Twitter: @HeroRena>Last time on HERO QUEST!>Rena desperately fought against her dark desire to consume the life fluids of any around her. Exiling herself to her Chamber of Pillows the Hero did her best to control herself.>It was a tough fight and it looked like she was just about to make it when the dark Villain Monster Maestro broke into her home!>Rena attacked her but for some reason she did not change! It has been one day since the end of Rena's difficult trial. A party is being thrown for her in celebration of becoming S-Class!>But before that...
>>29912778time to get everyone unique hats.I have no idea where we will find balloon hats. And I don't know everyone's schtick very well either.
Rolled 4, 2, 5 = 11>>29912808Lets get balloon man a cactus hat
>We join Bridgette as she has a rather heated argument with her sister."What the fuck, sis!?"C: "Hmm? Dear sister, did you invite me over just to yell at me?""Yes! Yes I did! You knew Rena wasn't well yet and you still sent me off to check on her! I thought there was something seriously wrong!"C: "Whoops~ So... Did she do it?""Do what?"C: "You know... Drink your blood?""Yes! Yes she did! Right out of my fucking neck!"C: "Oh? That's a shame... I had expected it to turn out differently.""How else could that have turned out!?"C: "Well... I was hoping you'd get a nosebleed and then she'd have to drink it from there~ Wouldn't that have been adorable~?""NO! If I weren't what I am I would be dead! Do you know how many times she bit me trying to find my jugular!? LIKE TEN FUCKING TIMES!"C: "... That is kinda cute~""UGH! You're impossible!"I'm glad she's back and all that but I swear sometimes I wish my sister were just...Gone.She's such a pain in the ass.
>>29912891don't wish your sister were gone.That means she will IMMEDIATELY get killed and you will be guilty forever.
>>29912891It would have been pretty adorable if you'd gotten a nosebleed, though.
>>29912891Comment on your sister's short hair.
>>29912891be careful what you wish for.She's doing this for a reason, it sounds suspicious
Rolled 1, 10, 4 = 15>>29912891>I'm glad she's back and all that but I swear sometimes I wish my sister were just...You should be careful for what you wish for little girl.
Rolled 24>>29912891"Sis, what the fuck. Were you TRYING to make her my ghoul? Is that it?"
>>29912891It's at least a little cute.
>>29912891You know, this is the second time you've been seriously injured because of her. If this is how she is after cleaning up her act, she might be a lost cause.
>>29912891Demand that MM+ offer reparations in the form of delicious baked goods. It's the least that she can do after sending us to get assaulted.Also, tell her that the next time she wants to do something 'cute' with Rena drinking somebody's blood, she can do it herself.
>>29912891Just grudgingly admit you enjoyed playing in the might pillow fortress and demand she make up for the vicious biting attacks.
>>29912998>>29912891yes. You -have- to admit rena's pillow fort was of astounding quality.
Larro, might want to post the thread to twitter
>>29912891careful what you wish forconsider buying Rena an anatomy diagram
"It's like you 'wanted' her to be a ghoul or something."C: "Nooo, of course not. She wouldn't be any fun like that, would she~? While I was gone I did a lot of thinking and I feel that I must agree with you, dear sister. A Rena who is not acting like her normal adorable self is no fun at all.""Then why did you even offer to turn her into a vampire?"C: "Hehehe... I wouldn't really have. I can't. I just wanted an excuse to sink my teeth into her a few more times.""Sis, she's my arch nemesis and my friend. You can't keep doing stuff like this to her."C: "Why not~? Can't she be my friend too?""Yes, but... Just stop messing with her. Alright?"C: "Hmm hmm~ Someone is sounding rather protective. Shouldn't you be encouraging me to go after your nemesis? Maybe we can tag team her~""No."See? I know that saying I want her gone is a bit selfish but I don't know what to say to her.She seems better now than she was before but she's still so manipulative and overbearing."You owe me one for all the trouble you put me through. And for my blood loss."C: "What would you like me to do, dear sister~? Name it."
Rolled 5, 8, 1 = 14>>29913035No, no, NO!People with a bit of knowledge are much more dangerous than the completely ignorant.
>>29913047my vote is for baking.
Rolled 6, 7, 5 = 18>>29913047>C: "What would you like me to do, dear sister~? Name it."Become a hero for 2 weeks.
>>29913047You want a week. A week of no manipulation, no silly plots, no anything like that. And yes, that means no manipulating Rena.
>>29913047dat lewd trapbut this >>29913087
>>29913047You got serious blood loss, right? Don't people usually get cookies or sweets after giving blood.Demand expensive pastries.
Rolled 43>>29913047"...are you trying to get Rena and I to hook up? I don't think her door swings that way, you know?"
>>29913047>Maybe we can tag team her~Tee hee
>>29913047Ask her bluntly why she's so interested in Rena. You want the truth, and she's honor bound to tell it.
>>29913109I don't think that door swings at allher stomach though
>>29913087Huhuhu~ This would be interesting. I'll vote for it.
>>29913089This.Sounds like something Bridgette would actually say too.
>>29913089That would imply that it would be okay to do something like this again after a week.
>>29913047Try some of my baking experiments before I give them to my friendS.
>>29913087This I want to see
>>29913089This>>29913167Can't stop Sis from being Sis forever.
>>29913047how do i control her now that she drank my blood?
>>29913047"Go bother your other sibling's girlfrie- she's my friend and she's a girl. Shut up."
>>29913047>C: "What would you like me to do, dear sister~? Name it."Anal
>>29913211Oh god, Cynthia trying to seduce Sparkle. This can only end hilariously.
>>29913236God I want to second this...
>>29913236use yourself to produce the world's first actual monstergirl porn
>>29913269god damn itI want itso badMMA should be in it too
>>29913087Haha that would be pretty good but it would require too much paperwork and junk.>>29913089This one."I want a week. A week of no manipulation, no stupid plots, no anything. Just... Be a nice big sister, okay? Don't manipulate me, Rena, or anyone that could possible result in either of us being manipulated. Okay?">She smiles a big toothy smile.C: "Sure thing~"...Why do I get the feeling she's going to twist my words in some horrible way?C: "Well, dear sister, if that's all I have things I need to attend to. Goodbye~">>29913131"Wait. Sis. I need to ask you something."C: "Hmm? What is it?""Why are you so interested in Rena? Is it because she's my enemy?">She smiles again.C: "I think you know why~">She leaves before Bridgette can question her further.I have a hard time believing we're related sometimes.Well, at least she's out of the house. And Rena said she had to go to some hero thing.I guess I could go out drinking. Or do some villain stuff. Whichever is fine with me.
>>29913302eat cookies until all your blood grows back.
Rolled 5, 8, 7 = 20>>29913302>I guess I could go out drinking. Or do some villain stuff. Whichever is fine with me.Why not both? Get drunk and then start shit around town.
>>29913302Go out in public and start performing with your monsters as animals, like in the circus, to attract a crowd of children. Then steal their candy! Mwahahahahaha!
>>29913302Let's do some villain stuff! The fight with Rena was awesome, but we need to make some dosh and build our cred. Especially now that our arch nemesis is S-Class, we definitely need to catch up.
>>29913302Drinking. Do you have any villain friends? you should invite someone. Like, drinking alone makes you look like a loser...
>>29913047"...Tell me what's wrong. You're clearly projecting something on my friendship with Rena, and I don't think it's the 'happy sexy thoughts' you keep blathering on about. So talk to me sis, what's this really all about?"
>>29913363>Like, drinking alone makes you look like a loser...Drinking isn't a good idea considering our whole blood thing.
Rolled 20>>29913302Drinking. Invite Rena. Tell her about what transpired.
>>29913302Let's go blow up a really big bank or something, really trash the place as a statement against THE MAN. Well, that and to sow fear, economic instability, etc., but that's just a bonus.
>>29913302You need to rank up if you want to stay Rena's nemesis. Go do villain things.
>>29913302A short break won't solve anything in the long term. It makes it seem like you're endorsing her. She's just going to make up some "brilliant" scheme to unleash after 8 days.
>>29913302Take over a bar and drink their drinks. Maybe Rena will show up and you can defeat her by tricking her into getting drunk with you.
>>29913302Public drinking is a crime right? Do that and it counts for both!
>>29913302Pull off a daring villainous scheme! We'll need to do something more creative than just terrorizing people. Maybe we can steal some priceless work of art or secret prototype gadget. Anything that interests you?>captcha: ewsitex ORIENTAL
>>29913302you do have a villain friends right? why not go drinking with them?
>>29913302Well for villainy, you need to rank up hardcore, but causing a lot of collateral damage might make you lose Rena points.Maybe just beat up heroes for a while?
>>29913302That's a great smile though
>>29913302That smile.Holy shit, she's so cute.Larro, pls. Stop. My heart hurts.
>>29913425>>29913338I like how you guys think.I totally forgot that Rena got a massive rank up...It fits, though. Only my nemesis can be worthy of S-Class.But that just means I need to work really hard to catch up to her!>Bridgette switches into her Villain outfit and becomes... The Monster Maestro. >She flies off into the city and storms the nearest bar. The people in there stare at her, completely bewildered by her sudden entrance."PEOPLE! I am the Monster Maestro! This bar now belongs to ME!">She summons her evil monsters from Beyond and clears out the bar in no time. A few people she terrorizes but it's nothing serious. Gotta keep up that 'not into murdering' rep.>Once the bar is clear she steals all the money from the register and then pops open a beer.>As the warm liquid fills her belly she hears her monsters screech in pain.>She turns and sees a man(?) floating into the bar.???: "Monster Maestro? I am Ignis and I have come here to defeat you."Oh shit. Isn't that guy an A-Class? And a rather powerful one at that.I thought they would have sent a C or maybe a B.
>>29913598SUMMON ALL THE MONSTERS
>>29913598Huh. I guess that's a good sign that the heroes are taking us seriously. Not to mention it looks like he's causing plenty of collateral damage just by showing up, which will totally work towards our cred.Do we have any minions or monsters that can use water, like Kappas or something?
>>29913528this sounds like a good idea. Rena has power from like 3 different sources, if we want to keep up we might want to consider taking the same approach, see if there is anything you could steal to increase your power
>>29913598A hero made of fire? Well obviously you have a water-based form to take out this niche hero.
>>29913598Summon a water monster then get out with as much booze as you can before he destroys it all with fire.
>>29913598Got any water monsters?Nyads? Merman? Horsea?Whatever you got summon one.
Rolled 3, 8, 3 = 14>>29913598Throw a bottle of beer at him
>>29913598Something something Water Elemental?
>>29913598Good thing you can summon flame resistant salamandersAnd water spewing...water spewers
Rolled 4>>29913598"...fuck."Whip some spirits at him. Hopefully the sudden flare-up will distract him while you summon... I don't know, something made of rock or metal that doesn't burn.
>>29913598"Perhaps we should take this somewhere less flammable."Okay, what sort of monster is good against fire? Salamanders eat fire, right? And he'll think they'd be useless because they're fire monsters, but then you can catch him off guard.Either that, or guide him to a place that gives us a non-obvious advantage.
