>This is a one-shot! Please bear with me as I will do my best to provide illustrations with every post. Mostly.You are a ranger. You are one of the few picked out from a selection of DOZENS who volunteered to lay down their lives keeping Russia safe from giant monsters called Kaiju.You are a ranger, and your Jaeger - a man-made monster to kill other monsters - is the strongest and most powerful one ever built.If only it would actually work half of the time.
>3 AM> Big Skull Jaeger Base> Russian CoastlineIt is early morning. You are sleeping very soundly, the sleep of people who are very tired and who had not been sleeping well for two months already.It is warm and stifling inside your shared quarters with your partner ranger, but that is how you like it. Simply because it is always cold outside. Very cold.It is here that you hear beeping. An annoying beeping.[1/2]
>>30076878This is unbelievable. It has only been ten minutes since you actually fell asleep.Or at least it feels like it. You try and open your eyes.[2/3]
>>30076854the most exciting... wut. i am curious and aroused
>>30076887You look around blearily to see what the hell is making that noise....Ah. It is that...radio-thing the Operations Director gave you.To make sure you can never ever sleep peacefully, ever.Apparently it is announcing that there is a call waiting for you. Damn it. Damn it all to fucking hell.Before you answer it, though, you must decide.Are you a boy, or are you a girl?A girl.A boy.It is a mystery. No one knows.
>>30076913We are a MANI want to see Deculture draw guys for once. Manly guys.
>>30076913>[x]It is a mystery. No one knows.Is trained to kill kaiju, da? What matters which gender is?
>>30076913>It is a mystery. No one knows.
>>30076913>[X]It is a mystery. No one knows.Ambiguity, go.
>>30076913[X] It is a mystery. We are too hungover to know.>>30076854>This is a one-shot!Is that a fact now?
>>30076913[X] a boy.
>>30076913>[X]It is a mystery~
>>30076955Decu claimed it was previously.Since I don't care about Pacific Rim I hope it is, MGNQ gets enough delays as it is.
>>30076913>[X]It is a mystery. No one knows.just to make things interesting
>>30076972Decu runs MGNQ about twice a week. a few delays are worth it.
>>30076913> [x] A boy.
>>30076913[X]It is a mystery. No one knows.
>>30076913>[x]It is a mystery. No one knowsTrap or reverse trap?
>>30076996eh even if the quest is good. i would like to focus on one at a time
>>30076913[X]A boy.Yo Decu, we still abiding by the usual MGNQ time-limit on votes for this thread, given it's a one-shot?
>>30076920You are a boy. No, a MAN.But you are always being mistaken for girl because you are short and wiry. Despite being very strong and very good with your fists. And also being a Ranger for great, glorious Cherno Alpha.You tried correcting everyone but you gave up a long time ago. Now you just ignore them. Maybe punch them if they are being too annoying.You are still very sleepy, but you get up from bed.Radio thing is beeping to your right. Your partner ranger is snoring very heavily to your left.Igh...cannot you get rest anymore? Is this what being a ranger is all about?You were promised money. Lots of money. Enough money to choke a bear.And lots of time to sleep in.But no. It has always been training. Simulations. And more training.And the occasional tune-up whenever Cherno Alpha breaks down, which is really more than just occasional. But the Operations Director does not like it when that happens.Anyway. You are up. What do you do?Answer call.Give partner a kick or two before answering.
>>30076913[X] It is a mystery. No one knows.It better be a double-blind, triple-reverse trap.
>>30077029I want to see a chibi Cherno holding up a "Voting period is over!" sign,
>>30077029Yep! 15 minutes, unless there's really a huge landslide vote.
>>30077040>[x]Give partner a kick or two before answering.
>>30077040Kick partner, let partner answer call. Is their turn.
>>30077040[X]Give partner a kick or two before answering.
>>30077040>[X]Give partner a kick or two before answering.
>>30077040[X]Give partner a kick or two before answering.This is meta
>>30077040> [x] Answer call.
>>30077040This isn't prompted, but I would like our name to be SASHA. Every wiry, short and tough kid from the former Soviet Bloc I've ever met has been named Sasha.Besides, it's a gender ambigous name, being the diminutive form of both Alexander and Alexandra.And it's the name of Heavy's gun.
>>30077040[X] give partner a kick or two before answering.
>>30077040>[x]Give partner a kick or two before answering.call is important, partner needs to wake
>>30077040>[X]Give partner a kick or two before answering.>>30077082I can get behind this
>>30077040> mistaken for a girl> punches people for calling him girly> pilots a giant robotWe're Kamille, aren't we?
>>30077040Give partner a kick or two. We operate as a team, we should answer this together.
>>30077040>[x]Give partner a kick or two before answering.Wake his/her ass up so you don't have to repeat whatever the call's about later.
>>30077097Hat! Can we badger you to whip up quickie chibi-Jaeger "VOTING PERIOD OVER" signs like >>30077046 suggested, or are ya too busy/tired/don't feel like it right now?
>>30077112You forgot>[ ]Genuflect
>>30077040>Give partner a kick or two before answering.As writer of that Cherno Alpha playtest a few weeks back I endorse this quest.
>>30077113I'm at work. My laptop and tablet are at home so I sadly can't do this even if really want to. Here's a Cherno doing the Gigantor pose that I drew last year though. Sorry
The ops director is going to be glorious motherland mother figure. ~ara araWhat will our partner be? Glorious Brick House Tomboy with a slight dash of shy girl?
>>30077172>Operations Director Balalaika
>>30077040[x] answer call
>>30077195So, he's not one of a pair of twins, say?
>>30077156I don't know if I'll ever be able to get over my disappointment.Nah, work's important, 's all good. Sweet Cherno, though!>>30077195Votes were over as of Hat's last post, man. 15 minute time period.
[X]Give partner a kick or two before answering.Because the fucker deserves it
>>30077056 >>30077061 >>30077069 >>30077071You give the huge, fat bulge underneath the blankets of the bed beside you a kick. Then another. Then another.This bastard! While you were training he has been out partying in the city all day long! And they do not even so much as chastise him when he comes back late after curfew! The last time you arrived late from quarters after running errands, you spent three weeks cleaning up the gulag! WITH A TOOTHBRUSH!After your third kick, a guttural growl erupts from underneath the covers, and then some movement......before your partner suddenly passes wind. Loudly. Disgustingly loudly.You kick him again. And again. And again.DISGUSTING. ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING, you shout at him while holding your nose. YOU TALKED TO HIM ABOUT THIS! YOUR QUARTERS HAVE NO WINDOWS, AND FAN EXHAUST IS NOT WORKING! HE IS TO STEP OUTSIDE WHEN HE IS TO DO THAT! FUCKING ANIMAL![1/2]
>>30077156I got ya coveredgoddamn MS Paint sucks with a mouse
>>30077177...there is fear waiting there...fear that inspires terrified boners and chills the soul to the core. Stare into her eyes and see the dashes dreams of a child who only wished to be a ballerina but was forced to become a soldier...wrapped in the hellish sands of the Afghan desert and spit back and discharged in her homeland scarred and broken until the men who followed her into gel found her again, and kneeled. As broken as she felt, they needed her now, they needed the monster she could be. Now in a world with monsters so big, she has to be an even greater monster and make even greater monsters of her pilots, for the sake of mankind.
