You are a ranger. You are one of the few picked out from a selection of DOZENS who volunteered to lay down their lives keeping Russia safe from giant monsters called Kaiju.You are a ranger, and your Jaeger - a man-made monster to kill other monsters - is the strongest and most powerful one ever built.If only the Atmoscan comm-pod would stop smelling like vodka and wet bear all the time (you have talked to your partner ranger about this, but he ignores it as usual).
>>30119121>4 AM>Russian Coastline>Cherno Alpha: ACTIVE ON DUTYIt is morning. Early morning. You should be sleeping right now.But you were woken up by your Operations Director to combat an approaching threat: a Level 3, or some will say a Category 3 Kaiju. It is codenamed KNIFEHEAD, of why you are not so sure. (Maybe it is because it has a dick sticking out of its butt, your partner ranger jokes). You are tasked to neutralize it and drag its corpse back to base for salvage. It is simple enough.There is a complication, however. Japan has deployed its own Jaeger to address the threat, and is in hot pursuit of the Kaiju headed your way. No doubt their will be conflict, as the Japanese are very greedy when it comes to sharing the spoils.You have been advised to handle it in whatever way you deem fit - only that you come home with KNIFEHEAD's corpse.The Operations Director can be very bloodthirsty at times. You do not begrudge her of this, as she is a fine commander.But sometimes, you think, it can be a bit excessive.[1/2]
>>30119234Anyway. You and your partner have been making Cherno Alpha, most powerful of all Jaegers, wade into the Arctic Sea for a while now. A few miles away from the coastline, and you bring the Jaeger to a halt. Directly planting yourself in between Russia and the oncoming Kaiju threat, which will no doubt be here momentarily.Your partner, Boris, growls at you. He hates it when you are being passive like this, that you should be a bit more proactive.Well, that is true. That has come up in your performance reviews a couple of times.What do you do?Move to meet the Kaiju threat. Be proactive.Wait here until they approach. There is no need to rush blindly into danger.Try and hail TACIT RONIN. See if they can be argued down.
>>30119304send TACIT RONIN an ASCII hammer & sickle, followed by blaring a warning siren into a phone link. if they dont get that message, then natural selection will take care of them.
>>30119304>[x]Move to meet the Kaiju threat. Be proactive.I'm with the bear. Staying put like this has no benefits and we can hail the japs after the thing is dead.
>>30119304>Wait here until they approach. There is no need to rush blindly into danger.What are we Gipsy danger?
>>30119304>[x]Move to meet the Kaiju threat. Be proactive.>[x]Try and hail TACIT RONIN. See if they can be argued down.Multitasking, ho!
>>30119304>[x]Move to meet the Kaiju threat. Be proactive.it IS in our territory already, yes?
>>30119304Engage the Cageyou, and send a message to Japan that they are the suck, especially their language. Why they gotta spell Cageyou so funny.
>>30119304>[X]Move to meet the Kaiju threat. Be proactive.We need to be the one to engage the Kaiju first, at the cost of being further away from the glorious homeland.it will be harder to claim the corpse but if we kill it the japs might do the honorable thing and back off.
[x]Move to meet the Kaiju threat. Be proactive
>>30119304>Move to meet the Kaiju threat. Be proactive.
>>30119304Move to meet the Kaiju threat. Be proactive.
>>30119234[X]Move to meet the Kaiju threat. Be proactive.Comrade bear is right!(For new folks, yes our co-pilot is a fucking bear. Don't argue with it.)
>[X]Move to meet the Kaiju threat. Be proactive.Got to be the Japs to killing the kaiju.
>>30119402I approve.I don't like the MC being a Man with less than 100% Masculinity.But the Copilot being a Bear makes up for it, because Bear.
>>30119304>[x]Move to meet the Kaiju threat. Be proactive.CLANG CLANG
>>30119487>Implying Sasha is effeminate.Just think about it, not only is the co-pilot a bear, Sasha is Drift Compatible with it!
>>30119545I suppose Writing!Sasha is hella manly. The Art!Sasha though...
>>30119545You can't be any less than a symbol of utter masculinity if you can drift with a bearSasha merely looks girly because his masculinity is so evident he doesn't need petty things like hulking muscles, hairy body or ability to be distinguished from cute girl
>>30119487>Implying we won't have him man up Russian style>Implying we wont be Wrestling a Kaiju bearPatience Anon.
>>30119554decu just cant draw males. imagine its a six six lumberjack with an axe embedded in his bicep if it makes the story better for you
>>30119574Doesn't that get awkward when Sasha has to constantly explain to new people how much RUSSIAN MAN WRESTLE VODKA CRUSH BEAR DRINK CAN he is?>>30119583Maybe the bear can man up>BUT IT'S A BEARIt can always man up further. "Man" is not a stat that has a cap.
>>30119304>[X]Move to meet the Kaiju threat. Be proactive.If Kaiju will not come to Russia, then Russia will come to Kaiju.
>>30119607Russia is already AT Kaiju.Kaiju belongs to Russia and part of Russian culture.We just need to send the diplomat to open negotiations with this new Russian holdings.And by diplomat I mean usand by negotiations I mean violenceand by holdings I mean lootings.That is how Russia handles negotiations.Now let us properly introduce Kaiju to motherland it rightfully belongs to.