>>29913598YOU SET THE BAR ON FIRE WHAT ARE YOU INSANE DON'T YOU KNOW THAT WILLand then all the booze explodes, hailing ignis in glass and shrapnel.
>>29913598countdown for the fire alarm and shower that follows, easy victory!
What kind of idiot sends a hero made of fire into a bar full of alcohol to fight a villain drinking alcohol?
>>29913598Ask him to take the fight outside before he burns down the bar. Holy shit this guy's inconsiderate for a hero.
>>29913598Summon some STONE monsters! Or some fire-loving monsters like dragons or drakes or imps, that sort of thing. Don't try to counter his fire with water, counter his fire with shit that don't give a fuck about fire.
>>29913683She needs to throw some white lightning at him while saying, "this one's on the house."
>>29913598Yeah summon stuff that is immune to fire, or that EATS fire.
If we dump water on a hero made of fire do they die?
>>29913598You can summon major golems yes?You need at least one to protect yourself.A water based monster would be good for offense, but lets put a wall in between us first that he can't break
>>29913593i agree but it's sad that most attractive women are a bit of a bitch.
>>29913717The sad thing is that he really isn't.
>>29913302>I have a hard time believing we're related sometimes.uh... oh
>>29913598SUMMON A RAPIDASH
>>29913598Cry to the hero about how your nemisis is leaving you behind. Sob heavily that you only wanted to be worthy of being hers!
>>29913598Um, what happens to your minions when they're killed?
>>29913874She's not drunk enough for that yet.
>>29913874All that will do is get Bridgette hot and bothered.
>>29913791THAT'S A POKEMON!>>29913666>>29913662"Ignis, huh? I've heard of you. How about we take this fight somewhere that won't destroy the entire building?"I: "Hmm? Oh! Of course. How could I forget. Let's.">Monster Maestro finishes her beer and leaves the building with Ignis.I: "Should we perhaps take this to the junkyard? There is little there that can-""NIX BLAST!">With a wave of her baton a torrent of water is hurled at Ignis. It douses his flames and he screams.>As the Monster Maestro smiles in satisfaction she hears something she did not expect.>Laughter.>Ignis's flames suddenly erupt. Monster Maestro barely dodges it as the entire street is covered in flames.I: "Did your mother never tell you how to treat gas fire?">One of Monster Maestro's batons is badly burnt and crumbles into ash.Shit...I'll have to repair that later.Any other ideas? Water is out of the question it seems.
>>29913942A Salamander. Also maybe something with Earth Element.
Rolled 27>>29913942"Gas fires? Oh, yeah."Wind elemental. Create a vacuum.
>>29913942>I: "Did your mother never tell you how to treat gas fire?"Welp, the only way we can put him out is a big thick blanket and a whole lotta weight.Good thing Bridgette already has one of those covered.
>>29913942Summon an Argon Elemental or something and smother him.
Rolled 8, 3, 9 = 20>>29913942Go back in the bar, find some liquor and then throw it at him.Maybe it will make him drunk.
>>29913942Get your monsters to hug him, then get in close and punch him in the dick.
>>29913942HALON GAS THE FUCKER
>>29913942Summon rock golems. As many as you can. Just practically hurl them at his face.
>>29913942Earth or air is what you want to go for. See if you can bury him, or high winds.
>>29913942Like I said, salamanders. They eat fire, and unlike other cold-based monsters, they thrive in heat.Or a monster that breathes smoke. that should choke out the fire by depriving it of oxygen.
>>29913942Smothering. Try to dump a bunch of dirt all over him, or try to lure him into an area where we can collapse a hillside or something.
>>29913942Can we summon earth around him and have him burn his own oxygen out, then? You kill a grease fire by covering it and letting it kill itself...
>>29913781Now, I know that it's not uncommon to feel totally unrelated to your siblings, and that it's a perfectly normal way to feel.But, lets explore some hypotheticals......lets say for a second that hypothetically you weren't.LIke, I dunno, Your mom slept with someone else. (Hey, she's a villain. It could happen) and lets say that this someone was... someone... human,Your mom is human too, right? No weird blood on your mom's side?so... TECHNICALLY what kind of blood did Rena just drink again?
>>29913986Brilliant. The classical elements are for scrubs anyway.
>>29913942actually, she did.hit him with a fire extinguisher.
>>29913942So basically he's a lit fart. Nice.Summon a basilisk or something. Gaze attacks yo.
>>29913942Also, we need to crack a joke about him actually telling us his weakness like that. Gloating is a very important part of being a villain after all.
>>29913942Dump sand on him. All of the sand.
>>29913942Ice Elemental, maybe?HEE HO
>>29913942Sand, dirt, stone, gravel.Or explosions. Explosions can put out fire.
>>29913942Mummy wrap him in Teflon.
>>29913942You know...We could just grab the fire extinguisher behind the counter...You know... because bars tend to have those...and he's a fire...
>>29914079"Did you really just tell me your weakness? That's a pretty lame thing to do, Hero."Rena's not even dumb enough to do that.>Monster Maestro waves her baton and summons the elements of Sand, Earth, and Wind. Each of them pile on top of Ignis and slowly smother him.>He can see his flame flickering between the cracks of their bodies until it finally goes out.>Then, with one tremendous explosion, he launches all of her summons away. They suffer enough injury to vanish and return back to the Beyond.>The blast of flames and heat destroys Monster Maestro's remaining baton.I: "I am impressed, Monster Maestro! It has been quite some time since I last had to assume this form! Now, are you strong enough to put out the flames of hell itself!?"Shit.I: "I guess you could say things are really... Heating up!"...I should beat him just for that pun.I've lost my batons though. I could try to summon without them but the results are... Well, it's a bit more random.
>>29914198Summon without them, LET'S EXPERIMENT
>>29914198Do it anyway!
>>29914198"Time for Hell to freeze over!"Summon ice elementals.
>>29914198The flames of Hell? Can you summon a demon that controls fire? Or a creature that's known for warding off demons?
Rolled 4, 2, 8 = 14>>29914198>I've lost my batons though. I could try to summon without them but the results are... Well, it's a bit more random.Summon some random shit.Maybe it will be an hat elemental.Or a pony.Or Quantum Bunny.
Rolled 56>>29914198He's an Elemental?...try summoning -him-. Directly. ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
>>29914198Have you tried throwing a rock at him?
>>29914198Fuck. Well, might as well go for broke and summon at random. He's been a good sport so far, and the fight isn't totally lost, so we might as well try.
Rolled 1>>29914198Giant multi tentacled frozen monster goooo
>>29914198Well, random might be just what we want here. You've got a certain pool you can draw from normally that might not be effective but this might net us a Wild Card to turn things around.Assumes some kind of monster form for soaking or avoiding fire damage while you do it, though.
>>29914198Hell?What kind of hero are you anyhow
>>29914198Then summon a shitload while running away because you don't want to be near any berserk monsters
>>29914198Wait, he's in a monstrous form right now right? Could you unsummon him to Hell?
>>29914305the kind that knows how to negotiate a contract. really half the demons out there are so used to suckers they barley give any contract alterations a once over.
>>29914305One vulnerable to holy attacks,
>>29914198Channel the Rena. That girl is stupid lucky, so random could work to your advantage!
>>29914291>1>It turns on us>tentacle rape
>>29914198He's a monster now isn't he? Can't you control those?
>>29914198Throw a snowball at him.
>>29914340so... you know water monsters,. Do you know any monsters who can Consecrate water?HOLY WATER ELEMENTAL, BITCH
>>29914198Throw a LARGE rock at his face for the Pun."You gunna get Rock'd by me"
>>29914344Tentacle rape is a rite of passage for Monster women
>>29914345well shit you have a point there.
>>29914198do it summon some XBOX HEUG monsteror summon your dad
>>29914198It is time for... THE ANGEL SUMMONER!(and the bmx kid)
Can we unsummon things? Say his hellfire?
Summon kittens and throw them at him
>>29914198Untransform, call the fire department.
Rolled 7>>29914198Fires of hell eh? Get some holy water!
"Well then, it looks like it's time for hell to freeze over!"Nice.>>29914345>>29914275...Nah.That can'tWell, maybe... Let's see.>Monster Maestro attempts to summon Ignis. Without her batons to channel her powers she feels an uncomfortable jolt.>Ignis vanishes and then reappears in front of Monster Maestro, this time in his normal form.I: "What the!? How did-!? Oh. Oh dammit... You summoned me, didn't you?"Wooooah. I didn't think that would actually work!I: "Well... You have me now, Villain. You win."Haha, this is awesome. I hope there are other super powerful Heroes like him.Oh man...I beat my first A-Class!I: "... Are you going to let me go or are you going to just stand there smiling?"
Rolled 2, 4, 10 = 16>>29914434make him go burn the junkyard...or make him come drink with us
>>29914434Stand there smiling. Increase intensity of your smile. Invade his personal space. Point out how warm he is.
>>29914434We'll be nice. Tell him that he has to leave us be as we conquer another bar, since he managed to burn down the last place.
>>29914434Nice! But- hey....What if you used him to sneak into that hero thing Rena is doing? Maybe pretend to be his prisoner or something. And you could.... uh... steal hero stuff? Or gather intel.Something villainous for sure.
>>29914434Take him drinking. It's lonely without friends.
>>29914434nope.You're going drinking with me, fire boy.
>>29914434Give me a minute to enjoy this sheesh
>>29914434Bridgette. You have a powerful A-Class as a pawn. This is a serious rank increasing opportunity here. Go get more drunk and wait for another hero to come fight you, then use Ignis to beat them up. We can hit S-Rank by tonight!
>>29914434Great success!Drinking buddy obtained!
>>29914434Force him to cause some serious destruction! Go attack some some skyscrapers or something with his fire powers. Hell, defeating an A-Rank and then using him to do evil? That should give us a solid bump in the ranks.
>>29914434Make him do a silly dance! And proclaim our awesomeness while doing it!
Rolled 2, 10, 4 = 16>>29914473
>>29914434Hahaha yess! Well, you're a villain. You must gloat. Make him do your bidding and destroy stuff! Also have him dance for your amusement.
>>29914434Ask him for relationship advice. Everyone we know is either an idiot or crazy, and this guy probably knows Rena personally-ish.
>>29914434Send him to prison!....oh wait...
>>29914434>I: "... Are you going to let me go or are you going to just stand there smiling?""I am obliged to do villainy things first.uuuuuuuuh.How are you at Mario Kart?"
>>29914508>Go attack some some skyscrapers or something with his fire powers.9/11 was a hero's job
>>29914434Does this mean that... you control him now?GO ON A VILLAINOUS RAMPAGE!
>>29914434Only if he takes the rest of the day off.
>>29914434make him buy us a drinkand some shoesNICE SHOES
>>29914434wait do we need his signature for the official win or what?if not then i hope he likes the monster world.
