggests Garnet, pulling the knife out of his arm and taking a bite out of it. In the background, a few pirates rappel down with ropes and retrieve the passed-out Samiel, trying to figure out a way to haul him onboard.Tia looks at him. "How did the fae do, by the way? Is he a keeper?">definitely a keeper.>i don't know. What do you want to do, Garnet?>maybe not for me, but you can have him.>swear that you'll leave and never harm humans anymore and i'll free you of your oath to me.>he has outlived his usefulness, let's kill him.>
Rolled 3>>30913213She needs a tricone hat. With the entrance and the whole lets go boys she does seem like a dashing pirate boarding party leader....
Rolled 1>>30913256He's been pretty useful up til now, let's keep him for a bit more
>>30913256>definitely a keeper.Fae who took shot to save us. Might as well keep him. Always useful to have one around for fae things.
>>30913256>definitely a keeper.He's been useful so far, and no signs of any treachery, so no need to drop him yet.
Rolled 10>>30913212For the love of god just read through the archives already you lazy fuck
Rolled 1>>30913256>Hmm, not sure how we'll keep him fed, but damn if he isn't useful.>Tentatively leaning towards keeper.
>>30913256>i don't know. What do you want to do, Garnet?I don't personally mind keeping the eldritch abomination around, i'm more worried about how our allies are going to see him.still, let's see if he can muster more initiative than "I wub yu"
Rolled 10>>30913256>dunno.He did take a knife in the arm for us however needlessly that was.What does he want, i guess if he can amanage not to eat souls and stuff.
>>30913256Lets just keep for a while longer I guess.
Rolled 1>>30913256>definitely a keeper.
>>30913298>>30913303Garnet probably wants to be Maka's chair
>>30913295>>30913296>>30913303>>30913310>>30913275Fuck's sake, /tg/ dice
Rolled 1>>30913256I don't care one way or the other if we keep him, but before Tia puts us down, we need to tell her how dashing and/or gallant she is.
Rolled 3>>30913295You know I"m just doing this so your rolls get better I hope? I've actually been here since around thread 5.
>>30913256>>definitely a keeper.
>>30913298We can keep him in an uncapped desmane or a wyld tainted area or just send him into the middle marches now and then. The Guild will trade slaves for gossamer if we want.
>>30913331Supporting this dialogue. Also may I add a chaste kiss on her check?
>>30913357Could also just give human foes over to him if we really are in a pinch. Mean we are planning on fighting lintha.
>>30913357Not sure we want to be involved in the slave trade, but the other options may work.
>>30913298That's also my main concern, so I second this vote
>>30913320Given how he's acted so far, I'd say "a desire to be treated as furniture" is entirely in-character for him.
"keeper. He helped me out quite a bit." you reply."Good." she nods. "...I don't have to tuck your blankets in to be sure you actually get to rest, right?""...no, no, don't worry." you giggle. "I'm out of breath and everything hurts. I think I'll be sleeping like a rock."...she DOES seem a bit miffed by this, but takes it in stride. "Alright then. I'll go and see the others. Leaving you in charge here, Rubel.""Don't take too long." he replies. "This place gives me the creeps."You're helped up the ship, which is crowded full of pirates as all three crews have been concentrated here. You're surprised to see them working so well together. You can only hope Tia didn't have to eat anyone to get them to collaborate.You and Samiel are brought to an impromptu infirmary, where you finally can sink into a real, soft bed. The crew is understandably scared and terrified by Garnet, but they seem to take your silent acceptance of his presence as some sort of endorsement, so you don't have to see any scenes of mass panic. No one asks anything, and you're grateful about that.So, you're left in a room alone with a passed-out Samiel and the fae. You enjoy a quick nap.[Essence: 2/5]You open an eye. You have no idea how much time has passed. Garnet is sitting on your bed."I need to talk to you, Maka."You silently nod, letting him talk."Tia is right. I don't really love. I'm just a very good liar. My entire existence is a lie, after all."You tense your muscles."Don't worry. I'm still not going to betray you. You see, the point is that I believe my own lies. Especially when they're so convenient.">what do you mean, convenient?>what do you want from me?>how do i know i can trust you?>can you just shut up and let me sleep?>maybe I should punish you a little. (Truth/lie)>maybe i should kill you. (Truth/lie)
Rolled 7>>30913528>>what do you want from me?Let's get to the heart of the matter.
