Back to our regularly scheduled Sunday!Twitter: https://twitter.com/MercCommandArchives:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=magical+girl+hunter+questOther Works:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Cyberpunk%20Idol%20Management%20Questhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Valkyrian%20Mercs%20Questhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Pararescue%20WitchesYou are ALICE. You were once a magical girl, but have now ended up having to hunt down your former comrades. As a member of the Magical Girl Hunter Bureau, it is your job to defend humanity from the Magical Menace!You are currently standing speechless as the genetically engineered, alien horror beast murder machine standing in front of you just suddenly morphed into young girl. Not only that, it called you MOM."Egan, explain. Right the fuck now." You scowl, turning to your scientist buddy."Well, I think it might have something to do with incorporating some of your DNA into Nemesis' gene sequences..." Egan says, still scribbling into her notebook.>Goddamnit, Egan.>GODDAMNIT, EGAN!>Throttle Egan.>...that's actually kinda cool.>Other
>>30130526>...that's actually kinda cool.go administer HUGS to our new daughteralso, Merc, you forgot the subject line...
>>30130526>...that's actually kinda cool.ALL THE HUGS
>>30130526>incorporating some of your DNA into Nemesis>Goddamnit, Egan.Yeah... we all saw that one coming.
>>30130590>also, Merc, you forgot the subject line...Welp, too late for that now. Thread's already archived.
>>30130526In this sequence>Goddamnit, Egan.>GODDAMNIT, EGAN!>Throttle Egan.>...that's actually kinda cool.>I'm going to be a MOMMY!>pic related for last expressionAlso, anyone else having issues with 4chanX?
>>30130664>Also, anyone else having issues with 4chanX?moot fucked around with captchas and broke 3rd party extensions, just manually update it to 3.17.0 and its fixed
>>30130526>>Goddamnit, Egan.>>GODDAMNIT, EGAN!>>Throttle Egan.
>>30130526>Throttle EganIf the Nemesis called us Big Sister, we wouldn't be as mad, but we're too young to be called "mom."
>>30130526>...that's actually kinda cool.
>>30130526>>Goddamnit, Egan.>>...that's actually kinda cool.>>otherWHEN DID YOU RAPE ME
>>30130526>GODDAMNIT, EGAN!>...that's actually kinda cool.>Other"YOU are the mother in this relationship, Egan. I'm obviously the father."
>>30130526>GODDAMNIT, EGAN!>Throttle Egan.I never asked for this Egan.
>>30130526"Goddamnit, Egan!" You growl as you lunge forward and start throttling her. "Why do you always do these things?!?!""Well, in order to make the perfect Invader, I thought it'd be good to get the DNA of our best Hunter." Egan says simply. "Plus, in order to make a humanoid form, it needs human DNA. Might as well use yours, you know?""I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE A MOTHER, EGAN! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!" You yell, shaking Egan around more."Don't worry, Nemesis is fully developed." Egan says, not even trying to pry your hands off her neck. "Heck, just think of her as a little sister, or something. Besides, I thought you would have liked the idea of having a superpowered sidekick ready to carry out your bidding.""...yeah, when you put it that way, that's actually kinda cool." You concede, relaxing your grip. "But if you pull that shit without telling me again, I'm tossing you out of the airlock.""Noted." Egan nods. "Would you like to meet her?">I'd better talk to Bruttenholm first.>Sure, assuming she doesn't eat me.>Other
First and foremost, since Nemesis was only wearing her chitin armour and is probably butt naked right now, we should give her a towel or something.How should we bond with Nemesis? The only thing I can think of is to show her what life is like "outside", show her what we're protecting. Show her that because the world is ugly, it is beautiful. Also, if we are going to be interacting with her from now on, we should give her a real name. Nemesis is fine in missions as a code name, but she needs to be called something else outside of the mission.We have an Alice, so how about Louise Carol?>Lewis Carroll
>>30131014>>Sure, assuming she doesn't eat me.
>>30131014>Sure, assuming she doesn't eat me.
>>30131014>Sure, assuming she doesn't eat me.>>30131018Simply "Carol" is a good name.
>>30131014>Sure, assuming she doesn't eat me.HUG THE SHIT OUT OF OUR DAUGHTER
It kind of makes sense why Nemesis was able to determine that Alice was her "mother". Since the sample used to create Nemesis was most likely from Alice, she must have sensed magical energy that was similar to her own. This would also suggest that every MG has their own unique "magic signature". Hell, if most newborn animals are able to identify their mother on based scent alone, this should be possible.
>>30131311I have a feeling that Nemesis was watching us fight during the lab incident.
>>30131014"Sure, assuming she doesn't eat me." You grumble."Ah, that's the genius of it. Invaders are instinctually programmed not to attack anything that shares their DNA. Since Nemesis has quite a bit of human DNA mixed into her, she's not predisposed to attacking humans." "I see.." You nod. "What else should I know about her?""We gave her mutagenic properties, similar to the higher level Invaders we had faced before. This would give her more adaptability to fighting a wider range of threats, though I never knew she's be able to use that ability to take on human form....""Your in depth knowledge of what Nemesis is capable is oh so comforting." You sigh.You and Egan then exit the observation deck and move on down to the experiment chamber. You see Nemesis take a look at herself and the humans around her. Realizing she's naked, Nemesis closes her eyes and black fluid begins leaking out from her body, eventually forming a simple dress."Interesting, she can even use her mutagenic capabilities to generate clothing..." You hear Egan mumble.Nemesis then turns and sees you enter the chamber. In the blink of an eye, she's suddenly across the room and locking you in a very, very, VERY tight hug."MOM!" She squeals, nuzzling her head against your cheeks.Meanwhile your not-quite healed ribs scream in pain."Oh, I see you're suffering from minor internal injuries. I'm so sorry!" Nemesis breaks off the hug and boys her head in shame. "Sorry, Mom!"You're... you're not sure how to respond.>Just call me Alice.>Just call me Big Sis.>Eh, I'm actually kinda like "Mom".>Other
>>30131447>>OtherEh its ok i guess. Whats your name sweetie.
>>30131447>Eh, I'm actually kinda like "Mom".Retort with a tighter hug
>>30131447>Just call me Big Sis.Let's insist on this.
>>30131447>Just call me Alice."Beyond Nemesis... Was any other names the crazy woman over here called you?"
>>30131447>>Eh, I'm actually kinda like "Mom".
