Sup /tg/, on a backwater part of the internet I'm about to dive into a freeform RP that is 'medievil fantasy' and already is rife with weaboo demi-god half-fox characters. Going in I want to make the edgiest character just to see how much fun I can have with it.So I figured maybe you guys would want to join in and have a laff and maybe roll to see what gets put into this thing. I've got a few guidelines, so I'll run through them.I can skip name and age until later, so howabout we get started with the next thing on the list, race? I'm thinking something like half-demon.So highest roll on 1d100 in the first 5 rolling posts picks it?
Rolled 40>>30115768half goose
Rolled 24>>30115768You need Edgy, eh?Half Hedgehog, Half Echidna.
>>30116059Fuck you I'd make it work. He'd be some sort of freaky good-beaked aven.
>>30116096That's meant to say goose-beaked.
Rolled 41>>30116096I don't think you understand, geese are the most terrifying of the dinosaurs.That said, the other half should be dinosaur, so I'm rolling for that now
Rolled 90>>30116113Oh shit, dinosaurs are pretty edgy.But instead of a T-rex, why not be the EDGIEST OF ALL DINOSAURS, the Spinosaurus?
Rolled 93>>30116126We have a clear winner!
>>30116126Now officially the roll to beat, half-spinosaurus
>>30116133Man, you a spiky dinosaur now, u so hot blooded you need HEAT SINKS for your BLOOD.Shit dawg.
>>30116126>>30116132Winner!Alright, next thing is what occupation is the Half-Spinosarus in.
Rolled 58>>30116158edgy occupations...BOUNTY HUNTER
Rolled 57>>30115768I'm assuming their characters don't make sense either. So we'll have to match their level of bullshit.>Teenage boy, average kid to abusive father, mother dead at birth. One night, dad comes home from the pubs set on the idea that he'd rather the gods had given him a daughter than a son, so he takes a knife to make it so by his own hand before passing out drunk. Traumatized and half-conscious from blood loss, the kid grabs the knife from his dad and runs him though. >As he lays dying on the floor, the ghost of his mom appears in front of him and offers him his life as well as the power to do what he chooses with it, if only he swears his soul to serve hell. Full of sorrow, hate and rage, he accepts.>Now he stalks the night, empowered by the magics of the devil, hunting down men in whom he sees his father and doing unto them what was done unto him.
Rolled 60>>30116158Hitman for maximum edgy.Hitman and DRUG DEALER.
>>30116158Ninja! Last of his school/tribe/village.
>>30116177Roll motherfucker!>>30116172Save that post for later, anon. We'll get to backstory.
Rolled 57>>30116177I'll roll for ninja
Rolled 50>>30116158Human trafficking.Not sure if edgy enough though.
>>30116176Hitman/Drug Dealer is our winner!Okay now we gotta pick a side (good guys or badguys) so I figure we're picking alignment.The two alignments I'm thinking is 'Anti-hero good' or 'Psychotic evil'.Or heck, if you have a better alignment, roll for it.
Rolled 81> Last of her tribe> Can nevar have babies> Has black hair with white tips, purple eyes> Ninja ex-slave that's "too beautiful" to love> FOX HUNTER
Rolled 6>>30116224EDGY Anti-Hero, who has been WRONGED in the past by people, and wishes to pay them back with TWICE AS MUCH PAIN as he was given, and also NOTHING WILL STOP HIM.So pretty solidly CE, but not a psychotic monster.
Rolled 77>>30116224Lawful Good
>>30116233Y'know I completely overlooked sex just because I figured male.We can roll for that after alignment/side.
Rolled 73>>30116224both psychotic evil and anti-hero good, he switches between them at random times
Rolled 26>>30116224Lawful Good but play it like an extreme arrogant talking-down-to-people jackass that Insists, using the power of LAWFUL GOOD JUDGEMENT, that your way is the only right way and everyone else is a dumbfuck.
Rolled 97>>30116247Forgot roll.
Rolled 59>>30116243True Neutral, cares only about a fuck and a meal.
>>30116259Evil good we are now!So close to Lawful Good. So, I guess I'll just put down 'Neutral' for now.And because I skipped it beforeSex and Orientation.I'm gonna regret this one, aren't I?
Rolled 71>>30116271Female, Bisexual
>>30116265Fuck, meant to quote op.Doesn't matter, Evil Good won.>>30116247>>30116259As for sex ... Masculine Herm. obviously.
Rolled 51>>30116271Masculine Hermaphrodite. I was >>30116277 and probably should have rolled
>>30116275Current winner.>>30116287It's cool. Also I'm okay with rerolls.
Rolled 63>>30116271Androgynous male, bisexual
Rolled 30>>30116271Bi dude.And I don't mean trap or faggot, I mean male dude.
Rolled 11>>30116271Male. Bisexual. Blessed with member so mighty it gives his partners literally a mind-shattering orgasm. Sworn chastity to prevent minds of innocents getting shattered.
>>30116275Winrar!Next on the list is Appearance.Now... Remember.We're a female bisexual half-spinosaurus who works as a Hitman/Drug Dealer that is Evil Good.Let's try to keep it appropriate.
