Roleplay thread. Before the arrival of humans, Vortannor was a mostly peaceful land split roughly between Elves in the forest, Dwarves in the mountains and Orcs in the foothills. Then, one hundred and fifty years ago, a large human fleet made landfall at the Vercarthen Bay and created the city of New Jonathan's Port. They were refugees from an overpopulated human continent who had journeyed across the seas in search of new land and opportunity. They laid down their roots, arrogantly proclaiming New Jonathan's Port as the continent's capital, and started spreading. They mined the mountains recklessly, causing untold cave-ins, and harvested all the lumbar they could find. Although both Elf and Dwarf were forced to evacuate in the face of human expansion, leaders desperately attempted to work with the humans in the hope of a peaceful solution. The Orcs stood and fought, but over a five year war they were pushed almost to extinction.Now a human genius by the name of Hapworth Haymitch has been kidnapped by the Dwarves and a multicultural band has been assembled by the humans to travel to the mountains and retrieve him peacefully. Choose your name, race, class and alignment (good/neutral/evil and lawful/neutral/chaotic).Pic related: it's a map of the continent.
>>29901439Full continent history here:http://pastebin.com/8fLYjDMi
>>29901439So what the fuck are we supposed to do.
>>29901625>Choose your name, race, class and alignment (good/neutral/evil and lawful/neutral/chaotic).
>>29901640hmm elf necromancer chaotic good(gonna try at least)
Kobold shaman neutral good Vykin
>>29901439Name: Jong XiRace: HumanClass: MonkAlignment: Neutral
>>29901640>ormazd(aka gary stu)>Lawful Neutral>battlemage>simple fire tricks+sword dual weilderisms>tall ass witeboi
>>29901677>necromancer>gooda fallen necromancer?
>>29901818im chaotic good(dead corpes are like minerals you take one and fashion it into a weapon, not an affront to god)
>>29901439Delim, Human, Death cleric, Lawful Evil.
>>29901719>>29901677>>29901736>>29901770Hearing of the great reward offered for those who can safely bring Hapworth back, some of the greatest warriors in the land gather to the cause. Ormazd, Jong Xi, Vykin and an unnamed elf approach the gates of the mighty Ives Mining Company, in search of riches and fame. An overweight, flustered man sees you and waddles towards you, ushering you into his office. "I see, I see! I take it you are here to help with... Yes, well... Here!" He tosses you each a small bag; inside there are a few gold coins and a scroll proclaiming you on the Official Work of Ives Mining Company. "I... I wouldn't show that seal to too many non human types! They don't like us poking in their business..." He eyes the Elf and Kobold uncertainly and giggles. "Anyway, it could get you out of some tight spots, maybe! Now, he's gone missing in the Northern mountains... You could get there by ship if you head to the port, or maybe by cart from The Weary Traveler... Well, however you see fit! On your way now, on your way..." He pushes you quickly out of your office, and you're back on the streets of New Jonathan's Port within seconds.
>>29901892"Alright everyone, I think we should go by cart"
>>29901892Maybe we should go to the docks, whats everyone think?
>>29901892Steve my name is Steve>>29901922>>29901922"hmm does he seem shifty to you guys, anyway i would suggest cart. me and Vykin would just make unnecessary trouble and i hate dealing with humans"
>>29901892Walking out of the office, Ormazd being a man of mercenary experience states his opinion"I say we take the cart, damn boats are leeking deathtraps"
>>29902011"He does seem a little....Strange, but we should focus on our mission"
>>29902011"We can ignore them Steve! I love the water too much to pass it up! let's take the boat."
>>29902028that reminds me OP what is our starting level and power
>Name: Gaius Imperatori>Race: Human>Class: Spellsword>Alignment: Lawful Neutral>Height 5'11''>Weight ~187lbs>Age: 31 years old born on the 29th of evening star >Short Physical Description: Average Height human Male with olive skin, chestnut hair, slightly thicker than average build, green eyes, aquitane nose, thick bushy eyebrows, semi-high cheek structure, thick jawline, smaller rounded ears, medium length hair kept in small curtains
>>29902011"Good to know..."
open for more?