>>30913528>what do you want from me?He probably wants the prince dead or something
Rolled 4>>30913528>maybe I should punish you a little (truth)Magical S&M?
>>30913528>what do you want from me?
>>30913528>what do you want from me?Does he want to go on adventures with this 'love?'
Rolled 2>>30913528>what do you want from me?>maybe I should punish you a little. (Truth)
Rolled 4>>30913528Awww. We didn't tell Tia that she's our gallant, dashing, moonsilver knight...>swoon
>>30913528>>maybe I should punish you a little. (Sexy Truth)
>>30913528>what do you mean, convenient?>what do you want from me?
>>30913528>What do you mean, convenient?
Rolled 5>>30913528>what do you mean, convenient?
Rolled 9Would there be a Zenith charm that permanently increases our rate of healing? Maybe one that causes us to restore health at the exact same rate as essence, so we restore a lot while sleeping and basically nothing while being really active? I'm not saying it should be our next purchase, but if there's something like that, we should seriously consider picking it up once we have our other bases covered.
>>30913616There is an resistance charm (which in in the Zenith caste) called body mending meditation which accelerates your healing.
>>30913657Lovely. When can we get it?
Rolled 6>>30913558>>30913616Based dice
>>30913528>what do you want from me?Though I wonder why he is bothering to explain it? After all anyone who knows anything about the Raksha knows their emotions are a lie.
>>30913699Maka hasn't exactly been the pinnacle of informed lately.
>>30913699I think we can safely assume that Maka's lead a very sheltered life. That would account for the level of information that's needed to be explained to her in character.
Man he's annoying.You sit up from the bed, and grab him by the collar. As he protests, you shut him up with a "what the heck do you mean, Garnet? What do you mean by "convenient"? Depending on your answer, I might have to punish you.""...you managed to reclaim some land from is Wyld, but only the border. You won't be able to push any further, not without a lot of effort, magic and preparation. Even if you defeat the Prince of the Black Marsh, the Wyld will stay."You pull him down in the bed with you. "And I'm sure you have a plan. To suggest."He pulls a masterfully smug smile. "Something like that. You have scored one of your two objectives: push back the Wyld's influence on your Creation and gaining land and weakening our forces on the island.""The second one is stopping the raids making the entire western half of the island a dangerous land, unusable and unsettleable.""The Prince needs those raids to gain slaves, dreams, power. To fight a war with aonther fae lord. He has too much invested in it, including his pride. He will not give up on it. But I will."Now you see what his game is. "So that's your proposal? Dethrone Tarien Dorian and put you in charge?""In exchange I will stop the raids and we can agree on a pact. I might provide some... Other services you might enjoy, as well. You won't regret it.">i accept your deal.>samiel and the three rivers will have to agree as well, but i'll support you>samiel and the three rivers will have to agree as well, but i'm against it.>no, i don't trust you.>other?
Rolled 4>>30913793>samiel and the three rivers will have to agree as well, but i'll support youI'm inclined towards this one. If nothing else, we need the Lunars' advice, because we're a bit out of our leagues on this particular one.
>>30913793>samiel and the three rivers will have to agree as wellTotal neutrality.
>>30913793I don't see our allies going for this.... also, wouldn't he have to hunt humans to maintain his new position?Also, what does he actually gain from it?
>>30913793>samiel and the three rivers will have to agree as well, but i'm against it.
Rolled 4>>30913793NoWe want this land
>>30913821He gains rulership of the Wyld zone instead of just servitude. Ultimately we don't want the Wyld zone here at all.
>>30913793>>samiel and the three rivers will have to agree as well, but i'll support you
>>30913793>samiel and the three rivers will have to agree as well, but i'll support youFae allies are useful. We'll need to bind him deeply but we might want to keep him as a pet lord.
