The movie starts slow, in your teenage American male mind- three singing numbers in a row follow by the blond protagonist being about as socially awkward as... well... you or Miho. Yeah, now its starting to hit a bit close to home. Miho seems to be enjoying herself, watching the film with rapt attention.You are Commander Russells of the M26E1 and, as a young teenage male, you're not entirely certain you should be enjoying a Disney Princess movie this much. However, as long as Miho is enjoying herself and you aren't being interrupted by well-meaning teammates, you could be watch the live action Smurfs film and still have a good time. Okay, maybe not Battlefield Earth, with its odd and disorienting usage of English curse words.That being said, you feel the night could be enhanced by some buttered popcorn and whatever passes for theatre candy in Japan. However, leaving the safety of your theatre seats could expose you to the risk of something happening that would interrupt your movie with Miho. But are the rewards worth the risk?>"Hey Miho, what kind of candy do you like?">Go get confections.>Stay- we must avoid the risk of distraction.>Other.
Where's my Miho x Maho, Legio? We all know sisters have the purest form of love.
>>30051732>Stay- we must avoid the risk of distraction.Or worse, 'well-meaning' teammates.
Stay. You're there to spend time with her, and it' a good movie all on it's own.
>>30051732>>Stay- we must avoid the risk of distraction.Candy is all fine and well, but we can't possibly risk missing 'Let It Go'.
Rolled 69>>30051732>Stay- we must avoid the risk of distraction.and get Miho's every reaction.>>30051767soon Strange, after the Anzio match, we will have it.So, BlackJack, since you got a chance to see Frozen, what did you think of it?
>>30051955>soonYou promise me this.Are you certain?
>>30051732>Stay- we must avoid the risk of distraction.
>>30051732>Stay - we must avoid the risk of distractionThe moment we leave this seat, we're never getting back into it. I can feel it.
>>30051732>Stay- we must avoid the risk of distraction.As long as she's comfy with our arm wrapped over her only serious biological needs should interrupt it.
>>30052075Also, I've been waiting literally hours for this. Best day of the week.
Rolled 25>>30051991I do know that in the manga, before the Pravda match, Miho is informed that if she loses, she will be disinherited. (I do hope Blackjack does this, but we will see.) That, plus American boyfriend, that might prompt Maho to visit. from there, a emotional discussion is likey. But to go to the extent of your pic... yeah, not happening. at most it would be more like this pic. If you want Lesbian incest... write something yourself, put it on paste bin and post a link for us to read/fap to.
>>30052108Of course Legio has people actually excited for _his_ quest. Hmph.
>>30052130I am not good at lewds. Anyone who knows me will attest to this, and I will leave that up to people with more experience in the field.
>>30052134I don't know who you are :/
>>30051732>>Stay- we must avoid the risk of distraction.
>>30052158I ran a quest for forty threads. Hitting 100 posts in a thread was an achievement and the entire audience seemed kinda unenthused.Also blame your lovely quest runner here, he gave me permission to bitch in here. Apparently my tears are delicious or something.
>>30052194So very, very delicious. QMs feed upon tears. And nothing is so rare and dilectable as the tears of other QMs.
>>30052194What quest would probably help meAlso, I ran a quest and had two active players, one of which was Wrenloft. I only made it halfway through thread 2. Be thankful you made it to 40
>>30052234Just means I was more tenacious than a sane person. It was Submersible Witches Quest. (I'm actually bringing it back as soon as deculture finishes something for me)>>30052230Write my Miho x Maho you god damned cunt
>>30052230... You aren't perchance a distant relative of a certain aviation faggot, are you?
Rolled 40>>30052259>anticipating fight...
>>30052292He's part of the impromptu "family" we established, yeah.>>30052301What
>>30052292No, but I learned a lot about questing and faggotry from him.
>>30051732> StayAlso kotters please go.
>>30052259Oh, now I know who you are
>>30052330Who are youWho told you thisI will murder themAnd you
Rolled 35>>30052316I thought Strange and Blackjack would be sniping back and forth, given the 'feed on tears' comment, but perhaps I spoke too soon.>>30052348or I got half of it right...
>>30052259... Kotters? Kotters, is that you?
>>30052365I'm too depressed and emotionally unstable to snipe people. >>30052378No. I'm not. Who the fuck are you people, stop it
>>30052348You keep banging on in IRC about how you want to restart it
>>30052387WHO ARE YOU
>>30052386Hey. Remeber when you tried to play incest chicken with 4chan?
>>30052386>Submersible Witches Quest - Kotters [hiatus]It's on the website
>>30052400I never did that. That's 2lewd4me>>30052405YOU USE THE SITE? THAT SITE IS DEAD!
Rolled 36>>30052386snipe, blast, flame, it's all the same to me. And you seem to be doing a pretty good job of it.>>30052405>>30052418What site?
>>30052418IT'S DEAD BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN I NEVER USED ITALSO IT STILL SAYS TW89 IS ACTIVEHAHA WHAT A JOKE
>>30052234What's wrong with Wrenloft. Granted he suggests goofy dialogue sometimes, but he rolls twenties.
