>What is this?Saiyan Story is a series of Choose Your Own Adventure threads in which you play the part of a Saiyan Warrior. Decisions are made by vote, with the option to earn the most votes in a ten minute interval winning.>StatsPower Level: 38,000,000Health: ExcellentKi: 90%>RecapYou once more rendered yourself unconscious for a considerable amount of time during training. After waking up, Salta told you of a plan Android 17 came up with. You travelled to the lab you rescued 18 from, and located a remote you believed to be an android destruct remote. You took it back to Mars and left it with Bulma, before returning to Earth and facing off in a sparring match against Androids 17 and 18. Together, they have so far proven to be difficult opponents to overcome.
>IMPORTANTThe voting system has been changed. Rather than being first to three votes winning, the system is now where whatever option receives the most votes after ten minutes wins. Also, for those of you who were here last night and know that I gave you a doover, know that this is the LAST time. I don't want to hear any more "But I voted against that" whatever gets the most votes wins, blame the players who vote for it, not me
>>29777226The change in voting was a long time coming, but it is a welcome change.
At the very last second, you dodge his punch. Gathering ki armor around your head, you proceed to headbutt 17. He grunts in pain and holds his head while he delivers a kick to the side of yours that sends you flying away from him. 18 suddenly appears and delivers a two handed downward strike that sends you plummeting towards the ground. 17 appears below you and fires an energy blast upwards. It strikes you full force and crashes you into the ceiling, continuing to push you against it. 18 appears next to 17, smirking up at you. "Give up yet?" she asks.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29777260>A"Honest question, can you sense my energy without the scouters?"
>>29777260>one vote in 10 minutesWell, this is an interesting test of the new voting system.How well can I play solitaire?
>>29777260>A Of course not>B IT to Kami, wait a while, then IT back to 17 and punch him in the gut
>>29777301"Honest question, can you sense my energy without the scouters" you ask, still being blasted into the ceiling by 17's blast."Nope, but we don't need to" 17 says, putting more power into his blast.18 reaches up and adds her own to the list, and the two powerful blasts consider to push you into the ceiling. You feel yourself burn from the energy and grind your teeth in pain.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29777553>BIT behind 17, smack 18 with himImma grab a mothafucka and hit a mothafucka with anotha mothafuckaPlease don't actually say that.
>>29777553charge at 18 and when we get to her, kick off her and go for 17
>>29777669No. At this power advantage, a kamehameha would likely kill them both just as certainly as ki strands would dismember them.
>>29777699Voting for >>29777590But really, I'd be fine with anything but >>29777669
>>29777590>>29777609>>29777669Time's up, first one to get a second vote wins
>>29777152what anime is this
>>29777726>>29777590You use your Instant Transmission to get behind 17. Grabbing him by his ankles, you swing him into 18, sending her flying across the room. 17 blasts you in the face, loosening your grip enough for him to jerk his right foot free and deliver a kick to your face that causes you to let go and go sliding backwards across the floor. 18 appears behind you as you slide and stops you by placing her foot against your head.Looking up at her, you see her right palm being held just above your face, glowing with energy.>A. Dodge>B. Block>C. Deflect>D. Something else
>>29777782boku no pico
>>29777790explosive afterimage above her and rush down
>>29777790>Bbut block by grabbing her hand and squelching her blast with your raw masculinity
>>29777790>DIT behind her, full nelson. Turn to face 17 so he can't get behind us.
>>29777790>D"Go ahead and do it. I'm tired of a fight where I can't go full-out anyway."
>>29778004>>29777844You use your Instant Transmission to get behind her, putting her in a full nelson. You turn towards 17 to try and keep him from attacking you. 18 chuckles and uses her Android Barrier, the sphere of energy expanding and throwing you off of her. She turns, and both she and 17 fire energy waves at you.>A. Dodge>B. Block>C. Deflect>D. Something else
Rolled 39>>29778057>AKeep dodging everything they throw at us
>>29778057dodgethen charge at one and afterimage through them and hit the other one
>>29778057>BKi armor, tank the blasts.>A"Not being able to use any offensive techniques is a pain. Dijon driller or kamehameha could kill you, ki strands could dismember you, grappling with you like this would basically be torture.""Grab a scouter and see for yourself."
>>29777522nigga is you dumb? androids can't be sensed and therefore can't be teleported to
>>29778205We can sense their minds. We've also been teleporting to places we've visualized.
>>29778057>>29778136Second this but without "Grab a scouter and see for yourself."
>>29778233Why without? They've admitted they can't sense us, so they probably don't realize that they're outclassed, and that we've been unable to fight back effectively because of how outclassed they are.When 18 figured out that we were WAY stronger than her in SKKx3, she surrendered immediately.
>>29778266It just seemed a little too cocky sounding. The goal here is to test our strength, not to scare them into surrendering. But either way >>29778136is the best option, with or without the last line
>>29778136>>29778233>>29778266You activate your Ki Armor, taking the blasts full force, being pushed back slowly into the wall. The blasts have no real effect on you, however. "Not being able to use any offensive attacks is a pain" you tell the androids. "Dijon Driller or Kamehameha could kill you, Ki Strands could dismember you, grappling with you like this would basically be torture.""Just hold back with your energy blasts like we have" 18 suggests.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29778341And our strength has been tested. Even put together, their energy waves "burned". Basically, it hurt. It was a nuisance.
>>29778380This is the perfect time to test our physical prowess.full tactical rape train, reserve the ki powers.instead, try to use it to regenerate your body passively.
>>29778380>B. Do as the lass said, energy attacks set on stun!
>>29778380>A"Suit yourself.">BUse the ki armor burst, IT between them, and try that scattershot technique we saw Ica use, aimed in both their directions. Throttle it back to moderate levels.
>>29778480To clarify: our advantage on 18 was a little more than twice what it was now, and "light" punches hit her like freight trains. At this much of an advantage, a "moderate" strength ball of energy should hurt like hell, but shouldn't be anywhere near fatal. Two or three hits may knock them out.
>>29778557just to be sure, make it light and gradually raise the strength of the ki balls until they have trouble with it.
>>29778606I don't think that's needed, but if it makes you more comfortable than sure.
>>29778606To be precise, shoot a fly, then something bigger, then bigger until it becomes mount everest, but do be careful.this will help us to understand how much control we have and if our assumptions are right.
>>29778667I think that's only confused the issue.Point is, lowball it, then build a little from there.
>>29778634The better we know 17 and 18, the better we know 16.
>>29778606Better safe than sorry in my opinion
>>29778685>>29778684>>29778667>>29778634>>29778606>>29778557>>29778494>>29778480By scattershot, do you mean that energy ball he used that exploded into smaller blasts?