>>30913793I can't see the Lunars agreeing to this, don't they absolutely hate fae?
>>309137751) Garnet doesn't know how well-informed she is2) You're overestinating how well-known the setting's metaphyiscs is3) This Quest is meant to be newbie-friendly for people who don't know Exalted, so a lot of the more bizarre stuff gets explained.
>>30913793I doubt the Three Rivers will consent to the retention of any Wyld tint on the island.>>30913795Really not seeing how those are mutually exclusive.
>>30913850Certain lunars have a fondness for using fae against fae.
Rolled 5>>30913793>>samiel and the three rivers will have to agree as well Maka being the master of diplomacy that she is should probably stay neutral until at least talking with someone about the idea.
>>30913846I'd honestly suggest beating back the zone to a good point then letting him have the last bit in exchange for a oath to us.Having some Wyld magic could help if we keep him under our thumb.
>>30913793>>samiel and the three rivers will have to agree as well,NUDETRALITY HO!
>>30913868Ehhh, if we had a Twilight wyldshaping would be a good reason to keep it, but we don't. Either way this is too big a decision for us alone.
>>30913846>He gains rulership of the Wyld zone instead of just servitude.Obviously, I am asking what he actually GAINS from rulership over the wyld zone.Does he get power proportional to its size?Furthermore, I am asking if he would need to keep hunting humans
One of the easier ways to explain the idea is using him to block off any attempts at other fae going in. It's a lot easier to let a fae cats paw handle it when needed.
>>30913793>samiel and the three rivers will have to agree as wellI guess we should go with completely neutral but personally i wouldn't really mind having him there if we get something useful out of it
>>30913856>Really not seeing how those are mutually exclusive.Shouldn't Maka be a shy, moe-moe girl embarrassed by her beauty, in that case?
>>30913907the thing is, we have a bunch of allies who are staunchy opposed to the wyld being there at all and who can smell victory.We took out 2 of the 5 lords, and the lord is in war with another lord, meaning just weakening him could be his end.
>>30913902If he has a deal with us we can always add something in like. "Give us enough glamor to buy a damn palace every month." Or something in exchange for him keeping his own fief.
Rolled 3>>30913917We are kind of only in this thing to punchsplode stuff...so i dont see much reason to go either way.After we pucnhsploded stuff its up to the winning side how thez are going to divide it up or how it will deal it. We will trz to get something out of it but our main stuf was punchsploding.
>>30913929I have no idea what any of those things mean
>>30913793What will he do if we say no and just kill everyone?
It occurred to me that he swore to love us, not to serve us.
>>30913927Yeah. But really getting rid of any fae is pretty damn hard. Having a fae heavily bound to you is pretty useful. Biggest issue is the Lunars.
>>30913954That he did.
Rolled 10>>30913954>he swore to love us, not to serve usThis is yet another example of 'should have made the bitch surrender his Grace.'
>>30913793>samiel and the three rivers will have to agree as wellYea, lets stay neutral for the moment. Pity we can't Wyld Cauldron this place away.
>>30913940Money. Enough money to buy a palace depending on exactly what he plans to do as part of his deal.
We could demand one of his Graces in exchange for the wyld tainted land.
>>30914035Could do so. He probably would never give his heart grace though because that's retarded. He might give his sword though.
>>30913853Maybe have an internal monologue every once and awhile for things that Maka should know?
>>30914054Problem with that is all I can imagine for Maka's internal monologues is two shoulder angels, except instead of good/evil, one is a buff toned fighter who always says "punch it" and the other's a lewd, nude nympho who always says "fuck it".
>>30914052>>30914035what is a grace?
Rolled 7>>30914091And externalized artifact that Fae use to emulate emotions/virtues.
>>30914089Heh, I laughed
>>30914089how is that a problem?
>>30914052>>30914035Just for those that don't knowRaksha (aka fair folk aka fae) have five components to their "Soul" known as Graces. The Cup embodies compassion, the Ring embodies temperance, the Staff embodies conviction, and the Sword embodies valor. By taking his Sword grace we are literally taking his courage.Fae are weird like that.
