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>>30324269Well, i'm gonna get a warm drink while we wait for the others to show up.Should we just fast forward the other omega fights and get to Brass vs Kremlin?
>>30324364Sounds good to me
>>30324364I've been here for awhile I just assumed you were going to finish your introductory post.Sorry it took me so long to reply, to your post, been playing RTKXI to pass the time.
Alright, typing. Im going to post the Brass cards I made the other day so its easier to keep track of what options we have. For now, here's his sheet
Johnny Gomez: "Well, that was the last rest of the night. I would say that was the last break, but considering the fighters on our last bout, that would probably be a lie."Nick Diamond: "That's true, ohnny. I hope everyone had time to empty their bladders and get some snacks, because you certainly won't want to miss anything of what's about to happen."********The lights go down and spotlights shine on the northern entrance as the Red March starts playing. A cold wind blows across the arena as a giant of a man walks out flanked by two massive bears he holds by thick chains on his hands.Johnny: "There's Kremlin, this man is large and mean, but don't let his size fool you, he's faster than you would believe!"Nick: "I don't know, Johnny. This is the XWF, I'm willing to believe if you tell me."Johnny: "I guess that's a healthy way of thinking, Nick. You are right, here at the XWF, we have the best fighters in the world, and right now we are witnessing the new season for the Omega League, so these men are the best of the best!"Kremlin reaches the feet of the arena. In this occasion, The Kew has built a replica from a western movie, with a 5 ft deep sandy deser splattered with rock formations, and even added some tumble weeds running around the circular stage. The arena fills almost every inch that the audience left, for a round scenario with almost 150ft radius from the middle.********Captcha: xcessave brutalityYes, captcha wants blood, too
>>30324531Can we have Brass come out wearing a Stetson and a Sheriff's badge?
>>30324531Then, the spotlights shift, and out comes the Brass Reaper, a theme of deep bells and ominous organ playing low for a few seconds before being overpowered by metal.He's wearing his black and gold long robe, and a reaper's mask made of brass, barely visible until he takes his robe off while jumping into the arena.Brass: "Good evening, fans of violence!" -e throws the mast into the audience, who dive to grab it- "Have you come for a fight!?"The audience pops, shouting and screaming as they cheer-Brass: "Have you come to watch a fair fight? To watch the return of integrity to your wholesome violence!? Are you ready!?"The audience shouts a "hell yeah!" as Brass greets them.Kremlin: "Old man, I heard you were a big thing, but your time is done now. Should have stayed in the little league and enjoyed being a shark in a pond, because this is a New Omega League, and we have no place for dinosaurs here!"Brass: "That's a fair point, son. But the mighty T-Rex was king of the world for 65 million years, and it took an act of God to throw a rock big enough to end him and his kind. You know what, God is a Reaper fan, so I don't think he's gonna pull any miracles for you tonight!" -he says as he holds the old fashioned, huge mic and points at the young giant.
>>30324568gah, sorry man. Saw your commend too late. How about we have Ami welcome him off the stage with a huge white hat with a sheriff badge, a hug and a kiss after the fight?
>>30324581Roll 17d10 for how believable the first 20 minutes of the fight are.
>>30324590That works too
>>30324604For the love of god, will somebody other than me, *please* roll. I just rolled a 17 a few couple hours ago, and I'm not trusting my shitty luck.
Rolled 3, 4, 6, 8, 5, 9, 7, 8, 1, 7, 5, 2, 4, 6, 5, 5, 8 = 93>>30324604
Rolled 7, 3, 3, 1, 2, 8, 5, 3, 2, 10, 1, 3, 3, 8, 4, 3, 7 = 73>>30324689Ok>>30324604Dice
>>30324449>>30324689Shit, I just realised I've been posting with my name off, oops.
