Well, all in all you have to give yourself a nice little pat on the back. You and Yukari escaped the bathroom the same way you got in- through the stereotypically unprotected back window- and have taken up your vigil back at the front of the restaurant. You glance through the front window towards Russell and Miho's window, she seems to be talking excitedly about something, and even Russells looks like he's trying to have a good time.You are romantic genious Richard Diaz, Russells' charming driver for the M26E1 Pershing Heavy Tank "Black Jack" and as you watch Russells and Miho having a great time- all due to you and Saori's relationship expertise- you smile to yourself. Your commander needs this. Desperately.You walk a few feet and sit down on a bench just outside the little European restaurant- Yukari has gone down the road to get some snacks and drinks. As for Grampa Russells... You have no idea where he went.>Text Saori- see how they're doing?>Where did Grampa Russells go?>Go get food with Yukari.>Other.
>>29957616>Text Saori- see how they're doing?Ah, the old guy can take care of himself.It's Russels who cares what he does, anyways!
>>29957616Text saori then>Get food with fluffy
>>29957616>Where did Grampa Russells go?If he's elbow-deep in grandmako I swear to god
>>29957616>Text Saori- see how they're doing?Inb4 the vino was Saori acting on her own and Richard flips out
>>29957652This. Exactly this.
>>29957616>Where did Grampa Russells go?
>>29957616>Run inside and punch Russels to cause a temporal paradox
>>29957616>Where did Grampa Russells go?Goddammit Gramps.
>>29957616>>Where did Grampa Russells go?Where'd that old coot get off to?
>>29957616>Text Saori- see how they're doing?
>>29957616>Text Saori- see how they're doing?1. What happened last night that prevented you from gracing us with your presence BlackJack?2. Since you liked my Miho 'let it Go lyrics', permit me to repay you with the closest thing I could find to a stuffed Super Pershing: a TOG II Plushie
>>29958170...Wow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yrLSt6nANs Have this in exchange.
>>29958170>TOG II PlushieI NEED THIS BECAUSE REASONS
>>29958305Glad You liked it. Found it on World Of Tanks Humor's facebook page. >>29958361I think I see a Wargaming logo on it, so it *might* be merchandise, but I wouldn't take my word for it.>>29958378people like you all is why I love this Quest.To Red Vanya: Would you give this to Katyusha for me when it's her birthday? Here is the quote from WOT Humor Facebook:To the good children, free KV-2s from Santa Claus! To the naughty children, you have a 20 second head start while Santa loads the round into the chamber...
>>29958441Is says "WORLD OF TANKS" on the side, so it's safe to assume it's merchandise.All my pictures of cute garupans are on my tablet, unfortunately, but they'd all be reposts anyway.
>>29958441I approve of Santa's way of dealing with things.
>>29958496New subject: Is it just me, or do we have a lack of Erwin interaction? OOC, it would be nice to see. Also, Shall we make pic TG's Senshado motto?
>>29957616>>Where did Grampa Russells go?He's gone after the old fox I bet
>>29958170This reminds me, does anyone happen to have the crochet pattern for those Tiger 1 slippers? I really don't feel like paying $7 for the pattern.
>>29958650you mean these:PicI know nothing about crochet, so I have no idea what pattern they are.
I haven't been in a live thread in a long time, but I've been dying to ask: Blackjack, you do know that Frozen isn't a Pixar film, right?Or is it just a joke that Miho wouldn't know which studio is which. I'm generally from /co/ and it has been driving me up the wall every time she said that.
>>29958727 I do that a lot. Sometimes it's a deliberate mistake because I hate it when everyone is always right in writing. Sometimes I just brainfart, though.
>>29958790Given the complex corporate world of subsidiaries and ownership, its an easy mistake to make. We're still going to see Frozen, right?
>>29958831I need to see the movie first.
>>29958831Am I the only one that's disappointed that it isn't Pacific Rim?
>>29958872You have Netflix? Should be there.>>29958883Good idea, we save that for Bonding moment on second date.
>>29958701That would be them.I've been looking for the pattern all over but they must keep this shit on lockdown. I haven't been able to find it at all.
>>29958910Frozen is still in theaters. It isn't on Netflix yet. An award screener did leak a while ago. I think it is 480p which isn't too bad if you just want to watch the film.
