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Just enough," You say loudly, clearly, allowing the Magical Girl currently pointing her huge-caliber handcannon at your face to hear. Allowing the small smile on your lips to widen ever so slightly. "Just enough to show this bitch what she's dealing with."

Risa's reply is a harsh cackle, one interlaced with what sounds like a predatory beast growling deep in its throat, in preparation for the hunt.

+ Was hopin' you'd cut loose a little bit, go full throttle an' everything, but this is fine too. + The wolf-eared girl's voice whispers in your mind.

+Let's get those fucking points. Let's take her fucking skull. +
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OH SHIT. I'M AWAKE FOR IT THIS TIME.
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>>30430809

It's here that the growl gets louder, nearer, filling your eardrums as well as the very room itself - and your vision, already tinted red with your own blood from the various wounds on your scalp and forehead, fills with crimson mist.

Two loud clangs - each loud enough to cut through the bestial growling coming from all directions - and you look down to see both Gorechild and Gorefather on the floor on either side of you, their toothed smiles buried deep into the steel grating.

"...Those...!" You dimly hear Freon's vox-corrupted voice bark at you as you yourself step forward, bending down to grip both chainaxes' handles to tug them free. "Stop! Matsuda, let go of those things and step back! Step away or I will shoot!"

Your only answer is a laugh as you wrench both Gorechild and Gorefather from their confines - their teeth whirring into hungry, frenzied life the moment they come free. Their twinned roars curiously matching the bestial growl in your ears perfectly, adding a strange echo to the entire thing.

At the corner of your crimson-tinged vision, you spot Freon adjusting her aim - and you realize with a cold certainty that she's drawn a bead at your Soul Gem, now. A kill-shot. "T-This is your last warning, Matsuda! Drop the Golden Weapons or I will kill you!"

How do you react?

[]Charge. Kill her before she can shoot.
[]Give her an ultimatum. The objective for her life and the lives of her squad.
[]Laugh, and throw one of your chainaxes at her.
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>>30430823
>[X]Laugh, and throw one of your chainaxes at her.

She's probably expecting a charge and trying to give ultimatums is how you get shot. Do the unexpected! Make the laughter extra creepy too!
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>>30430823
>[x]Charge. Kill her before she can shoot.
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>>30430823
[x]Charge. Kill her before she can shoot.
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>>30430823
>[x]Charge. Kill her before she can shoot.
>[x]Laugh while you do it.
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>>30430845
She doesn't get to die. Not that easily.
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>>30430823
[X]Laugh, and throw one of your chainaxes at her.

>wants the gold

be careful what you wish for.
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>>30430823

[x]Charge. Kill her before she can shoot.

The problem with the evil laugher and the throwing is that it it doesn't shift our body in any way. She could still shoot our soul gem
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>>30430823
>[x]Charge. Kill her before she can shoot.
no games when our soul gem is at stake. Can't be to far in this room.
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>>30430823
[x]Laugh, and throw one of your chainaxes at her.
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>>30430823
>[x]Charge. Kill her before she can shoot.
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>>30430823
>[X]Laugh, and throw one of your chainaxes at her.
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>>30430823
>[X]Charge. Kill her before she can shoot.
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Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb

link to the Fanart gallery: http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Fanart

Ebook will be updated later today at some point.
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>>30430823
[X] throw and charge
Then when she is in two pieces give her am ultimatum
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>>30430823
[X] Laugh, and throw one of your chainaxes at her.
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>>30430823
>[x]Charge. Kill her before she can shoot.
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>>30430823
>[]Laugh, and throw one of your chainaxes at her.
then
>[]Give her an ultimatum. The objective for her life and the lives of her squad.

Even if she does not go for the ultimatum, we'll still keep her and her squads soul gems, we need more whiskey rocks
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>>30430823
[X]Laugh, and throw one of your chainaxes at her.
She wants a Golden Weapon? She can have one!
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>>30430809

[x]Laugh, and throw one of your chainaxes at her.

I fully expect us to chop off her arm and bitchslap her with it.

Decu pls
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>>30430823
>[x]Charge. Kill her before she can shoot.
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>>30430823
>[x]Charge. Kill her before she can shoot.
Block bullet with axe head if necessary.

Since we're not going full-on murdercrazy, let's keep in mind that we have to secure Kyuko's Soul Gem.
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>>30430869
I thought Freon had our Soul Gem?
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>>30430895

Killing her doesnt mean we have to chop up her soul gem
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>>30430841
This makes sense.
[X]Laugh, and throw one of your chainaxes at her.
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>>30430895
>Even if she does not go for the ultimatum, we'll still keep her and her squads soul gems, we need more Pinky snacks.
FIFY
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>>30430823
[x]Charge. Kill her before she can shoot.

>>30430911
We took it back
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>>30430823
[x]Laugh, and throw one of your chainaxes at her.

"You sound so panicked. What happened? I thought you wanted this."
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>>30430911

We took it back
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>>30430911
We brawled it off her by the end of last thread.
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>>30430823
>[x]Charge. Kill her before she can shoot.
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>>30430823

[x]Laugh, and throw one of your chainaxes at her.

Preferably at the shoulder of the arm pointing the gun at us. Save the charge as a follow-up.
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>>30430918
No.
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>>30430823
>>[X]Charge. Kill her before she can shoot.
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>>30430809

[x]Laugh, and throw one of your chainaxes at her.

"YOU WANTED THESE? CATCH, THEN!"

Specially if our laughter echoes madly.
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>>30430899
>I fully expect us to chop off her arm and bitchslap her with it.

One step at a time. Risa likes to play with her food.
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>>30430823
>[x]Charge. Kill her before she can shoot.
>[x]Laugh, and throw one of your chainaxes at her.
Can we do both?
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>>30430869
This too makes sense. Throwing an axe is what I voted for, but I would suggest we cover our soulgem with the other axe.

Odds are her shot cannot pierce through a golden weapon, making it the perfect armor. We can then charge afterwards.
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>>30430823
the best time of the day!
any way
>[X]Charge. Kill her before she can shoot.
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>>30430932
stupidly, might I add. If we had any sense that drill bit would be in her brain via the eye socket right now.

Assuming we survive, I'm not looking forward to the mission post-mortem with Mumi-san. She's going to be so disapointed at how much of a cluterfuck we turned this into.
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>>30430823
>[x]Charge. Kill her before she can shoot.
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>>30430823

Thank you for your participation!
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>>30430959

That depends if we can deal with the Sayaka situation before it gets out of hand. We might have to cut Risa's fun short.

...or preferably, slap some sense into Freon so she calls back her troops before we have a giant angry mermaid to deal with.
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>>30430977
It's Sayaka. She always turns. If not now then later.
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>>30430823
>[]Charge. Kill her before she can shoot.
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Hmm, since the voting is over, here's a drawing that I'm working on right now. Gonna need one more layer to fix up the legs a bit...
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>>30430959
>She's going to be so disapointed at how much of a cluterfuck we turned this into.
>Implying

It's all Kyoko's fault this time.
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>>30430977

Risa, before everything else, just wants to be entertained. It's the very core of her character(at least in her source material it is) I bet she would love to watch us carry Kyobro through a fully alerted military installation. We just need to convince Risa that helping us do it will be entertaining and climactic.

She likes murder, but that's only because it's dramatic.
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>>30431003
Oh, Kyoko's in for it too.

And quite possibly Sayaka as well, unless she's managed to continue avoiding fuckups in the time we've been away.
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>>30431022

Sayaka is a badass. I think the only thing that will make her witch out is if we get Kyoko killed.
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>>30431032
Brace for impact.
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>>30431038

Think we can convince Risa that Kyoko is our Jager?
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Rolled 46

>>30431038
>rolling for anal circumference
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>>30431065
I'd argue that Mami is closer to being that.
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>>30431082

Risa doesn't know that.

Then again, she has fourth wall breaking ability's so she probably knows now. Good job fucking that plan up.
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>>30431082
But Jager isn't a manipulative twofaced person
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>>30431094
Nah, that's Monologue. And Monologue is Pinky.
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>>30431094
Well then, she also knows that we will find the coldest, darkest most BORING depth of the abyss and bury her axes there for all eternity if she is in any way involved in hurting our Kyobro.
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>>30431116

It wouldn't be too hard to throw her into the ocean right now would it?
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>>30431116
>>30431138
We sorta need the axes for the eventual happenings.

Just leave her in a dusty corner of the vault. Same effects on Risa, none of the annoyance of having to fish her out of the ocean when we eventually need her again.
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>>30431138
It wouldn't be hard if we're not worried about later fighting a magical girl mermaid with twin gold chain axes.
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>>30431189
>This is what Malal wears under her suit
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>>30431157
>We sorta need the axes for the eventual happenings.

I don't really care. I don't think Chiaki would either.

The risk I'm thinking of is that Risa will try to suggest we should kill or leave Kyoko behind. A notion that we should not tolerate for a single second, even if it damns the world.
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>>30431201
The left one is lewd.
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>>30431222
Kyouko is lewd.
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>>30431222
>>30431244

the lewdest.
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>overlapping with the hockey final
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>>30431213
>A notion that we should not tolerate for a single second, even if it damns the world.
I disagree. We're more or less obliged to mull it over, at least.

I agree that it would take truly exceptional circumstances to make us actually do it, though.
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>>30431254
If you are the sexiest you don't want to hide it
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>>30431201
Why is there a pink sash on the skirt
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>>30431201

Everyone else noticed where the soul gem is, right?
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>>30431270
Nope, Kyoubro survives or everything dies
Even Sayaka as much of a shit as she is will live because that would hurt Kyouko too much
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>>30431290
WHOAH THERE ANON, this is the christian part of 4chan you know! You're giving me the vapors!
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>>30431380
>this is the christian part of 4chan
I thought that was /u/?
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>>30431293
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jtpf8N5IDE
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>>30430999
OH GOD
THOSE TITS
THAT ASS

Could use a little more thigh in there.

Also needs a drooling murderface chibi in a corner somewhere.
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>>30431389
>Forbidden love
>christian

Anon, please.
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>>30431397

Well, I'm gonna do one more layer so I'll see if I can work both those suggestions in.
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>>30431399
Oh, come on.
>implying Homura isn't Ryuuko
>Implying Madoka isn't Satsuki

I mean, the color schemes match, and their acended versions are literal personifications of law and chaos.
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>>30431446
>madoka
>satsuki
The best I've seen is Homura as Satsuki, Sayaka as Ryuuko and Madoka as Mako.
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Hey, did we promise Misaka that we'd get her a souvenir from this mission?
I have a feeling that we did, but I can't be sure.

Let's just decapitate Freon and take both her body and head so that we can give the full power armor suit to Misaka as a souvenir; she'll love it.
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>>30431476

that or drag Metal Gears beaten remains back for her to tinker with.
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>>30431476
I was thinking of getting her the Metal Gear but that is also a good idea
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>>30431476
>>30431489
>>30431495
Why not both? Grab the Metal Gear and the power armour.
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>>30431433
Aw yiss
Motha
Fuckin
Thighs
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>>30431489
>>30431495
The problem with the Metal Gear is that, right now, Chiaki doesn't know about it, and if Sayaka is really cutting loose, then there might not be much of it left.

Besides, it's going to be cut to pieces, and we'd have to look around for them in order to stuff them into our Shield, when Freon is right here, about to become two or three easily picked up pieces, and can fit inside of our Inventory.
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>>30431475
>>30431446

I think we should wait for KlK to end before we try to draw parallels between characters.

>>30431489
>drag

We have access hammer space in case you forgot. Plus, Sayaka might have chopped into nice tiny bits for us by the time we find the two.
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>>30431536
>Sayaka might have chopped into nice tiny bits
Yeah, tiny bits all over the place and maybe thrown some off of the platform into the ocean.
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>>30431536

If you cut a 2 inch steak into a 1 inch steak, you still have a general idea of what the steak looked like. Maybe Misaka likes puzzles that are missing a few pieces, that just makes it more interesting.
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>>30431549
>>30431536
to be fair, the head's the only cool part. If we only manage to get pieces, I think a water laser would look good on Pete.
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>>30431518
If we can carry the two we will do it

>>30431524
unless Sayaka goes full Rising it shouldn't be to damage

it's a pity thou that theres no Blade Wolf we can give to Misaka
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>>30431607
With our Warmaster status, I'm sure we could get one commissioned? We have that kinda pull in our own Officio right?
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>>30430843 >>30430843 >>30430845 >>30430860

You charge. No more replies, then. No more laughing, no more taunting, no more glib responses spat from smiling lips. Just murder - or your best attempt, at least, with two roaring chainaxes gripped in both fists.

Freon immediately curses as you move - the vox-speaker on her faceplate turning the epithet into a waspish shriek - and it's then that she starts shooting.

You feel the first shot as nothing more than a weak kick against your shoulder - an odd, almost pleasant warmth blossoming there. The second grazes against your thigh, leaving a mildly-itching furrow in the flesh. The third, the fourth, the fifth - all of them find their marks somewhere on your body, but they don't even come close to stopping you. Or even slowing you down.

+ LET'S START OUR OWN INTERROGATION! NOW, AXE HER A QUESTION! AHAHAHAHA! +

It's with a sharp, almost startling clarity that you hear Freon scream as you bury both chainaxes' smiles into her own shoulders. The teeth readily, easily, chewing through her armor before biting deep into her flesh. Sparks and disintegrated meat spraying into the air in equal measure.

Freon screams again as you pull both axes back in one savage, downward jerk - and both her severed arms fall to the floor in two soft, fleshy thumps. Her handcannon clattering uselessly from the slack gauntleted hand that had earlier wielded it with admirable accuracy.

+ WHOOPS! TALK ABOUT BEING CUT OFF AT THE KNEES, HERE! OR AT THE SHOULDERS, I GUESS! IT'S STILL FUNNY! +

The dismembered girl joins her severed limbs on the floor a moment later, still screaming inside her helmet, the vox speakers twisting her ragged cries into something almost demonic. She tries to futilely kick away from you, booted feet pushing and slipping on the now blood-slick floor - but you thwart her efforts by stepping forward and planting a heeled foot on her chestplate.

[1/2]
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>>30431621

+ AWW, I HATE IT WHEN A GIRL GOES TO PIECES LIKE THIS! CAN'T WE JUST BURY THE HATCHET--+

+ Shut up, Risa. + You pulse here, and the wolf-eared girl immediately does so, but with a whispered, half-strangled giggle. Like a kid trying to stop herself from laughing.

What do you do now?

[]Finish the job you started.
[]Wait for Freon to stop screaming. Ask if she still wants to continue this.
[]Knock her unconscious, and rescue Kyoko. This should be enough.
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>>30431632

>[x]Finish the job you started, collect her soul gem.
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>>30431632
>[x]Finish the job you started.
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>>30431632
[x]Finish the job you started.
THE ARMS, CHIAKI! USE THE ARMS! You promised!
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>>30431632
>[x]Wait for Freon to stop screaming. Then finish the job you started anyway.
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>>30431632
knock her out, take her soul gem, rescue kyoko.
Theres no way sayaka's taking her time, we need to get moving.
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>>30431632
>[x]Finish the job you started.
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>>30431632
Cut off legs, then beat her with her arms until she's unconcious. If she's still alive, loot the armor then leave.
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>>30431632
[x]Wait for Freon to stop screaming. Ask if she still wants to continue this.
Smack her with her own arms.
"Why are you hitting yourself?"
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>>30431632
>[x] Beat her unconscious with her own arms
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>>30431632
this, use the arms!
>>30431651
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>>30431632
[X] Wait for her to stop screaming, ask if she wants to continue and be tue cause of everyone on this platform dying
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>>30431632
>[x]Finish the job you started.
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>>30431632
>[X]Knock her unconscious, and rescue Kyoko. This should be enough.
She gets to live.

But only her.
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>>30431632
[x]Finish the job you started.
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>>30431632
[x]Knock her unconscious, and rescue Kyoko. This should be enough.
I want to decapitate her, but there's always the chance that a kill shot will cause an MG to immediately Witch out, and that's something we can't afford right now.
Saving Kyouko takes priority over having fun.
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>>30431632

[x]Wait for Freon to stop screaming. Ask if she still wants to continue this.

Still not time for THE FLESH. She looks reasonable enough to realise she can't do much to us right now.
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>>30431632
>>30431651
>>30431673

This. I'm all for keeping this promise
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>>30431632
[X] Finish the job you started.

Fuck this bitch, we have a Kyoubro to save.
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>>30431632
Also we should collect her soul gem
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>>30431673
This, the image amuses the fuck out of me
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>>30431665
[x]This

But take the time to use her own arms to do it. We did say we would after all. And we have been trying ever so hard to keep our promises lately.

