>What is this?Saiyan Story is a series of Choose Your Own Adventure threads in which you play the part of a Saiyan warrior>FILLER THREADAlrighty everyone, this addition of Saiyan Story is a filler thread. In these threads, you pick the scenario, and I make it happen. These can either be completely non canon or slightly canon (a dream a character has or something)This thread will begin with you guys deciding what you want to see happen
>>30417198How about we learn what happens when we pick the other choices in that sand temple? I want to see the stone in action.
>>30417198We could go WAY back and have some random adventure back when we were still a part of Frieza's space empire
>>30417319>>30417349Mmk, these ideas are listed, any others?
>>30417198I suggest that nothing we say or do in this thread be considered canon. Much simpler that way.
>>30417349This is okayI kind of like having a smaller power level.
>>30417198Here's a BIG what-if: Frieza never destroyed planet Vegeta
>>30417467>>30417349And what kind of adventure would you want? You were only part of your team for a few weeks when the planet was destroyed>>30417501Interesting
>>30417501Interesting indeed, how about a space adventure that occurs a few days after the destruction of planet vegeta, but vegeta was actually never destroyed and instead we go off on another few missions with our crewmates. But let's not save Salta and save Portat instead.
Nobody wants to do Frank's Afterlife Adventures?I am dissapoint.
>>30417630But Portat was already dead by the time Planet Vegeta was destroyed
>>30417679Exactly, let's save Portat instead of Salta
>>30417662That'd be fun too.
>>30417662I prefer this
>>30417662This has my emphatic support.
>>30417662sure why not
>>30417755>>30417744>>30417716>>30417662Franks afterlife adventures? Do you want it to be canon?
>>30417785Sure why notWhat's the worse that could happen
>>30417785Can't say until I see the aftermath. Anon could take it in a serious direction, or take a 180 and turn Frank into a complete dick for a thread.
>>30417785Do we have to decide now?
>>30417857>>30417813>>30417805>>30417773>>30417755>>30417744>>30417716>>30417662>>30418046>>30418068"Hell. Next! Heaven. Next! Purgatory. Next! Purgatory. Next! Hell. Next!"You find yourself in a massive line; one stretching for miles down a very long road. In front of you is a long row of what look like small fluffy clouds. Looking back, you see more of them stretching back as far as you can see. The line moves extremely quickly, and you soon see the front. The line ends at a massive mahogany desk, where a gigantic red monster in a suit sits, glaring down at the approaching cloud-looking people. He stamps something, and says either heaven, hell, or purgatory, and the thing at the front of the line vanishes. Soon, you find yourself at the front, standing before the gigantic red monster."Huh; someone who still has their body," he comments. "Let's look at your file.....Ah! I know you. We've gotten quite a few people through here due to your actions. Your kill count is rather impressive.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30418081>A Uh thanks I guess, is that a compliment?
>>30418081>A"Yeah, going both ways too. Sorry about that, the paperwork for bringing an entire species back to life must be a nightmare."
>>30418081>A."Not proud of that.."
>>30418081>A. Say something"In my defense, the more recent ones totally deserved it."
>>30418257>>30418242>>30418226>>30418145>>30418107"Yeah, going both ways, too," you comment. "Sorry about that; the paperwork for bringing an entire species back to life must be a nightmare.""Nah, it takes about three seconds. Bringing like, half a race back; that would be annoying," he replies. "So, I had you in the 'Hell' file for a while. But, good news; you made 'Heaven'. Congratulations.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30418396>A."Hey that's nice! Outta curiosity, do you have a karma point system or something?"
>>30418396>A Thanks, but no thanks. I'm gonna go to hell for a while
>>30418396>A"That's kind of a surprise.""So if I were to go and train on one of the Kai's planets, would I still be able to teleport down to Hell for a while? Most of my race is there, and I'd love to visit them. See how they're doing."
>>30418430>>30418432>>30418434>>30418476"That's kind of a surprise," you comment."Yeah; not many Saiyans make heaven," he agrees."Do you have some karma point system or something?" you ask."I don't know about point system, but you are judged based on your deeds," he tells you."If I decided to go train on one of the Kai's planets, would I still be able to teleport down to hell for a while?" you ask."Uhh...you want to visit Hell?" he asks. "And what makes you think you can just go and leave there whenever you want?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30418679>B. Teleport upwards a few dozen meters"I kinda wanted to visit the rest of the saiyans"
>>30418679>A"I can sense energy anywhere in the universe, and I can teleport to places or energies I'm familiar with. So if I went to train, I could theoretically teleport to... say, King Vegeta, or Portat, then back again.""It's pretty useful."
>>30418679lol we still cocky>>30418728
>>30418728And if he asks for an explanation for how we can do any of that...>"Muffin button."
>>30418728>>30418770>>30418799"I can sense energy anywhere in the universe," you tell him. "I can also teleport to places or energies I'm familiar with. So, fi I went to train, I could theoretically teleport to say King Vegeta, or Portat, and teleport back.""How the hell did you learn to do all of that?" he asks."Muffin button," you reply."Wha-nevermind," he tells you. "If you can do that, just be careful; a lot of people in Hell probably don't like you.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30418931>A Yeah, thats probably why I want to go there. So can I leave now?
>>30418931>A."Thanks for the concern, sir""Can I go now?"
>>30418931>A"If the people in Hell DID like me, I'd imagine I'd have been doing something wrong.""So, which way to the Kais?"
>>30419066>>30419047>>30419025"If the people in Hell DID like me, I'd imagine I'd have been doing something wrong," you tell him. "So, which way to the Kais?""Uh...there's a plane out the door to your left. One goes to heave, but you're looking for the Higher Plane," he tells you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30419204>A."Thanks, see ya"
>>30419204>A"Got it. I assume they'll be obviously marked?"