>>29914434"Ignis! Make funny faces!"
>>29914434Also, tell him to fork over some cash for repairing our wands. That shit's going to be expensive.
>>29914485Haha! Free friend, let's go drinking.Then we get drunk and unload all of our problems onto him because Rena isn't around...including our problems regarding Rena.
lets not be to big a dick, he was a pretty good sport about the fight. I mean do some token villainy thing with him, but nothing to public or humiliating.unless there is an established custom for this situation, then we should just do that.
>>29914434Realise you need your Batons to unsummon him properly.Guess you're stuck with us until we fix them, Hero Boy.
>>29914578IGNIS HOW DO I GIRLFRIEND
>>29914578yes. unload ALL problems onto him, drunkenly.
>>29914530That's far too villainy yet at the same time not villainy enough. If you're going to that length you just need to play Mario Party, not Mario Kart.
>>29913302I want to tongue-punch her fart-box.
>>29914614Mario Party for money.
>>29914614eh, just figure she and Rena could use a third who isn't Robomaid.That... didn't work out so well last time.
>>29914434... have a drink with him?I dunno... he's your minion now.have Rena come over and say you found a hot guy for her?cook using him?I dunno, <Insert funny here>
>>29914434Demand stuff from his inventory.Loooot!
>>29914578"IGNISHELP ME SEDUCE RENANO I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU WOULD GO ABOUT DOING THATNOT MY PROBLEM"
>>29914636That shit never goes well, last time I tried that we bet $5 per star over you to the winner. I think I lost $30 and also got in a fight.
>>29914434Let's have a barbecue! Invite the monsters that he destroyed and get some meat from a local meat market.
>>29914659Oh my godHe's like a portable stove that you can talk to
Could we compel him to enter the hero's guild, since he is normally a hero, and then burn it down?That has to be at least a free rank up!
Rolled 57>>29914434Quit the Heroes and become my minion.And come drink with me.
"No. You are my summon now, matchlight. Now, destroy things!">Against his will Ignis begins burning down things. Again, nothing that would kill anyone but enough to cause quite a bit of destruction. He does far more damage than any of her summons could do."Mwahahaha! Fear the Monster Maestro! Even an A-Class Hero is no match for me!"Ah...This fight is missing something.>Monster Maestro hears someone approaching. She turns and sees a girl in a hoodie that looks quite similar to Rena if not for the brown hair and lack of freckles.???: "Hey there, Monster Maestro. Ignis. HQ sent me over. Man, can't believe you got taken down, Iggy. She's just a C-Class."I: "She did some summoning shenanigans!"???: "Haha, yeah. I understand. Hey, listen. Let go of him and I'll kill you quickly."Isn't that Anti-Hero? She's only a C-Class.
>>29914717>That has to be at least a free rank up!Nah, that happens at least three times a week.
>>29914722Literally kill her. Immediately.
>>29914722Summon the demon from her eye.
>>29914722Oh shit. GO IGNIS, BLAST ANTI-HERO INTO ASHES
>>29914722aw shit. Don't deal with anti-hero. She's a killer.use ignis and retreat.
>>29914722sic ignis on herhaul ass out of there
>>29914722RUUUUNNALSO THERE ARE WAYS YOU CAN TALK YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS BUT WHATEVER RUUUUUUUUUUUUUNN
Rolled 80>>29914722"Oh, right, you're that psychopath who kills villains. Listen, it'd be two-on-one here and I'm not as depraved as you are. Just leave now and things don't have to get... um... heated? Is that a thing? Minion, make a pun!"
>>29914722Attack without mercy. Seriously, blow her the fuck away, unsummon Ignis, and run.
>>29914722RUN, LET IGNI FIGHT HER! JUST RUN OR FLY!JUST GET OUT OF THERE NOW!
>>29914722Anti-Hero... didn't she supposedly have a demon in her head? Maybe it's giving her power. Summon her, and if that doesn't work, summon her demon.
Rolled 1, 1, 1 = 3>>29914722Sick ignis on her
>>29914722DANGER WILL ROBINSONThis girl is like the anti Monster Maestro.ZERO COMPUNCTION ABOUT THE KILLINGTHE KILLING OF YOUThis could go very very badly.
>>29914740We're going to have an army by the end of this.
>>29914722summon the monster in her brain.Demons are monsters.I mean, it worked on ignis.
>>29914722Get the fuck out of there.
>>29914722Flee and call Rena, get her to remind AH that you're on the list of people she can't kill.
>>29914722"Haha! Flee while you can Hero, you can not defeat me... at least not without attacking your own friend first!"And then hide behind Ignis. Best plan.
>>29914740>>29914767>>29914774The day MM realized her powerset is completely broken.
>>29914722Summon the demon out of his eye.Well, first use Ignis to distract him while you summon your batons.
>>29914722Cry to her about Rena. She and Rena are friends
>>29914769You had one job
>>29914722Run, run you fools.Also, try to summon the monster in her.
>>29914722"Aren't you a crazy serial killer? No one in their right mind would surrender to you."She has demonic powers, doesn't she? Maybe your monster control abilities work on her. If not completely, then enough to keep her demonic murderlust in check.
>>29914722...Summon the demon in her eye
>>29914722... ask her why she was't invited to Rena's S-Class rank up celebration?
"wait what, Jesus Christ kid is Murder your first response to everything?"oh god, she's c class because she murders everyone who she fights, she's much stronger than her rank would imply. she will kill you if given the chance.
>>29914791Well, the demon summoning thing is worth a shot, but I've got a feeling it can't work.Technically it's likely to be unsummonable because it has a host. A willing host. To have any power over it you'd have to know its true name .
Rolled 7, 8, 4 = 19>>29914822Terrible idea
How about summoning Anti-Hero and leaving the demon in her body
>>29914861The best idea.
>>29914862>implying Anti Hero isn't the true monster and the demon isn't deeply distresed by all the shit Anti Hero has done.
"Aren't you a crazy serial killer? No one in their right mind would surrender to you."AH: "I'm not... I'm not a serial killer. I only go after punks like you. Now, let him go.""Hmm... Fine. Ignis, go... AND ATTACK HER!">She sends Ignis out to fight Anti-Hero as she flees the battlefield. Heroes like Anti-Hero just aren't worth messing with.>Once she's a safe distance away she watches the battle.>Even though Ignis is an A-Class he's having a bit of difficulty keeping Anti-Hero down. He doesn't seem to be using his full power but even the blasts that do hit her seem to do nothing.>After a few minutes Anti-Hero drops to the ground, clutching at her eyepatch.I: "Anti-Hero..? Anti-Hero, calm down. She's gone. It's just me, Ignis. I-">Before he can reply Anti-Hero screams. Her eyepatch falls to the ground and from her head emerges a massive demon. It shoots out and---Oh my god.She killed him.
>>29914722I have a feeling things are about to go pear-shaped. And not just for us. I mean a demonic rampage.
>>29914911YOU ARE FLYING TOO SLOW
>>29914862>>29914891These look funBy the way, since Bridgette is part monster herself, can't her dad, like, recreate her or something? He's the origin of monsters and stuff
>>29914911FLY, YOU FOOL!
>>29914911OH NO IGNIS, I'M SORRY
>>29914911...ThatUhMaybe you should report her to the Hero Association. I don't think she's a hero anymore.
>>29914911NOPENOPENOPENOPEWe are flying, we are moving, we are not getting paid enough to deal with this bullshit.
>>29914911FLY AWAAAAYalso JESUS CHRIIIIST.try summoning ignis again. Maybe he'll be alive this time.
>>29914911TAKE CONTROL OF THAT GOD DAMN THING RIGHT NOW, FUCK THAT, IT NEEDS TO BE STOPPED OR CONTROLLED OR SOME SHITHOLY CRAP.
Rolled 2, 4, 3 = 9>>29914911Call Rena you adorable fool
I feel like summoning the demon is definitely a really bad idea, now. So how do we make her not-evil?
>>29914911WHAT IS THE FASTEST THING YOU CAN TURN INTO?! TURN INTO THAT! RUN AWAY!
>>29914911I TOLD YOU SIS I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE DEMONS.
>>29914911Holy shit time to get the fuck out of DodgeYou should probably report to the Hero's Association through Rena or something that this bitch is completely crazy
>>29914911Is he really dead? Resummon him, he could've returned to hell after dying.
>>29914911oh shitRUN NIGGA RUN! GTFO! hide under the bed! They'll never find you there!
>>29914911Oh god, call Rena, call your brother, call MM+; just SOMEBODY because you're going to be killed by this psycho.
WAIT! summons return to where they were summoned from. ignis just had a weird experience.
>>29914911Fuck. Go get the heavy hitting heroes that are hanging out with Rena, they really need to put this girl down once and for all.
>>29914966This. If he's an Elemental it might have just sent him back to his plane like your own monsters.
>>29914911Don't panic! The monsters that you summon don't die permanently when they're destroyed, right? Maybe try summoning him again.We'll need to call someone for help. This strikes me as a disaster in the making, if it doesn't qualify as a disaster already. Try calling some high-level heroes on your communicator, tell them what's happening.If Anti-Hero is about to attack you, then as a last resort, try saying "Is this what Rena would want?" It might make her hesitate for at least a little while.
>>29914911So. Demons are monsters, right?And the demon in her... eye? Just killed that A-class hero you summoned. Basically what I'm getting at here is... upgrade!You'll use the power better than she apparently does, look she can barely control herself. You'll take a (crazy) hero off the streets, get stronger, and fewer people will die. Win/win/win.
>>29914971the power of love conquers all.too bad MMA already has MG.
>>29914911He... he was just a summon, right? So he'll just be unsummoned, not... not...?
>>29914911Flee, Flee as fast as you can and hope you can summon him later.Don't think about how your this is your first kill via manipulation.
>>29915035Let's get Rena a harem.
>>29914911And this is why you should never drink and summon...
>>29914911Resummon Ignis.Banish Demon.
>>29914911you know, i kinda wonder what would happen if the new QB recruits anti hero.
>>29914911SUMMON HIM OUT OF THERE....too late?
Bridg just ranked up big time didn't she....
>>29914911Drop the summon in case he's not totally dead yet.
Rolled 91>>29914911Since we summoned him, he'll just... dematerialize back to the Hero Association. Right? Right!?...fuck. Call Rena and have her get in touch with Sparkle.
>>29914911Well, he was your summon. Maybe he was just banished back to his original realm about 10 blocks from you.
I forget, where did AH get the demon in her eye?was it from that weird cloaked guy that murder death killed QOTW?
>>29915098probably, Beat an A rank hero, made him rampage and blow up most of the city, then proceeded to accidently get him killed by a lowly C class HEROthats hilarious, humiliating, and definitely probably one of the most villianous things ever.
