You stare hard into the wall in front of you, absolutely intent on studying every crack and malformation of the brick directly in front of your eyes. You do this because of Saori- you're a lady's man, but you've found your lady and you'll be damned if you stray, even if Yukari, complete with a skirt, stands on your shoulders as she tries to wiggle her way in the restaurant's men's bathroom. "We're in luck! It's a stall and it's empty!" She says- from the sound of her voice she's brought her head back out. "Alright, lift me up another couple of inches!"You are Richard Diaz, driver for the M26E1 Pershing Heavy Tank "Black Jack" and you physically resist the urge to look up as Yukari talks to you. Instead you grunt and lift yourself up on your toes, giving her the extra inches she needs. "C'mon!" You growl in exertion. "Get in!" With a final small hop you push her up and through the window.You breath in relief, looking down the alley at Grampa Russells- you flash him the OK sign and then turn back to the wall, taking a few more breaths to get your wind back- Yukari was heavier than she looked. After you've taken a few more breaths, you crouch and leap up, grabbing onto the window sill. From here, years of wrestling with Black Jack's gear box, as well as hauling around 20lb track links and 120lb road wheels during maintainance gives you more than enough upper arm strength to pull yourself up through the window- Yukari is able to pull you the rest of the way through.>Wait for Russells here.>Go find Russells outside the bathroom.>Other.
>>29499629>Wait for Russells here....remind me what Yukari's plan here was?
>>29499629>Wait for Russells here.why the fuck is Yukari here?
>>29499629> OtherPeek outside the bathroom. Someone who isn't Russells might come in and it'd be a really bad if Yukari is still around by then.
>>29499629>Wait for Russells here.Awkward ambush is a go!>>29499698>>29499729check sup/tg/ for yesterday's thread. Basically, Yukari wants to help her two best friends hook up.
>>29499629>Yukari was heavier than she looked.All Tight Girl-Muscle, baby.>Wait for Russells here.
>>29499815I know that, I just don't know what us being in the bathroom is going to accomplish
>>29499846We give him "advice". Yes, I know this is a dumb idea, but this is Richard we're doing this time. We have to suck it up and role-play the anime dating shenanigans like a boss.
>>29499629>>Wait for Russells here.Seriously--how fucking swole is Yukari if she can pull over a teenaged boy through a window?
>>29499951She's a loader, anon. I shudder to think what KV-2chan was capable of
>>29499629>Yukari was heavier than she looked.It's all that shit she's carrying hidden somewhere.>Wait for Russells here.
>>29499972>52kg shellsShe could have tossed Yukari and Erwin like cabers if their disguises failed
>>29499951Canonically she's a bit of a workout buff, and got a little depressed that she took it to far and "wasn't as girly" anymore.
>We've taken out Erika's King Tiger>Won't be able to help Miho in time>"It's down to those two now.... should we play something?"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-MZSJ5e_ds
>>29500204Was expecting RULES OF NATURE, but also acceptable
>>29500235No, we play that while we hunt Erika.
>>29500195The heck did she hide that E-Tool on her? I mean yeah, the things are foldable, but does she just have Hammerspace powers like old time cartoons?
>>29500255>Russells VS Erika>Super Pershing VS King Tiger>The time has come to an end>Yeah – this is what nature planned>Being tracked by a starving beast>Looking for its daily feast>A predator on the verge of death>Close to its last breathIt's fucking perfect.
>>29500255.That and an epic speech somewhat like pic.>>29500317cartoon logic has no geographic distinctions, anon.
>>29500354>epic speechNa nigga, we just say something about prettying up Blackjack in king tiger pelt for our inevitable victory parade.Confidence our armor, cool our shield and snark our sword.
>>29500448that works too.
>>29499629Blackjack? You're the one behind these threads? Dis guy!
>>29500521I'm pretty Blackjack and Spreadsheet are two different people, but both are excellent writers.
>>29500617He wrote that story about Blackjack for the Nightlight game.
>>29500521>You are now imagining the characters from Toy Story crewing a model tank
>>29500650Oh, ok. Is that in the sup/tg/ archives by any chance?
>>29500686http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29107830/I apologize for derailing the thread by the way, it was not my intention. Carry on.
