Welcome, Prince of All Monsters, to Earth. Your Kingdom.You shall start off as an abandoned infant of an unknown creature, in a cove on a small island, having recently woken from a ray a light pouring inside the only home you'd ever known; the dark inside of your egg shell. You are roughly the size of a school bus when you awake.The overall goal of the quest is to become the most powerful Kaiju on Earth, staking the whole planet as your territory and decimating all you do not deem worthy to exist under your reign, or to be destroyed, which is certainly possible, with the secondary quest of figuring out how you, and the other giant monsters, came to exist. Once you have attained King Of The Monsters, or perished trying, only then might you have your well earned rest; one reserved for gods. Note that you are not unique in this world. You are part of a 'second wave', a new kind of giant monster that seems have followed the weaker kinds which had been springing up in the last few years. The over-sized dinosaurs and truck-sized insects were menacing the world before you arrived into it, but you and others like you are a breed all your own. You, in particular, however... are a special case. Your form is not decided at birth, but rather, through the concentrated will to evolve in a given direction. This is your power; and the crown is your birthright. You may decide whether you are Mammalian, Reptilian, Fish-like, or Insectoid after I make the following few posts.
Stats to be made aware of:Growth Level: Goes 1 - 10. At Level 1, a Kaiju is barely a match for a single human tank, if that, and is largely defenseless. At around Level 6, A kaiju becomes almost totally invulnerable to all human weapons save WMDs. At Level 9, even nuclear weapons may not kill a kaiju. HP: Starts off at 100, at Level 1. For every stage of growth undertaken, HP multiplies x1.3 If the Kaiju is injured, it heals at a rate of 2 (+ 1x Regenerator Rank) x Growth Level per turn. Food Loss is increased +2 x Growth Level until full health is reached.Food: The amount of nutrition the Kaiju has on tap, over their Hunger Limit. Typically, the rate of food loss is 5 per turn. Players start with 300/200 Food. To Grow, players must have achieved twice their Hunger Limit in food. If players fall below the hunger limit, they begin to lose 1 point of HP every turn for every 5 points below their hunger limit they are at. Their Hunger Limit increases by x1.5 every time they grow, so players will have to be keen to keep finding sources of food. Foraging in jungles and bodies of water might keep them sated at lower growth levels, but at higher levels, players will need to hunt larger or more plentiful prey.Mutagen: This resource is gained by battling, consuming, and befriending Kaiju. This is 'experience points' in a sense. An average mutation costs about 2 mutagen, with some higher level mutations costing 20 or more. Players will start with 10 mutagen. The amount of Mutagen a Kaiju kill rewards is 2^Growth Level/Growth Level (rounded up) + 1 x Growth Level.Mutations and Skills list: Mutations are listed in [ ], Skills are listed in ( ). While mutations are bought, 'skills' are typically learned via plot device, i.e. the Kaiju learns to replicate something it sees.
You may now chose, Prince, what you wish to be.All choices in Kaiju Quest are done by majority vote. After every post, I will give you around 10 minutes or so to decide, democratically, on your first choice of action. This is your first choice; choose wisely:>Reptilian: Gains [Regenerator 1] instead of basic healing. All [Regenerator] Ranks cost 50% less for Reptilian Kaiju.>Mammalian: Gains [Thermal Resistor]. Heat and Cold based weapons deal only 25% as much damage to well insulated Mammalian Kaiju.>Aquatic: Gains [Amphibious]. Though all Kaiju can swim, these ancient-looking, fishy kaiju are most at home in the water. While in water, they gain +2 to their current Regenerator Rank; but -1 on land due to drying out. If they have no regenerator rank at all, healing on land does not occur. Food does not deplete while in the ocean and not in combat.>Cephalopod: Gains [Basic Shell]. These kaiju have a different biology than most. Their hard exoskeletons allow them to soak up more damage than other types of Kaiju. Base Health is increased 10%.
>>29309915Reptilian or bust.
Thanks for the quest bro I almost saw a non-quest thread there.
/v/ pls go
>>29309915Reptilian, of course.
>>29309915>>29309942Reptilian 2: Reptile Hard
>>29309915Cephalopod, just because everyone else is going to try to be Godzilla.
>>29309942>>29310052>>29310073>>29310098A wondrous reptilian beast has been loosed upon the world. What terror will you have wrought in your wake?Now, Prince, you may choose a 'Mutation', using what genetic material you were still harvesting in your yolk as you fall out of your shell.Choose, please, from this list, what you will buy with your 10 Mutagen Points:http://pastebin.com/cwh8KAzB
>>29310359>Vibration 1>Claws>Breath Burst>DiggerIt's a little American Godzilla, but it all fits well.
>>29310359Vibration, 1Smell, 1Breath Burst, 3Swift 510
>>29310359Vote for >Swift>Digger >Advanced Sensory: Smell.We ambush predator now. Locate prey with our keen sense of smell, then burst out of the ground and devour them.
>>29310520derpaderp, didn't see vibration, change my vote to that.
>>29310482Vote for this
>>29310465>>29310482>>29310520>>29310536When it comes to point buys, I'll give you guys a little longer if you wish to discuss it amongst yourselves. If no favorite lists can be decided, I'll roll the dice.
>>29310520I agree with this.
>>29310572So, we all agree on Vibration and Digger, right? So the decision is really between Swift and Breath Burst + Smell. I'll toss my vote in for Swift, provided everybody else accepts Digger and Vibration as well.
>>29310647I'm fine with either swift or breath burst+smell. Digger and vibration are musts.
>>29310520>>29310359DudeDUDETHIS THIS THIS.
Leaning to vibration and digger for underground hunting. Also like omnivore for survivability since we didn't take aquatic. Can we save the last few points for later use?
>>29310638>>29310647>>29310681>>29310758Alright, so then your mutations will be:-- [Swift]-- [Advanced Sensory: Vibration 1]-- [Digger] Locking it youu choices.Well, my future king, you seem to have dug your way out of your shell with little issue. As you fall from the calcified womb with absolutely no grace at all, you might find yourself lucky to have your first impact of your eight-ton, 50-foot from tail-tip to snout body was against sand. Some rocks, but those are nothing to your thick hide at any rate. Your yellow eyes flutter open, and your tongue flicks out instinctively to taste the air as you slowly begin to get your bearings.Your scales are pale and colorless for now, they'll darken up later. Your rasp your clawed fingers along the ground as you stand, somewhat shakily, on what are fairly thick and strong legs for a newborn kaiju (or for any lifeform of any age, really). You don't know whether the feeling of the sensations running up your sensitive nerve and muscle fibers are more surprising, or the fact that your claws removed a metric ton of sand just from standing up. Your massive head turns slowly, and you find yourself inside a... dome. There's a quiet stream running just next to you, and above, you can see that this large shelter's rocky ceiling is broken by a massive hole in the top. Your instincts are a little murky, but what grabs your attention more?>Your rumbling stomach>Your Curious Mind>Your exciting new senses
DiggerVibrationSwiftA pity we didn't go cephalopod. Be the worlds biggest trapdoor spider
>>29311038Stomach, but we are very curious about how we are to fill it.
>>29311038>Exciting new sensesMind is too typical. Hunger is one-dimensional.
