>What is this?Saiyan Story is a series of Choose Your Own Adventure threads in which you play the part of a Saiyan Warrior. Decisions are made by vote, with the option to earn the most votes in a ten minute interval winning.>StatsPower Level: 40,000,000Health: ExcellentKi: 100%>RecapAfter defeating Android 16 and restoring the Earth to normal, you decided to throw a celebration. During the party, you used your new enhanced Ki sensing ability to travel to a planet you visited long ago, and reunited with an old friend, Huhn-tresh. You invited her to come to your party and meet your family, and she happily accepted. Your family and friends got along with her well, except for Nappa, who had to be put in a healing tank after a sparring match with her. Selri and Collie, meanwhile, had fully recovered, and soon went to see their friends and family at the party. You made a deal with Huhn-tresh, trading her healing tanks in exchange for more metal for your family, friends, and yourself to create Ki-infused weaponry. You returned to the party and talked with Vegeta, Raditz, Ragus, and Android 17 until Bulma showed up and left with Vegeta. You then proceeded to find Android 18 and speak with her.
"So, you once told me you weren't planning too far ahead, in case Earth didn't have a future" you remind 18. "Now that it does again, are you going to go off with 17, or on your own? I'd imagine Mars and the Lookout have gotten pretty mundane. You have someplace you call home when we're not all fighting for our lives?" She nods. "17 and I have an apartment in West City. As for what I'll do, probably try to find a job. Someone did tell me I'd make a good model.">A. Say something>B. Do something
Rolled 14>>29852757>A Oh really? Must have been a really smart man.
>>29852757>>A. Say something"Well, if you get bored of earth, I can get you a spaceship and you can go around roaming the galaxy and punching people for being dicks." "Though if you meet some spacewizards, I'm going to have to ask you to introduce me to them, because I absolutely love being abilities that defy all logic."
>>29852757>A"That rings a bell, yeah. And I get the feeling you're not going to end up like the Sampans, either. Which is good.""Anyway, I probably don't need to tell you this, but you'll always be welcome in our home."
>>29852857>>29852843>>29852835First one to get a second vote wins
>>29852857>>29852983"That rings a bell, yeah" you tell her. "And I get the feeling that you're not going to end up like the Sampans either, which is good."She chuckles "Glad you hold me in higher regard than the battletoads.""Anyway, I probably don't need to tell you this, but you'll always be welcome in our home" you tell her.She smiles "Thank you, that means more than you know.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29853052Question: are we still in our ruined armor?
Rolled 85>>29853116Probably>>29853052>A No problem, it's what friends are for, right?
>>29853201I'd avoid calling her a "friend" at the moment. Maybe just a simple "Of course."It's just the sense I get.
Rolled 52>>29853272Your probably right
>>29853297I mean, when she was barely Frank's friend that would have been fine. But I think if we're in busted-ass armor, we should probably keep it simple and excuse ourselves after awkwardly noticing how fucked our armor is.
>>29853297>>29853272>>29853201>>29853116"Of course" you tell her.She gets up and throws her HETAP can into the air, blasting it into pieces. She gives you a small smile before walking off, going to her brother and talking to him about something.>A. Say something>B. Do something
Rolled 63>>29853339>B Stand up and ask Dr.Briefs if he could repair our armor
>>29853360I'll go with that, though we may need to line up something else in the short term.
>>29853405And by that I mean something to wear.Maybe Roshi would know where we could pick up one of those "gi" things 18 mentioned.
Rolled 33>>29853456Oh, good idea.
>>29853473>>29853456>>29853405>>29853360You spot Doctor Briefs nearby and approach him, asking if he could repair your armor. He nods at you, promising to do so as soon as he can.>A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Timeskip (specify how long)
>>29853534I suppose that if we timeskip we can also specify a bit what we work on primarily?
Rolled 36>>29853534>C Until the party ends, still want to go to Arlia
>>29853534>A"Thanks. I just realized that I've been walking around in it like this for a few days.""Welcome back, by the way.">BGo drop in on Roshi, ask about this "gi" thing we've heard about.
>>29853603Yeah, this first, then we can go >>29853602
>>29853602I like this idea. Might as well check in on our bugfriends. Society probably went to shit in our absence, but maybe we can finally recruit some of their dudes, train their strongest and relocate some of their brightest on Mars to assist the Greys.
