http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Neckbeard%20QuestPrevious threads-->Time to find out how delicious you are---
Uh, Beardy? Beardy? He's still armed. You know that right? And you've got both hands occupied. All he's got to do is raise the bat and your balls are gone. Beardy? You listening?
"Leave him alone!"
>>30448775A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!
>>30448792Yoshi the kid.Shit out an egg.Kidbeard has joined our team!
Rolled 38>>30448792Now why would he do that?
>>30448836You quickly snatched the kid with your tongue, and hastily dragged him over and into your mouth.
And swallowed him.
Unfortunately, you do not possess the ability to shit him out in an egg. So he is stored in your inventory.
>>30449208"You named him Shota? Jeez, I thought I was a pervert."
>>30449208"I shall not harm him if you work for me."
>>30449208"Eeeew, you fuck little boys? Oh. Short for 'Shotaru' or something, isn't it. Fucking weeaboos. Anyway, he's alive. Serve me or I digest him."
>>30449208''Bueno'' now let's Spawn little hellspawn shota
>>30449222>>30449228>>30449258>You named him Shota? Eeww, you fuck little boys?!
>>30449258>Oh.>Short for Shotaru or something, isn't it.. Fuckin' weeaboos.
".. Shota is what we used to describe little boys, tho-">What ever!
>>30449453not really, his name is shota because he IS a shota. Wait till mama-chan comes back
Rolled 1>>30449228>>30449258>He's alive.>Serve me or I'll digest him!1, I don't have much of a choice here2, Fine, but..
"I don't have much of a choice here, now."
>>30449529>>30449544GOD, TELI, GET IT TOGETHER!Name him "Kakeen" or something. If he objects, order him to sit.Go retrieve our catgirl baker minion.Then... I don't know... souls for the Dark One?
>>30449544New minion! Go back to the other minion's house. Also go find that fridge.
>>30449544Go on a recruitment spree since we seem to have this down to a science. Take CS, Shota Batter, and find the Catgirl.
>>30449544Make him wear his hat backwards. Evil will increase considerably.
>>30449666>>30449692You went off to grab CS and go on a recruitment spree, starting off with Bakery Catgirl.>>30449692You also grabbed Shota Batter and made him wear his hat backwards.You can feel his little brother kicking inside your belly.
Continue as Neckbeard? Or select character?
>>30450283Let's check in on Anon.
>>30450300You are now Anon. You are currently tied to a wet bed. A bed that is not entirely wet from water anymore.
>>30450597Test the ropes. Attempt escape.
>>30450597Find your new girlfriend's gun.
>>30450676You test the ropes. The femanon had made them pretty tight, but surely she didn't tighten the other end.You can feel her beginning to shift around slightly.
>>30450894Carefully, now anon. Don't fuck this up.>"What are you doing?"YOU FUCKED UP, SON!
>>30450894Your nose is starting to itch.
>>30450894Quickly pull out the rope Use the slack to strangle the EVIL sorcerer who trapped you in this hellish dungeon.GOOD SHALL PREVAIL.
>>30451037I second this notion
>>30450910You carefully pull on the rope, in hopes you don't wake up your assailant when you get free.Easy now..
"What are you doing?"SHIT
>>30451119CHOKE, CHOKE HER NOW
>>30451119"You've been awake this whole time!?""Well... yeah? Couldn't you tell?""YOU DON'T HAVE EYES OF COURSE I FUCKING COULDN'T!"
Rolled 4 + 10>>30451119Rolling for bluff"im still asleep"
>>30451119Flail around helplessly. And then ask her to unbind you.
>>30451119Pretend to be asleep.Try not to cry.Cry a lot.
>>30451119Pause reality and recite ability list and stats.
>>30451177The "Pause" button is her clit, which we can't reach right now.
>>30451119Ask for more booze. And to be untied.
>>30451181 use the peen
>>30451203In in, out out, clench, relax, clench, relax, B, A, start
>>30451184You asked for more booze and to be untied."Only if you don't run away or call the mods."