"Alright!" Yukari says, clapping her hands together before rubbing them. "Let's go find Russells!" She says before turning to open the door and head off on her search. You grab her by the collar as she turns to exit. "Woah! Wait." You say, pulling her back into the stall. "What's it going to look like with you walking out of the Men's bathroom?" You say. "Besides, you told Russells to come here- so here is where we stay until he shows up!" You walk towards the stall's door- the bathroom isn't big- two toilet stalls, two sinks and a urinal. You've got a good view of the door from here as well. Yukari, though looking disappointed, agrees and sits on the toilet. "Want me to text him again?" She offers.You shake your head. "No- he'll make his way back here if he's going to come." You tilt your head a bit. "Unless he's decided to ignore the fact that we're waiting back here- he does that sometimes when he's reached his limit of annoyance." Actually that's a bit worrying- he could just flat out ignore you. However, it doesn't come to that- as you're considering whether to try soemthing different, the door swings open. You hear it close and then the deadbolt locks. "...Yukari?" Russells asks quietly.>Let Yukari answer.>"Finally!">Other.
>>29501161>Let Yukari answer.
>>29501161>>Let Yukari answer.Spaghetti blowout soon?
>>29501161>"Finally!"no time to waste, we need to get Russells up to speed on how to treat a woman ASAP.>>29501213let it build, we should blow by the end of the thread, with Miho present.
>>29501161>Let Yukari answer.It is her plan, though lord knows how sensible it is
>>29501161it occurs to me, Russ might be a tad upset that everyone is following his and Miho's date.Miho would be too at this point. I get the distinct feeling that by the time this is over, the lot of us AND Grampa Russells will be doing laps during tanking practice...and laps don't have anything to do with tanking...maybe we'll be hauling shells.
>>29501161>"Finally!"We're the one giving advice to our fellow dude.No offense to Yukari, but she's just gonna squee and fill up the time and it'll be really bad for Russells if Miho starts wondering what's taking him so long.
>>29501161>>Let Yukari answer.
>>29501302Yukari doesn't seem the kind to squee.
>>29501292strength-building Tank shell exercises I've think would make more sense if they were done like barbell exercises. and yes, EVERYONE will be feeling the wrath of the couple scorned.
>>29501292Russels will probably punch Richard. and tbh he will deserve it.
>>29501358I think this counts.
>>29501358She swoons, which is close.
>>29501411>>29501433Fair enough, its been so long since I've seen the show, I have trouble remembering...Fuck it, time to marathon.
>>29501292He dd the same thing to the rest of his crew
>>29500521Okay, that's a really cool twist on the tankspective.>>29501161>Let Yukari answerRussells is probably going to find Richard there anywayhttp://pastebin.com/TG7BDu45http://pastebin.com/DStyMBFtrposting these for this thread because fuck it if I'm not riding this fic out until I finish it. And apparently it's good. Good enough to get 250 hits, at least.
>>29501569true, then this is justified payback.he can't touch us.
>>29501569No, Richard and Saori snuck out of practice for a date, so they decided to have some fun with them.They didn't interrupt Roy and Akebi.
>>29501771Why is Akebi so hot
>>29501825She's not that hot
>>29501825Athletic, and FIGHTING SPIRIT!
>>29501844>volleyball player>never gives up>tall>blonde>not hotI won't senselessly call your waifu a shit because for all I know, she might be Kay, but... Anon, you're being silly.
>>29501933There are worse out there. I congratulate you on your choice of Britboo.
>>29501933>filename>postIf you're gonna waifu her, she at least deserves to have her name spelled correctly.
>>29502013For some reason half my images have 1 s and the other have 2, which would explain why I couldn't find some of them when I searched
>>29502017All this talk about Assam is making me hungry for laksa.
Please, gentlemen. When asking the question of "who is best gup?", the answer will always be all of them
>>29501998>Katyusha>not Kay or NonnaBut Anon, that's wrong.
>>29502182I think I like gunners
>>29502209a gunner is fine too
>>29502209or the ones that don't get a lot of screen time
>>29502182I was (and am) a Nonna, but I find myself liking Katyusha's determination and attitude in the face of detractors.
>>29502256Nice. In recognition of your recognition of best girls, I bestow upon you a Nonna, reaching out to ask you to help her build Communism.>"Pssst. Psst, hey, you! Wanna crate of nuggets? We can build COMMUNISM!"
>>29502326Thank you Comrades Vanya and Nonna for your recognition of my insignificant efforts. Also, here is the pic I meant to attach to >>29502256. Honest love with some silliness.
>>29502406>Nonna is Katyusha's motherWho is the father.
