> Sunday, October 13th, 2013SITUATION: http://pastebin.com/Ac5gJdwqMECHANICS: http://pastebin.com/Se82xDLeCREW ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/qVD3DM17TANK ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/UCXDAajgTHE SHOP: http://pastebin.com/ZMy4Q2sqArchive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Girls%20Und%20Panzer:%20LGA%20QuestYou are Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President and new commander of Lafayette Girls Academy’s revived Tankery Team.You sit on Ramirez’s toilet, towel wrapped around your naked body, watching Kitten slowly and steadily shave her legs. Kitten preceded this with sharing a shower with you, and is now, like you, only wearing a towel. The white shaving cream parts each time she moves the razor up, and up, and up…“Man, fuck everything about this,” says Kitten. “I have to do this every two days?”Lisa says from back inside the dorm, “I still can’t believe you’re only learning know how to shave your legs.”Kitten shouts, “Man, fuck you, Lisa! You can’t even clean your room properly!”“Love you too, Mom,” says Lisa back.Nancy pokes her head in, smiling. “Breakfast is ready!”You smile back at her, and then take a whiff of the air. Smells like WAFFLES. “Thanks, Nancy,” you say. Nancy nods then gives the two of you some privacy.What shall you do today?> Enjoy the last day of Shore Leave> Visit an Academyship (Specify)> Embark on a Subquest (Specify)> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29948152> Enjoy the last day of Shore LeaveLAST CHANCE
>>29948152> Enjoy the last day of Shore LeaveWait, wasn't the Tiger supposed to arrive today?
>>29948152> Enjoy the last day of Shore LeaveLet's go somewhere with the crew.
>>29948208I'll update that now, thank you.
>>29948152> Enjoy the last day of Shore Leave
>>29948152>> Embark on a Subquest (Specify)Freshman Loyalty Quest
>>29948208I thought it will arrive on monday?, might be my mistake
>>29948254Well Wendy said it was supposed to arrive today yesterday...
> Enjoy the last day of Shore LeaveYou run your hand along Kitten’s silky smooth leg. “… and that is why women shave their legs, Kitten.”“Gee, thanks,” she says.With that, you both get dressed in the most readily available things you can think of, your Tankery uniforms. You sit down on Ramirez’s bed and get to eating Nancy’s freshly made waffles with lots of maple syrup on top. Such taste!Nancy asks you as she wipes up some of the mess on Ramirez’s counter, “So, what are we going to do today, President?”You say, “I think a day of rest is in order. Tomorrow we do go back to school, you know?”Lisa nods. “I can look forward to that, I suppose. I’d rather be worrying about academics than worry about, you know?”“Of course, Lisa.” You pull out your phone and start browsing for some likely places of tourism.> A nice day spa> Musee de la Liberation> Cite de la Mer> A fancy restaurant> FUCK IT, LET’S GO SHOPPING> Other
Hey Schteel, there was some confusion after thread yesterday. In the PARTS CURRENTLY OWNED part of the pastebin, it isn't really clear what guns we have. The 2pdr and 25pdr and the now mounted 6pdr are still listed, and I'm not sure if we kept the Littlejohn Adaptor from the Sentinel's 2pdr when we mounted on the 6pdr or if it went towards the cost for mounting it. Maybe list guns individually instead of keeping them under the Ordnance QF Bundle.>>29948389> Musee de la Liberation
>>29948389> Musee de la Liberation> A fancy restaurantFood after museum.
>>29948401I'll actually update it now to reflect that. Thanks for saying that.
>>29948389> FUCK IT, LET’S GO SHOPPING
>>29948389> Musee de la Liberation> A fancy restaurantIt's our last day here, might as well do what we can.
>>29948389>> Musee de la Liberation
>>29948389> Musee de la Liberation> A fancy restaurant
> Musee de la Liberation> A fancy restaurant“There’s a nice museum dedicated to World War II history in town, I think a visit there and then a cozy little restaurant for lunch sounds fair. Yeah?”Nancy grins. “Oh, that sounds lovely!”Lisa says, “Today’s probably going to be really boring.” You quirk your brow, then Lisa says, “But still, museums are cool. I’m for it.”You look over at Ramirez. “Ramirez?” Ramirez is simply lying back on the bed, staring at the ceiling. Thinking what? You don’t know, and you don’t particularly care. “I’m guessing you’re for it.” Ramirez nods.You pet Kitten on head, smiling. “Museum it is then. Let’s saddle up then. ITL should have our tanks ready by now.”With that, you finish off your breakfast, then head out of Ramirez’s dorm and head towards the Tankery HQ where your tanks are located. Nothing wrong with taking your tank out for a drive after all. All the fine misses of the 20s took their tankettes out for drives. Hell, you feel like Bertha Benz.> Talk Tanks (Topic?)> Converse Casually (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29948597> Consult the Shop (Specify)Tiger II ELITE -FreeImproved Suspension, Heavy Tank - 1500Grouser Kit - 100TOTAL: 1600Might as well do the Tiger upgrades now so it'll be ready in time for practice on Tuesday.
>>29948617Sounds good, supporting this.
>>29948617>>29948597Sure, as long as upgrading it later doesn't take away the Eliting.
>>29948617>>29948597Sure add applique armoe too while we're at i
>>29948617To add, why not improved suspension and grouser for the Hellcat too?
>>29948707Oops, I actually sort of forgot about that.I don't know how to classify it though, so I'll be treating it as a Light Tank.Tiger II ELITE - FreeImproved Suspension, Heavy Tank - 1500Grouser Kit x2 - 200Improved Suspension, Light Tank - 500TOTAL: 2200
>>29948742>>29948665Still sounds good.
>>29948617Tiger II ELITE -FreeImproved Suspension, Heavy Tank - 1500Grouser Kit - 1001x Appliqué Armor Kit, Heavy Tank: 1,000 DollarsTotal: 2600>>29948707Because no one is manning it right now
>>29948742>8742 Replies: >>29948760>>>29948707What about Applique armor for the Tiger?
>>29948764We're giving it to the Poles pronto.And really, the Tiger has enough armor for now, thought if the Aces want the Applique we can always give it to them later.
> Consult the Shop“Ah, Gertrude. Glad you’re calling. Congratulations on your win over William Adams! Was quite the match. Nearly gave me a heart attack.”“Well you’re old enough to have served in the War, Mr. Mishka, I don’t want you getting hurt or anything.”“Ah, I’m as spry as the day as I was born! So, I’m assuming this is a business call then?”“Yep!”> WANTED FOR PURCHASE>> ASSIGN TEAM TIGRIS TO TIGER II (PORSCHE) (COMP. SPEC.)>> UPGRADE TIGER II (PORSCHE) TO (ELITE): FREE>> IMPROVED SUSPENSION, HEAVY TANK – TIGER II (PORSCHE): 1,500>> GROUSER KIT – TIGER II (PORSCHE): 100> CONFIRM ?> Y/N> Other (Anything else to purchase?)
>>29948786We are, I thought that was still up for debate?
>>29948800> Other (Anything else to purchase?)New purchase sheet.>>29948742
>>29948800>YWe can upgrade the Hellcat later, we need the money in case for monday
>>29948803As did I. I want the Rifles in the Hellcat.>>29948800> Y+ Applique Armour
>>29948800YWe can still upgrade an elite tank though, right Schteel?
>>29948803I'm certainly advocating it. *shrug*.It'll let the Poles do a lot more than in their old Stuart.
>>29948851You can still convert ELITE tanks.
>>29948800> Y>>29948837The Rifles can have the T-34 when the play is done with it. The Hellcat suits the Poles' aggressive style a lot more.
If we replace the Porsche turret with the Henschel turret on the Tiger II, will it still be Elite?
>>29948938Does converting a comp spec tank suddenly make it vintage?
>>29948963If you put vintage stuff on it...
>>29948912>The Rifles can have the T-34 when the play is done with it.That means the Rifles will still have to bear with the Chi-Ha up to the lead-up for the practice match with Saunders.
>>29949010...How is that even supposed to work? At no point in this quest does the mechanics even imply it works that way.
>>29949013For what, five more days?Five days in the Chi-ha isn't going to kill them, Jesus.
>>29948800>Ywait a sec schteel! doesn't our perk mean we get the suspension for free?
>>29949053So we can convert the Chi-ha then?
>>29949081That's only chassis.
>>29949081Not a Chassis, doesn't count.
> Y“That’s all for now,” you say.“Excellent choice. I’ll call up Kate and let her know work’s going to be done. Modifications should be ready by Tuesday.”“Thanks, Mr. Mishka.”“Ah, don’t thank me, I’m a businessman.”You hang up. Lisa looks over at you. “So, how’s Mr. Mishka doing?” she asks.You say, “He’s doing alright for an old man. I would’ve seen folks like him in the Old Folks Home, but instead he’s doing backbreaking labor. He have a fountain of youth in his garage or something?” you joking ask.Lisa smiles. “Ah, Mr. Mishka’s just stubborn like that. All Russians are. I wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t know that Eisenhower isn’t President anymore.”You shrug. Can’t argue with that.You arrive at the Tankery Warehouse. Sure enough, you see Officials working on your tanks, repairing with good speed and efficiency and-“Gertrude!” Your ITL Liaison, Ashley Ursula Luz, slides in front of you. She’s perky as ever. “How are you doing?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>29949088No, because five days isn't going to make that much of a fucking difference.
>>29949093> BoastLife is pretty cool.
>>29949093>Modifications should be ready by Tuesday.Shouldn't the Tiger be done by Monday?