>>29958910Still in theaters.
>>29958953I googled 'Panzer slippers', found this, hope it helps: http://www.etsy.com/listing/108449743/pattern-for-tiger-1-tank-panzer?utm_source=google&utm_medium=product_listing_promoted&utm_campaign=patterns_low&gclid=COSCudHIrLwCFeYWMgodQycA8Q>>29958985Well, I guess it depends on BlackJack's schedule then. If not then its clips on Youtube or >>29958980 sharing where he found the leaked film.
>>29958872Go see it then! Its theatrical run is almost up, though I have heard there's gonna be some sing-a-long screenings soon.
>>29959147Yeah, there's already one at the theater I go to.But yeah, it's a fantastic movie.
As you wait for Yukari to return, you pull out your phone- time to get a sitrep from Saori- "How is it on your end?" You text leaning back on the bench. "How's the food?" You're kind of jealous that Saori, Mako and Hana are having a hot meal while you're likely going to be subsisting off WWII-inspired rations. You appreciate the gesture but you are not a huge fan of hardtack and boiled meat.A few moments later, you're interrupted from your cringe-inducing thoughts of what Yukari is bringing back by Saori's supply. "Miho's having a great time! There's no way I'll finish this- you can have the leftovers!" You close your phone and smile. If Miho's having a good time, then Russells is probably having a good time- he gets really self-concious.A few seconds later your phone vibrates again. "Made a slight change to the plan, btw." "What's that?" You reply innocently."Stole a couple glasses of wine and gave them to Miho. ;)" Saori replies.>Wat.>Genius!>"You what?!">Other.
>>29959308>Genius!Plan the character and all
>>29959308>>Other.Wait how did you get wine we're all high schoo-RUSSELS
>>29959308>"You what?!"Seriously the dude has enough of a brain to know that shit is not cool
>>29959347has a point
>>29959308>>"You what?!"Honestly, just how bad is Miho's hangover gonna be?
>>29959308>"You what?!"Even we have our limits.
>>29959308>Genius!for the lulz....
>>29959308>"You what?!"Russels is going to fucking kill us.
>>29959308>"You what?!"Richard is many things but he is not that big of an asshole
>>29959308>"You what?!"Getting your friend drunk without her knowledge is not cool, there are limits on how far you can take things.
>>29959308upvoting >>29959347We're probably trying to get Russel laid at this point. Good thinking Saori!>>29959381this bad:pic>>29959418yep. Super Annihilation Battle sounds appropriate.
>>29959070Well yea, that is the official pattern, but I'd rather not buy it if I can avoid it. I think at this point I'm just going to have to bite the bullet
>>29959381Non-existant. And even if she had half the bottle she wouldn't get a hangover with enough water
>>29959568Two glasses is about half a bottle.
>>29959568Son, she is drunk, has never drank before and is about 85lbs soaking wet and Asian, the hangover will be massive.Alcoholic Engineering students are not a good baseline
>>29959308>"You what?!"Not cool girl.
>>29959584I thought they had one each>>29959611That is a massive generalisation you have there. Last night I had only 2 beers and a glass of bourbon, and I had work the next day
>>29959658Are you a tiny, inexperienced, 16-year-old asian girl?No?Then you are not a good baseline for comparison.
You'd be surprised what you find while wandering the city. Just a few days ago, I found a Sherman and a Ram.
>>29959658Nope, Miho had downed both before Russels got back.
>>29960081she will be spending tomorrow either puking her cute little guts out or wondering what happened after her memory got fuzzy.
>>29960153we raped her, of course
>>29960153That PTSD Miho pic would come pretty handy then.
>>29960153Shame she doesn't have long hair, we could hold it for her.
>>29960196what's why its there! Tone: singsong.Later on we might even get this reaction:Pic
>>29960153Eh if she hasn't puked by now I doubt she will in the morning just make sure she gets bacon and eggs and tea for breakfast, and has loads of water before bed
>>29960247>loads of water before bedThe most important advice, honestly
>>29960247recorded for use at appropriate time smartanon.
>>29960247I've known plenty of people that are fine the night they drink, but vomit up everything the morning after. Just something to be prepared for.
