>What is this?Saiyan Story is a series of Choose Your Own Adventure threads in which you play the part of a Saiyan Warrior.>StatsPower Level: 42,000,000Health: DeceasedKi: 100%?>RecapAfter several threads of playing as Bardock, you finally played as the main protagonist once again, and finally answered the question of what exactly he'd been up to in the afterlife. After chatting with king Yemma and learning that you made it to heaven, you instead decided to visit the world of the Grand Kai, hoping to discover strong warriors to test yourself against. You soon learned that your son, Bardock had made quite the reputation during his time on the planet. As such, it quickly became apparent that nobody on the planet of the Grand Kai could provide a real challenge. So, you did what any sane person would call absolutely mad; you travelled to Hell, hoping to find strong people to fight. You soon encountered the Ginyu Force, and after displaying your superior posing abilities, you were offered a place on their team. You declined, and told them that you wished to face Frieza and King Cold. The two of them appeared, appearing confident in their ability to defeat you despite the brutal deaths you brought to them in the world of the living. They each launched attacks of devastating power against you, all of which had no effect. You proceeded to brutally slaughter the pair, only for them to reform (cont.)
>(cont.)Another old enemy joined the gathering; Doctor Gero. The Doctor mocked you and summoned three of his cyborg creations; Ica, Android 21, and Android 23. On top of that, vast legions of the damned appeared as well; surrounding you and ready to tear you to pieces. You transformed into a Super Saiyan 3, but still realized that your chances of defeating the hellish army were slim to none. Then, the cavalry arrived; Hundreds of Saiyans led by King Vegeta himself entered the battle, sowing chaos among the ranks of your enemies. Frieza and Cold went to lead the infernal legions against the Saiyan forces, and you attacked Doctor Gero. Android 21 quickly defeated you, but, being already dead, you simply reappeared and prepared to fight once more. Suddenly, a new fighter joined the fray; Bardock; the man you named your son for, and a Super Saiyan.
Below you, the war rages like a tempest, the ground shakes, flashes of light shoot through the sky, fire dances all around the thousands of damned souls locked in an eternal struggle. However, you find your attention resting squarely on the newest addition to the battle. Bardock; the man who saved your life and the lives of both Salta and Spina, the man after whom you named your first born son, the man who stood against Frieza in a courageous and desperate attempt to save your world from the wrath of the mad tyrant, and now, a Super Saiyan of power surpassing even yours. He spares only a brief glance towards the trio of cybernetic monstrosities floating before him, his attention being drawn to the conflict below. The Saiyan forces continue to battle the infernal army of PTO and Red Ribbon soldiers. The Saiyans slaughter the enemy combatants by the hundreds with energy attacks of blinding intensity, and with physical strikes that spill blood to stain the ground. They fight like creatures of hell, fitting additions to their home. However, they are proving unable to achieve victory; every foe they slay rises to fight once more, each decimated rank reforms almost immediately, and waves of the damned crash against the lines of the Saiyan army. The Saiyans do not falter, continuing to fight with an intensity that any warrior would be amazed by.Bardock throws back his head and laughs. "Now THIS is more like it! Finally, the Saiyan Race shows their true power. I would have preferred a rise against Frieza long ago, but better late then never." He finally turns his attention to the cyborgs floating in front of him, studying him closely. Ica and Android 22 seem a bit nervous, while Android 21 maintains her confident smirk. Bardock meets her gaze, and the two warriors stare each other down before exploding into action; charging each other head on and exchanging a ferocious series of blows so quick that you can barely follow them. They vanish before your e-
>>30434198-yes, reappearing for an instant on the ground below, colliding with one another and causing a shockwave that throws dozens of nearby combatants off their feet, resulting in them promptly being slaughtered by their foes. The pair vanish again, continuing their battle, and you turn your attention back to the remaining cyborgs. Ica and Android 22 move in opposite directions from one another, coming around to flank you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30434221False moon technique time?