>>29949093> BoastWon a match, got some better tanks and a day off. Life is good.
>>29949140Must be conversion into elite
>>29949140Tuesday is the first practice day of every week, which will also be the first time the Tiger II will be used by a crew.I think that's the context of what Mr. Mishka is trying to say here.
> Boast“Oh, everything’s just going right for me, Miss Lutz.”Lutz grins, her smile almost blinding you with its sheer bright happiness. “That’s wonderful!” she says. “If you’re here to grab your tank, we’ve already fixed it up and repaired it for you!” She motions over to Cupid, conspicuously the only tank that doesn’t have Officials crawling all over it.You nod. “Thanks, Miss Lutz. Means a lot.”“Oh, it’s nothing!” she says. “If anything, you should be thanking our top-notch repair crews. They could restore a Konigstiger from near wreck to perfect function in days!” She leans over, whispering. “They’re like animals when it comes to tanks, so treat it like you would the zoo.”You snicker. “I’ll think about it.”“Right then! I’ll leave you to it!” She marches off to supervise the repair of the Churchill IV, Earl.> Head Out> Ask the ITL Officials a question (Specify?)> Talk with your Crew (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29949287> Ask the ITL Officials a question (Specify?)Heh, why not?>Can we still keep the 6pdr for Earl if it's upgraded to Mk. VII?
>>29949287>> Head Out> Read a Book (Where's Waldo)
>>29949322Sure, why not?
>>29949287>>29949328Sure why not we could start reading the libary book
>>29949287> Head Out> Read a Book (Where's Waldo)
>>29949287> Head Out> Read a Book Where is waldo
> Head Out> Read a Book (Where’s Waldo)You all hop into Cupid, then roll out of the Warehouse. You decide a good book is in order, something light, something enjoyable.FUKKEN WHERE’S WALDO IN WORLD WAR II. STAGE ONE: THE DIEPPE RAID.…GODDAMN IT.…WHERE THE FUCK IS HE!?…HOLY SHIT, HE’S RIGHT THERE. THAT WAS OBVIOUS, YOU MUST BE RETARDED.> Where’s Waldo in World War II: Progress: 10%You shut the book. Where’s Waldo always did make you feel a bit stupid, and not even on the same level as academic textbooks.You feel Cupid rumble as you’re loaded onto the loading elevator.> Talk Tanks (Topic?)> Converse Casually (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29949543> Read a Book waldodon't chicken out pool!
>>29949543>> Read a Book (Where's Waldo)
>>29949543Read a Book: Where's WaldoThat Motherfucker thinks he can best me?
>>29949543> Converse Casually (Topic?)Talk about class funding. We need a plan here, folks.
>>29949543> Read a Book (Where's Waldo)NO FEAR
>>29949543>Be casualAlso, I know this is a pretty spergy complaint, but when you're writing numbers involved in a dialog or speech, it would be nice if you actually wrote them out instead of using their arabic numerals. I noticed in the William Adams match you did a lot of "words words 35, words, words words," vis a vis "words words words, words, thirty five, words words words."
>>29949748I'll keep that in mind, thank you. I generally use numbers to make them stand out, there's a lot to keep track of in LGA I just realized.
> Read a Book (Where’s Waldo)GODDAMN IT, WHERE THE HELL IS HE IN THE THEORETICAL OPERATION SEA LION AMPHIBIOUS INVASION OF DOVER?…FUCK YOU WIZARD, YOU’RE NOT WHO YOU’RE LOOKING FOR.…FUCK YOU TOO DOG. Actually no, sorry Dog.…GODDAMN IT, WHY IS THIS IS SO HARD-HOLY SHIT, THERE HE IS. YOU SCANNED THAT PART LIKE TEN FUCKING TIMES. YOU ARE RETARDED.You slam the book shut. Waldo’s making look you bad, and he’s not even a real character.You receive a call.“Fairless (SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT)”> Answer> Don’t Answer
>>29949748>Churchill Mark Four>Panzer Four>StuG Three>Tiger Two>Tee-Thirty FourYou prefer that format then?>>29949770I'm fine with what you write as it is Schteel. Just thought you should know that.
>>29949843> AnswerOtherwise she'll find us and rip out our spine. Plus, you know she likes us better than Frendenbitch so we should keep it that way.
>>29949843>AnswerCalm down Trudy there's no need to insult every part of the damn book
>>29949770I'm fine with the number format, that's how they were oringinally labeled if I recall so it's okay
>>29949843>AnswerAlso, can we please stop reading? I think half the times the option was presented we read some shit.
> Answer> Where’s Waldo in World War II: Progress: 20%“Hey, Fairless. What’s up?”“Just calling to remind you of our little meeting tomorrow. Same place as last time, it’s up in the Command tower. We’ve got some issues of finance to iron out, not to mention club activities.”“Alright, Fairless. But seriously, how are you doing, enjoying Shore Leave?”“I’m fine. You?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>29949969>> PoliteDoing ok. Call me if I can help, you sound not fine.
>>29949962there is always a perk we will need with this. that and we score 10 command points too. worth it.>>29949969> Boastfirst win! feeling fine!
>>29949969> PoliteLast day R&R. Crew deserves it.
>>29949864When characters are speaking, yes, it would be "mark four," rather than "MK IV."All other times using their designation, with numerals (Arabic or Roman) would be appropriate.>>29949969>Boast>PRETTY FUCKING GOOD I'D SAY
>>29949969> Polite>>29949996She has to deal with Fredendal on a frequent basis, does that sound fine to you?
>>29950019No, which is why I mentioned it.
>>29949969> Polite>>29950003>>29950009Because rubbing in her face how good Shore Leave is while she's slaving away because of Fredendal is such a greeeeeeaat idea.
>>29950045we bought the school some more life span. i even bet she's probably happy for our first win. don't knock it.
>>29949543So did Kitten and Trudy hop on the /u/ boat, or are they just really good friends? No judgment, just curiosity.
>>29949969>Other: Ask if she wants to go to dinner with us, our treat.
>>29950158They're best good friends.
>>29949969>PoliteInvite her along, let's build some bridges.
>>29950193I thought they were good best friends.>>29950166Ha, as if. Still, though, I'd support it just on the off chance that, maybe, she's not a complete bitch and just mostly one. >>29949969
> Polite“Oh, I’m doing well, Fairless. I mean, did you do anything this Shore Leave?”“Yeah, I got to file all the expenses of the Senior Clubs during Shore Leave the entire week. That was fun.”“Ouch.”“Yeah, well, no matter. At least you’re enjoying yourself. But don’t slack off, alright?”“I’ll keep that in mind.”“Right, I’ll let you go. Congrats on your first match by the way.”“Thanks, see you.”You hang up. You can feel Cupid slowly grind to a halt. Lisa then turns to you and says, “We’re here.”The four of you hop off Cupid then walk over to the museum. It’s situated at the top of a mountain, overlooking the port of Cherbourg. You bet that view is scenic, but of course you’re going to have to get through the entire thing. By no means is it a big museum, but there was a good number of people visiting today.“So Boss,” you step inside and Lisa asks you. “Where do we start?”> The Normandy Landings> Battle of Cherbourg> Operation Cobra> FUKKEN GIFT SHOP> Other
>>29950228Fairless is actually a pretty nice person, it's just that working with Fredendal on a consistent basis has left her a little bitter and cranky. Can you blame her?
>>29950250>> The Normandy LandingsSTART AT THE BEGINNING AND GO TO THE END!
>>29950250>> The Normandy Landings
>>29950263Oh motherfucker I can't read at all. I thought it was Fredendall, not Fairless.My b. I like Fairless.
>>29950250>Normandy LandingsLet's remind ourselves why swimming tanks are fukken stupid.
>>29950250> The Normandy Landingseveryone should go there. i know an old vet who landed at that place and was with a team on a duce and half that had a AA quad cannons bolted to the payload deck. he told me stoies about the fighter planes he shot at and the time he spent nearly 2 weeks using those guns to toss a wall of lead across the rein river at the nazis.
>>29950320Their not stupid they worked for the most part.Just not in Omaha....Also that's an interesting concept should we have to cross rivers in another match
>>29950371>Also that's an interesting concept should we have to cross rivers in another matchPerrine's way ahead of us on that.She did field a single LVT during the match against Saunders.
>>29950431true, it was the one withthe 37mm right?I'm kind of looking forward t our match with her, she has an interesting lineup
>>29950431>Perrine's way ahead of us on that.In what, being a friendless shit?
>>29950489We're friends with her.
>>29950489But we're her friend.
>>29950511That was a mistake I tell you, A MISTAKE.
>>29950511Out of pity more than anything else
>>29950511Yeah.Doesn't mean we like her. You've never been friends with someone you dislike?
>>29950371I take it back, but our Sherman might be too heavy to float.Might work with the Hellcat though...
> Normandy LandingsYou take a few pictures as the tour guide lectures on the Normandy Landings.“…and there were five major beaches. The British were to land at three, codenamed Juno, Gold, and Sword. The Americans landed at Omaha and Utah beaches. The landings themselves were codenamed Operation Neptune. Now, this one of the largest amphibious landings ever conducted, but a little known fact is that beforehand the Allies preceded the Operation with a great ruse.“For months beforehand, the Allies conducted a widespread false information campaign that would lead the Germans into believing the Allies would not land at Normandy, but instead at Calais. The Germans bought this ruse hook line and sinker, and it contributed to their slow response in defending against the Allied breakout from the beaches. Not to mention the Airborne landings which were bogging down German advances and securing all objectives to link the various beaches and create a continuous supply chain.”You all ogle at the various pictures and exhibits of various gadgets. Stuff like old compasses, goggles, even a few weapons. You even spy a set of binoculars, similar to Grandpa’s.> Ask the Tour Guide a Question (Specify)> Battle of Cherbourg> Operation Cobra> FUKKEN GIFT SHOP> Other
>>29950522>>29950523>>29950531But Perrine is really nice though. A bit creepy sure but no ones perfect.