>Monster Maestro tries to resummon Ignis but nothing happens.>She sees Anti-Hero look up at her.>She flies as fast as she fucking can out of there.>However, her form has a time limit, and after 8 more minutes she's forced to land and turn back into her normal form. She runs into an alleyway and hides behind a building.AH: "Villain... I killed your friend. Where are youuuuuu~?"Oh god oh god oh god.She's crazy.She's worse than sis.Fuck, where the hell is my... Oh god he burnt off my pocket. I don't have my cell!AH: "I know you're here... I can smell you. Come out. Your death will be quick."Should I... Should I try and summon that thing out of her?What if it goes crazy without a host and kills everything?What if I can't control it and it kills me?AH: "Come out, Villain~"
>>29915130always been there.
>>29914911Get your batons!
>>29915144It's already out of control. Can't you banish demons?
>>29915144summon your sister
>>29915144Shift into an invisible monster with levitations (ghosts) and fly away~
>>29915144Summon the daemon. If we do that, the other heroes have to take care of it, and we can flee.
>>29915144Oh shit, turn into a spider! It's pretty easy to hide as a spider.
>>29915144poor bridget;_;summon it out of her and summon a bunny, then proceed to put the demon in the bunny.bunnies can't simply proceed to kill shit hard, so it works
Rolled 7>>29915144Cry.Try and summon the Demon out of her. Maybe separating will stun them both.And we H-We killed an A-rank, even indirectly.We're going to rank up from this shit....we need to quit the Villains.
Rolled 1, 8, 4 = 13>>29915144>Should I... Should I try and summon that thing out of her?Try it
>>29915144Do it. Good luck.
>>29915144oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
>>29915144Summon it.She'll kill you if you don't, anyway.
>>29915144summon the demon into a dumpster.then RUN.
>>29915144Summon it. You can control it.You are the Monster Maestro. There may be things that you can't beat in a straight fight, but when you face a monster, know no fear. They MUST kneel.You can do this.
>>29915144SUMMON IT, DO IT BRIDGETTE. IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN WIN
>>29915144It's kind of already out of control so it's a question of whether you want it out of control inside her or outside of her.
>>29915144Summon a small, very fast creature and use it to send a message. Maybe some sort of glowing fairy creature. Send it to Rena's house or one of your family members and tell them that Anti-Hero has gone off the deep end.
>>29915144How much time before you can change back and continue to get the fuck away from this possessed psycho
>>29915144Dude you can do it. It's in your blood. If that kid out there could have controlled that thing for as long as she did, you can do it for AT LEAST long enough to deal with it.Look what you already did today, you summoned and controlled an A-class hero -without- your batons, on your first try. You're stronger than you think.Less optimistically, do you really have a choice.Alternatively, what would Rena do?
>>29915222>tell them that Anti-Hero has gone off the deep end"Why is MM writing me to say that Anti-Hero is acting normally?"
>>29915144summon Antihero?not sure if that would work or not.
>>29915144Time to get in contact with the villain association. We have a maniac on the loose.
>>29915222Supporting the messenger idea, once we summon the demon it's going to be far beyond our control
>>29915144Summon your batons first!Also once you summon it immediately banish it.
>>29915144I'm really hoping Ignis is just out of range or something.
>>29915249Okay, then how about a chicken? A chicken couldn't possibly be an effective embodiment of evil.
>>29915276Ignis is dead and we killed him
>>29915276nope ignus just died and MM is gonna need therapy badly.she should go chill with rena and just be sad and get hugs and stuff.
>>29915144Summon a harmless, immobile monster.Summon the demon inside AH and have it appear inside the harmless monster.There, you bought yourself some time. Maybe.
>>29915144Run...run oh god run just keep running and don't look back. Run run run run she killed a hero, she killed another hero and laughed. Screw this. Get to the villains association, hell, go to the cops. You can break out of jail later. Hell, run TOO the hero association and throw yourself on their mercy. Tell them wha the fuck just happed, holy fuck shit RUN
>>29915290it was a group effort damn it!
>>29915289Assorted Zelda games would disagree.
SUMMON THAT DEMONBANISH ITCLAIM SELF DEFENSE LATER
>>29915316Why the hell would there be a harmless immobile monster?>What I'm really scared of is something that can't harm me or even move
>>29915316What about one of those Japanese creatures that looks like a baby with an old man's face? That should be pretty harmless, right?
>>29915335how about a flumf?
>>29915144In the future, Bridgette really has to get a habbit of getting people's numbersAt least Sparkle's
>>29915316... giant undead seasponge?evil giant clam?Sea urchin of Malice?
>>29915144You have to dismiss the Monster inside of her.Or summon it, let it go out of control and kill Anti Hero as well as anyone and everyone nearby.I mean, you DID get Ignis killed after all. You already have one death on your conscious, why not add a few more to numb the pain?.
That's right. I am the Monster Maestro! If there is anyone in this world who can control the demon it's me!>Monster Maestro leaves her hiding spot and runs out to fight Anti-Hero. The Hero smiles at Monster Maestro and begins her attack.>At the same time Monster Maestro calls upon her powers and rips the demon out of Anti-Hero's skull. The Hero opens her mouth in a soundless scream and drops to the ground.>It works, though. Standing before her is the demon that took out Ignis. It glares at her, seemingly amused by her actions.???: "Impressive, mortal. But who do you think you are to try and control me? I am a demon of the dark. I have killed many that were far more powerful than you and that was when I was contained within this fool. What makes you think you will fare better?""Because I am not like the others you fought! I'm the daughter of the very origin of monsters!"
>>29915330i still have nightmares about them chickens, holy crap.do a snail guys, worst that happens is lich shenanigans from Adventure time and that only worked because the lich is super old and retardedly smart, and he lost to a literal retard.
In before MM gets Mami'd
>>29915289Terry Goodkind disagrees with you.
>>29915380Please please please don't die Bridgette.
>>29915380make it bring you some shoes... nice shoes!
>>29915380throw a rock, and use a spray bottle
>>29915380Sumon Rena. If that doesn't work, unsummon that motherfucker and send it back to its hell.
>>29915409>it warps to literal heaven cause its a fallen angel>literally all of reality falls apart because MM didn't think things through.
>>29915380Congratulations on your shiny new Killcount: 1
>>29915380"I'M THE FUCKING MONSTER MAESTRO!">She orders the demon to kill itself.>It struggles to resist but how can any monster disobey the Maestro?>It stabs itself in the neck and soon vanishes, going back to whatever pit it crawled out of.>Where it stood lays Anti-Hero. She's on the floor, groaning in pain.
>>29915459she's probably not dead!shut up!
>>29915380Did...did we just kill Anti Hero? Oh god this demon is going to kill you. Banish it, Banish it before it can possess or eat you.
>>29915380Can you summon your own Dad? I think he'll be rather pissed with someone trying to harm his daughter.Then again, he may have a different set of values than the norm.
>>29915467poke AH with your foot
>>29915380>I'm the daughter of the very origin of monsters!Wait, you're related to that demon?>>29915467Vomit on Anti-Hero. This is her punishment.
>>29915467Take her to the police. She killed Ignis.
>>29915467Punch AH for good measure
>>29915467huh, well.Fuck.What do we do with her?nurse her back to health?
>>29915467Get her to some medical attention.
>>29915467Are there any phones or bystanders nearby? If not, go over to her and look for her communicator. Call someone to look after her.
Rolled 1, 10, 7 = 18>>29915467Call an ambulance for her
>>29915467Badass!Now steal her stuff. Loot is your privilege. Like, take her phone and stuff. I bet she has valuable intel on the hero organization.
>>29915467Engage life-check procedure!>Retrieve stick>poke body with stick
>>29915467Call 911, it's the least you can do.
>>29915467HOLY SHITjust congradulate yourself on how awesome you are.you literally just did some Demon rank shenanigans, easily.
>>29915467Kick her repeatedly, then call the fucking police. And the Hero Association. And Rena.She just straight up murdered a dude for trying to do his job and getting unlucky.
Rolled 94>>29915380Now, banish it to it's plane of origin.
>>29915467Feel her up.
>>29915467Use AH's communicator to call Rena and tell her you got rid of the demon in her head, oh and that she should probably pick her up.
>>29915467Call Rena or any Hero. We got an unconscious hero killing Anti-Hero for pick up here.Do not approach her.
Rolled 59>>29915467...fuck.Administer first aid."Just... hold on, okay? I'm new at this. You're alive, so that's good. Just... please don't die, all right? I don't need Sparkle up my ass..."
>>29915467YESSSSSCall Anti-Hero a shithead and just leave. Time to go home and repair your batons.
>>29915467YOUAREAWESOME!also call an ambulance for AH.
>>29915467Yell at AH and ask her what the fuck is wrong with her
>>29915526I support this action wholeheartedly.
>>29915552>Sparkle up my ass~~~
There's no way Bridg isn't at least A rank from this
Transform into a tentacle monster and wake her up
>>29915467I think you're done here. Stride off triumphantly, like a boss.Staying to help isn't going to get you any extra villain cred, and a bit of a headache won't kill her.
>>29915467No matter what we end up doing, make sure that we remember to tell her that this totally counts as defeating her, by the way.Don't want to end up getting cheated out of a checkmark in the W column on a technicality.
>>29915578>indirectly murder a hero>destroy another's source of power and weaken her forever!Bridgette is S ranked, I can see it now
>>29915467Congradulations! In one day, you, a simple C-class villain, terrorized a bar, took control of an A-ranked Hero, led him to his death, and took away the powers of the hero that kills any Villain she meets.Enjoy the rank up and your first blood.
Bridgett deserves a Rena head pat.
>>29915618>>29915614noooit's not murderit's manslaughter TOPS
>>29915467Oh fuck, couldn't you just summon MM+? Why are you afraid of her? She's like the weakest villain in your family now!
>>29915467Go find Rena. We desperately need some hugs.
>>29915467Kick Anti-Hero in the stomach, then depart.
>>29915536>>29915543>>29915581Summon a tentacle monster to search her body.
>>29915636Monster MasterRank AControl over monsters of all kinds, ability to summon monstersNotes: Known to kill heroes; pedantic
>>29915646why would MM kill her own sister?summoning half of MM+ is very brutal.
>>29915636Yeah.It's totally just manslaughter.And I'm sure that's what she'll be repeating to herself as she sobs into her pillow.
>>29915686"I didn't murder him I manslaughtered him" actually makes it sound worse
>>29915686>implying AH won't swear revenge on Bridgette>goes rogue over it if she'll have to
>>29915686Maybe Rena could lend her her pillow fort until she comes to turn with it.They can even play games together while that happens, and it's not like Rena's risking any more rank ups at this point.