>>29960764we will be: good breakfast, bottle of antacid pills, and being prepared to administer large amounts of hugs and support after offerings to the porcelain goddess
An icy chill runs down your spine- at that moment you realise something: HE KNOWS. You blink your eyes slowly, trying not to imagine his swift and terrible vengeance. "What?" You reply back, your fingers numb. Russells will let Saori live, but you, he will work you to death."She was really nervous." Saori responds, "I thought it would let her enjoy herself." Technically she's right and if you thought Russells wouldn't be observent enough to notice, you might've brought the idea up yourself. But Russells is socially keen- awkward as hell most of the time, but very observent.You stare at your phone for a few seconds- you don't have Russell's temper, and really the only thing Saori is at fault for here is not asking you. "He's going to hurt me for this." You send, before following up. "Does it look like he knows?" That part is especially important."He looks like he's enjoying himself." You sigh in relief- that's a very good sign. "Looks like they're done!" Saori texts a minute later. "They're leaving! Better hide!">Hide nearby then rendevoux with Saori.>Go find the Fluffy One.>Try to apologize.>Other.
>>29960977>Hide nearby then rendevoux with Saori.we must escape the wrath of the Angry One! we actually won't, but its more fun this way
>>29960977>Go find the Fluffy One.Things are going too well. I want some shenanigans.
>>29960977>Hide nearby then rendezvous with Saori.
>>29960977>>Go find the Fluffy One.
>>29961119Three words: Super. Annihilation. Battle.
>>29960977>Go find the Fluffy One.Saroi can fallow.
>>29960977>>Hide nearby then rendevoux with Saori.We'll seriously need to talk to her about giving Miho the wine, though.
>29960977>Go find the Fluffy One.
>>29960977>Go find the Fluffy OneYukari! Miho is drunk! And it isn't due to Panzer High.>PANIC
>>29961938 I'll just leave this here.
You de-ass the area with the quickness, making sure that you don't draw attention to yourself as you stand up and walk up the street a bit before cutting up into the alley that leads behind the restaurant. You need to break line of sight with Russell- just blending in doesn't work with him. Besides, if Miho is drunk he's going to have his attention on keeping her in line anyway.You wait for a few minutes before you get a message from Saori. "Okay, they're gone. We'll be out in a minute!" You sigh with relief, carefully stepping back out of the alley to wait for the other part of the crew- it doesn't take them long."Richard!" Saori says, sprinting the last few strides up to you before giving you a hug. "I think it's working! They're having a great time!" She smiles broadly. "We should try it with-" She sees your pale look. "What's wrong?" She says, frowning a bit.>"Why didn't you tell me you were going to give her wine?">"Nothing. So, what's our next move?">Other.
>>29962016>de-assWhat the fuck does that even mean?
>>29962016>"Why didn't you tell me you were going to give her wine?"jesus fuck woman whyyyyyy
>>29962016>>Other."You sure Miho can handle alcohol? It's fine, they're having fun, but still"
>>29962016>"Why didn't you tell me you were going to give her wine?""Russell is going to skin me alive, and there's no telling what he'll do to you!"
>>29962016>OtherIt was Grampa's idea wasn't it?>So, what's our next move?
>>29962046>Panzer HighWell, sometimes your ass is in an area that you don't want it to be in. In those times it's important to de-ass that area, often with the quickness.
>>29962147I have honestly never heard that before. Where do you dig these things up from?
>>29962191you know, like "Get your ass out of there"?
>>29962016>"Why didn't you tell me you were going to give her wine?"You fucked up royal, Saori!
>>29962211>mythbusters videoYou sir, have excellent taste, as if there was any doubt.
>>29962231See, that I would have caught. "Haul ass," "beat ass," "grab your ass and run," and the like are all pretty standard."De-ass" sounds more like lighting a match and hanging a couple car fresheners in the cab of a pickup after an all-night sauerkraut and Taco Bell bender.
>>29962016>"Why didn't you tell me you were going to give her wine?"
>>29962318It's a very military way to say it.
>>29962318De-ass, as in removing all asses(aka yourselves) from the area
>>29962441It really is.
>>29962828is blackjack dead yet.
>>29963089Yes, I killed him.
