>What is This?Saiyan Story is a series of Choose Your Own Adventure threads in which you play the part of a Saiyan Warrior.>Stats (Bardock)Power Level: 40,000,000Health: ExcellentKi: 100%>RecapAfter a sparring match with Androids 17 and 18, you prepared for a date with Onia. The two of you went out to a nice burger place, only to discover that you had been followed. A pair of familiar looking girls in sunglasses, and an overly conspicuous dinosaur with a taste for human cuisine soon arrived at the restaurant, adding some entertainment to your meal. You soon left and taught Onia Instant Transmission, which you used to go to a movie theater. Goku, Chi Chi, and the mysterious dinosaur soon appeared in the theater, and you soon left with Onia. The two of you went to a spot in the woods you and your friends love to visit, and looked at the stars together. You spent the next several hours talking, and shared a kiss, falling asleep in each other's arms. The next day, Onia prepared from triceratops for breakfast, and the two of you went home, where your mothers soon appeared to interrogate you about your date. Your answers caused Salta to faint.
>>30352492>/tg/'s Bardock used Troll!>It's super-effective!>Opponent's Salta fainted!
As Fita goes to take Salta back to her room and Spina goes to check on Fluffy, you step out of your room and take a look around. The hallways are empty, except for your mothers heading to their various destinations. Stretching out with your senses, you sense Onia in her room, your siblings outside with Fluffy, Goku and Chi Chi near his house, Vegeta, Raditz, Nappa, and Ragus on Mars.>A:Go find Onia>B. Go find your siblings>C. Pay Goku and Chi Chi a visit>D. Go to Mars>E. Something else
>>30352722First Siblings, then the elder saiyans.
>>30352722You know what sounds nice right now? A sword.>EStretch really far and see if we can sense Huhn-Tresh.
>>30352772Thiscaptcha: robu quiLooks like Qui became an android.
>>30352807Plus, Huhn-Tresh is the only one of Frank's friends and family that doesn't know that he died. She would probably want to know.
>>30352807My bad, it's cui not qui
>>30352893>>30352833>>30352807>>30352772A thought occurs to you; one of your father's friends is probably unaware that he died. Huhn-tresh would likely want to be informed about what has happened. Reaching out with your senses, you search the galaxy until you find her energy signature. Using Instant Transmission, you vanish and appear in a tent right in front of her as she sits, meditating.Her eyes shoot open and she grabs her javelin, stopping mid thrust when she sees that it is you. "My apologies," she tells you. "Your visit is unexpected. What brings you here?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30353006>A It's fine, no problem. I wanted to inform you that unfortunately my father died in battle.
>>30353006>A"Well, something happened on Earth. My dad was killed day before yesterday, fighting a pair of powerful cyborgs. I figured you should know.""We'll be bringing him back as soon as we can, but I thought that starting on a ki weapon might take my mind off it for a while in the mean time."
>>30353006Pretty much this:>>30353026Should we tell her that we have it on good authority that he is enjoying the afterlife?
>>30353090Does Huhn-Thresh know about the dragonballs already?
>>30353148Yes, she does. Frank told her about them in fair detail: how many sets there are, the fact that they take time to recharge, what some of their capabilities and limitations are, and how he's a little concerned about not really knowing how they work.
>>30353006>A. Say something"Thought you'd like to know that dad's dead."
>>30353026>>30353090>>30353097>>30353143>>30353148>>30353179"It's no problem," you tell her. "I wanted to tell you that unfortunately my father was killed the day before yesterday in a battle against a powerful cyborg. I figured you should know."Huhn-tresh looks like you just smacked her in the face. Sighing sadly, she closes her eyes and gives a small nod. "I see, that is unfortunate. I am sorry about your loss. Your father was a good man and an incredible warrior.""We'll be bringing him back as soon as we can," you assure her. "But, I thought that starting on an energy weapon might take my mind off it for a while in the meantime."Her face brightens at the reminder that your father will be brought back. "Very well, what type of weapon do you wish to create?">A. Say something>B. Do somethingThis is a big decision, so I will give you twenty minutes to reach a consensus on this
>>30353253A rapierWhile rapiers were most commonly used in duels by nobels, in a streetfight the could be used in combination with punches kicks and headbutts.