>>29778685Not really, we already know that 16 probably can't sense ki either, and that his energy won't run out, like 17 and 18. So the way to beat him is to overwhelm him quickly enough that his endurance doesn't even factor in.
>>29778706I'd like to see a variant, forming small balls at each fingertip of equal strength. That way there's no risk of hitting them with a stronger blast that hasn't burst into smaller ones yet.
>>29778706Yes, I think so.But please, make it weaksauce, then we go from there.
>>29778706>>29778750And to make our intent clear, these are weaker blasts. The reason for multiples rather than splitting them off a bigger one is that the big one would need to be more powerful, and I wouldn't want to risk hitting them with THAT rather than the weaker blasts.
>>29778762>>29778750>>29778724>>29778706>>29778697>>29778685>>29778684>>29778667>>29778634>>29778606>>29778557>>29778494>>29778480>>29778467>>29778465>>29778390>>29778763"Suit yourself" you tell them. Shooting the energy from your Ki Armor outward, you manage to hold their blasts back long enough to get between them using Instant Transmission. You decide to try something new, similar to an attack used against you by Ica. You shoot small balls of energy out of each finger and they explode into weak energy blasts. The Androids dodge using Instant Transmission, and 17 appears behind you, delivering a punch to the back of your head that knocks you on your face."That's more like it" he tells you. "But put a little more effort in.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29778952>BLaunch a somewhat stronger blast from the tip of our tail.
>>29777152Link to the pastebin please?
>>29778952"okay." make it double.Make it +2 every time.we aren't that hurt, are we?
>>29779057>>29779085"Alright" you tell him, putting double power into your next series of energy balls.17 smirks and teleports away from the blasts, and 18 appears in front of you, delivering a kick to your face that knocks you into the air. She then appears above you, giving a two handed downward strike that sends you hurtling towards the ground. 17 appears just before you reach the ground and kicks you across the room."Hey, stop holding back so much" he tells you."We're not exactly weak, and in this form your advantage isn't significant enough where you can afford to go too easy on us" 18 adds.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29779311>B. Put as much power as they do on their attacks but with 5% more power
>>29779311This much power>>29779380>B. Use that Scattershot attack.
>>29779380make it 5% less than theirs, than work from there.If theyngive their all, a bit more could kill them.
>>29779311Make an image infront of 17 and an image infront of 18 so they are facing away from each other, then teleport between them (behind both) and blast them with in their backs full power (whihc, because it's divided between each of our hands shouldn't kill them).
>>29779404oh and:"What if I become too swole to control?"
>>29779311A."Alright then, here I go!"B.Power up a little bit because this is DBZ and we do that.Charge a Dijon Driller in either hand, but do both at 50% power. Unless 50% power is enough to kill them, then go 25%.IT between them.Fire one at 17 and one at 18.
>>29779404we have 3.8bil to share, if we wanted to do 5% less for each of them then we would need to give them 2.85 each, which needs 5.7 total. If we are going to be fucking around like you want as to we really are going to lose.
>>29779574>>29779514>>29779404>>29779394>>29779380You try the attack again, this time putting the same amount of energy into it as they do into theirs. They dodge and come charging at you side by side.>A. Say something>B. Dodge>C. Counter>D. Block>E. Meet them head on>F. Something else
>>29779574ooookay. i am just saiyan.
>>29779621>E. Meet them head on
>>29779621>CSimulate a Bardock Bomber, but adjust it to their strength.
>>29779621C.When they get to point-blank give them both a Dijon Driller, but hold back enough that it won't kill them. No more than 75% power.
>>29779682fuckin' hell people, stop holding back, we are obviously losing!
>>29779621raise the power by 10% and meet them head on, shadow thingie them, IT back, just enough to make them turn, then shadow thingie back and IT to the original place.Shmash their heads against each other.
>>29779680I'd also suggest monitoring the impacts. If it seems like we're going to seriously fuck them up with continuous hits, re-aim them at the walls.
>>29779711We are sparing anon. It doesn't matter if we lose, it does however matter if we kill or dismember one of them.
>>29779711If we don't hold back to a degree, we WILL kill them both. The only question is finding the butter zone of effectiveness. And don't mistake not hitting for cause to put more power into it. If we miss, it says nothing about how we've calibrated it power-wise. All it says is that we missed.
>>29779776no, we can wish them back if we kill them. If they were weak and asking for it then they deserved to die.>I'm just the saiyan blood talking here
>>29779621hey somnius, could we try to teleport our kiballs later?>>kibomb teleported inside the enemies intestines.
>>29779839Dude, way to ruin friendships.Let's not do to that.
>>29779863Ohhhhh. We should IT to one side of the fight, fire a beam then IT to the other side of the fight and fire another beam, try to sandwich them between the two beams!
>>29779839And with that one sentence, you've lost any hope you had for me taking you seriously.
>>29779680>>29779682>>29779711>>29779727>>29779747>>29779776>>29779810>>29779839>>29779863>>29779868>>29779908>>29779910You decide to mimic your sons' attack, the Bardock Bomber. Allowing your energy to boil and come to the surface, you unleash it, but all this does it create a slightly more powerful version of your Ki Armor Explosion. 17 and 18 are thrown back, flipping midair and landing in crouching positions. You follow up by firing a pair of Dijon Drillers, but they avoid the attack. 17 vanishes and 18 fires a flurry of energy blasts at you.>A. Dodge>B. Block>C. Deflect>D. Something else
>>29780025>DIT to 18, use a ki-punch at about her power level, then IT away with her in tow. Punch her again when we reappear, adjusting up or down a little in power depending on the effects, then IT again. Mix in flipping upside-down and shit for added disorientation. Continue until she either breaks free or gives up.
>>29780025This. Good plan >>29780128
>>29780167It keeps us fighting one person at a time, for a while at least. I hope.Unless SOM has her break free in one shot, or has 17 somehow intercept us between random IT jumps.
>>29780350but this is a realistic, logical outcome!don't moan.
>>29780128>>29780167You teleport to 18 via Instant transmission, and deliver a Ki Punch to her chest. You grab her when she hunches over and use Instant Transmission to teleport away. The second you reappear, you strike her again, then vanish. You repeat this, occasionally spinning or flipping upside down to further disorient her. Suddenly, you are struck by a wall of energy. The force of the blast jars you and 18 activates her own Android Barrier, blasting you off of her. 17 appears above you, giving a two handed downward strike that sends you crashing to the floor. 18 lands in a crouch and pushes herself to her feet, backing away slowly. 17 holds a palm down towards you and begins charging a powerful energy blast."Nice try, but you're going to sleep for another week now" 17 tells you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29780397>B. Mouthblast 17
>>29780397>A"Good thing. Your bravado's boring me so much I think I could use a nap.">BWait until the last second, IT to the ceiling and hang there like a bat. See what happens.