>>30434466You don't know that technique
>>30434221>B.Attempt Kaioken x3. We might as well see what happens. Worst case scenario we die and come back stronger
>>30434678>>30434466You decide to do something stupid, really, truly, incredibly stupid beyond all logic and reason; you are going to try a triple Kaio-Ken in Super Saiyan three. A single Kaio-Ken almost killed you when you were a Super Saiyan 2, but learning from past experiences has never really been your strong point."Kaio-Ken times three!" you yell, instantly feeling like someone took a chainsaw to your insides. You scream in ungodly agony as your body is ripped apart by the energy you unleash. You watch as you dissolve, fading away into nothingness. Then, you suddenly feel whole again, floating in the spot you were just moments ago, your foes on either side of you. Android 22 holds out his hands towards you, smirking to himself.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30434788>A.Figured that would happen.>B.It behind 22 and give him punches. All the punches.
>>30434886Huh... I wonder when the other guys will show up. might be a while since you don't usually show up for another hour or three.Want to hold off or slow down until other anons arrive?
>>30434958>>30434886Works for me
>>30434788smash his face in
>>30434958>>30434987I'll ask people to notify me when they show up, if we get at least three, we can get going
>>30434788>B. IT to the other side to avoid the energy attack, make an afterimage and IT to his flank and gut punch, then throw him awayThis way we get a bit of time to deal with Ica, he's weaker so we should get rid of him to focus on 22
>>30435266agreed loadrr all
>>30435479>>30435386>>30435266You use Instant Transmission to teleport to the other side of 22, and dodge an energy attack that never comes. You create an afterimage and more to his other side as he holds out a hand and sucks the image into it. You deliver a punch to his side, grab him, and throw him into the distance, only for him to reappear in front of you and deliver a punch to your stomach that makes you spit blood.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30435542I'm guessing he's crouched down right?>B Headbutt him into the ground
>>30435542>sucking afterimageDon't you dare give him any sizeable power increase from that, even with your change from canon where the afterimages have energy it would make no sense for them to have a large enough amount for it to make a difference
>>30435542>B.Headbutt then melee combo, once he starts blocking just IT and begin another combo from another direction.
>>30435756>>30435735>>30435717>>30435572You retaliate by head-butting your foe, following with a series of melee attacks that batter him into submission. Suddenly, you feel a horrific sting wrack your body, which begins to spasm and convulse all around you as currents of electricity dance through your veins. Ica laughs from behind you, and 22 wraps his right hand around your throat while covering your mouth with his left. You feel the shocks begin once again as your energy begins to decrease.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30435854>BPower down, Dijon driller to our own head.Start over.
>>30435854>B IT away and kaioken x3 to restore health.
>>30435854>B. Bit his hand and rip it off while kicking his abdomenthen back away to heal, while in our SSJ2 state
>>30435883>IT>with someone grappling us
>>30435924We've done it before.
>>30435921Or SSJ, that'd be better.yeah SSJ is the way to go.
>>30435921>>30435984What do you mean, "heal"?
>>30436026Hell has super regen, nobody ever really dies here
>>30436042I'm not asking you, I'm asking the anon who's tossing out vague plans for doing stuff.I suppose trying a Kaioken x 10 in SSJ1 might not hurt. If would put us at 500x base rather than 400x base like SSJ3, and we could throttle into and out of it to make it harder for the Androids to steal massive amounts of energy.
>>30436073Yeah, we reform when we die. We have no idea what happens if we NEARLY die.
>>30436088>vagueAsstard, your plan is just "go SSJ KKx10"What else exactly? Where are the complext melee combat maneuvers (that will be thrown out of the window because this has no dice, SOM can interrupt whatever in his update and turn it back against us)
>>30436088>>30436073>>30436042>>30436026>>30435984>>30435944>>30435924>>30435921>>30435909>>30435883You attempt to escape using Instant Transmission.....while someone is holding you....okay....that doesn't work, as 22 simply comes with you, and your energy continues to do a nosedive. You try to bite his fingers, but his palm is closed over your mouth, so....that doesn't work either."What the hell are you doing, kid?" Bardock demands, firing an energy wave that vaporizes Ica and striking 22 on the side of the head, forcing him to release you and sending him flying. 21 appears behind him and sends him crashing to the ground with a powerful kick.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30436143>not even trying kicks or anythingSeriously? This is like playing make believe "uh huh" "nuh uh"
>>30436143Shit.>B Kill ourself real quick, then IT behind 22 and start wailing on his back
>>30436140You need to step away from the keyboard until you're a little less mad: at least until you can read to the end of a sentence. The plan was to use SKKx10 as a form of damage control, raising it to attack at power levels above SSJ3 and dropping it in-between attacks to prevent the Androids from stealing the massive amount of energy we've got in SSJ3.
