"Murderface!" Sayaka's voice crackles in your ear, delivered by an ancient padded flight headset. Even with the static, you can tell she's pissed. "Murderface, do you know who this thing belongs to?"You merely grumble something underneath your breath as you keep your eyes forward, your hands on the controls, knowing that she'll tell you regardless of whatever you say."The Russian Air Force, Murderface," Sayaka snarls. "The fucking Russians! You stole from the fucking Russians! Look, there's even unopened vodka bottles inside the goddamn medkit under the seat! How do you even--" It's here that she's cut off, not by any sudden occurrence or someone else interjecting themselves into the conversation unexpectedly - it's more of her being so angry that she couldn't force herself to finish her sentences, knowing that doing so would just make her angrier. "When did you--WHY did you--"Why is she bitching about it? An evac's an evac, isn't it? "That's not the fucking POINT, Murderface! You stole this thing from the air force of another fucking country!"They were just sitting outside, freezing in the fucking airstrip you found them on. Of course you had to take them."THEM?!" Sayaka nearly explodes out of her seat. "You mean you stole more than one--"
>>30689095"Aw, c'mon, Sayaka, give Murderface a break! She's practically savin' our asses here!" Now she's cut off by the red-haired Eversor sitting on her lap. Despite the fact that you can't see her - what with her sitting on Sayaka's lap on the copilot seat - you could tell she's grinning as she speaks. "Seriously, though, Murderface. I didn't know you could stuff this kind of thing in there! This is awesome! Maximum awesome!"...Yeah. Maximum awesome.You are a Magical Girl, and you're currently on your way back home from a mission. A mission that, if you'll be honest, could've been a bit less fucked. Well, granted, it could've even been more fucked, but at least it's practically accomplished now - what with the main objective in your Equerry's possession and with all three of you heading back to Headquarters in one piece. ...Well, mostly in one piece, in Kyoko's case.Your Equerry's being a bitch about your choice of evac, but she's generally a bitch about everything, so nothing really new there. It's not like the three of you have a choice, anyway - you'd tried to contact Ashford, to have her bring in the plane for an evac, but she'd apologized for being unable to. Radar had detected that the Sixteenth's carrier flagship, the Vengeful Spirit was en route to Big Shell, most likely to provide support. So that basically left you and your squad without an evac - until, of course, you decided to take the matter into your own hands. Or rather, in your own Shield.You know that there's an awful lot of crap inside your Shield. A veritable armory of things you have no memory of taking - or stealing. Some of it useful, being rifles and all manner of firearms and explosives - others bordering on impractical and possibly suicidal, such as a Davy Crockett still locked inside its storage locker. ...You threw that back in immediately before Misaka saw it.You're just as much of a fan of vindictive overkill as anyone else, but even you have limits.[1/2]
>>30689106All Magical Girls had their own Inventory - an invisible space they could place and withdraw items from without a need for pockets. It was an innate ability afforded by the costume you got upon contracting, along with everything else. But it had its limitations, of course. You couldn't store anything much too huge inside it, for one, and it generally filled up, although the capacity limit varied from Magical Girl to Magical Girl.Your Shield, besides being able to stop time, was another Inventory in its own right, but...well, limitless. Infinite, or you at least think so. With enough time and effort, you could store objects of wildly varying sizes, from something as small as a black leatherbound journal to an entire wing of MiGs. Quantity wasn't an issue either. You've tried to empty it once, to see just how much crap it actually had - but after filling Misaka's warehouse twice over and with no sign of stopping, you gave up. Moreso when your Shield spat out the giant metal coffin containing Tiny Pete, very nearly crushing you flat....That was another thing you didn't like about your Shield. How it sprung surprises on you - usually bad ones - at the worst possible time. It got worse when this bullshit about the Golden Weapons started - your Shield seemingly WANTING you to use them more often, even going so much as to drop them on your lap even if you so much as look at it funny. Even when you've never stashed the Golden Weapon in your Shield beforehand, or when you've one and put an entire fucking continent between you and the Golden Weapon itself.This time, though - instead of the nasty surprise that you were bracing yourself for when you slipped your chainaxes back into your shield, expecting a katana's handle to suddenly snap onto your wrist as you pulled it out and away - what you got instead was your Golden Desert Eagle.[2/3]
>>30689114Your sore fingers wrapping around the grip with such ease and familiarity that you almost felt guilty for leaving it behind. That it was such a sin to even think of going on a mission without it resting in its holster, strapped against your frame.And it's then that a familiar voice stuttered into existence in your mind. One that you've heard once or twice before, and one you've definitely conversed with, in a darkened room with four mirrors glowering over you."Y-you need a way home, right?" It was Braids, her voice breathy, almost asthmatic, each phrase gasped out in a meek and hesitant stutter. "Please, l-let me help."And you allowed her. After killing the two remaining Sixteenth agents - Risa hooting and whooping as you hacked them down with Kyoko's help - you felt her take over your body briefly, your movements not quite your own. You watched idly, fascinated, as she used your hands to rack your Shield, her movements quick, smooth and practiced - and blinked as she drew out one of the MiGs you stole in Siberia. Just like that. AND she had it held up in the air, light the same color as your Soul Gem enveloping it and anchoring it in place. Totally negating the fact that you needed an air strip to actually use the damn thing."This...this is how I can help," You heard her whisper as you, Sayaka and Kyoko piled into the plane itself. "I can help you find specific items in your Shield, a-and manipulate them with our Soul Gem." Something approaching pride colored her voice as it blossomed in your mind. "I-I think it's called T-telekinesis," she added after a moment.Telekinesis. Well. That should definitely be handy....But what about you suddenly learning how to fly a fucking MiG? You've never studied how to, and Kyuubey certainly never offered a course on it.[3/4]
>>30689122"D-Dildoes knows," Braids had murmured, and you could hear her blushing at the ribald nickname. "She knows...she knows a lot of things. She didn't want to help at first, but I...I insisted."You made a mental note to talk to that particular incarnation after this is all over. But you make sure to thank Braids for her help. ...It's not really often that you find help just being given to you. Sometimes you have to ask nicely for it."T-that's okay," Braids had said. "We're...we're all in this together. And...and I want us to win."That was ten minutes ago, before Sayaka started bending your ear about stealing stuff you shouldn't be stealing. You could still feel her presence, though, hovering like a stray thought at the back of your mind."Stop squirming, Kyoko! Ugh, you're getting really heavy, you know that?" Your equerry seems to have changed targets now. "We're going to have to get you back on weights when we get home!""Aww, come on! I HATE lifting! Can't I just do cardio a whole lot? I still jog--""That's not nearly enough! Either start lifting again or stop snacking!"Anyway. It seems that you have a clear shot back to Mitakihara, so things are relatively peaceful for the moment.What do you do?Try and contact Kyuubey, report on the situation.Ask Sayaka about the main objective.Talk to Braids again, ask more about her ability and the ability of your other...selves.Other.
>>30689130[x]Ask Sayaka about the main objective.Might as well clear everything.
>>30689130[X]Talk to Braids again, ask more about her ability and the ability of your other...selves.We just learned that we can use telekinesis and that we might actually have even more powers. Anything that can give us the upper hand.
>>30689130>[X]Ask Sayaka about the main objective.
>>30689130ask Sayaka if she's driving, or if we have to talk to the other OTHER voices in our head.
>>30689130[X]Ask Sayaka about the main objective.Oh yeah!
>>30689130[X] Other:Locate the warship, make sure they're not a) listening in, and b) sending hueys after us.
Which is the best pussy?http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2014/02/12/character-designer-hypes-madoka-magica-rebellion-home-video-release-with-mami-sketch
[x]Ask Sayaka about the main objective."Sayaka, please say you actually remembered to bring home the goods while we were fucking around with the enemy MGs. We've only got one set of kneecaps unbusted to spend."