>>30052449Actually nothing. He was the only guy to stick witth me until the end. I follow him on twitter.
>>30052444If you say so>>30052446Man I don't know shit about those '89 quests other than that Merlin is for lewds. Also I think it still says something about SWC, which is in purgatory and also no longer SWQU or something. And apparently there's a SWQ China? I dunno man shit's too weird for me to keep up with.
>>30052469>Shit's too weird for me to keep up withThose are the exact words you used when I introduced myself in the IRC
>>30052502WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
Man legio sure is slow what a horrible quest runner sheesh show some professionalism
>>30052507SENTINEL IS THE NAME I USE IN THE FUCKING IRCIM THAT AUSTRALIAN FNG THAT JOINED LIKE A FUCKING MONTH AGO, I'VE TALKED TO YOU LIKE TEN TIMES ALREADY
Is Blackjack dead?
>>30052569It's not even been an hour yet
>>30052559YeahWelluhFuck you.>>30052586A professional runner would have written two updates by now! Unless you're decu, but that guy writes incredible stuff. And also has drawings. And is decu.Basically I just want to have his children.What were we talking about?
Rolled 99>>30052619you wanting Lesbian incest.
>>30052569You cannot kill that which has no life.
>>30052635That's 2lewd4me. I just want pure love.
>>30052619We all already know that Blackjack is the worst QM and GuPQ is the worst questThis is, however, the most chilled out quest on the board. No shitstorms, everyone just wants to talk tanks and maybecontribute some writefaggings.
>>30052661...But that's the purest love.
>>30052690Miho x Maho is the purest love>>30052674Most chill quest was SuWQ. No raging, no bullshit, no shitstorms, hell, no discussion, predictions, or anything. Just bland, chill votes for four posts. And then an update. No sign of human emotion...Oh dear Christ it hurts
Man, I just want to read fun stories in this quest I have grown attached too and make the occasional vote.I did not want to see some other Trip come in and complain like a bitch about the OP's update speed.Talking about professionalism whilst demanding smut from a QM who doesn't touch smutty writing? Man, he's doing this for fun, he isn't beholden to a set standardized QM words per minute standard set in the/tg/ by laws so voted upon by the 501st QM, DM, GM, & Story Teller's Union of 4chan.Stop being a dick & stop shot posting up this thread about cute girls an tanks possibly involving cute things.
Rolled 55>>30052661and yet you posted a pic of Miho and Maho making out.But yes, there will be *wholesome, platonic, daww-inducing* love between the two... some time in July given our current pace.>>30052674Quality of writefagging is varied, as I can attest.
>>30052734Whoa hey there shitface. Two things: 1. The Ignore Button. Use it. 2. You're fucking retarded. Spend some time learning about basic social interaction before you step on the soapbox and claim the moral high ground. I'm sorry I'm not posting things you like, but that's why the tripcode is there: so you can put your finger in your ears and sing loudly so you can pretend I'm not here while you show off your social retardedness.
While we're at itSKYPE LEAK SKYPE LEAK HOLY SHITam i allowed to bitch in your thread[10:30:22 PM] : you are allowed to do whatever you want[10:30:28 PM] notKotters: cool[10:30:38 PM] : bitching is not something that is rare :P[11:09:07 PM] : wow[11:09:31 PM] : Kota, over the course of like 20 posts you've managed to piss off everyone :P[11:09:42 PM] notKotters: It's wonderful[11:09:49 PM] notKotters: I thank somethingawful for this newfound skill[11:10:15 PM] : well it's making me look fabulous :PYour tears are fueling the quest. Therefore I am doing you a service. I'm a god damned hero, deal with it nerd
Gentlemen, gentlemen.Relax. We're all here for the same reason- a love of the Best Show and the quest that attempts to ride its coat tails to some kind of success...We must chill and embrace each others beliefs and opinions.
>>30052929Pfft. We're all here for the miho x maho. Right guys?
Rolled 37>>30052944actually... pic related
>>30052963Kay would never go with that paedofile. Kay is a strong American woman with several fine subordinates and a Sgt. Odd Ball to chase.
As much as you'd like some popcorns and sugar to chew on, the girl under your arm is just too comfortable for you to even consider standing up. So instead, you stay- you've had popcorn before and you're not missing anything important for it. Also, you're pretty sure they eat freeze-dried squid as a confection. You have the feeling you should stay away from that.So you relax, and enjoy the movie- if it was close-to-home before, Anna unsuccessfully begging her aloof older sister to marry a prince she'd literally just met was borderline uncomfortable. You look down at Miho- while she was clearly enjoying herself, there was just a bit of pain in her eyes- evidently the relationship between the sisters was hitting a bit close to home for her as well.You reflexively tighten your arm around her shoulders, hopefully reassuring her. She responds with a small smile at you before her attention returns to the picture.>Try to comfort the Miho.>Let it go.>It's been a while since anything out-of-place has happened...>Other.
>>30052998Let it go. Miho deserves a pure love.
