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    50 KB Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:22 No.2994022  
    /tg/ I present you; the Professional Marines.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:24 No.2994028
    Moar liek Lawyer Marines amirite?
    >> Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:25 No.2994032
    Shattering the glass ceiling, it's Professional Marines! Fear them most on Business Casual Friday!
    >> Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:25 No.2994033
    Whatever works anon.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:26 No.2994036
    Microwaved your cat? Stuck your finger in a bottle and can't remove it?
    Call Lawerrius and Co. Marine Lawsuit Firm
    and get the money YOU deserve!
    >> Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:28 No.2994040
    Now do a lawyer marine in the Phoenix Wright "OBJECTION" pose.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:31 No.2994051
    I don't know if they are loyal or chaos marines.
    I guess it just depends if they are on your side or not in a court case.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:36 No.2994080
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    >> Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:38 No.2994089
    This is going places.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:47 No.2994100

    >> Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:49 No.2994110
    Their primary tactic is to take position behind a desk and give suppressing fire while chanting holy retributions at the enemy. This tactic is named by the Codex Astartes as STEEL OBJECTION.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:49 No.2994113
    Can we get a chaos marine Prosecutor?
    >> Abaddon 11/13/08(Thu)23:51 No.2994124
    I want them inside me
    >> Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:51 No.2994125
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    >> Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:52 No.2994136
    Professional Marines: Getting Shit Done in the name of the Emperor.

    And may the Emperor help you if you get in the way of their carefully constructed planetary annihilation plans... torture chambers are one thing, but board meetings are another.

    Draw a board meeting where a Commissar is hauled over the coals for being inefficient in his choice of who to BLAM.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:53 No.2994143
    i support this faggotry
    >> Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:57 No.2994155

    They're loyalists. Reasomonette often has to oppose them.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:58 No.2994159
    "In the course of so many Heretics and Xenos being indiscriminately purged, it was only a matter of time before damages were sought against the Imperium, on charges of discrimination and denial of due process."

    "With the formation of the Attourney Marines, the Prosecution immediately regretted having ever raised the matter."
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    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:03 No.2994178
    who will be the judge?

    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:04 No.2994186
    I would have a boner right now if I didn't have a block of frozen milk between my thighs
    >> Abaddon 11/14/08(Fri)00:04 No.2994189
    >> Hyperion !!LtgOgT0wJFN 11/14/08(Fri)00:06 No.2994192
    Ye- wait, what?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:06 No.2994193
    Thus were born the Adeptus Solicitus.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:07 No.2994198
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    Not OP, but I'm way bored.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:08 No.2994201
    Adeptus Solicitus, Attorneys-at-War.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:08 No.2994203
    wait...how do you get a block of frozen milk unless it was in an easily-removed container?

    Your honour, I put forward that poster 2994186 got his block of frozen milk... by freezing a bag of milk! Yes, your honour, he is in fact a canadian, and therefore this case is a sham!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:10 No.2994214

    Or he's eating ice cream.
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    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:11 No.2994219
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    Moar Wargear
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:12 No.2994223
    Defendant: "Your honor, I'd like to make it absolutely clear that the prosecution doesn't have any evidence at all that I committed the heresy. As a matter of fact, they dragged-"
    Atty. Marine: "OBJECTION."
    Judge Fuklaw: "On what grounds?"
    Judge Fuklaw: "Objection upheld. Stop talking you queefhuffing dickplug of a heretic."
    Defendant: "Are you ser-" *BLAM*
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:14 No.2994232
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:15 No.2994236
    Hearing a Marine yell "OBJECTION" would be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:15 No.2994237
    After long deliberation, I find that, while the defense made several good points, the overwhelming majority of evidence points to multiple counts of grade II Heresy as defined under the Primarch Convention. I sentence your planet to EXTERMINATUS, to be carried out in three to four weeks.

    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:16 No.2994245
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:18 No.2994251
    "What is all this... this... GRANDSTANDESEY!"

    And Ye shall fear the Codex for this chapter. For it is made of paragraph-markers, and pain.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:18 No.2994254
    Are the Professional Marines an offshoot chapter of the reasonable marines who decided to clean up the Administratum instead of planets?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:18 No.2994256
    It's a small box of milk. It was in the refrigerator too close to the freezer box, thus making freezing it. I am trying to heat it up, but am using my hands to surf the internet and such so I'm keeping it between my thighs to warm it up,as this is the only place I can store it while properly heating.
    >> Inquisitor Angricus !IT5VxStGLw 11/14/08(Fri)00:20 No.2994262
    I like where this keeps on going.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:21 No.2994267
    Epic win. Needs to be archived.