>>29853603>>29853638"Thanks, I just realized that I've been walking around in it like this for days" you tell him.He chuckles "I noticed, I just didn't want to say anything.""Welcome back, by the way" you tell him."It's good to be back, thank you" he replies.You decide you're going to need some other clothes, so you decide to see if Master Roshi knows anything about this "gi" you've heard about. Using Instant Transmission, you travel to his island.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29853820>A"Hello? Anyone home? Master Roshi?">BIf no reply, knock on the door.
>>29853820>B. Do somethingInstant transmission inside the house>A. Say something"WHAT'S GOOD?"
>>29853836do this. Might could also sense to see if he's home and do>>29853928this if he doesn't answer
If Krillin opens the door, we should totally say to him. "Holy shit an albino namekian."
>>29854036Add "I thought they wiped them out in the purge!"
>>29853836>>29853852>>29853926"Hello? Anyone home?" you call. "Master Roshi?"There is no answer, so you decide to knock on the door. You hear a pair of voices arguing in hushed tones. One voice, which you identify as Roshi's, is trying to convince the other to go and open the door. The other voice protests, but after a few more seconds of arguing, relents. You hear footsteps approaching, and the door opens to reveal a short, bald man in an orange gi looking up at you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29854140>albino namekianyou know what we want to say
>>29854140>A"Holy shit, an albino Namekian! I thought they wiped them out in the purge! Oh, wait... no, you're a human. Sorry.""Is Master Roshi here?"
>>29854140"Sup dude. How's Roshi?"
>>29854140hey short stuff, where's roshi?
>>29854140Erm, hey, is Roshi home?
>>29854140>Ainsult him so we can get our token fight out of the way
>>29854195and when he picks a fight with us, we just dodge and laugh with a shiteating grin.
>>29854195>>29854233>>29854248>>29854266"Holy shit, an albino Namekian!" you shout in absolute shock. "I thought they were all wiped out in the purge! Oh, wait...no, you're a human. Sorry.""Yes, I'm a human" he says in an irritated tone. "And you're very rude. What do you want?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29854362>A"I was looking for Master Roshi. You a student of his?"
>>29854362"To say hi to Master Rochi and finally find out what this "gi" thing I keep hearing about is. The Name's Frank, and you would be...?"
>>29854362>A Sorry about that, I make stupid jokes sometimes, I was wondering if Roshi was home, you a student of his?
>>29854362>A. Say something"Just here to see roshi, are you his grandson or something?"
>>29854410This is god.
>>29854430Obviously we must mistake him for a child because he is a midget.
>>29854459>godGood I mean. Derp.
>>29854509>>29854469>>29854430>>29854410Deadlock, first to get another vote wins
>>29854534Dis one >>29854430
>>29854534Either way is fine for me, just pick whichever you think is more fun or just roll the dice.
>>29854534I'd go >>29854410
>>29854563>>29854469>>29854430"Just here to see Roshi, are you his grandson or something?" you ask."No, I'm not his grandson" he responds, still sounding annoyed. You here some whispering from inside the house. "And he isn't here, so please leave.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29854609Just walk in, shouting "Hey roshi!"
>>29854609>B. Do somethingSense him>A. Say somethingIf he is lying just tell him"It's not good to lie to your elders little boy." If he isn't, just teleport to Roshi.
>>29854609>A"Okay then. Well, if you see him, tell him Frank just came by to visit after saving the planet. Again."
>>29854609>AOkay I think we got off on the wrong foot.>offer hand to shakeMy name is Frank Furter. I met Roshi long ago. We traded techniques. Watch, I can do the Kamehameha!>fire kamehameha at the ocean>get really nostalgic for some reason
>>29854609>BSense for Roshi's energy. If he's in there, shout something simple like "Hi, Roshi."
>>29854609>A. Say something"Well, I'll just use my energy sensing to locate him."
>>29854609>B. Scratch back of head>A. "You realize I can hear him inside, right?"
>>29854795I'd be fine with that.
>>29854878>>29854877>>29854823>>29854795You scratch the back of your head. "You realize that I can hear him inside, right?""I'm not Roshi" comes a voice from inside the house. "I'm a ghost, now go away, or face my curse! Hehe...""Yeah, it's just a ghost" the bald man says. "And he doesn't like visitors.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29854914Well damn, what am I gonna do with this pile of dirty magazines then?
>>29854914>A."Roshi, it's Frank."
>>29854914>A. Say something"No he's not, I made certain to him and everybody on earth back to life after it was destroyed."
>>29854914>A"Roshi's house wasn't haunted last time I was here. You know, when he taught me the kamehameha wave and all."