>>30131447>Eh, I'm actually kinda like "Mom".
>>30131447>Eh, I'm actually kinda like "Mom".welp, we're a mom now, whether we like it or not
>>30131447>>Eh, I'm actually kinda like "Mom".Apply headpats on the little one.>>otherLook at egan"This one's your daddy."Suffer with us, egan.
>>30131447>Eh, I'm actually kinda like "Mom".This is reminding me of Metroid...
>>30131447>Eh, I'm actually kinda like "Mom".TIME TO TAKE CARE OF OUR DAUGHTERU
I wonder what Loki will think of Nemesis...
>>30131626I dont care what he thinks.LOKI, YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER.
>>30131683If this invader is partially human, does that mean it can contract?
>>30131447>>30131568Also, tell her to generate a stocking for her left leg. She's asymmetrical!
>>30131626He gets no say or thoughts on the matter. If he thinks he does, we simply find another way to kill the little rat, again... And again. Until he stops respawning.
>>30131706Actually, that stocking just fell down in the picture.
What should we do if she wants a sister?
>>30131447Your first instinct is to correct Nemesis, but now that you think about it, you actually don't mind at all being called "Mom". It was actually kinda of... endearing in a way. And suggested that maybe you weren't such a terrible excuse for a human being after all."It's all right." You say, instinctively patting Nemesis on the head. "Oh right, this here is Egan. She's your daddy.""DADDY!" Nemesis grins and bear hugs Ega. Oh, revenge was so sweet.Now that you think about it, Nemesis was quite a mouthful to say, and in all honestly wasn't exactly something you would want to keep saying in public. Maybe you should give her a more natural sounding name. It seems that Nemesis was impressionable enough to roll with whatever you suggested.>Any suggestions?
>>30131811Carroll, as in the author of Alice in Wonderland>>30131805Then Alice and Egan make another one. This is how lesbian reproduction works.
>>30131811>Carroll or Carol
>>30131811CarolMostly because of Lewis Carroll
>>30131722Then pull it up and latch it! She has a garter.
>>30131998>Alice immediately starts to fuss over her new daughterMan, we're never getting our reputation back.
>>30131811Batman?Actually Carol is nice, I also like Sasha
If these Alice themes continue, we need a Vorpal blade that can pierce any shield.
>>30131998>>30132060We will be the fussiest and feminine mother ever. Sadly, I have no pics for this.
>>30132060we'll get it back when we go and terrorize the rookies as a mother and daughter team
>>30132103That reminds me, were the MG weapons we wielded references to Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya? Did we literally wield the power of alternate dimensions?
>>30132142No.Illya uses a stick
>>30131811"Hey, how would you like to be called Carol?" You ask."Sure!" Carol chirps, still hugging the shit out of Egan.Well, that was easy. Suddenly, there's a large growling sound."OH RIGHT! I was so excited I forgot that I'm am really, REALLY hungry!" Carol announces."To be expected, considering how long you were in stasis." Egan nods. "We have some cows in the next chamber over.""Wait, COWS?" You gape."Well, Neme- Carol has an extremely high metabolism and needs a large amount of calories to power her mutagenic abilities." Egan explains. "There's ship prepped to take you back to the Freedom Star. We'll bring N- Carol over once we're done.">Yeah, I probably should be going.>No, I think I'll stay here for a little longer.>Other
>>30132248>Yeah, I probably should be going.
>>30132248>>Yeah, I probably should be going.Seeing a little girl eating live cows might sound weird
>>30132248>No, I think I'll stay here for a little longer.We're the mother in this, the good and the bad.
>>30132248>No, I think I'll stay here for a little longer.
>>30132248>Yeah, I probably should be going.I'm good
>>30132248>>No, I think I'll stay here for a little longer.
>>30132248>No, I think I'll stay here for a little longer.Time for some family bonding.
>>30132248"No, I think I'll stay here for a little while longer." You say."Ah, all right, then." Egan nods. "Now, the feeding process is a bit graphic. Are you sure you don't want to do something else while you wait?">Nah, I can handle it.>Well, I should probably go do [specify].>Other
>>30132623>Nah, I can handle it.
>>30132623>Nah, I can handle it.Seen a hell of a lot worse before.
>>30132623>>Nah, I can handle it.
>>30132623>>Nah, I can handle it.We've gone this far, let's see it.
>>30132623>>Well, I should probably go do [specify]Anything else.Dude this is a warning from Merc, NOT A GOOD IDEA.It will be some Saya no Uta shit bad
>>30132720Thats not a bad point thats an incentive.
>>30132623>Handle itWe don't want our daughteru to think she disgusts us.
>>30132720Dude, remember that your parents literally handled your shit and occasionally puke.Also, if we're having a monster-daughterfu, we need to know all aspects of her, not just the cherry-picked parts.
>>30132735Except we don't have te same disease as that guy so that cute stuff will look awfully UNCUTE.>>30132791True but considering what happen in the quest this is a warning
>>30132839Ignorance is never a good excuse.
>>30132623>OtherCarol has to learn table manners sometime, might as well be now.
She may be a science project but she's still our daughter.
>>30132623"Nah, I can handle it." You say."All right." Egan nods and hands you a poncho and safety goggles. "Just in case."Egan then guilds you to the adjacent chamber, where you see two cows just sort of milling about."All right, Carol, have at it." Egan says.You suddenly see a change in behavior in Carol as she suddenly starts leaking more of that black fluid from her body, which hardens into the carapace you'd seen before, now locked in a permanent, predatory grin. Tendrils sprout from all parts of her body, wrapping up the cow and lifting it up in the air. The tendrils then begin to cycle rapidly, like some freakish, biological blender as it shears the cow apart in pieces. Meanwhile, Carol uses her arms to rip off choice bits of meat and cram them down her gullet.Blood and fleshy bits spatters literally everywhere, staining your poncho and goggles. You casually wipe the blood off.Yeah, you were seriously going to have to teach Carol table manners at some point.However, even though she was rather messy, Carol was nothing but a thorough eater. She quickly devours both cows completely, not even leaving any bones behind. "She has a highly robust and efficient digestive system." Egan explains. "Nothing is wasted."Finally, Carol morphs back to her human form. She pats her stomach and burps loudly."Full!">Chastise her about table manners.>Okay, let's get back to the Freedom Star already.>Other
>>30133118>Chastise her about table manners.Burping is extremely rude!>Okay, let's get back to the Freedom Star already.
