It takes a further two hours for crews to be retrieved, disabled tanks to be removed from the field and a short victory ceremony to see to. Unfortunately you aren't done by lunch- a fact that Patrick bemoans as he'd elected to skip breakfast today. As you stand at attention along with the rest of Oorai's Senshado team, he's just a step or two out of range for you to elbow him in the ribs.You are Commander Russells of the M26E1 Pershing Heavy Tank "Black Jack" and that's one round down; three to go- even the ever-humble Miho Nishizumi, Oorai's commander and your girlfriend, looks absolutely pleased with herself and the rest of the team, though putting on a show of respectful silence is practically buzzing with enthusiasm over the win.As the ceremony ends and Miho and Kay shake hands, the two teams finally leave the field and start to intermingle. Kay immediately approaches you with Miho and a big smile on her face. "So, next time you're gonna come fight for my team, right?" She offers. "I figure your crew deserves two tournement wins in a row!">"Who's saying I won't get two in a row with Oorai?">"What's your offer?">"Sounds tempting, but you don't have sweet potato ice cream.">Other.
>>29265834>>"What's your offer?"I am curious
>>29265834>"Who's saying I won't get two in a row with Oorai?"These colors don't run, kay
>>29265834Day early, huh?
>"Sounds tempting, but you don't have sweet potato ice cream.">"Who's saying I won't get two in a row with Oorai?"
>>29265834>"Sounds tempting, but you don't have sweet potato ice cream."Or Sweet Miho Pie.
>>29265834"I'm off the market, Kay."
>>29265834>"What's your offer?"
>>29265834Sweet....a day early. >"Sounds tempting, but you don't have sweet potato ice cream."Captcha: Asiatic metednj, wut
>>29265834>OtherStill got obligations with Darjeeling for the immediate future.I must say it paid off spectacularly, judging from how the Duck Team utilized their tank.
>>29265834>"Who's saying I won't get two in a row with Oorai?"
>>29266186What obligations? We won, we don't have to fight on their team.
>>29266186>>29266228IIRC anyway, was a long-ass time ago
>>29265834>"Sounds tempting, but you don't have sweet potato ice cream."
>>29266259Right, my bad. Just rechecked it myself.I was confused for quite a bit there, since Darjeeling provided for both the Excelsior and the Anglerfish dance.
>>29266764Because we thoroughly wrecked her at every challenge
>>29265834>"What's your offer?"You know, I think it might be a good idea to sell our services to various tanking teams, kinda like Swiss mercenaries. Not right now, of course, but further down the line. We could certainly use the cash.
>>29266984'We' as in Grizzly team or Ooarai? If the former, what makes you say that? None of the crew has ever really mentioned money issues
>>29267071Grizzly, and we could use the cash to help support the team. We get the money, we give it to Miho, and she has Anzu launder it while saying that they have a sponsor or something.
>>29267317If I'm reading what you say right, this would take place after the tournament, correct? At which time the money would not be needed because that was the object of winning the tournament: To raise money to keep the school open.
>>29267395Just sayin' that when we win the tournament, there's no point in continuing to be tank-mercenaries because Ooarai's money problems will be solved. That's all. THat said, I'm looking forward to seeing what Jack has in store for the endgame.
>>29265834>"It's too early to start poaching, Kay, though if its' an open invitation..."
>>29267443We'll probably continue to go to high school because this is just a sport
>>29265834>>"Sounds tempting, but you don't have sweet potato ice cream."Sorry Kay, but we have priorities. And a potentially crazed bitch of an ex if we leave for not-America.By the way, who would be our next match if we're following canon? Anzio?
You make a dramatic gesture of pondering the offer. "Y'know, Kay, it's tempting." You say with a shrug. "...but I'd miss out on all the sweet-potato icecream." You finish with a grin, putting out your hand to shake with Kay. "Sweet Potato Ice cream?" Kay replies with confusion as she shakes your hand. "That's a thing?""It's really pretty good!" Miho says. "You should try it some time!"Kay nods in approval. "Maybe I will." She looks back to you. "Though, if you won't come fight for me, I suppose I'll have to get myself a Pershing or two." Her voice is full of awe as she thinks about the morning's battle. "Definately need to get my hands on one. Mind if we call you when we do? My crew could benefit from your experience with it."You nod. "Sure- got to find one first, though." Kay smiles at you and Miho before pouncing forward and, wrapping an arm around each of you, envelops you both in a massive bear hug. Miho looks about ready to feint and your face is mashed up against Kay's... frontal armor. A few seconds later she lets go. "That was a hell of a fight- keep fighting like that and even Kuromuromine won't be able to stop you!" And with that Kay moves on, leaving you and Miho staring apologetically at each other.From behind you, you hear a cell phone's ringer go off. Sparing a glance backward you see Mako talking to someone- though her face remains calm and passive, she immediately breaks from the crowd.>Follow the sleepy garupan.>"Miho, what's up with Mako?">Other
>>29267749Yeah, I think it was. Too bad it was glossed over in the anime.>>29267815>>Follow the sleepy garupan.