>>30052944Adorable PTSD here. And I know a ton of guys are here for the Tanks. This place is about as much of /k/ lite as I can handle.
>>30053034And only her reliable sister can comfort her.
>>30052998>>Let it go.
>>30052734>taking Kotters seriouslyhey kotters you're waifu a shit :^)I'm Australian and this is hilarious
>>30052981You looked at that and saw love rather than rivalry? Ok, now I want you to stick around so we have two people bringing up crazy extrapolations. Also, this pic should clarify.>>30052998>Let it go. the film resolves that issue fairly well ,and if its still bothering her after the movie, we can talk with her then.
>>30052998>say nothing, just hug her.
>>30052998Let it go, girl is smiling now, talk about it later if it comes up again in some context.
>>30052998>Let it go.inb4 not picking the paranoia option leads to being snuck up on by shenanigans
>>30052998> comfort Miho
We need to carefully orchestrate a complex and convoluted series of events that will allow Miho and Maho to reconcile and tell their evil bitch of a mom to go climb a wall of dicks.Or at least to get them to make out a bit.
>>30053074Hatesex is bestsex. Also it looks like she needs a chest reduction.>>30053073I'm not koFUCK YOU PERRINE IS PERFECT
>>30053141Maho's disappointed with her mother already, and helped Miho get enrolled in another school. Add Miho stood up to her mother already... we just need to work the Maho side of the equation, which means working through Miho.>>30053181I respect your opinions and beliefs... but chest reduction it pushing it. this is an anime after all. if you want small tits, Katyusha's my girl. Also, with Strange, we now have had fanons aligned with just about every character/school except the WOT nerds and the History club.
>>30052998>>Try to comfort the Miho.>>30053181Kotters. I'm sorry to say, but.... Your waifu a slut.
>>30053304>Also, with Strange, we now have had fanons aligned with just about every character/school except the WOT nerds and the History club.I cannot parse this into useable information. Clarification of context or statement please.>>30053309Perrine is a fine lady, not a slut.
>>30053348Go fuck yourself you ozziePerrine is lovely in every way shape and form.
>>30053367#wrekt#fucking told#get the hell outta here ya cheeky kunt 'fore I cheeki yer breeki
>>30053384say that to my face see where it fuckin gets ya cunt
>>30053384You. I like you.
>>30053330Vanya and I like Pravda, Anchovy writer does Anchovy, You like Maho, a few anons like Kay, Sentinel has his little circle... not sure where /k/ripper is though...>>30053348>>30053367>>30053384>>30053434Easy guys, easy... we all like different fictional girls for different reasons, all of which are legit. Just keep it cool, ya'll
>>30053470I have a little circle?also nonna's boyfriend pls stay out of this
>>30053470I like all the girls, mostly the St. Gloriana girls, though. Especially Assam.
>>300535091. Yeah, the girls at the Koala school. 2. I'm just watching the fireworks while I wait for Blackjack. I'm don't want to be the Quest's resident That Guy... despite the shittyness of my earlier posts. >>30053529Noted.
>>30053529Assam is third best waifu.
>>30053641There aren't any girls at the Koala School, I made them all upwhich means they're all my perfect waifusim a manslut
>>30053670I think its the ribbon
>>30053704Definitely the ribbon. The ribbon is all kinds of awesome.
>>30053470Whoa whoa whoa, I just think Maho's ok. Kay's the best Garupan, followed by sexhair. And oreo's oreos. And most of the gups.
>>30053704"Hey. Hey. Oryou. Guess where my hands are."
>>30053682eh, the school never got any details outside the name, so I'd say you can do whatever you want with it.>>30053704>>30053714it is a beautiful ribbon... NO! I must remember my loyalty to the motherland! Tone: joking.>>30053731Ok, I'll put you down for Kay then. We still have next to nothing on Erwin.
>>30053801My top 3 consists of Erwin, Kay, and Miho. The order changes around way to much to even mention, even if this quest has had some influence on it.Speaking of which, am I the only one that finally stopped stalling and saw Frozen since it would play a part here?
>>30053862I have a date Friday. Sadly, she doesn't want to see Frozen. We're seeing Ride Along or something. I'm probably going to zone out and covertly oogle her tits.
>>30053923Dump her ridire
>>30053942but her tits are nice
>>30053774That's Darjeeling for you.>>300538621. I noticed some strong Erwin love, and cries to romance her, at the start, but it died almost immediately after got involved with Yukari. 2. I saw Frozen before hand, so I'm just glad to hear people went out to support a great movie. >>30053923you buying her dinner first?
>>30053962But she wants to see Ride Along.
Jesus fuck. I came here for GuP quest and all I get is a tripfag circlejerk. Yeah, this is the last straw. Enjoy the quest, I guess.
>>30053981This>>30053994Don't let the door hit you on the way out. Reddit's that way >>>
>>30053994Nope, Tripfag Circlejerk Quest only runs on Sundays and Fridays.
