Twitter: @HeroRena>Last time on HERO QUEST!>Our Hero Rena went to go check on her nemesis. While it may not have been a trap it was still a massive gathering of evil!>She managed to escape it with her amazing Hero skills and met up with Sparkle! Together the two of them made their way to Cosplay Lass's home in the hopes of finding out the identity of the mysterious creature offering contracts.>It seems that she did, however, and now has our Hero and her friend trapped!
>>30052056YOU ARE A MAGNIFICENT MOTHERFUCKER AND I LOVE YOU!MGS: "Rena! Break the hairpin!"
>>30052056Rena, remark on how her glasses don't match her outfit.
>Rena reaches into her pocket, getting ready to throw a rock at Dark Witch C-Lass.>The former non-magical Villain shakes her head and brings down her scythe. It's right next to Sparkle's Focus.DWCL: "I know what you're aiming for. Try and hit me with that and I'll destroy this girl."Nnnnnnnnn....I don't like this situation...
>>30052085Engage mexican standoff.You can stand here wasting time longer than she can.
>>30052085Distract her by saying the following words:I hope 4kids will take care of Madoka's dub.
>>30052056challenge her to a duel.She's all about the annie-may stuff. She'll likely accept.
>>30052085"... That scythe doesn't fit your outfit."
>>30052085"Really? You think she hasn't swapped it out for a duplicate after Edgemurder broke it last time?"Launch rock while she's momentarily doubting it. She'll either have to dodge or block, which will give Sparkle time to move.
>>30052085"Don't you know? Rock beats scissors."Throw a rock... at Sparkle's head. Once she's knocked out of immediate harm, shoulder-check the otaku bitch.
>>30052085Well then, how do you want to do this?
>>30052124This. Trust us Rena.
>>30052124>I hope 4kids will take care of Madoka's dub.Megucas voiced by MLP VA's
>>30052085>Weren't you going to do that anyway?
>>30052085"I knew Chinese cartoons were bad for you!!!"
>>30052124I approve of this
>>30052085Hit Sparkle hard enough to knock her away! Then hit Cosplay!
>>30052124this is too good not to say.
>>30052085"Are those boyshorts?"
>GATE OF PEBBLEONScatter pebbles into the air. Launch a single rock at the scattered pebbles which will bounce of every single pebble in mid air and redirecting them at DWCL
>>30052085You can't have ZR with shorts that's nonsense, what kind of outfit is this
>>30052124oh godhow perfect
>>30052178the best response.
>>30052192>>GATE OF PEBBLEONUNLIMITED GRAVEL WORKS!
"I hope 4Kids will take care of Madoka's dub."DWCL: "WHAT!? Are you fucking kidding me!? They would ruin the show! If they take care of it the whole thing would be about magical girls eating cake or some inane bullshit like that! They wouldn't even be any lesbian overtones! Everyone would be cousins!">Behind her Magical Girl Sparkle breaks out of her bonds.>Dark Witch C-Lass has her scythe aimed at Rena now.
>>30052256"But think of the younger audiences it could appeal to!"
>>30052256"I dunno... I thought they did a good job with One Piece..."
>>30052226>UNLIMITED GRAVEL WORKS!Actually... that could work.Literal sand-in-the-eye trick.
>>30052256Yagami Raito grin. "Just as planned."Rock to the face!
>>30052256MGS is freethrow rocks at will
>>30052256QUICK KEEP TALKING ABOUT ANIME DUBS
>>30052256>what's a lesbian overtone?
>>30052256But they'd make sure Madoka was enjoyable by the whole family!
>>30052256"What lesbian overtones?"
>>30052256NAIL THAT HAIRPIN
>>30052266Seconding this.>>30052267And this.
>>30052256Rock throw attack, hit the focus.
>>30052256What are you talking about? There wasn't any lesbian overtones in madoka.It was such a nice happy friendship!
>>30052278This is the only answer.
>>30052256"What lesbian overtones?"throw that rock.
>>30052256"What lesbian overtones? They were just really good friends."
>>30052085"You know she's dating Monster Marauder, right? And that he's immune to magical girl powers?And he's really pissed at your master for crippling his little sister and leaving her for dead?You're threatening me with suicide."
>>30052256lesbian overtones?what are lesbians?
>>30052256Keep her irritated/distracted so MGS can just walk to her and take her hairpin.
>>30052294OH GOD THIS
>>30052278Too appropriate for its own good.
>>30052256"If you watched Madoka then why did you contract with Kyubei?"
>>30052256What Lesbian overtones? What's a lesbian?Oh Rena. Poor, sweet, innocent Rena.
>>30052278>"What lesbian overtones?"But thst's forbidden love!
>>30052278>>30052275YES"What lesbian overtones?...actually, what's a lesbian overtone?...actually, what's a letsbian?"
>>30052324>What Lesbian overtones? What's a lesbian?Density of neutron star, no blade made of steel or magic can even scratch the surface.
>>30052278goddamnit renaYou are going to -murder- this anime lady with this
>>30052331best sequence foundinitiateINITIATE
>>30052278More like>Whats a lesbian
"What lesbian overtones?"DWCL: "What... What the fuck do you mean what lesbian overtones!? Did you NOT see the last fucking episode!? They were all over each other and naked!""But they're just good friends. Don't friends take baths together in japan or something?"DWCL: "SHE WAS ALL OVER HER! IT... GOD DAMMIT ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THAT FUCKING DENSE!?""I'm not sure I understand.">Magical Girl Sparkle taps Dark Witch C-Lass's shoulder. She turns.>Rena throws a rock. It slams into Dark Witch C-Lass's focus and shatters it.MGS: "Hmph. You had potential but no one can become a super powered magical girl overnight.">Cosplay Lass falls and changes back into her normal clothing.MGS: "Now, tell me everything you know."CL: "Fuck you">Magical Girl Sparkle picks the girl up then throws her against a wall.MGS: "Tell me."CL: "N-no...">Magical Girl Sparkle sighs and picks her up again."Uhm... Sparkle?"MGS: "Not right now, Rena."
>>30052412doesn't she not have powers right now?
>>30052412Ask yourself, Sparkle : What would Batman do?
>>30052363Or at least cause an aneurism.Damnit, I wish Larro would collect all of Hero Quest into webcomic format and add more between panels.
>>30052412"Seriously, I still don't understand that bit about lesbian overtones."
>>30052412Sparkles, do you want to watch the dub of one piece made by 4kids with me and Cosplay Lass?
>>30052412Cosplay Lass still hasn't explained it to you, better not let Sparkle hurt her too much
>>30052412Sparkle she is powerless let's just take her to a holding cell and let her stew for a whiledo you even interrogate
>>30052412I just wanted to say that wall throws aren't very painful.Can't you rip out her fingernails with magic or something?
>>30052450...we must threaten this, it will work better than magical girl torture.
>>30052412I'm not sure we should really hurt her, Sparkle. Isn't that against the spirit of being a hero? Just, in general?
>>30052454Can we pop out fangs? Sure we don't need to use them but do we have them?
"I don't think she actually knows anything. The Kitty Thing hasn't been very forthcoming with it's victims so far....infact if Edgemurder is anything to do by we should probably call an ambulance for her."
>>30052412"Sparkle, go easy on her. She was dumb enough to contract with one of those creepy animals after watching Madoka, so she has to be really, really stupid.So, what's a lesbian?"
Rena's true power has always, ALWAYS been her words. Another job well done.Now to stop Sparkle from making a mistake.
>>30052412>Did you NOT see the last fucking episode!? They were all over each other and naked!"Fun fact: Urobuchi originally planned to have Madoka take Homura with her when "ascending". It was rejected by the studio to leave open ending for follow up story. He actually WANTED to be the healing type author for once.
>>30052494Edgemurder was holding herself together with pure edge during her fight with MGS. C-Lass made no such efforts.
>>30052412Please don't kill her, Sparkle.
>>30052450>>30052412This please, her ignorance will slowly tourtue Cosplay Lass
>>30052520yeah but C-lass doesn't know that.From her perspective it just sounds ominous.and from Rena's perspective the last Dark Magical Girl they fought kinda horriffically imploded.
>>30052450The most effective torture is psychological. You must break her.
Wait, if she watched Madoka...why would she make a contract with a hooded monster kitty?
"Sparkle, I don't think she knows anything...">Magical Girl Sparkle ignores Rena and slams the girl into a wall again, this time cracking the plaster.MGS: "Tell me."CL: "S-she's right! I don't know anything! Seriously! I just know about your Focus and that's it!"MGS: "You're lying, I can tell.">With her prosthetic arm she punches Cosplay Lass in the face. She does this again and again before Rena garbs her arm."Hey, Sparkle... You shouldn't do that. Come on. That's not being a hero."MGS: "Rena. You're a nice girl and I really like you but if you don't let go of my I'm going to hurt you. She knows something and was more than ready to kill us. Leave. Me. Alone."CL: "I swear! I d-don't know anything else! Seriously! I don't even know what he looks like!"
>>30052603"Torture is the worst method of information extraction known to man or beast. Let's take her in and /discuss/ the matter."
>>30052603Hug Sparkle, she didn't say she'd hurt you if you hugged her
>>30052603"Sparkle, stop that right now." And get mad. Hands on hips. "We can interrogate her LATER."
>>30052603Give Sparkles a hug, maybe a kiss on the cheek?~
>>30052625This but throw in a "You're scaring me."
