Twitter: @HeroRena>Last time on HERO QUEST!>Robomaid, after having her parameters altered by the evil Cosplay Lass, has gone berserk! It was a quite sort of berserk but she was murderous all the same! Rena, having just defeating the devious Monster Maestro, forced the villain to join her at her home as punishment. Once there Robomaid, in a fit of jealous rivalry, attempted to poison the Monster Maestro! Sensing this, Rena drank the poison herself and saved Monster Maestro!>But she was critically wounded in the process...
>>29445530>We join Rena as she->Oh, wait. She's bleeding internally.>Can't have her as the protag for this chapter. Let's see what Magical Girl Sparkle is up to!>Magical Girl Sparkle checks her morpher. In the few days that she's been gone there have been 50 messages sent to her of varying urgency from 'Help, my kitten is stuck up a tree' to '7 A-Class Villains are attacking!'.>Most of them have been solved but just looking at the workload of the ones that -haven't- been resolved annoys her.Honestly. I think if I just left the entire association would just implode.I couldn't even fully enjoy my vacation just knowing what I'd have to return to.
>>29445555how was your vacation in war-torn uzbekistan?
>>29445555So, how's MMarauder doing?
>>29445555Anything from Rena?
>>29445555Fuck it, go eat some nachos with MMA
visit rena first, she probably did something stupid.
>>29445555Is it true what they say about tall guys?
>>29445655That they have big feet?
>>29445555nice quads sparkle!How was your vaycay?
>>29445671Is it true what they say about foot size correlating with penis size?
>>29445593Seconding this. The Hero Association existed before you fined and it will persist while you are on vacation. Try to relax, get some fun and work some pool time in.Now, how's your co-champion doing?
>>29445641We don't need to babysit her. Little miss fuckup can survive three days without supervision.What is she going to do, drink battery acid right out of a glass the moment Sparkle's back is turned?
>>29445579For once it was an actually nice place and I enjoyed myself quite a bit. It was definitely a change of pace from what I'm used to.Also the bars there were amazing.>>29445593>>29445636He's actually doing well right now. I was able to set him up with a home away from the city where he can be alone. I'm planning on visiting once I'm done here.>>29445613>>29445641Let's see.... 'Omg Sparkle please help me they're fighting over Super Mario. I just wanted to play games how did this all go wrong.'So, the usual stuff with her.I'm sure she's fine.>>29445655I can't think of any reply to that that won't be misconstrued.It seems to be mostly basic missions today. Nothing the A's and B's can't handle...
>>29445555I think it's time to hire a secretary, you make a metric asston of money, correct? Externalizing the jobs where your powers are not required should not be a problem.
well then go lay super mario with rena
>>29445713This is a very good idea.
>>29445712With her luck "they" is Monster Matriarch and Spine Ravager. She's a good kid, making friends and all that.
>>29445712meh, drop a text to Rena anyway. Knowing her, she's probably starving to death in a grocery store.
>>29445712I am sure there is something interesting to do.Any villain you want to punch?
>>29445530Is Big Boss the one doing the opening narration? It feels like it's him.
>>29445712May as well just head over to the Hero Association and catch up, then.
>>29445712I guess check in at headquarters and then see about doing something to pass the time.
>>29445712Stiff upper lip MGS! Those annoying jobs on the morpher won't get done by you just staring at them. Start at the top and work your way down the list.It is a ****** job but somebody's gotta do it.
>>29445778Huh? Oh. He's in charge of writing summaries for us to add to our Book of Deeds. Mine is fucking terrible. I could be having tea with someone and he'll describe it as a climactic battle of good and evil.I hate it.>>29445766Fine, let's see.>MGS: stop playing games like that. play something like monopoly 2gther..........No reply.>Magical Girl Sparkle calls Rena. Someone else picks up and speaks in a robotic monotone voice.???: "Hello. Who is this?""I can ask the same to you. Is this Rena's phone?"???: "... No. She does not own this phone. You have the wrong number."Okay, something is going on here.
>>29445956D-DAMN IT ROBOMAID, TELL US WHERE RENA IS.
>>29445956>monopolyYou're as bad as us.Anyway, might want to check that out. Something seems up.
>>29445956well, she WAS playing mario kart.It's not unusual for people to stab other people over mario kart.
>>29445956Go check up on her, with her luck she got kidnapped by the concept of evil given flesh.
>>29445956"TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW, TOASTER SLUT!"
>>29445956Wasn't she partnered up with a robot in that race...oh damnit.Go to her home, most likely someone's been a sore loser over Mario Kart.
>>29445956Use magic (or technology) to trace the call, then calmly determine what happened and fix it.
>>29445956Then who was phone?
>>29445956Wait. Rena was in a team with a robot.Oh god the idiot is friends with a family of crazy bad guys and a robot you're fairly certain is homicidal.Is she dead?
>>29445956Huh, didn't expect that to be right.Anyway, considering that's her number (you put it in properly and all, right?) say you got the wrong number before you go fly on over and see what's up. Smells like trouble.
>>29445956You really need to get Rena a baby monitor or something, this shit is getting ridiculous.
>>29445956TRACK DOWN RENA IMMEDIATELY SHE MAY BE IN DANGER!
>>29445956Whoever this is, they are the worst liars.
>>29445956Hmm... I think that sounded like robo-maid who was with Rena in the races. It's probably nothing, but taking a look won't hurt...
>>29446051Get her a watch that she can use to call you. Like Jimmy Olsen has to call Superman.
Tell her you're her friend from work, and you want to follow up on a message sent to you
>>29445956it's probably nothing.
>>29446103That only works if she stays conscious, which she is categorically incapable of doing.
>>29446005You have clearly never played any mario game with friends.
>>29446173>That only works if she stays consciousGet her a LifeAlert alarm.
>>29445956Really? First day back from vacation? *Sigh*What about that monster maestro chick she's "rivals" with, if she doesn't know what's up she'll definitely want to rescue Rena from herself. You don't have to.
>>29446197I -just said- that it's likely she was stabbed over a mario game.
>>29446217>help! I've been poisoned by a yandere robot and can't get up!
>>29445956You ever get the feeling you're a side character in somebody else's story?Anyway, go check up on her.
>>29446241Or things will get a thousand times worse with her around.
>>29445956daydream of holding hands with MMAthen snap out if it and go see rena.
>>29445956use your CRYSTAL BALL to check up on the situation
>>29446311daydream MMA eating your handthen snap out of it and kill QB
>>29446487check and check.
>>29445956Contact Rena's 'rival,' MM. See what she knows.
>>29445956Rena obviously lost her phone, and picked up another phone that looked like it right next to where she put her's last.Right?
>>29446284All the time.Alright, let's go see what the hell she's gotten herself into.>Magical Girl Sparkle puts away her morpher and goes to check on her friend. It's a short flight to Rena's home and once she's there she knocks on the door.>There is a brief pause before the door is opened.That's not Rena.RM: "Hello. Rena is not home right now. Go away."Wow. She 'does' have a robot maid.I didn't now she was into that.Wait, that's Robomaid. What the hell is she doing in Rena's home?According to my morpher she quit being a Villain not too long ago.
>>29446827robomaid:Lie as hard as you can to the authoritiesBridgette:Attempt to hide/revive rena simultaneously
>>29446827"Then where is she, and why doesn't she have her morpher?"
>>29446827Ask her where rena is.
>>29446827This is getting more and more suspicious by the second.Go inside.
>>29446827"Oh that's not a problem. I can wait inside until she returns. Where is she, by the way?"
>>29446827Tell her we're worried that she's hurt. She's prone to getting hurt an awful lot.
>>29446827She sounds like she is a not good liar.
>>29446827Bust in there with your MAGICAL POWERS.
>>29446827"Okay then, I'll wait for her. Where is she?"Proceed to stare at her very creepily
Rolled 13>>29446827But Rena asked you to come here and help with her mario kart's problems
>>29446827She either bring you Rena in one piece or you bring her to Rena in multiple pieces.
>>29446827"Bitch, I will scrap you."Happy Home Invasion time!
"Oh that's not a problem. I can wait inside until she returns. Where is she, by the way?">Before Robomaid can protest she's already made her way inside. There is little that can stop an S-Class once they put their mind to it.RM: "She is out... Shopping. Yes. Shopping.""Well, she said she needed me to help her with her game problems. Now where did she put that...">Magical Girl Sparkle looks through the rooms of the apartment. It is a modest place with only a single bedroom and bathroom. She enters Rena's bedroom and finds it barren.RM: "She is not in there. I believe I have heard her coming up the stairs. Would you like some tea while we wait?"
>>29447072It's not very clean in here, is it, roboMAID?
>>29447072If she doesn't tell you where Rena is, steal her hat.
>>29447072Don't drink the tea.
>>29447072What's that thing under the bed?
>>29447072So I totally need to pick up my spare costume Rena was cleaning for me. It'll probably be in that closet.
>>29447072What's that under the bed?
>>29447072That bed.That closet.That trail leading to the closet.
>>29447072WHAT IS THAT UNDER THE BED AND THAT BLOOD LEADING TO THE CLOSET?CHECK IT OUT MGS.
>>29447072What is that under the bed?
>>29447072Is that a blood trail leading to the closet.Goddamit Rena.
>>29447072Where's Rena's cat?
>>29447072...Is that a blood trail I see going to the closet?
>>29447072There's a blood trail leading into the closet.
>>29447110>>29447121>>29447136>>29447147>2014>not seeing the blood trail to the closet
>>29447072Loot. Errything.I mean... begin searching the premesis.
>>29447072MM unconscious under the bed.Rena Dying in the closet.This is a good start to the day.
>>29447166Huh, Bridgette went home I guess?
>>29447072Since we're a magical girl and instinctually know Japanese, inspect RM for shenanigans made with her settings.
>>29447194>MM unconscious under the bed.MM is cute even when unconscious
>>29447072Check the bed and closet. This is looking really bad.
"Yes, I would love some. I'll just wait in here. Perhaps she left her game here?"RM: "I will return shortly. Try not to touch anything.">As soon as Robomaid is down the hall Magical Girl Sparkle proceeds to touch things.>She lifts up the covers from the bed and underneath she finds a very upset looking Bridgette and Kitty.Monster Maestro..? What is going on here? This is getting weirder by the second.>>29447167There is?>Magical Girl Sparkle can hear Robomaid walking back.Shit! Should I just open it and see if Rena's in there or pretend I saw nothing?