Rolled 10>>30116334ENTIRELY BLACK LIKE MY SOUUUUUUUUL BUT WITH RED RACING LINES LIKE MY BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Rolled 70>>30116334Trenchcoat with slutty bikini underneath.Also shades, all the time.
Rolled 9>>30116334How about full chrome metal?Like, we fully bling'd out and sheeit.
Rolled 4>>30116334Wear lots of leather straps and metal studs. Has metal spikes on the end of her spikes.
Rolled 89>>30116357That, but the trenchcoat should be black.And we have a Fedora, who is also black.
Rolled 98>>30116069Half-Hedgehog. Half-Echidna.
Rolled 82>>30116334suit and bunny ears
Rolled 34>>30116334I figured something like a crested Dragonborn type critter, complete with trench-coat, revolvers strapped to everything and BELTS, ALL THE BELTS AND LEATHER
Rolled 83>>30116383>whoOur fedora is sentient and hates all religion.
>>30116357>>30116383Congratulations!Just gimme a minute to write it up as we move onto the 'I'm a videogame playing teenager shit'.Equipment! What does our half-spinosaurus carry on them? So I figure a weapon and some other shit. Some stuff already in there includes familiars and the bounties on their head, so I guess this is a dump field.Also now we've got the looks down, roll + image for the image I submit with this profile. I'll grab the highest roll when we're done with all the other 'important' stuff.
>>30116386>I quote the silliest option from the stage literally half an hour ago>I leave my roll on>98Well, it's simple. We have to wear a fursuit.
Rolled 46>>30116429Dual katars. Black.
Rolled 85>>30116429Claw blades and a VSS Vintorez.
Rolled 9>>30116429Triple barreled shotgun, loaded with dragons breath rounds in one hand and a double sided chain katana in the other.
>>30116386Sorry anon, only taking the first 5.>>30116398If you rolled higher I would have been totally cool with a smart-talking hat partner.How's the appearance description looking?>Wears a dark trench coat and black fedora over the top of a matching revealing bikini and a pair of sunglasses that she's never seen without.
>>30116459Pic. It's the mary sue's gun of choice. And it's EDGY 'cause it's russian.
Rolled 91>>30116429The obvious weapon choice is a katana or a scythe, but that seems low-hanging-fruit-ish.We need a different weapon.We need a broken bottle of Jack Daniel's. Preferably one from >>30116172
Rolled 100>>30116429gun that shoots swords, bag of backup belts for when our numerous belts get shot. wallet full of magnum condoms, the wallet of course must have 'Bad Motherfucker' stitched into it.
>>30116459>>30116482>>30116483You fucks.Okay the next thing is a list of four abilities (No more than four!!! it says). So what is our edgy ass half-spinosaurus capable of?
Rolled 9>>30116500We can shoot corrosive poison from our eyes.
Rolled 93>>30116500He can sense when people are being dishonest.
Rolled 26>>30116500Flying on ethereal wings made of demon fire that she can summon and banish at willTurn her body into obsidianRegenerationCharm person
Rolled 97>>30116500He can unlock the true potential of the people he loves... or could, if they weren't already DEEEEAAAADDDDThis would also apply if he found a woman he loves.But he won't, because they're all CHEEEATIING WHOOORES.
>>30116429Dual tonfa-style blades and a Lugar P08.
Rolled 42>>30116500Cast-from-HP Necromancy>>30116530>Flying on ethereal wings made of demon fire that she can summon and banish at will>Turn her body into obsidian
>>30116527Winner number 1, just so we don't get stuck on this for too long.3 more powers to go.
Rolled 4>>30116500Shape shifting of course.
Rolled 7>>30116500if you want edgey?Make anything sharp
>>30116500The ability to go unnoticed in the shadows whenever s/he desires.
>>30116550Winner number 2.2 powers left.
Rolled 52>>30116580Fuck me
Rolled 44>>30116558Jumps high and runs fast.Yes it's not creative at all but fuck it.
>>30116459>>30116481Guys why is the Vintorez a mary sue/edgy weapon? I mean I guess the whole built-in silencer bit makes it an obvious choice for murderhobo shenanigans, but I'm genuinely curious as to what makes it mary sue-ish.
>>30116597I'll take this unless someone beats it in the next few rolls.
Rolled 74>>30116558Anywhere he is, he can always find Someone willing to pay to have Someone killed.>>30116603It's like how Fedoras and Katanas got their status. It's not the item itself, it's the type of person attached to it.
Rolled 64>>30116580Fuck that, let's step it up a notch and go for the ability to outright turn into shadow somefuckinghow.
Rolled 91>>30116500Fire breathing.
Rolled 100>>30116608Ability to learn a skill by watching someone doing it.
Rolled 23>>30116582The ability to send his pain/anguish to others.
Rolled 21>>30116625And lightning breathingAt the same time
>>30116527>>30116550>>30116614>>30116619Are winners, unless a final high roll comes in while I'm posting.Next is the big one. Backstory (Bio)It's a best of the next ten rolls for this one.