>>30119324 >>30119346 >>30119357 >>30119372You take the advice of Boris for now. Being proactive it is, then. After all, thWith your movements in complete synchronization with the iron giant's, you get Cherno Alpha into an aggressive, hulking stagger forward. Each ponderous step forward churning the ocean white, creating tidal waves the size of housing projects in the machine's wake.In the middle of your walk, you tell Boris to open a comms channel to TACIT RONIN and to send a short message: a digitized emblem of your great country, coupled with a full-volume warning siren. That should get their attention.Boris huffs here, his breath wet and misting in the Atmoscan's frigid climate control, but grudgingly acquiesces. He hates it when he is on comms duty, heh, heh.You check your radar. There it is, KNIFEHEAD. A blip farther out shows Tacit Ronin. It is getting close, but you will get to the Kaiju first.Good. Maybe you can finish this quick so that the Kaiju is dead when they get here.[1/2]
>>30119713A few more strides, and it is here that both you gain visual of KNIFEHEAD.It is unmistakeable. That profile, that hulk. Its large knifelike horn jutting out of its forehead, earning it is codename. A pair of long, spindly arms ending in brutal claws jutting out from its shoulders, with a smaller clawed pair sprouting from its chest.Both you and Boris scoff at the same time. It, like all Kaijus, look weak and infirm compared to the brutish might of Cherno Alpha.Your Jaeger will make short work of it.Beside you, even above the roar of Cherno Alpha's engines, you hear the tell-tale noise of Boris licking his teeth in anticipation. A growl starting deep in his throat.His blood is up, the same as yours.You will be in contact in only a few moments. You have an opportunity here.What do you do?Charge it for a good old-fashioned warm Russian greeting.Continue your stride. Activate ROLL OF NICKELS system on each fist.Stop and stand your ground. Wait for it to attack, then counter.
>>30119746>Continue your stride. Activate ROLL OF NICKELS system on each fist.Time to punch the shit out of a Kaiju.
>>30119746Wait for the attack, then Ronin can help if necessary.
>>30119746>[x]Continue your stride. Activate ROLL OF NICKELS system on each fist.I like the way this sounds.
>>30119746>Charge it for a good old-fashioned warm Russian greeting.сүка сүка сүка сүка сүка сүка сүка сүка сүка сүка сүка сүка
>>30119746>[x]Charge it for a good old-fashioned warm Russian greeting.
>>30119746>[x]Continue your stride. Activate ROLL OF NICKELS system on each fist.
>>30119746> [x] Continue your stride. Activate ROLL OF NICKELS system on each fist.
>>30119746>[x]Charge it for a good old-fashioned warm Russian greeting.URAAAAAAA
>>30119746>[X]Continue your stride. Activate ROLL OF NICKELS system on each fist.
>>30119746[X] Charge in! Give puny Kaiju proper Russian greeting
>>30119746>Charge it for a good old-fashioned warm Russian greeting.HAHA TIME FOR COSSACKS!
>>30119746>Continue your stride. Activate ROLL OF NICKELS system on each fist.
>>30119746>Charge it for a good old-fashioned warm Russian greeting.>Continue your stride. Activate ROLL OF NICKELS system on each fist.BOTHNICKEL AND DIME IT
Didn't the Ops Dir say 45% readiness meant only fists were available?And that activating weapon systems risked catastrophic failure?
>>30119930Da, But is American 45% or Russian 45%? Very different values of 45%.
>>30119930she means Cherno's other weapons systems, like its nuclear shoulder cannons
>>30119754 >>30119762 >>30119779 >>30119783"Continue on course to engage," You say to Boris. "Do not need to rush things too quickly."Boris growls in assent, and adds his own plodding movements to yours, smashing Cherno Alpha against the raging seas of the Arctic. By now the Kaiju had spotted you, its blue beady eyes centered right on your approach. It opens its mouth, blue with its ammonia-tainted blood, and shrieks a challenge at you. Its claws opening up in a threatening display."Activating ROLL OF NICKELS, left and right," You say, more for the benefit of battle record than anything else, unclenching your gloved hands as you do so. Cherno Alpha mirrors this as the steel pillars expand in its fists. You clench your hands again, completing the activation.If Cherno Alpha can pummel Kaiju to submission with its fists before, it can now conceivably crush Kaiju's skulls with a single punch.[1/2]
>>30119972Five paces from contact. Four. Three."Now." You grunt, and both you and Boris raise your fists in preparation for combat - just as you lean into a charge. Pushing Cherno Alpha's slow, ponderous stride into a faster, killing stagger. Its loaded fists now ready to unleash murder.The Kaiju shrieks again, spraying Cherno Alpha's comm-pod window with spatters of its blue-tinged saliva - and rushes to meet you head on. Aiming to impale you with its massive horn.What do you do?Duck, weave aside for a full-force counter.Strike, full force, into a body blow.Strike, full force, into ITS UGLY FACE.
>>30120016>Duck, weave aside for a full-force counter.DO THE DEMPSEY ROLL
>>30120016>[X]Strike, full force, into ITS UGLY FACE.
>>30120016>[x]Duck, weave aside for a full-force counter.It worked for Chiaki, it will work here.
>>30120016>Strike, full force, into ITS UGLY FACE.No point in being subtle.
>>30120016>[X]Duck, weave aside for a full-force counter.and now we break the knife.
>>30120016Full Force Face Fucker.
>>30120016>[x]Duck, weave aside for a full-force counter.
>>30120016>Duck, weave aside for a full-force counter.Suplex when?
>>30120016>Strike, full force, into ITS UGLY FACE.
>>30120016>Duck, weave aside for a full-force counter.
Guys why is this so divisive?
>>30120016> [x] Duck, weave aside for a full-force counter.
>>30120064Because fights are a serious business.
>>30120016>[x]Duck, weave aside for a full-force counter.CROSS COUNTER!
>>30120016[X] GIVE GLORIOUS FIST OF RUSSIAN STRENGTH TO UGLY KAIJU FACE
>[X]Strike, full force, into ITS UGLY FACE.LIKE A BEAR!
>>30120016 >[X]Strike, full force, into ITS UGLY FACE.
>[x]Strike, full force, into ITS UGLY FACE.FOR OUR 2D WAIFU
>>30120021 >>30120028 >>30120040 >>30120045You decide to duck. It is not as proactive as you think, to wait for the enemy to attack first - but it is always entertaining to have your enemy at your advantage through their own stupidity.>roll 1d20 to see if Glorious Cherno Alpha Evasive Maneuver Succeeds! Best of five rolls declare result.