>>29950558> Battle of Cherbourg
>>29950558>> Ask the Tour Guide a Question (Specify)Ask about the Donold Ducks
>>29950594What she does to tanks isn't nice.
>>29950594>But Perrine is really nice thoughWell, Hitler was an alright guy to provided you weren't a Jew.Think of the torment all those poor tanks suffer at her hands!
>>29950615They're just tank stop acting like she cuts people up or something.
>>29950615I don't mind what she does, I'm only concern about the rare' tanks she does it too.Replications are okay.Also Trude doesn't mind her friendship
>>29950558>The British were to land at three, codenamed JunoThe Canadians apologize, but look upon your direction with discomfort, eh.
>>29950637Tanks have souls, though
>>29950615Tanks are just tools. If they can be made to be awesome, then hell yeah.
>>29950662The vintages, the replications are mindless clones. I have a problem with the vintages but what she does to the replication does not bother me.We had this discussion can we drop it
>>29950637>They're just tanks
>>29950683>We had this discussion can we drop itWell alright.Schteel, is it too late to go recruit the Otakus?
>>29950732Nancy doesn't like them.If they show up and want to be recruited...maybe.but let's not try and find them on our own,
>>29950732Our Otakus are not those Otakus. And I still vote no anyway.
>>29950762>Our Otakus are not those Otakus.And our history team doesn't compare to Oorai's either.Just gotta make do with what you get, man
>>29950732For academic purposes, we should ask the Otakus what do they know about tanks.They'll most likely reference an anime. In a setting already based off an anime. We need to go deeper.
>>29950824>They'll most likely reference an animeMaybe this universe has something like Strike Witches with tank aces.Oh man
> Battle of Cherbourg> Ask the Tour Guide a QuestionYou raise your hands. “So were the DD tanks successful at their jobs?”The tour guide says, “Well, that’s a matter of opinion. The seas were very rough that day, and despite the general confusion from the initial landing, most of the DD tanks reached their objectives, a bit late mind you. Omaha Beach was far worse about it, with almost none of them actually managing to reach the shore. Now in calmer waters during Operation Dragoon, they were much more successful.”You move onto the Battle of Cherbourg exhibit.“The port of Cherbourg was considered a vital objective for the D-Day landings owing to being a deepwater port that would allow the logistics chain to be simplified. Before Cherbourg, equipment from the United States had to land at Great Britain, then shuffle through the process of being loaded again and waterproofed, then be landed at one of the beaches. Cherbourg thus was a valuable target.“Now the Assault on Cherbourg took the better part of the month of June, where the fierce fighting ended up wrecking the port so badly, that it would not be used for three months at best. Regardless, the objective was completed, and what’s more, the city of Cherbourg was liberated from Axis rule.”You tilt your head at the big map marking advances and other movements of the armies. It’s bit incomprehensible.> Ask the Tour Guide a Question (Specify)> Operation Cobra> FUKKEN GIFT SHOP> Other
>>29950798Yeah and we have at least one team likely coming up with the Theatre Tech girls, possibly two if we can get the Naval studies Engineering crew.I'll be generous, if >>29950756happens I'd consider it. But going in Character Gertrude has more reasons to avoid/not think of the Otakus than she does to go find them.
>>29950250>> The Normandy LandingsIt's a tad cliche, but it's as good of a staring point as any!
>>29950848>> Operation Cobra>>29950891Little late bub.
>>29950848> Operation Cobra>>29950878You also forgot the girl scouts, they might consider it after the match
>>29950878Speaking of teams, are there other nationality based student associations, like the one our Pollacks are from?Might be worth checking those out
>>29950912Yup, completely forgot. I want to see Daisy turn out to be a gunner to rival Michelle or something, just for laughs. >>29950916Dunno, but a good idea.
>>29950910Browser didn't refresh. You people move faster than some generals--it's a wonder anyone can keep up.> Operation Cobra
> Operation Cobra“… and main objective of Operation Cobra was the breakout from the beaches and into France proper. This involved securing cities like Saint Lo. In cooperation with the British, the Americans advanced south after taking the city of Saint Lo towards Sur Vire and Le Beny Bocage and as far south as Avranches around the Gulf of St. Malo. German resistance amounted to various counter attacks that did not succeed for a variety of reasons, either due to being outnumbered or due to their logistics chains breaking down.”The tour guide finishes as you walk out and see the beautiful view outside the city of Cherbourg. “After Operation Cobra, the Allies had a substantial footing to liberate the rest of France and continue moving to such greater battles like the Falais pocket, up to Belgium, then to the Ardennes. Right through to the German’s surrender in April 1945.”The five of you quickly take a group picture, with that scenic view right behind you. “Smile!” you say. You take the photo and take a look. Nice.> Ask the Tour Guide a Question (Specify)> FUKKEN GIFT SHOP> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29951168> FUKKEN GIFT SHOPAHHA TIME TO BUY USELESS SOUVENIRS
>>29951168>> FUKKEN GIFT SHOPBUY TANK MODELS.ALL THE TANK MODELS.
>>29951168> FUKKEN GIFT SHOPIT'S TIME
>>29951168>> FUKKEN GIFT SHOPmaybe we can find some books.
>>29951168>Ask tour guide a question: "Excuse me maim, but can you recommend any further reading into Operation Cobra?"It was a tank/manuver heavy campaign after all.
>>29951168> FUKKEN GIFT SHOPMail something back home for Griselda and Dad.
>>29951241That's a good point anon, I'll second it.
>>29951168> FUKKEN GIFT SHOP>>29949969to come back on this one: We need to remember: Fredenfall destroyed sophomore finances, and we're keeping it afloat with our self-raised tankery budget. The tankery budget does not contain school finances anymore.
Let's buy a lot of rare tank models so we can smash them in front of Yukari when we need to fight Oarai
> Ask the Tour Guide a Question> FUKKEN GIFT SHOP“So what would you recommend for further reading into Operation Cobra?”The Tour Guide says, “Oh, there are plenty of books that cover Operation Cobra. John Keegan for example has written about it in various books. In fact, if your local library has a history section, you should probably look to see if they have anything covering the Battle of Normandy, as most books of those kind cover Operation Cobra to some length.”You nod. “Thanks.”With that in mind, you finish off the tour with a trip to the FUKKEN GIFT SHOP. You all gape in awe at all the uselessly expensive things. Books you’ll never read, candy that doesn’t taste that great, instruments that don’t work-Actually, there’s quite the section of things you could buy in a little corner to the side.> Model of T34 Calliope – 1:35> Model of M4A1 (76) Sherman – 1:35> Bandage Bear “Yogi York” – Sharper than your average bear!> Plushie 75mm Armor Piercing Ballistic Capped Round – FULL SCALE> RC Goliath Tracked Mine> BUY EVERYTHING!> buy nothing> Other
>>29951485> Plushie 75mm Armor Piercing Ballistic Capped Round – FULL SCALEWhy is this not a thing?
>>29951485> Bandage Bear “Yogi York” – Sharper than your average bear!> Plushie 75mm Armor Piercing Ballistic Capped Round – FULL SCALESend one to little sis.
>>29951485>> RC Goliath Tracked MineBuy a couple and race them with Kitten!
>>29951485>RC Goliath Tracked Mine
>>29951485>Plushie 75mm Armor Piercing Ballistic Capped Round – FULL SCALE>>29951510What?
>>29951485>> Model of M4A1 (76) Sherman – 1:35 (For our us)>> Bandage Bear “Yogi York” – Sharper than your average bear! (For Lisa)>> Plushie 75mm Armor Piercing Ballistic Capped Round – FULL SCALE (Not sure but I like this)
>>29951485Are those models or kits?I wonder if Trudy has the patience to assemble and paint a kit.>Buy the Sherman>Buy the AP round>Buy a t-shirt
>>29951568They sold out instantly and will never be made again.
>>29951485> Model of M4A1 (76) Sherman – 1:35For us> Bandage Bear “Yogi York” – Sharper than your average bear!Lisa will like this> Plushie 75mm Armor Piercing Ballistic Capped Round – FULL SCALEOur sister
>>29951168Hey Schteel, is there a tourney rooster somewhere?Would like to know who we could end up facing in the future.Also, are there any German teams? Not those Krautboos from Kuromorimine, I mean honest to god and Kaiser Teutons
>>29951485> Bandage Bear “Yogi York” – Sharper than your average bear!> Plushie 75mm Armor Piercing Ballistic Capped Round – FULL SCALE> RC Goliath Tracked MineModels are for nerds with patience.
>>29951485>> BUY EVERYTHING!We can keep the Calliope model, and everything else can be gifts!
>>29951612Now that you say that, you've reminded that I do actually need to work on the tourney roster.I'll post it in about an hour between updates.
>>29951588>They sold out instantly and will never be made again...but wouldn't that be a great reason to make more?
>>29951638That's how limited editions work yo.
>>29951652Man this world is awful.So long, suckers
>>29951635>Other: See if there are any books lying around, knowledge is power.