>>30419216>>30419351"Got it. I assume they'll be obviously marked?" you ask."Oh, believe me, you'll be able to tell the difference," he assures you."Thanks, see ya," you say before exiting through the door to your left.You come to two paths leading up to two different planes. One looks sleek, brand new and very safe. The other looks like a piece of junk that will fall apart at any moment.>A. New plane>B. Crappy plane
>>30419475>BYeah, this is the plane to adventures.
>>30419579>>30419520>>30419504Against all logic and reason, you decide to get on the crappy clunky looking plane. Anybody who knows you would obviously expect this, but to any sane person you are attempting suicide right now. You hop aboard the plane, which immediately begins flying, throwing you to the back against the wall. After a few seconds, the floor vanishes and you fall, crashing to the ground in front of a gigantic mansion. Rising to your feet, you see a car parked in front of it, and a wooded area in the distance.>A. Mansion>B. Car>C. Woods>D. Something else
>>30419752>B.Inspect the car, then>C. Woodsies
>>30419752>AKnock on the door.
>>30419882>>30419834>>30419800>>30419784For some reason, you want to inspect the car. There is nothing of interest insi- wait a minute.They keys are in the ignition.>A. Joyride>B. Woods>C. Something else
>>30419967Gotta be a trap. Just go to the woods.
>>30419967>AWhat the hell, this is filler, let's have fun!
>>30419967>BBecause that isn't going to piss of anybody important if we steal their car.
>>30419967>Bwoods seem more fun
>>30419991But it's not canon, let's do stupid shit.
>>30420062Actually, it was still up in the air as to whether it's canon or not.
>>30420101And honestly I'd rather have fun and do cool stuff and have it be canon than just run around like an idiot
>>30419991>>30420031>>30420044>>30420064>>30420122You decide not to risk the consequences of stealing this car, despite several of the voices in your head yelling that you should do it. Instead, you simply head into the woods. You hear the sounds of combat, and sense many people training. You soon see a blonde human male with long blonde hair fighting several aliens, and winning from the looks of it.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30420216>A Hey, are you a bad enough dude to fight a super saiyan?
>>30420216>BJust watch this guy kick ass for now, congratulate him if he wins.
>>30420216>B.Grab popcorn and a foam hand (outta where? dunno, maybe Inventory from Hollow Quest is doing a cameo)and watch while cheering
>>30420216>A. Say something"Pretty good. Are you a super human too like my wife?"
I'm pretty sure it's Olibu.
>>30420216lol this >>30420291
>>30420403>>30420291>>30420258You grab popcorn and a foam hand seemingly out of nowhere, sit back, and watch the fight. The man defeats his foes one by one, seeming to have very little difficulty doing so. He takes one down with a kick to the chest that sends him flying off into the distance, he takes down the next with a punch to the face that knocks him into the nearby trees, and he finishes the last with a pile driver that leaves his head stuck in the ground.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30420472>A."Yo, are you human?"
>>30420502"And if so, are you a super human?
>>30420472>A"You're... pretty good."
>>30420597>>30420527>>30420502"Yo, are you a human?" you call.The man turns to you and approaches. He's rather tall, towering above you. "I am. My name is Olibu.""Are you a Super Human?" you ask.He laughs, "Well, many of the legends of Earth are based on my deeds, and they do occasionally throw that term around.""You're...pretty good," you tell him."Thank you, I figure you must be too if you're here, though," he tells you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30420472>>30420597>>30420502>>30420527In this order
>>30420696A."You wanna go on a joyride in the car back by the mansion?"
>>30420696>A Want to spar and find out?
>>30420696>A"So are you always blonde, or are you in a transformed state right now?""My human wife achieved a powerful transformation, so I was curious whether your power might be related to that."
>>30420696>A. Say something"How's this? I'll show you my super transformation if you show me yours."
>>30420846>>30420798>>30420793>>30420844>>30420731"So, are you always blonde, or are you in a transformed state right now?" you ask."W-what?" he replies. "My human wife achieved a powerful transformation, so I was curious whether your power might be related to that," you explain."No I-," a look of realization flashes on his face. "Oh, you must be Bardock's father." He looks at your tail. "Yep, you're a Saiyan, have a human wife, you even look similar to him. Your son beat the living hell out of everybody on this planet when he was here.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30420981>A I'm really proud of him. Did he ever fight you?
>>30420981>A."And he makes me very proud. Anyway, I'm in the mood for some training, so as my senior here do you have any recommendations?">>30421001Oh yeah ask about that too
>>30420981>A"Well, not the 'living' hell, right? Anyway yeah, I'm Frank.""So, I assume if I stayed in my base form there'd be plenty of tough fighters around here, right? It'd be no fun otherwise."
>>30420981>A. Say something"Oh dear, please tell me he didn't go and beat up the Kais as well?"
>>30420981>A. Say something"HAHA! That's my boy!" "I'm guessing the people started taking their training more seriously after they got beat up by a 12 year old?"
>>30421001>>30421013>>30421050>>30421061>>30421157>>30421164"And he makes me very proud," you tell him. Did he ever fight you?""He did," Olibu confirms. "If you can call that last match a fight.""Oh dear, don't tell me he beat up the Kais too...." you respond."Well...." he begins."Anyway," you interrupt, "I'm in the mood for some training. So, as my senior here, do you have any recommendations?""If you're as strong as your son, there isn't a damn person here who will be a challenge for you," Olibu replies.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30421255>A."But did he fight in his baseform or was he transformed?"
>>30421255>AI'm even stronger then him actually...Hmm, got any suggestions for what I should do?
>>30421255>A. Say somethingDon't suppose there are other places around here where really strong warriors congregate? Or some sorta inter-galactic afterlife tournament or something?
>>30421255>A"I'm eight times as strong as he was when you saw him last, though he may have closed that gap a bit.""I guess I'll stick to my base form? That should be easy enough for most people here to deal with."