Rolled 6>>30120273Ha Ha I'll roll low to disappoint everyone LEL
Rolled 16>>30120273FUCK YOU KAIJU
Rolled 18>>30120273It's time
>Cherno Alpha>Tacit RoninMk-1's, eh? Against class-3 Kaiju? Here's to hoping that Romeo Blue, Coyote Tango, and Horizon Brave are still online, cos we're a long ways away from making a Gypsy Danger, let alone a Striker Eureka.
>>30120354One of the brothers getting eaten in Gipsy Danger already occurred.
Rolled 20>>30120354all three you listed died in the First Kaiju War, we're in the New Kaiju Offensive, after the events in the beginning of the movie, off of anchorage, but before Stacker finds Raleigh building the wall
Rolled 1>>30120376BUT OH SHIT BUTTS LOL 1 TO CANCEL SPEECH
>>30120414>>30120408There was a 20 with an inspiring speech so I cancelled it with randumb stupid non-comedy and a 1.
>>30120376Wasn't Knifehead blasted apart with plasma? Or are we just taking civil liberties here and saying "fuck it"?
>>30120283The great beast roars as it lunges forward, both claws out, aiming to grab hold of you and slam you right into its horn----but all it grabs is empty air as both you and Boris move in concert, ducking low and weaving to the side the very moment it is almost upon you. Cherno Alpha's massive, armored hulk groaning as it whips aside. A fist already reared back to strike."Fuck you," you growl, in an unconscious mirror of Boris' own roar.You throw the counter punch--[1/2]
>>30120450And it hits. A palpable, crushing hit that smashes right into the side of the ugly Kaiju's head, rattling him to his very core - knocking out more than a handful of its teeth, each one the size of a small boat. The sea explodes a moment later at the devastating impact, such is the force of Cherno Alpha's strike when boosted with the ROLL OF NICKELS system![2/3]
>>301204862 RUS TO LOOSE
>>30120534>FUCK OUR ROCKET HIT A CLOUD, IS NO LONGER MOVING UPWARDS! IS STUCK!
>>30120486Aha! KNIFEHEAD appears stunned! Obviously unable to handle being fucked in the face with Cherno Alpha's reinforced, righteous fists!The Kaiju holds its head with both its claws, before stumbling back. A pitiful roar leaving its bruised maw.Beside you, Boris is roaring now, lusty for blood, making the very walls of the Atmoscan vibrate in his fury.Give chase! Go for the kill!Stay back for now. Allow it to try again. Taunt it while doing so.
>>30120486FOR THE RODINA! URAAA!
>>30120570>Stay back for now. Allow it to try again. Taunt it while doing soRemember what happened to Gipsy danger
>>30120570>[x]Give chase! Go for the kill!KIll it before the japs arrive.
>>30120570Press T to Taunt
>>30120570> [x] Stay back for now. Allow it to try again. Taunt it while doing so.
>>30120570>[x]Give chase! Go for the kill!
Rolled 4>>30120570>[X] Give chase! Go for the kill!Quickly, before the Japanese get here!
>>30120570>[x]Stay back for now. Allow it to try again. Taunt it while doing so.
>>30120570>[X]Give chase! Go for the kill!We need to get this thing sorted before Tacit Ronin gets here.
>>30120570[X] Go for the kill, let the japanese arrive only to see Cherno's glorious victory
Rolled 6>>30120570>Stay back for now. Allow it to try again. Taunt it while doing so.Slow and steady is the name of the game.
>>30120580>Remember what happened to Gipsy dangerThey gave it time to recover?I say we kill the fucker now.>Give chase! Go for the kill!
>>30120570>Go for the kill.Can't let tacit ronin get in on this
>>30120570HOW.HOW ARE ALL YOUR OPTIONS SO POLARISING.HOW YOU DO THIS.
>>30120570>[x]Give chase! Go for the kill!MOREPOWERRRRRRR
>[x]Give chase! Go for the kill!No time for posing, beat the kaiju's face in.
>>30120570Give chase. Kill the bastard!
>>30120570Stay back for now. Allow it to try again. Taunt it while doing so.Puny Kaiju is no match for Russian steel
>>30120570> Give chase! Go for the kill!
>>30120570[x]Give chase! Go for the kill!
>>30120603It's samefagging you damn newfagStay back for now. Allow it to try again. Taunt it while doing so.
>>30120570>Give chase! Go for the kill!Don't give Japan a chance to steal from Russia.
>>30120631decu has 430 twitter followers. I doubt its samefagging.
>>30120653>Implying there are 430 people in this thread right nowHAHA no, for one there would be a hell of a lot more posts and less cohesion if that was case.
>>30120653Bullshit. When I get outvoted, the other side is always samefagging and there's a conspiracy somewhere.
>>30120667I bet anyone who disagrees with you is JEWS.
>>30120665>Implying that he implied that all of them are participating
>>30120667Made me laugh harder then it should have.
Rolled 18>>30120570Give chase! Go for the kill!
>>30120695>Implying I was Implying that wasn't already Implied
>>30120667You. I like you.
>>30120725Do you have the longer version?
>>30120570[x]Stay back for now. Allow it to try again. Taunt it while doing soKnifehead mother so fat Она ошибочно принимают за капиталистического янки!!!
>>30120737Just that one. Wasn't even aware that there was a longer one.
>>30120753There's one where an >implication falls into the sea just as one of the sailors screams: "Sage!", and then your gif follows.
>>30120573 >>30120582 >>30120586 >>30120591"You came to the wrong motherland, comrade," You sneer, yet in another unconscious emulation to your ranger partner huffing his breath through his gritted teeth. The both of you lunge at the same time, launching Cherno Alpha forward into another lumbering kill run.You will be at KNIFEHEAD's throat in mere moments! Victory is but another solid, crushing blow away!HAMMER BLOW FROM ABOVESHOULDER CHARGESKULLCRUSHER PUNCH
>>30120878>[x]SHOULDER CHARGEFuck you, kaiju.