>>30077240>inb4 partner is an actual bear
>>30077257you did see the OP pic Decu drew didn't you?
>>30077177It fits. Our character is basically one Russian army training, one Afghan War and one facial scar away from turning into Boris.
>>30077240More growling, more grunting, and you are nearly out of breath when you finally calm down and answer the call.Every morning. God damn."H-hello?" Huh. Strange voice. You have never heard it before. "Is this...Cherno Alpha Rangers quarters? I am sorry, I am very new, only just now recruited for office..."Ah. Another new one for the grinder. Operations Director goes through secretaries like meat.Before you reply, however, you must decide.What is your name?Sasha.Artyom.Other. (Write-in)
>>30077278>[X]Sasha.Is good name. Strong like vodka brewed in bath.
>>30077278> [x] Sasha.That sounds like a girl's name.
>>30077278>[x] ArtyomMETRO STRONK
Anonymous 02/07/14(Fri)08:46 UTC-5 No.30077308>>30077278>[x]Sashais an excellent trap name
>>30077278>[X]Artyom.Because SOMEONE should.Also[X] Morte
>>30077278Artyom or Ivan (Vanya).
>>30077334[ ] Artyom
When mistaken for a girl, we need to respond in full shouty Edward Elric fashion. It will be endearing.
>>30077373And punching people.>SASHA'S A MAN'S NAME! AND I AM A MAN!
>>30077334I like Morte, but it seems kind of late to vote for it.
>>30077396Eh, I'm sure that was the name he got given a couple of parallel universes over.
>>30077156More than enough for us to work with!>>30077244Beaten, but might as well post my attempt.
>>30077278Voting period over, folks!
15 minute voting window is closed.
I was expecting the best time of the day but I get Cherno Alpha.I am not disappointed.The MC kinda looks like Yuu.
>>30077278>delicious brown with white/blonde hair>russianWhat
[x] MurderfaceNobody will fuck with us with that name.
>>30077436Russians come in all shapes and sizes, Russia is a vast place
>>30077430>oneshot turns out to actually be Yuu's backstory>we just accidentally made our suspicions come trueI wouldn't put it past Decu.
>>30077440And yet, for all their diversity and regions, in their core language there is no word for optimism.
>>30077430>text in spoilers>during a mission, partner dead, robot destroyed, MC about to die"Contract"?>MC agrees"Wait, you weren't a girl? OH SHIT OH F-">Pinky wondering what the fuck happened
>>30077436Also, in Parallel Russia i... uh... huuuh~ ....I guess you can't really reverse a Russian reversal.
>>30077459Yeah, but what are the chances of that happening.
>>30077459>>Pinky wondering what the fuck happenedAs long as she doesn't try to fix the whole issue with Gorefather..
>>30077444Looks like someone frozen to death, so close enough>>30077449I just realized that
>>30076854drink self into coma and pass out on ice.lesson is learned to the others.
>>30077449The word optimism isn't necessary for the outlookNor is it really necessary to improve your lot, hard work is more effective than optimism
>>30077459Aaaaaaand hilarity ensues.
>>30077283 >>30077285 >>30077289 >>30077291Your name is SASHA. A man's name. Strong like vodka brewed in bath.Yes, you reply to strange voice on radio thing. They are in fact calling the Rangers' quarters. To what you owe the pleasure of such very early morning call? You do not remember scheduling one before breakfast.And if Operations Director is calling about your ranger partner stealing her vodka, you have warned her countless times not to put it in places where it can be easily stolen--"N-nyet," The voice quails tremulously. "Operations Director is calling not because of those reasons, but because there is word of Kaiju Event heading this direction." The secretary's voice lowers slightly. "She says it is very important that Cherno Alpha's Rangers must report to her at once. It is a...very complicated situation."...Ah. Well that is not too bad of a reason to be woken up, you think.Ask her if there is anything she knows about the Kaiju Event. What is its Level? Has it encountered any of the other nations' weaker, inferior Jaegers?What is this complicated situation?Thank her for the call, and get ready to make you way to the Operation Director's office. You will ask the details there.
>>30077619>What is this complicated situation?
>>30077619>Thank her for the call, and get ready to make you way to the Operation Director's office. You will ask the details there.>Wake partner up
>>30077619Why is kaiju event complicated situation? Is just matter of go out and punch kaiju to death.
>>30077619>Thank her for the call, and get ready to make you way to the Operation Director's office. You will ask the details there.KAIJU HAVE NO TIME FOR QUESTIONSWE MOVE FAST NOW
>>30077619>[X]What is complicated about Kaiju? Go where Kaiju is, punch Kaiju.
>>30077619Son of a bitch, now I read all of it in thick russian accent
>>30077610No!! This plan will not work!>>30077619What's the situation? I'll be right over.And if you're going to wear girls' nightwear stop being such a fag about it and wear the other shoulder strap. Or get Pyjamas. Pyjamas with Bears and Lions and Wolves and stuff. You know, manly sleepwear.>>30077630Cowgirl position acceptable also.
>>30077619>picWhy is Axehead so cute?
>>30077619> [x] Thank her for the call, and get ready to make you way to the Operation Director's office. You will ask the details there.Professionalism!
>>30077619>[x]Ask her if there is anything she knows about the Kaiju Event. What is its Level? Has it encountered any of the other nations' weaker, inferior Jaegers?And wake your partner up faster! It's time to punch giant monsters with nuclear powered fists!
>>30077619>[X]Thank her for the call, and get ready to make you way to the Operation Director's office. You will ask the details there.We must show initiative of manly disposition, and be reporting back to duty immediate!
>>30077619Thank her for the call, and get ready to make you way to the Operation Director's office. You will ask the details there.Start by waking up our copilot, jump up and down on them if we need to. Then make our way there with all available haste. WE HAVE A KAIJU TO FIGHT!
>>30077660Get dressed first.
>>30077647She just is.
>>30077619[x]What is this complicated situation.[x]You sound cute and timid. Piece of advice: this place will grind you up if you do not assert yourself. Don't let the director walk all over you and never let her see you cry, I have seen it happen to many.
>>30077619>[x]Thank her for the call, and get ready to make you way to the Operation Director's office. You will ask the details there.
>>30077670I do not want to be attracted to death, destruction and terror.Pls stop.