>>30116634IT'S ALL NARUTOGRE
Rolled 38Fuckin' bag of holding or someshit, where our Evil Good Half-Spinosaurus Bisexual Female in a Full Black Trenchcoat/Sunglasses/Fedora can store all our Hitman/Drug Dealing goods, such as the VSS, the black Claw Blades, the bottle of Jack Daniels, the Gun that shoots swords, the Belts, and the Wallet full of condoms.
Rolled 63>>30116645>>30116634>>30116625Backstory:Sold as a kid to the wrong sort of people, got away by the skin of her teeth by sacrificing the only friend she could ever make, and ended up surviving the harshest elements.It made her cold, bitter, alone, and horny for the bisexual secks.She took REVENGE!, but always on the wrong people, and it always brought more shit, and more shit always leads to more revenge.She tried listening to linken park and cutting herself to escape, when a spirit animal in the form of Shadow the Hedgehog told her to join up with the adventurers.Then she rolled a fuckin' ... 13 or something on this post
>>30116634>>30116625You two trumped the shadow power and the hit-finding power.I'll post the full thing when it's all compiled.
Rolled 35>>30116645Mother was killed by some poorly-defined chaotic stupid murderer for absolutely no reason, and then she was raped and abandoned by her father.
Rolled 16>>30116645Backstory:Born into slavery in the drow kingdom, the character killed his father to gain the favor of his captors. This character then used his shadow-meld and lie detection abilities to overthrow the ruler of the house that enslaved him. He took their place and has merged seamlessly into drow society, or at least he seems to have. In reality, he is plotting to gain enough money from drug-dealing and headhunting that he can overthrow Lolth and wipe out the drow race, and all other elves for being accomplices (don't ask how or why the other elves are accomplices, we're talking about super dinosanic).
Rolled 6>>30116645Was born and beaten by parrents, killed parents after she learned to crawl by slicing their throats in thier sleep with a broken and sharpened rattles/he was then raised by his/her grandparents WHO ALSO BEAT HIM/HER!maximum edge
Rolled 14>>30116645Next poster's story but with more EDGY
Rolled 28>>30116645When they were a child she was playing hide and seek with her brother, and as she was hiding a group of people broke into her house and he watched all of her family members get brutally murdered. Since then she's sworn to track down the killers and torture them/ make them pay for what they did by any means necessary. Because of this she's not been able to grow close to anyone so when she feels the urge to bang she just finds the closest person willing, male or female. Hoping that one day the sex may let them feel something again, but it hasn't yet.
Rolled 60>>30116645Spent all day on 4chan and became DARK AND BROODING.Also no parents for whatever reason
Rolled 63>>30116645She was born when her time travelling mother went to the distant past, and fell in love with a dashing spinosaurus, the greatest of all the dinosaurs. She grew up with her mom, who took her back in time to visit her dad every weekend, because she had to focus on school during the week (her favourite subjects are art and english, and her least favourite is maths).Unfortunately her dad lived in the last days of the Cretaceous era and the meteor was coming soon. On their last visit, there was a problem with the time travelling and her mom was lost in time, and our character was flung into a magic dimension. Having lost both her parents, she was really sad, but she grew up in this magic dimension and mastered her abilities that manifested upon her arrival. Eventually she was able to return home, but there is no place in this world for a half dinosaur orphan, so she turned to crime, becoming a hitman drug dealer. When bored she uses her abilities to travel to other worlds, and that's how she got to the one that the freeform is taking place in.
Rolled 62>>30116645>>30116749Hey! Roll for the exact OPPOSITE of your story.The character HATES hide and seekHas no brothersShe broke into her OWN house, but murdered everyone CLEANLY AND EFFICIENTLY.Since then, she doesn't really give a shit, but is interested in more killing, because it's fun.She grows close to lots of people, but likes killing them. The sex feels pretty awesome, and that's why she has to kill, so the sex can never grow old and stale.
>>30116762>>30116683Tie!I'm gonna have to go with the time-travel one unless anons come up with some fair tiebreaker.
Rolled 11>>30116733>>30116749Rollan again 'cause why not.
Rolled 9>>30116762>>30116683Any way to have both? They're tied.
Rolled 14>>30116603It's because it's RARE and UNIQUE and THE BEST GUN EVER
Rolled 46>>30116791I HAVE NO STORY BUT JUST WANT TO PROVE I CAN ROLL ABOVE 50 AND IF I DONT IMMA CUT MYSELF WITH ALL THIS EDGY
>>30116603Well look at it this way, its got a built in silencer, so its stealth and murder already. But then again that's bare minimum. Now its also full auto, which means you can hose down a whole room of puppies or russian gangsters, whatever you prefer. Its also running on a slightly odd caliber bullet, which is basically a rifle round but fatter, so you can pretend its extra awesome killbullets made for your gun specifically.As if this wasnt enough, it has a scope, which means you can play into both the stone cold silent loner double triple edge sniper archetype, but coupled with the silencer you can also go super operator as fuck.It is also Russian which is basically the edgy and exotic glorious Nippon of firearms, at least for anyone who wants to edge out westerners.