>>30353253>A"Well, my dad's old sword was a saber. So that might be nice."
>>30353287Sabers do the exact same thing though, but better.
>>30353253In all honesty, there's a lotta crazy maneuvers one can pull off with a relatively mundane broadsword. Although a weapon that can be easily drawn and sheathed without telegraphing the attack might be in order here, since Bardock seems to take a flexible yet measured approach to fighting. It should fill a niche that punches or kicks can't.
>>30353326Yes, but a rapier is much lighter than a cavalry saber so it can be used more quickly and effectively if we were to wield it with one hand.
>>30353253Weren't they obsoleted by heavy sabers?
>>30353253I say an Odachi.for those who don't know what that is. Ichigo's bakai sword is an Odachi. As is Sephiroth's Masamune. They are rather long yet fairly maneuverable weapons. I also quite like the style of them
>>30353388I really feel like speed is not a huge issue here. We are generally fighting opponents with nothing but their fists and we rarely have an issue landing hits. We just need something that does more than bludgeon. I feel at this point its about aesthetics more than anything.
>>30353388Rapier isn't that light, it's around 1kg, which is around the weight as a long saber.
>>30353404So basically an one edged bastard sword without hand guard?
>>30353388The main reason for a saber would be that it was what Frank used. It'd be a sign of respect.In terms of what Bardock might use otherwise, a butterfly sword is about the most flexible weapon you could imagine.
>>30353439>>30353447I dunno, I'd like it if we had a rapier but an odachi is still pretty cool.
>>30353404Like a No-Daichi? Or is that something different?
I'd say an axe or a warhammer, because OP said they do the most damage. Solarflare + IT should give the time for that hit to go in.
Honestly, I'd love to see how that bow thing works.
>>30353480I kinda like this choice. It can be concealed and used to surprise combo from physical attacks, and it's long enough to give some extra reach.
>>30353481The problem with a rapier imo is that as it is made to be fairly flexible it makes it shit for doing any sort of blocking, regardless of how much ki we put into it. A more rigid sword will allow us to actually block which could be useful.>>30353510Yes. a No-Dachi is essentailly a longer version of a OdachiHeres an idea of types of Japanese swords:Chokutō (直刀?, "straight sword"): A straight single edged sword that was produced prior to the 10th century, and without differential hardening or folding.Tsurugi/Ken (剣?, "sword"): A straight two edged sword that was produced prior to the 10th century, and without differential hardening or folding.Tachi (太刀?, "big sword"): A sword that is slightly longer and more curved than the later katana. Tachi were worn suspended, with the edge downward.Uchigatana (打刀?): A development from the tachi. A shorter, one handed blade. Worn with the edge upwards in the obi.Katana (刀?, "sword"): A general term for the traditional sword with a curved blade around two to three shaku long, worn with the edge upwards in the obi. Developed from the uchigatana.****Ōdachi (大太刀?, "big big sword")/Nodachi (野太刀?, "big field sword"): Very large tachi.Nagamaki (長巻?, "long wrapping"): A sword with a blade much like that of a tachi or katana, but with a handle that is of about equal length to its blade.Wakizashi (脇差?): A general term for a sword between one and two shaku long.Kodachi (小太刀?, "small tachi"): A tachi that is between one and two shaku long. Kodachi were typically more curved than wakizashi and had a longer handle.
>>30353555I'm guessing it's like a quincy bow but with energy arrows and an actual metal bow.
>>30353603>>30353595>>30353573>>30353555>>30353531>>30353510>>30353481>>30353480>>30353479>>30353447>>30353439>>30353404>>30353389>>30353388>>30353379>>30353326>>30353322>>30353287>A. Odachi>B. Saber>C. Rapier>D. Bow>E. Hammer
Get a pimp cane
>>30353661Butterfly swords! Concealable, thick blade for blocking, can be drawn quickly without making it real obvious that we're gonna attack with swords.