>>30077619[X] Thank her for the call, and get ready to make your way to the Operation Director's office. You will ask the details there.
>>30077619>[X]Thank her for the call, and get ready to make you way to the Operation Director's office. You will ask the details there.Time to dunk some ice cold water on our good for nothing partner.
>>30077678Yes you do.
>>30077667>implying TRUE MAN OF MOTHER RUSSIA has time for petty clothes.Is not necessity to have pants. But is helpful to showing our enemies glorious Russian manhood.But seriously, yes, we should probably be putting on the pants.
>>30077678>I do not want to be attracted to death, destruction and terror.So, you're not into women, then?
>>30077678Too bad, it is coming and not from Kaiju-tans. Hotel Moscow is around the corner.
>>30077646>what girls nightwear? This is tank top! Finest garment of sportsmen and athletes of glorious Russia! Named after tank, most manly machine! In America, also called wife beater. Because man must beat wife.
>>30077619>[x]Thank her for the call, and get ready to make you way to the Operation Director's office. You will ask the details there.also, start by[x]Wake your partner by applying a baseball bat or heavy object to his weak point. Yes, that one.
>>30077685Keep up, Anon, we established that none of us are.
>>30077689...and I'm getting stares on the bus for laughing at that so loudly, I hope you are happy comrade.
>>30077683Colossi girls better. Destroy less cities.>>30077685Dohohoho>>30077689Well wear the Tank top properly then.
>>30077642>Read post in a thick Russian accentWait, you mean you didn't read all the posts like that? Step the fuck up sempai~
>>30077689clearly, we must requisition us some proper pajamas, as befitting our station as Cherno Alpha's Rangers
>>30077697I'm not sure if I should be into women or not. On the one hand, it could be fun. On the other hand, it might lead to more extreme stuff, and I don't want to be an obnoxious heterosexual faggot.
>>30077735Evaluating worthiness of Jaeger girl.+Defends RUSSIA!+Defends vodka.-Defends Israel.Conclusion:American Jaeger girl a shit.Russian Jaeger girl is olev, waifu and tilde.
I wonder what the complication could possibly be?
>>30077732It is a lot of trouble, but it can be worth it. There's always a trade-off. Up to you, anon.
>>30078081Rabbits. Before it comes a living tide of rabbits, riding moon meteors, come to steal all our androgynous male/females.
>>30078105Apparently they are blocking deculture's attempts to post somehow with their wily rabbit waysHe has been trying to post an update for us
>>30078168hmm...perhaps he is distracted by using his new boxing skills to combat their fluffy spacial assault.Go, Deculture, you punch those moon rabbits.
>>30078168Unforgivable. Get the shotguns ready to repel the little bastards.Is it bad that now I'm imagining a watership down quest, with decu drawings of rabbits with Stalin moustaches and little waistcoats?
>>30078168At least it isn't the dreaded moon rain...
>>30078192Punching them is actually rather ineffectiveYears of making and eating mochi has made them too gooey for it to really do much to their bodies
>>30078197>I'm imagining a watership down quest, with decu drawings of rabbits with Stalin moustaches and little waistcoats?Only if you don't run it.
Actual moon rabbit thing pictured here. Yesterday.
I just hope this one shot blowing up due to connection issues doesn't get MGNQ delayed again
someone wanna archive this?
>>30078763way to early for that.
>>30078803I think we can safely say that something has int interrupted Decu and cut short this thread, may as well archive it now, if only to be a starting point for if/when he resumes
>>30078998Fucking Moon Rabbits.
Whatever it is that is making Deculture's connection so spotty for this amazing thing, it is something I do not like. I do not like it at all.
>>30077040>Ask to be a man>Decu just draws STR / Yuu once againYou even have the punching down pat.
>>30079529Decu likes his STRs. Especially Russian ones.
>>30079529>>30079559I think he's just messing with us at this point.
>>30077278>Artyom.Decu.Get on with the game already, that shit was not cheap. There's even a second one waiting after that; you'll like it, it's even more spooky!Also, get a webcam for the Library section. I want to see that terror in your eyes.
>>30079575Why do you think he took up boxing?He needs to be able to out-punch his waifu to win her heart.
>>30079529>>Ask to be a manIn my headcanon I have decided that, until proven otherwise, Sasha's mother is Ekatarina Valnikov.
>>30079733Wrong. Ekaterina died at Strauss' hands. Only Kharn remains. And she's pregnant with twins anyway.>implying any Jaeger agency worth it's salt wouldn't use fucking Kharn twins if they were availiableAnd so i'd say it's not her child with almost 99% probability.
>>30079795Parallel world, parallel Ekatarina
>>30079795What about the other Ekaterina Valnikov?
>>30079808(like the one in Crimson)
>>30079662I think he's doing the wrong training regimen, then.
>>30079795Jaeger pilots tends to be twins. Lets find out more about the sleeping pile before we make the judgement call.But I'm liking this idea that these are Kharns kids. Sasha was trained by Chiaki(after she mastered hand to hand combat from Yuu) to be use his fists.
>>30079957Dude, how have you not seen One Punch Man?
>>30079957Don't bother. It's from a shit manga.
>>30079969*sad face* no
>>30079977>Onepunch Man>shitthe fuck you say
>>30079957You seriously don't know what One Punch Man is.>>30079977>Bait
>>30079980I recommend Googling it and rectifying your lack of having read it while waiting for the thread to update.
>>30079980>*sad face* noAre you on this site for literally three minutes? Lurk moar faggot.
>>30079851>>30079991My only gripe with Onepunch man is the rate it comes out at.
>>30076854this is D, not A?
>>30080050just because I've never seen OPM doesn't mean you can call me a faggot.
>>30080132I think it's more about the *action asterisks* or whatever they're called.
>>30080132I sure as hell can for *actions*, let me guess, you were dragged in here through Decu's Twitter weren't you?
>>30080142>Internet slap fight
>>30080132Here on 4chan everyone calls each other a faggot.
>>30080132Why are you arguing when you could be reading glorious OPM? You are only hurting yourself.
>>30080163>being a newfag shitposterLurk or get shat on.
>>30077459What happens if a boy does become magical? More importantly, do they get a frilly dress too?
>>30080202I think Decu already answered this question a little while ago.
>>30080221Was the answer "Ha ha ha!"?
>>30080142no I found this while looking for something interesting you shitfucker
>>30080132>faggot.4chan's favorite term of endearment.
>>30080234No, but I can't remember what the actual answer was. I just know it was a proper answer.
>>30080221I dont think it helps me right now, if he answered the question "a while ago."
>>30080250I'm pretty sure he said something along the lines of it actually being an impossibility.
>>30080202Kyuubey turns everyone into magical girls. Doesn't matter what they were before.
>>30080269Yeah that sounds about right.
