>Follow the official Mushroom Kingdom Quest twitter!twitter.com/broquemonsieur1>Previous threads:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Mushroom+Kingdom+QuestWelcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Mushroom Kingdom Quest. In this adventure you'll take the role of Leoonardo Koocaprio, one of Bowser's most trusted commanders and be thrust into thy wild world of the Mario games, where you'll go on incredible adventures from the welcoming gates of Toad Town to the dreary Wiggler Woods to the magma-streaked mountains of World 8.When we left off, Tanoomba was waiting for friends to arrive to help him and Darryl board the Comet Observatory, while Leo, Sal and Lily had been drafted by Bowser as the bosses of World 4.+ + +You stand outside the rusty dome, the fragrant island morning still heavy in the air. Darryl and Rob are next to you, waiting and looking down the path. Spectro's waiting inside, complaining that he fears the light.You can still see your skeletal Yoshi. He's eaten a sizable hole in the ground (though it just fell out of his jaw a few feet away) and has now moved to gnawing on a tree trunk. Darryl quietly rattles to himself, and you can hear Rob fizzling with giddy anticipation of his friends' arrival. You don't know what to expect from them, so you have nothing to do but wait and see.It's a bit strange. Two days ago, you were in jail for theft of a Power Star to be used in the creation of an oatmeal-clone of a princess, and now you're waiting on a commune of walking bombs to jump through a teleporter and lay siege on a starship so your skeleton buddy can kill all the dinosaurs on his island.Huh.And wouldn't you know it, the sounds of automobiles creep into the tropical background as a quartet of busted-looking vans come bumping down the worn cobblestones of Darryl's path. When each one pulls in, it turns around, and once they're all in, they've all got the back doors facing you. You hear a tinny drumroll.cont'd
>>29540004The doors swing open, revealing a small army of little walking bombs. They all hop out in a less-than-orderly manner, grouping around you, Rob and Darryl. Darryl backs away with his head reeling backward, obviously freaked out by the little guys."Groups Delta and Pi, retract sideward!" comes a gruff voice not unlike the one you heard on the phone. As it commands, the centermost Bob-Ombs retract to their sides, making a path from the vans to you and Darryl.A bottle-green Bob-Omb, slightly taller than the others, waddles toward you. You see that he is covered in scratches, his fuse is nearly burnt to the end, and there are large cracks in his body hastily welded back together. He looks right at you with aged marble eyes."Mr. Tanoomba. I'm John-Omb, we spoke on the phone yesterday.">"Ah, nice to meet you, John. Darryl and I are getting the transporter ready.">"Do you have a strategy planned?">"That's Sergeant Tanoomba to you!"
>>29540224>"Ah, nice to meet you, John. Darryl and I are getting the transporter ready."
>>29540224>"Ah, nice to meet you, John. Darryl and I are getting the transporter ready."I think the reason not many people are here is because you have a new OP image.
>>29540269>>29540458"Ah, nice to meet you, John. Darryl and I are getting the transporter ready."Darryl's head swivels on its skeletal neck. "Clack clickety rustle.">[It should be able to accommodate about ten of you guys at once. We'll get you there, but the Luma are going to notice.]John doesn't seem phased. "Well that just means we're gonna have to hit 'em harder and faster, right?"You agree with a laugh, and invite them inside.There are about fifty Bob-Ombs in all, so according to Darryl you outnumber the Luma by just a little bit. They all seem fairly organized and competent, but looks can be deceiving.Darryl taps away at the metal keyboard of the transporter while John-Omb introduces himself to Spectro. Rob is giving the rest of the commune a pep-talk.Darryl gives you a thumbs-up and points to the machine, letting you know it's ready to go. The steel rings crackle with electricity, little orbs of light floating up from the base.>Get the troops fired up with a speech (roll 1d20 for Inspiring-itude)>Search for a weapon>Form a personal attack squad to blaze the trail with you>JUMP IN!>"Maybe this isn't a good idea..." you think to yourself.
>>29540589>Search for a weapon.
Rolled 8>>29540589>>Get the troops fired up with a speech (roll 1d20 for Inspiring-itude)
>>29540589>Search for a weapon
>>29540737You look around the house, trying to find a weapon. Wading through the fleets of Bob-Ombs, you have a bit of trouble doing much of anything. You walk up to Darryl."Hey, Darryl. You wouldn't happen to have any kind of weapon around here, would you?" you ask.The skeleton's yellow eyes flash with villainous glee as he points to his left. You take a look, and you immediately know what he's talking about. To his left is the same horrible ray gun that he used to turn the Yoshi from before into a skeleton."Clack rattle, rustle click.">[If you want to use it, you'd have to turn into something really strong. Something I could ride. Oh, and we'd have to plug it in once we reached the Observatory.]>"That is the coolest thing I've ever heard. Let's do it!">"Sounds complicated. I'll find a lead pipe or a wrench or something."
>>29540886The former. Because why the fuck not?
>>29540886>"That is the coolest thing I've ever heard. Let's do it!"Playing as the villain. Fuck yes.
Rolled 4>>29540589"Now, I know you're all excited. And that's good. You want to be excited because you are about to get an unassailable base of operations, you have a pal out of jail, and you have access to a teleporter. Oh, and, of course, a shape shifting friend and a ghost for a pal. So let's see your explosion faces, shall we?"
>>29540886>"That is the coolest thing I've ever heard. Let's do it!"
>>29540970I predict we'll eventually have to stop them as Leo at the request of Lily, since she undoubtedly has Peach's memories about liking yoshis.
Rolled 2>>29540986Oh, I forgot>Get the troops fired up with a speech (roll 1d20 for Inspiring-itude)
>>29540986>>29541032Faggot you were too slow.
Rolled 8>>29540886"You know, you are an awesome angry scientist. Let's do it!"
>>29540986>>29541032Not only are you too slow, you've failed completely and utterly.
Rolled 15>>29541063Yeah, I saw.>>29541075Be quiet, I saw.
Are we still going with the fake item shop/bonus game facility plan for when we reach World 4 as Leo? Taking on Mario and Luigi is impossible without tricking them.
>>29541172I hope so.
Sorry, went and had some soup.>>29541066>>29540970>>29540955"That's the coolest thing I've ever heard. Let's do it!" you exclaim. Darryl throws his head back in maniacal rattling, and then puts his bony fingers in a pyramid when he focuses."Clack rattle clock clickety rustle clatter!">[Alright! You'll have to shapeshift into something a bit more strong. I'd prefer something big and strong enough to hold me up, and quadrupedal stance if possible, but bipedal works too. Oh, and if you could add a saddle, a place for me to sit or something that'd be lovely.]>Choose a form to hold Darryl while he uses the Entropy Blaster! Try and match his preferences. You can be anything up to 8x8x8 feet tall and wide. Your chosen form must be from the Mario universe or a real existent object or animal.
>>29541312As if there's any other choice.
>>29541312A giant Klaptrap.
