I think we can all agree that Darth Maleficent would have made a better ruler of the Empire than Sidious
Can she still turn into a dragon?
Oh God, this is going to be canon now.
>>29893452Sith dragon would be awesome.
>>29893430I found my new waifu.
>>29893462Maleficent would be dragged down by being put in Star Wars canon. She already appears in a popular television show, has numerous cartoon appearances, AND is getting a major motion picture.Star Wars is beneath her.
>>29893486Exactly. She makes Star Wars better just by being in it.
>>29893486Grimhilde, on the other hand...The loss of the dragon thing is a pain, but the hunched old woman thing means she works as both Palpatine AND a callback to Kreia. And she can still be hot as fuck when they need eye candy.
>>29894946infact, she's basically already Assajj Ventress anyway.
>>29893430what the fuck is she doing with her lightsabers?
>>29893452>Sith lord with Krayt Dragon form
Basically any Darth would make a better Emperor than Sidious.>>29895246Yes fucking please.
>>29895296I don't know... Vitiate used the Empire purely as a means of trying to kill everyone in the galaxy, for instance.
Weren't dragons in the EU......Oh...
>>29895296Hell no. They give the title of Darth to any fucking schmuck. Even one-note losers like Maul and Bandon are allowed to call themselves Dark Lord of the Sith, it's ridiculous.
>>29893486Don't forget her vidya appearances
>>29895314What the fuck is that thing? The bastard child of a dog and a dragonfly?
>>29894946Lady Tremaine would work better.
>>29895772Maul was one of the most accomplished saber fighters in the galaxy, he killed multiple high ranking jedi and had determination and force resistance, was trained for decades
>>29895818http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/DuinuogwuinLiteral special snowflakes.
>>29895870Tremaine would be a harsh Jedi trainer.
>>29896548He was a throwaway character.They tried to make him cool after he was made a complete fool of.
>>29896915"The cooking, the mending, the sewing, the dishes, the exhaust ports, the reflector dishes, oh and of course the ysalimiri will need a bath.""What does any of this teach me about being a Jedi?""Nothing. I need my ship and my pet cleaned."
>>29894946Kreia was, thankfully, essentially retconned out of existence.
>>29893430>Darth Maleficent Is calling her Maleficent not enough? Saying Darth Maleficent just seems to much
>>29896548regardless of what was said after the fact, Maul was shown to kill exactly one Jedi, who gave zero fucks about anything and then decided to become a Force ghost, before being bisected by a Padawan
>>29897057To be fair, Maul WAS a really cool Sith character who was brutally underused.
>>29896993Turns out she was honing your force-sensitive skills the whole time and her methods were just in the tune of Mr. Miyagi.You do, however, wish she'd stop encouraging you to go out with her boorish, homely daughters.
>>29897007The sooner we get away from this "Darth Evilguy" paradigm, the better.Darth should be a title akin to royalty. It should not be handed out to any idiot with a red lightsaber and black clothes.
>>29897086The daughters, interestingly enough, turn out to be highly-advanced droids, whose purpose was to test your resolve and humility.
>>29893430Here's a recording of me laughing the way I always do. No acting or affectation there, it's my natural laugh, but I've been told by people it reminds them of Maleficent. Others just tell me my laugh is annoying or too loud.http://vocaroo.com/i/s17H8mcCiSh1
>>29897086> Mr. Miyagi JediWhy is this not a thing.
>>29897117>>29897086At the end of your training, she wishes you well and sees you off in an oddly-shaped repulsorcraft, her "daughters" waving animatedly. Her last gift to you was a finely carved lightsaber handle fashioned from your old broom, the one you used nearly every day to sweep some impossible-to-reach location.
>>29895870Lady Tremaine is clearly Tarkin.
>>29897182"Call me the Janitor. Because I'm gonna clean up this galaxy."
>>29897132You were wearing a pointy hat and standing in front of an alter while that was recorded, weren't you?DON'T LIE. I'M ON TO YOU!
>>29897073agreed, Darth Tyrannus was dull as fuck by comparison
>>29897294CINDERELLA as a Jedi Training StoryI fucking love this board.>>29895870>>29896915>>29896993>>29897086>>29897117>>29897182>>29897225
>>29897336Seriously though, that's a magnificent laugh you got there.
>>29897336Hell, we should do all the Disney movies in Star Wars.
>>29897294Nothing gets past you anon. Or should I say frog?
>>29897409oh god. Darth Jaffar.He doesn't even have to change.
>>29897409>Little Mermaid>Mon Calamari princess wishes to become a jedi, but her father forbids it.>She happens upon a Sith witch who offers her power...