>>30080279No, that was if a girl wished to be a boy, they might grant the wish but they'd still be a girl when transformed. Anyone a boy already wouldn't get approached by an Incubator no matter what.
>>30080279Not noirverse Koobey.But then he's a relative sweety pie compared to the normal version.
>>30080269Boys cannot be magical girls. But I think Decu said something about how a girl could wish to become a boy, but they are switched from boy back into a girl when they transform.
>>30080310>>30080292So basically Natsuru?
>>30079891They aren't generally twins siblings and twins just have an easier time driftingSee Mako and Douchebag, Marshall and his copilot, the aussie father and son, Russians as an example
>>30080269I wonder if Kyuubey would make an exception if he sensed a boy who would definitely wish to be a girl?
>>30080310Well yeah, that would make perfect sense. With enough power behind it, a Wish can turn the fabric of reality into banana custard. Gender switching would be a triviality.But you'd have to be a girl in the first place to be offered a wish.>>30080331Not quite. But close.For Natsuru to count, she'd have to have been a girl originally.>>30080358As I understand it, It's not a deciscion that Koobey makes. It just... doesn't work on guys.
>>30080378It hasn't been said but the fact that no incubators contract boys is a pretty big hint I thinkDecu has mentioned that kyuubey does approach only a certain type of girl who fits a type he sees as usable though
>>30080429It was mentioned in one of the writeups that when an officio is really desperate the incubator will contract just about any girl they can find. Judging by the fact that there still don't seem to be any boys, it does seem like it just isn't possible.
>>30080539Its been about 4 hours since the last decu post. We tend to start inane or non-quest related shit after 1-2 hours.
>>30080539I'm sorry, I don't understand.
Alright, I'm not familiar with Deculture's usual thread. Should I expect this to actually go anywhere? I've been monitoring it for hours with no progress.
>>30081380Usually by now he's called it quits for the night, so I think nothing's gonna happen.
>>30081380Betting his internet crapped out or something. He's usually pretty constant at about one post an hour until he wraps.
>>30081380Unlikely. He is almost certainly asleep by now. Whatever region of the moon he calls home, its local time is almost the exact opposite of east coast American time.
>>30081380When everything's going well in MGNQ, you can usually count on a post every 40-60mins, so yeah. Thread is kind of dead-ish.Keep an eye on the twitter, though. I think he had hoped to run MGNQ this weekend.
>>30081571Didnt even get a chance to punch out giant monsters. A dayum shame
>>30082647Truly the moon rabbits have gone too far this time.
>>30082708They have taken our robots, and so we shall take their lives.We march at dawn
>>30083110And so began the Inaba Wars, a series of violent conflagration of Lunar Violence that would last 100 years...as it took 30 years for the self styled Elegan/tg/entlemen to make their first counter attack after the Moon Rabbits first attack on Moon Palace Deculture. Turns out getting to the moon as a volunteer multinational militia is time consuming and costly.
>Deculture @magicalgirlnoir · 4m >Sorry about the thread cutting short last night, everyone, router finally died! I'll be buying a new one today!I'm kind of relieved it wasn't another emergency.
The BETA arrived on the meteor shower that rained on the moon, of course.Explains everything.
Continuation in this thread or a new one?
>>30079824From Strike Witches: Crimson.And even then, it's doubtful. Those two would be her grandkids, not her sons.
>Yep! Later tonight, though, I'm at work and I still need to get that router.Keeping the thread alive
>>30091454Valnikov line is STRONK! Has many stronk children for the motherland!
>>30091454You're assuming this one-shot is even set in the same universe as normal MGNQ, which is questionable unless there are Titans and giant robots stalking around outside Mitakihara.Note: Not IMPOSSIBLE, considering Sayaka is currently fighting Metal Gear Ray, but still. It seems like something we might be aware of.
>>30094361>It seems like something we might be aware of.Of course, with the amnesia, and us not having read the entire Puella Magi's Uplifting Primer (only specific sections), there's probably a lot of stuff we should be aware of but aren't.Such as the fact that someone has dinosaurs in the world, and that Murderface fought them.
>>30094361Alternatively, it could be set in the same universe as Crimson and Sasha is Vladislava's grandson. The Kaijews are just Martians up to their old tricks again.
>>30094361Perhaps it's the future?Let's say Chiaki managed to neutralize both Pinky and Homucifer. The world is saved from Faust, but nobody's whisking the dying MGs away. They Witch. Some cataclysm happens, and there are no more MGs (or the existing MGs are depowered), only Witches. Without MGs to hunt them, they start growing, not to Walpurgis Night levels, but still big enough to not have barriers. The humanity at large, not knowing of Witches, call them 'Kaijus'. Cue the Jaegers.
>>30095055Or MGs are dying normally and Strauss is just being a dickbutt with no one left to keep her in check.
>>30094361>>30095009>>30095055>>30095092And now to really mess with your headsit could be all four simultaneously.I grew up with G1 Transformers, man. Wrapping my head around any number of weird parallel continuties are quite literally childsplay.Whatever, I just wanna punch some monsters in what I'm tentatively gonna call their face with a big robot fist. I'll worry about what universe I'm doing it in as and when it becomes a thing that matters.
>>30077634 >>30077637 >>30077649 >>30077660You thank her for the call, as is customary. You will ask all pertinent details about Kaiju Event when you are meeting Operationis Director face-to-face."A-ah. Very well, Comrade Sasha. Glory to Cherno Alpha--"You cut her off before she can put down the phone by asking her name."M-my name? I am...I am Operations Director's secretary, Katya. What is matter? Do you need anything--"You sound cute and timid, you cut her off again. You give her a piece of advice: that this place will grind her up if she does not assert herself. She should also not let the director walk all over her, and not to let the director see her cry. She is not the first secretary you have seen to have fallen victim."I...yes. Thank you. I will...I will keep it in mind."There is a click and a final beep as the call is terminated. Leaving you to suffer your partner ranger's snoring in silence.You start kicking him again. And again.WAKE UP! WAKE UP, YOU FAT BASTARD! IT IS TIME TO GO TO WORK, YOU USELESS SACK OF SHIT!He starts to growl from underneath the covers again, and after you start jumping on him up and down does he finally get up. Throwing both you and the cigarette-butt infested covers off of him. Revealing himself to you and to the world in all his stinking, no-good, worthless glory.[1/2]
>>30097019...He is a bear. Your partner ranger, to pilot the glorious Cherno Alpha, is a bear.You are not sure what you expected. But you have spent years of service together. With him, you have killed six kaiju already, adding to Cherno Alpha's cumulative score.He growls at you, questioningly. Asking you what is the racket so early in the morning.Before you reply, however, you must decide.What name does your partner ranger go by?Bjorn.Boris.Other. (Write-in)
>>30097032[X] Sir BearingtonWhat board do you think we're on?