Rolled 9, 8, 2, 3, 1, 3, 8, 5, 5, 8, 7, 8, 2, 4, 1, 1, 1 = 76>>30324695And Brass is careful to use Density Increase before things get real, so it doesn't cost him an action in the fight proper
Rolled 1, 6, 8, 10, 5, 10, 6, 7, 10, 9, 3 = 75>>30324695Alright, 6 successes so more than enough to make any normal human martial artist convinced that this is as real as it gets. And it would take a mix of super senses + martial arts mastery to tell otherwise. Regardless, at the 20 minutes mark, the fight starts for real.Roll 12d10 for initiative
Rolled 5, 7, 1, 1, 6, 8, 8, 10, 7, 5, 1, 7 = 66>>30324788I don't think we're getting the initiative boss....
Rolled 10, 4, 7, 3, 10, 8, 7, 5, 2, 8, 3 = 67>>30324821uhmmm... tied. He has more mega dex so in this case he goes first******Johnny: "And it looks like Kremlin is finally... yes, the russian titan has changed himself to metal, it looks like he's now a true iron man!"Kremlin copies one of his ring's material, turning himself into a massive being of metal. He grows an extra 2ft and his feet sink deep in the sand as his mass increases.*******Brass turn.Want to...1) Teady a catch limb to try and start a hold or clinch when he tries to attack2) Tackle3) Punch4) Hold/Clinch5) Try to Hold->Throw6) Start charging a Beatdown
>>30324788We can rest safe in the knowledge that anyone who could tell the difference is already making bank in the XWF
>>30324895Well since he's slower and easier to hit, I vote for to activate claws, and multiaction a headbutt and a couple of punches if possible.Brass is optimal with 3 attacks for multi, right?
Rolled 3, 4, 5, 10, 3, 3, 5, 9, 2, 4, 5 = 53>>30324967fuck was typing a long answer and accidentally pressed somewhere i shouldnt have and it was all erased. Hold on, typing
>>30325021Everyone gets a penalty equal to the number of actions they take, on the first action, and then a extra -1 penalty on every following action. For example for 3 actions the penalties are-3 dice on 1st action-4-5Brass has the know-how to get a +2 when he is doing multiple actions involving the same limbs. So if he were to do 3 punches or 3 kicks or 2 punches and a hold, his penalties would be, by default-1-2-3And he can roll wits with a +1 difficulty (meaning he needs at least 2 successes) to cut all penalties by 1/2, rounded down, so the penalties for 3 actions would be, assuming they involve the same limbs.-0 (1/2 = 0.5 and rounded down thats 0)-1 (2/2)-1 (3/2 = 1.5 and rounded down thats 1)
Rolled 6, 3, 1, 1, 3 = 14>>30324967anyway, claws, headbutt, punch punch?thats a -4 -5 -6 -7 but assuming this wits roll gets at least 2 successes....
Rolled 4>>30325144And his mega dice
>>30325173Sorry, full penalties except on the punches so -4-5 -3 -4. Hold on im going to roll in open and post results
>>30325185>>303251851.8.0(0) .: Claws (Auto success)(0) .: Headbutt [10d10] => [9,7,10,8,8,1,1,9,4,8] result of (7) success(0) .: Block [13d10] => [10,7,5,5,5,7,10,7,5,6,10,2,2] result of (6) success(0) .: Soak [20d10] => [9,9,1,8,4,2,3,1,10,4,4,9,6,7,1,6,8,10,7,5] result of (9) success(0) .: Extra damage dice [1d10] =>  result of (1) success(0) .: Resistance [8d10] => [9,1,3,5,2,9,4,4] result of (2) successWith +2 difficulty from Headbutt, needed 3 successes.2 Damage and target is dazed on its next initiative turn.(0) .: Punch [9d10] => [5,6,10,6,2,6,6,2,5] result of (1) success(0) .: Punch [8d10] => [6,6,2,9,8,3,7,3] result of (3) success(0) .: Block [12d10] => [5,1,1,9,6,2,7,4,8,3,10,7] result of (5) success(0) .: Block [11d10] => [7,5,4,4,8,6,9,3,8,5,8] result of (5) successHe manages to block both punches
>>30325390Johnny: "It looks like the reaper is unimpressed. He leaps against his opponent and sinks him into the sand with a powerful headbutt!"Nick: "But Kremlin is no slouch either. Sunk in the sand to his waist, he still manages to raise his defense and block the Reaper's punches!"*******This round Kremlin is dazed so he can do nothing but defend. What do you want to do?1) Teady a catch limb to try and start a hold or clinch when he tries to attack2) Tackle3) Punch4) Hold/Clinch5) Try to Hold->Throw6) Start charging a Beatdown7) Break a piece of the stage and use it as a weapon
>>30325419Shit, I didn't factor in the claws to the action, otherwise I would've only used one punch.Headbutt Punch Punch, again!If he's still standing after that, it's time to Reaper Charge his ass.
