You smile at Miho, she smiles back before hiccupping softly. You have questions- Why is Miho drunk? How did Saori get the wine? What are you, a foreign guy, going to do with a drunken Japanese highschool girl that doesn't make you look like... Okay well you are a filthy foreign barbarian, but not in a bad way!You are Commander Russells of the M26E1 Pershing Heavy Tank "Black Jack" and, now that Miho is giggling quietly at something only she's thinking of, you feel that for the first time in a while, you are the sole beacon of sanity in an insane situation. So you do what you do best- smile and internalize the anger for later unleashing. "What's funny, Miho?"She smiles at you. "Nothing- was just thinking about how funny Italian words sound..." She leans forward and brushes her hair back. "Spaghetti- who came up with a word like that?" Miho's maybe ninety-five pounds and she's had two glasses of wine, on top of the fact that she probably has absolutely no tolerance- hell you remember sneaking a bottle of Grampa's scotch when you were ten and about her size- two swigs of it and you were ready to take a nap.>Grin and bear it- we know the situation so we can try to control it!>Find Richard- he is going to help you fix this.>...Saori.>Other.
>>29762417>Grin and bear it- we know the situation so we can try to control it!Put you arm around her to keep her balanced.
>>29762417>>Grin and bear it- we know the situation so we can try to control it!
>>29762417>Grin and bear it- we know the situation so we can try to control it.
>>29762417>Grin and bear it- we know the situation so we can try to control it!
>>29762550>>29762556What they said.Also, Miho's PTSD Spaghetti will probably now be about what she does/doesn't remember tonight! :)
>>29762417>Alcohol is a depressant...>Coffee should work, right?
>>29762743It won't be anything lewd... probably...
>>29762417>Grin and bear itEverything is gonna go wroooong!Also, volleyball costumes are hnnnng
>>29762823So no handholding?
>>29762860Was trying to find a picture of Miho drunk.Didn't happen. :/
>>29762887I said probably... so insert whatever your dirty, dirty mind comes up with.>>29762916:( well, I think we still earned this pic now
>>29762417>Grin and bear it- we know the situation so we can try to control it.>When this is all over, we are having words with Saori. We appreciate everyone wanting our date to go well, but this may have derailed things.
>>29762998Spying on our date was worth words. Getting Miho drunk, that makes painting our tank blue look like a minor hiccup. there is only one way to attain satisfaction: SUPER ANNIHILATION BATTLE!
>>29763063This is a fascinating concept and I want to make it a thing.
>>29762417> grin and bear it, order her extra water and wait it out. We Can Mad At Saori later.
>>29763244Glad to hear I'm not the only one! That came from one of the "joke" manga, so I'm not sure if there is a canon place for it, just that it happens before Pravda, since Miho dons the ancestral Helgast armor again there. So I'd put it in between Anchovy and Katyusha, but don't quote me on that until I get back from mangafox.
>>29763349Ok,just checked mangafox, the manga in question is Love-Dovey Panzer, there is no indication of when that happens, so lets call it post-Anzio training/revenge on teammates. Here is the second half of the battle and the Katyusha match.
>>29763063I love yukari's face in the 4th panel.
http://ak-scans.wikia.com/wiki/Girls_und_Panzer Halfway down the page-ish.
>>29763701Idolization... somethings are just universal.>>29763749Uhh.. thanks... I guess?