>>29902052"But if we take the boat, we won't get to go to the Weary Traveller, we can stock up on supplies there"
>>29902043>>29902028>>29901963>>29901922With the majority opinion being to head for the carts, your team head off to the North. As you leave the city walls, The Weary Traveler sits on the treeline. It is a pub known for its well-kept stables, but as you look inside it is uncharacteristically empty and quiet. Propped up against the wall outside is a barely conscious Dwarf, hugging an empty whiskey.>>29902068As you walk to the Inn, you meet Gaius, who offers his services for the cause. >>29902058Oh yeah, you are all Level 4, I'm using D and D e3.5 rules but you magic types will have to look up your spells, I'm keeping track of everything else.
>>29902169"Welcome aboard Gaius"I go and try to talk to the dwarf
>>29902206The Dwarf takes one bleary look at the monk moving towards him and spits on the floor, babbling in a Dwarven so slurred you'd have a hard time understanding it even if you spoke the language.
>>29902250Not wanting any trouble, I go inside the inn and order an ale
>>29902169I can join in or is it to late?
>>29902162A fair point, and a battlegroup can fight better on foot than on a boat, or separated..and we all want to live for that reward as well?
>>29902169I look around the innmy animal companion or spirit companion i guess is a snake if they changes rolls later on, tkae a note of it I guess
>>29902206>>29902250Miror te tam verbis comprehendere potuerunt. Plurimus populus una hebdomada transacta non intellexerunt verbum dixi.
>>29902250I glare at the dwarf, them move to the stables to reqqy a cart..
>>29902169well since i have no experience with DnD 3.5 or any DnD for that matter ill go with the obvious spellsundead companion +3unded mastery +1>>29902250"we should try bribing or threatening him"
>>29902378"Think my snake will wake him up Steve?"
>>29902378"No need, I will ask the inkeeper about him"
>>29902416"i don't know, you might have to ask him"
>>29902450"Well I think Jong has this one."
"Gaius what do you think we should do, you are from around these parts"
>>29902637Please don't tell me OP is dead, I'm enjoying this.
>>29902682I bet op is typing up the part where our guide dies and we get lost in an elf woods(insert pyromancer lighting up trees)
meanwhile how about some party banter'so Vykin, what made you want to come with in the first place'
>>29902781I hope so. I didn't even punch ONE person.
Ey you lot, I hear there's work that might involve fighting. You look like you're headed north, so I want to sign up.
>>29902884well op might be dead but alright btw what are you
>>29902838"The great journey calls Steve, as with all things the great journey binds me. the mighty dragon my people once serve has fallen and my purpose there is naught.""What's your game Steve?"
'The usual, need potions but out of money. i also heard this Haymitch was a renowned intellectualist and thought i could get some advice about human anatomy'
>>29902884*A grin of relief across his weathered face*"Ah, another fighter, I was starting to sweat at these glasscanons.."
>>29902992"Glasscanons? You must be talking about the kobold and the elf, I've been studying my people's martial art my entire life!"
>>29902977"For natural purposes, I hope.
>>29902977Anatomy?Ha!A slash here, jab there, and I could show you any creatures' anatomy
>>29903051"Studying anatomy is more beneficial than you know, it's always nice to know exactly where to punch to crush someones windpipe."
>>29903084"hahahahaha, nec locutus sum, melius mihi, frater"
>>29903045>>29903051'I am hoping to strengthen some corpses around the neck and joints, but can't seem to get it right.Well you wouldn't show me what best to use against them, nor how to best augment them.'
>>29901439>and harvested all the lumbarJesus christ how horrifying
>>29903084*raises spellhand, small flames cropping on it*"A good sqeeze lad, a little heat..."
>>29903157......."Remind me never to anger you"
>>29903109A true puzzle....pr'aps a bit more bone?
>>29903105'That is a peculiar language you speak Gaius, nevertheless can you speak basic i cannot understand you''hmm, do any of you know why we have stopped'(i asking if any of you can continue our quest since OP is dead and buried)
>>29903109"Keep the defilement to a minimum if you must at all Steve. Nature abhors a corpse disrespected, I only fear for your own health."
>>29903220(The only quest I've run is a demon civ quest, and that lasted only one thread)
>>29903220No idea how :3
>>29903157*wiley grin*"Aw, I'm harmless as a kit, I swears it.."