>>30914091Fae are beings of chaos and so don't actually have what one would call free will/Emotions and stuff normally. So they forge them as artifacts to emulate how creation works.So if you say own their Sword grace you own their ability to harm and who they intend to harm. If you own their heart then you own them and their free will is yours to command as you desire.
Rolled 1>>30914089Maka is a Solar with Sex (caste:zenith) and Violence (favoured:dawn) as what she's best at.It's pretty much canon.
>>30914089Fund it!Also, we should really use the classic line "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" when Garn finally turns on us.
Mental + zenith = 4 4 5 3 10 7 = 3 successes"I can't decide on my own." you reply. "This is an alliance. I'm fighting alongside other people. They'll have to agree as well.""They don't necessarily need to know all of it, though. We can share it. Just the two of us. Or, whoever you intend to let in on it. But really, think about it." he gently caresses your cheek. His touch is sweet and delicate. "You have much to gain... The Wyld is a wellspring of endless riches for your old, dead Creation. The things that you hold precious and dear are just a step away in this beautiful realm of wonders-"He stops when you suddenly grab his hand, staring into his eyes. "...what?""...are YOU trying to seduce ME, Garnet?" you ask him.He keeps a straight face. "...yes?""My my, what should I do..." you grin, squeezing his hand a bit as you pull it to your chest. "Normaly I'm the one doing the seducing... Whatever should I do now... I told you that I was going to punish you, didn't I?">punch him out of the bed>clinch him>let yourself be seduced>counter-seduce him> other?
Rolled 6>>30914170>Counter-Seduce!How is this in question?Also, incoming botch!
>>30914170>counter-seduce himGET THAT HEART GRACE
Rolled 5>>30914170>counter-seduce himAs if we would pick anythign else
Rolled 9>>30914170>counter-seduce him
Rolled 3>>30914170>>counter-seduce himGotta keep with the natural order.
Rolled 6>>30914170>Counter-seduceDom the ever living fuck out of this pretty boy.
Rolled 3>>30914170Exaltedfag, what's the normal DC for our rolls?
>>30914170>clinch himI do not understand what that means
Rolled 5>>30914170>counter-seduce himHeart Grace.We needs it. Makes it ours...
Rolled 4>>30914170>counter-seduce himWe can't fail this, it's one of the only things Maka is good at
>>30914170There is a battle to yet be fought. It would be dickish as hell to everyone else if we enjoyed carnal pleasures while they continued the fight.GTFO, FAE
Rolled 9>>30914170>counter-seduce himExploit that sworn oath.
Rolled 7>>30914170>counter-seduce himMajestic radiating presence!
>>30914197Well, at least we got one success...Dammit TG dice!
>>30914170>counter-seduce him"the Wyld is a wellspring of endless riches for your old, dead Creation."God damn it this guy knows where to hit me to make me want to agree.
>>30914238We wasted all our good rolls earlier when people were rolling for no reason.
Rolled 2>Fey lord fights battles against other fey lord, presumably on other islandREGIS WAS RIGHT
So is there a reason we're not just killing this asshole?
>>30914335His usefulness might outweigh his risk.
>>30914335Because he hasn't given us any real reason to.
>>30914351He's a fae, and an asshole. I count two good ones.
>>30914335Since we've known him he hasn't given us cause to?
>>30914358It's a white wolf game, if you want to start killing people for being both amoral bastards and Erdrich abominations then that's like 95% of all named characters in the setting.
>>30914351>>30914366Well, besides that whole 'wait until convenient to actually join the fight' bullshit he pulled.I expect he'll be the first to try and eat our soul if he drags us from a fight with 1 hp remaining...
>>30914380Wel we've killed or beaten up pretty much every asshole we've met in the quest so far, so...
Rolled 6>>30914170>punch him out of the bedWhy are we doing this with a Fae?
>>30914399>Volcano god>Rapist and murdering pirates>Our waifu is a fucking man eating monster
>>30914417Because fae are cute and useful as long as you plan their betrayal or wrap them so hard around you they can't betray you.