Lets keep the arms too. Might need them to bypass a palm print security check or some shit.
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>>30431632
Take the soul gem quickly, put the body and arms into your inventory, then go find kyoko. Keep to the plan, chiaki, before the plan backfires
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>>30431632
[x]Knock her unconscious, stuff her and her arms into our Inventory, and rescue Kyoko
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>>30431632
[X]Knock her unconscious, and rescue Kyoko. This should be enough.


with her own arms but keep her gem intact we'll .
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>>30431695
Might as well take her soul gem.
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>>30431632
>>30431673
[X]This.
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>>30431673

Yes.

And then collect her soul gem, we don't smash it.
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>>30431690
If you keep this up, I'm going to propose to you someday.
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>>30431632
>[x]Finish the job you started.
Waiting for her to stop screaming is the "guards please swarm me" option.
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>>30431632

[x]Wait for Freon to stop screaming. Ask if she still wants to continue this.

Make sure to slap her out of her screaming with her own arms first.
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>>30431693
[X] Finish the job you started.
-> [X] Using Freon's arms.
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>>30431673
Apply arms to head

repeat
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>>30431632
>[X]Knock her unconscious, and rescue Kyoko. This should be enough.
we have biger problems right now
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>>30431632
>[x]Finish the job you started.
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>>30431632

All for
[x] >>30431673

Loot stuff (gem, armor) when possible.
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Guys, wait.
For all those people saying to wait for Freon to stop screaming; don't those suits have built-in radios?
Won't giving her more time give her a chance to call for help?

And for those saying to finish the job, don't the suits have built-in heart monitors, that will send out an alert as soon as her body dies? And that could mean bad things for Kyouko.
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>>30431632
>[x]Finish the job you started.
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Should we really be so violent with a fellow magical girl?
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>>30431733

And sallaka is busting up a Metal Gear.

Alarms gonna sound anyways.
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>>30431746
yes
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>>30431632
>[]Wait for Freon to stop screaming. Ask if she still wants to continue this. Then beat her to death with her own arms and take her soul gem
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[x]Finish the job you started.
[x] with her arms
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>>30431632
>>30431673

Hahaha, this
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>>30431712

Oh my! An admirer! D-doushio?!
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>>30431684
This does NOT preclude beating her unconcious with her own arms.

If Risa complains, tell her that letting a mere thousand points go is likely to bring more valuable targets out of the woodwork.
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>>30431632
>[]Finish the job you started.
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We might need it.
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>>30431733
>Cant kill her
>Cant take hers soul gem
>Cant let her scream
No good way out of it, at least lets have some fun
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>>30431632
seconding >>30431673
also

[x] pocket her soul gem, we need more whiskey rocks
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>>30431754
It's your own fault for being the hottest, Hat-chan.
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>>30431747
Yes, they're going to sound, but at the opposite end of the facility, and not right in the prison section. We want the guards to pay attention to what's going on in Shell 2, not the breakout that's happening here in Shell 1.
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>>30431632

Damn it Risa, you make the worst puns.

>[X]Knock her unconscious, and rescue Kyoko. This should be enough.
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>>30431746
you haven't been here for long have you?
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>>30431632
>[x]Finish the job you started.
>[x]By beating her to death with her arms
That's gotta be worth bonus points.
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>>30431768
So... Hot-chan?
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>>30431733
Fuck it.

>>30431632
[X] Beat Freon unconscious with her own arms.
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>>30431754
turn on sparkles and flower-vision, of course.
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>>30431780
Yes.
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>>30431632
>[x]Finish the job you started.
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>>30431632

[]Knock her unconscious, and rescue Kyoko. This should be enough.

don't forget what we are aiming for
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>>30431643
seconding this.
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>>30431632
[x]Finish the job you started.
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>>30431632
>[x]Knock her unconscious, and rescue Kyoko. This should be enough.
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>>30431632


>>30431673
+1
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>>30431766
Yes, but sticking around to kill her in an amusing way is wasting time that we need to FIND KYOUKO'S SOUL GEM. Rescuing her body is meaningless if we can't find her Soul Gem.
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>>30431632
>[]Finish the job you started.
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>>30431775

Risa lives in her own world and is physically incapable of giving any shits about what anyone thinks of her puns.
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>>30431632
>[x]Finish the job you started.
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>>30431746
Hugs only work if you're Midori.
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>>30431810

You need to suspend your disbelief a little bit and expect decu to not turn this into a text based search and find.
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>>30431777
I just think magical girls should get along!
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>>30431632
>[]Finish the job you started.
Chances are Freon's vitality monitors alreadly alerted everyone else. Kill her quickly and go quickly save Kyoko. If we leave her alive she'll just come back later to haunt us, probably with a Golden Weapon.
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>>30431673

Haha, /tg/ you surprise me. This.
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>>30431842
Well, we're about to give the woman a hand.

hers, to be precise.
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>>30431632
The voting period is now over!

Thank you for your participaaatttttionnnnnnn

(I love you Hat but I can't do that with a straight face nya)
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>>30431842
Even if they should, Chiaki/Murdurface would be the last person to start. You DID read that everything that was done in the torture was done in homage to Chiaki's own methods, right?

We're full in the murdurfest here, and it's Noir.
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>>30431857
she's sure to be real cut up about it.
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>>30431842
What? don't tell me you also expect then to fight for love and justice or stuff like that

>>30431865
good to see that you nade it in time NECO
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We should tell her to be less of a little bitch about getting disarmed. Pretty sure Chiaki didn't scream this much about getting a limb removed.
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>>30431866

We are teaching this girl how to torture properly here. Be creative and have no empty threats. We are getting along just fine if you ask me.
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>>30431754
Hat-chan is MGNQs waifu
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>>30431891
To be fair we were fucked up on painkillers and booze.

And at the moment we're pumped up on golden weapon love.
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>>30431886
made*
danm hate when this happens
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Just in time for the bestest time of day!
>>30431865
But not in time to vote! Darn!
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>>30431891

Neither did Kyoko for that matter when her leg and arm were shot off. She at least had the mental endurance to start sassing off about it.

Freon is starting to bore us.
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>>30431886
>What? don't tell me you also expect then to fight for love and justice or stuff like that
Of course, why else would they have become magical girls?
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>>30431918
Cake. Boobs. Lesbians.
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>>30431918
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>>30431918
This is the worst ruse cruise I've ever seen.
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>Kharn collects skulls and gives her opponents a swift death
>Chiaki collects their soul gems and subjects them to torturous sensory deprivation, interrogation, and through her proximity increases the likelihood of having Pinky eat them.
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>>30431886
Good to be here, prinny! I've been late for threads lately, though, dang. I need to like...

...mostly I need to remember there are threads. RESPONSIBLE ASSISTANT QM YEAAAAHHHHH
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>>30431918
Madoka pls go.
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>>30431947
...speaking of which, what happen to stupid assistant?
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>>30431952
Madoka pls come, more like
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>>30431961
Idol porn is a hell of a drug
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>>30431946

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the difference between someone who is petty and someone who is not.
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>>30431961
She's not dead!
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>>30431918
> why else would they have become magical girls?
Mostly for the same reason that people became ninja cyborgs because the need some thing
also
>>30431936

>>30431952
I was trying not to say that

>>30431947
> RESPONSIBLE ASSISTANT QM YEAAAAHHHHH
good luck with that
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>>30431973
So is being dismembered and marinated in horse urine
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>>30431990
did she run off and start her own idol porn website?
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>>30431918
Damn straight!
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>>30431980
Kharn overall is pretty respectful and a good example of what a magical girl should be compared to a lot of the others we have seen

She just happens to be a bit too loving for some and enjoys all aspects of her job
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>>30431999
Nah, the lawsuit from last time probably stopped her from trying that again. Maybe.
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>>30431918
Hopes and dreams.
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>>30432004

So yeh, like I said. Chiaki is a petty vindictive bitch that will want to torture someone after the smallest insult. But doesn't give enough of a shit or respect her opponents enough to go through with it after she is distracted with tits or pancakes.

Chiaki makes too many enemy's to give more than a few moments of ire to any specific one anyway. She wouldn't get anything done.
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>Deculture @magicalgirlnoir 22. 2.
>I would propose immediately if I found a Wendy Cooldown cosplayer. She has to get the stockings right though
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>>30432068

We're gonna need pics
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>>30431899
>>30431784
>>30431768

"I'm sorry, I can't accept your feelings"

>>30431865

Saying "thank you" is easy!
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>>30432058
>Chiaki is a petty vindictive bitch that will want to torture someone after the smallest insult.
I disagree.

Insults aren't really a big factor. Even physical injury is... relatively minor.

Torture is just something she does because it's part of the job. Which is why she goes brutal and effective, so she doesn't have to do it any longer than necessecary. It's a waste of time she could be drunk or devouring pancakes.
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>>30432068

I'm far too Spaghetti to be so forward, but I'd kick myyself repeatedly for not doing the same... y u so Best Girl, Cooldown?
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>>30432119
[swooning intensifies]
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>>30432119
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>>30432125
She won't flip out at an insult to herself, but she did kill 3 squads of magical girls just because they were joking about having their way with Mami.
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>>30432119
I'm from America, Hat. We don't thank anyone but our mothers and the president and we for damn sure don't apologize, neither.
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I can't wait for +STOP HITTING YOURSELF! STOP HITTING YOURSELF! HAHAHAHA THIS IS JUST LIKE THE TIME I BEAT THAT GUY TO DEATH WITH HIS FRIEND'S SPINE!!!!!+ and then the +Risa stop shouting she can't even hear you.+
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>>30432119
Guess I'll just have to force the issue.
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>>30432162
>they were joking about having their way with Mami.
they weren't joking. Chastisement was delivered accordingly.
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>>30432162
>joking
Implying.
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>>30432162
It wasn't a joke, and it was understandable on their part.
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>>30432170
>I'm from America, Hat. We don't thank anyone
Oh, so that's why Canada has to fill double qouta of thanks and apologies so the continent as whole comes out with average.
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>>30432119
So cool, I think I'm gonna faint...
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>>30432119
Sometimes a waifu is better of they are unattainable
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>>30431632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfAlwR2M2Mc

it's time
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>>30432211
>>30432170
Speak for yourselves. In the South I say please and thank you
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>>30432302
what if they're black
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>>30432304
yes even if they are black. big shocker the civil war was over a long time ago.
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>>30432321
so many jokes you could have made...

I'd probably have went with the one in which you say that it's not polite to hang a man without saying please and thank you.
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>>30432304
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So between the torture, baseball bat and deagle, who thinks freon might be homura?
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>>30432368
Nobody.
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>>30432351
or ya know I could be a decent human being and not make race jokes.
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>>30432368
Please. Homura doesn't suck this bad.
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>>30432382
If a Homu sucked as badly as Freon, we'd basically be obliged to kill her just to spare the family in the Deagle the disgrace.
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>>30432407
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>>30432425

Oh god, I nearly forgot about this... I should go back and finish it...
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>>30432425
Nobody but Title-kun
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>>30432380
Clearly this whole thing is a sensitive subject and I'm sorry I opened some kind of can of worms, here. Let's just drop it and go back to talking about Midori is fat, yeah?
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>>30431673

"I warned you, didn't I?" You murmur down at the still-screaming Freon. "I told you these things were fucking dangerous. I told you they were crazy."

You swing both chainaxes downward, planting them blade-first into the floor, before letting go and picking up the arms you've just cut off their screaming owner. Grasping them by their gauntleted hands, their pauldron-covered shoulders still dripping blood.

"Y-you're...you..." Freon finally manages. "How...how could--"

"I hate people," You cut her stammerings off with another snarl. "...that don't listen to me. I hate it when they don't take me seriously."

You press down harder with your foot on her chestplate, making the hardened metal creak and dent and buckle.

"So take this as the fucking warning that it is. Stay away from Golden Weapons. Do you understand?"

"I--"

"DO. YOU. UNDERSTAND." You don't shout - never willingly, anyway - but the sentence leaves your lips in a growled yell, a verbal punch that rocks Freon's helmeted head back.

"Y-yes! Yes! I understand--"

"Good." It's here that you raise her severed arms. "Now I'm going to beat you to death with your own arms. Just like I promised."

[1/2]
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>>30432447
CAAAATTTTTTT.

Curvy is a far more appropriate adjective.
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>>30432447

that ass too phat
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>>30432447
Maybe if you sucked less.

In all the right places.Not like you, Flatty McFlatdottir.
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>>30432433
Well played Anon
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>>30432456

yes, yes, OH YES.
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>>30432456

. . .

No, you actually don't. You just beat her into unconsciousness with them, swinging each arm wide and hard, alternating between the left and the right. Smashing the pauldroned shoulders against her helmet's faceplate again and again and again, gory makeshift mauls that sprayed even more blood with every impact.

+STOP HITTING YOURSELF! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!+ Risa had started giggling at the fourth hit, and hasn't stopped since. +HAHAHAHA! THIS IS JUST LIKE THE TIME I BEAT THAT GUY TO DEATH WITH HIS FRIEND'S SPINE!+

At the twentieth swing - with her helmet all but reduced to ruin, the faceplate broken right through and revealing a bloodied, bruised face - Freon lies still, motionless and silent. Another swing smashes the rest of her helmet away, revealing her eyes rolled up at the back of her head.

Still breathing, but unconscious. That's what you wanted, right?

Yeah. Yeah, that's what you wanted.

+ Hee hee...aw, man, I haven't laughed like that for the longest while! + Risa sighs happily as she manifests beside you. + Let's stop playing around though, yeah? Pick one of me up and let's collect that skull, and that thousand points! Hell, that was so funny I'm doubling it! Two thousand once we put her down for good! +

...No. You're not doing that, you murmur as you let Freon's severed arms flop down onto her chestplate - the crimson mist in your vision fading bit by bit. Knocking her out cold was enough.

+ What?! + Risa's black-pinned golden eyes widen at you. + You're not serious, are you? You're lettin' two thousand points go just like that? +

How do you respond?
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>>30432475

[X] "Professional courtesy."
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>>30432475
>"I'm keeping her Soul gem so I can have more fun with her later, but I also want this armour for a friend." Then proceed to collect her broken body and shove it into our shield space.
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>>30432475
The points mean nothing, beating her up with her own arms just amused me.
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>>30432475

Does it count if we don't destroy her soul gem?

Just lop her head off. We can keep her sould gem.
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>>30432475
This little one's not worth the effort.

But I reckon she'll make good bait if we kill all her friends and send her home minus both arms.
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>>30432475
"2000 points is not worth telling the whole Shell that I broke out."
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So someone posted this picture once and it looked pretty much like Midorin except for the eyes and because I'm really OCD I went and fixed them. So have a (more) accurate Midorin.
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>>30432475
"She's got a message to send. All her squaddies are fair game, though."
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>>30432475
Professional courtesy.
And more importantly, priorities.
We've got friends to look after.
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>>30432475

[x]"My goal doesn't involve getting points."
Lets go and rescue Kyoto. We spent too long with Freon and lost the element of surprise
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>>30432475
"How can they learn fear if they are all dead?"
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>>30432475
>[X] "Professional courtesy."

B\c we watchwearing dildo now.
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>>30432475
Hell yeah we are. Take her stuff, take her gem, make her life absolute hell, if she ever makes it out alive.

They still need to know that the golden weapons are bad news anyway.
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>>30432475
"This time it's not about the points. It's about making The Point."
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>>30432475
"If she's alive, she'll tell stories about what happened. And people will listen. People worth more than just two thousand measly points. And they'll come after us. Again, and again, and again.

This is baiting the hook, Risa. I'm after bigger fish to fry."
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>>30432475
[X] There are girls worth a lot more points in this Rig than her. And I want to save Kyouko first.
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>>30432475
[x] "I'm not Kharn; she doesn't get off so easy. I'm going to take her soul gem and keep her in a perpetual vegetative state only broken by short bouts of interrogation. Maybe, eventually, QB will sell her back to her officio and we can do this again later."
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>>30432475
[x] put Freon into Inventory and find Kyouko's Soul Gem.
"It was never about the points, Risa."
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>>30432513
>>30432475
This is good.
No point warning people off the golden weapons just to murder them a few seconds later.
Although I rather doubt the warning is gonna take.
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>>30432541
Yes, this.
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>>30432533
>>30432532
These.
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>>30432533
Come on. You know that we're not going to stop being a dildo. We aren't going to kill any of the people that come, so don't lie to Risa.
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>>30432475
[x] Yeah, pretty sure I am. Sorry!
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>>30432475
seconding >>30432513
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>>30432475
>"There's more to life than points. Like intimidating your enemies. There isn't much more intimidating than "I do not respect you enough to finish you off"".

Also, Decu, I've finally caught up and caught one of your threads*, and I absolutely love your quest.
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>>30432475

"What's the point of beating someone senseless with their own arms if we are the only ones who will appreciate it? She needs to survive this, she needs to tell everybody she can about this. It causes a much grander performance and sends my message."
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>>30432550

Some we will happily kill.
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>>30432475
"It's not about the points Risa, It's about sending a message."

