> Sunday, October 27th, 2013SITUATION: http://pastebin.com/Ac5gJdwqMECHANICS: http://pastebin.com/Se82xDLeCREW ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/qVD3DM17TANK ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/UCXDAajgTHE SHOP: http://pastebin.com/ZMy4Q2sqArchive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Girls%20Und%20Panzer:%20LGA%20QuestYou are Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President and new commander of Lafayette Girls Academy’s revived Tankery Team.Everyone’s great spirits as you step off the plane and right into the airport terminal. The match with Walter Christie seems to have inspired them greatly, and for good reason. You’ve beaten a veteran team on relatively equal terms. That’s got to count for something.> + 10 MORALE ACROSS ALL CREWS (EXCEPTING TEAM MACHINA AND TEAM CAMPFIRE)> + 5 MORALE TO TEAM MACHINA AND TEAM CAMPFIREYou and your crew sit down on a bench just near the entrance, your things are getting processed through security. Student security, not the crappy TSA kind, thank god for that. Kitten yawns a little as she rests her head on your shoulder, still jetlagged from last night.Nancy asks Lisa, “So why are we waiting here?”“Mr. Mishka said he’d meet us,” says Lisa, crossing her arms. “Granted, I like Mr. Mishka, but that probably he’s dragging Huxley with him.”“I kind of feel sorry for Huxley,” says Nancy.“I don’t,” says Lisa.With that, you see the old man walk up to you, looking spry and wrinkly as ever. “Gertrude! Lovely to see you!”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>30589779> BoastGotta hurry, Poland awaits.
So guys, this might be a bit unrelated, but I've done some thinking.Thinking about Fredenall's panties.Even if the panty raid was successful and stole ALL of her panties, even the ones currently in laundry and whatever, shouldn't she at the very least have the one she was wearing?Or does she sleep in the nude? Did she just want an excuse to go commando? Does she want Trudy to punish and humiliate her?I'm onto you, Schteel.
>>30589873Dude, it's way too early for the lewds.
>>30589779> Boast>>30589873 don't worry about it. just relax and enjoy the thread
>>30589873Speaking of Fredendall, I've been wondering about something. Shouldn't we find an appropriate time to tell every team what's at stake? I know, moral would plummet, but I don't find it unlikely that just before the finals, Fredendall drops the bomb and then we are royally screwed.
>>30589906No such thing.
> BoastYou say, “I know it’s lovely to see me!” You offer your hand, and he shakes it, laughing.“Cheerful as ever,” says Mr. Mishka. Lisa stands up and hugs him. “Ah! Lisa, it’s good to see you too!”Lisa smiles and asks, “How are things, Mr. Mishka?”“Oh, with Huxley around, things have been moving fastly, swimmingly even. Boy’s learning how to work the tanks fast!” says Mr. Mishka, snapping his finger. “Come on, We’ll drive you all back to your dorm yeah?”You blink. “We’ll?”With that, you arrive outside the terminal to see Mr. Mishka’s M3 Halftrack. Leaning on the hood is a boy, about your age. Seems nice enough.Mr. Mishka motions you to him. “Gertrude, my grandnephew Huxley. Huxley, Gertrude.”Huxley nods, offering his hand politely. “Nice to meet you.”You shake it smiling. “Likewise.”“So, did you enjoy the match last night, Huxley?” asks Lisa, a bit of smug tone to her voice.“Yeah, I got to enjoy the fact that I’m going to have to do more work for little-to-no-pay while staying on this Academyship surrounded by girls I can’t date and with little to no advancement in the rest of my life.” He leans forward, getting into Lisa’s face and bluntly saying, “Fun.”Lisa flicks him on the nose. “Yeah, yeah. Let’s get driving.”With that, the five of you get in the back of the halftrack, and Huxley gets driving you back to the dorms.> Rest until you get there> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>30589906Yeah, think of the philosophers.
>>30590036>> Rest until you get thereI know what everyone else will pick...
>>30590036>> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)Waffle Academy
>>30589906>too early for the lewdsWait, what?Can you even use those words in this context?
>>30590036>Rest until you get thereIt's been tiring days, what with Kitten nibbling on us and surprise Perrine.
>>30590036> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)>ChiHatanWe need to build up cp again
>>30590036> Consult the Shop (Specify)get some Schurzen spaced armor for the Panther, it keeps getting knocked out and does nothing
>>30590036>>30590074Changing my vote to Study Chi-Ha-TanWe need to know their planning
>>30590127We don't need it, we need to wishlist and buy the Sherman, and get the Chassis to Jackson status
>>30590160why do we need to buy another sherman, we've already got that spare chassis laying around we planned on turning into a firefly
So, anons, any of the S35 proto upgrades are going to be expensive if we want them fast, what are we going to do with it?Also, why haven't we sold the Type 97 yet?
>>30590195Because that the one in the shop is an M4A4 Sherman the one we need to convert it into a firefly.The Chassis is then freed to turn into a M4A3 which was used as the basis for the Jackson Tank Destroyer
>>30590234We can give the S35 to Perrine when we have Surplus crew and tanks, As of right now, we need the Chi-ha either for our next our since our funds are tight and as a replacement tank for the Freshman since we are going to have their Churchill be sent to Perrine for upgrades
>>30590256>Because that the one in the shop is an M4A4 Sherman the one we need to convert it into a firefly.>M4A3 Sherman (12,500) (Vintage)...looks like you've got it the other way around anon, but either way, to get the firefly we need a chassis turned into a M4A4>Jackson Tank DestroyerThe M36 GMC's where never called that
> Study a Tankery Team (Chi-Ha-Tan)> CHI-HA-TAN WOMEN’S ACADEMY> TYPE 97 CHI-HA KAI SHINHOTO (ELITE) x 1> TYPE 97 CHI-HA KAI SHINHOTO (COMP. SPEC.) x 30> TYPE 97 CHI-HA (COMP. SPEC.) x 50> TYPE 1 CHI-HE (COMP. SPEC.) x 20> TYPE 3 CHI-NU (COMP. SPEC.) x 10> TYPE 89B I-GO OTSU (COMP. SPEC.) x 20> RENAULT FT-KO (COMP. SPEC.) x 10> TYPE 98 KE-NI (COMP. SPEC.) x 10> TYPE 95 HA-GO (COMP. SPEC.) x 20> TYPE 4 KE-NU (COMP. SPEC.) x 20> TYPE 2 HO-I (COMP. SPEC.) x 20> TYPE 3 HO-NI III (COMP. SPEC.) x 10> TYPE 4 CHI-TO (COMP. SPEC.) x 1> TYPE 5 CHI-RI (COMP. SPEC.) x 1Hm. That’s new, the Chi-Ri’s been added to their roster. Looks like Christie must have finished it for them. Overall, the roster seems like a fairly mobile but fragile team, at least if you can recall anything about Japanese tanks being mobile and fragile.With that, you arrive outside the dorm. All of you hop over the side onto the sidewalk.“Right, thanks Mr. Mishka. Thanks, Huxley.”Mr. Mishka and Huxley nod, smiling. “Anytime,” says Mr. Mishka.Huxley lookos over at Lisa, skeptical. “Hope this means we’re straight, Lisa considering the shit you made me do.”Lisa shrugs, smirking. “Oh, are you implying you don’t sleep with a pillow of stolen panties every night?”Huxley nods slightly. “Yeah, how about fuck you.”“Is that anyway to treat a woman?” says Lisa.“I wasn’t aware I was talking to one.”Mr. Mishka bursts into suppressed laughter as the Halftrack drives off. Lisa rolls her eyes, “Guys. Don’t know what to do with them.” At least you’re back home now.> Relax for the Day> Embark on a Subquest (Specify)> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>30590327> Embark on a Subquest (Unfortunately, the song is copyrighted.)
>>30590327>> Embark on a Subquest (Specify)>Aviation TeamTheir behind
>>30590327> Embark on a Subquestkitty's birthdayoh did we not get CP then?
>>30590423My mistake.> + 5 CP
>>30590327> Embark on a Subquest (Flying tigers)>>30590313Oh sorry, but either way we can get both.Also the Tank Destroyer was nicknamed the Jackson or Slugger.
>>30590370We're going to film them while we go camping.>>30590423We can do that after, let's check on Bearclaw who have a deadline
>>30590327>> Embark on a Subquest (Flying Tigers)
>>30590451both were names it was given to it by the brits at the end, or after the war, the US always called it the M36 GMC, like how the M4 was nicknamed the sherman, it was never called that by the americans, only colloquially by the britsits a similar mix up with the Jadgpanzer 38(t) and the hetzer
> Embark on a Subquest (Unfortunately, that song is copyrighted.)As you unpack your things in your dorm, you suddenly remember that it’s Kitten birthday.OH GODDAMN IT YOU FORGOT TO WISH HER A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.FUCK, WHERE THE HELL IS THE CAKE!?WAIT, SHIT, YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE A PRESENT FOR HER EITHER!Man, things have gone to shit with Kitten’s birthday before it’s even started.You scratch your chin. You need to think. What should you start with?> Cake> Present> Wish Kitten a Happy Birthday> Other
>>30590525> PresentWe already told Nancy to make a cake
It's going to be one of those days isn't it?
>>30590525> PresentPretend we pretended to forget her Birthday and spring a party on her in the evening!
>>30590567One of those? What do you mean?
>>30590593>>30590593Basically the Girls und Panzer part where it's cute girls doing cute things.Essentially nothing of real note gets done, and we waste a day
>>30590525> Present>>30590567it seems of lately that EVERY day is one of those days.
>>30590641Like yesterday?Anyway, we really should buy the Improved Engine for Hobbes at least, a faster Tiger II means it'll be faster to bail our asses.
So what we were talking about at the end of last thread, about how we're using more CP each match:> 1st Mock Battle15 CP- 1= 14CP> Versus ROBERT A. HEINLEIN MILITARY ACADEMY13 CP- 7= 6 CP> 2nd Mock Battle27 CP- 1= 26 CP> Versus WILLIAM ADAMS NAVAL ACADEMY76 CP- 41= 35 CP(Schteel marked 47 CP left, you goof)> Versus SAUNDERS HIGH SCHOOL89 CP- 18= 71 CP> Versus J. WALTER CHRISTIE POLYTECHNICAL INSTITUTE81 CP- 50= 31 CPWe don't use dramatically more, so to the two (?) guys that were freaking out, relax.>>30590635SoL is never a wasted day.