>>30914425Let me specify: everyone who's been an asshole to us or people we give a shit about. I'm hardly advocating some kind of saintly MC here, but only the pirates actually were assholes 'on-screen', at least to us, and we beat them up and only let (most) live because they could help our plans - this guy has been blatantly trying to manipulate us, he doesn't fit in our plans at all, and he's slimy as hell. I don't see the appeal...
>>30914476Mainly it's because noble fae in general have useful traits to exploit. That and she has high seductive skills so might as make use of it and bind a new ally to us.Right now he is trying to manipulate us but that's kind of what Raksha do. I kind of trust her skills at turning it around then making use of him.
>>30914476Simple.This is /tg//tg/ want sexy times.Why else do you think the MC is a bronzed sex goddess with boobs as big as her head, who, whenever the option is presented, fucks anything that moves.
>>30914514Our rolls for this have been kind of shit, depending on how high the individual DC for rolls is.
>>30914523But what about Samiel or Talon or any of the much better dudes to fuck (not even talking about the ladies...I miss Irene).I mean, fuck, I thought we had standards.
Rolled 2>>30914523>boobs as big as her headWhat? No. She's busty, but that's just gross.
>>30914550Oh, I wasn't approving of it.This quest is a very thinly veiled attempt for /tg/ to get its rocks off.I'm mostly just here for the exalted info since I'm interested in it, but not interested enough to read the books on it.
>>30914550>But what about Samiel or Talon or any of the much better dudes to fuck.Later. That and we already have a alliance and they aren't bound to their word. Though I'm thinking in the pure cold pragmatic stance of allies. Just because I don't like brown girls.
Rolled 7>>30914573honestly i could not care less how maka looks.the writing though is very good thus far and the actions seem entertaining enough. A former rozal that has gon on the gruby side favouring to engage in brawling and fucking her pain away. The exaltation just enhanced all that.
Rolled 7>>30914170>clinch himIF we go for his deal, then I expect binding oaths and tons of riches.
>>30914592>A former rozal that has gon on the gruby side favouring to engage in brawling and fucking her pain away. The exaltation just enhanced all that....buh?
Rolled 6>>30914617royal.Damn fucked up keyboard.
Rolled 7>>30914617former royal that has gone on the grubby sideI think.>>30914592If you're that guy posting from a broken keyboard, stop posting. It's a pain in the ass to read your posts.
Social + Zenith = 6 5 9 3 6 3 5 = 1 success.As you hold his hand to your chest and smile seductively, Garnet puts on an Embarrassed face. Time to close in for the final blow-"Um... sorry, Maka, but... I mean, I have no intention of offending you, but..."You lift an eyebrow."Well, compared to my people's standards for physical beauty, you're still a bit...""What?" You ask him, trying pretty hard to not sound like you're about to tear his head off."I mean, you definitely have one of the most beautiful bodies i have ever sen in a Creation-dweller, but... Like everything else in Creation, marred by its presence in a world of such brute matter, of unchanging, physical, three-dimensional space..."Your frown deepens."What I mean... Is that I found something else in you. While I imagine most of your superficial Creation-bound lovers are merely infatuated with your body, what really enticed me, the reason that brought me to profess my love to you, was what was within. The real treasure is inside the chest, no matter how beautiful the chest might appear. And, to reveal its beauty, you need to open it.""I hope you're not talking about my internal organs." Is your deadpan reply."No, no, no." He giggles, shaking his head. "I'm talking about your inner strength. Your legend. The way you pull others around you. That force. That personality. I'm talking about... your soul. That is what I'm in love with.">Try to seduce him, in a less "physical" and more "spiritual" manner according to his wishes>Subjugate him by brute force>Kick him out of the bed>Tear his head off>Tell him something (what?)>Other?
Rolled 10>>30914819>Try to seduce him, in a less "physical" and more "spiritual" manner according to his wishes
Rolled 3>>30914819>Kick him out of the bedMaka getting BTFO
Rolled 7>>30914819>Try to seduce him, in a less "physical" and more "spiritual" manner according to his wishes
Rolled 7>>30914819Seduce him
Rolled 7>>30914819>Try to seduce him, in a less "physical" and more "spiritual" manner according to his wishesHow is this gonna work?