>>29502445Heavy, of course!
>>29502141Wait.Where's Momo?DAMNIT! What have you done with Momo?!?
>>29502490She's with Yuzu... and lets leave it at that.
>>29502490Worst girl has been removed
>>29502490She's in there, crying into Yuzu's shoulder, just to the right (our right) of Yukari.
>>29502490Momo is hiding behind the flag and Yuzu
>>29502620Maybe she's a better girlfriend for Russells Sentinel considering the amount of pasta he is about to spew out.
So /gupq/, which GuP would you take to a punk show?
>>29502532>>29502545>>29502548>>29502555Ah, got it. Feeling stupider than usual.Wait.Where's Blackjack?DAMNIT! What have you done with Blackjack?!?
>>29502698>even a serious question
You look at Yukari as you scoot yourself into the corner of the stall that will conceal you once the door is opened- it's her turn to work. "In here!" She says, and the door opens momentarily blinding you to the situation."Yukari, what are you doing in the men's bathroom?" Russells says, obviously trying very hard not to stay calm and avoid freaking out. "I'm trying to have a nice, quiet, unexciting date with Miho and-"You close the door behind him. "Hello, Commander." You say.Yeah, he's definately freaking out now. "GAH! OH GOD!" He screams, voice going up an octave as he immediately levitates six inches off the floor and then comes to a rest facing you hands up and ready for fight or flight. "Oh jeez! Oh man..." He says, clutching his chest- yeah it might've been startling but what the hell did he think was happening? You blink. "You okay?" He nods back at you, glaring beneith deep, calming breaths. "So, finally managed to take Miho out on a date?" You say happily. "Good job! We're here to make sure you don't screw it up.""I don't-" He says. "Wait, why is Yukari here, then?"Yukari smiles. "You and Miho make each other happy!" She says earnestly. "Besides it's so romantic- two tank commanders falling in love on the field of battle..." She seems to drift off into her own world at this point.>What advice do you give him?
>>29502922>Be yourself, Commander. Be relaxed. And have fun. Talk to her and just do what seems to come naturally between the two of you and you can't go wrong!
>>29502922>Wink, grin, give him a thumbs-up
>>29502972this'll be fun to watch
>>29502922>Don't second-guess yourself- she's the one who actually asked you out on this date, remember
>>29502922Hugs for the Hug God, Love for the Love Throne! Let the Galaxy, LOOOOOOOOOVE!but seriously, be relaxed and give her lots of physical reassurance. Now put this earbud in while I put on this Microphone...
>>29502998This is where we Spagetti, trying to cover up that half the school is watching the date. semi-related, who still has those gifs of Miho having PTSD but with spaghetti instead of war?
>>29502922>"Unexciting? Pfft. It's your first date together, so you have to make it memorable. Be confidant and show her a good time. Don't be a jerk. Make it fun and romantic. Take her anywhere she wants to go and be a gentleman. And try not to sneeze blood on her. Now get back out there!"
>>29502922>"Its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it"
>>29503057I just passed that scene in the first episode, haha.
>>29502922God, I want to be eloquent, but >>29503110 pretty nuch has the right of it.
>>29502972Don't be yourself. Be a cooler version of yourself
>>29501662that was pretty fuckin' cute, Aus-bro.
>>29503178>nuchFuck, I mean "much"
mostly off-topic, but thinking about what's to come, I had a though: do we want to upgrade Anzio's lineup or leave it as canon?
>>29502141I feel like someone should edit that flag to be Roman Empire. It is just a feeling I have after playing too much CK2.
>>29503240That'd be up to Beej.
>>29503293I had some ideas as to how it could be done, but I don't want to post them if nobody's interested. Is anybody interested, since it means more "screen time" for Anchovy?
>>29503240STEAMROLL THE ITALIANS! STEAMROLL!
>>29503240We might end up just skipping it considering the quality of Italian tanks
>>29503346How could you possibly upgrade their lineup? Their heaviest tank--Anchovy's flagship--is in the same weight class as a Sherman. They have tankettes. Anzio's lineup is the equivalent of the "Nutter" build--it's hit and miss, but when it hits it's both hilarious and impressive.
Tell me something about those Italian tankettes. Can a hull or coaxial gun from any tank penetrate their armor?Don't bring the pintle mounted MGs yet.
