You ask your Equerry - your straight-as-an-arrow, so-square-she's-all-edges bitch of an Equerry - to tell you more about what she's suggesting. A suggestion that you never thought would actually come from her, of all people. You'd have expected it to come from Kharn, or even Risa, being the weird foreigners they are. Not from Miki Sayaka herself, famous in your Officio for having such a big stick up her ass she'd be able to beat God to death with it if she ever managed to lever it out of there."W-what else is there to say about it? I-it's not fucking rocket science, Murderface." Sayaka stutters here, and you could feel her glaring at the back of your head. Probably trying to see if she could make your brain explode out the front of your skull. "Just...it's just having a relationship with two people at the same time."Isn't...isn't that just two-timing, though? Cheating on another girl with another? That's pretty much what got you into shit with Wendy in the first place. Is Sayaka giving you a shovel to dig yourself deeper in the hole you've already dug for yourself?
>>30730241"No, it's not cheating, for fuck's sake!" Sayaka growls from behind her rebreather. "It's different! Cheating's when you take up another relationship on the sly and neglect the first one. What I'm suggesting is taking another relationship, then making sure your first relationship knows about this and is okay with it, and maybe another relationship forms from that. So it's...instead of just two people, it's three." You hear her mumble 'dumbass' under her breath. "Do you understand? That's a pretty important distinction, you know."...Yeah. You sort of do. It's...do Americans actually do that kind of thing? You know about Kharn and her sleeping around, but this is a completely different level..."Well, they're foreign, aren't they? Of course they'd do something like that." You can't argue with that, you agree. Still...it seems like she knows a lot about this. She isn't speaking from experience, is she?"Are you--" Sayaka looks at you, wide-eyed, before shaking her head, visibly trying to hold herself back. "You know what? I'll let that pass, Murderface. You've been somewhat tolerable, and you did save Kyoko. But don't fucking push it, alright?"...Right."Good. Sayaka nods. "Anyway. I learned about it during one of the times I had to visit the Eighth on Officio business. Before your time, so you weren't there."Huh. Well, how did that look like?"It was alright, I guess?" Sayaka shrugs her bare shoulders here. "Didn't look all that different from a typical relationship, just more members. I was expecting it to be absolutely creepy, but it looked alright." She chuckles, the sound strangely resembling that someone drowning underwater. "They still have the same fights couples go through, arguments, taking sides and such, but it's neat to have a third party to mediate things whenever things get too bad. Also helps when one of them is away or busy - the one left behind isn't too lonely or neglected, since she's got the other one." [1/2]
>>30730272Sayaka hesitates. "One thing I did notice, though. All the setups like that I found? The...three-person setup?" She holds up a gloved hand, three fingers raised. "They have sex a lot. Like...a whole lot of it. AWOL lot." She frowns and shudders, as if visibly shaken from a memory. "Stumbled into one of their showers once, and...well. You know."...She doesn't say.Americans, huh?"Americans." Sayaka nods sagely.What do you do now?Ask Sayaka how you can...apply this new information to your situation. Hypothetically, of course.Set this new information aside, contact Kyuubey. Report on your current status.Focus on getting home safely. You can talk about this later.
>>30730282>[x]Ask Sayaka how you can...apply this new information to your situation. Hypothetically, of course.
>>30730282>[X]Ask Sayaka how you can...apply this new information to your situation. Hypothetically, of course.It continues!
>>30730241>[x]Set this new information aside, contact Kyuubey. Report on your current status.
[X]Set this new information aside, contact Kyuubey. Report on your current status.
>>30730282>[x]Set this new information aside, contact Kyuubey. Report on your current status.Chiaki is smart enough to figure the rest out herself, I'm sure.
[X]Set this new information aside, contact Kyuubey. Report on your current status.I doubt Sayaka can really help us much more, and we'd need to discuss it with Midorin as well.
>>30730282>Ask Sayaka how you can...apply this new information to your situation. Hypothetically, of course.It feels like both of them have imbibed quite a lot of alcohol and are concocting some crazy scheme.>>30730272We've got something to do inbetween posts now: discuss the arcana of the other characters.
>>30730282>Set this new information aside, contact Kyuubey. Report on your current status.Time for mission clear bonuses.
>>30730282[x]Ask Sayaka how you can...apply this new information to your situation. Hypothetically, of course.Normally I'd forgo pursuing this discussion in favor of doing our job, but I'm really interested in hearing Sayaka's thoughts on this.
>>30730316Its not rocket science, and even if it is, Dildoes can probably help out.Would that make it a foursome?
>>30730282Suggestions for application of this troubling information. Nothing hypothetical about it
[X]Ask Sayaka how you can...apply this new information to your situation. Hypothetically, of course.[X]Set this new information aside, contact Kyuubey. Report on your current status.
>>30730336Oh man, we should hook Dildoes up with Murderface.
>>30730282>[X]Focus on getting home safely. You can talk about this later.We have much to think about.
>>30730272[X]Focus on getting home safely. You can talk about this later.
>>30730336I don't think it counts if they're the same person.
>>30730336I'm not sure it counts as cheating if it's a fragmented part of your own psyche
>>30730282>[X]Ask Sayaka how you can...apply this new information to your situation. Hypothetically, of course.>[X]Set this new information aside, contact Kyuubey. Report on your current status.
>>30730282Set this new information aside, contact Kyuubey. Report on your current status.I'm giggling, but it's professional time now.
>>30730379>it's professional time now.Then the professional thing to do is stow it and maintain radio silence until we're back in Mitakihara.
>>30730282>[x]Set this new information aside, contact Kyuubey. Report on your current status.
>>30730282>Set this new information aside, contact Kyuubey. Report on your current status.Calm it down you horndogs.
>>30730282[X] Ask how you apply this"So how did Kyouko take that revelation when you told her?"
>>30730272>"Are you--" Sayaka looks at you, wide-eyed, before shaking her head, visibly trying to hold herself back. "You know what? I'll let that pass, Murderface. You've been somewhat tolerable, and you did save Kyoko. But don't fucking push it, alright?">>...Right.Good, because any hint of that would probably fuck Kyoko up back.
>>30730282[X]set new info aside, contact kyubey[X]talk to Mami about situation when you get back[X]check mm x mm for threesomes involving the chars[X] make sure midori catches us reading it[X] mention not knowing she was into threesomes[X] bring up the topic
>>30730282[X] Set this new information aside, contact Kyuubey. Report on your current status.
>>30730282>[X]Ask Sayaka how you can...apply this new information to your situation. Hypothetically, of course.Made it in time not sleeping was worth it
>>30730421[X] Make a head start on all that sex we're supposed to do[X] in the shower
Rolled 7>>30730282[x]Focus on getting home safely. You can talk about this later.
I guess we should get the rest of those comics to see if Midori has written any threesomes in them.
>>30730421....this brings up an interesting point. We can probably learn more about Midori from that than we'd expect. It might have other characters we'd recognize....
>>30730417I'd fuck Kyoko up back, if you know what I mean.
>>30730475Eh, I'm against it on the grounds that most things we could find in MMxMM would probably just give us the wrong idea. The exception would probably be her kinks, relationship stuff on the other hand I'd be very wary of taking anything from her writing.
>>30730498Which is why it's brought up jokingly.
Ok I really need to know now, why the hell is Sayaka a Xenophobic on Americans?
>>30730532Because she's jananese?
>>30730532She's Japanese. This is considered normal behavior.
>>30730532It's not xenophobia so much as "Oh those wacky foreigners", and it's a pretty common Japanese mindset.