>>30053974you're forgetting the anzufags
>>30053974It's gonna be an afternoon show. I'll take her to dinner afterwards. No fucking clue where, though.>>30053981but tits>>30053994What the fuck else is there to do, you silly cunt? I'll cheeki breeki your fucking face STALKER
>>30054016Wake up, Blackjack. All your worthy readers already left. Have fun pleasing who's left I guess.
>>30053994>coming to GuPQ to actually read GuPQ
>>30054028He can't downvote us so he's escaping the things he doesn't like
>>30053330Lynne is best witch. Nobody likes Perrine. Not even Perrine likes Perrine.
>>30054038Aww shit legio, your players are GONE! You're finished now! If only you weren't so foolish, so blinded, maybe you'd have kept this poor soul...>>30054051 fuck you
>>30053974I have two friends who have seen it about 3 times or so, and they never stopped saying how good it was. This just kinda made me realize I should bite the bullet and see it, even if I usually just catch this GuP quest from archive due to timezones.>>30054021That definitely would've been interesting as hell. Hatesex is never a bad thing, either.
>>30053974I think the door shut on the Erwin route when we made the crack about the book.
>>30054059I'd stick my dick in Perrine. After she turns eighteen or we drive to Kansas, though. I don't want to go to jail for statutory rape.
>>30054076Not that it matters now unless Erwin likes Irish and Scraggly.
>>30054028If you treat her, anymore than going to a bad movie already is, she might be more forgiving of oggling.>>30054021>>30054060There were anzu fags? I though you all just bitched about how much she enraged... you... all... Holy hell, /tg/ is tsudere for anzu. that explains everything.>>30054076wait, what joke?
>>30054139When we bought the Patton helmet and made the Rommel's book joke.
>>30054180If we weren't dating Miho, I'd actually call that a potential opening to a *very* friendly rival-ship. But I do see where you all are coming from.
>>30054139>werepsst, the anzufags are STILL HERE
>>30054009>only redditers hate tripfag circlejerksAll the other tripfags were fine but you're up there with the legends like lanced jack and taiga.
>>30054228true, but they are really quiet. Must be hiding with the Erwin fans.
>>30054228Anzu/ Russels hatesex lemon when Sentinel
>>30054254was that a pastebin link I missed?
>>30054254pls nooh god my fingers are typing on their ownI just wanna finish rinalewds and be done with it ;-;
>>30054286Hard to miss that what hasn't happened.
>>30053181Kotters likes Perrine?Well that's your problem right there.
>>30054254I'm going to write Russells/Anzu hatesex and there's nothing you can do to stop me
>>30054232I'm honored you think I'm like that. Now harden the fuck up and deal with it. You're a big boy.
>>30054301>>30054304So its just an idea that's will be written in the future. Sorry, my mistake.>>30054336who said anything about stopping you? I'd read anything you or Sentinel put out. the topic is just icing on the cake. pic related.
>>30054336I can see it now, Russels comes in Mad as fuck about the tank, she pokes him more to get him mad, then goes off on a tangent about the similarity to hate and love and insists that deep down eh just wants her and shes in control. Russels gets madder things deteriorate adn it ends up with him railing her on top of her desk, each trying to get the other to cum first.
>>30054363Why do you assume I care? If someone says "Hey there's some dogshit over there." Do you jump to calling them a baby and to cry about it more?Did I strike a nerve? I didn't mean to so you don't need to be so defensive.
You want to say something to Miho to reassure her, but it probably wouldn't help and you'd just end up interrupting the movie for everyone- a lose-lose. So you just continue to hold her, if only to reassure her. The good news is that after one more, you have to admit, amazing musical number (Building your own ice castle from your raw will power? Awesome.) the film begins to improve drastically. Mainly with the introduction of the second male lead- you immediately identify with his independance, aggressive character and the way he seems to have zero tolerance for the nonesense that seems to constantly surround him as the film continues. Disney really could use fewer Prince Charmings and more Kristoffian mountainmen- would've made a few of their movies a lot better if the male lead looked like he was about five seconds from slapping someone for approximately 30% of the movie.A glance to your side confirms Miho has noticed your admiration for Prince Slapsomeone. You wink at her a shrug- what can you say? You like a bit of uncultured brute in your fairy tales- especially when they're a hero!However, as you turn back to the movie, you chance a glance down at the front, towards the exit into the lobby, and that's when you see the hair. You know that messy hair.>Stay quiet and still- the Yukari's vision is based on movement.>Get up and get some candy- Yukari will be coming with you for a discussion.>Show Miho.>Other.
>>30054471No, but I do find it strange you decided to strike up a conversation with the dog shit. You're awfully smug for someone who doesn't care. Which usually means you do. Run along, you're shitting up the thread with drama. Or continue the assault. I'll even let you tip your fedora at me.
>>30054478>Ignore her and cuddle the Miho
>>30054478>Stay quiet and still- the Yukari's vision is based on movement. She's just getting off on us having a good time. no threat of disruption present. we just need to have a quick chat with her later about stalking and showing affection. so what >>30054505said.
>>30054499You really have gotten defensive, shit man I'm sorry no need to get all euphoric on me now.