Rolled 3You guys know we're going to run into Maho and/or Shiho as we haul a drunken Miho around, right? >pic related, Russell's the zebra
>>29963089If you kill him in WoT he has to type the post until the next match starts. Start grinding.
>>29963167I think that's next session.>>29963181I don't even have an account.
>>29962028AAAUGH WHAT IS THAT?
>>29963309That... is the last thing you see before you die.
"You didn't say you were going to get Miho drunk..." You grimace a bit. "How did you even get the wine?"Saori looks down. "Well, a waiter set his tray down and nobody was looking so..." She says, trailing off. "It was a spur of the moment thing! She was freaking out- she didn't know what to talk about and she didn't want to bore him talking about tanks..." She shrugs. "She just needed the edge taken off."YOu rub the bridge of your nose. "Russells is going to notice, if he hasn't already-" You sigh. "He is going to flay me alive for this. Or make me wish he was flaying me alive! Sorry." At this point you've reached your first moment of doubt. Maybe you should call this off? Let Miho and Russells have the rest of the night to themselves. On the other hand, this is Russells- he doesn't know things and is perfectly capable of screwing just about anything involving women up- and from the looks of it Miho being drunk hasn't screwed things up too badly. >Take Saori out for ice cream- let Russells and Miho have some time.>Russells is our friend and commander! He needs our help with this!>Other.
>>29963409>>Take Saori out for ice cream- let Russells and Miho have some time.
>>29963409>Take Saori out for ice cream- let Russells and Miho have some timeI think we have 'helped' enough.
>>29963409>Other>Call for backupWe can no longer handle this alone. Get the rest of the team.
>>29963409>Take Saori out for ice cream- let Russells and Miho have some time.We gotta figure how we'll get payback on Richard later.
>>29963409>Take Saori out for ice cream- let Russells and Miho have some time
>>29963409>>Take Saori out for ice cream- let Russells and Miho have some time.Double date with Ben and Jerry
>>29963642Get the Ameri-cone Dream!
>>29963409>>Take Saori out for ice cream- let Russells and Miho have some time.How badly could Russels fuck this up?
>>29964228not that much actually. We've played him very competently. he's as about as sharp as a bowling ball, but Russels knows what to to. the real question is: do they encounter any more outside interference?
Yay, GuP quest. Great way to start commendant's time my last weekend in Graf.
You take a breath, then nod at Saori. "You know- when they came out they looked like they were having a good time." You shrug a bit, before looking around at Oorai Prefecture around you. "I think we've helped them a lot today- but now..."Saori smiles at you. "Yeah, let's give them a bit of privacy. They deserve it!" You agree with her wholeheartedly. You've given him all the help he needs- now it's time for Russells to fly on his own! "They probably won't appreciate us following them everywhere tonight." Tall, quiet Hana says with a polite nod.She walks up and puts an arm around you. "So, Mr. Pershing Driver, we've got plenty of time to burn." You winks at you and your heart flutters a bit. As fun as helping out Russells and Miho had been, you would love some time with your own girlfriend."I think I saw a nice Ice Cream parlor down the street." You say with an exaggerated, thoughtful look. "Think they might have that Sweet Potato flavor you like so much?" You nudge her a bit for emphasis. "This is still sort of Oorai, right?""I would love for you to take me out for Ice Cream!" Saori says, now that you've gotten the idea."Jeez." Mako says finally coming out of her usual semi-comatose state. "Will you two go already? You're going to give me cavities!"
NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST!>Very CGI.>Such romance.>Wow.Girls und Panzer Quest will continue tomorrow at 5-6PM PST. Follow me on Twitter for schedule updates and to find out when the thread goes live!https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ
>>29964615Richard might not be following the two anymore, but what about a certain Fluffy One?
>>29964645See you tomorrow BlackJack. Can't wait to see Miho's reaction to Frozen. (even if the only thing the author has to go off of are youtube clips and plot summaries.)>>29964659she's always watching. Who do you think taught Anzu how to Hetz?
>>29964667>she's always watching.Yukari Quest Redux for NEXT TIME then?
>>29964689As long as I get my Miho Reviews, I'm happy. Also, we could have a 3rd person viewing of Shiho and Maho encountering Russels with sloshed Miho. pic is Maho's response
>>29960019Vancouver? That tank looks familiar
>>29964797Why would anyone willingly go to Vancouver, though? It's like Canada's Detroit.