>>30689130>[x]Talk to Braids again, ask more about her ability and the ability of your other...selves.I want to know what Murderface can do. I know it's probably just going to be "Kill shit", but it should be nice to get total confirmation.
[X]Talk to Braids again, ask more about her ability and the ability of your other...selves.Also, if Braids is us and we are Braids, is it possible for Braids to teach us to use the Telekinesis in case we don't have access to the Deagle? Might be worth asking
>>30689130>[X]Ask Sayaka about the main objective.followed by>[X]Try and contact Kyuubey, report on the situation.
>>30689130>Try and contact Kyuubey, report on the situation.Pinky is going to be furious when she finds out about this.
>>30689130[x]Other.Turn around and capture the soul gems of the girls we cut down. Leaving them to witch out on the platform is a disaster waiting to happen. Pirate witches.
>>30689130>[x]Ask Sayaka about the main objective.We professional now.
>>30689130[X] talk to Braids again, ask more about her ability and the ability of your other... selves.
>>30689168Homura score 10/10 in winter olympics
>>30689191Did you miss the part where the 16th is on its way there? They will take care of their own.
>>30689168Kyoko a best.
>>30689130[x]Talk to Braids again[x]Other."If I understand correctly you are the first one, right? The one who became a magical girl first and started this whole mess?Why? Why did I.. You.. We become magical girls?"
>>30689207If one of the soulgems fell in a crack or something then they might miss it.Helping is the right thing to do.
>>30689130>[x]Ask Sayaka about the main objective.
>>30689219.......oh, it's diplomatard again.
>>30689130>[x]Ask Sayaka about the main objective.I don't want to find out Sayaka picked up the wrong things while we are back in the offico
>>30689218Pretty sure Chiaki already knows this. When she first talked to the incarnations (when Braids got her name), they told Chiaki her wish and the reason for it.
>>30689230Please ignore him again. Don't feed the trolls.
>>30689130[X] Ask Sayaka about the objecrive
>>30689219Going back to help will lead to people shooting at us, and then more people are going to be deprived of their bodies, which means even more people will be dispatched to intercept, and so on. There's a time for mercy, and there's a time for bugging the fuck out, and when you've already left the evac point ten minutes ago mercy is far behind already.
>>30689130[X]Ask Sayaka about the main objective.What could possibly be important enough to warrant such security?
>>30689235Not all the Details. and I basically want to know if they are different from what original Homu in the Series did.
>>30689191Pirate witches is an awesome thing and it should happenSadly it won't happen with the sixteenth they know about the whole semi lich thingAnd Revy is too mad to witch out
>>30689246I guess you're right. We should still call them and say sorry though so they don't get as mad.
>>30689268Yes, let's open a line of communication so they can triangulate our position and shoot us down.
>>30689130>[X]Ask Sayaka about the main objective.Mission first
>>30689280They wouldn't do that if we're courteous about it. They're professionals.
>>30689268You need to consider the setting a bit and the character we are playing. If Murderface called to apologize, it would sound sarcastic or insincere.Leave the cleanup to QB.
>>30689287Professionalism means they will shoot us down and attempt to retrieve the item that we stole from them. Actually trying to carry out their duty is the height of professionalism.
>>30689280I haven't been following this quest, but if we stole Russian Migs and are currently flying them, I'm pretty sure there should be an S-500 flying right up our ass any minute now.
>>30689274good to see your up in time for the quest NECO
>>30689318I didn't go to bed! It's way easier than actually getting up, nya.
Still a shame we didn't loot the power armourWe are losing our gubbinz related kleptomania
>>30689274Shouldn't it be armpit?How much of her arm was blown off? All of it or just most of it.
>>30689326Yeah only losers need sleep!Plus you are a cat, they are meant to sleep all day then stay up all night bothering people
>>30689317Flying MiG via magical telekinesis.
btw, is it time to ask Sayaka about the soul gem licking?
>>30689326TrueI admit that I did the same!
>>30689336What MiG, and why is the extensive Russian radar system not functioning?
>>30689317We stole russian MiGs from russia a long time ago, and currently are flying home over international air space. We'll probably have to drop off someplace safe and return by other means - possibly flying under the radar to get to shore, then repackaging the MiG and then hiking back/calling for evac back there.Or just fly back and have the MiG vanish, eh. The tl;dr it's unlikely there's any hardware that would be able to stop us for now.
>>30689304I am considering the character, though. Chiaki doesn't want to be Murderface anymore so being able to call and not sound like a sarcastic jerk would be good progress. The setting itself is also highly linked with Chiaki so her improving will improve the world around her.I guess leaving the cleanup to QB also works for just giving an apology, but it still feels less sincere and it's not as good for Chiaki's rehabilitation.
>>30689330We can still lick the other one if we sort of hold it to her torso.>>30689335This guy gets it!>>30689348High five!
That thing from last thread.
>>30689351>and currently are flying home over international air spaceUnless we're above the Atlantic / Pacific, we're being tracked by multiple countries, and the instant we come close / over a country, they'll send interceptors to identify us.
>>30689352I can't even believe how stupid you areIt must be a struggle for you to remember to breathe
>>30689338Is it ever not?
>>30689327Kind of rushed out of there.
>>30689365I'm sleeping rightt now!
>>30689375This is alternate universe where japan and largemparts of the world is controlled economically by alien space catsNormal rules no longer apply
>>306893522/10 shitty quality bait.and the 2 is just for making me respond this much.
>>30689355High five!I spend the whole night watching Kill la Kill and the first two episodes of Log Horisont
>>30689379He is just baiting you. Its almost certainly the same guy that baited everyone and succesfully created a shitstorm a couple threads ago about this peace stuff.He is not stupid, he is deliberately provoking you with nonsense that he knows will piss people off. Don't take the bait.
>>30689389But since they're aliens, they should have far superior radar technology, and we're probably being tracked regardless of where we are.
>>30689375Really, it didn't actually say. That's why we would need to dive low and potentially bail out so as to vanish, or otherwise ring up QB and tell them to book a flight for a "chartered private jet" so we don't get flagged or something.
>>30689375Magical girls get away with a lot of things. Our enemies apparently fly a hover-carrier around the world and manage to stay a secret. Tracking these MiGs is probably hard when they keep popping in and out of the shield.Also, that stuff about every magical girl having a magical inventory is new, or at least I don't remember it.
>>30689396I really need to catch up on both of those, damn.
>>30689397Woops, was supposed to refer to>>30689378
>>30689403But that hover carrier is obvious sci-fi technology, so it's safe to say that it has science magic stealth technology, whilst we're flying Russian MiGs, and Russians suck at stealth airplanes.
>>30689403No, it's very old. It's just not on par with the shield.
Rolled 7>>30689412>Russians suck at stealth airplanes.Mostly because they haven't needed or given a shit about them.They have other, more practical design priorities.
>>30689412The only reason they can't track us is BECAUSE we're telekinetically flying a MIG. It's too crude a solution for them to track.
>>30689430For starters they'd have to UNDERSTAND that this is what we're doing, Even Sayaka had trouble swallowing what we're pulling, and she's right here.