>>30421255>inb4 go train with the kaioshin
Idea: if there aren't a whole lot of strong "good" people to fight around here, perhaps there might be a lot of bad people that we could beat down?Maybe Frank can do some afterlife volunteer work along the veins of working in Hell to keep the damned in line, or even go see if there are any demonic threats to the celestial bureaucracy that need taking care of.
>>30421255>A Well the, I guess I'm on the *put on sunglasses* highway to hell.>B Give a loud "YEEEAAAAH!" before we IT to frieza
>>30421255"Oh goddamnit""Do tell me you're at least "TRYING" to reach super human form?" "I mean, just mindlessly bulking up without coming up with new techniques or abilities won't do any good and it's huge waste of your potential."
>>30421414>>30421381>>30421338>>30421332>>30421327>>30421303>>30421288>>30421285"Actually, I'm even stronger than him," you inform Olibu, who suddenly looks very nervous. "I don't suppose there are any other places around here where strong warriors congregate?""We're the strongest around, unless you're crazy enough to go to Hell or something," he tells you."Well then, I guess I'm on the," you take out a pair of sunglasses and put them on, "Highway to Hell. YEEEAAAAH!"With that, you teleport straight to hell, which actually doesn't seem like that bad of a place. There are a bunch of mountains with jagged rocks, and a fountain of blood, but other than that, hell looks kind of boring.Suddenly, you see four figures approaching.>A. Say something>B. Wait for them to get closer>C. Something else
>>30421332>inb4 Bardock breaks the z-sword with his own sword. "THIS SWORD IS EVEN WEAKER THAN MY LAST ONE! WHAT THE FUCK KAIOSHIN?"
>>30421567>A"Yo, where the strong dead guys at?">CSSJ1
>>30421567Ha! this >>30421608
>>30421567"OKAY LADIES! PAPA FRANK'S HERE FOR ROUND 2 WHO WANTS TO GO?"
>>30421631>>30421608>>30421605>>30421751New thread theme http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G4i-6AVhuY"Yo, where the strong dead guys at?" you ask, transforming into a Super Saiyan.The figures keep approaching, until you can finally see them. One is short, with red skin and long white hair. One is much taller, and looks like an extremely muscular human with short red hair. The next is even taller, with dark blue skin. At the front of the group is a man with purple skin and a horned head.The red one holds a boombox, which he sets down, pressing play. Background music begins to play as the four stand side by side. The human looking one strikes a pose. "I'M RECOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!" he yells.The blue one then poses. "BUUUUUUUUUUUURTER!"The red one poses next. "I'M JEICE!"The music builds up as the purple one strikes the final pose. "I'M GINYU!""FIGHT""AS""ONE""TOGETHER""WE AAAAAAAAAAAAARE, THE GINYU FORCE!" they shout in unison.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30421809>B. Teleport behind Recoome and behead him, then use it as a hand puppet
>>30421809>BSay nothing and just beat the shit out of them
>>30421809Uh... Som. Would >>30421862 make us evil? If not then I totally second this.
>>30421885Treating evil people badly isn't evilspecially when you're in hell and they'll just grow back
>>30421809"It loses all impact on second time guys." "So yea, you wanna go round 2?"
>>30421899>>30421885>>30421864>>30421862All this hate for the ginyu force
>>30421809>A *mumbled under our breath* Not this fucking shit again...*sigh*>B fly up in the air doing a back flip, make 4 other ki puppets of ourself, land and then do a pose with the ki puppets"AND I'M FRAAAAAAAAAANK!"
>>30421809punch jeice in the nose repeatedly
>>30421926This.Let them know true fear.
>>30421922I like them, but I like trolling them more
>>30421969>>30421957>>30421946>>30421926You sigh, mumbling under your breath. "Not this fucking shit again...."You leap into the air and backflip, making four ki puppets of yourself. The five of you land, striking elaborate poses. The end result is that you look far more stylish and badass than the Ginyus, who stare in shock and awe."Uhh....Cap'n, I think we just got served, sir," Jeice comments."So, you know how to strike a pretty impressive pose," Ginyu comments. "You could be a great asset to the Ginyu force!""Uhh...sir, this is the guy that killed us," Burter comments."I don't discriminate, Burther," Ginyu comments.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30422071>A"Wait... where's that short green one? The one I taunted by pretending he was a dog?"
>>30422071>A Alright, but you need to stop killing innocents and being gigantic douchebags. Then I'll consider it.
>>30422119This, but be ready to IT behind Ginyu and take his head off if he makes anything resembling an offensive move.
>>30422071Jeice probably misses Space Straya
>>30422071"Sorry, I'm done with skintight uniforms." "Is there anyone strong to fight here? I reckon Frieza and King Cold want a round 2"
>>30422290I'd really rather not even talk to Ginyu at this point, knowing what I do about his abilities. But whatever, I'm outvoted.
>>30422332>>30422321>>30422290>>30422119>>30422135>>30422148>>30422226"Wait...where's the short green one?" you ask. "The one I taunted by pretending he was a dog?""He ran away during our fight on Earth," Burter reminds you."Deserters are disgraced. He is part of the Ginyu Force, no longer," Ginyu tells you. "So, we now need a fifth. Are you interested in joining the Ginyu Force?""Sorry, but I'm done with skintight uniforms," you tell him."Skintight what? We wear battle armor," Jeice tells you."Is there anyone strong to fight here?" you ask. "I reckon Frieza and King Cold want a round two.">New thread theme http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M4czJaBEBs"Yes, Super Saiyan, we would very much like to battle you once again," a familiar voice confirms.King Cold emerges from the shadows, in the form he battled you in, no injuries, no damage, nothing to suggest the horrific things you did to him are visible on his body."Monkeys can be rather amusing for games," another familiar voice adds.Frieza emerges as well, in his final form, raw hatred burning in his eyes.Both of them are here for a fight, and you can tell they have every intention of making you suffer.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30422492>A Oh sorry I didn't bring settlers of catan. Do you guys have something? I'm in the mood for some monopoly.
