>What is this?Saiyan Story is a series of Choose Your Own Adventure threads in which you play the part of a Saiyan Warrior. Decisions are made by vote, with the option to earn the most in a fifteen minute interval winning. In the event of a tie, there will be five minutes to vote between the competing options.http://pastebin.com/EBPnZfRz power levels and abilities>StatsPower Level: 40,000,000Health: ExcellentKi: 100%>RecapYou attempted a mental link with Salta, trying to find out what her and Vegeta were up to in a locked room together. Her response was irritated, telling you not to interrupt. You spoke with Huhn-tresh for a short while, and both Vegeta and Salta emerged from the room. The four of you decided to visit a museum, and you travelled to Capsule Corp to look up some good local ones. While there, you had a strange sort of vision in which you were slain by a pair of horrifically powerful figures who's energy you could not sense. You begin to suspect that they are not 17 and 18, and now have gone to the museum.
You stand at the entrance to the West City Museum of World History, a massive building with banners advertising its various exhibits hanging from it. You are all wearing disguises, dressed up fairly well, as according to Vegeta, Bulma has mentioned that humans dress nicely when visiting these places. You and he are in simple suits, Salta is in a short black dress, and Huhn-tresh is in her normal clothes, refusing to wear something as "impractical" as a dress."Well, it looks like the two main exhibits today are on warfare and technology" Salta says."If I want to know anything about tech, all I need to do is talk to one of the scientists we live with" Vegeta says.>A. Warfare exhibit>B. Technology exhibit>C. Say something>D. Something else
>>30083111>C"Why not both? Might be cool for Huhn-Tresh to see how humans got where they are tech-wise, and who knows, maybe you'll see something on Bulma's family. If that turns out to be boring, then we can move on to warfare."
>>30083196Works for me
>>30083355>>30083219>>30083196"Why not visit both?" you ask. "Might be cool for Huhn-tresh to see how humans got where they are tech-wise. And who knows, maybe we'll see something on Bulma's family. If that turns out to be boring, then we can move on to warfare."Vegeta grumbles to himself and Salta sighs. "Alright" she says.You buy your tickets and head into the tech exhibit. There are models, illustrations, films and photos of countless inventions throughout history, from telephones to television, to the more recent inventions such as capsules, pods, and space ships.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30083471>A"It's weird that nobody else in the damn galaxy thought of capsules... it's also awkward that you can kind of see the point where we showed up.""Though I haven't seen the muffin button anywhere, either, so it's obvious they've missed the best parts.""So, warfare time?"
>>30083471Hey.Hey Somnius.I found out what Raditz would look like as a Super Saiyan.http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=dS7tg2PZCR4#t=159
>>30083471Wow, now I understand that many things I take for granted, wouild have been luxury without these inventions.Gravity rooms, the new armorsuits, the muffin machine, healing pods. incredible.
>>30083553>>30083654"It's weird that nobody else in the damn galaxy thought of capsules..." you comment. "It's also awkward that you can kind of see the point where we showed up.""We're pretty amazing" Salta comments. "Just us living here makes history.""Though, I haven't seen a muffin button anywhere, so it's obvious they missed the best parts" you comment. "So, warfare time?"Suddenly, an announcement comes over the loudspeaker."Attention patrons, the esteemed Doctor Briefs will be unveiling his newest invention in two minutes!" the announcement says.>A. Go see the invention>B. Warfare exhibit>C. Something else
>>30083566>http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=dS7tg2PZCR4#t=159God that game sucked
>>30083927>A"Huh. That's a thing."
>>30083963I only actually played the Gameboy legacy of goku games, those were pretty good.
>>30084023Legacy of Goku 2 is greatest DBZ game
>>30084030I liked the Budokai Tenkaichi games, and Battle of Z is pretty good.
>>30084030Hell yeah, love that thing. Played that thing to death.
