You are a Magical Girl, and you're on your second mission after becoming Warmaster of your Officio - and of course, getting back from Siberia.This was supposed to be just a simple smash and grab deal. Drop in unannounced, kill enough to send the entire place into panic, grab the main objective and get out. And the client was kind enough to mention that it wasn't really an issue if you left the entire place in ruins or not - just that you got what they wanted.It was one of those kind of missions where you could really expect to just cut loose, in a way. No principals to babysit, no civilians to avoid 'accidentally' maiming - just you, the objective, and the extraction point. As the armored Magical Girl in front of you laughs, before taking a firmer grip on her bloodied baseball bat and winds up for another swing - you grudgingly admit to yourself that maybe this mission could've gone much better than it was currently going.You close your eyes just in time to feel the impact of a wooden baseball bat being smashed against the side of your skull.
>>30273938You open your eyes again after the third swing - and blink as you find yourself staring up at your captor from your floor, through a sheen of sticky red. ...Ah. Blood. Probably busted you open earlier. She reaches down, her helmet's emotionless faceplate with the red eyeslits coming mere inches from yours, and it's with a purr of servos that she hauls you back up, chair and all, with one hand. "Nothing wrong with a little laugh now and then." Your armored interrogator chuckles, leaning the bat against the wall of your room before reaching forward and smoothening your costume's blood-spattered collar. "I have to admit, that's the first time I've heard that. Everyone else usually resorts to the usual puns."...You did use a pun, though. "Oh, of course. But it was the first time I heard it with such conviction. It's all in the delivery." Even with her helmet's faceplate masking her features, you could tell she's smiling. "I wouldn't have expected anything less from the Warmaster of the Ninth."Heh. So she knows?Freon scoffs, here. "Please. We at the Sixteenth Officio pride ourselves on knowing everything there is to know about all of our..." The armored girl seems to hesitate here. "...competitors? I'm not sure if that's the right word to use. But yes, we do consider ourselves very informed about our fellow agents, no matter which Incubator they contracted with." Another smile. "You may be sick of hearing this by now, Miss Chiaki Matsuda, but your reputation precedes you."Well, she's right. You're already sick of it."Then you have my apologies, to be sure." The smile in her voice is maddening. "But please allow me to indulge myself. Your...performance, with Kirishima Ruri. At the stadium in Japan." She shakes her head. "That was masterful. Utterly masterful. Merciless, direct, brutal. You have your share of admirers in the Sixteenth, Miss Matsuda."[1/2]
>>30273946"A bit confusing, though. You had their Leader's Soul Gem in your hand, correct? Why didn't you just crush it?" She tilts her helmeted face to one side. "From what we've heard and seen from you, you're not the sort to...look upon hostiles with such mercy, such levity. Why take her and her co-conspirators prisoner, instead of executing them right where they stood?". . ."Is it true, then?" The eyeslits on her helmet's faceplate seem to glow. "Is the famous Murderface, the prodigy of the Betrayer herself, finally going soft?"How do you react?Say nothing. Let the bitch hear herself speak.I wasn't anyone's prodigy. I was just there because Kharn thought it'd be funny.Why don't you let me go and I'll show you just how fucking soft I actually got?Other.
>>30273975>[x]Other."Death. Would have been a mercy. Why grant them that?"
>>30273975[x] "People call taking her back to be tortured for information soft, now? Death would have been a mercy she didn't deserve."
>>30273975[x]Other.Start laughing at her."Is this an interrogation or a massage? If you're going to ask me personal questions, get me a coffee first"
[X]Say nothing. Let the bitch hear herself speak.
This whole "your greatest fan", "disappointed that you're going soft" bullshit act would have been more convincing if you hadn't split me open with a baseball bat before you started cooing. You gonna interrogate me or what? Bitch.
>>30273975>I wasn't anyone's prodigy. I was just there because Kharn thought it'd be funny.
>>30273975>[x]"Death is a release, not a punishment."Do you think that being ticking time bombs is a good thing?
>>30273975>[x]Other."I blame The Warmaster Hat. Ever since I've started wearing it, it's making me do things I normally wouldn't. Think it's haunted or something."
[x]Other."Softer than the softest sofa at the soft sofa store."
>>30273975[x] Other.[x]"Since the 16th prides itself in knowing everything. Tell me: Do you think you will survive this encounter? Do you think you are in control now? Catching me was a bit easy after all, wasnt it?"Lets fuck with her head a bit.
>>30273975>[X]Say nothing. Let the bitch hear herself speak.Smile. Smile nice and big with all the certainty in the world that before the sun rises again this bitch will have died like a frightened animal. Because we have not gone "soft". Not on fuckers who hurt our friends at the very least.So smile.
>>30273975[x]"I am soft and mushy like a marshmallow."
>>30273975>[x]Other.I barely felt those swings. Don't you play golf? It's all in the hips.
>>30273975>[x]I wasn't anyone's prodigy. I was just there because Kharn thought it'd be funny.and she was right. It WAS funny.
Rolled 11>>30273975>[X]I wasn't anyone's prodigy. I was just there because Kharn thought it'd be funny.>[X]Why don't you let me go and I'll show you just how fucking soft I actually got?also we need her for interrogation
Supporting "Death is a release, not a punishment".
>>30274042So much this.
is it just me, or is this the start of a short, sweet relationship that spells the end of the relative period of peace that the middle east is enjoying? because i think that salting the earth after we dismember the sixteenth won;t be enough
>>30273975"Yeah, I've gotten all soft, nice observation. But if this is supossed to get me hard again, you should have worn something a little more sexy. This doesn't really do anything."
>>30274042This and laugh while saying it
>>30274127>Middle East>PeaceI don't understand.
>>30273938[x]Other.[x]Death is a release, not a punishment. Not to mention the human resources. Who knows when they'll come in handy?
>>30274127She's just doing her job. As long as we don't destroy any soul gems, there should be no hard feelings.
>>30273975WHAT'S UP JERKBAGSDID YOU THINK I WAS DEAD
>>30274137compared to how it has been? theres peace talks happening, so no overt fighting in syria. bit of a step up from chemical weapons being used on civilians>>30274152and? if you're a warmaster, tied to a chair and having the shit beaten out of you with a baseball bat, you better have a damn good reason to be walking away without some blood and gore>>30274167cat pls goYou havnt updated your twitter in forever, i always have it open, but its been over a month
>>30273975Laugh in her face."Why didn't I kill her there and then? Yeah, I've heard this question before. She keeps asking it, down in her cell. They all do."
>>30274167Heh, i was waiting for this
>>30274152Ah but we will, friend!They hurt Kyoko. They made a sport of hurting Kyoko. Everyone on this rig is already a dead man walking.
>>30274167Cake is a lie
>>30274174Ohh I don't doubt we will be walking away covered on gore. But had we known that this was the territory of another officio(spare the 10th), we might have done something other than step all over their dick.Killing their body instead of their soul is fine. It makes this a dick measuring contest instead of a serious issue.
>>30274185Damn, thats a good one.
>>30274152No, I think this would be a fantastic chance to destroy some soul gems. They hurt Kyoko. No mercy.RIP AND TEAR. AND SMILE! Can't forget to smile!
>>30274152>>30274174>>30274201oh but we -are- going to kill them, but we'll leave their soul gems intact so they can live with what Chiaki has done to them.
>>30274220Yeah, this.Its really all fun and games until someone gets their soulgem shattered.
>>30274220oil rig maybe, but i doubt the sixteenth is going to be particularly appreciative of getting their intestines fed to them by a rookie warmaster
>>30274201Hmm, you make a good point.One one hand I don't think they were being malicious. They could just as well have killed her and captured our asses with no problem.On the other, Chiaki is a petty vindictive bitch to anyone who isn't in her officio or close circle of friends... or Sayaka.
>[X]I wasn't anyone's prodigy. I was just there because Kharn thought it'd be funny.>[X]Why don't you let me go and I'll show you just how fucking soft I actually got?
>>30274242>rookie warmasterThey aren't against the 1st here. A Warmaster isn't a scrub.
>>30274167Who locked you in the trunk this time?
>>30274264Chiaki is rookie Warmaster.She's not rookie combatant, far from that, but the rank is new to her.Well, chances are that in some of the many timelines Homura was proper watch-wearing dildo, but that doesn't really count here.
>>30274295Cherno Alpha, nya
>>30274311>cat confirmed for in league with Russian timetravellersAs if we needed more reasons not to trust you.
Pick your favorite.Dibs on "Kyoko on all four."
>>30274325Don't be ridiculous, мяу.
the problem with leaving their soul gems intact is that they might witch out after their body gets fucked up. then we have to kill them twice.
>>30274337Roses are red,Violets are blue.In Soviet Russiacat molests you.
Woke up a bit too late. Good morning, here's this year Valentine's picture. It's nice to see MGNQ back!
>>30274354So we harvest the grief seed and add it to our supplies.Also>No "Sure you don't want to ask me out to dinner first?">>30274368pic related
>>30274368God dammit, Murderface, eye contact with your Valentine, not with the audience!
>>30274395They're both meant to be looking at the viewer, actually
>>30274408That makes me feel kinda like a voyeur......Which, come to think of it, shouldn't be a problem, nya.
>>30274413It probably makes you feel like a voyeur who got caught, which conflicts with your professional instincts.
>>30274332>chiaki with the dolphin
>>30274421I think it just implies that Fatty Greenfat and Hugface are observant enough to catch anyone. And that's just wrong.
>>30274395Dat Wendy.... Delicious.
>>30274368Chiaki's face look like an old office lady.
>>30274426>catch anyoneSuch as you?
>>30274436That was Kyouko, and Kyouko is different.She's the sexiest.
>>30274332Those are all great but Kyouko is just the bestShe can't be beat
>>30274368We need an edit of Chiaki groping Midori's chestand maybe Midori holding her hand on
Oh and something else for anyone who might have missed it: initial dakimakura concept. This will probably end up getting reworked a lot.
>>30274408I don't care what you say, Kyoko walked in with a video recorder. Chiaki is half a second away from spilling spaghetti all over the place.
>>30274485Hah based Dan
>>30274485Should have used this one.
>>30274490>ChiakibuttI love it.
>>30274495Hmm, forgot I had that picture selected.
>>30274490Fund it.Seriously I would pay like $40 for a daki with that on it.