>>30590635Well, for some people the highlight of the quest is character interaction, I don't even vote when tanks are concerned, since all I know is shit from WoT.
>>30590664Can we do that after we buy the Sherman and get the Chassis up and runningWe need these for the next fight since it's 15 vs 15
>>30590635But those are the best days. Well, the tankery fihgt days like yesterday are okay too.
>>30590675true, but if we want character interaction we can do it with the Loyalty quests. We already interact Kitten on an almost daily basis
>>30590679Dude, it's only 3,000, it's a very lowhanging fruit.>>30590675The day War Thunder ground forces will be released will be glorious indeed.
> PresentA present, that’s it. You need presents. Presents make everything better, that’s the essence of American capitalist culture.…But what to get Kitten?…Well, she likes video games and movies and stuff like that.…Wow, this is harder than you thought. Short of actually asking Kitten, you don’t really have any ideas of what to get her. She does seem to like that Magical Girl Liberty comic mango thing that the anime club president made.Fuck it, this deserves a trip to the STORE.You quickly brush your hair and your teeth, then pour some cereal down your throat. Time to get present hunting and quick.You burst out of your dorm and start towards the general stores.Suddenly you get a text from… Nishizumi Maho?> Enjoyed your match with Walter Christie. Sending gift. Regards.Hm. Girl really doesn’t know how to text does she.You sigh. Okay. What to buy. What to buy? You end up at the storefronts.> WHAT TO BUY?> Something expensive> Something cheap> Fuck buying shit, let’s handmake something> Ask Kitten what she wants> Other
>>30590641>EVERY dayRight, like the Saunders and Walter Christie matches in close succession.No, wait, something DID happen those days. Go figure.The 'girls' part is, ater all, half of Girls und Panzer.
>>30590714>> Something expensiveAn engagement ring
>>30590714>Sending giftI dunno, but I have a bad feeling about this
>>30590714> Something expensive
>>30590714> Fuck buying shit, let’s handmake something>>30590758It's probably in good faith, she was not Walter Christie's biggest fans.
>>30590714> Fuck buying shit, let’s handmake somethingI think the Kitty would be happy with whatever we make for her.
>>30590713the chassis will 15,500, the Sherman in the shop is around 12,500 (Plus we need it comp.spec) We need the money right now, sure it is a low hanging fruit but that just means we can get it at any time. >>30590708But we're trying to save the school, I understand Kitten's birthday is important but between this and when Kitten was the main protag when Trude was sick, I felt we wasted time better spent on doing quests.>>30590714 > Ask Kitten what she wants
>>30590714Buy a bomber jacket. Have the sewing club and animation club team up to embroider MGL on the back in pseudo-WWII pin-up style.
>>30590714> Fuck buying shit, let’s handmake something
>>30590737No, >>30590789I feel that will take too much time, again better spent doing something productive
>>30590797Oh this is awesome, we should totally do this>>30590714Seconding >>30590797
>>30590714>> Fuck buying shit, let’s handmake something
>>30590758Maho fucking HATES Walter Christie. She was probably genuinely impressed that we stomped them.
>>30590812Do we have a calendar or something? We could plan ahead a bit better.
>>30590714>Buy her, her own Machine gun.She loves that I think?> Enjoyed your match with Walter Christie. Sending gift. Regards.I hope it's a tank....I think how we dealt with the E-100, impressed her, if not just taking them out in general
Let's just buy a lot of ribbon and laces and shit and giftwrap ourselves. With no other clothing.No, let's get serious. I approve of >>30590797
>>30590714> Fuck buying shit, let’s handmake somethingOnly true way.
>>30590837Well after her shamefur dispray she couldn't face them herself, so maybe she IS genuinely happy and I was too quick too judge.
>>30590714THIS!>>30590797this sounds so awesome!
>>30590797I like this let's do this.I rather not give her a crappy gift
>>30590863>Let's just buy a lot of ribbon and laces and shit and giftwrap ourselves. With no other clothing.Wheres that fan art of exactly that, that will be Trudy's secret present to Kitten tonight
> Fuck buying shit, let’s handmake something.Actually, why the hell are you at the store? Kitten will appreciate anything you give her, she’s your best good friend, and vice versa!… Boy you’re stumped on what to actually make though. You never were good at arts and crafts, that’s what Kitten was for.Hm. A bomber jacket with MGL on the back might do it some good, you might have to refer to the Sewing Club on that.Welp of course, that means going to see Anna Eleanor and her girls at the Junior dorms. You set off, however your cellphone rings.> Unknown Caller> Answer> Don’t Answer
>>30590886It's our beloved exhibitionist, isn't it?>AwnserNo way around it
>>30590886Ooooh, mystery caller!>Answer
>>30590909>FredendallI know what we should say to her..."First I'm gonna rip the buttons off your blouse one by one, then run my tongue down your neck to your bare, gleaming breasts. And then slowly... slowly pull your jeans off inch by inch. "
>>30590886> Answerthe Miho?
>>30590932L-lewd!!But I approve
>>30590909Fredendall appears as our known contacts.
>>30591015Truly? I think she was an unknown caller a few threads back, maybe she switches phones to fuck with us?
Guys!What if it's Rankin?
>>30591062Then we say hello?
>>30591062Possible. Anyways, we'll know soon enough.
> Answer“Hello?”“Am I speaking to Gertrude?” asks a man.“You are. Who is this?”“My name is not important, but let me just say that I happen to represent Northrop Grumman, we happen to be headquartered around the DC area.”“Oh yeah, I know you guys, my Dad worked for you for a couple of years.”“Indeed, we wanted to say that we’d like to support LGA in its endeavors after your recent victory against Walter Christie. However, we’d like to ask a favor in exchange.”“I’m listening.”“Basically, we’d like for you to provide a voice over for us. People back home are really talking about you you know? Just features, stuff about Northrop Grumman, simple enough. Once that’s done, we can give you a sponsorship of about… 5,000 Dollars per week as long as you keep your chain of victories up, yeah? Sound good?”> SOUND GOOD?> Y/N> Other
>>30591096>YFUCKING YES IT SOUNDS GOODSUCK ON THAT DICK LOCKHEED MARTIN YOU CUNTS
>>30591096>YSelling our soul, ho!
>>30591096>YOnly for main matches right?We do practice matches and I rather not lose sponsors for screwing up a practice match
>>30591096> YI'm captain Pool, and Northrop Grumman is my favorite...whatever he/they/it is/are.
>>30591096> OtherInquire about possible support for our Aviators as well, then we can clinch that YES.
>>30591096"I need to discuss it with the rest of my crew first. Could I give you a call back sometime before end-of-day tomorrow?"We have a Kitten to birthday.
>>30591079Opponent in the recall elections.
>>30591127hmm, thats an interesting idea, I wouldnt make it a deal breaker, but we should mention that we're trying to get a skycraft team up and running
We still need to actively look for sponsors, too.Lisa's not busy right now, let's put her on that after we're done with this call. Sound good?
>>30591096>>30591127Oh shit, your right, ask if they can support our Skycraft team as well
>>30591169sounds good, I'll second getting Lisa on sponsor lookout duty
>>30591096>>30591127I support this as well, if it's possible
>>30591096>YYou still have to make up for the disaster the Spirit was, Northrop Grumman.
>>30591096> YMarina is going to FREAK when she hears of this.
>>30591096>Y>OtherIf possible to support the Skycraft team as well.Grumman made airplanes if I recall, might be worth a shot
>>30591248oh! that is a good point! ask about that as well!
> Y“That does sound good. When do I have to do it?”“We can Skype it tomorrow hopefully. I’m sure your school has some recording equipment?”“It should, I’ll have someone pick it out,” you say. Ramirez’s job now.“Great, great.”“Oh, also, you know I’m also helping kickstart LGA’s Skycraft team.”“A Skycraft team! Wow, I’ll have to talk to my boss about that, but if you’re wanting support, we can definitely talk things through with them.”“Yeah, I’ll send you their number.”“Alright, we’ll have a quick talk with them. Good day to you, Miss Pool.”“See you.”With that out of the way, looks Northrop Grumman of the Dulles TC is now supporting you. Awesome. Now to head to the Sewing Club build-“Hey, Gertrude.” Oh boy. Bernadette F. Fairless. She’s idly flicking her zippo light open and shut. “Nice match you had last night.”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>30591280>> PoliteCouldn't do it without my crew
>>30591280> PoliteIt's always a pleasure meeting you Fairless. In more than one way.
>>30591280> PoliteHas Nancy asked you out yet?
>>30591315I thought she liked that guy in the Ace's high school
>>30591336hey, Fairless is bi, who says Nancy can't be?
>>30591359>>30591336I thought we were gonna hook Kitten and Fairless up while Gertrude hate sexes Frendendall.
> PoliteYou nod. “Thanks, Fairless. Means a lot coming from you. Couldn’t do it without my girls though, Tankery isn’t just a 1v1 style thing, it’s a team effort.”Fairless nods, her zippo clicking with each open and shut motion. “Oh, I gathered that watching it.”“You watch Tankery regularly?”Fairless shrugs. “Eh, it’s been there. My mom likes it though I suppose.”You smile. “Your mom has good taste in sports then.”Fairless grunts, was that supposed to be a laugh? She says, “Anyway, Gertrude. Was just out getting coffee. Would you like to join me?”> WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN HER?> Y/N> Other
>>30591400Impeccable taste fellow anon.
>>30591400>Sharing KittenNigga, wut?
>>30591359Her reactions when Kitten and Trudy get lovey dovey near her?
>>30591417> Y> Y> Y
>>30591417Did we accomplish the jacket order?
>>30591417Y>>30591423We're just her best good friend anon. Her and Fairless would be...best sex friends? I don't know.
>>30591417>Y>>30591400NO NYET NOP FUCK NOKitten is ours
>>30591417> NWe're busy. Ask her to come with us instead.
>>30591417>YWe really have to get Kitten something soon, though. Make calls to Nancy for a cake, Lisa for decorations, and Ramirez to check for sound equipment.
>>30591417>YShe can help us!
>>30591450oh yeah this, we got interupted before we could order it, lets do so on the way to coffee
>>30591417> NWhy can't we ask her to go with us instead of us go with her? She's not doing shit while we are.
>>30591486We can do all that via phone.