>>30083927>A. Go see the invention
>>30083945>>30083969"Huh, that's a thing" you comment as the four of you go to watch Doctor Briefs give his presentation."Ladies and gentlemen, I thank you for being here as I unveil one of the most incredible inventions in the history of the planet Earth" Briefs begins. "I give you....THE MUFFIN BUTTON!"He unveils a red button."What does it do?!" some idiot in the audience shouts."Allow me to demonstrate" Briefs replies, pressing the button.A muffin appears in front of it. Briefs presses it again, and again, and again, and again, creating legions of muffins, which he then proceeds to throw into the audience."You get a muffin, you get a muffin! Everybody gets a muffin!" he shouts as he throws muffins to the cheering crowd.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30084265>A"HEY, DOC! THROW SOME OF THAT GOODNESS OUR WAY!">BReceive snacks, head on over to the warfare exhibit.
>>30084357"HEY, DOC! THROW SOME OF THAT GOODNESS OUR WAY!" you shout, and in answer, several muffins come flying your way.You each catch two and enjoy the delicious snacks, heading for the warfare exhibit. Suddenly, you hear a familiar voice."Well, this is unexpected" the voice says. You turn around to find Bulma looking at you, wearing a dark blue dress. "You all came to my father's presentation?""That's exactly why we're here!" Vegeta lies.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30084661>A"We even dressed up for the occasion."Then give them a little space, maybe move on to warfare with Salta and Huhn-Tresh.Frank is the best wingman.
>>30084661Actually, we're just showing huhn-tresh around. Thought the museum might be nice.
>>30084701I support this.
>>30084842>>30084760>>30084729>>30084701"We even dressed up for the occasion" you add. Bulma grins. "You are all the best!" She puts an arm around Vegeta and smiles, giving him a kiss.You decide to give them some space, taking Salta and Huhn-tresh to the warfare exhibit, which is full of countless weapons and battle diagrams. Everything from swords and spears to submarines and submachine guns.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30085079>A"Almost disturbingly creative.""So, Salta, what was up earlier? The drama is simply KILLING me."
>>30085079go look up the biggest wars/battles in human history
>>30085136"Almost disturbingly creative" you comment.Salta and Huhn-tresh examine each weapon critically, discussing with one another which would be the most useful in different scenarios."So, Salta, what was up earlier?" you ask. "The drama is simply KILLING me."She snorts. "You want to discuss this in public? With humans everywhere?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30085480>A"Not knowing what you talked about, I have no idea. But I guess that reaction gives me a hint.""So, what do you think about human weaponry so far? I saw one sword that bent like a whip. That was unusual."
>>30085638"Not knowing what you talked about, I have no idea" you tell her. "But I guess that reaction gives me a hint."She nods. "Good perception.""So, what do you think about human weaponry so far?" you ask. "I saw one sword that bent like a whip, that was unusual."She shrugs. "Most of it is really basic and pretty useless against more than one opponent. These bomb things do a lot of damage but they're much weaker than even a simple energy blast. Plus, they apparently are expensive.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30085840>A."When they fight they're more focused on groups, and group tactics, than solo combat. Most humans can't overpower multiple opponents afterall"
>>30085840>A"I guess they make do with what they have.""So, Huhn-Tresh, what's your take on humanity now? I'm curious."
>>30086093Then this part about Huhn-Tresh >>30086124
>>30086021>>30086093>>30086124>>30086154"When they fight they're more focused on groups and group tactics" you point out. "Most humans can't overpower multiple opponents, after all. Huhn-tresh, what's your take on humanity now? I'm curious.""These humans seem t spend their entire existence trying to find creative ways for them to have to work less, and find ways to make killing each other take less effort" she responds.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30086257>A. And that concept is known as efficiency. Humans used to be horribly violent creatures with such constant infighting that at times their very existence was at risk. A few hundred of some of those bombs could scour the surface of the Earth clean. And so they've had to move on to more peaceful means of living, and generally that leads to an increase in the arts and scientific research. It may not be for everyone, but it certainly seems to be working for them.