Rolled 89>>30116791if x>50, first postif x<50, second post
Rolled 36>>30116791Somewhere in the backstory she was kidnapped by time-travelling Nazis in some form or fashion and had to ESCAPE BACK TO THE FUTURE.
Rolled 75into slavery in the drow kingdom, the character killed his father to gain the favor of his captors. This character then used his shadow-meld and lie detection abilities to overthrow the ruler of the house that enslaved him. He took their place and has merged seamlessly into drow society, or at least he seems to have. In reality, he is plotting to gain enough money from drug-dealing and headhunting that he can overthrow Lolth and wipe out the drow race, and all other elves for being accomplices (don't ask how or why the other elves are accomplices, we're talking about super dinosanic).
>>30116823That means the first one right?Okay, last few details guys.Name and age.Oh and 'Age look'
Rolled 20>>30116840Name .. dunno, choose someone elseAge 12Age look 18
Rolled 44>>30116834was supposed to be;She was born when her time travelling mother went to the distant past, and fell in love with a dashing spinosaurus, the greatest of all the dinosaurs. She grew up with her mom, who took her back in time to visit her dad every weekend, because she had to focus on school during the week (her favourite subjects are art and english, and her least favourite is maths).Unfortunately her dad lived in the last days of the Cretaceous era and the meteor was coming soon. On their last visit, there was a problem with the time travelling and her mom was lost in time, and our character was flung into a magic dimension. Having lost both her parents, she was sold as a kid to the wrong sort of people, got away by the skin of her teeth by sacrificing the only friend she could ever make, and ended up surviving the harshest elements.It made her cold, bitter, alone, and horny for the bisexual secks.She took REVENGE!, but always on the wrong people, and it always brought more shit, and more shit always leads to more revenge.She tried listening to linken park and cutting herself to escape, when a spirit animal in the form of Shadow the Hedgehog told her to join up with the adventurers.Then she rolled a fuckin' ... 13 or something on this post
Rolled 8>>30116840Age:Digits of dice roll swappedAge look:Last 2 digits of post number, also swapped
>>30116840Jani Rawrasaurus3253Looks 21
>>30116816Furthermore as >>30116806 said, its rare and practically made for the MDV and Spetznas, who are the edgiest secret police and special forces in the modern world respectively.
Rolled 71>>30116840Hotspine, the hundreds-of-years-old (Dinosaurs are REALLY OLD) but-totally-looks-17 Half-spinosaurus.
Rolled 26>>30116840Since >>30116866 is a combination of both, I say go with that.
Rolled 95>>30116879No, man, no.3253Looks 12.
>>30116879Fuck me, forgot to roll
Rolled 82>>30116840EDGEMISTRESSAGE: THE EDGIEST AGE (39)LOOKS LIKE: THE EDGIEST LOOKS LIKE (39)CAPITAL LETTERS: NO I'M HOLDING DOWN SHIFT KEY
Rolled 14>>30116840Letalis Spina, google translate tells me both of those are the Latin words for "Deadly Spine"
>>30116913Loli half-spinosaurus edgemistress with bullshit powers and claw blades.What the fuck are we building
>>30116840Age: totally-not-12I also vote she should hold her gun upside down and fire it with her pinky. She only ever uses knives/swords/stabbies like pic related
>>30116913Okay we have a winner.Now give me just a minute to get the bio into a working order that won't immediately get it thrown back into my face.
Rolled 39>>30116942Forgot to roll, also that is supposed to be age look, not age.New rolls:Age look: not-12Age: thirty somethinge
>>30116946How's this final edit?>She was born when her time travelling mother went to the distant past, and fell in love with a dashing spinosaurus, the greatest of all the dinosaurs.>She grew up with her mom, who took her back in time to visit her dad every weekend, because she had to focus on school during the week (her favourite subjects are art and english, and her least favourite is maths).>Unfortunately her dad lived in the last days of the Cretaceous era and the meteor was coming soon. On their last visit, there was a problem with the time travelling and her mom was lost in time, and our character was flung into a magic dimension.>Having lost both her parents, she was sold as a kid to the wrong sort of people, got away by the skin of her teeth by sacrificing the only friend she could ever make, and ended up surviving the harshest elements. It made her cold, bitter, alone and desperate for company.>She sought revenge but found out she killed the wrong people which only got her into more trouble and sent her into a spiral of depression. When she was about to give up and kill herself a dark Shadowy figure appeared before her and told her that her life had an important purpose and that she had to live.
>>30116987I can feel it lacerating my flesh from here, OP.S'good.
>>30116987A++ deserves a videogame and movie option
>>30116987Can you give us some info on the other characters so we know what we're up against?Also god speed, Edgy McEdgington, god speed.
>>30117049now we wait
>>30117049Do you think they'll actually accept this?
Rolled 97>>30117049The best.We should've made our name Sukie Redflower, though, now that I think about it.