>>29951638Then they wouldn't be as collectable. Part of the reason for buying cool LE merchandise is knowing that you own one of the few in the world. If the company produces more, people will know that their shit isn't worth paying hundreds of dollars for.
>>29951635Oh Christ, that makes me worry over who our next opponent will be.I hope it's Pravda. Or Anzio. Maybe the ANZAC team?
>>29951635the goodies we'll buy isn't coming out of the school tankery funds, right?
>>29951683We can find books in the libary
>>29951692We're facing Walter Chrisite
>>29951692Our next opponent is Saunders, We've got a sparring match with them on...Monday...I think.
>>29951753After the Play, I still think we should change the date
>>29951790>Let's call them up as our next action then.
>>29951753On the subject of Saunders: it doesn't look like Kay's doing that entire "intercepting radio comms" schtick. What sorta tactics could she try with all those Shermans of hers, and what counters do we have?
>>29951485> Bandage Bear “Yogi York” – Sharper than your average bear!> Plushie 75mm Armor Piercing Ballistic Capped Round – FULL SCALE> RC Goliath Tracked Mine
Check for books>>29951704Because librarys have every book ever... Right?
>>29951861Standard Sherman Tactics I suppose. That being said, might be similar to that of Willaim Adams
We should put in effort to recruit this week, it's just a practice match so throwing green crews in the battle will be fine and give them a lot of valuable experience.>>29951861Weight of numbers, wolf pack tactics, divide and conquer; we counter by sticking together in favourable terrain.
>>29951890Well we can look up what the lady recommends
>>29951861Shermans fight by using one tank as bait while the other three tanks with it try to out flank the target (wolf pack), or they zerg rush the shit out of you.I say we use ambush and lure tactics to win.
>>29951693Nope. Your personal funds.> Bandage Bear “Yogi York” – Sharper than your average bear!> Plushie 75mm Armor Piercing Ballistic Capped Round – FULL SCALE> Model of M4A1 (76) Sherman – 1:35> RC Goliath Tracked MineLisa blinks at you. “That’s quite a lot of stuff.”You blink back at her, then offer up the Bandage Bear. “Want-“ She immediately snatches it from you, looking embarrassed out of her mind. “-it?” you finish.Lisa rolls her eyes. She mutters, “Yes.”Kitten looks over, a plushie 75mm APBC Round. “Ooh, you’re getting one too?”You say, “Well, maybe for Griselda, but she already has the 37mm, the 47mm, the 75mm, the 90mm, the 105, the 128, and the 152.”“Your sister sounds weird,” says Ramirez.You shrug. “Eh, she likes Tankery like that.”You purchase the stuff out of your pocket then walk out of the museum, clutching all your newly acquired goods. Your stomach then growls. Sounds like it’s time for lunch. You hit up a list on your phone of nearby fancy luncheons.> Le Ratatouille> Vingt mille lieues sous les fruits de mer> Five Guys> Maitre de la cuisine du monde> Other
>>29951890Whatever libraries don't have, online shopping does. We'll just need to go on not-Amazon and wait 3-5 business days (or 2 business days, if we're really antsy about it) for a copy.
>>29951962> Vingt mille lieues sous les fruits de mer
>>29951962>Le RatatouillePeasant food.
>>29951962> Vingt mille lieues sous les fruits de merWe need to pick the longest name, it's so obnoxious that the food HAS to be good for people to eat there.
>>29951962>> Le RatatouilleLike the movie? I can imagine Trude picking this for that reason alone
>>29951962>> Le RatatouilleSounds like a nice place--hope there aren't any rats running around.
>>29951962> Le RatatouilleDayum Griselda...>she already has the 37mm, the 47mm, the 75mm, the 90mm, the 105, the 128, and the 152.I guess she's prowling for that elusive 88 plushie next?
>>29952023And it also is probably expensive--prohibitively so, even. I mean, this sounds like the sort of place that charges people for eating the bread that is laid out ahead of any appetizers or dishes.
>>29951962> Vingt mille lieues sous les fruits de merPurely because dat pun.
> Le RatatouilleYou hand off the directions to Lisa, and once all your stuff is packed, you set off for Le Ratatouille. It’s actually only a few minutes drive and you arrive there in good time. It’s a neat little establishment nestled in between a few other bigger restaurants. You park your tank right outside and hop off and walk right in.The Maitre d’ you think says, “Bienvenue.”You nod. “Bonjour. Table for five, please?”The Maitre d’ leads you into the warm and cozy establishment, where people talk and chatter on about their day. You’re led to sit around a round table. You take a whiff of seafood, apples, pies, and other things related to Normandy cuisine.He hands you the menus. Quite the selection. Mostly French selection. You remember that you’re not as good as French that you think you are.> Hors d’oeuvre>> Bisque>> Fresh Apple slices>> Onion soup> Plat principal>> Steak frites>> Crepe Suzette>> Crepes Salees>> Ratatouille nicoise>> Lobster>> Crab>> Oyster>> Moules a le creme Normande>> Matelote> Dessert>> Mousse au chocolat>> Creme brulee>> Mille-feuille>> Terrinee>> Tarte Normande> Boissons>> Water>> Soft Drink>> Apple Cider>> Wine (ID required)
>>29952493>> Fresh Apple slices>> Lobster>> Tarte Normande>> Wine (ID required)
>>29952493>> Onion soup>> Ratatouille nicoise>> Mousse au chocolat>> Water
>>29952493>Onion Soup>Matelote>Mousse au chocolate>WineWe're gonna get fucked up and drive a tank.
>>29952493Why all the options Schteel? Is this choice more important then it looks or am I misunderstanding?
>>29952530We're underage even in France. Also remember, we're representing the school
>>29952493>>29952533This please.let's not get in trouble here
>>29952557 you're right, and even worse we're in our uniforms as well, shit. Better be water then.
>>29952552It's not important, he just doesn't want to presume.
>>29952493>> Bisque>> Steak frites>> Mousse au chocolat>> Apple Cider
>>29952493>> Onion soup>> Moules a le creme Normande>> Creme brulee>> Apple CiderDo the mussels come with fries, or is it the mussels by themselves?
>>29952493>> Fresh Apple slices>> Crab>> Tarte Normande>> Apple Cider
>>29952493>Bisque>Crepe Suzette>Mousse au chocolat>Soft DrinkDelicious
> Onion Soup> Ratatouille nicoise> Mousse au chocolat> Apple CiderThe Maitre d’ nods, taking your menus. “It will be here, tout suite.”You nod. “Merci.” As the Maitre d’ leaves, you say, “Christ. That’s quite the menu.”Lisa says, “Well, there were a lot more options than that. I’m personally having the Oysters. I like seafood.”Nancy says, “Cherbourg’s a port, of course it’ll have a nice sense of quality within its seafood cuisine.” She taps her chin pensive. “I wonder what it would be like at that other restaurant, the one with the pun in the name.”You shrug. “Well, we’re here. Might as well enjoy it. You know?”> Talk Tanks (Topic?)> Converse Casually (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29952753> Converse Casually (Topic?)Ramirez in New York
>>29952785Seconding. Want more stories
>>29952753> Converse Casually"Think that victory will give us a good rep in the re-election?"or"Let's see the Newspaper Club smear us now!"
>>29952753Where Waldo with everyone
>>29951485I went to Normandy a couple years ago and picked up a replica .50BMG. Customs in Dubai shit a brick during my stopover
>>29952753Discuss the proportion of lesbians in tankery
>>29952785I imagine Ramirez as Diaz from Brooklyn Nine Nine.
>>29952753>> Converse Casually (small talk)It's our last day of shore leave here in France! Let's just talk with the girls, see how they're doing. No tanks, no tournament--just catching up with the girls.
> Converse CasuallyAs your soup arrives, you decide to strike up conversation, as is the rule French etiquette. “So, Ramirez, you said you were from New York or something?”Ramirez shrugs. “I am.”…You sip the soup and find it incredibly good. It tingles on your tongue. “Well,” you say. “Any cool stories?”Ramirez shrugs. “Nah.” She chews on an apple slice.…Lisa says, “I don’t think we’re going to get much out of her.” She leans forward, elbows on the table and looking at Kitten. “Say, guys. I’ve actually been meaning to ask. Why do you call her Kitten?”Nancy blinks, surprised. “Oh yes! I’ve always wonder that too!”You look at Kitten, who simply shrugs, chuckling a bit.> Let her tell the story> Tell the story yourself> “Sorry. Let your imagination run wild.”> Other
>>29952934>> Let her tell the storyIt's her nickname, let her tell it!
>>29952934> Let her tell the story
>Maitre d'Excuse my ignorance. Isn't there suppossed to be something after the "d'" part? I thought "d'" worked like "of", as in "[something] of [something]"
>>29952955Not that guy, but if someone could explain the joke/pun in the restaurant name I'd like that too.
>>29952934> OtherTell the story in relay. Have Trudy begin, Kitten for the lead-up to the incident, and Trudy finishes with the punchline, because Kitten is probably embarrassed about that.
>>29952934>> Let her tell the story
>>29952978Twenty thousand leagues under the seafood
>>29952981I like this. It helps cement how great friends we are and seems totally in character.
>>29952978>Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the SeafoodWith the help of Google. I only got the number part right at first glance.The other one was "Master of the World Cuisine" I think?
>>29952934"It's her best feature."
>>29953039You are correct.
>>29953046How would Trudy know that?
>>29953025>>29953039Oooh, I get it now. Thanks.