>>30086257>A"And yet they spend so much effort to try and make their lives easier, and have created devices so effective at killing each other that using them becomes unthinkable. I don't understand it either, but I'm interested to see where they go from here.""So, shall we go back to Capsule Corp now? Start getting the gang together, maybe give Salta a chance to catch me up in private?"
>>30086257>A."They use tech to get stronger, to make up for their natural weakness. It's not like they don't want to get stronger, it's just that their plateau is on a really low level.Imagine a normal human fighting a dinosaur without some weapon"
>A. >>30086367>B. >>30086410>C. >>300864175 minutes
>>30086592I still like mine to>A. >>30086367
>>30086751>>30086798Anyone wanna be a tie breaker here? Or can we merge them somehow Som?
>>30086751>>30086798>>30086630>>30086632I'm noticing a pattern here
>>30086838If Mathrian is one, and I'm one, and the other anon is one...
>>30086838tiebreaking for A
>>30086862Well, alright then. B it is.
>>30086869Lol So where does EMT's vote leave us SOM?>>30086900
>>30086862There's me. Or am I "other anon"?
>>30086930Also wtf happened to my trip
>>30086930Well, I'd have already voted B again had I been paying attention.So I think SOM should just go with what he decided.
>>30086410>>30086632>>30086798>>30086862"And yet they have expended so much effort to try and make their lives easier, and have created devices so effective at killing each other that using them becomes unthinkable" you sum up. "I don't understand it either, but I'm interested in seeing where they go from here. So, shall we go back to Capsule Corp now? Start getting the gang together, maybe give Salta a chance to catch me up in private?"Huhn-tresh nods. "Very well.""Yes, please, I can't wait to get out of this dress" Salta comments.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30087020B.Raise an eyebrow with a shit-eating grin at Salta. Say nothing.
>>30087020But you look great in that dress
>>30087079ummm... once again wtf tripcode. its me.
>>30087048>>30087079>>30087209You say nothing, but raise an eyebrow at Salta, a shit-eating grin plastered on your face.Salta rolls her eyes, a smirk on her face. "Later."Huhn-tresh says nothing.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30087020"Neither can I.">Salta glares"Oh don't look at me like that, you walked right into that one!"
>>30087334>B. Head back to Capsule Corp
Guys guys guys.We need to buy a plasma-screen TV and Instant Transmission it to Guru to make up for taking Nail to be Arey's assistant.
>>30087427>>30087405The three of you head back to Capsule Corp, Vegeta staying behind with Bulma. You land outside of the building and head inside. Salta immediately goes to her room to change out of her dress. Huhn-tresh stands quietly in the lobby, earning some odd looks from employees.>A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Go to Salta's room.
>>30087656>A"Come on. No need to stand out here like strangers.">BTake Huhn-Tresh back to one of the rooms our family uses to wait for Salta. Not a bedroom.
>>30087722Sounds good to me
>>30087722>>30087799"Come on" you say to Huhn-tresh. "No need to stand out here like strangers."The two of you go to the section of the building inhabited by your family. You settle in the living room and wait for Salta. Huhn-tresh seems curious about what the giant screen in front of her is.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30087947>BExplain nothing. Turn on the news.
>>30087947>B. Turn on the tv. News is fine
>>30087947>B. Turn on the MMA
>>30087947Turn on the news, be prepared to replace TV. You know those wacky saiyans.
>>30087985>>30088001You explain nothing, but simply turn on the television, flipping it to a news channel."Everything is horrible!" the newscaster announces. "We are all going to die! Here are today's ten things that somehow are the end of the world despite seeming like really not a big deal to any rational person!"You change to a different news channel."Everything is perfect, nothing bad is happening anywhere" the newscaster says. "Here are some pictures of puppies."You change the channel again."This is WNN" the newscaster says. "We are standing in front of the Burger King in central West City, where a customer has just entered. We do not yet know what the customer is ordering but...hold on...WE HAVE JUST RECIEVED CONFIRMATION THAT THE CUSTOMER IS ORDERING A BIG MAC. Wait...hold on...false alarm, we jumped the gun...I have just informed that Burger King does not sell Big Macs.""Turn that crap off" Salta says as she enters the room, wearing her battle armor once more.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30088251wowsomeone hates news outlets
>>30088251Yeah it's pretty shit.Wanna watch some fights? This thing can show fights.