>>29541386Also make him a Dry Kong.
Rolled 12>>29541312Giant ass blue Yoshi.
>>29541312The Bone Hydra from yodhi's story.
>>29541424He asked for a quadruped.Hey! Let's transform into a->>29541441Oh my fuck. That's good. Turn into that.
>>29541441>>29541462Not a quadruped...
>>29541526Hydras are quadrupeds.
>>29541540Oh, I thought you meant the bone snakes from the lava level. Nevermind, proceed.
>>29541312A Dry Bones with a pink bow and pink eyes.<3
>>29541526(I said bipeds are fine too, you know.)You close your eyes and strain yourself, trying to transform into the strongest, most imposing form you can think of. There's a puff of smoke, and Darryl careens back as he observes...>The hulking simian form of Donkey Kong!>A huge blue Yoshi, twice as tall as the rest of its ilk!>The horrid Bone Hydra!
>>29541589We're not that weirdo Birdo.
>>29541415Yeah, bone DK was a thing in Superstar Saga.
>>29541636>>A huge blue Yoshi, twice as tall as the rest of its ilk!With shades and a spiked collar? We can be Boshi.
>>29541636>The horrid Bone Hydra!
>>29541636>The horrid Bone Hydra!Fuck yeah.
>>29541636>The horrid Bone Hydra!It's best we match.
>>29541636BLUE MOTHERFUCKING YOSHI GODDAMMIT
>>29541712We're trying to kill and raise yoshis as undead. It would be pretty awkward if we chose that form.
Rolled 10>>29541636BONE HYDRA!
>>29541751Well if Boshi is the only Yoshi capable of eating cookies then he'll get all the cookies for himself!
>>29541828Well, in that case, Boshi!
>>29541828Can't we eat cookies no matter what we turn into?
>>29541669>>29541681>>29541704...the horrid Bone Hydra!The whole host of Bob-Ombs are in awe, all staring at you in silence as Darryl grinningly fastens the Entropy Blaster to your back. Your three heads move in unison, and in response to their silence you let out an earth-shaking roar. Everyone cheers as you swipe your huge, gray raccoon tail and stand up on your four squat legs.Spectro, roused from his slumber, floats above everyone and shouts with an excited grin, "LET'S SHOW THOSE LUMA WHAT WE'RE MADE OF!"The Bob-Omb all shout war cries as they head for the transporter.>Jump in the transporter first and blaze the trail>Wait, and bring up the rear
Rolled 7>>29541921BLAZE A TRAIL, WE BE TANK!
Rolled 18>>29541921BLAZE THAT TRAIL
>>29541921>>Wait, and bring up the rearThe mookbombs can explode and we'll charge out of the smoke for maximum scary.
>>29541921>Wait, and bring up the rearThe bob-ombs are our shock troops. They'll clear the way for us and then we come in like a tank.
>>29541957>>29541972We really want to be IN FRONT of the bob-omb charge? They blow shit u, in case you forgot.>omg halp I cannot into tactics
>>29542096Nothing can destroy our towering boner.
>>29542134But that's wrong. We're just a goomba using a shapeshifting spell. We're really not all that durable.Our best bet is to use scare tactics after the bombs have softened them up a bit.
>>29542179Wait, hey The Boo! Can we Tattle people? Can we Multibonk and Charge and give extra actions by kissing?
>>29541982>>29541990You allow the little walking bombs to go forth, and they all pile into the transporter, allowing you to bring up the rear. After the majority of them have passed by, you charge into the metal frame.You're blinded by a strobing white light, and feel yourself being lifted off the ground. With a zap, the transporter takes you out of time.You hurtle through a dazzling tube of color, and Darryl holds onto your neck with a madman's laughter. He shouts, and to your skeletal, uh... ears (don't think too hard on it, you're a bone dragon) can finally hear his words."Once we get there," he says in a serpentine echo, "we need to find a place to plug in the Entropy Blaster! Those little Luma will be PERFECT TARGET PRACTICE! AHAHAHA!"You fall down through the tunnel's end, and your vision again returns to normal. You're standing on a much prettier transporter pad on the Comet Observatory, and all around you there are Bob-Ombs and Luma in heated battle. The ground is stained with stardust, and pockmarked with charred craters.John-Omb's battle against a Hungry Luma is a mesmerizing whirlwind of feet and headbutts, with the fat little star doing its best to hold him off. Spectro seems to be having a lot of fun just scaring a trio of little Luma in a corner, and Rob is just fitting into the army.>Find a place to plug in the Entropy Blaster>Help John-Omb>Start causing collateral damage>CHARGE!>(Other)
>>29542220Uh... I think that I might introduce a Tattle option soon, probably in the form of another party member. And yes, maybe some more combat abilities would be neat-o but for now, shapeshifting is really your thing.
>>29542265>Spectro seems to be having a lot of fun just scaring a trio of little Luma in a cornerHelp him. We are super scary.
>>29542265Plug in the goddamn Entropy Blaster. Let's get this shit over with.
>>29542396We have to demoralize them at least a little or they might just smack us down as we're plugging the thing in.
>>29542317>>29542345"Hey!" says Darryl, "you go ahead for now! As for me, I'll go find somewhere to charge the Entropy Blaster!"You nod with all three of your heads, and CHARGE through the battlefield! A group of Luma notice you. Three brave little Luma come toward you with anger and determination in their eyes.Big mistake.>Attack! (Roll 1d20, describe your action)(I'll be rolling for the Luma with actual d20s in this game. Same goes for Mario and Luigi.)
Rolled 4>>29542425>Attack! (Roll 1d20, describe your action)Use our three heads to chomp each of them, then then fling them away.
Rolled 1>>29542425We grab two of the Luma with our left and right mouths and slam them into the middle like a pair of cymbals.
Damn, our rolls are complete shit today.
Rolled 16>>29542425Eat them up, and then vomit them out into the crowd of Lumas.
>>29542462>>29542499C'mon guys. Try again, one last roll for a nice attack.
>>29542499And it didn't work. >mfw
>>29542534Use this guy's roll >>29542526
>>29542526Nevermind, that'll do!Writing this.
>>29542541Where the hell is this from?
Rolled 13>>29542653New Super Luigi Bros commercial I think
>>29542682The Japanese one.
Rolled 14>>29542526With each head, you snap the three Luma up. You can hear them squeal and cry as you chew.>Lumas have taken 10 damage! Current HP: 0!The Luma on the battlefield are mortified when you vomit the stardust of their fallen brothers on them. Twenty more Luma swarm you, and your heads grin in the ochre glow of explosions.On your back, you hear three electronic beeps to signify the Entropy Blaster's activation. Darryl leaps back onto you and grips the handles with a horrid cackle.>Attack! (Roll 1d20 and describe your action!)>Attack with use of the Entropy Blaster! (Roll 1d20, describe your action, and I roll for Darryl's competence!)