>>30274042Death's a release, not a punishment. You murmur this after turning to the side and spitting what feels like an entire mouthful of your own blood onto the floor.Besides, you're not done with them yet, you add as you lick your teeth, before allowing yourself to smile. Not by a long shot.A moment of silence, before a short laugh barks out from Freon's vox-speakers. "Hah! I suppose that answers my question, then!" She leans forward, nodding in seeming appreciation. "That's the Murderface we know and admire. Logical, cold, unrelenting - having no qualms about what needs to be done. The very stuff Warmasters are made of."It's here that she gestures towards the baseball bat she'd been using to knock you around with. "Having said that, I don't think I need to explain why this rough treatment, yes? Our credo at the Sixteenth is professionalism, no matter the cost. We admire you, Chiaki Matsuda, but at the same time, please don't expect us to roll out the red carpet for you when you try and assault a target we've been tasked to defend." Her voice carries with it a note of apologetic amusement. "From a professional to another."...Yeah. Fine. Professional. Right.Another tilt of her head, before Freon picks up the bat again. "I think you'll be pleased to know that we actually named this Interrogation Procedure after you. The Matsuda Protocol." Another laugh. "Preserve the captive's Soul Gem, and subject them to multiple instances of physical torture, using blunt force trauma. Always allow the captive to see their own blood, and the tools you use to make them bleed. If the captive does not sufficiently respond, switch to bladed implements after twenty-four hours."Heh. Cute.[1/2]
>>30274526"I knew you'd find it amusing." It's here that she taps the bloodied business end of the bat against your right kneecap. "Right, well...I suppose we should start. Get this business over with." Kneecaps, huh. After your skull, she goes after your kneecaps? Bit of a strange order, doesn't she think?"Oh, I suppose so. But I rather like to save the joints for last." She clears her throat, here"Why are you here, Chiaki Matsuda? What is your main objective?"How do you respond?None of your fucking business.Chiaki Matsuda. Vindicare. Warmaster of the Ninth. Serial Number Go Fuck Yourself.Tell her what it is. Ask for a trade - your main objective for their lives.
>>30274167I'm guessing after the Banana ramen you WISH you were, though.
>>30274490>>30274517But with long hair. Seriously Hat, long hair; get with it.
>>30274533[x] Time off. Seem like a nice target to blow up.
>>30274495Her palms are sweaty, knees weak waifu's heavyThere's chocolate in their gullets alreadyHom's Spaghetti she's nervousBut on the surface she looks calm and ready to drop usBut she keeps on forgettinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU-5jJnK_7o>>30274533[x] From one professional to another, shit's classified.
>>30274533[x] "Your mother."
>>30274541Not as bad as that time I tried strawberry linguine.
>>30274533>[X]None of your fucking business.>>30274542No
>>30274533[X]Chiaki Matsuda. Vindicare. Warmaster of the Ninth. Serial Number Go Fuck Yourself.>Baseball bat to kneecaps>Not bullet>Plebeians
>>30274533[X]None of your fucking business.
>>30274533[x]Chiaki Matsuda. Vindicare. Warmaster of the Ninth. Serial Number Go Fuck Yourself.
>>30274533>[x]Chiaki Matsuda. Vindicare. Warmaster of the Ninth. Serial Number Go Fuck Yourself.Profesionalism.
>>30274533[X] Offer them a deal, our main objective for their livesWe don't ask, we are in control and they have to know this
>>30274533[x]"I'll let you speculate"
>>30274533hmmmph. i just wanted to work off some steam after being a watch wearing dildo. theres gonna be a fairly major presence headed to this rig in about 36 hours, and if the warmaster hasnt reduced it to rubble, then roughly a fifth of the ninth is going to step in to give her a hand. you can withdraw, or continue your job. up to you.
>>30274533>[X]Lie about what it is. Ask for a trade - your main objective for their lives.If nothing else we may be able to distract the guards; they know we're after SOMETHING so why not try to mislead them?
By the way, what is our main objective here?It's been a while and last I remember we were the worst interrogators in the history of womankind and had like two missions left to go this week.
>>30274533[X]Chiaki Matsuda. Vindicare. Warmaster of the Ninth. Serial Number Go Fuck Yourself."So how many points do I get for breaking her legs with her own arm, Risa?"Out loud.
>>30274395>>30274485>>30274499we are going to have to deal with at lest one yandere won't we?also Dat Wendy>>30274533>[X]Chiaki Matsuda. Vindicare. Warmaster of the Ninth. Serial Number Go Fuck Yourself.
>>30274542Short hair is sexier, long hair is just better for the "fuck you homuflip"
>>30274533[x]"Professionalism huh? So your officio is full of watch-wearing dildos? Sounds like a blight to the world."
>>30274533[X] Chiaki Matsuda. Vindicare. Warmaster of the Ninth. Serial Number Go Fuck Yourself.[X] "So how many points do I get for breaking her legs with her own arm, Risa?"Should we Timestop?
>>30274533[x]OtherCame here on vacation.
>>30274558Just how many "worst things ever" did Malal feed you?
>>30274590our objective is the box Sayaka grabbed last thread.
>>30274590to take a box that is here to owr client
>>30274572To this very day, I find that image fucking infuriating.
>>30274533>[X]None of your fucking business."I'm here on vacation"
>>30274585Because the best lies have a measure of truth and when you get right down to it we don't know shit about what we're lying about.Hell, we barely know anything about the objective.
>>30274561Pls. Hat-chan. Long hair is justice. Drawing it will make you feel good. I promise.
>>30274533>[x]None of your fucking business.
>>30274558>strawberry linguine.>badWho wore it before you ate it?
[x]Tell her what it is. Ask for a trade - your main objective for their lives."Oh, it's a little wooden box I'm looking for. A bauble, really. Maybe you've seen it lying around somewhere? I'd rather not have to Matsuda the information out of you."Be as nonchalant and cheeky as possible. She probably already knows it's what we came here for, so it wouldn't hurt to look like we're not worried.
>>30274597>we are going to have to deal with at lest one yandere won't we?If the yandere is question is gonna be Wendy, I'll have no regrets. Watermelon or bust!
Was Chiaki not supposed to have a plan? Should we not know it now that we are in her head again? Ahwell.[X]Chiaki Matsuda. Vindicare. Warmaster of the Ninth. Serial Number Go Fuck Yourself.We should definitely not reveal what we are here to steal since that would screw Sayaka, who is the only one free at the moment. And I doubt lying would work since Chiaki does not know enough to come up with a convincing lie. Odds are the interrogator would just figure out our real objective if we tried to fake it.By the way. The interrogator has Chiakis soul gem right? Its a bit odd there were no comments on the fact that Chiakis soul gem is a very bizarre soul gem/grief seed hybrid now.
>>30274533>[X]Chiaki Matsuda. Vindicare. Warmaster of the Ninth. Serial Number Go Fuck Yourself.I'm here for your kneecaps.
>>30274654Wendy a gud yandere. Not a shit like many.
>>30274626I love that gif
>>30274533>[X]Chiaki Matsuda. Vindicare. Warmaster of the Ninth. Serial Number Go Fuck Yourself.This isn't smart. Smart would be telling and asking for a trade, since really we don't know jack we're not giving away MUCH.But we already sent Sayaka after the objective, so we need to buy her time to do her job.
>>30274649>meSorry, I'm drunk. I read linguine as lingerie.
>[x] Other"I was tasked with relieving you of your purity. You just happened to be on a mission during the timeframe requested."
>>30274676so did i, anon
>>30274676You're not the only one.
>>30274676>>30274690>>30274693hueneither confirming nyor denying
>>30274639>Pls. Hat-chan. Long hair is justice. Drawing it will make you feel good. I promise.Short hair better. I remain unmoved.
>>30274533[x]Tell her what it is. Ask for a trade - your main objective for their lives.It's not like she doesn't know already. There's a giant robot looking after it, for Pinky's sake.
>>30274708I want to kiss those shoulders.
>>30274681Just to be sureWe still have The Hat on, right?
>>30274660They were that bad you blocked how often she did it from your memory did you?
>>30274704betchu wanted malal flavored lingerie amirite
>>30274660did she at least feed you something good after?>>30274681that's hilarious but we don't want to sound to much like Kharn>>30274708>Short hair better.It truly is
>>30274657supposedly our plan is working. I suspect that Risa is making her way to us; sort of like how she got the axes out of the ceiling after we fought Sayaka,I really, really hope thats what happens, I've had just about enough of these 16th officio bitches
>>30274722it's hard to tell anything for sure when you're dealing with FUCKING MALAL on a regular basis.
>>30274704Umm, ok then. I guess I will ask again.Who wore it before you are it?
>>30274708I love how those scars lookThey make me want to run !y hands all over her to feel the texture
>>30274711Yeah, but there were no other guards. If we reveal that as our objective, she might send people to check on it, causing problems for Sayaka who is there fighting that robot right now.Besides, there is probably other high-tech stuff there. I mean for all she knows, we might have been after some research or whatever from their labs.
>>30274737>Chiaki-sempai! Can I f-fondle your scar-tissue?
SINCE I'M USING THIS TO ANSWER WEIRD QUESTIONS FROM PERVERTS ANYWAY YOU GET THE NECO BANNER>>30274725It can be both.>>30274727N, no. Never.>>30274736nya~
>>30274736>are itFuck everything, I quit. I'm not gonna post anymore for this thread.
>>30274708Scars are great.. I love them... but still I hope for long hair one day.
>>30274743Actually, since we don't know the time-frame, Sayaka could be done, or still working her way down to the robot.At this point we still don't even know where the box is.
>>30274753Eating something afterwards would have ruined the truly horrible aftertaste which is half the reason you eat bad food combinations
>>30274708It's rare moment where taking The Warmaster Hat off would actually make whole thing kinkier...
Just in time for the best time of the day.>lascivious undelvedcCaptcha is naughty today
>>30274761Our main priority should be buying Sayaka time, then.We'll know when to act. Until then, we need only not tip our hand that there was another one of us. The easiest way to do that is to maintain control of the conversation by keeping her off balance.
>>30274760I'm afraid you're going to be waiting a long time then
>>30274787But think of the ponytail hatchan...the ponytail...
So, to change to topic from pasta underwear,Who else saw this weeks Kill La Kill. Ryuko didn't really seem to fit with the insanely high standards of the first before what was revealed.She might have the combat prowess of Kharn but barely the hearth of Mami. She is good to her friends and all, but not quite on Mamis level. Being infused on a genetic level with what would be equivalent to incubator tech would certainly put her head and shoulders above the rest.
>>30274499>>30274485between these and the nana's valentines i have decided, i want you to make all my cards forever.
>>30274821>Who else saw this weeks Kill La KillDidn't read any furtherI'm staying -off- of /a/ specifically because I haven't caught up on KLK, and now it follows me fucking here.
>>30274830>>30274830Satsuki is Ryuukos sister.
>>30274787>>30274804Don't even try. Hat-chan's heart has frozen over. Only one thing can melt it: a rousing song!La la..la lala...la la laaaa!
>>30274821>Life FibersPerhaps heat death, witches, Faust and Homucifer aren't the only things threatening our existence?but more likely it has nothing to do with that.