>>30054478>>Ignore her and cuddle the Miho.AND HERE WE HAVE A YUKARI IN HER NATURAL HABITAT, STALKING THE DELICIOUS PREY OF MIHO.CRIKEY, THE MIHO IS PROTECTED BY A RUSSELLS. ALL THREE ARE PRIME SPECIMENS, THOUGH. WE'LL SEE WHAT THE YUKARI CHOOSES TO DO, SINCE HER PREFERRED PREY HAS PROTECTION. LET'S JUST WATCH AND SEE, MATES.
>>30054439I don't have a "stop it boner" picture, oddly.>>30054478>Ignore her and cuddle the Miho
>>30054537Aww shit man, you caught me. I'm sorry. I'm too euphoric for 4chan ;_;
>>30054538but remember, the Yukari feeds off of her prey's happiness, so lets see how the prey and her ward affect the stalker.>>30054579and this is you're depressed? :) Makes me wonder you're like when you're stoked?
>>30054618I'm always depressed. I'm just occasionally less depressed than other times.
>>30054579No worries man it was my fault, I thought you had to be doing it on purpose so you'd take what I said as a compliment. You just keep on keeping on, it's probably not even your fault.
>>30054656See your whole deal only really works when I understand what you're saying.
>>30054576And then as it happens they both cum together, and then as she goes to the shower to clean up before switching over to her spare uniform, Russels realizes that she has made miss class and busts into the shower for a lower tempo round two while also getting cleaned up.
>>30054538>implying that Yukari would't prey on Russel>implying that Yukari would't prey on both of them>implying that Yukari will be stopped by the protection of russel/miho
>>30054685Jesus Christ you guys are really planning somethinglewdBut a plan's just a plan, you know.
>>30054650by the language and perceived tone of your posts, that's a bit hard to tell. the times my friends were clinically depressed, they lost all motivation. You seem to have enough to get by though. You're awesome. Never let anyone tell you otherwise.>>30054685you had something somewhat good the first time. this is overstaying the joke.
>>30054678I tried to insinuate that you don't even know how shitty a poster you are, like how a toddler doesn't know that kicking a puppy is wrong.Keep up man I'm losing my stiffy.
>>30054741Meh. Let's not talk about it.
>>30054777Tipped your hand. You're caring too much. but siiiiiiik trips doge
>>30054729our extent of 'planning' boils down to 'throwing ideas at the wall and see what sticks'. But when it sticks... >>30054782no problem, man.
>>30054538you're doing it all wrong"Aw, lookit that! It'sa Yukarin in her natural habitat! Let's go in for a closer look!As you can see heah, the Yukarin stalks her prey, a vulnerable Miho. BUT WASSAT? The Miho is protected by a Russells! You can see the tension in the Russells as he notices the Yukari! It's ah thing of byooty!"
>>30054811That's a pretty lewd way to describe it. You guys are indecent.
>>30054887this is 4chan. what did you expect?
>>30054923But we're on a blue board!
>>30054803>dogeNope boner gone you aren't even trying anymore.Well whatever, some cool cat over in the Rena thread posted Jet grind radio music so I'm going to spend 15 minutes listening to the JSRF ost in bed and catch up on this stuff tomorrow.Have a nice night you le ironic motherfucker you.
>>30054969>>30054969If you use the Tomorrow theme they're all black boards.
>>30054936SWF just hides the lewd, and only when mods are looking. Lewd always finds a way. >>30054969see?
>>30054986Damn I wish I was a cool as you senpai
>>30054993Hell yeah best theme.
>>30054986you can't actually be this mad, can you?
>>30055036You can tell which posts are his without a tripcode. He's totally that mad.
>>30055036Being fair, hating Kota is a moral and ethical obligation.
>>30055036>>30055085Why can't I post abrasive shit without being mad? Is there a rule?I think you guys just don't UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
>>30054478>Stay quiet and still- the Yukari's vision is based on movement.She can smell fear. And spaghetti.
>>30055132Mildly annoyed, then?
>>30055132I dunno man. You tell us. But cool job messing up the thread you like I guess
>>30055160>>30055169No just an asshole, it's fun and like you guys said what else is there to do between BJ posts?
>>30055193do something else in a new tab until BlackJack gets back?
>>30055193Man I wish I was above it all like you. Also damn that was a quick 15 minutes and a tomorrow
>>30055193I'll fucking cheeki your breeki you shit go fap to tanks or something goddamn
>>30055193Do the same thing that everyone else does, fap to little girls in tanks.
>>30055193Talk about tanks?
>>30055255Whoa whoa ridire, calm down. You're making him look goodPfft, fuck, can't type that with a straight face.
>>30055276>not fapping to the tanks themselvesC'mon Sentinel. Get on my level.Look at those fucking lines, mate. Wouldn't you want to stick your dick in her barrel and gently love her?
>>30055278we ran out of that about 20-ish threads in.
>>30055210>new tabThat is a slippery slope that is.
>>30055228You keep pulling me back man besides I'm only up to funky dealer right now.>5 repliesGuys stop please holy shit your going to keep me up.>>30055296Some crazy fuck pastebinned some tank fapfics in /wotg/ a few days ago, want me to go dig those up.