>>29893430I'm not going to argue with you about that, but I think we can all agree that the best Emperors weren't Sith at all.Pic very related
>>29897466...but it turns out to be a trap?
>>29897434my first thought
>>29897434Fuck, this I would love to see, all kinda of sith powers, lightning and shit
Very relevant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q10H_omtwIo
>>29897521Sorcerer Jafar and Maleficent as sith would go hand in hand
>>29897532>Tony Jay will never voice a Sith Lord
>>29897532so right, yet it will never happen
>>29897434Now that I think about it jafar would fit palpatines role really wellUndercover advisor for the galatic senateTrains Ursula, Hades is his old apprenticeDark Lord of the SithHades has Pain and Panic as his acolytes
>>29897612Actually, after finding this, I'm think it might be more interesting if Jafar was like Tyrannus, some kind of rogue Jedi
>>29897612Would the Rule of Three be still be in effect at that point? It would make more sense if so,
>>29897633Magara would be the rogue jedi, under the tutelage of hades, but redeems herself when her passion for Hercules takes holdI imagine Maleficent and Jafar would be the dark lords and vie secretly for power against eachother
>>29897612Most of the big Disney villains are plotters and schemers. It would be funny to have them all be of similar power and see what happens.
Know who makes a better Emperor?A fucking council of moffs with a figurehead emperor.The Imperial Navy made the Empire, keeps the Empire, protects the Empire. Not some phony dark side follower with out dated religious beliefs.Now sign the fuck up with the Empire. Be a man.
>>29897652Megara* Also shit like cinderellas stepmum, cruella deville and the others would just be low ranking sithOogie Boogie could be a hermit sith who left maleficents training>>29897640I guess! haha
>>29897652Ursula would be some sort of wild card (and, obviously, a Hutt).The Witch from Snow White would serve as sort of a mentor character to Jafar or Maleficent, playing them off each other.And then you've got that Hun guy from Mulan, who would fulfill the conquering warlord role for the Sith.
>>29897680I mean shit, look at him.He's practically Sith already.
I want to see Shan Yu or Chernabog in the Star Wars setting
>>29897680I imagine the queen from snow white would be under Maleficent, with her and jafar being the 2 biggest casters in the Disney-verseAnd fuck yeah Shan-Yu would be a vader styled tank/beast
Is there a spot for best Disney villain?
>>29897702I can see him being at the forefront of all assaults, leading armys and wielding his saber like a giant madman
>>29897680>>29897702Shan Yu would just be your not-too-complex hack and slash conqueror lord of the sith. The perfect "dies like a bitch" badguy who introduces the power and malice of the sith hierarchy but lacks all subtlety, making way for the real heavy hitters.
>>29897724Under Jafar, maybe not the best fighter but probably a huge schemer, planning to take the top spotI imagine a more cunning and competent darth tyrannus
Rolled 76, 20 = 96>>29897724he would be someone that just wants to see the galaxy burn
Y'all haven't even posted this guy.
>>29897756Probably a high ranking Moff or something similar, lot of influence
>>29897724of course. Star Wars got cat-mans.http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Feline_sentient_species
>>29897744Scar would be some Bothan cunt.Fits perfectly; the Bothans are all about information and spying.
>>29897756Yes, we have. >>29897532Would he be some kind of Imperial bureaucratic immigration officer who intercepts all smuggling operations and... "deals with them" personally out of sadistic pleasure?
>>29897744Aladdin a padawn? Who finds the force ghost of genie who helps train him in the ways of the force, genie is later bound to jafar (old republic style) to increase his power
>>29897728>>29897702>>29897680>Know all of the Republic knows you're here>Perfect!
Han Solo coming through.
>>29897821This gets me wet
>>29897817Ooh fuck yes. "Magic lamp" is a holocron.
>>29897824>not boba fett
>>29897824>losing your love-interest to a wookieSounds very much not like Han, but the connection is definitely there.
>>29897824Han Solo is Aladdin.Gaston is fucking Gaston.
>>29897824No one flies like Gaston.
>>29897850dunno. might be worth it just for lefoubacca
>>29897847This.Gaston is some Imperial Assassin or Spy or some shit.
>>29897850alladin is luke skywalkercommener with big dreams
>>29897824Gaston is the more talkative asshole boba
>>29897878That describes every Level 1 character in existence.
Yoda, Trained all the great heroes
>>29897878>Agrabah as Mos EisleyYou may go about your business. Move along
>>29897883an army of Gastons
>>29897057that "padawan" was obi-"I have the high ground"-wan motherfucking kenobi.
>>29897924so... everybody fights like Gaston?