>odachi is actually going to win over a meaningful gesture of respect towards Bardock's dad
>>30353679>>30353685>>30353714>>30353733>>30353763>>30353807>>30353825>>30353854>A. Odachi>B. Saber>>30353697>>30353734Please vote from the provided options
>>30353661Just make one of those polls like previously.
>>30353661chain dil->>get's punchedI mean... D
>>30353921>A. Odachi>>30353926that may be a good idea actually.
>>30353921>B. SaberBecause an odachi is probably as long as Bardock is tall, and that shit just isn't a useful weapon in combat.
>>30353926>Aa poll would be good
>>30353959cus let's face it, that prevents samefaggotry unless somebody is determined enough to use proxies, at which point, whatever.
>>30353992Yeah, I agree.
>>30353926Yeah just make a poll
>>30353921>>B. SaberNo-Dachi is long, but kinda slow. We don't have to worry about cavalry while on foot, either.
>>30354026>>30354011>>30353992>>30353972>>30353961>>30353959>>30353945>>30353941>>30353926http://strawpoll.me/1184085poll, 20 minutes
>>30354069>http://strawpoll.me/1184085In the mean time, can Bardock talk to Huhn-Tresh so we have something actually happening?
>>30354069>>30354130Thats fine by me
What will Bardock use to compensate with?
>>30354236Why do you think Sephiroth wanted to destroy the planet in the first place? They didn't make hummers big enough for him.
>>30354180Huh that makes me wonder... What kind of tiny cock does Sephiroth have to have to be using Masamune lol
>>30354180If he takes after Frank, he'd probably be using a pocket-knife. The joke is that Frank is packing
>>30354317>Implying he wouldn't get a pimp cane.
>>30354317Ha I bet A pocket-knife makes moving so much easier
>>30354378>>30354365>>30354317>>30354286>>30354265>>30354180>>30354152>>30354130You tell her you wish to create an Odachi. She seems a bit confused until you explain what this weapon is, at which point she nods and rises to her feet."As part of the deal with your father, I have gathered the necessary materials to forge your weapon," she tells you. "We can go to the forge now. Or, you can get your own materials. Your choice.">A. Go to the forge>B. Go get materials
>>30354518>B. Go get materialsMight as well have fun with this.
>>30354518>A"This is a sacred process for your people, right? I'll do it the right way, gather my own materials."
>>30354518>B. Go get materialsGotta go on that personal journey to make it legit and stuff.
>>30354568Well, that's >B. Sorry, I just default to >A whenever I say something.
>>30354583>>30354577>>30354568>>30354543>>30354538"This is sacred for your people, right?" you ask. "I'll do it the right way and gather my own materials."She smiles. "That is very respectful of you. Very well, follow me and we shall begin gathering what we need."She exits the tent, and you follow closely behind. A few people throw some odd looks in your direction, but nobody dares question what Huhn-tresh is doing. She leads you out of the village and into the nearby forest, which is far less inviting than the one you and your friends spend time in. The two of you head North in a trek that takes several hours. Finally, you reach your destination; the entrance to a massive cave."The metal you will need to forge your weapon is contained in black stones in the back of the cave," she tells you. "You must go in alone to retrieve any stones, and I advise you to be cautious; the cave is dangerous.">A. Say something>B. Enter the cave>C. Something else
>>30354518"I'd rather just visit the cave of wonders."
>>30354766>AThank you. I believe I shall return shortly.>B. Enter the cave
>>30354795Yep this, I wonder what our trial will be...
>>30354766>A"Nothing ventured, nothing gained.">B
>>30354766>A. Say something"It's okay, I'm pretty sure the cave is more afraid of me than I am of it." "Or was that wild bears? I forget."
>>30354912>>30354901>>30354832>>30354823>>30354795"Thank you, I think I'll be returning shortly," you tell her. "After all, it's more afraid of me than I am of it...or was that wild bears? Oh well, nothing ventured, nothing gained."With that, you enter the cave. It is pitch black, so much so that you can't even see your hand in front of your face. After about five steps, you trip over a rock. You fall and slam your face on the ground, resulting in a familiar laugh from deeper inside the cave.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30354986>BUse a small ki ball to light the way.