>>30120878WE ARE PUNCH RANGER [X] SKULLCRUSHER PUNCH
>>30120878Break arm over shoulder, stomp knee-analogue, crush its head through your knee. It must be as brutals as possible.
>>30120878>[X]SKULLCRUSHER PUNCHCherno is made for punching after all
>>30120878[x] Charge then Skullcrush.
>>30120878>SKULLCRUSHER PUNCHYOU ARE HUGETHAT MEANS THAT YOU HAVE A HUGE SKULLRIP AND TEAR
>>30120878>[X]SKULLCRUSHER PUNCHBecause ROLL OF NICKELS motherfucker.
>>30120878Rip its jaw open then rip its insides out as it screams
>>30120878>[x]SKULLCRUSHER PUNCHthis sounds fun
>[X]SKULLCRUSHER PUNCHPUNCHES FROM THE PUNCH DIMENSION
>>30120901This. Maximum brutals
It's time to CRUSH SOME SKULLS!
>>30120878>[x]HAMMER BLOW FROM ABOVEBosslady wants the skull. Bosslady gets the skullWe don't want to assume the position. Not again.
>>30120878HAMMER BLOW FROM ABOVEThen follow up with a sickle hookline
>>30120891 >>30120907 >>30120910 >>30120911Enough playing around, you decide. This will be done.Both you and Boris roar in unison this time. Your voice overlapping your partner's as your Jaeger - all 6, 912 tons of it - bears down on the Kaiju about to suffer its final fate.>roll 1d20 for SKULLCRUSHER PUNCH. Best out of five decides the success!
Rolled 1>>30121115For the Motherland!
Rolled 11>>30121115PUTIN BLESS MY ROLL
>>30121115Dat cocky anger smile. Truly a man's man. True man is murder, after all.
>>30121123>>30121126Motherland doesn't like it easy. A challenge is needed.
Rolled 11>>30121115PUNCH THE FUCKER.>>30121123>>30121126Again?
>>30121123WHYWHYPUTIN IS DISPLEASED AT YOUR ANTICS
>>30121123>>30121126F-for the m-motherland?
>>30121123>>30121126All things are fucked now
>>30121123>>30121126Are we in Shadow Quest?
>>30121123>>30121126>Both rolls cancel each other out!>>30121133Your form is perfect. Your swings are perfect. You and Boris - you will remember this day as the day you and him worked together in very fine synergy. No Ranger crew, anywhere else in the world, will be able to match how you are murdering this Category 3 Kaiju.[1/2]
>>30121500Knife head is now beginning to question his choice in lifestyle.
>>30121500The first punch, a brutal hook from the left, caves the side of KNIFEHEAD's skull in.[2/3]
>>30121500I sense danger incoming.
>>30121524The second punch, a follow-up hook from the RIGHT, breaks the monster's jaw. A horrendous geyser of Kaiju Blue erupting from KNIFEHEAD's broken maw in a chunky eruption.[3/4]
>>30121528of course. Kaiju Punching is dangeous job.
>>30121528The other Jaeger.
>>30121528But Gypsi Danger got wrecked.
>>30121566so did Knifehead.Is true what they say, da? Do not bring knife to fistfight.
>>30121552"FINISH THIS!" You roar. Both your will and Boris melding together into one unstoppable, implacable lance of fury, spiking into Cherno Alpha's systems, driving the glorious machine of Russian steel into cold-blooded murder.Both Cherno Alpha's fists swing out, then in - both smashing into either side of KNIFEHEAD's skull, the double-impact crushing skin, bone, marrow, brain. What innards are pulped in the god-destroying momentous force of it are immediately blasted out of the only cavity they can escape through - that being KNIFEHEAD's own open maw. This results in Cherno Alpha's face and chest being painted with bright blue gore and brain matter. A grisly tattoo of its seventh murder of Kaijukind.[4/5]
>>30121647our kill, japs do not steal!
>>30121671We did, so to speak, beat the to a punch.
>>30121647>that eyeball flying offoh god, thats fucking hilarious
>>30121700of course, if they had any sense, they'd wait until the pilots of Cherno were too distracted by combat to notice them and THEN finish the victor just after a finishing blow was struck.Indeed, would have been russian approach if Japanese had engaged first.
>>30121647punch it a few more times, one can never be too careful.
>>30121790Hahaha nopeRussian approach would have been charge in swearing at sneaky kill stealing japanese people beat them down then use their jaeger to beat the kaiju to deathThen if it survived being used as a club it would be left to limp away in fear of glorious russian strength
>>30121865is what I said.
>>30121881You said we would have waited for them to finish their fight.
>>30121909using them as weapon to finish the fight is also good.point is, honor is word used by loser to explain why you lost.Small comfort when Director is making you assume position.
>>30121909Their fight ended soon as Great Cherno Alpha arrived. So is true statement
>>30121647With nary a roar of anguished defeat or even so much as a pitiful whimper, KNIFEHEAD falls sideways into the sea, limp and lifeless, all the fight drained instantly out of it like a full vodka bottle in Boris' brief possession. It makes a terrific splash as it falls, before floating back up to the surface like a dead continent, leaking Kaiju Bllue into the cold Arctic Ocean.You let out a breath, and both you and Boris lower your fists. You turn towards each other, and smash your fists together."Best team?" You grin at your smelly, fat bear of a ranger partner. He bares his own forest of sharp teeth in a black, toothy rictus, before roaring in approval.Yes. Best team."Congratulations, Cherno Alpha!" Comes the Operational Director's voice from the speakers mounted on the ceiling of the Atmoscan. "You have once more shown the Kaijus the true might of Mother Russia. Come, bring our friend back to the coastline. There is hot food and bath waiting for the both of you. My own treat!"...Well. You will not say no to hot food and a hot bath. It has been long since you have had either.Beside you, Boris passes wind loudly again. You hold your nose, but you do not care. You have won again, sating your own bloodthirst and that of Cherno Alpha's.Make to drag KNIFEHEAD's carcass back to base. Mission is over.Do one final radar sweep of area before lowering your guard. Just to be sure.