>>30451269"I wouldn't dream of it."Cut to naked Cryanon running down the street, screaming for the mods as his dick slaps against his thighs.
>>30451269"yeah i'd never call the mods"Reach for the report button.
>>30451269But you stop, between femanon and garrush you have a chance against Charlotte. Thet unicorn beamu really hurt.You go back to bed
>>30451282>I wouldn't dream of it.
>>30456124"There seems to have been a breakdown of comunication here. Let me try and clear this up. I would like to leave now so if you can just untie me I would realy apreciate it"
>>30456124Reconcile yourself to another bout of hard sexings with you new gf.
>>30456214this is even better, why cant we just enjoy this, its not like were going to get anything better then this, and if were good she might treat us good, this could work.
>>30456214>O-oh look.. I've been caught..!!
"Damn, you're into some kinky shit, aren't you?"
"Oh, someone's in the lobby calling me.""Stay there, I'll be right back.."
>>30456468internal conflict, BATTLE FOR DOMINANCE BEGIN, lust defend your throne, we have a good thing going here
>>30456468What am I going to do on the bed? While I wait.>>30456510Sounds good.
>>30456510A NEW CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED!LUSTVS.SURVIVAL INSTINCTROUND 1... FIGHT!
>>30456510"Lust! Hand over that remote!">Swallow dick juice, Fear. Any ideas from you is a bad idea~"LIKE HOW YOU GOT US TO STICK DICK IN CRAZY?!"
>>30458585"youre over reacting, shes just extreamly affectionate. Besides he's starting to get into it, this is the best thing to happen to us in years. Think about it, we keep her happy and we get food, shelter, a good rough fucking and someone to cuddle up to at night instead of crying ourself to sleep reeking of vodka and lonelyness. NO MORE PORN, WE HAVE A WOMAN WHO WANTS TO FUCK US. I WONT LET YOU RUIN THIS FOR ME YOU FAGGOT"
>>30458585Chastity, assist Fear
>>30458585Even VIRGI- um, er, LIBIDO knows this isn't healthy!
>>30458720>You're over reacting, she's just extremely affectionate..>Besides, he's starting to get into it, and this is the best thing to happen to us in years!>Think about it, we keep her happy and we get food, shelter, a good rough fucking and someone to cuddle up to at night instead of crying ourself to sleep, reeking if vodka and loneliness.
>>30458720>NO MORE PORN>WE HAVE A WOMAN WHO WANTS TO FUCK US>I WON'T LET YOU RUIN THIS FOR ME YOU FAGGOT"Uuu.."
"We'll play along with this, Lust. But don't you get us into any further shit than this."
>>30460502Test your bindings while she's occupied.
>>30458585>"LIKE HOW YOU GOT US TO STICK DICK IN CRAZY?!"Wait a moment.Let's look at our current situation.We have horrifying, immortal hybrid of Alien, Chris-chan, Dick Dastardly and natural disaster looking for us, either to eat us or make us his "minion".Our acquaintances are: short-tempered unicorn who just recently tried to disintegrate us, yaoi fanfiction-writing zombie head, fragments of our personality, each just as pathetic as a whole thing, dickass cyclops, bomb (also a robot head) and our brother (a paladin.) Hell, our MOST normal and well-meaning friend is magical yankee with a thing for decapitation.We are already buried under 10 meter-layer of crazy. There's no point in holding back anymore.
>>30460502Drive Anon into full Stockholm syndrome. It will probably lead to more sex and it's a survival mechanism anyway.
>>30461015I'm pretty sure we're still anon.And i just described his last few days.
>>30461091If Lust becomes our dominant personality, does that mean we will acquire Lust special ability?Because that may end in us becoming another Neckbeard.
>>30461111You're right. Still cry anon. Mimic is missing from the list though. He seems pretty normal-ish so far.There's also the matter of what's normal in setting.