>>30133118>>Chastise her about table manners.>>Okay, let's get back to the Freedom Star already.
>>30133118I feel kind of sick reading it.Poor cow....>Chastise her about table manners.
>>30133118"Carol." You sigh walking forward and wiping a bit of blood off her lip. "When you burp like that, you have to say 'excuse me', all right? It's rude if you don't.""S-sorry!" Carol bows her head. "I'll remember next time!" "I'm sure you will." You nod, patting Carol on the head again.God, it was getting kind of addicting."Okay, we should probably be heading back to the Freedom Star." You sigh. "I'm pretty sure Bruttenholm is going to want a debrief.""Uh huh." Egan nods and and then pokes you. "Leo has also been particularly worried about you, too.""W-what's that suppose to mean?" You blink."I dunno, I was just pointing it out. Interesting reaction, though." Egan shrugs.Goddamit, Egan.You, Carol, and Egan make your way to the Prison Star's hangar deck, where a shuttle is waiting for you. You all board and the ship lazily takes off."OOOOOOH!" Carol squeals as she plasters her face against the viewport. "That's Earth, isn't it?!""Yes it is, Carol.""And that's Australia, right?" She says, pointing."Australia is on the other side of the planet." You point out."Oh..."It's then that the shuttle starts pulling away from the Prison Star that you can actually get a good look at it. Man, you never liked the damn thing."Ooooh, what is that?" Carol says, pointing at the station. "We were just on it! What's it for?">Explain to Carol.>Take a nap. You're still not fully recovered.>Other
>>30133607>>Explain to Carol.
>>30133607>Explain to Carol.
>>30133607>>Explain to Carol.EganxAlice otp
>>30133607>Leo sees us>Asks us who the little girl is>Deadpan, "My daughter."I must see his expression.I must hear his sputtering confusion.
>>30133607>Explain to Carol.Why not? Magical Girls are bad people.
>>30133743ha, lets make this happen.
>>30133743Yes all of this."Turns out the juice had intended side effects. Turns out that Egan mixed some of your DNA in it. Thanks by the way."
>>30133752She then asks us why we were crying after killing an old MG friend.
>>30133743And then she points to egan and exclaims "daddy!"
>>30133743>first operation against magical girls>"So it's you! The Trai-tor... and who is this?">"... My daughter."
>>30133841"Now fellow sisters of magic, time to met the one who will succeed your all, the daughter of science!"
>>30133891>"Scientific Invader Girl Nemisis!"
>>30133822Huh, what do we say?
>>30133950"A certain magical mother""A certain scientific daughter"Ah, this one doesn't work so well
>>30133607"That, Carol, is the Prison Star." You sigh. "It was built to hold Magical Girls we captured.""Really? Why don't you just eat them?" Carol cocks her head curiously."No, most people don't eat the same things you do." You sigh. "Plus, not ALL Magical Girls are bad....""Huh, I guess that makes sense. You're sorta like one, too." "You can tell?" You blink."Of course! I can SMELL the magic emanating from you. But, you're my mommy so I don't care!" Huh, interesting. You decide to just continue the lecture."Anyways, Magical Girls, even without their magic items, are still considered too dangerous to keep on our headquarters, the Freedom Star, so we built a separate space station to hold them. If anything goes wrong, it's designed to immediately vent all its occupants out into space. Even Magical Girls need to breathe, after all.""Huh..." Carol then turns to Egan. "Hey Daddy, do I need to breathe?""Technically, yes. But I'm pretty sure you can develop methods of surviving in low or no oxygen environments." Egan shrugs."Cool!" You can't help but shake your head and grin. Carol was definitely an odd one. Finally, after about half an hour, the shuttle finally docks with the Freedom Star. Waiting for you on the hangar deck is Leo."Alice, it's good to see you're okay." He sighs, and then blinks when he sees Carol behind you. "Who's that?">Carol, this is your OTHER Daddy.>My daughter.>Nemesis. >Other
>>30133822Sometimes people turn bad. It might not even be their fault.
>>30134102>My daughter."Long story."
>>30134102>Carol, this is your OTHER Daddy.
>>30134102>My daughter."Say hello to Leo, Carol. He's surprisingly useful."
>>30134102>Our daughter.Gesture to Egan as we say this.
>>30134102>Carol, this is your OTHER Daddy.>My daughter.
>>30134239Come one now, we need to include Leo in this unusual family.
>>30134281Uncle Leo, it has a nice ring to it.
>>30134102>My daughter.>other"That carol is your uncle Leo, now go give him a hug."
>>30134102>>My daughter."Come on carol, greet uncle leo"
>>30134102"My daughter." You answer flatly."What." Leo blinks."Long story.""Oooh, oooh, who's that!?" Carlo points to Leo."Oh, that's Leo. He's a friend of mine. Leo, this is Carol.""Um, hi Carol." Leo waves, still a bit confused."HIIIIIIIIII~!" Carol leaps from the top of the boarding ramp and tackles Leo in a hug. It's a good thing you're in microgravity, because you're pretty sure Leo would have been smushed to jelly otherwise."Is, is she always like this?" Leo croaks."Yeah, she's pretty touchy feely. I'll probably have to teach her about personal space at some point." You shrug."Please do." Leo gasps as he finally manages to pry himself free from Carol. "So, what's up?" You say."Well, Bruttenholm wants to see you and get you debriefed." Leo says.>Yeah, let's go see Bruttenholm.>Actually, I want to show Carol around the station first.>Wait, I want to show off Carol to EVERYBODY.>Other
>>30134460>Yeah, let's go see Bruttenholm.Work first, play later.
>>30134460>>Yeah, let's go see Bruttenholm.Tour for carol afterwards.
>>30134460Hmm, Bruttenholm is important, but first:>Actually, I want to show Carol around the station first.Also, when we meet with Bruttenholm, I want Egen in the same room.
>>30134460>Actually, I want to show Carol around the station first.We can show her how to terrorise rookies. It's a very important skill which she'll need to learn sooner, rather than later.
>>30134460>Yeah, let's go see Bruttenholm.So long as the touring comes later.
>>30134578Those on the station arent exactly rookies.Lets not. Some may get eaten if they aactually think shes an invader.
>>30134460>Yeah, let's go see Bruttenholm.
>>30134460>Yeah, let's go see Bruttenholm.Do we call him Grandpa Bruttenholm?