>>30052603"There has to be a hero or villain who can read minds. We can make them check. This isn't right.
>>30052603"Who is that hood jerk you're so worked up about...?"
>>30052602I thought about that, but there are really two answers.one is that it offered her something she really REALLY wanted.two is that it was going to horrifically disembowel her if she disagreed.
>>30052603"Please calm down."And tell me what lesbian overtones are.
>>30052603"Sparkle, this isn't normal. What's gotten into you?"
>>30052603Sparkle, stop.She's just a pawn.If she had any information, she would have already given it to us to avoid this fate.Now can either of you tell me what is a lesbian?
>>30052603You saw what that hooded kitty thing did to people who refused him, imagine what he does to people who squeal. We don't need to intimidate her, we need to guarantee her safety.
>>30052603"Sorry, Sparkle..."Disconnect the arm from the socket.
>>30052603"Okay, but killing her isn't going to get us any answers, right? So let's deal with this in a way where all of us get to walk away happy.Cosplay Lass, you're going to come with us to the Hero Association so some kind of mind reader can assure Sparkle that you aren't lying, okay?"
>>30052603If you were the cat-thing, would YOU tell your disposable grunts your plans?
>>30052603"If she's not going to tell you anything now, she won't tell you after you beat her. She'll just say whatever she can think of to make you stop. Let me talk to her.""Cosplay Lass, I think you're still in danger. This person has been known to kill supervillains if things don't go his way. He might try to come after you. I'll try and protect you if I can, but we need to know everything we can in order to do that.""Now, what exactly happened between you and the cat-cloaked person?"
>>30052412I didn't think she was actually that dense. I thought it was a joke
>>30052603"What who looks like? Tell us everything, Lass, because I can't stop Sparkle. She'll do it! She's crazy!"It's time for Good Cop, Bad Cop.
>>30052748Does she even know what a madoka is?
>>30052603We good cop bad cop now!Maybe shes is being blackmailed and cant tell us shit
>>30052748Only when it comes to romance.
"Sparkle, seriously. Stop. This isn't going to work. She's not going to give you anything good if you just torture her like that. Put her down and we'll question her later. Besides, I need her to explain this lesbian overtone thing to me."MGS: "Are you..." She drops Cosplay Lass to the ground. "Fine. Whatever. You take her to jail. And if you really want to know what a lesbian is it's when a girl loves another girl romantically. You might be aware of this if you finally opened your fucking eyes and kept your head out of the clouds. You're too goddam oblivious to the world around you and if you don't grow the fuck up you're going to get yourself or someone you care about killed. Or maybe they'll just lose a leg because of it.""..."MGS: "I'm going back. Bye.">She walks away.
>>30052768apparently, she watched it.I'm not entirely sure if she actually managed to follow what the hell was going on, though.
>>30052776We...might have deserved that one.
>>30052776Well... fuck.That actually hurt. What the hell could you have done? You didn't know Bridgette was going to get attacked, you weren't there, you...Cry, Rena. This is too heavy.
>>30052776Help Cosplay Lass up, get her to the hospital.
>>30052776Take her to jail while asking Cosplay Lass how she met the cat monster.
>>30052776>And if you really want to know what a lesbian is it's when a girl loves another girl romantically.Girls can't love girls!
>>30052776so, uhCosplay lass.Can you tell us anything about the contract?Or where the masked kitty met you?
>>30052776>Try not to cry>Cry>Cry a lot
>>30052776"Cosplay Lass, what do you think she meant by that leg thing?"
>>30052839SADDER, BE AS SAD AS YOU CAN
>>30052799Well, not really.Bridgette didn't lose a leg because of Rena's denseness, so far as we know. Not unless Quantum Kitty is some kind of physical manifestation of Rena's repressed homolust.
>>30052776Start crying. Now is time for shedding tears.
>>30052839Get REALLY sad.Like, goblin sad.
>>30052776Okay, now try to talk with Cosplay Lass. This time, be gentle. Prove to MGS that your way works.Go with >>30052741. Make it sound like it's in her best interest to be honest.
>>30052776Be sa>>30052839oh wait you areHelp Cosplay Lass out if she needs help. Otherwise maybe we should ask Bridgette about this whole lesbian thing.
>>30052839>Realize how much you've hurt the feelings of people who have been desperately trying to love you>Cry>Don't stop, barring dehydration
>>30052839Hang around CL for a few hours and snatch her focus when it reforms. THEN take her to jail. She'll just bust out otherwise.
>>30052839Drown your sorrow into alcohol.
>>30052839Take a deep breath. I know it's hard, but we've got work to do. And we can't do it if we're as edgy as MGS.
>>30052839>Get C-Lass to jail>Go visit Bridgette again>Try not to cry>Cry>Cry a lot
>>30052776Don't cry.Try not to cry.Oh god, don't cry.Cry.I guess Madoka isn't about being really, really good friends, huh
>>30052839I think she was talking about Bridgete.
>>30052839"But that's forbidden love!"
>>30052857That doesn't mean that Sparkle doesn't have a point.
>>30052839Rena, you have one hour before C-Lass has her Focus back.Use that time to take her to jail and get her restrained. Then take her Focus away entirely and get some proper interrogation. Have her tell the complete story of how she got the Focus. Make her tell it over and over, and ask her for details about random things to make sure she's not lying.Or heck, have some cops do the interrogation for you while you watch on to make sure she doesn't do anything funny.
>>30052896It's about being a lesbian so hard you become Satan
>>30052839We can't take her to jail. What if she knows something, and the cat thing kills her there before we learn what it is? That would be awful!Maybe the Hero Association has a telepath.
>>30052776What do you really feel about Bridgette? Think about it and don't rush with answering.
>>30052906Nonsense.She's just our super best friend/lasagna provider.
>>30052839It's okay, Rena. You're in the right this time. Sparkle is angry and hurt becahse this reminds her of what she went through, but torture really doesn't work. Being nice and friendly works, and that's something you're good at.Now, you need to talk to Cosplay Lass.
>>30052839Realize Sparkle is right, if Sparkle's theory is right then Robomaid could get attacked AT ANY TIME. You've been thoughtless.
>>30052857I dunno. I really think there's some kind of story behind Rena's denseness.
>>30052876This. A berret is almost a hat. A magical one is close enough.
>>30052922Thats a good point. We need to give her protective custody. Come to think of it, Edgemurder should be committed to lockdown, too.
>>30052915not nearly disfigured enough.
>>30052915I can still tell what this is a picture of, it's not Goblins yet
>>30052920That's definitely some forbidden love right there.
This is setting up for Bridgette to become the next MGS and Rena to become the next dead lesbian overtone.B even got the robo limb already.
>>30052936This. You said you were going to help solve this problem. Just sitting there and being sad won't help anyone right now.
I'm fine...>Rena goes and gives Cosplay Lass her glasses.She sits down and puts her serious face on.>Then bursts into tears.>In between her sobbing she tries to ask her about the cat thing.CL: "Uh... I really don't know too much about him... Honestly. I just know that he said something about you two being a serious wrench in his plans and... That's it. He said I could be super powerful if I just took the two of you out. He didn't really want me to kill you just... Maim you both a bit.""I -sniff- I see."CL: "So... I think your friend broke my teeth... Can I just go to the hospital this time and not get arrested?"
>>30052972DVD quality rip when?
>>30052992"Do you have a copy of the contract or something?And are there any heroes or villains who can read your mind to prove you don't know anything?I think evil kitty will want to kill you. I can put you in protective custody, though."
>>30052992Sorry, we have to take you into jail.
>>30052992Yeah, go ahead.Actually, I'll go with you.
>>30052776but girls can't love girls!
>>30052992NoYou need somebody to cry on.
>>30052992"Give me your focus when it reforms, and I'll take you to the hospital. Forgive me if I can't trust you, but..."
>>30052992"N-no... *Sniffle*"Cuff her, but morosely.
>>30052992"We'll go after I take your focus when it reforms."
>>30052992No. The police can handle her medical care. She needs to be under their protection anyway.
>>30052992only if we can go with youEvil kitty is going to be trying to get you or something. If I know villains.
>>30052992STEAL HER MAGIC HAIRPIN THE SECOND IT REFORMS
>>30053007"Sparkle won't trust your word. She's... Broken."
>>30052992*Shake your head* People who said no got killed or hurt really bad. We need you to be safe
>>30052992"... We're gonna need you to tell the whole story a few times. And the evil kitty might want to kill you now because you lost, but we can try to protect you."
>>30052992Agree but only if she lends us a nurse uniform, then we'll escort her there and we can visit MM again.
>>30052992Take to her to the Hero Association for lockdown since she is part of an ongoing investigation. Maybe Caffornicator can look after her.
>>30052992No, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200 monies.
>>30053036we still don't know where she is.
>>30053036Good idea! CL could use a friend. They can talk about Lesbian Overtones together!
>>30053007This. Last thing we need is this thing killing off a whole hospital. He doesn't seem to like appearing near groups, so maybe some protection would be for the best.I think it's about time we visited the other villain MGS was talking about. Time to live up to S-Rank, kiddo. Sparkle's right, sort of. We need to take things seriously today.
>>30052992"I'll get you medical attention, but I'll still have to take you to jail afterwards. Sorry.""is that all he said? Where did you meet him and what were you doing then? Did he give you any other details about the contract?"
