!DOD3/eopFI 11/24/08(Mon)07:54 No.3054403|
That's because they're not dice. In the distant past, when the brave roleplayers fought a losing battle against their greatest foe, the Batshit Insane People Thinking Games Made People Kill Themselves, they needed a weapon. They could not carry them legally, because their moms, in whose basements they dwelled, would take them away.
In their hour of need, a young man with a neckbeard more vast than any seen before or after, devised a cunning plan. Learning from the very books his kind coveted, he saw the caltrops, and a plan began forming. They would create a weapon that would be too akin to their dice for the enemy to discover. And so they did. Forged upon the sacred Core Rules, cooled with the ashes of a thousand demons, was born the first d4.
It's not meant to roll, it's meant to stand proudly, as a defender of the neckbeard kin.