>>30436143>B.IT to the downed 22 and pound him, try to finish by at least ripping off one of his limbs.
>>30436195Which is still terrible.SSJ2 and SSJ3 KK were horrible ideas, really horrible, and just lead to death.SSJ KKx3 is doable, but we know it causes a lot of strain.SSJ KKx10 will likely have the same effect as SSJ2 KK and SSJ3 KK.If you want to keep dying go ahead
>>30436143You do realize that the idiots were right this time, and that you HAVE let us IT free of people that were grappling us in the past, right?>BDrop back to SSJ1, do that thing what with going into and out of SKKx10. Go into it to attack, drop out of it between attacks.
>>30436237It's not like any other plans have been working. At least I'm suggesting something different instead of simply continuing on as we have.
>>30436428Might as well try this >>30436251
>>30436533>>30436251You drop back into a normal Super Saiyan and shout "Kaio-Ken times ten!"Your power level shoots through the roof, and even in your dead state it is a painful growth. You have the feeling trying anything near this in the living world would mean certain death. Using Instant Transmission, you teleport over to 22 and begins launching a series of hit and run attacks that leave him on the defensive and hurt him badly.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30436726>B Keep punching, we have nothing to lose!
>>30436754Anyone still here?
>>30436754I don't disagree.
>>30437050Yeah. I just don't see an alternative to punching the shit out of him, and I'm kind of weary even this early into the thread.
>>30436754I don't have an better ideas
>>30436754add other, primal moves.biting, pulling, squishing the eyes.anything goes.
>>30437321>>30437228>>30437102>>30437077>>30437050>>30436754You continue your assault on the Android, beating him into submission with incredible viciousness and power. You manage to chop off one of his arms, and put a hole in his gut. He cries out as you dent his face with a ferocious punch that sends him sprawling onto his back.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30437363>B Grab him and swing him into his sister
>>30437363lose yourself into battlelust, destroy ica.
>>30437363>BIT to Gero. 22 is down, 21 and Ica are presumably occupied.Time for a house call.
>>30437363>B.Remove his limbs. Try not to kill him while we do this. He cannot keep fighting us if he doesn't die. Then move on to Ica. Same process.
>>30437703>>30437752>>30437462You proceed to rip off his other arm, followed by his legs, leaving him writhing in agony on the ground, unable to move, unable to die. You teleport over to the newly reformed Ica and repeat the process, leaving him broken and screaming on the ground as well.>A. Say something>B. Do something
Rolled 3>>30437864>B IT to Bardock and double team 21If you know what I mean
>>30437897Followed by >"Hey, Bardock! Let's double-team this bitch!"
>>30437864>B.Hide the two of them. It doesn't matter where, we just don't want someone to come by and undo our hard work.Now, IT to Gero as per >>30437410
>>30437897battlefucks kinda become necessary if you're spending eternity there
>>30438037this>>30437940but hide them as per >>30437941 first
>>30438071>>30437941>>30437940>>30437897You decide to hide the broken bodies, not wanting someone to destroy them and bring them back into the fight. Having just been to hell presents a problem, however; you don't know any places so you can't Instant Transmission to them. So, you are forced to fly, hiding them far away. Then, using Instant Transmission, you teleport to Bardock and 21, narrowly avoiding being slaughtered by their fearsome exchange of punches and kicks."Hey Bardock, let's double team this bitch!" you shout.21 growls at you, and Bardock seizes the moment where her attention is not focused on him; delivering several punches and kicks to her face and then blasting her in the chest and sending her flying into the distance. You hear her yell in raw fury and see her dashing through the air in your direction.>A. Say something>B. Do something
Rolled 61>>30438182>B IT upwards when she's close and kick her
>>30438182>B.IT far away just a second before she reaches
>>30438182A."She absorbs energy! Just punch this bitch!"B.IT right in front of her and let her impale herself on our fist. If she counterattacks, IT a ways away and let Bardock take over.
>>30438182>BIT behind her as she charges, at the last possible second, roundhouse kick to the back.>A"She absorbs ki, if you haven't noticed."