"Everyone bleeds."
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>>30432532
>>30432547
We sorta told her that we'd help her get the high score.

Say that this fight specifically isn't about the points.
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>>30432565
+1
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>>30432475
Have other priorities right now
and she needs to pass the message
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>>30432475
I still say Chiaki should kill her, one less moron in the world.
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>>30432509

Them tittays
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>>30432571
I was more after taking her body so we can have our favourite little friend SCIENCE it.
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>>30432475
[x]this >>30432539
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>>30432475
[X] She might be useful
Plus we can kill her if her officio won't pay ransom
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>>30432475
[x] these
>>30432532
>>30432533
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>>30432608
Something about that is poetic. Suddenly I am all in favor of Plan Ransom.
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>>30432475

"I play my game before your game."
"Sometimes they meet, sometimes they don't."
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>>30432608
>>30432622

Yes. This is beautifully poetic. Go with it.
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Risa is going to be a poor choice for weapons in the future, if we don't kill our enemies.
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>>30432550
I was very careful not to lie.

>>30432503
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>>30432475
[X] more like:

>>30432533
>>30432565
>>30432532

and not like:

>>30432530
>>30432539
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>>30432475
"We're sinking the whole thing in a little while."
Collect Freon's Soul Gem.
Frisk Freon for Kyoko's Soul Gem.
"But I got buddy to rescue first. Owe her arm and leg."
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>>30432590

I don't think Misaka is into that kind of stuff.

We can strip her of her armor and keep her arms though. Imagine the incident report that the 16th Warmaster will have to read on this shit.

>Ray was diced into 1,000 pieces.
>Item of interest stolen
>Freon striped naked of her arms and armor(literally)
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>>30432608
I support ransom. Put the body in our shield.
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>>30432640
That was more of the point, I wanted the body so we could take the armour. But it'd waste too much time to strip her of the armour, so just take the whole body and deal with it later.
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>>30432644
I may be mistaken but I don't think the shield can actually contain organic material?
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>>30432475
>[x] Tell Risa that Freon is just chum in the water or some other bullshit because we're a wishy washy dildo with a bad case of the can't finish a single kill
>[x] Steal her armour
>[x] Also steal her arms
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>>30432608
I like ransoming.
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>>30432669
It can. How else would Homura have gotten a million Sayaka's to beat Walpurgis?
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>>30432669
She's technically (un)dead. All MGs are.
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>>30432669
I don't see whats wrong with organic material? I could buy something thats alive, but Freon is her soul gem, not her body, so its not a big deal.

We get both the ransom bonus and the armor for study. The irony might also please Risa so we don't piss her off.
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>>30432622
For OUR interrogation, make glass copies of her soul gem and have them on a table behind us with Kyoko nearby holding a hammer.

Tell her we're playing 'soul gem roulette' if she doesn't answer our questions. Or if she talks back. Or if we feel like it really.

None of the soulgems on the table are the real one. We keep that hidden. Because who would be so stupid as to wave a prisoners soul gem around during interrogation? What if they get loose and grab it?
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What if one of the MIGs had a dude asleep in it and now he's a skeleton?
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>>30432475

"Risa, some people need to survive or at least witness The Murderface Experience."
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>>30432698
You I like.
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We need to leave one of our Blue Roses on her body.

Please.
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>>30432700
The Murderface Experience hasn't been a thing for over a hundred threads.
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>>30432699
>I'm sure /tg/ will deploy MIGs at any moment.jpg
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>>30432608

Adding even more insult to injury? I love it. I'm voting for this.

>>30432698
>For OUR interrogation, make glass copies of her soul gem and have them on a table behind us with Kyoko nearby holding a hammer.Tell her we're playing 'soul gem roulette' if she doesn't answer our questions. Or if she talks back. Or if we feel like it really.None of the soulgems on the table are the real one. We keep that hidden. Because who would be so stupid as to wave a prisoners soul gem around during interrogation? What if they get loose and grab it?

You, sir, are a rat bastard. That's brilliant!
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>>30432698
You, you sir I like. That is fucking sadistic and I love it.
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>>30432698
I want to do this
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>>30432698
I might have the wrong impression, but I think you might have to have the Soul Gem in proximity to keep them wakey-wakey.

Keeping it in plain sight and reach of the prisoner, though? What an amateur mistake. Freon is entirely responsible for us getting loose.
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>>30432699
2spooky4me
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>>30432747
You can keep a Soul Gem a fair distance away from a Magical Girl and they'll still be active. Keep the real one outside the room and it should be fine.
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>>30432475

"I'll kill her later"

Perhaps throw a comment about how she's rather 'armless now, as that would no doubt amuse Risa. But Kyoko comes first. Locate her soul gem then go check on her.
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>>30432747
Well, that, a psychotic spirit in some Golden Weaponry, and our lack of willingness to just lay down and fucking die appropriately.
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>>30432699
Nah he's not dead, it's just that the pilot was posessed and was wichs familiar so Chiaki Matsuda shot the pilot in the head and flew off thinking "my mami is in trouble there" and went faster
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>>30432608
>ransom
10 million USD and all the Golden Weapons in XVI's posession?
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>>30432475
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>>30432694
The soul gem is fine. We've done that before.
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>>30432771
Or their suits of power armoir and the information on the tick
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>>30432771
You mean like the one that Sayaka sabotaged not realizing it was a golden weapon?
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>>30432784
Cat Cat Cat
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>>30432798
>implying we're not going to kill every single other officio member on the rig, and send their suits back to the sixteenth along with the armless Freon.
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>>30432789
We have? Then physical body is certainly going to be fine.

>>30432771
Doubt they have any golden weapons at all, or Freon would have known more. But the money would be good. Remember, if we get enough, QB will build a moonbase of our own.
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>>30432784
Speaking of which - what are your three sizes?
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>>30432844
flat flat flat
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>>30432844
Secret, redacted, and not telling
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>>30432835
Fuck the moon, we'll build a base on Mars. With a bar. And poker tables.
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>>30432844
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>>30432835
Back at the concert.

On the other hand, so far as I know we've never pulled anything organic out of the shield (unless you want to start getting esoteric and claiming stuff like gun-oil or petrol counts)
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>>30432803

Even if that is a joke we should try painting a golden weapon black or something so it just looks like some regular thing. Might throw people off in the future.
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>>30432871
Nice photoshop.
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>>30432835

A few of us are paranoid enough to think that when decu writes "gold painted lettering" he actually means that the item itself(in this case a helicopter that Sayaka fucked up earlier) is actually gold but painted a different color.

I do seriously think the 13th Iowa Class Battleship is a golden weapon though.
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>>30432871
Super Soneco?!
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>>30432899
I love that joke. Portmanteau. Thing.
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>>30432874
I would be concerned if it was a human, but the MGs are just zombies. Even if the body is destroyed, we still have the soul gem which is ultimately whats important.

Besides, atleast we would know then. She is from an officio that focuses on research and such right? I am sure she would not mind aiding us in our experiment to see what happens to bodies stuffed into the shield. Its for SCIENCE!
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>>30432874

We have a bouquet of roses in our shield that decu has said are still fresh.

So the shield is pretty fucking good at preserving anything, organic or otherwise.
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>>30432914
No, that's the 13th that's mad scientists. I don't know where 16 is from.

But do it anyway, why not.
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>>30432939
Ah right. I confused them because 16th has high-tech equipment.

Still, Freon was all focused on researching the golden weapons so she personally is obviously a fan of science.
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>>30432965

I think she's just an idiot. Good thing we beat some sense into her.
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>>30432933
fair 'nuff. Sound reasonably conclusive.
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>>30432965
>researching
she's using research as a synonym for "get someone else to turn them into a weapon for me"
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16th are the australians, iirc. Decu posted on how they specialised in hunting monsters and MGs, and were well-liked by the population in general.
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>>30432939
I'll do you one better and suggest sending in an expedition team to map the shield and its inventory.

>Day 94 : Despite heavy losses, we have successfully scaled Panty Mountain. Considering this realm has no sunlight, it was probably not worth the effort. The hand has yet to pull us out or drop in supplies.

>Day 115 : We had to eat Cornelia's arm. It tasted like marshmallows. Cornelia was not pleased.

>Day 149 : Today we found some whiskey. Praise be to the Blessed Lady.

>Day 174 : Discovered half a dozen MIGs set up for deployment at any moment. With these we may be able to get out.
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>>30433091
Sixth! The Australians are the Sixth!
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>>30433091
Clearly, Freon is accustomed to extended overseas deployments.
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>>30433091

You have mistaken the 16th for the 6th.
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>>30433091
Australians are 6th, not 16th.
http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Officio_Assassinorum
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>>30433117
>>30433122
>>30433127
>>30433130


Whooops. I stand corrected.
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>>30433097
Is this the SCP project
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>>30432885

>Paint golden eagle black
>Moemura manifests, dripping with tar and close to tears.

"Why, Chiaki? Why?"
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>>30433176
>implying the shield or golden weapons would not be deleted right away
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>>30433182
>to match the darkness of my soul
[edge increases]
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>>30433097
>an expedition team to map the shield and its inventory.
Given that the hammerspace is quite possibly where Pinky lives when we're not using time-stop, the expedition won't live for very long.
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>>30433182
"Because I can."
And then Chiki licks her tears.
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>>30433202
Chiaki's soul is already edgy. Literally. I wouldn't want to hold the fuckin thing without some leather work gloves.
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>>30433204
>send in explorers
>3 hours later get bloodstained note back in really girly handwriting
>please send more snacks
>love faust
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>>30433182
Let's dunk the Deagle in whiskey and then lick it
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>>30433218
we need to go edgier
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>>30433226
We need to do this.
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>>30433226
>THANK YOU FOR THE TURKEY
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>>30433226
>that image
Fuck, I forget what manga that's based on but I know I used to read it and I've been meaning to pick it up again.
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>>30433318

It's based on a panel from Sengoku Youko
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>>30432532 >>30432533 >>30432528 >>30432525 >>30432570

This time it's not about the points, you murmur as you tug the chainaxes free from the floor where you'd planted them. It's about making A point. And it'll be for naught making it if you killed the one you went through all this trouble making the point to.

+ I get that, but...+ Risa seems to be quite disappointed with you, here. + It's two thousand points! Kharn'd be salivating for a point bounty less than half of that, ya know! +

You finally turn here to glare at Risa. You're sick of telling people you're not Kharn - do you have to repeat yourself to HER, too?

+ Of course you're not Kharn, anyone can see that, + The wolf-eared girl scoffs here. + Not tall enough, not choppy enough, not well-endowed enough, not FUN enough...I could go on forever if you like. But I'm not doin' it just to make you feel bad, ya know. I'm just sayin' that SHE would've jumped at the opportunity! +

Of course she would. But Kharn never really turned down a fight, no matter who it was. Knowing her, it was less about the points and more about...well, just jumping at the chance for any action, really. She was hungry like that.

You don't tell Risa this, though. Instead, you tell her that you're simply going about this the smart way: by leaving someone alive to talk about you, letting other people with potentially higher point counts know about what you just did.

Risa blinks at you, her bony jaw working up and down in silence, before finally speaking a few moments later. Realization dawning upon her. + O-oh! This is...that thing with fishing! Letting the small fry go to get the bigger ones later! Right?! +

Whatever does it for her, you say, wiping your bloodied face with your sleeve.

+ Oh, then that's okay then! + The usual cheer returns to the wolf-eared ghost's face. + I can totally get behind that, no problem! +

Well. You're glad you cleared that up.

[1/2]
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>>30433362

+ I'm glad so too! Good talk! + Risa gives your shoulder a comradely slap. + Now let's go get your friend next door, I think she'll be wonderin' what the hell's going on here! +

You do just that - but not before frisking Freon's armless, unconscious corpse, checking to see if she had Kyoko's Soul Gem on her person. You breathe a sigh of relief as you find the crimson jewel, stored in an inner compartment in the girl's armor.

Storing it and the chainaxes in your proper Inventory once you step out of your own Silent Room - your Shield manifesting in its rightful place on your left arm - you make a beeline for Kyoko's Silent Room next door, taking care not to get spotted by anyone. You were expecting some sort of alarm to sound once you've all but knocked Freon unconscious, but it seems no one knows what you did just yet. That suits you just fine.

You step into Kyoko's Silent Room - switching off the dampening mechanism yourself as you step in - and you barely avoid getting impaled by the biggest and arguably the sharpest spear you've ever seen, the blade crimson and triangular and blazing with fire.

"YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!" You hear Kyoko screech from the far side of the room, and it's here that you spot her propped up against the wall, a spear manifested in her hands and extended ALL THE FUCKING WAY to the entrance. "I'LL TEACH YOU SIXTEENTH BITCHES TO TURN ME INTO A FUCKING GIMP!"

How do you react?

[]It's me, Kyoko. No need to set me on fire.
[]...You managed to pull that off two seconds after I turned the Silent Room off?
[]Other.
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>>30433362
This is the point at which we heft the chainaxes onto our shoulder and saunter off singing "it's off to work we go".
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>>30433388
>[]It's me, Kyoko. No need to set me on fire.
>[]...You managed to pull that off two seconds after I turned the Silent Room off?
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>>30433388
>[X]...You managed to pull that off two seconds after I turned the Silent Room off? I'm impressed
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>>30433388
>[x]It's me, Kyoko. No need to set me on fire.
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>>30433388
>[x]Ask where the sixteenth girls touched her
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>>30433388
[x] Other

"Shit, and here I thought you were going to need my help."
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>>30433388
>[x]It's me, Kyoko. No need to set me on fire.
>[x] "Good to see you're still kicking."
>[x] "Let's get out of here before Sayaka turns into a fish or something."
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>>30433388
>[]Other.
Throw one of Freon's arms at her and deadpan the line about giving her a hand
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>>30433388
[X] No friendly fire allowed, Kyoko. Let's go.
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>>30433443
I am so down with this.
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>>30433388
[X]It's me, Kyoko. No need to set me on fire.

Also, THIS: >>30433443

Aww, no armor. Ohwell.
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>Lying to Risa like this
We're never going to get more points unless they decide that the best way to defeat us is to slam their soul gems against the revved up blades of the chainaxes.
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>>30433443
or maybe both of them.

There's a nice symettery in the number of limbs lost on both sides right about now.
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>>30433443
Okay, this.
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>>30433443
[x]This.
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>>30433388
I can get behind this option:

>>30433443
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>>30433388
This
>>30433443
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>>30433388
[X]It's me, Kyoko. No need to set me on fire. Wait you managed to pull that off two seconds after I turned the Silent Room off? Nice
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>>30433457
Are you saying we've gone soft
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>>30433425
>>[x] "Good to see you're still kicking."
When one arm does not clap, can one leg kick?
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>>30433443

>"I suppose you losing your limbs was kind of my fault, so I get you a new arm."
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>>30433388
>>30433443
[X]Yes. All of my yes.
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>>30433388
[x] Hey, I hear gimps are all the rage in certain circles. Gotta look on the bright side!
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>>30433388
>[x]...You managed to pull that off two seconds after I turned the Silent Room off?
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>>30433480
Softer than Midori's ass.
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>>30433480
Softer than the softest sofa at soft sofa store.
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>>30433388
[X] I can get with this. >>30433443
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>>30433388
This option:
>>30433443
"It doesn't look like you need it, but I thought I'd offer it anyways'.
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>>30433491
Ya betcha!
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>>30433457

I'm not so certain we give much of a shit about Risa or her points. She is just pinch hitting while Yuu is out of commission.
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>>30433527
We promised. We're trying to keep those nowadays. Failure to do so ends in BAD THINGS happening.
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>>30433527
We probably should
Aside from keeping her on side I get the feeling this is a loyalty mission thing, at tue very end our actions will be tallied up and the souls in our weapons either decide to fight for us or whichever BBEG we go after either Pinky or The Ascended one
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>>30433388
>Other
"Damnit Kyoko! Are you trying to alert the rest of the platform that I'm springing you? Now stop trying to stable your /War Master/ who so graciously retrieved your soul gem for you and get ready for transport."
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>>30433527
You mean we aren't going for a full Golden Harem?
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>>30433525
>A pair of socks

What?
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>>30433560

she wait with washing them until she has worn both.
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>>30433560
I don't think you can buy single socks.
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>>30433525
Man that leg is all kinds of infected.
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>>30433556
Yuu is not for hareming. Yuu is a good girl.
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>>30433388
Now, Kyouko. What would Sayaka say if she knew you were trying to penetrate me?
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>>30433575
And they get separated after running them through the wash. There isn't a point to pairing them back up like that when you can only wear one at a time.
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>>30433578
It's keloid scarring. They are "patterned" like that.
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>>30433551
>>30433552
>>30433556

If we can all agree to use Yuu and Risa at the same time, or just more than a single weapon at a time in general. I'm fine with the idea. Otherwise, no, it probably won't happen. People like Yuu too much to just leave her while we dick around trying to appease Risa.

