You almost feel sorry for him, sometimes. You really do. Russel is great at many things- spotting targets, being gruff, telling you to do things you're already in the process of doing because you've got a periscope too. However, Russells has a tragic lack of any kind of romantic instincts. You actually remember the last time before Oorai that he attempted to ask a girl out- he ended up sneezing so hard he covered her face with blood snot.You are the incredibly handsome and superbly charismatic Richard Diaz, driver of the M26E1 Pershing Heavy Tank "Black Jack" and, while he's done well with Miho Nishizumi so far, it's your duty to ensure that he doesn't screw his first real date with her up. This isn't a job for one man, though- almost as soon as the two had left earshot of the rest of the group, you'd assembled your team: First, Saori Takebi, your girlfriend and fellow expert in the romantic arts- she will be in charge of "Team Miho". Along with her is her friend Hana Isuzu and Mako Reizei. They will be helping to guide Maho, who has about as much romantic experience as Russells.Team Russells consists of yourself, Yukari Akiyama- what she lacks in practical knowledge of the subject, she makes up for with a keen strategic mind and enthusiasm and, worryingly, Grampa Russells. Grampa Russells has tremendous experience and wisdom on the matter, however he's unpredictable- a wild card.Teams assembled, it's up to you to find out where they're going.>Follow at a distance- keep your groups together.>Send a scout ahead.>Other.
>>29474320Yo BJ! GermanSchteel called your quest dumb about an hour ago! Wha'chu 'gon do about it?
>>29474464Regret his feelings about the matter and wish him luck in his endeavors.
>>29474320>Follow at a distance- keep your groups together.
>>29474320>>Follow at a distance- keep your groups together>>Send a scout ahead.Conference call on cell phones, man.
>>29474320>Follow at a distance - keep your group together.http://pastebin.com/TG7BDu45yeah so somehow this has 131 hitsI didn't know that many people read my shit!
>>29474464Quest rivalries are a thing now?
>>29474870Rep fo' yo' quest, nigga.
>>29474320Wait, what? We're the crazy driver, now?>>Send a scout ahead.I nominate Yukari for scout!
>>29474499...you are the Hero /tg/ needs but not the one it deserves.
>>29475099Seconding, she has the most experience with espionage.
>>29474320>They will be helping to guide Maho> MahoOh crap, she's here already? Code Red, Code Red!> Send a scout aheadMaintain contact as much as possible.
>>29475244Assuming its a typo.
>>29474464Were I BJ, I would indicate that GermanSchteel is encouraged to go climb a wall of dicks.BJ, it seems, however is a bigger man. Quest rivalry is dumb.
>>29475351Yeah, it probably is. But it's more fun to speculate worst case scenarios.
As GuP fans and love both quest, I'll just say: Can't we all get along?Any bad children will spend their time on Walter Christie 'Workshop'.And BlackJack nightmare on Walter Christie writefag when?>>29474320>Follow at a distance- keep your groups together.Unless we know someone we can sure won't be recognize by Russel or Miho, keep together. Safety in number.
>>29475640Nonna's boyfriend pls go you make Korbo sad
A low profile- that's what you need. Unfortunately you've got a group that includes several highschooler and a geriatric tanker, low profile is going to be tricky. Despite this Japan is a crowded country- even a relatively small city like Oorai has plenty of crowds to blend into. So you're able to follow at a distance, keeping track of Russells and Miho as they walk and talk while they look for a suitable restaurant. You just wish you'd hear what they were saying..."Hey. Let's... try that one... I've heard they..." Grampa Russells swears as he watches them. "She turned away. Bah." Everyone else is looking at him. "What?"You blink slowly as you look at Russell's grandfather. "You read lips?""Son, you live as long as I have and you pick up skills." He brags. "Besides, it makes watching sports so much more entertaining when you can see all the trash talk." You look over at Saori. "Which restaurant is that?" The front of the restaurant is unassuming, like any other business, though it's got fancy rounded windows, and pots with rose bushes against the front walls."The Red Blossom!" She says, marvelling. "It's French! Very romantic!" >Scout ahead with Saori.>Split up the groups- Saori goes in ahead.>Other.
>>29474320>>Follow at a distance- keep your groups together.We are SHADOWY STEALTH
>>29476428>Split up the groups- Saori goes in ahead.
>>29476428> OtherDid they take the seat by the windows?Go to an establishment at the opposite side of the street.If not, then> Scout ahead with Saori
>>29476428>>Split up the groups- Saori goes in ahead.Let's get some coverage on the AO.