>>29503445>Go in expecting Anzio to be a pushover because Italian tanks>Suddenly tigers>Shiho graciously loaned them out to keep us on our toes
>>29503445I would hope not, considering some of us have grown fond of Anchovy>>29503471I'm glad you asked. :)its mainly this:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semovente_90/5390mm gun comparable to the Flak 88, firing HEAT rounds at over 2,000 meters.
Frankly, gentlemen, I'm looking forward to the match against Pravda.
>>29503480No, but they don't need machine guns, just these:
>>29503505Can you even enclose that? Because that doesn't look legal to me.
>>29503508>Angry Koala Academy students screaming "CRUSH THOSE WANKERS!" From the standsI reaaally should keep writing SaS
>>29503505>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semovente_90/53Not Senshado legal, unfortunately--the entire rear of the cabin is waving out in the open air, and Senshado regulations call for all vehicles to have closed cabins.
>>29503558Yes. Yes you should.
>>29503551>>29503560I read somewhere that there are hand-wavium covers for vehicles like the Hellcat to make them Sensha-do legal. Its not that big a suspension of disbelief that a cover could be made for the crew.
>>29503495>TigersSo we win even harder then.
>>29503617...From Lafayette quest.Walter Christie told us about that.
>>29503617Hellcats, Wolverines and Jacksons only need to cover up one face to make it legal. And not to mention they historically did it too, though not during WWII.What you are proposing entails covering the top, sides, back, and even the floor for it to even begin to be legal.By that point, it's no longer the original historical concept of the vehicle, but an entirely different design.
>>29503617Can that even be properly covered while also being safe? A hellcat is one thing, this is another.
>>29503617Yeah, but put some perspective here. A Hellcat's cabin is almost all-enclosed, saved for the top. The Semovente's ass is pretty much hanging out bare in the wind.
>>29503696>>29503700>>29503734Ok, fair points all around. I still got more. we replace the Fiat M13/40 with M15/42 tank and the Semovente 75/18 with Semovente 75/34. What the upgrade boils down to is sticking 47mm AT guns on everything possible and giving them HEAT rounds.
>>29503662No, it's literally in the rules
>>29503813>47mm HEATWhere are you getting this? Jentz and Doyle aren't giving figures for those, so I have no idea where you're getting Italian HEAT ammunition from.
>>295038648th post down
>>29503889wikipedia, it was called "Effetto Pronto"
>>29503864Dammit, we really could of had the opportunity to drive a legal Hellcat if Saunders had one available. Oh well, what's done is done.
>>29503976Personally, I'd kill to see Marders in action in Senshado.But that would entail their universe having developed Personal or Deflector Shields replacing the carbon lining to ensure crew safety.
>>29504033Yeah, Marders are pretty open
>>29504033>>29504047you just make a carbon liner that goes over the open portions while leaving room for the crew to operate. Its simple, really. Not comfortable, but doable.
Roy is a lucky dog.
>>29504092She's got a big forehead
>>29504125...among other things.
>>29504179I tired, but my brain has been stuck in WTF mode after finding the latest GuP translated manga and seeing this pic.
>>29503642Basically this. A Pershing could gut a Tiger pretty easy. That 90mm is a hell of a gun.
>>29504220I think I've read somewhere that 90mm hvap could go completely through a jagdtiger.
>>29504216I loved the Christmas issue of that.It's nice to see the Black Forest crew getting fleshed out as characters, albeit at their (comedic) expense.
>>29504272I kind of doubt that. GIs tend to tack on an extra leg to every story they tell.
>>29504272The Long 90mm on BJ/Spersh, possibly.Not the stock Pershing's 90mm though.
>>29502972...I'm going to have to agree with >>29503183. No spaghetti-fest today.
Yukari is off in her fanfiction fantasies of her two idols- you're pretty sure she's already named one of their children after the Panzer IV's brave loader- and Russells looks like he's about to bolt. You place both your hands on his shoulders reassuringly- this also gives you a convienient handhold incase afformentioned bolting is attempted. "Russells..." You start, taking a breath and nodding your head."Richard." Your Commander says. "You have ten seconds. Then I'm going back to my table and forgetting I even saw you two." He says. "Or Saori and Hana and-" He looks down. "Hey... Wait a se-""Russells!" You snap. bringing his attention back to you. "Alright, good. Listen- This is the first date you've actually managed to get on without sneezing blood." You say gently."...That's not my fault! Allergies!" He protests."You need to make absolutely sure that this doesn't go wrong." You say sagely. "You need to relax...""Oh yeah- sneaking into the bathroom with Yukari. Totally relaxing!" He snarks at you. "I feel so relaxed just knowing that at any point someone could come through that door and see two foreigners in the men's room with a schoolgirl...""Be yourself..." You continue- at this point he's rolling his eyes. "And for the love of god, don't make this boring." You say. "This is your first real date- You need to remember it! Miho needs to remember it!""I'm going back out to my nice boring date." Russells says, deadpan.You've got time to give him one direction before he breaks and runs...>"Order a huge desert!">"Listen to what she wants to have and order it for her!">"Make a toast to her!">Other.