>>30460802>Well, let's take a look at our current situation.>We have horrifying, immortal hybrid of Alien, Chris-chan, Dick Dastardly and natural disaster looking for us, either to eat us or make us his "minion".>Our known acquaintances are a short-tempered, abusive unicorn ex-girlfriend who just recently tried to disintegrate us, yaoi fanfiction-writing zombie head, dick ass cyclops, robot head that happens to be a bomb, and our brother who happens to be at a paladin academy.>Hell, our most normal and well-meaning friend is now a magical yankee who has a thing for decapitation.>Then there's us.
>>30460802>We are already buried under 10 meter-layer of crazy. There's no point in holding back anymore.
Well, this turned pretty meta. It's almost like you're turning batshit insane.Now what?
>>30461827Kill them Anon. Kill them all.
>>30461827everybody goes along with his airtight logic since hes absoloutly right and making the most sense right now and we cut to the femanon at the door
>>30461827Wait for femanon to come back.
Rolled 2>>304618601>>304619302Which one will it be?
>>30461993That was close, we almost ended up like neckbeard
>>30462085I'm pretty sure offing LUST, FEAR, INHIBITION, and ALCOHOLISM would have the opposite effect.
>>30461930You are now Femanon. You are currently being questioned about the boyfriend you dragged back kicking, screaming and naked.>Now, are you suuuuure it's him? You might be confusing him with someone else.."No! Ams the Anons who gots blasteds away by unicorns!""I ams heard and seeings him!"Tough crowd.
>>30462358Lust can become love, fear bravey, inhibition balls and there is nothing with some harmless alcoholism.Without flaws we cant have virtues, without our flaws we are nothing.
>>30462516"Uh, he ravished me and now he must be my boyfriend by the laws of my people."
>>30462585Sounds convincing enough.
>>30462516I greased my chambers, popped a bullet inside me, I polised his mosin nugget.That would be marriage where I come from
>>30462516"Well funny thing, you just missed him. He said he had to go back to his friends post for something important I think.But I'll let you know if I see him again"
Garush: Slap this crazy dame aside and search the place.
>>30462654Ah fuck. She's /k/ now. Can we call her /k/razy?
>>30462516"oh THAT anon, yeah he was here but you just missed him sorry, no idea where he is now, bye bye now" slam the door in his face
>>30462762Well, she did have that Walther. I think it was a Walther.
>>30462654>I greased my chambers, popped a bullet inside me, I polised his mosin nugget.>That would be marriage where I come from.
"C.. Care to rephrase that?"
>>30463015This chick is clearly off her rocket. Clothesline her and case the joint.
>>30463015You shouldnt ask a girl what she does with her husband. *blushing*It isnt really manly, yknow? *grinning*
>>30463092No, stop that.
>>30463015"He's my boyfriend. Now get out of here Stalker."
Rolled 2>>30463054>>30463092>>30463134Rolling for decision
>>30463092>You shouldn't ask a girl on what she does with her husband.>It isn't really manly, y'know~"W-what?!""Anons ams gettings married?!"
"AW FUCK HE'S GONE FULL-BLOWN SLUT NOW""Yorick!"
>>30464326Push past /k/razy, and call out for Anon
>>30464326Just charge the damn place already. Jeez.
>>30464326Call out for anon. Congratulate him on his marriage.
>>30464362>>30464396You get pushed aside as they rush to the elevator.>W-wait! Where do you think you're going!"We ams goings to congratulate Anons on his marriage!"
You are now one of these three.
>>30464650Definitely not Garush.We're Garush.
>>30464650Since when cyclops is our friend?
Rolled 14>>30464720WHAHBEFUBFEFBIEHEVDW!!! I DROPPED MY NAME! Oh, and rolled a hundred.
>>30464650MakoRecall why we're here. We're not friends with Anon. We beat him up for lunch money.
Rolled 63>>30464762Flying dice?
>>30464720You are now Garush.
>>30464757No one gives a shit about your name.
Rolled 15>>30464848"Anons? Wes heres to congradultes yous on yous marrage!"