>>29854935Gonna have to go with this one
>>29854914>A. Say something"Don't worry kid, it's not the first time I've performed mass resurrection."
>>29854914"A Ghost! Crap, I left my bible at- hey kid, you think a mega kamehameha wave would be enough to exorcise that deadbeat dead man? Cants stand those ectoplasmic squatters. Move on foul spirit, this world is for the living!"
>>29854914>A. "I'm rich, how much porn does he want"
>>29855079I like this one
>>29855097>>29854996>>29854951>>29854935"Well damn, what am I gonna do with this pile of dirty magazines then?" you ask.Roshi's head pops up from behind the couch inside the house. He realizes quickly what he has down, and returns to hiding. "Leave the magazines, and you will not have to face my wrath. Hehe."The bald man covers his face with his palm.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29855170>A. Say something"Come at me bro!"
>>29855170>A. "So, kid, wanna see something cool?">B. IT into the house
>>29855170Damn it Roshi, I just need to ask you something
>>29855170>A. Say something"Sup Roshi? Remember me? The dude that taught you to fly and create forcefields."
>>29855170>A"I'm actually here to ask if you know about these "gi" things I've heard of, but I'm actually curious. You two know the world is safe again, right?"
>>29855281>>29855252>>29855222>>29855214"So, kid, wanna see something cool?" you ask the bald man.Before he can say anything, you teleport into the house using Instant Transmission. You appear behind the couch, next to master Roshi, who falls onto his back in surprise before recognition dawns on his face."Oh, I remember you" he says, getting to his feet. "You were the one who brought those two gorgeous women here. Oh, and taught me to fly. Hehe.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29855412>A. "Yep, that's me. Well, I came here to get a gi, also who's that kid?"
>>29855412>A"One and the same. Just checking in on folks after resurrecting the human race with a magical Martian dragon.""Also, I wanted to ask you what a "gi" was. I thought I could use some to replace my armor for a while."
>>29855412>A. Say something"It's been what? a decade?" "That trick you taught me has served my quite well." "I can trade some more techniques if you want, but that's not why I'm here, as a martial artist, I suppose you know where to get some of those gi things that people wear. I want proper ones and I'd rather not wear some overpriced garbage, so I thought a martial artist like yourself would have an experts opinion."
>>29855412>ATwo? It really was a long time ago...
>>29855412>A. Say something"I can teach you much more than just flight and ki-armor, you've only scratched the surface of all the awesome shit you can pull off." "For example!" >B. Do somethingMake some well endowed women out of ki.>A. Say something"Anything is possible when you believe in yourself, but that's not why I'm here." "I'm looking for one of those 'gi' things I heard one of my friends mention to replace my armor that's in repairs, do you have any idea where I could get one?"
>>29855667>>29855646this one as long as he also asks who the bald kid is
>>29855682>>29855646"I can teach you much more than just flight and Ki-Armor" you tell him. "You've only scratched the surface of all the awesome shit you can pull off. For example...."You use your ki to make a well-endowed woman out of light."Anything is possible when you believe in yourself, but that's not why I'm here" you tell him. "I'm looking for one of those 'gi' things I heard one of my friends mention to replace my armor that's in for repairs, do you have any idea where I could get one?""Well, I suppose I could give you one, but what's in it for me?" he asks.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29855756>B I'll give you a technique
>>29855756>B. "I'll tell you how to teleport">Roshi will creep even harder
>>29855756>A"Well, I have saved the planet and revived the entire human race twice since we last met. So that's a thing.""But I suppose we could work something else out if that isn't enough."
>>29855756>>A. Say something"How does a summerhome in Mars sound like?"
>>29855756>A. Say something"Well, I can take you to meet god of this planet if you want, you can bring the kid along as well if you want."
>>29855824I'd stick with just the first line of this one.
>>29855993>>29855824"Well, I have saved the planet and revived the entire human race twice since we last met. So that's a thing" you tell him.He laughs. "That was you? Amazing! Sure, I'd say you've earned at least a gi for that."He walks upstairs and soon returns with an outfit identical to the bald man's, only larger so as to fit you."Here you are" he says, handing the gi to you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29856028>A"Thanks, Roshi.""Also, I've been meaning to ask someone, but this planet's probably got big martial arts tournaments, right? Know when and where that might be? I'd like to watch at least, see some fancy human techniques."
>>29856028>A. Say something"Much obliged, you know, if you've got more techniques, I'd be more than happy to trade some more for them." "That ki-puppet thing however requires the sort of control that you probably don't have yet."