>>29447289>Shit! Should I just open it and see if Rena's in there or pretend I saw nothing?Do that now.Do you know any healing spell?
>>29447072Holy crap that drawer is huge. Like, suspiciously huge. What the hell. Just look at it, compare it to the size of that bed. Damn that's huge.
>>29447289open it. There's blood. Rena might actually be harmed.
>>29447289>kitty is also tied up and gaggedJesus christ
>>29447289Set up a sneak attack!
>>29447289Well, it's likely an injured Rena so you should try to keep quiet for now since you could get her hurt worse.
>>29447289Open that closet.
>>29447289Something IS fishy here, unless Rena suddenly found a liking to S&M. Open and see.
>>29447289Open it!If she is injured she needs help
>>29447289OPEN THAT CLOSET, YOU MUST SAVE RENA
>>29447289You're a high level hero, robo maid got beaten by RENA. I don't think you have much to worry about if she finds you snooping around.
>>29447289Open closet. You can throw down with Robomaid any day of the week.
>>29447289Are you sure this isn't a sex thing?
>>29447401Seconding. It's probably a sex thing.It's not your place to judge.
>>29447289Rena's gay, right? She obviously invited both of these women around, hoping for a threesome. Robomaid and Monster Maestro were not happy with this. They must have had some lewd competition to decide who the better Rena companion was. Since Maestro is all tied up, we can assume she lost, and Robomaid is really into BDSM or something.I think it's time to leave and let the kids/robots have their fun.
>>29447289Check the closet. As if we could ignore the blood.
>>29447289untie kitty, then untie MM, go with her decision on if you should open the closet
>>29447289Well, this could just be what Rena and MM do when they're alone, but considering how suspicious this situation is. it's best to confirm Rena's safety before heading out.Also, we might want to leave a note of some sort, so if we end up kidnapped someone will be available to rescue us.
Alright, let's see."I'll be right back.">She whispers to Monster Maestro before leaving her under the bed once more.>Quick as she can, Magical Girl Sparkle runs to the closet and throws it open. There are dozens of frilly maid outfits, gym uniforms, sailor fukus, but no Rena.Damn...She must have moved her after I called.Also, why is Rena's closet filled with all of this?What does this girl do when I'm not watching here?And why don't I hear footsteps anymore?
>>29447401>>29447437>>29447457Rena's too dense for that.
>>29447457Err, no?Brigette might be gay for Rena, but given rena is interested in men given her relationship history...Good god, can there be a female character on tg that isn't gay for once?
>>29447503Ah, shit. Teleport! Teleport~
>>29447503Dodge and run.
>>29447503>Violin stingSomething is going on!
>>29447503OH FUCK PANIC BEHIND YOU SPARKLE, TURN AROOOOOOOOOOUND
>>29447289Look at the blood and ask if Rena got turned into a vampire again. Then proceed to tell her you can heal vampires in the earliest stages and describe the symptoms of that as akin to acute poisoning.
>>29447503Check your six pilot, I mean magical girl!
>>29447503"Snake! Don't break cover!"
>>29447511And Sparkle should be gay based on her relationship history. And Rena was apparently just as dense dating whatshisname as she is to everything else.She's just dense. I don't think she's even put thought into her sexuality.
>>29447503Yandere robot is behind you with a knife.(I advise that you move your sparkly ass NOW)
>>29447503If only you had summoned something to watch out for that yandere robomaid behind you....
>>29447503You are in combat!
>>29447503Que scary violin music.
>>29447503What happened is that Robomaid tried to poison Monster Maestro and ended up poisoning Rena instead.Also, she's behind you with a knife.
don't kill her, just open her back panel and change her settings to less murderous.
>>29447503You can read Japanese, right? Change her back panel settings.
>>29447503She's a robot, she's probably floating or something. Also, check that really suspiciously huge drawer next to the bed. Holy crap is it huge, what the hell?
>>29447503DO>>29447679 AND FREEZE TIME, QUICKLY!!
>>29447716She's not the one with time-freeze powers!
>>29447740IT'S MAGIC THOUGH ISN'T IT?!?
>>29447716...Can Sparkle do that? IIRC she got the powers of every magical girl after she killed QB, but could any of them stop time like Madam Hourglass?Was there even a Homu that got Mogu Mogued by QB?
>>29447761MAGIC IMMOBILIZATION/EMP GOGOGO
wait, everything that touches MGS turns into cutesy shit right? someone tries to stab her and the knife should turn into a fluffy teddy bear
>Magical Girl Sparkle quickly sidesteps the incoming attack. There is the briefest of moments where Robomaid is simply stunned at having been evaded.>Magical Girl Sparkle takes advantage of this,"Magical Elbow Drop!">With a sickening CRACK she slams her elbow into the back of Robomaid's neck. The robot falls to the ground, the lights in her eyes have gone out.Did that little A-Class seriously think she stood a chance against a S-Class?You are 20 years too young to even think about reaching my level.Also I think we can now safely rule out the lesbian threesome.>She goes over and finally unties Monster Maestro.MM: "Bwah! That fucking robot! You! You need to help Rena! That bitch tied her up and left her somehwere! I tried to get her to a hospital but that fucking robot wouldn't let me touch her!""A hospital..? What happened to her?"MM: "She was poisoned! Please, you need to find her! She could die!"Shit...I don't have any fucking idea where she could be. I searched the entire house.
>>29447814GIANT FUCKING DRAWER NEXT TO THE BED.
>>29447814Do >>29447679Reboot robomaid, ask her what happened
>>29447814Ask MM how long Robomaid was gone for, that'll tell you how far away she might be!Also did that blood trail lead anywhere in the other direction?
>>29447814You know moonspeak, right?Reboot the robot and change her settings off of lust-crazed yandere.Also, this is all kind of our bad. Sorry.
>>29447814Did you check that strangely large drawer by the bed?
>>29447814HOWHOW IS A SINGLE PERSON SO INCOMPETENT?Tie up the meido, and search for Rena? Follow the blood.
>>29447814Set MM free. She can summon monsters to help us search, especially if one of them can smell blood.Alternatively, is it possible to access Robomaid's memory banks?
>>29447814Untie MM and cat, clearly MM wants to help and can can smell her out or somethingreasons
>>29447814You have so much magic, and some of Rena's blood right there.Make it work.
>>29447814Check the roof.Important anime stuff is always on the roof
>>29447868Oh yeah, I bet a tentacle monster could sniff out a cute girl no problem.
reprogram robomaid so she just tells you!
>>29447814You know moon-tongue. See if you can hack robo-maid. Or something. I don't know what hacking is.Make her helpful is what I'm saying.
>>29447814Check RoboMaid's control panel (on her back) and see if you can fix her to be non-murderous and then reboot her. It's your best hope.If that fails, get Bridgette to summon something with a good nose (or whatever) and see if it can sniff (or whatever) out Rena.
>>29447895But that means the monster would never find Rena!
>>29447903She is precisely cute.
>>29447878Magical detective sparkle-chan? VERY GOOD!
>>29447814MM summons monsters for searchMGS trying fix/interogate RM
>>29447878That blood leads to Rena's closet, which is full of maid outfits, it is almost certainly Bridgettes
>>29447169>2014>not noticing the less critical evidence first>not gradually escalating the drama
monster mastro and rena seem to have this freanmy thing going on, I think we can trust her to help us find rena, untire her and we can use her minons to search for rena.
>>29447903MC Rena is cute.QM Rena is uhm... has a great personality?
>>29447814Check the drawer beside the closet, release Kitty, get MM to summon some hounds.
"Summon some monsters and look for her. I'll see what I can do.">Monster Maestro nods and runs off to grab her batons. Sparkle checks the entire room once more.I don't have any spells that can...>>29447837FINE.I'LL CHECK THE FUCKING DRAWER.THE ODDS OF HER B-It's fake?>Magical Girl Sparkle grasps the drawer only to find that it's hollow. She lifts it up and sees... Rena, sleeping peacefully.What the..? I thought she was poisoned. She looks perfectly fine.>She touches Rena's face and casts a small spell.Yeah, she's perfectly healthy. But... It feels like her body has wasted a lot of energy doing something.It seems being part vampire has it's upsides.The girl is quite lucky. Still... I'm considering putting some sort of chip inside of her so I can keep better track of her.>Monster Maestro returns to the room.MM: "I can't find her anywhere!""It's okay. She's right here and perfectly healthy.">Monster Maestro quickly approaches the two heroes. She kneels down and looks Rena over before breathing a heavy sigh of relief.MM: "Thank god..."Man. These two are awfully buddy-buddy for a enemies....Okay. I guess I should be the last one saying anything about hero/villain relationships.Still, it seems Rena is fine. Albeit, a bit tired.
>>29448104QUICK! LOOK BEHIND YOU!
>>29448104rena:stop being useless for like THIRTY MINUTES
>>29448104Give her a kiss. That might wake her up.
>>29448104Based Sparkle.Your work here is done.
>>29448104Fix the damn robot. You know Japanese so open up the panel and turn off her sex drive and yandere meter.
>>29448104Let Monster Maestro take care of Rena. De-crazy the robot. You're a magical girl. That means you know Japanese.
>>29447511>Brigette might be gay for Rena, but given rena is interested in men given her relationship history...How should I put this well, you see... she was in the closet, but she's not anymore.>Good god, can there be a female character on tg that isn't gay for once?I... have nothing.
>>29448104Can you read her mind and figure out everything that happened today?
check out robomaid, what is her DEAL?
>>29448104>Still... I'm considering putting some sort of chip inside of her so I can keep better track of her.Good idea. You've been here for twenty years. you could get someone in the science department to whip one up for you easy.
>>29448104Check Robomaid for malfunctions. She's got a control panel with a yandere setting.
>>29448104arrest robomaid, shes clearly still evil
>>29448104Okay, I think we're in the clear here. Let's tie MM up again, do something to Robomaid so she doesn't turn on unexpectedly, and leave a note for Rena so she knows what happened.>captcha: Urrialve andAnd some urrialve. Can't forget that.
>>29448104Fix Robomaid. Let Bridgette fawn over Rena.
>>29448104>Still... I'm considering putting some sort of chip inside of her so I can keep better track of her.Do it. Do it now, while she's unconscious and won't be able to object- in fact, it's best if she doesn't know.
>>29448104Fix the damn robot so it stops malfunctioning. Remember that it's a "hero" now so no you can't just scrap it.
>>29448104> Okay. I guess I should be the last one saying anything about hero/villain relationships.Hero/villain relationships with a member of the Monster family, no less.