>>30438258>>30438182thisAlso Som, whats our power level right now?
>>30438447so base pl at 45 millioninteresting
>>30438525>>30438288>>30438258>>30438225>>30438223>>30438263"She absorbs energy!" you warn Bardock. "Just punch this bitch.""Way ahead of you, kid," he says before vanishing as 21 approaches.You use Instant Transmission to get in front of her, hoping to have her impale herself on your fist. She stops before that can happen, and Bardock appears behind her as she comes after you. He fires an energy wave into her back, sending her flying past you. He then flies ahead, coming in front of her and sending her higher into the sky with an uppercut. He then appears above her and elbows her down to the ground in an impact that creates a crater into which several of the damned fall.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30438632A."Huh. Well! I can tell when I'm just in the way."B.Go find Frieza again, grab him, IT with him to King Vegeta, then tear off his head and toss it to him. IT to King Cold and beat him to death with his son's lifeless corpse. If Frieza comes back before King Cold dies, kill him again.
>>30438709>play volleyball with Vegeta using Freeza's headSeriously though we should give them the 21/Ica treatment so they don't regen
>>30438777No, fuck that, he gets to suffer. Changelings don't Zenkai.
>>30438632Ill second >>30438709But after I think we should go fuck with Gero.
>>30438810Preventing from regen means 'not letting them die' just impairing them.But w/e
>>30438844I'm definitely in the "dismember Gero" camp.
>this fucking questI don't care that barely not underage b&, Som.We just had a 1990's culture thread, and I was hankering for some good old fashioned DBZ.This is fucking radical.
>>30439212>>30439044>>30438844>>30438810>>30438777>>30438709"Huh," you comment. "Well! I can tell when I'm just in the way."You decide to go hunting for your two favorite changelings. You spot Frieza and Cold at the edge of the fighting, trying to direct the troops and having very little effect through doing so. Frieza lets out a frustrated yell and takes to the sky, scanning the battlefield until he spots King Vegeta leading the Saiyans against the infernal army."If you want someone killed right, you kill them yourself," Frieza growls, lifting his pointer finger and taking aim at King Vegeta.Using Instant Transmission, you teleport right in front of Frieza, the death beam hitting you right between the eyes and having absolutely no effect. Frieza's eyes widen just before you decapitate him with a chop to the neck. You grab the head and toss it to King Vegeta, who holds it above his head with a victorious battle cry.The wretched army of hell cries out in terror, and several dozen damned souls turn and flee while the ranks descend into chaos. The Saiyans have absolutely no trouble mopping up the mess that has now been created, and you turn your attention to King Cold, who has turned and began to flee.>A. Say something>B. Do something
Wait a minute. Is SS1 Bardock more powerful than SS3 Frank because Bardock went back in time like a thousand years, died, then trained for a thousand years?
>>30439286I'm glad you like it.
>>30439363...but they'll just reform.I don't understand. There's no victory.
>>30439363>BGrab King Cold with an IT, IT to Gero, and swing King Cold like a sword to dismember Gero.This is going to be a running joke now.
>>30439424Death still hurts in hell, even if they will reform
>>30439363this >>30439426>>30439424Don't worry anon we'll dismember them soon enough and hide them away where they will never die.
>>30439462>>30439426Using Instant Transmission, you teleport to King Cold and grab him, intending to use him to beat Doctor Gero to death. Only....you don't see Gero anywhere. Sensing him is also out of the question due to him not having life energy, and you can't seem to locate his mind. You have no clue where the hell he went or how to find out.Meanwhile, Bardock continues to battle with 21 as her allies flee from the Saiyan onslaught. The pair continue to exchange furious attacks, and Bardock appears to have a slight advantage.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30439720>BKi strand Cold's head off, IT to 22 and Ica, make sure Gero didn't make a beeline for them, and dismember him if he went to try and get them back in the fight.
>>30439757Start with 22. He probably wouldn't go for Ica, since 22 is far stronger and has the ability to steal ki.
>>30439757>>30439876>>30440047You decide to head for the spot where you stashed 22 and Ica, in case Doctor Gero decided to head there and kill them in order to bring them back into the fight. Using Instant Transmission, you arrive at the spot and find no sign of Gero anywhere; your wounded foes continue to writhe and scream on the ground, however.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30440083Really? We're doing this shit AGAIN?