>>29763809Was linking the manga mentioned by the other anons, so you're welcome ;)
>>29763881I was ok with Manga fox, but now I have had data in case the internet dies. Thanks! Tone: straight
"Don't know- maybe it's named after a town or something?" You say, shrugging a bit at the thought. "Lot of Italian pasta is named after towns, I bet!" As far as small talk goes, it's terrible. But Miho is drunk and nods along with your words as though they were sage wisdom. "German's wierd too..." She says, looking at you. "I know German, y'know! Learned it from tank manuals and documentaries and books..." She giggles a bit- "Kampf!" She says in a goofy voice. "Kampf!... Sounds wierd." She picks up and breadstick. "Sounds like someone taking a bite of something! Kampf! Kampf!"You blink at her, your face perfectly masking your horror at the situation. Miho isn't just tipsy- she's properly sloshed. If Patrick were here he'd probably want to get out his phone and video and interview her for Youtube. "What about Japanese?" You say. "You guys have some pretty funny words!""Oh?" She says. "Like what?">Onomatopoeia.>What's a wierd-sounding Japanese word?>Other.
>>29764117>What's a *weird*-sounding Japanese word?Quick! make her think until she falls asleep, then call for a ride home. (and hope Shiho doesn't have agents watching.)
>>29764117>okonomiyaki is a weird one, those pancake things.>The proper Japanese word for Turkey translates literally into something like sevefoldvibrantfeathered bird of paradise.>Less your phonetics, more the use of a pictographic written language on top of 2 different phonetic written languages.
>>29764117Kapa (a turtle .fish daemon thing)
>>29764247That's better than what I could come up with. My extent of Japanese language jokes is mostly "words with different meanings yet sound/spell almost exactly the same"
>>29764117Baka (japanese for idiot) is pronounced exactly the same as Vaka (spanish for cow)
>>29764117>"Onomatopoeia, " you say, letting the grin spread over your face.>Miho just stares at you uncomprehendingly.>"Ono... ono... what?">You say nothing. Miho's face scrunches up in confusion.>"Russells," she squeaks, staring at you horrified. "I've forgotten how to speak Japanese."
>>29764416this, a thousand times this!
>>29764416*based on a true story
>>29764477This I gotta hear. Please regal us, kind Sentinel,
>>29764416You are an evil person and I like you for this.
>>29764416...fuck it. Do this.
>>29764534>be me at a party>drinking>chatting with friends>one moment, everything is normal, the next, everything is like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4Dfa4fOEY>scared and confused>"Hapsa floosy wa?">try to reply>apparently I said "Guys, I dont know how english does anymore. Helps me."
>>29764631what happened then?
>>29764774Drunken shenanigans and me trying and failing to talk to people>"Hey man, you're like, the you know... yeah.">We nod at each other for thirty seconds and then my friend starts laughing at how confused I lookLanguage is just the first thing to go when I drink
>>29764874This is why when I got out with friends, I'm the "designated driver". Someone has to remember the night's laughs!
>>29764631>that videodude, what.
>>29764960>Someone has to remember the night's laughs!THat's what Face book is for
>>29765055who do you think uploads stuff? Everyone else is nursing a hangover most of the next day.
"Well..." You say buying time to think of a word. "...Like all your onomatopoeia!" You say with a smile.Miho looks at you, closing her left eye as she sounds out the word. "Ono... Onopoto..." Right about now you're wishing you knew the Japanese word for it. She looks worried for a second. "Onomoto..." She sounds tongue-tied."Uh... Like when a word sounds like what's describing." You say- "I don't know if there's a Japanese word for it- like 'Geppu!' You smile. "That sounded really funny to me when I first heard it..."Miho leans her head over on her hand. "Doki-doki." She says with a smile and giggles. "It does sound funny!" >Wait... Doki-Doki?>Maybe we should excuse ourselves?>Look around for Saori- and scowl at her.>Other.
>>29765426>Look around for Saori- and scowl at her.
>>29765426>Look around for Saori- and scowl at her.Give her the "I've got my eyes on you" fingers then>Maybe we should excuse ourselves?
>>29765426>>Wait... Doki-Doki?Let's see where this takes us.Also BJ is giving a friend a ride somewhere, so the next post may be delayed.
>>29765426>Look around for Saori- and scowl at her.>Maybe we should excuse ourselves?
>>29765426>>Look around for Saori- and scowl at her.Richard.Saori.Someone.Help.