>>29448104can you speak japanese or hack computers?nonetheless go back to robo maid.
>>29448104Your work here is done, now fuck off somewhere else, maybe have a drink at HQ
>>29448104It doesn't make sense that Robomaid would do this if she quit being a villain, check her out.
>>29448104"So, did Robomaid tie you up, or was that some weird sex thing?"
>>29448199Sparkle is a magical girl, pretty sure all magical girls know japanese by default.
>>29448104i guess you too are more alike than you think.maybe she was your long lost unrelieble unlucky useless little sister?
>>29448104Go to RobomaidFind the dial labled YANDERE and dial it to the negatives before physically removing it.
>>29448232For that matter, scan for other... dangerous dials, and remove those as well.
>>29448220I think that's a rule.
>>29448220now that is racist.no wait classist? powerist?what's the word i'm looking for?
>>29448104check if future sister in law is alright too, heal her if she is.
>>29448291just go with stupid. its accurate enough.
>>29448286Speaking as a person dressed as a doctor, I can confirm that it does indeed look like the face of moe.
>>29448286That is chuckle-worthy.
>>29448328thanks!and for that i'm going to sleep! good luck Questers!thank you QM rena!
>>29448220MMA however probably knows japanese
>>29448196Sh-shut up...>>29448199Of course I can. Now let's see what the hell is wrong with this maid.>Magical Girl Sparkle goes over to Robomaid and flips open her back panel. She cane easily read all of the labels. It appears that her Fun settings were changed recently. Also her Yandere, Tsundere, and Libido were pushed to 150%.>She sets Tsundere down to 0, Libido down to 10, and Yandere down to -50% before snapping off that particular knob. She destroys it in a puff of magical energy.Yandere is a stupid fetish anyway.Alright, the girl seems to be fine now.And Monster Maestro looks like she's willing to take care of her. Also fixed Robomaid. I think my work here is done.Also I'll hold off on implanting a chip in Rena.For now.>Magical Girl Sparkle leaves the three of them alone and heads back to the HQ.>As she walks the streets her morpher beeps. She flips it open and sees she has a message written to her personally. There's an A-Class Villain causing trouble.Fucking perfect.It's 'her'.I'm not in the mood to deal with this.
>>29448220watch, Magical girl Sparkle is Chechen, because what better place to find contract material than a warzone?
>>29448457DEAL WITH THAT VILLAIN SPARKLE
>>29448457Who is it? Liltih?
>>29448104'Her'? Who's 'Her'?
>>29448457Is it the nun? Is it your ex? Either way, just because you're not in the mood doesn't mean you can ignore it. Time to do your heroic duty and do heroic things dutifuly!
>>29448457The ara-ara calls to you
>>29448457>I'm not in the mood to deal with this.Deal with her Sparkle.You know her, she always throw a tantrum when she doesn't get what she wants.Plus she's sharp witted.
>>29448509whoops, wrong post>>29448457
>>29448457Whoever it is you should totally deal with her.We love conflict. We won't let you get out of this.
>>29448457>Also I'll hold off on implanting a chip in Rena....fine, but at least get one ready. Next time she needs you to bail her out it's chipping for her, and we'll be able to do so on extremely short notice.
>>29448457You dare insult the yandere fetish! I'll have you know I'm having great fun in this basement dungeon I'm locked up in!Also, take out frustrations on 'her'.
>>29448457Restart the maid robot and send her to deal with this shit, she was an A-Class villain? She should be able to handle it.
>>29448457Aren't you seeing her brother later tonight? It's a conflict of interest to deal with her now, so put someone else (level appropriate of course) on it.
>>29448457>implanting a chip in Rena.Thats fucking creepy.
>>29448457Should have asked Rena if she fiddled with the Robomaids buttons.>I'm not in the mood to deal with this.You see bothersome person. I see legitimate excuse to vent some of your frustration.
>>29448457I vote for>>29448544Yay, misdirected aggression!
>>29448457Cave in her skull.
>>29448535>>29448500>>29448544Fiiiiine.Maybe an actually decent fight will help.I just... She's so over dramatic.It annoys the hell out of me.>Magical Girl Sparkle flies to the City Park. People are screaming as they flee the area, many of them have sharp things sticking out of their body.Yep, this is her.>Magical Girl Sparkle approaches the source of all the screaming. Standing in the center is a girl with blades floating around her.???: "SPARKLE! My Archenemy! We meet once again! I hope I didn't -cut- into your free time!"...I hate her so much.
>>29448475That would explain why there are no Turkish villains whatsoever.All the kebab has already been magically removed.
>>29448457Pick up some booze on the way to dealing with her then. Maybe you'll be in the mood by the time you get there.
>>29448657Use your fists.
>>29448657Now that's what I call edgy!
>>29448657Jesus Christ, you could cut atoms with that edge.Kick her ass and do it in the most condescending, overly saccharine and adorable way possible
>>29448657"just let it all out now edgy"
>>29448657Throw a rock at her.
>>29448657Blast with Bright Spark then take the hat.
>>29448657call her a faggottell her you fucked her mother
>>29448657Walk towards her, deflect incoming projectiles, say nothing, apply Magical Headbutt to the forehead.
>>29448657>We meet once again! I hope I didn't -cut- into your free time!""You're fatter than last we met."
>>29448714This. Destroy her emotionally. It'll feel good.Let the hate flow through you.
>>29448716Oh yeah, I forgot, say:"ROCK BEATS SCISSOR!"
>>29448657Max power.Bounce her off the pavement, fly up, Omnisl- punch, spike her off the pavement, catch her in midair, and throw her through a building.
>>29448657Use a branch enhanced by magic to stop any edgy projectiles she throws at you. Club her over the head until she is ready to go to jail.
>>29448657Pfft, she'll never have as good a justification to be edgy as you do. What a poser.
>>29448736Yep, I was thinking it's just poor cut of the dress but now that you mention it she actually is kinda chubby.
"nah, you just got me out of an awkward situation with your mom, she gets so clingy afterwords" she's overly dramatic and edgy, if your crude and condescending it will throw her for a loop.
>>29448657If Indiana Jones taught me anything, it's when you see someone crazy challenge you to a knife fight it's time to pull a gun and end them.
>>29448657So edgy.>>29448714Remind her of how good it feels to do good. Inflict all the tyranny of your condition upon her.
>>29448657Is he... related to Anti-Hero? She carries a certain resemblance.
Rolled 6>>29448806So, like >>29448746? No preamble, just violence?
>>29448657Okay, this may be a bit blunt, but you need to first dull your ears to the BS puns she might make. It might get a bit dicey to suppress your hearing, but it'll be easy if you'd just take a stab at it.
"You're fatter than last we met."DWE: "I... What!? Fuck you!"Hehe.>She begins flinging knife after knife at Magical Girl Sparkle, the blades seem to come from nowhere. Once she's in the air dodging the blades is trivial.It's always the same.We fight. She throws blades. I dodge. She realizes she can't fly and gives up. I arrest her.And she always-"Sparkle! This time I'm going to -cut- you down to size!"Does that...>It's become a routine for Magical Girl Sparkle at this point.>That is why the knife that flies right by her head is such a shock.>It cuts through her golden hair easily and continues to sail through the sky.Okay, that's new.Maybe I shouldn't have called her fat.DWE: "This time I'm seriously serious, Magical Girl Sparkle! I've been practicing since our last fight and I'm afraid I have the -edge- in this battle!"
>>29448860My puns just killed everyone, didn't it.
>>29448736Perfect opening line.
FULL POWER BLAST!
Rolled 53>>29448949>That exchangeI'm giggling like a retard. Good show!"Sure you do, fatty. What, are you just slingshotting those daggers around your massive gravity well of a gut for the extra force?"
>>29448949Throw a rock at her while shouting that rock beats scissor.Only puns can beat puns.
>>29448949try fighting back
>>29448949She ruined your hair! Time to make a tactical air strike on that bitch..
>>29448982>>29448982HAHAHA.Making her angrier will have no negative consequences. I.m sure.
>>29448949Channel your hatred of puns into an attack so powerful, she will never be "edgy" again.
"huh, your not completely pathetic this time." then go full offense, crush her with all your might.
>>29448949"I dunno. It seems like you could stand to cut a lot more weight than I could."
>>29448990No, you fool, you'll doom us all.In the battle of puns the only winning move is not to play.
>>29448949"Your puns aren't as SHARP as they used to be!"Full magic sparkle blast in her face. We don't have the temper to deal with these clowns right now.
>>29448949Well, she wants you to go all out. Let's oblige her~
>>29448949Can you catch the blade instead of just dodging it? (With your metalic hand, obviously).
>>29448949Can you throw a magical blade back at her?
>>29449070Catch a blade.Turn it into a swirly-twirly lollipop.Offer it to her.
>>29448949She's not fat, she's curved. Blunter then you remember.You should steal her eyepatch, make it cute then return it to her!
>>29449120Do this to her entire ensemble. Put her in a frilly pink hell while she waits in her bad guy cell.
>>29449120Turn her dress into the frilliest goddamned thing.
>>29449120Wait, yeah, MGS can do that, she can turn things she touches cute. DO IT!
>>29449197Offer to touch her face, then, because it's certainly not the face of moe.
>>29449197You think if she touches edgemurder she'll only be able to materialize girly stuff?
"Sure you do, fatty. What, are you just slingshotting those daggers around your massive gravity well of a gut for the extra force?"DWE: "I AM NOT FAT!""Maybe you should cut some carbs out of your diet."DWE: "YOU BITCH! THAT'S MY THING! STOP TAKING MY THINGS!">Magical Girl Sparkle chuckles as she watches the frustrated Villain. This must be sorta like how Rena feels when she deals with Monster Maestro.Well, she does want me to really go at her. I won't kill her, but...."Magical Blast!">She fires a beam of pure sparkly power from her wand at the villain. It's not enough to kill her but it should easily knock her out.>But Dark Witch EdgeMurder does not fall. Blocking the attack is a massive straight razor. It drops once the attack ends and she laughs.DWE: "I told you, Sparkle. I've gotten better!">She leaps into the air and defies gravity. She soars up and reaches the same level as Magical Girl Sparkle.Okay... She's learned a few new tricks.DWE: "I've learned a few new tricks, Sparkle. And I've read all up on you stupid Magical Girls. I know all your weaknesses. I've enhanced all of my edge with magic so that I have a better chance of cutting away your defense. I will sever your sparkly head from your pretty little body and then the Magical Girls of old will be gone!"