>>30689139 >>30689144 >>30689152 >>30689173You decide to ask Sayaka about the main objective. Namely, to verify if she actually has it - because it would certainly be on the wrong side of hilarious if it turned out that all three of you had gone through all that trouble for nothing."What?" Sayaka's voice barks from her rebreather. "Of course I have it, dumbass! Why'd you think I was cutting up that huge ugly robot for? It attacked me as soon as I secured it!" There's a bit of rummaging and cursing behind you - both Eversors fidgeting in the otherwise cramped copilot seat - and it's here that your Equerry triumphantly lifts up the kitschy jewelry box that you saw during the op briefing. "It was in this display case thing with that thing looming over it like a fucking RPG boss."You crane your neck to get a good look at it. It's...well, it's definitely the same item, that's for sure.Something about it seems off, though. Like it shouldn't be opened, like it should be left well alone. At the same time, though, you couldn't help but be curious as to what's actually inside."Satisfied?" Sayaka's brow is furrowed over her rebreather.How do you respond?Yeah. ...Good job, Sayaka.Ask Sayaka to hand it over. You want to examine it a bit more closely.Nod quietly, turn back to your controls. See if you can't get Braids to talk a bit more.
>>30689430Radar waves still hit the planes.
>>30689405You haven't kept up Neco? Oh hohohoho. Ep.18+ are doozies. To those saying tracking the MiG blahblah its being magically telekinetically powered through the skies thanks to the moemura fragment. It's magic decu ain't gotta explain shit.
>>30689457>[x]Nod quietly, turn back to your controls. See if you can't get Braids to talk a bit more.
>>30689457Yeah. ...Good job, Sayaka.BE SINCERE.
>>30689457[x]Yeah. ...Good job, Sayaka.
>>30689457[x] When we land, have Braids Telekinesis it open from a mile away and watch with binoculars.
>>30689430I don't think this is true. I got the impression that Braids-incarnation used Telekinesis to keep it in the air, so we could take off.But we are flying it normally, just using knowledge from Dildoes-incarnation on how to fly a MiG, that she learned in one of her timeloops.
>>30689457"Did you end up calling Tiny Pete?"talk to Dildoes as well or something, get a mission evaluation.
>>30689457[x]Ask Sayaka to hand it over. You want to examine it a bit more closely.[x]Call up Kyuubey and tell him we're fairly sure we've got the item, and request a check of what the contents were supposed to be so we can confirm we've actually got what we were supposed to be getting, instead of a bomb designed to look like the mcguffin.
>>30689457>[x]Yeah. ...Good job, Sayaka. Knew you could do it.Compliment the Sayaka. She did well.Make her blush
>>30689457[X]Yeah. ...Good job, Sayaka. (No sarcasm)[X] Ask Sayaka to hand it over. You want to examine it a bit more closely.
>>30689457>[X]Yeah. ...Good job, Sayaka.then turn back to your controls and see if you can't get Braids to talk a bit more.
>>30689457> [x]Yeah. ...Good job, SayakaBlueberry did good.
>>30689485The second bit is a good idea.
>>30689457>[x]Yeah. ...Good job, Sayaka.>[x] "Misaka woulda loved to see that giant robot thing."
>>30689457>[x]Yeah. ...Good job, Sayaka.
>>30689457>[X]Yeah. ...Good job, Sayaka.>[X]Nod quietly, turn back to your controls. See if you can't get Braids to talk a bit more.Both, compliment Sayaka, and then talk to Braids.Opening the thing will inevitably result in disaster so lets not. We can ask QB to scan it with his incubator tech or whatever to see whats in it later.
>>30689457[X] Nod quietly, turn back to the controls. See if you can't get Braids to talk a bit more.
>>30689457>[X]Yeah. ...Good job, Sayaka.Stay professional, no need to open it.
>>30689488Disregard the previous post.[X] Yeah. ...Good job, Sayaka. (Without sarcasm.)[X] Nod quietly, turn back to your controls. See if you can't get Braids to talk a bit more.
>>30689457>Something about it seems off, though. Like it shouldn't be opened, like it should be left well alone.We know better than to go against our gut when it's telling us something.[X]Ask Sayaka to hand it over. You want to examine it a bit more closely.That said, a good investigator knows to >EXAMINE every object as thouroughly as possible.Don't open it. But do take a closer look. Maybe Braids or Dildoes or someone recognises it?
>>30689457[x]Yeah. ...Good job, Sayaka.Good thing we all got out of this alive
>>30689529>implying that's actually kyouko >implying that we've actually killed anyone>implying that this isn't a hugely effective setup to nuke the 9th out of existence
>>30689457[x]Yeah. ...Good job, Sayaka.Wink at her and give her a thumbs up while the australian flag flies in the background.A crocodile dundee impersonation is how I picture Chiaki trying her best to look genuinely grateful.
>>30689594wow.Now THIS is how you do shadowruns people.I mean... what?Is this even remotely supported by ANY evidence?I say again.Wow.
>>30689457>[x]Ask Sayaka to hand it over. You want to examine it a bit more closely.Didn't we take this mission because we thought it was a Golden Weapon?
>>30689594> implying that we ever left the hotel room
>>30689657>implying we ever left Charles' Bar
>>30689648We took this mission because we thought it would be easy and we could just run around blowing off steam (and limbs).
>>30689640Yeah, I was gonna say, I spent all night actually playing Shadowrun, and I still can't follow that train of thought. It's a window into a brilliant mind.
>>306896401: Dropped in clean rooms with soul gems taken away as precautions2: suddenly, a terrible feeling about opening a box.3: I saw one sniper (vindicare), two melee (eversor)... where's the illusionist (callidus)? 4: [highly unlikely to happen shadowruns intensify]
>>30689648no. we took this mission because it was available, someone had to and it looked like a blessed relief compared to the endless idol missions.
>>30689648It could be a bomb or something horrible. I still think it would be smarter to let QB check it out in safety and covertly, rather than opening it ourself. If its a GW, we can steal it, if its not, we don't piss off the client or do something horrible to ourself.I doubt its a GW though.
>>30689678It's actually someone's dismembered kid on cryo life support. Opening the box without proper medical facilities kills the kid.
>>30689670All of the 16 are trained as Vindicare if I remember correctly. They certainly wouldn't have callidus because they have strict regulations on using magic.
>>30689678It is the same as the ending for VTM bloodlinesOnly way to survive is hand it off to the boss, walk put while giving him the finger and watch his office explode from the sidewalk
>>30689713no, they're all trained as soldiers.Which might, I admit, mean they wind up looking like vindicares to the untrained eye.
>>30689719Great minds think alike. The Ankaran Sarcophagus (or whatever it was called) from that game was in my mind too.
>>30689741of course, that game tells you, in no uncertain terms, not to open it on more than one occasion.
>>30689848Just like Deculture did. in the previous post. Heh.
>>30689473 >>30689474 >>30689487 >>30689488You nod, here. Yeah, you're satisfied. It looks like the real thing, anyway, so that should be good enough."It IS the real thing. I'd bet my rank on it." Sayaka grumbles from behind the muzzle of her rebreather, fidgeting underneath a now-snoring Kyoko as she stuffs the jewelry box back into her inventory. "Unlike you, Murderface, I actually take the time to study all pertinent op materials." It's here her tone of voice turns nasty. "Not like SOMEONE I know--"Sayaka."WHAT?"Good job. You say this as sincerely as you can, as levelly and as honestly as you possibly could. You even turn in your seat to look at her straight in the eye as you do so, catching the priceless sight of your Equerry shocked beyond belief. You turn back to your controls a moment later, not waiting for her reply.Silence. Utter silence, except for Kyoko's snoring, made muffled by her own rebreather."I-it's not like I got it for you, dumbass," Your Equerry's hurried reply comes a moment too slow for it to be made with any sort of venom at all. "I just wanted to get it over with! Fucking Sixteenth - if there ever was an Officio I hated more, it's those armored merc bitches. They don't even use magic anymore, you know that? Just fucking illegal stims and shiny new toys!"She's blushing. She's totally fucking blushing. But you don't point it out, merely grunting to acknowledge that you're listening.After a few more moments of scathing commentary from the Eversor on how the Sixteenth apparently inhales penises by the wheelbarrowload, it's here that Sayaka seems to hesitate again. "I...I guess I gotta thank you too, Murderface. Not only for saving Kyoko, but...well, holding me back earlier." She swallows audibly. "I mean, I know I'm good, but...I probably would've gotten us killed back there."It's here that she gives the back of your seat a light kick. "What're you doing, suddenly being reliable all of a fucking sudden?"How do you respond?