>>29765573we must make our own help... and by that I mean whip out our cell, call Grampa, and get Miho back to her apartment.
>>29765426>Wait... Doki-Doki?come oonnn drunken romancing
"Doki-doki?" You say, staring at her quizzically. You haven't heard that one yet- Your mind goes through the paces of figuring out what doki-doki sounds like.Miho leans in a bit more. "Doki-doki..." She says a bit quieter, but with more confidence. "Like when your heart is beating really fast..." A glance down shows her drawing imaginary circles on the tablecloth, while she stares right at you.Oh.Ohhhh.Well, you're pretty sure this is exactly what Saori was going for. You gulp, attempting not to do so audibly- women and relationships were never your purvue, but right now, dealing with a drunk and, evidently, very flirtatious Miho Nishizumi, you are completely out of your element. You aren't just a fish out of water- you're a fish out of atmosphere, floating in orbit wondering what decision could've possibly led to this situation.>Flee- nothing good can come of staying.>Deflect- we need to get her mind off you before she does something she'll regret.>Flirt back.>Excuse yourself, get advice.>Other.
>>29767582>Deflect- we need to get her mind off you before she does something she'll regret.Dammit Saori.
>>29767582>Deflect- we need to get her mind off you before she does something she'll regret.Miho is not going to take tomorrow well.
>>29767582>Deflect- we need to get her mind off you before she does something she'll regret.
>>29767582>ALL HANDS, GENERAL QUARTERS, RAISE DEFLECTOR SHIELDS.>Quick think Russells think we were supposed to go to somewhere yes no maybe safe topic."Movie!""Err... I mean, do you want to watch a movie?"
>>29767582ohgodwhatdoipickon the one hand yessss flirty mihoon the other hand oh god spaghetti
>>29767582>Deflect- we need to get her mind off you before she does something she'll regret.I really, really, really want to flirt back.
>>29767582>>Flirt back.In for a penny, in for a dollar.
>>29767695FUND ITcaptcha: gnowden chicagohaha what
>>29767582>Flirt Back>But before that, scream Saori's name to the heavens and swear that you will embarrass her so hard she'll want to step on a lego
>>29767695Weren't we gonna see Frozen with Miho?
>>29767749Yeah, tell her you're going to give her the hard dickinest, ball slappiest ride she's ever been onOr chicken out like a pussy
>>29768165Since watching the 2 new episodes I've gone back through the previous seasons again
>>29768117Don't you mean you'll go home, and watch the hard dickinest, ball slappiest, interracial porno this ship has, while she wears a nun outfit?
>>29768418And then I'll run away while wearing an undersized school uniform
>>29768444>>29768418God fucking dammit, now I need to pick up Archer where I left off, if just to understand this damn joke.
>>29767966Yes, but then we came down with a slight case of severely drunk underage girlfriend. We'll have to save it for next time or watch it on Netflix with Miho.
When confronted with a drunk and flirtatious Japanese schoolgirl, your mind shuts down. It was not built for this sort of situation- giving accurate tactical information on how best to fight off four tanks at a time is fine. Keeping four alpha-personalities in line and working together to be among the best tank crews in the region? Easy!As you watch Miho gaze longingly into your eyes, though, your mind just... stops. It doesn't have an answer, it doesn't have a strategy or a plan. You swallow nervously and try not to glance away- you don't want to hurt her feelings, but you really don't know what else to do or say. You feel warm, al dente fear welling up."Your spaghetti, madam!" The server says, as he sets a tray down next to your table, placing a plate of food in front of your commander. "And for you, sir."You have never, in your life, been so happy to have dinner served and, you suspect, you might never be so happy to have it served ever again- a perfect topic of distraction. "What do you think of it, Miho?" You ask brightly with a smile."I thought it would have red sauce..." She says, poking it with her fork before she takes an experimental bite. "It's good!" She says cheerfully before digging in with a lot less grace than she'd probably manage sober.>Let her eat- find Richard. Or Saori. Anyone, really.>"Slow down, you'll choke!">"You're thinking of Spaghetti Bolognese- it's good too!">Other.