>>29311038>>Your rumbling stomachWe very hungry
>>29311038>>Your Curious Mind
>>29311038>>29311134Senses, for these reasons
>>29311038>Your Curious Mind
>Growth Level: 1>HP: 100>Food: 295/200>>29311134>>29311242>>29311367Your eyes, having adjusted to this midday light, find you at the middle of a massive dome, and you seem keen to the fact that the floor inside is around 3-kilometers wide. In the distance in three directions are massive fissures through which the river flows, and at all edges are forest. Your nose is still clogged with egg yolk, and, as of yet, is useless. You feel, through your legs, vibrations weakly coming from the entrances to the dome, but not much else. It seems serene, and calm in here. If you had a philosophical mind, you might fight it beautiful, but you probably don't. The forest behind you seems to occasionally clatter with the noise of birds, and occasionally hooves, which you somehow instinctively register as easy prey. The rocking of the water against the shore also catches your attention in its rhythmic sloshing.>>Investigate the forest behind you>>Investigate the river next to you>>Approach one of the farther entrances
>>29310820Also, yes, that is possible, sorry for not clarifying.
>>29311520>> Investigate the forest behind you
>>29311520River. Might lead us to the sea and fish.
>>29311520>Investigate the forest behind you
>>29311520>Investigate the river next to you
>>29311520Let's investigate the river. It's noisy and moves a lot, but doesn't look very threatening.
>>29311520>>>Investigate the river next to youLets see how well we can float/swim and if someone is coming in than it'd be good to be hidden.
>Growth Level: 1>HP: 100/100>Food: 290/200>>29311567>>29311584>>29311587>>29311597The river, shimmering the light of high noon, catched your attention the most. Taking a few shaky steps, you find yourself next to it all too quickly. The lower your snout towards it as your bird-like eyes scan its surface, trying to make out anything. From what your young monster brain can reason, it's fairly large; being around forty feet wide (a couple of strides for you), and seems to be some odd... 20 feet deep? You couldn't tell unless you put your foot inside, to be honest.You also see things moving. Lots of things. Upon closer inspection, they're animals. Fish, of all things. Large tuna, you'd know, if you were a human and you knew anything about fish, anyways. Hundreds, no, thousands of them swim mindlessly in one direction, with the occasional oddball zig-zagging along and around their fellows like they had somewhere more important to be.Do you feel...>>Hungry, those fish look delicious>>Curious, you want to enter the water and move like they do>>Excited; why not both? Roll 1d20 for hilarity
>>29311597Its interesting that Godzilla got smaller after the nineties.
Rolled 4>>29311771We must beat the fish at their own game!
>>29311775That's because the Godzilla after 95 was younger.
Rolled 12>>29311771Man fuck fish
Rolled 8>>29311771>Excited; why not both? Roll 1d20 for hilarityI bet we would be a better fish than these fish.Once we prove our mastry of all things fish, let's eat them to show superiority.
Rolled 17>>29311771>>>Excited; why not both? Roll 1d20 for hilarityYou can't beat a good hilarity scene
>>29311771>>Hungry, those fish look deliciousStick your snout in the water and take a big bite.
>>29311771>>29311801WE MUST PROVE OUR GENETIC FITNESS BY SWIMMING UPSTREAM AND MATING WITH THE TUNA BETTER THAN THE ACTUAL TUNAOr see how many we can eat as we swim past themthat's cool to
>>29311839Shit I rolled a 1d29 somehow.
>>29311771>TunaI saw what you did there. We're a better class of Zilla I'll have you know.
>Growth Level: 1>HP: 100/100>Food: 310/200>>29311801>>29311839>>29311869>>29311871>>29311886You take a tentative step forward, feeling to crisp, cold water begin to flow through the rough, rigid skin of your toes. You flinch at first, pulling your foot away with a hiss, before putting it back in, and holding it. Feels... nice, actually, you realize, as it washes off the slime you'd been covered in after all these months. Feeling confident, you move to put another foot in the water.And in doing so, shift your weight on the sandy bank in such a way that you lose your foothold, and slip-- into 29-foot deep waters. Rushing rapid, actually. You bounce ungracefully off the bottom of the river, flailing and yelping as you try to orient your body-- not so easy when doing so tumbles you head over tail a couple of times. a few mouthfulls of water, at least, relieve any thirst you may have had, before your instincts smack you upside the back of the head and take the wheel. You suddenly find yourself oriented. The water is only four times deeper than you are thick, but with a few tentative kicks off the bottom, you find yourself straight as an arrow; your hips swaying left to right subtley as you find yourself snaking shakily through the water, going at a reasonable pace-- even though you're swimming against the river. The sense of wonder soon gives way to newfound inventiveness-- it'd sure be easy to catch those fish in your maw while swimming opposite them. You open your wide maw, and sure enough,fish fly inside. A good deal of water does too, but the density of tuna is so great that you take in quite a whole lot. More than enough to satisfy your belly for right now.>>Continue swimming and snacking upstream; this is fun!>>You want to explore dry land again, get out of the river
Rolled 8>>29312187>>>Continue swimming and snacking upstream; this is fun!
>>29312187>>You want to explore dry land again, get out of the river
>>29312187>>Continue swimming and snacking upstream; this is fun!We must find this river's source!
>>29312187>>>Continue swimming and snacking upstream; this is fun!Brace for fish kaiju's
>>29312187Voting for land. If we're going to go trap-door spider on our inevitable adversaries we might as well see what kind of land we'll have to dig in--is it sandy or the like? That would be best.
>>29312187Let's get out of the river and see if we can smell now that our nasal passages aren't full of slime.
>>29312240Wait >>29312328 is right. Change vote. We need to learn to swim in sand.
>>29312253Aqua Kaijus tend to not be too powerful. Look at Edidrah for instance. It's the ones that fly that are the real bastards. Mothra and King Ghidorah for instance.Which brings up a question. What's the battle plan for when we do encounter a flyer? Anything that has to walk is in our element, but if they fly they can probably see us through disturbances we leave in our wake while our vibration senses are useless.
>>29312428We peace out until they have to land and eat or we mutate a ranged attack.
>>29312428Wait the flyer out. It takes more energy to keep flapping than it does to lie in a hole in the ground.
>>29312187>>>Continue swimming and snacking upstream; this is fun!
>>29312428>Aqua Kaijus >Not powerfuldagahra, megalon, hedorah and Destoroyah all came from the sea and Big G lives in the sea.
>Growth Level: 1>HP: 100/100>Food: 310/200>>29312239>>29312328>>29312352>>29312357The river's charm has let up on you, though you are certainly no deadweight in the water. Your belly full, your legs catch the bottom of the river again, and you manage to get a foothold. You pull yourself out of the water, though it takes a while since you end up pulling more of the riverbank into the river than you onto the riverbank.Still, you manage to get onto land, and realize that you can now smell better that're squeaky clean and free of gunk. Your eggshell lies far off in the distance now, and you're much closer to one exit. Notably, its lighter here, and darker on the other side of the dome now. Idly, you stare at your claws, finding your nails to be quite long compared to stubby, but muscular fingers, and capable of churning dirt. As you walk off of the sand, shaking off a few gallons of water as you do you, you test them against the rocks which begin where the sand ends, finding your can move the loose stones just as easily. Your sense, idly, through your feet and claws as you dig, some vibrations from things which must walk like you do. >Investigate the forest>Go through the opening near you>See just how well you can dig
>>29312638>>See just how well you can digSee if we can sneak up on the vibrations.
>>29312638>See just how well you can dig
>>29312638Strike the earth. Listen to the earth.
>>29312638USE DIG then proceed toward the source of the vibrations predator style.
>>29312638>>See just how well you can digWe tunnel through everything
>>29312705Very good idea. Let's chill for a minute and see if our senses can tell us anything more about the source of the vibrations--like is it coming from something bigger than we are?
>>29312638Senses then dig.