>>29504092>Same year as Rabbit teamI get more and more confused every time I think that.
>>29504319>>"Listen to what she wants to have and order it for her!"
>>29504327Hormones be wild shit, mang
>>29504319>Other."Save the theatrics for when you're not in a crowded room!"
>>29504319>OtherJust BE COOL, bro. BE COOL.
>>29504319>>"Listen to what she wants to have and order it for her!"It's all about her.
>>29504319>"Listen to what she wants to have and order it for her!"
>>29504319>>Other.Handy under the table
>>29504309I respectfully disagree. we said we would spaghetti at the sight of Shiho, but then we went stone-cold. A man must have his breaking points, more so in a silly anime comedy world like this.>>29504319>"Listen to what she wants to have and order it for her!"
>>29504319>"Listen to what she wants to have and order it for her!">Other"And you gotta retain some initiative, man! She's the one that invited you to this date, right? You have to show her your reliable side."
>>29504379DAMN KIWI INBREDS, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO THINGS IN CIVILISED COUNTRIES!
>>29504291I think it was a Jagdpanzer IV. 90mm HVAP went through the frontal glacis plate, crew compartment and engine, then embedded itself into a sand berm so deep they couldn't find the shell.
>>29504412Dude, just delete one of the posts. Tick that checkmark in the corner of one of the posts, then hit the delete button on the bottom right corner of the page.
>>29504421Okay, I'm almost certain that's a bullshit claim now. Engine blocks are thick as fuck, and I doubt that even an HVAP round could punch through 60mm of armor and an aluminum engine block, then have enough momentum left to pierce another layer of armor and bury itself that deep in a berm.I don't doubt that it penetrated the Jagdpanzer, but that's stretching the truth an absurd amount.
>>29504530If it went through the superstructure I can see it being possible
>>29504530Welcome to the US military, where every story is more exaggerated than the last one.
>>29504530I'm not familiar with the incident in question, but at close-range and if it was the long 90mm, the one made to KO Tiger IIs, possibly.
>>29500354That is a terrible butchering of the speech.>Out of commission, become a pillbox. Out of ammo, become a bunker. Out of time, become heroes.
>>29504530It's possible with HVAP, especially consider the shitty quality of German armour at the time. The British did tests with the Tiger and their 17pdr and a penetrating shot from the left side took out the entire right side armour plate
>>29504656I did not make the image, but I been wondering if it was totally original or if it was an adaptation. thanks for pointing that out. Also, I think the image was made to be a WWII Russian version of said speech.
>>29504656That was a great movie, especially modifying the tank to simulate firing>>29504671T54 is pretty impressive as well
Ah, I found the quote, it's from Death Traps and its a Jagdpanzer IV:Next, we road-tested the tank, then drove it to the edge of the vobridge to test fire the gun. We looked around for a suitable target and finally found a knocked-out German Jagdpanzer IV assault gun that had been hit by a single shot to the flank and had not burned. We hooked it up to one of our wreckers and dragged it to the other side of the vobridge, on the first level about fifty feet below the crest. The Jagdpanzer was positioned with the forward glacis plate facing us. The distance to our target was approximately a mile and a half. The ammunition for the 90mm T15E1 gun was a standard 90mm round, but the cartrige case was longer to accomodate a larger propellant charge. *snip for length*Anyone standing behind an M4 Sherman could see the projectile go out and curve down slightly as it sped towards the target. This new high-velocity gun was entirely different. When we fired the first round, we could barely see the projectile. It appeared to rise slightly as it struck the target. This was an optical illusion, but the effect was awesome. When it hit the target, sparks shot about sixty feet into the air, as though a giant grinding wheel had hit a piece of metal.When we looked at the target, I was dumbfounded. The 90mm projectile penetrated four inches of armor; went through a five-inch final drive differential shaft, the fighting compartment, and the rear partition of the fighting compartment; penetrated the four-and-a-half-inch crankshaft of the Maybach engine and the one-inch rear armor plate; and dug itself into the ground so deep that we could not locate it.Although we had been told by the ordnance officers from Aberdeen that the tank gun could penetrate thirteen inches of armor at a hundred yards, it was still difficult to believe this awesome power. We all realized that we had a weapon that could blast the hell out of even the most powerful German Mark VI Tiger
>>29504779>Death Traps>Belton CooperOkay, yeah, now I'm pretty sure it's bullshit.