>>29952934>Let Kitten tell the story
>>29953065It doesn't matter, that's why it's a joke.Although that would only reinforce the hard lez and Trudy seems to be trying to get away from that.
>>29953065She helps her shave, and they have bathed together multiple times. She should know
>>29953046This But then>tell the story
>>29953107Really? Feels more like she's been resigned to the assumptions and not letting it bother her to me.
>>29952934I will second >>29953046 as a joke because !Lesbians but then >>29952981
>>29953107That's the point make the joke and then realize what they will think.
>>29953046Go with this
> Let her tell the storyKitten begins. “Okay, so me and Trudy used to volunteer at this animal shelter for our community service hours in Middle School. Basically, she and I worked around animals a lot, and we actually learned a thing or two. It was great fun, right Trudy?”You nod. “Except for the fat woman, but that’s another story.”“Anyway,” says Kitten. The waiter begins putting down your main courses. “This one day, a man comes with a box full of kittens. Nothing too big, we get that a lot. Then the next day, the same guy comes with another box of kittens. Trudy asked him, ‘Sir, why do you have so many kittens?’ she asked. And basically the man said, ‘My wife’s in the shrink, and she wants me to get her cats to a good home. This isn’t even your final box of them.’”Lisa snickers. “So how many kittens did he bring by?”Kitten sips her cider then says, “About 200.”Nancy nearly spittakes. “200!?”You nod. “200. We needed to find homes for over 200 kittens otherwise we’d have to put some of them down, which we really didn’t want to do.”“That’s why we spent the better part of a week just telling people to adopt kittens. One day, we had to let all the kittens out to clean the kennels and well…”[1/2]
>>29953150Said thing is, they might actually believe that....considering her relationship with Kittain is confusing to them
>>29953253[2/2]You chuckle. “She got swamped in kittens.”Kitten laughs. “There were so many, I couldn’t move! I’m on the ground, little kittycats are resting on my stomach, or playing with my hair or nuzzling my face! It was the best and worst feeling ever!”You quietly laugh, taking up a forkful of ratatouille. “Eventually, Mr. Powell who was the owner of the shelter came over, saw what was going on. He just started laughing. He’s a really kind old man, mind you, but he didn’t express himself a lot. Seeing him laugh, made me laugh! And then Kitten started laughing because the kittens were tickling her. Then people walked in, saw all of us laughing, thought we were nuts and they left!”Kitten wheezes, having trouble from laughing. “I smelled like cats for a week!”You nod. “Yeah-yeah. Mr. Powell just started calling you Kitten from there, and that’s really where the name stuck, I called you Kitten, Eugene called you Kitten, other kids called you Kitten, etcetera.” Nancy and Lisa quietly giggle at the story.Kitten nods, grinning widely. “That’s why I’m called Kitten!”> Talk Tanks (Topic?)> Converse Casually (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29953266>> Read a Book (Specify)Where' WaldoWith everyone,
>>29953266>> Converse CasuallyLet's talk with Nancy over how she's grown to love tankery!
>>29953266> Converse CasuallyCould have been worse.Kitten might be called "Hairball" from that point on.Would Ramirez like a nickname too?
Then I adopted her from the shelter
>>29953266as much as i want to read that book, we are in a upper class resturant. reading at the table is bad manners. so...> Talk Tanks > Converse Casually a mix of both of these.
>>29953303This. Finding Waldo is too frustrating for Trudy to do alone.
>>29953453/tg/ successfully avoided the wine scandal only to vote for a Where's Waldo scandal
>>29953517I think the scales for those are a little different.
>>29953517But we didn't.
>>29953517I wish we had brought Kitten for wine.
>>29953534In your world maybe, we need to be super honorbru tankers.
>>29953534Damn right nothing is as scandalous as this.
> Converse CasuallyOh god this ratatouille tastes great. It really takes you back. “So, Nancy,” you ask. “You’ve really seem to have gotten into tanks. I mean, back in August, you didn’t seem too much of a nerd, but now you’re better than Kitten when it comes to tanks.” You look at Kitten. “No offense.”Kitten shrugs. “None taken.”“Well,” Nancy says as she eats her oysters. “I must admit, I didn’t think I’d like Tankery as much as I do now, but here we are! It’s so…” She bites her lip, concentrating.Lisa says, “Liberating.”You say, “Exciting.”Nancy nods. “Yes, both of those. I mean, we didn’t really do a whole lot back home. I mostly read or played basketball, those were really the only things you could do. I suppose I just found my calling.”You smile. “I’m glad, Nancy.”Lisa leans back, nodding. “Yeah. Nancy I suppose is going to be some professional tanker, and I guess I’ll go into the family business of economics.” She looks over at Ramirez. “What about you, Ramirez?”Ramirez says, “Continue education. I’ve got a full run lined up at Dartmouth. Then I suppose I’ll enter the work force.”Lisa looks at you. “What about you, Boss?” You blink. “What are you doing once you’re finished with school?”… oh shit you don’t know… fuck> Truth> Vague> Lie> Other
>>29953558BAN THIS SICK FILTH
>>29953567>> TruthWe don't know it's not like we're lying.>OtherAlso check the windows, I feel Perrine is watching us.
>>29953567>TruthToo busy to think about that now, Trudy is the best at planning for the future>>29953552If we brought Kitten for wine we might have done something gay, though.
>>29953567> Truth"One day at a time."
>>29953567> VagueI'M DOING THAT THING, YOU KNOW, WITH THE PEOPLE AND THE SALARY AND SHIT.
>>29953567>> TruthWe really don't know, do we?
>>29953567>TruthNo point, or shame in lying this early in life.
>>29953567>Other Perrine is taking Pictures of us, we must catch her in the act! >Truth
>>29953567> Truthmaybe get good enough at tankery to become a teacher ourselves?
> TruthYou sigh, sort of fidgeting in your seat. “I- I don’t really know. I mean, never thought about it.”Nancy says, “Well, you should put some thought into it. With today’s economy, jobs are going to be hard to come by, you know?”You nod. “Yeah, I know. I mean- not even Kitten knows what I’m going to be doing?”Kitten says, “Honestly Trudy, I’m right with you too.” She takes a bite out of her dessert. “I’m pretty much in the dark about what happens after High School. College, work. It’s all so…intimidating.”“Well,” says Lisa, “That’s why they have the Academyships. To foster that independence that makes you a better worker and such.”Ramirez says, “And if you fail, there’s always porn.”Lisa nods, smirking and pointing at Ramirez. “Yeah! Totally easy for girls to get into porn. Compared to guys.”“Gee,” you say. “Thanks for the support.”Lisa shrugs. “Just saying, it’s an option.”> Finish up and Head Home> Talk Tanks (Topic?)> Converse Casually (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29953789>Make a pact with Kitten that if you can't find jobs you'll go into porn together
>>29953789>> Finish up and Head HomeNothing much to do
>>29953789> Finish up and Head Home
>>29953789>Finish up and Head HomePorn, huh?
>>29953789>> Finish up and Head Home
What does our Dad do? We could always try for that if we have no ideas.>>29953789> Finish up and Head HomeCan't think of much else to do.
>>29953789> Finish up and Head HomeSeat changes! Have Ramirez drive and have Kitten with us on the turret.
>>29953789> Finish up and Head Homealong the way back> Read a Book waldo
Also, brackets. Finally finished.
Wow, we're almost done for the day?It was really a very slow day...
>>29953936Didn't we beat WC in our last round?
>>29953974It was William Adams.This is the next 32 participants still left in the tourney.
>>29953936>Anzio & Maginot RematchTune in to that when we get the chance.
> Finish up and Head HomeYou tip the waiter then pay the check forward. You check the time. 4 O’Clock. Damn. You were there longer than you realize. You all hop into Cupid the Sherman and then you sit back into the Commander’s chair relax.“Take us home, Lisa.”Lisa nods, then rolls your little Sherman through the streets of Cherbourg back towards Lafayette Girls Academy.You say, “You all have fun today, right girls?”Everyone says, “Yeah!”“Good, good,” you say. “Shore leave’s always fun with friends you know!”> Talk Tanks (Topic?)> Converse Casually (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29954008Fun.>>29953789>Finish up and head home>Study Team: Walter Christie Tech on the way
>>29954054> Call Someone (Freshmen)See if they want to hang out tonight, join us for dinner. Finally get to talking about their band too.
>>29953822ThisKitten don't worry we can go into porn together...No homo
>>29953936>We have a chance of fighting against Pravda in the Quarter-finalsThis both terrifies and excites me.
>>29954054>> Read a Book (Specify)Where's Waldo>>29954044I want to see this too.Kind of want to face Anzio's team too just to see their tankettes though in all honesty I feel we might lose to them, in a match
>>29954054> Read a Book (Where's Waldo in World War II)>>29953936And wow, Black Forest vs. Kursk?When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. At least, that's how I'll pitch it to garner hype.
>>29954054>pet the kitten
>>29954054>Study Team: Walter Christie Tech
>>29954054> Read a Book waldo!and share it with everyone.
>>29954141>Losing>Against AnzioJust how much trouble could the Italians be if they have tankettes and their heaviest tank is the Sherman's weight class?
>>29954174that is a free action. we can do that along side what ever else we do.