>>30440083>A. pic related>B. Im thinking we just proceed to murder ourselves continuously. 50 reps should be enough for a good power increase.>mfw dead saiyans think of 'deaths' as training
>>30440244That looks awesome anon. Wish I could draw half that well lol
>>30440244You, anon, are a gentleman, a scholar, and my nigga
>>30440244Pretty damn good mannice work
>>30440083Just leave them there, don't kill them. Find Gero, cut off his limbs and hide him in a hole somewhere as well.
>>30440432>>30440232Only two suggestions so far
>>30440432Thisn's a better option than repeated death.
>>30440550>>30440432fine by me
>>30440178The classic case of "Gero disappeared!".I've come to accept the fact that Gero will always get away, that each generation of Androids/Cyberized PTO leaders will be scaled up to be more powerful than us, and that you will always play those opponents as far more effective than our character: largely by fiat. >>30440432How? SOM has specifically told us we can't find him through regular means, and he didn't go for 22 or Ica. So we have no idea where he is.My vote? Go back and finish watching Bardock dismember 21. Throw her in a pit somewhere.
>>30440083B.Use Ki to amplify our voice so that we can be heard over the battlefield.A."GEROOOOOOOOOOOO!!! IF YOU CLAIM TO BE A GOD, THEN COME MEET A GOD IN BATTLE!!!!"
>>30440573I really wish we could get past this android bullshit already. Seriously, 1 old man on earth shouldn't be this fucking hard to get rid of.
>>30440745What you're dealing with here is the fact that the Androids arc contained some of SOM's "favorite characters", and the fact that he's now got three OC villains included here that he apparently just can't let go of either.
>>30440745What>android shitDude, we're dead, in hell.In hell.We came here to fight our old enemiesAND YOU COMPLAIN THAT WE'RE FIGHTING OUR OLD ENEMIES?Honestly fuck off
>>30440745I mean seriously, how does one reclusive old man on underdeveloped backwater planet like earth manage to build things that could destroy the galaxy from scrap he finds in his garage?
>>30440838Couldn't have said it better myself
>>30440838Frieza didn't keep his mechanical parts in the original series either, therefore the androids shouldn't keep theirs either. It's just that it feels like OP is stretching the rules in order to keep Gero relevant no matter what.
>>30440841Cause WE are on that underdeveloped backwater planet. He's been using our genes and copying our fighting styles. The androids are so powerful because Gero has had incredibly powerful monsters like us to build them off of.
>>30440887I have the feeling you didn't fucking watch DBZ
>>30440911There should be a goddamn limit on what he could accomplish though. It's similiar to a monk in a medieval monastery inventing internet after seeing a picture of a naked lady.
>>30440937GT wasn't canon though
>>30441055SOM said he'd consider some stuff, like Super 17.So yeah
>>30441024SOM has taken that inconsistently. He apparently wanted to implement the Black Star balls as a plot device, but he won't let us do SSJ4 because "GT isn't canon".Our continuity works based on QM fiat.
>>30440911It's just that he automatically has a convenient solution to whatever problem he is presented with as long as he's given a bit of time. It doesn't matter that he is stuck in a place without any resources, he just magically conjures up a solution. One wonders, why the hell does he bother creating fighting machines in the first place? He could just fucking make a pocket dimension for himself where he can just do whatever the fuck he pleases. I mean it's not like he has ties to this world anyway.
>>30441203We should actually ask Gero why does he insist on making fighting robots in the first place.
>>30440736>>30440570>>30440550>>30440432You decide to just leave your mutilated foes and go searching for Doctor Gero. You search through the skies, looking down at the ground below and finding no sign of the Doctor anywhere. Honestly, you shouldn't be surprised; retreating was kind of his thing. In the distance, the last remnants of the damned army have retreated, and King Vegeta stands triumphant with his Saiyan warriors. Bardock continues to battle with Android 21, and finally makes significant progress by breaking off her right arm.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30441349>BGo find Portat and Carros.
>>30441349>BGo back, grab 22 and Ica, and teleport over to King Vegeta.We can leave guarding the defeated to our Saiyan brethren. After all, they're the ones who will have to stay down here forever.