>>30464848Where did she say anon was again?
>>30464916AVE NEX ALEAAll glory to the Murder Cube.
Rolled 9>>30464916Wha? English, if you please.
>>30464848Open with a bear crushing hug for anon and ask him why you weren't invited. Be very hurt about the lack of opportunity for a best man speech.
>>30464986Fuck off namefaggot.
>>30465003Agreed, he should fuck off
>>30464986namefag pls go
Guys. Guys? Please don't derail the game, post suggestions.
>>30464848>Congratulations on finally becomings a man, Anons!>Do yous wants to know the secrets Pappy tolds me about pleasings a woman?
>>30464848Wait, isn't anon on the first floor?
Rolled 50>>30465048>>30465032>>30465003Umm, I have been here before, and no one had a problem then, so no. If the OP asked me to remove my name, I would. But there is this great expansion called 4chan x that lets you make all people anonymous. It's great for all the dickhurt people, like all of you obviously are. Ok, done.
>>30465164Actions are decided by posts with even numbers.
>>30465201And, by seconding or thirding something that didn't get an even-numbered post, we can vote for ideas we like by rolling for them again.Funny how it works, isn't it?
Rolled 57>>30465201Then why did someone second?
>>30465132Right! He might be on the first floor, trying on his wedding tuxedo by now.Good thing Mako hit the first floor button.Now, which post is Anon in?
>>30465231Please stop being combative when people call you out. Just ignore them and move on. They're just anons on the internet. They can't do anything to you. But, by replying, you continue to contribute to the thread's derailment.Just enjoy the quest and ignore the faggots.
>>3046524954d>>30465231Because the post he supported was odd numbered.
Rolled 58>>30465265I know, just wanted to reply once. That's why I said done.
>>30465249I see tears on the floor! He must be in there!
>>30465143>>30465143I just fucking hate the fact you have the same name as I do.
>>30465265To be fair, he was the one that started making a big deal about his name in the first place.>>30464757
>>3046524969d.Time to bug neckstubble anon.
Rolled 58>>30465288I am a huge faggotI have no irl friends so I whore for attention onlinelook at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me
>>30465280You three head over to 54d. There is police tape on the door, an elf, a drow, and a bearded Anonymous man.Mako is questioning whether or not Anon is really in there.
>>30465627Huh. Maybe we should just go ask the receptionist to lead us to him.
>>30465578Ok now that's comedy
>>30465627Guys I think that's the elf woman neckbeard first ate. Ruby was her name?Anyway wrong apartment.
>>30465627I say we add the beard man to our party
>>30465627Oooh, those weren't tear puddles. They were people.I guess we can talk to them. Ask if they saw a crying anon anywhere around here.
>>30465627ask them what happened.
>>30465627"Hello friends, haves you seen my friend anon?"Show them a pic.
>>30465627Turn 360 degrees and walk away. Go find the femanon and get her to show you where anon is.
>>30465627ask them if they know where the receptionist lives
>>30465828You turn 360 degrees toward the elevator."Hey! Where are you going?">Ams goings to see if femanons can takes me to Anon!"W-wait!"
".. I just realized I pressed the 4th floor button, not the 1st."
By the time you reach the lobby floor, the Femanon already left.
MEANWHILE..>>30465894You are temporarily Mako. You asked the Drow where the receptionist lives."The OP? She lives on the fifth floor, just like the rest of them. I haven't heard of an OP who didn't live at the highest floor."
>>30466492Ring the bell until she comes. It worked last time.
>>30466525"What's going on here?"
>>30466525flirt with her.we are mako afer all.use our bishie charm
>>30466525also ask her if she knows the crazy /k/ femanon
>>30466525ask her why the 54D post is inaccessible
>>30466603She's the OP.
>>30466525Do you have a sister who works at that elven cafe by the lurking facility? You're both really pretty.
>>30466572>Oh, thank you very much!>Hey, aren't you the owner of that one elf cafe..?"Er, yes.. I'm here to mourn the loss of an employee here."