>>30422492>A."I'm in the mood for some Mortal Kombat">B. Go Super Saiyan 2Laugh like a maniac while walking slowly toward themAnd then you know what to do next
>>30422492"Isn't one of you missing?"
Should probably try to sense their Ki before charging into combat with them.
>>30422721that'd be goodbut SOM already said in one of his q&a's that we made Freeza cryso, yeah
>>30422492>A"Weren't there three of you before?">BSSJ2
>>30422492"U mad bro yolo?"
>>30422492Sense as per >>30422721then >>30422614
>>30422629>>30422626>>30422614>>30422548"I'm in the mood for some Mortal Kombat," you tell them, transforming into a Super Saiyan 2 and strolling towards them, laughing like a maniac.Frieza fires a barrage of death beams at you. They all strike with expert precision, and the impact causes a massive explosion, decimating the ground in the area of the blast and creating a massive crater stretching down into the darkness. It has essentially created an abyss within Hell, and you float directly above it, entirely unscathed.Frieza growls and grinds his teeth, while King Cold casually lifts a finger, gathering energy into a massive black and orange ball of energy. He laughs wickedly as he hurls it directly at you, and you make no effort to dodge it. It strikes you head on, creating an even mightier explosion and tripling the size of the crater. Flames dance around the edges, and magma erupts from within it. Your ki makes the magma move around you. You hover, surrounded by fire and hovering above darkness before two of your most hated enemies, who stare in shock at you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30422807>A."Honestly, I'm disappointed. My teenager son could beat you without using his hands">B. It to Cooler, take his arm off and beat him with it"Stop hitting yourself!"
>>30422845>he wouldn't use his hands>he'd use yours
>>30422807>B. Do somethingPrimal scream of rage.Grab King Cold.Impale him through Frieza.
>>30422877Cold*Sorry I've been up for way too long, it's taking it's toll
>>30422807casually stroll up to them while laughing the whole way and grab Frieza by the tail. just fucking slam him into cold until they're both crying like little bitches
We should go full Kenshiro and strike him with our fingers, using the power to blow up tendons, muscles, etc
>>30422807>>30422845Hahahaha totally this.Then do the impaling>>30422868
>>30422967ThisGoodnight everyone, I gotta go to bed.
>>30422807Now cue OUR music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYxbSRpVJ3s
Grab both of their heads and make them kiss.
>>30423057Nope, it's got to be http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edj6xSUzMp4
Beat the two of them to submission and then tie them to a chariot, which you will ride around hell like a pimp.
>>30423098>not the better version>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS4l_yCJNFw
>>30422982>>30422967>>30422933>>30422930>>30422891>>30422877>>30422868>>30422867>>30423057>>30423069>>30423098>>30423124>>30423136"Honestly, I'm disappointed," you comment casually. "My teenage son could beat you without using his hands. In fact, he'd probably use yours." You smirk. "I think I'll follow his example."King Cold shouts and fires a mighty energy wave that makes the ground tremble, but you are gone by the time it reaches the spot where you had hovered over the abyss. The blast continues into the distance, where it shatters one of the mighty mountains of hell into thousands of tiny, smoldering pieces.You appear before King Cold, and seize his outstretched hand. With strong pull, and the sickening sound of bones snapping and flesh ripping, you tear his arm from his body. Blood gushes both from the severed appendage and the body it was once part of. Cold cries out in pain and shock before attempting to strike you with his remaining hand. You casually lean to the side, grab it, and rip it off with hardly any effort. You proceed to backhand Cold with what was once his own hand, sending him flying into the distance. Using Instant Transmission, you appear behind him and ask "Why are you hitting yourself?" before impaling him through the chest with his own arms.Grabbing the lifeless corpse, you teleport to Frieza using Instant transmission. He looks at the body of his father with shock, horrified at how similar it looks to what you did to him. You shift King Cold in your hands, and thrust his head through Frieza's torso, impaling Frieza with his own father. The lifeless corpses of the two tyrants fall to the rocky ground before suddenly dissolving into a thick, black cloud of smoke. The cloud splits in two, and begins to take shape, transforming into the two warriors you just killed. The pair glares down at you with absolute hatred, only to glance behind you.You hear another familiar voice laughing insanely, and turn to see another o-
>>30423199>another o-wat nigga
>>30422807"I'll give you one chance." "Spank your son for being a naughty boy until he cries and says: 'I'm sorry daddy, the only reason I wear lipstick is to get your attention. Please don't spank me anymore. I know I've been naughty."
>>30423262next time we kill them I think we should just mess with them to no end.make them beg for mercy or whatever. i like the whole have Cold spank Frieza
I bet Popo is laughing
>>30423317isn't He always though?even now I can hear it
>>30423199>>30423254>>30423262>>30423335>>30423317>>30423299-ld foe, Doctor Gero. He laughs psychotically as he stands before you, seeming oddly confident despite most likely having witnessed your horrific killing of Frieza and King Cold."It's been a long time," he comments. "You have progressed beyond even my expectations; a most impressive accomplishment. You and your race are most intriguing. Your incredible natural aptitude for fighting, your remarkable ability to grow stronger each time you recover from a significant injury, your uncanny ability to find ways to increase your own power; these traits are magnificent. They are also wasted on a race like yours. All of that power, all of that potential, and you aspired to nothing beyond becoming slaves. You conquered countless planets, wiped out entire civilizations, only to run home and beg like dogs at the feet of your master. And even now, despite the unprecedented levels of power your kind have reached, you have nothing significant to show for it. This is why your race fell. You are foolish, primitive, concerned beyond nothing beyond simple combat. And this is why men like me, and even men like them, are superior," he says, pointing to Frieza and King Cold. He grins. "Imagine my extreme pleasure in hearing it was a being created by my own scientific research that ended your life. I have done something beyond what any scientist ever has. With your power, you were for all intents and purposes, a God; and I was responsible for your downfall." He throws back his head and laughs once more.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30423335Pretty sure he is pleased how frank went out of his way to hell to torment King Cold and Frieza.