>>30055296>Get on your levelSUPERIOR COMMONWEALTH COMING THROUGH
>>30055350Please.>>30055352AH NUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dESNlsvbUs
>>30055370Done and done.http://pastebin.com/fMzAr37uhttp://pastebin.com/GzsLBmHPBeware all yee who enter.
>>30055370only cука here is you
>>30055387nice pic, where'd you find it?
>>30055422gelbooru. Like five seconds under "tank" and "mecha_musume" It's by the same dude that drew all the pics that inspired SW89 it looks like.
>>30055402why is my dick hard oh god please no
>>30055402That makes me oddly uncomfortable.Surprisingly well written, though, the second one.
Legio you can call the quest off for tonight, everyone's busy fapping to erotic world of tanks fanfiction and mecha musume
>>30055458I don't know what you were expecting but you did get what you asked for.
>>30055559I will murder you sentinel. First you insult Perrine, then you steal panzer, and now you patronize me.Watch yourself, before you shrek yourself
>>30055588I stole Panzer?
>>30055588Doesnt everyone insult Perrine?I thought that was just how it works.
>>30055615I haven't even watched SW yet and I hate Perrine.
>>30055602He said it!>>30055615Get out
>>30055640Don't watch Strike Witches, it's shit.
>>30055656>I cannot parse this into useable information. Clarification of context or statement please.
>>30055615This. >>30055656No you get out. This whole time you have been needlessly confrontational.
>>30055717>that's just kotters
>>30055717Seems oddly confrontational to confront me about confrontation. Sounds like...projection.>>30055687He said you're his waifu.
>>30055402I can't stop laughing.
Despite the cold chill of the knowledge that something is about to go horribly, horribly wrong, you remain calm. Yukari is waiting for you or Miho to make a move so she can get one of you alone. She means well, of course, but like the rest of the team that had been accosting you at almost every other stage of the your date night, she didn't understand that you weren't trying to have the perfect date- you just wanted to be alone with your girlfriend and have things not suck for a few hours.So you hold yourself back- this seat and the adorable tank commander under your arm are your fortress against the insanity- as long as you stay here and enjoy the movie then they can't disturb you! If Yukari wants you to leave the theatre so she and everyone else can get you alone and shove ideas about how to make Miho happy at you then you will not leave this chair. Nothing will disrupt this night!You squeeze the Miho a bit more, determined to enjoy the movie- despite the unknowingly-suicidal snowman who has showed up as comic relief. Alright, he isn't that bad. And that was actually a pretty funny joke about yellow sn-Dammit. You have to pee now.>Resist the urge- Your seat is your fortress.>Attempt to sneak out- Yukari can't follow you if she doesn't know you've left.>Just go- we can ignore them if they come.>Other.
>>30055764Fuck it.Just go.
>>30055746Kotters, you're a wizard. Your waifus are 2d, m8. And Perrine's a slut that likes dick.
>>30055681Mostly because of that froggy bitch named after bird or some shit, Peregrine I think.
>>30055764>Just go- we can ignore them if they come.>>30055774BJ only reads green text.
>>30055764>Just go- we can ignore them if they come.just in time BlackJack, the atmosphere actually becoming normal for 4chan 'round here.
>>30055764>>Just go- we can ignore them if they come.
>>30055746I don't get it
>>30055764>>Resist the urge- Your seat is your fortress.
>>30055855>>30055778>>30055746Ok, I've ignored you all for now, but that tears it. WHO THE HELL IS PERRINE AND WHY THE HELL DO YOU PEOPLE HATE HER?
>>30055940Character from Strike Witches.
>>30055940She's the emergency cuteness button on the SW Wiki. She sacrificed her entire family's fortune to restore her country. She's inadvertently secured the adoration of one of her juniors. She has a fine sense and a lady's grace but also possesses a certain finesse in combat that places her above all others.In short, Perrine is perfect.
>>30055955ok, now why all the hate and calling her a slut?
>>30055988It's popular to hate on great people. It's why they hate on me, too.
>>30055988Waifuwar. Waifuwar never changes.
>>30055996>kota>being this delusionalJesus. We love you, but in the fashion we love the retarded dog that licks windows.
>>30055988because it's funny
>>30055983so they all hate her because she's the Grey Knight of Strike Witches? I.E. Super Special Snowflake, 'just better than everyone else', Mary Sue?>>30056002We've dealt with that before by mutually agreeing that everyone's choices are great and based on valid reason. What's changed here?
>>30055764>>Just go- we can ignore them if they come.When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
>>30056053I'm calling you a window-licker, Kotters. A WINDOW LICKER.I'd lick the Widow, though.
>>30056043It's just a running joke that noone likes Perrine, dont think too much about it.
>>30056015>>30056053>>30056018... or its just 4chan being 4chan. If this keeps up next thread I might just go back to the sup/tg/ archives, assuming these aren't deleted down the line.