>>29780474>>29780500Remember, if this wins, throttle it back a bit. I'm not voting for it, just a reminder.
>>29780474>>29780500>>29780568Yes. Throttled back. We want to meet 17's powerlevel not go over it
>>29780397>A. "Sorry guys, I tried my best"
>>29780540I kinda like this. Meeting 17 head-on would be so predictable, and thy can't sense us so we don't have to drop our energy at all to hide.
>>29780474>>29780500>>29780568>>29780590You fire a mouthblast up at 17,who laughs and fires his energy wave at the same time. The two blasts collide, as absolutely equal power, neither giving an inch. Suddenly, a blast strikes you from the side, and as you go flying, 18 appears, kicking you in the head and sending you up towards the ceiling, where 17 appears and kicks you back down. 18 appears below you and fires an energy wave up at you while 17 fires one down. You are caught, sandwiched between the two attacks."Give up yet?" 17 asks.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29780699>AHow about no>Bkick him in the face
>>29780699>A No, just gonna stop playing around>B Teleport behind 17 and fire a ton of full power ki blasts at him
>>29780699Somnius, at what percent are we fighting?
>>29780699>B Wait until the last second, IT to the ceiling and hang there like a bat. See what happens.>>29780540
>>29780699>A"Let's be honest. You'd be disappointed if I did.">BIT away, let their blasts meet. If it looks like they've initiated an unintentional beam struggle, IT to 18 and IT her out of the blast.
>>29780785I don't know what percentage, but you're holding back enough where you're fighting at their strength. Since there's two of them, that isn't going well
>>29780749Absolutely not this. Full power WILL kill him.I'd be down for >>29780808 and/or>>29780811IT away, and hide if they can stop, or IT 18 away if it looks like they can't.
>>29780854Dude, they told us so many times to stop holding back.Also, their fucking ki-blasts they are not gonna do a whole lot
>>29780699How about a combo of >>29780808>>29780811>A. "Let's be honest. You'd be disappointed if I did.">B. Wait for their next attack then IT to the ceiling and hang there like a bat. See what happens.
>>29780898And we hold back anyway, because they have no idea how much stronger than either one of them we are.Remember how ki strands would probably have ripped their limbs off? Remember how a kamehameha killed Fita? Ki techniques are fucking dangerous as shit.
>>29780926>>29780898>>29780854>>29780811>>29780808>>29780785>>29780783"Let's be honest, you'd be disappointed if I did" you tell him, using Instant transmission to move to the ceiling.Their energy waves collide, and each of them stop their attacks. 17 turns and begins firing blasts at you while 18 vanishes.>A. Dodge>B. Block>C. Deflect>D. Something else
>>29780831then lets raise it enough to make it hard for them.
>>29780926They're using ki waves. They're attacking us right now. Though teleporting away and watching to make sure they don't roast each other is a solid plan.
>>29780996>DIT to Kami. Say hi to Kami. Then IT back to 17 and nail him with a slightly stronger ki blast than the last one we hit him with. Not full strength.
>>29781019No, you stupid fuck. Using full-strength attacks against markedly weaker opponents is a bad thing. You have been told this countless times, several of which have been SOM himself telling you.Stop suggesting things that will kill our friends.
>>29781133y'know what? I'm just gonna give up arguing with you
>>29780996lol lets try this>>29781090
>>29781133I'm imagining that, considering we have made ZERO progress towards winning, that as long as we don't use the more lethal techs at full power (ki strands, driller, etc.) we should be fine.>>29780749This, but make a point to stop if it looks like it's going too far.
>>29780996Som, just so you realise, you are putting more length into training fight-scenes than you are opponent fight-scenes. This is getting kinda boring, I would rather have greater length in the opponent scenes than in training.
>>29781163Good. First sensible thing I've seen you do so far.
>>29781214Because we've been hitting them at their own power level. We still have no idea what the effects of full-powered blasts could be, but we can gather based on past experience that most of our techniques WOULD be fatal, and even regular ki blasts could be seriously debilitating or fatal.Which is why we've been increasing the power slowly.
>>29781090>>29781180You teleport away and say hello to Kami, then teleport back to the room, appearing behind 17 and hitting him with a more powerful Ki Blast. He grunts in pain, and turns, glaring at you. 18 appears behind you, elbowing the back of your neck then appearing in front of you, punching you hard in the chest. She then uppercuts you in the jaw, then knees your chest, then brings her fists crashing down on the back of your head, sending you crashing to the ground."You're REALLY starting to annoy me!" 18 yells. "I do not like not being taken seriously. If you keep holding back this will go very badly for you!"She holds both of her palms towards you, firing a massive ball of energy down at you.>A. Dodge>B. Block>C. Deflect>D. Something else
>>29781355>A IT behind her and fire a bunch of full power ki blasts at her
>>29781355>DIT to the side, and hit her with a blast more powerful than the one that we hit 17 with.
>>29781355Deflect.Then knock her out.
>>29781407To her side, rather.>>29781404Why are you so insistent on going straight to full power? I was under the impression that from the start, we were okay with increasing power gradually?
>>29781424Do I seriously need to explain again?SOM actually fucking said IF YOU KEEP HOLDING BACK THIS WILL GO VERY BADLY FOR YOU
>>29781455And 18 doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about, because we already know that they can't sense our energy. Bravado out of the Androids is no reason to attack a much weaker ally at full-strength.
>>29781488Much weaker?they are at 30,000,000we are at 38,000,000Does it seem like they're much weaker?
>>29781455What? If SOM had said that ooc I would agree with you. But what 18 said is well within her character if she feels like we are toying with her.>>29781524What? They are at 3 billion. not 30 million.
>>29781524They're at 3 billion, we're at 3.8 billion.So yeah. They're quite a bit weaker. Also, they're weak enough that we KNOW that ki strands would rip their limbs off. SOM has told us that. It's reasonable to conclude that eve just standard ki blasts would carry a serious risk.And I don't think taking that risk right off the bat is a smart idea in a goddamn sparring session.
>>29781584>>29781590Yeah, I fucked up the numbersBut I still stand by my vote
>>29781590Which is a difference of 800 million, more than large enough of a difference to cause serious harm.
>>29781488Ordinarily I'd be the first to say hold back, but you know what? At this point I agree with AM. She asked for it.
>>29781618This is incredible.