>>30591417>YSend a quick text to the sewing club for that rush order. It's not like they need her size or anything.
>>30591417>Can it wait? It's Kitten birthday and I'm getting her a present
> YThe two of sit around a table in Starbucks. You taste the bitter black of pure coffee.“You know,” says Fairless, who has a nice latte in her hands. “You don’t have to drink coffee if you don’t drink it.”You say, “I can drink coffee, I just…” you quickly sip up some. UGH JESUS CHRIST THAT’S MORE BITTER THAN A DIVORCE. “Whatever.” You ask Fairless, “Doesn’t seem like everyday you have free time, what’s the catch?”Fairless shrugs. “Fredendall’s ran out of stuff for me to do. I imagine she’ll have something for tomorrow though. I’m just taking advantage of it while I can, yeah?”You blink. “Oh, well, sorry for uh… mixing into your day off.”“Oh believe me, you’ve made it infinitely better, Gertrude,” says Fairless. “Though, I can’t wait to get home, splash down in the tub filled with some hot water and just relax.”> Head Somewhere Else (Specify)> Talk with Fairless (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>30591622> Talk with Fairless (Specify)Does she happen to know Fredendall's weak spot?
>>30591622> Call Someone (Specify)Sewing club, order the bomber jacket
>>30591622> Head Somewhere Else (Specify)Get that present.
>>30591622I-Is she hitting on us?>Call Sewing Club (Jacket Order)>Talk to Fairless (Current events)
>>30591622> Call Someone (Campfire)Hey, you wouldn't happen to bake cakes would you?Like, real big ones that you could put someone in would you?
>>30591622> Call Someone (Lisa)Look for sponsors> Call Someone (Ramirez)Look for decorations and recording equipment> Call Someone (Anna)Kitten's present!
>>30591622>>30591663Seconding this. (At least on the "what to do"-department.
>>30591622>> Call Someone (Specify)Bomber jackertWe just got here> Talk with Fairless (Specify)Our opponent, like what did she say.
>>30591672>Stripper Cake for Kitten's BirthdayYou. I like you.
>>30591622> Talk with Fairless (Specify)>Current Event,The rallies that happen when we were gone
>>30591622Offer to accompany her if she doesn't mind you making a few calls first. Make sure she knows this includes the tub dip.
>>30591622>>30591622So has she gotten any underwear yet?
> Call Someone (Team Needlepoint)“Hey, Anna. Can I make a quick order?”“Sure, anything! What do you need?”“A Bomber jacket in Kitten’s size, with Magical Girl Liberty on the back, think you can handle that?”“Oh I love Magical Girl Liberty! THAT’S ANOTHER THING WE HAVE COMMON! I’ll get to work, when do you want it?”“Can you get it to me in like…” you check the time. 10 O’Clock. “Three hours?”“I’ll have it giftwrapped and delivered to your dorm in two! So long!”With that, you hang up. You look over at Fairless. “Uh, sorry for that. It’s Kitten’s birthday today.”“Oh, is it? Well, I’ll send her a card or something,” says Fairless.“Say, Fairless,” you ask. “What’s Rankin been up to? What’s she been saying about me?”Fairless says, “Oh, she’s quite the fiery speaker. She’s been drumming around how you have been neglecting the clubs for this Tankery project of yours. Not withstanding, she’s also been drumming herself up as a well-organized planner, someone who cares about her class-““I care about my class, I mean-“ you hit yourself internally for interrupting. “I care! It’s just, without Tankery, we’re not going to have stuff like Prom or Battle of the Classes, anything past this year.”Fairless nods. “I know.”“Have you told her?” She shakes her head. “Of course,” you say. “Well, sorry for uh… blasting about this on your day off.”“Relax, it’s nothing big,” says Fairless. > Head Somewhere Else (Specify)> Talk with Fairless (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>30591852When is Freddy's birthday? I think we could come up with the perfect present for her.
>>30591870>> Talk with Fairless (Specify)Some smalltalk, we already mined her for info.
>>30591870>Talk with FairlessLet's just chat, maybe ask about how the underwear shenanigans are going with Frendenall, what she's been up to, treat her like a human being for once.
>>30591873I know just the thing.
>>30591870> Talk with Fairless (Specify)Small Talk> Call Someone (Specify)Ask for the Churchill! The quick we order the quicker we can get it
>>30591870> Call Someone (Perrine)Churchill
>>30591870> Head Somewhere Elsewe need to get a cake for the kitty!
Wait a second. Now that we have Fairless around, why don't we giftwrap HER?
>>30591870Any news on the underwear front
>>30591870Acquire liquor.Fuck bitches.Bet money.
>>30592014because its not Nancy's birthday?
>>30591870> Call Someone (Perrine)Order the Churchill
>>30592064But Kitten couldn't take her eyes off her either.But yeah, it would be bad taste to gift the same thing to two different people. Let's just giftwrap ourselves.
>>30591870> Invite Fairless overYou, I like you. You can fuck my Kitten.
>>30592097oh fuck off with that already
>>30592097>>30592096>>30592064>>30592014/u/ boats.... /u/ boats everywhere.
>>30592171So this is essentially the Princess Guard Quest of /u/-boats.great...
> Talk with Fairless“So, Fairless, how’s Fredendall been doing?”Fairless shrugs. “She made go shopping to replace her entire stock of underwear.”You nod. “Ah, that’ve must been terrible.”“It was until I realized I could give her goofy print stuff.” Fairless takes a sip of her latte. “That’s why I bought nothing but Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle panties.”You choke on your coffee, oh god what no “That’s-“ You giggle a little. “What’d she…?”Fairless shrugs again. “She wasn’t amused so she made me go out and buy regular panties.”You nod, smiling. “That’s bold of you, Fairless.”“I think I have a neat sense of humor from time to time,” says Fairless. Suddenly the window is banged on. You both look over to see the other three senior staff members, Henrietta Carnegie, Andrea Frick, and Claire Walker, pressing their faces against the glass. “Oh, it’s these three.”Carnegie yells, “They’ve got a fucking plane near the HQ? You see that?”Fairless says, “I may have glasses but it’s not because I’m blind.”With that, the three staff members walk in. “Where did they get those planes?” asks Claire. She looks down at you, curious. “You have something to do with that?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>30592171>Schteel wanted more activity in the questHe is only getting what he wished for.
>>30592171>>30592198Nah, we're just joking. It'll stop very soon.
Guys, Perinne said she'd make the Churchill a IX, didn't she?Can we ask her to make it a VII instead?
>>30592200> NeutralWho knows...
>>30592200>BoastNo, but I'd shake the hands of whoever does.
>>30592236whatWHATno fucking seriously, why the fuck are you asking that, the IX is essentially a VII but with the better anti-tank gun, the 6pdr instead of the shitty 75for fucks sake what are you smoking
>>30592200> NeutralNo idea...
>>30592200> NeutralDon't piss off these girls, we need their support to approve the Skycraft Team.
>>30592200>“They’ve got a fucking plane near the HQ? You see that?”Are they talking about Bearcats planes?also> Neutral>>30592271Not that Anon and I agree with you that the IX is better but did the 6-pounder carry HE rounds?
> NeutralYou shrug. “Maybe. I did convince Fairless and Fredendall to come around to a demonstration.”Carnegie taps her chin, pensive. “Ain’t that something! Can’t wait to see it honestly, it’d be a real change of pace.”“Oh?” you ask. “You a fan of planes, Carnegie?”“Well, not so much planes,” says Carnegie. “I mean, I’m just interested to see if they crash you know?”“Marina and her girls are pilots,” you say firmly. Well, at least you think they are. “They know what they’re doing, I won’t imagine they’d just up and crash.”“Speaking of which,” says Walker. “We watched your Tank match last night.”Fairless nods. “I made them do it.”“Yeah,” says Walker. “Still, it was pretty cool.”> RECRUITMENT OPPORTUNITY> Y/N> Other
>>30592415> YWorst case they say no.
>>30592415If they want to, then sure.
>>30592415Oh boy, trying to get Fredendall's crew?>YBecause pragmatism and politics. And to rub it in the stupid bitches face.
>>30592415YWe'll need more teams as the tank count limit expands.
>>30592415> NNot them. At best they'll laugh in our face, at worst they'll fuck up our team from inside.
>>30592415I smell a trap>Y
>>30592415>Ycan't hurt to try
>>30592511Fairlass is good people, she can keep them in check. If anything we can just get Fairlass and make her work with Rifle team
>>30592415> NSeriously guys, no. What if they do join? Do you think Freddy's lackeys would be good to have close by?
>>30592415Do we need more crews?Anyway>Y
>>30592536Fredendall has more power over them then Fairless. Fairless can't actually do shit when Fredendall puts her foot down.This is a trap option.
>>30592563Yes. Next two matches can have up to 15 tanks and the Semi and Final have 20.
>>30592584I just want to recruit Fairlass at least.
>>30592415> NWorst case scenario they actually say yes and fuck shit up before we kick them off the team. Best case we're paranoid that they're working against us under Fredendall's orders.
> Y“Actually guys, considering our next match is going to be fifteen versus fifteen, maybe you’d be interested in joining up for it?”They all look at each other. “You serious?” asks Frick. You nod. “Eh…”Claire shrugs. “Fredendall would have our heads on a pike if she knew we’d be helping you guys. Sorry.”> DENIEDYou nod. “That’s fine. But if you’re still interested, option’s there.”“Of course,” says Claire. She checks the time. “Anyway, Fairless, you want to head with us to lunch? We’re going to watch the Aviation kids and their engine work.”Fairless nods. “Sure.” She looks at you. “You coming with?”You’re about to answer when your cellphone rings.> Nancy> Answer> Don’t Answer
>>30592641ah well, we tried.> Answer
>>30592641Hold that thought.>Answer
>>30592641> Yeah, just let me answer.
>>30592641>YIt's about the cake, isn't it?
> AnswerYou hold up your finger then answer the phone.“Nancy?”“Hi, President! Remember the cake you wanted me to make for Kitten’s birthday?”“Yeah, what’s up?”“Well, I was taking out of the refrigerator when- Well- Let’s just say I had a bit of a series of unfortunate events and now the cake is in a million pieces on the ground.”“Oh, Nancy.”“I don’t suppose you can come over and help me make a new one really quickly?”> YOU DON’T SUPPOSE YOU CAN COME OVER AND HELP HER MAKE A NEW ONE REALLY QUICKLY?> Y/N> Other
>>30592810>YBetter haul ass over.