Rolled 18>>29542791>Attack! (Roll 1d20 and describe your action!)Scare them off with an intimidating roar. They already know we mean fucking business, so best that we end this by destroying their morale.
Rolled 6>>29542791Turn those shits into star skeletons.
Rolled 9>>29542791>Attack with use of the Entropy Blaster!Put it in our mouth and make it look like we're breathing death and destruction.
>>29542791>>Attack with use of the Entropy Blaster! (Roll 1d20, describe your action, and I roll for Darryl's competence!)Set Daryl on our middle head and raise it high. Then roar to startle the little Lumas.
>>29542853You forgot to roll you idiot.
Rolled 19>>29542791Jesus Christ, QM. I thought this was rated E for everyone!
>>29542918As long as things die in comedic fashions, death is extremely common in Mario games.
>>29542941Don't use the d word. We call it "game over" around here.
Rolled 15>>29542835>>29542836>>29542844>>29542853>>29542886>>29542918>>29542941>>29542835You turn your heads toward the sky, pound your feet on the ground and let out a blood-curdling roar. The Luma peep in horror, fleeing every which way. You're a little surprised when a cone of black, unyielding darkness shoots off from your back. It hits the Hungry Luma that was fighting John, and when it passes, the fat little star is but a pile of inert, rough dust. You can see its little blue soul leave its body and disperse."Well... that's new," Darryl laughs.>Cause some collateral damage>Find more blokes to fight>Head for the higher levels of the Observatory
Rolled 12>>29543010>Head for the higher levels of the ObservatoryWhile causing collateral damage on the way.At the end we must cause a fire.
>>29543010>Head for the higher levels of the ObservatoryAnd to think this Tanoomba was just another grunt in Bowser's army a week or two ago. I wonder where the homicidal streak came from.
>>29543010Ascend to higher levels. I think we've caused adequate chaos.
>>29543010>Head for the higher levels of the ObservatorySheesh, we're full-on evil. Moreso than Bowser. In fact Darryl reminds me a lot of the Forsaken from Warcraft.
>>29543006So do we call enemies dying "game over" too?
Rolled 17>>29543010>Head upAnd let's try limiting the damage. We're gonna try using this place after it's all done.
Rolled 12>>29543046Never trust a Goomba, man. Give 'em power and they'll go completely nuts with it.
>>29543176He's kind of just riding Darryl's wave at this point. I have a feeling the Dry Bones ain't going to stop at Yoshi Island... if you know what I mean.
Rolled 6>>29543041>>29543046>>29543053>>29543061You glare upward at the shining spires atop the Observatory. There's a round, gold-ringed door at the base of the spire. It's the bedroom.It's HER bedroom.You grin, climbing up the stairs and chomping, stomping and Entropy-ing all the Luma that cross your path. You knock out the columns of the tower with your tail as you ascend, with Darryl firing the Entropy Ray at everything in sight, crumbling it to withered dust.When you reach the spire, the tower's already falling apart. On the bedroom balcony you prepare to knock the door in when an omnipresent feminine voice booms throughout the observatory."Why have you come to my Observatory? To murder my children? To destroy my eternal life's work? To bring mad chaos to the only truly peaceful place in the universe?"And with that, she appears with a shimmering light. Rosalina, standing over ten feet tall, glares down at you with her one exposed eye.Though her voice is calm, her eyes burn with the fury of a thousand suns.>Fight! (Roll, describe)>Entropy! (Roll, describe)>run Run RUN
>>29543279(God damn this looks awesome, need to catch up on this!)
>>29543279>run Run RUNEven polymorphed into a horrific undead beast, he's still just one Tanoomba. And Rosalina is the closest thing to a deity in this universe, so I wouldn't be surprised if he gets wrecked trying to take her on.>Why do you shatter the peace of this most holy of domains?>Because FUCK YOSHIS.
Rolled 10>>29543279>Fight!Headbutt her with all three heads.
Rolled 18>>29543279Entropy that bitch. Even she can't resist being turned into a spooky scary skeleton. Have Darryl fire it ten times into the cunt's eye.
>>29543381We can... try this.We're fucked no matter what we do unless we attempt to use the entropy ray on her. And even that might not work.
Rolled 6>>29543279Oh man, I thought she'd be out or something. No way can we handle this. Bail out.
>>29543419Considering the Observatory got robbed a week or so ago, I wouldn't be surprised if there's slightly elevated security.
Rolled 6>>29543381"Your crimes are unforgiveable, little Tanoomba," she says calmly, noticing your tail, "and for that, you must---" she's cut off by ten consecutive blasts from the Entropy Blaster, right in the face."EAT ENTROPY, JERK! AHAHA!" Darryl shrieks, firing round after round of the horrible, purple-black energy into Rosalina's face. He finishes with a blast so wide that it covers her whole body for thirty seconds.The Luma look on in horror, the Bob-Omb in awe. Finally, Darryl lets go of the trigger.And standing there in the dusty crater that was once her Observatory's balcony is Rosalina, with not one hair out of place.Her chest rises and falls, her brow knit with fury. The Star Queen grabs Darryl by the neck, and holds him up right to her face."You... insignificant... bony little... ghost of a being..." she grumbles, her voice like thunder. It begins to waver and falter."I... have lived... since b-before your world... c-came to be..." she mutters, her breathing getting fast and shallow. Her pupil shrinks ever so slightly."You... will see me... again... Darryl... Bones... and you... will DIE." she whispers, spitting in Darryl's face.She blinks, and her face loses all expression as she collapses into stardust.
>>29543409It more than likely won't. I mean, she's got hands-down the most boss magic in the setting. Star power is no joke.
>>29543678We just.... murdered Rosalina.Oh god.What have we become..?
>>29543678So that's what it takes to (temporarily) take down Rosalina: a cracked-out-of-his-mind Dry Bones and a magitech necromantic gun.Fuck's sake.
Rolled 16>>29543720Deth Starr
>>29543759Darryl's fucking smart. However...I don't even think BOWSER would approve of this atrocity we've visited upon the world.
>>29543678Can we clatterlaugh with Daryl?
>>29543815Bowser just wants a princess, an expanded kingdom, and two plumbers to fight to keep him on his toes.Darryl Bones wants genocide.I can see why Bowser fired him. Even the Koopa King has standards.
>>29543853Why would we? This is just... wrong. Is this who Tanoomba is? Are we Darth Vader to Darryl's Emperor?I don't want that... not unless Leo can stop us before it's too late.
>>29543875What really threw me off was how people were so willing to ride with Darryl ever since his introduction. When he first created the Dry Yoshi, I expected a fair amount of horror, but instead, a bunch of people went "SIGN ME THE FUCK UP."
>>29543914I'm really not sure. I guess they were morbidly curious as to how far this could go. And now that we know, I don't think it's worth it anymore.
>>29543875What if we try to kill Lily but Leo jumps in front? We can hold him in our arms and cry because we've gone too far. That'd be dramatic and sad.
>>29543967Not every villain is of the punch-clock variety.