Previously: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29640267/#p29648684He begins to walk off before abruptly turning back towards you, having remembered something “Bert said your radio is already tuned, what handle are you using?”You draw a blank “we don't have one”“What's the name of your tank?”“It doesn't have a name, we just refer to it as 'she'”He snaps his fingers “okay, we'll figure this out later, if I hail you, you'll know”You climb atop the tank and settle into the Commander's hatch and shout to your Driver “slow speed down from here”. As you descend into the combat area you can't help but inhale heavily and smile, back in the saddle againYou don your helmet which smells musty and toggle the mic “How much fuel do we have?”Hamish's voice crackles back “Less than half a tank”Considering you're running on half a tank and you're 52 shells short of the maximum, you make good time to the starting areaThe T32 trundles into the Hamlet. You observe 6 buildings, they're spaced close together along a dirt road, 3 per side, not enough space between the buildings to cut through. Like the rest of the area you're going to be fighting in the Hamlet is situated in a clearing, the forest border begins 10 meters away>[1/?]
>>29965154You examine your map and try to figure out where the boundaries are. You can'tYou shout through the tank “Hey Ashley, how do we know where the boundary is?”She tries to lean past the Driver's seat to reply to you “There's no markings, you guess”“awesome”WHEEEEEEEEER WHEEEEEEEEER“Here we go boys” You go back to looking at your shitty little map “Aren't you going to do something?” Ashley asks leaning back againRob replies for you, probably trying to get some points in “he knows what he's doing, sit back”Remembering the previous match you watched, you judge the two opponents will watch the bridges and attempt to ambush you as you cross. It's going to be a long waitYou key your Mic “Left here and head into the forest”. Looking through the vision ports on the Cupola you realise the gun is still traversed over the deck. Perfect. Your attention returns to the actual target, the imprints you're leaving on the grassLooking forward over the bow again you note you're entering the forest “Halt here”>[2/?]
>>29965196You dismount quickly leaving your helmet on your seat, the Loader exits through his own hatch to assist. The two of you grab the cables stowed next to the engine deck and loop it around a tree branch, then around the turret ring. The last thing you do out there is unhitch the travel lockThe two of you enter the tank again, you replace your helmet “forward 10 meters then hook right, keep us at a constant distance from the clearing”The splintering of wood can be heard over the engineMinutes later you arrive at the otherside of the Hamlet, the same side you came from when entering the battle area“Halt here, rotate right ninety degrees, bring the gun about face”“You're going to ambush them here?” Ashley remarks, clearly surprised“They won't look this way, the treads go into the forest infront of us, we've left a trail of destruction with that tree branch we towed behind us” you explain the key points of your plan “Shut down the engine and unbutton”“Are we waiting?” Ashley asks“Yeah” you look around “how 'bout a song”“I got one” John says turning to you “There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza”You warn Ashley "This is gonna be a long wait, so you might want to join in, or you'll kill yourself”>[3/?]
>>29965274You all belt out the song, over and over. It isn't long before your head starts to hurt from effort “fuck, everyone shut up”BZZZZZZZZTYou check your phone“I'm coming over to check the flat” ~ BarryYou quickly reply “Let yourself in, no one is home”, and then check the time on your phone“It's been seventeen minutes, won't be long now”And you're right. A few minutes later you hear the burble of a Radial engine, signalling the arrival of the Sherman. You frown, the Sherman and Lee used the same radial, it's difficult to tell them apart, though if they're smart they've arrived togetherYou notice Ashley has become visibly agitated waiting for your opponent while unbottoned and in a relatively open area, it's not something she's used to you guess “Button up everyone”The hatches slam shut, except yours. You need to hear where your opponents are. They're close now, you can hear the tread clatter and burble of the Radial coming down the Hamlet's little pathIt's coming up to the last house nowIt halts, the last house is shielding the tank, you know they're deciding if someone is waiting to ambush them when they exit. “Hold fire” you say, this is dangerous now, you don't know if they're buttoned up or not>[4/?]