>>29768899>"Slow down, you'll choke!"Having our girlfriend choke on her food on our first date is not something we want.
>>29768899>>"Slow down, you'll choke!">>"You're thinking of Spaghetti Bolognese- it's good too!"
>>29768899>"Slow down, you'll choke!">"You're thinking of Spaghetti Bolognese- it's good too!"
>>29768926>>"Slow down, you'll choke!"this.
>>29768899>"Slow down, you'll choke!"I have a sinking suspicion of the consequences...
>>29768899>>"Slow down, you'll choke!"Don't we have, like, a panic word? Something that alerts pretty much everyone watching us that this date is crashing quicker than an ultralight going through the wonders of re-entry? Something that allows us to just get some help controlling this disaster?
>>29769210That will only backfire and get US in trouble.
>>29769210if theres anything i learned from planefag, its that the rape whistle does NOTHING.
>>29769572except in this case, we would probably get blamed for Miho's condition by the authorities... and then SHE walks in...
>>29769572It only encourages them.
>>29768899>Slow down, it's not like its going to run away. :D>Make eye contact with Saori. Fingers point at your eyes. To her. Thumb across your neck.Either that or in the future.>Meet with Richard and Saori:So how did it go?*Bert Stare*My revenge will be swift and terrible. And you will never see it coming.Ah those two... thinking you needed help well more than they already gave you.
You take a bite of your own plate of food- it's really pretty good! Miho is still chowing down on her spaghetti so fast she's barely lifting her chin. "Hey, slow down a bit!" You sy, smiling and winking. "I don't know the Heimlich..." She looks at you and seems to slow down a bit. Good- at least now she won't make a fool of herself. Just need to make sure you or your date's little helpers don't make a fool of her either.The rest of the dinner actually goes by fairly smoothly- hopefully all the food she ate will dilute the alcohol. Probably not, but at least it'll keep her from having an upset stomach or anything. And so, about ten minutes later you ask for the check.The waiter smiles and shakes his head. "For Miss Nishizumi and her tank team? Yesterday's victory was payment enough!" You blink- a wave of horror washing over your stomach- you'd been recognized. Miho had been recognized! Oh God- they'd know she was drunk and would assume it was because of you.Wait, did he say the food was free? You blink again.Miho smiles, and, in a surprisingly polite and sober fashion bows deeply. "Thank you! We'll continue to do our best!" She's blushing a bit- as embarassed as you are, but her inherant politeness shines through. As you walk out of the restaurant, you remember that Miho still wanted to see a movie, but in her still-very-tipsy condition...>Find Richard- you need help now, even if he helped create this situation.>Let's cut it short- Get Miho home so she can sleep it off.>It was Frozen, right?>Other.
>>29769708>Coffee. Preferably black.>Then movie.
>>29769708>It was Frozen, right?
>>29769708Miho seems to be more in control, then lets do >>29769729I wish to see Miho's reaction to the two sister's respective situations. It might even help Miho overcome some bad family memories.
>>29769708>>It was Frozen, right?
>>29769729Yes, coffee solves everything.
>>29769708BTW, have you actually seen Frozen BlackJack? Has anyone other than me?
>>29769708>>It was Frozen, right?Miho must just has learn to let it go.
>>29769883You are now imagining Miho singing "Let it go".
I'm gonna go to sleep. Don't forget, drunk chicks that are hot for you love the tickle monster
>>29769708>FROZENGo to the movies, it's a good place too sober up and keep the date from ending. Plus Frozen was a good movie. And if we try to end it now, Richard and the others might feel guilty that they ruined the date.
I haven't seen Frozen yet
>>29770348You should, Its great. A Disney film for the 21st century.