>>29543967And here I wanted to go to a Shy Guy saloon in the desert and deal with Snifit banditos.
>>29543678Darryl kneels down in the dust and scoops a little bit out. He puts it in a little test tube at his side, and looks back at you."Well, I think the Bob-Ombs are just about done clearing this out! You can stay here and loot the ship if you'd like. I'm going back to set the Entropy Ray on full blast. Make sure you get the rest of those pesky Luma." he chuckles, unfastens the Entropy Ray from your back, and wheels it away.You take a look at the pile of stardust. A solitary baby Luma sits at the edge, whimpering and poking the dust. He looks up at you with forlorn eyes, and then back down at the pile.You turn back into a Goomba with a puff of smoke.+ + +"--And if he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!He's bigger, faster, and stronger too!He's the first member of the DK cr--"You smash your third radio alarm clock for the week, and swing out of your hammock. You are Donkey Kong, the biggest, baddest gorilla in Kong Country. Wait, no, Yoshi's Island.You keep forgetting that you moved. You give yourself a grinning slap in the face and remind yourself to write that down.>Make some breakfast>Go to the beach>(Other)
>>29544022Make some breakfast.
Rolled 6>>29544022Decide to move back to DK Island. Like, right now.
>>29544022I just realized Darryl is partly lifting the plot from Banjo-Tooie.>Make some breakfastA big Kong needs a big breakfast.
>>29544022well, this is unexpected
>>29544079Hey, even Kongs need a change of scenery once in a while. Maybe this is a vacation home?
>>29544022>first the feels...>now thisAWWWW SHEEEEEIIIIIIT>>29544022Breakfast
>>29544022Yoshi Island?Just have a perfect day with all of your friends that won't game over horribly in the near future.
>>29544022>DK uses his own rap for an alarmWhy can I see this actually happening.
>>29544022I thought the island of Yoshi was part of the country of Donkey Kong in the world known as Super Mario?
>>29544118I swear, Donkey Kong makes everything better.I'd even kicked around an idea for Donkey Kong Galaxy: some rogue barrel tech sends the Kongs into space and crashing into the Observatory, and Rosalina (who doesn't have speaking lines and is played strictly for laughs off of DK's personality) orders him to fix it. DK isn't convinced, so she tells him there's wondrous space bananas and space fruit out there, to which he immediately signs on.
>>29544158Donkey Kong is a platforming KING, baby. Entropy rays aren't gonna touch him.
>>29544239Yoshis are also platforming experts...
>>29544072>>29544082You lumber over to your bamboo fridge. Let's see... bananas, bananas, bananas, bananas, and bananas! Perfect! All five food groups!You grab a bunch by the stem and carry them back over to your hammock. You look out the window as you peel... wait, what the heck is that on top of the mountain?You grab your trusty binoculars (read as: make tubes of your hands and put them in front of your eyes) and squint up the mountain. At the top, there's some weird shiny thing jutting out! That isn't right! IS that some weird thing that the Yoshis do for fun?You get annoyed with this stupid shiny thing on the mountain. This is Kong Island, not Dumb Shiny Thing Island! You reach out your window and shake a fist at it, yelling curses in the Kong tongue.The shiny thing must've heard you, because it starts making a big, dark lightning strike! Oh, what a showoff! Its dark lightning spreads around the island, covering the treetops. You don't pay any attention."Showoff," you think as the dark energy envelops you.>Keep eating bananas>Other
Rolled 8>>29544333Show that big dumb dark energy who's boss around here.
>>29544333>OtherWe gotta stop this... whatever it is. No dumb shiny's going to ruin OUR day! Now let's climb that mountain and punch it!
>>29544333>Keep eating bananasThat thing and its malevolent power can go jump off a cliff, for all I care.If if wrecks our treehouse, though, there's gonna be hell to pay.
Rolled 10>>29544333Keep eating. We haven't had our delicious bananas yet.
>>29544370>>29544379That's it. You could ignore this shiny thing before, but this is just plain annoying. You jump down from your hammock, struggling to find your way around in the dark, tingly energy. Eventually, you make it out of your house and head up the mountain. It's a tough trip with all the showoff energy, but you remember the way.You lumber up the mountain, and soon you feel the cold metal of the shiny thing.>Punch it>Punch it>Punch it>Punch it
>>29544533>Punch it>Punch it>Punch it>Punch itIn that order. And multiple times. Bongo drum that sucker if you have to.
Rolled 12>>29544533>PUNCH IT
>>29544622That is... actually pretty metal.
Rolled 10>>29544565>>29544599>>29544622Oughtta teach this shiny thing to mess with you!You wind back your fists and grapple the shiny thing with your feet, and then smash the side of the big shiny thing to pieces! You smash every side of the shiny thing into submission, and when you do, it falls over with a thud.In a moment, the showoff black energy vanishes, revealing a much different island than the one you left behind. The earth is cracked and hard as stone, the trees are withered and their bark has grown into the shapes of forlorn faces. What water hasn't dried up has turned green and foul. Dead vines snake through the forests. The beach's sands are gray and coarse. And strangest of all? All the animals seem to be skeletons! And they don't even notice that they're skeletons! Wait... you're not a skeleton, are you?Of course not. You check, and you've still got your incredible muscles and stylish tie.As you examine yourself, you see a turtle-like skeleton lounging in a rusty beach chair and drinking from a rotten coconut. Is he responsible for all this?He looks around, at first with surprise and then anger. He points at you, making weird chattering sounds as he pulls out a dumb-looking metal gun from a slot in the shiny thing.>Attack! (Roll 1d20 and describe)>OtherRolling for stupid turtle skeleton
Rolled 15>>29544897Pull out our trusty Coconut gun, and have it jam the gun.
>>29544885Not really. He didn't even do the uppercut on Ninja Kong that flips him into the air, sending blood flying upward and at the same time a lightning bolt crashes down.
>>29544885Jungle Beat DK takes no prisoners.
BEHOLD! MY MASTERPIECE! OVER 9 MINUTES IN MS PAINT!
Rolled 11>>29544885DK Jungle Beat is a great game, if only because it shows how agile and powerful DK can really be.>>29544897>Attack! (Roll 1d20 and describe)Nobody wrecks DK's home and gets away with it. FUCK THIS GUY.
>>29544897>OtherTake out our coconut gun and blow his stupid non-coconut gun up!
Rolled 14>>29544897Grind his bones to make your bread.
Rolled 15>>29544930It's not blood, it's just hitsparks. But for what it's worth, that particular video shows a cool back-and-forth fight.
Rolled 12>>29544925Run up to dumb skeleton guy and smash the dumb metal gun. DK's seen his share of guns, and knows they're no good to anyone.