>>30592810Seriously? Fuck this.>NEveryone will vote Y anyway.
>>30592810YAsk fairless if she'd want to come along? For the party too even.
>>30592810>Ydamnit, we're gonna miss out on the skycraft team demonstration
>>30592828Why do you hate kitten, anon?
>>30592828Why >N, then? If you explain your reasoning then people could be convinced to vote the same as you.
>>30592810>YPlanes can wait. Cake is time-critical.
>>30592810>NGo buy a new one, we're busy with the demonstration
>>30592810> YBaking is fun.
>>30592830We always need more Fairless, so I'll throw my support behind this.
>>30592810>NEveryone is voting yes, so I'm just pissing against the tide
>>30592830This sounds good.
> Y“Alright, I’ll be there real quick.”You hang up and look at the Seniors. “Sorry, but I gotta head back to the dorms. I need to help my VP get a new cake ready right away.”Claire nods. “Understandable. We’ll leave you to it then.”Fairless nods. “Good luck with that, Gertrude.”You ask Fairless, “Maybe you’d like to come?”“Ah, Carol seems uncomfortable around me,” says Fairless. “I’ll pass but I’ll send a card her way later.”You nod. “Alright.”With that, you say goodbye to them all and start jogging back to the dorms. You arrive back in quick good time, just in time for lunch in fact. You knock on Nancy’s dorm, and she answers, already wrapped in an apron and smiling like a good little housewife. “Hi, President!” She lets you inside where you just the extent of the damage. The cake is literally streaked right across the floor, frosting and sponge-y bits everywhere.You ask, “What happen?”“I saw a mouse,” says Nancy. “It scared me.”> Help Nancy with the Cooking> Talk with Nancy (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>30593003> Help Nancy with the CookingWe need to get an RC Maus to scare her with
>>30593003>> Help Nancy with the Cooking
>>30593003> Help Nancy with the Cooking
>>30593003> Help Nancy with the CookingCooking time!
>>30593003>> Call Someone (Specify)Call the flying club. Tell them something came up and you cant be there for the demonstration. Wish them good luck and tell thrm of potential sponsorship from NG~
>>30593003>> Help Nancy with the Cooking> Call Someone (Specify)Let's get Perrine to ugrade the Churchill
>>30593094It'll take a month to upgrade though.Will it miss the next match?
>>30593070The demonstration isn't until the 1st I think?This is just to test the planes
>>30593122That's for the Somua, the Churchill is just a week
>>30593122even if it does, we're not going to go for a month without a match, the sooner we upgrade it, the better off we are when we get it back
>>30593160not that anon, but I thought that was a month for the churchill too, if its only a week, thats awesome
>>30593195When we called Perrine for parts for Planes, we asked about the Churchill, she said she can get it done in a week, the reason why the Somua is so long is due to the prototype
> Help Nancy with the CookingYou eat a quick meal of a sandwich. You’ve been having lots of sandwiches lately. Then once that’s through you get to making that cake. A nice and simple strawberry frosted cake, simple enough for about five or six people.You add the sugar, other ingredients, everything necessary to making cake and start baking it. The frosting will come in a bit.“Thanks for the help,” says Nancy. She checks the time. “I don’t think I could make it again that fast but with you, I think we’ve just about done it.”You nod, smiling. “Oh, anything for Kitten.”Nancy says, “I can take it from here once the cooking is done, feel free to relax.”> Relax> Help Nancy with the Cooking> Head Somewhere Else (Specify)> Talk with Nancy (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>30593245>> Help Nancy with the Cooking> Call Someone (Specify)>Call Perrine for the Churchill
>>30593245>> Call Someone (Lisa)Look for sponsors
>>30593245seconding >>30593274 & >>30593283
>>30593283I thought we already had her looking for sponsors?
>>30593245>> Head Somewhere Else (Specify)The Tank ClubSee if we can make it for the test flight
>>30593332Nope, never got around to telling her that so far as I remember.
> Call Someone (Perrine and Lisa)You text Lisa about Northrop Grumman. She responds back with a:“Cool.”You roll your eyes then text her to start looking for anymore sponsors, to which she acknowledges.Then you call up Perrine.“Hey, Perrine.”“Gertrude! Glad to hear you calling, what’s up?”“Not much. I wanted to ask if the conversion for the Churchill was possible.”“Indeed it is! The Churchill IX is mostly just a IV with a VII turret, some extra armor and gearbox modifications and suspension. It’s definitely legal by ITL standards but we need judges to make sure that every part is up to scratch. If you want to send it out here to Walter Christie, conversion’s going to take a week. Are you sure?”> CONFIRM?> Y/N> Other
>>30593464>YIt will be back by next tuesday at the latest. Freshman can use the Chi-ha for a week
>>30593464Call the freshmen first, then>Y
>>30593507Unlike the Rifle Team, where we took the T-34 for the play without permission. We're doing this in order to make it better for them
>>30593507>>30593464Supporting this. Also consider inviting Perrine to kittens party tonight.
>>30593464call the freshmen first,then >Y
> YYou quickly text the Freshmen about the upcoming changes.Cathy replies: “Okay.” Well, that’s permission if anything.“I’m sure, Perrine.”“Alright! I shall make the necessary arrangements then! Feel free to call me anytime if there’s an unusual conversion you need or something.”“Alright, Perrine, thanks.”> CHURCHILL IV “Earl” (COMP. SPEC.) IS NOW UNAVAILABLE“See you later!”With that, Perrine hangs up at that. Nancy has more or less finished frosting up the cake. “Whoo, that looks tasty-““Don’t touch,” says Nancy. You didn’t realize you were unconsciously trying to steal a taste of the cake. There’s suddenly a very loud boom that shakes the house. “What was that?”Your cellphone rings again.> Marina (Team Bearcat)> Answer> Don’t Answer
>>30593631> AnswerWhat did you do?
>>30593631>> AnswerWelp, that's not good.
>>30593631> Don’t AnswerJust run over next door. We're pretty much at the same dorm.
>>30593631>AnswerYou blew up the HQ, didn't you.
>>30593631> AnswerGoddamnit, I knew we shouldnt have accepted to cook the cake and should have watched the demo
>>30593684they better fucking not have, if they did, they're paying for it with their own money, and I don't care if they have to sell their planes to fund it
>>30593719the demo has not happened yet
>>30593631> Answerman our batteries last forever!
> Answer“Yes?”“Gertrude, don’t panic. I know our demonstration is on the 1st and I know we have to have planes ready.”“You didn’t blow a hole in the HQ did you?”“No, no! We… we might have accidentally blown up one of our planes though.”“What? How?”“Well, we were testing out the 129’s 75mm cannon, and it might’ve been pointed at the Dauntless at the time- Look, let’s just say the Dauntless is no longer a plane than it is a burning wreck now.”“Oh. I’m guessing it can’t be salvaged?”“No. But on the bright side! The 129 works!”You nod slowly. “Alright, Marina. What about the other planes, are they working okay?”“Yeah, of course! Some more engine work, some more armament placement, and with the proper fitting of the judging devices. It looks like we might be able to make it in time for the demonstration!”“Alright, call me if there’s any trouble then.”“Righto, see you.”You check the time. 3 O’Clock.> Set up the Party> Head Somewhere Else (Specify)> Talk with Nancy (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>30593852>Consult FairlessYou know how to hide bodies, right?
>>30593852THAT WAS A LOAN YOU BITCH!>Call Tennyson
>>30593852....we should have get Rifle girls to drill them on gun safety.> Set up the PartyBetter prepare for now?
>>30593852> Set up the Party> Call Someone (Ramirez)Get some decorations, on the double!
>>30593852> Set up the Party
>>30593852> Call Someone (Marina)Oh, and tell her she'll be getting a call from Northrop Grumman soon.
>>30593852>Call TennysonWe can't return the plane now
>>30593852seconding >>30593887and also, that plane was on loan to them, they are paying for it themselves
>>30593852>> Call Someone (Specify)The Principal.Urrrrrgggggghhh... girllllssss
>>30593852>Call tennyson, About the plane>Call Rifle Team
>>30593852> Call Someonethe president
> Set up the Party> Call Someone (Principal Tennyson)“Right, Nancy, get that over to my dorm, I’ll follow you in a bit.”Nancy nods, taking up the cake and heading out. You pull up your phone.“Hey, Principal-““Don’t tell me. The girls have taken the Dauntless I loaned them and have done turned it into a pile of scrap.”“… maybe.”“I saw it from the Command tower. That’s a damn shame really.”“Well, now you know.”“Well, I think I’ll think twice about loaning them anything else from here on in.”“I don’t blame you Principal Tennyson.”“Of course. Take care of yourself, Gertrude. Also, nice showing with the Walter Christie match.”“Yeah, thanks.”With that, you hang up and head outside, almost bumping into Nancy. “Nancy, what’s wrong?”She motions over to Kitten, who’s outside… yoga pants and a tank top? And she’s stretching? The hell is going on?“If this is a surprise party, I can’t just go out there, she might see me!”> Fuck it, run for it Nancy.> I’ll distract her> Other
>>30594047>> Fuck it, run for it Nancy.
>>30594047> I’ll distract herI'm genuinley curious.
>>30594047> I’ll distract herWith the RC Goliath!We never got to play with that thing.
>>30594047> I’ll distract herWhat is she doing?
>>30594047>I'll distract herKitten! WTF r u doin? Kitten? Stahp!
>>30594047>> I’ll distract her
>>30594047> I’ll distract her...yoga pants you say?
Is anyone else pissed that they blew up the Daughtless
>>30594187That could habe been avoided if we had gone to the demonstration. Probably.
>>30594187Hey schteel! you had that plane blown up because we went to remake that cake. we could have saved that plane, right?>>30594047> I’ll distract her
>>30594213So if we didn't go we lose a plane.if we didn't help Nancy, she might not have made a cake.Plane....Cake....Why does that make me angry?