>>29267815>"Miho, what's up with Mako?"
>>29267815>>"Miho, what's up with Mako?"
>>29267815>>Follow the sleepy garupan.Assist the Mako!
>>29267815>Follow the sleepy garupan.
>>29267815>>Follow the sleepy garupan.
>>29267815>Awkward cough.>"So umm... what's up with Mako?">>29267849Considering what tanks the Italians had, I';m not surprised.
>>29267849It might have been glossed over in the anime, but it was shown blow-for-blow in the manga--which, funnily enough, glossed over the fight with Saunders.
>>29267473I kinda would like to see college level tankery.But that's a ways off.
>>29268040>>29268065Well, at least an OVA will eventually be released detailing the glossed over fight.
>>29267924SHeridaaaaaaaaaaaanSop sucking so haaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrd
>>29267815>Follow the sleeping garupan
>>29267815>Follow the sleepy garupan.Saori would know better what's up with Mako anyway.
>>29268164They may suck, but Sheridans have just been one of my favorite light tanks--partially because yes, they could fire rockets alongside tank shells, but between the stubby little cannon and tiny turret, I thought they looked adorable--like really big tankettes.
would you an IS-2, /tg/?
>>29268357I would rather a pic related.
>>29268461...Here's the version not for ants.
>>29268505>ginourmous turret>flat frontMeh
>>29268505What a beautiful piece of machinery.
>>29268505I prefer pic related
>>29268526That ginormous turret is hiding a 183mm autoloader. I think it's worth it.
>>29268555The Centurion 7/1 is the bees knees in WoT.
>>29268581>autoloader>wanting your tank crews to die horrible deaths>1944+70
>>29268616I haven't played WoT on the PC in ages. My computer couldn't handle it.But yes, I'd imagine it is. It's also pretty darn sexy to boot.
>>29268744That extra "e" on the end changes the entire meaning, anon.
>>29268744sure why not>>>29267815>>Follow the sleepy garupan.
>>29268927it's sure looks delicious.
>>29268744>>29268803As you round the corner, you see a scene straight out of a horror film. A M3 Stuart, hull split open, tracks laying to the side, ripped clean off. The barrel was bent at sickening angles, and motor oil and fuel mixed, leaking everywhere. There were scorch marks up the body, and clear signs of cutting on the turret. A thing nobody should ever see
>>29269010That's not really vore.Vore would be more shoving Goliaths into the barrel of a Sturmtiger.
>>29269010That's panzer gore, anon, not panzer vore.
You don't know what compells you- something just seems off about Mako right now. You slip away from the crowd of victories Oorai students and congratulatory Saunders girls. As you follow Mako, she seems like she's in a trance, stumbling forward like she was sleep-walking. "Mako!" You call out, as you clear the crowd. Mako seems to ignore you, walking forwards towards the beach and the ocean."Mako! Where are you going?" You dash the last few steps as she reaches the sands and starts taking off her shoes. Glancing back you see that most of Anglerfish has broken away from from the crowd following you. "What's wrong?"Mako finally turns and acknowledges you. "My grandmother is in the hospital. I need to get back to Oorai now- I'll swim if I have to!" Her voice is quiet, grave, and absolutely serious.>Wait for reinforcements.>"She'll be fine, but how will she go on if you're at sea?">"Just wait- there's got to be a better way to get back quickly...">Other.
>>29269531>"Just wait- there's got to be a better way to get back quickly..."
>>29269531>"Just wait- there's got to be a better way to get back quickly..Makos grandmaX Grandpa HAPPENING
>>29269531>>"Just wait- there's got to be a better way to get back quickly..."We'll find a way. If there isn't one, we'll *make* a way.
>>29269531> OtherKay, you wouldn't happen to have a Sherman DD with you- nah, it'll never make it...>"Just wait- there's got to be a better way to get back quickly..."Just a thought. Shouldn't both Ooarai and Saunders schoolship be at port during a match?
>>29269598Broke her hip the fun way?
>>29269531>>"Just wait- there's got to be a better way to get back quickly..."Can Mako even swim?
>>29269669The schoolship would be yes, but those things aren't exactly the fastest way to get to the actual town
>>29269672Would she make it more than 50 meteres is the better question.
>>29269531Find a car. Commandeer it with promises of rides in Black Jack.
>>29269813Are we even on the same island? I don't know how Japan works
>>29269669Seems as good an idea if any. We'll need either a boat or a plane ride. Preferrably the latter-it's faster.See if we can't get Anzu to pay for a plane ticket-it's a good enough reason.
>>29269531>"Just wait- there's got to be a better way to get back quickly..."RICHARD! FIND ME A VEHICLE! WE ARE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL!
>>29269900What's the fastest thing we can find and drive proficiently?
>>29269860Then we'll commandeer a goddamn plane or helicopter, fuck the rules, we drive tanks in a sport dominated by females.
>>29269967IT'S DRACHE TIME
>>29269956Depends. What's quicker than a tank, drives like a tank, and is easily found on a carrier?
>>29270020Infantry fighting vehicles?