Rolled 15>>29544925You reach into your pocket and pull out your trusty Coconut Gun. With aim strong and true, you fire it at the idiot's metal shooty thing. A coconut lands on the gun's dumb lasery thing, and as he tries to fire it, the coconut shatters into shrapnel and gets him.>Dumb turtle takes 2 points of damage! Current HP: 18!>Your current HP: 20!>Attack>OtherRolling for dumb skeleton
Rolled 14>>29545052Time to put the guns away and do some fighting like real dudes! Punching!Let's snatch his gun away and break it so he can't cheat!
Rolled 2>>29545052Shoot that gun again. It's firing the same stuff as that big thing from earlier, and that stuff is annoying.
Rolled 11>>29545052Run up to him and smash that puny gun between your mighty hands.
Rolled 18>>29545085You run toward the idiot jerk, and attempt to punch him square in the nose. Before you can, however, you get caught in a dark blast of showoff energy. It singes your skin and tingles all over.>You take 6 points of damage! Current HP: 14!>Idiot turtle's current HP: 18!>Attack>Other
Rolled 2>>29545150Oh wow.Shatter the ground with a mighty fist.
Rolled 5>>29545150Clickey boney man HURT Donkey Kong! DONKEY KONG SMASH PUNY GUN!!!>crush the damn gun
>>29544533>Wreck it like Ralph
Rolled 17>>29545150>AttackHit 'im again!
Rolled 5>>29545150>Throw an orange grenade at the bonehead!We need to send him reeling again before moving towards him.
Rolled 20>>29545150Deflect showoff energy with fists.
>>29545253That's how you Kong.
These rolls are entropied as well.>>29545222YES, DONKEY PUNCH
Rolled 20>>29545182>>29545197You grit your teeth in anger, and smash the ground before you. You then clap your hands together on the barrel of the gun.The idiot turtle is hit by the recoil of your slap, but your hands get a full blast of showoff energy.>Idiot skeleton takes 3 points of damage! Current HP: 15!>You take 4 points of damage! Current HP: 10!
>>29545292Qm, it's time.>>29545253
Rolled 7>>29545253This one's a-comin' in the next post.
>>29545292grab the gun with one hand and point it elsewhere, then introduce the Idiot Skeleton to our other one... Many many times.
>>29545292Shit.>>29545324Two natural 20s colliding? Uh oh...>popcorn.gif
Rolled 5>>29545292>>29545253>DK gets nat 20>AND Darryl gets nat 20
Wait a minute>>29545052>You reach into your pocket
>>29545366Keep in mind, this is a Dry Bones with a megalomaniacal streak and a thing for genocide.On the other side, you got Donkey Kong.Even with equal nat 20s, I'd say this is heavily favoring one side.
>>29545366The island's already destroyed. DK doesn't need to hold back anymore.
Rolled 10>>29545253The idiot skeleton fires another blast of showoff energy at you, aiming square at your chest. You grin, and with a punch send it flying right back at him. He's knocked on his back as the crackling showoff energy courses through him.>Idiot skeleton takes 5 points of damage! Current HP: 10!>Your current HP: 10!
Rolled 9>>29545440Ground 'n' pound his stupid skeleton face!
Rolled 3>>29545440Spam ground pound now!
Rolled 13>>29545440GROUND POUND!
Rolled 6>>29545440This is the time.>Run up to him and slam him full force with both fists
Rolled 9>>29545440Hop on top of him and Wreck It Like Ralph.
Rolled 2>>29545463You jump forward and grab his stupid idiot skeleton face, and attempt to lift him off the ground. To your surprise, though, his body doesn't come off with his head, leaving you holding only a skull. In your moment of confusion, the idiot skeleton bites your hand. You howl in pain and throw his head to the side. He runs to grab it.By now you're feeling worn out and beginning to ache from the showoff energy.>You take 3 points of damage! Current HP: 7!>Idiot skeleton takes 2 points of damage! Current HP: 8!
Rolled 5>>29545541Grab his skull, and hurl it into space.
Rolled 8>>29545541Smash his headless body like an ugly idiot coconut!
Rolled 10>>29545541Grab his body and beat the ground with it like he's a ragdoll.
Rolled 1>>29545541Time to take out our home run bat and slam his head all the way into the farthest reaches of the ocean!
Rolled 9(Went anon last post... huh, that was weird.)>>29545599Before he reaches his head, you grab his body by the stupid skeleton leg and slam it against the ground like a ragdoll. The dry ground cracks from the weight, and a few of his stupid ribs and one arm are sent flying off.You throw the body back at him, beating your chest in a dare to grab his head and get back up.>Stupid idiot skeleton takes 5 points of damage! Current HP: 3!>Your current HP: 7!>Attack>OtherRolling for idiot skeleton
Rolled 1>>29545671I think it's time to send his head into the horizon with a Donkey Kong Punch!
Rolled 18>>29545671While he's busy being in pieces, grab the gun and pulverize it.
Rolled 4>>29545671Take his gun, and press "reverse".
Rolled 20>>29545729Yes, this guy's got the right idea.
Rolled 18>>29545709You grab his head with one hand, and it looks at you in utter terror. You give it a grin and toss it up, preparing to knock it into orbit. But in your arrogance, you ignore the body, and you fall to the ground as a rock hits your head.>You take 3 points of damage! Current HP: 4!you rub your head, and when you finish you look up to see the idiot skeleton, with its head on (but still missing an arm, ribs and a jaw) pointing his stupid showoff gun at you.The gun begins to charge.>Attack>Other
Rolled 9>>29545832Punch him faster
Rolled 20>>29545832FINISH HIM.
>>29545832Ack! Use this roll, please >>29545863
Rolled 14>>29545832Grab a rock and toss it right at the sucker.
Rolled 15>>29545863>Gets 20>Doesn't even specify attackDK's dead. We killed him.
Rolled 9>>29545832Grab his skull and crush it in our jaws!
>>29545931Nope, DK's moveset is limited enough that "finish him" is enough description for what he'd do.
Rolled 16>>29545863You gather all your strength, and with the heart of a lion you leap up to finish the idiot turtle. You can practically see his skull splintering on your fist, and that stupid chattering finally stopping...but the world seems to slow as a cone of showoff energy covers you, sapping your strength and knocking you to the ground. Your vision swims, and then fades.+ + +"I just don't see why Broque Monsieur would even HAVE this kind of stuff," prods Sal as he feels the hem of Lily's black-with-horrible-red-veins dress. She glares at him from behind the mask, and bats his hand away."I'm sure he's got a reason. He seems like an alright guy, I mean Bowser knows him, right?" you respond with a shrug as you pass over the sandy beaches of World 4.You are Leo Koocaprio, blue-shelled Commander of Bowser's Corps and newly appointed Boss of World 4.>Talk to Sal>Talk to Lily>Talk to the Snifit cabby>Wait until you get to the castle
>>29546082>Talk to Sal"You hanging in there, bud? What do you think of Lily?"
>>29546082Oh nuts to these guys, I gotta know what happens to my man DK!
>>29546082>talk to Sal"Okay, so there's no way we're taking Mario and the other guy in a stright fight. We have to do something crafty, like set up a fake bonus game shop and have the rewards all be poison mushrooms! And they get three of them when they win... but they -always- win."