>>29897496the Empire was at it's coolest when it actually had a good point
/tg/ just reminded me of that vaguely homoerotic Maleficent movie coming out soon.
>>29897938that explains the stormtroopers
>>29897899>And den dere was Luke Skywalker.>He could jab, he could take a hit, he could keep on comin'!>But that vaSHOIDEN hand a his! He takes one slice to the wrist and poof, he's history.I'm dying.
>>29897931the "high-ground" did jack shit for Darth Maul
>>29897132Your boyfriend is a lucky guy.
>>29897844It's an awesome scene. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PINxYSI7R1Q& the soundtrack even sounds like it could be in Star Wars.
>>29897938>The clones are all Gastonshit
>>29897731so Darth Maul? Cool but ultimately a jobber
>>29897938NO ONE FIGHTS LIKE GASTON
>>29897981YES! YES!! YES!!!
Facilier isn't a sith, but he found a vast collection of sith holocrons after discovering an ancient tomb on Korriban.The holocrons included one of Darth Nihilus.In exchange for incredible power, he would need to create cataclysmic wounds in the Force so that the galaxy would fall to darkness...He'd better hurry up, though.
>>29897981>An army of clones of a guy so egotistic, it's probably a genetic traitNothing would ever get done.
>>29897953Obi-Wan always has the high ground. Even when he's beneath you.
>All of Disney in the star wars settingit's like Kingdom Hearts Star Wars edition and I love it!
>>29898022So nothing changes, then.
>>29898026He's nothing like Darth Nihilus.
>>29897953its a moral high groundor a plot high ground i forget which
>>29897953That's because Darth Maul didn't realize what he was going to do and had his guard down. When Anakin tried the same trick on Obi-Wan, he knew it was coming because A: It was his trick to begin with, and B: Anakin wouldn't stop grandstanding.>YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!>...Don't try it.
>>29898036he has an insatiable hunger
The Phantom would be a pretty chill Bounty hunter.Lawful/neutral good, sure, but still pretty ballin
>>29898059But that's retarded.Why would anyone who is supposedly "highly trained" and familiar with the powers of the Force not anticipate someone else using an ability they themselves have been shown to use not moments before?It'd be like me being surprised that someone shoots me after I've already shot at them. It requires a complete and total ignorance of the capabilities of person and weapon to not anticipate someone using the same tactics I'm using against me.
>>29898096Lucas is a bad writer.
Donald Duck: Sith Lord or Droid general (like Grievous)
>>29898096I feel like there was miscommunication here. The trick wasn't Darth Maul, it was *Obi-Wan's*. That's why it caught Maul off guard, and it's why Obi-Wan knew what Anakin was going to try some fifteen years later. Darth Maul never tried anything like that.
>>29897850Gaston is just fucking Gaston.See, in all the world of this "Disney" Wars, Gaston stays himself. He doesn't need shit. His weapon will punch a hole through enemies no problem. Jedi can't stop all that buck shot either.Gun don't work? No one punches like Gaston. He will knock a BD-2's head off in a punch.He owns and operates a Hunting Lodge/Cantina-Ship that frequents Dathomir. Why? Because he hunts rancors for sport.Ewoks went extinct when his hunting warband came by. The Empire gave them hunting license for fauna of Endor. Fur trade went out the roof though, Gorax skins were a new commodity before they went extinct. With no interest left in Endor, the Empire moved in for mineral rights & a hospital construction facility.Their entire Lodge Ship is one giant hunting lodge in space really. Decorated from end to end with trophies. Trandoshans, Humans, Sentient Droids, and other hunters are all a part of his following.No, Gaston doesn't need to be anybody. Gaston is just fucking Gaston.
>>29898114>Sith Lord or Droid general>Not Lando Calrissian, who betrays his old buddies Mickey Solo and Goofbacca, then helps Princess Minnie and Plu-2-D2 escape Cloud City.
>>29898114Donald is an astromech droid and Goofy is a malfunctioning protocol droid.
I love you /tg/
>>29898139>Ewoks went extinct when his hunting warband came by.No, that was this guy.
>>29898139>Gaston and Clayton combined into the greatest white hunter that ever lived
>>29898166One of Gaston's men.
>>29898147Nonono, GOOFY is the astromech droid, think of the sounds he makes.
>>29898139>not realising that's why they based the clone army off him, and that's why everyone now fights like gaston.Meaning, of course, that both Jango and Boba Fett are now also Gaston.