>>30056071Fucking this. Its a fucking joke Strange.>>30056067>I'd lick the Widow, though.Who wouldn't?
>>30056095I like Kongou. But mai ship waifu is Takao, the Tsundere Class cruiser.
>>30055778Stop making me flashback to SWQ you're going to make me incredibly sad.
>>30056071>>30056105a joke can be misinterpreted or beaten like a dead horse, and this one has done both in the extreme.can we just move on to soemthing else?>>30056095>>30056106like this? Remember, all choices are valid, there are no wrong answers.
>>30056154I'd take her out to a fancy as fuck dinner and then walk her to her door, quietly contemplating her beauty I mean holy fuck man those curves and angles Jupiter preserve.
>>30056192I can't be the only one seeing more than a little bit of Bayonetta there, am I?
>>30056258Yes. Yes you can.
>>30056265the pose, the black leather outfit, the expression. Still just me? Eh, I already knew I was different from you 4chan regulars, so I'm not surprised.
>>30056308>Black leather dressThat'd be quite something.
>>30056308>Bayonetta>not wearing her hair as clothing.
You hold it as long as you can- but this was that special kind of full bladder that comes on suddenly and demands your attention- it seems like less than a minute passes before you're impotently shifting your weight from one leg to the other in your seat without disturbing Miho. Hans just had to remind you that you are in possession of a bladder. Stupid Snowman.With a grimace and an apologetic smile you turn to Miho. "I gotta head to the bathroom-" You say as you pull your arm back- Miho looks disappointed that she's losing such a comfortable headrest. "Sorry." You say, grimacing more. "I'll be back in a second!" And with that you file out towards the exit- directly past Yukari- and out into the lobby, looking back and forth for the bathroom.Thankfully, you find the universal sign for "relief here!" over a nearby doorway and, about a minute later you walk out with clean hands and an empty bladder. Yukari is waiting for you when you get back out. Yep. Prepare for shenanigans.>"So Richard wasn't in the bathroom- where is he hiding?">"Yukari, why are you following us?">"Great movie, eh?">Other.
>>30056662>Disregard Yukari, return to Miho.
>>30056662>"Yukari, why are you following us?">"And were you aware of Richard and his plans of getting Miho drunk?"
>>30056662>KEEP. WALKING.ONLY WAY OUT IS THROUGH
>>30056662>>Other.>Run back to the Miho!
>>30056679>>30056686This. we can deal with the fluffy later.
>>30056662>"Get out of here STALKER."
>>30056662>Awkward hello.>"Nice movie?">Get going!
>>30056662>KEEP. WALKINGgive no fucks
>>30056706>>"Great movie, eh?"
>>30056662>>"Yukari, why are you following us?"
>>30056662>"Yukari, why are you following us?"
>>30056662>>"Great movie, eh?"Then>>"Yukari, why are you following us?"
>>30056662>Great movie, eh? attempt to disengage.Also, thank god I'm done with WLC, so I'll post some of the tanks to celebrate
>>30057264M-4A1 with kill stripes
>>30057264I wonder why htey pulled the bow gun from that Pershing
>>30057290M-60, now without snow.
Did BlackJack fall asleep again?
A single word comes to mind when you see Yukari.Nope. The word resounds through the inside of your skull, echoing back and forth and seeming to become louder with each reverberation. Nope. Nope! NOPE! You walk back towards the theatre where Miho waits."Russells!" Yukari's voice finally piercing the almost physical wall of NOPE! that had begun to form around you. "Listen, Miho's having a great time. You're doing good." You blink."Eh?" You say, confused that the comment contained no silly advice, no warnings that they had put some crazy plan into motion without your consent or input. Yukari was just telling you that you were doing well."Miho's having fun." Yukari says again, smiling. "She needed a night like this!" After noticing you glancing around. "Don't worry- Richard and Saori sort of gave up- thought I'd go see a movie." She looks over your shoulder at a poster of 'The Tanker's Husband.' "Honestly though Miho might drag you to go see that movie- her old Tiger's in it, y'know?"You nod and smile. "Yeah. She didn't want to see it."Yukari nods knowingly. "I read the book- the weapons are poorly researched and their tactics are all wrong. There's this bit where she tells her driver to angle their armor!" She says with a derisive snort before she shrugs. "Other than that its just another story about a-" She starts to say."...Woman having to choose between her career or her love..." You complete. "Yeah, Miho threatened me with physical violence if I ever took her to see it." You're a bit less worried at this point- Yukari was one of those people that took the edge of a situation. Whatever was happening she always did her best to make things better. Though, really, everyone had been trying to help you tonight, to verying degrees of success."But yeah, Russells, just relax and have fun. You should get some popcorn." She suggests. You're inclined to agree.
>>30057316Likely damaged and they couldn't be bothered to replace it.And here's one from last year.
NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST!>We relax a bit and have a good time.>We have a late-night trip home.>Adorable sleeping.Girls und Panzer Quest will continue, well, tonight actually at 5-6PM PST. Follow me on Twitter for schedule updates and to find out when the thread goes live!https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ
>>30057351>WE GET POPCORN>WE WATCH A MOVIE WITH MIHO>SHENANIGANS DON'T HAPPEN?????