>>30052992"Uh, I don't know if that's allowed, but I can take you to the dentist first if you want....Can girls really love girls?"
>>30053065Likely in the Secret Naptime Room. It does have her favorite door, after all. Plus, she leaked spaghetti sauce all the way to it when she and MM+ took a nap together.
>>30053065She's gonna vibrate it once she figures we're bringing another villain. She didn't really get to "have" Cynthia, rather the other way around.
>>30053036enough with the Caffornicator till we get Cynthia x Caffornicator smut
>>30053146I was just trying to think of a way to get Rena to check up on herOr whats left of her, at least
>>30052992Nope, Jail. There are doctors there. The cat killed QotW and maimed Bridgette over these contracts...and I don't even know what I did to make it so mad AAAAAND NOW MGS IS MAD AT ME TOO.Cry
What will happen when Rena becomes aware of sex?
"No... Also I'll need to take this.">She picks up Cosplay Lass's broken hairpin.CL: "That's mine!""I know but you can't keep it. The Hero Association will patch you up and keep you safe in case that thing tries to attack again. Sorry about Sparkle."CL:"... This day sucks..."====================================>Cosplay Lass is taken to jail and Rena is left alone outside of the girl's home. She sighs and doesn't even register the fact that she's been paid $300,000.What should I do now?I don't think I should go back and see Bridgette, I think Sparkle is there.And I'm not sure if I should keep doing this investigation without her.
>>30053184She'll ask her friend Bridgette for dating advice
>>30053184We start getting better drawingsExcept Rena is still comically poorly drawn
>>30053174Hero Association. Jail is worthless, and evil cat is probably gonna try to kill her next time she's alone.
>>30053184we don't need to worry about that for quite a while.
>>30052992Is what MGS said true, can girls love girls? Like, dating love?
>>30053195Go see QotW.
>>30053200So the Murata treatment?
>>30053195Go to internet, research sexEducate yourselfKnowledge is power
>>30053195Visit queen of the world.
>>30053195Let's go see QotW.
>>30053195Search CL's house for the contract.
>>30053195Go visit Anti-Hero. Maybe she'll have some advice on what to do to make a change in our lives since that seems to be what's needed.
>>30053195Go home and eat ice cream.
>>30053195call up anti hero. it's been a while since you've seen her.
>>30053195go interview QOTWmake a contract with the next hooded figure you meet
Lets ransack CL's house. Maybe there is something she missed.
>>30053195Go to the local college and ask if they have classes on these "lesbian overtones".You're stil not entirely sure what they are, but Sparkle got awfully mad so they must be pretty important.She said something about losing legs too. Maybe if you learn how to lesbians, Bridgette's leg will grow back!
>>30053195Hooooooooly shit. Are we actually getting some motherfucking character development up ins!?
>>30053195>I'm not sure if I should keep doing this investigation without her.of course you should.You're a hero, and irrespecive of the whole letsbian overtones thing, Bridgette is still your friend and you need to find out about this Quantum Kitty.For some reason it thinks both you AND Sparkle are important enough to maim... but not to kill.
>>30053232This.... Well, it'd be smarter to visit QotW, actually.
>>30053195Talk things out with QotW maybe?
>>30053184becomes aware of genders?what are you talking about of course she knows about being a girl. maybe.
>>30053195Go see QotW. Ask her how she is. Ask her if girls can really love girls.
>>30053195Interview Queen of the world. Maybe try and find dark witch edge murder too.
>>30053195Onward, we need to check with other villains we know...start with, ugh, your ex bf.
>>30053195Queen of the World
>>30053232>Go to internet, research sex>Educate yourself>Knowledge is power>yfw
>>30053195Just go see bridgette. If not as a hero, then as a friend.
>>30053227>>30053238>>30053252>>30053266>>30053268>>30053272>>30053279Should we really be visiting the person who thinks we are a BDSM sub slut?
>>30053195continue investigating.Go ask queen if she's still immortal.
Rolled 19>>30053258rolling to find CL's secret stash of yuri.
>>30053290She's a friend, and she's met the cat. Besides, we can always stab her and make her forget.
>>30053195go home and re watch madoka with what MGS in mind.
>>30053195The Worst possible thing to do right now would be to find your Ex and hook up with him
>>30053308She wrote it in her diaryAlso that would be meanAlso Rena doesn't even know what a BDSM sub slut is
>>30053296Success!Though its more likely we'll find Yaio, CL strikes me as the type.
>>30053290But we don't know what that is.
>>30053290is this some kind of trick question?The only problem is QotW is a dead end. We already know everything she knows about Quantum Kitty. Though, we may know something she should be told about her powers.Also, Rena.You need a hat. A Detective hat. Which means Trenchcoat and Fedora. Or, at least a Deerstalker.
>>30053328Wait wait wait. Let's run down the list here, otherwise you're just stereotyping.Is Cosplay Lass:>Female>Into animeIf both are true, then yeah, she's probably eating at the /y/.
>>30053195Consider the following:MGS is with Bridgette.Bridgette encountered the cat-cloak guy.MGS is getting violent and edgy when it comes to the cat-cloak guy.Call someone to check up on Bridgette, because this might be getting very ugly right now.
>>30053328eh. it's worth a try.
Queen of the World it is. She may know some things.>Rena heads off to the Queen's home. It's extremely obvious, being the only structure in the entire city with gold trim and sand surrounding it. There an entire garden filled with statues of the woman.>Rena knocks on her door and the Queen bursts out of it.QW: "WHO DARES KNOCK ON THE DOOR OF THE ALMIGHT- Oh! Uhm... Hi, p-peasant Rena...""Hey Queen. Mind if I ask you some things?"QW: "Haha. Well.... I am quite busy right now. You know, doing things. I'm afraid I can't grant you an audience but perhaps another time when I'm less busy..."
>>30053365Bridgette is surrounded by her Monster kin, including MGS's boyfriend.She's as safe as safe gets.
>>30053328Shes an immortal Egyptian who may have had more than a little contact with the Greeks. Yaoi is likely mundane as fuck to her.
>>30053195Maybe you should look into that girl who's arm you ripped off?Since you've encountered her in the past, there's a good chance that she was approached by cat cloak guy.
>>30053195learn the lesbians
>>30053395but it's really impoooortant!Wait, don't tell me you signed a contract too?
>>30053395"I had to wear that gear to not bite someone because I was a blood-hungry almost-ghoul. Stop thinking about lewd things."
>>30053395Busy doing what kind of things?
>>30053395is it an evil hooded figure offering contracts? Do you wanna flee in terror with me?"
>>30053395"But I'm worried about you, that cat thing that killed you before has been running around attacking my friends."
>>30053395Be bummed out and go home.
>>30053395Rip her head off so she'll stop acting weird around us.She'll be fine in a few hours.
>>30053395insist, it's super important
>>30053395Tell her it's important, it's about the evil cat and lesbians
>>30053395go inside anyway and vent.
>>30053395"Oh, okay, sorry. I just wanted to make sure that the cat guy who killed you last time hadn't come around. Let me know if he does, or if you want to hang out or something."
>>30053395"Then I shall cut to the chase. You may not be immortal anymore. Be very careful of your life."
>>30053404Have you forgotten about Anti-Hero?
>>30053395"Can I help? I'm good at doing things!""Oh, have you found any more info about your killer? Because I'm investigating him, and I think he might target you again."
>>30053395Tell her you insist. This is very important. It's about the person who killed her.Also tell her not to be so nervous. You're cured now, she doesn't have to worry about you sucking her delicious blood.
>>30053485>Also tell her not to be so nervous. You're cured now, she doesn't have to worry about you sucking her delicious blood.No, we need to say that we're cured now, we won't do anything to her.It might scare her if we talk about drinking blood.
>>30053395Just start sobbing. Hug her. Spill ALL the spaghetti.
>>30053395B-b-but I'm SAD!
>>30053460We should tell her about that, her killer nullified one of MM's powers, she should check her other powers to make sure they're working...and if all her other powers do work, she might not be immortal anymore.
>>30053395You need any help? That's what friends are for.Besides, it'd help us clear our head if we can talk with someone. We can listen to her problems as well.And it's about that cat guy who makes contracts.
>>30053504This. We went through a weird phase and could barely control ourselves for a while, but we're pretty sure everything is alright now and can keep it from spilling out again, especially right here in broad daylight.
>>30053552Don't forget to mention how helpful Robomaid was is in sorting out that period in your life.
"Pleaaaase It's important. And I'm all better now so you don't have to worry about anything weird happening. I promise!"QW: "... Fine. But only because the vague memories of my past tell me you are too simple to come up with anything devious. Enter, peasant, and marvel at the wonders within my home.">Rena is allowed in. The Queen's home really is something else. The entire place is filled with valuable artifacts ranging from statues to weapons that Rena has never seen before. She can see a few servants bustling about, some dressed in Egyptian clothing while others appear to be dresses as maids and butlers.QW: "I apologize for the mess. Good help is hard to find these days. Now, what is it that I can help you with, peasant?"
>>30053540bingo. I daresay if we tell her that, whatever is so pressing might just become a bit less pressing
>>30053614We should totally offer to help clean if we are gonna be unloading emotional baggage on herAlso tell her about Bridgette's power loss.
>>30053614Could you explain to me the lesbian overtones in madoka?Also, how did you meet that evil cat monster?
>>30053614fill her in on cat thingy.