Rolled 4>>30914819>Try to seduce him, in a less "physical" and more "spiritual" manner according to his wishes
Rolled 7>>30914843>>30914853>>30914854>>30914856Well that's a lot better than last time.>>30914819Exaltedfag, what's the individual DC?
>>30914819>Try to seduce him, in a less "physical" and more "spiritual" manner according to his wishes
>>30914819>Kick him out of the bedFuck, I don't wanna fuck this guy...
Rolled 5>>30914819>Try to seduce him, in a less "physical" and more "spiritual" manner according to his wishesLet's try again.
...Won't this make him soul drain us or something? Is IPP still up, and is that even relevant?
Rolled 1>>30914819Oh wow. Fae wants spiritual booty.
Rolled 4>>30914819So you like my intensity, the way I fan the fire in others and all the brutality of mz quite frankly direct approach on things.And why would be that, would you fancy to swalow me whole, only for you to regurgitate it back, fearing you would never meet somone like this again.
>>30914819>Try to seduce him, in a less "physical" and more "spiritual" manner according to his wishes"Tell me Garnet, what would make the better story? Another cautionary tale of Fae trickery, or the story of a fae struggling to overcome his ultimately false nature?"
Rolled 2>>30914819>kick him off the bed
>>30914869Depends on the actions in question. for social attacks, it's the social defense of the targeted person
>>30914819Actually learning metaphysical seduction would be really really useful. (like punching in the soul)... that being said I am somewhat worried about Tia, I would like to check up on everyone
>>30914897>Is IPP still up?It hasn't been a day so it should be. That and he would be a idiot to try to soul drain her since he wants to use her story to become stronger.
>>30914912I like this one!
>>30914819Woah Woah Woah!I'm fairly sure that the shapeshifting, heart-eating Lunar that declared us her waifu will NOT be ok with someone loving our soul.Didn't she say that our soul was her's and no one else's?
Rolled 9>>30914819>Kick him out of the bed
>>30914976...I did not think of things in such terms...
>>30914976he loves our soul, not vice versa.Also, if i am not mistaken this type of seduction will not involve sex.... in fact it might work best if we get out of bed and go outside
Rolled 2>>30914819>Kick him out of the bedHe dared to insult our body
Rolled 7>>30914819>>Kick him out of the bed>punch him in the faceWe said we'd punish him.Also, I really want his hearth now
Rolled 4>>30914819>>Try to seduce him, in a less "physical" and more "spiritual" manner according to his wishes
>>30914819>Kick him out of the bedWhat a dick
>>30915043I believe she said roughly "[Maka's] soul is [Tia's] and no one else's"This Fae lusts for our soul. This will not end well when Tia finds out.
>>30914819>Try to seduce him, in a less "physical" and more "spiritual" manner according to his wishesLet's see if we can acquire some real loyalty from the fae.
Rolled 8>>30914819>Other?Ultimatum time. He follows and obeys our legend and maybe he'll get that castle if it's too much trouble to get rid of the Wyld. If it isn't, then maybe we'll be nice and spare him once we smack his prince down and burn away every trace of fae on the island.
>>30914819>Kick him out of the bed
>>30914819>Kick him out of the bedLet's tell Tia about this later
>>30915147As our legend is still in the making I'm not sure how that would prevent him from making "And then she was betrayed!" a part of it. Just not seeing how that's binding is all.
God fucking damn it /tg/ stop thinking with your boner.We've got one of the best lunar waifus ever and you want her to go full NICE BOAT on us for some no-name dick? God damn it she's letting us fuck everyone we want as long as she has our soul and love. We have one thing we absolutely can't whore out, and we're giving it out like it's not even ours?Fuck you guys.>Kick him out of the bed
>>30914819>Kick him out of the bedWe're not getting gruby fae fingers all over our soul, thank you very much
Rolled 5>>30914819>Try to seduce him, in a less "physical" and more "spiritual" manner according to his wishesLooks like were on page 9 now
>>30915174That's why you bind fae really really damn hard.