Normally we're supposed to either kill the Hero or just let them go... But I think this is a special case.>She goes and checks up on Anti-Hero. The girl is still quite alive. She rifles through her pockets and takes her cellphone.>Using it she makes a quick call to the Hero Association and tells them everything that happened. She hangs up and lets Anti-Hero's phone drop to the ground.>The girl is awake now and she looks at the floor, blood pouring out of her empty eye socket."Maybe this will teach you to not use a monster against a real monster."AH: "I'm sorry... I'm so sorry...""...">Bridgette leaves the field. She's done with villainy for the day. Her thoughts are troubled by the death of that Hero. She didn't cause it directly but...>She leans against the wall as she feels herself about to throw up.>A small robot flies down.?: "Congratulations on your villainy. You have earned a new rank and $550,000">It hands her a piece of paper. Bridgette is now A-Class Rank 20.Wow... I bumped up two whole classes...?: "Commit more villainy in the name of the Villain's Association.">The robot flies away leaving Bridgette alone with her thoughts.I wonder if this is how sis felt after she...Bluh. I wish that bar hadn't been destroyed.
>>29915686Bridgette didn't kill him. The demon did. If there's a lesson to be learned from this, it's "be careful when dealing with murderous demons".
go see rena an hug it out.
>>29915740Go to Rena's house and tell her you rose two ranks and totally didn't kill Ignis
>>29915740man.Go be sad. That did NOT go as planned.I mean geez, she killed ignis after you released control.Go lean on rena for emotional support.AH: decide indipendantly to go lean on rena for emotional support at the same time.
>>29915740Let's go give Rena a visit, maybe buy her a hat on the way there?
>>29915740Go get something for that poor girl's eye. Who knows what this could do to her? You don't willingly kill, and you will feel like shit if some other villain shows up and kills her, or it gets infected.
>>29915740Go find Rena and hug her. That's better than any alcohol, and you know it.
>>29915740Find a shoulder to cry onLike, oh, I dunno... Rena?
>>29915740Go to a liquor store and buy something fancy.
Rolled 4, 10, 6 = 20>>29915740Summon a tiny eye monster to replace AH eye.
>>29915785No if we go near alcohol this will all happen over again
Rolled 66>>29915740"Reconsider our choice in vocation."
>>29915786this. If possible.
>>29915740Oh my god Big Boss is playing both sides against eachother.Rena and Bridgette are totally going to talk about how their leaders are just robots that look like they have monocles.
>>29915740"Where the fuck did you even get that thing?"
>>29915740I'm honestly surprised we didn't beat the crap out of AH for that.I guess we just go home and recuperate now
>>29915740Try re-summoning Ignis.Wonder why we actually feel so bad about him dying.
>>29915796It should be fine if we aren't being villainy, just buy alcohol like a normal person to drown your sorrows.
>>29915786World's most adorable Beholder?
>>29915740Just puke out the sadnessLike a fucking dragonOr go find Rena
>>29915740Oh geez. Do you think you're really ready for the big leagues just because you got lucky with some Hero being weak to your powers? Let's go find a liquor store and waste some of that 550k on forgetting this horrible day ever happened.
>>29915740There's other bars. And you have money. Go get dru- reasonably intoxicated.
>>29915815>Big Boss is a child and we are his action figures, fighting and dying solely for his amusement.
>>29915740Oh and tell your sister about this too.
>>29915845This isn't just one, we can oneshot a sizable number of heroes and villains and the rest we can fight with a sizable number of summoned heroes villains.
>>29915740Alright, what the hell was that thing? What is this villain's association even doing? Do they have an actual reason for going around breaking and murdering things? And how the hell are they even getting funded?I mean fuck, people are going out and dying for supped up lite-brites.
>>29915845we could just rob the liquor store
>>29915858Sister? No, talk to dad about thisWe might want to know what it was we just dealt with.Dad would know
>>29915740You're moving up in the world, and it only took killing off an A-ranked hero to do so!...Say, what is your sister's rank? I know she's A-rank, but did you pass her with this act of villainy?
Fuck it. I'm going to buy all the booze and then go bother Rena. That should cheer me up.>>29915846I'm not going to get drunk. I'm going to get fucking wasted. I don't even want to remember this day.>As Bridgette walks along to find the nearest liquor store she feels someone tug on her dress. She turns and sees a short person in some kind of... Cat cloak????: "Hello there.""... Hi."???: "I couldn't help but notice you were feeling down. Was it because of that fight? I know killing must have hurt, even if it wasn't exactly your fault..."What?"That's none of your business.">She walks away.???: "I can make it so you never have to worry about killing again."Stop following me."???: "I can give you amazing powers.""No."???: "How about finally getting the attention of someone who's been ignoring you?""...">Bridgette stops."Who are you?"???: "My name is not important. What I can offer is. Would you like to form a contract with me?"
>>29915921"What happens if I say no?"
Rolled 1, 6, 6 = 13>>29915921So...what kind of contract?
>>29915921Run. This thing killed Queen of the World when she refused to contract with it.
>>29915921Sure, take the contract.
>>29915921"gonna need a lawyer to look it over "
>>29915921DON'T DO IT BRIDGETTEDON'T DO ITTTTTTJUST RUNNNNNN
>>29915921Are you like a snakeoil salesman? Form a contract and fall in love like voodoo? Look, here's some change, just leave me alone.
>>29915921"I'll take your true name and your soul for not punching you in the damned face."
>>29915921Real fucking classy, trying to get us when we're emotionally fucked. Tell him to go away, we need to get VERY wasted right now and go try to ineptly seduce the girl we love.
>>29915921Accept no contracts without reading the fine print.
>>29915921Call dad, mom told you about these Contractors ever since you were young.
>>29915921NO, DON'T TAKE THE CONTRACT, THAT IS EXTREMELY BAD MMYOU NEED TO GO NOW!
>>29915921You've had a long day. You don't want to deal with this crap until you've at least had a couple of bottles of liquor consumed.Til then, this guy can fuck off.
>>29915921I fucking knew the cat would show up within the next few posts..."Could we reschedule this? I'm planning on getting wasted and forgetting this entire day, and I'd rather accept the contract on another day where I'd at least remember my end of the deal."
>>29915921Might want to make sure it doesn't involve selling your soul to the devil or something like that. Make sure to not deny it outright however, this guy is shady and killed Queen of the World when she refused.
>>29915921...shitshitshitshitNo more madness today, tell him you just need to drink away the memories of the last hour and just want to wake up tomorrow with a hangover and the only knowledge of today gleamed from a newspaper. You are done right now. Death, pain, and now shady deals? This day never happened
>>29915921Dude's obviously homeless. Toss him a five and tell him to stop bothering you. Point him to a homeless shelter or whatever.
>>29915921try to summon him
Magical Monster Girl Bridgette x Magical Vampire Rena
>>29915921Contract? What is it, some kind of demon? Fuck that noise, you're the Maestro of Monsters, you're not going to contract powers from some shitty demon. You take them when you want them, as is your bloodright.Mutter "I'm not drunk enough for this shit...."
>>29915921Oh fuckAgree. It's that or you die.Or you could say that you're going to get completely wasted so you it's not like you'd remember agreeing to any contract or even what they look like. Tell them to come back tomorrow or something.
>>29915921Bridgette, you don't need some weirdo's "help" to let Rena know about your girlboner for her. You can do that yourself just fine by getting wasted and drunk dialing her
>>29915921"...yes. Because nothing can possibly go wrong with taking an unspecified contract with a random stranger who won't reveal their name, nor their face, for unspecified terms and an unspecified duration.I'm going to go get very drunk now, and I'd like you to walk away."
>>29915921Can you summon a monster discreetly? Summon something to watch what happens here and send for help if necessary. This is a very dangerous person.To stall for time, ask what the details of the contract are. If he tries to be vague about it, keep asking questions and acting like you're interested.
make sure you get it in writing
"I'm not drunk enough for this shit... Just... Go away. I'm having a bad day and I don't want to deal with this right now."???: "I'm afraid I can't do that. I've offered it so you really should take it. Or else.""Or else what?"???: "I'll kill you.">>29915956...Yeah, this dude is giving me some serious bad vibes. And I live with the Origin of Monsters.>As Bridgette turns to flee she hears the sound of metal scraping against concrete. Her superior reflexes allow her to dodge the first incoming attack and fly away in her bat form.>She is not quite so lucky with the second attack.>The thing sends something flying at her and Bridgette can feel a part of herself cut away.???: "Do not run."
Rolled 7, 10, 1 = 18>>29916064Accept the deal
>>29916064Cover your escape with MONSTERS.See if one of them can pull his hood down or something, I dunno.
>>29916064Call Dad.It doesn't matter if you don't have your phone, he's the Origin of Monsters. You're a monster, and you're in pain.Keen for him.
>>29916064YOUR LEG, OH FUCKYOU CAN'T RUN, TAKE THE CONTRACT OR YOU DIE.
>>29916064Why is everything happening to you todayTry and desummon him. Accept the contract if the alternative is death because surely the contract can't be worse than death.
>>29916064>>29916081Yeah I think this might be worth summoning your dad.
Summon your dad. You need him.
>>29916080Just keep summoning monsters and beg for aid from your dad.
>>29916064WE'RE NOT RUNNING, WE'RE FLYING.TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS.>>29915664>Notes: Known to kill heroes; pedantic
Rolled 4, 5, 9 = 18>>29916064Ask to see his face before accepting the deal
>>29916081>>29916064>>29916097Save me dad mode engaged?
>>29916064BETTER TAKE THAT CONTRACT, SISTER. YOU AIN'T LONG FOR THIS WORLD, OTHERWISE.
>>29916064just start negotiation"verbal or written agreement?"
>>29916064You're not running you're flying! Keep, uh, doing that. Ignore the missing... foot.Look we can get that fixed I'm pretty sure okay but later. Yeah.
>>29916064WHAT IN THE FUCK!god damn it summon your dad or some shit, he should probably be able to whoop the shit out of him.
>>29916064...fuck.Run the fuck away. Duck, move, dodge, weave, just fucking RUN.
call for help! just use bat powers to emit sonic yell
>>29916102>>29916064FLYING ISN'T RUNNING
>>29916108'COURSE, YOU AIN'T LONG FOR THIS WORLD ENNYWAY, WITH A CONTRACT OVER YER HEAD.
>>29916064Don't do it, call for help, you feelings will get through
>>29916064Are you actually getting away? You may have to accept.
>>29916064WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEMYOU KEEP MAKING OFFERS YET YOU KILL PEOPLE THAT REFUSE THEMIF YOU'RE A MANIAC THEN JUST ACT LIKE ONE, DON'T FUCK AROUND
>call for help>rena appears>rena is immediately cut in half
>>29916064Call RenaCall DadCall Magical Girl SparkleCall CynthiaFuck it just call everyone
just take the fucking dealdo you want Bridg to die?
>>29916157Is she does, can we have comfort cuddles with MM+?
>>29916064You need to make it look like you're dead, without actually being dead. Is there any monster ability that would let you survive being cut in half?
>>29916147>implying rena wouldn't stone QB to death>implying it wouldn't be glorious.
Never mind dad, he's only A rank, summon big brother, he'll help his sister.
>>29916157It's almost like you want Rena to wake up to Bridgette eating her arm.
>>29916198Dad can't die, though
>>29916147Funny thing is, I think she'd survive that, being a no-weakness vampire.Actually come to think of it, aren't vampires immortal except for their weaknesses? Is Rena just straight up impossible to kill now?