I think it would be badass to hold the golden axes in Yuu massive fists.
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>>30433388
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>>30433556
Yuu is imouto material, anon. Not harem.
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>>30433623
I still want to dual wield Muramasa and the Deagle
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>>30433612
>What is a prosthetic
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>>30433639

That too, but people seem afraid of having more than a single GW at a time. Or they don't get the idea to VOTE to try and use two at the same time.
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>>30433636
Are you saying our imouto can't be in our harem?
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>>30433623
This was discussed before, since You gets along with almost all the other GW souls it seems that is a fair enough idea

Any given what we have seen we won't just he able to constantly use one or two weapons, Yuu has been out of commission for a while now and that was from what wasnt even that big a fight so we will need to use other weapons sometimes
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>>30433667
Yes
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>>30433642
>Washing the sock worn on the prosthetic with the same frequency as the one on the flesh foot
There is no reason to. Prosthetic sock wouldn't get dirty nearly as fast.
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>>30433642
Poor man's cyberlimb.
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>>30433671
>You
>he
i know this is bait. it has to be. but goddammit i can't just let it slide
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>>30433607
Yes, this too.
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>>30433388
By the way, how badly are we bleeding out from those bullets?
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>>30433709
Not fast enough to save the rest of the sixteenth
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>>30433695
Actually it is autocorrect, I am on my phone and it hates me because it never likes keeping it turned off
Yuu is too cute to be a boy anyway
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>>30433742
>Yuu is too cute to be a boy anyway

Prove it.

And your phone turns 'she' into 'he?' Your phone needs to check it's fucking privileged.
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>>30433742
>Yuu is too cute to be a boy anyway
>too cute to be a boy
There is no such thing.
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>>30433742
Ah, my apologies, here, have a wallpaper
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>>30433443
>>[]Other.Throw one of Freon's arms at her and deadpan the line about giving her a hand

We should just turn this into a running gag. Store an extra limb or two (whether real or mannequin) in our shield and then just take them out and use them as props.

Kharn kept skulls? We'll keep limbs. So that the next time we meet an enemy, we can punch them in the face with their own arm, or kick them in the ass with their own foot.

>>30433709
>By the way, how badly are we bleeding out from those bullets?

They didn't even hit anything important. And anyway, Chiaki has plenty more blood left I'm sure.

http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/4p41/
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>>30433786
Actually it turns ve into he instead of be
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>>30433742
>Yuu is too cute to be a boy anyway
Why do you lie like this?
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>>30433742
>Yuu is too cute to be a boy
Anon, the cutest girls are always boys.
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>>30433832
>Actually it turns ve into he instead of be

The fuck? Are you not trying to speak in English or does your phone REALLY hate you that much.
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>>30433873
Not sure if this is shopped or not. Knowing fucking birds I give it 40/60 odds.
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>>30433873
My phone despises me
It is over ten years old, has had almost every part replaced and turns itself off if I don't hold it a certain way

I am just too poor right now to justify spending what little spare dosh I get on a new one
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>>30433889

Birds can twist their heads all over the place. Makes for some fun reaction images.

This is a cartoon bird looking confused though, not a real one.
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>>30433914

I feel bad for your phone. You are a monster.
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>>30433968
Says the guy who would've thrown it away by now.
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>>30433985
>putting your grandfather to rest is the same as throwing him away.

I wonder how many corpses are laying around your house.
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Reworking this a bit.

I'm seriously starting to think that Chiaki wouldn't be able to carry her when untransformed (even if she technically already has)
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>>30434042
Chiaki isn't as weak as she looks.

And I don't think that anyone ever claimed she was graceful while she did it.
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>>30434042
It's no good to be jealous, Hat-chan!
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>>30434042
Come on, Chiaki's arms aren't THAT noodley.
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>>30434042

Chiaki's not the strongest but she's definitely not noodley!
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>>30434072
oh, they are.

Or at least, they look like they should be.

but, obviously not as noodly as they look.
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>>30434062
>>30434078
Only in comparison to Kyoko and Sallaka.
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>>30434042
What will Chiaki even do with all that tits and ass
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>>30434112
motorboat, obviously.

How is that even a question?
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>>30433677
Get a load of this heretic.

But yeah, Yuu is good girl material, not romantic material. Unless she wants it.
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>>30432068
so deculture is a wendy fag?
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>>30434151
I think it has more to do with the fact that Wendy is the best girl.
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>>30434091
Makes sense for the ranged support to not be as HUGE as the tanks/melee DPS.
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Siberia Chiaki was best Chiaki.

What is it about that frozen hellhole that makes characters get bitchin jackets?
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>>30434172
Sorry Wendy but Midori has a better chest
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>>30434191

Didn't Kyobro get us that Jacket?
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>>30433825
This. This needs to become our thing if we're going to get into this whole melee fighting business.
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>>30434177
However, it also makes sense that someone who often needs to use and move heavy support weapons might be surprisingly strong... though probably nowhere near as pronounced as someone who trains with melee weapons day in day out.

...and now I'm imagining Chiaki deploying Midori's hugs as a tactical weapon.
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>>30434172

I like Wendy but I like Midori more.
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>>30434191
>What is it about that frozen hellhole that makes characters get bitchin jackets?
Not freezing to death?
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>>30434204
I dunno. But she definately got us a bomber jacket. I wonder if it survived the apartment move?
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>>30434206

We should stay creative. The Murderface Experience is all about surprises.
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>>30434172
I can't stop staring.
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>>30434172
Thats not Mami.
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>>30434226
The Murderface Experience is history.
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>>30434240

Tell that to Freon.
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>>30433443

You blink at the burning spear, and then back at Kyoko, who seems to finally realize just who she tried to skewer. "O-oh, shit, is that you, Murderface? Aw, jeez, I thought you'd be one of those armored bitches come to gloat again, and--wait, where are you goin'? HEY! MURDERFACE!"

It only takes you a moment to go back to your own Silent Room, take one of Freon's severed arms, go back to Kyoko's - and then toss it from your end of the room to hers. The armored limb flopping onto her lap like a big, dead fish.

Kyoko blinks her one good eye at the arm, and then at you. The both of you staring at each other in silence.

"..."

"..."

"...Okay. Don't say it." The red-haired Eversor grunts as she retracts her spear, the chain-linked implement disappearing in a puff of crimson flame, before pushing the severed arm off of her lap. "I get it. Yeah. Really funny."

You didn't even get to say it, though, you murmur finally as you move towards her. Seeking to help her up onto her one good leg, her one good arm wrapped around your neck.

"Nah, I get it. Don't worry." Kyoko finally grins as you get her up. "Pretty good, though. I'll have to get back at you for that." She squeezes your shoulder, here. "Where's...where's Sayaka-chan? Is she okay? They didn't get her or anything, did they? I talked to her earlier, and--"

It's here that the both of you hear something roar. Something from across the other Shell. Something big enough to project sound sufficiently loud to make even a Silent Room's walls vibrate, and big enough for its footsteps to make the floor of the super-stable Big Shell tremble.

"...The fuck was that?" Kyoko says for the both of you. You have no answer, other than to help her limp out of the Silent Room. The moment you do so, of course, is when the sirens start to scream - deafening, wailing ullulations that, despite their volume, are still overwhelmed by yet another earth-shaking, ungodly roar.

[1/2]
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>>30434227
It's the checkered pattern on the pantsu.
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>>30434250
Exactly. She's still alive; point proven.
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>>30434250
Nah, that's the brand-new ride, the Chiaki Experience. It's suspiciously similar to the Murderface Experience.
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>>30434261
Only if we don't make good on our promise to execute all the rest of the sixteenth.
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>>30434208
Midori has two big reasons her hugs work. Reasons Chiaki lacks.

>>30434197
It's not the chest, it's the girl they're attached to. Also, for some of us, Wendy's size is more our speed.

Not like it matters anyways. Chiaki is an ass girl, and it's known Wendy's is great.
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>>30434259
Think that's how she trims herself?
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>>30434253

The both of you look up - and finally see it.

"...What the fuck is Sayaka-chan fighting? Is that...?"

You have no idea. Some...some sort of giant robot monster? You're not too sure.

Definitely something from the XVI, though. You can easily see the insignia, even from here.

"...W-well, whatever it is, we gotta help her!" Kyoko tugs at your costume with her one remaining hand. "That thing's gonna eat her, or something!"

What? Is she serious? Look at Sayaka, she's having the time of her life--

"Let's go, Murderface! GO!" It's here that Kyoko latches onto your back, one arm around your neck, her leg around your waist. "GO!"

...Alright, you'll go, but you're both going to look ridiculous with her hanging on your back like some kinda monkey.

"I DON'T CARE! GO! WE HAVE TO SAVE SAYAKA-CHAN!"

Alright, alright. Sheesh.

You make to move, heading directly for one of the Shell-to-Shell bridges - when a gunshot from behind you makes you stop in your tracks.

You turn around, and see another armored Magical Girl pointing what looks like a suppressed M-416 rifle at you and Kyoko.

"I don't know how the two of you got past Freon," She barks from her helmet's vox-speakers, "But you're not getting past me."

"Or me." Another voice growls, from behind you again - and turn to see the bitch who knocked you out with her taser tear her helmet off. Revealing a brown-haired with pure hate contorting her features. "I am going to SKULLFUCK the both of you after I smash both your Soul Gems into fucking NOTHING." She seethes, clearly beside herself with rage.

"How's Freon, Two-Hands?" The first girl asks, keeping her rifle trained at you.

[2/3]
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>>30434283
We won't though.
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>>30434236
>pubic hair
Excuse me while I copiously vomit.
(Where the hell is my vomiting Wendy image?)
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>>30434291
Freon, Two-Hands?

>Armless lel
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>>30434291

"Alive, but unconscious. Purple bitch here cut her arms off and beat her with 'em." The one called Two-Hands spits at your direction. "I don't know how you fucking did that, but the Sixteenth always makes sure we get ours."

"We're supposed to capture them--"

"FUCK CAPTURING! WE'RE KILLIN' 'EM! RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!" Two-Hands is all but frothing from the mouth, now, drawing both her pistols in a sharp pull of steel. "SOP CAN SHOVE IT UP ITS FUCKING ASS!"

How do you react?

[]Draw both Gorefather and Gorechild. Looks like you need to give more warnings.
[]Stop time, get to Sayaka. You don't have time for these idiots.
[]Other.
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>>30434291
>How's Freon, Two-Hands?
I disarmed her.

Pick which one of you gets to live to take her back to your officio.
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>>30434308
[X]Stop time, get to Sayaka. You don't have time for these idiots.
Trump card time.
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>>30434015
It's not dead so it does not get buried.
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>>30434308
>[x]Draw both Gorefather and Gorechild. Looks like you need kill two idiots.
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>>30434308
>[x]Draw both Gorefather and Gorechild. Looks like you need to give more warnings.

I'm going to keep voting murderhobo until it works goddamn
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>>30434308
>[x]Stop time, get to Sayaka. You don't have time for these idiots.
Let's use up some goodwill
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>>30434308
[X]Draw both Gorefather and Gorechild. Looks like you need to give more warnings.

With Kyoko draped over us, she'll get dragged into timestop with us. Even if it's Kyoko, the last time we dragged somebody into timestop was... Bad. Really bad.
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>>30434308
>[x]Stop time, get to Sayaka. You don't have time for these idiots.
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>>30434308
>[x]Stop time, get to Sayaka. You don't have time for these idiots.
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>>30434308
[x]Time stop and cut their limbs off too.

We don't need them coming after us and we don't need to take the risk of fighting them.
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>>30434308
Stop time, gib them all.
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>>30434308
[X]Stop time, get to Sayaka. You don't have time for these idiots.

we should probably disable that rifle first though.
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>>30434308
>[x]Other: "And after the courtesy of not killing Freon?"
Then
>[x]Stop time, get to Sayaka. You don't have time for these idiots.
Maybe a little mild dismemberment en route would be called for.
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>>30434308

[X]Draw both Gorefather and Gorechild. Looks like you need to give more warnings.
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>>30434308
>[x]Stop time, get to Sayaka. You don't have time for these idiots.
These guys are dumb. Better to consolidate our forces. Kyouko's taken time trips with us before. Should be fine. Pinky liked her, so she won't eat her soul.
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>>30434308
>[X]Draw both Gorefather and Gorechild. Looks like you need to give more warnings.

Time stop would be smarter, but Kyoko is holding on to us, and Pinky said she would be pissed if we brought others into the timestop.

If we go timestop, odds are Kyoko is going to die, so combat is really the only realistic option here.
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>>30434308
[x]Other.
Stop time, aim a gun and shoot both of them in the head / soul gems, and THEN get to Sayaka.

This way they won't interrupt later happenings and we get to Sayaka
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>>30434323
>until it stops working
fix'd
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>>30434308
>>[X]Draw both Gorefather and Gorechild. Looks like you need to give more warnings.
They'll come back to bite us when we're trying to escape if we let them go, and Sayaka's doing just fine against Ray.

For the record, we are collecting their soul gems as we take them down, right?
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>>30434329
Wasn't Pinky cool with Kyouko?
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>>30434308
>[X] Draw both Gorefather and Gorechild. Looks like you need to give more warnings.

Stopping time and going to get Sayaka is good and all, except that might leave Kyoko up shit creek, wouldn't it?
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>>30434308
>"FUCK CAPTURING! WE'RE KILLIN' 'EM! RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!" Two-Hands is all but frothing from the mouth, now, drawing both her pistols in a sharp pull of steel. "SOP CAN SHOVE IT UP ITS FUCKING ASS!"
>[Revy intensifies]

>[x]Stop time, get to Sayaka. You don't have time for these idiots.
Priorities.
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>>30434355
Do you think Kyoko will react well to seeing Pinky?
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>>30434308
>[x]Draw both Gorefather and Gorechild. Looks like you need to give more warnings.
TIME STOP = BRINGING SOMEONE INTO PINKY'S MAGICAL REALM.

BRING KYOKO INTO PINKY'S MAGICAL REALM
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>>30434291
>>30434308

Hang on a sec. Kyoko is riding Chiakis back right now, correct?
And she has spear.

[x]Other
[x]HAHA! TIME FOR CRIPPLEJOUSTING!
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>>30434354
>For the record, we are collecting their soul gems as we take them down, right?
I'm inclined to annhilating them myself.
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>>30434308
>>[X]Draw both Gorefather and Gorechild. Looks like you need to give more warnings.

Much as it would be best to get out of this fight, I don't think bringing anyone into the timestop with us is a good idea. Guess we should get Risa those points she wants, instead.
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>>30434308
>[x]Draw both Gorefather and Gorechild. Looks like you need to give more warnings.

>>30434355
No.
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>>30434308
[X]Other.
Set down Kyouko, stop time, cut of all of their limbs, resume time, retrieve Kyouko, go to Sayaka
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>>30434308
[X] Other.
"I only disarmed her. I don't have time to make you harmless."

[X]Stop time, get to Sayaka. You don't have time for these idiots.
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>>30434355
Pinky remembers Kyoko from her mortal life. Theres a big leap from there to being ok with being brought to something Pinky considers private with her "Homura". Is it really worth the risk that Pinky will kill Kyoko? Especially since Sayaka has not even summoned Pete yet, implying she is doing fine so far.
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>>30434308
>[x]Draw both Gorefather and Gorechild. Looks like you need to give more warnings.
Oh look. It's the result of our baiting.
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>>30434308
[x]Other.
[x]Draw both Gorefather and Gorechild
>Hey Kyouko, I hope you're up for mounted combat
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>>30434308
This is. a bad idea but
[X] stop time
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>>30434308
>[x]Draw both Gorefather and Gorechild. Looks like you need to give more warnings.
Time to get the points that our earlier bait provided.
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>>30434308
>[x]Draw both Gorefather and Gorechild. Looks like you need to give more warnings.

or

>[x]Put Kyoko down, timestop, kill them.
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>>30434308
[X]Draw both Gorefather and Gorechild. Looks like you need to give more warnings.
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>>30434371

I would love to, but we would be riddled with bullets in half a second. We can do it vs the Ray.
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>>30434308
[X]Stop time, get to Sayaka. You don't have time for these idiots.
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>>30433678
but you would eventually wash them together.
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>>30434374
Thats because you are a 16 yer old edgetart and shouldnt browse 4chan.

>>30434354
>For the record, we are collecting their soul gems as we take them down, right?

No, we are leaving them where they are. They are out of the combat and will be out of the combat until we are long gone from this platform.
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>>30434308
With Kyouko on our back it's
[x] Cripple jousting time.
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>>30434308
[x]Draw both Gorefather and Gorechild. Looks like you need to give more warnings.
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>>30434374
This is a combat op.