>>30274821>Head punsthis reminded me of some other Puella mech that I foundalso is KLK worth a watch?
>>30274830Well, imagine how some of us feel about avoiding Rebellion spoilers...
>>30274830Fair enough. But I think I feel safe in telling you that shit has gone crazy in just about every possible way.Go watch the episodes between updates or something.
>>30274821I have to admit I was not expecting it.
>>30274845>is KLK worth a watch?fuck yes.
>>30274845Don't expect the next gurren lagaan or madoka or whatever and it's pretty good.
>>30274859If you like MGNQ you'll enjoy KLK.
>>30274844>Perhaps heat death, witches, Faust and Homucifer aren't the only things threatening our existence?Probably not. BUT that said, we're not here to deal with any of that stuff. We're up to our armpits in this Faust situation.
>>30274866>We're up to our armpits in this Faust situation.Sounds kinky.
>>30274845Meh, it pretty good compared to most of the shows in the past two seasons. Just avoid /a/ for... reasons.
>>30274874>Just avoid /a/Solid life advice there.
>>30274845it is exaggerated a lot. if you go in with high expectations you'll probably get disappointed. but if you just check it out, its pretty good and worth the watch for sure.
>>30274859>>30274862>>30274863>>30274874>>30274907ok will give it a try later
>>30274562 >>30274565 >>30274568 >>30274574You murmur out your reply with the small smile still fixed on your face. Including the last bit. You made sure to say that a little bit louder than you usually do.Freon nods here, before raising the bat in a double-handed grip - and then bringing it down on your right kneecap. Once. Twice. Three times in sharp, brutal succession.The third busts your knee right open with a wet, juicy crunch. The yellowish, pink-smeared bone gleaming sickly through your torn stockings and the beaten, bruised flesh around it.It's here - strangely enough - that you find yourself laughing. Not an out-and-out laugh, just a silent giggling that shakes your shoulders, pulling at your own strained breathing.Freon starts, here, and even with her face masked by her helmet, you could tell she's a bit taken aback by this. "...I've heard that you're no stranger to pain, Miss Matsuda, but I didn't think it'd be something you find amusing." A note of grudging respect finds its way into her voice. "Well, no matter. Let's change topics, here - I think I can easily surmise what you're after. And I assure you that we've spared no expense to secure it."If...if she knew what it is, t-then...why the fuck did she ask in the first place?The armored Magical Girl makes a tsk-ing sound through her helmet. "Standard interrogation procedure, of course. Always ask, even if you have an idea what the answer is. Chances are what's said - or what isn't - could surprise you." She taps the damnable bat again, this time on your other kneecap. "Another question, then. Is there another one of you lurking about in Big Shell? Or is it just the two of you?"How do you respond?Clam up. You're done talking.Chiaki Matsuda. Vindicare. Warmaster of the Ninth. Serial Number Hit Me Again And I'll Rip Your Arms Off And Beat You To Death With Them.There's a third one. My Equerry. And she's going to kill everyone because you had her girlfriend shot.
>>30274901Its a very difficult board to deal with.< How I deal.
>>30274927>Chiaki Matsuda. Vindicare. Warmaster of the Ninth. Serial Number Hit Me Again And I'll Rip Your Arms Off And Beat You To Death With Them.what else is there to say?
>>30274927Chiaki Matsuda. Vindicare. Warmaster of the Ninth. Serial Number Hit Me Again And I'll Rip Your Arms Off And Beat You To Death With Them.
>>30274927>[x]Chiaki Matsuda. Vindicare. Warmaster of the Ninth. Serial Number Hit Me Again And I'll Rip Your Arms Off And Beat You To Death With Them.
>>30274927>[X]Chiaki Matsuda. Vindicare. Warmaster of the Ninth. Serial Number Hit Me Again And I'll Rip Your Arms Off And Beat You To Death With Them.If opportunity presents itself, we should actually do this.
>>30274927[x]Chiaki Matsuda. Vindicare. Warmaster of the Ninth. Serial Number Hit Me Again And I'll Rip Your Arms Off And Beat You To Death With Them.Preferably while laughing even harder.
>smash and grabbing anything without overwhelming force to end business in 3 minutes and scramJust so you know, you were asking for it!
>>30274927[X]Chiaki Matsuda. Vindicare. Warmaster of the Ninth. Serial Number Hit Me Again And I'll Rip Your Arms Off And Beat You To Death With Them.no ratting on Sayaka until hell breaks loose.>Bitch keep driving your point worth up see where that gets you.
>>30274927>[X]Chiaki Matsuda. Vindicare. Warmaster of the Ninth. Serial Number Hit Me Again And I'll Rip Your Arms Off And Beat You To Death With Them.'I alone I'm more than enough to this mission'
>>30274927>[X]Chiaki Matsuda. Vindicare. Warmaster of the Ninth. Serial Number Hit Me Again And I'll Rip Your Arms Off And Beat You To Death With Them.
>>30274927[x]Chiaki Matsuda. Vindicare. Warmaster of the Ninth. Serial Number Hit Me Again And I'll Rip Your Arms Off And Beat You To Death With Them.
>>30274927>[X]Clam up. You're done talking.please please please for once say nothing.Lets leave this classy.Besides, If she's as informed as she claims she is, she knows about Sayaka. Kyoko accidently spilled the beans, one of their crew thought they saw a third. Given who else is here, Sayaka is pretty much a given.They know Sayaka is here....But they don't know Sayaka.
>>30274927[x]Chiaki Matsuda. Vindicare. Warmaster of the Ninth. Serial Number Hit Me Again And I'll Rip Your Arms Off And Beat You To Death With Them.With a sweet smile, preferably tilting her head.>ESAlying queQué?? I knew i shouldn't have trusted them damn french spacemen.
>>30274927[x]"I'm sure you will find if there is or isn't another one of us sooner or later."I'm not laughing because I'm a stranger to pain. It's not like it gets my panties wet. It's because you just really fucking at dealing it. If we both survive this, feel free to come over to the 9th, I can give you some golfing lessons."Then correct her stance and tell her to give it another go. Giving her tho most shit eating grin we can muster.
>>30274927>Chiaki Matsuda. Vindicare. Warmaster of the Ninth. Serial Number Hit Me Again And I'll Rip Your Arms Off And Beat You To Death With Them."I am going to enjoy this."Not letting on what exactly you are going to enjoy. It's killing them. All.
>>30274927>Chiaki Matsuda. Vindicare. Warmaster of the Ninth. Serial Number Hit Me Again And I'll Rip Your Arms Off And Beat You To Death With Them.
[XXXX]Chiaki Matsuda. Vindicare. Warmaster of the Ninth. Serial Number Hit Me Again And I'll Rip Your Arms Off And Beat You To Death With Them.>>30274951......we'll MAKE the opportunity.
>>30274927[X] what you thought I needed anyone else? The only reason Kyouko is here was that we wanted to hang out. We figured a job like this was such a joke this would be the perfect excuse to get out of the officeYou haven't proven me wrong so far
>>30274927>[X]Clam up. You're done talking.We'll let the rest happen on it's own.
>>30274927>[X]Chiaki Matsuda. Vindicare. Warmaster of the Ninth. Serial Number Hit Me Again And I'll Rip Your Arms Off And Beat You To Death With Them.hee
>>30274970>Let's leave this classyHAH.
>>30274927>[X]Chiaki Matsuda. Vindicare. Warmaster of the Ninth. Serial Number The last person to get their kneecaps busted became my girlfriend are you prepared to take responsibility?
>>30274987>we'll MAKE the opportunity.Then you should have offered them the trade because we're gonna have issues doing that with the amount of tissue damage we're gonna take.We're pretty much betting the house on bitch-chan here. Well, that and Risa's damage-ignoring capabilities.
>>30274927>[X] Chiaki Matsuda. Vindicare. Warmaster of the Ninth. Serial Number Hit Me Again And I'll Rip Your Arms Off And Beat You To Death With Them.>[X] Also, from one interrogator to another, you really need to work on your swing. If you haven't busted each of my kneecaps in one swing, you're doing it wrong. >[X] That's both of them in one swing, by the way.
>>30274978>meSome minor corrections.>your just really fucking suck at dealing it.and>If you survive thisMaybe mention how we aren't at the part of the interrogation where she can trust our answers. IF we say yes there is, it just means we move security away from the silent rooms giving me a chance to escape.If we say no, how can you trust us anyway?
>>30275008and bloody, naturally.But for once I really wish anon would just let Chiaki keep her mouth shut. Murderface wasn't known for her garralous tendencies and neither was Homura Akemi. Where the fuck did we get this verbal diahorrea from?
>>30275030Anon being faggots.Don't even get me started on the fucking interrogation.
>>30274927"We got a whole team. 100 girls or so."
>>30274927>>30275030Maybe half-remembered loving torture time with Wendy? That's actually a really good question.
>>30275017No, no, no! In one swing? Bah. Where's the room to GROW? There needs to be a repertoire between torturer and torturee!
>>30275030I'm blaming Malal. Because it's always Malal's fault in Noir.
>>30275030It seemed to be implied in Sayaka's call to Kyoko that we were going bugfuck nuts in the interrogation room. Personally I'm just rolling with that.
>>30275062I'd say "fucking Malal" but that might give NECO the wrong idea.
>>30275030Kharn probably.Think of it like this. Interrogatee and interrogator are two sides of the chess board. You can't always play one side. Playing mind games work if you are going first or second.
>>30275051>repertoireDid you mean "repartee"?
>>30275030Because quest. We only get a couple of handfuls of updates per run and if we don't stick our hot sweaty words into the MC's mouth it feels like a waste. I think that's the logic at least.
>>30275076stay away from my fucking waifu
>>30275078... Maybe. I've been up for to long it seems.
>>30275084You can't have all the waifus, cat!
>>30275084Oh, you have NO idea who you're fuckin with here bitch.
>>30275078>>30275093No, he means rapport. You need a rapport between torturer and tortured.
>>30275098Clearly he meant to say Rape.
>>30275084You can have that one. I'll take this one.
>>30275094If Chiaki can I can too, nya.>>30275096you can have the crazy one
>>30275096....I've written stories that make /tg/ and /d/ cringe, and that picture bothers me.
>>30275051>>30275078>>30275098I'd say all three apply;A good variation on interrogative techniques.A nice back-and-forth in the dialogue.An amicable sense of working professionalism on both sides.
Just finished watching Rebellion. Missed the vote because of it.Just... what? Goddamn it you Watch-Wearing Dildo.
>>30275114It's the lack of nose.
>>30275109>you can have the crazy one> Implying there is a sane girl in this quest.