>Bridgette keeps flying as hard as she can but the loss of blood is getting to her. It's already bad enough what Rena did to her but this wound sure isn't helping.>In desperation she calls out for her father."Dadddddyyyy!">He appears, breaking into the dimension at her cry. Two attacks hit him but they deal no damage.g̷̨͝o̸͜,̧̢̨ ̴̡͠d̢̡́͢͜a̶͞͞ú̕͞͝g̷̡̛͡h͠ţ̡̛̛̀é̶̛r̵͘͘.̸̢̡͢ ̴͡͠Ì̴̛̕͠ ̶̵̢͟w̷̶̵͝i̴͡͞l̛͝l̀́͟͠ ͏̴͢p̕͜͞͡r̷̀͢o̷̧͢t̀͘é͘͞c̷̸͟͏҉t̴̨̀ ͟͡y͜͝o̶̸̕͘͠ų̷̶̡͘.҉̛͡>Bridgette continues flying. She lands on a nearby rooftop and watches the fight from there.>It is rare that her dad fights without the help of Monster Matriarch and it's clear why.>Without her to channel his power everything he touches is corrupted.>Whatever the creature is he is no match for the very Origin of Monsters.>It takes only a moment before the sheer power from Monster overwhelms the hooded figure. He lays on the ground but just as suddenly as he had appeared he vanishes.>The Monster leaves as well. Any longer in this realm and it would begin to fall apart.What... the fuck... was that..?
>summon MMA>MMA gets shit beaten out of him>sparkle shows up>A CAT IS TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE MAKE CONTRACTS?
>>29916214"Oh. You're awake."
>>29916228Pretty sure she isn't a true vampire, yo.
>>29916214so she'll gain an affinity for finger food, better than her being dead
>>29916230"Thanks dad, I love you."
>>29916230Cry, whine, whimper, beg Daddy to make it better, then pass the hell out.
>>29916230give dad a hug and thank him for saving us from stranger danger
Rolled 8, 4, 2 = 14>>29916230Hug him
>>29916230Fly to Rena's house and cry on her
>>29916230Fuck, just stay in one place. Your dad probably told your mom where you were, let's just try to staunch the worst of your blood flow. I need you to tear off some of your uniform and tight it very tightly above the stump to stop the blood from flowing.
>>29916230Yeah, whatever. So much shit happened you shouldn't even care anymoreGo drinking
>>29916230Make a note to get him some REALLY nice gifts for Father's Day.I'd say his birthday as well, but pretty sure he's as old as time.
>>29916230Can you turn into anything with regenerative powers at all?
>>29916230Dude, you nearly died twice tonight. Go buy stupid amounts of alcohol buy 20 McDoubles and get wasted in Rena's apartment.
>>29916230just do something about your leg.it's off.
>>29916230Best Dad.Go to Cynthia's villain lair, get your leg fixed up and tell her what happened. This should pique her interest.
>>29916260>>29916262>The Monster leaves as well. Any longer in this realm and it would begin to fall apart.
>>29916230I'd say it's drinking time, but that's probably not the best plan when you're missing a leg.If you change back to your normal form, will you still be missing your leg?
I think we should head to Rena. MGS trusted the girl to protect her and you can do no less. Plus she is S-Rank. If anyone can proctect you from the evil Kitty of DOOOOM its her.
>>29916230Is there an evil doctor you can visit?
>>29916230GET TO RENADON'T PASS OUTAS LONG AS YOU GET TO RENA, IT WILL BE FINE. MAKE SURE YOU TELL HER ABOUT THIS SHIT, IT'S GOING TO BE IMPORTANT.
>>29916290hug him later then
>>29916230Y-you do have some way to fix your leg, right?
>>29916230Either get to a hospital, or find a phone and call for help. Rena would help you. MGS might, too, and she'll want to know about this creature; it sounds very similar to the creature that she contracted with.
>>29916230dad of the millenium trophy
Worst come to worst, fire elemental to cauterize.
>>29916230Get somewhere you can tend to your wounds and hide. Call everyone you know and tell them what happened.
>>29916230go get your leg treatedthen go get really drunkthen go hang out with rena.
Oh if you need to heal that leg I'm sure there are a few minor monsters whose sole power is regeneration. Turn into one of those.
>>29916230turn into a starfish monsterregrow the leg
>>29916359and eventually in a few years the leg will become another Bridgette?
>>29916359Vomit your stomach out of your mouh
>>29916304ha, nope.This hurts like a bitch.Ah, fuck... Should've kept that phone.Need to get to a payphone.>Bridgette is forced to turn back to normal. It seems her left leg is cut off about 4 inches below her knee. She falls over.>The loss of blood finally gets to her.>Bridgette passes out.===================================>You are now in control of Rena.>Rena is standing in the corner of the room as she attends her own party at the Hero Association.>She had hoped Magical Girl Sparkle would be around her help introduce her to everyone but she apparently had some things to attend to.>Besides Rena there are only 3 other people in the room. Some creepy girl, a guy in a bear costume, and some dude wearing an army uniform.>None of them are talking to each other and the situation is totally awkward.
>>29916378talk to the bear guy, you never met a furry before!
>>29916378attempt to chat up guy in bear uniform.
>>29916378I guess chat with the bear guy.
Rolled 2, 4, 1 = 7>>29916378Offer the bear guy a salmon
>>29916378HATS FOR EVERYONE!
>>29916378TALK TO SIR BARRINGTON
>>29916378Awkward.They prepared lasagna at least, right?
>>29916378You've meat the army guy before. You know how he works."Soldier! Status report, please. Describe your current status and that of the other troops here."
>>29916378Creepy girl! Army dude is a dick.
>>29916378Talk to the army guy. He seems like the sanest person in the room.
>>29916378Hit on the creepy girl.
>>29916378>bridgette senses tingleGO EAT SOME MOTHA FUKIN CAKE!
>>29916378So Rena, do you have any Rena Senses or anything to tell when things are going horribly wrong? If not let's talk to the creepy girl, since there is in no way anything that you could really help with going on.
>>29916378>Bridgette passed out on the sidewalk somewhere with one leg>that picture>that hat>that expressionMy sides, OP.
>>29916378Talk to them all in turn. It's just like Day 1. We can do this.
>>29916378Rena talk to creepy girlBridgette be reached by MGS who was tracking down that weird energy thing
>>29916378What hats are they wearing, Rena?
>>29916378Worry about how Bridgette is doing. She could be passed out on the sidewalk with one leg right now.
>>29916448>So Rena, do you have any Rena Senses or anything to tell when things are going horribly wrong?Like, perhaps, recognizing a strangely familiar and alluring scent on the wind...?
>>29916378Call BridgetteYou need someone to talk to, that's not part of this freakshow that it "humanity's best"
>>29916378"So, uh, Sparkle? I know you said you were studying the stylish tophat, but I think I might need it to not die soon."
>rena stands around at an awkward party for a while>finds out afterwards that while she was doing that bridgette bled to death
>>29916448Huh? Rena Sense? Not really. I don't have that power. Yet.Let's uh... See what the bear guy is up to.>She walks up to the man in the bear costume. He looks up at her."Hey there. I'm Rena. Though, I guess you already know that huh? hahaha."SB: "...""So... You're S-Class too, huh? Nice. What's it like?"SB: "...""... Yep..."Oh god he's so creepy.Where's Sparkle!?
>>29916378Spew spaghettiAlso get a bizarre tingling sensation. Almost like... Like Bridgette is in danger.
>>29916378"E-everyone, l-let's have some cake, ok?"
Rolled 2, 5, 1 = 8>>29916513Ask what is under his mask
>>29916513Talk to the Creepy girl, maybe she's better?!
>>29916513Ok go talk to the Army dude you know at least he'll say things back.
>>29916513Look up their profiles. Then try and communicate through sign language.
>>29916378Well...it IS a party for you. Just say thanks and tell them they can leave whenever they want.
>>29916513You got him a hat, didn't you? Why isn't he wearing it?! Rude.
>>29916513Go talk to the creepy girl, chances are she'll be the most sane of the three and you may actually be able to find out where Sparkle is from her.
>>29916513Let's go talk with creepy girl now.It's not like she can be any worse than, say, Anti-Hero or something, right?
>>29916513Talk to the creepy girl! We already met Kernal, and he's kind of a douche.
>>29916513Go figure out how the creepy girl tastes!
>>29916513for some reason that bear face looks really familiar to me. I can't place from what, though.
>>29916574Afro samurai? The eyes are off though
>>29916513HAT. DO IT.
>>29916513Well you could call MGS to find out.
>>29916584That's it! I figured out right after posting that, though.
I think Bridgette's gonna be okay, I mean her dad knows she's in trouble, so either MM+ or MM# might pick her up
>>29916513If heis wearing a mask, how does he eat?HOW DOES HE EEEEAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?
>>29916448>So Rena, do you have any Rena Senses or anything to tell when things are going horribly wrong?the closest thing Rena has to ANY kind of sense is us.GO RENA, FLY LIKE THE WIND. YOUR NEMESIS NEEDS YOU.Also... like... Take some kind of hero association medigun or something.
>>29916513....S-steal his hat- no Rena you must resist!
>>29916546Haha, yeah. I don't think anyone can be worse than that girl. I gotta talk to her sometime, it's been a while.Hope she hasn't tried to kill anyone again lately. That girl needs help before she really messes up...>>29916567What? No. I'm done drinking blood. Totally over it. Yep...>Rena puts a hat on his head before walking over to creepy girl. She introduces herself.???: "Hello, Rena. We are Rider. You're going to die.""What?"RD: "You will someday die. And when you do... You are welcome to live on within us."......YeaaaahI'm starting to think almost all the S-Class are crazy.
>>29916567Yeah talk to the creepy girl, maybe you have similar tastes!
>>29916656All the S-Class ARE crazy. Time to go hang out with someone who isn't.
Rolled 9, 6, 2 = 17>>29916656Get drunk with the army guy
>>29916656How do her lips taste? Try licking them.
>>29916656Ask if she has a command bridge where all the people control her. Like Star Trek.
>>29916656Uh.. go talk to the guy in uniform.
>>29916656"Uhhh.... so how's your day?"
>>29916656"Uh, thanks for the offer! That's really nice of you. Really. I'm just gonna go... go now. To say hello to everyone I mean yeah."
>>29916656Hold on, this is actually interesting."What do you mean? What happens to people when they die?""Have any heroes died recently?"
>>29916656Ask what that's like.Afterwards maybe you can call MGS to find out why she isn't here argh.
>>29916656Her name's rider?Does she have any hobbies?Also what does she mean by that?
>>29916656That's... uh... wow.Going over here now.
>>29916656Yes, Rena.Though I would point out the fact that you are actively communicating with disembodied voices inside your own head. Don't be a hypocrite, yo.
>>29916715Be fair to Rena. We're in a lot of people's heads. We were in MM's head just now before she passed out from blood loss.>captcha: from satinim...from satinim-induced blood loss. Though, wasn't he Cloak Cat before?