>>30053614"What's a lesbian and how can it help someone regrow a leg?"
>>30053614Wow, your house is pretty.Hey, do you still have all your powers? The only other survivor of that cat thing lost one of her powers after getting hurt. I'm sort of worried the same happened to you.
>>30053614Ask her how to tell if someone is a lesbian
>>30053614Wow, this is a pretty cool place.If you need any help with cleaning, call us, okay?Anyway, the cat thingy.
>>30053614I'm trying to find the evil cat that is turning people into witches with contracts.Also, no one will tell me what lesbian overtones are.
>>30053614"you should totally make a contract with the hooded guy"
>>30053645>how did you meet that evil cat monster?she doesn't remember. Everything she knows about the cat was written in the diary we gave her when she resurrected.
>>30053645>Rena and the quest to learn what the fuck a lesbian is
>>30053614Let her know that her killer drained some of MM's power and we're worried that it might have drained some of hers as well.
I don't mean to be that guy, but we DID just hear the meaning of the word from Sparkle.
I feel like /tg/ is giving Rena brain damage
>>30053724Well that and MM's dad.
>>30053724No, that's Bridgette's dad.
>>30053724"No! I love the voices in my head! And they love me!"
make a mental note to google lesbian later.
>>30053614"Have you found out anything more about the person that killed you last time?"Let her talk. Don't give her any more info, to avoid biasing her answers."Well, one of my friends was attacked by him and lost her powers. I'm afraid the same thing could have happened to you. Have you been feeling strange lately?"
>>30053614>Inb4 QotW has been acquiring bondage gear and practicing for the next time she meets with Rena.
What would Anti Matter Rena be like?
>>30053762MGS already told us what they were.
>>30053685They're really running that joke into the ground.We already know everything we need to right now about Letsbians.It is apparently when girls have romantic inclinations towards other girls. Which just opens a whole 'nother kettle of fish... It is a rabbithole too deep to comprehend at this time.Right now it seems way less important than figuring out who and what Quantum Kitty is, and what his connection to Rena and Sparkle is.Detective hat, Rena! You must have one to keep you focussed on your task!
>>30053614Clean QotW house
>>30053724It's a proven fact that /tg/ lowers the IQ of whoever they control by 10% each thread, or a cumulative -1 penalty it INT and WIS, whichever is greater and the more relevant system.
>>30053781>but she wants to be the sub because of how comfy Rena looked>>30053789I agree.
CLEAN THAT HOUSE RENA
>>30053784it never hurts to get more information.
>>30053789>Rena and SparkleWhich also begs the question. Do Rena and Sparkle have some prior association with each other, or Quantum Kitty, of which they are unaware?That he merely wishes them "maimed" is curious in the extreme.
>>30053769>Don't give her any more info...before she responds to the question, I mean.
"Well... I was wondering if you remembered anything else about the cat thing."QW: "I believe I told you everything I do remember. Past me did manage to be somewhat useful. Using your people's soul stealing device I managed to take this!">She hands Rena a photo.QW: "That is all I have along with the vague feeling of someone stabbing my guts.""That's it? My friend was attacked by one and she lost some of her powers. Have yours been working fine."QW: "Of course! As if some creature could steal something from -me-! Watch as I teleport!">She stands perfectly in place.QW: "... Peasant, did you somehow teleport yourself and my home while I was teleporting? You appear to be in the same spot."
>>30053840Tell that to Bridgette and Queen of the World. More information hurt them quite a bit, and stands to hurt many more besides if Rena and Sparkle can't figure out what the hell is going on.
>>30053873Looks like some creature stole from you
>>30053873Well at least she still has her respawn. For now.
>>30053844MGS was working for QK's previous incarnation.And Rena stole one of its hats and turned herself into a magical girl.
>>30053873"It really did steal some of your powers, please be extra careful, I don't want you to stay dead."
>>30053873I never knew you could teleport!
>>30053873"Oh no, he stole your powers! Does anything else not work? OH NO! YOU MIGHT BE MORTAL NOW!"
>>30053873Wait, you managed to take a picture of the caption?
>>30053873no powers 4 u your highness, wanna fuck?
>>30053873Have her try the other powers.Wait a second... what if QK isn't giving out new powers, but transplanting old ones? Every time it makes a magical girl, it has to take the powers of an old hero/villain.Does that mean that Bridgette's shapeshifting power got given to Cosplay Lass or something?
>>30053873...Son of a bitch.QK did the teleport thing when The Monster came at him, didn't he?
>>30053873No, I can't teleport.
>>30053895Bridgette can still summon.
>>30053873either our aura of normalcy is getting stronger, or your powers got jackedmaybe it's kitty that's been stealing everyone's powers around us, making the world seem normal
Rolled 16>>30053909Pretty sure those are the words the dying queen scrawled on the floor with her own blood.
>>30053873"You didn't teleport."RENA. ANYTHING IT MAIMS GETS ITS POWERS STOLEN.I BET ANYTHING A CONTRACTEE MAIMS GETS THE SAME TREATMENT.THAT'S WHY IT WANTED YOU AND SPARKLE MAIMEDIT WANTS YOUR ROCK-THROWING POWERS.
>>30053873"Was your dress that short before?"
>>30053873Well we know that she can still reincarnate and I assume she still has super-charm so the Evil Cat stole her teleport power.Wait, does this mean Evil Cat can teleport and shapeshift? Actually that makes sense, it teleported to get away from Monster. This means Evil Cat can shapeshift into any of Bridgette's forms! We need to go back to Bridgette and find out what forms she used to transform into, and tell the Associations to be on the lookout for those forms!
>>30053873Well, you didn't move anywhere. I'd try not dying for a while, until we get this sorted out. Maybe forever, try not to die ever.Also, since it appears you're a powerless human now, maybe you can teach me about this lesbian thing I've been hearing about.That' was phrased like a question, but if you look at my sentence there is no question mark. That's because it wasn't actually a question. It's happening.
>>30053873Call Sparkle and tell her it's stealing powers from the people it maims
>>30053873I wonder if Quantum Kitty has to go out and steal all the powers he gives away in his contracts...
>>30053897That's still not a lot to go on. We still don't have any definate connections between QB and QK, other than a similar modus operandi.And it doesn't explain why he'd want us maimed rather than just dead.Still... If there's someone who definately knows more about this whole thing who isn't telling us the whole story... it's Sparks.But I don't know if we can/should confront her about it in front of the whole monster clan in a villain hospital.
"Well, you didn't move anywhere. I'd try not dying for a while, until we get this sorted out. Maybe forever, try not to die ever.">Rena quickly sends Sparkle a text concerning her new info. Sparkle doesn't reply.QW: "I did not? Then... That fiend! Rena, you are being promoted to Servant. I do not care what it will take. You have my full support in any plan you may need to take down this creature. NO ONE STEALS FROM THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD AND LIVES!"Woah. She seems fired up.Still, she has others working for her so it looks like her other powers are working. Maybe it only takes one power at a time?
>>30054055She's like an adorable Gilgamesh.
>>30053873Well, now we know it steals powers from the people it harms. What could it have taken from Monster?
>>30054055quick! make a contract with the hooded figure just off panel!
>>30054055"I need you to organize the hunt for this thing. Get other people aware. Get the whole city aware! EVERYONE MUST KNOW ABOUT IT."
>>30054055>Maybe it only takes one power at a time?That would be consistent with our hypothesis and Bridgette's claimed continued ability to summon monsters.
>>30054055Cooldown hug. We can't have her do anything rash and stupid.She's our friend, after all.>>30054014We'll have to suck it up eventually and face her.For now, let's hit Shadowman. If someone has any info on these activities, it's him.
its after sparkle because she has all the power that QB had gathered, no idea why its after rena. It might have been after us because we were looking into it, but it could easily be something else.
>>30054105sparkle gave us some of her power
>>30054055"Yes, ma'am. My first act of service is to advise you to tell the Villain Association everything you know and put their people on the alert. Other inn- well, not 'innocent' people, but people are in dan... do you even work with the Villain Association?"
>>30054105It wants Rena because she's in the way.Rena is the only person that can stop the evil cat.
>>30054095I'm not sure it's a good idea. There seem to be only two major outcomes of a deal with Quantum Kitty. People who are tempted by the offer are still going to be tempted whether they're forewarned or not.
>>30054055Get her to relax while you clean and unload all your emotional stresses on her.
>>30054055That's very likely.Hey Rena, this Evil Cat seems to be targeting people you've met. Call the ghoul next, while heading back to your place to check on Kitty. Kitty could be a target too! OR EVEN THE EVIL CAT.Also inform the Associations about Bridgette's shapeshifting being stolen and probably used by the Cat to hide.
>>30054123And the stolen hat thing.Did we take the magical item from Cosplay Lass?
>>30054105so why main and not drain?
>>30054151>Hey Rena, this Evil Cat seems to be targeting people you've metnope. We never met Edgemurder before she came gunning for Sparks.
>>30054055Hmm, what's the fastest way to spread a message?Oh, I know! She could write a song about it! That will make sure people know what he can do and how he operates. Then whenever anyone sees him, they'll think "he's like that guy from the song". Don't get too specific with they lyrics, though; wouldn't want the populace to think that their Queen had been bested.
>>30054151Yeah check on the ghoul.For some reason I doubt that the cat is going to target any of your male enemies.