>>29903246'Don' be absurd nature is indifferent, it is we who abhor defilement of corpses, i assure u what i do and what a maggot, tree or any plant is basically the same'
>>29903220Ut ante dixi, retro ad deversorium, et locutus sum hexed linguam modo numina, si quis ex vobis volo amet me auxilium typus copy and paste my text into translate ,it's latin
>>29903246'but i will respect the parties decision, I will not defile any unnecessary corpses'
>>29903220Shit son, you're the necromancer, dig his ass back upbut i cant I lack the dickish edge
>>29903349>>29903316"I respect what you're about Steve but yes, minimal defilement unless its a Skaven, nasty things those are, no respect for where they are."
>>29903332yea still not getting it you have a good translator siteyou don't have to speak basic if you don't want i will just ask others to translate>>29903424i need his body for that, although i can smell his death i can't do anything without the body.i just hope he didn't leave because he made a scenario for the boat travel and now bailedi also can't run this rp because i know jack all about this stuff
>>29903489'Skaven are unnaturally useless to a necromancer, in fact the only reason i would even consider animating one would be so that i can talk to it and be sure it actually understands what am saying.'
>>29903494I'll run it also what I said was"As I told you, back at the Inn, I was hexed by an elven witch a week's time ago, to only speak an elven tongue, and I was hoping one you Magical Types could help me out here!"
>>29903530"I'm glad we agree on something, necromancer."
>>29903533after some thinking it hits me like a bitch that Gaius actually speaks elven,i quickly reverse the minor curse of some smallmided elf and get him back to normal^good enough?^
>>29903533*Listening to the babble*Ahhhh....uh-huh...(thnx for running it)
>>29903533"We will find a way to lift this hex Gaius, I promise you that. But for now let your actions speak for you, no witches petter curse can take what you stand for from you."
>>29903533'Might i ask what you did to anger this elf?'
fuck it i am taking control over this (sort if i do a shit job but its better then this purgatory)>>29902424>>29902416>>29902378>>29902360>>29903533>>29902884you walk in the inn and find it reseted but for a tall budded man? in the corner nursing a mug of aleat the bar is the innkeeper, why would you ask him>>29902424
>>29903589"phew, I thank you steve!">>29903585>>29903424>>29903267"Now the rest of you, are we ready to take to the seas or what, do we have everything we need for the journey">>29903659(i didn't ruin it damn, sorry for trying to add backstory I haven't done this in like years)>>29903673>>29903673no need, Steve has done so already, thank you however>>29903705"I was given a task a few nights ago, for pay, I was to find and retrieve a stolen scepter for a Lord in New Johnathan. I tracked it to a tribe of feral elves in the southern portion of the woods"
>>29903853"Excuse me, what is that dwarf doing at the entrance?"
>>29903853FUCK IT I'M DONE
sorry* if i do a shit job but its better then this purgatory>>29903909np>>29903924he is sleeping of a drunk but he is has a stained coat of arms that the 54th devision of the dwarven battalion, so you know>>29903941should i write you off
>>29903986"Thank you my friend"I go try to talk to the dwarf again
>>29903986I think he was frustrated that you took the dm'ing job after he said he got it
i am also abolishing the 3.5 rules since i know shit about DnD (always wanted to try it but it takes a certain kind of courage to talk to people about my thoughts)but that in no way means you have to abandon them it just means i won't enforce them>>29904060oh well if he wants he can have it i would probably suck and self-doubt my self
>>2990398654th? I fought those crazy bastards once*I check his pockets*
>>29904103god damn it i destroy anything i touch this is why i can't have nice thingsGaius come back ill let you DM
>>29904103I believe in you!"Alright then, let Jong speak to the drunk outside. we'll go from there."
>>29904137the dwarf mumbles some very unsavoury things as you check his pockets,roll a d5 for loot>>29904060you still here man
anyone still here?
>>29904300Still here, but don't really see how my head-crushing will be of any use yet.
please put quest in the subject line and OP of your post so that i can filter it thank you
Rolled 2Rawl damb you
>>29904315A little fun dialog?
>>29904363>>299043972+2=4 4/10as you take your hand out of the dwarf, he proceeds to grope you and call you his little gem(in dwarfish), you take your hand out and find some maps and binoculars but you get the feeling there could be morewhat do you want to do
>>29904432'hmm what would a dwarf do with a surface map,can we go in the inn now I'm getting a bit thirsty standing in front of the inn'
Rolled 2>>29904432Wots dat paper say?
>>29904432Can I summon my animal companion (snake) to scare the shit out of him and wake him up? maybe he'll give us whatever else he might have in fear for his life.