>Growth Level: 1>HP: 100/100>Food: 305/200>>29312690>>29312698>>29312705>>29312734>>29312739>>29312745>>29312767You feel that the Earth beneath you is as much your home as the water... no, more so. You begin you push downward, your claws raking apart rocks, then dirt, then both, shoveling it out of your way in a rather Swift fashion. With an explosive burst of excited energy, you begin to dig harder and harder, soon finding your head, then your shoulder blades beneath the Earth; your right rear talons gripping the edge of your hole firmly.Voraciously, you begin to tear into the ground, pushing down and forward, until, within the span of a half minute, your swishing tail tip disappears from the above world, and you are totally within the darkness below. Your eyes down here are useless, but your other sense; your 'inner ear', or oyur 'bodily ear', you can hear. You can FEEL, things, roving the surface, with incredible clarity. As the dirt and rocks form around your body, you have incredible foresight to the world above.Excitedly, you hear three distinct sounds.>> A herd of small, hoofed animals in the forest infront of you>>An odd, distant rumbling off to the left>>A more foreboding rumbling, even farther off, and deeper below and far behind you.
>>29312925Odd distant rumbling. We can learn to eat deer later, when we're hungry.
>>29312925>>>An odd, distant rumbling off to the left
A few questions:Are we a BOY monster or a GIRL monster or some sort of HERMAPHRODITE, or is that something we won't be able to tell until we mature a bit? We might want to keep mate selection in our mind as we travel about.. A family of monsters can kick more ass than a loner, and children are a good insurance policy just in case anything bad happens.Also, I can't be the only one looking forward to making a series of vast underground nests littered with the tropy-remains of our foes for some poor Japanese spelunker to stumble into.
>>29312925>>>A more foreboding rumbling, even farther off, and deeper below and far behind you.Dig to the rumbling
>>29312925Left rumbling. We're not super hungry here, let's explore.
>>29313012Dont you know how kaiju reproduce anon? A kaiju goes about its daily business and then a baby or egg version of it appears. When that kaiju dies it causes the immature kaiju to undergo a massive increase in growth and development producing another fully grown kaiju in a matter of minutes.
>>29312925Check up on the foreboding rumbling. Being deeper than us means we aren't the only digger in the territory, and if it's one thing we want to protect its our bread and butter gimmick. The ground should be the one place where we know we're safe. Better secure that.
>>29313118>egg just appearsMore like shadowy military-industrial cabal implements stage 2 of bioweapon testing.
>>29313012Since your talking about possible futur, part of me want us to not be too dickish to humans for two reasons.One: A king need subjects.Second: I want to team up with a potential super robot.
>>29313178>Kaiju are really a Chinese plot to sink Japan's economy preemptive of hostilities with North Korea.
>Growth Level: 1>HP: 100/100>Food: 305/200>>29312959>>29312962>>29312999>>29313025You chose that the rumbling off, beyond the dome, is what catches your interest most. Assuredly, you begin to push yourself in that direction, your rear feet getting in on the action as you push yourself farther and faster, curiosity taking hold over your newborn lizard mind as dirt covers your light-gray, scaly body. You're digging at a good speed, covering your body length in only a couple of seconds. Still, it takes quite some time to reach the source of the rumbling, which grows stronger and stronger. A couple, maybe three, minutes later, you get incredibly close, being maybe a dozen or so meters below the rumbling noise-- which actually seems to be a long, thin, wavy strip of rumbling noises right over top of you. Each one is small, but there's lots of them.>>Check it out, let's go!>>That's a lot of rumbling, maybe this wasn't such a hot idea.
>>29313211Fuck humans. They are all assholes.The only way to get a mecha version of yourself made is to go around fucking shit up anyway.
>>29313211If we are up against an anti-monster robot, we should make sure to leave the pilot alive if he proves to be a worthy opponent.Then eventually we'll team up together to fight the BBEM.
>>29313253>>>Check it out, let's go!
>>29313253>>Check it out, let's go!Go under them and swallow them whole!
>>29313262Jet Jaguar is the biggest chump. The asshole programmed himself to grow bigger, how does that even work?
>>29313253>>>Check it out, let's go!Chomp down on the what I can only assume to be a convoy of trucks
>>29313253We're about to fight a centipede, aren't we?Tally ho!
>>29313211Having a cult of devoted worshipers could be fun. Look at Mothra and her scantly clad groupies.
>>29313253I like being a digger. Lots of potential for surprises.Let's go, full speed ahead, it's time for whatever it is to witness our grandeur!
>>29313330You mean the most annoying things ever?
>>29313259Getting a mecha version for a giant monster is like getting an action figure of yourself. You know you've made it when it happens.
>>29313330>scantly clad groupiesYou mean lightly seasoned fleshbags?
>>29313441Human may not be filling, but they're delicious. Their fat absorbs all that sugar and junk food they eat. They're like a bag of potato chips.
>>29313461Wretched creatures getting in the way of my giant monster movie.
>>29313408>>29313461No, I'd rather have a frienemy giant robot.
>Growth Level: 1>HP: 99/100>Food: 300/200>>29313283>>29313286>>29313323Ever excited and curious, you dig upward towards the rumbling, briefly hitting a new layer of rock, different from the others you had dug through up to that point. You pay it no mind, however, as you push you claw up against it, ripping open the dirt and stone, and push your hard head through, breaking up to the surface just as one of the rumble passes over. The sun blinds you briefly as you stick your head out, a wooshing wind filling your ears-- and a sudden, alien, loud shriek as you witness an object, about the size of your head, red in color, whizzing down to your left. Your eyes get a close look at it for all of a second, before a louder shriek hits your ears from your sharp left, and as you eyes turns to get a look, you get a look at a similar creature, exactly the same but grey in color. Its ear-piercing shriek is your only warning, before a near ton of glass and metal smashes into your head at over sixty miles per hour; shrapnel and yellow blood and glass shards exploding around your face in a massive cloud.Your vision blurs as your first real experience with pain drills itself into your brain, the creature that slammed into you flipping end over end as its whining flairs to a strange, throbbing, blaring noise that pounds your aching skull. You lean forward on your elbow, groaning loudly in anguish and anger as you try to shake off the alien sensation, just as the grey beast smashes, upside-down, on your right, skidding as a mangled pile of refuse across the highway as you find yourself suddenly surrounded by superficially similar things, of varying size and color. More shrieking, and a scent of burning rubber fills your newly birthed nostrils.Your senses begin to return, just as you see a few of the beasts release a few, strange-looking, multi-colored, two-legged beings, each one looking on in shock at you.>>Retreat!>>Assert Dominance>>Devour
>>29313508We gotta get hyped enough that they send one after us first.
>>29313623>>>Assert DominanceBurst out of ground, stand on hind legs, roar.
>>29313623>>>Assert DominanceDang, full on hit from a car on the freeway and it only knocks off a single hit point? That's a lot more durable than I thought we'd be at this point.
>>29313623DOMINATE!Little crayola yahoos got to know we're the boss now.
Time to CAW
>>29313716That Cloverfield thing was just a baby and look what it did.
>>29313623>>Assert DominanceAlways show who is boss!
>>29313716Daikaiju are resilient as fuck.Hell, we're no where near as scary tanky as '54 Godzilla, who laughed off being shot at with missiles and bomb.At least not yet.
>>29313623>>Assert DominanceMount the nearest female.
>>29313847We have genitals?
>>29313847But what if we're female?
>>29313864Only one way to find out.
>>29313874Allow the nearest male to mount us?
>>29313847How would we even know which of these strange vehicles is a female?
>>29313847The tanker truck?
How often are you planning to do this quest OP? This is one of the few quests I'm actually having fun participating in.
>>29313916Awkward first coupling with a tanker truck?FULL SPEED FOR HILARITY!!!
>>29313913Goddamit now I'm remembering those gifs and pictures of dragons fucking cars I saw on 4chan. Thank anon, I thought I purged the memory.