>>29270020Well since Saunder's is still in the area, I wonder if we can airdrop a Chaffee?
>>29270047If we can get a Chaffee, why not just go whole hog and just loan a Hellcat?
>>29270144Well I'm considering size of the vehicle, and I don't think they would bring a Hellcat because it's an open-top vehicle.
>>29269531>>"Just wait- there's got to be a better way to get back quickly..."
>>29269531>"Let's ask Kay!"
"Wait... Just stop." You plead. "We can get you there a lot faster if you don't get yourself killed by swimming out to sea..." You move around, putting yourself between the upset girl and the ocean- at least she'd have to get past you at this point."What's wrong, Mako?" Saori's the first on the scene, followed by her best friend Hana and finally Yukari and Miho."Need to get back to Oorai- my grandmother was taken to the hospital." Mako says, trying to get past you. You do an excellent job of stopping her- it helps that she probably weighs eighty pounds and isn't terribly strong. "Right now-" She says, squirming to try to get past you.At this point you feel a cold shadow descend over you. "Take our helicopter." A voice from behind you says. You turn slowly and see Maho, staring at your group with Erika standing behind her.>"We don't need your help.">"Maho? Why are you helping?">Other.
>>29272694>Other.Thank them and get going
>>29272694Just nod at her, and tell Mako to get a move on.
>>29272694> OtherJust accept the help and thank them.
>>29272694>"... You have a helicopter?">This would probably be legitimately pretty cool to Russells.>"Thanks! We won't forget this."
>>29272694>Other."...You have a helicopter? Thank you, thank you very much"
>>29272732>>29272733>>29272747We don't have much of a choice now do we.
>>29272845Crap, I also forgot to support these.
>>29272747This. We probably don't have experience with that kind of money.
>>29272732Sounds good to me.
>>29272694>"We don't need your help."I'm just curious what would happen were we to break from canon.
>>29273280> You do need our help> Okay
>>29273280>Mako breaks down crying>Quits senshado
"What?" You manage to blurt out. You expect a lot of things from non-Miho Nishizumis- that had not been one of them.Erika seems to have come to your same conclusion and, much to her evident embarassment blurts the same thing at the same time as you. She quickly composes herself though. "Commander! You can't lend them our helicopter!"Maho turns and looks at Erika like a pupil who had failed a test. "This, too, is senshado." She answers, before turning back to Mako and Saori. "There is no faster way I can think of to get you to your grandmother.">"Mako, go see your grandmother.">"Thank you, Maho.">Other.
>>29273654>"Thank you, Maho.">"Mako, go see your grandmother."
>>29273654>>"Mako, go see your grandmother.">>"Thank you, Maho."Shit, that is pretty fucking bitching. Maho: Redeemed in our eyes.
>>29273654>>"Mako, go see your grandmother.">>"Thank you, Maho."
>>29273654>>"Mako, go see your grandmother.">>"Thank you, Maho."whynotboth.jpg
>>29273654>>"Thank you, Maho.">>"Mako, go see your grandmother."We should put together some sort of thank you gift. Yknow, a plate of cookies or something like that
>>29273728a plate of cupcakes shaped like 90mm APCR rounds?
>>29273808Only if we make Rose bake them.
>>29273808>Maho commands a Tiger I.We should give her T-34/76 1942 turret cupcakes.
>>29274208:D or we could give her Cupcakes that look like miho's face just to see the siscon reaction
Mako looks from Maho, to Miho, and to you. Miho speaks first: "Go on, Mako! Your grandmother needs you!" she says with an enthusiastic smile. "We'll come when we can!"You nod, and look over to Maho. "Thanks." You say simply with a polite nod. Maho nods back to you. Her and Erika, who remains thankfully quiet- you assume that since yesterday Maho had briefed her second-in-command on the meaning of 'if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all'- walk a short distance to find...Well, it's technically a helicopter, though like nothing you were expecting- it's large fusilage looks like it was taken directly from some ancient transport aircraft and, instead of the usual main-rotor/tail-rotor set-up that you and most other people are used to, it instead has two spindly booms jutting out from each side, each with a counter-rotating propeller.You look over at Miho and speak quietly, hopefully with Maho hearing. "That thing flies?" You ask incredulously.She nods. "Very well! Erika is quite proficiant with the Drache!" You're still not entirely convinced- the thing looks experimental at best. Nonetheless, Mako boards the craft as its engines cough and power to life. As Maho's about the close the doors, though, Saori jumps forward. "I'll go with you!" She shouts, running forward to embark.
NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST!>We're mistaken for someone else.>A long-delayed reunion.>These girls have civilian clothes?Girls und Panzer Quest will return Sunday at 5-6PM PST!Follow me on twitter for schedule updates and to find out when the thread goes live!https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ
>>29274452Next time! We skip straight to the Anzio post victory party!Isn't it sad, Anchovy?
>>29274475>>We're mistaken for someone else.>>A long-delayed reunion.oh shit
Anyone gonna write?
>>29274625In the morning
>>29275661Better keep this up, then ;)