>>29904432'hmm what would a dwarf do with a surface map,can we go in the inn now I'm getting a bit thirsty standing in front of the inn'MY CHARACTER WILL NOT HELP YOU FIND OUT WHAT I HAVE IN STORE UNLESS 2 OR MORE FROM PARTY ROLL A CRIT
>>29904432>damn lawful neutrality*I try to talk to him*
>>29904529if you want, he might piss himself(and you)though>>29904513you open the map and recognise the area:its the human logging sites as well as what appears to be trap locations there is also an X a bit farther that makes no since>>29904555you try and wake him but he only mumbles in dwarf and burps(perhaps if you scared the shit out of him or physically harm him he would respond)
Rolled 4>>29904512*I carry him inside, passing off the map to(who wants it) and claim a booth with op*
Rolled 1>>29904629MY TIME TO SHINE!Intimade the puny dwarf into telling us what the shapes on the paper mean!
>>29904642"I'll take it!">>29904629forget about it
>>29904662he laughs at your face and tries to give you a kissif you are homophobic then roll a d5 to dodge if not then you are clear>>29904642'hey, this place seem shifty to you, or is it just my elven nature?', 'whoa, whoa what the hell is that, is it contagious?!'>>29904681you take the map and find nothing else other than>>29904629
Rolled 3ROLL TO PUNCH HIM IN THE STUPID FACE
>>29904757"Hey guys! Why don't we get to this logging place warn them of the traps and go from there?
>>29904757Grab him by the collar and ask if he knows anything about the captive human.
Rolled 2>>29904757>>29904757A little friend, but it may be you unhuman ones...*I talk to the barkeep asking about the dwarfand why its so empty*
>>29904784you swipe just as he moves in for the kissyour attack connectsbut you hit a bit hard and he hits the table pretty hard leaving him KOed'oh great an Orc hitting a dwarf in an inn, this should be good' steve says a little amused at the scene, only noticing no-one gives a shit 'oh right, racist humans' -n for stealing on dwarf>>29904784'hmm they may be from the humans, left for bears and such, but it beats and empty bar fight'>>29904908too latealso you guys say where we go and what we do i just write what happens
>>29904993Dawww, I wanted to punch someone :(Ask the barkeep if we can buy ourselves a cart.
>>29904923'hallo, wat do you want' the inkeeper says and spits somwere next to himfrom now on ill let you each have a turn so that>>29904923 and >>29904993doesn't happen
>>29904993my vote is still >>29904825
>>29905039..A cart barkeep, and goods enough to get us to the next inn, I believe our employer will be sending payment so tab his bill sir.
>>29905168We still have that mining company seal too,
>>29905168>>29905053anyone else something to add?'I would suggest we check that tall man over there, he is the definition of suspicion.'>>29905168>>29905262>>29905053writing up,unless Grogmar has something to do this turnsorry for slow posts
>>29905319"the tal.manforgot about him... thanks for reminder
'he will eh, wel 'til he gets 'ere you won' get a cart or goods,he has a little contempt in his expression and eyes Steve and Vykin when he thinks they aren't looking, you show him your seal, 'Oh , uhh, you have the Mining lord sent you did he, s-sorry sirs, i-i don't get a lot of their kind, n-not that your kind is t-trouble, but well i thought you were employing me for a fool, y-you know, of course not, I'm just rambling make your selves at home, while i fix the cart and a donkey best donkeys this side of the forrest, drinks on the house' he starts sweating and is clearly scared of the document (probably due to the inn belonging to the Mining Lord)
>>29905489playing* playing me for a fool
>>29905489"Thank you friend, thank you for your cooperation."
>>29905489"judge em by their salt sir."*grav free drinks*try to chat up baldy with booze guys?
>>29905489'hahaha, that was glorious, Ormazd once we Finnish this quest i beg you, give me the scroll ill milk it for all that i can get
>>29905658you mean the man in the hood he isn't baldy
>>29905658Aye, just if you put in a word to your elf kin about me.(liking this shit op keep it up)
>>29905777Oh shit, the suspicious one..
>>29905796>>29905602>>29905387>>29905777Grogmar you dead mon?so, as the innkeeper rushes out to fix the cart, goods and donkey(who really is the best this side of the forest), >>29905631 sit opposite the man in the hood and greet him, he eyes you shortly before looking away and telling you 'that seat is taken.' in a rather rude but nervous tone, from what you can hear from his voice he sounds human.>>29905796(thanks will try to resolve next area before going to bed need to be up in about 6 hours)
>>29905937*i start mumbling something to myself and seem to be arguing, with my self,*
>>29905937I go and sit down with the hooded man.