>>30134774I think Carol is a bit young for that. Maybe when she is more mature.
>>30134460>OtherAsk Egan and Carol what education she had so far, we might need to get her some schooling between missions. One day she needs to get a job to earn enough to afford two cows a day.
>>30135161>implying the Council won't just euthanize her after they're done with her
>>30134460"Yeah, we should got see Bruttenholm." You nod."Well, I should get back to the lab. I'll see you three later." Egan says as she shuffles off."So... what exactly-""Egan created Carol by splicing my DNA with an Invader to create some shapeshifting alien horror murdermachine without my consent.""Ah." Leo nods. "Sounds like something Egan would do."You and Leo walk all the way to Bruttenholm's office. Carol skips along just behind the both of you, constantly getting distracted by everything shiny she sees, and it's a bit of a chore continually keeping her focused. God, you really are starting to feel like a goddamn mother!Finally, you reach Bruttenholm's office. "I'll wait for you outside." Leo says. "Maybe Carol should, too?">Nah, Carol comes with me. >Sure. Keep an eye on her.>Other
>>30135231That's... not a good thought...
>>30135263>Sure. Keep an eye on her.No showing pictures.
>>30135263>>Sure. Keep an eye on herI'll introduce her to Bruttenholm after this
>>30135263>Sure. Keep an eye on her.Carol might be a bit young about the adult discussion.
>>30135263>Nah, Carol comes with me.
>>30135263>Sure. Keep an eye on her.
>>30135263>>Sure. Keep an eye on her.
>>30135263>Sure. Keep an eye on her.Threaten to not give her pancakes if she doesn't mind.
>>30135263>>Sure. Keep an eye on her."Carol, mommy needs to speak to gramps for abit. Be a good girl and listen to uncle leo, alright?"
Carol, keep an eye on Leo for Mommy will you?
...SOONAfter this is all over, Carol will go into elementary school and punch a Gertrude in the nose, breaking it.
>>30135263"Sure. Leo, keep an eye on her for me, will you?""Sure thing." Leo nods."I'll see you later, Mom!" Carol waves."I am NEVER getting used to that...." You hear Leo sigh right before the door closes behind you. You can't help but grin."Ah, Alice, it's good to see up and about!" Bruttenholm smiles warmly. "Ever since Mary's warnings that her magic was losing its effect on you, can understand my worry when we had to ship you back to her...""I'm fine, sir." You sigh. "All right, now tell me everything that happened. From your perspective."It's then that you recount everything that happened, from the beginning of your "vacation" to the MGs attack on the lab complex. You also tell Bruttenholm about Carol."Hm, yes, Egan mentioned it to me before she arrived." Bruttenholm nods. "It's rather surprising... and concerning. Initially Nemesis -I mean- Carol was supposed to be assigned to you. However now that we've found out about this.... "maternal attraction" she has to you, we might have to reconsider...">There won't be any problems, sir.>You might have a point...>Other
>>30135713>There won't be any problems, sir.YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY MY DAUGHTER
>>30135713>There won't be any problems, sir.
>>30135713>>There won't be any problems, sir."I'll get her to call you gramps."
>>30135713>There won't be any problems, sir.Did we also tell him about our interaction with Loki?Also, what happened after I took the Companion Juice and has there been any recent political changes?
>>30135733A better way of saying that is:"You can't force Carol to leave me."
>>30135713>There won't be any problems, sir."I understand Nemesis's status as a weapon and will ensure her combat effectiveness."
>>30135404Yes! We must introduce Carol to the pancake!
>>30135713>There won't be any problems, sir.She is a weapon to be used. It's not like it will be an issue on our end really on that.And there shouldn't be any on her end... Unless we do something stupid like getting Alice horribly maimed. Then everyone in 10mile area is going to die.
>>30135713>There won't be any problems, sir.>Other"Though I'd appreciate it if you could discretely get me some books on parenting..."
>>30135713>>There won't be any problems, sir.
I'll have to admit, raising a daughteru is much more enjoyable than trying to get a waifu.
>>30135991No kidding. Notice how unanimous this is.
>>30135991>>30136011Heh. This is the second merc quest to do this.
>>30135991I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>30135991besides, we already have a husbando with Egan. that problem is solved.
>>30135713"There won't be any problems, sir." You say with as much determination as you could must. You don't know why, but the though of other people taking Carol away from just made you really, REALLY fucking angry. "In either case, I don't think you'd be able to force Carol to work with anybody else, anyways.""True." Bruttenholm nods. "We'll just assign her to you for now, as intended. Now, onto other matters, there is the artificial magic compound you injected yourself at the end of the mission...""...yeah, I actually don't remember much after that. What happened?""According to eyewitness reports and surveillance footage, you materialized your old magical weapons and completely obliterated your opponent, as well as a good chunk of the facility. You then fell unconscious and we had you shipped up to the Prison Star for emergency treatment.""Any side effects?" You ask nervously."Nothing permanent, at least nothing we could detect." Bruttenholm shakes his head. "Now, have you been experiencing anything odd? Out of place?">Tell him about Loki. He might be real after all.>Don't tell him about Loki. Bruttenholm might force you off duty even longer.>Other
>>30136079Egan is a girl, and girls can't other girls.
>>30135991It sure is anon, it sure is. The only flame wars we can possibly get is about parenting style.>>30136119>Tell him about Loki. He might be real after all.
>>30136119>Tell him about Loki. He might be real after all.
>>30136119>Don't tell him about Loki. Bruttenholm might force you off duty even longer.
Rolled 2>>30136119>Don't tell him about Loki. Bruttenholm might force you off duty even longer
>>30136119>>Tell him about Loki. He might be real after all.Also apologise for not following his orders.
>>30136119>Tell him about Loki. He might be real after all.At this point, I think, he's the only we've talked about Loki with and as far as we know, he's told no one else.
>>30136119>Tell him about Loki. He might be real after all.How much of my former power did I have? How much of the facility was destroyed?Does this have any implications with the council?did I transform to my former outfit?
>>30136119>Tell him about Loki. He might be real after all.>>30136121Come on, Anon, do you really want to tell our daughter her Mom and Dad can't be together?
>>30136224Different poster but...Leo is better husbando.
>>30136119>>Tell him about Loki. He might be real after all.
You know, I hope the public doesn't grab torches and pitchforks when they find out about Carol.