>>30121992>Do one final radar sweep of area before lowering your guard. Just to be sure.AROUND JAPS NEVER RELAX
>>30121992>[X]Do one final radar sweep of area before lowering your guard. Just to be sure.The motherland taught us to be ever vigilant, where are the Japs?
>>30121992[x] Make to drag KNIFEHEAD's carcass back to base. Mission is over.
>>30121992>Make to drag KNIFEHEAD's carcass back to base. Mission is over.I'm not waiting around just so that some sneaky japs will steal our kill.
>>30121992>[x]Do one final radar sweep of area before lowering your guard. Just to be sure.>You must be at least this paranoid to enter Decu thread.jpg
>>30121992>Do one final radar sweep of area before lowering your guard. Just to be sure.
>>30122041If I recall the guy correctly we might follow his advice even once we get back to the base.[x] Drink!
>>30121992>[X]Do one final visual sweep of area before lowering your guard. Just to be sure.> Cherno's radar is as unreliable as his weapons systems.
>>30121992>[X]Do one final radar sweep of area before lowering your guard. Just to be sure.But grab hold of the carcass first. Make sure they don;t run off with it while we're mucking around with the radar.
>>30121992>[x]OtherDo one final radar sweep while dragging Knifehead's corpse back to base
>>30121992>[x]Do one final radar sweep of area before lowering your guard. Just to be sure.TINY RONIN. GO HOME TO COUNTRY OF SILLY PORNOGRAPHY AND WATCH WEARING DILDOS OF UN-FUNNESS. THIS KILL IS BELONGING TO MOTHER RUSSIA.
Rolled 3>>30121992>[x]Do one final radar sweep of area before lowering your guard. Just to be sure.If the japs are gone, PANIC
>>30121992>[x]Do one final radar sweep of area before lowering your guard. Just to be sure.
>>30121992> [x] Do one final radar sweep of area before lowering your guard. Just to be sure.
>>30121992>[x]Make to drag KNIFEHEAD's carcass back to base. Mission is over.
>>30121992[X] Radar sweepWe did not survive by being lazy nor by being lax in combat situations. Until we know there is no threat then we assume there is
>>30122061other options includeFeckArsebiscuitsDon't tell me I'm still on that fecking islandReally any of them could be applied to our current situation.
>>30121992>[x]Do one final radar sweep of area before lowering your guard. Just to be sure.This would be the point the Japs try to snipe our head.
>>30122003 >>30122025 >>30122040 >>30122066Boris is already celebrating the victory, like his jovial self. Raising his paws in the air like he just cannot be bothered.But you do not. You do not indulge in such childish celebrations. There is...something strange, here. No, not the victory, as easy as it was. All your victories have always been easy with Cherno Alpha, simply because you are piloting Cherno Alpha.But the air is strange. No, it is not your partner's wind, either. It is more subtle, something that pricks at the mind rather than at the nose. Teasing. Tantalizing. Alerting.You snap at Boris to grab hold of the Kaiju corpse while you do a final radar sweep of the immediate area. The bear huffs at you, but does what you say, Cherno Alpha grasping one arm of KNIFEHEAD and pulling the kaiju corpse closer to it.It is here that your Radar shows you something strange.It is tracking KNIFEHEAD, well enough, and it is marking it as deceased. That means glorious Russian technology is working fine.However, it is also saying that there is something else in front of you, besides KNIFEHEAD. It is unable to identify what it is....Maybe it is just fishing vessel with radio. Maybe it is only malfunction. That is possible.[1/2]
>>30122384You look out in front of you again, carefully this time.Nothing. Just the sea. Nothing but the sea for over dozens of miles.. . .[2/3]
Rolled 9>>30122397The sea has eyes! It sees us!
>>30122397are those some cloaking shenanigans?
>>30122397Get ready to beat the motherfucker with another motherfucker.If we're dragging two corpses back to the base it wouldn't matter one is slightly dented.
>>30122397Wait a moment.Your sharp eyes and diligent vigilance have revealed something! A strange anomaly in front of you!...Aha. So the Japanese intercede in such a cowardly way, huh? To develop such cowardly technology and use it as well...How do you react to this?Throw something at them.Hail COWARDLY TACIT RONIN on comms and berate them for their COWARDICE.Ignore them and drag KNIFEHEAD to shore. This kill belongs to Mother Russia, and Cherno Alpha. They can go back to their tiny island.
>>30122425Throw something at them.Hail COWARDLY TACIT RONIN on comms and berate them for their COWARDICE.
>>30122425>[x]Throw something at them.
>>30122425>[z]Hail COWARDLY TACIT RONIN on comms and berate them for their COWARDICE.I don't want to throw the corpse and turning our back to them is a no-go. Stealthed hits do double damage yo.
>>30122425>[x]Ignore them and drag KNIFEHEAD to shore. This kill belongs to Mother Russia, and Cherno Alpha. They can go back to their tiny island.
>>30122425>[X]Hail COWARDLY TACIT RONIN on comms and berate them for their COWARDICE.we see tiny cowards and they best not be trying to steal our kill.
>>30122425[X] throw something at themGrab one of those teeth we knocked out of Knifehead and throw it af them, tell them they are only getting that from this kill because Russia is generous and doesn't feel like making flimsy japanese Jaeger into scrap
>>30122425>[x]Hail COWARDLY TACIT RONIN on comms and berate them for their COWARDICE.If they don't reply we use our little kaiju friend as a makeshift bludgeon.