> I’ll distract herKitten works her hips, her legs, and her arms as she gets ready to-Her leg is tapped by your RC Goliath. You knew you had that for something.“Oh, hey Trudy.” She looks at you curiously.“Hey, Kitten. What are you up to?” you ask.Kitten smiles. “Well, they say that yoga has some benefits to body and mind, so I’m going to try yoga!”You nod.…You burst into laughter. Kitten looks at you funny. “What’s so funny?”“Nothing, nothing!” you say as Nancy quietly sneaks into your dorm. “It’s just… You know. I didn’t expect you to do yoga.”Kitten puffs her cheeks, fuming jokingly. “Oh? Like I could expect you to do yoga too , Miss Gertrude Pool.”Your eye twitches. Was that? Was that a CHALLENGE?> I too can fucking do yoga you punkass bitch> fuck you I can do yoga motherfucking busta> yoga’s for pussies, fuck this challenge> Other
>>30594246>> I too can fucking do yoga you punkass bitchPeople should know better then to challenge Trudy. She always wins!
>>30594246>> I too can fucking do yoga you punkass bitch
>>30594246> I too can fucking do yoga you punkass bitchIT'S ON
Next time we meet Bearclaw, I suggest they work off the plane once we establish their team.Or make a written apology.This make me angrier then what Perrine does to tanks.
>>30594246>fuck you I can do yoga motherfucking bustaYous a busta KittyStraight up busta
>>30594246> fuck you I can do yoga motherfucking bustaOh she should not have done that.
>>30594246> Otherwe need someone to talk to now."The bearcat team just lost a plane that was loaned to them. now we are short one and we need one ASAP. what do i do now?"
>>30594246> fuck you I can do yoga motherfucking bustalook at this punkass bitchnigga thinkin she can beat the Trude
>>30594322>>This make me angrier then what Perrine does to tanks.Yeah, me too.Basic muzzle discipline could have prevented this, we should be lucky they didn't turn each other into hamburger meat.
>>30594354They had 6 planes including the Daughtless.We needed at least 5.
>>30594246> I too can fucking do yoga you punkass bitch"I'm gonna do a bridge so freaky, you'd think Halloween came early and Nancy would have to go to Church to call an exorcist."
>>30594246> I too can fucking do yoga you punkass bitch> fuck you I can do yoga motherfucking busta
>>30594322perrine is thoughtless in what she does, team bearclaw damn well knew better! live ammo tests of all things! we should have tossed rifle team in their direction to do that right! now they might have sunk their chances to get their team going.
>>30594354Easy as pie.
>>30594370.....oh, i thought they had 4 now. my bad.>>30594421brilliant!
>>30594415perrine does nothing wrong
>>30594455You mean apart from destroying pieces of history?
>>30594370>Daughtless>Kittain>FairlassI swear I will hunt you down.
> bitch if god did not want yoga to be won he would not have created meYou quickly do some leg stretches, forward thrusts and the like, angrily even. “Oh, you should not have done that, Kitten! I’m going to stretch so hard you’d think I’d have fucked Mr. Fantastic and his cousin Elastigirl!”Kitten rolls her eyes. “Really.”You nod, gritting your teeth. “Really!” You walk over to her spare yoga mat.“You’re going to do yoga in your Tankery uniform?” You nod. She asks you, “Isn’t the skirt kind of… short for that?”You say, “You asked for this, reap what you sow. Punkass motherfucker.”Kitten shrugs. “Alright, let’s try the standing forward bend first then.”You nod. “Show me.” You notice that Nancy has gotten Lisa and Ramirez is quietly sneaking them into your dorm as you do this.Kitten thus stands up straight then slow bends over, folding her body forwards completely in half and wow kitten has a nice ass you never realized that. “Gonna try it now?”You snort, then do the same thing only faster and HOLY SHIT THIS ACHES, WHAT THE FUCK. HOW IN THE HELL-“You okay?”Your shaking doesn’t indicate it but you say, “Yep!”Kitten nods. “Alright. We’ll continue if you’d like.”> FUCK YOU I CAN DO THIS> PUNKASS BITCH I’LL SHOW MY BODY WHO’S BOSS> Enough of this shit let’s head to my place.> Other
>>30594485>destroyingI'd call it "improving"
>>30594530> PUNKASS BITCH I’LL SHOW MY BODY WHO’S BOSSAND YOURS TOO
>>30594530> FUCK YOU I CAN DO THIS> PUNKASS BITCH I’LL SHOW MY BODY WHO’S BOSS
>>30594530> FUCK YOU I CAN DO THISOnly slower. You idiot.
>>30594530>FUCK YOU I CAN DO THISBacking down so soon? Not in this fucking life.
>>30594530> PUNKASS BITCH I’LL SHOW MY BODY WHO’S BOSS FUCK YOU BODY, AND FUCK YOU KITTEN WITH YOUR GREAT BOOBS AND ASS
>>30594530FUCK YOU AND YOUR ASS KITTEN I'M DOING THIS
>>30594530> PUNKASS BITCH I’LL SHOW MY BODY WHO’S BOSS
>>30594415That is true, How in the Hell did they aim a cannon at a plane?
>>30594624They may, in fact, be incompetent.
>>30594705We're going to check up on them tomorrow,
>>30594723I think we should just scrap the whole project. I mean, for fuck's sake, I'm with the anons above. Fucking LIVE FIRE exercises? On a college campus? And WHY THE FUCK were they aiming guns at the planes in the first place, and not downrange or literally ANYWHERE ELSE? They probably aren't fit to carry training bras let alone fly planes.
> FUCK I CAN DO THIS> PUNKASS BITCH I’LL SHOW MY BODY WHO’S BOSS> MOTHERFUCKER YOUR ASS AIN’T GOT NOTHING ON ME“Alright,” says Kitten as she stands next to you. “Lean forward, then sort of bend over, and use your arms to balance like so.”You nod, doing what Kitten tells you to in good speed. “Slowly,” says Kitten.“Slow?” you say. “Fuck that, I’m an American, we do our exercises fast and lively!” You’re red in the cheeks, trying to maintain your pose. Kitten holds your waist and adjusts your stance as you shake and ache at the pressure of maintaining this proper pose.Fukken busta ass shit this ain’t nothing OH GOD YOUR SPINEKitten says, “You okay?”You nod. “Just dandy!” you say through your grinding teeth. You can feel the blood boiling in your face as you work to maintain the pose.“It’s not that hard-““Fuck you, I can do it!”“Gertrude?” Is that Fairless? Sounds like Fairless. She must be behind you. She must have quite the view of your tighty-whities. “What are you doing?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>30594775That's going a little too fair.I guess this goes along the lines of German's cute girls doing cute things.Cute girls fuck up? Going a bit too far but we do need to keep an eye on them though.
Rolled 33>>30594779>> Polite"...Yoga."dontblushdontblushdontblushdontblush
>>30594775You don't need a live shell to wreck a plane.
>>30594779>Boast"LIKE WHAT YOU SEE, MOTHERFUCKING PUNKASS?" OH GOD MY EVERYTHING! SEND MY CORPSE HOME TO MY FAMILY, FUCK!
>>30594779> BoastI'M TEACHING THIS FUCKING BODY WHO'S BOSS!
>>30594779> Boastbitch! i will master this yoga!
>>30594779> BoastKICKING KITTENS ARSE AT YOGA, WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM DOING
>>30594775Still don't know what happened. Lets find them and figure out what happened first.
>>30594779> BoastWe're doing yoga THE AMERICAN WAY
>>30594779>Boast"Winning a yoga challenge. Like what you see?"
>>30594779>boastSHOWING KITTEN HOW TO WIN AT YOGA
>>30594842Well, I think the only ass she can see is Trude's...
> BoastYou smirk, working up a huge sweat on your face. “Enjoying the view, Bernadette?!”Fairless nods. “Yes.” She looks over at Kitten. “Why is she doing yoga like this?” Kitten mumbles something, looking away. She looks down at you, “You realize you’re supposed to do yoga slowly right?”You say, “Fuck doing it slowly! I can beat this!”“It’s not about beating it, it’s about relaxing,” says Fairless. Then your body pretty much gives up, and you collapse all over the mat. “Yeah, like that.”You grumble a bit then turn over onto your back and sit up. “So, what are you doing here, Fairless?”“Came to wish Carol a happy birthday,” she says as she hands Kitten a nice little birthday card.Kitten blinks, taking it in surprise. “Really? Thanks, Fairless. I’m quite surprised you’d even care.”Fairless shrugs. “Hey, Gertrude has fine taste in friends. I feel like I should respect that.” With that, Fairless quickly pulls out a cigarette and lights it up in one smooth motion. “Anyway, I should get going.”You stand up, dusting yourself off. “You sure?”Fairless nods. “Yeah.” She waves as she walks away. “See you.”Kitten nods. “That Fairless. She seems nice.” She takes a look at the card, a simple red card that states, Happy Birthday. Standard fare.> Bring Kitten into your Dorm> Keep doing Yoga> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>30595013> Keep doing YogaAsk to learn it the proper way this time.
>>30595013Are they ready?Then.>> Bring Kitten into your Dorm"Lets get a shower."
>>30595013yoga into the dorm
Rolled 25>>30595031yoga into Kitten's pants
>>30595013>>30595028This works.It'll be the one and only time Gertrude acts with any form of subtlety.
>>30595013seconding >>30595028>>30595048we do that tonight, after she unwraps trudy
>>30595013> Bring Kitten into your DormOr more like have Kitten drag Gertrude back into the dorm.
>>30595048I am ok with this as well
>>30595013>Keep doing yoga>forget about party...
>>30595013> Keep doing Yoga>>30595048that's what Fairless wants to do.
>>30595013>Check on Bearcat!
Rolled 58>>30595013Invite Fairless.Punk bitch, YOU COME HAVE FUN GOD DAMN IT!
>>30595013>do more yoga.we don't know if they're done yet
>>30595013Can't we take her to the HQ?I want to see the damage.
I'm starting to question the benefits of doing's Kitten's side-quest right now
>>30595134yea see if we can drag her along too
> Bring Kitten into your Dorm“Alright, Kitten, fuck this punkass yoga stuff. How about we take a shower at my place?”Kitten shrugs. “Sure, if you want to.” Once she’s finished packing up the mats, she takes a quick sniff of you, recoiling. “You smell terrible anyway.”You say, “That’s not a terrible scent, it’s the scent of champions!” as you walk over to your dorm door. “You should be glad to smell like this Kitten, it means you actually put in the effort to smell like it unlike perfume and aftershave and conditions like that.”Kitten’s about to say something when she opens up the door and walks into the-“SURPRISE!” yells Lisa and Nancy. Ramirez stoically pulls on a string, activating the party popper in her hand and shooting confetti at you both.…Kitten says, “Wow.” She looks at you, surprised. “Y-You put on a surprise party for me?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>30595206It's a heart event. Need to get her to a certain level before we can give her the Blue Feather.