>>29856028>A"Thanks, old-timer. Hey, while I'm here, why don't I teach you one of the new techniques I cooked up?"
>>29856105>>29856098I think we should return to the party pretty quick, though.
>>29856028>Awow, thanks for just believing me on such a ridiculous claim!and how lucky you just happened to have a gi in my size, when your only pupil is half my height!sure is convenient!
>>29856156Well why don't we bring Roshi and Krillin to the party?
>>29856156We should mention him that we'll be back after the party to commence the lessons.
>>29856219Well, they pretty much come in two sizes. Kid size and adult size, he pretty much had those lying around from the times he taught Gohan and Ox-king
>>29856271>ox king fitting in a normal size gigohan is a short old man, he'd be more krillins size than ours.
>>29856219Teleporting alien who performed a resurrection and taught you to fly comes at your doorstep and makes a lady made out of lasers with his hand. At that point, pretty much everything goes
>>29856028invite him to the partyand the albino namekian too
>>29856098>>29856105>>29856115>>29856117"Thanks Roshi" you tell him. "I've been meaning to ask someone, but this planet's probably got big martial arts tournaments, right?""Yes" he tells you. "But you wouldn't be interested, none of the fighters there have anything to teach you.""Well, if you've got more techniques, I'd be more than happy to trade some for them" you tell him."Sorry, I taught you the only one worth teaching" he tells you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29856230Eh. I'd hesitate to bring Roshi to a party where practically the only women there are our close friends, wives, and daughters, and the others are pretty much spoken for.
>>29856337>A Are you sure there aren't anymore martial arts masters on this planet? Surely you couldn't be the only one.
>>29856364We don't let that creep anywhere near our daughters or wives. Not that they couldn't handle themselves against him, but if he pulls a Roshi he'll be literally pummelled to death.>>29856337>B. change into the gi.
>>29856337>A. Say something"But the mundane ones are the best ones!" "Not to mention if you've got some supposedly lethal techniques, I can probably just spam them outright simply because I've got such a ridiculous amount of Ki."
>>29856337>A"Well, thanks for the gi, then. Next time I fight for my life I'll be able to do it in style. And I might have to drop in on that Tournament next time it happens, if only to watch.">BIT to the lookout, change out of the busted-ass armor, and into the gi. Leave on the under-layer of the armor, along with the gloves and boots from our standard uniform. Then rejoin the party.
>>29856337>A. Say something"Well, suit yourself, I wouldn't mind the less useful abilities as well." "Oh, and once we make the spacetravel publicly available, give me call and I'll get you a summerhome in mars."
>>29856494Kind of like Vegito. I liked Vegito.
>>29856543>>29856507>>29856494"Well, thanks for the gi, then" you tell him. "Next time I fight for my life I'll be able to do it in style. And I might have to drop in on that Tournament next time it happens, if only to watch."With that, you use your Instant Transmission to travel to the Lookout, where you change out of your badly damaged, smelly armor, and into the gi Roshi gave you. You leave the under-layer of your armor on, as well as the gloves and boots. You then travel back to the party using Instant Transmission."Well, look who's back" Salta comments.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29856610"And in STYLE!"
>>29856610>A. "I was visiting a hermit pervert and his bald teenager companion. Got a cool new outfit"
>>29856610>A"I wanted to get out of that armor that 18 burned half to nothing.""The orange too much?"
>>29856610>A. Say something"Hope I didn't take too long." "Apparently there's some cancer kid living at Roshi's now." "Poor thing, not only he lost his hair in chemo, but he also lost his nose."
>>29856741>>29856679>>29856645>>29856639Deadlock, first one to get another vote wins
>>29856840>>29856679>>29856639"I was visiting a hermit pervert and his bald teenage companion" you tell her. "I got a cool new outfit."She nods, giving you an appraising look. "It's a good look for you.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29856900>A"Thanks. I'll admit, the orange was a bit of a risk.""So what's been going on while I've been getting dressed?"
>>29856900>B.Make muscle poses with ki background effects
>>29856900>A. Say something"I'll probably get one of these custom made at some point." "The orange needs a bit more black to go with it to give it contrast."
>>29856977THE SPARKLES!But we only just got it, we can't disintegrate it by flexing already!