>>29905937>full on mercenary veteran mode"aye sir, I'm taking it right now"(casually intimidating)*hand ale*"a drink for a tale sir? How goes it in these lands"
>>29905937I ask the barkeep about any shamans in the area, see if i can learn magics
>>29906089Got a good Idea?Im running dry
writing upaslo maneged to make the dwarfs map
>>29906169Not really, I'm just itching for a fight.I'll probably threaten him
>>29906212Shit, aight lemmr chat him up before we get to punching(i can always do that steam choke) he may crack from my charm first
>>29905980>>29906089>>29906101>>29906143>>29906169>>29906212so, >>29906101 you casually intimidate the man while >>29906089 sits next to him, making it look like you are ganging up on him,'p-please i don't want any trouble I'm just waiting for a friend, honest' he quivers dropping and mask of courage he hadmeanwhile>>29906143 go around back to as the innkeeper about any shamans when you hear him muttering'blasted knife-ears and mangy mutts, got no reason traveling 'ere on this side of the forest' he seems to be a racist(surprise surprise), so you come out and ask him about the shamans'o-oh, sorry sir didn't see you there, what shamans, no we don't got no bleedin' sha-' he notices your garments ' that is to say that sort of magic aint practised round these parts maybe try the forest'
>>29906460"Oh really? And what is the name of this friend?"
>>29906460'leave him alone lads it appears you will get your chance to fight after all'* i point at the window toward a band of men with axes and some guards coming towards the inn*' and here i thought it would be an easy job-' *sigh* 'ivan if you brought them here ill throw you in horse manure
>>29906460"could you mark the area on this map sir?"
>>29906460"And I mean to give you a drink sir, now*sip on own ale* I bet you heard about the reward, and know why whe're here and I bet you could inform us of a few things(pulling off hardass throttle"
>>29906532"Oh shit"I step out of the inn and try to reason with the men"Hey, I don't want no trouble."
>>29906532Ohsh-Step outside and say "EAV'LINS SIRS, WHY GOES THE ARMINGS?"
>>29906525>>29906609quickly update' okey you caught me, i dindnt mean to leave you hanging its just that the necromancer and shaman were too much, i didn't think their kind would show up' he blurts out before trying to back away from you. But the bad thing about sitting in a corner is that you can't runaway from the big angry fighter classes. ' i only wanted to get haymitch i wouldn't have run on you i swear'we fuck me sideways its original OP.>>29906609'dojo where they are sir, they keep to them selves most'>>29906639'eh, well don't cause no trouble' says one guard annoyed, ' in fact we were chasing trouble. An abomination it was, demon' says a man with the axeopon closer inspection you discover2 armed lvl3 guards:1sword, 1 shield.5 armed lvl1 woodcutters:4 axes and 1 saw.
>>29906744don't* know* where they are sir ->fixed
>>29906744"Okay, good to hear, where did this demon go?"
'god damn it ivan' i shout from behind the bar, not very loudly for anyone outside to hear but the Original OP, innkeeper and Vykin did but still
>>29906744"We should see about the demon, impure thing is a blight upon the dirt that birthed us."
>>29906744*throw old op(total faggots like all his kind) to the drunk horny dwarf for rapage*To the elvish forest for tthe human who likes fire right?
>>29906819>elf necromancer whispering to himself>ivan>demonhmmmm
Rolled 84>>29906819Hey mind if I join?
>>29906819"What is troubling you friend? You have me worried with an outburst of that manor."
>>29906870>>29906863>>29906800so(yea this is going to become a thing)it appears that my shout roused the dwarf from sleep and the original OP shuk of his stupor. Within seconds the dwarf starts punning on OP(thinks he was the one to KO him)...'baaaar fiiight' says a >>29906936 yup flaming talking skull'deeemon' shrikes a woodcutter with and axe and the lynch mob precedes to attack the deamon.'masster saave me' pleads Ivan and hides behind Steve'HERETIC'(thought you might like this one /tg/) said the third woodcutter from the right and threw his axe at me,rolling d20 for dmg and d10 for def>>29906993state your name race class and aligment
Rolled 1 + 1>>29907081right
umm does "dice+1d10+1d20" work
Rolled 11>>29907081Gutrug goblin claims to be a paladin,lawful "good"
>>29907081>lawful neutral>lawful>law>heretic>pyromancer >HERETICshit son, shit...