Rolled 8, 8, 6, 7, 8 + 1 = 38>>30325557rolling wits to try to cut penalties by 1/2
>>30325419Couple of strikes (claw or punch) then switch to trying for a chokehold>>30325557No way he's weak enough to fall to a Reaper Charge yet. Be another 2-3 rounds before that hapoens
>>30325648(0) .: Headbutt [13d10] => [7,5,9,6,9,9,8,10,6,8,8,4,8] result of (9) success(0) .: Block [13d10] => [1,10,3,2,4,5,5,10,9,5,4,9,6] result of (4) success(0) .: Soak [20d10] => [6,3,9,3,5,8,8,7,1,1,4,1,7,3,6,3,4,8,6,8] result of (7) success(0) .: Damage 11(0) .: Endurance [8d10] => [9,1,9,6,8,5,3,3] result of (3) success11 Damage but he won't be dazed next round(0) .: Punch [14d10] => [7,9,3,5,5,2,2,10,7,10,7,9,10,3] result of (8) success(0) .: Punch [13d10] => [6,8,4,3,8,2,9,2,9,9,2,10,10] result of (7) success(0) .: Block [12d10] => [3,4,3,4,3,7,1,4,6,4,1,1] result of (1) success(0) .: Block [11d10] => [8,8,2,2,1,1,6,7,6,4,4] result of (3) success(0) .: 20 and 18 damage(0) .: Soak [20d10] => [8,4,9,7,3,5,5,10,8,8,5,7,5,1,2,6,5,8,5,4] result of (8) success(0) .: Soak [20d10] => [5,3,6,7,2,10,3,7,3,5,4,8,1,10,3,4,1,7,3,2] result of (6) success(0) .: 12 and 12 damage (after soak)******Johnny: "The reaper is literally burying Kremlin into the stage. Kremlin is barely holding!"Nick: "I think we are just about to see Kremlin fall. Not since the time of Lenin had the Kremlin gone down this hard"Johnny: "Nick I am somewhat impressed that you know who Lenin is"*****Brass lands a full combo on Kremlin, dealing massive damage, but this time Kremlin is not dazed by it!
>>30325751Are we using Brass' Iron Fist punches to reduce soak?
>>30325751********Kremlin's turn********Kremlin: "Shit, not bad for an old man. Now let me show you how the league has evolved since YOUR times, you relic!"(0) .: Hold [15d10] => [7,6,3,7,10,1,10,8,9,3,7,5,7,4,3] result of (8) success(0) .: Block: [14d10] => [8,8,2,3,10,6,6,4,6,9,2,4,1,1] result of (4) success + [5d10] => [1,1,1,2,3] result of a (-3) botch(0) .: Soak [29d10] => [5,6,7,6,8,2,4,8,8,4,7,5,3,9,10,4,4,3,3,3,10,8,4,6,5,3,2,1,10] result of (10) successKremlin grabs Brass by the leg, and throws him against one of the rocky plateaus all over the area. Brass flies like a missile, and crosses the reinforced concrete "rocks" to come out the other side and smash against the forcefield around the arena! (11 damage out of 22 hp)Brass: *wipes off some blood and concrete off his face* "Alright kid. You are tougher than most, I'll give you that, but you have to be about to fall by now!"Kremlin: "I'm sorry old man, I can't hear you over the sound of my healing"Kremlin uses 5 Quantum to heal 5hp*******Brass' turn*******1) Teady a catch limb to try and start a hold or clinch when he tries to attack2) Tackle3) Punch4) Hold/Clinch5) Try to Hold->Throw6) Start charging a Beatdown7) Break a piece of the stage and use it as a weapon
>>30325879Yeah, Kremlin is also about to fall, actually. Also, weren't we going to break some stage bits to use as weapon?