>>30117048>>30117055Gonna be waiting a while anon. I don't even know if the dudes online right now. They're usually active until about 5 hours earlier from now.But where to begin. There's one glorious nippon who's essentially ripped straight from Naruto, basically picking and choosing the powers he thought were the coolest at the time. As far as I can tell he's the best buddy of the guy running it. He's got a sharingan but he calls it something different, and he's got two swords (only one of them is a katana) and apparently a 2 million dollar bounty on his head.There's this other guy playing essentially 'Agent 47 from the movie with wolverine regeneration'.There's one guy playing fetished up dozen tails kitsune shit bisexual female who has a dozen cookie cutter characters that are all the same. He also usually makes characters based off video games (He's got a spartan, a chick from mass effect etc).
>>30117049WHO COULD RESIST?!
>>30116271Fuck man, naw, there was more to being Evil Good than that apathy trap called Neutral. Ya gotta...Fuck, I don't have any of the images saved.Anyone help an anon out?
>>30117114Those don't sound half as bad as the abomination we made.
>>30117121>not frank edit
>>30117136>Those don't sound half as badi dunno man>fetished up dozen tails kitsune shit bisexual female
>>30117136Lemme see if I can find some screen shots.Oh and hey here you go anons, what you helped make.
>>30117136>>30117159This is a list of one of the players characters from another site (They make all the characters there and then just link them)
Rolled 11>>30117165Rolling to see if we should commit sudoku.
>>30117165I can't read this without wishing someone would writefag about it
>>30117222Nice trips, but I'd rather a drawfag at the moment
>>30117199everyone is either ancient or 16....pic related
>>30117165Anyway, thanks anons for all the help. I should catch some sleep, but if I get any feedback I'll be on around this time tomorrow to tell you all.
Rolled 1>>30117199>The fucker is literally playing Yami.>Not-Evil Dragon>I AM HUGE IF YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND, BIG STRONK LIKE RUSSIA>I'm trying to play on the ethics and nature of power and overdoing it.>I'm a level 73 witch. My hair is MAGIC.>I was a bird but now I'm a djinn except free>I like, have no idea I'm the most important person ever!>UNDER THE SEA! DARLING IT'S BETTER, DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER!>I'm the sister of the fishfucker and also LOVE AND HOPE INCARNATE.
>>30117326Fuck you, dice. Fuck you.
>>30117310>>I'm a level 73 witch. My hair is MAGIC.Totally now a Bayonetta.
Rolled 89>>30117114>He's got a sharingan but he calls it something differentSo do we
>>30117199Wait a minute.. WAIT A MINUTE. I KNOW THAT NAME..... Cynder is from The Legend of Spyro. Are you fukkin' serious.
>>30117199Lets see>Bayonetta ripoff>The king of games>That dragon from the recent spyro games>Love and hope incarnate like what >>30117310said>Artsy quoteTruly the standard we should write by
>>30117442It's >>30117310 here and not OP, I figured out that Diana is the fox lady. She's playing Ahri from League of Legends.
Rolled 35>>30117442The thing is, I'd venture a guess that what we produced, while intentionally awful in a sort of self-aware way, has more room for depth than all of the import characters.
I'm actually looking at the website in question, anyone want some samples of the QUALITY WRITING that goes on there?
>>30117506Is there any answer but yes?
>>30117506Just give us a link.
>>30117506You need to fucking ask?
>>30117506It's not like we've anything better to do but read QUALITY WRITING BY PROFESSIONAL WRITERS
>>30117506Gibbe. But make sure to run small samples through Google first to make sure nobody can look for it and spoil the fun.>>30117526Last thing we need is some White Knight shit trying to give us away if a link pops.
>>30117165I feel like this needs a portrait, i dont know how i feel about drawing it. It seems somehow more appropriate to trace some bullshit anime girl. Just for extra hack to go with that edge.
>>30117506Tell you what, I'll get some choice screenshots. Firstly of Diana and her profile. You've been warned...
>>30117594Here it is, in all its horror. Saving it as a gif fucked the quality, somehow.>>30117553Fair enough, though really if I could do it then fuck anyone can. Should be noted it wouldn't matter anyway, this is a BIG place. Like, you can piss in the pool and no one will notice because the pool is piss. So is the air.
>>30117667More. MORE! the anguished cries of fa/tg/uys demands more.
>>30117667We must delve deeper into this madness
>>30117667...OP, what the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK, OP? THIS IS ALL THE SAME PERSON. ALL OF THOSE CHARACTERS ARE MADE BY THE SAME PERSON....Thank god I'm still drunk. Fuck this life. Fuck everything.
>>30117841How does someone like this have a computer?
>>30115768Didn't /tg/ have Edgelord worked out as a class?
>>30117841Let's have an adventure, /tg/. Pick one of the MANY CHARACTERS by this person and I'll get a sample of the profile/writing.I wish I had more alcohol.>>30117866The same way North Korea can continue to exist; someone made a series of terrible, terrible mistakes.
>>30117930Alexander Blooddragon. Gotta go with the edgiest name first.