>>30730544What's the Sayaka version of watermelon?
>>30730564thats the sliced pieces in that pic
>>30730532Because she's Japanese.
>>30730560but why is it a mindset for them?
>>30730591It's commonly held towards all foreign nations, not just Americans. All islanders are insular to a certain extent.
>>30730604Or, applying Occams Razor, it could just be that Americans are fucking nuts.But of course it could never be that, could it?
>>30730591Mostly because Japan was an isolationist island society foever and they never really learned much about other countries, other than what osmosed through international pop culture.
>>30730623strange, thought the two atom bombs change that.
>>30730640No just reinforced it
>>30730640You don't root out ancient ingrained cultural mindsets overnight. Or even over half a century.Shit takes time.
>>30730591They were completely isolated for 200+ years until the US showed up in 1853 and said "open up and trade with us or we'll fucking kill you all."Semi-relevant, synopsis for a show airing in April:>In the late Edo period, Japan had experienced an unprecedented crisis by Kurofune (Black Ships), the ships from foreign countries. But a giant robot called Onigami, which has existed since ancient time, dispelled the Kurofune ships and the exclusion of foreigners was accomplished. The story begins in Japan where Meiji restoration in 1868 didn't happen. The tagline says, "I can be the greatest man in the world, because I am a virgin!!"
>>30730623while a friend of mine was living in Japan, a Japanese woman offered him a bottle of sake in exchange for showing her his dick, because she wanted to see if it was true that white men are bigger. Japanese people are weird.
>>30730623>>30730654Because, of course, the fault MUST be the with the perception of the poor ignorant non-murricans, right?No way it could have any basis in fact.This bizarre immunity to any form of criticism is just one of the mental defects that makes the Japanese think you're all insane.>>30730669>people are weird.FTFY.
>>30730669Japan sounds awesome
>>30730325Is there even something to Discuss.
Chiaki-HermitKharn-TowerMisaka-SunMalal-PriestessKyoko-Magicianthoughts?>>30730719MGNQ is pretty different. Just look at all the changed arcana above.
>>30730689So Sayaka's bold claims about people from a culture she barely knows are clearly insightful and accurate?
>>30730744Americans fuck a lot yes
>>30730744Probably more accurate than the average American insight to Japanese culture
ITT cultural sensitivity
>>30730766To be fair, Sayaka knows a few Americans.Granted the ones she knows may not paint the best picture, but ya gotta go with what you know, right?
>>30730790the same can be said about the Japanese.
>>30730770A subject that most of western society is actually fucking terrible at but they tell themselves they are great>>30730790Exactly, Sayaka is working from experience just because her experience isn't representative of the people as a whole she is still basing it PFF observed reality
>>30730732Mumi - EmpressPinky - DevilSallaka - StrengthWendy - MoonDildoes/Murderface/Braids - DeathI think Chariot suits Kharn more though
>>30730544I got something for you, not sure if you caught it last thread
>>30730811Wouldn't kharn be the hermit?
>>30730732>MGNQ is pretty different. Just look at all the changed arcana above.Thats because you and Dan dont seem to know what the Tarots mean. Giving The Hermit to Chiaki? Really?Mami The Chariot instead of The Empress?No, no, nevermind, I dont want to talk about it, this will summon STUPID people with STUPID opinions.
>>30730850Tarot is hard, anon. These people opened a wikipedia page or googled "tarot cards" - you can't expect them to have anything approaching understanding.Just do what I do and pretend they're not there.And be quietly annoyed.
>>30730869I know jack shit about the tarot cards...which is why I follow what you said since they first pop up.
>>30730272ah so sayaka is into NTR eh~
>>30730898Sayaka is into justice. NTR is not justice.
>>30730850>Mami The Chariot instead of The Empress?You do realize that's a joke, in the vein of "Mami is the town bicycle" (because she totally is)?Re-read the tags up in the status screen and then go buy yourself a sense of humor at the cornerstore.
>>30730850Realistically Chiaki should probably be The Fool, starting out with nothing and making her way toward enlightenment.Wendy as The Moon is pretty correct, though. And it's the number on the Golden Mask....Nya.
>>30730905Also, she's... pretty jealous when it comes to Kyoko.
>>30730919Where risa profile you promised
>>30730928When she shows up again (probably).
>>30730919>Enlightenment.I SEE YOU HIDING BEHIND THAT DAMNED CAT PACIFISTFAG!
>>30730934...-_- we don't believe you cat.
>>30730916Why is Mami such a slut?
>>30730944Whoa hey. I throw gas on the fire sometimes, but not THAT much!>>30730948You shouldn't!
>>30730966Because she's too nice to say no to all the people who fall in love with her massive Mammies?>>30730944>>30730971Just yanking your chain, bro! Couldn't resist...
>>30730811Kharn with Risa is unbridled hedonism to the point where you're enslaved to it. That's Kharn.Mumi is Empress. Pink is Hanged Man or Moon.
>>30730966Better question:Why ISN'T everybody else?
So, are we forming a harem now?
>>30730966because she is and she loves the feeling of using everyone to suit her needs (in and out of bed)
>>30731011...Hey, yeah this guy's got a point
>>30731021Officially? NoUnofficially? Very yes.
>>30731021Now? People have been trying for ages. I still think its going to be trap from Deculture though (not that kind of trap!) thats going to backfire horribly.
>>30731046Either way, we need to get in Maximum Sex with Midori now just incase she or Wendy kill each other, or us.
>>30731021Look back at how many threads ago watermelon has been spoken of as the preferred route. This is not new.
>>30731021>>30731032>>30731046It's called ménage à trois, you philistines!
>>30731021Yeah, we just need to get Kyoko to witch out and we can have Sayaka.
>>30731046>A trapDeculture would never encourage us to do something that might emotionally hurt us/the other characters.He'd never do that.Ever....Right?S-sempai, you're not tricking me, are you?
>>30731075>implying we're stopping at threeNice try
>>30731075>Implying we'll stop at Wendy
>>30731046Watch us turn into a part of Midori's harem.Just watch.
>>30731075Still need to bring in pinky
>>30731091That was the trap all along.. hahaha!
>>30731100Pinky just likes to watch......and then violently tear your heart out at the most inconvenient moment.
>>30731077I'm sure we can just seduce her.
>>30731117Sayaka is too loyal to Kyoko to be part of our harem while Kyoko lives.
>>30731077>choosing Sayaka over KyobroAbsolutely disgusting
>>30731046Though I am hoping this is not the case, I get the feeling that getting people into a functioning love triangle would be very difficult, let alone an ex-girlfriend and a current lover. Although MMxMM might help a bit in finding common ground. I'd be pretty happy with no harem and Wendy being on neutral/OK terms with Midori.
>>30731129>Although MMxMM might help a bit in finding common ground. I'd be pretty happy with no harem and Wendy being on neutral/OK terms with Midori.I have a mental image that must not be denied.For mission purposes:Midori as mother, Chiaki and Wendy as daughters.
>>30731129Realistically, it should be almost impossible.
>>30731127That's why we get Kyoko first and use her as a leverage to bring Sayaka in.
>>30731128>choosing food over justiceNo, you're the worst.
>>30731162...but anon.Chiaki is justice.
>>30731117>Not posting the originalpleeeeeeeeb!
>>30731175another anon but...really? a tarot card joke?
>>30731079>Deculturewell its about time, we've been pushing for watermelon route ever since we got Midori, so I think after all these threads its finally nice to make some progress towards that, but Decu being Decu, of course there must be some shadowruns thrown in
>>30731153Magical Girl Noir Kindergarten
>>30731199speaking of, it's been a while since last update.