>>30689883[x] "Everyone can find redemption."
>>30689883"The Golden Weapons are making me do it. I can see why they drive people insane now."
>>30689883[X] Just trying to do a good job as Warmaster.
>>30689883>I-it's not like I got it for you, dumbass,2cute
>>30689883"Don't tell anyone or I'll kill you."
>>30689883[X] I don't know what I've been doing before my amnesia, but whatever it is, I'm trying to do better.
>>30689883[x] Putting on that hat changes you. In a myriad of strange ways.
>>30689883>What're you doing, suddenly being reliable all of a fucking sudden?"It's just an optical illusion. If I fuck up enough, fast enough, it looks like I know what I'm doing."
>>30689883[x] "Eh, Mami wanted me to be more reliable, so I'm trying to be more reliable. That and I'm hoping that being different from how I was before will cut down on the explosive amnesia."
>>30689883[X] I'm just trying to do the right thing.
>>30689883>>30689908>>30689922voting this two!
Rolled 10>>30689940>>30689919>>30689920Some combination of these
>>30689883[ ]Don't make me come back there, young lady.[ ]If I wanted to be a reliable and consistent warmaster I'd make sure we all came back with an equal number of legs[x]It's because this wasn't another fucking Idol mission, that's what.
>>30689883It's just amnesia. I'll remember how to be a proper dick eventually.
>>30689883I have a watch wearing dildo reputation to live up to now.
>>30689883"I figure I've probably hit my quota of fucking up by this point; no sense in putting in overtime.There, see? That's me slacking off. Just for you."Couple thousand loops probably has us covered on the "ruining everything forever" front, after all.
>>30689883[x] "I'm the Warmaster now, can't just spend the day watching bad TV with a bottle of whiskey anymore. Nope, gotta be all responsible and shit. If it wasn't Mami who put my name on the ballot, they'd be stuck doing the most soul-crushingly boring work I could find them."
>>30689883[x] It's not bad to try out new things once in a while.
>>30689883[x]"I have no idea"
>>30689883"I've spent ten thousand years fucking up. Figure it's time to do something useful for once."
>>30689980It was only about a thousand years or so I think, give or take a few centuries.
>>30689883[x] Trying not to disappoint Mami, what's it look like i'm fucking doing
>>30689883[X] I don't know, it scares me shitless as well.But I am the warmaster now, and if I fuck up it doesn't just get me dead anymore so I need to keep doing it somehow
>>30689883Apparently underneath the painkillers and alcohol, there's a watch-wearing dildo.
>>30689106what the fuck is a Davy Crockett?
>>30689975I love that image.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pql82_hMBxY&feature=kp
>>30690015It's a sort of tactical nuke.
>>30690015Nuke. Suitcase sized
>>30689883[x] Is this the power of 'tsundere' ? Not... bad.
>>30690015Something we'll use before the quest is over.RIGHT, DECU?
>>30690015It's a bazooka-launched infantry-scale tactical nuke.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett_%28nuclear_device%29
>>30690015Nuke bazooka. The US went full retard a few times during the cold war.
>>30690047>full retard>not full 'murrica
>>30689883>I like to think that even a broken clock can be right sometimes.
>>30690030>>30690033>>30690034>>30690037>>30690043>>30690047Thanksshould have figured but it's nice to know exactly, search results have me info on the folk hero only
>>30690054>full 'murricaCan Soul Gems survive being irradiated by hard radiation (alpha, beta, gamma)? Sure, the body won't last long unless you're like Sayaka and have regeneration, but would the Soul Gem survive?
>>30689922I like this.
>>30690034Man, we are totally using this before the quest is over.
>>30690078It's something we use in time stop before getting the fuck out.
>>30690078Who knows? Also, I doubt even Sayakas body would survive a nuke; in The Wolverine, Logan suffered major radiation burns and that was with an iron lid covering him. If that's an indicator of regeneration, neither of them could survive a full nuke blast.
Know what I'm thinking?
>>30690148The same thing I'm thinking?
>>30690148We should've gotten some Hind Ds from Siberia.
>>30690283Maybe we did.Just not last time.
>>30689913 >>30689919 >>30689922 >>30689980It's just an optical illusion, you murmur into your own rebreather, your eyes planted firmly ahead of you. If you fuck up enough, fast enough, it looks like you know what you're doing.You hear Sayaka choke and cough inside her rebreather at this, the ugly sound taking a few minutes to resolve to actual laughter. "H-hah! Well, as long as you don't let it get to your head, Murderface, then I wouldn't mind if you fucked up like that more often." There's something new in your Equerry's voice, now, something that you're pretty sure isn't made by her rebreather. It sounds like trust. Camaraderie, even. A small, tiny, infinitesmal amount, but it was there.[+1000 SAYAKA POINTS!]You find yourself smiling slightly at this. You'll do your best not to get too cocky about it. Then again, you HAVE been fucking up for a thousand years, so maybe it's time for you to get some stuff right for once."A thousand years?" Sayaka asks, confused. "What's this about a thousand years? Stop fucking around, Murderface, you're barely older than I am!" She shakes her head, before sighing as she looks down on the sleeping Kyoko on her lap. The redhead's head resting back on her shoulder. "I'm just glad she's okay." Your equerry's voice, usually loud and harsh, falls into a soft whisper. "Don't really know what'll I'll do without her, the stupid idiot."...Christ, is she going to get sentimental, like couples do? Do you need to turn the receiver in her rebreather off?"Oh, go fuck yourself, Murderface." And just like that, Sayaka's venom is back, although less abrasive and more...palatable, if that could be considered. "Not my fault you're still waffling with Hanegawa. Or should I call it pancaking?" A sneer. "I heard from Kyoko that you actually scored during your date. You know that Warmasters aren't supposed to fuck their staff, right?"How do you respond?
>>30690362Didn't manage to score. We switched roles for the evening, and she drank herself under the table.
>>30690362[X] Explain that no sex with Midori, only a single kiss. Explain that we might actually have real feelings for her. Maybe ask for advice?
Rolled 5>>30690362"If by 'scored' you mean "had the whole thing fucked up by your little cat friend, then I suppose I did.Otherwise, fuck no I didn't."
>>30690362>Relationships between magical girls in general are against regulations, do I need to remind you?
>>30690362[x] Then please explain Kharn.
>>30690362I think after Kharn I couldn't fuck enough people to be considered anything but conservative
>>30690362But we only held hands?
>>30690362Yeah. Just like how you and Kyoko are officially "just good friends".
>>30690362Heh, she didn't believe us about the 1000 years>[x]Perhaps its my romantic side that I have repressed for all these years. I didn't have sex with her though.
>>30690362[x]"I like to think of them as more like guidelines, than actual rules. Besides, Midori just passed out from the alcohol and I put her to bed."
>>30690362"Scored some nice pancakes in the morning, at best. That Fucking Cat kinda ruined the mood, you know?"
>>30690362>[x] It was only a kiss. And it's not like that ever stopped Kharn.
>>30690362"Stay out of my sex life, Sayaka, and I'll stay out of yours. Deal?"
>>30690362[X]"No 'scoring' happened... J-just a kiss. She passed out due to alcohol. Lightweight."no comment about Kharn.