>>29476340....before blanket everyone you don't agree under this 'Nonna BF', check first.I never, EVER, write any fics on this quest, or any quest ever. Asshole.>>29476428>Scout ahead with Saori.
>>29476340You guys have to stop that. Nobody learns when you tell them they're shit and should stop
>>29476428Make like we're on a date with Saori, get a table with line of sight, try to maintain low profile.If they see us, act like we don't see them.
>>29476551seconding this course of action
>>29476551get some fake mustaches and news papers with holes cut in them
>>29476817While Russel might dense enough to fall for that, I doubt Miho will that dense.
>>29476428>Split up the groups- Saori goes in ahead
>>29476587Not that guy, but the post he was quoting had some messed up sentence structure and syntax. While he didn't need to be an asshole, it's not that hard of a mistake to make.>>29476594Hopefully one day he'll outgrow the EDGE FACTOR. That said, I do wish him luck with such an endeavor. I feel pretty awkward when I look back at some of the stuff I wrote when I was younger.
>>29477116There is some reason i never try to make some fic and posted it here, no matter how i want to.
>>29477265Sorry you feel that way. Don't let an anal prolapse or two ruin your day, mate.
"Alright Saori- take Hana and Mako ahead." You say thinking hard- Russells was always the genius when it came to organizing plans. You just put the tank where it needs to be and look astoundingly good doing so. "Try not to get noticed." You say- not a huge chance of that- both commanders had eyes like hawks and a sixth sense for danger."If we do get noticed?" Saori asks. "Just blend in and look like we don't even know they're there?"You nod- that's why you love that girl. Right on your wavelength- and she looks great in her school uniform. "Just need you to let me know the instant one of them leaves for the bathroom or something." You continue."If it's Miho we follow her- but if it's Russells?" She says- again on track with you.You actually hadn't planned for that- you just sort expected the girl to have to go to the bathroom first. They *always* go to the bathroom first.In your experience, sometimes they even come back.>"Miho'll leave first- just need you to do your thing and keep her in there.">"We'll figure something out.">Other.
>>29477882>"Miho'll leave first- just need you to do your thing and keep her in there."
>>29477882>"We'll figure something out."There's a reason he's the driver, not the TC.
>>29477882>You actually hadn't planned for that- you just sort expected the girl to have to go to the bathroom first. They *always* go to the bathroom first.>In your experience, sometimes they even come back.Oh Richard.
>>29477882>>"We'll figure something out."
>>29477968Do keep in mind that Saori is the first girl to actually find his girl-chasing methods endearing.Hana injured him when they first met.
>>29475380I might have that done tonight
>>29477882>"We'll figure something out."Do we have access to a van and a rather large gunnysack?
You shrug. "I'll figure something out..." You say, winking at her with a wry grin. "Probably climb into the bathroom through the window or something."She nods, leaning in to peck you on the cheek. "I trust you, Richard!" She says enthusiastically, and with that she's off into the restaurant with her tank-mates. "So, Yukari." You say, turning to the person on your team you actually trust. "Do you know anything about dating?" You ask her, turning your head to watch through the windows for your girlfriend and her friends."Nope." She says happily. "But Nishizumi-dono and Russells are really happy together!" She seems to swoon a bit. "Romance forged in the heat of battle... A bond stronger than rolled homogenous steel!" She seems to go off in her own world. "Can you imagine it? The finals- facing down her old school- our Pz. IV and Black Jack fighting back to back with the trust only love can create?"You and Grampa Russells stare at her. "Girl, you need to stop reading bad fanfiction." He says to her.You glance at him. "How do you know what fanfiction is?" You ask, turning to him."Two Words, kiddo: Star Trek Fanzine." He says bluntly. That's three words.>Stay back and let Saori work.>Move up to the windows and see if you can spot Russells.>Other.
>>29479729>>Stay back and let Saori work.
>>29479729>Other.Why don't we have binos?
>>29479729>"Isn't that three words?">Let's get three people watching three sectors of the restaurant.
>>29479729>Stay back and let Saori work.>star trek fanzinethose have the first documented instance of mpreg as a fandom thing ever
>>29479825What he said. We'll cover more areas and get less blindspots that way.
>>29479729>>Move up to the windows and see if you can spot Russells.On a scale of "Everything's fine" to "The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain", how badly can Russels possibly fuck this date up?
>>29479928Both of those and everything in-between
>>29479928He might get shanked by Shiho or something, I don't know
>>29479928He's quite capable of turning a date Emu War levels of retarded.
>>29479968Yeah, but Miho is just as spaghetti, though.