>>30354986>B. Do somethingGrab the rock and fling it towards the laughter.Wait till you hear *OUCH*Then try to imitate the laughter
>>30355091This is good. Also, activate Ki sense!
>>30355091>>30355063>>30355017>>30355026You fumble around until you feel a stone. Picking it up, you hurl it in the direction of the laughter. There is no response except the sound of the stone hitting the cave floor. Creating a ball of energy, you rise to your feet. Now that you can see, you navigate past all of the rocks and holes, until you come to the back of the cave, where someone is waiting for you.His skin is a mixture of white and purple, and he stands on two three-toed feet. Small parts of his body are no longer there, replaced with metal. He smirks arrogantly at seeing you, and your blood runs cold as you realize who you are seeing.Cooler.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30355197Let our rage bubble up to the surface, go SSJ2 and give him the hardest punch in the face ever.
>>30355197>BSSJ2. No words, only punching.All the punching.
>>30355197>A."Go choke on a dick. You killed me when I wasn't at my best and you got what you deserved for it."you guys remember this is a test
>>30355197A"Well, look who's here to ambush me in the dark! Should I tie myself up for you, make it fair?"
>>30355197put your dick in his mouth
>>30355197>A"I was a child when you killed me. Now, I'm not. I'm not afraid of you.">BSSJ2
>>30355214>>30355226>>30355238>>30355265>>30355325>>30355280Vote, these are good
Nooo! You picked the inferior eastern weapon and not the superior western weapon!This display lacks honor.
>>30355340Do >>30355325Please institute some sort of filter so Bardock doesn't get his dick torn off by Cooler's teeth.
>>30355367Mostly I'm miffed that we didn't have Bardock make a weapon like his father's.
Rolled 16 + 5cmon this is the perfect time for dick in mouth!
>>30355393>>30355387>>30355378>>30355361>>30355325"I was a child when you killed me," you tell him. "Now, I'm not. I'm not afraid of you.""Really? Your death was not long ago," he reminds you. "And you still seem to be a child to me." He chuckles. "Yes, a child in way over his head."You transform into a Super Saiyan, and begin to yell. The cave shakes, your muscles expand, your aura grows more intense, lightning flashes around you and your power doubles. You give a final yell and become a Super Saiyan 2.He chuckles. "You are very much outmatched, Super Saiyan. I am more powerful now than I ever was before. They do most impressive work.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30355529>B No words just fucking punch him
>>30355529Use FIST on ENEMY
>>30355529IT behind him, kick him in the spine and catch him in the flight with Ki-strands.
>>30355529>A"If you won't shut your damn mouth, I'll shut it FOR you.">BIT in front of him, step to the side and leave an afterimage, then hit him with an uppercut to the jaw.
>>30355587Ki strands are Frank's technique.
>>30355616That'll be good.>lefs fistscHit him with the left fist.
>>30355762>>30355738>>30355710>>30355662>>30355616"If you won't shut your damn mouth, then I'll shut it for you," you tell him.He laughs as you vanish, appearing in front of him. You sidestep as he goes to punch you and leave an afterimage, then deliver an uppercut to the jaw that causes him to stagger back a few steps.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30355921>BIT behind him, kick him in the back of the head, IT in front of him, and aim a haymaker for his throat. Combine the forward momentum of the kick with the punch.
>>30355921B.IT behind him, elbow him at the base of his neck to disorient him.IT in front of him, punch him in the throat, then in the gut.Grab him by the throat and put two fingers to his chest and blast him through the chest with ki, in the same place we were killed.
>>30355971Go for this
>>30355971If we do this, aim the ki up and away from the entrance to the cave. Just in case a 4 billion PL ki blast proves to be a bad thing.
>>30356019hahahah yeah make sure we do this
>>30355971I like this, but make sure we don't destroy the planet or the ace with the ki blast.