>>29856968>>29856976"Thanks" you tell her. "I'll admit, the orange was a bit of a risk?"She blinks "Why?""So, what's been going on while I've been getting dressed?" you ask, changing the subject."Well, Bardock, Goku, Onia, and Chi Chi went for a walk and have been gone a while" she tells you. "17 and 18 went back to Earth, and Spina is napping with Fluffy and the kids.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29857130it'd be a good opener on a fight though
>>29857195>A"Sounds like things are starting to wind down. Maybe I should offer to take Huhn-Tresh home?"
>>29857209Yes. Absolutely.That reminds me, we should start wearing weighted training clothing.
>>29857227My idea exactly.
>>29857209"BEHOLD! THE ARTISTIC SUPER SAIYAN FORM PASSED DOWN THROUGH THE FURTER LINEAGE!"
>>29857195oh boy Bardock and Goku took the girls on a double date
>>29857369Pretty much, yeah
>>29857241I think we'd have to look for some insanely weighted shit at this point for it to have any effect
>>29857401Who with who, though? Or is that a surprise?
>>29857405>See: DBZ:A Piccolo
>>29857279>>29857270>>29857227"Sounds like things are starting to wind down" you tell her. "Maybe I should offer to take Huhn-tresh home?"She nods "That might be a good idea. Last I saw, her and Fita were talking over by the HETAP table.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29857401>>29857415Obviously Bardock is gonna end up with Chi ChiDating Onia would be too weird for him, she's like a sister
>>29857438I know Piccolo wore those, but I only remember that mattering towards the beginning of the series. Would it make much of a difference now that we have a power level of 40 million?
Rolled 58>>29857451>A Thanks honey!>B Kiss her and go find Huhn
>>29857451>A"Alright, I'll head over there. When I'm back, we'll wake the kids and finally go home.">BGo over to Huhn-Tresh and Fita, but actually walk for once.
>>29857472That's the joke. Piccolo took off his 100-kilo armor, and admitted that the concept "kind of lost meaning".
>>29857405We tie nappa and radits to each of our arms.
>>29857550They'd probably die the first time we used ki armor.
>>29857580>And only one Saiyan of value was lost
>>29857297I never laughed so hard, thanks!
>>29857495>>29857511First one to get a second vote wins
>>29857675>>29857511"Alright, I'll head over there" you tell her. "When I'm back, we'll wake the kids and finally go home."With that, you go and find Huhn-tresh, who is talking with Fita next to the HETAPS. The two of them share a laugh and go quiet when you approach. Fita walks over to you and looks at your outfit."I like it" she comments.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29857725>A"Thanks. So what have the two of you been talking about?"
>>29857749>>29857867"Thanks" you tell her. "So, what have the two of you been talking about?"Fita smirks. "Oh, we've just been trading stories about you."Huhn-tresh nods, smirking as well.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29857956"I don't know how to feel about that..."
>>29857956"Oh shit, you didn't tell her about the panda, did you?"
>>29857956>A"Nothing too embarrassing, I should hope."
Rolled 81>>29857956>A Aaaaaaand?
>>29857956"What kind of stories?"
>>29858048Yes. The Panda. It was horrible and everyone involved was severely mentally scarred.
>>29858063We don't talk about the panda here, boy
>>29858048yep, and when they ask what the hell he's talking about, have Frank say "Good, my invention worked. Dr. Patches's horrible reign of terror shall never be repeated."look of to the distance with Franks best PTSD face."So what stories were you sharing?"
Rolled 98>>29858134ThisThis is amazing
... so apparently this is happening now.
>>29858134>>29858175>>29858200Hell yeah. My random panda mentioning just turned epic
>>29858175>>29858134>>29858109>>29858063>>29858033>>29858030>>29858009>>29857980>>29857977"Oh shit, you didn't tell her about the panda, did you?" you ask."What panda?" Fita replies."Good, my invention worked" you say in relief. "Dr. Patches horrible reign of terror shall never be repeated."You look off into the distance, your face having a haunted look about it."If it was anything like that jockstrap incident, I probably don't want to know" Fita tells you."So, what stories were you sharing?" you ask."Oh, you know, some of our favorite ones about you" Fita tells you."Nothing to embarrassing, I should hope" you tell her.She smirks. "But they're no fun otherwise.""I didn't know how to feel about that..." you comment.She smiles and gives you a kiss. "Don't worry about it.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29858229Not the term I'd use.
>>29858276>A"So, Huhn-Tresh. I noticed people have been going home. No need to rush, but whenever you're ready just let me know and I'll take you."
>>29858348Oh, delicious misinterpretations.