>>30730302 >>30730314 >>30730316 >>30730322You consider this new information that Sayaka's given you, and mentally file it away. It's...something interesting to look into a bit more, you think. You're not sure if you'll go through with it at all - it sounds like a messy way to deal with things, despite Sayaka's assurances - but at least you have a go-to plan in case you're pressed to do something about it.Right now, though, you're just trying to get yourself and your two squadmates back home, so you focus on that for now. You make sure to thank Sayaka for telling you about it, however. After all, it's not every day that she's helpful. It's not everyday that she actually listened to your problems instead of telling you to shut up or kill yourself."Well, don't spread it around. I don't need more people thinking I'm trying to butter you up for another promotion, or something." Sayaka snaps here, although you can hear the smile in her voice. "Now go on and get us home, Murderface. I'm kind of losing all blood circulation in my legs, here, so I'd like to get home sooner than later, alright?"Sure. You'll get on that.As you turn back to the task at hand - that is, manhandling the stolen MiG into getting you back into Japanese airspace - it's here that you attempt to contact Kyuubey. He'd want to know what's going on now, at least.Drawing upon Dildoes' half-remembered memories of operating jets of similar make, you manage to get the MiG's comms working. Soon, Kyuubey's voice crackles from the speakers of your pilot headset."Ah, Matsuda. How considerate of you to call in." There's no discernable difference as to how Kyuubey is talking now and how he talked before, but you could swear he sounds almost...relieved. Not really something you're used to, at all.[1/2]
>>30731199I think attempting what Sayaka is suggesting will cause us to lose points with Midori and burn our last bridge with Wendy.
>>30731234>another promotionSo far as I'm aware, there's only one more promotion available, and anytime she wants this job she can have it.
>>30731238I just want to burn the Midori bridge and go make up with Wendy.
Apparently Madoka is the Fool.
>>30731238Actually, Wendy wasn't entirely opposed to this idea. She brought it up herself.
>>30731265I want to burn all the bridges, become a monster with Pinky, and turn the world upside-down
>>30731295Got a quote?
>>30731297>implying that hasn't already happened. Two or three times over.
>>30731301i think it was during the last xmas interview thread. Dunno if it's in cannon anywhere.
>>30731295YFW Introducing Wendy to Midori causes them both to run off together and NTR Chiaki
>>30731301I think Wendy had a threesome with Kharn at some point atleast? Though a big jump from there to an actual relationship rather than just pure sex.
>>30731297We still need to find the monster version of ourself and add her to our harem.
>>30731238It is all in how it is handledThrow in enough Shoujo manga forgotten love, broken promises and redemption bullshit and she would go for anything
>>30731234"You've secured your evac, I presume? We've been tracking your position, and unless you've suddenly sprouted wings, you seem to be making quite a speedy return. You just passed Manila just a few moments ago."Ah. Yeah, you find an alternative evac from your own Shield. Convenient, that."Yes, quite so." Now the mutant cat bastard sounds amused. "Very fortunate of you to just have a functioning, well-maintained MiG in your Shield, Matsuda. I'm sure that you were thinking of using it for this exact purpose when you procured it from...wherever you got it from. Am I correct to assume that?"...Yeah. Just in case this specific scenario happened."Very well." A pause here. "Ashford is also en route to return, so you'll probably catch up on your current flight path. I've also made sure the necessary airspace watchers have been sufficiently warned of your approach, so they don't suddenly shoot down what appears to be a lone, armed jet fighter of the Russian Air Force making its way to Japan."That's...nice of him. You thank Kyuubey for this."Always a pleasure to assist my Warmaster." The incubator has never sounded so smug while deflecting gratitude. "Right. What of the objective, Matsuda? Has it been secured?" A moment, and it's here that Kyuubey seems to sound...well, just a tiny bit vindictive. Almost cruel. "And how much of a bother were my younger brother's henchmen to you? What did they scream when you murdered them?"This...this is new. How do you respond?
>>30731234Why is QB so relieved anyway? Did he know something!
>>30731327 to be perfectly honest. I am 100% okay with this series of events being the result of us trying for watermelon >>30731336Well it is more Kharn and Annie-May had sex and raped Wendy at the same time
>>30731301>>30731324Wendy Interview question about sharing Chiaki:"Sharing? ...Never really thought about it. It'd...they'd have to...love me too, though. Just as much. And I'd have to...y'know. ...Same thing....We'll see if we don't have to kill each other first, I guess. But yeah. I want to go back to how things used to be.">http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29056693/#p29058559
>>30731352[X] "They were angry I beat one unconscious with her own arms."
>>30731352[x] We secured the objective. Mostly they just screamed.
>>30731352"They mostly screamed screams. Though I did beat one unconscious with her own arms. That was fun."
>>30731295IIRC we brought up the idea of threesome/sharing Chiaki with both of them during the Christmas thread, and the verdict was pretty much 'Umm... Okay, but we all have to love each other!'
>>30731352Woah, I thought was supposed to be the bloodthirsty one here. You ok boss?Also yes Sayaka secured the objective.
>>30731352Threats of death and retribution.Their gems were left intact, however.
>>30731352Tell him about their interest in GW. Then tell him about ripping out that girls arms and beating her with them. Then ask if there is family trouble?Also, maybe ask if he knows that the objective contains? If there is a conflict, it actually could be a damn bomb!
>>30731352[X] "Nothing notable."
>>30731352"Oh, we were supposed to murder them? Should have said it beforehand, boss. For a mission involving Sayaka, we had a bit of a low killcount."
>>30731372[X] "Huh. You know, I don't think we actually killed any MGs. Sayaka?"
>>30731352[X] One of them kept screaming about killing everything, one kept screaming at the other that it was against their orders and the other one I think was screaming about me beating her unconscious with her own arms, it was a bit hard to hear her. The package is secured though, Sayaka saw to that. We need medical assistance when we land for Kyouko, she took a bit of a beating this time
>>30731352"Mostly grandstanding. Their Gems are generally intact, and I suspect they're in for far worse than simple murder once their boss realises how badly they screwed up.The Objective is secure, yes."
>>30731352[X] "all of their soul gems are still intact."in addition to anything else.
>>30731352I screamed, they screamed louder but for shorter. It was all equivalent.
>>30731352[x] "Objective secured. The screaming turned unintelligible when I beat one with her own arms."
>>30731352Should I have killed them?
>>30731401[X] "Still, missions technically not over 'til the debrief. Still time for something to go horrifically wrong."
>>30731347[X]Sayaka killed a giant robot. It roared more than it screamed.
>>30731352[X] Sayaka soloed this fuckhuge robot on the Rig. Did you have any Intel about that?
>>30731352>[x] "Did you know they modeled their interrogation technique off of me? ...Amateurs."
>>30731352Deadpan "We haven't encountered any resistance worth note. It was simple smash & grab just as mission description said."Two can play this game, cat!
>>30731352"We have it. You feeling ok, boss?''
Did we take their soulgems with us?If not, why?Could have ransomed them the same way they were planning to do it for us.
>>30731506No, we did not take their Soul Gems. Generally accepted practice by all Officio's is to leave Soul Gems where they fall. Decu answered this question last time.
>>30731506Our hands were full and so was Kyoko's.
>>30731506In the writeips the sixteenth girls felt pretty disposable to the organization.I don't think they would ransom for much.
>>30731506I believe this was covered last thread, general accepted policy is to leave soul gems of downed MGs to be recovered by their signed officio. Doesn't always happen that way, but that's the intent.