>>30054055Rider could be helpful. She has the souls of the restless dead; if Cloak Cat is killing people to protect his secrets, then one of them might know something.She might only have the souls of heroes, but it couldn't hurt to ask.
>>30054193But MGS never met C-Lass. It seems to be targeting both of us, maybe because of what >>30054123 said.
"Yes, ma'am. My first act of service is to advise you to tell the Villain Association everything you know and put their people on the alert. Other inn- well, not 'innocent' people, but people are in dan... do you even work with the Villain Association?"QW: "Huh? Those people? They keep hiring me and giving me money. I'm not certain why but I'm not complaining. All is as it should be.">>30054214>Rena explains her new genius plan.QW: "I love it! Servant Rena, you will be my personal adviser at this rate! Go, I must write!">Rena is lead out of the house and she can hear the Queen start to sing.That went well. Let's check on Jiang-Shi!>Rena finds out where she lives and heads on over. On her way she sees something...>Jiang-Shi is being led off by someone into an alleyway.
>>30054055notes: cat takes one power per severe strikeAll contracts require us to be incapacitated along with Magical Girl for an extended period of timeCat wants us and MG out of the way for a long period of time, but doesn't want to confront us itself. It is targeting villains as tools to 'distract us' I guessbest move is to have a 'kill on sight' or 'run like hell' order upon seeing something that looks similar to it.Also maybe having a buddy system.
>>30054259"Excuse me!"Run after them, rock in hand just in case.
>>30054247We've only seen CC target people we've met after we stopped Dwem. It could have expanded its list of enemies when we did that.Hey, what if CC's magical girl powers were stolen from another source?
>>30054259Spy on Jiang-Shi. Be discreet. Maybe it's nothing.
>>30054259Quick follow her!
>>30054259TIME TO USE OUR COMPACT MIRROR/phone as a mirror TO PEEK AROUND THE CORNER WITHOUT BEING NOTICEDOPERATOR STYLE
>>30054259Super stealth action Rena, with 'FOLLOW DAT BITCH' action!
>>30054259get them rocks outfollow hastily
>>30054259I think we're witnessing CC at work. Get ready to call someone. If you see a contract being made, hide and call MGS immediately.
>>30054259"DON'T DO IT!"Chase, because we're rock-fuck stupid.
>>30054259Swallow the stolen focus. It will make you stronger, and they won't be able to break it.
>>30054259Use your speed to get over there and get an eye on things!
>>30054259"Hey! Do you want your hat back?!"
>>30053614Fabulous?Fabulous.>I need to sleep, otherwise I would have posted after the thread was over. Not super happy with how it turned out, but so very tired right now. Thanks for running the quest. Always fun to read.
>>30054406Jesus christ, man
>>30054406Wow. This is fucking amazing.
>>30054406fabulous indeed, though it lacks the queeny feeling to it.I guess I imagine her more in a comedic light then a serious one more then the others
>>30054259i'm sure she's just selling her body to a stranger for some money.
>>30054406goddamn that's beautiful..."HEY! Do you want your hate back!">Rena runs after Jiang-Shii.>She turns to face Rena.JS: "Rena?"???: "..."
>>30054481Throw rock at cat
>>30054481Throw a rock at the kitten.
>>30054481ROCK TO THE CAT"Yoooooou!"Then pull out a phone and call MGS.
>>30054481DON'T TAKE THE CONTRACT!
>>30054481"Look out! That guy fits the description of a guy who has already killed at least a few villains, and/or stolen their powers!"
>>30054481"So I'm looking for this weird hooded guy who runs around looking like a cat and offering contracts. have you seen him?"
>>30054481YOOOUUUUUUU!!!point at cat bastard man!and make a pact with him
ROCK THROWING WILL GET US KILLEDWE CANNOT TAKE ON WHAT THE MONSTER COULDN'T KILL>>30054481Just pretend you have no idea who that cloaked figure is. In fact, pretend you don't even notice them. Just get JS to walk towards you and away from it."It's back at my apartment. You want it back?"
>>30054481Snap a picture of him with your camera phone and run. If he doesn't chase you, only run a short distance, then double back to spy. Hopefully, the flash will illuminate his facial features.
>>30054481txt MGS: IT HERE!
>>30054529I second this! Pretend we can't see the cat.
>>30054481"He hurt Bridgette!"Apply rock to face.
>>30054481Throw rock at cat, then run away while calling MGS. You need backup.Actually just call for backup in general, I think you have something that does that?
>>30054481that's a BAD KITTY.
>>30054481"Don't do it! He'll make you super strong at the expense of killing me and my good friends!"
>>30054529this. Also, I seem to recall QB having a white cloak, not a dark one.
>>30054481Jump between JS and the evil midget to defend her"GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU MONSTER!"
>>30054481we'll GIVE you your hat back!
>>30054481I wonder why he never confronted us personally.
>>30054529an if we do not take the pact he butchers usthe only way we have that doesn't have him immediately kill us is making the pact.....
Seriously, don't try to fight him guys. What was the point of having everyone wanting to kill him if we were just going to fuck it up ourselves? Rena isn't that good, she'll get impaled/amputated.
>>30054602He apparently doesn't want us killed.
>>30054509this except adding the power stealing and the killing attempts
>>30054481Do not pay attention to the cat.The cat does not exist.If you act like you do not see the cat, the cat might not kill you.
>>30054587Exactly the way it was?
>>30054481Sorry I took your hat...
"Haha, come on Jiang-Shii. I have your hat at my home. Let's get it."JS: "But that guy wanted to talk to-""What guy, haha? There's no one there. Come on. Let's go."
>>30054625yes!just don't contract!
>>30054481YOU'VE BEEN A BAD KITTY
>>30054481Oh crikes Rena! Can you send out a distress signal? You should totally send a distress signal.
>>30054481"Um, I'll leave you two alone."Walk away, hide, and watch in secret. That's the best thing to do here. An empowered villain can be dealt with; that's better than getting her or yourself killed.
>>30054643how can he have your hat if we have your ha-SPRINT AS FAST AS POSSIBLE
Rolled 6>>30054643GRAB JIANG AND JUMP SUPER HIGH
>>30054643Why would you do thisFIGHT YOUR OPPONENT, RENA!
>>30054643Pet the kitty.
>>30054643What if its Kitty?
>>30054643Rena you both have toDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDGGGGEE!
>>30054643Hey, did someone drop $20 on the ground in front of you?What luck!
>>30054643Grab JS around the waist and super strength jump to the top of the building
>>30054643PET THE KITTY RENA
Rolled 22>>30054643Um, sprint? Throw gravel in the cat's face? JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF THEREROLLING FOR EVADE
>>30054676Don't even say things like that.
>>30054643>USING DENSITY AS A WEAPONamazing.
>>30054643pretend to make a pact with him
>>30054643Rena, remember your true power: THE NEGATIVITY FIELD. YOU ARE AN IMMOVABLE OBJECT, ROCK THAT JABRONI
>>30054719Or just make a pact with him and wish he was out pet, Kitty. That ought to forces Hume to go back in time abpnd bind himself into the form of a powerless cat which we will then meet and befriend.
>>30054765I think you mean ROCK THAT SHIT, HOMIEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtyb0oPfzC8
Rolled 9>>30054643TURN INTO MECHA RENA!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2tYJoocSgg
>>30054643Pet the kitty! With the force of your vampire strength!
>>30054643i don't think those blades can even pierce rena.
>>30054752Oh god I meant to say hat haha I guess I'm freaking out a bit."Come on, Jiang-Shii. Let's go. Pchooooo."Oh god oh god oh god.JS: "Rena, I really don't think we should- WATCH OUT!">Rena attempts to laugh and duck out of the danger as she always does.>But it doesn't work....Ow.
>>30054848Oh god your sweater is ruined
Rolled 11>>30054643This is the motherfucker that hurt Bridgette.Rena: Transform into your UNBREAKABLE GOLEM FORM!
>>30054848"sooo..about those pacts...."
Rolled 14>>30054848"Jiang Shi. Run."
>>30054848Rena, I think it's time to get angry
>>30054848Well, it's been a fun quest everyone! Rena, hope to see more out of you next time! Good game, good night!
>>30054848holy shit what
>>30054848PffftttDoesn't even hurt
>>30054848Oh no, we lost the ability to throw rocks!Or the ability to heal. In which case we are about to die. So hopefully not that one.
>>30054848Fall downCurl up on the groundTry not to die die
>>30054848open your flip phone."Sparkle? I found the evil cat."
>>30054848Rena, you need to get angry. For probably the first time in your life you have to get mad.And then, we are going to kick this guy's ass.
INCOMING PERSPECTIVE SWITCH>>30054848Oh fuck, can you at least switch on a distress signal with your communicator before you either die or pass out again?
>>30054848Reach behind you and grab the wire or whatever the scythe is attached to.Give it a good yank.Punch guy in face.
>>30054848Grab the blade and spin in place. Smash him against the wall with his own limbs.
>>30054896Take a selfie!
>>30054848"You should go... this guy is bad news, you know?"...maybe get help."
Rolled 19>>30054848It hurt Bridgette.It hurt Queen.It hurt you.And it's going to hurt Sparkle.It may be the same thing that made Sparkle's girlfriend turn on her and eat her arm.Activate your costume to keep your insides inside, then RIP AND TEAR
>>30054848Well, so much for that.Ruined by purposefully stupid suggestions.
>>30054929Supporting. It sounds so fitting for right now.