    Also, they should have the "Objection!" special rule, which lets them "Object!" to anything an opposing player attempts that might be bending the rules, as follows.
    LawyerMarines Player: Court of the Emperor, my Justice-class Land Raider (12 marines/6 termies capacity, T-L LasProjectors in sponsons and in the hull mount) fires 3 twin-linked S9 AP2 shots at your Warboss.

    Ork Player: He's in cover behind this rock. [the rock obscures the warboss' power klaw] He has a 4+ cover save!

    LawyerMarine Player: OBJECTION! The model is alone and its body is not obscured! *rolls a d6* On a 4+ YOU LOSE! BWAHAHAHA!

    Or something like that. >.>
    >> Abaddon 11/14/08(Fri)00:21 No.2994270
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:23 No.2994276





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    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:23 No.2994278
    So...so...are the Chaos Lawyer Marines like...

    Jack Thompson? Johnnie Cochran?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:24 No.2994283
    Think Wolfram & Hart.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:28 No.2994296
    Ahh, the Adeptus Solicitus, perfect army for the rules-lawyering players.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:28 No.2994297
    Something like that.
    >> Inquisitor Angricus !IT5VxStGLw 11/14/08(Fri)00:28 No.2994300
    "If the power fist does not fit, you must acquit."

    "But he's wearing one already."

    "If it does not fit, you must acquit."
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:29 No.2994309
    And they have a name!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:29 No.2994310
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    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:30 No.2994317

    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:30 No.2994318
    More like:

    "Brother-Captain Horatius, the tank was pierced by multiple las-blasts that set the insides on fire."

    "Smells like..."



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    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:32 No.2994322
    Some people call that "following the rules."
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:33 No.2994325
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    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:33 No.2994331
    Ughh... this one's even worse than
    At least that one had a dash of humor in it.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:33 No.2994334
    So... Prosecutor Marines. Awesome.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:35 No.2994346
    So, I bet they run damage control for the Angry Marines, don't they... Those guys break a lot of shit; SOMEBODY has got to cover their asses.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:38 No.2994364
    Adeptus Solicitus: Attorneys at War.

    "You've been served!"
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:41 No.2994375
    The Chapter Master of the Adeptus Solicitus also serves as Solicitor-General of the Imperium.

    Their holiest relic-weapon is the fabled subpoena launcher, which shoots Warp grenades that suck the target into a portal that deposits them in the middle of a Solicitus courtroom/firing range.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:41 No.2994377
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    Khornate Prosecutor
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:42 No.2994382
    "Brother, the ground is crack and warped by chaos. It's constantly shifting around, changing the landscape every hour."

    "Looks like we've stumbled upon..."



    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:46 No.2994404
    "These cultists have killed entire blocks of the city in the name of Khorn, and even consumed the bodies."

    "Looks like they've got an appetite..."


    "For chaos."
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:47 No.2994406
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:48 No.2994413

    I fucking lol'd. Good show.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:51 No.2994427
    Oh god, if only one thing this month gets a decent photoshop, please make it this.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:57 No.2994455
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    This thread

    This threadThis threadThis threadThis threadThis threadThis threadThis threadThis threadThis threadThis threadThis threadThis threadThis thread
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)01:13 No.2994519
    Come on fa/tg/uys, you can do more then just this!
    >> Random Death Star-Sized Sapient Disco Ball Of Tzeentch !4T1uHiOuyE 11/14/08(Fri)01:15 No.2994525
    "Brother Captain, it appears that the stronghold's defences were linked by Mind Impulse Unit to the Archmagos. When the unknown assassin capped him with a bolter, the defences went dead."

    "I guess this mean, a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded..."


    "...is like an open mind."


    "Brother-Captain, we can ascertain it wasa suicide, but why would a renowned assassin like him commit suicide?"

    "I guess for him, the greatest terror- was to work..."


    "...with his death incomplete."
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)01:21 No.2994544
    first one is made of awesome
    >> Eidolon !!rH0zm3Bsi+w 11/14/08(Fri)01:22 No.2994551
    if the metal boxes do not fit then you must acquit
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)01:24 No.2994557
    In the criminal justice system of the Imperium the people are represented by three separate, yet equally important groups: the Inquisitors who shoot heretics, the Commissars who shoot cowards, and the Adeptus Solicitus who shoot heretical cowards.