>>30731530>>30731537Ah, I see.That's okay then
>>30731327>>30731357go fuck yourselves and jump into the pit of hell.
>>30731327>>30731357Have either of you ever seen Being John Malkovich?
>>30731576>Pretending that this wouldn't make a bomb-ass story twist.
>>30731576get ready for the healing
>>30731327This is so noir. I like it.
>>30731629Would Mami disapprove of Watermelon?
>>30731640You've seen her hunting trophies, she would approve
>>30731640Probably not.Mainly because she disapproves of Wendy.
>>30731662>she disapproves of WendyYou might want to read that writeup a little more carefully.
>>30731662She would disapprove of Wendy getting back together with Chiaki.She would not disapprove of stray Wendy training.
>>30731605Yep, interesting movie and it does remind me of that situation. >>30731576Right back at you buddy
>>30731676I think its more that she thinks Wendy would be bad influence on Chiaki, now that Chiaki has become a tiny bit more "respectable". If it was the other way around (Chiaki influenced Wendy), she would probably be happy.
>>30731713It lets her play Wendy by proxy of Chiaki instead of being worried about Wendy interfering with her influence on Chiaki. She'd be all over it.
>>30731713More like Midori could be a good influence on both of them.Probably.
>>30731744Probably. Essentially the whole thing comes from that cat taming writeup. If I may quote:“She’s a different person now, Wendy-san. She’s finally getting rid of some of the awful habits she’d picked up from Kharn and…” Miss Tomoe nibbled her lip a little, then sighed softly. “And from you, Wendy.” She stared into her tea, giving the implications a moment to sink in. …Not that they needed to. It hit me almost as hard as the amnesia. Oh. Oh fuck no. She was trying to tell me I wasn’t good enough for her little girl anymore.
>>30731947That's fucking cute.
>>30731947You are killing me, and I'm okay with that.
>>30731970>>30731947That's cute fucking.
>>30731978But their clothes are on! It's clearly just cuddling (so far).
>>30731947Deadly cuteYou might be recorded as an acknowledged cause of heart attacks soon Hat
>>30731947>tfw no qt meguca gf
>>30731947God damn, Hat, your weaponized cute only increases in lethality.Midori a best
>>30732165Ponytail a best
>>30732125Midori a best.Wendy a bestChiaki a best.
>>30732177It really is.
>>30732269Hah, that's a good one.
>>30732177>>30732219>>30732222I prefer the untamed long hair, free for maximum hairflip.But a Bob is great too...
>>30732219I love how Pinky manages to mantain the "meanie" look even in wideface.
>>30732340The eyebrows are what seals it
>>30731369 >>30731372 >>30731378 >>30731381 >>30731403 >>30731410You turn back to Sayaka, who's also looped into this conversation via the copilot headset she'd also slipped on when you started to contact Kyuubey - and the blue-haired Eversor shrugs, evidently confused as well. You turn back to your controls, before replying to the seemingly...well, oddly bloodthirsty mutant cat bastard.The objective's secure, you mention that right off. The gaudily-decorated jewelry box, just like the client ordered.As for the Sixteenth, well...they didn't scream a lot when they died. They did however, scream a lot before the fact. Mostly it was just grandstanding, the usual death threats and promises of retribution. Nothing you haven't heard before. You made sure to at least leave the Soul Gems of those you put away intact, so they could try again next time.That's the first time you had to specify that kind of thing, especially in a report call. Is...is everything alright over there? Is Kyuubey okay?...Christ, the mutant cat bastard's got you asking about how he is. He actually got you to be CONCERNED about him.Is this how deeply the watch-wearing dildoness has seeped into you? Is this how much you've been corrupted?There's silence at the other end of the line, followed by a low chuckle. "While I appreciate your...very rare concern, Matsuda, I'm afraid that it was simply a failed attempt at humor in my part. I was trying to see if you'd be amused by trying to behave as unhinged as some of my brothers keep insisting I actually am."Really? The little fucker was...trying to make a joke?[1/2]
>>30732467QB plz.jokes don't suite you, they make you scary.
>>30732467>"I was only pretending to be crazy!"
>>30732467"As I said, a failed attempt. I'll endeavor to make a more spirited attempt in the future, when the opportunity allows itself."Huh. Well. It's...as long as he's not actually insane, then. "I assure you I haven't. Causing you undue concern was the completely opposite reaction I was looking for." Another chuckle. "If I had, then you would know for a certainty immediately. There would be no room for doubt when it happens."Ah. That's good to know, then."In any case, I congratulate you for a job well done. Please extend this to Miki Sayaka and Sakura Kyoko as well, the latter I can hear snoring even from here. I suppose you'll want a medical evac for her once you land?"...Yeah, you'll want that evac. And about that landing--"I've already had Mitakihara Airport cease all operations and clear all their runways in preparation for your approach, Matsuda." Your Incubator cuts you off here. "I've also dispatched the evac to meet you upon landing and provide medical attention to Sakura Kyoko - and yourself as well, should you require it." Kyuubey pauses for a moment. "Is that satisfactory?"Uh. It's...yeah, that's...satisfactory, you reply after a moment of stunned awe. Your Incubator just fucking shut down one of the largest airports in Japan. Just how much influence does this mutant cat have?"Don't be so surprised, Matsuda. This isn't the first mission I've sent my own Warmaster into. It's natural for an Incubator to handle things personally when his Warmaster is involved, after all." A smug silence. "Ah, about the main objective. I do hope you haven't opened it? It's harmless and inert as it is right now, but opening it could cause complications you'd probably not want to deal with."...Yeah, you didn't open it. No one did."Very good, Matsuda. Will there be anything else, then? Anything else you'd like to mention or ask?"Ask about the main objective. What's inside the box?Nothing else, Kyuubey. Just no more jokes, alright?Other.
>>30732467>followed by a low chuckleincubators can laugh?is the world ending already?
>>30732496>WHAT'S IN THE BOX
>>30732496>[x]Ask about the main objective. What's inside the box?
>>30732496[x]Ask about the main objective. What's inside the box?
>>30732496>>Nothing else, Kyuubey. Just no more jokes, alright?We'll find out about the box during the debrief, NOT on radio chatter.
>>30732496>[X]Ask about the main objective. What's inside the box?We're probably not supposed to know, and Kyubey probably won't tell us, but it's worth asking.
>>30732496>...Okay, so what exactly is WITH the box?
>>30732496>[X]Ask about the main objective. What's inside the box?"Should I know what's in the box? Or is that something to discuss when we're not stuck in a plane with it at 20,000 feet?"Otherwise,>[X]Nothing else, Kyuubey.
>>30732496[X]Ask about the main objective. What's inside the box?It feels wrong.
>>30732496[X]Ask about the main objective. What's inside the box?
>>30732496[x]Other."Have you reported to the First about the danger of the Golden Weapons? Until they come down like the fist of an angry god, I don't think the other Officio's will listen that the GW's are bad news."
>>30732496>[X]Nothing else, Kyuubey. Just no more jokes, alright?
>>30732467>>30732496Wait a minute.. HE IS CHUCKLING! CHUCKLING! HE HAS NO GODDAMN CONCEPT OF EMOTIONS HE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CHUCKLING! HE NEVER DID THAT BEFORE!
>>30732496[X] Just no more jokes okay? It is creepy
>>30732496Nothing else, Kyuubey. Just no more jokes, alright?
>>30732560Actually this, a thousand times this. The way the sixteenth was going on about them signifies people want them for their power, and that's bad news.
>>30732560Why would the first care? And if they did, what makes you think they would not order the 9th to give their GW's away too?