>>30325909If this is a Western stage, what is there for us to grab? Telegraph pole? Horse-rail? A saloon?
I kinda want to grap a pole, and toss it at him, Donky Kong style.
>>30325993Yes, yes, no. Also we could grab one of the rocks we just flew through. You seem unaware that Brass can lift 100.00kg with ease. I dont know how much is that on lbs. I dont use that weird system you guys use
>>30326031That's like I dunno, 220 poinds.
>>30326031I'm not sure, but I think it was just suggested that we club him with a building. That said, I'm fine with a boulder toss.
>>30326043OH HOLY CRAP that's freakishly accurate! Apprently 100kg's is 220.462 pounds. I always did the 2.2 pounds to the kilo conversion in my head as shorthand, but I didn't know how accurate that was.
>>30326043Google says that 100.000 kilos is 220.000 pounds (thats two hundred and twenty THOUSAND pounds, btw)
>>30326031That can't be right.Mega Strength 3 on its own is dead-lifting 25 tonsThen there's him Density-ing up to buff himself further...
>>30326121Right, you were missing a zero above and in my neck of the woods that period signifies a decimal point. No worries, just explaining the source of the miscommunication.
>>30326163mega strenght 5 is 100 tons. 100 tons is 100.000kg1 ton is 1.000kgAnd I said "with ease". Is not the same as "at most"
>>30326121Uhhh, quite a lot of countries use a comma to represent increments of a thousand and use periods for decimal places, and even if that was 200k, then it's 100k to 220k witch still comes out to a 1:2.2 conversion ratio.
>>30326250>>30326121Can we stop using decimals as commas in numbers?
>>30326250Okay, I think I know where we I confused. when you said 100.00kg, I misread that as 100kg even. I converted *that* into 220kg, since in Canada we use periods to mark decimal places. So it's 2.2lbs times whatever the hell number you said.
tldr; Brass is REALLY freakin' strong. So we want the biggest thing we can, to use as a weapon.As a second action, ready to counter any attack that Kremlin makes. We need a round of Stun to set up a Reaper Charge
>>30326290fine, fine.Anyway, what do you wanna do? Brass is at 7hp and Kremlin at 7, but Kremlin has regeneration so if it goes too long he'll have too big an advantage
>>30326314Oh ok, you ready a catch limb, then.So catch limb into a hold + headbutt?
>>30326336Sounds good to me. The thrown object should take a chunk off his regent, so he'll need to be close or keep burning Quantum.Just to clarify; You can't defend at all when charging a Finishing Move, can you?
>>30326452Seconding that request for clarification.
>>30326452You can defend once.
>>30326480Kremlin's turnHe charges at Brass, his body denser and heavier after he turned into metal, leaving deep crates on the sand, looking like a bull as he readies to tackle!(0) .: Kremlin burns 5 quantum to renerate 5hp. Hes at 17 hp now(0) .: Tackle [13d10] => [10,4,5,1,7,6,1,10,3,9,10,8,10] result of (7) success(0) .: Block [14d10] => [10,2,4,9,1,10,1,1,3,6,7,4,4,1] result of (4) success + [5d10] => [9,4,8,2,5] result of (2) success(0) .: 8 successes total. Brass catches Kremlin and tries to start a clinch!(0) .: Clinch [14d10] => [8,5,1,6,2,8,5,10,10,1,8,3,2,2] result of (5) success(0) .: Brawl [14d10] => [6,3,5,2,2,7,1,1,5,6,5,1,9,2] result of (2) success(0) .: 12 damage(0) .: Soak [20d1'] => 20d1'(0) .: Soak [20d10] => [1,7,5,6,5,1,6,3,6,2,8,2,6,9,6,10,4,4,9,4] result of (5) success(0) .: 12 damage after soak. Kremlin is at 5 hp now.Brass has Mat Technitian so he can freely try to change clinches into holds and viceversa. Do you want to continue the clinch, move to a hold, or try something else on your turn?