>Growth Level: 1>HP: 100/100>Food: 293/200>>29313644>>29313681>>29313686With an angered growl, you pull yourself up out of the hole, much to the horror of the crowd who had gathered, many of them staggering back. A few get back into their metal beasts, and begin to peel out and away, but for everyone that does, two more come to a dead stop, some of them even smashing into each other. Whatever yelling and shock you had instilled amongst them seemed to have intensified, and as your maw opens in a panged roar; the blood from your recently healed head wound flung from your lips as your cry strikes dread into the hearts of the small beasts who had struck you. Many more begin to flee, some forsaking their metal beasts altogether as they begin to run off of the road, sometimes in groups. A few are too shocked to even move.Crying comes from your right, however, as some of the small creatures, bloody and screaming, try to pry themselves and others from the twisted, burning hunk of glass and steel that had struck you. >>Make your escape>>Exact revenge for the pain inflicted on you, also eat>>Investigate the burning wreck, and do what with it?
>>29313716[[It technically knocks off 4 points at this stage, because you heal 3 damage every turn due to your abilities.]]
>>29313974>>Make your escapeFollow civilians underground. Maybe they're running somewhere interesting.
>>29313974>>>Investigate the burning wreck, and do what with it?See if it's dead. See if it's edible.
>>29313974>>Investigate the burning wreck, and do what with it?Lift roof. Examine innards.
>>29313974investigate wreck, this could be a good time to acquire a toady monster.
>>29313974>>Exact revenge for the pain inflicted on you, also eat
>>29313974Hmm either help them out and be a bro or smash them to pieces. I'm going for the former but would be perfectly fine with either
>>29314015Watch the insects, see what they do.Might prove entertaining.
>>29313974>>>Make your escapeI think we've made quite the impression here. Best to leave while we're all unhappy with what happened.>>29314011Oh man, got to love regeneration that effective
>>29314052Wait, switching to this. What's up with these little guys who aren't running?
>>29313974Kill one and see how the other reacts.
>>29314070Second this stuff there.
>>29314101>>29314070>>29314052Please no lawful good kaiju. We have enough nice guy quest protagonists, this is a monster.
>>29314137B-but muh friend to all children.
>>29314137Let them vote for what they want. If everyone wants lawful good Kaiju that'll happen.
>>29314015>Growth Level: 1>HP: 100/100>Food: 288/200>>29314028>>29314030>>29314052>>29314070>>29314101You peer over towards the wreck, curiosity overtaking you as you peer over at the wreck. One of the creatures wails loudly at you, backing off and stumbling as your snout brushes the edge of their woefully underinsured minivan. It tips it, just a bit, tearing away a little more of the metal, opening up the inside. There inside, lie three creatures; the large one in the window, a small unconcious one, and another small one, bloody and quivering in fear as it looks up at your grotesque maw. You decide, then and there, that these beings,>>Look delicious>>Are not worth your time; leave>>Doesn't look like they belong there, tip them out before the fire consumes them
>>29314194>>>Are not worth your time; leave
>>29314194>>Look deliciousStop trying to be a good guy, we're a fucking kaiju, and we need to act like one.
>>29314194>>>Are not worth your time; leaveThis place is too noisy lets go back underground
>>29314194>Look deliciousMan, we getting hungry,
>>29314172Who said we were lawful bitch?>>29314194Leave 'em, I wanna find out where these things came from. Maybe we can find some bigger one's.And eat those.>Please no lawful good kaiju. We have enough nice guy quest protagonists, this is a monster.
>>29314194Are not worth your time.
>>29314137Some incarnations of Godzilla are lawful good.Infact a lot of Kaiju are 'good', though 'lawful' is arguable.Friend To All Children can be as entertaining as not.
>>29314194>>>Are not worth your time; leaveNot even a mouthful. Lets head towards the city.
>>29314194>Are not worth your time; leave
>>29314249Meh, Friend of Children isn't my thing.Aloof Master of Humanity...I like this.
>>29314194Try eating the metal.
>>29314194>>Look deliciousI say we eat the smaller ones first.
Leave, try to see how many of these metal shells there are
>>29314249Half the time he shows up he is trying to destroy humans.
>>29314194>Are not worth your time; leaveBarely a mouthful. Try eating the roof of the car.
>>29314194Eat the small ones only.The filthy humans will fear us...for we will devour their spawn!ALL WHO OPPOSE US WILL STAND KNEE DEEP IN THE BLOOD OF THEIR CHILDREN!
>>29314283We are dumb as a sack of bricks, how are we going to be the aloof master of anything?
>>29314194Oh dear, alignment decision.Are we the type of animal that only kills when its hungry or the type that kills anyway?I vote we just leave them. They are food, but we aren't hungry. I figure we're a responsive type of critter. Don't mess with us, we don't mess with you unless hunger demands.
>>29314318This is probably because we were literally born three hours ago
>>29314302How is the roof of a car more of a mouthful?
>>29314291Not really. Staring with the Second film Godzilla's wrath is focused largely on other Kaiju. The exception being the various remakes of '54, natch.
>>29313974>>Exact revenge for the pain inflicted on you, also eatWe monster, we should probably act like it.
>>29313974>Investigateopen it up, possibly use it as a weapon or eat whats inside
>Doesn't look like they belong there, tip them out before the fire consumes themI like the idea of a non-douche Kaiju, sue me.
>>29314339CAN we eat metal? I mean is it physically within our mutated nature to crave to stick metal objects in our mouth and swallow?
>>29314357Eating tanks that are shooting us? Sure. Eating burning cars? Nah.
>>29314375I personally vote for a compromise. Not Gamera friend to all children but not a raging inferno of death. Just an aloof, cunning animal. Excess cruelty is for humans. We only are cruel in as far as it helps us survive.
>>29314310holy fuck manletslets just calm down
>>29314376Well, we were born 3 hours ago. The first thing we did was jump in a river because we were curious. We've already eaten small things, these metal things are bigger things. We haven't eaten big things. Ergo, let's try eating a big thing.
>>29314194THIRD optionCook them in the fire some THEN eat them. show our intelligence.
>>29314353Mechagodzilla 2, 3 and mecha king ghidorah were all made by humans to stop godzilla wrecking shit.They were also fighting him when they acidently caused megaguirus to show up.
>>29314419All will drown in a sea of defiled flesh.
>>29314411I agree. Humans are like ants. We don't mean to trod them underfoot, but we just do. And sometimes, if we get the impulse, we do nice things to them.I'm sure you've saved a spider or fly before. And smashed several.
>>29314376It is for human babies. You'll be surprised how many choke to death each year on keys and shit.
>>29314429Use claws to make vertical slices in the roof for a makeshift grill.Impress the puny creatures with our fine cooking prowess.
>>29314411See >>29314326Yeah, I'm going to go with no on the 'aloofness' shit
>Growth Level: 1>HP: 100/100>Food: 283/200[Not gonna bother quoting all the posts, but 'Not Worth Your Time' wins by a slim margin]With an apathetic puff of air from your nostrils, the pain in your head forgotten, you leave the small creatures to their burning pile of metal. It isn't your issue, after all, if they didn't watch where they were going, right?Instead, you decide, that though these creatures interest you, you would prefer a larger gathering. Perhaps more to scare up, or assert yourself over? You don't know, but hey, you're curious. The metal beasts that could seem to have fled from you, and you crush the end of one of them underfoot because it didn't move fast enough. The crush, you might note, is briskly satisfying.>>Crunch more of the metal things, that seems to be neat. They make, like, cool sounds>>Go further down the road, where the one that hit you was coming from>>Go back to where you came from, you're in no mood to get smacked upside the head again
>>29314436THIS THIS THIS
>>29314455Dear lord, evil culinary genius?Fuck that noise, SAVE THE CHILDREN!
>>29314433Mecha-King Ghidora was made by Aliens. Who were using him to take over the world.Unless I'm mixing up plots again. And anyway, the majority of damage Kaiju cause is done while they're fighting one another.