>>30732496[x]ask about the main objective, if it's not too much troubleotherwise[x]nothing else, get somebody to coach you in jokes
>>30732496>[X]Nothing else, Kyuubey.
>>30732560This is a good thing to mention. Chiaki did try to warn her captor and they fucking laughed it off.
>>30732560How about a wonderful exchange program where we give a golden weapon to each officio and let their best operator go crazy and murder-happy so that we can say "I told you so" and clean up the mess?What could possibly go wrong?
>>30732496[X] Nothing else, Kyuubey. Jst no more jokes, alright?
>>30732560And risk having the first take our gold to the fucking moon? Nuh uh.
>>30732580We want them for their power too you know. QB found a way to avoid the corruption by transferring it to Walpurgisnacht, but thats not necessarily the ONLY way.
>>30732496>[x]Other.>[x]What are your thoughts on threesomes?
>>30732496>[x]Ask about the main objective. What's inside the box?in case the client didn't ask for secrecy. Which he probably did.
>>30732496>Huh. Well. It's...as long as he's not actually insane, then.But Kyubey IS insane (by Incubator standards).That's why we love him.>[x]Ask about the main objective. What's inside the box?>inb4: coobs mummy he wants to devour and gain its powerMaybe ask to keep the container (once the object inside was delivered) refill as you see fit and prank-mail it to XVI th (also make sure to label it "not a bomb").
>>30732496>[X]Nothing else, Kyuubey. Just no more jokes, alright?OPSEC, GUIZE
>>30732496>Nothing else, Kyuubey. Just no more jokes, alright?Let's not talk about the objective on an unsecured channel.
>>30732597I would presume there will be a more thorough debriefing once we are actually on the ground. Reporting the interest 16th has on GWs is likely important, but can probably wait until then.Does QB know that the Golden Weapons contain spirits like Risa btw? Can't recall if anyone has told him?
>>30732629>coobs mummyHoly shit I forgot all about that. That was the best idea.
Made it.>>30732496[x]Nothing else, Kyuubey. Just no more jokes, alright?We can ask in person if we're that curious.>>30732599That reminds me : Is there some kind of Officio version of fantasy football? And do megucas get traded around like athletes?
>>30732646Would have thought the line had been secured by whatever tech incubators use.
>>30732682On the MiG?
>>30732670>Is there some kind of Officio version of fantasy football?Why was I instantly thinking about Bloodbowl?Which could totally be a thing, Soul Gems are kept safe by team coaches as they have enough contolling range to cover whole field, so the girls can go all-out and it's still perfectly non-lethal.
>>30732682First rule of covert operations is to never assume a line is secure.
>>30732697Dildos did it.I mean if she can magic hack-pilot airplane, she can magic-cypher communication.
>>30732706If this is not an in-universe thing, it needs to be.I imagine Kharn is/was one of the best Bloodbowl players.
>>30732706Yeah that would easily be something the Sixth and Eighth got startedThe two craziest official would easily start that
>>30732706I think Chiaki participating in something like that would be detrimental to her recovery and development.
>>30732747There's nothing to say Kharn didn't just order Murderface to play which she did gleefully
>>30732728"If the other team all maimed and dismembered, we win by walkover, da?"
>>30732737Why're you calling the Sixth crazy? We don't know anything about them that suggests they're crazy.
>>30732794They are the australian officio, they are inherently fucking crazyTheir name is probably the crazies
>>30732808Their name is Monster Hunters. This was already explained.
>>30732647It is Sam Neill, playing another doctor in Event Horizon. Fun movie.
>>30732913You mean Midori? But she's already wide!
>>30732853Maybe officiallyDoesn't stop what they should be called
>>30732930It's still not wide enough.
>>30732389Image size limit prevents wider.
I'm horrified and appalled
>>30733038I feel pretty.
>>30733038The madness wants to fondle you. Who are you to tell it no?
>>30733038Don't be. We love your drawings, they are the cutest thing. We just sometimes get silly like that.
>>30733016>>30733038Czech posters make me feel the same way.
>>30733111>Czech postersWait, how can you tell?
>>30733203It took me a few moments before I saw it. you are not alone!
>>30733038Well, you are a hardboiled artist in a noir thread. It was bound to happen eventually.
>>30732571well, yes... it has been noted that coobs is crazy by incubator standards
>>30733428Pretty sure rolling in catnip like a drug addict was a more serious thing than chuckling. But yeah, QB is a bit nuts apparently. Makes things more interesting.
Over an hour now since the last Decu post. Fighting the urge to perform the ritual.
>>30733575Post magical girl legs.
>>30731021>NowWe've been chasing this route for ages!
>>30733588Well, this one is showing some legs.
>>30732517 >>30732523 >>30732529 >>30732535 >>30732539Well, there is something you'd like to know. It's been nagging at you for the entire duration of the mission, as soon as you got the dossiers....What's inside the box? Kyuubey's all but confirmed that it's not the actual box itself - as bejeweled and gaudily ornate as it is - and that whatever's inside isn't something to be fucked with. So if it's not too much to ask - you are his Warmaster after all - what the hell is inside the box you and your squad very nearly got killed trying to steal?Silence at the other end, long enough that you wonder if you've lost the connection - before Kyuubey speaks up. "Well. I suppose it wouldn't do any harm to let my Warmaster know. You are very nearly ratified, after all." A blurt of static, followed by a series of beeps, and Kyuubey's voice comes through clear than before. Louder, too. "I've switched to an encrypted channel. Miki Sayaka, would you mind if Matsuda and I a few moments to ourselves?"You turn to look at Sayaka again, who blinks and shrugs - before reaching forward on her own control panel and unplugging her headset. On your own controls, you patch Kyuubey's frequency through to your own headset, and only your own. No one else would be able to listen in, not even your Equerry."Now, before I tell you, Matsuda. What do you know about Grief Seeds?"Grief Seeds? You blink at this. Well, they're what Soul Gems turn into when Magical Girls turn into Witches. They're also what's dropped by Witches after they're destroyed, used to clean other Soul Gems and keep their owners functional and non-Witchy."Correct." Kyuubey responds. "You are also familiar of the fact that Soul Gems, improperly handled and left in the wild, has the potential to reconstitute itself into a Witch, yes? Or at the least, a familiar?"[1/2]
>>30733639Yes, OOC.But this is the part where Chiaki becomes full aware of the possibility IC.
>>30733701I am not sure I like where this is going.
>>30733701What about Grief Seeds, then? Is Kyuubey telling you that the thing inside the box is a Grief Seed?"Yes, it is, Matsuda. It is a Grief Seed--"You open your mouth to cut him off, there. What?! The mutant bastard cat sent you to another fucking country just for a Grief Seed?!"--and yet not a Grief Seed." Kyuubey finishes despite your interruption. "This is a new type of Grief Seed entirely, Matsuda. One that we believe comes from Witches much more powerful than the sort we're used to. The discrepancy between them is enough that we are forced to come up with a new name for them, to prevent confusion."Really. So what are they called, then?"A Witch Core." Kyuubey replies. "The one you were sent to retrieve belongs to a Witch categorized as Alpha. As you know, there is only one other category higher than that, and the Witch named FAUST is the sole member of that category."...Right. So what's the name of the Witch whose 'Witch Core' or whatever you were sent to retrieve, then?"Octavia von Seckendorff," Kyuubey promptly says. "Named, curiously enough, after one of the main figures in the Blessed Lady mythology."Octavia von Seckendorff? That's...a bit of a funny name. You're used to Witches having short, one-word names, but you suppose the stronger a Witch is, the more names they have, or something.It's also strangely familiar. Not the good kind of familiar either, but the bad kind. The one where you feel your gut slowly clench at the memory of it.In the back of your mind, you hear Braids gasp. And behind your seat, you hear Sayaka humming to the refrain of a Kirishima Ruri song you already forgot the title to.How do you react?