>>30595242>> Boast>>30595246I don't know any of the references yo just said.
>>30595242>Boast"Hell yeah we did! Everything for my best good friend!"
>>30595242>> Boast"You thought i'd forget?"
>>30595242> BoastOf course!Oh yeah, I'm sure Dad, Griselda, and Kitten's family would also want to greet her a happy birthday.Put them on speaker phone or Skype or something.
>>30595275In Harvest Moon when you purpose to someone you give them a blue feather.
>>30595242> BoastHow could we not?Admittedly the whole 'stinky sweaty' thing is less than ideal, but eh.
>>30595321....again what is the benefits to this?Most side-quests had benefits.So far we lost a plane and time from this.
>>30595405She's a good friend. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>30595405the benefit is being a good friend
>>30595405Always the benefits with you people.Can't Trudy just throw a party for her best good friend without anything more than giving her a good time?
>>30595415I understand that, and that's all well and good though in all of the completed quests we did, we gain some reward or incentive to completing them. I see none so far.Though german might prove me wrong
>>30595405Because we totally knew they would shoot their own planes, right?It wasn't even foreshadowed. We only knew about it after it happened.
>>30595405>cost/benefit analysis>on a birthday party
>>30595448the reward is making your best friend happy if you understand what that even means
>>30595448Oh fuck you she's our best friend
>>30595428> you people.I assume you mean the one's that pushed for the Hellcat, ya? Don't lump me together with that jackoff.>>30595448The reward is we're not a shitty person. Try to figure out how skipping our best friends birthday would affect us negatively. There's your concrete benefit.
> BoastYou nod. “Of course! You’d think I’d just forget my best good friend’s birthday after nearly a decade of us being together? Ha!”Kitten smiles, a bit shaken. “Well, it was usually just you and me celebrating along with our families, never had friends over.”Nancy and Lisa smile. Lisa says, “That’s kind of sad, you two. But, let’s get it over with. How about some snacks!”Nancy has actually managed to prepare quite the array of snacks like chips, soda, cookies, and other junk food. Forget dinner, THIS IS YOUR DINNER.The cake of course comes last.Kitten comes out after a nice hot shower. “So, how about a movie everyone? What should we watch?” She pulls out her laptop and starts browsing.> The Fellowship of the Ring> Captain America: The First Avenger> It’s a Wonderful Life> Other
>>30595426I get that, though why is it a quest is what kind of confuses me.>>30595428She could, but we're on a timetable. Though this might be one of those slow days.>>30595457Well it happened either way regardless.>>30595458Considering some 'My sweet 16' shows, it is exactly that
>>30595448I wasn't aware we were on a time limit so tight we shouldn't even do something for a friend.
>>30595529> Captain America: The First Avenger
You know, doing things with/for our crew is bound to help in some fashion for the elite-ing of our crew. Or at the very least, it will ensure that our crew continues to function well. IF you have to have a gamist benefit.
>>30595499>>30595502Again, I get that, the one thing I'm mostly confused about why is this a quest.>jackoff.Fuck you too buddy,I didn't even mean it that way and I didn't even want the Polish team with the Hellcat.>>30595503
>>30595529> The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
>>30595529> OtherThor and Thor 2, back to back bitches!
wait... we should still shower...
>>30595529>Let Kitten decideIt's her show.
>>30595575thor 1 was not very good but thor 2 made up for it
>>30595503No ya clump, I'm talking about the people always overly concerned with the meta-aspects of the quest (which, granted, is the basis on what the quest operates but having a little character interaction with no extra meta-benefits doesn't hurt.)
>>30595547Fine, fine I get it.
>>30595575all three iron man movies?
>>30595529> Other (Blue Is the Warmest Colour)
>>30595529> Other> Wall-E
>>30595624we can do those after thor. save watching Cap till after his new movie comes out.
Anyone have a calendar of the upcoming stuff we need to take note of/do?
>>30595415>>30595426>>30595428>>30595457>>30595499>>30595502This is essentially, 'don't fuck with my Kitten time' right?
>>30595677but thor 1 is bad
> Captain America: The First Avenger…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7TEvhd90JA“Whoo!” you yell as the movie ends. “Still a pretty fun entertaining movie!”Kitten nods, “Same guy who directed The Rocketeer.”Nancy smiles. “It was exciting! I can’t believe I never watched it!”Lisa says, “Yeah, it was pretty cool.”You all look over at Ramirez. She looks back at you. “It was good.”…Eh, that’s the best you’re going to get.You rub your hands together, thinking on what to do next.> Presents> Contact Family> Cake> Other
>>30595717I see it as "Don't be a dick, how can you not understand?" time.Not everything is motivated by /u/-boats.
>>30595717Haven't you considered how our tank's performance might suffer if we forget our best friend's birthday?
>>30595751> Contact Family
>>30595717I'm amused by the implication that 'don't fuck with my Kitten time' would be somehow a bad thing.
>>30595751>> CakeStall!>>Text the sewing clubJacket where?
>>30595751> PresentsIf you call family first, you can't tell them what you got for your birthday..
>>30595554>Watching it right now on FX
>>30595689So far if I recall.1.Aviation CLub Demonstration. 2.Camping Trip/Freshman filming3.Recall electionOn the more vague listingNext match,and making the fashion show
>>30595689>Ashley delivers the diary in ~3 days>Skycraft Demo in ~1 week>Churchill in ~1 week>Next Match 1-2 Weeks
>>30595751>“Same guy who directed The Rocketeer.”Huh, learn something new everyday. The cinematic style definitely matches up thinking back to it.>Presents
>>30595751> Contact FamilySeems better first.
>>30595717No this is 'we have determined Trudy not to be an autistic sociopath and are not playing her as such' time.
>>30595751Family, then presents, then cake. There is an order to these things.
>>30595753Could have fooled me. >>30595762Oh definitely, it could effect tank performance but as I said before it is most likely just one of those slow days.
>>30595806.....again, it seems like my questioning might have come off the wrong way to completely misunderstood.
>>30595802>>Next Match 1-2 WeeksWe need to start using our Elite crew trainers, especially Kate.Need to figure out how to elite crew, we need at least 2 more elites to have a chance, probably our own team and either the delinquents or the freshmen.Next training session we need to raise the possibility of adding another training date to our schedule.
>>30595858I'd rather we used Wendy.Wendy will Elite the crews quicker.In fact I've always been behind Wendy teaching us.
>>30595883I think if I recall Kate, will reveal the pattern of how to Elite.might be better to be taught by her first then by Kate.
>>30595751>> Contact Family
>>30595883Well yes but first we need to find out the requirements to elite first. And for that we need Kate.It won't do to overlevel crew since we don't know the requirements; say a certain number of kills and we go over that limit.
>>30595883NoooooopeWendy's a drain on morale and doesn't give us enough CP to cover for that. If, though, there were a reliable way to improve morale then I'm all for it.
>>30595943Also need to get Octavia to teach Luciano on how to use a map
>>30595937>>30595943As far as I'm aware, Kate shows how far along our crews are to Elite status.I wouldn't mind Kate checking in every so often to see the progress.
>>30595943I think we have to use her. We need to step up our game massively as we move up to the next level of the competition.And with plenty of team mining for CP, we can keep reversing morale drop.
>>30595943If anything, morale is too high on a number of crews, which forces us to stop frenzied teams every battle.
> PresentsKitten begins by unwrapping yours first. “Wow!” She takes a good look at the back, and her grin gets even wider. “You even got Magical Girl Liberty on the back! That’s amazing!” She hugs you tightly.“D’oh,” you say. “I just had the Sewing Club put it together, consider it from me not them.”“Ah, only you would know I love MGL,” says Kitten. “Thank you so much Trudy. I’ll make good use of this.”You nod, smiling. “You better.”Nancy presents her present next. “Here you go!” Kitten quickly tears off the wrapping paper then reveals an album soundtrack of the popular Broadway play, The Book of Mormon. “It’s one of my favorite plays! I love the soundtrack, figured I’d let you in on it!”Kitten nods, smiling. “Thanks, Nancy!”Lisa gives up her present next. Kitten unwraps it to reveal a brown knit sweater. It actually looks pretty cute. “I knit that myself.”Kitten smirks, “It doesn’t have any bedbugs in it, does it?” Lisa and Kitten giggle at that. “Thanks, Lisa.”Finally, Ramirez. She opens up Ramirez’s gift. “… Books?”Ramirez nods. “With Fire and Sword, the Deluge, and Fire in the Steppe by Henryk Sienkiewicz. I figure it’d be a good read for you if you’re not playing any of your video games.”“Oh,” says Kitten. “Thanks, Ramirez.” She looks down at the huge doorstoppers of each book. There’s no way she’ll ever finish any of those.Kitten grins, looking at everyone. “Thank you everyone. Really!”> Contact Family> Cake> Other
>>30596029At the very least we should check at least once just to see how far along we are.
>>30596029Ah yes, I misread that.However a first session with her to see how we're along should be good.
>>30596061>> Contact Family>Nancy presents her present next. “Here you go!” Kitten quickly tears off the wrapping paper then reveals an album soundtrack of the popular Broadway play, The Book of Mormon. “It’s one of my favorite plays! I love the soundtrack, figured I’d let you in on it!”For all those who misunderstood me before, I take everything back.This line alone makes everything worth it.
>>30596042High morale hasn't been a problem the last two matches, we're managing to keep it down fine.My concern is that we'll have to use too much CP to keep it from dipping down too far.>>30596061> Contact Family>>30596062>>30596079I'm in complete agreement. How about this next practice?
>>30596061> Contact Family
>>30596120Agreed.We should drop a text to Lutz and Kate asap.Btw, who should we concentrate on to Elite crew?Gertude's own aside.
>>30596167Luciano since she is one of our leaders.As a personnel favorite, I want the Polish or Freshman
>>30596167If we can concentrate? I figured it was just a natural progression.My vote would be the Delinquents. The Panther is very valuable and they're our officers.
>>30596167I wonder how much Eliting our tanks will cost.probably as much as the Somua S-40 I reckon.
>>30596167Eh, Lutz is translating our book at the moment - We should take at least one more session with her.
>>30596241It's free. Monetary wise anywayThe cost is time.