>>30356129>>30356073>>30356019>>30356004>>30355997>>30355988>>30355971Using Instant Transmission, you teleport behind him and elbow the base of his neck. After that, you teleport in front of him and punch him in the throat, then the gut. You grab his throat and put two fingers to his chest, blasting right through it. You hear gasping above you.However, that sound is quickly replaced by laughter. Looking up, you see Cooler grinning down in amusement."Well," he says. "It looks like you're done, in more ways then one."He raises his right hand and flicks your face, sending you flying and crashing into the wall at the other side of the cave. You fall dazed to the ground as Cooler approaches, grabbing you by the hair and lifting you up."So, what was that about shutting my damn mouth?" he asks.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30356257B.Mouthblast him. In his mouth. Preferably, in his open mouth.
>>30356257>B. Do somethingBring our fists together with his head in the center.When he drops us, punch him in his mouth and blast at the same time.
>>30356257Just thinking about it... this cave is an illusion. Might we not be better off not fighting it? It also only attacked us when we attacked it. Fighting ourselves or something?
>>30356472That, and we put a hole in his goddamn chest already.
>>30356472Then we imagine him with no mouth.
>>30356472>>30356314>>30356287Choose what to do
>>30356563>A."I killed you a long time ago Cooler. Its over. I will no longer be afraid of you. Now disappear and bother me no more."little bit silly but it seems to work in movies
>>30356622I'll go with that.He's dead. Our moms killed him. WE killed him once in here already.
>>30356622>>30356674Actually yeah, I just read that again. It should be "You died a long time ago".
>>30356731Lol yeah that a good pointmake this change >>30356724>>30356731
>>30356757>>30356732>>30356731>>30356674>>30356622"You died a long time ago, Cooler," you tell the specter. "I won't be afraid of you any longer, now be gone."He just laughs. "I died long ago, did I? Did you ever find a body? Did it never occur to you that I might be a bit harder than my brother to dispose of? He and my father died like fools. But me, I'm a survivor. I knew continuing to fight as I was would spell doom, so I bought my time, made some friends. And now, I am far more powerful than I ever was, more powerful than any being in the universe!">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30356861>A Oh really? Are you more powerful than a super saiyan 3?>B Start yelling and charging up to bluff then IT to his front and fire an energy beam into his chest
>>30356861>A. "Right, and you magically appeared inside a cave that's known for psychologically fucking with people. The voices in my head call bullshit"
>>30356622This test is whether you can overcome an opponent that's stronger than you, not one of those mental challenges.
>>30356861>A"You're wrong.">BWhen he tries to respond, shove our hand in his mouth and send a ki blast down the back of his throat.
>>30356861You mean "bode" your time. Geez, for an alien overlord who does so much posturing, you sure have a shaky grasp of your own fucking language.
>>30356861>A."More powerful than any being in the universe... And your spending your days in a dank dark cave? The same cave, on the same planet, where my father fought someone who couldn't possibly be here?" >B.Show your boredom at this charade.>A.Either you are a figment of my mind or you are some being attempting to feed on my energies. Regardless, I have no time for this.">B. Attempt to pick up rocks and leave with them.
>>30356938Actually, the word would be "bide", past tense "bided".
>>30356914Ah damn. I just rechecked thread 47, I thought we lost. Didn't realize we DID manage to beat him. Disregard >>30356940 Unless anyone wants to try it and see if it will work.
>>30356972Whoops!>>30356937I'll second the action in here. Talking him down alone won't do any good, we're gonna have to wrestle our own fears here.
>>30356972Actually, I think we're both right. But it's definitely not "bought".
>>30356861>A. Say something"You think you're so cool, but let's see how you handle this." >B. Do somethingKiss him on the mouth. While he is in shock MOUTHBLAST
>>30357039>>30357010>>30356972>>30356940>>30356938>>30356937>>30356914>>30356912>>30356910>>30357063>>30357064"You're wrong," you tell him, rising to your feet.He throws back his head and laughs. "Well, if you're not convinced that I'm invincible; put me to the test! I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest."You shove your hand in his mouth and fire an energy blast down the back of his throat. Jerking your head back, you're shocked to see that it's had absolutely no effect."What a pity," he comments. "I applaud the effort, but you must realize that trying to fight me is a futile gesture."He takes a deep breath, and blows. You feel yourself forced into the wall once again, unable to fight the wind.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30356861this sounds funny. seconding
>>30357064Creative, outside the box. I like it
>>30357116>BIT, grab some rocks, IT out of the cave.This was tedious the first time, now I'm just starting to hate it with an irrational passion.