>>30117930The one playing Navi.
>>30117930>Alexander BlooddragonFucking BLOODDRAGONIS THIS REAL LIFE?
>>30117969BORN FROM A LICH!HOW DOES ONE EVEN DO THAT?
>>30117930>>30117952Gotta second Navi. What the fuck is going on with that?
>>30117950Oh God... OH GOD EMPEROR HELP ME, HE'S THE SON OF THE PHOX. SOMEONE FUCKED THE GIRL WHO LOOKS 4-YEARS OLD.
>>30117930Son of Diana JohnsonThis gon' be guud
>>30117993WAIT A GOD DAMN MINUTE; THIS SON OF A BITCH IS THE SON OF TWO ( COUNT 'EM TWO) BITCHES! AND ONE OF THEM IS THAT "PHOX"!
>>30117930>Hood naviAy yo, Link! Yo! Yo, Link! Link mah nigguh! Yea', son.Please let this be real
>>30118004>weapons from bone
>>30118004I should mention that this character shapeshifts from loli-form when he wants to make people smile (I shit you not) to fucking Arthas. And sometimes an edgy 18 year old.
>>30118004Please noIt's too early for me to start drinking
>>30118045I can feel the warp overtaking me.
>>30117952>>30118002>>30118040And now for something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
>>30118045>Where all the liches live their day to day liveWhat?
>>30118004She is 4 and looks 20!SHEISFUCKINGFOURYEARSOLD
>>30118045Jesus christThis shit is bananasI need a fucking drink
>>30118045Wait a second, did.. did the person who made demon loli 20 year old up there who got fucked when she was in the form of a 20 year old say a doctor raped BLOODDRAGON's sister when she looked 11, the guy was probably just helping her carry out a family tradition.
>>30118122>>30118092>>30118082There's no making sense of it. I can't even.
>>30118073>I know your ass heard me
>>30118073>Sassy black NaviYes. Whoever is doing that to this edgmaster shitfuck is my hero.
>>30118045Clearly this hulking monster of hate and rage will be some terrifying commander of massive armies of the undead, right?Or maybe he'll be a half-retarded jock who's a mama's boy who is on a fucking STAR DESTROYER.It's 3 years ago these are written, but for fucks sake.
>>30118233Hey are you a user on the site?Cause I am and I know the person on site
>>30118247No, I'm not, I just have google fu and not too long ago I was thinking of joining the site.Wait SHIT WE'RE DETECTED ABORT
>>30118267DONT ABORT.I need to see how this ends.
>>30118267Naw its cool.I can link you to the latest thing they did the other day with me if you want.
>>30118307Oh, well in that case shoot me an email. Just don't link shit in the thread or else white knights.In the meantime anymore requests?
>>30118045>Alexander was born the same day as his twin sister, Aurora.>born the same day as his twinFucking unbelievable
>Half-dinosaur hit man.We Miquot clan now
>>30118346He was 18 and she was 11 when the doctor tried to rape her.And their twins. So, fuck, figure it out because I can't. Did everyone miss the Star Destroyer?
>>30118326>>30118374Sent.Have fun seeing just how little they've improved.
>>30118374Only her body was eleven
>>30117667Those maximum sue 2coole misspells, that horrifically failed attempt at flowery prose, such edge.Kill me.
>>30118415HOW DOES THAT WORK.>>30118392Oh Emperor Protect. What is this shit. Names in black are our beloved Diana/Not-Arthas gal. Name removed to.. It's a dumb fucking name.
>>30118486> Going whitefaced when someone places a large orderMust be a world of pussies
>>30118486HAHA PIESHAHA LOTS OF FOODTWENTY PICKLESDIET SODA
>>30118486> Spoke in a moderate french accentwhy
>>30118511>>30118519Truly a shit world.Does the kind anon who gaveth the link mind if I post his posts? The conversation doesn't make much sense without it, though it doesn't look like she's much for... Making any fucking sense.
>>30118544Go ahead bro. I don't care.Heck I could point out a few others that did horrible things. I've posted about them on /tg/ before.
>>30118511They're probably whitefaced that one person is making it, probably scared the cooks into fearing she'd eat them too.>>30118532Because a conservative french accent is like Clouseau, and a liberal one just sounds like English.
Rolled 59>>30117165Fuck I'm lolingIt's EDGY SUE extreme with bits of random bullshit
>>30118567You do the Emperor's work, anon.How you stood the madness and survived, I'll never know.Bonus points if anyone noticed my descent into madness.
Have a horrible quick sketch of your abomination. Because I couldn't get it out of my head. You monsters.
>>30118639Just the tail? Looks a bit too human for a half-spinosaurus
>>30118628> I adore picklesCock fixation
>>30118639reminds me of Black * Rock Shooter, but classy. Is that a cane-sword?
>>30118639Will you draw me a Krieger? I need something to keep my spirits up and hope alive.
>>30118684That's Fapfic right there
>>30118652Originally there was an actual spine, but it didn't work with the hat. And if I put more effort/detail into it there would be scales/teeth/claws. Anyway, most marysues look like attractive girls with only superfluous features of their parent race anyway..