>>30596209Say if we schedule a friendly training match with another school, inbetween matches.We don't include the Tiger II since our other teams need the kills and more practice.Our elite crew getting more kills does nothing much to help the others.>>30596192I think a case can be made for one last officer, the Freshmen.If we get 16 or 20 tanks in the end, each can command a squadron of 4.
>>30596267Was it?I thought it cost a lot of money but it took some time as a regular conversion
>>30596267Elite crew is free.Elite tanks cost money. Lots of money.
>>30596241>>30596267> Elite Tanks are the end-all be-all of Tankery. They require two things however. LOTS of money, and an ELITE CREW.>>30596297Good point, but why not just have the Aces hold back behind everyone else? They may be practice matches but I stioll don't want to risk losing them by not fielding our best tank.
>>30596297Keep the Aces, no one likes to be a bench. Also we're increasing our crew and tank and in turn so will the enemy so more opportunisties to get killsWe will get 20.If we can get 16, then we can get the Somua conversion
> Contact Family“Hi, Carol!” Kitten’s parents, Mr. and Mrs. Smith have been brought up on Skype. “Happy birthday!” they both say.Kitten blushes, saying, “Hi, Mom! Hi, Dad! Thanks for calling.”“Oh, wouldn’t miss my onlyborns birthday for the world,” says Mr. Smith. “You having fun on LGA?”Kitten nods. “Sure am. You all know I’m doing Tankery right?”“Oh, I know,” says Mrs. Smith. “It’s such an exciting sport, dangerous even!”“I’m fine, Mom,” says Kitten.“Well we know that, Gertrude’s got you covered,” says Mr. Smith. “Don’t you, Gertrude?”You nod. “Of course, won’t let Kitten out of my sight while we’re in the tank.”Mrs. Smith looks past you. “Oh, and are those your friends?” Nancy, Lisa, and Ramirez wave at them. “Hiiiii!” says Mrs. Smith.Nancy says, “Hellooooo!” back.Mr. Smith says, “Gertrude, we’re glad that our little girl has you. She’s called us about the play, how much she loved doing it.” Kitten looks at you, a bit embarrassed but all in good fun. Mr. Smith continues with, “I want you to keep up the good work. Don’t forget about your friends, alright?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>30596241Eliting costs nothing as long as we have an Elite crew for that tank.>>30596258I agree.
>>30596365>> BoastCheek rubs nao!
>>30596341Mmm, can work.We have them fight defensively and let the other teams carry the load while they hang back.>>30596362Our aces are getting alot of kills, befitting their ace status. However they're also at the top rank, we want to develop our other teams as well. This is like XCOM, where you don't keep deploying a top level team in order to promote new blood.
>>30596373Anon please refer to this>>30596341The Aces were different
>>30596413Isn't that what we kind of did during Wlater Chirsite and Saunders.The new blood (History and Naval Merchants) worked well, the latter getting a kill in William Adams
>>30596428I think we need a ruling from Schteel on this.That said, I read it different. I read it as 'to BUY an Elite tank you'll need a tonne of money and to maintain it (or get the most out of it) you need an Elite crew'.I also think with our crews staying in tanks and Eliting that way that they will slowly elite their own tanks rather than costing us money.
>>30596546>I also think with our crews staying in tanks and Eliting that way that they will slowly elite their own tanks rather than costing us money.That only works for mid/late war tanks that we will keep with a full lineup, but early war shit, thats gotta go, it would be a waste of an elite crew in something like the S35 or stuart
>>30596577We're converting that into an M8A1 tank destroyer when we get the chance.I still wonder what we will get from BF
>>30596577Also maybe getting an S40 or that Self Propelled gun, once we have enough crew
>>30596577The S40 and M8A1 upgraded will make those tanks useful elite (if Schteel lets us use the M8A1)
> Boast“I won’t! I promise you that, Mr. Smith,” you say.“Good!” says Mr. Smith, smiling. “Well, we won’t keep you from your party much longer. Again, happy birthday to you, Carol. Our present to you will come in a few days hopefully.”Mrs. Smith says, “We love you very much, Carol.”Kitten nods. “Love you too, Mom. Love you too, Dad.”With that, they hang up on the Skype call.“Your mom and dad seem lovely!” says Nancy with an air of… envy?“Well, they did raise Kitten,” says you. “Look how lovely she is now,” you say as you wrap your arm around her. Kitten simply rolls her eyes.“Right, shall we get to the cake then?” says Lisa.“Yes! The cake!” says Nancy. She stands up from the bed and walks over to the refrigerator, pulling out the lovely cake for you all. “Right, let’s do this!” she says as she puts in exactly 16 candles. Ramirez dims the lights as Nancy starts lighting them up.With that, you all begin singing.Happy Birthday to you!Happy Birthday to you!Happy Birthday, Dear Carol!Happy Birthday to you!Everyone claps as Kitten stands by the cake. “Make a wish, Kitten,” you say.Kitten blinks a bit, considerate. Then she blows it out, to the applause of all of you. “Yay!”“Let’s eat!” you say, quickly picking up the knife and then slicing out the slices. Candles be damned, IT’S TIME FOR CAKE.> Relax> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>30596643they are already useful the right word use would be might make more useful well the S40 is a full upgrade
>>30596655> Talk with Someone (Specify)Ask when everyone's birthdays are.
>>30596577Elite crews are never a waste.Elite tanks are never a waste.The S35 and the Stuart are good scouts. They will get better. I would take an Elite early war over a com-specc'd anything, even a Stuart. I remove the speed governor on the Stuart, which I see as the first thing that happens when it Elites, and make a few adjustments and I imagine it could move around a Tiger faster than the turret can traverse.
>>30596655Normally, I'll vote for studying a tank crew but. >> Talk with Someone (Specify)We got a call from Black Forest saying their sending something to us.Any guesses?or > Talk with Someone (Nancy)
>>30596695this fucking this
>>30596634The Sau isn't that great, the limited transverse hurts it
>>30596721Again, I preferably want the S40 but I'm saying the SaU is an option, and with all these extra upgrades will make it better
>>30596655> Talk with Someonefind out when every one's birthdays arethen> Call Someone DADask him to make another batch of cookies for kitty. belated they maybe, they alone is a good present.
>>30596695I'd prefer for them to be in a Chaffee because of its better gun, but the M8A1 is fine too
>>30596695yes eliting them will make them good, but eliting a chaffe instead of a stuart would be better in every single way
>>30596695> I would take an Elite early war over a com-specc'd anything, even a Stuart.Well I'm glad we vote instead of letting you make our decisions.Elite tanks push it beyond historical specifications, but it doesn't add more armour or add a better gun or give it a smaller profile. There is a point where Eliting a tank IS a waste, especially if it costs a lot of money.
>>30596768I suspect the SARL 42 sadly isn't an option.
>>30596777>>30596788That's why I hope getting an m8A1 tank destroyer is an option. If we can't, or is stupidly expensive then a chaffee is fine too
>>30596803TDs really lack versatility without a turret, so Id still say no to that
>>30596803I meant the add-on, like improved engines, and grouces
>>30596860The SARL 42 is a medium tank, The SaU did have a turret
>>30596775>>30596777I love the Chaffee. Seriously, it's one of my fave tanks. But I'm afraid it'll wipe a lot of the progress the Poles made with the Stuart.That's my only worry.>>30596788>Elite tanks push it beyond historical specifications, but it doesn't add more armour or add a better gun or give it a smaller profile.Pushing it beyond historical specifications doesn't mean what you think it does. Removing speed governors, adding better springs to the suspension, expanding the gas tanks; these are all things that push the tank beyond historical specifications. These are also what I said earlier.Think equipment in WoT. A few parts that are still historic but that make all the difference like stabilisers or the like. That's what it means.
> Talk with Someone (Everyone)“So, when are you guy’s birthdays?”Nancy says, “January 21st!”Ramirez says, “August 7th.” Oooh, that’s close to your birthday of August 19th.Lisa says, “April 14th.” She looks at you and asks, “You?”“August 19th.” You blink. “So that means Ramirez is the oldest.”Lisa sighs. “That figures.”You say, “Besides that, I got a text from Black Forest Peak. Apparently they liked us in our match with Christie and they’re sending us a gift.”Lisa bites into her cake. “Hope it’s money.”Nancy says, “Hope it’s a tank!”“Maybe it’s a crew,” says Kitten. All of you chuckle and giggle at that. “But seriously, it’s probably harmless. Heck, maybe it’ll really help in the long run.”“Of course,” you say. You receive a call then and there.> Marina (Team Bearcat)> Answer> Don’t Answer
>>30596940I know what it means, I was trying to make a point that it wasn't enough to make the upgrade worth it on some tanks. Sorry for being unclear.>>30596944> Answer
>>30596944>> AnswerYou better not have blown up another tank>>30596940I love the chaffee too, but I rather get another crew for it instead of the poles.After all that discussion about the M8A1 tank destroyer, I hope it's an option
>>30596944>> AnswerSo what else did you blow up?
>>30596940>poles progressIf it gets them a better tank that can actually kill other tanks and survive a luckly hit, I don't care if we reset their progress
>>30596977Well if we can make upgrades on the Stuart then it won't be one of those tanks, hopefully.The Scott is at least available.
>>30596992At this stage I think we should just leave them in their tank and focus on improving others.With a good driver at their helm, they can at least be a good dodger and keep the OPFOR's attention.
>>30596944>Maybe it’s a crew,....Goddamn it,
>>30596977If it costs money, then maybe. I do trust Schteel to price upgrades appropriately. If it doesn't then I don't see the problem. Having a scout, even a Stuart, with a huge sight range would still be nothing to sniff at.>>30596987I'd love a Chaffee. Could we ask Saunders/Tankslist for one?>>30596992That won't matter if they become the Elite scouts in the Stuart we're grooming them to be.
>>30597037so far they've managed to attract the enemies attention, and then promptly die and be useless for when we actually need them
>>30597096Saunders only has Shermans.The Chaffee was in the shop the first week when we started but it was expensive, but it will be something to keep an eye on
>>30597124What about Heinlein then?
>>30597119You missed Saunders match didn't you?it was our fault that the Stuart keeps getting screwed
>>30597145They only had one Chaffee and it's aces. It's better that we try to find one of the american tank teams that got eliminated in the first round
>>30597145them and WC could probably source one for us
>>30597183Really? I thought they had more.