>>30136274They'll have to go through angry alice mum first.
>>30136274I'd be interested in the reaction from the magical girl community.
>>30136274It's the public and there's people with axe to grind against us/our troop. So yes, the spin doctors are going to spin this hard.
>>30136314Just wait fox catches carol calling us mom.
>>30136343>fox newsGod... Just kill me now.
>>30136121>Egan is a girldamn it, i had a brain fart. i thought Egan was a guy. >>30136119>Tell him about Loki. He might be real after all.
>>30136274I guess we also have to wait and see how she reacts to people calling her a monster.>>30136314We could try saying, "You're not acting like the person Mr. Rogers knew you could be!"Yes, we are going to play the Mr. Rogers card.
Well, we're telling him about Loki. I hope he trusts us.
>>30136274We've created an artificial life form combining invader DNA with human DNA. They'll be all over this claiming that we're playing God and that there needs to be more restrictions placed on us.
>>30136387> egan is a girlStill not seeing the problem
>>30136274"NEXT ON BREAKING NEWS, HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR? Reports indicate at a new young girl has appeared with the controversial ex-MG, MG-hunter Alice, and even more disturbing, has been overheard calling Alice "Mom". The most consistent rumors indicate that she has been named "Carol", and the most extreme rumors state that she is actually a human-invader hybrid organism. None of these rumors could be independently verified and the Bureau has refused to comment on them, but Anti-War groups have already protested the directions Bureau research has gone too. Joining us tonight, the top representative of the Peace Group, an organization that has been promoting dialog and understanding between MGs and the anti-MG governments of the world..."
>>30136418Personally, I would like to see a quest that ends with a husbando instead of a waifu. But opinions.
>>30136260Agree, Leo is superior.
>>30136409I kind of agree with them. Adorable or not, the implications caused by Nemesis concern me.
>>30136224I'm just tried of /tg/ going the lesbian route every single goddamn time myself.
Personally I'm leaning toward the no-one route, don't always have to have a romantic interest.
>>30136525>Year of our lord XXXX>Not playing god.
>>30136525>Not using your science to create cute girls who pull double duty as terrifying beasts of warPleb
>>30136566That is fine also but this is Merc and /tg/.
>>30136409You know, I bet people said that doctors were playing God when they performed the first heart transplant.
>>30136119"Sir, I actually have something to admit." I've been having more interactions with Loki, and I'm starting to believe more and more that he's real in some way."Really now?" Bruttenholm frowns and leans forward. "Tell me more."You then tell him about the deal you made with Loki to cheat Fate, as well his offer to return more of your powers after you took the Companion Juice. Bruttenholm's frown grows ever deeper."This is very serious, Alice." He says grimly. "This would suggest that Loki has found a way to live inside your psyche, and he's already apparently demonstrated an ability to affect you and the physical world. This could be potentially disastrous if it progresses further.""That was sort of what I was thinking, too." You nod. "Are you going to tell the Council?""No, we shouldn't. " Bruttenholm shakes his head. "They've already heard of your reaction to the Companion compound and are in an uproar about it. Further production and research into that item has been put under more oversight.""I see..." You sigh."I think you need a vacation. A real one, this time, away from the Bureau." Bruttenholm says. "But, if you really desire it, we can put you back on duty. However, you squad still hasn't returned, so you would have to be temporarily attached to one of the other squads.">I could really use a vacation, now.>I want to get back to work.>Other
>>30136601HAHAHAHA, make be laugh inside.
>>30136612>>I could really use a vacation, now.
>>30136612>I could really use a vacation, now.DAUGHTER RAISING SIMULATOR IS GO
>>30136612>I could really use a vacation, now.
>>30136612>I could really use a vacation, now.Get out the last of those aches and all
>>30136612A serious question sir, where would I even go if I were to take a vocation. I really don't have any other connection to anyone outside the bureau.
>>30136612Thank him for trusting us on the Loki matter.>I could really use a vacation, now.
>>30136530Who says we have to go the lesbian route? We could do it Nanoha-style and we just live together as a platonic family. No waifuing, only raising our daughteru.
>>30136612>I could really use a vacation, now.We all know MGs will attack us anyway.
>>30136612>I want to get back to work.Pissing against the tide, but I want to see how Ivan's squad works myself.
>>30136670That is a good fucking question. I really don't see Alice having anything outside this job.
>>30136612>I could really use a vacation, now.If our team isn't back yet, then we may as well. I'd rather not get to know a completely new team anyway.
>>30136690Or we'll run into them in some fashion.>be clothes shopping for Carol>she smells magic>our old friends will be in the same store as usOr we'll get caught in an Invader attack or a group of Idol assassins will be sent after us or whatever.
>>30136670>where would I even goDisney World, after we give Carol a crash-course in Disney Princesses?
>>30136684Oh please, you just know how the /u/boat guys will react to that.Fuck that, I'm tired of that shit.
>>30136684Sometimes the /u/ goggles are too snug for their own good. Don't give them an excuse.
>>30136733NO. The Disney Princess crap is about the worst thing you can infect your daughter with.
>>30136735>>30136737Hey. Just accept a compromise when you're given it.
>>30136755Agreed.>>30136757It's not really a compromise in the least bit, bro.
>>30136757Whereas I was helpless as Nanoha took that path, here, if I can negotiate for a better position I'd do it.
>>30136780>Egan and Alice are just friends>not a compromiseSounds better to me than "let's husbando Leo."
>>30136735>>30136737I'm one of the /u/boat guys, I'd just rather have a peaceful no-waifuing compromise in this situation.
Goddamit, the shipping wars have started again.
>>30136836Yes. Please. We have Carol. There's no reason to fight.
>>30136836I find your terms __acceptable__.
>>30136841Quick, talk about how to raise Carol!
>>30136684>Implying Nanoha isn't fucking her.They sleep on the same bed for Christs sake.
>>30136612"Yeah, I could use a vacation." You concede."Excellent." Bruttenholm smiles. "Now, I know you don't exactly have many connections to the outside world, so I've taken the liberty of arranging a short list of options.""Can I bring Carol with me?""Of course! It would give her chance to learn more about human society, provided that you can guarantee you can control her behavior.""I can.""Good!">African Safari: Find rare, dangerous animals, and then shoot them!>Tropical Island: Nice and secluded. Nothing to bother you.>Disney World. Because it's fucking Disney World.>Other
>>30137004>>Disney World. Because it's fucking Disney World.