Rolled 4>>29907081Charge the guards!RollinIt is a 1d6 right?
>>29907081that punning* was suppose to be a punching but i had this idea of the dwarf punching, and kicking the OP while trying to hold on to him so it looks like he is punching and humping him at the same time>>29907119nvm rolling attack>>29907168where is the pyro>>29907175d20 if you would
Rolled 3>>29907081that punning* was suppose to be a punching but i had this idea of the dwarf punching, and kicking the OP while trying to hold on to him so it looks like he is punching and humping him at the same time>>29907119nvm rolling attack>>29907168where is the pyro>>29907175d20 if you would
Rolled 7>>29907213SorryRollin again
Rolled 6>>29907213rolling def
Rolled 4>>29907152under the circumstances you're hired
>>29907270you are a mage so I'm also gonna need what spellalso if you are using a talent say which
'Ivan get the fuck away from me and start burning guards, you good for nothing piece of calcium
Rolled 14>>29907213Im a mercenary battle.mage who dualwiels a sword and a spell hand geared towqrds novice pyromancy( fire balls amd.shit, mostly cswordsman)d20 roll
Rolled 8>>29907379Draw sword/attack
Rolled 14>>29907310fireball, sorry
>>29907346you turn around to see Ivan opening a bottle of ale,its a good thing you dodged that axe stevejust then >>29907224 you charge the nearest guard and attack only to find his shield ready to take the blow, while >>29907270 you hear the commotion in the inn and run bursting throughou the back door and over the bar throwing [insert spell here] at the nearest wood cutter. >>29907379 you take your sword out of its sheath and its like it has a mind of its own, as it cuts through the woodcutter that threw the axe and cut him near in too, while a goblin >>29907152 by the the name of Gutrug ruins the stunning spectacle by saying >>29906993 i am >>29907152
>>29907504right well you right out kill your target with your roll +2 damage from fire and his -1 for waring woolrolling def on mob
Rolled 10god damn itim so amerced with the story i forget to roll
Rolled 18>>29907526Keep attacking, but use Flurry of Blows.
Rolled 10>>29907590how that a crit def so they all get a 10 def from their roll plus any armour they hadso >>29907224you don't even come close>>29907270you set the man on fire but don't kill him as originally thought>>29907379the wood cutters have 2 armour and the guards 5 so that makes your attack for 2 hp>>29907651next turn after these messagesif you don't like this system just tell me andguard blocks,woodcutter dead from fire ball and other mostly in half
Rolled 3>>29907526*Lightly calling battle commands to himself and an imaginary battlegroup*Keep slashing/throwing fire
Rolled 16>>29907651you continue the attack scoring a whopping 18 out of then the guard takes damage, while other one tries to flank you>>29907733your sparks confuse the woodcutter charging at you long enough to stop his charge but he is also out of reach by a hairs breathmeanwhile the dwarf is bashing OP teeth in oblivious of the fight around him and screaming 'no-one messes with the 54th' over and overrolling for attack on the guard and woodcutter>>29907733 that gets -1 on his attack
Rolled 14>>29907724natures ally and (2) and sick a fire elemental on him
Rolled 3>>29907840Run away, grab the dwarf and toss him towards the guards.
Rolled 9'fuck you shits' i shout and throw bottles at nearest woodcutter>>29907848your elemental scorches the floor of the inn and charges the woodcutter attacking>>29907733rolling for chance to set the inn ablazeand sorry if its confusing ill try better if you want
Rolled 13>>29907840Can I warcry to take some agro then roll to immolate the air around me when they close in the same turn?
Rolled 19>>29907939yea why not but it will also mean a chance to set the in ablazeanyone else have something to add if not I'm writing the next turn
Rolled 19>>29907957>trying to tank for these bastards>on "superofficial biznusssss">they can sanction burnin an inn down right????