>>30441077The only GT thing I'd consider using are the black star balls, and maybe some sort of escape from hell arc, but no Super 17, exactly.>>30441075I don't consider Super 17 canon, I just enjoyed that arc
>>30441349>>30441416This, Make sure to tell them not to kill them. We are playing to win here.
>>30441449So are we going to timeskip after this fight is done? Like, until Frank gets wished back? Because all we're doing with Bardock is learning to sword gud.
>>30441416>>30441360These twothen it's 'saiyan party/meeting time"Should talk to Vegeta, Bardock..
>>30441525Bardock is still fighting.
>>30441416This, because just being in Hell is too kind for these Androids.
>>30441574Is it possible for us to help Bardock finish off 21 by distracting her?Is it possible to use an Energy attack that's ACTUALLY weak, but LOOKS all bright and flashy?21 will turn to absorb the fuck out of that shit, and Bardock will have an opening to punch.
>>30441624I'd be fine to just let the man do his thing.
>>30441624Create a massive battleship out of ki, which shoots huge amounts of ki-blasts, which are actually just your regular dustball ki-blasts that they use in the series to fill the gaps between powerups and finishing moves. Looks horribly impressive and terrifying, but it's completely useless technique.
>>30441745Mainly because1. The shots are ridiculously easy to dodge. 2. The shots are ridiculously inaccurate as it's a full broadside.3. The shots don't actually do shit if they hit.
>>30441745A massive battleship might let 21 drain too much Ki.But some kind of disco ball of weakass dustballs would be cool. Especially if we could color the dustballs.It could be like "KI PARTY GRENADE" or something.
>>30441745>>30441787>>30441808Could we PLEASE stop trying to pull cute shit and just let Bardock have his fun?
>>30441808Oh, right I keep forgetting that these newer ones could still drain Ki
>>30441808>>30441787>>30441745>>30441624>>30441603>>30441574>>30441525>>30441513>>30441416>>30441360Using Instant Transmission, you return to Ica and 22. Grabbing them, you teleport to King Vegeta and ask him to guard them, but not kill them. He agrees, and you go to help Bardock. You create a massive, blindingly bright ball of energy that actually uses very little of it. 21 turns her attention to it for a moment, and Bardock removes her other arm.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30441874MAN, I BET THIS FIGHT IS REALLY A HANDFUL.I HOPE NO SERIOUS 'ARM WILL COME TO BARDOCK!HWA HWA HUE HUA HWA HWUH HUA HUE
>>30441874>A"Hey, Bardock. Quit fucking around and take her legs off already so we can bury her. Just being in hell isn't enough for her."
>>30441874>A. Say something"She certainly was a handful wasn't she?"
>>30441922Not this It's his fight, let him do what he wants.
>>30441922Nopelet's not say that to our pal bardiebe cool to Bardie
>>30441874>>30441874Can we cheer for bardock without giving him any orders?Like, "YOU ROCK BRO!" or something?
>>30442051>*is* a handful.fixed
>>30442189>>30442130>>30442122>>30442083>>30442076>>30442051>>30442044>>30441922"She's certainly a HANDful, isn't she?" you ask.Bardock and 21 both glare in your direction before he rips her legs off, letting her drop to the ground alongside her comrades.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30442337>A Alright, we should bury her so she doesn't respawn.
>>30442337>A"So how the hell are you THIS much stronger than everyone else, Bardock? Even in the third Super Saiyan form you're stronger than me."
>>30442337Yo Bardock. You wanna help King Vegeta and the other Saiyans watch over these nutjobs so they don't die and regenerate?I think we should get some skilled Technology dudes, and some Detective-types, and go track down Gero. With actual Tracking.
>>30442383I am almost 100% sure they still need air. Also weight of the dirt slowly killing them and all that jazz. We don't want to put them in a situation where they might die. A cage is good enough.These two >>30442395>>30442401
When people respawn do they respawn with clothes?Does that mean they have Bad clothes, and the Clothes went to hell too?
>>30442460Those clothes did terrible things, anon
>>30442460Because it's a Christian Hell, and nudity would be indecent.
>>30442337"Ouch! Looks like she could use a leg up."
>>30442337>A. Say something"Nothing?" "Tough crowd. You know it was really was wasted on you.""