>>30137004>African Safari: Find rare, dangerous animals, and then shoot them!WE CAN FEED CAROL THIS WAY
>>30137004>Tropical Island: Nice and secluded. Nothing to bother you.BEACH EPISODE!!!
>>30137004>>30137004>Tropical Island: Nice and secluded. Nothing to bother you.
>>30137004>Disney World. Because it's fucking Disney World.I dunno if the African Safari will teach Carol much about human society...
>>30136872we need to find out how well she can read or write.
>>30137004>Tropical Island: Nice and secluded. Nothing to bother you.Nice and relaxing. Plus Carol can enjoy the ocean
>>30137004>Tropical Island: Nice and secluded. Nothing to bother you.Actually relax for once.Also, no to:>Disney World. Because it's fucking Disney World.It's fucking stressful.Just wondering, do we have parents or not-MG friends to visit? Probably not.
>>30137028Maybe she can study their physiology and adapt them to her combat form.
>>30137004>Tropical Island: Nice and secluded. Nothing to bother you.ALL THE BATHING SUITS. ALL OF THEM.
>>30137004>>African Safari: Find rare, dangerous animals, and then shoot them!As long as we don't shoot lions. Lions are bros.
>>30137004>African Safari: Find rare, dangerous animals, and then shoot them!
>>30137004>Tropical Island: Nice and secluded. Nothing to bother you.
>>30137004>>Tropical Island: Nice and secluded. Nothing to bother you.Bring some books to teach and to read. Also food, like a years worth.
>>30137004>African Safari: Find rare, dangerous animals, and then shoot them!Sounds fun.
>>30137004"You know what, fuck it. Just land me on the most isolated tropical island you can find." You sigh. "I know just the place." Bruttenholm chuckles. "It's run by an old friend of mine. It's sort of place where soldiers and veterans can go to relax. He calls it Haven.""Huh.""But don't let the clientele he caters to fool you. It still hosts some of the top of the line creature comforts you'd expect from a world class resort." Bruttenholm adds. "Okay. I'll give it a shot." You agree."Now, I know you want Carol to come alone." Bruttenholm adds. "What about Leo?">Sure, he can tag along like last time. I'll need help managing Carol.>Nah, I'm pretty sure he's got better things to do.>Other
>>30137337>Sure, he can tag along like last time. I'll need help managing Carol.
>>30137337>OtherI'll ask him.
>>30137337>>30137355This. Ask him. He might have other plans.
>>30137337>Nah, I'm pretty sure he's got better things to do.Maximum obliviousness.
>>30137337>Sure, he can tag along like last time. I'll need help managing Carol.And >>30137355He's going, but we should give the illusion that he had choice in the matter.
>>30137337>>Nah, I'm pretty sure he's got better things to do.
>>30137337>Other"I'll ask him. He did end up being handy the last time I needed to bust some heads."
>>30136456 >>30136260I kind of want that as well...as much as I like the other Magical Girl quests, I really want one where we're not a lesbian
>>30137355This.But first we need to introduce Carol to grandpa
>>30137337"I'll ask." You walk up to the door and open it, leaning out into the hall. There, you can see Leo teaching Carol about the history behind the Freedom Star. Carol, wide eyed, just sits there listening to him."Hey! Leo!" You call out. "Wanna come on a tropical island vacation with me and Carol?""Sure, I got nothing better to do." Leo shrugs."Great!"You reenter Bruttenholm's office and sit down. "Yeah, he's coming.""Excellent." Bruttenholm nods. "We can arrange for transport to leave right away, unless you have any business to take care of, first.>Nah, let's go.>Actually, I still have to- [specify]>Other
>>30137577>Nah, let's go.
>>30137577Tour now or beach now?
>>30137577>>Actually, I still have to- [specify]Introduce Carol to Bruttenholm.Tell her to call him gramps.
>>30137577>>Actually, I still have to- [specify]Give a brief tour of the station to Carol.
>>30137577>Other: Introduce Carol to grampsWhy are you not doing this?
>>30137577We should probably leave a message for Heartlancer wishing her well, but that's little more than a written letter or phone call.>Nah, let's go.
>>30137605>>30137610The introduction should be part of the tour.
>>30137577Introduction and tour
>>30137577>Otherwe'll go, but here carol, this is your grandpa. go give him a hug!
>>30137577"Not just yet." You say. "Don't you want to see Carol in person?""Well, I suppose." Bruttenholm nods. You open the door to allow Carol to enter. She leaps in and hugs you again. Man, you REALLY needed to teach her about personal space."Hey, Mom, who's the old guy?" Carol asks, pointing to Bruttenholm. To his credit, he doesn't seem bothered by the rude statement."That 'old man', is Grandpa Bruttenholm!" You say. "And don't call people like him 'old man', they really don't like that.""Okay!" Carol nods rapidly. "Hi Grandpa!"This time, your prescient enough to grab Carol by the collar before she can tackle hug Bruttenholm. You doubt the poor old man would even survive it."It's nice to see you too, Carol." Bruttenholm grins. "I hope you and Alice here will grow to be a very effective team.""But we already are!" Carol pouts."Maybe you are." Bruttenholm chuckles.With that, you say your farewells to Bruttenholm. "Well, where are we gonna go?" Carol asks excitedly.>To the Trophy Room.>To the lounge.>To the armory.>To the labs.>To Mission Control.>Other
>>30137870>To the Trophy Room.We've never seen this before.
>>30137870>To the Trophy Room.nice
>>30137870>To the armoryI would say Alice's favorite place first. Then to the;>To the Trophy Room.
>>30137870>>To the Trophy Room.AND THEN THE ARMORY.Never to early to start kids on effective gun safety!
>>30137870>To the Trophy Room.
>>30137870>To the Trophy Room.Make sure we've got a handle on her. Dunno if the smell of so much magic will drive her loopy or what.
>>30137870>To the armory.The Trophy Room is only going to be filled with mementos of friends we've had to kill.