>>30733701We got a witch in the box?
>>30733809We are about to go mad from the revelation.
>>30733846Any idea who the witch used to be? They had to have been someone really strong.
>>30733846Tell Kyubey goodbye and you'll continue this discussion later, ask Braids what's up.
>>30733846Mentally ask Braids why she is shocked and if she recognizes the name.
>>30733846[X] What, exactly makes this more dangerous than a regular Witch?
>>30733846Thank him for the info, say goodbye, cut the channel."Braids? You know anything about this?"
>>30733889Pretty much this
>>30733846Ask Sayaka if she's heard the name and show her the core (once we land) to see if she recognizes it. We need to figure out how her own witched out grief seed exists.
>>30733846>[X] So what makes these "witch cores" different than the grief seeds we're used to?
>>30733846[X]"... good think I didn't open it earlier."
>>30733846[x]"I see"Yea, lets not say anything more then that.
>>30733905This is NOT a good idea!
>>30733846[x] Ask Braids what she knows about 'witch cores', say hi and maybe chat about things.
Rolled 6 + 2>>30733846[x] "and do we expect more of these Witch Cores to show up?"'Braids? You recognize this or something?'
>>30733878This. If this timeline's Sayaka is right behind us, WHERE DID IT COME FROM?
>>30733846[x]To Braids: "Someone you know?"
>>30733934Maybe there's two sayakas? There's two pinkies and two homuras, why not two sayakas?
Someone wanna inform the uninformed? I've no idea why we're loosing our shit over a random name
>>30733905I don't think letting Sayaka touch it is a good idea.
>>30733905>Opening the boxWe're not that stupid.
>>30733962That's the witch Sayaka turns into.
>>30733934Presumably its a dimension traveling witch. I mean we know Chiaki is not from this dimension.What I wonder is why its so strong? Sayaka did not transform into a superpowerfull witch in canon did she? So what boosted this Oktavia to this kind of higher powerlevel
>>30733962Please watch the TV series
>>30733934Sayaka.We Rebellion now. Again.
>>30733974Same thing that made Madoka into a god after she contracted?
Hooooo boy. Shit's about to get real.
>>30733949Pinky and Akuma Homura are demigods. They don't count towards the Madoka/Malal limit, the way we also don't count as this timeline's Homura.
>>30733974It's the Oktavia from a parallel universe where Homu fell in love with Sayaka.
>>30733962Octavia is the witch Sayaka turns into.In the movie Sayaka maintains her sentience and control over her witch state. We suspect this makes her The First Knight of The Blessed Lady in the quest.
>>30733846[X] Right, that's not a good thingSign off and ask Braids what she knows, maybe see if she can rope dildos into filling in Amy other gaps
>>30733846>How do you react?"Who got that Witch down? 16th?""And idea what it could be good for? Other than purging Soul Gem multiple times.""Also would you mind refreshing my memory who are the other main figures in the Blessed Lady mythology?"
>>30733846>[x] Thank coobs for telling us>[x] Say bye>[x] Ask Braids what it do.
>>30733975You know, given that the names are impossible to read, it's quite possible to watch the series and have no clue who Octavia is.
>>30733846[x]So what are we using it for?
>>30733846[x] What makes this one so special? How was this Oktavia different from other witches?
>>30734008I desperately want this to be true.
>>30733934If the timeline resets aren't particularly clean or thorough, it might be possible that certain elements from previous realities could persist or carry over. Or if there were other players who made sure certain elements would carry over.
>>30733975See >>30734042I found just about everything associated with witches to be stylized in such a way as to be nearly impossible to visually decode.
>>30734015>SpoilerOh shit. Sayaka's a badass.I really need to watch Rebellion.
>>30734008It would probably have to be something like this. Except Homura would have had to have failed earlier, since this Oktavia is apparently not a world-destroyer like Kriemhild GretchenOr maybe Faust somehow boosted the powers of normal Oktavia.
>>30733974At the end of PMMM Madoka takes Sayaka away, then its implied in Rebellion that She retains consciousness after death, allowing her what could almost be considered a post-death enlightenment before going back into Homu's Barrier for the rescue attempt.So yeah, likely she did get more powerful after death, blame Madokami.
>>30734042Should've watched with better subs, then.
>>30734082This is what wikis and pixiv are for.
>>30734015well heres hoping this does not go full noir and we lose our equerry and best annoying friend
>>30734008>Somewhere out there is Ophelia spawned from forbidden love between Homu and Kyoko.>despair but also erection.jpg
>>30733846CHRISTMAS. A WITCH IN A BOX!HANUKKAH.A WITCH IN A BOX!KWANZA.A WITCH IN A BOX!EVERY SINGLE HOLIDAY A WITCH IN A BOX.OVER AT YOUR PARENT'S HOUSE A WITCH IN A BOX.MEAT DAY AT THE GROCERY STORE A WITCH IN A BOX.A WITCH IN A BOX. A WITCH IN A BOX. A WITCH IN A BOX!Sigh. I know what I'll be drawing next.
>>30734042>impossible to readWe cracked the runes years ago, before the elevens even.
We should ask Pinky next time she shows up who Oktavia is.>Is she another ex I forgot I had?
>>30733846One possible reaction, really.
>>30734183Her reaction will be priceless.
So it what do we do now?Are we just going to turn this thing over to whoever the client is? Should we try to stop that from happening?
>>30733846[X]We will discuss this later. In great detail. I am very interested in why you chose to have us retrieve this particular witch core at this particular time.Coobs has some splainin to do. Its time to use that "information sharing" agreement we had with the cat for our benefit.
>Hey Pinky, is Oktavia one of my exes? Also how would you feel about a threesome
>>30734229inb4 the client ends up being a certain Doktor
>>30734246>Hey Pinky, is Oktavia one of my exes? Also how would you feel about a threesomeI cannot see any way for this to go possibly wrong.
>>30734229We need to find out who the client is, and probably keep the core. Its inevitably going to be vitally important to the quest.Though in order to convince QB to do so, we probably need to come clean about the incarnations in the DEagle to explain how we know Oktavia is Sayakas dimensional travelling superboosted witch.If we do that though, we are going to piss off Pinky something fierce, since she ordered us not to talk to those incarnations.
>>30734289She says that Oktavia is in fact one of our exes.
>>30734246>not eightsomeChiaki, Midori, Wendy, Pinky, Sayaka, Kyouko, Mami and Homura are the necessary participants by my count.
>>30734310>She says that Oktavia is in fact one of our exes.Then we offer a foursome with Oktavia included?
>>30734305>explain how we know Oktavia is Sayakas dimensional travelling superboosted witchChiaki doesn't even know how or if Oktavia is related to Sayaka yet
>>30734312>Chiaki... and Homura>selfcest
>>30734353>Chiaki doesn't even know how or if Oktavia is related to Sayaka yetBraids does, apparently.Now, how do we explain Braids to QB?
>>30734375Cat probably off fatting.
>>30734358They don't have to be on the same side of the bed but they are as Akuma monopolizes both Pinky and her younger self as Wendy and Midori are left to make out with Mami and each other.