> Answer“What’s up Marina?”“Just in case you’re wondering about the Dauntless, we’re working on fixing it.”“Oh? Is it fixable?”“We blew the tail off and cooked the ammunition but otherwise it should be fixable. Good thing we fired HVAP instead of HE huh?”“Does Samantha know about this?”“She may have chewed my ear off about it. Along with the rest of the Rifle team.”“Well, next time Marina, don’t point guns at things you’re not prepared to lose.”“Right. Anyway, with our progress, we should habe the other planes prepared by November 1st, barring any extraneous circumstances.”“Of course, Marina. Good night.”“Night.”You check the time. 9 O’Clock. Hell, ain’t that something.> Relax> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>30597198> Call Someone (Specify)Griselda and Dad, they probably want to wish Kitten happy bday
>>30597198>> RelaxIf you know what I mean...
>>30597198>>Call (Kate and Lutz)Schedule for the next training session to be Kate.
>>30597198> Call Someone (Specify)Text Kate that she's leading practice on Tuesday, call Lutz to let her know. That's what we agreed on, right?
>>30597198> Talk with Someone (Specify)Ask Nancy what's wrong
>>30597198> Study a Tankery Team Oouriwe need to get in some more CP before the end of the day.
>>30597198> Othergo into the bathroom and wrap ourselves up for kitten to unwrap later tonight
>>30597253Why Oorai, better study CHi-Ha-tan
>>30597222>>30597253>>30597269Should we float the idea of an additional training day?
>>30597312that is not a bad idea.>>30597278oops. chi-ha-tan then. i have the Miho on the brain tonight.
>>30597312Maybe switch to M-W-F for a week to get extra training in?
>>30597312Two days is enough. We should use the other days, to recruit, make money, etc
>>30597312I like that idea.Lutz two days a week and then Kate 1 day a week?
> Call Someone (Kate)“Hey, Kate.”“Hello, Gertrude. What’s up?”“I’m thinking that I want you to lead the next training session on Tuesday. That sound good?”“Oh. Me? Well, I suppose I could. I’ll let Miss Lutz know about it too I guess.”“Thanks, Kate. Any support and information you can give us would be valuable.”“Of course, I suppose I’ll get Octavia and Wendy to help me get a lesson plan together. I’ll stay in touch, alright?”“Alright, thanks.”> Relax> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>30597373>> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)Chi-ha-tan
>>30597373> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)Chi-ha-Tan
>>30597373> Watch the Chi-Ha-Tan matchWe can find replays easy, right?
>>30597312>>30597350>>30597360>>30597370Should bring it up with the team next training session.Then we can discuss days.
>>30597458Supporting this! We should watch it, why not now?
>>30597463If we do that though, we won't have enough time to make money or do quests
>>30597490Vacation days?We can take a day off per week and still stay on top of things.
>>30597490Right but we get more training in and possibly fast-track our girls to becoming Elite crews with the right instructor. Plus we'd have Tuesday, Thursday, the weekend and after practice to do things we gotta do.
>>30597490We don't really do either of those after school anyways.
>>30597490Gertude's grades are good. We can afford taking a day off school to 4 days of schooling for more time.
>>30597373seconding >>30597458then go get trudy ready for kitten to 'unwrap' her present later
>>30597551I guess, but won't we fall back on out studies?>>30597558We have to keep an eye though, again even if we elite our crew we don't have cash to make them into elite tanks>>30597566Don't we like doing loyalty quests, doing cookie runs, etc
> Study a Tankery Team (Chi-Ha-Tan)You and Kitten decide to watch the Chi-Ha-Tan versus Boudica Girls Military Academy match.> CHI-HA-TAN WOMEN’S ACADEMY> TYPE 97 CHI-HA KAI SHINHOTO (ELITE) x 1> TYPE 97 CHI-HA KAI SHINHOTO (COMP. SPEC.) x 30> TYPE 97 CHI-HA (COMP. SPEC.) x 50> TYPE 1 CHI-HE (COMP. SPEC.) x 20> TYPE 3 CHI-NU (COMP. SPEC.) x 10> TYPE 89B I-GO OTSU (COMP. SPEC.) x 20> RENAULT FT-KO (COMP. SPEC.) x 10> TYPE 98 KE-NI (COMP. SPEC.) x 10> TYPE 95 HA-GO (COMP. SPEC.) x 20> TYPE 4 KE-NU (COMP. SPEC.) x 20> TYPE 2 HO-I (COMP. SPEC.) x 20> TYPE 3 HO-NI III (COMP. SPEC.) x 10> TYPE 4 CHI-TO (COMP. SPEC.) x 1> TYPE 5 CHI-RI (COMP. SPEC.) x 1Their match against Boudica turns out incredibly well, mostly because Boudica appears to be using the Interwar Vickers Light Tanks and Mediums. You don’t know how Boudica managed to get through but they did, and they wind up getting curbstomped by Chi-Ha-Tan in an open fight. Their last tank, the flag tank, simply forfeits the match.> + 5 CPNancy, Lisa, and Ramirez stand, dropping their plates in the sink. “Well, we should be heading out,” says Nancy.Lisa nods, smiling. “Hope you enjoy your gifts, Kitten.”“I will!” says Kitten. “Thank you all for coming, honestly.”“That’s what friends do,” says Ramirez. D’aaaawww. Kitten blushes, then hugs each one before they head out the door.> Head to Sleep> Relax> Talk with Kitten (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>30597659>> Talk with Kitten (Topic?)So what did you wish for?
>>30597659>Talk with Kitten (Forbidden Love)
>>30597659>> Talk with Kitten (Topic?)ready to unwrap your real present?
>>30597659> Talk with Kitten (Topic?)Think about getting close with the Rifle Club? You could still use more friends.>>30597702>>30597711Dammit guys.
>>30597659Schteel, can you post the line up used by Chi-ha-tan in that fight?
>>30597702>>30597711/u/ boats go away>>30597659> Call Someone Dadtell him to make a batch of cookies for kitty
>>30597752Their line up is as follows:> TYPE 97 CHI-HA KAI SHINHOTO (ELITE) x 1> TYPE 1 CHI-HE (COMP. SPEC.)> TYPE 1 CHI-HE (COMP. SPEC.)> TYPE 4 CHI-TO (COMP. SPEC.) x 1> TYPE 3 HO-NI III (COMP. SPEC.) x 10> TYPE 3 HO-NI III (COMP. SPEC.) x 10> TYPE 97 CHI-HA (COMP. SPEC.) x 50>> FLAG<< TYPE 97 CHI-HA (COMP. SPEC.) x 50> TYPE 97 CHI-HA (COMP. SPEC.) x 50> TYPE 97 CHI-HA (COMP. SPEC.) x 50
>>30597659>>30597743This. Maybe> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)Chi-ha-Tan
>>30597183They have 5 other Chaffee's Anon.Our Intl on them from one of the first few threads confirmed it.
>>30597659Study ypur own team
> Talk with KittenAs you and Kitten get ready for bed, you ask her, “So, Kitten, what did you wish for? Friends? Victory in the tournament? Unlimited Power?”Kitten smirks as she takes off her yoga pants. “Gertrude, don’t you know the wish doesn’t come true if you tell other people?”“B-But,” you pout pleadingly at her. “I want to know!”“So does everyone and their mother,” says Kitten as she tugs on your cheek. “Come on, honestly.”You puff your cheeks out. “Hmph. Friends shouldn’t keep secrets from friends.”Kitten sits down on the bed, leaning back and sighing. “Fine. Do you really want me to tell you? It’s not going to come true if I do.”> DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?> Y/N> Other
>>30597793Interesting... one would have thought they would field more of the shinhotos instead of the bog standard Chi-ha.Then again they were up against crappy tanks so...So we'll likely face the elite shinhoto, chi-to, chi-ri and a mixture of HO-NI III and chi-he.
>>30597908N, Fiiiiiiine. Tell me when it comes true.Only for you, kitten.
>>30597908>YWe'll make that wish come true.
>>30597908>NBut why do I get the feeling you wished for something totally gay
>>30597908>N"Don't need to know. Mine already did."Snuggle your Kitten.
>>30597908>YTell us little kitty
>>30597908>Nnaah, you tell us when you want too.
>>30597908Tell me when it comes true, then.
>>30597908> Other> Tell me after we win the tournament
>>30597908>YKind of sounds really gay.
>>30597908>YIt most likely something like winning the tournament or something
>>30597908>NRuining someone's wish is a shitty thing to do.
>>30598085Clearly we need more samefagging.
> NYou sigh as you sit down next to her. “Okay, fine. If you’re adamant on that wish coming true. It must be wanting us to win the tournament, right?”Kitten shakes her head. “Nope.”“Oh, now you have to tell me,” you say. Kitten crosses her arms, looking away. You roll your eyes, chuckling. “Fine, I’ll leave it. Let’s head to sleep, school tomorrow and all that you know?”“Right.”You hit the lights, then two of you slide underneath the blankets. Kitten curls up next to you, snuggling her cheek against your shoulder.“Trudy?”“Yeah?”“Love you, thanks for the party.”“Love you too, Carol. Good night.”“Night.”> END DAY
>>30598073>noI hope your wish comes true
>>30598111That's it for tonight. I will return Friday at 3 PM EST as usual. Thanks for reading!Follow me at: https://twitter.com/AdBa19http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qerg0LyLi6c
>>30598111Trudy should start wearing a scarf to bed. I can see where this is going for a third time now.>>30598134Thanks for running!
>>30598111>>30598134Thanks for running again Schteel, see you next weekend
Rolled 23>>30598111/u/ boats, full steam ahead!
>>30598134schteel that plane would have been wasted even if we stayed, right?
>>30598173That is really getting obnoxious.>>30598134Good run German, please don't tell me, that wish is something predictable
>>30598173I'm as /u/ as the next guy but this baiting is getting annoying even for me
>>30598245That picture and what your saying I feel is contrasting
Calling it now, after Kitten and 'Trude hold hands and kiss, Kitten's gonna smile and tell us her wish came true.
>>30598134Thanks for running schteel.The diabetes is a good pain.
>>30598245It's Hitomi, the C/u/nt Destroyer, I felt it was appropriate
>>30598173Apart of me does feel like this is blatant /u/-boat shipping but on the other hand, I feel that German is just doing some light teasing and if we had said yes, it will be something like friendship, or some other thing