>>29546082Talk to Lily."I think I've got a plan that'll make sure we don't get crushed by those plumbers. But it'll require you to do some acting. You cool with that? It probably won't hurt them either, if you care about that."
>>29546082>Talk to Lily"So what do you think of your new style? You know, that mask reminds me of the Spear Guys on Yoshi's Island. Except a lot more, uh, unnerving."
>>29546209I mean she still has all of Peach's memories right?
>>29546295She does. The existential crisis might have changed her personality a bit though.
>>29546305If anything, that makes my plan even better.
>>29546132You lean over to Sal, who's staring down at the ground. "You hanging in there, buddy? What do you think of, uh," the orange eyes of her mask pierce your soul, "Lily?"Sal looks back at you, and at Lily. "I don't know. I mean, I generally like her, but this whole new look she's got going on really rubs me the wrong way."You can't tell because of the mask, but you feel like Lily's glaring at Sal. He pipes down and goes back to looking at the clouds.>>29546239You turn your attention to Lily. "So, what do you think of the new style? That mask reminds me a lot of the Spear Guys on Yoshi's Island. Except a lot more, uh, unnerving."Lily just keeps looking forward, drumming her fingers on the side of the boat. "There isn't much to say about it. It feels VERY good, though... kind of gives you a new look on things.""Yeah... alright, that's good. Glad you're happy with it." You make a mental note to talk to Broque Monsieur next time you meet.>>29546141>>29546209"So I have a plan. You know there's no way we'll take Mario and Luigi in a fight. Well, we've got to do something crafty. Lily, it'll require some acting on your part. That alright?"She's silent for a moment, before nodding in a very wooden manner. "Go on.""Yeah, where are you going with this?" asks Sal.>Well?
>>29546401"You were made to look exactly like Princess Peach, Lily. I know you changed up your look a bit, but they're going to be completely fooled. All you need to do is lure them into a trap where we can put them in a cage or a bottomless pit or something available. Maybe with the promise of cake."
>>29546401"Well there's already conflicting rumors about what happened to Peach right? So Mario and Luigi are operating off a hunch.And you still have all of Peach's memories right? Which means that you know privileged information about moments Peach has spent with Mario and Luigi in private.Using that, and your currently terrifying appearance, you can claim to be an agent of some other bad guy who has kidnapped Peach.Doing that, you can convince them to look for her like... as far away from here as possible, maybe go on some long and epic quest."
>>29546401Actually, what kinda terrain is World 4 anyway? It would be great to know what we can use.
>>29546520>sandPokeys and angry suns abundant.
Who is wearing what masks? I forgot.
>>29546502Like Lily already looks like and endgame villain, but her style is also really different than Bowser's.We can use that by her acting like she's the emissary of some foreign overlord who has captured Peach for reasons, and got Peach's secrets with things. Then we make Mario and Luigi go places while we don't get killed.
>>29546502How far away from the Mushroom Kingdom is Sarasa land anyway? We need to send those wrench-heads on as wild a goose chase as we possibly can, and if we can get Lily to claim that she's the new herald of Tatanga...
>>29546502Seconding this. Let's send them after the Shroobs or something. It'll take them forever to get into space, especially with the comet observatory out of commission.
>>29546502I like this. Though we should make sure Lily can get away safely first.
>>29546577Broque Monsieur had Majora's Mask stocked for god knows what reason so of course we gave that to Lily.
>>29546502That's a really good idea.>>29546577Lily is wearing Majora's Mask. Sal is wearing a Broque Monsieur mask. I forget what mask Leo is wearing.
>>29546493"You were made to look exactly like Princess Peach, Lily. I know you changed up your look a bit, but they're going to be completely fooled. All you need to do is lure them into a trap where we can put them in a cage or a bottomless pit or something available. Maybe with the promise of cake." you tell her, holding your hands out in proposition.Lily considers it. "I'm not so sure I'm comfortable acting like Peach. And, I think there might be some, uh, 'physical disproportions' between me and Peach..." she blushes through the mask, "oh whatever. I'll do it."You start to thank her, but are interrupted when the Snifit's cell phone rings. He picks it up, and talks in a hush to the person on the other end. In a few moments he flips it shut and turns back to face you."Wumph wumph wa wa wamwick wammo wumph wuuh."You raise an eyebrow. "What did he just say?""He said Kamek's waiting for us at the castle to work with us on our plan and get everything going. Apparently, Mario and Luigi should be there before the day's out." Sal translates.>Flesh out the plan>Wait to discuss it with Kamek
>>29546520It's pretty beachy. So some sand levels, some water levels. >>29546662Leo's not wearing a mask.
>>29546586Sarasaland is...somewhere. It's a neighbor of the Mushroom Kingdom, but don't ask me where. Just know that Daisy is its crown princess and she and Peach are BFFs.>>29546689Leo's not wearing anything.>>29546720>Flesh out the planThe current plan, as I understand it, is to avoid a stand-up fight with the Mario Bros. Swindle them for everything they're worth, then send them on a red herring goose chase to get them off Bowser's trail.
>>29546720>Flesh out the planI say we use this plan instead >>29546502. OP, you might want to go with majority vote instead of who posts first, man.This is coming from the guy who posted the first plan.
>>29546720>And, I think there might be some, uh, 'physical disproportions' between me and Peach...Lily has bigger tits, right? Is that a thing?
>>29546720>>29546749...Dude only one person was in favor of that plan, while the other one had four.What the fuck man?
>>29546662Damn, I was hoping Leo was wearing Majora's mask. Somehow with his turtle head.
>>29546720I say we got back to this>>29546502Then flesh it out. Suddenly appearing outside Bowser's castle and going "Nyahyahya, Peach is not here!" won't be very convincing.
>>29546790Lily has 36Ds. Peach has smaller ones.It was due to Lily being created partly from Kamek's magical realm.
>>29546790Let's just say Kamek had a say in her creation.>>29546502"Wait," Sal says, "what if we use the fact that Lily has Peach's memories, and her currently TERRIFYING appearance, to make the Mario bros think that she's some villain who's kidnapped her and is eating her mind or something. We could send them after the Shroobs, maybe!"Lily points at him and nods. "That's actually a really good plan."You put a finger to your chin in thought. "There are two plans we could go with, and we can only pick one.">Pretend Lily is Peach>Pretend Lily has kidnapped Peach
>>29546876>Pretend Lily has kidnapped PeachThis is superior.
>>29546876>Pretend Lily has kidnapped Peach
>>29546814Hey, I don't update the thread as I write the posts, okay? Cut me some slack, Jack. Whenever a post gets serious approval and I see it, I'll include it in the next post.
>>29546876>Pretend Lily has kidnapped Peach"That's a home run you got there Sal, nicely done."
>>29546876>Pretend Lily has kidnapped PeachWe're gonna need for her to practice her villain dialogue... I also like the 'act like she's stealing her memories' part, we should use that.