Securing the soul gems is not a priority because there's basically nothing to be learned from interrogation.

>>30434394
No, these guys are minnows.

BUT in a real sense we need to kill them... not for the points, because they're worth virtually nothing. But to absolutely fuck with Freon, she needs to be damn near the only survivor of this little party.
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>>30434308

[x] Other. Sic Tiny Pete on them.
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>>30434308
[x]Draw both Gorefather and Gorechild. Looks like you need to give more warnings.
The best way to help Sallaka anyway.
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>>30434308
[x]Draw both Gorefather and Gorechild. Kill them.
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>>30434308
>[X]Draw both Gorefather and Gorechild. Looks like you need to give more warnings.
we should have used a box to get away safely
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>>30434427
>Thats because you are a 16 yer old edgetart and shouldnt browse 4chan.
No, it's because >>30434437

>>30434445
we gave Sayaka Pete's transponder.
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[x]Stop time, leaving Kyoko out of it, and kill the 2 idiots.
Or if you must be watch wearing dildoes, at the very least dismember them so they can't attack us later.
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>>30434445
Tiny Pete is with Sayaka.
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>[x] Stop time, get to Sayaka. You don't have time for these idiots.

Let's see if it works
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>>30434421
WE JUST HAVE TO GO AT SANIC SPEED, ANON! BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN GO FAST!
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>>30434427
That would be stupid. Some of them might have super-regeneration like Sayaka does. Or other means of fighting even without arms. If we don't want prisoners, better to take the soulgems and then drop them over 100m from their bodies to make SURE they won't be a threat.
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>>30434445
Sallaka has the summoning device.
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>>30434308
>[x]Draw both Gorefather and Gorechild. Looks like you need to give more warnings.
Please tell me this is the "cut them into little pieces" option and not the "yell threats at them" option.
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>>30434463
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>>30434437
There is always something to be learned from interrogation, and there is always ransom.

When sublethal options are available and safe, the best answer is only very rarely "kill".
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>>30434318

If you need to shock it into life and hold it together for it to stay conscious, you need to call time of death. I think we just have differing opinions on hospice.

I still think you're a monster though.
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>>30434308
[x] timestop and kill them and then get to Sayaka.

If that doesn't win the vote, then [x] kill with axes
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>>30434472
I think it is the black knight treatment at least

I just realized, we should have picked Freon up
We have Emi and we just left Rin behind in the silent room
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>>30434308
Murder time (or just sever mutilation )
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>>30434452
>WELL WE SHOULD KILL THEM JUST BECAUSE WE CAN
>Not edgy

Uh-huh. I can only hope that some day you will grow up.
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We should totally ride the chainaxes as mentioned in a previous thread... with Kyouko riding piggyback.
CRIPPLE JOUSTING Mk II
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>>30434308
[x]this >>30434453
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>>30434486
So you are against live-saving measures? If a 40-year old has a heart-attack you'd let them die?

I question your assessment of who here is the monster.
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>>30434308
>[x] Kill them. Timestop or axes to do it, whatever.
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>>30434308
>[x]Draw both Gorefather and Gorechild. Looks like you need to give more warnings.
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>>30434497
>WELL WE SHOULD KILL THEM JUST BECAUSE WE CAN
No, we should kill them because then Freon is the only one left alive.

Otherwise she's just that bitch we cut the arms off, and that's NO GOOD.
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>>30434308
[X] stop time. Kill them both. Go to Sayaka
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>>30434308
timestop would bring in kyoko? do we really want her to meet pinky?

[x] timestop
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>>30434308
Too slow, cat!
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>>30434540
So your entire reasoning for killing them is to spite Freon? How mature.

>>30434564
>>30434567
Hehe.
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>>30434567
No, it's you who is too slow.
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>>30434564
>>30434567
Snrk.
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>>30434567
You fucked up.
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>>30434567
Fail.
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>>30434564
>>30434567
Boy is my face red.
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>>30434476

... The power of Warbros, Wia, and Loki are starting to compel me. We do have two axes, so speed shouldn't be a problem.

I don't think Chiaki knows how to Zorencopter though.
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>>30434576
>So your entire reasoning for killing them is to spite Freon? How mature.
Because Freon lives, they must die.

It's a Transformers War for Cybertron reference. To get an achievement (Your Lucky Day), you have to execute all the prisoners... except one.
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>>30434576
We should kill them because they are trying to kill us, and we have nothing to gain by keeping them alive.

The goodwill we'll get from letting Risa collect the points off them is probably a lot more gratitude than we'd ever get from the 16th for letting them live.
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>>30434308


[x]Stop time, get to Sayaka. You don't have time for these idiots.

If I recall, Pinky did say we have a free time stop or two this time.
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>>30434601
We don't need to. Kyobro can back us up.

These guys are totally outgunned and they don't even know it.
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>>30434622
>G-g-guys, it's a v-video game reference!

Just stop.
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>>30434620
I blame difficulties with catcha.
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>>30434620
Oh no, you just didn't.
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>>30434576
To be fair, they have made it very clear they intend to not just kill us, but also destroy our soulgems.

I think at this point killing them is more than justified, and is not some "edgy" thing but a clearcut case of choosing between their lives and Chiakis.

Its one thing to leave Freon alive once she was harmless. Its another to not go full out against multiple people who have made it clear they intend our utter annihilation while Sayaka is in danger, just so we don't accidentally kill one of them. That would be sheer stupidity.

Especially since killing them won't actually result in permanent destruction.
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>>30434656
Shan't, and you can't make me.

If you can't appreciate classy murdervillainy that's your own mental defect.
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>>30434656
Being an edgetard is still better than being a dildo.

They're enemy combatants who are planning to kill us. Why go easy?
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wait a sec, wouldn't timestop bring Kyoko into it?
Didn't Pinky say she will lose her shit if we bring anyone into the timestop?

FFFFFfffff
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>>30434697
Because he's the lawful good stick up Chiaki's ass.
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>>30434670
So, basically, whatever gets rid of them the fastest so we can get to Sayaka.
Or we can get to Sayaka now, then get rid of them.
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>>30434708
Yes. People said that 15 minutes ago.

People still voted for the timestop.
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>>30434670
Only one of them wants to kill us.
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>>30434622
I remain unconvinced.

>>30434629
Au contraire, we have everything to gain from letting them live.

Those known as barbarians are treated as barbarians. An Officio known for murderous treatment of rival magical girls will find little mercy from others. An Officio which extends the professional courtesy of simply capturing any opposing magical girls will likely be extended the same courtesy when its own agents are defeated.

Plus, ransom money and intel. Risa can get her points in situations where killing is unavoidable or preferable.

>>30434670
It's not choosing between their lives and Chiaki's (at least if the timestop won). We possess the upper hand. Besides, given the small size of soul gems as targets, it's rather difficult to truly kill a magical girl without first incapacitating her.

If it were difficult to subdue without killing, and we were at risk, then I would approve of going for the kill.
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>>30434723
People sure are dumb, aren't they?
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>>30434697
I'm not saying don't kill them, I'm just calling that guy a faggot for trying to bring shitty vidya references into it.
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>>30434733
>An Officio known for murderous treatment of rival magical girls will find little mercy from others.
someone wanna remind this guys of what they call our Officio?
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I'm starting to think that this is too much woman for Chiaki to handle.
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>>30434752
Murderers~ Not even the Americans are the Murderers, and they live in the murder capital of the world.
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>>30434752
Reputations can change, you know.
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>>30434736
shitty Transformers references.

At least get it right, faggit.
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>>30434756
Nonsense! We'll just need to acquire a snow shovel to get her into bed.
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>>30434756
She'll do her best.
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>>30434734
It's okay, Decu will surely let us drop Kyouko here and go into timestop alone.
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>>30434763
Except it's very in character for us to live up to that reputation, since we formed it ourselves personally to gain the title Murderface.
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>>30434767
Is War for Cybertron not a video game?
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>>30434763
a reputation for severity is a valuable weapon in and of itself.

Demonstrate it occasionally and you'll very rarely be called upon to prove it.

>>30434756
I'm pretty sure she'd put in an admirable effort.
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>>30434733

You think people are going to change their opinion of Murderface and her ENTIRE officio because we ran from a single fight or let a few people live? You do understand that other characters in the setting are not privy to the same information we have as players right?
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>>30434756
And yet, she goes for that and at least two others.
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>>30434799
No, but I think watching Murderface demonstably not obliterate the soul gems in front of a live studio audience might have a few people thinking she's gone soft.

Like Freon, for example.
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>>30434697
Exactly. Its absurd how people think going all out against armed enemies loaded with guns out to KILL US is somehow "edgy".

Its not edgy. Its the sane reaction to someone trying to kill you and your friends. Sometimes I wonder if people have gotten complacent and think Deculture won't kill anyone we like no matter what, so it won't matter how we act. Maybe Sayaka or Kyoko SHOULD die here, because Chiaki (in other words, tg) does not take things seriously anymore and thinks more about PR rather than survival, so convinced that no one important will ever die. All it would take is one bullet to Kyokos soulgem.

>>30434722
I did say timestop would be the smartest thing if not for Kyoko and the very real risk the reason Sayaka is going to turn into a witch soon, is because when we come out of timestop near her, Kyoko is a dead corpse with her soulgem eaten by Pinky.

If we had been alone, going timestop and ignoring the mooks would have been smarter. But if timestop is not available, you won't show mercy to enemies who are fully armed and in full health and doing their best to kill you.

Mercy is something you show once the enemy is down and managed to survive with luck, despite you going all out. In this case its even easier, since it just means not bothering to crush their soulgems afterwards so its not like killing them would be a big deal.
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>>30434777
You are truly an idiot if you think Chiaki is even remotely like what she was a year ago.

>>30434787
Only in circumstances which do not apply here: notably, when it is combined with being unquestionably the top dog.

>>30434799
I'm not suggesting it would occur overnight, but it has to start somewhere. From the start of her appointment as Warmaster is a good place, I think.
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>>30434756

Use both hands
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>>30434841
You are retarded.
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>>30434828
There is absolutely nothing wrong with a MG which is 'soft'

if you know what I mean
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Would Chiaki be the kind of person to use a strapon on Midori?
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Not to mention killing them gets us points with both Risa AND Wendy.
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>>30434841
Dude, we show clear signs of us being Murderface somewhere inside. We almost always think of killing somebody at some point, even if they just slightly annoy us. We also tend to encourage our reputation as Murderface a lot by using the Chainaxes kinda makes us more kill-happy.
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>>30434874

I don't think Wendy points are that easy to get.
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>>30434841
>You are truly an idiot if you think Chiaki is even remotely like what she was a year ago.
and if we don't recover some of that edge, then we are all going to suffer for it.

There is a right time and a wrong time for letting the inner murderhobo roam free.

I personally believe that, in the middle of an enemy facility surrounded by highly armed, highly trained magical girls intent on killing you is NOT the wrong time.
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We aren't going to kill them because killing is wrong and we need to show the world what a good person Chiaki is becoming.

Why do you want to be Murderface? Murderface is bad. We need to not let Chiaki continue to be murderface, because this is a constant struggle. Like an addict seeking redemption, Chiaki has to stay off the murderhobo path and do good.
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>>30434841
Do you understand that these people are trying to KILL US?

Chiaki is no longer murderface yes, thats obvious. She won't kill people that are helpless our out of the fight. Just fine.

But thats not the case here. These people COULD potentially kill Kyoko with a lucky shot. You should think about immediate survival first. After they are down, its not a problem if Chiaki ignores their soulgems.

Remember that we could slice off their heads, and their incubator could just grow them new ones. So why bother holding back?
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>>30434838
If you're comparing it to reality, the problem with reality is that it is kinda hard to stop people with guns without using guns yourself, and it's kinda hard to not kill people when you use guns.

In this situation, however, a permanent kill is actually rather difficult to get, as it would usually entail deliberately smashing a soul gem. It isn't self-defense, it's a deliberate act of murder.

>>30434859
Somehow, I find your argument unconvincing.

>>30434901
There's fighting ability and then there's edgy "lol kill people when we don't have to".
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>>30434869
Hmmm, probably.
What about the other way around?
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>>30434933
2lewd
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>>30434921
... Are you stupid?

Slicing a magical girl in two isn't killing her, it's incapacitating her. It's not a kill unless the soul gem is smashed, and that is almost always deliberate.
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>>30434914
I agree.
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>>30434924
They intend to kill us, killing them is entirely a logical thing to do in a combat situation. It's not being fucking edgy you moron.
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>>30434924
I don't care about permanent kills. I care about slicing off their heads as quickly as possible to neutralise them so they won't be able to kill Chiaki or Kyoko. If that accidentally destroys their soulgems, too bad.

If not, THEN we can show mercy by not crushing their soulgems.
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>>30434933
>using Midori on a strapon

How would that even WORK?
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>>30434924
>There's fighting ability and then there's edgy "lol kill people when we don't have to".
You're not going to get it until we're surrounded by the corpses of everyone we're trying to protect, are you
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>>30434924
You really are retarded.
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>>30434943
You do realise how huge our Chainaxes are, right? One swing from them could probably smash a Soul Gem by fucking accident, especially if the Gem is located in an area with a lot of mass, like the torso.
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>>30434950
Preventing them from killing us is logical.

Deliberately killing them after they have been wholly incapacitated, when capture is a perfectly good option, is murder.

>>30434957
So we agree. Incapacitate and capture.
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>>30434924
>>30434841
>>30434914
Good to hear reason among this torrent of murderboners.
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>>30434974
Chainaxes are big, we're likely to kill them even if by accident. So why fucking bother restraining ourselves and feeling bad about it later?
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>>30434964
possibly not even then.

You'll be like "But I played like a good little girl. Everything should be all puppies, rainbows and flowers with smiley faces"

"...it's all that Decu's fault, what an edgelord", you'll cry.
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>>30434982
>Implying at least half of those weren't you

Stop posting.
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>>30435005
>If you're not an edgelord, you're all the same person
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>>30434999
Honestly the only time I can see people getting a full agreement on killing someone, and a whole lot more people, is when our Waifu gets killed off.

That is the only time the puppy dogs and rainbow loving people will finally understand why we want to kill our enemies.
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>>30434972
There's accidents. They are unavoidable. I won't shed a tear for them; they are, indeed, trying to kill us.

There's also deliberately smashing the soul gems. A lot of people seem to favor that.

And if people seriously think capturing them puts us in danger: they will be locked in Silent Rooms, absolutely no danger to us unless ransomed, and it's unlikely we would see them again in that case.
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>>30434869
No, she'd use a gun.

Which is totally hot, but I like edgeplay myself..
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>>30434947
>>30434914
I do not agree.
There are good people, suited for white knight characters. Midori and Mami fall into this category, Chiaki does not.
>>30434974
>Deliberately killing them after they have been wholly incapacitated, when capture is a perfectly good option, is murder.
You do realize that we are the Warmaster of an Officio known as the Murderers, do you not?

Role-Playing is exactly that, playing a role. I do not appreciate you guys trying to change her character to fit yourselves as players.
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>>30434960
Dohohoho.
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>>30435026
Except for the one, who let her emotions take over her, they are opponents, not enemies, and that one might cool off eventually. Six months from now, we might be sharing a beer on a joint op with them. Think like a mercenary, not a murderhobo.

If they were legitimately "I want to kill you and your loved ones", then it would be a different story. But no, they are hired guns, and we are hired guns.
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>>30434943
Fine, then lets do our best to "incapacitate" them as quickly as possible, with no regard on whether or not we accidentally hit their soulgem or not.

Thats the point I am trying to make.

Attack with full intent to take them out, but don't waste time and effort delibaretely avoiding their soulgems. If their soulgem happens to be where our axe hits and they die permanently, too bad. If not, we can leave it alone.

But no "attack to incapacitate" bullshit. Attack to neutralise, and once they are out, leave the lucky survivors intact. If that means we have the DEagle and leave all "alive" by sharpshooting them all in the head, fine.

If that means, blowing them all, and their soulgems all up with a rocket launcher. Equally fine. Whatever option gets them out of the fight fastest and safest.
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>>30435052
I could say the same to you. Chiaki wants to change and be a good person; not an edgy piece of shit. You just want to have her KILLMAIMBURN everything to satisfy your immature fetish for violence.
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Note that nowhere in Decu's option to attack them says that Chiaki is going to kill them.
She's going to warn them. With a lot of severed limbs, yeah, but the targets won't die. And they need to stay alive for them to get the warning.
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>>30434914
>Why do you want to be Murderface? Murderface is bad. We need to not let Chiaki continue to be murderface, because this is a constant struggle. Like an addict seeking redemption, Chiaki has to stay off the murderhobo path and do good.
Dude, you're aware we're currently the leader of what amounts to a guild of paid assassins?