>>30466961Well then. Go to the fifth floor.
>>30466961Ask her about the /k/ receptionist.Keep the bishie on
>>30466961"I'm sorry to hear about your loss. Beautiful eyes should never be made to shed tears."
>>30467048If we end up going with this, at least be sensitive about mourning the dead here.
>>30467105Remember that Mako is a dick
>>30467105I guess someone had similar thoughts>>30467063
>>30467063yes plz yes
>>30467122is he thoughI don't think he isI think we were just mad cause he double dodged us when we were garush
>>30467259There's unarguably some dickishness, considering how he and his friends beat up Anon. At the very least, a polite ACT probably wouldn't be breaking character much.>captcha: Afeenta Eyes
>>30467449he was forced into it by charlottepeer pressure
>>30467259I think his class is actually "Dickass Thief."
>>30467463Looks like he was pretty into it, to me.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28334133/#p28351529Also looks like he was talking at first, with Charlotte finishing his sentence.
>>30467545She couldn't have finished his sentence if she didn't know what he was going to saybecause she told him to say itpeer pressure confirmed
>>30467633I think you may be onto something. I concede this argument.
>>30466961Yorick: Announce loudly that she probably fucked a bum and died of the AIDS.
>>30466961>Teli's running the quest>"Oh, I'll just play a little [INSERT GAME HERE]">Look at clock>It's noon the following day>"...well, fuck."
>>30469379What may be lacked in speed is certainly made up for in quality.
>>30469672Damn skippy. I just like poking fun at our illustrious QM.
>>30469672The drawing quality at least. The request quality is getting too stupid.>Hit on everyone all the time for information we don't need!
>>30469791>Request quality is getting stupidAnd is this your first thread? Because fuck me running, son, you should see the first ones.
>>30469791That's more our fault, though.I still remember posting that our most distinctive feature was our neckbeard and that we should ask Charlotte to put her horn in our ass.This quest has been a weird ride.
>>30469833>MFW I suggested Garush should huck Anon into the air and do ninja-measuringAin't that the fucking truth.
>>30467048"The /k/ receptionist? Well, she runs this thread.""I heard she has an odd yet lucky turn of events, even if she least wants it."
>>30470099...wait, what? Like, good things just happen to her? I don't understand your weird undergutter phrasing, woman.
>>30467244>I'm sorry to hear about your loss. Beautiful eyes should never be made to shed tears."O-oh, I-"
>>30469032"SHE PROBABLY FUCKED A BUM AND DIED OF AIDS"
>>30470192"No words, now. Come with me. You've had enough time in this depressing-""DID SHE GET IT IN THE BUTT AND DIE!? I BET THE TRAMP TOOK IT IN THE BUTT AND DIED!""..."
>>30470222Apologize and duck awayBitch at Yorick for cock-blocking you.
>>30470222Toss Yorrick's head to Garush and keep going at her
>>30469904That moment when you realize you set Beardy on the course for elf wenches (which caused our post to burn down, oops), created Pompadour Magic, and set the trend of decapitation by starting with TA.Its cool watching people take ideas and run with them. Also cool watching the quest evolve. I am beginning to wish that every character we play didn't have to hit on everyone we interact with, but if people are having fun, I guess that's what's most important. Not like my own ideas weren't silly or stupid. Still a very quality quest either way.
>>30470472I don't think anon has hit on anyonealso it's funny to watch the advances get shot down or go horribly wrong.
>>30470472Nobody but Beardy has hit on anyone.
>>30470472To be fair, Charlotte has yet to actually hit on anyone.It's really just the dudes. And Yorick, but she's an honorary dude.
>>30470472Hey, fuck you, I'm the one that suggested Magikeru Yankee Garushu-kun.
>>30470511Yeah. Like right above us.Fuckin' Yorick man. Gotta love her.And I think you're right. I kinda think there maybe was this one time, but its very fuzzy. May just be suggestion.