>>30088251>BTurn it off.>A"Huhn-Tresh seemed interested in what it did.""So, what's up?"
>>30088251Throw the remote at the TV."Oops, it slipped. Everybody uses the internet nowadays anyway, so no big loss.""So are you going to tell me what's up or am I going to have to play 20 questions?"
>>30088317I understand Fox, but CNN is usually pretty solid.Usually.
>>30088356Eh, sometimes they rush so much to report first that they fuck up information
Rolled 20>>30088373>>30088371True. Compared to the other stations though?
>>30088437Bah. That's like comparing games for the Xbone when you've got a perfectly functioning Snes, PC, and PS2 next to you.
>>30088453We don't have the news station equivalents of the Snes, PS2 or PC though. We gotta put up with the okay Xbox games over the shitty ones.
>>30088497I understand completely and I am sad.
>>30088437A mouse turd compared to a huge pile of dragon dung doesn't make the mouse turd any less shit.When a fucking comedian is more balanced and informative than 'real' news outlets, you have a fucking problem.Take me away from this unclean flesh, my lord.
>>30088320>>30088330You turn the television off."Huhn-tresh seemed interested in what it did" you explain. "So, what's up?""Well, I figure you want me to explain what Vegeta and I were talking about" Salta tells you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30088549>A. I would like that. So what were you two talking about?
>>30088526I'd still rather deal with the mouse turd then the pile of dragon shit. And yes, news reporting in America is all shit, no one is denying that here. It's just that some shits are easier to deal with than others.
>>30088549>A"You're not wrong."
>>30088549Might as well. So what's happening?
>>30088549"So are you going to tell me, or do I have to go on a quest first?"
>>30088588This. It's the right mix of frustration and patience.
>>30088675>>30088588"You're not wrong" you respond."Nobody likes a smartass" Salta comments. "Anyway, Vegeta requested I undertake a rather important task. As you know, there are probably many Saiyans spread across the galaxy. Vegeta asked me to head a secret project to locate them and bring them back to the new Saiyan Empire.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30088848>A"Three questions. Why you, why "secret", and how?"
>>30088848Why secret, how can I help, and what should I do if some of them would prefer freedom to unity?(OOC: The Goku in this universe, did he progress pretty much the same as Goku in DBZ Canon, or did we fuck with that somehow?)
>>30088914He is our son's best friend and on good terms with Raditz, and Grandpa Gohan didn't die.
>>30088934Grandpa Gohan being alive would change a lot of things, I suppose.I guess the Saiyan crew are mostly interested in protecting or at least tolerating Earth while we're here.
>>30088954Pretty much, the Briefs family took you in when you arrived here, and Vegeta is in a relationship with Bulma. So, you protect Earth, even though you only care about a few people on it
>>30088996Well I guess they need Earth to live.Might as well deal with it.I notice very little mention of Piccolo and Freeza. They ded?
>>30089018Piccolo was never freed, Frieza died like a bitch.Like. A. Bitch.
>>30089018Piccolo was never freed and you brutally murdered Frieza. Cooler was killed by Salta, Spina, and Fita, and you completely fucked up King Cold before killing him
>>30089054Well, time to collect a bunch of Saiyans. What's this plan, how do we enact it, what if there's resistance, and why secret?>>30089064Thanks for the recap, boss.
>>30089064Yeah, I almost felt bad about that. If Cold had a bladder, taking out a big chunk of his brain like that probably made him lose control of it.Pathetic.