We're currently indirectly responsible for more murder per day than we ever were directly when we were stalking Mitakihara with a gun in hand.
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>>30435069
This is pretty much my opinion on the matter, take them out of the fight, and if that kills em? oops~
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>>30435066
"I am going to SKULLFUCK the both of you after I smash both your Soul Gems into fucking NOTHING."

Did you by any chance miss that? They _ARE_ legitimately saying: "I want to kill you and your loved ones"

Thats why people are pissed off at the idiots who want to show mercy I think. Its not a case like with Freon, where she is helpless and no threat. Its kill or be killed here.
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>>30435094
>And they need to stay alive for them to get the warning.
Freon is already staying alive. The warning is more efficient if we actually kill -something-
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>>30435066
Except what if she doesn't cool off, what if she wants revenge, wants to hurt us in the worst way possible?

Then she goes after our lover, and kills her in cold blood, bang, Soul Gem shattered from a long range sniper rifle shot.

Or maybe she gets hired to kill us or Midori, and she succeeds in her job in killing Midori, then we'd kill her without any fucks given.

Killing the opposition now means they don't come back to kill us or our loved ones in revenge, with super Pinky powers after making a deal with her or something.
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>>30435082
incorrect.

We want to use violence when it is a highly appropriate response.

This is such a time.
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>>30434960
Have a recursive Mohito for the laughter-cum-coughing fit you induced.
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>>30434756
Where's my thighs, hat-chan?
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>>30435116
Lovely.
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>>30435066
>Think like a mercenary

Fight for money?

You must have some pretty noble images in your head of PMCs. But mercs are basically murderhobos for hire.
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>>30435052
You clearly haven't been reading the threads at all. You know how much the new Chiaki likes iced water, right? Hardly the old Murderface.

>>30435069
I think the difference of opinion here is that I think the chance of accidentally winging the Soul Gems is smaller than you do. Accidents happen, and they are trying to kill us, and our survival is more important than theirs.

>>30435102
More like a company of mercenaries, honestly. Killing them isn't an obligatory part of the job.
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>>30435116
I'd homu that.
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Regarding capturing in general: Eventually we're going to capture someone and they're not going to be interested in playing along. It's starting to feel like there are people that don't consider the idea that the 'good' options can also have consequences, nya.

Whether they're better or worse than the alternative is case-by-case and also up to each person's personal moral framework etc. etc., but it felt prudent to bring it up, nya.
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>>30435082
>Chiaki wants to change and be a good person
She should know by now that being a good person in an universe that's out to kill her will only get her killed.
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>>30435126

I... I tried to make them more pronounced.

It wasn't good? D':
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>>30435148
well, I'VE got a boner
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>>30434321 >>30434323 >>30434329 >>30434351

"Two-Hands, we can't just--" The first girl tries again, clearly intent on making the other see sense. And from what you can see, it's just not happening.

"NO! This bitch did something to her! God dammit, Pawn, can't you stop being a fucking stickler FOR ONCE IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE?!" Two-Hands screams, her eyes wild and wide. "Freon's our Squad Leader and this fucking bitch just slaughtered her like a fucking animal! LET'S GO!"

"..." The armored Magical Girl called 'Pawn' seems to consider this, before raising her rifle again. "We just can't--"

"FUCK ORDERS, AND FUCK YOU!" It's here that Two-Hands herself begins to shoot, aiming to riddle both you and Kyoko with bullets - but you've already moved even before she pulled the trigger.

Both chainaxes jumping up onto your hands from your inventory, teeth chewing air as they roared into life. Shielding you from the volley as they crossed over one another, an impenetrable shield of gnashing teeth and blood-rusted gold.

"J-Jesus Christ, that was fucking close, Murderface--!" Kyoko shrieks from your back, before falling silent as she realizes just what you're using. "W-wait. Are those...? That's the chainaxes Kharn fought with, right? Goretex or something?"

...What? No. Gorefather and Gorechild, you tell her.

"Oh. Yeah, that makes sense." Another moment. "...Are you gonna be okay with them? Because you did say something about them driving you nuts..."

You'll be fine. Right now, though, you have to teach these idiots an important lesson.

"Oh." Another moment of silence, before Kyoko grins. "Can I join? It's just that, you know, I got stuck in that Silent Room for a long while, an' it was really boring, and--"

Why not? You could always use an extra hand.

"..."

"..."

"Couldn't resist it, could ya?"

Nah. You couldn't. You tried.

"It's okay, Murderface. I forgive you." It's here that Kyoko cackles. "Now, let's teach these bitches how we do shit in the Ninth!"

[1/2]
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>>30435082
And you assume entirely to much about my fetishes. We are in a profession with a requisite for violence, and the degree of softness you would have us show is an outright liability. You are going to get people who matter killed in preference for people who quite simply do not.
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>>30435119
We can judge whether to ransom based on whether or not they have raging murderboners during interrogation. Not ransoming them and leaving them in a Silent Room is an option.

>>30435132
No... as far as I know, PMCs like it nice, quiet, low-risk, and well-paid. Unnecessarily creating enemies by needlessly killing others isn't part of that.
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>>30435052
>Role-Playing is exactly that, playing a role. I do not appreciate you guys trying to change her character to fit yourselves as players.

Except part of this role is exactly that, changing our character. Half of the shit we are in is because we were a muderous, monster who thought absolutely nothing about consequences and reasoning. There is a broad line between murderhobo and puppies-and-rainbows, but we're walking the edges of both sides of that fucking broad line at the same time because we're trapped on someone else's gametable.
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>>30435102
Chiaki was forced into this position to save the world from her own mistakes.

Yeah, the group she technically heads does fucked up things, but she doesn't need to contribute to the problem. She's obviously and rapidly transitioning to being a pacifist. We'll be able to fix this without being a murderer if you can put your murderboner back in your pants.

>>30435145
Then at least we gave them the option. It's evil and wrong to just kill someone when you can capture them instead.
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>>30435133
That was a one off joke faggot
Notice she has since then gone back to smoking and drinking?

Also this whole bullshit about not being murderface is really starting to piss me off, part of her still is that, she might try to suppress it but there is always that same antisocial bitch who passionlessly killed girls then crushed their soul gems just because she could acting like it never happened or she magically is going to have everyone like her because she stops doing it for a while is retarded ignoring the established character so hard you aren't even roleplaying the same character anymore
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>>30435164

You are a Magical Girl, and you've just challenged what looks like a giant robot monster into a goddamn duel.

It's huge. Probably more than ten, fifteen stories tall. It's not the kind of robot you'd see punching out monsters in TV - it's bestial, with two wing-like appendages sprouting from its shoulders, and a lashing tail as long as it's tall.

And it's got a fucking jaw. Four, actually. All of them unfolding to amplify what sounds like its own challenging roar, which reminds you more of a truck blaring its horn interlaced with a dying cow.

Well, whatever it is, you feel pretty good about your odds of killing it.

You've killed bigger things on your own. Worse things. Things that defied description more than this ten-ton tin can.

It's just a matter of cutting loose...and letting 'er rip.
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>>30435116
And so am I!
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>>30435145
Honestly, I'm beginning to suspect that it's someone just trolling.

Either that or someone has played WAY too many video games and has been trained to never EVER push the "bad" options.
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>>30435165
It's not soft to show mercy. Your words are showing that you don't understand True strength.
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>>30435175
I think there are circumstances in which doing something 'wrong' for the sake of prudence or for the sake of protecting your own is acceptable, but I've already decided not to seriously step into this. I just wanted to bring up that ALL actions have consequences.

Carry on~
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>>30435180
I'm not even going to try arguing with you anymore. You are either trolling or very dense.

I also have work to do, so it's probably time to stop arguing with the murderboners who don't recognize that violence begets violence, and that killing one enemy can easily make dozens of enemies amongst her friends.
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>>30435183

Alright! Pausing thread for now! We'll continue where we left off on Wednesday evening!

Thank you for everyone's participation, feedback is greatly appreciated!

I do believe we have a writeup incoming, so questions answered after it!
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>>30435197
And you don't understand combat. If you leave combatants alive they will come at you again and again, killing ever more civilians.

You like seeing people being miserable, don't you?
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>>30435183
Sayaka the Ripper? Please decu, my penis can only become so erect!
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>>30435148
Don't be subtle
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Looks like it took me this long, three whole months, to write a damn letter to my best friend. That's pretty pathetic, I know.

Only a Callidus can fully appreciate having postal service in our age. If this was an e-mail, or some kind of a magical message, or pretty much anything else, me taking a flight back to you and talking this problem out included, it would get picked up by someone.
Now, I've actually been reclassed to a Vanus in here, but I still know that sending it in an envelope is a beautiful, clean way to do things, perfectly hidden in plain sight. You could send anthrax to a Warmaster, have her open it like the gas bill, maybe even really waste her Officio's time and money by killing herbody, and get away with it.
Well, it's time to get started with explaining why and how my contract came to be changed, so that I work for the Twelfth now. There's a good bunch of reasons for it, some just, and some petty. To be completely honest, I don't even have any idea how did everyone in the Tenth take it, my work since then had required full attention. Too bad I couldn't see Juubey's face when he found out that I really am gone.Did he lose his smug expression for even a split second? I may never know. Let me try justifying myself to you, Kaoru. Not asking for forgiveness or anything, but it would be great, if at least you, of all the people, would listen to what I have to say.
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>>30435197
Its not soft or retarded to show mercy to an enemy thats helpless and not a threat to you and who you think won't come after you later (professional like Freon).

It IS soft to show mercy to someone with a gun who is actively doing their best to kill you, or someone who has for example just sworn an oath to hunt you and everyone you love down if you do show mercy (like say the crazy person here who is ignoring her orders in her bloodthirst).

Bah, I think it is indeed a troll.
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>>30435252
They have no reason to kill civilians if we let them live, but you just don't get it.

This guy >>30435235 has the right of it.
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>>30435243
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Thanks for running.
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>>30435165
People who matter are going to get killed either way.

The problem most people refuse to understand is that either way we do things we create situations and enemies who want to kill us. By walking the tightwire between murdering unnecessarily and allowing the enemy to survive, we actually create less chaos for ourselves than doing either one full bore.

The compromise is the only way we survive this with minimal losses as opposed to unacceptable losses, which either direction takes us in.

That's what Noire is about - it's a world where there is no GOOD choice, only less bad options.
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>>30435254

She is more like Sam. Since she does the taunt and has the same weapon as him.

Either way, it's Sayaka with a HFB. And it is going to be glorious.
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>>30435235
Actually that is the first post I have made because your whining about trying to be good and look how much she has changed pissed me off that much

Random murdering is out that's fine but we aren't going to start shitting rainbows any time soon and you all need to realise that

We will kill people we will piss people off but we do it because it gets the job done not because we have murderboners

The whole pacifist bullshit will only get more people killed in the long run because that's how the setting works and until you pull your head out of your asshole and realise that you will Jeep causing problems
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>>30435274
No reason to kill civvies? You do realise we have had enemies where they kill a civvie, dress them up like Mami, and drop them in front of us to send us a message.

People really fucking forget how easily Magical Girls are likely to kill civilians just to get to us?
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>>30435276
There is always a good choice. Some people just don't want to consider it because it's inconvenient.
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>>30435208
If we kill someone and their comrades come back to us for revenge, we don't have a bargaining chip. If we capture someone and their comrades want her back, we have a strong bargaining chip. If someone we capture isn't cooperating, we can always kill them later. After the target's incapacitation I can't see any downside to capture over kill.

Sparing someone WITHOUT taking her soul gem sounds like a terrible idea though. There are a million ways for that to go wrong.
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>>30435274
He hasn't though. They have every reason to kill civilians, as long as it also kills us.
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>>30435197
gb2/dead/Thors

These girls are soldiers, they know the risk when they went in. This is combat, and if you are operating at anything less than your best you are a liability and should not be on the battlefield in the first place. These two girls we are fighting know that and are willing to give it their all, don't insult them with mercy they don't want.
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>>30435303
She wasn't a magical girl and her killing that civilian was the direct consequence of the murderboners getting their way and killing Kirika.

If you'd just let her live, then we wouldn't be in this mess at all. But no. Had to go for the totally in character that's sarcasm, by the way murdering.
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The motives I had are a combination of some personal feelings regarding stuff that was building up ever since my contract, and the more obvious part, business practice of the Tenth. Maybe you have never noticed this, but it's pretty unique how the personal feelings of individuals, and the Officio methodology, which should be two different things, end up meshing together when the Saints are in charge. I am pretty much complaining here, that generally, way too much of what we would do on the field was done on a whim or a hunch. This is already a pretty terrible approach, and lately, the whole resulting bundle just wasn't worth it anymore.

Cooperating with the yaks also has a part in it all. It's both a immoral and dumb thing to do. And I've got a personal problem tied to it, too - it being all about money had made me feel really useless. Remember, my wish was pretty much for money and fame, in a roundabout way. Should have asked for that outright, but I'd wager the vanity of it all would end up being much the same.

It's great, being able to make money like an adult at the age of fifteen, from writing even, and provide for yourself, to live on your own, and still have so much time and money left over. The problem, obviously, is that I became a magical girl in order to accomplish it, and it had changed the world for me. You know that's what Faustian deals tend to do, make you feel like you have never needed that wish. Dreams are meant to be had, they are different from goals, and all that jazz. On the other hand, getting what you want instead of what you need puts everything into perspective, and from there, you can do more than only understand the full scope of this horrible mistake you have made. You also get to develop as a person according to your new values, now closer to reality.

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>>30435267
You might want to wait out the shitstorm.
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Or, without all the preachy diarrhea, we have started earning so much dosh that I didn't have to act like a hypocrite anymore, aim for the big sellers, and write the lies that fourteen year olds want to read. I've gotten space to think about the purpose of it more. And then, to earn even more money that there wasn't any apparent use for, except maybe for that plasma you'd watch soccer on getting ridiculously big, we had to start doing all that nasty stuff.

It's not like Juubey is paranoid, you know. Not in the sense that he feels the fear from the unknown or anything. It's more like he's a control freak and wants to eliminate all possible dangers, and gain everything he can get away with grabbing, and has no idea about how it all makes him look.The thing is, I doubt even the pet projects and all those skeletons in the closet will need that much money to keep going. Maybe he just wants to have that huge surplus as insurance to throw at problems and people who wouldn't be loyal, like me.

Art must be a true nightmare for an Incubator, and, unfortunately for him, it's also a big chunk of my life. And there is definitely something such as too much money in it. I'd hate to corrupt myself with power any further. It really hurts creativity.

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>>30435324
This is making the assumption that bargaining will be an option that is available in whatever circumstance, which isn't necessarily true. And, honestly, is something they'll know too, nya. So they'd probably avoid putting themselves in a circumstance in which they need to bargain if it can be avoided in any way.
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>>30435352
My point still stands, no matter what we do, Magical Girls will happily kill civilians just to get to us. They won't stop until we're dead for one reason or another.

This is why you should kill someone when they threaten to kill you and the people you love. Because they'll kill a LOT more people just to achieve that goal.
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>>30435313
it's not a matter of inconvienience.

I just want a character slightly more interesting than a lawful good, stick up ass, paladin puppet.

I mean, simply the nature of our existence we are already so deeply morally compromised that no amount of "good deeds" is going to get us into magical girl heaven.
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>>30435352
Yes, she was, you fucking retard. And we couldn't have catched Kirika, if we wanted to anyway. We'd be dead, if you had gotten your way. Good going, quest over.
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>>30435313
There is no good choice, only less bad options. And taking all the good choices just tilts the table in the opposite direction too far, which gets people killed just as badly as taking the worst options.

Chiaki will never be a pacifist, or a good person, because the instant we do, someone we should have killed will axe someone important. That's how her world words for her, above and beyond the world in general.
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And then, the other part of what's wrong with the Tenth: Consider how we are being elitist to the other girls, but our individual competence isn't too special. Really, we are the last people who should scold anyone. Even Saki, though I really value her as a person, seems to be letting the Warmastering get too deep into her head lately, and don't get me even started on Kazumi. Power establishment based on pals watching each other's back, that's a gang. Calling it a company is a running joke in every mafia in the world, and it's no less of a joke in the Tenth. Just like calling ourselves Saints is.

I guess this all goes for me as well,so, I am not going to be playing holier-than-thou here, since I've participated in all that for long enough before the straw that broke the camel's back.

You see, I've seen an underling of mine being forced to witch out against her will, pretty much as a tactical nuke, and it made me wonder it could happen to me too, if I started being too vocal about what I've thought. That kind of a thing always makes you reconsider your life. Death never seems to run out of ways to impress. Ever since that time, I knew that if I ever got a chance to get away from this, I would take it.

I'd definitely say that beyond selling ourselves out, and giving hell to our kin, the loaded Soul Gem clause in the contract is the sickest thing about the Tenth. It's also why I've had to do it the way I did, in secrecy, by pretty much completely cheating the Incubator. One day, mark my words, Juubey will do that to one of the Saints, and when you start crying over it then, it will be too late.