>>30118004And don't forget, he's the 18 year old son of a 4 year old.
>>30118718You don't have to tell me twice.
>>30118678supposed to be a katana. It was a very quick sketch.>>30118684I can try. What is it?
>>30118762>I will be stuck with long hair>Anywho>Enough with my feminine problemsI always thought /tg/ was kind of retarded when they wrote female characters, it always made me disconnect because it seemed like the author was writing what they think a Female would say, not what they would do. But then I read this, and I find there's a whole other level.
>>30118777A Female Death Korps of Krieg, they're an Imperial Guard Regiment.>>30118762The madness continues.
>>30118045>>30118004I can't help but keep seeing this when I read that last name. It's about as over the top too I'd say.
>>30118822Best rimjobs in the world
>>30118842Well, that was unexpected.Anon, are you here? What the fuck happened? What am I reading?
>>30118879Oh that's a different user.He um.He randomly enters a scene, has people get attacked, then never hangs around to see if he got a response.
>>30118879>A rifle flips into fire mod and sprayes napalm.My god...
>>30118879>the diner>the diner>the diner>the dinerFuck, even I know how shitty repetition is for prose.
>>30118913What the actual fuck. Goddamn, people get your shit together, is there no such thing as COURTESY? Did our hungover hero die? Did he stab the sue in defiance, shouting 'fuck your pickles you fuck' before being burned alive?
>>30118954No the scene just sort of fizzles because nobody was around to post. Or rather the other person wasn't around to post.The fact that was only five days ago really surprises me. Feels like way longer.
>freeform RP>usually just fanfic level mary sues fighting
>>30118969Huh. All well, nothing of value was lost I guess. The real question is where the fuck is the real OP going to join the madness?
>>30118987I'm not against freeform RP'ing. It's just a shame that so much of it is infested with the mary sue bullshit.
wait, guys, wasn't the setting supposed to be "medieval fantasy"? whats wth the diners, cheeseburgers and iphones?
>>30119030Representative anon here.The site hosts multiple smaller roleplays. Was probably a new one starting he was talking aboutOr.Y'know.Not and oh dear...
>>30119030Seeing how half of the characters are 3000+ years old, I suppose time passed?
>>30119026I used to have a freeform RP with a group, it was actually a lot of funMost of us were crazy cautious about power gaming and shit, we'd be like PMing eachother to ask for permission to do something that might affect another character and shit, it was pretty ok.eventually fizzled though
>>30119042Yeah, as someone who read an FAQ that's basically it. It's a huge fucking site, our OP could be in any of those sub roleplays.
>>30119058That's a shame. I read through one my brother participated in which was pretty good, in a superhero setting (aside from that one guy that felt the need to make a ninja of course).Tried running one myself, which was fun too while it lasted, but it went under due to my inexperience running such things and a writer's block that troubled me at the time.
I'm really proud of past me. He was stupid enough to join a freeform, but avoided every serious sue affliction.In a realm of demon princes, elementals, chosen ones, and last of their kind, he chose to be a simple human (earth mage) with a love of earth. No dead parents. No tragic background. Brown, short hair. Brown eyes. 5'10". Great at using stone and metal to protect. No destructive inclination. Hobby was to make necklaces from self-grown crystal formations. Consistently calm. I do admit, he made the character a bit too smart, but nobody is perfectly counter-sue at that age.
>>30117930>butchered Air Force emblemFUCKING STOP NOW I CAN'T FUCKING KNOW THESE PEOPLE RESIDE AMONG ME PLEASE
>>30119092Oh i still hang around with the group, we're playing a D&D game through pathfinder now
>>30119042>>30119061Thanks for clarifying based anons, i will go back to lurking now
>>30119094A proper wizard.
>>30119122I mean through roll20pls brain
>>30119092Though it pains me to admit that I probably made a semi-sue too. He was a guy that could turn himself into basically the T-1000, but in an attempt to balance the bullshit I made him weak to cold that would solifidy him, and specifically put in a glass cannon freezing villain to counter him.Oh, and dead parents, took in by industrial millionaire who formed a superhero team and basically paid my character to be a full-time superhero.I'm kinda ashamed for this. Didn't really realise not every hero needs dead parents as a backstory back then.
>>30119122Well we did have a guy that was horribly sueish. He had an accident involving SCIENCE which killed/displaced his wife, emotionally stumped him and let him control all matter around him.At the beginning when the recruiting for the superhero team started I tried getting him on board in several ways but he emotionlessly refused them all. Which defeats the point of the RP when it was going to be ABOUT a superhero team.
God's sake, send in MetaQuestYes I know, it's the lesser evil. SEND IT
>>30117114Any word yet, Edgemaster?
>>30118822Here's a quickie, for your services to the thread. Apologies for my mediocrity.
>>30119279Bless you, anon, I shall treasure it as they cart me away to the madhouse.
How in the world is this not already in this thread.
