SWQ CHINA CNY SPECIAL (Plot will happen... SOMETIME LATER)Qwest Arkhive: On sup/tg/ somewhere.Twitter: @SpahamIsHamster (Because Spaham IS made of giant space hamsters, what do you know.)AND WE'RE SORTA BACK FROM HIATUS. Also because I am a dirty Chinese hamster and thus obligated to celebrate Chinese New Year because of genes. And not because Merc Command totally namedropped.=========================You are... not the Polack for a change. It's a harvest holiday and witch magics are fucking up the timestream or something. There's no Delorean with a flux capacitor nearby, or some cute fluffy sociopathic bastard you can sell your soul to to fix this (not like it'll work anyway, considering how some girls have MAGIC POWERS and all), or even a pink-haired goddess in a lewd dress who'd repair the damage.What I'm trying to say is, you're gonna be someone else today. Seeing as it's the biggest Chinese festival of the year and all. Stop it. It's... it's not like I'm doing this for you or anything. Stupid anon.PICK YOUR NEXT CHARACTER WITH EXTREME CARE.[ ] A young Matron-in-training[ ] MONGOLIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[ ] The Quest For Breasts[ ] Hot Alien On Russian Action[ ] SURPRISE ME
>>29886672>[ ] The Quest For Breasts
>>29886672>[x] MONGOLIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABreaking own shitty walls?
>>29886846Yes. And the walls are made of shit too, instead of Polsten 20mm cannons
>>29886672[X ] Hot Alien On Russian ActionThis please with a side of fries.
>>29886672>[X] Hot Alien On Russian ActionGEE I WUNDER
>>29886672>[ ] A young Matron-in-training>[ ] The Quest For BreastsI pick two.
Oh god, those all sound awesome.>[ ] A young Matron-in-trainingLots of fluff potential at least.Although>[ ] Hot Alien On Russian ActionIs also super tempting.
>>29886672I pick this:[X] Hot Alien On Russian Action
>>29886672[ ] Hot Alien On Russian Action
And hey! At least I don't have to introduce a new character into the bloated character list!WE'RE GOING TO LANZHOU. Please wait warmly while the train choochoos to the last known location of THE SOVIET VOLUNTEER GROUP.Meanwhile, enjoy what could have been. Somewhat.
>>29887348A side character.Image inspiration is actually from Kantai Collection. She's Taihou. And she is flat like grassy knoll.
>>29887436Pfff, Kaga is best Character, and might make best witch (Underneath, Ice, Slider, Tarin, and Katya)
>>29886672>[X ] Hot Alien On Russian Action
>>29887436>KanColleMan I hear so much hype about that shit but FILTHY GAIJIN GET OUT makes me sad.
>>29887486You mean the sherktwanz.And yes, Kaga is gr8.
Lanzhou is too damn cold. And for a Russian, that's saying something.Wait, aliens? The last thing you know was that you were meant to head back to the Soviet Union. Then you were ordered to stay put, for some unknown reason.Now you're stuck waiting, twiddling your thumbs and dusting off your state of the art I-16 STRIKERS. They're not exactly powerful and you still have to wear those damn backpacks from The Great War to power them, but hey, you can;t complain. Inbuilt magic heating is a hell of a thing.And now the supplies have stopped coming in.You sense that something's wrong, but you've got more important things to deal with.For starters, who are you and why are you here?
>>29887708Sometimes I have brainfarts. Sometimes I don't think things through. And sometimes It takes more more than three months to work up the nerve to run.I apologize for this.
>>29887682quick, someone think of a suitable russian yet cute name, and of course, we are here because the commissar said to come here
>>29887682We're, Anna, a russian recon/spotter witch.
>>29886672>[ ] MONGOLIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29887682I'll second >>29887862
Gotcha, folks. Writing!
>>29888136>Titfuckovaoh god yes, please let this be our lastname
"Anna? Anna? Wake up! You're on patrol today!"Anna, yes. You're stuck doing patrol duty today, with your good friend and wingmate Katerina. You've known each other since, you dunno, when you were kids?The both of you are almost inseparable, even during Witch Academy. Almost. Commissars can be very, very scary things. And really, your parents had a very dumb family name. Titfucknova? Really? Maybe that's why you and Katerina were so close.You're pretty lousy at waking up, but you come to in record time. Your eyes snap open, staring at Katerina in all of her non-pantsed combat finery."If you don't hurry, you'll be flying hungry, you know." Your wingmate pouts. It's a cute gesture, you have to admit. You dress quick.Breakfast was a simple and quick affair, mostly because you're up so early that nothing hot is available. You have to make do with with combat rations and boiling your own hot water.And with that, you're up in the air. You've done the equipping process enough times to do it in your sleep.Patrol duty is one of the most boring things to do. You're pacing the the same area over and over, usually seeing the same thing. Usually, you'd have at least one pilot in his plane accompanying you, but unlike Striker Units, planes can be taken apart for spare parts.It does seem to be another boring flight. That is, until you catch an unidentified flash of light.You're forbidden from engaging targets, since you're in Chinese territory. And if this UFO is armed, well...You sure wish you had a ShvaK rather than the ShkaS in your hands right now.[ ] Investigate.[ ] Radio in for more details.
>>29888979>[x] Radio inWe professional
>>29888979>[ ] Radio in for more details.
[ ] Investigate.[ ] Radio in for more details.Call in that we've seen something, then head in to investigate.
>>29888979[X] Radio in for more details.
Shit.You have to radio this in."Control, this is Partol Flight. We have an unidentified contact over here. Require further instructions, over." You also give them the coordinates of where you last spotted it."Roger. You are cleared to get closer to the UFO. Remember that you are only authorized to open fire in self-defense."You turn to face the... where'd it go?"Behind you!" Ekaterina calls out.You swear the radioing took only less than a minute. How'd he get behind you so fast?[ ] Get closer[ ] Try hailing frequencies.
>>29890334[X] Try hailing frequencies.Why are you using pictures of my waifu Hamster?
>>29890334>Partol>partolPARTOL IN MY PANTS LADIES AND YOU'RE ALL INVITED.In all seriousness >[x] Try hailing frequencies
"Uh, hello? Unidentified aircraft? This is the Lanzhou Airbase! Please identify yourself!"There's only silence. Whatever the UFO was, it's not very communicative, at the very least.It's a tense few minutes as you wait. But there's nothing, not even static.Which make it all the more surprising when you realize you're being fired on.You instinctively throw up a shield and brace for impact, but there's no force behind the shot. In fact, apart from a rather warm feeling, it's unlike anything you have experienced.And that's when another shot whips past your ear. Strangely, there's no bullet.===================Things will end here. Please come back 2 weeks later while I wrap this up!
>>29891262Thanks for running, Hams.
>>29891262Thanks for the thread, sir