>>29546876Go for the kidnapping plot. The mask alone should make them believe this is a real crisis.
>>29546876>Pretend Lily has kidnapped PeachAs long as we can make sure she has an escape route. We need to send them to collect 7 ancient macguffins to free her from a prison in a really remote location.
>>29546948"Peach?? KIDNAPPED??? UNTHINKABLE!!!"
>>29546948But then the Mario Bros. might panic and jump on Lily's head, and then that ruins EVERYONE'S day.
>>29546974She will talk to them from the safety of our airship, just out of their jumping range.
>>29546894>>29546903"I think that we should pretend that you're someone completely different, and say that you kidnapped Peach. That's good. It'll send the Mario Bros. off on a wild goose chase. The only trouble is who would we say you worked for?">The Shroobs, determined to kidnap Peach again for nefarious alien deeds>The Order of the Mask, an ancient cult of Yoshi's Island who need royalty for their rituals>An evil thief-king from a far-off world who can turn into a demon pig, who believes that Peach holds a magical gold triangle>Broque Monsieur (Make it convincing)>Other (Write in!)
>>29547016>An evil thief-king from a far-off world who can turn into a demon pig, who believes that Peach holds a magical gold triangleThis is gonna be good.
>>29547016>The Shroobs, determined to kidnap Peach again for nefarious alien deeds>An evil thief-king from a far-off world who can turn into a demon pig, who believes that Peach holds a magical gold triangleOne of these. They're the most difficult to see as lies and the farthest possible distance.
>>29547016Something about that mask makes me think Lily can think of something.
>>29546974Yeah, so we should check if the mask allows her to fly or teleport or something first. Just to give off the vibe of "I'm the main villain, and just see how untouchable I am. Get ready to level up, suckers."
>>29547016>An evil thief-king from a far-off world who can turn into a demon pig, who believes that Peach holds a magical gold triangleThiiiiiiiis. It's so original! And Brilliant!
>>29547051We can have Kamek do that from behind a curtain if need be.
>>29547016>The Order of the Mask, an ancient cult of Yoshi's Island who need royalty for their ritualsAlthough sending them to Ganon sounds great, DK needs some help.
>>29547051At this point we think the mask is creepy. We don't really know it's magical, but we can definitely jot it down as a possibility.
>>29547016>The Order of the Mask, an ancient cult of Yoshi's Island who need royalty for their ritualsSomething something ancient godly being beneath the earth something something virgin sacrifice something something destroy the world something something Monty Mole
Rolled 18>>29547128We felt the dark powers, so yeah, we know it's magic.
Rolled 11>>29547016The Ancient order of the mask needs peach, for she is the over-soul, the one who's soul is so strong, it shines through to the material realm. That power is required to bring the great masked one, a thief from another world, who seeks a relic, and has the power of an immortal. He is the literal reincarnation of a god.(Combined order of mask, and Ganon.)
>>29547045>>29547048>>29547069"What about if we say that the Shroobs are---" you're cut off.Sal interrupts you, "what if we say you were kidnapped by an evil thief king who can turn into a demon pig and thinks that you have a magic triangle inside you?"To your surprise, Lily touches her mask and nods. "That seems right. It makes a lot of sense."You sit there for a moment, and physically shake off the weirdness of what they just said."Wumph wuuh!" the Snifit calls as you touch down on the World 4 castle roof. You exit the boat, and Kamek's waiting there with crossed arms. You shake his hand."Good morning, Leo. Morning, Sal. Welcome back to Bowser's armWHAT THE HECK IS THAT?" Kamek shouts, pointing at Lily.>That's the clone you made for Bowser. She goes by Lily now. (Truth)>Her? She's just a pair of Toads in a costume we hired to help us with Mario. (Lie)
>>29547274>>29547069>>29547045>>29547048>>29547109Pretty even split between Ganondorf and the Order of the Mask. We haven't told it to Kamek yet, so want to decide now?
>>29547016Hmm, if we sent them after the Shroobs, they'd likely get sidetracked/sidequested into helping out Rosalina with the fixing of the Comet Observatory... And the stomping of Tanoomba into a fluffy-tailed floor-smear.
>>29547298>That's the clone you made for Bowser. She goes by Lily now. (Truth)"And she works with me."
Rolled 2>>29547298"She's a friend with a mask with evil powers. Or at least dark ones. Oh, and she's the secondary instance of Peach. She goes by Lily now. Oh, by the way, could you divine that mask?"
>>29547298>That's the clone you made for Bowser. She goes by Lily now. (Truth)"And we've got a foolproof plan to get the Brothers out of our hair for a long, long time!"
>>29547298No point lying, he's our ally (somewhat). >>29547328Pigman, please.
yo boo guyyou wanted to do crossover thingwhy no emailthat is all
>>29547298>That's the clone you made for Bowser. She goes by Lily now.>Cool mask, huh?
>>29547328Ganondorf. Order of the mask seems really easily cross-checked.
>>29547353That's a shoddy way of putting it.>>29547328If you want to avoid the crossover joke, Order of the Mask. Something like >>29547137
Rolled 17>>29547389Oh, I hope you're talking about making a LoZ quest in the vain of this one in the same universe.
>>29547298Are you talking about the mask or the person wearing it? The mask is a thing that Broque Monsieur had and was eager to get rid of, the person wearing it is the Peach-clone we made... She goes by Lily now. By the way, could we get a more detailed idea of wtf that mask IS? We know it's magic, and evil... we just dunno HOW magic and HOW evil.
>>29547429I suppose that's what we SHOULD do if we want to get DK some assistance and foil Darryl's plot...What do you guys think? I think it's good.>>29547328Order of the Mask on Yoshi's Island. The other thing sounds a bit too much crossover AND as a meta bonus we get to stop the evil that's befallen the island using the Brothers' boundless competence.
>>29547504Seconding the Order of the Mask. It'll take them forever to clear out all the undead. In the meantime, we can set up a worldwide macguffin hunt to unseal the ancient tomb on the island.
>>29547389Cancel that plan.>>29547344>>29547353"Remember that clone of Peach you made for Bowser? Yeah, this is that same clone. She had a bit of an existential crisis, and she goes by Lily now."Kamek shakes his head with a frown. "No, not her! The mask!" he grabs it off of Lily's face and examines it. "Where the heck did you find this?"Lily's eyes are wide and bloodshot as she glares at Kamek. "Give that back. NOW.""No! If this mask is what I think it is, it could be VERY dangerous! Sal, Leo. Where did you find this mask?""We got it from a shop in the Beanbean Kingdom." says Sal."Who ran this shop?" Kamek asked.Lily begins to shake. "Give it BACK, KAMEK!" she snarls through gritted teeth."Uh, a guy named Broque Monsieur." you say."Broque Monsieur? I've met him before. He's eccentric, but never struck me as... well. After I'm done here, I'll have to take this to Bowser.""NO!" Lily screams.>Defend Kamek and try to calm Lily down>Take the mask back
>>29547328Let's sic'em on Ganon. I want to see what happens if he shows up with Bowser later.>Power Stars, you say? They grant great powers?>You bet. Those things juice you up something fierce. I made a whole lot of space stations and even whole worlds with them.>I see... How many of them are there?>Uh, the first time I went for 'em, I think it was 120.>120?!>But now that I think about it, it might have been 150. Yeah, if you're gonna make it big time, you need a whole truckload of 'em.>Ugh, that sounds impractical. I find it enough work looking for the pieces of the Triforce.>And how many's that, for the... thing?>I'm missing two out of three>Wow. You wanna switch?