>>29898144>Not Lando Calrissian, who betrays his old buddies Mickey Solo and Goofbacca, then helps Princess Minnie and Plu-2-D2 escape Cloud City.I like it
>>29898144>donald duck spearheads the attack on the second death star
>>29898183>vaginas sound like goofymysides
>>29898166Clayton could be Boba/jango fett.thinking about it>great shot>ruthless>dies because he fucks up
>Uh-oh>Don't tell me. We're about to go go into a huge asteroid belt.>Yep.>Tie fighters everywhere?>Most likely.>Bring it on.
>>29898096Arrogance is a consistent flaw in every sith. It loses Maul his life when he thinks he has Obi-wan on the ropes, it loses Anakin his legs and good arm when he thinks Kenobi's going to let him get away with grandstanding like Steve Austin, It loses Dooku his life when he overestimates how valuable he is to Sidious, and it gets Sidious killed when he thinks he programmed Anakin so good he'll be able to torture his son in front of him, next to a bottomless pit that appears to lead to a reactor of some sort, and not have any negative repercussions.It's not "bad writing", it's one of the few examples of good writing in star wars. I bet it was lucas' wife's idea.
>>29898022But imagine the hundreds of gastons slaughtering the jedi heroes
>>29898210This..Clayton is a Fett. Gaston is just Gaston, the greatest wild life hunter in the galaxy. Calyton-Fett hunts people for money and sport. Gatson does it for the sport alone.Clayton regularly works with Gaston and frequents his ship.
Hondo right fucking here.Best space pirate in the galaxy.
>>29898229in no way is this as amusing as the idea of a clone army made up entirely of Gaston
>>29898215good onebehold the with lord the galaxy deserves
>>29898216That and being blinded by your rage are the two big dangers of the sith path. As long as your emotions are your chain instead of just a big fuel-tank for you to feed from, you are at the mercy of anyone that yanks that chain. And if you do attain a modicum of power, forgetting that there's always someone clawing their way up to exactly where you are will eventually let them take you down.
>>29898166I always thought Clayton was cool.I remember rooting for him as a kid when I watched the movie.
Who'd this guy be?
Warlord of the Sith Shan Yu spearheads an attack with his army of Gaston Clones under orders of a force ghost genie empowered Jafar who has become chief advisor to the Jedi Councilglorious
>>29898255Would that even work? They'd be to busy admiring each other's manly attirbutes.
>>29898255with a marching song ashttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuJTqmpBnI0
>>29898215B-but... Han Solo is the one with Kuzco's personality. But Chewbacca is the non-human bestial creature. Which one is supposed to be Kuzco?!ANON YOU'RE CONFUSING ME.
>>29898271Phil suspects something is wrong with the advisor
>>29898281Well, the clone army didn't work that well either.And they wouldn't be mirin each other, they'd try to prove they're the best Gaston.
>>29898291>they'd try to prove they're the gastonestFTFY
Thank you for this thread
>>29898305Gastonlinest.Still doesn't prevent Gaston having a hunting ship though.
C3PO and R2D2
>>29898114Sith Lord Donald (Darth Paperinik?) would be awesome.I just picture whoever is teaching him trying to get him to give in to his rage and hatred and letting the dark side flow through him and when he finally does he just force-squishes his master's head in with a glance.
>>29898291Greatest march-to-war songs of all time.>Droid army lined up, waiting for battle.>Distant shapes come over the horizon, silhouetted against the rising sun.>Soon, the din of a hundred thousand voices singing in unison reaches their ears.>nnnnnnoooooOOOOOO OOOOOOOOONE >DRILLS LIKE GASTON>GETS HIS THRILLS LIKE GASTON>CRUSHES DROID PARTS LIKE GRINDSTONES IN MILLS LIKE GASTON
>>29898330This is terrifying to contemplate.
The most important question is, who is Scrooge McDuck?
>>29898348depends. we're talking old rich Mcduck or young, badass Mcduck?
>>29898330Donald Duck has already let the dark side flow through him in several cases. He's an autodidact sith.
>>29898348Broke after all his Imperial credits became worthless.
>>29898358Aladdin could work better as a skywalker figure, with agrabah (as someone pointed out earlier) as mos eisly.He finds Timon and Pumbaa droids
>>29897434Nickelodeon's way ahead of you
>>29898396It's been a loooong time since I saw a villain as good as Amon in a cartoon.
>>29898216>Arrogance is a consistent flawHe wasn't being arrogant, he was being stupid.Being arrogant means underestimating your foe. Then you're surprised by when the foe exceeds your expectations. See: Palpatine.Being stupid is when you know full when this guy you're teasing can jump 40+ feet without even trying and standing over him like an idiot waiting for him to do , well, exactly what he did.See: Maul.