>>30275114I can't look at the picture without remembering Meatloaf in the South Park episode "Chef Aid".>"I thought he said, bite the head off a bat".
>>30275122Rebellion spoilers for:Homucifer did nothing wrong. Except for sacrificing her own ideals to give Madoka a chance at a real life.
>>30275084No>>30275109>If Chiaki can see how well it's going for heralso Pinky will be with Homucifer
>>30275109We're the main character. Come back when you have your own quest.
>>30275142>NECO-Quest>all it is, is voyeuristic fetishes and Idol porn
>>30275122I'm off the opinion that Homura is pulling off some kind of elaborate scam to teach the Incubators how to feel.The fact that she gets to keep Madoka in her love dungeon forever is just a fringe benefit.Or maybe the other way around.
>>30275142F-FINESTAY TUNED FOR MAGICAL GIRL NYAA QUEST
>>30275151so, like every quest then?
>>30275154A quest where we spy on and annoy many magical girls and sleep with a few others?
>>30275154>MAGICAL GIRL NYAA QUEST...Damn it, Cat, stop making me actually laugh with your puns, I'll start mistrusting you less.
>>30275154>MAGICAL GIRL NYAA QUESTlost it
>>30275125No, no it isn't. Uncanny valley is where I live.
>>30275156that sounds great.
>>30275167Use a lowercase S.
>>30275167Highlight the text in the quick response dialogue and press crtl-s
>>30275154These seems as legit as Etnas on the next segment dood
>>30275154You are now aware that Phantasmoon isnt wearing any underwear beneath that costume.
>>30275181Thanks>>30275139Well, considering her end goal is to "save Madoka" then you could say she accomplished that if you squint hard enough.>>30275152Or the statement "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" applies full force in this instance. Homu be cray, yo. And I thought she was Best Girl too.
We need to ask her if she plans to sell that bat or keep it as a trophy.
>>30275154Sounds great, will like tactical personal space violation the questWill we find out who filthy assistant is?
>>30275196Movie, like the series, is meant to be watched twice. Once you know the twist ending, you can see what's going on much better.Homura is not crazy, her actions are actually justified.
>>30275207But she will be dead soon. So does it matter?
>>30275196>Or the statement "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" applies full force in this instance. Homu be cray, yo. And I thought she was Best Girl too.I'm really not sure. If you look at the situation which Homura has manufactured, it's basically a reversal of her own situation at the start of the movie. In order to get out QB is going to have to team up WITH Madoka.What Homura has made her world into is a Hell For QB's.Though, your assessment of "become the villain" isn't wrong. It's just the dualistic nature of the two's wishes. It's like... Sun God and Moon God. or Yin-yang.
>>30275230You mean the dialogue between her and QB where she tries to deny Madoka(mi) from the Incubators who wanted to use her as an infinite power source??
>>30274943 >>30274944 >>30274945This time, it takes Freon two swings to bust your other kneecap open. In fact, you're pretty sure she stove it in, by the way her own helmet got flecked with your blood at the point of impact. She doesn't stop there, though, oh no - in fact, she gives you two more swings before finally letting the wooden bat drop to the floor in a solid clatter, a clumsy punctuation to your own gasping, wheezing laughter."...You're not making this easy, are you? I expected as much, but..." Freon's voice trails off, a note of frustration coloring her once-smooth voice. "Hmph. Your reputation is well-earned, I'll admit, but there's always a certain degree of...embellishment with every story."Freon reaches for something clipped onto her belt, pulling it loose and holding it up to her face. An amethyst, cut into the shape of a flat diamond, gilded in black metal. Your Soul Gem, in its active form...."Let's take a small break, here." The armored Magical Girl states coolly, her hidden smile once more creeping into her voice. "I'll see what the Ninth is willing to barter for your safety, if they are at all open to negotations for the return of their Warmaster." She turns her back on you, making for the heavy steel door leading out of the room. "And I believe I'll deviate from the Matsuda Protocol when I return. Twenty-four hours seems too long to wait to switch to much more effective tools, wouldn't you say?"A click, a creaking of rusty hinges, and you're left alone once more. Alone in your own thoughts. In your own, breath-starved amusement.Until, of course, a shadow bleeds from somewhere up on the ceiling, taking shape into a familiar silhouette with wolf ears and a skull's grin.[1/2]
>>30275154>MAGICAL GIRL NYAA QUESTNo one nyan should have all that power...
>>30275196True. Everything, in the end, revolves around Homura placing her perception of Madoka's well-being above anything else.When she thought she could only save Madoka by letting herself be killed in a loop for eternity, she was immediately willing to do that. And when she thought Madoka was suffering as a result of her wish she had no compunctions about giving up any chance of them truly being together so that Madoka could live together with everyone else one last time.Being Homura is suffering, selflessly, for a selfish misconception.
>>30275255"Right cold bitch, that." Risa, the spirit dwelling in the chainaxes that you inherited from Kharn - grumbles towards the door. "I"m all for being professional, but Christ! She's workin' you over like you're a piece of meat! Kharn at least had the decency to rip someone's head off with her bare hands instead of gloatin' in their face before kneecappin' them!"How do you respond?She's just doing her job. I would've done the same. ...Still going to rip her arms off, though....How many points is she worth now?Shut up and cut me loose already.
>>30275263>[x]...How many points is she worth now?
>>30275263>She's just doing her job. I would've done the same. ...Still going to rip her arms off, though.>...How many points is she worth now?>hurry up and cut me loose already.
>>30275263>[X]She's just doing her job. I would've done the same. ...Still going to rip her arms off, though.>[X]...How many points is she worth now?Both of these.
>>30275263>[X]She's just doing her job. I would've done the same. ...Still going to rip her arms off, though.>[X]Shut up and cut me loose already.
>>30275263[X] How many points is she worth now?
>>30275263>[x]She's just doing her job. I would've done the same. ...Still going to rip her arms off, though.>[x]...How many points is she worth now?
>>30275263>[x] She's just doing her job. I would've done the same. ...Still going to rip her arms off, though.>[x] ...How many points is she worth now?>[x] Shut up and cut me loose already.Watermelon End of votes.
>>30275263>>[X]She's just doing her job. I would've done the same. ...Still going to rip her arms off, though.>>[X]...How many points is she worth now?
>>30275263[x]She's just doing her job. I would've done the same. ...Still going to rip her arms off, though.
>>30275263>[x]...How many points is she worth now?Do I get style points if I kill her body with her own soul gem before smashing it?
>>30275263[X]...How many points is she worth now?[X]Shut up and cut me loose already.>>30275248The "Lucifer" to Madoka's Madokami then? And the Law of Cycles that keeps on being mentioned?>>30275262>Being Homura is suffering, selfishly, for a selfish misconception.Fixed it, from what I can understand so far. Love is a scary, scary thing.
>>30275263[x]I'm more offended by how shit a job she's doing with that bat.[x]...How many points is she worth now?[x]Shut up and cut me loose already.
>>30275263>[X]...How many points is she worth now?
>>30275263all of them
>>30275263Just pick everything.
>>30275263>[X]...How many points is she worth now?"I hope loads, and loads. "Cause this is gonna be FuN! Eh, RISA! EH?!?"Smile.Hack up blood. Smile.
>>30275263>[x] She's just doing her job. I would've done the same. ...Still going to rip her arms off, though.>[x] ...How many points is she worth now?>[x] Shut up and cut me loose already.
>>30275263>[X] She's doing her job. Badly.You don't torture a torturer like this. Sloppy.
>>30275248>You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villainYou either die a homu...
>>30275263>>30275263[x]She's just doing her job. I would've done the same. ...Still going to rip her arms off, though.[X]Shut up and cut me loose already.Lets not ask about the points, thats Kharn levels of stupidity and I would like to remind everyone once again that we are not Kharn.
>>30275252No, scene with Madoka in flower field. Madoka confesses that she being separated from her family and friends would hurt her a lot. And Homura says that then she should have stopped her at any cost.Incubators are probably a factor as well, as they were going to continue their experiments, but who knows how that would go. Law of Cycles has an army of saved magical girls.
>>30275263[X]She's just doing her job. I would've done the same. ...Still going to rip her arms off, though.[X]Shut up and cut me loose already.
>>30275345Fair enough, I'll stop here. Thanks for the explanation.Now, wasn't Kyouko's Silent Room the one that has a busted Anti-Meguca field or was it Murderface's?
>>30275295>>Being Homura is suffering, selfishly, for a selfish misconception.>Fixed it, from what I can understand so far. Love is a scary, scary thing.See, the reason I view it as a selfless sacrifice is because she genuinely believes she's doing what's best for Madoka; Homura isn't aware of the differences between what she proposed to barrier-brainwashed!Madoka and the actual existence of Madokami. As far as Homura understood, Madoka was eternally separated from everyone by being the personification of the Law of the Cycles, and when she asked barrier!Madoka about that, Madoka broke down sobbing at the thought. So to Homura, letting Madoka stay as the metaphysical concept of the law was consigning her to an eternity of self-inflicted torture.Now, we the audience know that's not actually the case, given that Sayaka and Nagisa were both entirely cognizant and had their memories, and the exchange between Sayaka and Kyoko in the fight scene heavily implies that's the case for ALL magical girls after they die. But Homura doesn't know that, all she has to go on is the belief that Madoka sacrificed herself for everyone else, and the belief that it's the one thing Madoka would find most agonising over anything else.Homura thinks this outcome is the best possible ending for Madoka, even if it consigns Homura to never actually be with her; she'd rather sacrifice her own happiness for Madoka's sake, just as Madoka sacrificed her happiness for everyone else's sake. The only difference is, Homura's decision was based off a fundamental misunderstanding of what Madoka had done to herself.
>>30275263[X]She's just doing her job. I would've done the same. ...Still going to rip her arms off, though.[X]...How many points is she worth now?[X]Shut up and cut me loose already.
>>30275365Preeeeetty sure it was Murderface's. Though didn't Sayaka take out the power grid, or did we end up not actually doing that?
[X]...How many points is she worth now?Ask if you get BONUS points for killing her with her own body parts.
>>30275365It wasnt really busted Kypukp just is resistant to the effects because she is some proto culexus thing
>>30275295>The "Lucifer" to Madoka's Madokami then? And the Law of Cycles that keeps on being mentioned?It's worth bearing in mind that the law of cycles that Madoka established only came into existence not just from her own wish, but as an unintended side-consequence of Homura's selfish wish.What they have unintentionally established is a relatively stable loop where one acts as counterbalance to the other. The Yin-yang analogy was not chosen by accident.
>>30275410>Kypukp just is resistant to the effects>KypukpYou're slipping, Russian Spies.