>>30122425>Throw something at them.>Hail COWARDLY TACIT RONIN on comms and berate them for their COWARDICE.>Ignore them and drag KNIFEHEAD to shore. This kill belongs to Mother Russia, and Cherno Alpha. They can go back to their tiny island.
>>30122425>[x]Hail COWARDLY TACIT RONIN on comms and berate them for their COWARDICE.
>>30122425>Hail COWARDLY TACIT RONIN on comms and berate them for their COWARDICE.
>>30122425>[X]Hail COWARDLY TACIT RONIN on comms and berate them for their COWARDICE.>[X]Ignore them and drag KNIFEHEAD to shore. This kill belongs to Mother Russia, and Cherno Alpha. They can go back to their tiny island.We won this kill fair and square. They can just go back home empty handed.
>[x]Hail COWARDLY TACIT RONIN on comms and berate them for their COWARDICE."You had best not be makings steals of our kill, comrades."
>>30122425>Throw something at them.(I guess)Bath them in blue bloodWe Dragonball now
Rolled 19>>30122425>[X]Throw something at them.
If push comes to shove, is pummeling them with Kaiju corpse an option?
>>30122425> [x] Hail COWARDLY TACIT RONIN on comms and berate them for their COWARDICE.
>>30122529>you wish to the secrets of Kaiju corpse?>THEN TAKE IT!
>>30122520>We Dragonball nowNow that's just mean. Decu takes a while between updates (mostly because he has HUGE posts, RIP and TE... aehm, where were we?) but it's still nowhere near crawl of the Dragonball.
>>30122520Fucking genius, this.(also 4ChanX is fucking up the captchas, had to disable the extension to post)
>>30122529We radio for fire support. Japanese coward Jaeger is no match for Tupolev Tu-160.
Rolled 17>>30122592Do you read the writeups?
Oh god, I'm so sorry. I was hyped up on the Malal Arc and clicked on Deculture's most recent twitter link without checking the topic. And yeah! I read Odette's, Wendy's, and Sayaka's arc, plus the American one too.
>>30122655It's OK. There's a fair bet that most of us here are MGNQ vets. We get it.
>>30122655Relax, guy. You're among friends now. You can shower Decu with as much praise as you want.
>>30122693Just don't be a fag about it.
>>30122609Is it worth reading the writeups?
Rolled 20>>30122724I wouldn't know.
>>30122704But without truly knowing Decu's personal or biological gender identity, how can we know if we're being fags about it.
>>30122724Wendy's and Archival's are generally considered the best ones. I'd say they're a pretty good read.
>>30122724They all pass a quality test from decu and all contribute to the setting even if they don't directly affect the current main story of MGNQ, the references to them are becoming more common though so I would say yes
>>30122737faggy behavior is gender neutral on 4chan
>>30122737Just... don't give the appreciation sexual form?
>>30122758Damn was kinda hoping they'd be more fluffy I have far too much shit I need/want to read.
>>30122425[X]Throw something at them.A kaiju tooth would be best I think.
>>30122425Better late than never, sempai!
>>30123002that's a dog, dude
>>30123020Is DogBear. Is better, no comrade?
>>30123020What? No, it's clearly a giant chicken.
>>30123020What? It's cute! Why do you have to find such cute image unbearable? What's wrong with you?
>>30123020no, that is quite clearly the pope
>>30123032Make of redrawings immediately>>30123040Is either dog or bear. No in-between!>>30123046Do not insult poorly-drawn bear's resolve>>30123064Off to gulag with you for making of horrible pun!>>30123076Go take catholic shit in wood.
>pic related?Man, this captcha change is for the birds.
>>30123109>>30123040>>30123020What's the difference between a dog and a bear?
>>30123124dogs aren't known for stealing your pic-a-nic baskets
>>30123124dog is smaller bear that hunt in packs
>>30123109Is Glorious DogBear, fruit of Russian Science from studying Kaiju guts and genetics mixed with knowledge of Bearonony and Dogstronomy. Has best of both, weakness of neither. Has loyalty of dog, but power of Bear! Has playfulness of puppy and power of bear. Has claws of bear on paws of dog. Has power and claws of bear, and playfulness of tiny puppy! Because of how small DogBear was when born, it have no concept of scale and still think of self as tiny when it rears back to place paws on chest of loved one.Is good science. Is Russian godless science!
>>30123163Not even close. You insult glorious bear by such a comparison.Doge is stupid canine. Bear is supreme Ursa caniform
>>30123186Is stupid. Mixing of capitalistic dog and soviet bear is запрещенный
Does the cigar make it more of a bear or a dog?
>>30123258Depends on if it play poker or not.
>>30123258definitely a bear thing.Most dogs are cigarello smokers
>>30123186Concept is good, but perhaps can be improved by addition of hands to operate Kalashnikov automatic rifle?
>>30123299Yeah, I was working at a tobacco store and can vouch for this from my own experience.
>>30123347The word "most" was employed for a reason, comrade.
>>30122455 >>30122465 >>30122469 >>30122483"Boris," you call to your partner without turning to look at him. "Open comm link to TACIT RONIN again. This time it is me who wille be doing the talking."Boris looks at you strangely, as if deciding whether to take a shit in your shoes or in your closet, but shrugs and does so. He gestures at you with a paw a moment afterward, signifying that you are up, and you clear you throat before speaking."I know you are there, TACIT RONIN." You say as slowly and as menacingly as you could in best English you can make. "Do not think you can fool Cherno Alpha and its Rangers with such cheap tricks. Make yourself known if you wish to say something, or keep hiding like cowards and watch us bring our kill back to our base."Silence.And then, just like something out of Star Wars, something manifests into reality in front of you, taking up the empty spaces in the ocean where nothing had been there before.The slender and weak form of Japan's Jaeger, TACIT RONIN.[1/2]
>>30123414Well it's not like googling "pink car" proves most cars are pink.