>>29898380>Dark Lord of the Sith Jafar wants to loot Jedi ruins but they're protected>Sends Aladdin>Aladdin finds Jedi holocron>BAKLAVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29898412The degree to which Maul is fucked over is, frankly, considerable.Given that Obi-wan has to get right over mauls head, behind his back, force-pull Qui-Gonn's lightsaber to him and THEN cut Maul in two.Given the physical feats which we have already seen Maul pull off, what Obi-wan does goes beyond "arrogance" and into DM fiat.
Guys. Guys, it's so obvious.Han Solo.
>>29898415>timon and pumba>not apu and carpet
>>29897194>B-but you said I could go to the ball!>You're far too trusting.
Ducks are equivalent to Hutts. Not even Maleficent would fuck with Scrooge McHutt. Donald is the rogue element who joined the Rebels to command a ship. Instead, he got a bucket and sponge to clean astromech droids with as well as PTSD. His nephews and niece are force sensitive, and their shenanigans rekindle Scrooge's lust for adventure. Eventually he finds a cache of holocrons his ancestors agreed to keep, and entrusts them to a surviving jedi.
>>29898446i thought that as well
>>29898450Apu blates Chewbacca
>>29898424I think he would be a fallen jedi master of some sort.Think about ii>young - honorable, honest, slightly greedy (but still within reasons, helpful>old - Greedy, bitter, and always trying to get more moneyeither that, or he's an instructor for the younglings
>>29897663If Star Wars were released today, Admiral Motti would have dozens of gifs of himself being choked for being euphoric
Chernabog is Nihilus. Whole lotta buildup, does nothing. Ewoks are the hippos and crocodiles. Or the mushrooms. Horned King is Maul. Both are awesome theoretically, but die like bitches to kids and are from disappointing movies.
>>29898510Horned king as maulThis is perfect
>>29897702>What's the best Disney Villain song?>Shan Yu's. It's the dead silence that ends "A Girl Worth Fighting For" when they enter the burned-down village
>>29898508I wonder if he was bullied for having a really stupid fucking name.
>>29897612>Hades as old apprenticeYou mean master.
>>29898529Be prepared is pretty damn goodAnd I do like Jafars version of prince ali just because hes a maniac during the song, and that end when he is cackling and looming over jasmine and her father
>>29898508According to the novel Death Star Motti wanted to become Emperor.
How is Prince Naveen (of Maldonia) or Flynn Rider not Han Solo? More importantly, Gothel would fulfill the role of Sidious as a baby snatcher who brainwashed a child through adulthood.
>>29898549Yes! But I just don't see him as such a scheming power player like Jafar and Maleficent, maybe he is on the rise and since he has both pain and panic as acolytes and wants to release the sealed sith ghosts? (titans)
>Oh, my dear Captain Solo. You've gone and upset me.>You know what happens when people upset me.
>>29898529http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR2Qqh-yHEUNot much of a song (he's just parodying Prince Ali), but "Now where were we? Ah, yes - abject humiliation" is one of my favorite Disney lines.
>>29898539Jafar has loads and they're all great.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR2Qqh-yHEUhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7YbpeIvQSwhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10S428LRcUY
>>29898594>that little spittle when he says "sorceror"It's the little things
>>29898561>>29898510...Read the thread?>>29898446>>29898051
>>29898594>1:26I can never tell if he's saying "So long" or "Salaam". Either one would be correct.
Hunchback for Anakin who ends up a twisted dark monster for being shunned and joins the dark side
>>29898616Jonathan Freeman absolutely nails Jafar.Easily one of my fave villains.
>>29898654Maybe they ment it like that?To slur just that much.
>HA>What are the odds that exhaust port lead right to the main reactor?
>>29898572Oh no, Hades is a schemer. Jafar schemed for power for decades, while Hades had schemed for millenia. He makes for a much more entertaining Palpatine. Only... he shoots fire instead.
>>29898376>implying he put any stake in credits
>>29898706God damnit captcha
>>29898713His scheme was "wait until titans can be released then released them"
>>29898654>>29898698They might have meant it to be ambiguous, but the official script says "So long".
I remember enjoying the cut song "Snuff out the Light" would have been Yzma's song
>>29898412That would make him consistent with his master, Palpatine, then.You corrupt a guy to the dark side through his familial love, and then conveniently forget this so that you can torture his family in front of him. I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree when it comes to sith.Besides, re-watch the fight. Maul is clearly grandstanding and toying with Obi-wan throughout the fight. He SHOULD have gotten serious when obi-wan chopped his saber, and he does in fact start to fight a little more seriously, but it's pretty clear throughout the entire fight that he doesn't see Obi-wan as a credible threat.Also, Obi-wan's ally is the force, and a powerful ally it is. He only begins to use his full potential right when he pulls off that bullshit jump, as evidenced by the jedi leitmotif playing as he gets ready to do it.