>>30097032[X]Boris.Okay I laughed. It makes so much sense. FUCK YEAH BEAR!
>>30097055Seconding [X] wotjek glorious bear comrade
>>30097032How fucked up in the head are we that we are drift compatible with a fucking BEAR?We truly are Kharn's offspring.
>>30097032>He is a bear.I FUCKING CALLED IT Decu you are glorious.And if we're still on the 15 minute timer, voting was over after >>30097138.
>>30097348We are greatest example of Russian man that we drift with comrade bear, it shows our mighty mind matches our great physique
>>30097056 >>30097080 >>30097102Your ursine partner's name is Boris. Boris the Bear. Boris the Ranger.Boris the incredibly rude, smelly fat sack of fur WHO IS HANDLING YOUR IMPORTED COMIC BOOKS FROM AMERICA AGAIN! WHILE SMOKING YOUR OWN CIGARETTES! ALSO FROM AMERICA! You have told him again and again to keep his unwashed paws off of your things, especially your comic books! They are the only thing to bring you solace and warm feelings in this cold, bleak existence of yours, a life spent dripping night after night in harsh training and duty. It costs you nearly half a month's salary to import one single volume from the capitalist States, but you feel it is worth it. You have spent many a cold night reading them over and over again, with only the snoring of a drunk, smelly bear for company.[1/2]
>>30097368We also apparently share a bed with said bear.
>>30097379>Magical Girl Sparkle
>>30097379Ohh. Magical Girl Sparkle, of The Tales of Hero Destroyer Rena. Best girl. So kind, so gentle, so demure. You dream often about finding a girl just like her, soft spoken firm with her convictions. A proper woman, brought up with elegance and style and class.The fact that you have never met anyone like her during your tour of duty is a daily nightmare that you wake up into, and must reconcile yourself with either by clenched teeth or through vodka.. . .Anyway. Yes. Your partner, Boris. You do not know much about his past - Boris never likes to talk about his past, except when he is bragging about his many conquests of the ladyfolk in the city.You know better than to ask, anyway. But from what little you know, he was rescued from a circus by the Operations Director herself, and put into ranger duty the same time as you. And for some reason, he is as drift-compatible with you as your twin sister would be. If you had a twin sister.Well, you do have a twin sister, but you do not think about her anymore.You have mourned enough already for three lifetimes. [2/3]
>>30097395>XXX>>30097379STUPID BEAR! Do not be touching of capitalist ladies comic! Is for manly Russian men, not for smelly, stupid, cigarette-stealing bear!
>>30097397In any case. You tell Boris that you both need to meet the Operations Director in her office. There seems to be a complicated situation regarding a Kaiju Event headed towards Russia's coastline. You assume you will be told more about this when you are face-to-face.He growls at you, before shaking his mighty head. Dislodging cigarette butts and other debris from his unruly fur.No, of course you do not expect breakfast will be served. Since when has the Operations Director ever served breakfast with her sermons? Idiot.You make ready to meet with your direct superior. By this you are putting on ranger jacket and the pants of readiness.Ahh, such luxury, being a Ranger. The pants are actually washed, and not simply turned inside out.Boris growls again, asking you if you are up to killing Jaegers today.Ahh. Again with this question. Kaiju is no question, but...Jaegers? Killing fellow Rangers? What is this nonsense he keeps bothering you about?How do you respond?Kaiju yes. Jaegers no. We fight the same fight. There is no need to destroy allies, as incompetent as inferior as they may be.I am up to killing anything that gets in my way. Cherno Alpha will destroy them.
>>30097411Kaiju yes. Jaegers no. We fight the same fight. There is no need to destroy allies, as incompetent as inferior as they may be.Then get on Boris and ride to the Operations Director, we are in too much of a hurry to walk.
>>30097380BunkWe obviously sleep on top bunk while he sleeps on bottomOr one side of the room each
>>30097411>Kaiju yes. Jaegers no. We fight the same fight. There is no need to destroy allies, as incompetent as inferior as they may be.bad boris
>>30097411As long as kaiju exist, Rangers of all countries share common enemy. Once common enemy is gone, countries can go back to picking fights with each other and order Jaegers to fight. It would be foolish suicide to cripple one's own side in fight. Bears know this truth of life from fighting wolves in forest. Also other bears.
>>30097411>[x]Kaiju yes. Jaegers no. We fight the same fight. There is no need to destroy allies, as incompetent as inferior as they may be.
>>30097411>[x]I am up to killing anything that gets in my way. Cherno Alpha will destroy them.
>>30097411>[X]Kaiju yes. Jaegers no. We fight the same fight. There is no need to destroy allies, as incompetent as inferior as they may be.
>>30097411>[x]Kaiju yes. Jaegers no. We fight the same fight. There is no need to destroy allies, as incompetent as inferior as they may be.it's what Ms. Sparkle will want you to do anyway.
>>30097411>Kaiju yes. Jaegers no. We fight the same fight. There is no need to destroy allies, as incompetent as inferior as they may be.Jaegers fight Kaiju, we fight Kaiju, Jaegers are comrade, anyone who thinks different is dirty traitor
>>30097411[X] Kaiju yes, Jaeger's no.We do not kill inferior Rangers, we let the Kaiju do that.Now we must climb upon our partner and ride to the operations room!
>>30097411>[X]Kaiju yes. Jaegers no. We fight the same fight. There is no need to destroy allies, as incompetent as inferior as they may be.I don't think killing everything will help us find our proper lady in the long run.
>>30097397>twins>male/femaleThat is not biologically possible, not for clone-types anyway.
>>30097507They don't need to be identicalFraternal twins can easily be just as similar due to shared genetics it is just less likely and twins are twins anyway
>>30097507your science has no power on Russian land friend.
>>30097507Who the fuck said anything about clones?
>>30097539Identical twins are natural clones of each other.
>>30097507....you're joking, right?Besides, there are other ways for drift compatibility to exist. The Marshal did it using Zen.
>>30097397>Ohh. Magical Girl Sparkle, of The Tales of Hero Destroyer Rena. Best girl. So kind, so gentle, so demure. You dream often about finding a girl just like her, soft spoken firm with her convictions. A proper woman, brought up with elegance and style and class.Isn't she a slightly PTSD drunk?The shoujoufication frightens me somewhat but still he's write.Good taste
>>30097411>[x]I am up to killing anything that gets in my way. Cherno Alpha will destroy them.ALL GLORY TO CHERNO ALPHA
>>30097507Aren't they just supposed to be born at the same time to be twins?
>>30097584You can bet your ass Sasha's sister will look exactly like him and there will most likely be crossdressing. with people easily mixing the both of them up. If it ever gets that far (which i'm sad to realize it most likely won't).