>>29781404>>29781420>>29781469>>29781495>>29781549You avoid the blast using Instant Transmission, appearing behind 18 and fire a volley of full power Ki Blasts at her. They strike her from behind and she cries out in surprise, falling towards the ground. She manages to land on her feet and looks up at you."That's more like it, keep it up and you might win" she tells you with a smirk.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29781654>AIT behind 17 and strike him in the back of the neck
>>29781654>cue AM being an insufferable prick in 3... 2...
>>29781654Well there we go. Apparently full power ki blasts will in fact not murder her. Lucky us.
>>29781654Fly all around her occasionally releasing flashbang afterimages after some time has passed ki kick her in the throat
>>29781654>B. IT to 17 strike him a bit with melee, then IT away, flashbang afterimage, IT to the opposite side and launch a ki volley
>>29781404Jesus christ. Shut up.
>>29781709>ki blasts didn't kill herDude, calm your titscaptcha: adlesbo shall
>>29781676this, try and knock him out or at least disable him for a bit
>>29781654>A"So it seems. Sorry to keep you waiting, our last match had me a little concerned about attacking you at full. At least, not right away.">BIT behind 17, use a spread of blasts at the same power we just used on 18.
>>29781758>"at least not right away"Damn, that should be "At least, not until I'd worked my way up to it."
>>29781758>>29781767>Because after just having seen it work on his sister he definitely won't be ready for it.Idiots.
>>29781855Thats not me....
>>29781855>>29781934Duly noted, you might want to put on a tripcode.
>>29781934I figured as much.
>>29781967>>29781934It couldn't hurt, AM. >>29781855I don't know what you thought you were accomplishing.
>>29781767>>29781828>>29781758>>29781855"So it seems" you reply. "Sorry to keep you waiting, our last match had me a little concerned about attacking you at full. At least, not right away."You use your Instant Transmission to get behind 17 and fire several full power blasts at him. He manages to put up his barrier at the last second, but the blasts manage to partially get through, knocking him a few steps forward. 18 appears next to you and delivers an open hands strike to your face, knocking you on your side. She follows this with an energy wave that pushes you across the room. Keeping you pinned with it, she fires another blast at your head with her other hand.>A. Dodge>B. Block>C. Deflect>D. Something else
>>29781855Dude, why are you so butthurt?
>>29782058>A Crouch, IT to her still crouched and deliver an uppercut to her jaw
>>29782058>C. Throw it back at her then>D. follow up with a small barrage, IT behind 17 and barrage him as well
>>29782058>DKi armor blast, reply with a burst of full-power blasts, then IT behind her and hit with another couple of full-power blasts.17 and 18 aren't the only fighters who can hit someone from both sides at once.
>>29782171>>29782101>>29782096First one to get a second vote wins
>>29782171>>29782348You use your Ki Armor Explosion to break free of her blast and stop the one she fires at you. Returning fire, you shoot several full power blasts at her and Instant Transmission behind her. She has begun dropping towards the ground to avoid your first barrage, and activates her Android Barrier just as you attack, reducing the effect of your blast by a large amount. She spins and kicks you in the head, knocking you back a few feet.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29782406Ki blasts wont work anymore>>29782096this
>>29782406>BMove around her, leaving regular afterimages. Blast her from all directions with the same sort of blasts we've been using.Yes, I'm stealing this from rurouni kenshin
>>29782514Thirding, this is really good
>>29782514>>29782553>>29782567You move around her, leaving regular afterimages all around, creating a circle of yourself around her. You continue to move, blasting from every direction, only for her to use Instant Transmission to get away. A volley of energy blasts strike you and all of the afterimages. The blast does not hurt very badly, but 17 appears in front of you and pulls his leg back to knee you in the chest.>A. Dodge>B. Block>C. Dodge>D. Something else
>>29782738>D Grab his knee and slam him into the ground
>>29782738>DTuck our feet up, use his knee-strike as a springboard, fire a two-handed spread of ki blasts as we move back.
>>29782738>D grab his knee and smash him a la hulk smash loki
>>29782777Let's try this. Dodge it and use his own movement to slam him.
>>29782871I know it's a joke, but please don't say that.
>>29782914Yeah SOM, please don't make frank say it
>>29782871THE NAME... IS FRANK.AND I'M DRAWING... A BLANK.
>>29782871Hahaha that would be funny as shit. But no SOM don't say it, they wouldn't get the reference
>>29782777>>29782803>>29782871>>29782914>>29782943>>29782949You grab his knee and drop to the ground, swinging him by his leg and slamming him into it. He does not get back up. Suddenly, a massive ball of energy strikes you from behind and slams you into the wall on the other side of the room. 18 appears and grabs you by the hair, lifting you up and throwing you across the room, firing an energy wave after you.>A. Dodge>B. Block>C. Deflect>D. Something else
>>29783043>CProject images of us being unable to hold it and disintegrating into her mind
>>29783043>AIT down to the floor and check on 17 for a moment.
>>29783043Whooops. Lets just make sure hes okay>>29783093
>>29783074This is a bad plan: both aspects, making her think we died AND entering her mind, are individually bad, but combined they're VERY bad.
>>29783074I worry about that. Invading her mind is a serious trespass, especially if we havent broached that with her. Maybe talk to her about how she would feel about that, but we shouldn't do that until we have
>>29783276>>29783139Yeah, I didn't think this one through>>29783093this is fine
>>29783093>>29783117>>29783201You use your Instant Transmission to teleport to 17, taking a moment to check on him. He's still breathing."Don't worry about him" 18 says when she appears next to you. "He's just knocked out. A few blows to the head might actually be good for him. Focus on me."She vanishes and appears across the room from you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29783338>B. IT to her and charge a ki attack, when she attacks use a flashbang, IT, and fire the ki blast
>>29783338>A. You've got it. >B. >>29783360
>>29783338>A"Fair enough.">BIT 17 to the door, set him down, then IT directly in front of 18.Stick in close for a while and trade blows, mixing in a few ki punches. IT after her if she IT's, etc.
>>29783360To make sure on the wording here, you don't mean charge a ki attack as in "pour a lot of energy into it", you mean prep it? As in, the same sort of attacks we've been using effectively so far?
>>29783598>>29783494>>29783399>>29783360You use Instant Transmission to reach her and charge an energy blast. She uses her Android Barrier and it strikes the flashbang afterimage you leave behind. This disorients her and causes her shield to drop. You blast her from behind and she goes flying across the room. It takes some time, but she gets to her feet. She sighs as she dusts herself off."You may have cost yourself the match, you know" she tells you. "You've gone too long without making any decisive attacks, sapping your energy holding back and getting pummeled by me and 17. You're losing energy, and I don't have that disadvantage.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29783723How is Frank feeling right now?
>>29783756You have about half your energy left
>>29783723We willl see.Exchange blows!!