>>30690389This.On a side note. We should find some time to seriously talk to Sayaka about the warning Risa told us about her witching out. Not now though, not with Kyoko here, even if she is asleep.
>>30690362"She drank herself to sleep. Karma is really almost as much a bitch as you i suppose."
>>30690362>Insert vulgarities about Neko ruining our date and cuntblocking us
>>30690362[x] Could you please at least be mad about the things that are actually happening?
>>30690431But that's not what we want. We(or at least I) want Kyobro to join our Harem. We need to build some Sayaka points for that first though.
I wonder if this sudden romantic talk is a good opportunity for Chiaki to ask Sayaka if she knows anything about Sleepy Eyes.
>>30690427I'll second this.
>>30690396I assume that she means the Warmaster isn't supposed to sleep with her direct staff.Which for Kharn would be Malal.And which for us would be Kyoko and Sayaka.Not Midori. Who's doing the whole trainer gig now.So... you've read the rulebook, Sayaka. What's it say about Equerries banging aides?
>>30690362[x]Well, I guess I settled for pancakes, then. Not that we're bitter or anything.
>>30690460it kind of makes sense to segue into exes here, that's not a bad idea
I still really want to know where Midori got that hooch.Or did we permanently damage her ability to metabolise alchohol by using her soul gem as a whisky warmer?
>>30690362"If by scored you mean, 'got fed pancakes,' then yes."
>>30690362[X] Nothing like that happened, it was just the kiss.
>>30690362"Kharn."Nothing else. Just "Kharn".
>>30690460Bringing up Wendy is probably a semi good move.
>>30690485This. Turn it around on her
>>30690362[x]"Midori is special."
>>30690362>OMG LOOK AT YOUR SIX O'CLOCK, ITS THE SNIPER ON STRIKERS!*Cue Ace Combat Theme*
>>30690593I wonder if we will ever stop getting Midoriblocked
>>30690545"...of course, if I knew for sure that any of my staff were breaking the rules about fraternization, I'd probably hand that off to my Equerry to deal with."
>>30690637Yes.It is one of the four signs of the apocaplyse.Chiaki will finally get some green, and then there will be a scourge of crows o'er Japan.
>>30690593>Best reply posted after voting-time. I love you but I hate you, anon.
>>30690091>fat fat fatSays Super SoNECO.
>>30690388 >>30690427 >>30690444 >>30690460You shake your head at this. You scored some nice pancakes the morning after, at best. No actual fucking happened - just the kiss, which you're pretty sure is getting re-chirped to fucking hell and back. It's also hard to get into that kind of mood after Sayaka's cat friend came in and RUINED everything.Oh, and Midori got drunk under the table, in a hilarious switching of roles. Apparently, karma is just as big of a bitch as Sayaka is.The sneering tone disappears immediately from Sayaka's voice at that, like a balloon being forcibly deflated by someone taking a morning star at it. It's genuine enough that she even ignores your crack about her being...well, herself. "...Yeah. That's...yeah, I can see how that'd ruin the evening." The Eversor seems to be genuinely regretful here, a rare apologetic tone coloring her words. "Well, you know. If you're really sure about what you feel about Hanegawa, I'll..." A moment's hesitation, here. "...I guess I can help you some, if you want?"You blink at this, and you turn to look at her, briefly. She'd do that? For you?"Look where you're flying, for fuck's sake!" Sayaka snaps. "And yeah, I guess! I mean, I'm no pick-up-and-fuck-artist like Kharn, but I'd rather give you advice than see you get it from her of all people." She pauses here. "...Hanegawa's a good person, and she thinks you're super hot shit. I think it's more than hero worship, or that trashy shit she draws. It's more than that, and I'd hate to see you fuck it up by treating her like a piece of meat."...You never had plans on doing that, but help going in the right direction would be good, yeah."Right. Just...talk to me whenever you need to ask about that kind of thing."You'll keep it mind. Hopefully, with Sayaka's help, it won't feel like you're simply groping in the dark with this relationship bullshit.[1/2]
>>30690810>it won't feel like you're simply groping in the darka poor choice of words, considering Sayaka's concerns.
>>30690834....but totally what Chiaki would say.
>>30690810All we need to do to advance our relationship is put on the hat for our dates.
>>30690810...Hmm. Well, there is something you'd like to ask."Yeah? What is it?"About...well, exes. Specifically, one of yours. Even more specifically, Wendy.Silence."What about her?" There's a guarded tone in your Equerry's voice all of a sudden as she answers. "Isn't she dead, or something? Why ask about her?"You blink at this, opening your mouth to correct her - before remembering that the rest of the world knows that Wendy Cooldown is dead. She'd told you herself, and it doesn't look like she's told anyone else. Still, you feel that Sayaka's hiding something. Not outright lying to you, but...concealing something.What do you ask about Wendy?
>>30690912....I don't think she's actually dead.
>>30690912"Let me tell you the story of a pink haired eldritch abomination that has it in for me"
>>30690912[x] "What aren't you saying about her? I can tell you want to say something, it's not like you to hide what's on your mind."
>>30690912>I don't think I'm over what happened.
>>30690912Pretend for a moment she's not dead. Pretend that she still wants me, bad. Pretend she saw the kiss. Pretend that it really broke her heart.What the hell should I do? Hypothetically, of course.
>>30690912"I've heard reports of someone exactly like Wendy out there doing some....things. I'd like to know if there's anything important I may have forgotten about her."
>>30690912[X] What was she like around me?I get flashes sometimes or dreams, it hurts because if I could forget about her then I could forget about everyone including Midori so I want to make an effort to stop it somehow and I think it could help
>>30690912"I suspect that her death certificate was false and that she might still be alive.If she is do you think she might do something stupid due to ,you know, almost everyone knowing about Midori and me?"
We need to 'Field Expediently Acquire' us a Jaeger to put in our shield.
>>30690971why is homura orgasming in that picture?
>>30690912"I don't think she is dead. I think she's alive. She showed up at the stadium after I gibbed Lucius."
>>30690960I like it.
>>30690958Voting for this. That was a screwup, and Sayaka might help us fix it without major bloodshed.
>>30690976homu ain't need a reason
>>30690912Firstly, let me preface the question with this: my exes tend to haunt me, death and disembodiment really haven't slowed them down much.>Insert question here
>>30690976She is linked up to Madoka. She is inside Madoka. Do i need to go into more detail?
>>30690976>implying you wouldn't be in ecstasy if you were in that scenario
>>30690971Have you ever been literally a part of your deity's mind?
>>30690912[X] >>30690958 >>30690938 >>30690980 >Please Sayaka, you are my only hope.
>>30691007[X] "I need to know if she's alive."Of course, we've already got a pretty good idea that she is. But I'd be curious to see Sayaka's reaction to the question.
>>30690912[x] "I've heard that there's someone who looks like her still running around. On the off chance that our intel was wrong, and she's still alive, what can you tell me about her that I've probably forgotten?"
Guys don't tell Sayaka she isn't dead (at least not that we saw her), she'll probably think we're crazy.
>>30690912>>30690994This, then"One of the many problems with amnesia, is that I tend to make major life commitments, and then totally forget about them. How do I deal with yandere exes with whom I can barely remember a fraction of my time with, if any?"
>>30691057She already thinks we're crazy.
>>30691057Too fucking late
>>30691057Sayaka knows Wendy isn't dead, so rather than thinking we're crazy, she'll wonder how we found out.
>>30690912Tell her we know something is going down in mitakihara, and that she was/is involved. Tell her were probably going to need backup.
>>30691134>Tell her were probably going to need backupI suggest finding pic related as a backup
>>30691210Which one? Wendy or Annie Sue? If we're going for the eighth, grab the sherif as well
Did Hat ever finish the Midori bunny girl picture? Where is Hat anyway? rare not to have him here
>>30691353Said on Twitter that there was too much work today.