Rolled 3>>30914819>Kick him out of the bed
>>30915184>SoulYou guys do realize that he can't touch our soul right? That's a shaping effect so it would just bounce off.
>>30915174Or... "and then he killed tia who competed for our affections"
Rolled 2>>30915184We're not giving him our soul, were just making him love us so we can take his fucking hearts grace
>>30915189Where do the pages go?
>>30915227>a lowly Fae>kill TiaNice one.
>>30914819>Kick him out of the bedI'm not interrested in soulsex with this guy
>>30914819>>Try to seduce him, in a less "physical" and more "spiritual" manner according to his wishes
Rolled 1>>30914819>Try to seduce him, in a less "physical" and more "spiritual" manner according to his wishes
>>30914819>Kick him out of the bed>>30915241He already loves us, he swore it.And if we really want his hearth, we tell him to give it to us or we kill him
>>30915260...you realize that soul sex isn't a thing, right?
>>30915227>Fae >Kill a lunarLike maybe if he had a entire army of fae he could assuming a ambush and not being binded hard enough.
>>30914976>>30915144samefag here, just to be clear I'm not shitting up the vote>Kick him out of the bed>>30915184This bastard gets it. Thank the Unconquered Sun
>>30914819>Try to seduce him, in a less "physical" and more "spiritual" manner according to his wishesSeriously
>>30915301Yeah, I'm pretty sure the vote period closed a long time ago. And yes, you
>>30915287But how does he love us? Is it like a lover, soft? Or is it like a vore fetishist disparate to sate his need?He's a Fae, he can redefine his love within the context of his vow however he wants, not stop trying to force an ultimatum that will result in us spending our limited essence while deep in enemy territory!
>>30915250I meant via backstabbing her when she is injured from fighting someone else.
Rolled 2>>30914819>Kick him out of the bed
Rolled 8>>30915339Which is why we beat a better vow out of him once we've won
(this vote is exactly or very nearly even, and the two options are quite mutually exclusive. I'm unsure as to what i should do, so I'll have Maka not pick any one, undecided between the two. Archive the thread if you liked it. I will shortly open a new one with the result and a quick wrap-up.)
Rolled 1>>30915374Bye bye 7 successes
>>30915374Well, at least we aren't burning any bridges.
>>30915374Dude, its not even at all there is a clear majority for seducing him. Then the one or two people who didn't like it started samefagging like crazy, leading to counter samefagging by a few supporters.
Rolled 4>>30915374soul tease ? make him want us need us then kick him out of bed?
>>30915374No its not even close man. call a strict vote.
Rolled 4>>30915374So we let people walk all over us again instead of deciding?I'm really getting sick of this
>>30915374Please don't throw away our successes please.
>>30915426His raksha, we king him out of our bed and suddenly he's our sheets.
>>30915426blue soul balls!
Rolled 1>>30915374we need a better voting system
>>30915374That vote wasn't remotely close. I urge you to go with the initial impression. What happened to the ten minute voting limit?
>>30915438You mean ovaries. Maka has needs you know.
Rolled 4>>30915426I'd be okay with this
>>30914819cut off with the ten minute limit is here >>30914972>>30914843>>30914854>>30914864>>30914856>>30914865>>30914869>>30914875>>30914895>>30914904>>30914909>>30914912vs >>30914942>>30914894>>30914853HOW IS THIS EVEN AT ALL?
>>30915374Final destination vote?
>>30915489Because the people with more blood in their bigger heads voted too late.
>>30915426So we engage him in sweet conversation, telling lies and stories and just as we're revealing the twist we tell him to get the fuck out so we can go back to sleep? Yeah, that's going to go over well...
>>30915439He just needs to use the voting system we have.
Rolled 7>>30915409> please ignore everyone that disagrees with me and do what I want
>>30915513>Yeah, that's going to go over well...With who, him? Who gives a shit.
>>30915513Or we have sweet conversation, and then when it's about to get serious we fall asleep because HE INTERRUPTED OUR MUCH NEEDED NAP
>>30915489It isn't welching on this is bullshit.