>>29449215>girly stuffchicks cut themselves all the time.>#cutforbieberI don't know if the pound sign is before or after the phrase, sue me.
>>29448982Do this do this, do this!
"sorry, but that just doesn't CUT it"
>>29449247"You also learned some great new snack foods, looks like. You know I can make some for you? All sugary and sweet?".
>>29449271I'm sorry to be blunt, but I'll have to put an end to your slanshderous ways.
>>29449247Wait, what? Does that mean she's a "new" kind of magical girl? Did she get her powers from a QB too?
>>29449247Can we toss a tree at her and yell "cut this" or something?
>>29449247"Wow, looks like you were finally able to make the cut when it came to magical skills... but sorry, it's not going to give you an edge in this battle. Steel yourself and bite the pillow, I'm going in up to the hilt."Turn her everything pink and frilly, then spike her off the pavement like the fatass volleyball she is.
>>29449247Slap that bitch up.
Rolled 70>>29449247Release limiter, blast with FULL POWER.
>>29449247Just a throw a rock at her face, it works for Rena.
>>29449305No! Stop! Scissors beats Paper, remember that!
>>29449247They're already gone you fool
>>29449247Okay, look, its not hard.Rock. To. Her. Face.
>>29449247Did you hear that? It sounds like DWE -cut- the cheese.
>>29449247"The magical girls of old are gone already, you idiot."Full power. No holding back. Put her down.
>>29449247UhMagical girls of old?Does that mean theres another furry little fuck running aroundonly making villains this timeso noone questions when they vanish?
>>29449247She's serious. Be serious right back. Start upping the ante. Test her defenses and find out how good they are, then apply the proper amount of pressure.Don't underestimate her attacks, either.
>>29449247"What's the point of that? Magical girls fight monsters and protect people. What do you do? Cut things?"
>>29449247"What beats scissors?"Rock to the face
>>29449247Oh cut it out. You're not cut out for this. Hell, we're not cut from the same cloth, you and I. In case you didn't shear the news, I'm a cut above you - always have been, always will be. So I'll cut to the chase.>throw the street at her
>>29449247>"... They're already dead. QB. You must know, right, after reading up so much about us? The little shit killed them all, ate their suffering...made someone I loved a monster...">cast beams into ground, burrowingblasting up underneath her.>beams converge into cone>"Sometimes it's best to leave the past buried. Looks like it'll bury you.">Slam her into the ground so hard it forms a crater
>>29449349Sorry, doesn't work.Now go to bed Carlos, you're going to be late for bedtime, you are already cutting it close as is.
>>29449247>and then the Magical Girls of old will be gone!"you shouldn't have said that edgy... you shouldn't have said that.
>>29449247>RAGE"I wonder if my sparkle power will make your corpse all pretty as I drag it to the morgue?"
>>29449493Now we're just going to kill her like a necron in melee, aren't we?
>>29449247"I'M NOT OLD!" *puff out cheeks*
>>29449529Stop. We've gone through too much just to do that.Beat her into pulp. We've killed before. What's another?
>>29449247"Cut away your defense" Is she trying to strip you?
"... i'm going to hurt you now" and then don't say a damn thing for the rest of the fight.
>>29449247I think she's deliberately trying to provoke you. Don't let her break your concentration. We need her alive to follow up on her origin.
Is there a reason we're trying to out-edge her and kill her?
>>29449673>We need her alive to follow up on her origin.Probably a dark and troubled past filled with sorrowful events...
...>With little fanfare Magical Girl Sparkle turns into her full Mahou Shoujo form. In the blink of an eye she's in front of Dark Witch EdgeMurder, courtesy of the teleportation powers she gained from Magical Girl Gravira."MAGICAL BURST!">She slams her fist into Dark Witch EdgeMurder's gut, knocking the air out of her. The resulting explosion of magical energy is deafening and the Witch is sent straight to the ground.>The earth quakes with the force of her impact and as the dust clears Sparkle can see that Dark Witch EdgeMurder is still conscious.>And wearing a frilly pink dress.DWE: "God... Fucking... Dammit... I thought... I could win... I thought I could finally... Cut you down to size...""You can never be better than me, Witch. I am a Magical Girl. The last true Magical Girl. You're nothing."It's done. I think I broke every bone in her body.I... I might have almost killed her.
>>29449693I was just trying to out-pun and subdue her.
>>29449698>Probably a dark and troubled past filled with edgy events...ftfy
>>29449729"...I'll save your life. I don't want to kill you. Every human life is precious, no matter how twisted. I don't think you're doing this because you're inherently evil. I think you're in pain. Let me help you... let me heal you."She'll probably die during the monologue, but whateeeeeeeeeeeever.
>>29449729Should probably heal her.
>>29449729so...? Somebody else you know dying wouldn't exactly be a new experience for you
>>29449729Right, let's get you to the hospital. And the cops.
>>29449729Finish the rest of her outfit. Then send her to jail. They have doctors in jail, right?
>>29449729Go home and be a family murderer.Except no, do not actually say this.
>>29449729But you didn't.Bring her in. And get her some medical treatment.
"have some free advice, don't aggravate someone with ptsd. especially if they could end you with minimal effort. I've put to many poor bastards in the ground already"
>>29449729Get near her and check if she's going to survive this.Ask her why she hates you so much.
>>29449729Heal her up or get her some medical attention.
yeah, ask what her DEAL is. she hates you, why?
>>29449729Heal her critical injuries, leave her arms and legs be. No need for her to try and stab you when you turn to leave.See if we can change her edge into flowers or something.or have one of every few blades be a teddy bear.Something to make her too embarrassed to use her powers.
>>29449729We seriously need to find out what's up with her. Do we have any clue where she got her powers? Because if there's another QB at work, we'll want to look into it.
>>29449729Heal her, then break her, then heal her, then break her, then heal her,,,
>>29449762>Every human life is precious, no matter how twisted.Exactly!
>>29449729Tell her she's going to reform and become good now. Or we're going to hunt her down and turn her entire wardrobe into pink lace, enroll her in ballet, and swap out her whole pantry for salads
>>29449729Heal her."Sorry to be so blunt, but you should consider a new line of work."
>>29449933We could just sit in her apartment for an hour or two while she's in jail. When she gets back after a few hours/days/weeks, she'll come home to a newly redecorated apartment.
>>29449968As a fillet chef
May as well make sure she doesn't bleed out. And to answer your questions, no. There is nothing like QB out there. This girl did other things to get her powers. Rituals, science, other forms of magic. She's nothing like me.>Magical Girl Sparkle leans in to start healing Dark Witch EdgeMurder's broken everything.>As she does so the Witch spits something at her. It misses any vitals but slams into her hairpin. The pin cracks and shatters, falling into bits on the ground. Next to it is a tiny razor blade.Oh shit.>With a -poof- Magical Girl Sparkle finds herself in... Normal clothing. Clothing she hasn't worn since before she became a Magical Girl.>Dark Witch EdgeMaster stands up, her body is bleeding heavily but something is keeping her upright.DWE: "HA! Take that, bitch! I just severed your connection to magic! Bet you didn't think I knew about your Focus, did you!? I told you I learned some new things! Now it's time to snip your life away!"Oh shit.Shit shit shit shit.I can't use magic.
>>29449729...do we take Apprentices? We could make her our indentured Magical Girl pupil so she really knows what she is fucking with. Redemption through good deeds and all that
>>29450005WAIL on her with your robot armjust go nuts
>>29450005Use your fabled punchinthefaceomancy
>>29450005MGS.You're free!YOU CAN WEAR UGLY CLOTHES AND EAT BLAND FOOD AGAIN!
>>29450005wtfI was gonna heal you you fat bitch
>>29450021>>29450005alternatively, yell"I'm free!"pick up your arm and skip away
>>29450005>Dark Witch is still broken on the pavement>Crowing about how she just took away our magicWrap our hands around her throat. "Oh, good. Then there's no code of morality to obey."
>>29450005"That's what you think.""I cast fist!"
>>29450005"You do realize this is pretty counterproductive? I just saved your life. If you kill me now, what do you think the next person who finds you in danger will do?
>>29450005Be very happy your free of that curse.
Rolled 1>>29450005She's still an inch from death right?Kick to the head to make her unconscious, call for backup to bring her in. Then call veloraptorsomething and see if he can fix your shit.
>>29450005Kick her in the ovaries!You don't need magic to do that.
>>29450050this.Go eat some oatmeal.Smile.
>>29450005Well it's time to knock out a bitch.>>29450060Do this.
>>29450005MUSCLEWIZARD! CAST FIST!
>>29450005Throw a rock.
>>29450005She's still half dead.Just beat her into the ground.
>>29450005>There is nothing like QB out there.After that stunt she just pulled, time to reconsider. SOMEONE is feeding her info only a few should know. Or with QB and all the other magic girls dead, only you should know.
>>29450005throw a rock at her
>>29450005I wouldn't touch someone so edgy with my bare hands if I were you, MGS. Use your prosthetic to club her into unconsciousness
>>29450005Tell her you're off duty starting now since you're not in uniform. Go home, eat something nice.
>>29450005Break your robot arm over her head.
>>29450005One of your arms is already disconnected from your body. Do the Piccolo.
>>29450005Shove your fist through her cunt, up through her uterus and gut, and use her as a grim muppet.
>>29450005Just straight up throw your arm at her and run for it.
>>29450005what is wrong with this bitch?
>>29450192she just need some good old dicking.i wonder if harem man/boy will be a hero or villain?
>>29450005Oh dear. How do you think MMA is going to react?
>>29450005Just beat the shit out of her.
>>29450245Who say we can't fix that focus?
>>29450224Chances are she probably has a thing going on with cut-man.
>>29450005Well, that was naughty.[x] Take your arm, and smash it against her mouth. She has no need to speak at all.
>>29450005>Pick up robot arm>Beat her to a bloody pulp with it
>>29450005Call your BF
>>29450005Either throw rock or beat her with the arm.
>>29450005Start waling on her with your severed robotic arm.