>>29858348>>29858407>>29858498"So, Huhn-tresh. I noticed people have been going home" you say. "No need to rush, but whenever you're ready just let me know and I'll take you."Her eyes flash with amusement. "You can take me right now."Fita gasps. "Not in front of everyone" she teases.>A. Say something>B. Do something
Rolled 70>>29858536>A Uhhh, so do you want me to or....
>>29858536"I'm actually not really a sex-on-first-date kind of guy, sorry to disappoint you."
>>29858536>A"You'd need to clear it with my wives first. Otherwise that would make me a scoundrel."
>>29858633>>29858586>>29858551First to get a second vote wins
>>29858752>>29858744>>29858633"You'd need to clear it with my wives first, otherwise that would make me a scoundrel" you tell her."That hasn't stopped you before" Fita comments.Huhn-tresh laughs. "I've told you before not to flatter yourself. I meant take me home.">A. Say something>B. Do something
Rolled 46>>29858807>A Alright then, let's go>B Take her home
>>29858807"I've been working on it" to FitaTake Huhn home
>>29858807>A"You win this round. Come on, then."
>>29858807Chuckle "I know. It was good to see you again." and take her home.
>>29858873>>29858922"Alright then, let's go" you say, grabbing her shoulder and transporting the two of you back to her tent via Instant Transmission."Thank you for inviting me" she says. "I had a wonderful time. Your family and friends are fantastic people. You are lucky to have the.">A. Say something>B. Do something
Rolled 24>>29859105>A thank you, I'll come visit later, but for now goodbye>B Smile
>>29859105>A"I had one question, though. This tent... does anyone else live here?"
>>29859125Time for feels, one way or the other.
>>29859125Now we get to learn she has a 7'6'' husband and like 30 kids.
>>29859272>turns out their village is actually a family and they have kids in bunches of like 10
>>29859272Or that she waited all these years alone, thinking we'd eventually come back, as certainty faded to hope, and eventually hope began to fade.
>>29859272>>29859224>>29859125>>29859343>>29859345"I had one question though" you tell her."Ask" she responds."This tent...does anyone else live here?" you ask.She blinks. "No, I live here myself. I have no need for bodyguards or anything. I am the greatest warrior in the village.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29859354>A"I'm not talking about bodyguards. I'm asking you if you've been alone since your father passed on."
>>29859354I'll admit, I was half expecting you to have raised a strong family of warriors by now
>>29859435nah she'd pull something like "This village is my family"
>>29859431>>29859499"I'm not talking about bodyguards" you tell her. "I'm asking if you've been alone since your father passed on."She chuckles. "I can hardly be alone when I have an entire village to watch over. My people need my constant attention, so, I am very rarely alone for long.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29859634shes being defensive guys. I say we drop it, shes not comfortable with the subject. Let her know we'll be around and give her a peck on the cheek, nothing big, just so she knows she can count on us even if she doesn't have an actual family of her own
>>29859700You gotta choose one of the choices given.
>>29859634>A"I'm not sure if you're dodging the question or if you just didn't expect tact out of me. Either would make sense. But, if you don't want to tell me whether you've started your own family, that's fine.""I'm just happy I got to see you again, and that I can visit more often. I felt pretty bad leaving, you know, not knowing if I'd be able to return."
>>29859634What I'm saying is I expected you to have taken a husband and raised a family by now. I was just wondering why you haven't... of course if you don't want to answer that's fine too.
>>29859786I choose this shit.
>>29859961>>29859876>>29859827>>29859786"I'm not sure if you're dodging the question, or if you just didn't expect tact out of me" you tell her. "Either would make sense. But if you don't want to tell me whether you've started your own family, that's fine. I'm just happy I got to see you again, and that I can visit more often. I felt pretty bad leaving, you know, not knowing if I'd be able to return."She laughs. "If you wanted to know whether I started a family, you should have just asked. No, I do not have a mate or children, although I consider my people to be like my children, as I am entrusted with their safety and wellbeing. And I am glad you can visit more often, it is always nice to see you. And don't feel bad about leaving. You had a duty that you needed to fulfill, and failing to do so by your own choice would have been wrong. It would have been like me abandoning my people. If you never returned here, it would do far less to blemish my opinion of you than forsaking your family and friends would have.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29860089>BStroke her cheek and say: "I'd never forsake my family, or my friends, you should know this by now. You shouldn't say such a thing, even in jest.
>>29860089"Well, once I have the healing tanks for you, I'll stop by again to chat"then go home
Is it me or did Frank's vocabulary just level up?Did he start reading or...?