>>29480026>spaghettiAn Anzio early intro? Just exactly what we need!
>>29480026Yeah, but her spaghetti comes in much smaller portions and usually just ends up with her pulling a Kubrick-type stare for a minute or two. Russels' could feed an army of hungry Italians.
>>29479954I'm getting of an image of Miho and Russels actually having a nice date, only to be interrupted when Shiho, walking past the table, pounces on Russels and shanks him two or three times before continuing on her way like nothing happened.I'm not sure whether that should be hilarious or horrifying.
Speaking of Shiho, when do we find out what happened there?
>>29480104Don't forget Russels has been storing his spaghetti since pretty much the beginning of this quest. If he loses it now, we're looking at potential supervolcano-levels of pasta being thrust out hundreds of kilometers in all directions. The world will be consumed in a maelstrom of marinara, smothered in a swarm of stale noodles!
>>29480170Horrifying at first, until Miho proceeds to treat the wounds and carry on also liek nothing happened
>>29480238It wouldn't be Miho, anon. Yukari probably has an army-surplus trauma kit on her person at all times.
>>29480273There are people that don't?
I'm waiting for Roy and Akebi to also happen to be on a date at this particular restaurant, thus causing our plan to go to hell as Russels goes into high alert.
Slower thread than usual, tonight.Let's chat about... War Thunder tanks?
>>29480899Which nation are you going to start with?
>>29479729>Stay back and let Saori work.
>>29480911Commonwealth of course. Assuming they have Commonwealth tanks for the public beta.
>>29480981If anything they'll probably do claps after slavs and krauts.
BJ is having trouble posting, standby. Cloudflare bullshit or something
>>29481000It's the damnyankees after the slavs and krauts.Once they put the hellcat in, I'm dropping WoT for WT.
Thread will resume shortly.
>>29481329*six hours later*waitingforop.sfx
>>29480899Wait, they're out of beta now? Is it time to pull my Mitchell out of the hangar and eat panzers?
You want to go to the windows and check on things- or at least spy on Russells, maybe have his grandfather read their lips. However, doing that would look weird and, worse yet, could possibly draw the attention of Russells and Miho- seeing Saori and her crew could be coincidence, however seeing you at the window would probably give up everything."So, what are we waiting for?" Yukari asks as you take a seat on a bench and wait for word from Saori. She sits down next to you. "What if neither of them get up?""They'll get up, eventually..." You say, assured that it would happen. You look over at Yukari, who's typing something into her phone. "What are you doing?" You ask."Making something happen!" She says cheerfully. "Told him I'm in the men's bathroom. By the way, we're going to need to get into the mens room." Before you can even squeek in protest, she hits the send button.You take a deep breath- this is all part of the plan. "We need to get into the Men's Room, I guess."
>>29481584Nope, still closed beta.They relaxed the NDA a bit though.
>>29481639>next time on GuPQ
>>29481639NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST
NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST>Metal Gear Richard>We have a good discussion with Russells>Things go better than expectedGirls und Panzer Quest will return tomorrow (Monday) at 5-6PM PST.Follow me on twitter for schedule updates and to find out when the thread goes live!
>>29481670This seems like the shortest Quest I have ever seen
>>29481689Yeah, I have work at 10AM tomorrow, and wasn't planning on posting until tomorrow.I got bored and decided to do a short quest tonight though.
>>29481679>will return tomorrowThis thread might still be miraculously alive by that point!Just sayin'.
Anyone going to write tonight?
Three posts?I... uh, what?I guess I'll write something for later
>>29481639I wish she did that AFTER we got into the men's bathroom.
Previously: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29306276/#p29317366You gesture behind with your thumb “Me and my crew”“You said you'd just started”A wicked grin forms on your face “I was lying, this is my tank and the guys outside are my crew”“Why?”You let her in “to see what people were going to say”“What could they say, it's a rare tank, but that's it. Isn't it?”“Makes sense” you hear Bert cut in from a crouched position by the radio set“What does?” she asks confusion creeping onto her faceYou think fast for a way to cover up “Just wanted to know what people would say if they didn't know it was my tank”“Nice save”“Shut up Rob”“What's he talking about?” she's says now verging on suspicion“What are you the Spanish Inquisition” you blurt out“Excuse me?” the look of suspicion has now given way to shock and anger“Shit”, you cough and attempt to change the subject “you tanking today?”Her silence doesn't bother you, but it bothers Bert enough to speak up “Ashley, don't be rude”“He didn't answer my question” she cries in rebuttal“What he's done before coming here is none of our business” Bert explains seemingly exasperated“Oh god, she's going to be even more suspicious” you think to yourself “just ignore it till it goes away”>[1/?]