>>29954174>>29954204>>29954174Find waldo with kittenShe can sit in our lap
> Read a Book (Where’s Waldo?)MOTHERFUCKER WHERE ARE YOU.…YOU CAN’T HIDE IN THE CONFUSION OF THE MAKIN RAID FOREVER.…GODDAMN IT. YOU SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU KEEP PULLING THIS SHIT WALDO-Nancy leans over and points Waldo out near instantly. “Oh there he is!”… You smile wryly. “Thanks, Nancy.”> Where’s Waldo in World War II?: Progress: 30%You Cupid rumble as you’re loaded onto the elevator, then are risen up to LGA.There any place you want to go?> Tankery HQ> Dorms> Campus> Other
>>29954197Anzio team has a good comander and even Miho's team had a bit of trouble against them.Also their in the same predicument as we were with Willaim Adams, we're too confident due to their lineup, that may bite us in the ass
>>29954278You wish to torture her with the Waldo?! Monster!
>>29954288> DormsMovie night to wrap a boy on today?
>>29953601You're acting like that's a bad thing...
You know, I have a feeling that Waldo is going to be right next to Kilroy in a future search.
>>29954288> CampusI want to see this why it's there
>>29954288>Tankery HQStill a bit of work to be done yet.
>>29954288> OtherAnimation Club building?Haha, I doubt it's gonna happen today at this point.
> CampusYou roll up to the front entrance of the campus, where some students are getting supplementary classes. Most of them are Naval Studies, others you can see are General Studies as well here and fro.You turn out and look around, you can actually see students working outside working on banners. What are those banners for? Hm, question for the day.“Gertrude. Nice tank.” Fairless walks up, cigarette in her lips and trenchcoat around her shoulders.You nod. “Hey, Fairless. What are you doing here?”“I should ask the same, but I suppose you deserve an answer,” she takes the cigarette out of her mouth and idly fidgets with it between two fingers. “I was working with some of the Clubs today, Fredendall told me they needed someone to supervise them and she sent me. And only me.”“Ah,” you say. “Ouch.”Fairless shrugs. “But I digress. How’s your day?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>29954288> Othershouldn't we check in with Fairless? does she need some more help?
>>29954586> PoliteAnd need any help?
>>29954586> Politeask her if she needs some help.
>>29954586>PoliteTalk to her about re-election and any help we can give herAlso, should we call Tennyson at some point? Last match we had a marked improvement in our standings as a school, I want to see what happens after this one. And also whether we got some sponsorship oppurtunities.
>>29954586>Polite "Well, we're here if you want help."
> Polite“It’s been good, Fairless. You?”Fairless blinks at you, causing you to flinch. Damn it, she still looks pretty fucking scary. “My day’s been busy.”You say, “Well, if you need any help, me and my staff are here.”Fairless waves you off. “Won’t be necessary. The clubs are pretty taken care of. I’m just headed home and hopefully I can-“ Fairless’ cellphone rings. She checks the caller. “Can I ask a favor?” You nod. She then throws the cellphone under Cupid’s tracks.“Lisa, move forward a bit please?” Cupid rolls right over the cellphone with a satisfying crunch.Fairless nods. “-and hopefully I can have a nice break.” You guess the caller must have been Fredendall. At least Fairless has an excuse now. She checks the time. “Anyway, I oughta head out from here.”You nod. “Alright, see you, Fairless.”Where should you head next?> Tankery HQ> Dorms> Other
>>29954823> Tankery HQ
>>29954823> OtherAnimation Club.We'll be doing Loyalty Subquests for the rest of the week as well as the play, so this may be our last chance to check in for a bit.Besides, we never got to see the interior.
>>29954823>> Tankery HQ
>>29954823>Tankery HQGotta park Cupid, and we can squeeze in some research before the day is through
>>29954823Animation Club.Pimp our tanks.
>>29954823> Tankery HQread waldo along the way
>>29954992>painting the tanks in garrish and bright colors. >removing the historical and taticaly important camo colorsi remember when the LAST TIME some one did that!
Let's have the animation club make our tanks 2D.
> Tankery HQYou roll right into the Tankery HQ and park up Cupid. All of you dismount then begin walking on out until you see the fuckhuge King Tiger sitting at one end of all of your tanks.You whistle admirably. “Nice.”Lisa nods. “Nice.”Nancy nods. “Nice.”“Indeed,” says Kate as she and the rest of the Aces walk into view from behind the King Tiger. “Early production Tiger II with the Porsche turret. Stylish but pretty damn dangerous to actually have.”You nod. “Quite a thing, Kate. Enjoying it?”Wendy puffs her cheeks, crossing her arms. “Still think the King Tiger is a piece of shit.”“Well, Wendy,” Kate pats Wendy’s shoulder. “Once you and Mr. Mishka are done with it, this little boy will glide.”Joanna smiles. “I’ll make sure of it.”You smile. “Well, since it’s your permanent assignment, have you thought of a name?” You get a bit excited. “Like, something badass? Like Steelmuncher II or Tankcruncher, or something more poetic like uh… Deathbringer or Edgecutter-“Kate says, “Hobbes.”…Kitten tilts her head. “Hobbes?”Michelle nods, snickering. “Hobbes.”Wendy nods. “Hobbes.”Octavia says, “Hobbes.”Joanna nods. “Hobbes.”Kate crosses her arms with finality. “Hobbes.”> TIGER II (PORSCHE) IS NOW NAMED: “Hobbes”> Head Home> Talk with the Aces> Talk with your Crew> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29955122Hold congratulatory meeting. Begin planning the next battle.Grind more Waldo XP.
>>29955122> Talk with the Aces
>>29955122>> Talk with the Aces> Read a Book (Specify)Where's Waldo
>>29955122> Talk with the Aces...Well that was anticlimactic.
>>29955122> Talk with the Aces... why Hobbes?
>>29955122>Consult the shopWe need better suspension and tracks on the Tiger, it eats drive systems.
>>29955122>> Talk with the AcesWhy Hobbes?
>>29955212Hobbes, as in the tiger from Calvin and HobbesI approve
>>29955122> Talk with the Aces>>29955216We already improved the suspension, and elite tanks flat out don't break down.
> Talk with the Aces“So, you girls going to be alright with uh… ‘Hobbes’?”Kate says, “Wendy’s not too particularly happy, and honestly I think we’re really going to miss the Panzer IV. It’s an excellent medium tank.”Wendy says, “Told you guys we should’ve just kept the Panzer IV, but no, it has to be about the heavies, doesn’t it?”Joanna laughs. “Oh lighten up, Wendy! I’m sure with a bit of work, Hobbes here will be downright impenetrable. It’s a King Tiger after all.”“Yep,” says Octavia. “Can’t wait to bring him out in the field.”You say, “Well, I’m glad you girls are with us on this.”They all nod then turn towards the exit. “Yeah,” says Kate. “Anyway, we’re going to head out from here. See you.”“See ya.”> Head Home> Talk with your Crew> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29955257Kind of want to put the applique armor, just to make it harder to killOr spaced armor
>>29955371Fine, fine, we'll get the applique armor when we get the Krupp turret.
>>29955360> Head Home> Read a Book (Where's Waldo in World War II)Wendy's just angry that she needs to load 88 shells all day everyday now.
>>29955427Meh, she should be used to it by now.
>>29955371both, do both. >>29955360> Study a Tankery Team the next one we will face.share the intel with our crew.
>>29955360>>29955427This>>29955411Of course once we can afford it, no rush
>>29955257 My bad. We should get some panel armor on it, that would look beast.
>>29955360> Read a Book WHERE'S WALDO
>>29955464It's incredibly cheap and we're getting the sponsership money tomorrow, it should be easily within our means.Maybe the Schurzen as well. Good luck penetrating bro.
>>29955360>Study a team: Walter Christie Tech
>>29955520Not now, we need the money for student council stuff
>>29955532Just the Krupp turret and the applique armor then.
>>29955552Let's play a match with it stock, and then modify it based on the ace's recommendations/complaints. It is their tank after all.
>>29955580Dude, the Porsche Turret is a giant sign saying "SHOOT ME HERE", getting rid of that is absolutely mandatory.
> Head Home> Read a Book (Where’s Waldo in World War II)FUCKING DAMN IT WALDO.Kitten leans over your shoulder. “Should I tell-“You say, “No. I got this.”FUCK YOU WALDO. YOU CAN’T HIDE IN THE CONFUSION OF PAVLOV’S HOUSE FOREVER.…FUUUU-“He’s right there,” says Kitten.You say, “Thanks, Kitten.”> Where’s Waldo in World War II: Progress: 40%You arrive back at the Sophomore dorms safe and sound. Your stomach growls a bit for dinner.> Head to your dorm (Invite anyone?)> Head to Kitten’s dorm (Invite anyone?)> Head to a Staffmember’s Dorm (Invite anyone?)> Other
>>29955611I'm not disagreeing with you, I just think that getting all these things with no real feel for the tank to begin with is a bad idea.Let's figure out exactly what's wrong with it and adjust accordingly, our next match with Saunders is a sparring match and would be perfect for this.
>>29955689>Head to our dorm
>>29955691You are a fucking moron.There is no reason why we shouldn't change the turret, the sooner we adjust it, THE SOONER THEY CAN GET USED TO IT. Seeing what you fucking type is making my eyes bleed.
>>29955689>Head to Kitten’s dormWith just her. Let's cook for her.
>>29955689>> Head to your dorm (Invite anyone?)Our crew
>>29955689> Head to your dorm (Invite Kitten)Gonna Waldo all night long?
>>29955611If we get really buddy-buddy with Perrine, do you think she can maybe get us a better turret from Walter Christie's Replication department? Of course we'd pay for it, but I think it's worth a shot discussing with her.