    These are their stories.
    >> Random Death Star-Sized Sapient Disco Ball Of Tzeentch !4T1uHiOuyE 11/14/08(Fri)01:25 No.2994567
    >Two more

    "Brother-Captain! A most strange case! Though the sword jammed in his back makes it look like a simple stabbing, the Chaos Marine also seemed to suffer from anemia believe it or not."

    "Well, you know what they say about his men; iron within..."


    "Iron without."


    "Brother-Captain! It appears that the Tzeentchian was killed by a set of carpentry tools!"

    "Well, from our point of view, you could say that things went..."


    "Just as planed."
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)01:28 No.2994577
    The puns! They burn us! They burn us!

    that said, continue.
    >> Dawgas !P6pMZ.8ybs 11/14/08(Fri)01:29 No.2994580
    Fuck yeah.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)01:32 No.2994592
    "The soldier's plasma gun exploded after a dangerous build up of energy caused by prolonged use and little maintenance."

    "Looks like, this case..."


    "Is getting hot."
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)01:45 No.2994662
    Brother-Captain! It seems that the Chaos Marines are retreating from the battlefield now that their greater demon has fallen!

    Order the men to open fire, looks like the Death Guard are going to have...


    ...an unclean getaway.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)01:46 No.2994667
    "A Greater Daemon just erupted out of the frame of that child!"

    "Looks like a case of..."


    "Minor in possession."
    >> Random Death Star-Sized Sapient Disco Ball Of Tzeentch !4T1uHiOuyE 11/14/08(Fri)01:48 No.2994674
    "Looks like a plasma charge blew off half his head, Brother-Captain. No way for an Eccelesiarch to go."

    "I'm not so sure about that, Apothecary. After all..."


    "Blessed is the mind too small for doubt."


    "The surviving Marine says that his brother Wolves were slaughtered by a man the hivers call 'Jumpin' Jiminy', a hab-worker who supposedly went murderously insane, but that can't be true, can it?"

    "We cannot assume anything, Apothecary, otherwise the next story the hivers will tell..."


    "Will be The Wolf Who Cried 'Man'."


    "I tried to tell him his night camouflage wasn't adequate, but he wouldn't listen to me!"

    "I guess this Angel..."


    "Wasn't Dark enough."


    "A most cunning weapon, Brother-Captain. While it looks like a standard-issue Guard sidearm, this gun has been modified to induce a state of unbridled lust in its target, making them especially desirous of the attentions of Slaanesh."

    "Well, hoe else would you use..."


    "A lays-pistol?"
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)01:57 No.2994724
    Brother-Captain, a most odd complaint showed up from Second Company. They say that the lower halves of their Power Armor are missing from the armory...

    Well they should always keep an eye out...


    ...for genestealers.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)02:01 No.2994740
    Ok, so these Prosecutor Marines are sort of a middle ground between a Commissar (in the sense that they sometimes operate directly in combat, like the IG commissars) and an Inquisitor (in that they generally work exclusively within the confines of the Imperial bureaucracy, to cleanse it of the taint of heresy and treason (and things like misappropriation of funds and the like, I would imagine, not just collusion with the forces of Chaos). I know >>2994557 already said that, I just wanted to clarify.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)02:13 No.2994776
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    This shit is awesome

    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)02:14 No.2994784
    If you want the sensible explanation, they are dedicated to resolving conflict between the Space Marines and the rest of the Administratum and Mechanicus.
    If you want the tg canon version, they fight the taint of chaos and xenos in the court of law, serving His Subpoenas to all those who would encroach upon the rights of the Imperium.
    >> Random Death Star-Sized Sapient Disco Ball Of Tzeentch !4T1uHiOuyE 11/14/08(Fri)02:14 No.2994785
    What, the Horatius Khaine shtick or the Lawyerines?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)02:21 No.2994813
    "Sir, the marines are requesting a detachment of heavy bolters, but the manufactorum won't supply them. Things are becoming tense."

    "Looks like this firing line..."


    "Is at a standstill."
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)02:30 No.2994837
    Anyone read Brothers of the Snake?