>>29450050THIS IS NOT GOOD!Sure, my Focus will come back in an hour but if it EVER breaks again I will lose all of my powers forever!She shouldn't know about my Focus! No one should! This was made just in case a Magical Girl ever went renegade!And as I am I'm about as powerful as a small girl!Ah, shit... She's coming right at me.I need to do something... Where the hell is my morpher!?>As Dark Witch EdgeMurder approaches Sparkle decides to simply charge her. The villain is weakened and maybe she can->Sudden pain shoots through her body as she's lifted from the ground by a wedge of blades.Heh. Wedge of edge.>She thinks to herself as she flies through the air and lands on her back. Hitting the floor hasn't hurt this much in so long...>As she stares at Dark Witch EdgeMurder she notices something... From her bleeding wounds she can see a glint of silver.>The witch is literally holding herself together with edge.DWE: "Here's what's gonna happen, Sparkle. I'm going to beat the living shit out of you for the next hour and then when you Focus returns I'm gonna slice and dice it again. Then, I won't even need to kill you. I can just watch you live the rest of your pathetic existence without the powers you worked so hard to gain. I bet that kind of pain will -cut- deep."
>>29450005You aren't just a normal girl.You are a jaded, very, Very, VERY Pissed Off normal girl. Who has an arm-shaped bludgeon.
call out to monster maurauder with the power of love!
>>29450377Stand up, even without magic, you are still a magical girlgoddamit, where are the idiot rangers when you need them
>>29450377We're getting too old for this shit.
>>29450377She thinks you did what you did for POWER? She's gotta be shitting you.Also unfortunately it's time now to call for help, for the first time in your career.
>>29450377Quickly throw a rock at her wounds.
>>29450377You've got to have some kind of back up plan.Smoke pellets, self destruct button in the robot arm, flash grenades, regular grenades. Something to help you get some distance for an hour.
Rolled 21>>29450377"Regaining my focus comes with a full heal, and if you think I'm going to let you live after that stunt, you're wrong. I was going to forgive you. I was going to heal you. Now, I'm going to kill you, then track down anyone who has ever loved you, cared for you, or even shared a casual hello on the street and beat them to death with your torn-out spine. You think you're edgy, cunt? You're about to get a front-row seat to the greatest horror show on Earth."Stand and fight through sheer force of will.
>>29450377She's holding herself together with edge? Then we just need to hit her head until it pierces her brain
>>29450377I didn't work a day for those powers.I made a pact with an Eldritch Abomination who ate the sorrow of all the girls he contracted with.And know what?I killed that little shit.
>>29450433Or a rock.Rock throwing always works.
>>29450377I've eaten nothing but saccharine foodstuffs, worn nothing but cutesy outfits, and been all on my own for twenty years. You think I'm going to mourn the loss of that?
>>29450462>I killed that little shit.Hell, MGS *ate* him and ate his powers, and ate the powers of the other girls.
>>29450481Wait, so she's an Eldritch horror? Did she actually kill the other girls?
>>29450377Holding herself together with whatIs she Shirou?
play up how badly your hurt, look for your mopher and try to keep her talking. get your morpher and hit panic. hopefully she won't kill you before help arrives.
>>29450377Ask who let the cat out of the bag.I bet that another QB is around.
>>29450499QB did, she killed QB after QB ate her GF and tried to kill her.
>>29450377Quick question. Does forever losing your magic mean you turn into a monster or will never have to worry about that again? Because if it's the latter this might be your only chance at reclassing to some kind of not-destined-for-horrible-failure hero.
>>29450377When you get your focus back you should hide it like a Lich hides it's phylactery. O if it has to be on your body put it somewhere IN your body where it isn't going to get destroyed.Maybe look up circumventing that little failsafe all together.
>>29450377Scream for MMA
>>29450435This. She's going to kill us anyway, so fuck it, let's go a little cray-cray.
>>29450377cackle madlyFinally free!
>>29450540We're a lich now.Hory shiet.>>29450519Didn't QB also raise her GF as some sort of monster that ATE HER FUCKING ARM REMEMBER?!?
>>29450541>Scream for MMAI don't want to be a damsel in distress...Hate to say this but, I sorta want to see him in action again.
>>29450540>If it has to be on your body put it somewhere IN your body where it isn't going to get destroyed.Lewd.
>>29450601That was QB inside of her GF's empty husk
>>29450540THAT gives me an idea. We needed to insert a surveilance chip inside Rena, right? No, wait that's a bit too villainous, the poor girl gets into shit enough already.
>>29450636That was kind of the point. She wants edgey? We'll give her edgey.
>>29450377"No, no you're wrong. Being a magical girl is suffering."
>>29450377Cry out "Help me" as loud as you can. Who knows something magical might happen.
>>29450654Why would we even want to out-edge her? How could anything good come of that?
>>29450654It was also poorly done and doesn't accomplish anything.
>>29450377With edge? Then you have an hour to break her down psychologically.Ask her why she cares about you so much, and the whole Magical Girl thing. Is she your biggest fan? What made her decide to be your arch-nemesis?
>>29450704This seems the best time for a motive rant.
>>29450698>>29450701We're broken, beaten, and for an hour we're going to be her voodoo doll. We need to get psychological, try to scare her, and try to gain some kind of advantage. If we can scare her off, we can hide somewhere and lick her wounds. I don't actually know if the return of the focus comes with a full heal or not.It's called "Bluff," people. Fuck.
>>29450704What are her hobbies, ambitions, and dreams
>>29450527If I lose my powers forever, that's it. I just become a normal person again.But I don't want that to happen.My powers are all I have left of my friends.I wish I could hide my focus but that's like trying to hide my bow or my ahoge. They're just part of the deal.Ow... I can taste blood. And it's not sweet for once."Regaining my focus comes with a full heal, and if you think I'm going to let you live after that stunt, you're wrong. I was going to forgive you. I was going to heal you. Now, I'm going to kill you, then track down anyone who has ever loved you, cared for you, or even shared a casual hello on the street and beat them to death with your torn-out spine. You think you're edgy, cunt? You're about to get a front-row seat to the greatest horror show on Earth.">The Dark Witch is stunned. She didn't expect someone to out-edge her.>Sparkle takes the chance and lunges for her prosthetic arm. She presses a button hidden inside and it explodes with a rush of smoke. Dark Witch EdgeMurder coughs and blindly tries to grab Sparkle but the former magical girl is already gone.>She runs away as fast as her little legs can take her but she only makes it a few blocks before she's winded. She can hear destruction down the street.Fuuuuuck.I think my morpher was in my dress pocket. The dress I'm not wearing.I have a few options... I can make a dash for Rena's home, she's the close and Bridgette and Robomaid are there.Or I can run to Benjamin's. He's further away.
>>29450733It's retardedly edgy and there is other ways to bluff that aren't as painfully immature to read.
>>29450743Get to Rena.
>>29450377"You don't know what a hero is if you think that'll stop me."
>>29450743Head for Rena's Bridgette should have her eating some lasagna by now, and we all know what happens when Rena's lasagna is interrupted.
>>29450377Wait, does that mean that you can start drinking booze and eating steak without them turning into some girly shit like candy and strawberry juice?
>>29450743Get to Benjamin. He's frankly more reliable in this situation.
>>29450743Benjamin would probably end the world after finding out what she did. It's safer at Rena's.
>>29450751Oh, for fuck's sake, shut up. I wrote it to sound like that intentionally. DWE isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer (heh), so I wasn't exactly appealing to a MENSA scholar here.Jesus fucking Christ.
>>29450743>Or I can run to Benjamin's. He's further away.He's gonna turn her into a pancake.
>>29450743Rena!Call out for the idiot rangers! Let's see their new outfits!
>>29450743Rush to Rena's place.Robomaid is less evil now, and Bridgette is Ben's sister.>>29450790And then ask if there's any booze around.
>>29450743Benjamin could easily take her but he could go berzerk and it's a huge risk to go that far.Get to Rena's.
i don't think rena can win. but they should be able to buy you some time to get to ben.
>>29450743Maybe it's time to have faith in Rena?Also you'd think there'd be some heroes reacting to the massive collatoral damage your archenemy is causing.
>>29450743Stick to the shadows and head for Rena's.
>>29450743Head to Rena's, you don't need to defeat the Witch, you just need to stall her for long enough.
>>29450743Benjamin is overkill. Dash for Rena's home, and ask the two there to just buy you some time. You only need a bit less than an hour, then you can take the fight back. Actually, Bridgette can send a monster to contact Benjamin just in case, but... wouldn't he wind up destroying part of the city on his way here?
>>29450743Rena's home it is, if she's returned back to full health, she can probably beat the living shit out of this clown.
>>29450743Rena. EdgeMurder is severely wounded so they could handle her in this state.
>>29450743Rena.I don't know if Benjamin would want an autograph from her.Besides, we need to spend time torturing her with cute cooking until she spills on whoever's pulling the strings.
>>29450743Head for Rena's. While she's probably useless against her, you can use her morpher to call for reinforcements that can deal with DWE.And then you really need to get to the bottom of this thing. Having another QB running around would be... a catastrophe. It must be dealt with, as swiftly as possible.
>>29450743Regret the vices that contributed to your poor cardio performance.
>>29450743Rena. She's been getting better lately. She has healing powers so she at least wont die.
>>29450743Rena. You won't make it to Ben's. Let the girl save you for once.
>>29450743>Head to Rena's.Is the DWE your "nemesis"? Are you hers? Because if not, you could just claim defeat/captivity be MM once you get at Rena's and DWE could do nothing about it.
Holy, shit and Rena's place is now filled to brim with Kawaii clothes thanks to Robot Maid. That's perfectTime for cruel and unusual punishment in Rena style.
>>29450743Wait, who is benjamin?Is it... MMarauder?
>>29450952Yes. He is weaboo berserker badass.Somehow.
>>29450850>>29450900Oh god yes.
>>29450743Benjamin. On a first name basis already I see. I wonder how Monster Matriarch feels about two of her kids dating heroes?
>>29450377Call your boyfriend or someone
>>29450900Rena will break her nose, steal her clothes, dress her up in a maid outfit and force her play Mario party until she suffers a mental breakdown from sheer frustration of constantly getting her ass handed to her.
>>29450981"What did I do to deserve this!?"
>>29450996Rena would sure.... BLUNT HER EDGES A BIT.
>>29450981Rena and MM have a completely platonic friendship/rivalry.
>>29451018Well, you know what they say, Rock beats Scissors.
>>29451019Mmmhmmmm....Sure they do.