>>29547435I'm actually trying to do that. Man, things get complicated when you involve multiple playable races, different starting points and goals and stuff.
>>29547597>>Defend Kamek and try to calm Lily down"Lily, calm down! It's just a mask! We can get you another one!"
>>29547597>Take the mask backI want majora lily.
>>29547597>Defend Kamek and try to calm Lily downKamek's the only one of all of us who knows his way around magic, so it's probably best for him to look at it.Also, chill out, Lily. You're being weird.
>>29547504Darryl's already foiled all over the beach by DK (which was a pretty abrupt and hilarious end, actually). I think the more pressing concern is having a psycho goomba armed with a necro-ray piloting the Observatory.
>>29547642Didn't we get a novelty Phanto mask?
>>29547669I'll bet you're one of the idiots that accepted Darryl's offer in the first place. Stop dong stupid shit out of morbid curiosity.
>>29547597Lily, relax... I'm sure that Kamek will give you the mask back once he's done looking it over. Right, Kamek?
>>29547597Defend Kamek. Hopefully, he'll keep Bowser from taping it to his snout as well.>>29547328Order of the Mask
>>29547701>Stop doing stupid shit out of morbid curiosityNever.
>>29547728>Bowser putting on Majora's maskDear god...
>>29547597>Defend Kamek and try to calm Lily downTell her to let Kamek explain his reasoning before trying to murder him.
>>29547685(Darryl wasn't foiled by Donkey Kong, but he almost lost. In the nick of time, he blasted DK with the Entropy Blaster before DK knocked his head skyward. He's just missing an arm and a jaw.)>>29547706>>29547679>>29547642"Lily, calm down! Kamek knows his way around magic! This mask could be eating your soul for all we know!"Lily doesn't listen to you, and as you push her back, she claws at Kamek, trying to get the mask back. She barks, screams and shouts, and you can hardly hold her back as Kamek hops on his broom."Look, you guys have everything under control. I'll be back when Mario and Luigi get here, just hang tight until then. Okay?"Sal nods, and the Snifit shows him downstairs. You look at Lily as she hurls fireballs at Kamek, trying to knock him out of the sky. You pull her back from the ledge."He took it... he took it... it was mine... give it baaack..."And for the first time, you look into Lily's eyes and what's there isn't her... and it's not Peach either.End of chapter 5.
>>29547852when does chapter 6 start?
>>29547852Aw, man. Shit's hitting the fan hard now. I remember when we were all quirky setting Peach up on a blind date with Wario.Now it's all...>murder>genocide>corruption>Peach clone waifu>feelsDamn you, QM.
Alright dudes and dudettes, thanks for joining!It's just about time for me to turn in for the night. See you all on Friday for the next Mushroom Kingdom Quest!And after that, I'll be running a thread on Saturday AND Sunday because I think I have the time. Goodnight everybody!
>>29547852HOLY SHIT OUR CLONE BECAME MAJORAGOD DAMN.also we should totally give mario and luigi the broken clone.
>>29547852>I can't take it
>>29547880I'll run chapter 6 on Friday. Then, if all goes well, chapters 7 and 8 on Saturday and Sunday.
>>29547938We can't, anon. She's our waifu.
>this threadso in this thread, DK was doing DK shit, we accidently'd all the lumas ans rosalina dead.and we made our clone into some freak of nature and accidently'd majora into the universe with kamek now having a hold of it and shitting himself in the process.god damn we are fuckups.
>>29547934DK won that last roll against Darryl with a nat 20 QM, you better not be pulling any bullshit with the Banana Slamma waking up as a skeleton. I can handle a lot of things, but not DK being treated unfairly!
Oh, and one last thing.How would you guys feel if I introduced these guys into this quest? I'm thinking of calling them Blueford and Yelmont.
>>29547904Now we need a silent hill crossover.
>>29547987DK? A skeleton?There's no damn way that would ever happen. DK is many things, but a skeleton is not, and will NEVER be one.
>>29547984Rosalina is "temporarily incapacitated."
>>29547984If we hadn't bought the mask, somebody else would have. And that could have resulted in something even worse. We need to find that damn salesman and shove a spiny shell up his ass.>>29548014They're pretty cool. I wouldn't mind at all.They're nearly as good as Mario and Luigi physically, but we haven't seen their hammerskills, so I assume they have none.
>>29548084yeah but what if Bowser decides to put it on?THAT would fuck the universe something mighty fierce.also so what are we doing with our peach waifu?shes officially gone off the deep end for batshit insane, so we need to figure stuff with that out.
>>29548014The NSMB Toads might be the only Toads on the kingdom with some grit. Go for it.>>29548046All right sorry man, I just get nervous with all these cuddly lumas being chewed into stardust and stuff.
>>29548146We need to heal her. Give her what he mask no-doubt promised her that she thought no one else could.Love.
>>29548155i actually feel sorry for the damn lumas, cause those things are literally toads but with an actual reason not be majorly nothing but super grizzled veterens ready to be xenophobic as almighty shit.
>>29548239Tanoomba has some serious redeeming to do.And Darryl needs to be stopped.
>>29548146We've gotta come up with something to convince the Bowz not to put it on. He has the biggest boner for objects of power, but he -hates- being used.
>>29548286Maybe his willpower can overcome the mask's influence.Though I honestly think him gaining full control over the mask is a scenario too horrible to contemplate.
>>29548321Imagine bowser dancing around with a flute and laughing.
>>29548347... Too horrible to contemplate.
so what if bowser accidently's the mask on?would he then go after the power stars and stuff still?exactly how bullshit broken would he be, would he be able to take mario?'who knows.
>>29548579DK is capable of punching the moon out of orbit anyway as we saw from DKCR. The moon falling isn't a particularly intimidating event in this world, all things considered.Bowser has buffed himself with crazy corrupting power shit in the past, so Mario and Luigi could probably take him on even so.
>>29547852God damnit Kamek.Way to ruin our plan.
>>29548781We'll get a different mask. It'll be fiiiiine!I hope.
>>29548814And a different woman with all Peach's memories?That was the way of selling it, that she'd know things only Peach would know.I mean... now what? Are we just going to hand Lily over to those plumbers and tell them that she's Peach only she was possessed by an evil artifact and is still a bit loopy?