    Khorne Dolls?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)02:31 No.2994842
    Wouldn't Brother-Captain Horatius put on his helmet instead of a photovisor? Or am I reading too much into this?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)02:33 No.2994848
    "Brother, the strike force is in need of more jumpacks, they are planning a lightning raid so that the front line isn't overwhelmed."

    "That's what I call fight..."


    "Or flight"
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)02:35 No.2994855
    Sergeants don't wear helmets, they're protected by plot, cool, and void shields.

    Plus I think it would be funnier if it was a sergeant who wore sunglasses.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)02:38 No.2994864
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    lost primarch
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)02:40 No.2994869
    Well, he DID fight xenos a long time ago...
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)02:46 No.2994892
    >>2994855Sergeants don't wear helmets

    >> Random Death Star-Sized Sapient Disco Ball Of Tzeentch !4T1uHiOuyE 11/14/08(Fri)02:46 No.2994893
    "A most interesting weapon, Brother-Captain. If I don't miss my guess, these incomplete blueprints are heretical plans detailing the creation of a rifle that causes night-like conditions across the battlefield, along with primal feelings of dread."

    "We can't let the Dark Mechanicus have these, otherwise in the far future of war..."


    "There'll only be grim darkness."
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)02:47 No.2994894
    I hate all of you and your terrible puns.
    >> Random Death Star-Sized Sapient Disco Ball Of Tzeentch !4T1uHiOuyE 11/14/08(Fri)02:56 No.2994935

    "These words written on the steak the Governor was eating , my Lord, are a very specific curse- a joke written with Chaotic sigils. From what I can see, they were a play of words riffing on his name."

    "Well, Librarian, you know what they say about puns..."


    "They are a rare medium well done."
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)03:06 No.2994959
    Oh gawd how can such words be uttered by mortal man???
    The insanity of it, oh the insanity!!!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)03:09 No.2994967
    Why am I now imagining Eldrad speaking in nothing but bad puns?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)03:12 No.2994976
    I just took 10 san damage.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)03:15 No.2994987
    >> Random Death Star-Sized Sapient Disco Ball Of Tzeentch !4T1uHiOuyE 11/14/08(Fri)03:18 No.2994998
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)03:18 No.2995002
    rolled 11 = 11

    roll for will save
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)03:31 No.2995028
    So... do Death Cult Assassins protect themselves with the Contempt of Armor?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)03:36 No.2995047
    If I said yes, can I have a cookie?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)03:52 No.2995099
    I imagine Chaos Lawyer Marines to be much like Raoul Duke's Samoan lawyer in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)04:04 No.2995125
    Benicio Del Toro is now my pick to play a Tzeentchian sorceror.
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    >> Captain Sage 11/14/08(Fri)04:28 No.2995186

    Late to the party, but don't mind me.

    A dreadnaught judge eh? More like [spoiler]Judge Dredd[/spoiler]
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)04:29 No.2995187
    >> Captain Sage 11/14/08(Fri)04:35 No.2995201

    More like I suck at tags.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)05:08 No.2995282
    I don't think /tg/ even has spoilers. :|
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)05:23 No.2995311
    He knew that. Ultrospoilers is one of the things /v/ created that is good.
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    Poasting in an epic thrad.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)05:36 No.2995337
    More like Judge Dread, actually. Nimwit.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)05:48 No.2995358
    god, how many chapters do we have now? something like, 7?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)05:57 No.2995361
    Disco Marines
    Pretty Marines
    Reasonable Marines
    Lazy Marines
    Mole Marines
    Lawyer Marines (as of this topic)

    am I forgetting any?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)05:58 No.2995367
    In the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium's legal system, there is only protracted litigation.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)06:36 No.2995441
    Classy marines!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)06:53 No.2995456
    Brother captain, it appears that the victim's brain got exploded by this runaway dwarven psyker!

    It looks like we have a case of an...


    Extra small medium at large.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)06:58 No.2995476
    SLIGHTLY displeased marines
    ANGRY COFFIN PEOPLE (all-dreadnought chapter)
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)07:03 No.2995491


    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)07:03 No.2995495
    Oh god, I laughed so hard.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)07:09 No.2995514
    Can some one make YEEEAAAH about necrons?

    Like lawyer marine saying something about Living Metal and Death Metal
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)07:11 No.2995523
    "Begin the harvest."