>>29504779Death Traps was confirmed to be taken with a grain of salt. A lot of what he said was complete and utter garbage.
>>29504779Here's the penetration of the T15E2, which is basically a T15E1 except with two piece ammunition
>>29504891>>29504713Something's up with Hunnicut's book because I just realised these two are exactly the same
>>29504912T54 ammo and gun was made to get the same performance out of a less unwieldly normal, ie not two piece ammo
>>29504912They're about the same in performance, so Aberdeen didn't do a second firing test.
>>29504577>>29504585Let's take a look at the (alleged) flight path of the shell, shall we?Okay, this is assuming it penetrates the frontal armor. 60mm of somewhat sloped armor, pretty easy for the 90mm, of any AP-type shell.Then, it enters the crew compartment. Pretty liable to happen in a penetration, right?Now we're assuming that the shell is flying directly straight after piercing the armor. Possible, but not garunteed.Now it has to break through whatever people are in the way, as well as the internal equipment and the divider into the engine compartment. Entirely possible, but it's going to lose a lot of momentum.Here's the tricky part: we're at the engine itself, now.First, it has to break into the cylinder walls, or break through the head. That's going to be six cylinder's worth of (spitballing it here) 20mm aluminum casing in the case of the cylinders, not accounting for the fact that there's more than likely a madly whirring piston slapping the shell around at some point in its path.I'm not even going to mention trying to move through the valve train or driveshaft, because both are so dense (relativley) that such a shot would be akin to trying to shoot through an a four-foot solid aluminum block.Now it has to penetrate the rear armor and embed itself so deep in a sand berm it's unrecoverable.See where my skepticism comes from?>>29504779That book is full of exactly the kind of GI stories I was talking about.
>>29504938I'm looking at Hunnicut's other book for heavy tanks, and it puts the T15E2 at different penetration values
>>29504951When I said through eh superstructure of the Jagdtiger, I meant like this
>>29504969Exact same values mang. Except the Firepower book has them in 1000 yard increments instead of 500.
>>29504951except in your example the tank is crewed and running, in the one I quoted from Death Traps, it is neither. not that it should make much of a difference, but yeah.
>>29505007Didn't notice that
>>29505005I was under the assumption we were discussing the Jagdpanzer IV.>>29505022Okay, so we can rule out six inches of flesh. If the engine block was removed, I would believe it, but he specifically states that it was in place, and that the target was a mile and a half away. That just reeks of bullshit.
>>29505074>Six inches of flesh
>>29504319>>"Order a huge desert!"A bit late.
>>29505074I dunno, I didn't read a lot of the previous posts
Yeah...uh...I'll shut up now.>>29504415go with this, I guess
>>29505074I doubt it went through like it was described. However, I would believe it going through a JagdIV if it took the lucky way through and avoided all the thick shit.
"Alright listen, when you get the menues..." You start, and Russells pauses for a moment. "Find out what she's going to get and then order it when the waiter comes." You say quickly, hoping the advice is worth his attention.He looks confused. "Ordering for her, isn't that a bit old fashioned?" You shake your head. "Absolutely not! It's not old fashioned, it's a test!" You say, leaning in. "If you order for her and you get it right, it means you were listening even to something that had nothing to do with you." You grin. "You get it right and you're a good listener- women love that!"He narrows his eyes. "Alright, I'll try it." He says as he walks out of the stall. "This had better work, Richard!" He calls back over his shoulder as he unlocks the door and heads back out onto the floor.>Go to the door and watch him.>Ask Saori for a play-by-play.>Other.
>>29505284We're doomed.>Go to the door and watch him.
>>29505284>Go to the door and watch him.then "try to' mime when he screw up or gets cold feet.
>>29500106Didn't the KV-2 have two loaders?
>>29505284>Ask Saori for a play-by-play.>Also, get out of the bathroom
>>29505306You thought this was going to end in anything other than shenanigans?