>>29450981She seemed fine when she walked in on Bridgette trying to kiss Rena on the forehead
>>29450875I guess I should cut down on the smoking and drinking for just such an occasion. Damn, I think I have like 5 forms of cancer right now...Anyway, I think you guys are right. Benjamin would save me but I think the cost would be far too great.But Rena is...No. She always manages to find a way. If anyone can stall her out it'll be Rena.-------------------------------------------------------------------->You are now in control of Rena.>Rena is sitting down on the couch, feeling much better after ingesting enough bleach to kill a man. She's feeling a bit hungry but other than that she is in perfect condition. Her and Bridgette are playing Mario Kart while Robomaid is cleaning the place.>In the middle of the game there is a knock on the door. Rena answers it only to be greeted by Magical Girl Sparkle. She pulls the girl out of her home and quickly explains to her all that has happened in between gasps for air. She says she just needs some time to call for backup or for her powers to return.>Rena just needs to stall.>Rena finds herself outside, watching as a villain riding on a tornado filled with blades approaches.DWE: "Sparkle! I know you're here! Let's cut to the chase!"...Did she just make a cut pun?Man.I don't know if I can take this girl on. She seems pretty tough. Bad puns regardless.She is bleeding a lot though.
>>29450743Get to Ben's!
>>29450743Rena's our only option. We can use her communicator to call other heroes, and she's pretty good herself.Don't go to Ben. He's trying to overcome his violent tendencies; getting him involved in a fight won't help him.
>>29451080"ROCK BEATS SCISSORS" and then throw shit.
>>29451080rock, no warning
>>29451056Oh my...>>29451080OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY YOU NEED A BANDAID WAIT HERE I'LL GO GET ONE KEEP PRESSURE ON THE WOUND OMGCAPSLOCK
>>29451080Time to rock her world.Rock her like a hurricane.Rock out.Eat some rocky road.Or in layman's terms, throw rocks at her until she stops moving. Don't hold back this time.
>>29451080Throw rocks at her.
>>29451080"Rock beats scissors."Throw rock.Rena is not too proud to do this.
>>29451080Challenge her to the most dreaded of all forms of duels. 2 PLAYER MARIO PARTY.
>>29451080Rock beats scissors, Rena. Aim for the wound.
>>29451080"You're bleeding! Y-you have to come inside and get tended to!"
>>29451080Rock, several rock
>>29451080"Um, doesn't that hurt?""What exactly are you trying to do here? I mean, I get that you're a villain, but what's worth cutting yourself so much?
>>29451145This is the best idea. Challenge her to a duel.
>>29451080Wait, doesn't that blood smell...good? And she's just leaking it everywhere, it's like she doesn't even want it to begin with! Maybe you could, you know, help her wipe that mess up with your tongue. Yeah, she could use some help with that.
>>29451080Have robomaid get some bandages.Meanwhile, throw rocks at her.
>>29451080You're still in the maid outfit aren't you?
>>29451080Rock her and start running. But keep finding other things to throw.
>>29451080FOOL!YOU FACE THE MIGHTIEST HERO IN ALL OF-Wait, no, we're not hamming it up against people that aren't our nemesis. Just throw rocks at her. Better yet, throw those smokebombs and little metal balls at her.
>>29451080Throw a rock at her, aim at the center of the blade helo thingy she is balancing on.
>>29451080"Why aren't you in a hospital?"
>>29451080"Holy shit, are you okay? Do you need... bandages, or something?"Talk as long as possible. Only when we've played out that hand should we proceed to throwing rocks.
>>29451080I bet that blood tastes delicious.
>>29451080YOU'RE HURT! Here, let me get some bandages for that wound! Come inside, quickly!>DWE sees MGS playing Mario Party"What? I got bored of your silly puns."
>>29451215She is covered in that delicious delicious blood.
"Rock beats scissors.">Rena does her best to try and aim for the girl's leg or maybe her side.>She still hits her in the face.>Her tornado is broken and she falls straight to the ground. The girl stands back up, bleeding out of her nose and limbs.DWE: "W-what the fuck!? You can't just edge into my fight!">>29451185...It does smell kinda good. Probably cause I've been hungry all day."Uhm... I'm sorry. But Magical Girl Sparkle is my friend and she says you've been a jerk to her. I can' just let you do that. It's really not cool."DWE: "I don't fucking care what you think, bitch! You will stand aside or I will cut you down!"
>>29451080Is she still wearing the frilly dress Sparkle gave her? Make fun of it.
>>29451080Tell her to keep it down and throw a tomato at her face. You only got up like few minutes ago, you don't need people making a racket.
>>29451242Keep throwing rocks. Throwing rocks is always the answer.
>>29451242Keep throwing rocks.
>>29451242Heft another rock and get ready to throw it at her again."Go away."
>>29451242"Cut that out right now!" and initiate hail of rocks.
>>29451242minerals are a kind of rock, and are resistant to cutting. metal is a mineral, therefore, throw robomaid at her
>>29451242Throw another rock.
>>29451242"Such language, no wonder your parents hated you."
>>29451242Can't let you do that.Continue throwing rocks. Save blood drinking for later.
"you stand down or i'll rock your world"
>>29451242Just drink some of that delicious blood. but not out here in public, maybe drag her somewhere secluded first.Or throw rocks at her.
>>29451242Hit her with another rock.And then steal her hat. >It does smell kinda good. And her blood. Steal some of that too. It'll be awesome.
>>29451242Any chance we can leave out the vampire little bit that blood is a nice shade of red (if not throw another rock)
>>29451242I, uh, don't know many knife puns.Do you want to come in? I'm sure bridgette could use someone to chop things up for cooking. However that works.It's all magic to me.
>>29451242"Why? What's the point of going through all this effort just to make someone miserable?"
>>29451242"Seriously? You're crying. Just stop, maybe go play some Mario Kart with your friends."
>>29451242"Look, I kind of had a rough day. A villain messed with my friend Robomaid and she ended up trying to get my friend to drink bleach for some reason which I ended up drinking instead. I just want to go back inside and play Mario Kart. Can't you like, stop?"
>>29451277This."Robomaid, I choose you!""...fuck you, Rena. Just... all kinds of fuck you."
>>29451242you keep making cut and edge puns, but they don't really fit with that dress....
"no"then throw a sidewalk stone at her head. you saw how rattled sparkle was, I think we can go all out without having to worry about killing this villain.
>>29451242"Go away."Enter Unlimited Rock Works
>>29451363Looks you've a bit of a chip on your shoulder there.
>>29451242Bite her neck.
>>29451363“I am the Core of my StoneGranite is my Body and Rock is my Blood.I have hurled over a Thousand Rocks,Unknown to Death,Nor known to Life.Have withstood Pain to fling many BouldersYet those Hands will never hold Anything.So, as I Pray--Unlimited Rock Works”
>>29451242"Hey how do you hover those knives around like that?"
>>29451323This. Get her to rant about her motivations.
>>29451436No. Stop this train of thought.Once the edgetrain starts there is no stopping the self-pity.
>>29451414>Yet those Hands will never hold AnythingBut what about Kitty?!
>>29451242Wait, don't drink her blood. She can make edges insider her body. I don't know about you, but when I drink bleach, I don't like to wash it down with a mouthful of razor blades.
>>29451242"If you want to make somebody miserable, do what everybody else does and play Mario Party with them, it's the normal way of doing things."
>>29451323We're stalling for time. Go with this.>>29451297...the fuck is up with you?
>>29451461But we just have to stall for time! It's a guaranteed solution.
>>29451242"Rock beats scissors."Throw a rock at her.Yes, again. If she's going to make bad puns, you're going to undercut (hah!) her lack of effort.
>>29451503Rena's half-vampire so he wants to tempt her.
>>29451242Nuhuh. You aren't going to scratch my resolve.
>>29451394I don't have fangs. That would be silly. And I don't want to just go and start licking her.That'd be really weird."Go away.">Rena throws another rock at her, purposefully missing."You're really really hurt and I don't want to keep fighting you. Normally I would offer to heal you or something but Sparkle really doesn't seem to like you. I can call you a hospital if you want."DWE: "FUCK YOU!"...I tried.>Rena begins pelting the poor Witch with rocks. She can do little but summon up blades to block the rocks being hurled at her with more force than she had expected.>Rena moves closer and closer as she throws the rocks before she finally reaches Dark Witch EdgeMurder.>She takes her hat.>Dark Witch EdgeMurder gasps and drops her defense.DWE: "My F-, I mean my hat! Give me my hat back! Please! I swear I'll do anything! Anything! I won't ever bother Sparkle again! Please!"Wow. Most people are just upset when I take their hats.She sounds terrified.
>>29451242"Let's just cut to the chase."Rock.
>>29451532Tell her you'll give her her hat back if she comes inside and lets you patch her up and then arrest her.
>>29451532Wipe the hat in her blood and eat it. Like a sanguine tortilla chip.
>>29451532Wear the hat. She tricked Sparkle!
>>29451532Keep it.You're calling the cops.
>>29451532Uuuuh, I think I'll hold on to it for a bit.Come back in a few days when you've cooled down.
>>29451532"How did you even get this hat? Sparkle said you didn't have the same powers as her, so where did yours come from?"Don't trust her. She already betrayed MGS's mercy.
>>29451532Don her hat."I'll give it back once you get out of jail. Which won't happen until after you get out of the hospital, because seriously, bleeding that much is really bad for you."
>>29451301Yes, we must remember to take her hat for the "collection".
>>29451557Oh my god, this.
>>29451532The hat is minethrow rock
>>29451532"Your fffffffffancy hat? Your fffffffffashionable accessory? Your ffffffffffantastic chapeau?"Absentmindedly put it on.
>>29451532But it's dirty and covered in blood, now that we look at it closely. We clearly need to wash it. And the rest of her clothes. Let's lend her one of the outfits we have in our closet while we invite her inside.
>>29451532She's being a big old meanie, breaking Sparkles' focus. Break that little crystal on her hat to make it even.
>>29451532Don't give it back. It's clearly her magic Focus. If anything, you may want to destroy it
>>29451532Woah, woah. Rena, you can't just go trusting a villains word like that. You need to get some collateral. Start questioning her what's the big deal. Tell her you won't give it back until you get an answer.
>>29451532"Seriously? your hat is your focus? I thought it would be the skull eyepatch."
>>29451579DO IT DO IT DO IT
>>29451532Keep the hat, buy a monocle and fake mustache and give them to MM as a present.
>>29451532"Winner takes all."Give it to sparkle. Let her make it into something cute and fru-fru.
>>29451532Wear the hat
>>29451532Drink blood from it. And do your victory screech.
>>29451594the fucks a magic focus?
>>29451532The hat is yours, and it stays yours unless she switches sides and becomes a hero.
>>29451532"For once my irrational urge to steal headwear has payed off!"
>>29451557>>29451579Either of these.