>>29483052She huffs before replying begrudgingly “at twelve”“What tank are you using? One of the Shermans?”“No” she says gleefully now “we're taking the Iron Maiden out”“Oh, you guys have that tee-thirty-four out there, one of the private tanks aye”“Yeah!” a spark of pride is in her eyes, she must love that tank “we pooled our money and bought it so we would have something to call our own”“Nice, how much did it end up costing you?” you ask trying to make some conversation. You see Bert twiddling the knobs on the set with one ear in the headset, at least he's entertained“Well, Rick said he's put in a quarter of the cost so long as we found the tank and brought it back to the grounds” she starts playing with her hair while talking “me and the crew payed four thousand, took so much work”You furrow your brow “what are you going to do when you graduate, can't really compete against Highschoolers”“What are you going to do?” she counters“I finished High School last year, I'll go where the wind blows”>[2/?]
>>29483090“What? You finished a year early so you're smart, but you're not going to College”“Yep”“Why not?”“Because I don't want to think anymore, now you go”She pauses for a moment deliberating on how to answer “I used to want to do Senshado professionally, but scouts usually don't come to back water clubs, so I've decided to study History, somewhere”“You haven't thought that far ahead”“No, I just don't know what College I can get into, my Grades aren't that good so I'll just go to the one that will accept me”“Well, if you really want to do it, you'll find a way” you nod in understandingWHEEEEEEEEER WHEEEEEEEEERYou look up semi surprised at the air raid siren, “what the hell is that”“It's an air raid siren” she responds trying to be helpful“No, I mean what's it for?”“Oh, it's to signal the start of the match”Your interest perks “is there a place to watch it?”“Rick's son installed a monitor in the Saloon, I'll show you”She stands up causing you to shift back from the Cupola so she can exit. As she descends from the tank you check on Bert “you having fun in their?”“Mmm? I was just tuning your Radio to the standard frequency” he responds“Okay” you say in acknowledgement “what're you gonna do now?”He climbs out of the Cupola before responding “probably watch the match at the Saloon”You turn towards Hamish and Rob “you guys want to come watch the match?”>[3/?]
>>29483118“Haven't finished tightening all the bolts” Rob replies before returning to workYou turn to Bert and Ashley standing below you “you guys go ahead, I'm gonna hang with my boys until they're done”“That's okay” she walks to the entrance stopping only as she passes through the entrance “I'll see you there”Bert looks to Ashley and then to you cocking an eyebrow. He turns and follows Ashley to the Saloon“You gonna hit that?”“Shut up Rob”You walk to the rear of the tank and sit, letting your legs hang off the back“Berts the only one who knows” you say trying to piece it together “Kuromime did a pretty good job of covering up”“It's Kuromorimine and it cost us a hundred grand” Hamish sighs after saying this“Everything we had” Rob adds “I wonder how Kazumi is doing”You and Hamish stay quite. It doesn't matter anymore“How many do you have left to tighten” you ask wondering how much time this is going to take“Only a few more to go, you know we only have two wrenches”BOOMThe sound echoes inside the hangerYou comment on the sound “looks like they've found each other”"Sounds like an em-six" Hamish says a loudYou make the decision to leave this until later “lets go watch the match, we'll finish this after”“Hold on” Rob causes you to pause “when's our match?”“After this one”
>>29483215That's it for now. I have to make a map for context
>>29483250Hey, Way, you might want to do some more going overs of your spelling.quite - quiethangar - hangerjust two I've spotted
>>29483319yeah, I only proof read once
http://pastebin.com/DStyMBFtWell this is a thing. Not done yet, and I promise actual lewd will ensue. Kinda tired on my end, though.
>>29483583Will it be continued in the same pastebin, or a new one? Either case, I like it, and hope for more (lewd or not)
>>29483215need a qt22/7 to sign off with>>29483583>>"Rammu?"Japanese accents make me laugh
>>29483735Same pastebin, this time. The only reason I didn't do that last time was because tablets are ultragay, but I've figured out how to do that now.
>>29483752>http://pastebin.com/DStyMBFtWell, a lamb and a ram aren't all that far off.I couldn't help but smirk when one japanese kid at a speech contest said "everybody started clapping", but mispronounced the "L"
>>29483839I'm pretty happy that I can apparently translate a Japanese accent into text quite well.
Pastebin updated with JESUS CHRIST THIS IS LEWD
>>29486940Delightfully cute and lewd.