>>29898757Right. He found the BEST way to solve his problem: Zeus and proceeded accordingly. As soon as baby Hercules popped up he worked to kill by using the potion of mortality. His minions fucked it up.
>>29897817THE GREAT ALI, SITH LORD ALI, ALI ABABWA!Strong as ten clones tropers definitely!He faced the armies of droids!A hundred jedis with light swords!Who destroyed the AT-ATs at Hoth?Why- Darth Ali!
>>29898790You can sort of understand Maul fucking around. He enjoys saber combat but doesn't get to do it all that often.
>>29898723Kronk is now an Imperial Guard.
>>29898757Him dicking around with Herc's immortality and powers was vaguely scheeming. Not very subtle or clever, but it did work.
The last Disney animated film I watched was The Lion King which came out when I was twelve.Which ones are worth watching as an adult?
>>29898883Aladdin, Hercules, Mulan, Beauty and the Beast, Lion King, haven't seen princess and the frog so cant comment
This makes me wish Disney Wars was a thing.
>>29898883Frozen is pretty good. The grills aren't fucking retards (for the most part)
>I just wanted to be a smuggler.
Jiminy Cricket as Yoda.
>>29898904Don't watch princess and the frog. It's terribad. The villain is a bad Jaffar. You could even say he's his... apprentice... >>29898919YES
>>29898905Someone should write itThen make a film >:|
>>29898874I think the thing is, Hades IS a Sith Lord. He's like that fucker Marka Ragnos, who has power and just sits on it flaunting it.>>29898847This. Aladdin wants to fuck Sith Princess Jasmine and Jafar is skulking around in the shadows as a ex-Jedi Master seeking a lost, forbidden Holocon.Because lets face it, Jasmine is a Sith bitch.
>>29898938>write itIt would make a better comic than just a written story.
>>29898929WE already got the guy from hercules as Yoda.I could totally see Cricket as Qui Gon-Jin though.
>>29898874I've always thought that Hades took a 'used car-salesman' approach to his dealing. He know's you know it's a bad deal, but he sweetens it up just enough when your in a corner that it looks great. Then he puts pressure on you and BAM! You're soul is MINE!
>>29898945>Because lets face it, Jasmine is a Sith bitch.I agree with this.
>>29898059That one scene was so stupid, it pissed me off more than any other from the entire prequel trilogy.That fight scene stretched on forever, running over all kinds of retarded environments. >Fighting while running along narrow beam above lava>Fighting while climbing vertical wall>Fighting while swinging through the air on chains like fucking Tarzan>Fighting while shurfing droid-things down river of lavaAfter all that, an 8ft height difference suddenly becomes the deciding factor? Bull shit.
>>29898967Kind of have to agree with this. Just a written story would pretty much waste the idea.
>>29898883Most of them are really good so long as you just stay away from sequels. The only notable exception is the Toy Story movies. Those sequels are easily as good as the original.
I think we all know the best villain song.http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O006aohySv
>>29899002It was the second worst fight scene in the prequels.Worst was Obi-Wan versus General Grievous.Third worse was the Darth Maul fight.
>>29898992I see Jafar Maleficent and Hades as the real power playing sith, with Maleficent being slightly stronger, until Jafar bonds genie ghost to him, while hades isn't interested in ruling and direct fighting, he just wants personal power
>>29899020This is pretty much true.
>>29897848But Han Solo did lose to a wookiehttp://youtu.be/7T0vs9gYydo?t=1m21s
Lightning McQueen as the Millennium FalconUrsula as Jabba the Hutt
>>29898999Ariel a Twilek? Who makes a deal with Ursula the (sith witch or hutt) for power?
>>29898912>the girls aren't fucking retardsDid we watch the same movie?"For the first time in forever" consists of a teenager hoping to fight true love at first sight and dancing through empty suits of armor that can't support her, and pictures of dirty old men."Let it go" is an exercise in self-delusion. Elsa is trying to convince herself that the isolation and loneliness that destroyed her life will be just fine if it's self-imposed. She's not actually letting anything go. She's using her powers, sure, but she's still hiding them. She's just hiding them where it's too remote (she thinks) for anyone to see, instead of hiding them in a deserted castle. She's not letting her fear go, otherwise she wouldn't be on a mountaintop.
>>29899033I liked the Maul fight better than the dooku fight.
>>29899077Hutt Sith witch?
What's a great Star Wars book that should be read but no one reads?Because that's Meet the Robinsons.
>>29899095Shit, I forgot about the Dooku fight.Yeah, that one was worse than Maul, especially when Yoda jumps in.