>>29451532Place her hat on your head. Your anti-power power ought to nullify it permanently.
Give the hat to MGS. Let her decide what to do with it. If Edgey McGee tries to take it back, rip it up
>>29451532whatza matter...lose your....FOCUS?!!?>canned laughter
>>29451532No. Keep it for when Sparkle comes back. I think she will want to see what happens when you destroy it.
>>29451532"It's totally the source of your power, so I don't know why I'd do that"Also don't wear it. That's insane.
>>29451579WEAR THE HAT
>>29451532Don't give it back to her. She's mean and would break her promise. Add it to your collection of swag.
>>29451532It's a magic hat. Probably gives her powers or something.
>>29451532Eat the hat
>>29451532"Don't be silly, this hat will suit kitty much better than it suits you."
>>29451669DO IT FAGGOT
>>29451532"Looks like you've lost your edge!"
>>29451579Oh god yes.
>>29451532Tell her you'll give it back if she promises to get rid of her magic powers forever and stop being a criminal.
>>29451532Lick the crystal, the focus of her power, causing her to shiver in feelings which Rena cannot understand and mistakes to be seizures.
"you call your self edgemurder. for some reasons I find myself hesitant to trust you." don hat.
>>29451532>don't have fangs. That would be silly. And I don't want to just go and start licking her.That'd be really weird.You should totally start carrying around some of those straws that they include with juice pouch drinks. Except made of metal.
>>29451532"Don't be silly, this is way too small for your head."
Give hat to kitty, arrest DWE.
>>29451532Don't wear the evil magic hat of the evil magician.Come on.
>>29451557this so hard
>>29451737"See?" Put it on.
>>29451532Don't give it back everrrrrrDon't put it on eitherIt's evil
I think it's hilarious her objection is "I can't drink blood easily in a non-weird way" not "But stealing blood is bad and hurts people!"
>>29451532Put the hat on.
>>29451783We really need to start carrying around metal straws.
>>29451728Lick her crystal instead of licking her. Same effect.
>>29451532Don't give back hat, don't drink blood, don't put on hat, don't pass go, don't collect 200$...
"Hmm..."DWE: "GIVE IT BACK! If you're a real Hero you'd give it back! Heroes don't steal things!""I'll give it back if you go to jail and maybe change your ways."DWE: "Never! Now give it back! You couldn't even pull off that kind of hat!""Well, neither could you. This is way too small for your head.">Rena places it on her head."See?">Poof! With a burst of Magic Rena's entire outfit changes.Woah...That's weird.DWE: "Ah! Take it off! Take it off right now!"
>>29451813Do advance to S-rank for rescuing an S-rank hero....
>>29451844"Okay!"Take it off. Poof away fancy clothes and magical powers without noticing."Just kidding!"Put it on. Poof!"Or was I?"Take it off. Poof!Through constant transformation, drain her focus' power temporarily.
>>29451844"Oh, HEY. This hat gives you your powers. Neat.You're definitely not getting it back now."
>>29451844This is really weird. And DWE isn't doing anything. Go ask Sparkle what the fuck just happened to our clothes.
>>29451844You probably should. It could be an evil cursed hat.Ask her where she got her hat and powers. Then ask her if you could have some blood.
>>29451844Try to transform now. See what happens.
>>29451844Do a spin and check ourselves out!And then see if we can do sparklies with our hand! Call out something like "Magical vampire glitter!"
>>29451844Cool, but I'm afraid she has a point, Rena: it really doesn't suit you.Ask where she got it, you might be able to get a different one?
>>29451844What.I don't even.What is this.You.Tell me what.Hey.What.Uh.Sparkle!What!What is this!I don't even!ZA WARUDO
>>29451844"Come back when you've got a real job."
>>29451844I really hope you aren't asking Rena to strip right there in the middle of the street. That's just rude. Like hat-keeping for the rest of eternity rude.
>>29451844"I knew my obsession with taking trophies would pay off eventually! And how fortuitous it was that I decided to specifically target silly hats! Truly luck favors those who throw rocks."Then nod and look smug. Then go show off to Sparkle.
>>29451844What the hell? Are those cat ears?
>>29451844Admire pretty new dress. It's very pretty.Tell DWE to go home and be a housewife.
>>29451844It actually doesn't look that badMaybe you can fly DWE to jail now.
>>29451844OMIGAWD RenaRena YOU'RE A MAGICAL GIRLThere aren't supposed to be any more of those!Tell Edgey she has been a very naughty girl and you're going to make sure Sparkle has a lot of time with her to find out how she got this hat. We're a lot nicer than Sparkle, actually, so if she told us, that could save her a lot of pain!
>>29451844"Did I just gain an ahoge and cat ears?"
>>29451844Oh lord my sides. There's no better punishment than trying to deal with Rena.
>>29451928This."You'd be much less edgy if you found a nice man to take care of."
>>29451875Rena's dense and this works.
>>29451844Hey, what happened to those markings under her eyes? I think she de-transformed.Wait, does that mean her body isn't edges anymore?
>>29451844Test out your magical rock powers!
>>29451844YOU JUST GOT CUTER THAN CUTE RENA, KEEP THE HAT.
>>29451844"I couldn't empower a villain in good conscience. A hero on the other hand...."
>>29451963More broadly speaking, she needs to get laid. Or do something to take the edge off.
>>29451844heroic desires: force you to return the hatADORBLE DRESS: whisper into rena's ear to keep the hat
>>29451844Wait. Wasn't EdgeMurder moving with her powers?
>>29451844Vampires have native hypnotism right? Enthrall this bitch and then tell her to go turn herself in...after you take a little sip or two.
>>29451844DidDid Rena get cat ears?I see another nosebleed in MM's future
>>29451844Didn't we go through a potentially deadly experimental medical procedure to avoid becoming a full vampire? We shouldn't keep that hat on any longer than necessary.
>>29451844I'm starting to feel kind of bad for her. What's her deal with always being a jerk to sparkle? And where did she even get the hat?
>>29451844"Sparkle! You gotta see this!"Poff."Now I'm all frilly."Poff."Now I'm my usual self."
>>29452035Hat is fine comrade. Is not evil, only can be used for evil!
>>29452035"Magical Vampire" the magic makes us a vampire, we are not one without the hat. Or the sun will reduce us to ash if we take it off now.
>>29451844We are appropriating this. It's obviously stolen.
>>29452035It should probably be Magical Dhampir instead. Better to assume the author just made an error.
"Did I just gain an ahoge and cat ears?"DWE: "YES NOW GIVE ME MY HAT!""I need to show Sparkle. Wait here."DWE: "BUT MY-!!">Rena slams the door behind her and goes back to her apartment. Magical Girl Sparkle is busy on the phone when Rena comes in."Hey, Sparkle. I stole that girl's hat and I think it turned me into a Magical Girl. What should I do?"..."Sparkle?">>29451983Oh! Oh man! She might actually be bleeding to death! Aaaaah!>Rena runs back outside and sees Dark Witch EdgeMurder on the ground in a pool of delicious red blood.Oh oh... Should I give the hat back!? I can't bandaid these!
>>29451844This is fineEverything is alrightI am totally okay with how things are going.
>>29451844Call the hospital and keep the hat.
>>29452026"You're going to turn your life around... You're going to settle down and forget all this magical girl nonsense... You're going to play Mario Kart with us without being a total bitch..."
>>29452124KEEP HAT.DRINK HER.
>>29452124Oh god. Yes. Put her hat back on but have a rock cocked and ready. Tell her to not move a muscle or you'll knock off the hat again.
>>29452124Guess she does need the hat.
>>29452035Magical Vampire might be different than a full vamp.
Rolled 19>>29452124Equip Hat.Use Magical Vampire powers to give her some of your blood and turn her into your loyal ghoul minion including the accelerated healing it provides.
>>29452124Hospital. Keep hat.Take a little of the delicious blood for yourself
>>29452124Call the hospital. I'm sure everything will work out fiiiiiiiiiiine~
GIVE IT BACK!wait until sparkle is back in power and can heal, then take it again
>>29452124yeah, better give back the hat
>>29452124Defer to Sparkle while drinking the blood like a kitty
>>29452124We want her hat, call the hospital
>>29452124Hat on.Hat off.Hat on...Hat off...Repeat until the paramedics have her stabilized and then keep the hat.
>>29452124give hat back, no use playing with her life
>>29452124"You know, normally I'd try to save your life, but given what you did to MGS after she saved you, I'm wondering if it's worth the risk."We should still try to save her, though. Hold the hat on her head. Be ready to yank it off if she tries anything funny.>captcha: gratuitous ecurhg
>>29452124Call hospitals, acquire hats
>>29452124Put the hat back on her, then take it off, then back on, then off, and repeat this all the way to e hospital.
>>29452124Call the Hospital.
>>29452124Take off hat and use our hoodie to stem the blee- wait, if we're a magical vampire, maybe we have blood magic. Let's use our magic to put her blood back inside of her until the ambulance arrives!
>>29452168I want to try this
>>29452194Yeah this seems best.
>>29452124Sparkle knows magic stuff about magic stuff, ask her!Though, even if you did put the hat back on her, I don't know if the edge thing is automatic. If she has to be awake for it, it wouldn't help her at all!
>>29452217>>29452191I can see no way that this could possibly go wrong. Let's do it.
>>29452124Quick, use your magical vampire healing powers!...you have those now, right?
>>29452124Keep the hat and call her an ambalance. Try some of the blood. Just on the tip of your finger. Only a drop. It's floor blood anyway. She doesn't need it.
>>29452124Have Sparkle do the hat on hat off, we dont want Rank A!
>>29452168You know, I'll support thisSparkle will probably still kill her, but it will be educational for us
>>29452124feed a bit ...then put the hat onthen feed some more
>>29452124DONT PANIC RENA IT'S JUST TOMATO SAUCE SHE WAS MADE OF DELICIOUS LASAGNA THE WHOLE TIME
>>29452168This is sound reasoning.
>>29452124Give her the damn hat. Do we really want to murder somebody?
>>29452258Little do people realise, but it's safe and non-contagious to drink AIDS-infested blood so long as it is outside the human body for ten seconds?
>>29452124Keep the hat. Ignore the bleeding girl. She was mean to Sparkle. She even made Sparkle wanna kill her. It's her own fault.
>>29452272lets not make rena a murderer/cannibal plz
>>29452168We overlord now
>>29452194No, put the hat on first, then lecture her. But keep a strong grip on it, so we can be sure to crush it if she does something creative with her razors.