>>30734365Thats the point. Braids knows, and will almost certainly tell Chiaki. Once Chiaki learns the truth, its obvious that just handing alternate-Sayaka way is not an option.But QB obviously won't just break a contract without a very good reason, which means we would have to tell him about Braids and the others and explain everything.
>>30734365We don't. The less people who know qabout the spirits of the weapons the better. Sallaka needed to know.
>>30734415>Sallaka needed to know.Does she?
>>30734365>explain Braids to QBthe pink one could be watchingand then she'll know we broke the promisethe spirits are not to be discussed outside of silent rooms and even then it's risky
What happens if a magical girl uses her own grief seed to recharge her soul gem?
>>30734415If we don't though, we won't have justification to keep Oktavia. Losing that thing will inevitably bite us in the ass hard.Anyway, I don't think the issue is that the weapons have spirits in them. QB might well know already, since Kharn might have told him. We told Sayaka so easily that I doubt thats a big deal.The issue is do we tell him that the spirits in the DEagle are actually Chiakis past incarnations. THAT is big news.
Alright, pausing thread for now! We'll hopefully conclude this arc either later tonight (Monday) or Tuesday night! Thank you for everyone's participation, feedback's encouraged!No writeups tonight again, so usual questions answered before I go to bed!
>>30734485see>>30732670>Is there some kind of Officio version of fantasy football? And do megucas get traded around like athletes?
>>30734485Would Pinky be open to a threesome with Homura and Homucifer?
>>30734441Yeah. Though it occurs to me that Pinky might already have realised that, since Braids manifested. In that case, we probably don't have anything to lose. Though I don't know if Pinky is always watching?>>30734457Most likely either it would work normal, or the two would merge in some crazy dimensional-merging-thing and give rise to an even more powerfull Oktavia.
>>30734485How fucked will the multiverse be if Pinky sees us going harem route without asking her first?
>>30734468This.>>30734441 This this this. Do not give her a reason to do something horrible to anyone we like. Like Sayaka. Especially since we just got Sayaka points.
>>30734485Cool twist! Why is this particular dimension so popular with dimensional travellers anyway?
>>30734485Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived!Just how badly did Homu screw up the universe!?
>>30734505>Though I don't know if Pinky is always watching?I've seen the term omniscent get thrown around and whether or not it's true I'm not sure, but our best bet is to treat her as if she is.Even if she isn't she can still appear anywhere, anytime she wants to with the only thing confirmed to keep her away was a certain powerful Culexus.
>>30734497Well some of the Officios have their own in-house sporting events that they take seriously! The Sixth has their own version of Blood Bowl, typically held inside a Witch Barrier. The Second have jousting and swordfighting tournaments. The Eighth have hamburger eating contests. The Ninth has 100-person kumites, karaoke and drinking contests!>>30734499I've never even thought of such a thing before! I'll meditate on this one!>>30734516She'll have a tantrum, but you can always talk to her. She's reasonable!>>30734528Because it's the last one! All the others are dead.
>>30734415"Yo, bitch, you remember how we agreed that if one crazy thing I say proves correct, all of them are?""We didn't...""Well, listen to this, in that box is your Witch. And it's goddamn Alpha level.""Bullshit!""Wanna see it?">what could go wrong.jpg
>>30734485Does Chiaki suffer less corruption from the DEagle compared to the other weapons, since the spirits in it are essentially her other selves.Braids has apparently been helping Chiaki all throughout the flight, and there is no signs of problems or anything so I am wondering.
>>30734485Do officios have a record of all the witches killed by them/other officios? Or is it mainly for big time witches?
>>30734594Don't lame up the Eighth by not mentioning the deathmatches, man. Not cool.
>>30734594>The Sixth has their own version of Blood Bowl, typically held inside a Witch BarrierOf course.
>>30734594Is an Alpha witch stronger than a Walpurgisnacht? If so, by how much?
>>30734594>She'll have a tantrum, but you can always talk to her. She's reasonable!Told you guys that we don't need to kill her, or anyone else for that matter. If we can talk down Pinky, then we can talk down anybody!
>>30734571That probably means we could tell QB the truth in a silent room. Though does Chiaki know that? Wait! She does! It was in that journal of Malal that Chiaki listened to.
>>30734626What if the hamburger eating contests are the deathmatches?Last one to have heart failure wins.
>>30734594>She'll have a tantrum, but you can always talk to her. She's reasonable![Flesh of the Fallen Angels intensifies]>Because it's the last one! All the others are dead.Waitaminute…
>>30734594>The Eighth have hamburger eating contests.I bet NECO holds the title from one of these. Despite not being part of the Officio.
>>30734610I don't think hypothetical syllogism works like that.
>>30734594Something I've been wondering about : How much of the original PMMM is canon and how much of it is non-canon to this quest? I know Sayaka hasn't witched out yet, but are her and Kyoko's wishes the same as they were, for instance?
>>30734633>If we can talk down Pinky, then we can talk down anybody!That's a pretty big if, considering Chiaki being, well, Chiaki.
>>30734647Looks like Homura and Madoka managed to fuck up the entire multiverse.
>>30734646>Americans>Heart failure>implying we don't defeat heart attacks with hotblooded patriotism>implying hotblooded patriotism isn't our solution to everything>implying it doesn't work
>>30734668She's getting better. She'll reach that point soon so long as there isn't a major relapse.
>>30734656>I bet NECO holds the title from one of these. Despite not being part of the Officio.She's been made honorary champion for life, so they can hold the contest in peace, without Neco eating the competition's hamburgers.
>>30734697>so long as there isn't a major relapse.Which is ALSO a big if considering /tg/ being /tg/.
>>30734647>>30734647>>Because it's the last one! All the others are dead.>Waitaminute…Welcome to nearly 2 years ago.
>>30734712I trust you guys to be smart enough not to fuck up. Most people are good at their core.
>>30734722>I trust you guys to be smart enough not to fuck up.how adorably naive
>>30734594>The Sixth has their own version of Blood Bowl, typically held inside a Witch Barrier.based decu
>>30734746My murderboner cannot be quenched!
We'd only relapse if really unlikely shit happened, like Wendy stripping naked and asking for sex.
>>30734776Don't give meta-wendy ideas
>>30734612By their nature all Golden Weapons corrupt, but the Desert Eagle is Chiaki's so it corrupts much more slowly than the rest.>>30734622Some of them do take obsessive tallies, but others go for the big name ones. The Sixth regularly tattoo the names of their kills on their bodies somewhere.>>30734626Hahaha!>>30734632Walpurgisnacht is really outside the classification, as it's a term for a gestalt of Witches. But sometimes it does get to Alpha Plus level (which FAUST is, too).>>30734662All of the original PMMM is canon, but those events have taken place in another timeline completely. So you can say that it's both!
Hey meta-Wendy if Midori died in a training incident Chiaki would definitely come back to Wendy
>>30734800>Some of them do take obsessive tallies, but others go for the big name ones.What's the Ninth policy on this? QB will surely keep meticulous records, but how do the girls handle it?Aka, how would girls build a reputation if slaughtering and/or fucking three squads of magical girls in less than a hour is not an option?
>>30734800Will this miracle of the universe show up again?I wish for Chiaki to challenge her to a fight
>>30734800Does Sayaka really hate the 16th, or is it more a 'bitches shot my Kyoko', hate-of-the-week deal?
>>30734915I'd rather have her best girl sister Nui show up
>>30734668And Pinky being, well, Pinky.
>>30734800speaking of>>30734915Since Yuu punched her to the moon, does that make her physically more powerful than Sayaka?
>>30734722Given your seemingly very narrow view of what constitutes 'not fucking up', it's adorable how far you are willing to stretch that hopeless optimism!