>>29916656wait, so are you ghosts?
>>29916715It's not like Rena's the only one who can hear us, both Bridgette and Sparkle are just as crazy as she is.
>>29916656Did...did you just put a fez on that bear?You are the greatest hero ever.
>>29916750>>29916746That doesn't make her any less crazy. Just makes her another nutjob in a world full of nutjobs.Sanity loss is practically a requirement for being a hero/villain.
>>29916656What consoles do you have within you?
>>29916715Hey, you guys are awesome."What do you mean by that..?"RD: "The souls of dead heroes sometimes refuse to move on. I take them all. They scream for vengeance. For retribution. I am their vessel and they are the Rider. If you fall in combat you may join them and together we will cleanse the-""OKAY I GOTTA GO TALK TO YOU LATER.">Rena backs right on out of there.>She calls Magical Girl Sparkle. The girl actually picks up."Sparkle! You gotta help me! Everyone here is crazy and their all wearing silly hats but that doesn't make it better!"MGS: "Rena, I can't- Stop that, I'm on the phone! I can't really uhm come over right now. Just hang on for like... Ten more minutes, okay? Give them a chance. They're all genuinely good people.""Okay...">She hangs up.>Balloon Man and a woman with a very nice figure enter the room. She walks over to the man in the bear costume and the two of them begin conversing, though Rena can't exactly hear what they're saying.
>>29916787attempt to decipher the secret of talking to bears.
>>29916787Hey! Balloon man! He's a cool guy!Thank him for the help with... uh. You can't remember his name.
>>29916787You know Balloon ManGo chat
Rolled 1, 6, 1 = 8>>29916787Over something bubbly to balloon man
>>29916787Continue distributing hats. Everyone's getting one!
>>29916787Go rub balloon man and see if you can make that squeaky sound
>>29916787Talk with Rider some more. Ask her what it's like being a ghost. We'll want to make an informed decision about our afterlife if possible.Also ask if anyone has died recently.
>>29916787Smack Balloon Man
>>29916787Ignis is inside Rider now isn't he?
Someone suggested Balloon man is responsible for your most recent farcial promotion to S-classAscertain the truth of this fact.If true, punch him in the cock until he tells you why.
>>29916787Hey balloon man, he might have some elevating things to say.
>>29916787inform Balloon man that he is covered in spiders
>>29916787Hey, who knows, maybe they've just seen some shit. Those kinds of people don't ALWAYS murder stare, they can trauma stare too.
>>29916787>They're all genuinely good peopleAnd apparently at least one of them is MULTIPLE good people.>She walks over to the man in the bear costume and the two of them begin conversing, though Rena can't exactly hear what they're saying.But the bear-mask guy was completely silent when we tried to talk to him! Maybe she's got some kind of talks-to-animals power that works on people who just look like animals too? I dunno.Kind of mean of bear-mask to give us the silent treatment if he could've just said hi, though.
>>29916787...you just interrupted Sparkle getting her swerve on with MMA....be unsure of how to feel about that.
>>29916837"Does he have a farm or something? regardless i don't think he brings his chickens to a party that would be rude."
>>29916837What if he's into that?
>>29916856I'm sure MMA is being called by his father too anyway.
>>29916856Who leave's their cell on during makeouts?Size difference is my fetish.
>>29916787Sparkle was totally making out with MMA.
>>29916787Talk to Balloon Man, ask why he did this to us.
>>29916787Go talk to the army guy SHEESH
>>29916883...so ...many ...puns...imma go with... Rena The Rock Rocks His Cock. With a Rock. To His Cock.GODDAMN RENA, BRIDGETTE IS BLEEDING OUT, GO SAVE HER.
>>29916787Give away hats.Also Sparkle is being lewd
>>29916787Rena, you should take a break from the party and go hand out with Bridgette for a bit, just tell everyone that you're going for a walk or something until more people get there.
>Rena goes over to Balloon Man.BA: "Hey, Rena! Thanks for the hat. Totally my style. Everyone else here? Ah, damn. Missing some of em. Hope you like the balloons, got em myself.""Hey, Balloon Man. They look great.">>29916837"Hey, uhm... So I heard that you were one of the people who got me promoted to S-Class... Is that true?"BA: "Yeah! I suggested it myself. I felt you earned it.""Oh... Thanks..."I don't want to sound ungrateful... He doesn't look like he did it on purpose...>A few more people enter the room. A girl who stumbles with each step and a man wearing far too much gold join the rest of the S-Class Heroes. The golden man joins the hourglass figured lady while the stumbly one makes a beeline straight to the drinks and begins to consume the soda there.
>>29916906>answering the phone during sexwho does that? honestly?
>>29916787>Just hang on for like... Ten more minutes, okay?...and if we don'tIs there a chance they could demote us or something?sounds like a risk worth taking
>>29916950Gives his balloons hats then go and talk to the stumbly girl
>>29916950Talk with hourglass lady! She seems nice.
>>29916950Go call MM and tell her how boring the party is so far.If you don't want to do that then talk to the stumbly girl, she seems sane enough if she's staying away from the rest of the lunatics.
>>29916950Go talk to the soda girl, she seems nice.
>>29916950jesus Christ that bear is creepy
Rolled 4, 9, 2 = 15>>29916950Balloon man is a real airhead.Go talk to the stumbling girl
>>29916950Talk to to stubly
>>29916950"I just want you to know, when I die horribly as a result of this stupid promotion which you knew damn well I was trying to avoid, that's it's entirely your fault and imma haunt you forever. Or until I get bored."
>>29916950Talk to Hourglass girl,she has curves, we must find out her secrets.....
>>29916950Go talk to the stumbling lady.After that, call up AH and see if she wants to come.
>>29916950Serious question: why? We've never dealt with an S-Class threat before.Be honest about how you feel, Rena. It's for the best in the long run.
>>29916993Hey, flat girls have their own charm. Kind of. In the same way useless girls do.
>>29916996GODDAMMIT, RENA, of all the times to ignore us giving you meta-information that you have no other way to be aware of, this is not it.
>>29916955I know of at least two people that do. Both girls.
>>29917017Did they answer the same phone?
>>29917017Have you told them that that's forbidden love yet?
>>29917017Maybe they just weren't particularly into it when they got called.
>>29917017They're probably secret heroes.Are they crazy girls? Because that's probably it.
>>29916950Excuse yourself after thanking Balloon Man again.Go talk to Stumbles McDrunky.
"But... Why though?"BA: "I believed in you.">He smiles at her. Rena tries her best to return it and leaves before she fails at that too hard.>She checks in on the stumbly girl who turns around, spilling soda all over the place as she does so."Hi. I'm uh... Rena."CF: "Hehehe... I know who you are, sexy. Whole party is for you. I'm the Caffornicator. So... Come here often?""Uhm... Nope. First time here."CF: "Hahaha... That's cool. I'm new here too. Today. First time in here today. Been here before though. Know my whole way around the place. I can totally show you all the hidden little nooks and crannies..."I think this girl is drunk or something.CF: "Whaddya say?"
>>29916950Go check the stumbly. That must be the, uh, Caffornicator.
>>29917078I'd love a tour!
>>29917078Sure, why not?
>>29917078"Sure, It's always good to know the best places to hide in case of sudden games of Hide and Seek!"
>>29917078"Are your abilities powered by booze or hormones?"
>>29917078She seems nice and sane, a tour from her sounds like it will actually be nice.
>>29917078"Err... I need to talk to other people now. See ya around!"
>>29917078"Sorry, I've already got a girlfriend.""So, what's your hero gimmick? Is the fornicating part of your powers, or is it just a hobby?"
>>29917078Wow, that's actually really nice of her to offer. We haven't really explored much and if you are going to be an S class hero you have to know your way around the place! It would be super embarrassing if they said "Meet is secret room 4" and you got lost.
>>29917078what's your power? I throw rocks!
>>29917078eh sure why not, MG would be here any minute anyway.
>>29917078Hey, this seems like a nice girl, if a little drunk at the moment. Let's try to make friends with her, let her give you a guided tour.
>>29917109>YES. INFACT, YOU HAVE A HEADACHE. YOU NEED TO SEE THE MEDICAL WING IMMEDIATELY INCASE IT BECOMES A FULL ON MIGRAINE.
>>29917078Uhhh tell her no thanks, you don't need a tour of the party room. Ask her if she's drunk.
>>29917078It'd be good to know your way around. Maybe in the future you can use nooks to hide from rank upgrades.
>>29917027Of course! But I probably didn't get my green Mugi expression right, so they were rather unfazed by the statement.>>29917034One kinda is. But the enjoable kind of crazy. (you know, the kind that brings cake at 3am, not the kind that stabs people).The other... well, let's just say I don't have very high opinion of her.
>>29917135> SPECIFICALLY YOU NEED TO SEE ANY HERO ASSOCIATION TECHNOLOGY WITH REGUARDS THE TREATMENT OF SEVERED LIMBS. FOR YOUR HEADACHE.
>>29917099I assume the answer is "yes".
>>29917078"Sure, that sounds like fun! I love your hat, by the way!"Situational Awareness: 0
>>29917078We need to hook her up with Cynthia. Top priority!Yes, I am aware that in the end the encounter might cause more collateral damage than if they actually fought...
"Sure thing. That might be helpful later on.">The Caffornicator takes Rena by the hand and leads her away from the party. The man in golden armor gives them a knowing look as they leave."So, what's your power? Is it coffee?"CF: "Haha, yeah. I've got super speed, super coffee, and... Yeah. Also my saliva tastes like coffee. It's pretty awesome. Wanna try it?""No thanks.">Caffornicator takes her to a room that is hidden behind a false wall. The room is dark and sparse with only a large bed and dresser.CF: "This is where we go if we want some alone time. You know... To relax and stuff."Huh. I might use this room next time I want to just get away from all this crazy."This is pretty cool. What else is there?"CF: "Well there's... Oh, whoops. Looks like the door is locked from the outside. I guess we're stuck in here together, hehe..."
>>29917202Check to see if her blood tastes like coffee.
>>29917202YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS, RENA!"Oh. Well, that's okay. I'll just call Balloon Man to let us out."
>>29917202Hugs. Give her a hug as thanks.
>>29917202Oh no, Rena! You're trapped! Panic and force the door open!
>>29917202That sounds unlikely! Also it's a good thing you have super half-vampire strength. But you could hang out for a bit before breaking it.Hey what's in the dresser, go rummage through that shit.
>>29917202It's okay, call the other to unlock it.
>>29917202You got super strength. You can just tear the door of the hinges.
>>29917202RENA: Use your freakish vampire strength to take the door off the hinges.
>>29917202Huh, that's a weird feature. Say, do you think they have mario kart in here? Ooh! Try jumping on the bed. Kitty gets upset when you do that at home. Or a pillow fight!Man, we made a new friend already, maybe S-Class isn't so bad.
>>29917202That's not really a problem for super strength.