>>29783756Yeah, status update would be nice. How much longer till SSJ2 collapses on us?>>29783723"Perhaps, but I'm not fighting to win, I'm fighting to improve. And I'd rather lose a training fight than accidentally kill friends."
>>29783782Thanks SOMThis diaglogue>>29783800
>>29783723>A I don't really care about the match, fighting is fun no matter if you win or lose.
>>29783723>A"Your brother is down for the count, and you took a fair bit to get up this time. I'll still have the advantage for a bit yet.">BBlast the ground at her feet, and use the blast to screen our approach (since she can't sense energy, she wouldn't be able to see us coming). Grab hold of her, IT back to the ground, and introduce her to it with a solid punch.
>>29783800>>29783944Both of these are good.
>>29783800>>29783883"Perhaps, but I'm not fighting to win" you tell her. "I'm fighting to improve. And I'd rather lose a training fight than accidentally kill friends."She glares at you, scowling. "I am getting really sick of that attitude. I don't appreciate you implying that I'm weak." She holds her hands out towards you and begins charging an energy attack. The room shakes as she gathers power.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29784007"I'm not saying you're weak. I'm saying that I'm not good at estimating my power. I kind of have to scale it up while sparring to not accidentally rip off a limb or something."
>>29784007>A. Weak? You are far far from weak, 18.>B Blast an energy attack back at hers. Exceed it by 15%, if we can.
>>29784007>BIT, interrupt her with a ki punch in the face and a ki kick to the ribs.
>>29784107>>29784098You use Instant Transmission to get in front of her and interrupt her energy build with a Ki Punch to the face, followed by a Ki Kick to the ribs that sends her slamming against the far wall. She struggles to her feet and smirks."That's more like it.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29784098>>29784107I'd add the dialogue from >>29784051 afterward.
>>29784274>A You are far from weak 18>B Fient a jab at her head but duck and uppercut her jaw
>>29784274>A. "You're far from weak, but if you've talked to Fita you'll see I had a tendency to exagerate with power in spars..."
>>29784274>A"I'm sorry if I insulted you. It's just I'm a bit cautious about this sort of thing.""Continue?"
>>29784357I'll go for it.
>>29784287>>29784318>>29784353>>29784357>>29784370>>29784385"You are far from weak 18" you tell her, feinting a jab at her head, planning to deliver an uppercut to her jaw.She vanishes and appears behind you, kicking you in the back of the head, slamming it into the wall. She picks you up and holds you over her head before tossing you across the room."And don't you forget it" she tells you.You're feeling tired, and your head hurts. You manage to rise to your feet without too much difficulty.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29784548>B Mouthblast her while in the middle of a sentence
>>29784548Ha! This>>29784589Now for some dialogue...
>>29784548Enough dicking around, let's take her down hard.
>>29784614>A Y'know what I need? Some good ol potato chi-BOOM moutblast
>>29784548>A"All or nothing.">BCharge her, send an afterimage through her, but IT and hit her with a ki punch from behind instead of in front.
>>29784548Aaaand heres the dialogue >>29784678
>>29784678I... this just sounds so dumb.As for the mouthblast, I don't know where that falls on our list of potential bad outcomes.
>>29784614>>29784700Whoops those are me
>>29784589>>29784614>>29784678>>29784700"You know what I need?" you ask. "Some good ol potato chi-" you stop halfway through the word and fire a mouth blast at 18.This strategy probably would have worked had you done it at a closer range, but since she is on the other side of the room, she has more than enough time to react, vanishing before the attack can strike her, and appearing in front of you, punching you in the chest and lifting you up against the wall, smirking up at you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29784775>A"Clever girl.">BKi kick.
>>29784806>>29784819>>29784872"Clever girl" you comment before delivering a Ki Kick to her face.She is sent hurling backwards and sliding across the floor while you slide down the wall to your feet on the ground.>A. Charge>B. Energy attacks>C. Counter>D. Dijon Driller>E. Kamehameha>F. Ki Strands>G. Ki Kick>H. Something else
>>29785027>HIT, pin her to the ground.I want to make sure we didn't just knock her out with that last attack before we continue attacking.
>>29785073Should have specified, pin her and prep an energy blast.
>>29785027H. Drop down to regular Super Saiyan, go Kaio-Ken Times Three, Instant Transmission up to 18 and smash her into the ceiling, then charge up a full power Kamehameha and Instant Transmission to point blank range at the last second to kill her.
>>29785027Charge after her while firing energy balls to prevent her from dodging.
>>29785118And then there's this guy.>>29785073>>29785112I'd be fine with this.
>>29785118Ha! No. >>29785074change to >>29785073
>>29785222>>29785187>>29785112>>29785073You use Instant Transmission to get over to 18 and pin her to the ground , preparing an energy blast at the same time. She simply stares up at you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29785282>A"Do you surrender?"
>>29785282Do. You. Yeild? Give her the ol' Frank smirk.
>>29785282And now... We Waifu her. seriously though this >>29785327
>>29785327ThisI'm preparing my Descartes pics
>>29785343Pic possibly related.
>>29785473>>29785373>>29785343>>29785327>>29785319"Do you yield?" you ask, smirking down at her.She smirks in return. "No."Her palms open and a pair of energy blasts hit you full force in the face, knocking you off of her. She pulls her legs in and kicks you in the chin, sending you up into the air, She uses Instant Transmission to follow, and grabs you by the ankles, swinging you around before sending you crashing into a wall. The instant she lets go of you, she fires an energy blast that hits you the moment after you crash into the wall. You roll down the wall and onto the floor, your armor smoking, yourself burning and feeling tired."Do you yield?" she asks.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29785576>B IT to just above her and ki kick her in the face
>>29785576Goddamn I love 18
>>29785610this but A. "No"
>>29785576>A"Why do we even bother asking that? Like, ever?">BDo >>29784690
>>29785576>Ill second >>29785709
Is there any possible way to restrain her with ki strands without Som killing her?
>>29785752If you specify that they're very weak, then yes
>>29785576Struggle for a bit. I'm sure we got a bit of energy left. What form are we in?
>>29785811Super Saiyan 2
>>29785709>>29785725>>29785753"Why do we even bother asking that? Like, ever?" you ask.She shrugs and fires another energy blast at you. You charge her, avoiding the blast and sending an afterimage through her, using Instant Transmission to get behind her, only to have her vanish and hit you from the side with a punch to the face, followed by a leg sweep that knocks your legs out from under you. She grabs your ankles once again and swings you, slamming you into the wall.>A. Blast her to make her let go>B. Struggle>C. Surrender>D. Something else
>>29785917>D. Go limp and play possum
>>29785917>DDrop down to SS, KKx3 and rush her
>>29785917>DKi armor blast.