>>29908055>dat 19Awh hell
Rolled 6alright this is a turn for the mob defence>>29907881you run towards the dwarf but he sees you and thinking you are an ally rushes the guards, while OP cries like a bitch>>29907848my bottles miss the woodcutter and crash in the wall of the inn while>>29907848leaves burning wood as it advances on the woodcutter and pimp slaps the fucker so hard your elemental burns the skin off>>29907939as the last of the wood cutters close in you set your self on fire and the burst sets the woodcutters clothes and the ale soaked wall ablaze.upon seeing this the woodcutter take off their shirts and run away screaming'pussies' yells Ivan as the in caughts fire via >>29907957 >>29908055no that was Steve, Vykin's elemental and you
Rolled 17>>29908150burning inn and nowhere to and a screaming OP and innkeeper the dwarf comes through'hurry this way' and leads over the bar and out the back
Rolled 2>>29908150Charge the guards with him!
>>29908150BY FIRE BE PURGED!
Rolled 13>>29908182Summon my animal companion (snake) and follow them!
Rolled 13>>29908206okey so he doesn't pimp slap the woodcutter but between your elemental my throwing of ale bottles and >>29907939 his self immolation the inn is burning like a campfire in the night
Rolled 6>>29908150"shit son, find the cart we gotsta GO!!!"*slash at guards(are they alive?)*
>>29908206>crying heresy near a lawful pyromancerThey kinda asked for it..
>>29908359"Fools cant handle the heat!"
>>29908263>>29908258>>29908200and where is the Goblin>>29908263no they ran away from the burning elemental, burning man you, and burning innso we follow the dwarf outside only to find him bashing the innkeepers head in with is hammer 'oh, good you got out, he was going to warn the army of john, had to put him down, what are you lot doing here' he inquires 'some adventurers eh, well i just might need ta hire ya. See I'm a scout of the 54th division and was sent here to assess the position of the humans within the forest but my map was stolen, probably by that royal arse licker.' he says ' did he die in the inn' and just then OP stumbles out with Ivan next to him with a bottle of ale in his flaming mouth' that fucking dwarf ill kill him , ill ki-'stares at the dwarf, and starts running but bumps in >>29908206(whats that things name anyway)and is caught by the dwarf'where is the map you piece of shite, where!' yells the dwarf and shakes OP'catch' says Ivan and tosses >>29908383 the ale'its the only good one'what do
>>29908484I go with my snake in search of the goblin!"Let's subdue that dwarf now that he ready to talk!"
>>29908484'by all the gods Ivan i really needed you there i yell'i know, you were throwing those ales like pebbles in a pond, shame that''fucking skull, i knew i would regret bringing you along. i mean sure i would have liked to study those Eldar runes on your scalp, but then i was suspicious of the man that offered something like that''yea, he never could appreciate beauty' Ivan interrupts abruptly'but then i had to ask him for a demonstration and boom you runaway and i was stuck paying for your sorry ass'
>>29908484>54th>crazy mudfuckerswe need to get hapworth...and leave.....jump in the cart ask dorf about hapwirth
>>29908581Steve do you have a twitter or some sort of way I can follow this thread should it go further cause I'm leaving soon and would still love to play
anyone else care to make a commentor should i start writing upalso how do i archive and find the thread laterim planing on cutting it short after we deal with the dwarf and OP
Rolled 2>>29908573I follow him
>>29908611yea its @psych2416256and i would really like to continue this is the most my mind has worked since that short story i wrote and i like the excitement of not knowing what shit is going to suggest what in the brain council
>>29908625*patting out fire on tattered shirt*I need a new shirt(end situational commentary)
>>29908675ya you did really well, Im gonna go now but tweet if you start another one up!just put me on auto pilot until u wrap it up Jong, my snake and I are looking for that goblin. just go off that I guessbye everyone!
i need to go as welltell me how to archive thread
>>29908734Wish I knew, you in eastern US time or wheen do you plan to cook up another thread(incase my twitter does shit
Rolled 4>>29908787I'll archive it, dont worry
Rolled 18>>29908827Done and done! Make sure to go to suptg and upvote it!
>>29908824i am in Eastern Europe GMT+1so thats about 6-8 hours behind you ill make a thread around 9 local, 3 Eastern USis that ok
Rolled 19>>29908930That's okay for meHave a good night!
>>29908930you guys gonna follow me or whatif sochaaaaaargggeeeee
>>29909011>>29908930Yeah and I followed I should be sollecks or someshitThe mercenary pyroswordsman who sets himself on fire and chops bitches in half?Gg
>>29909116>>29908708 is G i take itok byeeeee