>>30137870Well, you really didn't want to, but you knew you had to at some point, so you might as well get it out of the way. You decide to show Carol the Trophy Room. The Trophy Room was where you kept all of the magical items you collected from slain or captured MGs. "Transforming Elements" or "Magical Foci" or whatever people decided to call them, they were stored here. They they weren't dangerous on their own, and were pretty much useless once the MG they were connected was killed, the items were still put in secure storage nonetheless. Better not to take any chances.After hitting the lock combination and passing the retinal exam, the giant vault door that led to the Trophy Room slowly pulled itself open. Inside was like a little girls' room. Lots of items that wouldn't be out of place in the possession of a preteen girl, like makeup tools, compacts, wands, necklaces, rings, and all sorts of things. However, there was the occasional oddball item, like a katana. Seriously, who the fuck would use something as obvious as a katana as their transforming element? Then you remembered that she was an absolutely crazy bitch, even before the War."Ooooooh, I can FEEL the residual magic in here." Carol says as she sniffs the air. "How many trophies are there?">Too many.>Not nearly enough.>I lost count.>Other
>>30138336>I lost count.
>>30138336>>I lost count.And thrn ask the computer
>>30138336>>"Too many."And then "I just want them to surrender. I don't like killing them." And then we sniffle slightly, curse the air filters, and show our daughter the armory. Gun safety never starts too early.
>>30138336>>Too many.Do you feel like a hero yet?
>>30138336>Too many."Surrender was always an option. Not everyone takes it."
>>30138336>I lost count."I try not to keep count."
>>30138336>Too many.Fuck companions.
>>30138336>> lost count.
>>30138336>Too many.>I lost count.Each one of these represents one of my sister, so I guess they would make them you Aunties. But they are kinda like your evil Aunties, but kinda not really. A lot of them were former friends, I knew them before the war. I just wanted to show you this because, fighting is not always easy for me. I know I'm always weaker than them at all times, but also sometimes it's hard to kill my old friends and sisters, and sometimes you have to be nice and patient with Mommy.
>>30138527>>30138377Way too wordy for a kid.Or alice.
>>30138527No. We don't identify that closely with the other magical girls.
>>30138336"Too many." You sigh, feeling impossibly tired. "Come on, let's go." "Is that it?" Carol blinks."I don't really like this room." You admit. "Okay..." Carol nods, not quite understanding, but she hugs you anyways.You don't do anything to stop her.>To the lounge.>To the armory.>To the labs.>To Mission Control.>Other
>>30138586>To the armory.To the dakka.
>>30138586>To Mission Control.
>>30138586>To the armory.>>30138548I think you underestimate how smart a kid could be. Or how philosophical a girl stuck-in-permanent-adolescence can be.But anyways.
>>30138586>ArmouryGun safety is a primary concern of any responsible parent.
>>30138586>To the armory."Now that i've shown you my least favorite room it's time show you my Favorite" huge smile
>>30138586>>To the armory
>>30138586>To the armory.
I wonder if carol needs specialist treatment or someone to look after her vitals.Do we need to ask egan to come along as well?
>>30138586Get to know Carol more.Does she form weapon out of goop or something?Also, does she want to learn other things besides eating and killing things not related to her?
>>30138586You decide to show Carol the armory next. She probably didn't even need to use guns, but you thought it was best she learned how to, anyways."Yo, Heph!" You say, waving to your favorite armorer. "Alice! You're alive!" Heph grins and then sees Carol. "Huh, I thought you didn't like taking rookies.""Yeah well, this is Carol, and she's uh, kinda m daughter.""What?" Heph blinks."Long story." Both you and Leo say."Okay, I guess I'll take your word for it..." Heph frowns. "What do ya need?""Well, I was thinking of giving Carol a crash course in gun use and safety." You say."Aw, sure thing! I'm always willing to help a fellow person take advantage of her god given right to own as many guns as they want!" Heph nods. "So, Carol, what do you prefer, .50 cal, .45 ACP, or 9mm?""Ummm, which one's the most killy?" Carol asks. "Ha! I like her already!" Heph chuckles. "Well, for regular folks. 45 would suit you just fine ,but since we're mostly fighting Magical Girls we have to rely on the .50..."You kind of lost track of the time as Heph teaches Carol about the finer intricacies and politics behind certain weapon calibers and bullet sizes until you check your watch again and realize that that your transport is scheduled to leave in a couple of hours. Man, where the fuck did the time go?You probably only had time to show Carol one more section of Freedom Star, You'd have to show her the rest later.>To the lounge.>To the labs.>To Mission Control>Other
>>30138989>>To the labs.Dunno if egan wil need to monitor her vitals on the trip.
>>30138989Which one to terrorize recruits?
>>30138989>To the labs.
>>30138989>To the lounge.Lets see who's there.
>>30138989>>To the labs.
>>30139008>"This is a rookie. It is not a person, and it does not have a name beside "rookie". The job of the rookie is to provide you with entertainment. Do make sure you don't kill the rookies, regardless of how annoying they may be, but beyond that you pretty much have free reign."
>>30138989>To the labs.Let's go see where your daddy works, Carol.
>>30139056Nah we dont teach her that.We teach her the secret technique of our family. PLEASSSSSSSE
>>30138989"Well, let's take you to see where Daddy works, Carol." You say."Yay!" Carol cheers. "You seriously convinced Carol that Egan is her father?" Leo blink.s"It's technically true. She was the one who engineered her, after all.""You do have a point, but still...""Eh, leave it up to the philosophers to figure it out." You wave him off.There, you see Egan busy at work. She looks up to see Carol dive through the door and tackle hug her again."Hi Daddy!""Oh dear, I might have to develop countermeasures against this." Egan mutters."Hey, Egan." You greet your scientist buddy. "Got anything new in the works?""Just cataloging the stuff that we had to bring back up from the lab." Egan shrugs. "Oh right, here's the Goo Gun. I made sure to recover it for you.""Thanks." You grin."That sounds like a stupid name." Carol interjects.>You're right Carol, it IS a stupid name.>I think it's fine.>Other
>>30139187>You're right Carol, it IS a stupid name.
>>30139187>Ask Carol what we should call it instead.
>>30139187>>You're right Carol, it IS a stupid name.
>>30139187>>You're right Carol, it IS a stupid name."Buy carol, nice girls say silly instead. Stupid is not-so-nice.What do you think a good name would be?"To egan: " dont suppose a refill of the magical juice is possible? Btw im aactually going to take a proper vacation for once. Do you need to come along to monitor carol?"
>>30139187>You're right Carol, it IS a stupid name.I totally came up with a better name back when I was protecting you. It was Pellet Injecting something something something, I forget the rest of it but the important thing was that it spelled PENIS.