    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)07:14 No.2995530

    i lol'd

    fuck yeah necrons
    >> Tripfag !lmEt7JJ.fE 11/14/08(Fri)07:38 No.2995588
    "In the Imperial Justice System the people are repressed by two separate, yet equally important groups. The Adeptus Astartes who fuck shit up and the Adeptus Solicitus who force a conviction, these are their stories."
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)07:55 No.2995604

    Hmm, it seems to me that these guys could act like Deathwatch, but for Hereticus instead of Xenos. They work in small teams alongside Inquisitors and Arbites to eliminate taint before it spreads to the point where it needs a full Guard, SoB, or Marine response. They are selected not just for their prowess and fervor, but for their discretion as well as knowledge of and adherence to Imperial Doctrine. They could even possibly be a training corps/splinter chapter of the Grey Knights.

    God dammit /tg/, I really didn't want to troll with my Marine army, but I have a bunch of Sternguard with Dark Angels torsos and Deathwatch shoulders/heads already primed. And Arbite scouts. FUCK.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)07:56 No.2995605
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    40k minuts in GIMP.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)07:58 No.2995613
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)08:05 No.2995620
    I lol'd
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)08:32 No.2995648
    Oh god fuck i lol'd entirely too hard.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)08:43 No.2995679
    They have their own assassin temple of law ninja. Eldrad is going to wake up with a summons pinned to his forehead.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)08:45 No.2995684
    Shit, I laughed.
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    OI BOYZ!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)10:24 No.2995899
    Noteable Acts of the Law Marines:
    "A lone marine convinced the servants of chaos to leave, as well as pay an outstanding parking fine of 500 credits"
    "None so feared among the Adminstratorium as the Adaptus Solictus, whose prose are well known among the sacred halls of the Emperor"
    "Alanus Shorius, adverted an order Exterminatus long enough, thereby allowing a Law Marine squardron to acquire their holiest of relics, "The Ban Hammer" from the Inquisitor Gregor Eisenhorn himself by engaging in a legalistic conundrum tying up the Inquisitor himself in proceedings for which its implications are still felt throughout the Imperium today.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)10:33 No.2995905
    Ithikans don't learn about puns in school, though. None of the Marines actually got the pun.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)10:58 No.2996005
    Holy shit Eldradulthran
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)11:27 No.2996103
    Vote request for archive has been initiated. Press Page Up to vote YES or Page Down to vote NO. Vote will end in 2 minutes.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)11:37 No.2996129
    Scary marines.

    Always staring. All the time.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)11:44 No.2996143
    Squat marines! Don't forget the squ--

    Get off me you bastards! The people must kn
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)11:45 No.2996155
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    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)12:00 No.2996190
    "Sir, it looks like the Night lord committed suicide. But his eyes have been taken out."

    "I guess you could say he was blind"


    "as a bat."
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)12:02 No.2996199
    "Reports say that this morning when the body was found it had a huge post-mortem erection. Now it's gone sir."

    "I guess what comes up"


    "must come down."
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)12:02 No.2996200
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    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)12:06 No.2996217
    In before hilarious horror-ruining edits.
    >> Juba, The Baghdad Sniper !1EVr3uyPJI 11/14/08(Fri)12:23 No.2996266
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    You're welcome.
    >> Juba, The Baghdad Sniper !1EVr3uyPJI 11/14/08(Fri)12:25 No.2996270
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    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)12:31 No.2996290
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    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)13:03 No.2996391

    Always thought chess mahreens would be a decent idea. Just set a bunch of figures on an appropriately sized chessboard. Too bad their king can't move until it's taken, where it becomes the best piece in the game.

    Chess orks would be broken though. They'd be able to move anywhere on the board as long as the player honestly believes his piece can move there.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)13:13 No.2996443
    Okay, this one got me to smirk.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)13:21 No.2996466
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    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)13:30 No.2996511
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    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)13:46 No.2996577

    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)13:50 No.2996594
    1d4chan just found some more lore to post.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)13:50 No.2996598

    This picture mad my day. Thank you Anon.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)14:00 No.2996675
    "Sir! Autopsy reports the nurgle lesser demon died from illness."