>>30691353Don't ruin the illusion.
>>30691210We need someone like this for a trip to Mitakihara.
>>30691380Mostly posted for relevance.
>>30691377I still think Hot-chan is a girl. Draws, acts and writes like one
>>30691415I can never tell these things. I like to think that he is a girl.
>>30691415>>30691425Please. This is IVCanalis. Everyone is a little puella magi here!
Still no Decu posts>@Deculture Skirt+Stockings is a combination that can't be beat!Decu's a leg man /tg/. Post pics of your legs to summon Deculture!
>>30691503Will wide legs work?
>>30691503>post pics of legs to summon deculture!>read again>post pics of your legs to summon deculture!>post pics of your legs>pics of your legs>your legs>yourI... I uh... ohmigosh I'm not sure what to think. I don't think I'm ready for this yet. My heart is not prepared. I'm flattered, but... doshio~
>>30691503This new summoning ritual is much better than the old one.
>>30691527ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOWIDE
>>30691545only one of the two currently has any proven efficacy.
>>30691503Decu knows how to appreciate a good set of hips and thighs.
>>30691559I... I'm confused. I want to wear those. Like, I'm having a boner for how much I want to wear those. /tg/ help me. Where did I go wrong?
>>30691561can't hear you over this awesome ritual
>>30691572That's my worry. That he'll get so busy appreciating that he won't bother to post.
>>30691574>Implying you went wrong>Implying it isn't horribly right
>>30691574You came to 4chan. And then you came back again the next day. Really, the rest of your life has been a downward spiral from there.
>>30691643Why do you have so many crossdressing Sakutarous anyway?Is there something you're not telling us?
>>30691628This is actually pretty accurate.IT IS A GOOD PAIN
>>30691630>>30691667Why'd you delete the first one?
>>30691679Because any sensible person would flip their pic before posting.
>>30691679Because it was rotated and it struck me as wrong!
>>30691657I have over 1,000 Sakutarou pictures for reasons. I honestly never thought I'd get to use some of them, so I'm going to seize the opportunity while it's still here, dignity be damned.
You can't hide forever, Decu. I know your waifus.
Legs for the leg god!
>>30691722That said, I'm rather scared by how many of these there are in the first place.
>>30691527i sat and stared at this for about 10 mins...so...entrancing.
>>30691667I am confused. And aroused. /tg/ help.
>>30691863Then open at your own risk. You might stare at it for much longer.
>>30690938 >>30690958 >>30690962You tell Sayaka to...pretend with you, for a moment. Pretend that Wendy Cooldown, for all intents and purposes, is not dead. Pretend that she still wants you. That she saw the kiss, and that seeing it really broke her heart. What the hell should you do to fix that kind of thing? Hypothetically, of course."Hypothetically?" Sayaka echoes, her brow furrowing. "...With that kind of situation, it's...Jesus Christ, Murderface, that's pretty fucked. I mean, if she was still alive, and she SAW that kiss published online, well...there's no ifs or buts about it, she's definitely going to be pissed. I mean, here she is, she's probably told her friends about you and everything and how you're happy together...and then she sees a photo of you playing tongue hockey with someone else on the internet? I'd Witch Out right then and there, no question, if I was in her shoes. Just kill everything around me so you're brought in and then I can kill you, too."...That's reassuring to know, but you asked about what you can do to probably stop that kind of shit from happening."Yeah, yeah." You hear Sayaka mumble to herself as she shifts on her seat, seemingly trying to get comfortable even with a sleeping Eversor on her lap. "Alright, hypothetically, and I'm...gonna take your amnesia into consideration, because that's the only thing you've got working for you, here...I'd just go ahead and say sorry. Say sorry like you mean it, because you're a shitty person and you have a shitty memory and you don't really mean to do all these shitty things." She waves a hand. "Just go ahead and fucking sacrifice yourself to the altar of dignity, just to make sure she knows you're serious."...That's it? Just saying sorry'll fix it?[1/2]
>>30691920"FUCK no it's not going to fix it." The blue-haired Eversor snaps. "But it's a start, and that's always a good thing to aim for. Once she knows you didn't do it out of spite or just trying to get back at her for something, then....well, she'll probably listen to whatever you have to say to her."A moment. "Not that Cooldown was unreasonable, or anything like that," Sayaka murmurs. "She was American, sure, but she wasn't stupid. Out of all the Rabbits, she was the most cool-headed one." Your equerry taps at her temple with a gloved index finger. "Never got into trouble unless she really wanted to. So yeah, I think apologizing for what you did is a good start. Just be sure to do it in person, and do it sincerely."That sounds easy enough. You're all about doing stuff up close and personal. And sincerely.But is that it, then? What about the rest of the steps? That's only Step One, and you need all the way to Step Not Having To Worry About Being Shanked In The Kidneys. Hypothetically."Those steps kinda depend on what her response is to Step One," Sayaka notes sourly. "But, again, hypothetically, if she says okay, and puts away that freaky knife she uses..." The Eversor shakes her head. "I don't know. Ask if you can still be friends after all this? I mean, it's common enough for us Magical Girls to want to kill each other, there's no shortage of that, but friends...it's easy enough to think that you'll have them forever, but fact is all it takes is one fuckup and they're gone. In our line of work, we have to accept that." She looks down on Kyoko, before brushing some of the redhead's hair away from her closed eyes, a curiously tender gesture."Of course, she's...American, and they do things differently over there. And more often." Sayaka looks back up at you pointedly. "The remaining friends thing may just set her off, they think that's a sign of weakness. And Americans hate that, it's like blood in the water."[2/3]
>>30691940Right. What does she suggest, then? So you don't appear weak to your ex who is dead but hypothetically not."..." It's here that Sayaka goes silent again. "...This is just hypothetical, right?"Yeah. You did say."Well, hypothetically..." Even with her rebreather covering the lower half of her face and nose, Sayaka looks almost...well, guilty. "If you got Midori and her to agree on it, then maybe you could..."Could? Could what?"You know." Sayaka's going red now, her blush visible even from under her oxygen mask. "Both of them. At the same time."...Did your straight-laced, straight-edge Equerry just suggest that you--"Well, you fucking asked!" The blue-haired Eversor all but yells into her rebreather. "Hah, and the fact that you asked that, even 'hypothetically', means that you were thinking about actually doing that kind of thing! Am I right?! Hypothetical my ass!"How do you respond?...Tell me more.I am not going to string along two girls at once. I'm not Kharn.Is someone speaking from experience, here?
>>30691965>...Tell me more.>Is someone speaking from experience, here?
>>30691965[X]...Tell me more.IT'S HAPPENING
...Tell me more.Watermelon end lets do this
>>30691965>[x]Is someone speaking from experience, here?and [x]...Tell me more.
>>30691965>[x]...Tell me more.>[x]Is someone speaking from experience, here?ohhh my blueberry what /did/ you get up to over in america
>>30691965>[X]...Tell me more.>[X]Is someone speaking from experience, here?
>>30691749am i doin it rite
>>30691965>[x]Is someone speaking from experience, here?My my, Sayaka-chan, that certainly is suspicious.
>>30691965[x]Is someone speaking from experience, here?So how did you and Kyoko handle it?
>>30691965>[x]...Tell me more.>[x]Is someone speaking from experience, here?Didn't know you had it in you.No pun intended.
>>30691965>[X]I am not going to string along two girls at once. I'm not Kharn.Because we have an absolutely tremendous track record for doing exactly what we say we're going to do.
>>30691965>[X]...Tell me more.IF ONE LOVE GOOD, TWO LOVE GOODER
>>30691965[X]I am not going to string along two girls at once. I'm not Kharn.This is not going to end well. Though I know which vote is going to win anyway so no one can blame me for any of it!