>>30423358Shove his head up his own ass
>>30423358>B.Join in laughing, and point out we're just going to be wished back to life later.
>>30423358>BImpale him with King Cold.
>>30423358>B. Do somethingShrug.>A. Say somethingLife is a mortal condition. >B. Do somethingAtomic Wedgie.
Punch him in the faceEvery time he tries to talk or gloat, punch. Non-lethally but still somewhat painful.
>>30423358>>30423397First this>>30423392Then thisAnd say: "Well. you say so much shit, it'd go better in there"
>>30423358can we put our dick in his brain?
>>30423358I think it is finally time EMT>>30423426seconded
>>30423426No. That is magical realm territory.
>>30423493less magical realm, more like a show of total and complete disrespect and display of our superiority. In the middle of his shining moment
>>30423493>>30423426>>30423551No it's retarded.It's sexualised in many ways, and it's very into magical realm territory appealing to rape and humiliation fetishists.Go fuck yourself MathrianSigned, Dr. Leo
>>30423426A thousand times no. Mine is the no that will pierce the heavens.
>>30423576>>30423656>>30423661you guys are breaking my heart
>>30423576Sidenote:There's countless ways to beat someone, and humiliate them, in NON sexual ways.Please consider any of them before making another suggestion like that.
>>30423410Impale him with the body of frieza impaled with cold
>>30423358"Unlike you, I have plans to return to the land of the living." "Also, I have pretty much free reign to move to any afterlife I desire."
>>30423576I just think its funny. Doesn't really do anything for me so I guess I don't really see it as magical realm stuff. And no I will not, I've got shit to do.
>>30423512>>30423493>>30423476>>30423470>>30423426>>30423424>>30423423>>30423411>>30423410>>30423397>>30423392>>30423374You laugh along with him, and point out that you're going to be wished back soon. With that, you use your Instant Transmission to appear next to him, for some reason attempting to impale him with your genitals. To your surprise, he casually leans back, and then shoots into the air. He looks down upon you as if you are nothing but an insect, and he is a God."In a sense, I'm a God as well," he tells you.You gather power and shoot into the air after him, only for him to vanish and appear several feet away. You attempt Instant Transmission, but he dodges once more."I created life of my own; perfect life: the ultimate warriors! Beings immune to sickness, to age, to exhaustion: I created perfection!" he yells, his voice likely echoing for miles. He chuckles and smirks down at you. "Let our conflict be a battle of Gods. You are a God of destruction, only capable of tearing down wonders too magnificent and complex for your minuscule intellect to truly comprehend. Where I am a God of creation and rebirth!"A trio of fire balls, plummet through the air behind him, lighting up the hellish sky with blinding brightness. When they hit the ground, the Earth trembles, nearby mountains suffer horrific avalanches that crush hundreds of wicked spirits. Massive walls of flame and magma surround the pits that are formed from the collisions with the ground. From the pits rise three more familiar enemies.Ica, still outfitted with his mechanical enhancements, emerges first, lightning crackling along his body. He yells, and it shoots upwards all around him, crackling through the sky with a brilliant series of flashes.Android 22 emerges next, strolling casually through the flames and magma, cracking his neck and looking at you with a smirk, crashing his right fist into his left palm.Android 21 emerges last, her purple energy swirling-
>>30423734>tfw Frank will never get to stick his dick in anything worthwhile
>>30423734Hey.. wait a second...If Frieza appeared without his mechanical enhancements... why would Ica and Andriods 21-22 retain their mechanical parts? Wouldn't all of them just be sent to hell without the synthetic components that gave them any power boosts that they had, barring any genetic meddling?
>>30423884Frieza was never mechanized. Also, I don't know what idiot allowed the Androids to retain their bodies.
>>30423734>>30423827like a tornado around her. Her laughter echoes from the center of the vortex, and through the chaotic maelstrom of energy, you see her grinning ear to ear as she stares at you with eyes full of deep, endless hatred.The trio rises into the air side by side, leaving the burning ground, and the dark, bottomless pits below them. They stare at you as they slowly approach, assembling behind their creator. Doctor Gero throws back his head and laughs once more; an insane laugh of a man consumed in pride and power, a man who truly believes all of the boasts and gloating he provides, a man who truly thinks himself a God."Tell me, Saiyan, are you afraid?" he asks. "It's alright, you know; it's only natural. Take heart, you can no longer truly die; at least, not as far as any of us know. Though I wonder, if we continue to destroy your spirit each time it returns, will it ever be vanquished for good? I think that is an excellent question. And like all great questions, they can be tested for an answer. Are you prepared to face us? Are you ready to face the legions of Hell?"He gestures to the land below, where among the flames, countless wicked beings have gathered. You recognize some; Cui, Dodoria, The Master, countless PTO and Red Ribbon soldiers that have been sent to Hell by you and those around you. They gather below, and endless sea of damned souls that want nothing more than to tear yours apart.You turn back to Doctor Gero, who stares at you with no fear, no worry; only smug satisfaction and self assurance. The trio behind him are poised to strike at you with all of their considerable power, and the vast gathering of the damned below you eagerly prepare to rend you to pieces.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30423911in the show didn't Frieza revert back to normal in hell?
>>30423827>decide to check saiyan quest>see thisSuddenly my mind went back to those 'stick dick in mouth' and 'blow planet up' suggestions.I'm not sure if you're just joking or if you're really making a stupid critique on certain players choices, but either way, it wasshitty
>>30423911Yea but in the series. Mecha-Frieza was not in hell.