>>30139252It was either:pellet ejecting nonlethal incapacitating systemorpersonal effective nonlethal incapacitating system
>>30139244Oh yeah, we need to ask him these questions.
>>30139322Doh, keep making that mistake.
>>30139295im so glad someone remembered what i thought up last time
>>30139187"You're right Carol, it IS a stupid name." You nod."But it describes exactly what it is." Egan shrugs."Well, I got something better.>What will you call the Goo Gun instead?
>>30139381pellet ejecting nonlethal incapacitating systemPENIS for short
>>30139381Ask Carol what she'd call it.
>>30139406>>30139413Funny and all but no.
>>30139381>Pellet Ejecting Nonlethal Incapacitation Systemor>Pellet Encased Nonlethal Incapacitation SubstancePENIS
>>30139381We are seriously not gonna get through this without our mind in the gutter are we?
>>30139381The Switzerland.Because neutralizing.
Guys we cant name it something vulgar infront of our DAUGHTER
>>30139406>>30139413>>30139449We're a bad influence.
>>30139406>>30139413>>30139426>>30139449all of you have dirty minds!
>>30139477Oh no, Merc's final plan is revealed!We end up becoming...an upstanding individual.
>>30139381Lets ask her what she would call it.
>>30139477>>30139483>>30139484Yes we are a mother, but did you forget who we are?
>>30139381Ask carol what she thinks.
>>30139381Now, are you guys ABSOLUTELY SURE you want to call it the PENIS?
>>30139458This is fine. Anything that isn't penis, for God's sake.
>>30139500i do know, but not in front of the children!
>>30139508I'm a fan of >>30139467But we should suggest the acronym as a joke, first.
>>30139508Yes, it's an arconym
>>30139508no merc, just call it the glue gun.
>>30139467I'm willing to support this.
>>30139508I thought we were fine with it last thread? it's because of the little girl isn't it?
>>30139508No, we are not.Glue Gun, Switzerland, or The Immobilizer are fine.
>>30139508Curse you anons, you deny me a second sugar daddy, and now you deny me my PENIS.
>>30139508Okay...MOOOOM!I'll go with >>30139467
>>30139557Yes, unfortunately.Damn, forgot that having kids does this to you.
>>30139508suggest it as a joke, then as Carol what she wants
>>30139508Hot Glue Gun
>>30139595Crap, I mean darn! We can't swear in front of the kids.
>>30139467Too wordy. Call it the Swiss.
>>30139564>>30139595Dammit, I was hoping to keep that.Also, why did we not let Carol call Leo daddy, don't we always tease him?
>>30139508I'd honestly go with suggesting it as a joke then going for something else.
>>30139620Because uncomfortable questions of two daddies
>>30139642So we were never one to back out on such things?Also it seems Carol will accept anything we tell her
>>30139725>Also it seems Carol will accept anything we tell herI AM GOD
>>30139642But I want to husbando him.
>>30139519>Children>Implying she doesn't need to grow up eventually.Wonder if it's possible to have grand kids? Need to think on the implications here.
>>30139508"I'm gonna call it the Switzerland, or Lil Swiss." You nod. "You know because sorta... neutralizes stuff, and Switzerland is... ugh, you know what I mean.""Mhm." Egan nods absentmindedly. "Don't you want to come with us?" "Sorry, but I'm too busy cleaning up the mess resulting form the attack on the lab.""Ah..., but what if something happens with Carol?""We implanted a chip at the base of her skull that relays her location and vital signs to us. If anything happens, we'll be there.""Oh... wait, you chipped Carol?""I don't know what that means,but it sounds cool!" Carol chirps."No, no it's not. I'll explain later." You sigh. "What about the Companion Juice?""I'm refining the formula, so we don't have any available. Sorry." Egan shrugs. "But I still have the K-9 and Shield Breaker if you want either of them.">K9 M-Particle Detector>Shield Breaker>Other
>>30139742>Shield BreakerFuuuuuck shields.
>>30139742>>Shield BreakerWe break their shields and Carol eats them
>>30139742>Shield BreakerSecond most useful.
>>30139742>Shield BreakerTime for a Power Fist.
>>30139742>>K9 M-Particle Detector"What about her food? A resort isnt going to have cows to feed her."Also wont you drop by for a day to to? Carol wont you want to see daddy there? You would?Well then say it with me, PLEAAAASEEE~"
>>30139595>Seeing her as a childShe's a dangerous weapon and should be treated like one.You all disgust me.
>>30139817A child AND a weapon.
>>30139816Maybe she could shapeshift to become an aquatic creature and eat local sea life? Hopefully, she finds a whale or a porpoise.
>>30139817Then we should have named it Penis
>>30139762>>30139767>>30139769>>30139785>>30139786Shield breaker is useful but I dont expect to have hunters or any detection suites there. The detector might be better in this case.
>>30139817>Not treating her as both a weapon and daughteru.It's almost like you want to be betrayed.
>>30139842You do know our kid can literally sniff out any magic?
>>30139816Yes.Deploy please on egan.
>>30139817She's a dangerous weapon who just so happens to share Alice's DNA and also looks like a cute girl.I'd say that calls for a break from SOP.
>>30139842You do realize we have a walking detection unit near us right?
>>30139861Oh yea. Honestly forgot about that.
>>30139816do itk-9 detector vote aside
>>30139742"I guess I can try out the Shield Breaker, then." You say, picking up the fist weapon. "Also, um, I gotta ask, but what happens when Carol gets hungry? I mean, I doubt we're going to find many cows.""She only needs to eat large amounts of food if she's used her combat abilities excessively or hasn't eaten for a prolonged period of time." Egan explains. "Otherwise, she can sustain herself perfectly well off normal human food, though she will still have a slightly larger than average appetite.""Well, here's to hoping they have a buffet." You sigh. "Anyways, I'll see you in a week then, Egan.""Have a nice trip." Egan nods."Come on, Leo, let's get out of here."Both you and Leo leave the labs, with Carol skipping behind you. Man, this was so fucking weird, but oddly nice, too.This was a seriously messed up day.>And that's it for tonight! Next thread will be next Sunday, with PJ Witches on Friday and Cyberpunk Idols on Saturday!
>>30139933See ya next time, Merc!
>>30139933Does Carol weigh a ton?
>>30139933Thanks for running merc~
>>30139968Where we're going we don't need any silly conservation of mass.
i can finally focus on my paper that is due in 12 hours