>>30442395>>30442455>>30442451"So how the hell are you THIS much stronger than everyone else, Bardock?" you ask. "Even in the third Super Saiyan form, you're still stronger than me.""Well, I have been training for a thousand years," he tells you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30442740>A."Oh, okay, I guess that makes- wait, what?"
>>30442740>A"So... Frieza hit you so hard you went back in time. That's cool, I guess.""Oh yeah, both Kakarot and Raditz are alive and well. Raditz has mellowed quite abit, and he's a good friend of mine. He's even warmed to his brother. Kakarot was raised by a nice old Earthling, and is best friends with my oldest son... who I actually named after you, as it happens."
>>30442740this >>30442792and >>30442401
>>30442740>A. Say something"Wait, so there's a hyperobolic timechamber in hell as well?"
>>30442977>>30442760"Oh, okay, I guess that makes-wait, what?" you ask.He sighs. "Frieza's blast sent me back in time.""Oh...that's cool, I guess," you tell him."NO! NO IT ISN'T! IT MAKES NO GODDAMN SENSE!" he yells. "Anyway, I beat the shit out of Frieza's ancestor and turned into a Super Saiyan...probably accidentally doomed our race by doing that, actually.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30443057>A."Well, actually...">B.Proceed to tell him about the surviving saiyans.
>>30443057No, we got a few alive, and I'm making a family.Named my first son after you too, Bardock.
>>30443057>ignore the option with three votesTell him how his kids are doing >>30442792
>>30443057>A. Say something"Don't worry, we managed to somewhat salvage the situation and kill Frieza's family during the whole affair."
>>30443057>A. Say something"I don't know about that, I mean if I wanted to sell merchandise, I totally would have done the same thing." "Wait did I just say that out loud?"
>>30443087>>30443112>>30443135>>30443214>>30443255"Well, actually both your sons are alive," you tell him. "Raditz has mellowed quite a bit and is a good friend of mine. He's warmed up to his brother. Kakarot was raised by a nice old Earthling and is best friends with my oldest son...who I actually named after you."He smirks. "Good to hear. So, are either of my boys Super Saiyans yet?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30443403(are they?)if note tell him Kakarot is close, he has just lead a pretty peaceful life. but close ans pretty dam strong to boot
>>30443403>A"To my knowledge, no, not yet. Then again, Kakarot is still barely a teenager, and they both seem close to it.""I'll see if I can find a way to keep you up to date on them when I get back.">BFind King Vegeta, let him know Vegeta has gone super and is trying to revive Saiyan culture among other races.
>>30443403>A."They haven't been through enough distress and anger, but they have a ton of potential. I me or Vegeta could help them skip that part"
>>30443403>A. Say something"Not as far as I know." "Wouldn't be suprised if my death triggered made at least one of them go super." "All of my 3 wives are Super Saiyans though, well except Fita, who is technically a human, but she can do the transformation too." "My eldest son can go super and my halfbreed daughter can as well, though she sort of combines the superhuman/supersaiyan transformation into this weird mishmash so she's got the powers of both combined, so yea." "Prince Vegeta can also transform into Super Saiyan." "Sadly, he came 5th place in the race to Super Saiyan in my group."
>>30443546>>30443520>>30443645Vote, you must choose your destiny
>>30443682>[Advertise on 4chan]This
>>30443688>>30443645I want >"They haven't been through enough distress and anger, but they have a ton of potential. I me or Vegeta could help them skip that part"Pls Captain
>>30443688Voting >>30443546Keep it simple, move on to the next dead guy.
>>30443802Actually there are 3 votes of the 5 for >>30443682and the other two are for different ones.
Rolled 3 + 0>>30443818Go home me you're drunk
>>30443847Admittedly, he's right. The paragraph worth of verbal diarrhea won.
>>30443892Well its better than taking 4 posts to say something incredibly quick.
Rolled 99>>30443891>dieI lold
>>30443847>>30443892Also, PLEASE don't refer to Erica as a "half-breed".Just say half-human.
>>30443931He asked about HIS KIDS. He doesn't need to know our whole goddamn family history.