>>29785917D. Ki strand at her power level to bind her arms together, assuming that she grabbed our leg with both hands. Then IT out of there.If only one hand, disregard this post
>>29785981Then mouth blast again when she stops
>>29785917>D.Ki armor blast her
>>29786047>>29786023>>29786000You use your Ki Armor Explosion, forcing her to release you and knocking her on her rear. She fires a pair of energy blasts at you as you get up and then vanishes.>A. Dodge>B. Block>C. Deflect>D. Something else
>>29786183>AIT to where she was standing, leave an afterimage, and IT so that we're standing upside-down on the ceiling.
Okay. We got to take her out, we are pretty close to running out of energy imo.So im thinking we need to slam her into the wall preeeetty hard and try and knock her out or something
>>29786230That'd be fine if we knew where she was.
>>29786407>>29786317>>29786229You use Instant Transmission to travel to the spot where she had stood moments ago. Leaving an afterimage there, you use Instant Transmission and teleport to the ceiling, standing upside down on it."Hi there" says a voice behind you.You turn to see 18 hovering eye level with you. She delivers a punch that causes your feet to slide off the ceiling, and she grabs your ankles once again, spinning you around before slamming you against the ceiling, following that with a punch to your gut. She hovers away as you fall towards the ground.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29786634>B Right ourself and fire a full power energy wave at herFURU-PAWA-ENERUGI-HA
>>29786634>BIT to her, grab hold of her, and rush into the wall, adding a headbutt as we hit.
>>29786700>>29786634Sure why not.
>>29786634I can never say no to the headbutt>>29786700
>>29786731>>29786729>>29786700You teleport to her using Instant Transmission. Ending up behind her, you grab her and rush into the wall, headbutting the back of her head as you hit. She hearbutts you in retaliation and pushes off from the wall with her legs. You fall backwards onto the ground and she frees herself from your grasp. As you get to your feet she vanishes and appears behind you, grabbing you in a full nelson.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29786942tickle her fanny with our tail
>>29786942kick her knee
>>29786942>A"KIDNEY SHOT!">BElbow her in the kidney until she lets go.
>>29786942"Surprising..."Hit her with the back of our head, then use ki armor.
>>29786942>B Put our hands on her head and energy blast her. Then Flashbang IT behind her then in front of her. Ki kick to the face
>>29787103Reverse that and we're good.
>>29787103>>29787129"Surprising" you comment, activating your Ki Armor and head butting her with the back of your head. She releases you and covers her nose, taking a step back.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29787204B. Press the attack and deliver a beatdown while she's staggered. Knock her out.
>>29787204raise our tail out of the way and fire a ki blast out of our asshole.
>>29787204>A"Why with the full-nelson? You know I can use this technique."
>>29787273>>29787271>>29787250While she is staggered, you press the attack, delivering a series of swift and powerful attacks, knocking 18 unconscious.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29787494stay in SSJ2 even after the fight has finished, just to see how long you can do it>probably not much longer now
>>29787494>BTake 17 and 18 upstairs. Put them in separate beds. Drop out of SSJ2. Proceed to pass out on 18's bed.
>>29787494>B.Carry 17 and 18 somewhere they can rest. I just realized this could be your way of taking them out of commission for the 16 fight.
>>29787562What, you mean you think I engineered this fight to be so long and challenging, resulting in you being wounded and exhausted, 17 and 18 being knocked, only for 16 to show up and catch you at a major disadvantage?Really anon, does that sound like something I would do?
>>29787603Yeah, and this sounds exactly like the way you'd "deny" it while actually confirming it, too.
>>29787543we should take their unconscious bodies somewhere comfortable, it's a bit silly just leaving them around and meditating while they are flat on their faces unconscious.
>>29787603To me, and I'm the guy who identifies with pic related.
>>29787603quickly! to the senzu bean!
>>29787554I'd be down for this, if for no other reason than I'm curious what their reactions would be.I'd also like to IT them back to Mars, seeing as >>29787603 just got posted.
>>29787603Dammit SOM. That would make a lot of sense.
>>29787554>>29787562>>29787634>>29787675You pick up 17 and 18, carrying them from the room and carrying them to separate guest rooms, putting them in beds to rest.>A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Timeskip to when one of them wakes up
>>29787675>in before SOM has Bulma accidentally blow 17 up to punish us for not staying on Earth like good little boys and girls
>>29787773>CTry not to pass out.
>>29787810We could probably drop out of SSJ2 into SSJ1 and stop using energy, but avoid having the whole wave of exhaustion.
>>29787796>>29787810>>29787859Please also grab the Scouters and keep an eye on 16.
>>29787890We should totally do this too
>>29787773get in bed with 18 and wait for her to wake up
>>29787936dick in mouth, also
>>29787936That would be Popo levels of creepy. We do not wish to tread in his territory.
>>29787970Fuckin Popo.Seriously no to this>>29787936>>29787964>>29787972
>>29787936>>29787964>>29787972Oh cool, you guys are back
>>29787796>>29787810>>29787859>>29787890You power down to regular Super Saiyan and grab one of the scouters, making sure 16 doesn't show up here and catch you by surprise. Of course, he doesn't, and a few hours later, 17 emerges from his guest room.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29787972No to both.
>>29788005it's just one person.I think we should stay in SSJ2 for as long as we can without passing out, and then drop down to SSJ1 to 'rest' then meditate
>>29788017>A."You glad we finally had a good sparring match?"
>>29788017"Is 18 still asleep? I gave her a pretty good pounding, so I guess it doesn't surprise me"
>>29788017Ask kami if there is anything left of the earth.
>>29788017>A"Morning, sunshine. How was your nap?"
>>29788037Yeah I agree>A So, how do you feel?
>>29787972>>29787995>>29788005>>29788007>>29788022Why is it that every time a joke post is made, 3x as many people as you would think are participating suddenly support it?I mean Som would just ignore it anyway, but seeing you guys lose your shit over it just makes it worth it.
>>29788115Its better to be safe than sorry imo
>>29788115Somnius doesn't tend to ignore jokes, if we all remember the 'cut Frank's dick off' dilemma.
>>29788239What? This is the first im hearing of this. Now I'm scared
>>29788267>mfw I'm the one who posted that and voted against it in the poll
>>29788296It's not one of our better moments.....