>>29314483>>Go back to where you came from, you're in no mood to get smacked upside the head again
>>29314483>Crunch more of the metal things, that seems to be neat. They make, like, cool soundsHopscotch!
>>29314483>>>Go further down the road, where the one that hit you was coming fromDowntoooown, everything's waiting foor yoouuuu!
>>29314483>>Go further down the road, where the one that hit you was coming from
>>29314483>>>Go further down the road, where the one that hit you was coming fromLets find a larger gathering of food
>>29314483>>>Go further down the road, where the one that hit you was coming fromLets get our snack on. Growth level 2 here we come.>>29314496Mecha-King Ghidora was made from the corpse of King Ghidora by future humans and sent back in time to fight godzilla.
>>29314483Go further down the road. Our urge to dominate means we must secure our territory from the lowlies.
>>29314503NO EXPLORATION INTO YONDER>>29314433If I can be avoided, but then again, we are pretty freaking big...>>29314483Adventure!!!
>>29314483>Go back to where you came from, you're in no mood to get smacked upside the head againNo good food. Too much metal.
>>29314550This. we don't wanna piss off a large city or a government when we can't take on a tank yet. we have plenty of wildlife we could eat to hit level 2
>>29314483Crushatize em captain!
>>29314621What are they gonna do, send Getter Robo after us?
>>29314621Look, if we need to bug out, we'll burrow.
>>29314662choppers. tanks. swat team with RPGs. any decent sized city could fuck us up royally.
>>29314662You have doomed us all.
>>29314511>>29314512>>29314532>>29314535>>29314542You decide that you wish to find where these beast come from. Leaving behind the scene of mayhem, you trek down an otherwise empty road. This layer of rock is certainly different from any of the others you had seen, all flat... something about this rock and the metal beasts were off to you in some way you didn't have the ability to comprehend.Your child-like innocence propels you curiously down the road, a determined glint in your eye as, from behind the setting sun off in the distance, you see something which amazes you: a legion of glistening lights off in the distance, and from beneath your feet, you feel the many rumbles it is producing. The light, sound, and sensation is alluring to you as anything.>>Continue towards the sparkling lights, your curiosity is too great.>>Might get metal burny things smacked into you again; forget it. Probably nothing tastes good.>>Other? Write In?
>>29314621To be fair, we haven't really killed anyone on purpose yet. Not sure what their protocol is, but getting to level 2 before venturing into a city is probably a smart move.
>>29314709>>>Continue towards the sparkling lights, your curiosity is too great.Let's keep on pressing forward until they drive us back
>>29314709>>Might get metal burny things smacked into you again; forget it. Probably nothing tastes good.
>>29314709>Cleverly disguise yourself as one of the metal beasts, using one of their stray shells.
>>29314709>>Continue towards the sparkling lights, your curiosity is too great.
>>29314709>>>Continue towards the sparkling lights, your curiosity is too great.Sparkly lights guys.Sparkly lights.
>>29314709>>>Continue towards the sparkling lights, your curiosity is too great.Travel underground. That way we have a tunnel ready if we need to bug out.
>>29314709>>29314768This. Besides. Maybe those tall things go underground too.Plus if any tanks come around, we'll know.
>>29314716>giant alien tearing through a highway causing a massive wreck>didnt kill on purpose>like the national guard won't still be called in
>>29314803Ya...prep for massive intervention by Nat. Guard or local equivalent.
>>29314803Well in this universe Kaiju are common. It's probably some sort of Special Operations deal
>>29314841lol I just watched that last night. KENNY!!!
>>29314803It's a matter between if they try to kill us or capture us, mainly.
>>29314768And how will we see the Sparkly lights?
>>29314855Gamera's boy toy.
>>29314866Seconding best plan. Evoloution encoded within us caution. Dig and approach, safe in the arms of mother earth.
>>29314900With our ears.
>Growth Level: 1>HP: 100/100>Food: 273/200>>29314738>>29314765>>29314766>>29314768>>29314803You cannot contain yourself, and excitedly approach the spectacle like a child in a toy store. Your slitted yellow eyes gaze in wonder upon the sights; some of the structures are shorter than you, and, as you discover, some are bigger still. From below, you hear shrieking. Whatever these things were, they sure liked to shriek a lot. Those fish might have been better company, and all this yelling is getting on your nerves. But then, a new scent hits you. It's the scent of... something burning. Something... meaty. Saliva forms at the corners of your lips as your foot knocks aside a vehicle, setting off its blaring horn as you close in on the scent, deeper inside the city limits. As you track the scent, you think to claw your way underground, so that the wailing sirens did not bother you so much. But you see in your mind an image of what the smell could possibly be, and find yourself heading for it.As you push yourself back up, you find yourself right next to a colorful structure, and the scent is... uggh.... overwhelming. There's a new wailing, a different patter now. More rhythmic, less varied than the ones the others were giving off, and it seems to be growing louder. You see, from the corner of your eye, one of the metal beasts approaching oyu, and skidding to a stop. This one, however, also has sparkling lights on it-- red and blue.>>How kind of these creatures to put a seafood buffet right here for you! Dig in!>>How kind of these creatures to deliver sparkly lights to you ontop of one of the metal things! How did they know you liked them? Check it out.>>Waaaaiittt, this is fishy; bug out of here.
>>29314960>How kind of these creatures to deliver sparkly lights to you ontop of one of the metal things! How did they know you liked them? Check it out.
>>29314960We are not amused by this obvious trap! Throw something at the pile of fish to show our displeasure. Then dig underground.
>>29314960>>>How kind of these creatures to put a seafood buffet right here for you! Dig in!Chow down
>>29314960>>>How kind of these creatures to put a seafood buffet right here for you! Dig in!I find our lack of caution..Fishy.
>>29314960>How kind of these creatures to put a seafood buffet right here for you! Dig in!Food first, the lights aren't going anywhere.
>>29314982Seems like the best option here
>>29314960Food just out in the open is a little strange. Who wants to bet they drugged the fish?I vote we play with our cool new metal toy.
>>29314960Seafood man, who doesn't love it.
>>29314960>>>How kind of these creatures to put a seafood buffet right here for you! Dig in!Literally dig in. Approach the buffet from underground.
>>29314960SPARKLE GOODOur new friends brought us a toy! I like our new friends!>nuzzle sparkle sparkle
>>29315025I second this. We are Dig-Dug.
>>29315041Eat the lights.
>>29315038Nuzzles for all!>nuzzlenuzzlenuzzle
>Reptilian kaiju that's great at digging.Wait a minute.
>Growth Level: 1>HP: 100/100>Food: 350/200>>29314993>>29315000>>29315002>>29315025>>29315025You seem to have hit a motherload here. Your snouth breaks through the wood and tile ceiling as if it were paper, and, paying no heed to the constant shrieking, begin to sniff around for food. Inarticulate yelling follows (seriously, what is up with that?), but you soon find the object of your desires. Your claws strip away he extraneous metal bits as you begin to uncover the heaps of cooked and uncooked fish; pork and beef in secondary supply. And all of it just BEGGING to be eaten. Your chops licked adequetly, you plunge your maw into the kitchen; hunched somewhat awkwardly over the side of the building as you fill up your stomach rather swiftly-- your snake-like tongue lapping up whatever your teeth could not grip.As you pull your head from the meal, you are forced to squint-- there's a very bright light in your eyes now, it would seem, and a loud, beating noise fills your ear. The light seems to be hovering-- in front of a flying metal beast, of all things, just sitting in place and blowing wind all about. As you look down, you see about... twenty, flashing blue and red lights. Many more beasts have come to deliver them to you, it seems! Also, it would appear that several other metal beasts, around twice as long and jet black in coloration, have also stopped.Many of the smaller two legged creatures seem to be piled around you, and they are all holding what appear to be... fish. Metal fish. That's what those are. Are they offering them to you? Metal fish don't sound very good... But hey, these ones at least seem calm and organized! That's probably good for us, right?>>Try asserting your dominance, that will work>>This doesn't sit right... perhaps its time to dine and dash-- right back the way you came?>>Try taking one of those metal beasts with the sparkly lights, those are absolutely beautiful
>>29315111Why not nuzzle them with our sharp teeth?