>>30470551Which was brilliant. I was the idiot who suggested that pompadours are somehow endowed with mystical powers. I'm not sure how I arrived at that conclusion, in retrospect. Rule of cool, I guess.
>>30470532Pretty sure Eyeball just did
>>30470688Damn skippy 'Rule of Cool,' broham. I went with it because it reminded me of that Billy and Mandy episode where they cut off Billy's dad's pomp and his brain comes out. Don't know why.>>30470725I meant prior to this, and Mako's not part of the main cast yet....did we ever get an answer as to why Mako and Yorrick are with us instead of Charlotte? Did I miss a damned thread?
>>30470277Elves: Chase down deviant cyclops and insulting head.
>>30470277Mako, look out for that banana peel!
>>30470764It's been a long time since I've thought of that show. Good show. And thanks brosif.You know, I'm actually hard pressed to come up with good examples of it succeeding. I see alot of suggestions which lean in that direction, but I guess it just doesn't happen as often as I remember. Such is confirmation bias.I still think turning the receptionist into a sex fiend and chaining anon to the bed was way out of left field though. Went from depressed introvert to no brakes on the rape train pretty quickly.
>>30471090Have you ever been a depressed introvert? Now, imagine that you exist within a world like 4chan.Suddenly, those fantasies become actual things that you can do with significantly less consequence.
>>30471412>Less consequenceHave you seen the size of the hammers the mods carry!?
>>30471439They only care if you post NSFW in public spaces.They don't care if you rape behind closed doors.
>>30471476Wouldn't that be like using spoiler images to hide NSFW content?
>>30471090My theory is: here thread badly burned, she not have many to lose, then she just saw cryanon lying naked and thought "why the hell not?" and here we are. Cause he looked more miserable then she, so she can abuse him as whetever she wants.But yeah, she turned yandere a little too quickly.
>>30471537Smut threads lives, smut threads will live.
>>30471595She was finally in a position of power after an incredibly shitty day. I'm not really surprised.
>>30471090After Anon escapes, with her being unable to recapture him, she'll probably have another failed suicide attempt.And something to consider. When she tried before, she didn't do anything in terms of looking for attention. Definitely something wrong up in her noggin.
>>30471672Need I remind you of >>30456093?There is no escape from Kay.
>>30471412>>30471595>>30471633>>30471672All fair points. I see now that it may not have as far out of left field as I originally thought.We should probably should save furter thought for a discussion thread though. We're eating up the bump limit.
>>30471439This made me think of something. What about Janitors? What are they like?
>>30470424You are now Garush. You are currently on floor 5.Blinky and Yorick finally made it up here, took them long enough.
>>30472816"Whats ams dat yellings?"
>>30472816Recall why are they with us.
>>30472816Break down the doorHeartily congratulate anon
>>30472816Break down the door, then >>30465105
>>30472816Thirding door breaking. Bust into manly tears when you see Anon. Weddings always get you, after all.
>>30472854>Whats ams dat yellings?"Whitey made me lose a date.""YOU NEVER HAD ONE IN THE BEGINNING""Shut up!"
>>30474308Superior panel is superior.Can you make this in desktop resolution?
>>30473254>Congratulations on finally becomings a man, Anons!>>Do yous wants to know the secrets Pappy tolds me...
>>30474357Are you drunk?
>>30474388Anon - Mouth "Help... me..."Garush - "...I cans sees I'ves interrupteds. I'll leaves yous alone."Mako - "Is he an idiot?"Yorrick - "Yeeup."
>>30474388"Why is anons tied up? I thoughts this goes on only in boring marriages."
>>30474388Garush: Ask Anon if he wants those pointers before they get too involved
>>30474388"I ams... I ams going to goes now."Slowly prop the door back up and take your leave. Unless anon screams for help.
Is Garush really this dumb? I mean... really? He's the capable, genre savvy one god damn it!
Do a 360 and walk away
>>30475527He is an Orc.Gets some minuses for that.