>>30691965>[x]...Tell me more."I can neither confirm or deny that I was thinking about what you were suggesting."
>>30691965How can Decu draw tits so well?>[x]...Tell me more.In this line of work, you have to find love where ever you can, even if its two loves at once.
>>30691965[X]...Tell me more.Have to wonder where she got the idea from.
>>30691965[x]...Tell me more.[x]Is someone speaking from experience, here?Not to say we want to cheat on Midori... But there was a girl who would love me even when I was Murderface...
>>30692027Oh, and this too just to mess with her.[X]Is someone speaking from experience, here?
>>30692011That'll do, Star. That'll do.
>>30691965Voting against the "speaking from experience" thing. Let's not lose all those hard earned Sayaka points already. We've done enough messing with her for one mission.
>>30691965[X]I am not going to string along two girls at once. I'm not kharn.
>>30691965>[X]...Tell me more.>[X]Is someone speaking from experience, here?Is there something that you are not telling us Sayaka?
>>30692027I dunno, I'm kinda curious as to how much Sayaka knows about this, and more importantly, HOW she knows about this.
>>30691965Say>[X]I am not going to string along two girls at once. I'm not Kharn.mean>[X]...Tell me more.
>>30691965>[x] What if, hypothetically, Wendy wasn't really alive alive but she wasn't really dead dead either and it would make this hypothetical threesome somewhat difficult to... choreograph... Hypothetically.
>>30691965[x]...Tell me more.Well, you can't just put that there and not expect me to pick it.
>>30691965>[X]...Tell me more.>[X]Is someone speaking from experience, here?NEVER IGNORE THE HAREM ROUTE FLAG
doo doo doo just postin' stuff for no reason at all
>>30692084So in other words,>"But, hypothetically, if I were to say 'yes'..."
>>30691965>...Tell me more.Please, Sayaka, do tell.
>>30691965>[x]What if there were more than two, would that work out? Hypothetically.
>>30692095>HAREM ROUTE FLAGDie. In a ditch. On fire.
>>30691965>"Well, hypothetically..." Even with her rebreather covering the lower half of her face and nose, Sayaka looks almost...well, guilty. "If you got Midori and her to agree on it, then maybe you could..."If we ever see Sayaka again, we must not bitch at her during the Christamas interviewsAlso Pinky must love sweater puppies now.>...Tell me more.
>>30691965[X]I am not going to string along two girls at once. I'm not Kharn.
>>30691965[x]...Tell me more.[x]Is someone speaking from experience, here?Watermelon end yesssss.
>>30691965[x] "Would it be better if I picked one of them at random to throw away? 'Sorry, but my brain fucking broke, so... all the best, goodbye.'? There's few enough people that can stand to be around me as it is, you know."
>>30691965[x].....Tell me more.
>>30692118Where's the frythulhu?
Decu pushing Wendy hard. If we go with it will we stop being Midoriblocked?
>>30692180It didn't have quite as much NTR, is all.
>>30691965[x] this >>30692085
>>30692182>Decu pushing Wendy hard.Wendy is his waifu, so no surprise here.>will we stop being Midoriblocked?I doubt that's possible Chiaki getting Midoriblocked is a running joke by now.
>>30691965[XXX]...Tell me more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGgeraSFW8g&feature=kpharem will go badlylet's do it
>>30692182>Decu pushing Wendy hard.I'm like 90% sure it's a trap.
>>30692220Something with tits like that can't be a trap.
>>30691210....I just creamed my panties.
>>30692208Since when are we getting "Midoriblocked" anyway? She's gotten a shitload of screentime.
>>30692250I'm assuming the fact that they haven't fucked yet is what vexes him.
>>30692220Well, at least once our plan reaches Step Oh God, It's All Gone Horribly Wrong, we'll be back in our comfort zone.>>30692250We're referring to fucking, dear, and how there isn't any going on.
>>30692208>gets her own sidequest>go on a date with her>nearly screw her>Midoriblocked
>>30692271What kind of gentlemeguca screws a girl while the plot's only half over? Think of dramatic timing!
>>30692277...Would hatesex. Emphasis on hate.
>>30692271well, according to Sayaka there is.Just not between Chiaki and Midori.
>>30692277Neco. Hey. Neco.When are you going to make more profiles?
>>30692271But Midori is a shitty moeblob, why would we want to screw her?
>>30692290>gentlemegucaDid you miss the part where Chiaki severed a womans arms and beat her to death with them?
>>30692303When we meet more people that matter!
>>30692310Do 'em anyway!
>>30692333>>30692356Fine.I'll do Risa's, nya.
>>30692236Dohoho.But seriously, Decu's being way too helpful with Watermelon for this to not go horribly wrong. I GUESS this could actually work and Pinky is where things go to fuck, but...That said, I am looking forward to seeing Wendy and Midori interact, whether cordially, angrily, or 'angrily' if you know what I mean. Or very friendly I guess.
>>30692338You need to face the truth, anon. She's a shitty generic moeblob.
>>30692364>doing an idols profile....are you sure your Neco and not shitty assistant?
>>30692374We have to get another dose of healing eventually anon!
>>30692398I don't recall many idols with skull faces and murder boners.
>>30692374I ship 'em.
>>30692374I don't care about Wendy. I just want the relationship with Midori to fucking advance
>>30692374My guess is that Midori will be upset and dump us. And then Wendy will become bored with the new improved and boring non-murderface Chiaki and dump us.And then Pinky will laugh at us while we scream DECULTURE!!!! and shake our fists to the sky.
>>30692374Just wait till I get off my ass and finish what I've been writing. It involves drinking and lots of sex.
>>30692398>Risa>IdolDo you know something we don't?
>>30691965Now watch as this backfires hilariously for both Sayaka and us.
>>30692374While a lot of people are jonesing for a Harem ending, I think a lot of us know that the possibility of it happening is remote at best. But really, those options in the conversation with Sayaka were really too hilarious to resist.
>>30692374Didn't we determine that Pinky would be surprisingly fine with it, based on her interactions with the other two? OT4eva
>>30692456I'd guess it's mostly Wendyfags that recognize that we're not going to pry anon's balls off of Midori for anything.
>>30692430>>30692456But we're immune to negative consequences, remember?
>>30692417Fair enough I don't care about Midori, just want to do things right with Wendy>>30692374Yes It will be cool see them interact
Alright, I have work in five hours, so I'll have to pause it here! Thread to continue either tomorrow or Sunday night, please stand by for updates! Thank you for everyone's participation and feedback is always great!No writeups tonight I think, so I'll answer any questions before going to bed!
>>30692428You have my attention anon.
>>30692496Hah hah hah. Incidentally, I'm kind of surprised that no one jumped on this little tidbit. >"Hah, and the fact that you asked that, even 'hypothetically', means that you were thinking about actually doing that kind of thing! Am I right?! Hypothetical my ass!"That means SHE KNOWS Wendy's alive.
>>30692496Yes but it isn't purely negative because it is supposed to open the Sayaka route.
>>30692515Thanks a ton for running Decu!
>>30692515who has the best legs in the quest
>>30692515How many points did we get for the mission?
>>30691749>R18 DOJIN>exhentai got nothing WHYHOW FUCK YOU
>>30692515Stockings or pantyhose?
>>30692515What would happen if a soused Midori got a hold of the Hat?
>>30692545Chiaki. This has been answered before.
>>30692545Sorry Mami, but that was taken 7 years ago.
>>30692515Would Midori and Wendy feel jealous if they saw Chiaki hug Mami? Or would they just accept it as something they can't fight against, because it's Mami?
>>30692515Which leg pic(s) did you like best?