>>30097579>Isn't she a slightly PTSD drunk?>slightlyShe's PTSD incarnateAlthough she seems to be better now, what's with quote-unquote apprentise and a boyfriend
>>30097549The MC is stated to have a twin sister. The word "identical" was never mentioned.
>>30097584>You can bet your ass Sasha's sister will look exactly like him>will>but you do not think about her anymore.>You have mourned enough already for three lifetimesNot to happen
>>30097549We're not talking about identical twins though are we? We are talking about FRATERNAL twins.
>>30097610The post said "you HAVE a twin sister". Not "you HAD a twin sister". She's probably done something to become disowned or whatever, but she's still alive.
>>30097424 >>30097433 >>30097437 >>30097441You shake your head at your partner ranger as the both of you trundle out of your quarters and onto the snow-covered ground outside. Kaiju, yes. You are always up for killing Kaiju, there is no question about that.But Jaegers? As long as Kaiju exist, rangers of all countries share common enemy. Once common enemy is gone, countries will then go back to picking fights with each other and ordering Jaegers to settle those fights for them. Maybe then you will be up for it.Right now, however, it would be foolish suicide to cripple one's own side in fight. Bears, you glance at him pointedly when you say, they know this truth of life from fighting wolves in forest. Also other bears.Boris looks at you with his black, sharklike eyes with something resembling disappointment, before huffing steam into the air, a non-commitant shrug lifting his massive shoulders.Well, that is settled. No more of that talk.Now, since it is a Kaiju Event that you are summoned for...perhaps he can be a friend and give you a ride? Maybe?Boris huffs again, before baring his teeth, his scarred lips pulling back in a rictus of a grin....So that is a no, then. Fine. He could have just shaken his head no.[1/2]
>>30097656After locking your quarters, you begin to make your way through the base, to the Operations Director's Office.It is here that Boris begins to regale you of his antics last night, using his own brand of bear language that surprisingly, only you can understand. It is fine, however. You just interpret it for others if they want to know what the idiot is saying....Ah. So he went boozing and whoring again. As always. You figured this....Wait, the bartender's daughter? Her? But she has the face of a pig! And it is rumored that she has done it with every patron of her father's bar![2/3]
>>30097610She's not actually dead. The trauma that caused Sasha to mourn is the fact that he has been solicited by his sisters boyfriends for sex many many times. Much gropings were had before they found out something was wrong.Then one day while very very drunk at a bar, three of his sisters boyfriends had a romp with Sasha. Nobody questioned the extra penis because it was a foursome. And thus Sasha mourned the loss of his innocence in a horrible drunken mistake.
>>30097669......Yeah, okay. You would fuck her as well. You caution him, however, to use protection always. It is not good to catch Hepatitis C from a night of indiscretion....Can bears get Hepatitis C?...Ah, so he is not worried about that. Okay. Fair enough.[3/4]
>>30097669Jesus christ that bear is hugeHe better be plowing that boypussy
>>30097599Disney might have bought the rights to it.
>>30097683...No, you are not a gay. You do not like men, like he is insinuating.You have just not found the right girl, that is all. You are still waiting for the right one to come around.Until that time comes you will never join him in one of his escapades. You do not care if people mock you. You do not care if you are alone....Sasha is a man's name, and you will break the jaw of anyone who says different. Even if he is your partner.[4/5]
>>30097683That bear is out of uniform. Disgrace to Ranger force.
>>30097703...Yes. It is really cold like always. Never gets easier, to walk from one side of base to another.Maybe next time you can request for quarters to be much closer? So you are more efficient....On second thought, maybe is bad idea. He will only steal more of Operations Director's things. Stupid bear.[5/6]
>>30097669We understand him thanks to the drift?It puts us in each others mind after allSo did he start growling semi russiannbear language thanks to drifting with us or are we not his first partner?
>>30097726I hope that's a dead kaiju there. Otherwise the early warning system is totally busted.
>>30097754...what were you expecting?
>>30097726...Yes. You are hungry too.Maybe after all this, perhaps you go fishing. Or if enough of Kaiju is left intact, you will ask for a bigger cut of its meat next time. Before Hannibal Chau's vultures come and pick apart the carcass like the other times....Haha. That is an idea.They taste like pork, right? Only a bit more sour?...You thought as much.[6/7]
>>30097754>>30097765Wasn't called the skull for nothing
>>30097771hot russian associates?
>>30097782After more idle conversation with Boris and treading heavy snow, you finally arrive at the Operations Director's office.It is easily most recognizable office in all of Big Skull. Simply because the Operations Director's trophy is laid upon it.It is a significantly smaller Kaiju's skeleton. They say it is an adolescent that the Operations Director found as a baby inside a slain Kaiju.She trained it, raised it, and kept it not as a pet, but a friend. A companion. Until one day, when it was already bigger than a house, it attacked her.And without a second thought, without even considering that it could be just rough play from a young animal, and seemingly not caring at all that she spent years rearing it - she wrestled it to the ground, grabbed it by the horns and broke its neck in a savage twist.Your Operations Director is many things, but weak is not one of them. Given to compassion is not one of them, either.Secretly, you are proud to be a ranger in her command.You would never admit it, however.[7/8]
>>30097908please be Balalaika please be Balalaika please be Balalaika please be Balalaika
>>30097922>inb4 it's sister
>>30097908>[6/7]>[7/8]this just keeps getting better and better
>>30097908You wipe your boots on the doormat before stepping in. Boris glares at the doormat, as if it had personally offended him, before grudgingly scraping his back paws on it as well.There are soldiers here, men who work for Operations Director as well as those who help you maintain Cherno Alpha's status as the most powerful Jaeger in the planet. All of them stand up from their seats or stop what are they doing to salute as both you and Boris walk past. Once upon a time, you returned each and every one, but now you just march past them without even so much as nodding.It is not respect. Not really.It is more of a formality. They respect Cherno Alpha, not the rangers who pilot it. They revere the machine, but spit on its pilots.This is no concern of yours. You only wish to serve. And maybe get paid while doing so.You step finally into Operations Director's office. She is there, behind her desk, like always, smoking her expensive cigars. Her scars, extensive and dappling her face in a shiny, taut corpse-skin, only serves to make her look more beautiful, you think.But not as beautiful as Magical Girl Sparkle."Ahh, here are my favorite Rangers! Sasha and Boris!" She claps both hands, exultant. "Come, come in. Close door behind you. I apologize for short notice, but it cannot be helped when there is Kaiju in need of killing, yes?"Yes. Of course. That is what you are trained to do. Kill Kaiju. So of course you answer the call."Very good, Sasha. You recognize your part in this army." Operations Director nods. "I will get to briefing, then, let us not waste any more time."[8/9]
So we're Hotel Moscow Spetsnaz Rangers.The Kaiju are so fucked.