>>30275416Bah, damn americanski are brighter than glorious motherland said, must report this to superiors
>>30275372I see. That would make things more tragic, in retrospect.>>30275411I'm under the impression that Homucifer imprisoning Madoka in order to give the latter a semblance of a normal life would mean upsetting that balance, undoing what Madokami had already established and thereby making things worse for the other Magical Girls, given that their embodiment of Hope is now gone.Hence my very violent reaction to Homura's actions.
And now, breakfast
>>30275440>I'm under the impression that Homucifer imprisoning Madoka in order to give the latter a semblance of a normal life would mean upsetting that balance, undoing what Madokami had already established and thereby making things worse for the other Magical Girls, given that their embodiment of Hope is now gone.>Hence my very violent reaction to Homura's actions.Well, Homura does say to Sayaka in the epilogue that she only stole the part that was Madoka as a person. The Law of the Cycles still functions, it just no longer has the human aspect of Madokami overseeing everything. Which might be worse for people, but that seems akin to "You arrive in an office with a bunch of coworkers and no management in sight, with nothing in particular to do". I figure all it means is there's no longer anybody particularly directing the Magical Witch Brigade, but then, that shouldn't be necessary anymore with the Incubators bound to Homucifer's will so that they won't interfere with things.
>>30275453how made that doll?is Midori that obsessed?
>>30275484Same person who made this one, I'd guess
>>30275484>obsessedRude. There's wrong with making a doll of your loved ones.
>>30275484It's a very convincing Callidus illusion.Just like everything else about Midori.
>>30275440>I'm under the impression that Homucifer imprisoning Madoka in order to give the latter a semblance of a normal life would mean upsetting that balanceYes and no.Madoka can't have ANY kind of existence while the QB's are sniffing around.Hence the NEED to educate them in the meaning of pain.
>>30275484is real Murderface, cute, yes?
>>30275295I'd say selfless and selfish both applies. She could just leave with Madoka at the end. That'd be her happy end period. But then who'll do anything about the Incubators ? They learned plenty this time around and they'll just work out more ways to get to Madokami. They have a lot of time and a lot of magical girls to exploit. Can Madoka do anything against the Incubators ? It's outside her domain. She's a universal law now. It's like telling Electromagnetism to stop humanity from figuring ways to exploit. Homura did a 180 right after her reunion with Madoka because she had figured out she -could- do something to flip the status quo of the universe like Madoka herself did. It's easy to be dissatisfied because it portrayed Homura as evil and everything seemed off, but she practically put the Incubators down and gave magical girls normal happy lives. Sure, no one asked for it, but no one sure asked Madoka to do what she did and no one save Homura remembered. We're in end of series Homura's shoes now, dissatisfied with the existing world despite it being mostly better.
>>30275484its a major franchise bro, there are plenty of murder mayumi(?) dolls
>>30275494>There's wrong with making a doll of your loved ones.yeah, indeed, there is wrong with making dolls that look like real people.
>>30275481It still sounds just as bittersweet as the series ending though.>>30275497Well, considering QB all but said "Fuck this, I'm done with Humanity" near the end, Homucifer might be successful in that regard.>>30275504A solution, non-ideal perhaps (in my eyes), but an effective(?) one nonetheless.>>30275521Was worth a few laughs, thanks.
>>30275510it's to Chiaki to be murder mayumi it at least would had be modified to look like Chiaki>>30275487does Wendy have one too?
>>30275576>does Wendy have one too?yes
>>30275576>does Wendy have one too?No, the stupid cunt just felates her knife all night long
>>30275576she would have multipleEach with different hairstyles Chiaki wore while they were together
>>30275598Judging by >>30275599 it looks like both are true.
>>30275599thanks I forgot thatSomeone is making a lot of money making those dollwonder if all or possible love interests bought one
>>30275598Well that knife has been called an extension of herselfSo it sort of makes sense as to why she enjoys stabbing it into things so much.....
>>30275521Why is the Akuma Homura cult group the only reasonable one?Well, maybe 愛よ is reasonable as well.
>>30275599>mfw no Midorin valentine
>>30275521>>30275639Finally the Aiyo makes sense.
>>30275632Iori probably has one along with her rabbit now that I think of itprobably the same for the ninth warmaster and her sisterIs it wrong that I sort of expect Kharn to have one that she talks to and treats like her old friend when she is alone and nostalgic, sharing a drink with it and reminiscing about their missions together?
>>30275639Because cute is justice.
>>30275663I was even more sad Larro didn't draw MM.
>>30275674I picture Kharn has bloody tea parties with it and a stuffed Malal.
>>30275688Okay I sorta want this drawn nowWhy do cute ideas work so well with Kharn?
>>30275674I also image Rury having one>>30275521I think I'm on the more unpopular gropes
>>30275663it's already been posted in this thread>>30274368
>>30275171Dayum, weaponized HEALTHYI'd take a hit.
>>30275710Ruri would have lots of themShe probably gets them as promo stuff for doing the OVASorta picture Noriko with one Ruri gave her, it is all dirty and covered in sweat etc that she sleeps with It helps her feel safe and she tried to sneak it into the box to protect her
>>30275708Because on inside she is just big fluffy teddy bear with sharp teeth and claws.
>>30275674>the ninth warmaster and her sisteruhh
>>30275779homu and her dildo
>>30275752as i said on>>30275576the dolls look to much like Chiaki to be murder mayumi but I agree that Ruri would have a lot of then
>>30275752>she tried to sneak it into the box to protect herWHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO MY HEART
>>30275752>she tried to sneak it into the box to protect her.Noriko is not for bullying!
>>30275785they're chibified representations of Murder Mayumi, obviously.Which quite naturally wind up looking suspiciously like Chiaki.>>30275810...that's EXACTLY what Noriko is for.
>>30275818No, that's what NECO is for.
>>30275826oh, god. Now I've got visions of NECO Homuhow horrifying.
We're actually having a discussion about silly art as an in-universe item? Anon, why do you keep doing this to me...
>>30275836I meant for bullying.
>>30275845Hat-chan is for bullyin
>>30275845Because is the sillier way to have fun that I could imagine dood!
>>30275869>bullying Hat-chanThat's Decu's job
>>30275872>"Murderface-the T-shirt, Murderface-the Coloring Book, Murderface-the Lunch box, Murderface-the Breakfast Cereal, Murderface-the Flame Thrower."
>>30275869I want mah long hair Chiaki so I guess bully is next step.
Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDblink to the Fanart gallery: http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Fanart>>30275869Who do you think Hat-Chan is, Midori!?
>>30275932>Hat-Chan is Midori!It all makes sense now!
>>30275915>Murderface-the Flame Throwerthe kids love this one
>>30275272 >>30275287 >>30275309She's just doing her job. Badly, but she's actually being professional. ...You're still going to rip her arms off and beat her to death with them, though."Yeah, okay, yer being really intense right now, I'm going to have to ask ya to take it down a couple of notches, right?" Risa steps forward - gaining more of a shape now rather than actually being a shadow - and you see her shake her head as she looks you over. "Cripes, both knees, even. That's something else."...What's she so bothered about? You know Kharn wasn't much into torture herself - not that you know of, anyway - but surely Risa's seen worse than just a couple of broken knees and some blood?"'Course I have. Doesn't mean I have to like seeing it. 'Specially not on my current owner, yeah? You spend enough time as a fucking soul inside a weapon and you kinda get attached, you know."Ah. Right. Well....How many points is that girl now, anyway? Hopefully worth something huge, yeah?"...You're askin' that now, when I'm practically holdin' back enough pain to kill five grown men? Or like, maybe twenty kids, give or take two." Risa's golden, black-pinned eyes go wide at you, before swiveling to look at the ceiling in contemplation. "...Well, she's an officer, so that adds a bit...plus the 'gibbing a pal' multiplier...an' then there's the torture to account for..."The spirit looks down at her hands and starts counting off her fingers, her toothy grin clacking voicelessly every now and then. "Comes to 1000 points flat, all in all, an' I'm bein' generous."1000 points. Right. You'll remember that."S'not a lot, I know, but it's a nice amount if you want to get started on the high score." Risa shrugs. "Not that I'm itchin' for us to get going on it or anythin'."[1/2]
>>30275915Murderface the Dildo when
>>30275973Yeah, alright. Fine. You pull at your restraints, wincing slightly as you feel them cut into your wrists. Is it okay if she cuts you loose, now? You're getting a bit tired playing the fucking M in this party."Yeah, yeah. Right. Lemme try." Risa sidles up behind you, and it's here that you feel the cold bite of a chainaxe blade press against your wrists. "Ya know, I thought you were goin' crazy when you let yourself get captured, but..."But what?"Well, nuthin', really. Just...how did you know I'd be able to cut you loose?You didn't actually. You just guessed."Is that right?"Kind of. But it was basically Yuu being able to appear to you outside of her Golden Weapon from time to time, and...Risa being able to talk to you even when you're not holding the chainaxes. You figured there was a chance this kind of thing could work.Risa lets out a short bark of laughter, here. "Hah! Pretty clever, I'll give ya that. But what if you were wrong, huh? If I wasn't able to do this kind of thing, you'd really be in the shit, yeah?"Yeah. But you'd find your way out of it nonetheless."Heh. Alright, then." A sudden tearing sound, and you feel your restraints slacken quite considerably. Just enough for you to pull them apart on your own if you wanted to. Of course, this also had the nasty side effect of your injuries suddenly feeling as if they'd just been inflicted again twice over. Making you grit your teeth again. "Sorry. Kind of...lost focus there." The wolf-eared ghost murmurs, sounding embarrassed. "But yeah, that's as much as I can do right now. Is that okay?"Yeah. Yeah, this should be enough. She can focus on making things hurt less again now.[2/3]
>>30275976That's an exclusive anon. Only Midori has one.
>>30275987Yeah. Yeah, this should be enough. She can focus on making things hurt less again now."Getting back on that." And true enough, it does start to hurt less. Not as much as earlier, but...less. "Think I need to go now, though. But, uh, you know that friend of yours? The blue one ya fought with me the last time?"Sayaka? What about her?Risa looks at you with both golden eyes. "I ain't supposed to be yakkin' on about this, but...she's worth ten thousand points now, but that's gonna double in the future. The near future, is what I'm gettin' at."How do you respond?
>>30275976>Murderface the Dildo>comes with free wrist-watch
>>30275997"...Whats that suppose to mean."
>>30275997Oh. Oh shit. Is, is Kyoko...?You know, no matter which timeline, It hurts just the same whenever she dies.
>>30275997I knew it. I fucking knew it.>"What do you mean? How near is 'near'?"
>>30275997>I'm not that stupid yet.
>>30275997"The hell she is."
>>30275997[x] I'm not the Betrayer and if you imply that again you're going into the rack for the next fifteen missions.