>>30692515How many points do we need for unlocking Sayaka route?
>>30692591Jealous, but not of Mami.
>>30692515Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived!How badly will this go for us?
>>30692515Thanks for running Deculture The Patriots have their eyes on us?Is Misaka going to be trying to teach Blade wolf to play dead next time we se her?
>>30692515Having Midori and Wendy agree to "that" is something that can be realistically achieved, right?
>>30692531Well yeah. Amber told her.
>>30692515Does Chiaki have the innate potential to learn telekinesis herself (and has simply forgotten how), or is it a power only Braids can use?
>>30692515Are we gonna see more Metal Gear before the quest is over?
>>30691940>she's...American, and they do things differently over there.>And more oftenhhhheeeheheeeeeheeeeeee
>>30692515Oh, and heres another question of a different kind.Do you have a plan for this quest overall, and how long do you intend to run it? Its interesting that its been going for a long time now, and Chiaki has still just collected 4/20 GWs.Do you intend a quick end where she gets the rest in large numbers at once, or do you plan to continue running this quest for several years still?
>>30692672We already know one or two of the golden weapon uses have multiple gold weapons, so it shouldn't be quite as long.
>>30692545It's a toss-up between Wendy, Mamio and Madaraki Fran>>30692560Both have their own merits but stockings are better!>>30692562Nothing, because Midori's love is too pure. She sleeps with Chiaki>>30692591Jealous, but not of Mami indeed. No one wins against Mami.>>30692598There's not enough points in this quest to win that! Unless something happens to Kyoko!>>30692609Hahaha!
>>30692603HURRDURRHERF DERFFuck you why did I laugh
>>30692702Glorious panties or elegant bloomers?
>>30692699Yeah, I think Pinky said someone had 5. But are they all going to be like that, or will we get more via one or two at a time max, or all of them in just a few arcs. Mostly just wondering how long Deculture plans to continue this. Not that I want the story to stop ofcourse, this quest is great!
>>30692702How far did Operation Crashflow get before it was liquidated?
>>30692702>No one wins against Mami.How would Mami react if, while hugging her tightly in bed, Chiaki accidentally calls her 'Mommy'?
>>30692611Hahaha, well, she'd probably be teaching it some new tricks! >>30692613I would say so!>>30692624She would be able to learn it herself in time.>>30692628Not as liberally as this portion of the quest, but yes!>>30692672>>30692699 is right, some golden weapon users have multiple golden weapons, so it's not going to be a really long, drawn-out thing. As for intending a quick end, I'm focusing more on a proper end, one that everyone who's stuck with this quest so far will hopefully be happy with!
>>30692702So, we have to convince Kyoko that having her and Sayaka join our harem would be a good idea?Challenge accepted.
>>30692787What if we set up all the girls with their own Homu?There's gotta be more than enough for everyone in the deagle.
>>30692613It's probably going to be real difficult to get Chiaki/Midori/Wendy in a sincere caring relationship with each other, I bet.
>>30692823I can imagine them easily enough in a master/slave/slave relationship and I don't think anyone aims for anything else here.
>>30692823Can we at least get them to agree to not try to kill Chiaki or eachother? That would be good enough for a step 1 at least.
>>30692823I think most of tg just want them to have sex together and care less about properly functioning relationships.
>>30692823>master/slave/slaveSoooo...Midori is the master, right?
>>30692865Ooops, meant to reply to >>30692846
>>30692857That's a more realistic thing to strive for, but I don't know if /tg/ is ever realistic.Besides I ship Wendy/Mami.
>>30692865Each of them thinks that someone else in the triangle is the master. Really confusing, but it works out somehow.
>>30692778Just out of curiosity, why have you chosen (generally) to limit our ability to pick just 1 GW per mission, if there are people there that are running with multiples. Will we get to choose more than 1 in the future?
>>30692865Midori suffers from Terminal Kouhai Syndrome, she can never be the master. Like a boat made of baguettes and stuffed with lead she will always sink to the bottom of any relationship she is inno matter who is involved.
>>30692417I don't care about Midori I want us to get back together with Wendy True OTP guns and knives
ARRIGHT Decu has left the building, all remaining questions are stuck with me.>>30692749Gonna say panties. Or neither.>>30692925I don't think anything is technically stopping us from taking more than one? But this is probably so the weapon in question can be focused on in more detail.
>>30692953What was/were your favorite leg pic(s)?
>>30692778I love this quest, the characters, the QM, the story and most of the anons/namefags participating.I really hope we can manage to get a happy ending.
>>30692972>>30691572But there's some bias here. And you can't go wrong with any of them really.
>>30692953Who is/are your favorite meguca(s) outside of the Eighth?
>>30692953Dammit Wendy give us some warning before you drop weapons grade cute like that on usNearly killed me
>>30692953Is there some kind of story behind that pic?
>>30692999>can't go wrong with any of them>any of them>ANY of them
>>30693034Well in Yume Nikki the protag Madotsuki can turn into a catgirl.
>>30693002Mami is best main series meguca. I really like Fennel from Prose Magica. I really like Midori, but mostly because I talk with Midorifag a lot and get to hear about aspects of her personality that the main quest doesn't show off well.Vanity's sake for the other writeup stuff I dabble in, I also really like Raleigh in the Second and Yuri in the Twentieth.>>30693034Hat drew pic related and we chatted about Wendy as a horror movie monster, and Werewendy came up.>>30693056Catgirl is good. Dog girl is better but sadly less common. Wuf wuff~
>>30693088How do you do two of your characters interacting? Is there some kind of trick to it?
>>30693088Dog girls curl up across your lap and get ear scratches / belly rubsCatgirls don't stop long enough to enjoy the fluffiness
>>30692953Jesus christ Cooldown, why are you such a good girl
>>30693138Because cooldown = best girl
>>30692953>>30693088why Risa only doggirl in quest?
>>30693135Unless Maine Coon grill
>>30693088I'm going to draw an actual Were-Wendy sometime, eventually, but the idea was so cute I had to do a Chibi first
>>30693132I guess there's not a trick to it? Dialogue is kind of a strength of mine so it comes fairly naturally, but when I'm feeling out new characters or new interactions I'll throw out dumb lines to Decu or Midorin while we're chatting, as sort of a practice thing I guess. I dunno what else to tell you, unfortunately.I guess it comes down to knowing the characters well enough to know how they'd react to someone with the other character's personality type.>>30693138I eat my enemies' hearts to steal their courage, wuff.>>30693158Basically that's a travesty.
>>30693268>Dialogue isn't my strength when I'm doing both sides of the conversation, so I may need to look into this "throwing out lines to somebody else" thing.Also>>30693158>Risa only doggirl in quest
>>30693268Lets chat again some time, Wendy.
>>30693382Didn't mean to > the dialogue part. That's what happens when you paste what you just wrote.
>>30693268Oh yeah, something for you.
>>30692933Actually, I could see Midori's best Mami impression working wonders on Wendy.
If MMxMM has any threesomes with the main characters, there might be hope for us yet. We should start doing "research" into that. For "science".
>>30694613Illusion-specced Callidus with big boobies to work with already?
>>30694713Callidus' can see through other callidus' tricks. And if Wendy encounters Mami doing whatever you think she's going to do, she's definitely going to check.That does remind me, though : we should get Mami's opinion on Wendy as well.
>>30694769Some people like engaging in 'Role Play' in the bedroom anon...
>>30694769Im not talking about tricks. Just the general sort of Mami attitude she pulled during the date with Chiaki.
>>30694970>Mami attitude she pulled during the date with Chiaki.Pls, she stammered her way through it and was helped along by alcohol. That was all her.
>>30695070Id link ya but having issues hitting the sup archives.