>>30097997Son of a bitch
>>30097997She stands up and points to the giant world map behind her. There are red pushpins all over it, mainly in the sea and coastline areas.You know that these are Kaiju Events. One pin for every one in the world. Every single one killed by a Jaeger.There are black ones, too. These are the Kaiju Events that are killed, but have killed a Jaeger of their own before dying.There is no such pin near Russia."Five hours ago, America detected a Level 3 Kaiju Event. Codename Knifedhead. They deployed their Jaeger, Gipsy Danger to try and neutralize it, but alas." She points to a black pin near US coastline on map. "One of the two rangers were killed. Eaten, I believe."That's brutal."Yes, very." Operations Director nods. "In any case, it is making its way here, now. I am mobilizing Cherno Alpha to neutralize it and salvage its corpse."Ahh. So it is the usual case, then."It is estimated that it will be in range in around forty minutes. Cherno Alpha is being readied as we speak."...And that is surprise. Normally she would be shouting at you and Boris to go get the Jaeger ready yourselves."Are there any questions?"Ask about Cherno Alpha's overall status.What is the complication? You are not telling whole story, Operations Director.Do not ask anything. Go and get ready. It is time for killing Kaijus.
>>30098084>[x]What is the complication? You are not telling whole story, Operations Director.
>>30098084>[x]Ask about Cherno Alpha's overall status.
>>30098084>What is the complication? You are not telling whole story, Operations Director.
>>30098084All due respect, Director, I heard of some kind of complication involved in kaiju incident. Perhaps operation would proceed smoothly if complication was discussed beforehand?
>>30098084> [x] What is the complication? You are not telling whole story, Operations Director.> [x] Ask about Cherno Alpha's overall status.
>>30098084>Do not ask anything. Go and get ready. It is time for killing Kaijus.
>>30098084>[X]What is the complication? You are not telling whole story, Operations Director.why is she not shouting?
>>30098146Because Balalaika is way scarier when she talks in a calm voice.
>>30098084>[x]What is the complication? You are not telling whole story, Operations Director.Did the secretary say more than she was supposed to?
>>30098084[X] What is complication? You are holding something back Director
>>30098236We're gonna get that secretary into trouble now.
>>30098236"Complication is, I must get new secretary again."
>>30098250What fate have we set in motion for the poor girl?
>>30098250No offense but better her than us. She might have to get back to working at canteen instead of comfy office, we might get ourselves killed.
>>30098292Apparently she's into breaking her secretary.So, you know, lots and lots of passionate lesbian action.
>>30098292I can totally see that scene reenacted here>Revy = Boris>Rock = Sasha
>>30098099 >>30098102 >>30098110 >>30098113Okay. So you and Boris are to kill a Level 3 Kaiju this time for her. That is fine, there is no problem with that. You will be glad to.But you want to know the entire story. There is something Operations Director is not saying, now. You want to know what it is before you get into the comm pod of your Jaeger for once!For a moment, there is nothing but silence, except for Boris breathing through his teeth.The Operations Director's eyes fixing you with her stare, her eyes like a wolf's, as if sizing you up before leaping forward and tearing your throat out with your teeth.And it is then she grins."Ah, Sasha. Again you prove why you are my favorite Ranger. I cannot hide anything from you." She shakes her head, before pulling her cigar free from her teeth and grinding it out on her filled ashtray.[1/2]
>>30098296You're looking at it all wrong. We actually get to LEAVE the base. She has to stay onsite. With the Director. All the time.
>>30098410"We received word that Japan has deployed its own Jaeger, Tacit Ronin, and is now in pursuit of Knifehead."...Tacit Ronin? You know that Jaeger. It is slender and weak, focusing on speed rather than armor and power. It is a coward's Jaeger. Then again, if the Japanese want it so much, why not just give it to them? Is this complication she is hiding from you?"...No, complication is this." Operations Director grins wider. "You know how these Japanese are with their kills - they do not share, even when they kill in our territory." As it is, Hannibal Chau has promised us a very fine bounty if we deliver the corpse to him. Enough for us to keep running for another month. Maybe even get Cherno Alpha above fifty percent operational status this time!"Ah. So, it is money. It is always money....Then again...having Cherno Alpha above fifty percent operational readiness for once sounds very tempting, too...as well as actually getting paid again."That is the complication, then." Operations Director sits back down on her desk. "I do not think I need to stress that we need that Kaiju corpse, Sasha. Retrieve it by any means possible." Her eyes, black like a shark's, shine with a deadly light. "It...would not be the first time Cherno Alpha had to protect Russia's borders against things other than Kaiju, no?"How do you react?I will get your corpse without killing another Jaeger or its crew.As you wish, Operations Director. I hear and obey.Other.
>>30098441>As you wish, Operations Director. I hear and obey.
>>30098441>Serve and Protect
>>30098441> [x] As you wish, Operations Director. I hear and obey.> [x] I will get your corpse without killing another Jaeger or its crew.Boris knew, didn't he.
>>30098441>[x]As you wish, Operations Director. I hear and obey.let's try not killing the japanese unless they really piss us off or something
>>30098441>[x]As you wish, Operations Director. I hear and obey.>>30098464Bears are all knowing.
>>30098441>[X]As you wish, Operations Director. I hear and obey.>[X]I will get your corpse without killing another Jaeger or its crew.we'll get the corpse, it is on glorious Russian waters but we'll try not to kill the other pilots.
>>30098441>[x]I will get your corpse without killing another Jaeger or its crew.Japs pls don't make this harder than it needs to be
>>30098441>[x]Other."Can't you just negotiate with Japs that they keep the kill for the record and we keep the corpse? They need to account the kill just for the reputation anyway, right?"
>>30098441>[x]As you wish, Operations Director. I hear and obey.If the japs ge tin the way, they've done it to themselves.Again.
>>30098441>[x]As you wish, Operations Director. I hear and obey.
>>30098511Comrade, are you feeling ill?
>>30098441Director, could you please let me talk to Ronin's crew? Fellow Jager pilots could see reason.
[X]As you wish, Operations Director. I hear and obey.
>>30098441[X] I will get your corpse, but I will not Jill another jaeger or it's crewAfter all, such a weak flimsy jaeger should break easily in Cherno's grasp, all I need to do is remove the arms and legs
>>30098441Incidentially, what is Cherno Alpha's current operational readiness?
>>3009855825 when fueled by vodka.
>>30098441>[X] I will get your corpse without killing another Jaeger or its crewWhat if we could capture Tacit Ronin and its crew and sell/ransom them back to Japan? Bonus cash!
>>30098651Not before stealing the schematics for the Ronin.And then selling it to Best Korea who will offer more than Japan.
>>30098441>I will get your corpse without killing another Jaeger or its crew.
>>30098569When is it ever fueled by anything else?