>>29452124Resist the urge to drink blood.
>>29452168Just one problem: she's HALF vampire. We don't even know if she can make servants.
>>29452168DOWN THAT PATH LIES VILLAINY!
>>29452191This might just be crazy enough to work.
>>29452358NO. DOWN THAT PATH LIES HABERDASHERY.
>>29452358No this is the path to GLORY! Also what better way to rehabilitate her?
>>29452124HAT BACKGIVE HAT BACKTHIS WAS BAD JUDGEMENT ON OUR PART
>>29452398That's not rehab. That's thralldom. Enslavement!
>>29452353Only one way to find out, innit?
>>29452402But then she goes to full HP?
Aaaaah, nooooo. I don't want to try any freaky vampire powers or drink and delicious cherry red blood.. I barely like being half vampire.>Rena decides to keep the hat but puts it on Dark Witch EdgeMurder long enough to keep her stable until an ambulance arrives.>She keeps the hat even as she hears the Dark Witch curse her name the whole time she's being driven away.I can see now why she liked this hat... But I wonder why it's so powerful. Most of the hats I've taken are just trinkets.>Sparkle approaches Rena. She appears to be fully healed now and has her powers back.MGS: "Rena. I don't know how you did it but you did it. Maybe... You aren't as helpless as I thought.""Well... Rock beats scissors."MGS: "... Do not ever say a pun in front of me ever again. Now, about that hat. I know you won it off of her but I would really appreciate it if you could give it to me. There's something weird going on... She's never been this powerful. And I think that hat might be the key."
>>29452469Alternate between putting the had on Rena and MGS, surely via experimentation and repitition, we shall uncover the mystery
>>29452469"Sure thing." Hand it over. It was fun.
>>29452469"Only if I can have it back after you're done."
>>29452469Give the hat to Sparkle, SHE WILL EVOLVE INTO MAGICAL GIRL MK.2
>>29452438Nah we'd be more like her probation officer I think. Also 4 player Mario Party!
>>29452469"aww, the outfit was cute. OK!"
>>29452469"She's a magical girl, this is her focus, and I want to keep it. You can use it for research or detective work, but I saved your ass and I think I deserve some kind of prize."
>>29452469But... but...Ask if you can have it back after she's done with it.
>>29452469you can BORROW the hat.Borrow.Not like borrowing a neighbor's lawnmower either, it's a good hat, I want it back.
>>29452469Give the hat to her. She saves our ass often enough that we owe her.Nekomimi and ahoge don't suit us, anyway.
>>29452469OkMaybe when you're done I could get it back?I'm making a collection
>>29452523That doesn't sound like Rena at all!
>>29452469Can we have like, one night of being a magical girl with you? Then we'll give it to you, promise
>>29452469MGS is pretty on the levelSure, why notMaybe ask for her to give it back when she's done though. Might be a good trump card.
>>29452469"It's not a pun. It is wordplay."
>>29452469Ok, but can we see mgs with some cat ears?
>>29452469'kay.> Give her the hat.
>>29452469Can I show off to Bridgette first please?
>>29452469Can I have it back later?
>>29452469Awww, well if its you asking...
>>29452469"Wait, pun? That was what I was actually thinking!"
>>29452469Let her have the hat. She's an expert on this stuff.Also ask if you look any different.
>>29452469Sure!Though... it is a trophy and we'd like to keep it. Maybe even see what Kitty's like with it on!
>>29452523No. Not like that.
>>29452469Give it to her immediately.But ask if you can have it back in the unlikely event that it's still intact after she solved the mystery.
>>29452469>Aaaaah, nooooo. I don't want to try any freaky vampire powers or drink and delicious cherry red blood.. I barely like being half vampire.WUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>29452550This is cute.
>>29452469You need to show Bridgette first before anything, though. She's your friend and might like to see magical vampire Rena
>>29452469"Probably. I mean, it does turn me into a magical vampire and all...if you were just about anyone else I'd try making a bargain out of this but, well, here. And thank you for all the help you've given me since this insanity started."Give her the hat.
>>29452598MM's family gains the ability to control us if we creep closer to full vamp.
>>29452469>"Rena. I don't know how you did it but you did it. Maybe... You aren't as helpless as I thought."That's how it always goes for Rena.I like to imagine her as a female version of Captain Tylor. She just does her best at whatever random idea comes to mind and the rest works itself out.
>>29452550I like it!
>>29452469Can I have it when you're done?
>>29452469Show take pictures and/ or show Bridgette, then give the hat to Sparkle, but ask if you can have it back when she is done with it.
>>29452638Using what we already have isn't creeping closer.
>>29452543This the hat will have a place of honor in our trophy collection once she is done with it.
>>29452469"I really did just throw rocks at her though."
>>29452646>Captian Motherfucking TylorYou are my nigga.
>>29452469You should ask Bridgette what would happen if you drank someone's blood.
>>29452646My brother, friend, and I watched this show together and debated on how Tylor pulled off all the shit he did. My friend was convinced he was actually a genius. I thought it was a combination of genius and luck. My brother said that Tylor knew things would work out because he'd already seen the DVD. We all agreed his hypothesis was the most reasonable.
>>29452666Drinking the blood does make us closer, which is part of what you quoted.
>>29452709I always just assumed that he was completely aware of his own ridiculously good luck and was just confident that whatever he pulled would work out.So a combination of luck and genius.
>>29452550D'awwwwwwww>>29452713I also quoted the part about not wanting to use freaky vampire powers
>>29452469Only if sparkle wears the hat.I want to see what happens.
>>29452679THAT WOULD CLEAR SOME STUFF UP. Fuck forgot I had caps lock on. Meh.
"Alright, here...">Rena removes the hat."But can I have it back when you're done?"MGS: "Yes. I just need to check up on some things... There is something strange going on and you can be damn sure I'm going to get to the bottom of it.">Magical Girl Sparkle takes the hat from Rena, handling it as she would a delicate piece of glass. She strokes the little blade on the hat and a shiver goes down her spine. It hums with magical energy, just like her own Focus.MGS: "Something very strange..."
>>29452550This is the best idea I've ever heard of.
>>29452550Nothing can go wrong with this.
>>29452762Rena, hey Rena.Steal MGS's hairpin.
where does rena put all these hats btw?
>>29452550can we still ask for this?
>>29452762Money is on there is another little magical creature dishing out contracts
>>29452762Stroking the blade? Sparkle, you don't do that until after the third date!
>>29452762"Well, I think you're right about her power coming from the hat, it looked like the moment I took it off her she completly lost her focus..."
>>29452799Hat rack, natch.
>>29452762It just now occurred to me that this quest possibly has an overarching plot.I was having too much fun that I forgot we might need one.
>>29452762The plot thickens...On an unrelated note, here is a drawing of our title character.
>>29452550Sec- wait, no, th- *Counts replies*Seventhing this.
>>29452858I don't believe what I'm seeing.
>>29452762probably a new shoggoth in town.... you're going to have new friends sparkle!
>>29452858THE FACE OF MOE
>>29452858Not flat enoughSeriously though that shit's amazing
>>29452858That face, though.
>>29452858Can you do one with the new hat?
>>29452858wait, i know your drawing style... you drew for the strikewitches quest awhile back, didn't you?
>>29452858You. You are awesome.
>>29452924I thought it was damn familiar
>>29452858Um, wow that's good. Nice work.
>>29452858Chest is too big. Not liking the face much, either.Otherwise pretty awesome.
>>29452924He's drawn for a few other quests in the past, too.
>>29452912>Not flat enoughperhaps she stuffs her bra to look bigger.
>>29452858That's the best fan art I've ever seen for a quest
>>29452858Oh man that looks pretty awesome, I love it!Great way to see a chapter end off.I hope you all enjoyed it and I'm really sorry that I had to keep delaying it.The next session will be posted in the twitter.As a bonus here's some art I doodled of Dark Witch EdgeMurder this morning.Her mom just doesn't understand her.
>>29453027I love Darkwitch Edgemurder's hair.
>>29453027So, about the "Meguca for a night" request
>>29453027Hey, first time I've been in one of these. Love it completely.Hate to sound demanding, but do you have an ETA, or an average on time between threads?>>29453044Looks like a squid.
>>29453027Now I feel bad for her mom. She probably just thinks her daughter is going through some awkward teenager phase, and now her daughter is going to be in the hospital for a super long time because of us.
>>29453062>>29453044It looks like a squid because it *is* a squid.She's a witch, after all, and witches have familiars.
>>29453076Calling it, her mom is a major villain.
>>29451844Huh, I guess I was closer with joke about "Physical Girl Rena" than I thought
>>29453102Honestly, I'd prefer she was some major villain to a clueless citizen, because that would be seriously fucked up.
>>29453076The various bits of prison time miiiiight be something she isn't happy about either.
>>29453062>Hate to sound demanding, but do you have an ETA, or an average on time between threads?It fluctuates because of work and school. The best I can say is I try to run once a week and usually a few hours sooner than this one started.>>29453048========================================"Oh, oh! And maybe when I get it back we can be Magical Girls together! Just for one night, it'll be awesome!"MGS: "Uh, yeah... I'll think about it."
>>29453076It's part of the setting. I don't think it's particularly rare or unusual.At worst, it'll prompt her mother to become a villain for revenge.
>>29453151Cool down SparkleShe don't know what you and Rose got up to as magical girls together for a night.
>>29453151Those facesPricelessI wonder what's stronger, Rena's Density or MGS' PTSD?
>>29453151I appreciate it, man. Have a good night and take it easy.
>>29453160I don't know, I can't help but think about that episode of PSG where we see things from the perspective of the normal people, and how different everything is, both in tone and animation style.I don't know why this is hitting me so hard, it just is.
>>29453151SparklleeeeeeI knew we should have asked before handing it over
>>29453202Unstoppable force, immovable object.
>>29452124Well, I was kinda hoping this story will eventually get to scenes that have to be pixelated before posting, but not exactly like this...
>>29453151You are killing me with moe, you know.Can't wait for next time!
>>29453270Take off your trip you cock gobbler
>>29453151Surprised Sparkle didn't go binge drinking for an hour.Since, you know, this is the only chance she's ever gonna get, assuming she doesn't lose her Focus again who am I kidding it's totally going to happen
>>29453450But now we can give her the edge focus.
hey guys you know what i just realized?Rena helped sparkle for a change
What's a good name for a female naga
>>29454346You in the right thread?How about Cynthia?