>>29860089Well I'm glad I got the chance to return here after all. I expect to be back again soon with some of the others, so I'll be seeing you. Also I think I'll be teaching Nappa this technique, and he'll be wanting a rematch.>>29860124Bad waifuer, bad I say
>>29860193He's always been random like that
>>29860124Stop waifuing already! We have THREE of them you greedy autistic cunt!
>>29860089>A"Oh thank Gamikai, I hate feeling like I have to be delicate about things. Way easier to just come out and say it.""No, I never doubted that leaving was the right thing, but in going back I knew was leaving someone I cared about behind. That's what was difficult.""In any event, I'll be back, Huhn-Tresh. And this time it's not going to be years."
>>29860271>stopHe still has a lot of catching up to do, he can only stop once he beats Solomon
>>29860271Frank be drowning in bitchez nigga.
>>29860268Voting >>29860307It's neither straight-up waifuing, nor is it ducking out too quickly.
>>29860282>>29860198"Well, I'm glad I got the chance to return here after all" you tell her. "I expect to be back again soon with some of the others, so I'll be seeing you. Also, I think I'll be teaching Nappa this technique, and he'll be wanting a rematch."She nods. "Very well, but be sure that he understands the implications of challenging me to a duel.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29860349>A"... implications? Don't tell me challenging and defeating someone in single combat is a marriage ritual for your people, or something.""Sweet Popo, it totally is, isn't it?"
>>29860349"Do you mean 'Nappa might die' implications or 'repeated duals are equivalent to dating' implications?'
>>29860349"...maybe I'll wait a little longer before teaching him then."
>>29860483thiswe need to know so Nappa doesn't take her. she's too good for him
>>29860483This, but its spelled duels>>29860532I dunno, might be a cute couple
>>29860532Nappa's long phallus would penetrate her uterus, and then penetrate her lower intestines, she would die mid-spasm in intense waves of pleasure. Before the blood leaked out of her vag in such ludicrous amounts, causing her death, she would utter: "I liek chocolate milk."
>>29860483>>29860494>>29860532"Do you mean 'Nappa might die' implications, or 'repeated duels are equivalent to dating' implications?" you ask."Well, death is always a risk in a sparring match" she reminds you. "Accidents can always happen. And no, repeated duels are not synonymous with courtship. I've told you before that the only way the leader of my people can be challenged is in a battle for leadership.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29860532Hey it might work out. Nappa would probably feel right at home on Huhn-Tresh's planet
>>29860611"A battle for leadership? How would one go about initiating these battles?"
>>29860611Oh yeah, huh. Hmm. That Nappa, he's another one that needs to settle down a bit, but I don't think leadership of your people suits him.
>>29860611>A"Nappa in charge of a planet... one where he has no idea of the customs or culture... and one where one of my closest friends lives... nope. Not happening. Ever."
>>29860728This combined with a thousand light-year stare.
>>29860728>>29860776>>29860802"Nappa in charge of a planet...one where he has no idea of the customs or culture, and where one of my closest friends lives...nope. Not happening. EVER." you say with your thousand light-year stare.She smirks "Of course not, he's no match for me. And I am glad you consider me one of your closest friends, you honor me.">Any questions before we conclude?
>>29860881"I'd honor you with my pnis up ur but fagit lelelelelelelele Otakusesnsai."
>>29860881One: how strong is she, really?
>>29860881can we bang Hunh-Tresh? and how long until we can bang 18?
>>29860927I thought she was 12 million?
>>29860927>>29860975Her power level has not changed since the last thread it was marked in.>>29860943You'll have to figure those out for yourselvesThread is archived, if you had fun, give it an upvote. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/
>>29860881I'm confused, do we have Asshole Nappa straight from DBZ, or do we have the lovable goofy vidya gaem play'n Nappa from Abridged?Cause personaly, I like Abridged Nappa better.
>>29860881Technically Nappa was at a higher power level than you, and he'll be stronger still upon recovery. If he kept trying he'd eventually muscle past your techniques. It's a trait of our people. I'm sure he'd be a better warrior for it, which is why I thought a rematch was a good idea. But aside from combat Nappa is a simple man, not leadership material.>>2986092712 million
>>29860943I can answer that for you. First, probably not, because our doing so at this point would offend her sense of honor. Second, depends. It's fairly easy to tell where she's at if you're not completely deaf to the tone of a conversation, but there's still room to fuck up. And hard.
>>29861048>tfw I notice the thread was already over after I posted
>>29861026You have DBZ Nappa>>29861086It's all good>Any more questions?