>>29965348“There it is” you think quickly before commanding Rob “Traverse left to the second building, fire on my mark”The tank in the Hamlet begins reversing rapidly, the high revs making it easier to track by sound“fire”The shockwave roils back, you left the hatch open and can feel the raw power exerted. The House you sent the shell through disintegrates, you catch a glimpse of the Sherman through the wreckage. It grinds to a halt and a little white flag pops out soon afterYou pop out of the turret and start hammering on it, subconciously your lips curl back baring your teeth “HOOOOOOOWEEEEEEE, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT NOW BOYS”>[5/?]
>>29965383You slam to a halt right at the outside corner of the last building in the Hamlet. A shell whizzes past and slams into a tree knocking it down“Full forward, peak at the corner, fire at will”Hamish wrestles with the controls and brings you around the corner so your flanks never show. A stream of 37mm rounds glance off the upper frontal plate, it doesn't phase you. Looking through the vision port you notice the Lee trying to back into the forestRob is bringing the gun on target, even before you've come to a stop. The T32 shudders as another shell is thrown down, a 'whump' is heard. Looking back through your vision port you note the Lee rocking back on its suspension, a shell marring the UFPWHEEEEEEEEER>[6/?]
>>29965498A flag pops out. “Simples” you say over the microphoneAshley butts in “that was all luck”She sounds mad“No it wasn't”“Yes it was, you didn't bother camoflaging, you didn't move out of your starting area meaning you were cornered. The only reason you won was because you have a better tank”You look to Rob, he shrugsYou look to John, he goes to key his mic. You shake your head, you'll handle this“It was all part of my plan” you say innocently“pffffft, I honestly doubt you had a plan after sitting through this”don't see a point in arguing, so you end it by trivialising “aight”Someone toggles their microphone, but there's no transmissionYou cut the silence “someone help me get rid of the fucking branch”. You unhook your helmet and exit through your hatch, John follows suit through his own and the two of you quickly pull the cables from around the turret ring“Okay go Hamish” you say after re-entering the tankIt's not long before you've climbed back into the Staging Area. It might be uncomfortably quiet for some, but you've figured out one of the best ways to make a problem go away is to ignore itSome kind of Recovery vehicle rushes past you and towards the Battle Grounds“Head for the Hanger” you stop to think, then add “anyone want to get out at the Saloon?”“I do” Ashley says huffilyRob jumps at the chance “I'll go with you”“Uhm, okay, just stop here Hamish”>[7/?]
>>29965534Ashley pops her hatch and exits without a word, Rob decides to exit by stepping on John's lap “thanks mate”Hamish pulls into the Hanger, it does take some time due to the people milling around outside. He cuts the engine you dump your helmet on your seat while exiting“Alright lets get to work”Your Driver walks out of the Hanger, you assume to his carYou and John start work by sitting down, Hamish needs to get the shitJohn starts “Maybe we should have gone with Rob”“Fuck that” you start “besides, Rob would think I was trying to move on her”John snorts “nah, he's got it under control”"We'll see"It's at that moment Hamish drives through in his car, he stops next to the tank, turns on the radio, and pops the trunk, there's a plastic bag off to one side and an assortment of tools and gear. The three of you begin unpacking the contents, a Tarp, blocks of wood, various assorted Spanners, a Torque Wrench, rags, a bucket, kitty litter, garbage bags, and a plastic hammer“Okay, lets tighten up these bitches” you say pointing at the tracks“Oh shit” John says giggling “we left the ratchets on the turret, if they got hit, we'd be fucked right now”>[8/?]
>>29965584“Oh, whoops” you shrug and go to grab the pry bar off of the track guards. The three of you get to work on tightening the tracks“That was really something” you turn and see Rick standing behind you “I haven't seen something like that before”“Yeah, we do things" you search for a word to describe it "differently, probably feels like a curveball to the other teams”“It was a curveball” he grins “you should have seen the uproar in the Saloon, seventeen minutes of nothing, and then you destroy a house, a tree, and both of them in one”You start laying out the tarp while talking “was it an angry uproar?”“No actually, most of the matches end the same way, what we watched was different”You straighten it up “Ashley said it shouldn't work”“She's just mad you beat the Junior teams so quickly, don't worry about it” he looks at the Tarp “what're you gonna do with that?”“Rebuild the engine” you say “you got a lift?”“Uh, yeah” he cocks an eyebrow “you really going to rebuild the engine?”“Yeah it's running a little rich” Hamish replies “need to make sure the injectors aren't busted”“You guys go at this pretty hard I guess”“Yeah” you reply “if you wanna win, you gotta put in the work”There's a brief silence before he replies “I've been meaning to ask, did you have a plan?”“You sound like Ashley, but yes, every part of it was predetermined”He furrows his brow and purses his lips ”that's interesting">[9/?]