>>30443682>>30443721>>30443735>>30443761>>30443847>>30443892>>30443931>>30443943>>30443967"Not as far as I know," you tell him. "Though I wouldn't really be surprised if my death made at least one of them go super. All three of my wives are Super Saiyans, except for my human one, she's a Super Human. My eldest son and my half Saiyan daughter can as well, but she has some sort of half Super Saiyan half Super human thing. Prince Vegeta can transform too. He was the fifth."Bardock is no longer there.>Any questions before we conclude?
>>30444137Can we hunt Dr. Gero next thread?
>>30444137Bardocks power level? About 30 Billion in SSJ1?
>>304441371: Why did you decide to do a filler thread?
>>30444137Could we please just timeskip already. Specify Frank's training regimen and finish this shit already?
>>30444243No, I like this, let's do more of this.
>>30444265It's like my own personal Sisyphean hell.
>>30444137What would happen if we explained to Bardock that his time travel makes perfect sense from marketing standpoint
>>30444137What does kaioshin even do?
>>30444198Yup>>30444195Sure, good luck.>>30444214Decided to do them about every ten threads, but this is canon, so...yeah>>30444368He would probably punch you in the face>>30444403Nothing, he spies on Babidi, and that's it.
>>30444425Alright, have a good night SOM
>>30444425>You can't kill babidi he is the only one who knows how to seal Buu!"We could always flay his mind and take answers from there or I'll just call to hell and have them keep him in a pit with his limbs torn off until he feels like sharing."
Please, let's just talk to King Vegeta, Carros, and Portat next thread, and spend the rest of the time sparring on Grand Kai's planet in our base form. Just warn the Saiyans about the possibility of Gero returning to get his Androids back in the fight, and wash our hands of the whole thing.
>>30444425Did Bardock just leave in the middle of the conversation?
>>30444619He might have moved on. He's been down there a thousand years already.
>>30444425Night Som. It was fun.Archived. Vote up if you enjoyed and all that jazzhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Saiyan
>Buu is a terrible monster that will kill all living things if it's released."You know if you'd actually have done your fucking job, you'd know that Gero has been shitting out beings stronger than Buu for years."
>>30444764Even SOM confirmed last thread that at this point, Buu would be pretty screwed.
>>30444619Yes>>30444708Thanks man>>30444764>Supreme Kai>Doing his jobYou can only pick one>>30444824Yep, moreso than Bulma whenever she and Vegeta are alone together
>>30444924are we continuing this arc tomorrow or are we jumping back to Bardock learning to sword?
>>30444924So are we going to stick to Frank's POV for the next thread, or are we going back to Bardock, or are we going to do some different sort of filler?
>>30444924So what will be our base power after we recover from maintaining an SKKx10 for that long?
>>30444986>>30444994I'll take a vote the beginning of next thread>>30445028It hasn't damaged you, so no increase
>>30445064Would my idea of using repeated deaths to increase our power work? As well as slowly making us more used to horrific pain?
>>30445064if we sleep with some fine saiyan bitches in hell, does it count as cheating? we are dead, so is it more of a morally grey area?
>>30445103SSJ3 kaioken spamming?
>>30445103We could just spar with Bardock, or fight on Grand Kai's world with a heavy handicap. No need to be a bitch and kill ourselves.>>30445123Yes, it does count as cheating.We're probably going to be getting 18 when Frank gets revived, and Huhn-Tresh is still a strong possibility. We've got more than enough.
>>30445202damn it you're right I can't justify cheating when we have 5 women waiting for us back home
>>30445142Yep, thats what I was thinking. quickest way to improve. >>30445202Yes... cus repeatedly subjecting ourselves to agonizing pain is the 'bitch' way. Also we can do both. At the same time no less. literally just use them as reps in between pushups or some shit.
>>30445255Well, three for sure. Probably a fourth. Possibly a fifth.Who am I kidding, Huhn-Tresh is practically in the sack already. All she needs to do is request docking permission
>>30445285>getting stronger without fightingYeah, it's the bitch way. Don't lie to yourself.
>>30445627when did you start following that pokemon quest?
>>30445627I figure kaioken abuse would be like any other training, effective for a while then it levels off as we become used to it. The small amount of time it actually effects us is an issue to, it's not like we go into a coma for a week its just an instant of boom.
>>30445642Today, I was curious>>30445918Maybe