>>29315156Take one of those sparkle-beasts in your mouth and book it.
>>29315156>>>Try asserting your dominance, that will workThis is our food, they can't take it away from us!
>>29315184>>29315156This. Dig underground. We're out of here.
>>29315156>>This doesn't sit right... perhaps its time to dine and dash-- right back the way you came?
>>29315156>>>This doesn't sit right... perhaps its time to dine and dash-- right back the way you came?Time to Dine&Dash, I'm not paying for any food, no sir.
>>29315156Fifty more food stuff and we grow. Might be time to beat a hasty retreat back to the river or the woods.
>>29315156>>>This doesn't sit right... perhaps its time to dine and dash-- right back the way you came?
>>29315156>Graciously accept gift of metal fishTry to be careful and not remove the hands of our new subjects
>>29315156>>This doesn't sit right... perhaps its time to dine and dash-- right back the way you came?THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH, SUCKAS!No, really. Thanks a lot for the fish, buuuuuuut it's time for us to go before we overstay our welcome.
>>29315156>Do a quick 360 with our tail out to hit as many of them as we can, then dig and run back to our home>MFW nobody listened when I said there would obviously be military here in moments
>>29315156>>>This doesn't sit right... perhaps its time to dine and dash-- right back the way you came?Let's get out of here and find a safe place to dig underground.
>>29315184I vote for this. Sparklebeast and scamper.Police lojack means they'll find us eventually, but that just adds to the FUN!
>>29315249I listened. It seems nobody here has seen Godzilla 1998.
>>29315184Supporting this for shenannigans!
>>29315267>Childhood favourite.I had a wonderful childhood.
>>29315249We all knew there would be. We just decided to give 0 fucks about anything smaller than a tank,
>Growth Level: 1>HP: 100/100>Food: 343/200>>29315184>>29315193>>29315194>>29315211>>29315212>>29315214Thinking quickly, you decide that it's about time to split. But first... spotting one of the empty sparkle beasts, you sink your jaws around it, being careful just enough not to break it. Suddenly, the metal-fish of the little creatures begin sparkling as well, making little popping noises. They tickle your skin, giving you a funny tingling sensation. Sometimes it stings, but not enough for you to really even register it as pain. It's almost a therapeutic sensation! All the same, you've had your fill, and it's time to go. The wailing sparklebeast in your mouth, you flee down through the hole the way you came, leaving the people and their metal fish and other sparkle beasts behind....What nice guys!>>Head back home>>Lets dig in a new direction, farther away>>Go the opposite way from whence we came>>Other?
>>29315249I listened, I just didnt care.A car rammed into our face and did four damage and we immediately regenerated three of that damage, what are some swat teams guns going to do in the time it takes us to get back to our tunnel?
>>29315267That movie was shit. That's the reason why no one remembers it.
>>29315299Head back to familiar territory for now. We need a safe place to play with our sparkly-toy.
>>29315299>>>Head back home
>>29315299We need more food. Lets head to the forest.
>>29315299Back home.>>29315314HOLD YOUR FUCKING TONGUE THAT MOVIE IS A CLASSIC
>>29315299Head back to our place for now.>so many people here that think we're tough, gonna get us killed unless the GM is nice
>>29315299>>>Head back home>>29315309 It's almost a therapeutic sensation!Apparently it feels nice to be shot at. So unless they bring the 50. Cal and Rocket Launchers I think we'll be safe from any quick response units that appear
>>29315299>>Head back home.
>>29315338Look, it's okay to admit that the only good thing to come out of that horrible movie was the cartoon. Even Japan agrees.
>Growth Level: 1>HP: 100/100>Food: 338/200>>29315321>>29315331>>29315337>>29315338>>29315344>>29315347>>29315352Having had your fill for the day, you head back to that dome you called home. You feel its a relatively safe, serene place. These little creatures seem fun enough, but they're tiring at any rate. It takes five or so minutes, but you do eventually manage to tunnel straight through to your dome, where you pop-up. Right in the middle of a forest, a wailing police car between your jaws.You let your new toy fall out of your mouth, and the beat up, yet ever rugged crown victoria defiantly flips rightside onto its wheels, light blaring as bright as ever.A few deer seem to have been spooked up around here-- an entire heard of the things are just freaking out over there.>>Play with your new toy... exercise your mind a bit? Always good for kids to get some playtime, ya know>>Still feeling a little hungry, and those brown horned things look like they'd be excellent dessert
>>29315338Say that in japan and see what happens.
>>29315360that cartoon was so badass. It wasn't Big Guy and Rusty good, but it was damn good.
>>29315347> go home.Maybe we have brothers and sisters to show OUR new toy!And if the squawking metal fish come visit, well. Then maybe they can meet mommy.
>>29315457>>>Still feeling a little hungry, and those brown horned things look like they'd be excellent dessertDeer is tasty, and there is more meat on them than you would think.
>>29315457Play with the toy a bit. Find out what's making that wailing noise and rip it out. Throw it around a bit and pick it part with our claws.
>>29315457PLAYTIME.If the brown things are scared, maybe make the flashy fish chase them.
>>29315457>>>Still feeling a little hungry, and those brown horned things look like they'd be excellent dessertVenison dessert. Chew through the slow ones
>>29315457>>>Play with your new toy... exercise your mind a bit? Always good for kids to get some playtime, ya knowWe just ate. We'll eat Bambi in due time.
>>29315457Tear out the wailing thing inside the metal thing, but carefully enough to keep the shiny thing going.
>>29315531But growing bigger.
>>29315457>>>Play with your new toy... exercise your mind a bit? Always good for kids to get some playtime, ya knowWe should toss it at the herd of deer, and see what happens.
>>29315299Go back home and put our trophy on its proper shelfTROPHY 1: Sparkle Toy
>>29315457STAND ON IT AND RIDE IT LIKE SKATEBOARD DOG!
>>29315457Play with the toy.
>>29315590It's our toy we should play with it.
>Growth Level: 1>HP: 100/100>Food: 333/200>>29315491>>29315504>>29315531>>29315536You have a fairly full stomach, so you go ahead and decide you want to play with your sparklebeast. The wailing is annoying so you listen in keenly... trying to isolate the sound. You gently grab the roof with one claw, and push it back and forth. The car, thankfully, was in drive, not park, os this doesn't break it, as if you cared. However, you notice, that the deer seem to have approached you... a though runs through your mind, and you decide... to play. Perhaps you imagine yourself to be the human, riding in the sparkly beast, and the deer is you? Whatever it is... it does entertain your brain a bit!+3 MutagenYou end up smacking one of the dear with the front end, and it goes flying like a limp ragdoll quite a ways away. This dents the front of your toy-- ceasing that awful wailing noise. But it still runs, at least! And the sparkles are fine!>>Play a little more, mow down some deer in the process for snacks>>Put your toy away and get on with the hunt>>You're a bit tired. Might be time to curl up for a nap.
>>29315613>>>Play a little more, mow down some deer in the process for snacksAnd now we know what rednecks do for fun.
>>29315613>>>Play a little more, mow down some deer in the process for snacksFuck you deer!
>>29315613>>>Play a little more, mow down some deer in the process for snacksKaiju GTA is a go, now lets run over some hookers
>>29315613Smack some more deer around with the toy and eat up the bodies as you go.