>>29965647It's not long before Rick brings the lift then buggers off. You've drained the oil into a bucket with lots of mouth washing and are now in the middle of stripping the engine having hauled it out onto the Tarp“Thank god, it's only the spark plugs” Hamish says fiddling with the Carburetors, he throws the spark plugs over to you “clean them up”“Yes massa” you say grabbing a rag and getting to work “Funny guy” he respondsA song comes on over the Radio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEDrU85FLE, you can't help it, it calls to you. You bust out your moves. Though your legs have pins and needles from sitting for so long, you ignore it until it goes awayYou sit down and get back to work, all danced out. The Plugs are finished quickly and you move to help John and Hamish with the Engine Block itself“Have you checked the Gaskets?” you ask HamishHe responds with a grunt, followed shortly with actual words “Yeah, I wiped them down and checked for cracks. You and John look after this stuff, I need to check the Timing Belts, Camshaft, Crankshaft, O-Rings and Pistons”“Have fun” you say with a shit eating grin“Oh shit, the Magnetos” he says snapping his fingers “I need to check those as well”You continue cleaning the block “some of the Spark Plugs were pretty dirty”>[10/?]
>>29965696“Yeah, the Carbs tend to run the last cylinders rich, I'm pretty sure that's why it's fouling”“I know Hamish has been around cars your whole life” John says looking at you “but how do you know all this stuff”You shrug “Internet”It takes a few hours to finish cleaning the parts, and inspect them for damage. You look at the parts neatly sorted on the Tarp “It's hot as balls, must be approaching midday”You use this as an excuse to unzip and strip down, tying the sleeves around your waist. John appears unphased by the heat, choosing to remain exactly how he is. Hamish rolls up the sleeves on his Flannels, you can't help but poke a little fun “black farm boy can't handle the heat huh?”“Better than you” he retorts “nice tan you've got there”You look down at your left arm “thanks, gotta even it up though”Looking back up you notice movement at the entrance and spot Rob coming through. He stops “you guys wanna watch Ashley's match?”“No” you reply, and then follow up quickly not wanting to appear rude “we need to put this bitch back together, you should help”“I promised I would watch the match”You give him a blank look “just lie, that's what I always do”“yeah” John adds“Well look how you turned out” he replies in a vain attempt to riposte“Badass” you go to highfive John, your hands meet with a satisfying slap>[11/?]
>>29965713“Whatever” he gives a limp wave before retreating back through the doors“Okay” you say rubbing your hands together “I'm hungry as fuck, where the fuck is the microwave”“Damn, dropping the F-bombs like it's cool!” Hamish comments. You know for a fact that he doesn't swear“Yeah well I'm hungry” you look to John “you bring.. no wait, I asked you”“Hamish has probably got a home cooked meal his mom gave him”He walks to the open boot and pulls out the plastic bag“What've you got” you askHe looks inside the bag. He smiles. He pulls out a deep fried chicken drumstick“wow” you snort “you got some coolaid in there”He shakes his head and returns to eating“fine”Your joints pop and your ass feels much better having stood up off the hard floor. You move to the Passenger side, you reach in and grab your left over Butter chickenA terrifying realisation comes over you “shit, I forgot to bring a fork. Ah, nah it'll be fine, I'll just drink it”>[12/?]That's it till tomorrow
So Men of War, right?What if we mod a GuP style game-mode into Men of War? Tanks only, crew can't die, a white flag pops up above the tank to show them as knocked out?
>>29965906>>29965913> WeI'm way too illiterate for that, I could barely program a game of UNO for my Software Engineering course
>>29965913That sounds awesome but I've no idea how to mod
Possibility of finishing Rinalewds tonight is yesLikeliness of me finishing Rinalewds tonight is a very good joke, much hilarity.In the event that I actually do finish Rinalewds, link to pastebin is here:http://pastebin.com/TG7BDu45