>>30915549We do. That's the whole point of seducing him.
>>30915509translation : "I didn't get what I want so you going to half to here me cry and yell and bitch." no one gives a fuck about what you want. get here early to vote or don't bitch
>>30915170Tia will be very disappointed in us for failing to seduce a mere Fae Lord, especially one that is already a member of our exotic harem!Tia's the best.
>>30915566But why. Why the fuck would we care what a Fae/asshole/powerless mook things.
>>30915434I'm not.>>30915454When did I ever say there was a voting time limit in this Quest? There isn't. threads start very early morning american time, and start very slowly. And my updates are usually very slow because I do other stuff between posts, or have to work via tablet, or both. I'm not using a ten-minutes limit.>>30915427Seduce: 17 until my last postKick: 18 until my last post>>30915409I don't really have a 100% sure way of telling samefags from honest posters in mid-thread. I'm running this on the honor system.>>30915439I'm open to suggestions.
>>30915549Well us, just because he loves us doesn't mean he has to be helpful, so we'll be losing an asset. And Tia, because you know she wanted to hatefuck him.
>>30915601put an option up, quote only vote.
>>30915600>powerless mookhe is not a mook, the goblins are mooks. He is one of the 5 fae lords (well, 4 now because we killed one)
>>30915613five minute timelimit.
>>30915601well when there is such a big split, use a time limit voating12 quotes/number only in first 4 minuets ?
>>30915617And most of his power seems to be contingent on risking having him along potentially betraying us, or going against all our plans and allies and installing him as a Fae leader. Who needs him.
Rolled 8>>30915628That's ridiculous, even a 10 minute time limit is hard enough to meet, people have things to do other than refreshing 4chan every 2 minutes.
>>30915648This is a COMPLETELY different argument from him being a powerless mook.
>>30915661That's the limit on how fast you can repost an exact copy of something you posted.
Current voting system is fine, we had a really close vote this time, it happens
>>30915648>>30915667It's also an even worse argument as there's an incredibly simple way to make sure he never betrays us.
>>30915667Its one or two guys constantly moving goalposts.
Rolled 8>>30915677And your point is?If i were to fudge the vote, adding a thought or reason for the choice every time i voted wouldn't be hard. Which makes a time limit to prevent multiple vote completely useless.
The problem here is that we don't know what "spiritually seduce" MEANS. Are we betraying our lunar waifu? Or are we just having talky sex with the fae?
>>30915648>>30915667>>30915689This all seems pointless arguing because we didn't do shit with any of our other acquired allies besides the Queen/Princess and Tia (for other reasons). Why would we do anything with this dweeb but get his oath then tell him to fuck off?
>>30915706Right. and if he calls a contentious vote your votes wouldn't count because they wouldn't be a strict quote.You link back to the post and say "1" or "2" ANYTHING ELSE AND THE VOTE DOESN'T COUNT.
Since this is so divisive and such a huge deal:http://strawpoll.me/1339687You have half a hour, then I stop refreshing the page.New thread soon thereafter.
Rolled 3>>30915723Then how do you do 'Other'?It sucks the fun out of questing.And the point about people being busy?
>>30915755you only call it when shit like this happens.
>>30915755You only to them when there's a split two way decision.And if you too busy to participate in a quest you should probably be focusing on whatever the hell it is that you are doing since it's more important.
Rolled 8>>30915786You mean tie breaking? You have a point. Even then, i feel that demanding people vote within 4 minutes is overly harsh and shouldn't be done.
>>30915839Probably better than relying on strawpoll, which does have several exploits to allow multiple voting.
>>30915839Exactly. Ten minutes at least for normal voting. Five minutes is fine for Final Destination, but nothing else.
Rolled 10>>30915859>>30915856I still think it's way too harsh.
>>30915879I voted five times.
>>30915879that's the point
Rolled 7>>30915893You're a dick.
>>30915859I'd say 15 minutes for the initial vote, just to give people that have other things to do this time of day the time to check back in.Also, looks like kick him out is going to win the strawpoll. So, do we fully enslave him or kill him before the inevitable betrayal?