>>29315613MOW THE DEAR PLAY DEATH METAL
>>29315613Skateboard time!>you cannot outrun me now deer!
>>29315613>>Play a little more, mow down some deer in the process for snacks
>>29315685>If only we had two.
>>29315693Or a flatbed...
>Growth Level: 1>HP: 100/100>Food: 390/200>>29315634>>29315642>>29315657>>29315659You absolutely tear up the place. Dirt and grass and rock flies everywhere as you smash your toy into deer after deer, a smile growing in your mind as the Crown Vic gets smashed into the little things over and over again. You pick each one up with the fingers of your other claw as you go, tossing them in your mouth and idly chewing as you grind your toy across the grass and into more animals time and time again. BAM. POW. And you just send those suckers flying, sometimes into each other. It's a hell of a time. You're sure you saw at least one get flung clear across the treeline. Your toy's dented and full of blood now, but otherwise in perfect working order....Maybe this is why those human hit you, eh? Probably thought you were a deer. They must have given you this toy to apologize!+1 Mutagen>>Forgive the humans their tresspasses; eat the last of the herd>>Meh whatever; find something new to do!>>Go rest
>>29315715>>>Forgive the humans their tresspasses; eat the last of the herdGROWTH HO!
>>29315715It's not the human's fault they're so stupid. Eat up the last of the deer.
>>29315715>>>Forgive the humans their tresspasses; eat the last of the herdI am laughing so hard right now
>>29315715>>Go restNap time
>>29315715>>>Forgive the humans their tresspasses; eat the last of the herd
>>29315715>>Forgive the humans their tresspasses; eat the last of the herdIt was just a misunderstanding after all.
>>29315715>>29315739http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eQQKVKjifQ>Try listening to this while reading.
>>29315715HUMIES ARE AWESOME!Lets bring our sparkle thing on that stretch of black rock! We can ride it down to sparkle land and play with our friends!
>>29315715>>Forgive the humans their tresspasses; eat the last of the herd
>Mental image of humans offering shiny bright car to a Kaiju as tribute to not getting eaten.Well now, our big lizard is going place.
>Growth Level: 1>HP: 100/100>Food: 399/200>>29315729>>29315734>>29315739>>29315747>>29315765You bash your prized possession into more animals, brutally destroying each one with predatorily glee. Truly, you were living the dream over every reptile who ever lived right now. Your car flies, seemingly in slow motion, cresting over hill after hill as panicked mammals run in absolute horror from your sparkling, beautiful blue, white, and now red toy, your wide, basketball-sized eyes looking on in childlike wonder. That car is your entire world right now.If only the dinosaurs of old could see you now. You demolish all the herd, save for one-- a particularly succulent looking buck. You rear back your toy, and really go for this one, bounding your car over hills in a well-calculated intercept course. The moment approaches slowly, and your cruiser gives that deer a real bruisin', pummelling it straight up into the air with a rough smack. It goes flipping end over end, as you extend your mouth to catch it-- and as you feel a gust of wind brush past your nose, your jaws clamp shut on only air.Your confused eyes adjust, and you see your deer... held between four of the six legs, of a very off looking, semi-truck sized insect. The body of a Dragonfly, the head and stinger of a wasp. It's... more like you, than any of the creatures you've so far seen. Certainly the biggest. A pair of black mandibles decapitate the deer, and the beast, floating at just a little above eye level, and a football field away, seems to mock you as it begins eating your kill.>>Fine, you're out of here>>What? No, fuck that. This is OUR Giant Monster Hideout, and that is OUR meal. (Roll 1d100)
>>29315775>Forgive and eatSO WE CAN EVOLVE TO KILL
>>29315870[[Also, for combat:I'll select the highest of the first 3 rolls, and I'll roll against it for every round of battle. This enemy is the weakest in the game, and should give you guys no trouble even if you mess up a lot. ]]
Rolled 27>>29315870>What? No, fuck that. This is OUR Giant Monster Hideout, and that is OUR meal. (Roll 1d100)I bet it also wants our toy.
Rolled 73>>29315870>What? No, fuck that. This is OUR Giant Monster Hideout, and that is OUR meal. (Roll 1d100)
Rolled 49>>29315870>>>What? No, fuck that. This is OUR Giant Monster Hideout, and that is OUR meal. (Roll 1d100)Attack!!!Let's use our Mutagen that we have to give us a Breath Weapon as well
Rolled 26>>29315870>Let's fuck this thing up
>>29315870Assert Dominance.This thing took our food. It needs to learn that this is not okay. But we don't need to assault it yet.
Rolled 40>>29315900Rolling for enemy 'Kami'.- HP: 30- [Light Wings], [Advanced Sensory: Sight 1], [Unnatural Weapon: Jaws], [Hard Shell]
>>29315901Lets wait and see if we unlock anything after we grow bigger.
Rolled 13Tackle it to the grown, tear off its wings.
>>29315915Sweet, two out of three better than him
Rolled 30>>29315915Rolling for round 2>Fuck this pokemon reject
Rolled 71>>29315979Highest of first 3 was 73, insect is going down.
>>29315870ATTACK IT WITH OUR SKATEBOARD
>>29315999You're going to turn us in to a tool user XD
Rolled 9>Growth Level: 1>HP: 96/100>Food: 392/200>>29315920[[It ate the last deer. You have to fight at least ONE Kaiju Battle before levelling up]]>>29315915>KAIJU FIGHT>PRINCE OF ALL MONSTERS vs KAMI WASP73 vs 40You take the initiative. With a growl you leave your toy on the ground, and charge your opponent.They take flight on high, causing you to undershoot your first blind charge. The wasp-like being comes around, however, angered, and its long dragonfly-tail extends to sing you. You dodge-- mostly. The five-foot long stinger punctures your left shoulder, causing you to wince in pain as it draw yellow blood-- more than the human vehicle even did. But this gives you an advantage, in that, well... it can't fly away from this position. You jerk your skull forward-- bashing the thing in its abdomen, causing it to crack with a loud, sickening squelch. It recoils, pulling its stinger out of you and floating backwards. Its torso leaks its greenish blood, and it hisses at you through its mandibles. Now, it takes its turn to strike. Aiming for your neck, jaws wide open, the hovering beast lashes forwards at you!>HP: 13>Roll to Defend>You can also call out a method of attack with your roll. More creative attacks I will reflect more positively in my writing and in damage
>>29315870>Food: 399/200OhHELLNOPUNISH THAT FUCKER. KICK ITS ASS SO HARD IT'LL VOMIT ITS ANUS.WE JUST GOT 3 MUTATION POINTS.-- [Unnatural Weapon: Breath Burst] Your lungs begin to mutate strangely-- you can now exhale incredibly powerful gusts of wind. Your breath is terrible enough to rival a Category 5 Hurricane. Cost: 3 MutagenTIME TO BE SO MAD WE LITERALLY BREATHE A HURRICANE
>>29316015In all honesty that doesn't seem like a bad idea, we got two hands/claws and thsoe ought to be put to good use.
Rolled 97>>29316042Blast it out of the sky with ABRUPT HURRICANE BREATH.If we can't do that, catch it as it comes at us and suplex it.
Rolled 98>>29316027>>Roll to DefendDo a barrel roll cling on to stinger and roll across the ground trying to crush it in to the earth.
>>29316027>[[It ate the last deer. You have to fight at least ONE Kaiju Battle before levelling up]]I meant after we eat this guy.
>>29316061>>29316058Jesus. Dice are as mad as our Kaiju
>>29316058>>29316061Best Day Ever
>>29316058>>29316061Dumb bugs about to have a real bad day.
Rolled 36>>29316058>Do this, but hold onto him as we hurricane breath so that it tears his wings/arms/something off
>>29316058No you fool! If we wait we might unlock Fire breath.