>>30089085he deserved it
>>30089009>>30088884"Three questions" you tell her."Go ahead" she replies."Why you?" you ask."Well, Vegeta sees me as one of the most capable people in our little group" she tells you. "And as he put it, I'm 'Part of the future of the Saiyan people without having lost touch of the past'. Basically, he feels I have enough of the old Saiyan warrior in me to interact well with other Saiyans, while at the same time still being one of you guys.""Second, why secret?" you ask."Let's just say there are certain individuals Vegeta doesn't trust, and he doesn't want them knowing specifically what we're doing" she explains. "Too much is at stake to risk them sabotaging it.""And finally, how?" you ask."That will be the hard part" she admits. "I'm going to be given a large ship with a dozen space pods, so that there is space and transport for the Saiyans I find while we search for other Saiyans. As for how I will locate the Saiyans, I have a good hunch where to start.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30089173>A. Well I would like to join you, for now at least. Now we can go to space mexico as Anime called it
>>30089173Where are our options?If you want, I'll help a cluster of planets. We can probably get things together faster that way.
>>30089173"But I don't want you to leave"
>>30089173>A"Three more questions have come to mind even in the time it took to answer those. Who doesn't Vegeta trust, how do you plan to abuse IT so you don't end up pulling a me and leave our family behind for months at a go, and how can I help?"
>>30089173>ShipYou can just IT with them
>A. >>30089206>B.>>30089216>C.>>30089229>D.>>30089230Vote 5 minutes
>>30089437>>30089230"Three more questions have come to mind even in the time it took to answer those" you tell her.She nods. "Ask.""Who doesn't Vegeta trust?" you ask.Salta gives you a surprised look. "Really? You don't know? Who, out of the people we commonly associate with, has given us DAMN good reason not to trust them?""How do you plan to abuse Instant Transmission so you don't pull a me and leave our family behind for months at a go?" you ask."Simple, if I go, I can teleport between Earth and the ship very easily" she tells you."And, how can I help?" you ask.She smiles. "Well, if I do leave, I'm trusting you to look after our family, especially our children. I believe what you say about visions of threats to the Earth. At least one of us should be here to face them, don't you think?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30089555>A"I can think of any NUMBER of people Vegeta might not trust, for a variety of reasons.""Anyway, if you think this is something you need to do, I'll support you any way I can. As always."
>>30089555Why can't the kids come WITH US? They're part of the Saiyan race. We're uniting the Saiyan race. Surely they're a part of the Saiyan race which we should unite.
>>30089555I think I should talk to Vegeta
>>30089608You did read her last sentence right? And how the ship was big enough for her and whatever saiyans she could find, not for her, your entire family, and then whatever saiyans she could find.
>>30089555>Salta gives you a surprised look. "Really? You don't know? Who, out of the people we commonly associate with, has given us DAMN good reason not to trust them?""Vegeta can be quite paranoid, so no, you need to be more specific.17 and 18? Fita? Nappa? Fluffy?"
>>30089606>>30089739Yeah, this right here
>>30089739>>30089606>>30089762It's Fita's parents
>>30089775Then why would he talk to Salta on Mars?
>>30089762>>30089739>>30089606"I can think of any NUMBER of people Vegeta might not trust, for a variety of reasons" you tell her. "Vegeta can be quite paranoid, so you need to be more specific. 17 and 18? Fita? Nappa? Fluffy?"She sighs and holds your shoulders, staring you in the eyes. "Okay, think CAREFULLY now. I said, who has given US damn good reason not to trust them. Who do we work with that has made actual aggressive acts against us in the past? And before you go with a stupid guess, no, I am not referring to Fita or Fluffy.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30089848>A"Only thing that comes to mind are Fita's parents."