>>30054848Die crying and soiling yourselfmutter Bridgette with your dying breath
>>30054922yes. A selfie.
>>30054848>Rena's true power is not having one>He steals it
>>30054848running away failed us!Our only other options are rocks and talking!
>>30054977>at the cost of her life
>>30054977>Rena's true power is childlike innocenceHe steals it.
like the first 500 chapters of One Piecenobody dies in pokemon quest
>>30055000>Rena is jesus
>>30054848USE THE HAIRCLIPTAKE OUT THE HAIRCLIP AND PUT IT ON
>>30055027Oh shit, this!I was thinking the hat but it was too far away. The clip never even occurred to me.
Rolled 3>>30054848Whelp. Let's see what we lost.>Super Strength>Regeneration>Accuracy>Rocks>Sparkle's blessing of normalcy and luck>Being a complete normalfag with no powers as a gimmick
>>30055027Yes, do we still have it? Is it not broken?
>>30055008Now Rena will forget what lesbians are
>>30055027Wait, yes! THIS! Rena, today is the day you show that S-Rank savvy
>>30055027I think MGS took it when we knocked it off CS's head.
>>30055063Or maybe she'll finally understand?
>The blade leaves Rena's body and she falls down.???: "Your powers should help you recover from this one Rena, but don't except to have them when you wake. Maybe now you'll learn to stop bothering me, hmm? Tell Sparkle to just let me do what I want and that's it.">>30055027Oh, hey. I do still have that...And it feels not broken.Aaaand I can't feel my toes anymore.
>>30055027this. Great idea. can't POSSIBLY go wrong.
>>30054954What suggestions? We told her to be stealthy, she just walks right up to him. We told her to jump out of the way, she just stood there and let him stab her.
>>30055086USE THE HAIRCLIP RENA
>>30055086Put it on.
>>30055086Well put it on.Also holy shit, it's been MM+ the whole time.
>>30055086Do it Rena.
>>30055086Punch that jerk in his face. He doesn't even deserve a rock.
>>30055086try to use a hairclip before you pass out. It might cure your guts.
Rolled 36>>30055086Put on the clip. Whatever C-Lass's powers were, they're going to keep us alive.Also, it has hair. Doesn't that look like our hair?
>>30055086Put it on."I'm a hero. You're hurting people. That means I have to stop you."
>>30055086How about instead of doing something stupid, we call MGS?
>>30055086HAHA TIME FOR HAIRCLIP
>>30055120OH GOD! IT'S US FROM THE FUTURE!
>>30055086Use hairclip, see what happens>>>30055125She didn't pick up last time.
>>30055121This as many times as I can back it.
>>30055121And find out girls actually can love other firls.
>>30055086That's our ex, what's-his-face, isn't it?
>>30055086"You hurt Bridgette. I'll *kill* you."
>>30055086What do you even mean by "bothering you"
Rolled 16>>30055086>but don't except to have them when you wake.So just don't pass out.USE THE HAIRCLIP!
>>30055153This. Definitely this.We're pissed off.
>>30055086It's time to stop relying on everyone else, Rena. Today we handle this shit ourselves! HAIRCLIP-ON
>>30055121>Rena finally admitting she is a hero and acting like oneFUCKING YES.
>>30055086PUT IT ONTHAT FUCKING CAT IS HURTING PEOPLE AND ONLY YOU CAN STOP IT
>Rena puts on the hairclip.>Magical power courses through her and she feels her wound stitching itself back together. She rises, feeling stronger than she ever has before.>She is... Magical Vampire Rena."I'm a hero. You're hurting people. That means I have to stop you."???: "... You don't deserve cool lines like that. I really don't want to kill you but I think you can survive with no limbs. Now, hold still."
Rolled 11>>30055200MAGICAL ROCK BARRAGE
>>30055200GATE OF PEBBLEON
>>30055200"I've got one more cool line for you.""Rock. Beats. Scissors."Use your magical vampire powers to tear all the rocks out of the alleyway and pummel him!
>>30055200Bite your tongue.Blood chains, motherfucker.
Rolled 22>>30055200Parry blades, face punch.
>>30055200Unlimited Rock Works
>>30055200Aaaaand we're going to get destroyed.
>>30055200Magical Vampire Rocks!
Rolled 74>>30055200don't hold still
>>30055200use ROCKS to deflect blades while we retreat.Infinite rockwork blade deflection technique.
>>30055200"JIANG! CALL SPARKLE!">>30055218YES!>>30055220ALSO YES!
>>30055200Avalanche.The gate to pebbleonUnlimited rockworks
>>30055200IT'S OUR FUCKING EX!KEEEELL HIM!
>>30055200>Macross Rock Massacre>Unlimited Boulder Works>Storm of Pebbles
>>30055200UNLIMITED ROCK WORKSREMEMBER WHAT MGS SAIDIT'S TIME TO STOP SCREWING AROUND
>>30055220>>30055218Oh sweet lord, I need to see this happen.
>>30055200unlimited rock works!
Rolled 12>>30055200MVRMVRMVRMVR>>30055218DO IT
>>30055218No, fuck that. Just throw a goddamn rock.
>>30055200>You don't deserve cool lines like thatYep. definitely us from the future.
>>30055200Rather than pissing about with little rocks, why not just Summon Bigger Rock?
Rolled 8>>30055200Unlimited rock works!
>>30055220This, but with none of that FSN faggotry
>>30055200Okay. This guy has no qualms with killing villains that don't agree to the contract, yet he doesn't want to hurt us specifically.Mr. Kitty how could you.or alternatively,John, you're such an asshole. We broke up for a reason.
>>30055200Does our rocks now turn into rock candy since we Magical now? If so then I vote>>30055218>>30055226>>30055220
>>30055295DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAAAYWE NEED TO FIGHT, AS OOOOOONEDON'T BE AFRAAAAAAAAID
>>30055220I'd say this is the best one liner we can have.>>30055288Considering recent events, it's probably an avoidable future. Like the ones that Cyclops's kids are from.
>>30055200"Jiang, run away. You can save yourself here."Blood Wings. Take the fight airborne.
>>30055295it's kinda a bumber rena didn't undergo lewd transformation sequence.
>>30055288>>30055337It cant be, since theyre willing to cut our limbs off. BttF rules says that will hurt them, too.
>>30055200[not losing of way intensifies]
>>30055355Oh, those lewd transformation scenes are only used for fanservice.There's nothing for Rena to show off in a lewd transformation sequence.>Rena is distracted by this comment and is stabbed. Again.
>>30055367Eh, that doesn't really fit lyrically.
>>30055366Maybe that's why it's using crazy scythe things? Because it doesn't have arms either?Or maybe an alternate reality us?But we all know it's going to be Sparkle's dead girlfriend
>>30055218Guys, this is clearly an end of game move. We can't use it now, unless we want this to be the end of the quest
>>30055401Yeah, this is more of a THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL fight. Or Monsoon's theme.
>>30055200Make your body as hard as stone. Scissors can't cut rock.
>>30055413How about just a basic terrakinetic attack?
>>30055200Rock armor. Then smash into her.> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pURJDToKA0k
"I've got one more cool line for you. Rock. Beats. Scissors.">Rena leaps into the air, amazed to find that she can now defy gravity by using rocks to lift herself up."ROCKS FALL, YOU DIE!"Man, I'm awesome sometimes.>Rena rips the stone out of the surrounding walls and ground. Jiang-Shii is gone but wherever the creature tries to move he finds that stone blocks his path.>With a wave of her wand all the rocks rush at the creature and slam into him.>The sheer force of the impact destroys the glass of any windows around and reduces the alleyway to rubble....I think I got him.
Rolled 1>>30055454Get out of there and call MGS and Bridgette!HE IS NOT DEAD! HE DODGED IT!
>>30055454neat, call sparkle and then take off the cliphow did we fuck up this time I wonder?
>>30055454Probably not Rena, He stole QotW's teleport ability remember.
>>30055454Throw more rocks at it.
>>30055454Drop a few more, just to make sure.
>>30055454The Origin of all Monsters didn't get him, I think he's good at not dying.
>>30055454DID YOU REALLY? C'MON MVR.
>>30055454Report battle to magical girl sparkle.squidge the rock up and down a few times.
>>30055454Jesus christDon't let up. Keep your guard.
Rolled 86>>30055454Remember Rena, always double tap.
>>30055454Rena, guy, he can teleport. Just accept this as a victory and get the fuck out of there. Don't bother confirming you got him, you did good enough.
>>30055454LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU
>>30055454He can teleport, remember?
>>30055454No, he stole a teleporting power! Dodge, just in case! He's not dead until you've seen the body.
>>30055454Triple-Check. And Quadruple check. This dingus tried to kill your friends and was pretty rude to you all things considered.
>>30055454Just throw a rock directly behind you....Hopefully Jiang ran away.
>>30055454Call MGS. OK I FOUND THE CATTHING AND I THINK I BEAT IT BUT MY ORGANS ARE ABOUT TO LEAVE MY BODY
>>30055454Rena, the creature can teleport! It's not dead yet, look around for it and avoid a surprise attack!If it's not about to ambush you, move the rocks to see if its body is there. If not, it fled.
>>30055454What's that stick figure-like object in the upper right corner?
>>30055465>Rena jumps into the Quantum Kitty's blades
Rolled 17>>30055454Get to the hospital! MMA and MM++ can give you cover while you regroup with MGS.