>>29898874It actually was pretty clever. He sent Megara to tempt him and find a weakness, and when they truly fell in love, he used her against him.
What about this guy?
>>29899081>For the most partThen the movie progresses and they both realize they were wrong and grow up.
>>29898258No, he runs the greatest pirate fleet in the galaxy and the han-equivalent owes him a big debt.
>>29899033the Grievous fight suffered due to complexity being too much so they lost the main gimmick 30 seconds in
Ee yaba ma dooki massa. Eeth wong che coh pa na-geen, nah meeto toe bunky dunko. Lo choda!
I think the Phantom Menace was the best of the three shitty prequels, and I'm prepared to passionately argue this point until nothing makes sense anymore.
>>29899075>Owen Wilson as the Millennium FalconI'd rather have Tom Hiddleston doing his Owen Wilson impression.>>29898999She's already got the wardrobe for it
>>29899166>he's being chased by a ticking saarlacdon't ask how
>>29899166>Darth Hook>his hook is a lightsaber
>>29899127The anthropomorphic personification of the Dark Side itself.
>>29898258He is Tyber Zann.
>>29899127IT'S A TRAP!
>>29898919Not sad enough.
>>29899172>Sith Gungan...my god.....
>>29899179You can only argue that TPM is better by virtue of a simpler story. TPM is the hero's journey fraught with tragedy and peril. AOTS was an awful romance, a braindead detective story, and a Jedi rave party. ROTJ was Lucas executing order 66 on the legend of Darth Vader.
>>29899521*AotC and RotS
>>29899521>The "prequels">Attack of the Sith>Revenge of the Jedi...Huh?
>>29899521>You can only argue that TPM is better by virtue of a simpler storyAnd that's a good enough reason, considering how much of a clusterfuck the later two movies were.
>>29899179Phantom Menace did have some really kick-ass Star Wars-y ideas, it just needed a proper story and characters.Take the whole podracing subplot. Chariot racing with jet engines instead of horses, that's fucking awesome. In the hands of a good director that could have been its own movie. But the way it got integrated into the story just for that one race scene made it dull and lame.
Aladdin came out before The Lion King.
>>29899322>>29899436I'm stupid, smack me repeatedly in my dumb face
>>29899565I think we just witnessed a fa/tg/uy from an alternate timeline!
>>29899616I liked it.... but then again I was like 9
>>29899616which is why it was a successful video game
>>29899616Podracing plot arc+podracing-everything elseIt would have been pretty cool if Obi Wan had to ride shotgun and freak the fuck out the entire time.
>>29899741More than one, actually.
>>29899760I can imagine now that Disney has its hands on it, they can make some cartoon series on podracers.Like Droids or Ewoks but...about racing...and good.
>>29899874ehh... by lukes time it fell out of popularity to Swoop Bike Racing
>>29899924Swoop racing? But that was the popular sport fucking four thousand years in the past. That would be like if the entire world's collective sport of soccer/football completely disappeared and was replaced by Greco-Roman wrestling.
>>29899950You're talking about a setting where droid football was popular in Anakin's time
>>29899924What's to stop them from just going back in time a bit for a show?>clone wars
>>29896548...Who was killed a total of 4 times, and never with a shred of dignity.>Killed by Padiwan Obi-wan>Got bitchin' cyborg lower body, nearly killed middle-aged Obi-wan. Shot in the head by an injured farmer with a damaged rifle>Resurrected in a clone body by a cult, nearly killed Darth Vader. Killed by Vader, who stabbed Maul THROUGH HIMSELF.>Brain hooked up to hard-light hologram, fought Luke Skywalker, died like a bitch.
>>29899978If we could make it work, that would be popular in OUR time.
>>29899996I hated the Maul milking so fucking much. Yes he was a pretty cool mook and yes he killed a Jedi master. That doesn't mean he needed to be resurrected 10 times or get 20 comic and novel series.
>>29899996>killed by Vader, who stabbed Maul through himselfWhat, like when Yoshimitsu does his hari-kari move? That sounds pretty cool.
>>29900021you mean drive-in-a-circle-for-hours-and-hours?
>>29899996Failing miserably to EU Luke isn't exactly unique, though.The guy's so stupidly overpowered and stu-ified.>Luke CsonarAccording to Captcha, he now has force echolocation.