>>30275779I think he meant the eighth since that is the only one I can think of with a sisterWho were also mentioned to read the series
>>30275997"Good to see she's pulling her weight"
>>30275997"I'll take that as a compliment toward how much ass she's kicking."
>>30275997>Going to double in the near future
>>30275997>[x] I'm not the Betrayer and if you imply that again you're going into the rack for the next fifteen missions.
>>30275845Because it is a great thing Hat!Also if they ever were available we would probably have everyone on the thread buying multiple
>>30275997[X]"Then I'll just have to prevent that, won't I? Anything more you can tell me about that?"we need to get Kyoko out.
>>30275915>Murderfaces the colouring book"With a free jumbo size pack of red crayons!"
>>30275997[x] good for her. We have to tale care of business at the moment now though.
>>30275997[X] "Yeah, no. Good Equerries are hard to find these days.""That, and Kyouko setting me on fire is the least of my worries."
>>30275948silly anon Hat is not Midorionly Midori is Midori>>30275997Is there some thing I should know about her and if so care to share what you know with the class?
>>30276056Well, that goes without saying.The question is whether they're going to try using Kyoko as a shield.Because if they do... We're gonna need Time Stop. And we're going to need it to work properly, not with the old hand-crank.
>>30275997[x]Dont say anything.[x]Dont waste any more time.[x]Start Running. [x]Get Kyoko without slowing down.[x]Get to where Sayaka is right the fuck now with a Kyoko on your shoulder.Shit just got real, no time to dick around!
>>30275990When decu gets back to drawing hopefully yes
>>30275997[X] Ask for clarification
>>30276093This shouldn't count. You're using meta, cause you know Kyouko offs herself for Sayaka. All we know is, Sayakas point value is going to increase and very soon, that's all.
>>30275997"We better get to work, then."I'd say saving Sayaka is worth a time stop or two, if we find a good opportunity for it.
>>30275997[X] Doesn't matter how many points she is worth, she and the rest of my friends are off limits rems!her that or you get to go to sleep for the rest of eternity
>>30276093We're kinda still missing our soul gem.
>>30276120*all Chiaki knows I mean
>>30276120It's not meta to know Sayaka will flip shit if Kyouko dies.
>>30276143...and kneecaps, for that matter.
>>30276120Yeah. Heck, Sayaka might be worth more points if the robot is extremely badass or something. Chiaki should not really have reason to panic in-character.
>>30276120>Your using metaHow exactly? Do you want to leave Kyoko and get her later or what?
>>30276142* rememberFuck I hate typing on my phoneBut that's what happens when decu runs this while I am at work hiding my phone inbetween my computer and printer so I can keep up with threads I guess
>>30275997[x]Fold your hands into your armpits and flap your elbows "Bok, bok, bok, Risa is scared of blueberry, bok bok bokawwww!"
>>30276143Which probably means Freon isn't too far away. Which by extension means Kyoko isn't far away.Which means it's Murderin' time.
>>30276120>Sayaka is a crazy bitch>Golden weapon tells us Sayaka is about to go full crazy>NUH UH! ITS META! Are you .. braindead or something?
>>30276181This is so unlike Chiaki I want to see it happen just because it'd be hilarious.
>>30275997Soon ? Why the fuck ? Is she going to become Super Sayaka 2 ? Is she gonna flip out and kill several thousand people plus a god ?
>>30276171>>30276191Chiaki knows Sayaka is a crazy bitch to begin with, but you're making it seem like Chiaki knows she's going to witch out (which Decu is heavily imlpying). That's what I mean. Also, Risa just said that her value is going to go up. Unless she plain says 'Sayaka is witching out yo, better go kneecap her ass', all Chiaki knows currently, is shit is going down.
I'm reading this more as "Sallaka is about have all the fun without us".
>>30276226On the other hand, Risa did say that her value would go up when she goes 'fish mode', but she never explained what that meant. So, by that, neither does Chiaki.
>>30276026>>30276045"Like shit. That bitch is isn't on my shit list. And imply I'm going to kill her again and you're out for like a dozen missions"Get the Kyouko.
>>30276120Im sorry but through how many mental hoops did you just jump to come to that conclusion?Of course we bring Kyoko along because we dont leave her in the fucking cell. Of course we go to Sayaka because Sayaka is about do do SOMETHING.Seriously how is there any fucking meta involved? How the fuck did you even come to the fucking conclusion that I want Kyoko to off herself?
>>30276226Wasn't she going to fight a Metal Gear
>>30276252Ment to also link to this:>>30275997but eh.
>>30276226>>30276226>you're making it seem like Chiaki knows she's going to witch out WHERE DID I SAY THAT. READ, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER, READ!
>>30276202Because Freon has figured she can use Kyoko as leverage in our interrogation.An act of arrogance which is going to cost her dearly.[X] Check the inventory. We could really use the Deagle for this encounter.
>>30276120the fuck is wrong with you fag?
>>30276235I know I do!
>>30275997[x]And the best time to betray Blue is when she's at the point of desp...[x]Start booking it towards Kyoko and do not stop
>>30276289CALM THE FUCK DOWN YOU WORTHLESS BITCH!
>>30276235>Seeing something I made being usedAww yissAlso>>30275997>>30276093
>>30276268Oh, now I see. Everyone knows Sayaka will be going witch either at the end of this thread or the start of the next, and you're using that knowledge to get to her ASAP instead of using what Chiaki knows; Kyouko is hurt, Sayaka is doing something and we don't know where she is, and we're currently without kneecaps, which will make it very hard to walk until they're healed.>>30276289You read. I said 'MAKING IT SEEM LIKE'. See above.>>30276295>>30276296You forget where we are.
>>30276249Didn't Pinky also tell us about Sayaka turning into a fish? This seems like the kind of thing that would trigger warning flags even if they weren't outright Sayaka's Witching Out Soon flags.
>>30276313No fuck you ,you stupid piece of shit!Just because you use meta doesnt fucking mean anyone else does! You jumped into fuckung conclusions for absolutely no good reason whining about meta you mouthbeather! I swear I wish I could hate people like you to death!
>>30276341Is it that hard to think that witching out is the easiest way to double your points?
>>30276291I don't think we can access the inventory until we get our soulgem back? Right?Once we get the gem back, getting a gun (Deagle or not) should indeed be the first thing we do however.
>>30276365>UpdateAll I here is "fapfapfap oh boy Iz so smart fapfap" go cry me a river faggot.
>>30276372I'll settle for a golf club.
>>30276368Even if Chiaki does come to that conclusion, we still have two useless knees and an Edward Elric wannabee in the cell next to us, so we can't just rush to Sayaka. Hell, we don't even know where she is.
>>30276368to that dumb fuck it is.
>>30276341> and you're using that knowledge to get to her ASAP instead of using what Chiaki knowsI AM USING KNOWLEDGE THAT SOMWTHING IS HAPPENING AND RISA IS SHITTING HER PANTS AND ITS PROBABLY NOT A FUCKING GOOD THING! AND WE TAKE KYOKO ALONG BECAUSE WE NOT GOING TO LEAVE HERE IN THE PRISON.DO YOU GET IT NOW!? OR IS YOUR HEAD WAY TO FAR UP YOUR OWN ASS TO REALIZE THAT THE ONLY META-USING PIECE OF SHIT IS YOU. DID IT GET THROUGH YOUR FUCKING SKULL?!
>>30276426Oh shut up already you cunt.
>>30276368The problem is there are so many ways Sayaka could become worth more. Heck, Chiaki might well assume Sayaka is about to get a golden sword from Pinky or something.Or do something really badass that ups her point value. Turning into a witch is just one of MANY possibilities.
>>30276407You are the only dumb fuck here if you havent realized. Literally one was using meta-knowledge.The guy even explained it you, and like a true faggot you still imply that he is using meta-knowledge.
Before any of that shit, We need to recover both our fucking soul gems.
>>30276426>>30276365Jesus christ the pair of you.If you don't like a possible option, simply make and vote for an option that doesn't.Whining doesn't have weight; votes do.
>>30276368If anything it would probably reduce themAfter all witches are fairly easy to find and kill But a friend who just destroyed a giant mech, went crazy because of some macguffin and thinks you caused their loved one to possibly die?Lots of points there
>>30276438You got called out on being full of shit, so at least admit that you were full of shit.
>>30276401I agree on that point. We might have been able to pull off something with Yuu and gorilla walking, but I don't think chain-axes can be stilts.Still, you're kinda dodging the point. It's not very hard to realise that a) there aren't a lot of things Risa would be indirect about, and b) witches are worth a lot of points.we aren't 100% sure that Sayaka's about to witch out, but we were NEVER sure. Just because it makes sense in-meta, doesn't mean Decu isn't gonna pull a fast one on us.
>>30276458It's amusing to watch them bitch and complain though.
>>30276473you want my shit O_o
>>30276493.....what?I'm not even this anon >>30276473, just...what?
>>30276458>I dont know what is going on but I will still comment!Gotta love people like you.>>30276478>TROLOLOL/tg/ sure went down the shitter..
>>30276474Feh walkingThey are chainaxes, we will slam them into the floor / walls switch them to full speed and have them pull us along
>>30276517Chainsaw legs. Genius.
>>30276426Calm down, Jesus. You know that the something happening is Sayaka is going to have her value upped. That's it. Saying that we need to grab Kyoko and book it to Sayaka screams 'I know she's going to witch out'. We still need our soul gems and to repair. See >>30276401>>30276473I'm not the guy you're responding to, but how am I full of shit? People are clearly forgetting our current situation and are blindly wanting to go after Sayaka because they know she's more than likely going to witch out.>>30276517That'll cause a lot of noise and will attract attention. That'd be bad.
>>30276542>>30276517I think you mean ChainAXE TREADS.
>>30276478In moderation; but when we get to this level(>>30276473 >>30276493) of replies then people stop wondering why questers have a shit reputation.>>30276515The argument is >I want to vote for this option which would be best for our characters survival.>No don't vote for that, that's using knowledge our character doesn't have and would be >No I think this option is because of reasons x,y, etc.>Neither party understands that just outvoting the other will have the highest probability of swinging things in their directionPretty good idea of what's going on here, chief
>>30276517>>30276542Damn it, now I want someone to draw kneecapped Murderface sailing down the hallway on the chainaxes while the soldiers chase her in a mix of shock and confusion.
>>30276568that could make for an amazing fighting style in an enclosed space.Yuu would be proud.
>>30276575On top of all the other things in this thread people want drawn?Poor Hat-Chan.
>>30276588>golden gauntlets on fists>strap chainaxes to feet>MAXIMUM EVERSORDRIVE ENGAGED
I'm having as much fun watching the players freaking out as I am reading Decu's posts.