>>29861102What is the general effect on society after the entire population having been killed twice and brought back
>>29861048Wasn't Nappa originally a Saiyan general in King Vegeta's army or something?I wonder what that says about the old Saiyan military...
>>29861143do they even know what happened?because we could totally hold a press conference and say we saved them, and also come to Mars its brand new
>>29861102If Nappa suffered a severe enough head injury, would he become Abridged Nappa, or a vegetable with a tail?I mean come on, you already have abridged Popo and Guru.
>>29861143Well, they now know heaven and hell exist.>>29861144He was commander of the Saiyan Armies. He gave a speech to you and the other new recruits in the first thread.>Any more questions?
>>29861102>DBZ NappaWhich means we'll probably have to kill him at some point. Because seriously, DBZ Nappa was a real asshole, and this one seems not much better.
>>29861296Pretty much, see what you can do. You changed Raditz and Vegeta, after all
>>29861242>>29853052>more than you knowTipping point, much?
>>29861319>>29861296>mfw Nappa suggested we wish for immortalityWell I hope he lightens up a little. It'd suck to see him go
>>29861144>I wonder what that says about the old Saiyan militaryThat they were even weaker and more incompetent than he was at the time? Seriously, he was at PL 4,000, and BARDOCK was at 10,000. So if someone as weak as Nappa was leading the Armies, and guys like Bardock were leading the elite teams, what does that say about the bulk of the Armies?
>>29861417That they were weaker than most of Frieza's men.>>29861398See what you can do>>29861350Not sure what you mean>Any other questions?Also, next update will most likely be tomorrow starting between 3:30 PM and 4:00 PM
>>29861398Guys, hear me out. We can sense the whole universe if we try, right? Well, in DBZ Heaven, the planets of the Kais, and Hell are all considered part of the Universe. We could teleport Nappa to hell and just leave him there if he acts up.
Rolled 68>>29861468Goodnight som!
>>29861468I'm pretty sure you know what I mean by "tipping point": the point where 18 stops thinking of Frank as her closest friend.
>>29861561I can neither confirm nor deny your suspicions>>29861540Goodnight Anime>Any last questions before I go?
>>29861621One: is it possible for us to actually do >>29861483It'd be an interesting test of the rules.
>>29861621if we were to tell everyone on earth we're the ones that saved them could we take over the earth?
>>29861483>>29861656I don't know if we'd be able to go there if we haven't been there before. But if we teach IT to Bardock he can take us to the afterlife so that's not a problem.
>>29861703Why would we want to? We have some fly-ass new clothes, a big, crazy-strong family that may or may not be adding two new members in the near future, all our friends are just as powerful, we can teleport across the galaxy with a thought, and we've got more money than we can probably use. Why bother with officially taking over ANY planet?
>>29861656Is it possible? Yes. Would it go over well with a lot of people? No.>>29861703Possibly
>>29861904Can we scan the universe for strong power levels efficiently, or is that too difficult?
>>29861845well I'm just saiyan in case we do want to make Earth the capital of the NSE then it would be weird if we weren't in charge of it
>>29861961I think that'll be mars
>>29861990But I like earth...
>>29861990I for one welcome our new Martian overlords. But seriously, fuck getting involved in any one world's politics. Earth can run itself, Namek can run itself, Huhn-Tresh's world can run itself. We just worry about keeping them strong, and helping when their own strength is insufficient. Also, with gi involved, I kinda think we need a new OP image.
>>29862158I like this style of leadership
>>29862158>new OP imageI'd rather not, Frank and the girls look too good in their armor.
>>29862158if you're offeringalso I think Frank would want to keep the gi. armor is pretty ineffective at the level we fight, and gis are so fucking comfortable.
>>29862469Frank's shown himself to be good at three things: coming to people's aid when they need it, gathering powerful female fighters like a katamari ball, and knowing when to let the complicated things get solved by people who know what the hell they're doing. I say embrace it.
>>29862529>gis are so fucking comfortableMan, you're not wrong. People might scream weeaboo, but they really are. Especially hakama, and doubly so when you compare it to modern western fencing equipment.
>>29862529>>29862610Trust us on this one, /tg/: when people talk about doing martial arts in white pajamas, they're far more accurate than they know.
>>29863173Granted Frank's are orange, but still.Although I can't help but think Nappa will resent our having "gone native", and insisting that he can't have a rematch with Huhn-Tresh due to political reasons. But really, fuck him, he needs to learn that things aren't as simple as they were under the PTO.