>>29770348It's not even possible for me to see it legally yet... (and I refuse to download a shaky cinema-cam)
>>29770395Not even Netflix?>>29769897Ok, that image got so stuck in my head I actually wrote lyrics for it. Should I post it?
>>29770395My family went and watched it without me while I was asleepcunts
>>29770348Go see it. Seriously. It is probably the best movie Disney's put out since their new Renaissance was kicked off by Princess and the Frog.
Blackjack is lateI'm calling it here. Time of death: 5:38pmRest in Peace buddy
>>29770466It's actually AM but timezones confuse me
>>29770472you and everyone else, man.
>>29770466>>29770472It's about 2:45am where he lives.
>>29770435It is not better than Brave. I felt the plot was too rushed along, the Olaf "Summer song" was completely out of line for everything else in the film, (though he was a great character) and that if the people just listened to the Troll grandpa in the first place (Or better yet, if he spoke to them in plain statements without cracking wise) they would not have been in the mess to begin with.And Anna still doesn't really learn her lesson. Also, Elsa destroyed so much property, and probably killed people. Why is everyone so happy to see her again?
>>29770417>Should I post it?Very yes.
Your first instinct is to take Miho home- tuck her in and let her sleep off the wine. However there's a several problems with this- first of all is the fact that home is on the other side of a four-hour ferry ride. And since you feel it'd be highly suspect for you to attempt to rent a hotel room, a movie theatre might be just what's needed; dark, comfortable and relatively isolated- nobody will notice if Miho needs to fall asleep.So, as you head out of the restaurant with Miho you turn to her. "So, Dinner's out of the way..." You mention looking at her sideways. "I think the second part of the equation is a movie?" You say simply.Miho's smile brightens the street considerably. "Can we see Frozen?!" She says- her speech is a bit clearer now, but her nose is still a red, she's definately still having a bit of trouble on her feet, a good enough reason for you to encourage her to throw a hand over your shoulder as you walk. "I've heard it's great!"You smile- well at least she seems to be having a good time. "Sounds like a plan- we've got a long time before we need to meet up with everyone again." You mention, glancing down at your watch. "Just... when it gets to a sad part..." You start, lowering your voice. "Alright... I'm always really bad with the sad scenes in Pixar movies. So..."Miho smiles at your awkwardness. "It's alright- they always get me too!" She sighs a bit. "Part of the reason I love y-them so much." You almost didn't notice that.
>>29770557ON DRAGONBALL Z!
>>29770557>WE DO >THREE>THINGS
NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST!>We watch a movie.>We try not to cry.>We cry a lot.Girls und Panzer Quest will return, due to working seven straight closing shifts after this, next Friday at 5-6PM PST!Follow me on Twitter at https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ
>>29770547>"Part of the reason I love y-them so much." You almost didn't notice that.aw shucks.
>>29770537Here is pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/Yqe9fGWNI tried to adapt the ice theme to a more "fire and steel" freedom.>>29770547NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST!also, Miho will cry during the last scene, alot.
>>29770563Christ!More time to not work on my own things, I guess.
And so ends another GuPQ thread; thread's archived, remember to rate it
>>29770599I was putting myself in the mindset of Miho at the quest's endgame: the Finals. She's becoming to be much more bold and open, so by the time she faces Maho, Miho has left the guilt of the Nishizumi family legacy behind her.
Finally managed to catch the tail-end of one of these.Being at WLC with no interwebs during the week is not a very good way for me to keep up with these.
>>29772010It does, however, give ne a chance to upload a few pictures I got while I was here.
>>29772062What is that?
>>29772305Some little remote-controlled tank. The sign next to it said something about English bootleggers, but I couldn't make out much more than that. The sign was iced over pretty badly.I'll see if I can get a picture of that if things thaw out sometime this week.
>>29770574>http://pastebin.com/Yqe9fGWNI'm BlackJack and I approve of this message.