>>30123436Boris growls at you again, and you nod. Yes, he can patch the incoming comms to the main screen.What appears, then, is the interior of what you assume to be TACIT RONIN's comm pod, along with its two...rangers. At least, you think they are rangers. They are girls, skinny ones without much muscle but too much curves, hugged by form-fitting carapaces. One's hair is a rather pinkish red, the other a bright and blinding green. They are grinning smugly.. . .Immediately, you do not like them. Not at all.Moreso when they started opening their mouths."U-uwah! Check it out, Emerald! They actually DO have a Bear as a Ranger for their old, rusting piece of crap Jaeger!""I thought it was just a rumor, Amber! EWWW! IT must really stink inside the comm-pod! And look, there's interface wires ALL OVER THE PLACE! Haven't they even heard of motion capture and wireless tech?!""And look, they've actually forced a young girl to drift with a bear! Uuugh, I can't imagine what kind of sick freaks made that decision! Freakin' snow shoveling yokels!". . ."If you are quite done--" You try and start, but they cut you off by suddenly laughing. Giggling. Loud and unabashed. Laughing directly not just at you, but at Boris, too. At the Russian Ranger Force.At Cherno Alpha."Hee hee! Oh, I needed that as a reminder that there's still something to laugh about in this bleak, danger-filled existence of ours." The green-haired girl sighs. "Anyway, you. Little girl. That's cute and all, you finding out that we're cloaked. Yaaaay. But we're going to take our Kaiju now, if you don't mind."[2/3]
>>30123436Please don't try anything Nippon Jaeger, we just wiped the floor with a level 3 Kaiju at 45% operational capacity. You wouldn't survive.
>>30123493"Thanks for putting it to sleep for us, though!" The red-haired one pipes up, clapping her hands. "That was a REALLY grown-up thing to do! I bet your mommy must be really proud, with you being able to pilot a Jaeger like all the big kids!". . ."Can she even understand us?" The green-haired one looks at you skeptically. "I heard they don't even learn to read anymore.""Silly, that's North Korea. And North Korea doesn't have any Jaegers, just Kaijus." The red-haired girl smiles again. "Okay, fun time's over. Hand over our Kaiju, now, please!"How do you respond?
>>30123493NO BULLYING THE RUSKI LOLI
>>30123514Crush them under fist.
Rolled 1>>30123514[x] Close comms.
>>30123514Say nothing and start dragging the corpse away.If they want a fight, they can start it.
>>30123514BREAK OFF KNIFEHEADS HORN AND IMPALE THE IMPERIALISTIC COWARDS THROUGH THE THROAT WITH IT
>>30123514Take kaiju, sling over soldier, walk away#NOFUCKS #SOVIETSWAG #MOLONLABE
>>30123493"You get one warning, silly girls.That was it."
>>30123514Bitches don't get responses. Abscond with corpse
>>30123514>radio for air support>introduce Japan to nuclear-tipped anti-ship missile
I think the most pressing concern is..do we get paid extra if we drag what remains of this weak piece of capitalist tech back to base along with the corpse?
>>30123514"I shall simply remind you weaklings that I have, with a half-inoperational Mark One, punched out a level 3 Kaiju in less than a minute. Interfere at your own risk."Actions speak louder than words, but these... things probably require reminding.
>>30123514Pick up our kill and go home, we have hot meal waiting for us!
>>30123514>How do you respond?"Well, make us or do us."Shut com, grab corpse, walk away.
>>30123514MOLCHAT' YAPONSKAYA SHLYUHA! THIS IS RUSSIA'S KILL
>>30123514>begin dragging kaiju to shore"Soon another kaiju will come. You can kill that one, or maybe take it from Americans. Maybe they will give it to you in return for your cartoons."
>>30123493Go back to Japan, you washed-up pop idols.The Kaiju belongs to glorious mother Russia.
>>30123514>"The Kaiju belongs to Russia now. Cowards should return to Japan or get smashed up like lizards."
>>30123514"Uh sorry we must be going through a tunnel, I couldn't hear th-" Cut the comms and rip Knifehead's head off and bludgeon them to death.
>>30123514[X] close comm, get Kaiju, go home. Be ready to immediately counter attack in case they try anything.>Fucking little girls piloting coward Jaegers demanding OUR kill.>Fuck them, sideways with a bloody Kaiju, but not this one, it is OURS.
>>30123570Would advise against reminding them we punched out the Kaiju because it reminds them that they should stay out of melee range, which is optimal kill-range for Cherno Alpha.
>>30123514"Initiating combat is act of war. I remind you what happen last time Japanese start war"
>>30123514Continue dragging the kill back to base.Flip them the bird while doing so.
>>30123514LAUGH AT PUNY LITTLE GIRLS ATTEMPTING TO BAIT YOU INTO INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT. TAKE KAIJU AND HEAD HOME.
Seconding ignoring them and dragging the body back, if they start something then we will bring the pain.
Rolled 13>>30123601Don't damage the Kaiju, it's paying for Cherno Alpha.
>>30123636Fist range is only kill-range for glorious Cherno Alpha!
>>30123514"Come and take it."
>>30123722"bear in cockpit is least dangeous part of Cherno Alpha all-male ranger team"
Snide comment on the side: "It's no wonder birth rate is down in Japan. The Kaijus are more attractive than their women."
>>30123758...wait. Bear is male, right?
>>30123514"Kill."Close connection and heft the Kajiu up as a shield.
>>30123514>How do you respond?Notify pan-pacific Jaeger command that we are trying, successfully, to be goaded into attacking a Japanese Jaeger. Remind team Japan that technically China should be the designated Kill stealer in this area, and they're probably looking for an excuse to wipe their little island off the face of the earth anyway.
>>30123780Yes or lesbian with strap-on considering some earlier talk
>>30123780Well, have you seen a girl named Boris before?