>>30326576Move to a hold, I guess.
>>30326576So we've got him... I guess Clinch to inflict some more damage, then a throw maneuver to piledrive him into the ground
>>30326679>>30326688Actually I just realized that the way a clinch works, if we just hold it, at the beginning of next round Kremlin will take 12 damage (still has to roll soak tho), and THEN he can try to regenerate if he's still conscious. He's at 7 hp right now so even if he does heal, he'll be unconscious anyway.It depends on his soak roll, but he may end up unconscious if we just maintain the clinch.After taking the auto damage, he can choose to try to counter clinch or try to get loose.Want to risk keeping the clinch and see if that knocks him out, or throw him? (since you already have him you can automatically throw him)
>>30326727Clinch, then throw. If he's already unconscious, no worries, we'll just bury him in the sand
>>30326767(0) .: Soak [20d10] => [4,5,2,2,6,3,10,1,2,2,1,1,4,4,8,3,2,3,6,6] result of (2) successThat means he takes 10 damage (had only 7 hp left) so now he's unconscious. Want to type what now? he goes unconscious while you are choking each other
>>30326826I dunno, we bear hug and hear something crack loudly? Either that or his face goes purple and he passes out. Don't want his loss to look boring after all
>>30326872Well, I dont mind if we embellish it. I am never against fluff as long as it doesnt affects the crunch, and he already lost, anyway.You guys are free to type whatever. If you dont want to, I'll type something
>>30326826Hold him up with one hand, chokeslam style"Looks like the Sheriff's back in town after all!"Then throw him as far as we can, using Brass' Strength Mega-Enhancement
>>30326937Could throw him through the "saloon" and into the forcefield across the arena
>>30326937I'd rather not hit him for more damage now that he's unconscious.
>>30326968It's and old west arena right? There's got to be an open casket we can plop him in somewhere around here. Bonus points if it doubles as a stretcher for the medical team.
>>30326969Brass' Throw ability explicitly says it doesn't cause any extra damage>>30326968I like this idea too Wanton arena destruction is always a crowd-pleaser
>>30326969Alright, that gives me an idea.********Brass notices Kremlin go unconscious, and before anyone else notices, slam together with him (making sure its him slamming) against the rock outgrow.A large sandcloud rises up as the rock breaks in half. For a minute, noone can see what is going on as the rocks fall over the two of them. As the dust settles, Brass is standing tall while Kremlin is spread on the rocks.Brass: "Looks like this T-Rex still bites, after all"The crowd pops as the forcefield goes down to let the medical team into the ring. Ami practically flies as she just jumps from her seat straight to hug Brass, the tall fighter receiving her with an arm and patting her head to calm her down.Ami: "Sir, you did it!"Brass: "I didin't know there was any doubt, kid" *pats the excited girl's head*Ami gives him the white sheriff hat she had strapped on her back, and Brass walks around the ring with Ami sitting on his right arm as he greets and waves to the crowd.Brass: "Yah! I'm back in town, people! And all those black hat, dirty heel cheaters better get ready for a beating, because the sheriff is back on town!"The crowd pops, and the opening night of the XWF Omega league comes to an end on a high note.Up on the VIP roomEuphry: "I do think I like this wrestling."Ric: "That's how it should be, girly! Wooo!"
>>30327103omg just lost a really, really long post. FuckStop here? tomorrow we need to launch the album and decide on what to do with Brass' 12 exp. Personally I feel we should raise his hp by +8
>>30327103>Euphry: "I do think I like this wrestling."This could be goodNed: "Hmmm, well after your opening performance I don't think it's be a problem to swing VIP passes for you guys. Of course, if you want to actually participate it might take some work. But we can have that conversation later, let's go help Brass celebrate his victorious return to the big league."
>>30327266>lost postBummer. Happens OP.>Raise HP?Yeah, that would be smart.
>>30327311That's what pisses me off, I had typed a huge celebration with Ric Flair, and brass had invited kremlin in and had beers with him, and two days later everyone but euphry was worn out.Captcha: Somuaj boner
Anyway I'll see you tomorrow guys, take care
>>30327439You too OP.