>>30474388I believe Anon is pretty much taken over by his lust right? Go with one of the suggestions for what Garush would say and have Anon yell to get out so he can continue to "get some".
>>30475527High INT, low WIS.Or occasional lapses in judgement which he then convinces himself were a good idea.Waaaaagh syndrome?
>>30482248one last bump.
>>30477005When Garush first appeared, I was actually very surprised he didn't develop a cockney accent. Maybe we'll see some proppa orkz 'ere soon.
>>30474388Garush, back away.Mako, replace the door.Anon: Help me, you fucks!
>>30474430>Why ams Anons tied up?>I thoughts this ams only in boring marriages-
"D-DON'T LOOK AT ME!""NOT LIKE THIS OH GOD"
>>30475248>R-right, sorry!>I ams.. I ams goings to goes now.You turn and head for the door."Wait.. Marriage?"
>>30486695"We aren't married!"
>>30486695Help me, aniki!
>>30486695WOOP WOOP PERSPECTIVE CHANGE< lets check in on our good friend charm merchant perhaps, or charlot maybe
>>30486695"You know what, fuck it or rather fuck me."let's not say no to sticking the D in the crazy.
>>30486695You know, being married might not actually be that bad of a thing. Beardstrosity has weird respect for that sort of thing, if you recall correctly.
>>30488466>Beardstrosity has weird respect for that sort of thingSo he might leave us alone, was my point. Somehow forgot to say it.
>>30487018The headless body of Torpedo Asshole.
>>30488486perhaps our /k/omando waifu could protect us
>>30486695Remember that brojos come before shoujous
>>30489811Would't that be Bronen before Hojous?
>>30490291Pretty much this.
>>30486695Anon - Try to call out for help.Kay - Pistol whipGarush - That's... that's fuckeds ups Anons...
>>30486695Guys.... isn't Lust in control of anon!?!?
>>30491287Yup.Anon - Fuck this, nobody said shit about marriage. HELP US!
>>30491318WAIT THEN WHAT WAS THE WHOLE RANT ABOUT THIS BEING THE BEST THING THAT EVER ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO HIM!?!?!
>>30491318You seem to have missed Lust's entire point here.
>>30491392>>30491450Lust isn't rational. Getting sex on demand is nice in theory, but if you're really some kind of meta personification of lust, how do you think you'd react to getting just one hole for the rest of your life?
>>30491484Having never gotten a hole before in your entire life?At least it's sustainable.
>>30491484Read the damn thread:>>30460446>>30460472
>>30491608>SustainableYeah, no. Get your dick wet, then come talk to me.
>>30491484It's not sex on demand, though. It's a crazy bitch keeping him prisoner as a living dildo.
>>30491772I thought she kept him around because he cries alcohol.
>>30491669>Implying I'm not in a domestic partnershipI've had sex with more than a few people, and this is really the best arrangement.
>>30491832Is that like dating, but without the entanglement?
>>30491852....do you really not know what a domestic partnership is? It's like marriage for people who can't get married.
>>30491865Considering I'm not in a position to require that kind of information, no, I was unaware. Besides, where do you live in this day and age where homosexuals can't get married? Not casting aspersions here, and if I misunderstood your meaning I apologize.
>>30491906Um, parts of the United States? You realize that not everywhere is California, correct?
>>30492140You're an idiot.http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/wp/2013/10/22/the-14-states-where-gay-marriage-is-legal-in-one-map/
>>30492140We shot down an illegalization referendum here in Minnesota last election, making it de facto legal.Also, California has the absolute worst system for passing new state law.
>>30492192How am I an idiot? Your link proves my point: There are only fourteen states where gay people can actually get married. Illinois isn't one of them.
>>30492999You're an idiot for assuming California was the only state where it's legal.
>>30494065Motherfucker.Bum a smoke off the dog shepherd....wouldn't that be herder? Pack leader?Fuck it.
>>30494065Also, we're on page ten boss. New thread pls?
>>30494207Oh, I didn't realize. Of course, I'll repeat the previous post when this thread dies.