>>29788043voting for this
>>29788043>>29788052>>29788071"Good morning sunshine, how was your nap?" you ask.He rubs his head and chuckles. "Refreshing.""Glad we finally had a good sparring match?" you ask."Yes, that was rather fun" he tells you. "Next time, I assure you, the outcome will be very different.""So, is 18 still asleep?" you ask."Yes" he tells you. "I gave her a pretty good pounding, so I guess it doesn't surprise me" you say to him.He glares "I'll have to ask that you not phrase things like that when talking about my sister.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29788296Yeah... I'm going to continue to "lose my shit" over joke posts... Christ...
>>29788381>A Oh uhhh sorry it's not what I meant
>>29788381>A"Huh? Oh... OOOOOHHHHH...""Sorry, man.""Okay, sooo... what now?"
>>29788381"what...? O .... hahaha I only make sweet tender lov to my wifes. ha ha."
>>29788381this>>29788456with>>29788454 at the end
>>29788381"Oh, right, sorry."Proceed to say the same thing to 18 for maximum trolling.
>>29788537"Huh? I gave you a good pounding too, you know!"
>>29788454>>29788456>>29788501>>29788537"Huh? Oh....OOOOOOHHHH...." you say, suddenly realizing what you said. "That's not what I meant, sorry man. So, what now.""Well, for right now, I'm going to go find some HETAP" 17 tells you, turning and walking off.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29788710Wait! 17? I think we need to talk, this is an intervention. Y-you... you have a HETAP problem...Just joking! Get goin'.
>>29788710>A"I think I'm just going to relax here a moment. 18 didn't exactly make it easy."Also, if our armor is as badly wrecked as it sounded after the fight, we should ditch it.
>>29788710>A. "Mind if I join you?"Who had the brilliant idea to tell a guy we pounded his sister, really
>>29788795I'm just hoping for Frank to tell 18 that we pounded her brother to bring it full circle.
>>29788883I think I can support that.seconde>>29788758
>>29788883 what if 18 wakes up and asks why we pounded so hard please SOM, consider this for the lulz, in front of A17 too
>>29789037Please SOM, do this for us. Its too perfect
>>29788758>>29788740>>29788925>>29789037>>29789127"Wait! 17!" you call.The Android turns to look at you."I think we need to talk" you tell him.He sighs "About what?""This is an intervention!" you tell him.He blinks. "An intervention...for what?""Y-you...you have a HETAP problem...." you tell him before laughing. "Just joking, get going."He smiles and shakes his head turning to leave."I think I'm just going to relax for a moment. 18 didn't exactly make it easy" you call after him.He sticks up his middle finger as he continues down the hall and around the corner.He returns later with a HETAP, and 18 emerges from her room, rubbing her head."God I'm sore" she complains, looking at you. "Did you have to pound me so hard?"17 spits out his drink. "WHAT?!">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29789037>Hey, Frank, that was some pounding you gave me.>Yeah, well, y'know, 's what I do.>It was great, though. So exhilarating.>My wives enjoy it like that too. Especially Fita. She likes it especially hard.>Does she? I might have to try it with her at some point.>17's face when
>>29789195>A. Laugh, it's too much, all Frank can do is laugh
>>29789195Just do >>29789211
>>29789211>We could double-team you, if you like. Good experience for dealing with it from both ends>Please, I've dealt with much more than two
>>29789195>A Don't look so surprised 17, I pounded you pretty hard as well.
>>29789211Oh jesus christ
>>29789257oh I forgot>pic related to 17
>>29789257You mean to mars
>>29789291oh yeah, yes. forgot
>>29789195A. what can I say give a lady what she wants
>>29789229Thirding. Frank needs to just lose his shit for a while.
>>29789211>>29789195My sides are off orbit...funniest chat ever
>>29789211I want this to exist
>>29789211I'll go with this, but I'd like to telepathically ask 18 to play along.
>>29789195This >>29789271Then>>29789229Thank you based SOM. You are truly too much. My sides are gone.. just gone
>>29789381He earned it, based SOM
>>29789211>>29789234>>29789242>>29789271>>29789275>>29789346>>29789352>>29789361You send a mental message to 18 "Play along, let's see how uncomfortable we can make your brother."She smirks, looking at 17 "I was just saying that he gave me some pounding.""Yeah, well, y'know, 'swhat I do" you respond.17 looks between the two of you, sputtering."It was great though" 18 says with a slightly dreamy look. "So exhilarating.""My wives enjoy it like that too" you comment. "Especially Fita. She likes it especially hard.""I-, but you-" 17 babbles."Does she?" 18 asks. "I might have to try it with her at some point."17 crushes his HETAP can in his hand, the beverage exploding. He turns and walks back towards his room."Where are you going, 17?" 18 asks."I'm going to lie down, because I think I must be having some sort of trauma induced nightmare, and maybe going to sleep in it will wake me up" he says as he nears his room."Oh come on 17, this conversation can't be too surprising" you say. "I pounded you pretty hard as well."He sticks up his middle finger again as he goes back into his room, slamming the door behind him.18 laughs. "Well, that was amusing.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29789561SOM I love you so much right nowcompletely homo>A Yes it was indeed, I'm gonna go train for a bit now>B Go SSJ and start pushing
>>29789561>A. *laugh* "He's even easier than Vegeta!"Wait to see if she says anything, if not"So, what did you think of the fight?"
>>29789561>AIf you think that's funny, you should read Nappa and Raditz's space-buddy-cop screenplayIf you use this, it is now canon.
Oh, 18, if I wasn't set on waifuing before I sure as hell am now.
>>29789561>>29789623votingfuck SOM I seriously laughed so long I started tearing up
>>29789765>>29789759>>29789734>>29789731>>29789686>>29789623>>29789810You laugh "He's even easier than Vegeta. And if you think this was funny, you should read Nappa and Raditz's space-buddy-cop screenplay.""I thought Bulma was joking when she told me about that" 18 says. "And what do you mean 'easier than Vegeta'? Have a fun story to share?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29789855>AOh man, this one time, the earth blew up and he totally thought Bulma was dead. It was fucking hilarious.
>>29789810>>29789618>>29789615Hey, thank the brilliant anon who came up with that dialogue.>>29789804EMT plz
>>29789804Isn't it past your bedtime, Krillin?
>>29789855Not really, just easy to tease>>29789884No, just no
>>29789855Tell her how Vegeta reacted when he found out more people were going super saiyan before he did, and just absolutely shat a brick planet when Frank discovered a SECOND form.
>>29789211>>29789242>>29789271Thanks Anons. That dialogue was perfect.>>29789855Pretty much this>>29789990
What would drive Vegeta madReceding hairline jokes?Height jokes?
>>29789990I don't remember him freaking out at super saiyan 2, just at salta spina erica and fitas transformations. I think it's the "super human" that put him over the edge.With that modification, seconded.