>>30357116>B Bardock Bomber
>>30357116IT behind him then >>30357064
>>30357116A."You... can't... be... here! SOLAR FLARE!"B.Solar Flare. Take the moment that we light up everything to see what's where in the cave.
>>30357064The kiss of death
>>30357266>>30357171>>30357163>>30357131>>30357064Using Instant Transmission, you teleport behind him. "You think you're so cool, but let's see how you handle this."When he turns to face you, you kiss him full on the mouth, following it with a mouthblast to his face. His head is enveloped by the massive energy wave, and when you stop the blast, you see that it had absolutely no effect."Sorry, I don't swing that way," he tells you, grabbing you by the throat and lifting you off the ground.You struggle to breath as he tightens his grip, your vision becoming darker.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30357358>BIT around, get some rocks, IT out.I'm sick of this shit.
>>30357358>B Drop to SSJ1 and use kaioken x3
>>30357387I guess. I don't know how else SOM intends for us to do this.
>>30357358Okay, it's clear we can't beat him like this.>B. Do somethingDig deep like a motherfucker
>>30357438I'd say that's a good idea, but Bardock doesn't know Kaioken does he? So the only path is to dig deep.
>>30357358just thinking about it... This cave absorbs ki and last time Frank had to CRUSH the guy's head to kill him. So....>>30357450AND PUNCHES! ALL THE PUNCHES!
>>30357470He does. He's the reason that Salta, Spina, and Fita stopped teaching IT to the kids, because he started using it too recklessly. He's also had plenty of time in the otherworld to learn to use it well.
>>30357479That and punching him seemed to work, and ki blasting him through the chest didn't.
>>30357358"Well how about swinging THIS WAY!"Spin really fast and slam him into cave wall.
>>30357683>>30357566>>30357496>>30357479>>30357470>>30357450>>30357438>>30357387>>30357382You drop to your normal Super Saiyan form, resulting in laughter from Cooler."Finally resigned yourself to your fate, have you?" he asks. "A wise decision, spare yourself further pain.""Kaio-Ken times three!" you shout."Kaio-what?" he asks as you punch him in the face with your left hand and punch his hand off your throat with the other.You drop to a crouch and charge, attacking him with a fearsome flurry of punches and kicks, all of them having no effect on him. He sighs and raises his right hand, pointer finger aimed at you, and blasts you through the heart. You fall to the ground as everything goes black.You wake up sometime later, looking up at the ceiling, your chest hurting horribly. You struggle to sit and see the rocks you need right in front of you. Just one should be more than enough to forge your weapon.>A. Take a rock>B. Take several rocks>C. Something else
>>30357807>A. Take a rockDon't be greedy, we only need one.
>>30357807>AThen get the fuck out of this retard-ass room.
>>30357944I'm thinking we may want to go ask Fita how Frank went SS3, or just try to do it ourselves, before we forge the weapon. Thoughts anons?
>>30358001Sure, but we're already here so we should probably forge it first
>>30358001If you forge is while in Super Saiyan 2, it will increase in strength if you reach Super Saiyan 3 just like you will
>>30358001Fita doesn't know, Bardock hasn't got the control over SSJ2, and he's never done an oozaru transformation. So he really doesn't have the skills or experience necessary to do SSJ3.Salta and Spina, on the other hand...
>>30358032>>30358001>>30357944>>30357830>>30357829You take one of the large black rock and get the hell out of the cave as quickly as you can. You find Huhn-tresh waiting outside. She sees that you have the rock and nods."We can proceed to get the next bit of materials now," she tells you. "Or do you have any questions?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30358101"no, but that was.. intense "
>>30358101>A No, but that was very...Realistic. What happened in there?
>>30358043Ah wonderful. Thanks SOM. Btw did we get any sort of increase in power, like last time?>>30358101this>>30358144
>>30358101>A. Say something"How the hell did dad manage to win in there?"