>>30098457 >>30098464 >>30098461 >>30098472You give the customary reply of assent, as is expected of you. Yes. Of course. As she wishes. You hear and obey her every command.But in your mind, you do not wish to kill another Jaeger or its crew. It is not their sin to be weaker or less capable than Cherno Alpha, and thus, they should not be punished with death for it. You will take the corpse on your own terms, not on Boris', and certainly not on the bloodthirsty Operations Director's.You instead ask her what is Cherno Alpha's operational readiness this time. She blinks her golden wolf eyes at you, before laughing."What is this, Sasha? It is another joke from you, again?" The Operations Director cackles, her laugh an ugly, coarse one that reminds you of a tank shifting gears. "You should stick to puns, that is more to your style."Never the less, you wish to know. The blonde woman shakes her head at you before rolling her eyes."With our current resources, Cherno Alpha is at 45 % Operational Readiness. Just like last time. You were not very gentle with her with her last outing, you remember?"Ah. Of course. Yes, you remember.Forty-five percent. That means besides life support and basic locomotion, Cherno Alpha's battle capabilities are very much reduced to only its fists. Using its other weaponry, despite how effective they are, could spell disaster.But that is okay, you think. As long as Cherno Alpha can move, as long as it can punch, it can kill anything.You have done more with much less.[1/2]
>>30098825Uh, oh. Router trouble again?
>>30098963shouldn't be, he bought a new one
>>30098968He's in the middle of the third world anyhow, the connection is shit by default.
>>30098825"If there are no more questions, then you are cleared to mobilize." The Operations Director nods at both you and Boris. "You know your main objectives. Remember your training. And keep in mind that mercy is only for the weak."Both you and Boris salute her, in perfect unison. And it is then that you leave.Before you leave the building, you hear the Operations Director shouting at her secretary to get into her office and assume the position.There will be new secretary tomorrow, you predict.In any case. With that done, you and Boris are ferried to Cherno Alpha's loading bay via a truck waiting outside the Operations Director's building. It is a short trip, made even shorter by you racking your brains on how to handle this situation.Well. You will just think of it when you come across it. For now, you focus only on killing a Kaiju first. Then you will decide.Upon arrival, you and your partner quickly suit up for Ranger duty: putting on the wired carapace armor that translates your body's movements along with your thoughts in order to control the Jaeger. You note here that your carapace is much more extensive than Boris - his being nothing more than a set of manacles on his paws - but you also know that his link to the machine is much more visceral than your own half-helmet with the many lenses and dials on the visor.He is connected through Cherno Alpha by an implant in his own brain, placed there via surgery. Making him a part of the glorious machine, even when he is out of Atmoscan.Sometimes you envy him."Sasha. Boris." The Operations Director's voice comes through the speakers installed in the cavernous, yet still cramped, Atmoscan Comm-Pod of Cherno Alpha. "You are cleared for the operation. Commence neural handshake when you are ready."[2/3]
>>30098973>moon>middle of third world>laughingbunnies.jpgSeriously though where the fuck does he even live
>>30099011Wouldn't you like to know? The moon of course.
>>30098980You glance over at Boris, your smelly ranger partner, and nod at him."Here is hoping that the memory we share is not you fucking the bartender's daughter up the rear, eh?" You shout at him, above the noise and heat of Cherno Alpha's power cell reaching criticality. Boris merely growls back."Yes, I hope it is not about me dreaming about making a hat of your skull either." You nod at him, before reaching forward and slamming your gloved hand down on the ACTIVATE button raised on a dais between you and your partner.How to describe getting into the drift with a bear? To drift with a ton of fur, muscle, and belligerent murderous hate upon the world?...Well. You have no prior experience with other rangers, and thus have no point of comparison, but...There is always a lot of drinking. And eating. And fucking. So, you guess not really different from any other pilot, then.Besides the smell anyway.[3/4]
>>30099011Far, far away, anon. There are no paths to that place, no well traveled roads lead there. Only your hopes and dreams have a chance at ever reaching Decu's residence.
>>30099078Is dat sum power glove
>>30099078"Neural Handshake is at 100%. First time, every time." Even as the static of the speakers rob her voice of warmth, it is always obvious to you when the Operations Director is pleased. "Cherno Alpha is yours once again, Sasha, Boris."As if she belongs to someone else once you leave her Comm-Pod."Check your radar. Your objective lies directly ahead of you. It should be marked, and heading towards you." A chuckle. "The other mark, of course, you know what it is."Of course you do. Its movement is unmistakable. Far too fast, too smooth, to be a Kaiju."Good hunting, Cherno Alpha. Make us proud."
>>30099136Open hailing frequencies and get the Japs on the phone. Let's try to negotiate, or at least banter a bit.
>one-shot>probably ends hereWell, fuck.
>>30099136That's that for this thread, I think! It is a bit late for me. Tomorrow will be the continuation and conclusion of this one-shot (which I planned to finish in just one thread but unfortunately router death got to me).Thank you for everyone's participation and indulgence in this, in any case! I just wanted to try this idea out and see if I could draw while writing again. Questions answered if you have them before I sleep!
>>30099193>>30099194BY ONE SECOND
>>30099136Time to kick some Kaiju ass.What do we know about this thing?
>>30099194Where do you live?
someone might want to archive this thread now
>>30099194When is MGNQ, then?
>>30099219on the moon
>>30099194Love you decu/
>>30099194Thanks for running man. See you next time.
>>30099194Thanks for running Decu!
>>30099194Is Sasha Kharn's kid?
>>30099194Why don't you have "minor emergencies" anymore? I remember you paused threads a bunch for that.
>>30099219It's a really boring place, nothing of note!>>30099226Due to certain obligations MGNQ will be pushed back until this coming Wednesday. I really just wanted to get this one shot out of my head!>>30099239>>30099253>>30099252Thank you very much for reading and participating!
>>30099262Takes a while to get them all, anon. But Decu showed them. One by one he got them and in the end peace was his reward.
>>30099194Is it wrong I want this to replace MGNQ?
>>30099262Haha, well, some of those minor emergencies were unfortunately due to my own faults. But they're mostly over and handled now, barring some really unexpected happenings!>>30099331Hahaha! Well, I'm glad someone likes this enough at least!
>>30099331Yes, loose ends need to be tied up.
>>30099256Too old for that. Sasha is Yuu's brother.
>>30099331Yes it is, we haven't gotten to fuck up Chiaki's plan through expert decision making yet. I may be more tempted to agree with you after that happens.
>>30099362Was that spotty router the reason for the connection troubles you've had as of late? Do you think those are going to cease to be a problem now?
>>30099471I think so! The router would always cut out and the laptop would have a hard time detecting it again and again until I would have to refresh the entire thing. Now with a new one it's pretty much been smooth, so hopefully it won't be as problematic!
>>30099290Great work Decult