>>29316118Or gravity breath. Or vibration breath or something. Kaiju can breath anything.
Rolled 58>>29316118>fire breathLame, all the cool kids have radioactive flesh warping breath.
Rolled 76>>29316061THIS. It doesn't have dexterious hands. We beat it easy in a grapple.
Rolled 24>Growth Level: 1>HP: 94/100>Food: 485/200>>29316058>>29316061The wasp never stood a chance. She grabs for your long neck-- and is stopped, mid-air, as your claw wraps around its own. It struggles to sting you, fluttering its wings uselessly, but its over. You decide to take him down.And that motherfucker goes DOWN. Hard. You put the fucker in a headlock and, in a swift motion, grab the stinger from behind your back, just under the tip, in your other arm, letting your weight fall out from behind you-- and you slam Kami so hard you break more body segments than he probably has. A loud shriek and pop is heard as blood splatters all over your bumpy back, but just to rub it in, you, well... rub it in, rolling to an from a couple times to give him a good squishing. Poor bugger never stood a chance stepping to you, did he?Congratulations, Prince, on defeating your FIRST Kaiju. Now, overtaken with the insatiable urge to claim what is yours in the wake of this death, you get to your feet, letting hte carcass slide off of your back, and quickly turn around-- burying your maw inside it. In a ferocious display of victory, you haphazrdly devour the monster.+4 Mutagen>Mutagen total: 8Your belly is now overfull, but your cells can make good use of that raw material! Would you like to use this excess to supercharge your metabolism, and Grow? Y/N
>>29316151Dagahra shoots explosive starfish.
Rolled 79>>29316118SAVE POINTS SO FAR. WE DON'T NEED THEM TO BEAT THIS GUY.
>>29316173But we might not be able to ride our car if we get too big...
Rolled 19>>29316173Kami should have tapped out. Just wait until we get smart enough to figure out armbars and other nasty surprises.I vote growth.
>>29316173> Fuck Y>>29316194We are already too big to ride the car, we brought it back with our mouth and have been pushing it around like a toy car.
Rolled 13>>29316194We'll get the humans to build us an even bigger car.
Rolled 3>>29316179That has to be a Gamera kaiju. Gamera always had the weirdest ones like that vampire thing with the super sharp laser vision.
>Growth Level: 2>HP: 130/130>Food: 385/300>>29316191>>29316198>>29316208>>29316215>>29316216You have a total of 8 mutagens, and you may buy from both the Level 1 and Level 2 lists. Choose wisely, my Prince.http://pastebin.com/T1fUaL6dAs an added bonus, You gain (Skill: Grappling) as a result of your performance in your first bout. +10 to all Wrestle and Grapple-based rolls in the future.
>>29316236Personally, I like Sunbather and Tail. We can save 4 for eventual purchases.
>>29316236>[Unnatural Weapon: Tail]>[Unnatural Weapon: Claws]>[Unnatural Weapon: Jaw]>[Advanced Sensory: Sight 1]>[Advanced Sensory: Smell 1]Become a lean mean fightin' machine.
Rolled 71>>29316236More tunnelling.
>>29316236I like tail, Breath Burst and claws.
>>29316236>http://pastebin.com/T1fUaL6d-- [Unnatural Weapon: Tail] 1-- [Sunbather] 3-- [Unnatural Weapon: Claws] 1-- [Unnatural Weapon: Breath Burst] 3For a total of 8 Mutagen spent
Im gonna say tail and omnivoreEspecially omnivore so that we could always just eat some trees for food
Rolled 45>>29316236>+10 to grapplesWe should try to use our grappling to encourage kaiju smart enough to know what surrendering is to cry uncle. Making Terkoz say kagoda did wonders for Tarzan's reputation after all.
>>29316236I think we should nab some Claws and Jaw now, before we forget they exist.
>>29316265>>29316277This is the selection then, if there are no other votes?
Rolled 40>>29316265I'm for this. All those unnatural weapons are going to be pretty useful combined with grapples. BITE OFF THE ENEMIES HEAD!
>>29316320Sounds good to me.
>>29316295Change this, to >>29316265
>>29316320Ideally you should go with the breakdown of what each post was. Which would mean that Sight and smell didn't get enough votes
>>29316265Smell would definitely be handy. The reason this bugger managed to sneak up on us was because he was in flight, so our tremorsense didn't warn us in advance.
Rolled 56>>29316295I would be kind of silly later on to ask to RIP AND TEAR only to be informed that we just broke our digging instruments. Then we really would be up shit creak without our quick vanishing act.
Rolled 37>>29316320We're ready to become the Kaiju Luchadore this land needs.
Rolled 90>>29316361A lunchador that keeps a bowie knife in his trunks.
>>29316320looks good to me.
>>29316368>Is that a bowie knife or are you just happy to see me?
>>29316390>We should mate with an insectoid
>>29316390If you cut off a hydra's dick, will two replace it?
We must become>EL KAIJUPACABRAReptile Kaiju in a luchadore mask with a golden belt.
>Growth Level: 2>HP: 130/130>Food: 385/300>Mutations and Skills list: [Regenerator 1][Swift]; [Digger]; [Advanced Sensory: Vibration 1]; [Unnatural Weapon: Jaw]; [Unnatural Weapon: Claws]; [Unnatural Weapon: Tail]; [Advanced Sensory: Sight 1]; [Advanced Sensory: Smell 1]; (Skill: Grappling)>>29316265You have grown. You feel the muscles in your body tensing as you begin to fill out into your true form, your scales darkening as the light almost totally fades from the inside of your home. Your growth will not be completed until the morning, but already you feel your monstrous body shifting, changing, evolving. Your muscles grow more powerful, your digger's claws more wicked and tough-- your jaw aches as it broadens and deepens slowly, the bone and ligament and muscle growing at a miraculous rate. Even your senses are sharper. The drops of blood falling down your chin, which now seems fifteen feet farther from the ground than it did this morning, are crisp and vivid in your eyes. The scent, of upturned dirt; of spilt insect innards, and of your toy's exhaust from half a mile away, all come to the forefront of your mind's eye with such detail its incredible, but never-the-less, just as manageable as before. Now, you are no longer an infant.Now, my Prince, you are a child.It is time to lie down and rest your tired eyes. Your kingdom will be here tomorrow, waiting patiently for its king._____________________________That's all for tonight, folks. I will probably run this quest a bit earlier tomorrow, look for it a couple hours before it started tonight. I'll stay on for a bit to read any criticism you guys have, then its off to bed for me.
Rolled 21>>29316452This was great man, thanks.
>>29316452That's one small step for a lizard, one giant leap for kaiju-kind.
>>29316452Now I wanna be a Kaiju
>>29316452Was a very fun beginning to the quest and I'm looking forward to it continuing. I especially like how you wrote our interactions with the humans and playing with that car, it was very fitting when we are effectively a newborn.
>>29316452This thread is fucking awesome.1) Do you mind if I steal elements of your hunger system for a quest I'm planning to launch later?2) Don't forget to archive this before you end it for tonight.
>>29316520That car shall forever be with us. We shall travel the world, smashing deer and little fleshlings alike.
>>29316520this pretty much sums it up perfectly.ill be waiting eagerly for the next installment.
>>29316536>What's the character for said quest?
>>29316520Thank you! I will try to keep that up.>>29316536Go ahead.And I normally would just wait for it to archive on foolz. I'm too bashful to request it be added to any archive.
>>29316554I'll be doing that, then.And if you don't archive on suptg, how can I link my friends once it 404s?
>>29316607You can still link people to foolz.
>>29316607http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29309631/Well I suppose that wasn't difficult.
>>29316665I just wanna say, this was a fun thread. I have high hopes for this quest.