>>30119094Only had one offensive power (and that was because everyone else bitched about how he only had defense and passive abilities) and that power was petrification of anything he could touch. Hilarious shenanigans came from that power and little me never used it offensively (as it was intended).Best story involved another character attempting to stab him with their super special sword. It petrified and shattered against his stone hide. (We had a kinda dm who was completely neutral and settled disputes. He was ridiculously chill.) Of course, other player bitched and dm flat out said, "You all made him take this skill. It clearly said he could petrify anything he touched, and he touched that blade all right. Deal with the consequences." The butthurt was pleasing to little me.Anyone want more stories of the whimsical adventures of an earth mage that didn't belong?
>>30119358Haha, sounds awesome.
>>30119358We seem to have run out of terribad fanfic RPs, soYes.
>>30119414Last one, I'm out for today. Peace.
>>30118777Make it a shikomizue just for lulz and make the character classy
>>30119466Thank you anon, for the cringing experience you've brought us.
Chris Riddel/Paul Stewart ought to sue the site for ripping off their books
>>30119499I ONLY DO MY DUTY THAT THE EMPEROR DEMANDS.I'M IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I'M IN A DREADNOUGHT NOW. READING THAT NEARLY KILLED ME. GOOD NIGHT, TINY SERVANT OF THE EMPEROR.
>>30119512OhohoGenuinely good one, anon
He wears black and everywhere he goes he steals gold rings. And fedoras
Official theme song----> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nqcL0mjMjw
>>30119358Our little rag-tag group (I had made up with Mr. Shanky with a placating gift of crystal necklace and a new sword hewn from a spar of crystal) was facing the diabolical, malevolent, wicked, dastardly mother of one of our number. She was pretty much the literal living embodiment of evil (the edge...).Everyone falls due to her feeding on their rage and angst. All excluding the valiant hero destined to slay his twisted mother, and Mr. Earthy himself (due to lack of rage and great defenses). She turns to strike down Mr. Earthy personally before facing her son in glorious 1v1. He holds out one of his crystal necklaces in the way of her strike. Now, Mr. Earthy could heal through crystals. Imagine what happened when that unstoppable entity of evil touched a crystal of pure, healing energy. The crystal shattered, and she turned into a great big ball of light.Great rage was had from the person who was supposed to strike down the mother. It may seem dickish, but we all agreed on the rules of light and dark energy before we started.
>>30119058I used to run a freeform back when I was in early high school. Basically, the characters all abruptly discovered they'd been made the living phylacteries, so to speak, for a cabal that consisted of their time-hopping now-lich descendants who had not been counting on running into a prior owner of the body (the spell they used having been intended to replace the original soul in the meat outright), so nobody actually started with unreasonable powers. They went around unearthing conspiracies, choosing sides, etc., and each character got a different kind of unusual degree of skill as distinct from the NPCs but remained pretty reasonable with each other, and we all checked what we were doing so heavily that by the end it was more a play-by-post collaborative novel than a freeform RP. One person was basically "ALL FIRE ALL THE TIME" while another guy basically took "Gun" as his superpower and went around being Wizard Operative. I still talk with several of the people I met through it. It ended after several years of running with a full-scale invasion of China by magical forces.Elsewhere you had things like what a casual revisit has shown to be a freeform RP about being the kids of the Death Eaters from Harry Potter. There is at least one character named Raven so I'm assuming it's going to be as bad as it sounds.
>>30119466This post is the best and I want to high-five the person who wrote it.
>>30119693They're the same person responsible for all the other posts post-edgy completion
>>30119654>>30119358The thing I've noticed about edgemasters is that they never thing outside the edge.They don't think about doing things practically, and then applying their edge, they go in with the edge and demand everything work around it.Good form in outmaneuvering them
>>30119654I just remembered one better than Mr. Shanky getting his comeuppance.Mr. Earthy ended up designing armor for everyone on a whim. Every character had to have a weakness (we thought that made people balanced. Lord forgive me... Mr. Earthy's happened to be fear of heights. Little me was not particularly creative in that instance.) Half-demon hero couldn't stand to touch gold (think kryptonite). Beautiful pagan witch (beauty was emphasized excessively) had an unbreakable staff she had to channel through. Disgraced angel couldn't use any holy powers when an evil symbol was near him.Little me loved Batman. Little me also liked to think like Batman. Little me laced the half-demon's armor with a layer of gold on the inside hidden beneath a layer of iron that could be easily shifted away by an individual who happened to be an earth mage. Designed the witch's vambraces with decorations that could serve to completely immobilise her hands and lock them in an open position on Mr. Earthy's whim. Guess who could mold dark symbols into the angel's armor with naught but a gesture?Batman tier contigencies. Only used them once, but the response was glorious. They'd all decided to do something stupid, amd Mr. Earthy was having none if their neutral evil shenanigns. DM sided with me in the moment, but I knew I'd have to let them go, and there was no way they'd continue wearing them. It was worth it though. I did get commeuppance in the form of a visit to a temple on a steep cliffside.
>opskeleton.jpgI wonder when we'll see the results of our crimes.
>>30118004>calikineticsfor passin the dro yo