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>>30435313
I think we just disagree on the definitions of necessary and murder

Killing unconscious and helpless Freon? Unnecessary murder.

Killing someone with a gun who has just openly, and in blind rage declared their intention to destroy our soulgems in direct violation of their orders? Very necessary combat in self defense.

>>30435352
Killing Kirika? You realise she was totally insane from the GW and doing her very best to kill us? There was never a choice there, other than just letting her kill us. While I was not around at the time, the decisions to talk, to not use our own GW and so on were incredibly reasonable and rational of the players at the time.
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This makes me realize, I guess Juubey is also looking for a replacement for me now. Doubt he's got one. Since I've arrived, people keep accusing me of being a special snowflake, it turns out that psychometry is really rare, and proper telepathy basically nonexistent. Damned cat never bothered to tell me. You absolutely should work on your potentials, you live in the present too much. Way too many girls that could be amazing, like Hanegawa, work with what they have, but have no work put into them. I can imagine that someone like Satomi might be afraid of getting replaced. It's my fault, too, since I've used the Callidus trainees for capturing Familiars and strapping them on an operating table, rather than anything resembling lessons and passing my skills on.

But, keep in mind as well, that all of my documents, reports, and archives, up until the moment I've left, are still there in the Librarium. These also include a record of every spell I've stolen. That’s kind of a big deal. Really damn valuable. They aren't hard to work with, just make sure that they are being stored properly. Like any other room, a Silent Room can still be a wet and moldy place if you don't care for it. I hope these prove that I still have some shred of loyalty to the Tenth left.

My own records are a lot bigger now, though, through my work here, and a whole Officio's worth of new spells. It feels kind of strange. One day, I will die, and the Librarian who will replace me will get access to all of my books, and will shit bricks over all the spells I have stolen from people's minds, and never even bothered to learn to use. Granted, almost all of them are useless to me, or require a deep understanding of certain esoterics and ability with given kinds of magic, usually achieved through a matching wish. I have only learned a few of them properly myself.

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>>30435243
Thanks for running Deculture!

is the reason Sayaka might witch out is that Kyoko is secretly working for the Patriots?

>>30435254
>Sayaka the Ripper
only if is Chiaki is Murder Snake

>>30435289
I guess that's true
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>>30435392
which I should add, doesn't mean that we don't try and do the "right" thing sometimes.

There is a balance to be struck and continually rejecting everything even the slightest bit "grey" is failing spectacularly to take advantage of the range of the character
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>>30435355
>15
Jesus fuck
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>>30435348
Mercy is never an insult and if someone views it as such, then showing them an opportunity to become better through mercy is the greatest respect possible.

>>30435392
Then you're admitting that you just want to ruin Chiaki for your own amusement instead of roleplaying her as she is; a person seeking redemption.

>>30435397
If Kirika had lived, we wouldn't be in the situation we're in now and things would be better.

>>30435417
All murder is unnecessary because we can let them live and it will always turn out better
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>>30435145
Pretty much.

All the people going
>"NOOOOO DON'T KILL ANYONE EVER THAT WOULD BE BAAAAAAD!"
regardless of the specific circumstances are just completely idiotic. If a squad of enemy combatants is literally saying to your face "I am going to kill you", then all bets are off. You murder the shit out of them unless you specifically want to interrogate them later - In which case, you murder the shit out of everyone around them and heavily incapacitate them. What you don't do, however, is treat them like they are fragile snowflakes. People die in battle. That's just a fact.

But we seem to have a ton of pacifist crusaders who are trying their hardest to turn the character into a completely sterile dildo, as opposed to just a mostly sterile dildo who is, on occasion, able to cut loose and have some fun. I'm fine with the second one. Professional and pragmatic for the most part, but when shit hits the fan, able to actually kill the shit out of people without bending over backwards to make sure there is no permanent damage.

You really think Freon is going to be happy that she got beaten unconscious with her own arms instead of 'just killed'? You really think she's not going to return later, with a vengeance? Killing her was the smart play. Not the edgy play, not the flesh of fallen angels play, the smart play.
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>>30435169
>Unnecessarily creating enemies by needlessly killing others isn't part of that.

That's not what I'm getting at. I'm saying Chiaki is too high profile and her reputation already too tarnished. We would have to actively make her work on being a non-violent person for her image to change. But that would go against her character and sounds boring as fuck.

Mercs might not want to kill, but they might have to. They need to be OK with that fact or they do not have a job. Chiaki is a character that has already taken that step.
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A more flexible Magical Girl, though - imagine if it was someone like the former Warmaster of Third, Ahriman - could learn all of these from the books. And, you know, even if she can't learn the greatest ones that are completely tied to personal affinity and years of development and use, all the smaller but dedicated tricks are enough. Versatile power tends to kind of even itself out in the end. It's scary to think about a girl who could use both the Litany of Sight Beyond Sight and Limiti Esterni, makes me want to just burn the books, but that would be hard to do where I am now, without anyone noticing. Here's hoping it all gets locked down in the vault, classified A or S.

I've given power a lot of thought in here, even if leaving the Tenth would seem like giving up on it. This Officio has contracted a lot of new recruits lately, mostly because of Big Fish really plowing through their ranks, from what I gather. They often don't hold up on the battlefield. It's a part of my job now, since I am an experienced Witch hunter and one of the Librarians at once, to make sure they get it together fast, and know enough that they don't die on their first assignment. The Eversor rank leader, Jarmila, is then the one who gets them through the real thing. She comes across as, by far, the most trustworthy person around. A big sister kind of a character.

Anyway, even the older squaddies in here are somewhat weak compared to what I am used to - and they say that the Tenth sucks at combat. Then there is a huge power gap between the new and old, especially when you consider the shifted requirements for a Squad Leader, and compare them to what the rank leaders can do. The higher-ups are all strong, but there are no replacements. Actually, I hear the current Warmaster became what she is from just a Squad Leader, and that it isn't exactly uncommon around here, people you wouldn't expect that from being declared talents, and made important.

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>>30435276
Thank you for being a smart guy in a thread full of idiot murderboners who think "Enemy rawr smash!" and refuse to think things through at multiple steps.

Step #1: They are trying to kill us. Hack and slash. If one of them dies, well so be it. Hopefully it will be understood that shit happens in combat.

Step #2: They are defeated enemy combatants, and you are entirely capable of safely capturing and transporting them home without significant risk to yourself. Take prisoner. There is no question on this: otherwise you are a murderer.

Step #3: They are prisoners. If they aren't liable to go trying to kill us in revenge (something I find unlikely, given the whole did-not-kill-them thing), ransom is a good option, else just keep them in the slammer. Keeping them alive might cost a little money, but it'll result in less hard feelings.

Step #4: Go and have a drink, while not having their friends try to go after us in revenge, and having our own agents treated more mercifully as a result.
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>>30435378
Implying this will end before the thread does
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>>30435450
Us being dead would be better? Great. I can dismiss you as a troll now.
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After being asked to help them with fixing their problem with newbies, I've asked myself, what makes a magical girl strong? What makes a person strong, developed to the furthest reaches of their potential?

In my opinion, though nobody is ever going to actually implement that, training magical girls as soldiers, and shutting their personal values off, is cutting the branch we sit on. For one, magic is tied to emotion. This makes jaded magical girls a lot weaker than they could potentially be. Balance of passion and order needs to be reached. That's why the Second is strong. Mirai has the right idea.

I've been told as a kid, that you can tell someone is an adult because he keeps selectively doing things that he hates. At face value, that's obviously pretty insane, but the meaning behind it is, that the person has something he believes in, that surpasses him, and overrules what he wants or doesn't want to do. Obviously, the strongest and most fulfilled people are those who manage to tie this and their childish dream they have followed and were called immature for, into the exact same thing. I may also have betrayed you to make sure that's the case with me, too.

But in order to do that, first, I had needed an opportunity.That opportunity might have been a resounding of my wish. I hear this occasionally happens, that a wish is persistent and tries to fulfill itself again, if it had failed once. Or maybe it's just a prank of fate, I have no way to know. My wish was for a person that would recognize my skills, in order to set my life straight. I got that publisher to help me with writing inane bullshit. And I've met another person appreciative of my work, three months ago.

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>>30435417
>Killing Kirika? You realise she was totally insane from the GW and doing her very best to kill us? There was never a choice there, other than just letting her kill us. While I was not around at the time, the decisions to talk, to not use our own GW and so on were incredibly reasonable and rational of the players at the time.
We could have talked her down or used non-lethal methods to capture her and attempt to do a golden weapon detox / therapy.
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>>30435461
Then he might want to post next thread.
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>>30435474
We wouldn't be dead, though. You're too blinded by bloodlust to realize that.
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On that day, walking back home from work, I've sensed a Witch in the park near our house. You weren't home yet, either. Now, you know that stronger Witches get scryed upon and that I get to see all those data, so I could tell that she either was so weak she was not even worth attention, or it must have been a new one. There was a good bunch of her Familiars near by, burning straw balls with doggy features, and seeing an entrance to the Barrier wide open, with her name even on top of it, it was obvious that this Witch meant business.

A few swings with my staff and a couple piles of burnt straw later, the familiars have turned out to be complete pushovers. I've thought I would clean it up, since it looked like an opportunity to do the right thing for once, and went inside her Barrier, reminiscent of a mine.

The place was littered with gems and gold veins, too. Didn't really bother with picking any of that up, since I knew it would definitely turn out to be fairy gold.

Deeper down, the pattern had started changing, and rather than a proper mine, it started looking more like a rabbit hole, the supports also began resembling root patterns. Rather then monetary value, I've started seeing more works of art. There were torn paintings and broken sculptures, the floor was littered with old music sheets. It was the first Barrier I've seen in a long time that had impacted me. She was obviously a kindred spirit to myself. It really made me wish I could have met her while she was alive. The least I could do was to end it for her.

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>>30435450
If Kirika had lived, Chiaki would be dead. You retard.

There's a time for pacifism and pragmatic adherence to the preservation of enemy life. There's also a time for straight up murdering the shit out of people who are looking at you funny.

It's an entirely situational thing. Going all or nothing in either direction is idiotic.
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When I've finally arrived to where the Witch should have been, the gate was blocked by roots, which is uncommon - the entrance to the center tends to be welcoming. There, I've met the Warmaster's Aide of the Twelfth.

Panna Vászon is a somewhat tall and pale gypsy woman, with a face wrinkled like an old tree. You don't meet old magical girls often, and she's the oldest looking one I've ever met. Not only did she stand in the Barrier untransformed, she even wore a goddamned business suit, though wearing a gemmed crown with it marked her as a sparkly. Thinking back on it now, circumstances seem to point to the idea that meeting me was a setup, that she had scouted me out. I'm curious about if she could have even made the Witch appear there, somehow. It did turn out to be pretty strong, too, enough that I doubt it was created on spot.

She'd say that she was looking for this Witch, apparently she was a stray from her Officio, a loose end she wanted to tie up personally, and that she has permission from Juubey to hunt on his grounds. I said, why not, I'd save on energy. To that she had transformed, and prompted me to help her breaking open the door.

Fortunately though, I didn't have to expend juice to blast it with attack spells. She had pulled out a flagon of some gray liquid, and sprinkled it under the gate. “The Barrier should now be a bit more jumpy in there" she said, "just make a few cuts on the roots with that polearm of yours, and they should be trying to get away. It will also alert her of our presence, but I can only do so much. I am just an alchemist, not a wizard.”
And so I did. Not only did the roots come apart like possessed, the gate in had opened on its own, and both sides had left the door frame, pressing themselves to the walls of the corridor, shaking, and visibly as frightened as door can be. In this job, you really do see something new every day.

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>>30435458
You missed Step #5: While having our drink, our Officio falls under siege from a number of pissed off Magical Girls who want their ally back, and revenge for the death of their fallen comrades.

War is hell kid, shit ain't always that easy.
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>>30435458
2: We are a murderer.
3: No, it won't.
4: They will want revenge.

It's like you never were in a position of power. Those with power are always petty assholes that will destroy you for the slightest insult.
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From there, the way led straight to the center, and the Witch herself.

She was in that uncanny valley of looking both silly and menacing. I keep running into animal motives in Witch research, psychology has a lot to say about that, but this girl, she was the real cream of the anthropomorphous personification crop. Only the razor sharp spikes on her back and scissor blades for arms have betrayed her cute visage.

Panna asked me to help her kill it, but now I was curious. A badger with arms made for cutting instead of digging almost makes sense. I've wanted to know more about this girl. Digging into her mind revealed a stream of literary titles, and her strongly dismissive opinions about all of them. Well, I remember she had liked Joyce. There may have been more, but she jumped at me too soon, apparently sensing that something fishy was going on.

Thus I had to transform the book back into a staff, and my fun time was over. That initial onslaught was pretty fast, it's still a good thing it was me investigating this, and not somebody green. For you, though, she would have been nothing. It barely took a minute. Her biggest advantage was the cramped space, rare in a Barrier, that made it hard to dodge her swings. Probably should have played smart instead, use those spikes, roll up in a ball or shoot them, I don't know. Panna's whip also seemed to hurt her an awful lot, so overall, it was pretty disappointing.

As she was breathing her last, I took out the X-File again, and tried to salvage her thoughts. She wanted everyone to know that Hospice is really a great album, and how much she wishes that everyone would understand that.

Telling that to Panna got me the driest of laughs from her, and the question how do I know.

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>>30435499
Kirika would've killed us.

1/10. Made me point out the obvious.
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>>30435512
No it isn't. Chiaki well, Homura really did the murdering thing for hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of cycles.

It didn't work.

Bashing out the same ineffective, amoral, and plain wrong strategy for no reason beyond satisfying your childish urges is what will get Chiaki killed in the long term for sure and the short term with a high possibility.

Mercy is always the better option.
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>>30435450
>Then you're admitting that you just want to ruin Chiaki for your own amusement instead of roleplaying her as she is; a person seeking redemption.
you're playing a diffderent Chiaki than I am.

I see her as someone who knows redemption isn't possibe for her, but still tries to be a kinda decent-ish person anyway. At least as much as anyone can when your life is dependant on a pyramid scam like the Officio system.
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>>30435481
Reread those chapters. She was full Flesh of Fallen Angels.

Talking her down was NOT an option, and Kyuubi had ordered her extermination, so non-lethal takedown (which is rationally not possible against a GW wielder anyway) would have just meant Kyuubi crushed the soulgem.

>>30435474
This is right. You are a troll. Good job creating conflict, but I think I am finished here.
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Do you remember the thing I wear on my forehead? That's called a Bindi. It's commonly assumed that it signifies the Third Eye and marks the person as smart, but that's pretty much completely wrong. It's a sign of focus, and marks the person as a worshipper of wisdom, as someone who really cares about his decisions being right, and leading to enlightenment. There is a big disclaimer here, and I trust you do understand that I am not a perfect or even very wise person in the least. But in this way, I want the world to know that I am at least trying to get it all right. Panna wears a Bindi as well, so I've thought we might be a bit alike.

And that we were. As rash and uncomfortable a person as she is, like old workaholic people tend to be, she is also quite the well of knowledge. We've talked about Witches for a hour or so in that park, before she went back to my skills. Apparently, it's some sort of a win on the Incubator roulette, compared to the others. She offered me a position within the Twelfth, where I would have peace for work. That I should visit there and think things through first, definitely - but she had already had me in her net.

If you are curious, the thing Panna said about having permission from Juubey was bullshit - I've asked. And while I was there, I've reported that a Witch had popped out near my house and that I've killed it and went on to take a shower, and that it dropped no Seed. Then, I've asked for a holiday - you know, so I wouldn't have unfinished or waiting assignments - and took the flight to Prague during it. Sure enough, Juubey must have gotten some kind of a hunch, but it seems he's at least discreet enough not to stalk his operatives in case they were going to betray him. Which I subsequently did, so if he's breathing down your necks even more now, blame me for that.

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>>30435450
I'm sorry, you're wrong. I understand you'd like to go full Buddhist redemption, but Chaiki isn't going to be Buddha. She'll never be that redeemed. Good and evil mean very little to her, but there is okay and not okay.

It is perfectly acceptable for a Taoist to kill when the world has arranged it so that it becomes necessary. The Tao of Chiaki may not be complete or very in tune yet, but we're getting to the point where we need to be able to kill and show mercy in equal measures.