No double-tap, no tossing more just to be sure, no trying to detain him either. Just get out of there.>>30055454Rena, you can fly now, I don't think cat guy can fly even if he can teleport. Just get away and find Sparkle before he stabs you again.
>>30055454Fire a rock directly behind you, and above you.Trust me on this.
>>30055454>He is obviously finished. No one could survive that much dust.Rena come on, nobody that strong ever dies to the first big fancy attack thrown at them. Especially when you know they can teleport and also shapeshift
>>30055517Rena, I think.
>>30055517I think that's Rena. She's flying via hovering on an anti-grav rock.
>>30055454Hey Rena.He stole Bridget's shape shifting and Queen of the World's teleporting.Find the rock flying in the air that you can't control.
>>30055541>>30055551Ah, I was afraid that was our target
>>30055454You didn't. He can teleport.Also, that was carelessly destructive.Keep alert, and quickly call Cynthia on your cell phone. Sparkle won't pick up, but Cynthia's likely to be close by. If you say "He's here! I'm fighting him now!" then she can get Sparkle's attention.>captcha: omdjud send
>>30055517That's me, of course.>Just in case Rena fires a few rocks behind herself and lifts up the rocks she already threw. She then slams them back into the ground repeatedly.>When she's satisfied she removes the giant boulder she'd thrown.>Under it is a smear of blood but nothing else.Ah, so I did get himBut... There's no body.>She sends another text to Magical Girl Sparkle but there's still no reply. Bridgette, however, replies and says that she'll be down there as soon as possible with her sister....I wish I was psychic. I'm feeling kinda paranoid. Also I get the feeling that if I didn't have this magic right now my insides would be outside.
>>30055620think happy thoughts, take off the clip when Bridg gets here
Rolled 3>>30055620That's YOUR blood! Fly HIGH and keep an eye out for anything strange.
>>30055620CHECK UNDER THE GIANT BOULDER
>>30055620DRINK THE BLOODYOU'LL NEED IT
>>30055620Rock whirlwind. Keep your defenses up. If Bridgette and Cynthia are coming down, you won't be the only one in danger.
>>30055620Instead of having Bridgette come to you, you should probably go to her. Wasn't she in a hospital, a place you should be?
>>30055620Just hover in mid-air and watch around you for cute bats and blades zooming at you. Stay safe until help arrives.
>>30055620Drink that blood.Do it.
Rolled 19>>30055620Check for Jiang Shi.Is she safe?
>>30055620Breathe normally and think happy thoughts. Everything is going to be all right. Bridgette is coming.
>>30055620Do you still have your other powers, or only your Magical Vampire Rena powers?
>>30055643Naw, she accidentally smashed Jiang.
>>30055620Throw rocks at all wildlife within the vicinity.
>>30055620That's special blood.You'll get your powers back if you drink it.Trust me.
>>30055620Keep that thing on until help arrives; won't do you much good if you bleed out.Also check our bank account in case we got paid for accidentally mulching Jiang-Shi.
>>30055620yeah, re-text bridgette.We should go to the hospital with her, not vice versa.
>>30055620Is Jiang-Shi okay?
>>30055643That crater is fucking HUGE. There's no way Rena bled that much.
>>30055620Drink the bloodMaybe you'll absorb it's powers.
>>30055620You need to go to the hospital.
>>30055646>>30055661>>30055679Silly voices! We don't need to drink blood and Rena certainly isn't going through withdraw or anything...
>>30055620Take a sample of that blood. Have it analyzed by some SUPER SCIENTIST hero to find out who it belongs to.Start moving towards the hospital to intercept MM and MM+.
>>30055620Jesus christRena really did stop fucking around
>>30055620Rena, how are you flying? You're not standing on a rock.
>>30055620Keep a close eye on the blood. We can analyze it. Could Cynthia turn into a vampire and taste it?Also, ask if MGS is okay.
The last time that thing met resistance it fled, it's probably wonded and hidding but not dead
>>30055718He took off Bridgette's foot.
>>30055721Rocks up the dress.
>>30055721Obviously, she's forcing the Earth away from her
>>30055750what is the earth but a giant rock in the void of space?
>>30055721She's just throwing the earth downwards.
>>30055620double check on jian-shealso, how many houses did you just destroy?
>>30055721It's in my hand.>>30055709Blood sample obtained!>>30055668I don't seem to have them right now...>>30055667Totally happy.>Rena lands, keeping a few rocks floating around her for defense. >She texts Bridgette telling her that she'll go meet with her instead.>Halfway through Rena feels the powers she'd been given leave her. She looks at the hairpin and sees that it doesn't have as much color as it did before.>Her wound reopens.Oh.. That's not good.>She stumbles along. So close to the hopsital.>Her legs give out and she falls.Ah... Damn...Now I'll never find out...What she meant by lesbian overtones...In madoka...
>>30055721The dress is made of rocks. Very long and thin thread-like rocks with enchanted flexability..
>>30055768okay you know what it might have been a mistake to not have bridgette pick us upnow we'll never know abotu lesbians
>>30055768>Rena blacks out.
>>30055768>Blood sample obtained!I can't help but imagine that, rather than this illustrating her wound reopening, this is a picture of Rena having scooped up an armful of blood and holding it covetously so as not to lose any of it.
>>30055796The death and (possible) return of Rena?
>>30055796And the stupid continues.
>>30055768Hey Rena have you actually realized that MGS meant that Bridgette was the one in lesbians with you yet orJust something to think about while you bleed out, is all
Sure hope Bridgette is too panicky not to go find Rena
>>30055796You dumbass, the Evil Cat already said you'd survive that wound.
>>30055796Dammit, Rena, you're supposed to KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN
>>30055796HEAD TOWARDS THE LIGHT
>>30055815Between all the blood loss and eldritch brain damage, its a wonder she can still function.
>>30055796>Rena opens her eyes. She finds herself in a bright room, on a soft bed, and something hard and thick wrapped around her torso.>Cynthia appears to have curled up around her and is using her like some sort of heat plate.Oh. I'm in the hospital. The Villain, I'm guessing.>She shakes Cynthia.>The girl appears to be in deep sleep.
>>30055796Bridgette: Save Rena.
>>30055869Pat her head?
>>30055869"Did I died? People usually die when they are killed/"
>>30055869Do you still have your phone? Try texting Bridgette.
>>30055869just... lie here a while.It would be almost criminal to wake her like this.
are... are you naked?
>>30055869"Well... I'm not dead. That's something."
>>30055869"You're not Bridgette."
>>30055869Look around for Bridgette. Also where's the blood sample? Giving it to a SUPER SCIENTIST Villain would be acceptable as well.
Rolled 57Is... Is she naked?
>>30055869Could this be those 'lesbian overtones' that people keep talking about?
>>30055869Pet Cynthia.>captcha: pieces ellSeptAlso make sure all your pieces are sept.
>>30055869Enjoy the hug.
>>30055869...I'm starting to think that Cynthia might just have feelings for us. Just maybe.
>>30055869are you naked?
>>30055869You must be dreaming Rena, this isn't real.
>>30055869Rena. I think these are the overtones you've been searching for.
>>30055869She looks so happyWhere is Bridgette?
Rolled 12>>30055869Text Bridgette and MGS.
>>30055889>>30055896There's a neckline for the shirt/sweater/whatever, so no.
>>30055869You're naked.try not to become aroused.become aroused
>>30055904of course she feels something, it's friendship right?
>>30055869rena:Where is Caffornicator?
>>30055898No, I don't think that quite fits this time.Cynthia is a reptile, and reptiles need warmth. Cuddling warm-blooded humans is a good way to stay warm.I mean, it can't be anything else, right?
>>30055869Must be some kind of wonderful dreamI didn't know you had dreams with such blatent lesbian overtones, Rena
>>30055904Well, yeah. She's in direct contact with us! It'd be weird if she didn't have any feelings.
>>30055768>>Halfway through Rena feels the powers she'd been given leave her.The powers from MGS? The Vampire powers? Both?
>>30055904Well, sure. Feelings of hunger, and feelings of sadism, and feelings of platonic affection.
Rolled 76>>30055922You don't get that kinda squish wearing a shirt.
>>30055908let's check for mirrors then.
"Is that you Lesbian overtones?"
>>30055869Wait, did MM+ turn Rena into a vampire again to give her regeneration?
>>30055948The magical girl powers from the clip.
>>30055933Oh fuck, Caffornicator assimilated with MM+. Now we just wait for her to start vibrating.
>>30055968Then we'll finally understand those lesbian overtones!
>>30055948Maybe we've lost our power of not having any powers so now Rena just has every super power
>bridgette is now DurgaAwesome!Also shame MM+ and CF didn't work out. That would solve a load of problems
>>30055869I need an adult!...a different adult!
>>30055907Nah.We're both clothed.>>30055917I don't see her...Oh, Sparkle is here.>Rena tries to wave at her without waking the sleeping Cynthia.MGS: "Oh, hey. Glad to see you're up. You've been out for two days.""... What?"MGS: "Yeah. Bridgette is out the Villain Association working on her leg but Cynthia promised to keep watch over you. Looks like she's doing a good job.""Are you here to keep watch too?"MGS:" Yeah. I... I'm sorry you were attacked. And that I may have hurt you. It's my fault you went out on your own. We saw what you did downtown... I was impressed. And we noticed you were holding that blood. Velocity Raptor is having it examined right now. We might be able to find out a lot more about the man because of you. So... Thanks."