>>30276558Well I don't see how bad it would be, we are far past stealth being relevant now anyway so we might as well go stupidly loud and scare the fuck out of some people while we tear past holding onto one chainaxe as a transportation device while the other is free for decapitations
>>30275948>>Hat-Chan is Midori!Weeeell...No, not really. I just wanted to make a silly drawing. This has nothing to do with MGNQ.. Sorry
>>30276575I can't tell if she would look better with a manic from on her face and a "FASTERRRRR" kind of look in her eyes or just totally deadpan like this is tuesday
>>30276619>that spoilerMust you toy with my hopes and dreams, Hat-chan?Yes.
>>30276619that's what you want us to think.
>>30276611Although that'd be awesome, we don't have ranged. Those snipers will blow us apart. And as soon as the torturer chick hears us, she could crush our soul gem and bam, Game Over.
>>30276619>tfw she ends up being a callidus spy who screws with us for the next 100 threadsYou can't trick me Hat!
>>30276631>surfing on chainaxes>carrying legless Kyoko over one shoulder>Kyoko cheering and demanding Chiaki drives them faster/does a flip off the walls>Chiaki just deadpan the whole time
>>30276631Chiaki, deadpan.Anyone else. Psychotic
>>30276012 >>30276018 >>30276023 >>30276026 >>30276081You blink at Risa, your surprise enough to stun you into immobility....The hell's that supposed to mean? Is...is this about the fish mode thing she was talking about?Your eyes go wide, here. Shit, is Kyoko...?Risa shakes her head. "No, no. Well...yes, but...I'm not sure if it's now or later, but definitely close. It's kind of that thing where you think it's your safe day or not, and you want to tell your boyfriend but he's just wailin' on top of yer and you can't think straight, and--"Less weird analogies and more answers, pease, you growl at the wolf-eared Girl."...I'm tryin'! Look, if you were someone halfway normal and ya didn't have so much...freakin' baggage loadin' you down, I could at least pin it down definite-like, yeah? But you ain't halfway normal!"...Look, just...is Kyoko safe? That's what matters at the moment."I took a peek earlier. She's okay, just...you know, doin' the one-eyed, one-armed, one-legged bandit deal. Otherwise she's fine." Risa glares at you. "Might want to keep it that way. That's all I know, and all I can tell you."Right. Fine. You were planning on doing that anyway."Good to know. Just...I didn't want to make you panic, I just needed to say it--"Fine. You understand. And you appreciate her telling you about hte points, too.But if she implies that you're going to murder a friend of yours for points ever again, you'll stick her in a rack for the next fifteen missions."Please yerself, ya buggering git," Risa snaps. "Try and be a decent person for a change, an' ya get this kind of treatment! Yer lucky I ain't the Laughin' Genocide anymore, otherwise I'll show ya some manners!"She'll have to take a number, then.[1/2]
>>30276690"...Right! I--" The wolf-eared ghost seems to wind up for another round of verbal sparring, but suddenly stops. "...Oh, Miss One Thousand's comin' back, and she's got..." Risa squints. "....A power drill? Yeah, a power drill. That's actually pretty creative!"Yeah. You have to give the Sixteenth that, at least."What're you gonna do now, then? That's a thousand points walkin' in." Risa points towards the baseball bat Freon left, the wooden implement sticky with your own blood. "You can make do with that, right?"You've made do with a lot less, yeah.What do you do?Free yourself, prepare to attack Freon as soon as she comes in.Stay in your seat, pretend to still be restrained. Wait for a moment of opportunity before striking.
>>30276705>[X]Stay in your seat, pretend to still be restrained. Wait for a moment of opportunity before striking.Make sure she still has our soul gem. Also, want to see the look on her fucking face.
>>30276705[x] Sit down, fold arms, stare at door.
>>30276658>"Fuck yeah! This is way better than Cripple Jousting! Say, can you do Kharns thing where she lights her chainsword on fire? I always wanted to go so fast the ground catches on fire!"
>>30276705>[X]Stay in your seat, pretend to still be restrained. Wait for a moment of opportunity before striking.I want to see what sort of technique she has in mind for the power drill.
>>30276705>Stay in your seat, pretend to still be restrained. Wait for a moment of opportunity before striking.we kinda need the soul gem, so...
>>30276705>[X]Free yourself, prepare to attack Freon as soon as she comes in.She's bringing in the sharp instruments now, so if we wait it's likely to be a "Loss of limbs for Chiaki too" situation. Time to grasp the element of surprise and ram it firmly through this bitch's eye socket.
>>30276705[X]Stay in your seat, pretend to still be restrained. Wait for a moment of opportunity before striking.we need our gem and we don't know where she put it, yet.
>>30276705>[X]Free yourself, prepare to attack Freon as soon as she comes in.
>>30276705>[X]Free yourself, prepare to attack Freon as soon as she comes in.Time is of the essence, and the essence is murder.
[X]Free yourself, prepare to attack Freon as soon as she comes in.Better free up a chair for Freon.
>>30276705[X] Stay in your seat, let her think she has the upper hand then show her how you really torture someone and do it in less than a minute
>>30276705>Stay in your seat, pretend to still be restrained. Wait for a moment of opportunity before striking.Perhaps hide the bat behind the chair, if that wouldn't be too obvious.
>>30276705>[X]Stay in your seat, pretend to still be restrained. Wait for a moment of opportunity before striking.
>>30276743>She's bringing in the sharp instruments now, so if we wait it's likely to be a "Loss of limbs for Chiaki too" situation.it's a drill. She's not going to be severing limbs, just putting holes in things, and possibly pouring salt into the wound.Extremely unpleasant, but nothing that should hobble us more than the damage she's already done to the knees.I am curious to see how she plans to introduce it, though. With the side benefit of letting her get close enough to MURDER HER IN THE FACE with it.
>>30276705[X]Stay in your seat, pretend to still be restrained. Wait for a moment of opportunity before striking.Time is of the essence but dealing with the Ice Bitch is unavoidable; lets do it on our terms.
>>30276705I am curious as to what she's going to say once she comes in with the drill, but we've put up with enough of this shit already.[X]Free yourself, prepare to attack Freon as soon as she comes in.
>>30276705[x]Free yourself.[x]Bash-in the door as soon as Freon is about to open it.[x]"I told you I would beat you to death with your own arms..."
[X]Free yourself, prepare to attack Freon as soon as she comes in.Wait by the door, surprise her and grab the drill from her hands when she enters, and then use the drill on her helmets faceplate and drive the drill to her brain to take her out. Then take our soulgem from her body.
DID YOU NUMBSKULLS FORGET SHE HAS CHIAKIS SOUL GEMFRONTAL ATTACK IS FULL RETARD
>>30276705Whatever we do we need to move fast once we're done because they're probably going to try and kill Kyoko shortly after they figure out we're free.
>>30276705I wonder why Freon hasn't tried to threaten Kyoko yet. She could just go "If you don't talk, I will shatter your friends soul gem" and things will get very difficult >[x]Free yourself, prepare to attack Freon as soon as she comes in.
>>30276891These people, right? Hue Hue.
>>30276912>I wonder why Freon hasn't tried to threaten Kyoko yet.I'm GUESSING the reason is twofold.Our reputation preceeds us, AND she wants to tenderise us up first.
>>30276889>>30276870>>30276845>>30276815>>30276797>>30276776Look at all this bullshit.
>>30276958They're dead, Jim.
>>30276705>Stay in your seat, pretend to still be restrained. Wait for a moment of opportunity before striking.
>>30276973No shit, why did you do it anyway? Since samefagging is utter scummery one way or the other.
>>30276891Honestly it doesn't seem like either course of action is hugely advantageous, In both cases we should be a pretty good surprise modifier.The biggest advantage to pretending to be tied is we don't have to walk on smashed knees over to the door.
>>30276958is this what samefagging looks like?
>>30276993The fuck are you on about?
>>30276958How do you tell?
>>30276891Err, you think sitting on a chair and attacking her while she is standing in front of us with a powerdrill is not frontal attack?
Alright, pausing for now! We'll start off with the most voted option next thread, which should be tomorrow night! Thank you for everyone's participation, and feedback is always great!One writeup incoming! Questions answered after it!
"Oh, yeeeeeeeeaah!! It's Crunch time!"Now strike a pose! Clench your fist! Flash those pearly whites!Hold it.. Hold it.. Yeah, just like that! Nailed it! She's totally speechless.Ha! As if a bunch of heavy boxes would slow me down. Clever girl... BUT NOT CLEVER ENOUGH! And so I meet her dull amber gaze before I make my BOLD DECLARATION!"Vanus Eleanor A. Slam! I am Heather Crunch, Eversor rank leader! And I have come here to test your mettle in battle!""...What?"So she's going to be like that, eh? Fine, I'll play her game."I have come to see if the pen truly is mightier than the sword!"Oh yeah. That sounded really cool."I am but a simple office worker, and I have never-""Hah! Nice try, but my -unparalleled observational abilities are informing- me that YYYYYOU..." Dramatic pause! Finger point! "are -hiding- something from me!"And I -clasp- my hand over my chest, undoubtedly drawing her attention to the brilliant FIERY red of my soul gem."For beneath your humble appearance I can hear the heartbeat of a warrior THUNDERING in your chest, crying out for the thrill of combat!" As helpfully illustrated by my hand clenching and unclenching, with added "Thump thump, thump thump, thump thump...""Miss Crunch, you are mistaken, I am only a-""THUMP THUMP, THUMP THUMP...""-office worker who has never fought anyone."She's definitely lying. Time to shake things up.I extend my hand back, pointed out toward the opening I created kicking through the window. My weapon, my extension of the -burning resolve of my SOUL-, manifests piece by piece. A huuuuuuuuge sword that easily clips the ceiling, made up of glowy blue lines. Like in that one movie - GRON? - but just the lines. It has her totally in awe.I should give it a name someday so I can call it out when summoning it. Named weapons are cool."Come on, then! I've shown you mine, now you show me yours!"[1/5]
>>30277053what is soylent green made of?