    "I guess this was one plague"


    "He couldn't bear."
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)14:34 No.2996864
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    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)14:36 No.2996880
    I lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)14:36 No.2996884
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)14:50 No.2996964
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    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)14:58 No.2997027
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    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)15:14 No.2997131
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    fuck the Lawyer Marines
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)15:20 No.2997177

    Faggotry Art of Reasonable Daemonette and Lawyer Marine dating in a fancy restaurant with proper etiquette and everything, after of course they awkwardly meet and argue at first, only to grow on one another
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)15:26 No.2997213
    I hear they're working on a class action lawsuit against the Tau on the grounds they had acquired citizens of the Imperium through false advertising of the Service called Greater Good. They did not mention that it'd cause such things such as sterilization, brainwashing and mind control.
    >> Commissar Mega !!PJ/ldME8XhR 11/14/08(Fri)15:27 No.2997216
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    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)15:51 No.2997346

    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)16:21 No.2997518
    I'm calling for a mistrial on the basis of the judge being a chaos-worshiping heretic.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)17:12 No.2997753
    ITT, sum of the best original content I've seen out of /TG/ in a while.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)17:28 No.2997835
    This is epic. I support this, and will drawfag it.
    >> Commissar Mega !!PJ/ldME8XhR 11/14/08(Fri)17:37 No.2997881
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    Well I'll be damned.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)18:02 No.2998073
    has this been archived yet?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)20:55 No.2998901
    Yes, precisely
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)22:12 No.2999213
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    Fuck yeah more lawyer daemonette!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)22:52 No.2999418

    >> Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)22:57 No.2999445
    This thread is awesome and all of you should feel awesome.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/08(Sat)04:18 No.3000693
    I approve of this
    >> Anonymous 11/15/08(Sat)04:25 No.3000732
    "It appears the Noise Marine killed his squadmates out of jealousy."

    "Well, I guess we've found the cause"


    "Of the discord."

    >> Anonymous 11/15/08(Sat)04:27 No.3000744

    Two fucikng days.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/08(Sat)04:59 No.3000856
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    In complicated issues involving Wraithguard, Lore'Athan was charged with multiple counts of Necrophilia for having sex with another Wraithguard suit, containing the soulstone of his dead girlfriend.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/08(Sat)05:18 No.3000906
    Best one since the photoshop.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/08(Sat)06:16 No.3001054
    And now I want to convert my Wraithlord into wearing a suit and a tie. Damn you, good sir.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/08(Sat)06:25 No.3001082
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    Do it, faggot.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/08(Sat)06:57 No.3001128
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    Halfway done with page two; it'll be up in a bit.
    >> Dawgas !P6pMZ.8ybs 11/15/08(Sat)07:03 No.3001135
    /tg/, fuck yeah
    >> Anonymous 11/15/08(Sat)07:14 No.3001149
    Is... Is that Horatius on his pauldron?
    >> Anonymous 11/15/08(Sat)07:16 No.3001156
    This thread both makes me laugh and reminds me why I omniloathe csi.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/08(Sat)07:19 No.3001163
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    Fuck year.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/08(Sat)07:20 No.3001166
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    >> Anonymous 11/15/08(Sat)07:34 No.3001182
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    >> ­ 11/15/08(Sat)07:41 No.3001194
    Im so fucking tempted to do a lawyer marine now.. If I only had fucking marines!
    >> Anonymous 11/15/08(Sat)07:42 No.3001201

    The dawn of a new age is upon us - an age in which /tg/ basks in the warm glow of original content and laudable drawfaggotry.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/08(Sat)07:42 No.3001203
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    >> Lil piece o´fluff 11/15/08(Sat)07:43 No.3001205
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    I still prefer CAG: Commissar Advocate General.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/08(Sat)07:44 No.3001208

    Then do a Dreadnaught Bailiff.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/08(Sat)07:51 No.3001216
    Oh please. The majority of my previous drawfaggotry here has been hated. It's all a matter of luck if decent drawfaggotry gets noticed or not.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/08(Sat)07:51 No.3001218
    Oh, and I am the guy who has been drawing the lawyerines comic, if that wasn't clear.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/08(Sat)07:59 No.3001229
    Horatio needs pauldrons and armor in the shoops.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/08(Sat)07:59 No.3001230
    /tg/ will never like original content. Ever.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/08(Sat)08:08 No.3001242
    Every drawfag has their fans. This guy just needs persistence.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/08(Sat)08:28 No.3001300
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    >>3001166 Cont'

    I'm working on it!

    Seeing as this thread hits autosage in 4 more posts, however, I will be done with posting the comic for now. I'll draw up more, and post all of it here in a nice big clump.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/08(Sat)09:04 No.3001381

    You should type your dialogue, it shows respect for your audience
    >> Anonymous 11/15/08(Sat)13:29 No.3002197
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