>>29955689>> Head to your dorm (Invite anyone?)Kitten.
>>29955689> Head to your dorm (Invite anyone?)Victoria and Perrine?Will be awhile until we see them again? So Why not?>>29955726Can we change it after the Sutdent COuncil buisness, I feel we might need the extra cash
>>29955746...Or we could just buy it from the shop.For the horrific price of 9,500.
>>29955726Look, and what if the turret ends up being a secondary concern? Then we've spent money and time fixing what isn't broke, in a time when our time and money are both highly limited.
>>29955765We have five grand of spare cash, plus another 7 grand should we buy the Krupp turret. That's fucking plenty.
>>29955689>> Head to your dorm (Invite anyone?)Perrine!
>>29955781>time fixing what isn't brokeDid you miss the bit where the bottom half of the Porche turret is a massive vulnerable shottrap? That is very much broke.
>>29955798And what about time? We've got a lot of stuff coming up and it might not be done in time.
>>29955798We only get 10 grand on monday, if we buy the turret we only have roughly the 5 grand left,We're doing budgeting tommorow, let's sort that out first and then we do conversions, besides the tank won't be ready for practice if we do that.
>>29955831It takes a day, how exactly is that a massive waste of time you seem to be insisting on?
>>29955689> Head to your dorm (Invite anyone?)Crew and Perrine
>>29955862Why are you in such a rush to convert the turret.Let's just deal with the Student Council stuff on Monday and see what's left before doing anything
Is Perrine into girls?
>>29955843We had 8000 to start with, with us then spending 2200 on the Tiger II. That makes it 5800.When we get the Krupp turret on Monday, that leaves us with 500 from that purchase to spare.That means we have 6300, along with the extra five grand in the class treasury. No, we are not broke, and have easily enough money for class matters.
>>29955689> Head to your dorm (Invite anyone?)Perrine and maybe our crew if they want
>>29955843I have no idea what Schteel is on about, because the conversion should only take a day, period. That's how its always worked.
>>29955921Okay, then we can make the conversion after considering we have so much money left over. Even though it's the beginning of the week.
>>29955903Because I want to get it over and done with instead watching you morons quibble about a cheap purchase in helping us fix a fatal design flaw.
>>29955951We're eliting the tank, that might take more time then regular conversions
>>29955903The Porshe turret was poorly designed and created a massive shot trap in the front, as well as the fact the cupola was designed all retarded.Getting the turret changed is a priority, but it needs to wait until after the budget meeting and our practice match. We need to see two things:>How we're doing with funds>How the Tiger effects our battle doctrineThen we can change the turret out.
>>29955689> Otherhead to the dorm with the most food in it.also, we need to brain storm/head hunt for some more sponserships so we can get some more money if everyone is bickering over how much a turrent is costing.
>>29955974We're not fighting anyone of importance except the match with Sanders which is only a practice match, we have time. We have more important stuff on the table at the moment
>>29955987And where exactly is your proof?If going from vintage to comp spec took only a day, I see no reason why going from comp spec to elite should be any different.
> Head to your Dorm (Invite crew)You let Kitten begin undressing you. You told Nancy to make a call to Perrine to see if she wanted to come by.Lisa asks you, “What if she comes by while you’re undressing?”You say, “She can’t possibly-“The door bursts open, Perrine jumping inside and doing a sick action roll, then moving to a stand and saying, “I’m here!” She gasps. “And what’s this-“You bluntly say, “It’s exactly what it looks like.”Perrine laughs. “Oh, Gertrude, you card!” You hear a click.“What was that?”“Nothing.”> Make Dinner> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29955689> Head to your dorm (Invite anyone?)We won't see Perrine in while so why not
>>29956031Like what?Like fucking what? Class matters? Bullshit, our entire budget for the class treasury at the beginning of the quest was just five grand in the first place.
>>29956039> Make Dinner> Talk with Someone (Perrine)Has she been stalking Gertrude since this morning?
>>29956039>> Make Dinner
>>29956039>Make dinner>Talk with someone (Perrine, ask if she had fun today)
>>29956039>> Make Dinner>> Talk with Someone (Perrine)Talk with Perrine while making dinner! And see if she wants to help or make a dish herself!
>>29956039> Make Dinner> Talk with Perrine about Tiger II turret discount
>>29956039Perrine slicks to these pictures every night. You know it's true.
>>29956039> Make Dinner>OtherConfiscate her phone
>>29956143We should have done that long ago.
>>29956039Perrine is reminding me of Hata from Seitokai Yakuindomohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z8x4G9dh_I
>>29956039>>29956143This, let's see if there's any pictures of us in it as well
>>29956235Some characters in this quest remind me of certain characters in SYD too.
>>29956067Would you calm your tits and discuss this like an adult, like the rest of us?The turret is not the biggest issue, what our biggest issues are with the Tiger II is that we don't know how it will effect us on the battlefield, and that the engine and drivetrain are unreliable. We've never fielded it along side any of our other tanks and the crew is highly unfamiliar with it, we need to run a match to iron out the kinks and THEN change the turret.
>>29956295Oh so I'm not the only one.Trude reminds me of Shino, Kittan is Suzu, and Nancy is Aria
>>29956067It was actually fiftyLike I told you yesterday, stay mad.
>>29956327>Elite Tanks don’t break down. Elite Tanks are rarely defeated in battle. Elite Tanks perform to, or much better than their history would indicate. In short, Elite Tanks are the end-all be-all of Tankery. They require two things however. LOTS of money, and an ELITE CREW.>implying the Tiger II can break down
>>29956327Not to mention the fact that we have other stuff or in your words other bullshit, we have to deal with at the moment.Turret is important but right now I'm just glad we got the freaking tank, Let's do what we have to do first, then we'll get around to it.
>>29956039>othertake that phone and break it. then burn it. those pics are likely to come back and ruin us.> Make Dinnerthen >read waldo
>>29956327>The turret is not the biggest issue, what our biggest issues are with the Tiger II is that we don't know how it will effect us on the battlefield, And this affects the turret how?>and that the engine and drivetrain are unreliable. Take a look at the mechanics page genius, elite tanks don't break down.>We've never fielded it along side any of our other tanks and the crew is highly unfamiliar with it,The crew used to drive a Tiger II, I seriously doubt they'll be unfamiliar with it for long, assuming they are unfamiliar with it.>we need to run a match to iron out the kinks and THEN change the turret.And how exactly, does switching out the turret prevent them from ironing out these "kink" of yours?
>>29956332Yes on the first, the second shares it with Lisa (number crunching), and yes on the last as well minus the perversion, but we don't know that yet...Also, Kate is totally Uomi.
> Make Dinner> Talk with Someone (Perrine)You tie up an apron around you then get to making dinner for today. Nancy’s ingredients included some noodles so you decide to try some chicken fettucini alfredo.Perrine slides in next to you. “So what are you making?”You say, “Fettucini alfredo.” You snap your fingers. “Speaking of which, Perrine. Do you mind if I see your cellphone for a second?”“Oh? Why?” You look at her knowingly. She sighs, then gives you her cellphone. Now that you think about it, this cellphone does look pretty advanced. You tap the screen and move towards photos. Sure enough, there’s a picture of you being undressed by Kitten right just now. Then there’s that picture of Kitten locking you, then you tickling Kitten-You say, “Perrine. Are you stalking me?”Perrine shrugs. “I’m just in the right place at the right time!” she says, chuckling nervously.“Riiiiight…” You hand her cellphone back.“Want to see more?” She holds the cellphone in your view. “That’s me with President Obama! And that’s me with former President Clinton! And that’s me with Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond! And that’s me in the Vomit Comet-““Perrine,” you say. “How do you do all this shit?”Perrine shrugs. “I go to Walter Christie Tech. We do lots of stuff!”> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29956434> Talk Tanks (Perrine)
>>29956412They drove a tiger I >>29956426Only reason I did Nancy with Aria is because I think they sleep in the nude.Also Ramieriez is Uomi
>>29956332>Nancy is AriaThe others I see working, but this one is really a stretch.
>>29956412>The crew used to drive a Tiger IIThey drove a Tiger I
If Perrine posted those pics online, would more or less people be hitting on Trudy?
>>29956354http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27812454/#p27813878>You sigh, rubbing your forehead with some disbelief. Zero funds whatsoever down from 5,000 dollars. “Yeah, yeah. I’ll see what I can do about helping you.”Unlike you, I know how to do my research.
>>29956487>>29956490Typo, my bad.
>>29956434>> Talk with Someone (Perrine)Ask her about the Top Gear crew. Did she meet The Stig?
>>29956434>>29956481> Read a Book (Specify)Let her join in on finding that bastard Waldo, Trudy can't be the only one who can't find him!
>>29956500They'd see she's already taken.
>>29956434> Talk with Someone (Perrine and Ramirez)I want to see these two converse when not drunk.Or hell, give Lisa, Nancy and Kitten the front row seat on how that happened.> OtherSeethe in envy at Perrine.What next? Victoria met with the Royal Family, and got an autograph from Benedict Cumberbatch?
>>29956412If we change out the turret now we might not have the tank back in time for practice against Saunders, the turrets act the same way for both of them with only slight design changes.The aces are used to driving the Tiger I, which is a medium tank, the Tiger II, or "King Tiger", is a heavy tank and woefully underpowered even if it is protected from breaking down.The Tiger II is larger and slower than we're used to working with, it might fuck up our whole formation and really like to know about that BEFORE our big tournament match.>>29956434>Talk with someone: PerrineGrill her for info on WT, they're our next tournament opponents.