>>30277065"...Sorry?"Still playing ignorant, huh?"You know... Your weapon!""I do not have a weapon.""Getting REEEEEAL tired of your lies. Where is your weapon?""I am not lying, I do not have a weapon. That is why I am an office worker.""DESK CLEAVE! SMASH!" Wood shatters and splinters fly as my faithful sword is brought down upon it in a swift two-handed swing. Supposedly it weighs a great deal, but I don't even notice. It feels like a natural extension of my arm, like it -belongs- there.And now there is no more desk. There is only a hole and floating motes of dust where the desk used to be.And no more magical girl. Where did she-SLAM goes the door as footsteps hurry off into the distance. I can't help but grin. It's been quite some time since I've actually had to chase someone down like this. And SO, I THROW the door open. And I purSUE HER, letting my colossal blade drag behind, accompanied by the sound of the floor - stone and some rebar, I think? - being ploughed right through. It slows me down a little, but I don't mind. It makes for an interesting handicap.At the end of a long hallway, I see her lavender hair through a crack in the elevator doors, just before they shut. I guess I -could- just run over, kick the door down, cut the cable, and ride the cab crashing into the ground. That'd be great, but it'd get me in trouble and I'd be lectured again, possibly have sanctions imposed... I -did- promise to stop doing that, after all.Instead, I move up toward the entrance to the stairwell door. From here I can just make out the LED display above the elevator door, surrounded by the stuffed heads of a few toothy, parrot-like familiars mounted on wall plaques. The readout says "G" in red lights. So she stopped at the ground floor, most likely. Didn't look like she was planning any sort of bait-and-switch trick.[2/5]
>>30277021a) it's the same voteb) it's all one minute apartc) it was all fucking deleted
>>302770214chan X shows deleted posts, and all of those are deleted, highly indicative of a samefag who got banned
>>30276705>[x]Stay in your seat, pretend to still be restrained. Wait for a moment of opportunity before striking.
>>30277079I throw the door open and leap over the railing, plummeting from the top floor to the bottom. My descent barely slows as my blade cleaves through the stairs. I feel lightheaded as the adrenaline kicks in, just before I land. Big chunks of rubble RAIN from above upon my head, like little water droplets. Shake it off, Heather, shake it off. Can't run around covered in debris. Not after becoming rank leader. After becoming tidy, the plain white door ahead opens easily enough - gotta walk a ways out to make room for my weapon - and I switch to a one-handed grip. Have to flip the stairs sign around, which informs everyone that the stairs are wrecked again. I mean, -I- can clear a jump to the top floor easy enough, but it's for the benefit of the masses I suppose.So! Here I stand in the lobby, the lobby of the Sixth Officio! It's pretty big as far as lobbies go, about two or three stories high and mostly glass. The sun shines brightly overhead, BUT IT WILL NEVER BURN AS INTENSELY AS MY ZEAL! Typical lobby stuff here, some chairs, desks, receptionist's desk, magazines - Magical Girl Monthly, maybe, I don't bother with such garbage. But BEHOLD, the MASSIVE SKULLS of the witches that our own Leman Russ took down ON HER OWN and repurposed as hallway entrances after she became warmaster! The one on the right still has the bite marks from when she tore its head off with just her teeth! The TOWERING structures -finally- got those windows installed in the eye sockets and nasal cavities, I see!And I see my target almost to the front door! Not so fast, Slam! I EXTEND my free arm, letting my sleeve hang free, and through FORCE of WILL, manifest my masterful magic! Strips of something silver and sticky shoot swiftly from my sleeves, seeking my sought-after target, like snakes about to strike! I CUT OFF her escape with my trap, but she is able to ESCAPE back through the hall of the bitten skull before I can CATCH her![3/5]
>>30277053After the samefag posts got deleted, looks like the sneaky git option wins
>>30276705[x]Stay in your seat, pretend to still be restrained. Wait for a moment of opportunity before striking.You are the sneaky git. It's you.
>>30277091She's quick, and I can't catch up to her easily from this distance. I retract my ribbons and try to keep up - but there's only one room that's open at this time today, and that's the gymnasium. Taking care to -not- drag my weapon around the lobby - look nice to the visitors, smile and wave for the clients, just doing rank leader things - I give chase, making damn sure to not leave a single scratch on the trophy ON PAIN OF DEATH and keep going through the mouth until the walls and floor are no longer bone white! I turn the corner just in time to see her go to the right, which means she's headed to the gymnasium. Fortunately for ME, I know a SHORTCUT!I take a swipe at the ceiling, a loud crashing sound made as the reinforced structure is RENT ASUNDER! Then I LEAP through the gap, entering the mostly barren training hall. Barren but for the scars it has, and the people using it. Seems I interrupted the two rookies who booked this one, since they're staring at me. No time for sitting around, though, gotta keep moving.It's about... This many paces away. It's easy to cut open the floor the same way, though it puts most of the mess in the hallway, which visitors might see. Which is bad, I think? Rank leading is hard, things were more fun when I didn't have these -responsibilities-. But I digress.After yelling at the girls for their form, I PLUNGE INTO THE HOLE and land on the ground with all the grace of a ballerina with a giant sword. Now I can return to my normal, two-handed grip - it feels so much more natural - and KICK OPEN the gym doors! The doors FLY off the handles after detaching from the wall, and CRASH into the far side of the gym, and would have hit my prey if she hadn't stopped. She is AWE-STRUCK by my abilities, no doubt!And she probably just realized that the only other way out is locked, which means she has to go through ME![4/5]
>>30277105"Come on! Let me see your fighting spirit!"And I shake my fist. You may cast your eyes away but I know you've got something in you, Eleanor! This empty gymnasium shall be our arena! There may be no lines of bleachers, but in my mind I can hear the ROAR of the crowd as they cheer us on! They want to see BLOOD!"I would if I could, but I cannot."Okay, I gotta give her props for staying cool under pressure. I guess some people like that kind of thing? But this is dragging on too long."Enough screwing around! As rank leader, I order you to fight me! Make your first strike!"NOW we're getting somewhere. I can see her reaching into her pocket, no doubt to pull out a concealed weapon. I -knew- she had something on her! And I'm right, for she clutches several thin, black objects in her hands, one between each knuckle, disguised innocuously as pens! Unorthodox, but interesting! And now she HURLS all of them with pinpoint accuracy as I stand strong to take the brunt of the attack! Let's see what you've got, newbie!......"Eleanor?""Yes?""These are pens."They're not even the sharp, pointy kind of pens. They're the kind with a plastic cap that dry out too quickly. I barely felt that at all."I am sorry. That is all I can make.""Just pens.""Just pens. No weapons." Damn. She looks every bit as uncomfortable as I am with this whole kerfuffle."You're sure?""Positive. Can I concede to you in this duel? I have work to finish and papers to haul away."I APPLY my palm to my face, and rub my temples in irritation. "Sure," says I. She -does- look pretty upset behind her blank-faced facade. Best let her get back to her job.My intuition wasn't wrong, though. I'm -positive- that she has potential, but apparently she doesn't even realize that herself......"Hey... Eleanor?" I call after her, "Are you doing anything after work?"[5/5]
>>30277053Question:Is the "Transcendent One" the Homuras in the Deagle spoke of fully separate from Chiaki (another Homura from totally different dimension), or is it somekind of split aspect/fragment of Chiaki similar to say the TNO from Planescape:Torment? Basically, are Chiaki and Transcendent One somehow connected and the same person (in some crazy way)? I was left a bit confused about this whole thing.
And that's all for this writeup! Thank you all for reading!
>>30277053I think I asked you something similar once before, but does music inspire any part of the quest even if you aren't listening to any most of the time when writing? I know you like Dethklok and Bolt Thrower and stuff so I'm honestly curious about it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIyLOSGBL2E This song always reminds me of Faust though.
>>30277053Thanks for running Deculture
>>30277156you, I like you.>>30277053Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived (in a moment, also with writeup.)how are we doing on the mission so far?
>>30277145Fully separate, but at the same time a split aspect of Chiaki, same as TNO. Think of Homura as a single being, and then broken to a thousand pieces. Those are all the Homuras because of the loops. Chiaki is the one piece that was thrown away, never to be reunited but still a part of the mirror (i.e. her Shield being broken.)
>>30277156I liked it
>>30277201Much like the "incarnations" in PS:T. Just out of curiosity, were you inspired by the game, or is it just a coincidence?
>>30277179Oh, music does inspire a lot of the scenes here, yes! And certain songs do give me ideas about characters and situations. Not just Dethklok and Bolt Thrower!For example, Lord Money, by Mouthgrind, is definitely Kyuubey's song. Detroit Metal City's SLASH KILLER is a song I think describes Wendy's and Nicole's relationship to a T. That kind of thing.And that song is scary! Just like Faust!>>30277195Doing pretty well, even with all the obstacles! Hahaha!
>>30277250I was, actually! But I've only read about the game for the longest time, it's only now that I'm playing it through for real! (Although the grind can be a bit tricky, I'm still getting stuck at a very early part!)
>>30277159>>30277195>>30277235Thank you, thank you. You are too kind.As a bonus, here's something silly I threw together on Valentine's Day because I love you guys so much.http://pastebin.com/KP9qBnj7I can also answer some questions people might have about the Sixth.
>>30277303that put a smile on my face.goodnight gentlemen.
>>30277053Is there a list floating around of who wrote what writeups? I don't know is who wrote Night Owls, MGNQ WWII, Magicae Damnatorum, The Riddle of Witch Flesh, or Sally Sullivan's writeups.If there isn't a list I'll just go archive diving at some point this week to try to find out who posted them.
>>30277332Night Owls I think Starasp wrote them. MGNQ WWII was Nath. Magica Damnatorum...not sure. The Riddle of Witch Flesh is I think Ratmie. Sally Sullivan not sure either...I think I have the list, but it's probably at work.
>>30277283Yeah, the gameplay could have used improvement, but the storyline is phenomenal!
>>30277368Definitely! Kind of jarring, though, using * * for emphasis. But it has really good story and dialogue.
>>30277332>tfw no motivationI have different idea now so maybe I'll give that a shot.
>>30277303>>30277156I liked it too, it was some humor we definately need to not get too sour about all of this.
Kinda late, but ...because it would be MAXIMUM.
>>30277365Thank you, that saves me some time for when I edit the writeup ebook to credit everyone who wrote something for MGNQ.I probably should have done that to begin with.
>>30277575Love the coloring on this, great work!
>>30277575I dunno man.It just doesn't look right unless Chiaki is like "Yeah, Maximum. I did that once. It was dildoes.
>>30278025>>30278178Started out with a frown too, but then I realized that I had more than enough frowns in my quota lately so it was time to break out the smug.
>>30277303what can you tell us?
>>30278450That's a bit broad, but I guess I can disclose this much:Well, the Sixth is located in Sydney, Australia. They're the Monster Hunters: they specialize in anti-Officio and Witch hunting tactics. They're very quick, very savage guerilla killers, the pinnacle of the Eversor rank. Or as Decu put it, they're the Space Wolves of MGNQ (their warmaster IS named Leman Russ, after all). They number at about 300 members, 90% of them Eversors, very few Vindicares/Callidus. As a whole, they're normally pretty mellow, but very serious about work and training. They're like cheerful, affable barbarians. They're also surprisingly humanitarian and rather beloved by Australia.
>>30278527>90% EversorsIsn't this already like most Officios? Except for the 16th.