>>30123514Ignorant Japanese sorry excuse for Rangers don't even know about Best Korea's ultimate weapon against kaiju menace! Pic related!
>>30123844I've never seen a man named Sasha.
>>30123888Does "Sascha" count? I used to know a Sascha. Definitely a guy.
>>30123888Sasha is a male name as well
>>30123888Sasha is the way you shorten Alexander.
>>30123844Yes. was nice girl
>>30123514Japanese cowards so proud of precious overdesigned piece of crap Jaeger. So confident in superiority of weapons and ability of pilots that they hide with stealth system while Cherno Alpha take care of business. Kaiju is Russian kill. You want it? Show us you can take it.
>>30123338Why stop at hands to operate, we can create cybernetic harness with weapon mounts on sides!
>>30123338Or we could mount bombs on them and send them on the enemy tanks.
Well since their Jaeger is faster than our the only viable strategy against it would probably be to intentionally take a hit so that we can grab them.If we try to attack we will most likely only end up looking like idiots.
>>30123867North Korean Special Forces do not need Jaegers to defend homeland. North Korea leads the world in human-kaiju crossbreeding programs.
>>30123999Cherno is about 45% operational.Which is about 44% excess to requirements to end Japanese Jaeger.
>>30124089We create biotech wetware mount for organic plasma canons clone from Kaiju science while it also given hands to operate Russian Automatic Weaponry!>>30123514"Come to my base later. I will show you who is little girl with extreme prejudice. I am Sasha, I am MAN of glorious Russia. I am so much man I am drift compatible with Greatest godless killing machine on earth, and together we pilot greatest godless man made killing machine on earth. Kill is Russian, and before it is sold to that vulture, I will strip and eat a raw steak of my Jill's hide, because I am not squeaky little dyejob girlie, I am Manly Man and of Russian PRIDE!"Sling over shoulder, acquire riches, ignore bitches.
>>30124071What is this percentage horseshit? Russia technology only has two of status: IS WORK and the very rare IS NOT WORK.Cherno is work. And if Cherno is work, Cherno can kill.
Rolled 1>>30123758>"bear in cockpit is least dangeous part of Cherno Alpha all-male ranger team"yes perfect
>>30124275The 45% means it's 45 "IS WORKS", thats how strong Cherno is.
>>30124275>Russia technology only has two of status: IS WORK and the very rare IS NOT WORK.Word.
>>30124035Or hit it with conventional weapons. Even the Japanese wouldn't fill their Jaegers with Kaiju Blue.
>>30124035agree, allow them to close then grapple and use the knuckles to shed them up close
>>30123888Are you implying Kapt'n K isn't a man?
>>30124337Yeah but if it is as fast as it seems then I doubt we would be able to hit them unless we grab them first.
>>30124400Think it can hit Mach 1?Because I don't think it can hit Mach 1.
"Ladies, today is good day for you. I let you keep your legs so you can walk home.">>30124400If it was as fast as it looked, would not need stealth technology now, would it?
Oh yeah, just so you fellows know, either there's some bad weather cooking, Decu fell into moon-coma again or the connection sattelites are under fire by moon rabbits.
>>30124561at least it isn't the router then.
Just letting you guys know that it seems like Decu's passed out so you might want to archive this.
Decu, why do you always make Miku and Kohaku such raging bitches?
>>30124533Well assuming that you could still get a lock on them with their stealth bullshit.>>30124558Well yes but why should we dignify them with an attack. If they want a fight then they are going to have to hit us. And when that does fuck all against glorious Russian armor we simply grab on to them, look them in the eye and proceed to punching them into next week.
>>30124716>miku >bitchShe's just flighty. If Chiaki wasn't the head of a killer organization that needs to get shit done I'd have totally voted for including her in the ever-growing waifu harem.And if you think Amber is a bitch you need tor read more of the writeups.
>>30124739>their stealth bullshitseems pretty useless while we're in water, now that Sasha knows what to look for.
>>30124787He's ded Jim.
>>30124769Yeah we wouldn't have any problems seeing them but long range missiles fired from somewhere else would probably have a bit of trouble. Remember that we are only at 45% and can't use any weapons besides our fists.
>>30124635Do not worry comrade.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Cherno%20Alpha%20QuestThread has been archived for the motherland!
I like this 'one-shot' quest but I'm missing my MGNQ fix
>>30123514These stupid japs, having to rely on us while sneaking in like a pack of heyenas. Its best if we just ignore th...>And look, they've actually forced a young girl to drift with a bear!>they've actually forced a young girl to drift with a bear!>they've actually forced a young girl>young girl>girlOH FUCK ITS ON NOW MOTHERFUCKERS BRING THIS SHIT, IM GOING TO BEAT YOU BITCHES TO DEATH WITH A KAIJU!
>>30124886Decu said next MGNQ on Wednesday.
>>30124825No. We SHOULDN'T use any weapons other than our fists because of potential catastrophic problems could destroy Cherno.However, Cherno is going to be destroyed anyway, then the risk becomes perfectly mitigated.Of course, this is loser, defeatest talk. There will be no boom today. But, in Russian outlook, there is always boom tomorrow.
>>30124926It will probably be postponed so that this can wrap up. You heard it here first, folks!(I'm sorry, Decu, don't hurt me!)
>>30124940Well of course but that still implies that puny Japanese gundam model would somehow have the capability of scratching mighty Cherno Alpha
>>30123514Japanese Operations Director Kiryuin Satsuki will hear of your disgraceful behavior. And she will discipline you into next week.
>>30124962I'll protect you Hat-chan!Payment can be made in draws.>pubscam distinctionShut up, captcha! This is totally not a scam!It totally is.
>>30123514"nyet"lets take them out quick, we have vodka to drink and hot russian assistants to grope.
>>30125488We must know if new secretary folded under glorious operations director, or if warning given in earnest professional respect took hold and she stood up to glorious beautiful leader!