>>30423929I think that was filler, but yeah, that was never adequately explained. >>30423953Welcome to Hell! See what I did there? >>30423827Say that to your wives, I dare you.No dragon alive will be able to fix what they do to you
>>30423927>B. Go SSJ3
>>30423927"I always loved you 21. I'm sorry we couldn't make it work"
>>30423927>B.SSJ3 Unlimited Kistrand WorksAnd by this I mean FLOOD HELL WITH SUPER STRONG KI STRANDS MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>30423927>A"If you're a "god", then I'd hate to piss off the powers that banished you to this shithole.">BSSJ3. Let's see if we're strong enough to take 21 like this, using only physical strikes and abusing the HELL out of IT and afterimages.
>>30424018>against immortal androids who can absorb kiSee, this is why Frank got killed in the first place.
>>30423927"THIS IS WHAT I CAME TO HELL FOR!"SSJ 3Go to town
>>30423927>cue all the saiyans showing up on our side to fight the weaker mooksSOMplease
>>30423927>A. Say something'oh shit. This is just like when I go on a journey into the gaping void of my mind. Wonderif the doubt guy is going to show up'
>>30423927>BAscend to Super Saiyan 4! its the only way!
>>30423927"hmmm... nah"IT out of Hell, leaving them all with their thumbs up their asses forever more
We're in hell and with hell-regeneration. Does that mean SSJ3 Kaioken is viable while here?
>>30423927Lets try >>30424024I wonder if we can Kaioken too...
>>30424095No, but it means you won't run out of energy with it nearly as quickly
>>30424130can we do kaioken X20 while in SSJ?
>>30424130>>30424051Seconding this, even though it's not an action.The Saiyans can at least kill Cui, Red Ribbon and other weaklings
>>30423927B SSJ 3A this is GONA be fun
>>30424130SSJ3 Kaioken x3 for a TRIPLE THREE COMBO.>That's a Double 3 comboUSE AFTERIMAGES.
>>30423977SSJ3 and Punch all Punchable.
>>30424014>>30424017>>30424018>>30424024>>30424045>>30424049>>30424051>>30424062>>30424078>>30424079>>30424085>>30424095>>30424112>>30424130>>30424145>>30424148"If you're a "god" then I'd hate to piss off the powers that banished you to this shithole," you comment."That would be you," Gero replies.You smirk, and begin gathering your energy. Wind picks up around you, and you swear you can hear thunder rumbling in the distance. The howling legions below you grow quiet, Frieza and King Cold slowly back further away, and the howling legions below you grow silent. All of them sense that something is about to happen, but they don't know what. The four cyborgs before you do not react, already knowing what is coming. If they were to attack you right now, you would be destroyed in an instant, but they don't seize the opportunity. They seem to WANT for this to happen, you allow you to reach your full power, and then to tear you down. Well, if they want to see your full strength, you will not disappoint them."THIS IS WHAT I CAME TO HELL FOR!" you declare in a deafening roar that causes some of the beings below to take a step or two backwards, troubled by you despite the thousands that stand at their side to destroy you."Well then, what are you waiting for?" Gero asks.You let out a yell, not a normal yell, not even normal for you when you transform. Your yell lets out a shockwave that shakes the ground below, knocking dozens of the wretched denizens of hell below you off of their feet. Energy swirls around you, the wind picks up, the rumbling becomes more significant. The flames scorching the ground below dance in your eyes, and the energy dances around you. Your muscles expand, your hair grows longer, you hear the deafening roar of a mighty Oozaru in your ears as your own cry becomes louder and louder. The ranks of hell below you cover their ears, and with a final yell, you complete the transformation. There is a blinding flash of light, and yo-
>>30424441We either get shanked or he jus got cut off
Somnus was die.>house nclvidyOr he got salty and he's at his house playing vidya.
>>30424366>>30424357>>30424344>>30424277>>30424148>>30424145-u finally appear before your foes as you truly are, a being that has reached a level of power never before seen in the long history of the universe. You have risen to become what ancient legends spoke of, and surpassed that twice over. You are a true Super Saiyan, but you call this form Super Saiyan 3.Gero looks you over critically, then nods in approval. "Magnificent. Every time I believe that you have reached your limits, you surpass them and prove me wrong. But look around, you are hopelessly outnumbered, alone and surrounded in the dark abyss of hell itself. Before you stand four of the most deadly creatures to ever roam this miserable dominion. You face us now, you who have brought reckoning on so many others, must now face your own. This is your final stand, Super Saiyan."Before you can reply, and before your foes can attack, a series of explosions rock the ranks of the damned. Dozens of wicked souls vanish with agonized cries as they are consumed by the powerful attacks. The cyborgs in front of you glance downward, and both Frieza and King Cold do the same. You find your own eyes drawn to the blasts. You see nothing.Then, a truly massive blast of energy consumes the center of the demonic ranks, obliterating all that it touches. The ground is ripped open in other areas by the blasts and tremors, swallowing whole those unlucky enough to be standing in those spots. Chaos now consumes the army below you; some turn to flee, while others look around desperately for their attackers. The smoke clears in the location of the last blast, and you see who your new allies are.Hundreds of men and women, with tails and battle armor, stand surrounded by the hellish legions. At their front, staring down the bulk of the horde, is a man with spikey black hair, a brooch on his chest, and a long, flowing cape.King Vegeta, and the Saiyans have come to your aid.King Vegeta glances up at you, and gives a-
>>30424642King vagita confirmed for bro, just calling it now
>>30424642Kick 21's ass first this time.
So much win
>>30424642Dammit Som, this is just so awesome.