>>30734957that may have been a bit of an exaggerating on Yuu's part. I know magic and shit but the moon is really far away.
>>30734859Battle reports, mostly! Also, Magical Girls do have a social network of their own, so that's mostly how word gets around.>>30734915Most definitely! >>30734933There's always someone in a group that hates everyone and everything. Sayaka is that person, but she does it professionally!
>>30734800How can Walpurgisnacht ever reach the same level as FAUST, considering it was established in PMMM canon that Madokas witch form is easily strong enough to destroy the planet in 10 days or less. And thats not even the Madokami version which was bigger than the entire planet.
>>30734985>>30734746>>30734775>Murderboners know they're going to fuck this up for everybody>Unrepentantly gleeful about it.
>>30734989>Yuu>liar>not a good girl
>>30734957Yuu rates as one of the strongest Magical Girls, physically, that had ever established a contract. I would say yes, but Sayaka's strength lies more in her ability to cut things, not punch things!
>>30734915Nah, we need the best paramilitary organization, NUDIST BEEEACH.
>>30735030Yuu is not your daughteru, she is a corrupting demon.
>>30735030S-She just wanted to impress her sempai!
>>30735019>Having the viewpoint that there is no way to 'fuck this up' so long as the storytelling is good.>Implying the only end worth having is the '100% Perfect Score Fuck All Other Concerns' end in something as unpredictably non-linear as a quest.Bitch, please.
>>30734935>>30735058Why not all three? And throw in Satsuki for some extra incest.
>>30735003Which Officios have not gotten along with each other in the past?
>>30735003In Hat's forum sidestory, two megucas out to kill eachother come across a witch, stop what they were doing, and form a sort of uneasy truce to fight it.Is this standard procedure? Do active witches take priority over other missions/objectives to the point that MGs at cross purposes will stop to fight a witch together should one appear?
>>30734989>I know magic and shit but the moon is really far away.You just need to hit the right velocity when the moon is in the right position.The bigger question is how she'd survive being accelerated to around 30000 mph in less than a second.
>>30735179forum sidestory? where?
>>30735186Life Fibers, son.
>>30735062>Yuu is not your daughteru, she is a corrupting demon.>implying she can't be both
>>30735248Yuu is useful but that doesn't mean we aren't going to purge her later.
>>30735062>Yuu is not your daughteru, she is a corrupting demon.Daughters tend to be.
>>30735186She didn't have to. Just her Soul Gem.
>>30735285>She didn't have to. Just her Soul Gem.Soul gems seem to be comparably easy to crash, though.
>>30735261>purging YuuYuu is not for lewds!
>>30735105The Tenth rarely gets along with anyone except the Ninth, and you guys know how that turned out.The Sixteenth is generally suspicious and keeps everyone at arm's length, except for the first.The Second has basically accused all the Officios of heresy at one point.There are other incidents!>>30735179Most definitely! Witches are bad news for everyone, and as such it's SOP to go after it instead of your former main objective.>>30735223Ah, this one is the Forgotten Story, by Hat-chan! It's very good, so please give it a read!http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/3313-Magical-Girl-Noir-Quest-Gaiden-Forgotten-Story
>>30735311>The Second has basically accused all the Officios of heresy at one point.[sub]But were they right?[/sub]
>>30735311Did Risa always look the way she did, or did something happen during her contract?
>>30735311>The Second has basically accused all the Officios of heresy at one point.>Magical girl Jane Fuklaw when?
>>30735311Any officios where the Blessed Lady isn't very popular compared to the others?
>>30735397>Magical girl Jane Fuklaw when?
>>30735354Being accused by the Second of heresy isn't really a big deal. They just don't like it when they see Magical Girls holding hands! This is a joke.>>30735359During an honor duel to decide who will be Warmaster, Risa's opponent briefly got the upper hand and tried to eat her face off! That's why she wears the smiling jaw mask.>>30735399The Sixth and the Fourth generally do not worship the Blessed Lady in all her forms. The Thirteenth doesn't, too, not overtly.
>>30735486...That's pretty scary, but I was asking about the ears?
>>30735399To add to this one, the Seventeenth as of MGNQ-time hates the Church and anything Blessed Lady related. The higher-ups generally try to root out any potential cultists in the ranks.
>>30735311N-now I feel like I should start balancing my time between writing and drawing again, instead of drawing all the time...
>>30735605You have a mission:>>30735397
>>30735605>tfw only one update since I started following it
>>30735655I'm so sorry. I've mostly been drawing as of late. I'll write a new scene tonight and run it by Decu.
Did deculture go to bed already?
>>30734358where the hell is that from anyway?
Decu's gone to bed, Wendy time now.. Link any questions he didn't get to that you want me to try, and all that stuff.Also belatedly, the Eighth isn't all that keen on the Blessed Lady right now, either, for intra-Officio reasons.
>>30735745That outfit doesn't suit you!
>>30735745Would Wendy be up for a threesome with Homucifer and Pinky? (No Chiaki.)
>>30735745Did you draw that?
>>30735745this one>>30735510Where'd Risa's canine/lupine appearance come from?
>>30735767Shut up, it totally does.
>>30735745Did Yume Nikki happen before or after wendy was contracted?
>>30735780No, that was a goofy sketch born from not getting enough sleep and using a different brush from normal
>>30735767Like hell it doesn't.>>30735779Probably. She'd be happier if they had a cup size between them, though.>>30735780Nah, Hat did a sketch for me. I did do a Wendy drawing but it's nowhere near good enough to actually put up.>>30735782To my understanding it's kind of a trend among the Sixth to be a little animalistic in appearance - maybe a quirk of the incubator?
...didn't sayaka open the box a few threads ago?
>>30735823Yume Nikki is basically happening constantly. Most nights. Some days.I'd say that she won't collect all those eggs and achieve any sort of inner peace for a while yet. I do have plans for when it happens, if she's still alive. ...Well, double dead alive.
>>30735826So all-monstergirl officio?
>>30735856Chiaki entering Wendy's Magical Realm when?
>>30735824>>30735826Awww. And here I thought we'd finally get a peek at the fabled Wendy drawings. Still good, though.
>>30735876Sakutarou knows better than I do, but I believe so.>>30735879intermittently, so far.>>30735882Ahaha, well. Honestly I just get annoyed at not being as good as I'd like to be, so it's hard to want to do more.
>>30735936That should make you want to practice more! Harness your frustration! Let it fuel your journey!
>>30735936Get well soon Wendy! Hope you come online for chatting some time again. If not, see you next thread.
>>30736063That's a good attitude! I just get pouty and depressed.(It's not as good an attitude.)
>>30735876>>30735936Not -all-, but most of the ones that contract with the Sixth have some monstergirl-like quality. The ones that I already know about take their traits from predatory animals like lions and wolves, but Decu says he's got a few more he's finalizing.
>>30736096Thanks, and we'll see. Every time I do lately I just get frustrated with people.
>>30734097Octavia was kind of Madoka's second and good right hand. Her "First Knight", indeed.Madoka and Homura are important, but Sayaka's own power level is nothing to be sneezed at (and by extension, all of the core PMMM cast are bound by fate)If Madoka and Homura are now exponentially more powerful because of the accumulated karma of innumerable loops, then so too are the people their wishes have dragged along with them.
>>30736293I don't think Homura became powerfull because of time looping (beyond the normal growth due to practise and experience). That only happened to Madoka, since Madoka was the center of Homuras wish and the reason why the looping was happening.What happened in rebellion was totally separate from the loops.