>>29505316THis. Fuck, we creepy.
>>29505340that's what makes it funny! Although, if we leave the bathroom, where are we going?
>>29505367Back out the window we came from I imagine.
>>29505367Into the sewer, super mario style.
>>29505378But how snarky/suave/smooth would it look if we strode out of the restroom and the restaurant, in full view of Miho and boyfriend while saying nothing.
>>29505423Not very at all
>>29505438Which is why it's perfect for Richards!
>>29505438This guy,>>29505447, gets what I'm going for. All that matters it that it looks smooth to him.
>>29505284>>Ask Saori for a play-by-play.Shouldn't we get out of the bathroom with Yukari now?
>>29505447Okay, that's hilarious
>>29506055Is BlackJack asleep?
This is the part that always sucks- you've done your bit, put them in position to knock out of the park. But now, you wait. You take a seat on the toilet. "Just like being on the crew..." You mutter. "Get 'em in position, then sit there blind while everything happens..." Well, with you're driving Black Jack you've still got a scope."Why don't you ask Saori?" Yukari says helpfully. "She can probably see what's happening!"You blink- this girl is just full of good ideas tonight! You smile at her. "That might work!" You say happily as your start composing a text for Saori- 'Stuck in bathroom, how is our boy doing?' You type out to her.A minute later you get a text back. "You had him order for her? Good idea- Miho appreciates good listeners!" It says. A few moments later you get another one. "He looks really nervous. But Miho's smiling at him!"You compose another quick text: "What advice did you give Miho?" You ask Saori."Let him order for you- if he gets it right he's listening to you!" She says back.Seriously. You're going to have to marry that girl- you're both, like, perfectly attuned to each other- you barely have to plan you both just do things that work out!
>>29506140>>29506146ON GIRlS UND PANZER QUEST
>>29506140Ahahaha everyone involved in this is too damn cute
NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST!>WILL RUSSELLS SUCCEED?>A movie is involved.>He isn't doing half bad, actually...Girls und Panzer Quest will continue... Sometime next week. I actually close through the rest of the week and won't get next week's schedule until Wednesday or so- keep an eye on Twitter for schedule updates!Speaking of which... Follow me on Twitter for schedule updates and to find out when the thread goes live!https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ
>>29506140Come to think of it, whatever happened to Yukari's dad and his threat to dismember us if we don't date her?
>>29506221That threat was only if we hurt her. She seems more than happy with the current situation
>>29506193>He isn't doing half bad, actually...AND THEN SPAGHETTI VOLCANO
>>29506193>He isn't doing half bad, actually...We need to change this.
>>29506247I wonder what they're going to order
Celebrations in Senshado were so much more different than Eurotanks, Holly thought.Handshakes and fist bumps abounded amongst the tank crews as fans chanted the Saunders cheer and there wasn’t a single riot brewing in sight. You’d almost have thought they were the winners. “They seem happy enough,” She said, patting her niece on the shoulder “So why the long face, Jannicke?” “Well,” The blonde sighed and looked glumly towards her guardian. “It was like watching the paralympics.” “Oh come now, don’t be so harsh. Oorai’s just reformed their team, it’s not like they’ll do well on their first match.” “You don’t understand; it was like watching two teams try their hardest to lose. Its basic tankery to commit all your forces to a breakthrough, that Saunders flanking attack should’ve been a signal for the rest of them to move in and take out the Super Pershing and Excelsior.” “Instead we get to see them get defeated in detail, and then ten minutes later Oorai makes the same mistake in return! Two of their best tanks go off on a wild goose chase when there’s still a bunch of Shermans that could threaten their flag tank. What they should’ve done was formed up into a team of five and did a bounding advance.” “Maybe they planned it? The Pershing commander seemed pretty confident when I interviewed him.” Holly said, opening a can of Sapporo and taking a swig. “But that doesn’t make any sense!” Jannicke replied, throwing her hands up in exasperation. “The Shermans are faster than their flag tank and have stabilizers, letting the flag tank get into a running battle with them is a terrible idea! Did you see how stupidly Saunders used three-tank plat- Aagh!” She yelped as someone pressed a chilled beer can into the back of her neck. “Hey!” “You can have that one if you relax.” Holly said, grinning mischievously. “Really, they’re not Danish and you’re on holiday, just take it easy.”
>>29506346>there wasn’t a single riot brewing in sight.