>>29789855>A"Nah, he just rushes into things.""You want to hang out here a while, or head on up to Mars for a bit? If we're not sparring, there's honestly not much to do here. I mean, other than drinking HETAP and talking with Kami.">>29789901You're all very welcome.
>>29789990ONLY if we mention that he probably thought it was exposure to Frank's sperm that was the key to transforming. Erica got two transformations because she was our kid.
>>29790105>head on up to Mars for a bit?We shouldn't let her go up there until we know Bulma is done with the remote. I mean she probably is after this long, but still.
>>29790136It only works at short range, Anon, but point sort of taken.
>>29790157Actually 18 doesn't have the bomb, but getting turned off would kinda suck too
>>29790179Yeah, that's more what I was thinking.
>>29790136>>29790134>>29790105>>29790097>>29790039>>29790027>>29789990>>29789929>>29790157"Mostly just easy to tease" you tell her. "But, when he found out about me becoming a Super Saiyan 2, and Salta, Spina, and Erica becoming Super Saiyans, he freaked out. But he REALLY lost it when he found out that Erica was a Super Human. He ran off screaming and fled the planet."18 laughs "Now THAT is funny.""So, want to hang out here for a bit, or head on up to Mars?" you ask.She shrugs "I could go for some HETAP, and I think 17 and I owe you one. Sure, let's hang out here for a bit. But I'm not going to bother 17 right now. We can bother him when he comes back out of his room.">Any questions before we conclude?
>>29790255yes1: Did Fita ever show frank what she bought in that adult storeand 2: Don't you think the mars dragon balls are too OP?
>>29790255Why do you go through the trouble of callin haymakers "two-handed downward strikes"?
>>29790255Are we going to need new armor?Did we get a power up off that longass fight?On a scale of 1 through 10, how in are we with 18?That... about covers it.
>>29790255Are we finally ready to take on 16? Other than this thread, it feels like its dragging on too long. Also, power levels?
>>29790304The two year recharge is a good balance to them. Although just being able to repeatedly bring back multiple people is a pretty good deal.On that note, we should work out exactly what wishes we're going to ask ahead of time. We have four of them, after all.
>>297903041. No2. I tried to balance it, the Earth Dragon was eventually modified to grant 2 wishes every Earth year, and since a Martian year is nearly double that, I figured 4 every Martian year would be alright.>>29790324Because I'd never heard the term haymaker before>>29790327YesA bit, would have gotten more had you lost>>29790327It could go either way>>29790332Depending on how you fight, you can take himPower Levels are the same as last thread except yours will be 40,000,000 upon full recovery from this fighthttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.htmlThread is archived, if you enjoyed it, give it an upvote
>>29790387>40,000,000 upon full recovery from this fightSo, at Super Kaioken 3 we're looking at six billion, not bad.
>>29790387>It could go either wayThaaats a nonanswer.
>>29790364We worked out some wishes already>Earth's invulnerable to ki attacks>Everyone the androids killed directly or indirectly is revived>All damage made by the androids is repaired.Also we have 1 wish promised to Korin, to make his beans grow faster.
>>29790387Alright, have a good night SOMSeriously, these threads really cheer me up
>>29790453You're a very good friend to her and borderline to where she could have romantic feelings for you.
>>29790387Don't listen to him>>29790324A haymaker is just a punch meant to knock someone out in a single punch, usually a hook.The Kirk Punch doesn't have a name.http://imgur.com/gallery/YGgY0
>>29790455>>Everyone the androids killed directly or indirectly is revivedDoes that bring back Dr Briefs, though? I think we need to add "the androids and those who revived them"
>>29790469So, I'd call that just shy of an 8.
>>29790493Or just bring back all the humans, saiyans, and half-saiyans killed in the last year by Android 16 or the Red Ribbon Army.
>>29790457I'm glad to hear that you enjoy them, but, is something wrong?>>29790510I'd call it a 5 or 6>Any more questions?
>>29790534Nah, just trivial stuff don't worry about it
>>29790534Seriously? So for you "romantic feelings" start at like a 7? Because I'd be putting the tipping point at an 8.Fucked if I know. "Close" is good enough for now.
>>29790493Oh, thats right. We have to make sure Dr. Briefs are brought back. So maybe. Change it to >Everyone killed directly or indirectly by the Red Ribbon Army or their associates or assets is revived.Anyway I have to go. Thanks for the thread SOM NIUS, it was great as always.
>>29790568A 5 or 6 is how far you are>>29790562Alright, if you're sure>>29790573Thanks, have a good night>Any more questions?
>>297905687 is a slight crush8 is a crush9 is love10 is undying pure amazing eternal ultra love
>>29790534Will the mars dragon be a fuckhuge beefy monstrosity due to the number and power of the wishes, or something like pic related cause its brand new.
>>29790735He will not look like your picture, that's all I will say for now.
>Any more questions?Next update between 2:00 and 4:00 PM Eastern
>>29790904if frank found a litter of puppies and adopted all but one, would he still go to heaven?
>>29791037Yes, that last puppy would hate him forever though
>>29791052what if it were a litter of kittens instead?
>>29791067Well, yes, but /b/ might throw a shitfit.
>>29791052what if the puppies were too young to remember each other? Would it still hate him?If they weren't too young, would the ones he took in hate him for abandoning their brother?
>>29791134Man, I don't know, but now I'm worried about the dogs my family got from the pound killing me in my sleep
Guys we need to get 18 a puppy to seal our chances with her
>>29791179If Frank killed the dogs your family got from the pound with the intention of keeping them from killing you in your sleep, would he still go to heaven?
>>29791211I don't know...>>29791206EMT plz
>>29791206why stop at one?get her a litter (except one)
>>29791227Aw, huskies are awesome and adorable. That'd totally work.
>>29791301I like it. lets get her a puppy when we confess our love to her
>>29791206>>29791301>>29791324>>29791275Making a loooooot of assumptions right now
>>29791410you shut up, we're getting a puppy
>>29791423A puppy is a big responsibility anon
>>29791455ur mum is a big responsibilityhuehuehue
>>29791455the kids can take care of it.we need to teach them responsibility somehow
>>29791519You know within a week Spina will be stuck taking care of it
>>29791552no the kids have to do itthey don't even go to school, we need to have them become responsible adults somehow
>>29791632gohan seemed like he would be a responsible adult
>>29791632they were raised on earthat least Fita's kids have hope I guesslets get Erica a puppy
>>29791670He was half human and his mother made him devote pretty much every waking moment to studying>>29791684Her and Brola would probably be the two who would be most excited to have a puppy. Portan probably needs one more than anybody though
>>29791707is that because his energy is shit colored, and this fact has caused him crushing depression?
>>29791744His aura does not bother him