>>29893430Thanks...now i know what to build for my next character
>>29899760>Anakin is a disenfranchised teenager working in a shitty mechanic shop>adrenaline junkie, races his homemade pods in the desert for fun>gets himself and his friends into trouble with alien bullies>one day a mysterious stranger shows up in Mos Eisley looking for a mechanic>takes an interest in the boy>while Anakin fixes his ship they get talking about podracing. Stranger agrees to sponsor him in a race>coaches him Mr. Miyagi style, tells him to trusts his instincts>friction between them, but still pretty bromancy>alien gang busts up the stranger's spaceship to get back at Anakin>they enter a big money race against the aliens so they can buy a new ship>Anakin wins>"Good job kid. By the way my name's Obi-Wan. Wanna be a jedi?">Roll creditsThat's how I imagine it.
>>29900065Lets just not talk about EU Skywalker mafia in general, especially since Disney is still deciding how much of the EU is getting the boot.
>>29900050"What could you possible hate enough to draw the strength to kill me?""Myself."
>>29900050That's pretty much it. Vader once again proves his badassery
>>29900185I thought it was cool at the time I read the comic. Now all I can think of is the DmC wubwub music blasting in my head when I remember those lines.
>>29900204>>29900218Well if anyone has a reason for that kind of massive self loathing it's Vader
>>29900234Yeah, Vader has a right to be the edgiest motherfucker in the universe
>>29900234I am so fucking sick of Vader being portrayed as remorseful before RotJ.He doesn't hate himself. Shit, until Luke showed back up he wasn't even sure if his kids were still alive.Vader should be the no-nonsense, all business bad cop he was always meant to be.
>>29900276The man thought he killed his wife and unborn child after having betrayed his best friend and mentor and destroying the republic which he'd sworn to defend. All for nothing.
>>29899996I'm glad they gave him a better stint in the clone wars, Crime lord Maul was pretty cool
>>29900612His brother was a little shit, though.
>this threadThis is awesome, but why so many Sith and Jedi?At this rate, it's better to have a semi-original universe and go full Space!Disney.Also, where do Buzz Lightyear, Lilo & Stitch and Treasure Planet fit in all of this?What about the Marvel Universe?
I can see Treasure Planet's John Silver being a smuggler. Probably becomes a father figure to young padawan jedi hiding from Sith, and teaching them the best way an old salty pirate can.>Oh the Force is all great an' good me lad, but the force doesn't teach ya how to properly patch a wound when there ain't a bacta tank fer miles.>Now don't fuss, if ye be stayin on me ship, ye need to pay yer way somehow. If ye can't even force lift a few crates, then why even bother callin' yerself a Jedi?!
I'm not sure that the Dark Side contains enough anger to satiate the Duck.
>>29900276>in this insat>>29900785>Buzz LightyearBoba Fett. A clone like all the rest (remember that aisle full of Buzz Lightyear toys?), but distinct.>Lilo and StichMad scientist's experiment crash-lands on the Mon Cal homeworld. Sexy Hawaiian lifeguard is now sexy Mon Cal lifeguard. Cobra Bubbles is a Quarren.>Treasure PlanetCorrellian boys' adventure novel. As are Pirates of the Caribbean, because that's also Disney.>MarvelCorrellian boys' adventure comics.
>>29900785beause thats the first thing we tend to think of
>>29900912Fucked that up.>>29900276>the part of Darth Vader will be played CCH Pounder
>>29900912>Pirates of the Caribbean>Jack Sparrow in the Star Wars UniverseEvery imperial in his vicinity is beyond fucked. Though the good guys aren't in a much better position in his wake.
>>29900971>montage of slaps from various alien women
>>29900971He isn't. He's just a character in a story, as is Jim Hawkins. Han read about them as a kid, decided he liked Sparrow better, and modeled himself after him.
>>29901003>including a hutt>"I was very drunk"
>>29900912Why relegate John Silver to just a story within a story?He's like the epitome of a smuggler.
>>29901029>and three droids at least
>>29901031Because part of John Silver being John Silver is feeling the wind on your face and sails and riggings and shit. None of that stuff on a starship. Not everything needs to be a full-blown character.Tim Curry Silver is also Disney because Muppets, but I'm not going to put him here because I don't see him fitting in.>>29901029Aren't hutts supposed to be slim and Jabba's just a fat-ass fatass?Are female hutts nagas?
>>29900971>space turtles, m8
>>29901142>Nup. All hutts are space slugs. Females have slightly fewer wrinkles, sorta higher pitched voices, and were a male just yesterday.
>>29901142There are multiple hutts visible in the big box at the boonta eve race and they are all fatasses.
>>29901250of course, that could just be a hutt neckbeard convention
>>29901388It is NASCAR after all. Or is it Formula 1?
>>29900829>John SilverMah nigga
>>29901474How about Tyrion as Yoda?>Worship the tits and wine you must!
>>29902205...He's not Marvel or Disney.