>>30055953No, you mean that you don't get that kind of squish wearing a BRA.Trust me, the wife hangs around the apartment without her bra on a decent amount of the time. It's responsible for far more than you credit.
>>30055960Fixed the mouth for you. Now it looks less shit.
>>30055987Inform Sparkle that you used the hairpin. Better that she find out now than later.
>>30055987Apologize for being so dense that you didn't realize Madoka has lesbian overtones
Rolled 42>>30055989... Meh. Maybe its just not with moobs then?
>>30055987uh, yeah, right. wheres kitty? do i still have arms?
>>30055987Tell her that hood jerk told you to tell MGS to stop bothering it.and I think it DODGED the rock
>>30055987It's alright MGS.I think I've finally understood what lesbian overtone meant.
>>30055987So the clip is drained. Can I have the Edge Witch's hat now? Can we be magical girls together?!
>>30055987Smile.Smile so WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEverything is good with the world again.
>>30055987What about Jiang-Shi? Is she still...uh, undead?
>>30055987Sorry for being kind of an oblivious asshole
>>30055987Sparkle finally appreciates us, YES.Ask for DWE's hat now.
>>30055987Ah, well, sorry for being such an airhead all the time myself.Hey, any chance I can get that hat back at some point? I sort of want to see what happens if I put it on over this hairclip
>>30055987"Hey, no prob. That's what friends are for, right?"And flash her the trademarked Rena Smile.
>>30056004And that we lost our vampire powers.
>>30055987Start crying. Apologize for being so useless and pissing her off and hurting her and trying to stop her from beating up C-Lass and blah blah blah.Full Madoka.
>>30055987"No problem. So, like, is this 'lesbian overtones', or just Cynthia's usual tactics to make me uncomfortable?"
>>30055987Have you seen Caffornicator anywhere?
>>30055987It's stealing powers. It stole QotW's teleporting. The thing with Bridgette wasn't some freak occurrence. It got me too.
>>30056000not my drawing (a doodle Commuter whipped up for Hollow Quest redux)
>>30055987Ask her to explain the lesbian overtones. Like fuck, it's been bothering us for so long!
>>30056019This! Our eyes should start sparkling, too.Everything is perfect. We won a battle, and we were actually good at it!>>30056028It could be that we lost our Magical Vampire powers instead.
>>30055987It seemed to know me personally. Also, I can apparently leech power from hair clips. Like a power Vampire.
>>30055987Apologize for being a space cadet. Sparkle's just looking out for us. We should also get a refresher about what happened in the last two days.
>>30056037Commuter doesn't have a tablet. All of his things are cellphone pics of a sketchbook.
>>30056040>It could be that we lost our Magical Vampire powers instead.I meant that when it stabbed us it took some of our powers.
>>30055987trademark Rena smile now!
>>30055987Warn her that the Evil Cat stole one of your not-vampire powers along with the shapeshifting and teleport powers he already has.But now we know it bleeds. We can kill it. Also, tell her how he did not want to kill you. Come to think of it, has the Evil Cat killed anyone?We may be dealing with a rogue Hero that stole QB's power somehow.
>>30056060I think it was commutermaybe it was snapplesomebody who frequents HQR
>>30056063But it might not even work that way.He said that we would still live, and our powers would heal us this once and never again.It could be that it takes *time* after stabbing to take powers away, and us putting on the hairpin could've distorted that.
>>30056070Rena doesn't smile often enough for that
>>30056080Pretty sure it was snapple. It looks like his handwriting.
>>30056085see >>30055086>Your powers should help you recover from this one Rena, but don't except to have them when you wake
>>30056091yeah it was probably him
"It's fine, Sparkle. Don't worry about it. It's kinda my fault for being so spacey. I'll try and pay more attention to stuff and junk. Also I'm not sure if you got my text but that thing stabbed me pretty good and I think it may have stolen my vampire powers."MGS: "It did, I checked. And the Focus you took from Cosplay Lass is out of power. I'm guessing when they contract with him they need to get him to refill it rather then the power coming from themselves. Right now you don't have any powers.""Oh... That kinda sucks."MGS: "You'll do fine Rena. You've always done well without them.""Yeah, but...">She feels Cynthia stirring on top of her.>She flashes her own toothy smile at Rena.C: "You know... I could always give them back~"...Oh boy...
>>30055987Okay, I've got a lot of things I want to say."How is Bridgette doing? What about Jiang-Shi? She disappeared while I was fighting.""Is the hairpin still around?""I couldn't see under his cloak, but I got a good look at his arms. They were very long and thin, and they looked like scythes. He never used his normal limbs. Also, he seemd to have short, light-colored hair. Does that seem familiar to you?""He said some interesting thing to me. He said that I'd be able to regenerate from my injuries, but would lose the power by the time I woke up.""He also said that he didn't want to kill me, but he was willing to dismember me. And that I wasn't cool enough to get cool lines.""And he said to tell you to stop bothering him and let him do what he wants.""...I don't think he's dead. There was no body."
Rolled 17>>30056136"Half vampire, please."
>>30056136Next thread we should ask Bridgette if she can give us any powers, not Cynthia
>>30056136Well, you'll really need 'em with that guy around, Rena!Besides, maybe Cynthia knows what "lesbian overtones" are. You should ask her!
>>30056136"can I think about?"
>>30056136"Um. Thanks, but that would mean another week hiding in my apartment.
>>30056136Let's call the Doctor and see if his treatments have been refined. He said that we were a test run; maybe he can do it more reliably now.
>>30056136YesJust yesThey were a huge help, we trust Cynthia and now that it's with our consent we can have a smoother time getting used to them
>>30056155I'm in support of Bridgette putting her lips on Rena's neck.>>30056165That's a fair point. Shoot, being a vampire is less risky now then it was then I bet.
>>30056162It'd go easier the next time, now that we know that drinking nonhuman blood will help us stay in control.
>>30056136Ok. We can handle another week of not drinking delicious blood.And now we know that Bridgette and Cynthia blood totally won't turn us into a ghoul if we slip up with them.And more time for Hannibal Lecter mask! You are so smart, Rena.
>>30056136When did you wake up?
>>30056136Can you only do half vampire?
>>30056136Chapter 23 when? Can it be now? Sleep is for the weak.You are a lovely person and I appreciate you running as long as you did. I can't wait for the next chapter!
>>30056155She probably couldn't do it before, and she's even less likely to be able to do it now
>>30056136I'm afraid you can't say no, Rena.You're in S-Class. You can't survive without them. If you were in B-Class or even A-Class you'd be fine with just a heavily upgraded costume and some gadgets alongside physical training. S-Class requires something special.On the other hand you could ally with another S-Class. Moving around in pairs seems like a good idea since the Evil Cat is targeting people when they're alone.Also the Evil Cat seems to be running out of targets.
so who's voice do you read Rena's lines in?English voice of Chrona from Soul Eater for me
>>30056211Haha no.... I can't. I have work in 4 hours. I should not have done this... But it was fun! Next thread time will be put up on the twitter. Thanks for staying up so late, everyone.
>>30056136>Don't take powers>Die>Take powers>Maybe not dieJust let her bite you.
>>30056236Thanks for running two chapters in a row, I loved it.
>>30056236Shiiiiit, son. You hardcore.
>>30056236you can do it!willpower and caffeine
http://pastebin.com/xE7BymV6 Reminded of a new addition to the Rena flatfics.
>>30056236w-who's thatAlso ty for quest
>>30056236You're an awesome QM, thank you so much for running! It was really fun!
>>30056236I'm imagining that's a giant stack of pancakes with a bowl of ramen on top.
>>30056236thanks for running!
>>30056248By the way what happened to Californicator?
>>30056255Keep those fics coming, dude. I enjoy them a ton.
>>30056236Long-time reader, first time in an active thread. Absolutely love it, yo. Keep up the good work and rest up!
>>30056256I believe that's Sparkle without her powers.
>>30056236YOU ARE AWESOMETHANK YOU
>>30056227Lammy from Um Jammer Lammy. They both exude the same "eeeehehehe whaaa" feel in my mind
>>30056059Photoshopped to be even WIIIIDER.It can never be wide enough.
>>30056283>>30056289Oh dang, I thought it was a reference to Sparkle eating all of Rena's food.
>>30056236but what happened to the caffornicator?
>>30056255>MM+ & MGS yurifiction.I think I love you, flatfic writer.
>>30056315redhead from Madoka
>>30056315She's from Madoka.And Best Girl.
>>30056327Oh, her. Got it, thanks. Haven't seen the show in a while and none of the girls really made an impact except for Mami, Madoka, and Sayoko. Whatever her name is. The one that turned into a witch.
>>30056321But that's cheating on MMA!
>>30056347HomuraI never watched the show and even I know
ONE MORE ACTION!RENA:Dial caffornicator's cellphone.MM+:Make a ringing noise
>>30056359No, not Homura, the blue-haired one. Couldn't remember if it was Sayaka or Sayoko. >>30056344 answered that question for me.
>>30056373That's Kyuubey, duh
>>30056380Now you're fucking with me.I like it.
>>30056255Well that's far more explicit than I was expecting.
>>30056480>Skipped to the end>Saw lewd>Closed outNot a prude, but I prefer titillation to outright graphic depiction. The imagination is much more perverse than the eyes.