>>30358101>A"Just give me a minute here, the cave just shot me through the heart.""So, what else did you and my dad do while he was here the first time? When I told you he died, your reaction wasn't what I'd expect from someone who spent so little time with him, such a long time ago."
>>30358144>>30358123Guys should we?>pic related
>>30358226In all honesty, the experience sucked balls all the way through.
>>30358275Seriously, it was ass-tastic.
>>30358101k changing my vote to >>30358188Then say>A."You know, I kind of liked that cave. Why has nobody thought of living there?" you ask.>>30358275Yeah, but whether we win or lose there isnt much better than a fight.
>>30358275That cave sucked donkey dick
>>30358101>A. Say something"Can you use this cave more than once?" "Because if so, I'm totally coming back here at least once a week until I beat the living shit out of that bastard or until the cave gets tired of me."
>>30358101>A. Say something"How much for a second try?"
>>30358375>>30358370>>30358310>>30358188>>30358187>>30358144>>30358123"It was...very realistic, and intense," you tell her. "What happened in there?""The cave is a place of ancient power," she tells you. "Where that power comes from, I am not certain. Warriors seeking to prove themselves worthy of wielding energy weapons enter the cave as part of their trials. There, they face something, usually a specter of some kind, an old foe, one they will face. It is meant to help us conquer our greatest challenges, or face our deaths like true warriors. You have clearly shown capability of doing one or the other, and so have proven yourself in this trial.""So, what else did you and my dad do while he was here the first time?" you ask. "When I told you he died, your reaction wasn't the kind I'd expect from someone who spent so little time with him, so long ago.""Your father's visit was a special moment in my life," she tells you. "It was the first time I had encountered someone not of this world. It was also the first time since childhood that I encountered someone who could best me in combat. He showed himself to be an honorable individual, worthy or respect. Great warriors are remembered here, as are friends. And like anyone else, I was saddened to hear a friend had died, though I am glad to hear that he died like a true warrior; he deserved no less.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30358551get teary eyed and then stammer "w-will you be my new mommy?"
>>30358551>A"It sounds like he left a strong impression.""When we're ready to revive him, I'll stop by and let you know. I think he'd like that. But for now, let's move on to the next step."
>>30358551>>A. Say something"Don't worry, it's not like death is the end.""Or permanent for that matter." "Or otherwise much of a restriction, seeing that dad can apparently communicate with the living telepathically through sheer willpower if he needs to." "Anyway, I've died like 2 times now, 3 if you count that last one, so if you've got questions about the afterlife, I can probably answer." "Who knows, I might have sparred with some of your local heroes at the Grand Kai's place"
>>30358758Another time if you count when Salta died while pregnant with Bardock.
>>30358796>>30358776>>30358758"Don't worry, it's not like death is the end, or even permanent in some cases," you tell her."Indeed, those Dragon Balls that you use are incredible," she tells you. "It seems your father will have many more glorious battles to fight.""Death doesn't seem to be all that restrictive, either," you tell her. "It seems my dad can communicate with the living through his willpower alone if he needs to. I've died twice, three times if you count the cave; so, if you have questions about the afterlife, I can probably answer. Who knows, I might have sparred with some of your local heroes in the next world."She smiles and shakes her head. "You and your family are very impressive individuals. Thank you, the offer is tempting, but I prefer to leave matters of the spiritual realm as something of a mystery. That way, I have at least one more adventure when my time comes.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30358945>A *smile* I understand, what is the next step in forging my sword?
>>30358945>A"I can see why my dad likes you so much. I think you'd get along with my moms pretty well, too... especially Fita."
I'd be down to combine >>30358975 and >>30359027.
>>30358945>A. Say something"It's significantly more mundane than you'd think." "I can introduce you to a god if you want."