>>29956632Wasn't the Tiger 1 a heavy tank as well? Shouldn't be any slower then the Churchill. Also Elite Status prevents breaking down.
>>29956488Kind of hard to find a comparison for her but the only link I have is that she sleeps in the nude
> Talk with Someone (Perrine)You start handing off dishes of dinner to everyone. “So, Perrine. How exactly do you get to do all of that?”Perrine slurps up some noodles, then says, “Simple! Christie Tech is one of the most prestigious Engineering schools in the world! It’s not just a high school, we’re also a university as well. The Professors there do actual science and teching on the side while they teach us.”Nancy says, “Is it hard?”“Oh very,” says Perrine. “But you know, as long as you keep your grades together, it’s all smooth sailing!” She slurps up some more noodles. “Good noodles by the way.”Kitten says, “It wasn’t always like this. Trudy couldn’t cook without setting a kitchen on fire.”You frown. “Hey, have some faith in me, Kitten. I can cook!” you say proudly.Perrine chuckles. “Oh, that reminds me of when the ITL used to allow Flame tanks!”Lisa sighs. “Yellowstone Park was never the same after that.”> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29956663Nope Tiger I was a medium tank, Tiger II is a heavy tank, But they share the same power plant, leaving the Tiger II underpowered.I'll admit I was wrong about the breaking down, I reread the rules.
>>29956632The Tiger 2 is faster than the Churchill. The Tiger 1 is a heavy tank.Get your shit in order.
>>29956715Are you retarded?
>>29956632>If we change out the turret now we might not have the tank back in time for practice against Saunders, the turrets act the same way for both of them with only slight design changes.Worst case scenario, the conversion gets put on hold while it's being upgrade while the Aces take it out for practice. That's happened before. And I'm still puzzled by how Schteel stated it was Tuesday, I suspected a mistake of some kind.>The aces are used to driving the Tiger I, which is a medium tank,>Medium tankHaha, what.Also, that was a typo.>the Tiger II, or "King Tiger", is a heavy tank and woefully underpowered even if it is protected from breaking down.It's actually not half-bad when it comes to power.>The Tiger II is larger and slower than we're used to working with, it might fuck up our whole formation and really like to know about that BEFORE our big tournament match.Larger maybe, but not slower. The Churchill is a lot slower than the Tiger II.
>>29956663Tiger I can manage 38km/h with a range of 140km
>>29956713>Study a Tankery Team (Koala Forest)I'm genuinely intrigued about the Australian Teams. Let's see what they have.
>>29956713>. “Yellowstone Park was never the same after that.”Poor Yogi...> Read a Book (Specify)Where's WaldoPerrine can't be better then Trude can she?
>>29956713> Read a Book (Where's Waldo)We'll find 'im ahead of Kitten or Perrine, you'll see!
>>29956715The Tiger I was sixty fucking tons, Medium my ass. Doctrinally it was a heavy tank, and it sure weighed like one.
>>29956756That's because we kind of made the order in the morning and will take a full day to get done (Monday) We will get it back Tuesday morning> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)Where's Waldo
>>29956838...It's Sunday today.
>>29956713the fuck schteel? allowing flamers? this sport was meant to have SOME safe guards and using flame throwers is a sure way to KILL a tank's crew! the older tanks that everyone is using is completely WEAK to being torched. besides, flame throwers is classified as a mititary weapon and it is ILLEGAL for anyone else to have them out side a rare few situations.
>>29956865And you work on Sunday?
>>29956869> used to allow flame tanks.Mistakes were made. Nobody got hurt.Except for Yellowstone.
>>29956869Presumably the magic carbon lining has something to do with it.
>>29956720You're right on both of those, my bad.Interesting idea I just had though:>Convert it to JagdTiger instead.
>>29956869>Volleyball club throwing WP at saunders.gif
>>29956865And we'll get it back on tuesday since it takes a full day to fix it. (Monday) >>29956869Their illegal now, relax
>>29956901I'll kill you.
>>29956879Touche. Still, I haven't seen anything to the effect of Mr. Mishka taking weekends off, especially since it's only this year he would have a much expanded business with the revival of the Tankery team.
>>29956914Why?Serious question, it seems like such a bad ass tank.
>>29956888Poor Yogi and Boo-Boo>>29956901I'll Kill you
>>29956901They weren't very popular for a reason.>>29956914Wendy will do that for you.
>>29956869>the older tanks that everyone is using is completely WEAK to being torched. Carbon coating, anon.
>>29956939it's a casemate tank
>>29956939It's as badass as the IS-3.
>>29956939It's a casemate tank with two-piece ammunition, resulting in an extremely low fire rate and difficulty on sighting in on their target.
> Read a Book (Specify)FUCKING DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE WALDOPerrine says, “I think I-““No, I got this,” you say.WALDOOOOOOOOKitten says, “Maybe he’s-““I got this,” you say again.FUCKING SWEAR ON ME MUM. WALDO, WHERE ARE YOU!?…Oh there he is. Holy shit that was really obvious, you must be retarded.> Where’s Waldo in World War II: Progress: 50%Kitten says, “Mind if I put a movie on?” You nod, a good movie would be nice. “Groovy,” says Kitten as she pulls out her laptop. “I just got these three off Pirate bay, which movie should we watch?”> True Grit (Remake)> Pearl Harbor> Company of Heroes (Yes, this is an actual movie.)> Let Kitten pick> other
>>29957047> Company of Heroes (Yes, this is an actual movie.)Oh my God.
>>29956956They weren't produced until 1944.Although now that I've done more reading, yeah, that does sound like a bad idea.
>>29957047>> Company of Heroes (Yes, this is an actual movie.)
>>29957071The book I'm reading says the crews hated them, I'm guessing it was for a reason.
>>29957047>> Let Kitten pickAs long as it isn't Pearl Harbor.
>>29957047> Company of Heroes (Yes, this is an actual movie.)
>>29957097Tigers in the Mud?>>29957047>Pearl HarborCome on guys let's have trashy movie night.
>>29957047> Let Kitten pick
>>29957047Is this Pearl Harbor the Michael Bay version with Feckless? If so, delete that shit Kitten.> Company of Heroes (Yes, this is an actual movie.)
>>29957142Nothing like that unfortunately, "Weapons of World War II" by Alexander Ludeke.
>>29957047>> Company of Heroes (Yes, this is an actual movie.)>Other (Study Koala Forest Tankery Team)
>>29957047South Park Bigger Longer and UncutI've been listening towards the soundtrack for awhilehttp://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=xKvdlSLbrCo
> Company of Heroes (Why the fuck did they make this why)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7xcaznWPZw………You all sit there, completely unfazed by those crappy effects, the pretty wooden acting, and the confusion over why Neal McDonough and Tom Sizemore did this.Perrine says, “Man, this movie fucking sucks.”Lisa says, “You think Neal McDonough was looking for Band of Brothers and he took a wrong turn at Captain America?”“Actually, I haven’t seen Tom Sizemore since Saving Private Ryan,” said Kitten. “That was years ago.”Nancy says, “This movie is kind of funny I suppose.”You say, “It’s not a comedy.”“Oh.”Once the credits start rolling, Perrine stands up. “Ah, I should head out from here, Gertrude. It was really nice having dinner with you!” She waves and you wave back as she leaves. You wonder how she actually got here so fast, but eh, some questions are best left untold.Nancy, Lisa, and Ramirez also leave for the night. That just leaves you with Kitten. Kitten asks, “Mind if I crash here, Trudy?”> LET KITTEN CRASH HERE?> Y/N> Other
>>29957320>Y but sleep naked
>>29957320>YWhy the fuck not?
>>29957288It's comprehensive at least, with descriptions ranging from rifles to battleships, and it has a lot of nice pictures.I should warn you that it uses Imperial (mostly), at least the edition I'm holding (I'm in America).
>>29957320>Yread more waldo! even if we stay up all night to do so!
>>29957358Also, because it covers so many subjects, the descriptions on any one weapon take up a page at most. Your choice.
>>29957358I'm American born and raised, Imperial doesn't bother me one bit.Where are you from, just out of curiosity?
>>29957320How could you fuck up a CoH movie?
>>29957433Because it's not about CoH.
>>29957416Hah, Korea originally, but I was educated in Australia then moved to California.>>29957433Lots of effort.
> Y“Sure, Kitten.”The both of you undress down to simple blouses and underwear. You yawn and stretch your arms up into the air. You both settle into the covers for tonight.Kitten says, “School tomorrow.”You nod. “Yep.” You wrap your arm around Kitten, bringing her close to you. She in response, wraps her arm around your chest. “Feeling ready to go back?”Kitten shrugs, sighing. “Eh.”You smile. “Just eh?”“Just eh.”You snicker. “Understandable.” You poke her on the nose. “At least you don’t smell like cats anymore.”Kitten rolls her eyes, then rests her head on your shoulder. “Good night, Trudy.”“Good night, Kitten.”> END DAY
>>29957514That's it for tonight. I will be returning tomorrow at 3PM EST.Follow at: https://twitter.com/AdBa19See you next time.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5Ivk0_5tKo
>>29957452How's that side of the States treating you? I'm up here in Green Bay WI.
>>29957320>YDo you really have to ask kitten
>>29957547Great thread Schteel, see you next time! Thank you for running.
>>29957548i bet it's dryer than hell and just as hot for this time of the year. I bet you're freezing your back side up in green bay now, right?