>>30089848Well I feel like an idiot now... Fita's parents. Let's go talk to Vegeta
>>30089848>A."It's Nappa, yeah?"YOU DUMB IDIOTS IT'S NAPPAAAAAA
>>30089848"Fitas parents? Well if he's paranoid about them, then why did he talk to you in the base on Mars?""But seriously, stop with this 'this should be obvious to you' crap. You do know how dense I can be, right? Even I know that, and I'm a fucking idiot."
>>30089943He's never lifted a finger against us. We had a scrape with Raditz waaay back in the day, but that's the only one of the three stooges we've ever fought.
>>30089982Aggressive acts do not mean battle, necessarily. He's provoked 17 and 18 multiple times and he's lucky they never killed him.
>>30089982is nappa still in a coma?i wish that one of these days he comes out of a coma and we end up with Abridged Nappa because of all the head injuries
>>30089998Compared to psychics who tried to mind-control us all, and sent Fita after us when that failed? The ones who have actually abducted Saiyan children in the past?
>>30090025They completely failed to do so, and having an angry 17 and 18 would be a Very Bad Thing.
>>30090014I wonder how Vegeta would react to that
>>30089908>>30089916>>30090046"Only thing that comes to mind are Fita's parents" you tell her.She nods, releasing your shoulders. "Yes, them. Now, before you ask something like "if he didn't trust them, why did he talk to them on Mars?", I'll answer it for you. Vegeta has been staying on Mars because he really doesn't trust leaving those two without someone keeping an eye on them. He is really irritated that we left them alone on Mars for eight years with nothing more than a few vague projects to keep them occupied.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30090176I should stay on Mars for a while, since I'm the only one that can resist their mental powers, and I'm sure Vegeta could use a break from playing martian baby sitter. I'll talk to him, see what he thinks
>>30090176>A"It makes some sense. I just assumed they'd still be too terrified of me to try anything stupid. Come to think of it, that mind control bullshit they tried could be bad... alright, I guess I understand what's going on now. Thanks.""So it seemed you had a question for me as well, when I stepped up on 17 and 18's behalf."
>>30090547>>30090535>>30090266"it makes some sense" you admit. "I just assumed they'd still be too terrified of me to try anything stupid. Come to think of it, that mind control bullshit they tried could be bad...alright, I guess I understand what's going on now. Thanks. So, it seemed you had a question for me as well when I stepped up on 17 and 18's behalf.""Yeah, why did you say "especially 18" wouldn't hurt us?">Any questions before we conclude?Next update tomorrow afternoon or evening. Everyone have fun?
>>30090591>"I likced her bals"
>>30090591Nope. It was fun as usual. and heres the archivehttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Somnius
>>30090591well, time to face the music guys
>>30090610Thanks Mathrian>>30090678Hmm...any requests for the music next thread?>Any more questions?
>>30090709i asked a few threads ago but didnt get a response; do the girls enjoy the group sex or do they think its weird/awkward?do any of them get off on watching us do another wife?
>>30090817AwkwardNo>Any more questions?
>>30090678Nah we can smooth this over. Explain that we got to know her as a friend, as opposed to 17 who keeps to himself. Just gotta be real careful on the wording.
>>30090906Why beat around the bush? It's clear we're almost exactly where we once were with Fita: close friends who can already see where things are kinda headed, but are holding back because Frank already has a family to consider, and neither party wants to fuck that up. It's just that unlike with Fita, Salta, Spina, and Fita don't know 18 as well as we do.It's the exact same with Huhn-Tresh.
>>30090817Well two of them are sisters, so that's a thing.I assume group cuddling happens with some frequency.
>>30091214It does on occasion, yes. Nobody minds cuddling
>>30091468Hey, sometimes you just need a good cuddle, and you'd rather not wait in line.So how accurate is that comparison between 18 and Huhn-Tresh now, and Fita from when we were going into the Time Chamber?
>>30091574You're not as close with 18 as you were with Fita at this point. Huhn-tresh has always felt attraction to you but realized early on that it most likely would not work out and would really only cause trouble.>>30091568I am sorry, anon.>Anything else?