>>30057355Finally, Miho gets inspired by Let It Go!!YES!
>>30057353saved as sadshermaninsnow.jpg
>>30057355Do we get that popcorn?
>>30057353Is that the same tank? Looks like it.
>>30057505Same tank as what?
>>30057514These two:>>30057353>>30057290Both have the M4A1(76)W look.
>>30057530Erm... let's just go with no, not the same tank, and try to stay polite.
>>30057505Same model, different tanks. The snow-covered one doesn't have the kill stripes and is at Graf's main post, the first one is at Camp Normandy.
Previously: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29982774/#p29989544You look at your phone1:00 PMNot too lateA Texas drawl calls to you “hey”You look up. It's the fox, “how's it”Your hands make your way to your pockets“Good, we just had our match, did you watch it?”“Nah, we were working on the engine” you reply before adding “Rob watched it though, have you met him?”“Yeah, Ashley introduced us”You grunt “must have been after our match”“I watched it”Your interest grows at this comment, you're always interested by others “what did you think?”“The stuff you guys did, reminded me of how they did it when this sport was first introduced”You decide to delve deeper “Whad'ya mean?”“I used to watch old videos of Senshado matches” you cringe internally “to try pick up some tricks, when I was watching you guys it reminded me of those matches, kind of slow as the tanks felt around, but the first one to find the other usually got the kill"You nod slightly before replying “and how do you guys do it?”>[1/?]
>>30057904“Us girls” she says correcting you “well actually, if you had watched the match you would know”“Okay” you answer truthfully for once “I didn't watch your match, how's it different?”“We do things faster” you're not sure if she's blowing her own horn “I mean, like we won't spend a lot of time in one place, we're always moving quickly, searching”You nod “running and gunning”“Yeah pretty much” she says with a small smile“Where'd you learn that sort of play?”“From watching Senshado matches” you cringe internally again“Why do you call it 'Senshado'?”“Because it's a Martial Art, like Judo and Karate”You drop some knowledge “you know 'Martial Arts' is derived from Mars, or the God of War, so really it's of Western Origin”She narrows her eyes “it's still a Martial Art”You concede “I guess, still though, you could just call it 'tanking'”She shakes her head “they do it different in Japan, you should check it out”“Maybe” is all you can muster. You probably should check it out considering this is the second person to suggest itYou sit down then lie back, you're too lazy to keep standing. You eye Kate up “you can sit down you know”>[2/?]
>>30057926She follows your suggestion and folds her slender legs into the lotus positionYou stare at the ceiling while talking “you go to school around here?”“mhmm, St Vincent”You prop yourself up on your elbows to look at her “the Private school”“mhmm”You study her facial expression “they have their own team don't they”She looks away while talking, you follow her eyeline to find nothing “yeah but they only take the best”This is getting into territory you'd rather not be in “what do you do in your free time?”“Drive tanks”You snort “other than that?”She thinks for a moment “usually watch TV, have you seen Boondocks”You crack a smile “awwww yeaaaaah, how about Archer?”“Yes, it's soooo funny” she beams at you “I don't know anyone else that watches it”You shake your head at this situation “a girl after my own heart”"Just watch out, I'mma Heartbreaker""Pat Benatar?" you ask"Yeah"Shit, that's me but with a vagina“Have you got a job?” she asks continuing the conversation“Yeah, I deliver bouncy castles with Rob” you point at him “it's pretty fun working together”“Yeah, I work at McDonalds, the stuff we do there is so retarded sometimes”You egg her on sensing some entertainment “like what?”>[3?]
>>30057960She giggles and covers her mouth before looking around “at McDonalds they have stations where you make the food, it's just a long bench that leads up to the counter” she pauses to take a breathe “anyway, some of the guys that work there mess around with the burgers, they'll slide them as hard as they can from one end of the bench to the other, the person near the counter usually tries to stop it, then there's all the people singing in the back whenever a Katy Perry songs comes on”“Usually?” you promptShe giggles again “sometimes they'll crush the burgers, and then they have to make another”You chuckle before responding “that's cold, working at McD sounds hilarious”“Yeah” she leans back completely, no longer resting on her arms but on the floor “I'm sure you have funny stories”You think for a moment before replying “not so much funny, but retarded”“Go on” it's her turn to prompt you“Lets see” you start listing off everything you've seen while working “I saw a guy taking a leak at the side of a road next to a four lane intersection, if you go into the hood a lot of the people will offer you joints and shit, we got stepped out by a couple of kids when we were delivering to gangsters, saw a bus beach itself trying to get into a Service Station, I think a kid took a shit or something infront of a bouncy castle or it's from the diaper that was nearby, the van is literally rolling probable cause, there's other stuff but it's not as funny">[4/4]
>>30055988Because she's:1. French2. A bitch
>>30055988I think she's also been brought up a lot now that there's a character named Perrine in GuP: LGA.She does unspeakable things to tanks for the Unlimited league and is a bit overbearing and stalkerish.