>>30359100>>30359092>>30359060>>30359044>>30359027>>30358975You smile. "I understand. I can see why my dad likes you so much. I also think you'd get along with my moms pretty well...especially Fita."She smiles. "I have met them; they are very impressive women, and though I have not seen them fight, I can tell that they are true warriors. You come from a truly mighty family.""So, what's the next step in forging my sword?" you ask.She answers your question with one of her own. "How do you feel about plants?">Any questions before we conclude?Did everybody have fun? Next update tomorrow starting between 3:00 and 4:00 PM Eastern
>>30359159I had fun. And I am so glad you concluded because now I can go pass out.Archive http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=SomniusDid we get a powerup from the Cave? Just curious since when Frank went in he went from 700,000 to 1 mil.
>>30359159"Mom says smoking weed turns you into a passive idiot that does nothing but laughs to his own jokes."
>>30359159So what would it actually take for Huhn-Tresh to decide to openly admit her obvious attraction to Frank? Because that shit's not exactly subtle.
>>30359159No questions, goodnight SOM
>>30359240You did, new power level: 42,000,000>>30359285Goodnight>>30359261That would be telling>Any more questions?
>>30359308Awesome. Night SOM. Seeya tomorrow.
>>30359308So I guess the next question is "would she?"
>>30359159>"How do you feel about plants?""I like meat"
>>30359338Would she what? Admit her attraction to him? She's done that in the past.>>30359329Goodnight, see you tomorrow>>30359356lel>Any more questions?
>>30359371Is there any way to win the fight in the cave, or is it just "If you puss out no metal"
>>30359474This...specter was far too powerful for you to have any hope of winning. In a situation like that, your test is to see if you face your death like a warrior or flee like a coward.
>>30359517So basically, it depends on which character takes the test.
>>30359517Well great. Glad we passed then. Can you tell us what would have happened if wed just tried ot IT out with a rock?
>>30359637The specter manifests as something the person on the trial had strong emotions about. Fear, love, or in this case, hate and rage.>>30359663You would have failed and not been permitted to create your weapon.>Any more questions?
>>30359689What was Huhn-Tresh's specter? And does Frank's having beaten her make him secretly the ruler of her people?
>>30359689What would happen if Fluffy entered? Fluffy knows only how to love
>>30359942He would have had to face something else, like Spina telling him she hates him or something.>>30359800She was not ruler yet when they battled, so, no. If they were to battle again and he were to win, then yes, he would be ruler.>Any more questions?
>>30359979Are you done pretending it's not the cave from Empire Strikes Back?
>>30360058It was certainly inspired by the cave from Empire Strikes Back. I love Star Wars.>Any more questions?
>>30360076Darth Cooler: Best idea or best idea?
>>30359979That word does not exist in Fluffy's dictionary.
>>30360104>Implying that isn't coming in the future.Go back and reread the encounter with Cooler, and keep in mind what Huhn-tresh said about the specters.>Any more questions?
>>30360124This is true, he would likely have a vision of Spina getting harmed or strongly disapproving of him.
>>30360156I'm pretty sure Fluffy's trial would be Spina trying to put him on a diet.
>>30360178The cave is not that cruel.>>30360182Prepare your anus, and I hope you aren't sick of cyborgs yet.>Any more questions?
>>30360222Honestly, I never liked them much to begin with. After mecha-frieza and cyborg Tao are the only ones I ever liked, after that it got stale.
>>30360222Fluffy's trial is to jump through a flaming hula hoop.
>>30360222I bet Frank and co are.
>>30360401Yep>>30360357Don't worry, these ones aren't Red Ribbon. The cybernetics division of that army id destroyed, and Doctor Gero's research exists only in the Capsule Corp Databanks. The few remaining officers from the army are too busy hiding and/or squabbling to reform the army in any significant way.>>30360400>Implying Spina hasn't prepared him for that>Any final questions before I leave?
>>30360452What would Goku see if he went in the cave?
>>30360452Oh, I am sick to DEATH of cyborg enemies coming back from apparent defeat/death to be a pain in our collective ass.
>>30360602Well, you won't have to worry about mecha-Frieza, you left NOTHING of that bastard. The Ginyu force is wiped out, except for Guldo, and you destroyed all of the Red Ribbon Androids besides 17 and 18. >>30360590Excellent question, I'm not entirely sure.>Goodnight everybody!