>>29917249punch her in the cock
>>29917202WAIT SHIT IS THAT THE HAT YOU GAVE HER THAT LOOKS FAMILIAR OH GOD.
>>29917202That's okay, I'm really strong. I can probably get it open, watch!
>>29917202"Oh don't worry, I can just break the lock!"
>>29917202Hey the bed looks nice, try jumping on it like back when you were a kid. You don't get to try that often enough.
>>29917265we can do both
>>29917202No problem, we can get the door open.
>>29917202>[impending high impact sexual violence intensifies]
>>29917286punch her in the rape? or rape her in the cock?
>>29917306bothtime for experimenting!
"That's fine, I can open the door. Watch!">With her amazing strength Rena yanks the door off of it's hinges.I'm so awesome now."See! Oh... Should probably call someone to fix this. So, what else is there to see?"CF: "... Yeah there's uh... Not much else. Tour's over."Oh, she looks sad...I think she had some attachment to this door.
>>29917202Since we're stuck in here we should at least look through the dresser before we work on getting out.Make sure to also ask her why the door locks from the outside, that's just strange.
>>29917348Give her a hug to cheer her up, that always works!
>>29917348Let's go talk to some other S-Classes!
>>29917348I guess go talk to whoever else is at the party. Maybe the hourglass figure chick?
>>29917348Call AH to fix it. She'd like to be here.
>>29917348Cheer-up hugs.Situational Awareness: -10
>>29917348Caffornicators first encounter with Nasurium, densest material known to man.
>>29917348apologize for breaking her favorite doorgive her your phone number too
>>29917348Talk to more people. Grind those social links.
BTW, we're on Page 8.
>>29917348Apologize about the door and make your way back to the party. There's still people to meet, like that gold wearing guy.
>>29917348Give her a hug and your phone number, tell her that you'll make it up to her for breaking her favourite door.
>>29917348Talk to time lady. I don't remember her name.
>>29917348Go talk to the hourglass girl.
>>29917413"Get lost" on your way back to the party.
>>29917416mdme Hourglass I recall
FTB of Rena being too dense to understand what Caffornicator is doing with her tongue when
>>29917348"Sorry about the door. I'd offer to fix it but, uh, I'd make it worse. I'll make it up to you!"
>>29917451>I'll make it up to you!Stop teasing the poor girlAlso hooking her up with Cynthia is a good idea, but too meta
Ignis is dead, Bridgette is missing a leg, and AH probably doesn't have an eye anymore and people are trying to get Rena to obliviously tease the slutty lesbian.This is surreal.
"Hey... I'm really sorry I broke your favorite door."CF: "What? That's not my... Uh... Yeah. It's cool. Thanks.">She gives Caffornicator a friendly pat on the shoulder. As she heads back to the party her phone rings.Oh, it's Cynthia. I wonder what she wants.>She picks it up and the first thing she hears is Cynthia crying on the other end.C: "Rena..?""Hey. Is something wrong?"C: "Rena I... I need you to come to the Villain Association right away. It's Bridgette... Something attacked her and... Oh god it's... Please, just come as soon as you can.""What? Cynthia I can barely understand you. What happened to Bridgette."C: "Rena, please just... I gotta go. Come over, please.">She hangs up....I don't trust her.What if it's another trap?
There has to be a story behind just how dense Rena is.was she bitten by a radioactive asexual as a child or something?
>>29917475Would you rather be around S-class creeps or Bridgette? It might be a trap but you can totally take MM+.
even if it is, can you take the risk?
>>29917471>but too metano such thing, man. The voices in Rena's head are made of meta or something.
>>29917475DOESNT MATTERIts bridgette. You go regardless.Thats why you're a hero.Oh and go in civies. Say you're off duty and looking in on someone.
>>29917475Even if it is a trap she is your best friend. Remember how she came to you when she knew her sister might be tricking her? That is what friends do.You don't want to be a bad friend do you?
>>29917475Do you want to risk not being there for Bridgette if she's seriously hurt?
>>29917475The power of Metagaming compels you!
>>29917475If it's about Bridgette you better take your chances and go anyway
>>29917475>>29917489I'm afraid I can't argue with this logic.
>>29917475You're S-Class, like she can trap the likes of you.
>>29917475IT'S NOT A TRAP, IT'S YOUR BEST FRIENDFRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DIE
>>29917475>What if it's another trap?Then maybe you'll finally get to be unpromoted if you fall into it.But it's probably not a trap.
>>29917475Might be a trap. Bring extra rocks just in case you run into any mutant alien space catss.
>>29917475If it's for Bridgette, it's a risk you gotta take.Give Caffornicator a big hug and thank her, then tell her to thank everyone else at the party but we just got called off for business.Invite her for some mariokart later.
>>29917475What if Bridgette really is in danger?Do you wanna take your chances?
>>29917475Cynthia doesn't do traps like this! You know her!Go tell the other heroes you gotta go.
>>29917475But what if it's notHow do you think Bridgette would feel if you weren't there for her in her time of need?
>>29917475but its your best friend you frumpgod damn, worse comes to worse you kick her ass.
>>29917517TO THE RENAMOBILE.When you're on the road.You're indestructible.No-one can stop you.But they try.
>>29917480She is adoptive child of Natsuru and Shirou Emiya.
>>29917475Trap or no trap, if it is about Bridgette, you must go.
>>29917475It could be a trap, but would Cynthia lie about her sister?Call Sparkle. See if MMA can corroborate.
>>29917475Its not about Cynthia, its about Bridgette! she would never lie about her sis's safety!
What if Bridgette is a trap?
>>29917537"you're still my best friend! I don't care if you have boy parts!"
>>29917528Shirou isn't dense, stop watching F/sn anime>>29917492Yes it isRena would never match up to different-ranked people as nemesis, and to hook them up otherwise would require digging through uncopious amounts of density
>>29917475Call her mother. If anyone else would know about it, she would.
>>29917537Then everything is perfect.
>>29917554>Rena would never match up to different-ranked people as nemesis, and to hook them up otherwise would require digging through uncopious amounts of densityThat's fine.We can still suggest it.Rena will just ignore it.
>>29917497Yeah... No... You guys are right. She fell into a trap for me.What kind of a friend would I be if I didn't go to see her?Alright.>Rena excuses herself from the party, telling everyone she'll be right back.>She hurries out of the Hero Association and quickly makes her way to Bridgette's workplace.I hope nothing bad happened to her...
>>29917572>Rena, make a contract with me and become a magical magical vampire.
>>29917572NO RENA, NOT THE CONTRACT
>>29917554Oh, I know he isn't that dense. It's just amusing to pretend he is.
>>29917572IT'S THAT FUCKHEAD AGAIN
>>29917537What, like she'll really be a pile of dynamite shaped vaguely like Bridgette and MM+ is waiting for us to get too close to get away?
>>29917572Well, now that the thread's done, here's the threadly reminder that the Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
>>29917528I'm pretty sure Rena is the kid that Natsuru and Natsuru had in that weird as fuck part of Kampfer that made absolutely no sense.I mean, the only way to get this dense is from Natsuru self-cest.
And that's the end of that chapter. As usual the time for the next one will be posted on the twitter.Thanks for following, everyone!
>>29917614What's the point of HQ ebook even? Half the fun is in pictures
I really want Rena x Dark Witch EdgeMurder knifeplay.
>>29917635Damn it all, man. What would I have to pay you to quit your job/real life and do this full-time?
>>29917637The pictures are included.
>>29917635See you next time!
>>29917635Great quest, as always.Thanks for running
>>29917635So edgy that she poops razor blades> implying magical girls have to poop
>>29917572If that fuckhead approaches Rena she had better go "Kitty! What are you doing out of the house! Come on I'll bring you home" and then start dragging the fucker around completely ignoring everything he says.
>>29917684Magical girls poop despair. If you've ever felt extremely sad, it's because you inhaled magical girl poo.Depression is just the "high" induced bgy magical jemkem
gonna be real sad when Anti hero accepts that contract BS....
>>29917713Nah. Everybody loves classic Old Yeller moments in quests!
>>29917713I don't think she will. My guess is that, without the demon, she's going to go fucking nuts over everything she's done while under the demon's influence.Then end up in an asylum with a can of Pringles her only friend.
>>29917713I think AH may actually be safe. She already sold her soul.
>>29917696QB: "Hey wanna make a contract?"R: "OH YOU LOOK LIKE A KITTY SO CUTE"QB: "Unlimited power at your disposal!"R: "DO YOU HAVE A TAIL CAN I PAT YOUR HEAD"QB: "...are you listening to me?"R: "COME I BUY YOU CAT FOOD"
>>29917731You think they just give out Pringles in the nuthouse?
>>29917745She'll have to smuggle them in.I'll give you three guesses how she does it.
>>29917737Best strategy is to turn him away by this before actually letting him mention the contract, thus not giving him a reason to kill Rena
>>29917763Didn't we already establish they wouldn't fit?
>>29917763ITWON'TFITThere were experiments on this subject, you know
>>29917763Apparently, she also gets a tan while in the asylum...
>>29917768>Implying we can stop it.Larro's sick of the quest. He's going to kill off Rena as an excuse not to run any more.
>>29917770Not with that attitude, they won't.
>>29917779there was also art drawn of said pringles not fittingbut that just means she needs to spend more time with HotKinkyJo
>>29917780And grows her eye back?Yeahno
>>29917798That would be her wish.
>>29917795...I require proof of this.
>>29917795>>29917779THE HUMAN RECTUM IS NIGHTMARISH ELASTIC!
>>29917798TRUE LOVE CONQUERS ALL!
>>29917845...Jesus Christ, you fuckers are fast with this shit. I approve.
>>29917845Oh neat, it got colored.
One does not simply step between a girl and her Pringles™.
>>29917895Not with a fit like >>29917845 they don't.
>>29917905new version http://i.imgur.com/6ilyukB.png
So how long before we can start calling Bridgette "Hopalong?"
>>29917958Well, we need to find out if she actually survived first.If she did though, she's probably gonna get a natty cyborg leg like Spark's arm.
>>29917986I don't know. Considering her whole family has monster in them, she could probably transform into a troll or something and regenerate.
Crazy theory- contractor asshole is old and bitter Magical Vampire Rena from the future.
>>29918000It'd make more sense if it was Sparkle, making contracts to prolong her life.Not that the theory holds water in the first place.
>>29917991I figure if she could have done that, she would have.>>29918000Evil Parallel Rena, or possibly a Quantum Kitty from the future who has come back in time to make Rena into a hero now so that she's ready to stop some vaguely defined threat in the future.
>>29918023Except at the time she was kind of torn between fleeing for her life and bleeding to death.
>>29917949Why red hair, I wonder? In black-white colors red is usually on the darker spectrum
>>29918201Because the QM seems to like using bright primary colors in his primarily black and white art for emphasis.
>>29917768Best strategy is to derail the cat thingy from his objective.
Pringle Guard Quest here:http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/29866589/Just in case anyone missed it the last time.