>>30424441>>30424468>>30424615>>30424642nod of acknowledgment, before turning his attention to Frieza and King Cold."My people suffered for decades under YOUR rule, Frieza," he shouts in a booming voice. "All of us were sent to hell because of you, whether from dying by your hand or in your name, our banishment here is due to you. You have much to answer for, and the Saiyans will make sure you suffer.""An interesting turn of events," Gero comments. "Frieza, Cold, you deal with the insects down there; command our servants and put these wretched malcontents in their place!"Frieza and Cold look furious at being ordered around, but nevertheless descend to the ground below to command their forces in battle against King Vegeta."You do realize they cannot win," Gero tells you. "This is an eternal conflict they have just committed themselves to; your Saiyan brethren. As I assume you have figured out, we cannot truly die here. Even if your King as his subjects manage victory over their enemies below, they shall simply rise again to take their vengeance. A pointless conflict, but then again, ours is as well. We can kill you, you can kill us, but no matter who the victor is, the vanquished shall be reborn, and the battle begins again." He chuckles. "I suppose this fits the Saiyan idea of heaven. And it will become my heaven when I watch you suffer.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30424860Why are we words?We should be punch.SSJ3 Punch to shut up stupid face.Also, tell Gero he's a dumbass who forgot that other saiyans can Zenkai. With enough murderous fighting, they will EVENTUALLY win.
>>30424860>B. IT behind him, afterimage, IT below him and do a rising super punch
>>30424909So this literally is Saiyan heaven. A place of constant war where you can continue to get more and more powerful. lolSeconding the punching
>>30424860Works for me robonuts (commence fighting)
>>30424909And eventually they'll reach SSJ, and eventually be so strong they don't even need to bother fighting Freeza since one ki blast will be enough
>>30424965>Implying Frieza hasn't grown more powerful since he got here
>>30424988He can't keep up with Saiyan Growth at all SOMEven Radditz is currently strong enough to say, completely humiliate the Ginyu force or beat Freeza's second form
>>30424860>A"My family and I rid the world of the living of you and your creations: and you, a self-proclaimed "god of creation", were damned to this place. You're doomed to an eternity of pointless stalemate.""As far as I'm concerned, I already won a long time ago.">BKill them, using fists, IT, and afterimages. When they come back, kill them again.
>>30424860"I should warn you, I'm a notorious masochist, so you might have to get a bit creative."
>>30425049>>30424988That's entirely why Freiza killed off the Saiyan race, isn't it.Though I wonder.What happen if Freiza does the job properlyKills off ALL the SaiyansConquers EarthAnd then Dr. Gero gets angry at Freiza?
>>30425122Now there is a quest idea. Gero quest.
>>30425164I'd play that.
>>30424984>>30424965>>30424957>>30424955>>30424940>>30424909>>30425180>>30425164>>30425144>>30425122>>30425120>>30425083>>30425049"Gero, you're a dumbass," you tell the mad doctor. "Did you forget that Saiyans grow stronger after every battle? With enough murderous fighting, THEY WILL WIN."He smirks. "I have not forgotten. They shall grow stronger, and so to shall we. It will be an endless cycle, an eternal war between beings growing stronger, and stronger, reaching perfection, and then surpassing even that!" He holds out his arms, gesturing to the battle raging below you. "You are a God of destruction, and I am one of creation, but we are both Gods of war! Behold what we have created, is it not glorious?"Below you, the Saiyans battle the vastly larger army around them. Yet, they seem to have the upper hand, each Saiyan seeming equal to a thousand of these pathetic creatures that dare to pit themselves against such mighty forces. King Vegeta slaughters a hundred PTO and Red Ribbon soldiers with a single energy wave, their bodies reduced to ashes littering the ground of hell. You see another pair of Saiyans that you know; Portat and Carros, decimating the enemy ranks. Porat fires an energy ball that barrels through the enemy line, consuming all those it touches and obliterating them. Carros rips the arms off a PTO soldier, lifts him up, and uses him to bash his other opponents, sending several foes flying into the airs and crashing down onto their comrades. Frieza and Cold bellow orders to the chaotic ranks below them, and their servants struggle to obey. The hellish army is being decimated, but reforming almost as quickly as they are destroyed. Broken ranks reappear, fallen legions rise once more, and the endless waves of the damned continue to crash against the Saiyan ranks.Watching the battle raging like a tempest below, you decide it's time for you to battle as well. You turn your attention back to Gero, who continues to smirk impetuously at-
>>30425276>turned hell into saiyan valhallaGlorious
>>30425276Why are we still talking and not punching?I wanna punch things.
>>30425314Truely, Frank is the hero that Saiyans deserve
>>30425350It's only polite to let the villains monologue and its he'll, so we have until we get Adobe back to punch things
>>30425276Since Bardock went back in time, and then became super saiyan...wait a fucking second don't tell me Bardock will be the saiyan fighing Freeza, oooh boy
>>30425397....auto correct your incredibly stupid
>>30425276>>30425314>>30425350>>30425358>>30425397>>30425415>>30425417-you. You've had it with him. Gero has been the bane of your existence for years now. He and his creations have tormented your family, ravaged your home, taken your life, and the lives of those you love. And now, even in death, his specter is here to harry you once again. Well, if he wants to face you, you'll give him exactly what he desires. He seemed strong enough to keep up with you as a Super Saiyan 2, but you have a feeling that he'll be no match for a Super Saiyan 3.You finally attack Gero, delivering a punch with enough power to decimate a planet, or, in this case, put down an old man. However, your fist stops just short of his face. Android 21 holds your wrist and grins devilishly down at you, before releasing it and delivering a kick to your face that sends you flying backwards. Horrific pain courses through you, and you can feel that she's broken your neck. It seems that she has grown far more powerful than the last time you fought, and you recall how much of your energy she pilfered during that confrontation. Your broken body falls to the ground as the mad laughter of Doctor Gero rains down from above. You feel yourself fading, but then, there is a bright light, and you are whole once more. You sit up, feeling completely refreshed and stronger than ever. You're ready for another fight. You blast off the ground, shaking the ground with the force of your launch and knocking several nearby Red Ribbon soldiers off their feet.21 smirks as you approach, getting into a defensive position. 22 flies up next to her, and Ica appears at her other side. The trio are ready to battle, and even with your increased power, you realize you have essentially no chance of defeating them.Suddenly, the ground begins to shake once more. A nearby volcano erupts, and you sense an enormous power within it. Someone shoots out of the volcano through the molten lava, rising above the torrent and flyin-
>>30425314Valhalla considers Grand Kai's planet basic training.