And right now, these two need to be dead for a while to realize that taking on a Warmaster means taking on a WAR MASTER.
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>>30435562
Fuck off, retarded religious nut troll.
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I can't tell whether Prague is a blessed city, like the Twelfth claims, or damned, like the Fourteenth would like everyone to think. But I can tell that it's a damn spiritually rich land. There's something ominous in the air here, like the sky crackles with power you can just hold on, like there is potential free for grabs, waiting to be used by everyone who enters. Getting addicted to Prague is easy, and happens a lot. There are heaps of foreign hobos who come here to die in a gutter, ground by the city's wheels. Drugs, gambling, cheap prostitution from great-looking girls, and yet, there is something very unique, very special, and even noble about it all. The subtle but lethal temptations weed out the weak, and only the strong survive. Many of the mankind's advancements originate here, and many brand new chapters of history began with someone getting an idea into his head in Prague. Contact Lens! Firearms in open warfare! Crystal meth for everyone! Also, defenestrating corrupt bureaucrats. As a visual metaphor, that might have really set up the idea of mob really revolting from ground up.

This place is surreal and wild in a way no Barrier will ever be. You leave the well-oiled machine of a bank, and right outside, the teenage toothless beggars would blabber incoherent stuff as you pass them by, and with each step on the ancient pavement, you become more assured that somewhere down below, crazy cultists must be planning the end of the world, opposed only by a knight order that had been around for centuries, and only plays a tiny role in it all, just like the Free Masons, Illuminati, and, yes, even the Incubators. That there had been a huge battle of good and evil happening here, for more than a thousand years, the scope of which you cannot hope to possibly understand, and that what you should do is just be yourself in the best way you can, and hope that you are one of the good guys.

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>>30435568
You really are retarded. It's like you didn't read this quest at all.
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>>30435499
You must have been reading a different quest.
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An obvious retort is, that these are all just the common feelings that a villager has when he enters a city, and it really is the same thing, but I feel it as well. Prague is the city of cities. Every night, it feels as if just in the next moment, the merry-go-round Witch must show up high above the Astronomical Orrery, and turn everything upside down, the way it was always meant to be, smashing down the props and painted backdrops of civilization, and revealing the elaborate mechanism underneath.

Well, I've digressed. The cultists and knights part is true, though - after all, most of the Officio is located underground. The Vanus who work with me most of the time are way into mysticism, too.

Remember the Fourteenth? The girls that made you laugh with "Even if there is no God or Buddha, there is the First Knight?" Well, they are feuding with the Twelfth. While they seem to worship the Blessed Lady here, they do it somehow wrong for the Fourteenth's tastes. The Twelfth claims that the blessed lady is misunderstood, and also refuse the whole knight part. Apparently they are willing to defend their beliefs, too, and sometimes do skirmishes on smaller scale. The Twelfth can’t really afford it, but it seems to be a tradition in these parts. Militant Protestantism at its finest.

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>>30435562
>It didn't work.
And yet she's still alive to try again.
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>>30435568
Talking someone down is always an option and Kyubey has been demonstrated to be very capable of making wrong decisions.

He didn't even know about the golden weapon bloodlust and ordered a kill on a valuable girl without looking into the matter.

That was wrong of him to do and it was even more wrong of Chiaki to thoughtlessly agree to it. The consequences of that thoughtlessness are still haunting her.
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>>30435582
Chiaki's religious redemption: FLESH OF THE FALLEN ANGELS! *Kill kill stab shoot kill.*

There is only one Magical Girl religion, and that is The Blessed Lady. If we're gonna get fucking religious we might as well go the full monty.
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This is a funny thing. Religion becomes so much simpler once you actually see a saint doing a miracle. Early Christians have used to die in roman arenas by scores for a long time, never altering their beliefs, even when tortured. This is not because they would be unable to change their standpoint, even if it would save their works and families. According to their own words, they simply did see someone performing a miracle, were thoroughly convinced by it, and weren't able to deny it.

If, at that point, you doubt it anyway, if you yell "It's a trick!" here, what you get is someone called a Gnostic. Such a person believes that the divine is something to be figured out. Most Vanus working in the archive occasionally see funny things, after all, and if they do that job for a long time, they start getting funny ideas too. So, in a sense, this means that they do believe in the Blessed Lady here, like you would believe that the sun will rise tomorrow.The divinations occasionally show her, she is evidently important, and the people with access to the Librarium would even be able to make an educated guess on what she is. They regard her as an important figure in the afterlife, but reject some of the assertions that the Fourteenth would make, as ungrounded and unnecessary.

In the same breath I must say, that they are a lot less happy for it.

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>>30435629
How does that work when you're Satan?
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>>30435620
If it worked, she wouldn't be trying again.
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Now, I am not going to tell you all about how I've been led underground by a little gypsy girl courier, and gifted Panna some of our tea to go with her cookies, and then got a lesson on the history of Borgias. But, just so you know, the grass on the other side of the fence is just as puke green as the weeds under your feet.

I've been played for a fool in coming here, Kaoru. This place is a bad spot to be if you are replaceable, and, much like Panna, the Incubator is an old school type. I hear that Ye Mutant Cats of Olde would supposedly omit the part of the contract regarding witching out, but this guy goes beyond stating it in red letters, and adds that Witches are one part of the company end product, and that becoming a Witch is one of the two ways to fulfill your side of the contract, an alternative to serving until retirement.

If you ever meet Panna, watch out. Nobody in here remembers her young. Not even the Rank Leaders, who are the longest serving people around. Hardly the Warmasters, who the Incubator changes like socks, after they inevitably witch out. Once you really dive into the backgrounds in exceptional Witch profiles, it turns out that a good portion of them were formerly girls of the Twelfth.

I've got my theories and clues, too, but suffice to say: even if Juubey is a dick, be glad for what you have.

With love, Umika
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>>30435641
I dunno, but seems some people are interested in Chiaki finding religion. So I thought I'd point out the most common MG religion is The Blessed Lady, who has followers that wanted us dead. And to be a member you have to gain a large murder boner.
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>>30435644
Actually it worked. Homura was just not satisfied with the results.
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>>30435579
That's the thing, being dead for a while is just incapacitating for a magical girl, out and out killing involves destroying the soul gem. The argument is that sure, eviscerate and cripple all you like, but there's no good reason to go gem hunting.
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>>30435624
You clearly did not read this quest.

5/10. I just can't look away.
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>>30435665
It didn't work, as evidenced by this whole situation.
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>>30435243

Thanks for running!

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Quest

Thread has been archived!

updated with writeup!

goodnight.
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>>30435693
It's like you didn't read my post.
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>>30435624
A golden Weapon removes the option of talkign them down. Before the process, we nearly killed several of our own people. Kirika DID kill several of her own people. No one who has used a Golden Weapon has ever been able to compromise, control themselves, or keep from doing horrible things to people.

The ONLY reason we can be reasonable when using a Golden Weapon (and we sometimes FAIL to be so) is because of the process.

If you think talking anyone with a Golden Weapon down is even remotely possible, you're operating under a delusion.
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>>30435711
It's like you don't understand what constitutes something succeeding.
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>>30435644
if it didn't work, she'd be dead.

and by your own arguments, only one of those two options has a chance of a better tomorrow, and it's not the one where we're pushing up Daisies.
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>>30435725
>>30435742
>>30435743
Hey guys, crazy idea, lets find enlightenment for Chiaki in religion. Join that whole Blessed Lady thing, should be a hell of a time right? Nothing could go wrong there, nope, nope not at all.
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>>30435183
>RULES OF NATURE!!!

>>30435243
Thanks for running, Decupyon.
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>>30435742
It's like you don't understand what you are saying. Is English not your first language?
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>>30435164
>Goretex
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>>30435743
The only option for a better tomorrow is to not go around killing everything like a moron.

>>30435725
We could have gotten through the situation without killing her, but we didn't because of murderboners.
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Alright, Decu has left the building, usual thing. Questions blah blah blah.
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>>30435757
I'm going for Taoist. The Tao of Chiaki will have murder, kindness, drinking, smoking, and water, as well as room for a kind soul or two and maybe a hug for Faust between thwarting her plans.
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>>30435659
Thanks for writing!
A bit dense and long though.
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>>30435767
New project for Misaka: Get her to build a giant dinosaur mecha, with chainsaws and shit being its main form of attack. Then we will paint it gold and call it Goretex.
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>>30435757
Actually, I have the best idea.

Lets go into the Deagle and ask the Homus to point us towards... the... incarnation

who already tried that...

Fuck.

FUCK FUCK FUCK.

It was us, wasn't it? In some past cycle, WE created the Blessed Lady religion.
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>>30435789
Can we, as Warmaster, have a cybernetic dog designed and built for us. And can we also have Misaka build us Goretex the Mecha Dinosaur?
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>>30435771
No, we couldn't have.

If you step by step explain how you can talk down a psychotic murder machine then go right ahead.
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>>30435799
you have missed joke
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>>30435771
Didn't we cover this aready. Absolutely no-one has ever suggested that we go around killing everything like there's no tomorrow.

Logical disconnect.
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>>30435805
Would make sense actually, since if you remember correctly one of our Homura's didn't show up inside the Deagle. Could be the Blessed Lady Homura.
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>>30435814
I see literally no reason why these cannot be done. Might need to get another Officio involved for the trickier bits, but Misaka IS very capable...
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>>30435818
Incorrect, I took the joke and made something AWESOME out of it. We will have our Golden Mecha Goretex to defeat the evil enemies and I'm sure our friendly Chainaxe inhabitant would love it.
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>>30435853
FUCK YEAH! PLAN CYBERDOG AND GORETEX THE GOLDEN MECHA IS GO! WHO'S WITH ME FELLAS?!
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>>30435828
Killing these two people is the first step to killing everyone. Showing mercy to them is the only way to no fuck it all up. Again. If we could beat them without cutting them up like Freon, then that would be even better because it would shot that Chiaki really is that much better than all the rest.

>>30435817
>Shoot her with a net gun or something
>Take the sword with tongs
>Put her in a silent room
>Leave her there until she stops being killy
And ta-da! No huge fucking problems from her girlfriend getting mad! Wow it's amazing! People don't want to kill you when you don't kill their loved ones! Who woulda thunk it!
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>>30435538
>>30435543

Do you guys seriously think that even Revy, murderhobo extrordinaire, would go halfway around the world to start an inter-officio war by fucking with a warmaster because said warmaster beat her up on a guard job?
Because that is all this is as long as we resist the urge smash some soul gems, a thorough shit-kicking - not the start of some crusade by the 16th.
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>>30435873
>Killing these two people is the first step to killing everyone.
slippery slope fallacy
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>>30435873
Congratulations. You've successfully convinced me to start voting to go more hardline as Chiaki. Your insufferable faggotry actually got me to post outside voting so good job i guess.
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>>30435873
>shoot her with a net gun

That is one of the stupidest things I have ever read in one of these threads.
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>>30435929
Another important thing: Where would we get said net gun? I don't believe we have one.
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>>30435941
I think we can borrow one from Muldoon or someone.
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>>30435926
When you're a recovering murder addict like Chiaki, yeah. It is a slippery, and very steep, slope to a full-blown murderboner relapse..

But you you and people like >>30435926
are obviously beyond convincing to vote for the right things, so I'll just have to make sure that the right choices get picked when the times come.
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>>30435873
You are a fucking idiot. I am on the no-murder side for this one, but jesus man, put the dumb away.
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>>30435941
I believe they are relying on the shield for that, and well.... we all know how reliable it is.
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He's also relying on our enemies posing no actual threat to us and being grateful that we kicked their asses each of which is beyond retarded.
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>>30435855
retarded =! awesome
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>>30435964
I don't think you're really against killing. You're probably just saying that to attempt to give the pro-murderboner side some weight behind discrediting the truth. I think the players in this quest are smart enough to see through your murderboner tricks and the non-murderboners are smart enough to know that what I'm saying is right.
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>>30435907
I think that may acutally be the one justifiable thing he is saying - if we incapacitate them but leave them alive then okay, they may not appreciate getting completely fucked up but if we start gem-killing them, then yeah that's the point where the revenge issue becomes and actual problem, at which point killing everyone saves the most trouble later.
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>>30435995
Remove arms and legs and hell maybe even the head - they are now genuinely no actual threat to us, but still 'alive' in the magical girl sense of having a whole, functioning soul gem.
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>>30436008
Jesus christ, you are a masterful troll. 10/10
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>>30435789
here is mine >>30435423
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>>30435995
If we show them mercy then they won't be mad. Revy will calm down soon. Freon will have no reason to kill us when she recovers if we don't kill Revy.

Killing Revy will make Freon come after us and she'll get a golden weapon and tell everyone else to get golden weapons and then we have a massive mess.
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>>30435904
Yes.
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>>30436079
>If we show them mercy then they won't be mad.
Jesus Christ if you really believe that you are truly completely out of touch with human nature.
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>>30436100
They are more likely to be mad at the Officio level if we slaughter an entire team than if we incapacitate an entire team.
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>>30436077
Nah. The Patriots only employ Callidus directly.

Indirectly, anyone could be, really. They might never know.

Neither confirming nor denying that this may be a joke response.
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>>30436010
Definately a tricky one.

On the other hand, if we turn them all into quadroplegics and then the sixteenth blow up the oil rig they'll die just as completely as if we gem-kill them.

Like I say, tricky. At the end of the day, I don't think we should nessicarily feel compelled to hold back just because we fear consequences.

As Neco said, there are consequences in either direction. And as Decu said, Chiaki is usually at her best when she acts definitively.
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>>30436079
"There is no one more resentful than a man whom you have shown mercy to."
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>>30436098
Do you think her entire Officio would agree with her - including everyone who outranks her or at the very least has the capability to physically stop her running off and doing something so titanically stupid?
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>>30436123
again, double-edged sword.

They might be mad. But they'll also be shitting their pants afraid to come anywhere near us. Especially after what happened with the last Officio that went to war with us.

As long as they get their suits back, I imagine they'd suck it down.
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>>30436132
Would you or Decu mind pointing out when an anon is objectively wrong in their assumptions about the game? There are over 100 posts that could have been avoided with either
>No, you could not save Kirika. Shut the fuck up.
or
>Yes, you could have saved Kirika. Shut the fuck up.
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>>30436100
Humans are creatures of revenge but when you break the cycle by not perpetuating needless violence, then that nature starts to question itself and you gain a potential ally at maybe best and only at worst will they decide to just leave you alone.

Through continuing the violence and killing you ensure that the cycle continues and their friends will try to kill us. Mercy is the only way for Chiaki to find the redemption she wants. Even if it will be a struggle, she has to try. Allowing Chiaki to surrender to the murderboners is not an option.

>>30436151
"For Judgement is without mercy to one who has shown no mercy."

Mercy, not murder, is the only way to save the world. First we can save the 9th by getting them known as the Merciful instead of the Murderers, and then we can break the cycle just like we can break the cycle of human nature.
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>>30436079
dude to many warrior mercy IS offensive because it tells then that they are not worth killing and people with rage issues WILL DEFNETLY GET MAD FOR BEING DEFETED


>>30436132
hahahahaha

Midori is with the Patriots isn't she?
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>>30435873
......never come back you worthless fucktard. You are THE most dumbest anon here. FUCK. OFF. NOW!
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>>30436150
Sure, that's reasonable, I just think that if we can avoid massacring an entire team form another Officio - again - we should at least try, not saying we should put any of ours in danger for it but no need to go gem cracking either.
Scooping the gems post evisceration would avoid the issue of if the rig goes down, and provide the nice bonus of ransoms and hostages to discourage our ride out getting blown the fuck up too.
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>>30436194
You totally could save Kirika.

But cutting her arms off, then carrying her body into a silent room is a very hard thing to do when her ability is conjuring claws.
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>>30436197
Midori was not offended by our mercy. We broke the cycle of hate with her, we can do it with Revy and everyone else.
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>>30436196
And once our Officio becomes known as the Merciful? Then what? The jobs will dry up, nobody will want to hire an Officio which our-right refuses to do its job. And then the Magical Girls in the Ninth will transfer out, since they'll need their Grief Seed fix.

Such a reputation in this line of work DOESN'T go well.
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>>30435451
>Not crushing someone soulgem under your heel makes you a pacifist

Why are all edgefags braindead by default? Its like there are only two modes in that tardhead of yours.

Go be edgy somewhere else, if you cant be moderate.
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>>30436194
The Golden Weapon is why we couldn't talk Kirika down.

At full Muderface power, with long range support, we BARELY survived. In fact, if we hadn't had the long range support, we'd be dead.
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>>30436212
No, the murderboners are the one that need to leave. If it wasn't for them, Chiaki would be doing so much better.

>>30436241
It would have been far easier to do that than it's going to be to deal with the Prophet.
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>>30436194
There's only the one dumbass arguing about saving Kirika, most of it is more arguing over rules of engagement re. other officios magical girls.
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>>30436194
Decu would rather keep alternate possible paths quiet until after MGNQ is over, to my understanding.

I will say that I feel people arguing now that we could have saved Kirika back then are...very, very, very optimistic, and are probably misremembering the facts and events of those threads in such a way where it suits their own personal philosophy.

>>30436197
Green hair is the danger.