>>30425489Don't care, punch the shit out of things until I'm out of punch or out of things.
>>30425489Celestial Bureaucrat in charge of hell has had enough of inmates making a ruckus?
>>30425513"Oh you cleared Grand Kai's planet? Nice work scrub, I guess you'd survive a few seconds in Saiyanhalla"
>>30425528just how it ought to be
>>30425489-g in your direction so fast that he is by your side before you can even register that he is moving your way.He is clearly a Saiyan, judging by the tail and the battle armor; battle armor that looks rather familiar to you. It's green in color, and its owner looks familiar as well. He has a scar on his left cheek and wears a red headband. His hair is golden, as is the aura that surrounds him. You are in the presence of another Super Saiyan, one even more powerful than you."Well, you woke me up, now someone's gonna die," he says, and you find that you recognize the voice.You remember this voice desperately trying to convince a bar full of Saiyan warriors that Frieza was coming to destroy their world, that if they united, they could save it. You remember this man, the man who saved your life, as well as Salta's and Spina's. You remember this man who you named your firstborn son after.Bardock has come to join you.>Any questions before we conclude?
>>30425600>Any questions before we conclude?FIGHTAN TIME NEXT THREAD Y/Y?
>>30425600So where are we at, power-wise? And how powerful has Bardock gotten in hell?
>>30425600>Bardock has joined your team>The enemy team has disconnected
>>30425647We were at like 1.6bilThe Android kr3w is at like 1bil, except 21, who's at 3bill.Or that's what it was before we hell.
>>30425630Yeah, bro>>30425647You: 42,000,000Super Saiyan Bardock: Unknown>>30425671lel>>30425690You at Super Saiyan 3: 16 billionAndroid 21: 28 billionThat's how it was before this battle began>Any more questions?
>>30425647I'm guessing he's SSJ state is more powerful than our SSJ, not necessarily that his SSJ is more powerful than our SSJ3>>3042569016 billion = Frank SSJ3 (40 million x 400)Android 18 and 17 are 3 billion, the others weren't shown
>>30425600>Bardock is even more powerful then us as SSJ1Well I guess going back thousands of years in time give you lots of time to practice
>Start a war on hellFuck yes
>>30425719>28 billionWell, this will be good training.Is our base power for when we go back to earth already defined?
>>30425719Damn Som. This was a damn awesome thread. I definitely think this should be canon it was a hell of a lot of fun. Have a good night
>>30425725Yep>>30425753I hoped you guys would like it. I tried to make this an epic thing, you are in Hell after all.>>30425756No>>30425768You tooThat reminds me, do you guys want this to be canon?>Any more questions?
How fucked is Majin Buu going to be?
>>30425780Make it canon.Can't say yes enough
>>30425783Moreso than Fita when the two of you spend a night together.>>30425806Alright, one vote for canon>Any more questions?
>>30425815Make that two votes for canon.
>>30425815What are Carros' and Portat's power level
Has Kaioshin noticed the ridiculous power and if not, the fuck has he been doing?
>>30425850and King Vegeta's, since he's also important.
>>30425854Trying to unlock the secrets of the Mohawk.
>>30425841Two votes! Do I hear three?>>30425850Carros: 1 millionPortat: 1,200,000>>30425854He has not, he kind of sucks at his job.>Any more questions?
>>304258652 million>Any more questions?Next update will probably start around noon
>>30425879Does hell have any hierarchical structure at all?
>>30425879When we meet him, we must tell him that he does not deserve his Mohawk.
>>30425907Not really, there are ogres to keep order, but that's kind of gone out the window. At this point, Gero is pretty much King of Hell.>>30425913Agreed>Any more questions?
>>30425906From 1 to 10, 10 being "certain"how likely is it that they'll use the Fake Moon technique and fill Hell with Giant Death Monkeys and Mouth Lasors
>>30425879Thirded for canon
>>30425780I agree to making it canon.>>30425931>Gero>king of hellTime for some regicide.Well, not really since he's dead already. But let's at least give them a cool king like Bardock or King Virginia
>>30425936It depends on whether or not King Vegeta confronts Frieza>>30425940So that's three votes for canon now, do I hear four?>Any more questions?
"How was afterlife?""I might have started an eternal war on hell." "On the plus side everybody seemed to be enjoying themselves."
>>30425978Four!>King Virginia>>30425987The Saiyans are having a blast.>Any more questions?
>>30425979Fourth for canon. This is too awesome not too
>>30426041That makes five, at this point I officially dub this 'canon'
>>30425978Huh. So Gero has become extremely Saiyan-like in mentality.I wonder how he'd react if we pointed that out to him.
>>30426031Gotta love all those DBZ parodies
>>30426080It would lead to another monologue, are you going to make me do that? Because I enjoy writing those monologues.>>30426093My God...>>30426108Six!
>>30426129You should write it as a bonus even if we don't do it.Gero's megalomania is hilarious
>>30425931Condemned to eternal damnation, the Saiyans figure that if they can't have the galaxy, at least they can rule over Hell.
>>30426272They don't care about ruling, they just want to fight
Rolled 3, 2, 3, 4, 6 = 18>>30426308And by fighting they create a new hell order:MAIM KILL BURN