> Monday, September 30th, 2013SITUATION: http://pastebin.com/Ac5gJdwqMECHANICS: http://pastebin.com/Se82xDLeCREW ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/qVD3DM17TANK ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/UCXDAajgTHE SHOP: http://pastebin.com/ZMy4Q2sqTODAY’S WRITEFAG: http://pastebin.com/Dc11EXT9 - UNLIMITEDArchive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Girls%20Und%20Panzer:%20LGA%20QuestYou are Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President and new commander of Lafayette Girls Academy’s revived Tankery Team.Oh goddamn last night killed you.You yawn heavily as you rise out of your bed. You check the time, 5:00 AM. Huh, turns out staying up later makes you get up earlier. Who would’ve thought that. You look around to see your dorm in partial shambles. Pillow feathers here and there, a staff member lying on the floor asleep, all that good stuff.You look down to see Kitten curled up next to you in bed, sleeping like a baby. Too cute.Your phone vibrates on you, and check the caller.“Fredendall”> Answer> Don’t Answer
>>29256694>Don’t AnswerAlso, go recruit the Otakus already
>>29256694>AnswerHonestly, I think we'd regret ignoring her more than dealing with her shit.
>>29256770Bretty sure she's just going to taunt us, but yeah, better to know how she sabotaged our efforts now
>>29256799Hey, just voicing my opinion.
> Answer“Allo, allo?” you say mockingly.“Well, if it isn’t Lafayette Girls Academy’s own little white knight back from her field trip. You have fun?”“Well, more fun than talking to you, Fredendall.”“I’m offended! Shucks, I have to tell you though, I’m not calling you just to put you down. This is purely business. Today’s the day we gotta choose the ship’s next destination. I’d prefer some place close so we get Shore Leave earlier, you know?”“Yeah, I figured.”“Anyway, since I’m still suspended until the first of October, my VP little miss Fairless is in charge of the decision. All the councils are gonna meet up in the Senior Offices in the Command tower after school. I’d advise you be there. Not like your word has any meaning, just saying, you might as well.”“Yeah, whatever, Fredendall. Is there anything else?”“Nah, nah. I will admit though, she probably won’t be happy to know what you’ve been doing with the Sophomore Budget. Anyway, that’s all for now. Lates.”You sigh, hanging up. Well, at least that was amicable enough.What shall you do now?> Freshen up> Check Email (1 NEW MESSAGE)> Wake Staff> Call Someone (Specify)> Other
>>29256846>> Check Email (1 NEW MESSAGE)
>>29256846> Check Email (1 NEW MESSAGE)
>>29256846>Check Email (1 NEW MESSAGE)Oh boy, a Nigerian Prince wants to sponsor us!
>>29256909I say we take him up on his offer, what could go wrong?
>>29256942I know, right? Why would a nobleman have any interest in scamming us?
> Check Email (1 NEW MESSAGE)You check your email as you head over to the bathroom to freshen up.From: Ashley Ursula Lutz – ITL Provost OfficialTo: Gertrude PoolGood morning, Gertrude! After a very late night settling on locations, brackets, and all other nonsense regarding the World Tournament, we have finally found a location for the Lafayette Girls Academy – William Adams Naval Academy Match. It will be set in France! In land France to be exact. The exact location will be determined later, and it will be sent to 72 hours ahead of the match, along with the chosen flag tank, maps, etc.The Date of the match will be October 12th! So I would advise you to get some practice in before the match starts, heck, maybe even get to know your opponents! Regardless, as your ITL liaison, I cannot wait until your match! I’m sure you’ll beat the snot of William Adams!And if you don’t, well bad luck, but have fun anyway!Sincerely yours, Ashley Ursula LutzYou nod as you brush your teeth. That’s cool. You’re about to put the phone away when your phone pings again with a new email.From: NOVA Tank Museum OfficialTo: Gertrude PoolGertrude! Although you only mentioned NOVA Tank Museum a total of once to the reporters, we’ve seen a marked increase in visitors along with a proportional increase in profits. Thusly, we are proud to sponsor Lafayette Girls Academy with a regular donation of 5,000 Dollars every Monday.Happy tanking!You nod again, a little happier. You also remember Casablanca’s money supposed to come today as well.> SPONSORSHIP MONEY> + 10,000 DOLLARSWith that, you hurridly get the shower out of the way, and finally step out, dressed. Nancy has already woken up and gotten to work on breakfast. “Morning, President. You sleep well?” She looks at you closer. “Something happening today?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>29257015>It will be set in France! In land France to be exact. The exact location will be determined later, and it will be sent to 72 hours ahead of the matchUh, France is pretty big, what if it's somewhere across the country from where we're at when they tell us? For that matter, transporting the tanks across the country would be costly as shit, how's that gonna work?
>>29257046>Uh, France is pretty bigYeah, 4 hours by tank!
>>29257015> BoastAww, I wanted Trudy to have a go at breakfast.
You're pretty much solidifying Walter Christie as Tank Hell with that writefagging , Schteel.
>>29257015>Ashley Ursula Lutzcharacters in this quest sure have some... interesting names.
>>29257136THEY MUST DIE.Also, that reminds me, I want to see what the Aces think of them.
> BoastYou nod, grinning. “We got our sponsorship money and the location and date of our first match! It’ll be on the 12th in France!” You walk up next to her and take in the smell of FRESHLY COOKED BUTTERMILK PANCAKES. Aaaahhhh…Nancy smiles. “Oh! Excellent, I just adore France! It’ll be a real blast!”You lean in closer to the cooking pancakes. “Yeeeaaahh… Also we have to meet up with the Councils after school. Gotta decide where we’re going to head to. Of course we gotta make it France.”Nancy nods. “Righto, President!” She finishes off the pancakes then starts settling them onto five plates. “Pancakes?”You pout. “As if that’s a question.” You quickly took up a plate of pancakes and a fork, along with a healthy dealthy dash of syrup.You sit down on your bed and switch on the TV, deciding to eat and watch the news idly. Your staff meanwhile have begun waking themselves up, and as they do you fill them in on the situation.Lisa rubs her head, groaning. “Oh god… a meeting? With Fredendall?”You shake your head. “Nah, it’ll be with Bernadette Fairless and the rest of the Senior Council along with Betty and the Juniors. Won’t need to even talk about Fredendall the entire day!”Lisa stretches her arms out, yawning in a surprisingly high pitched way. “Alright… As long as we don’t have to deal with her.”> Talk with someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29257190>> Read a Book (Specify)>> Consult the Shop (Specify)Read the borrowed book.>imrpoved suspension on all tanks, ask about the super sherman
>>29257190Consult the shop, Comp-Spec the Chi ha and I'll agree too improved suspensions for everyone.
>>29257190> Consult the Shop (CompSpec vintage Jap tank, improved suspensions on all crewed tanks)Gotta improve on what we have now for our first match.
>>29257190Say Schteel, wasn't there supposed to be some re-election sometime soon?
So getting Fairless to point us at France will be our next hurdle, eh? Seems like she'll push for somewhere else just to spite us.I suggest we contact the junior council to propose shore leave in France before the meeting, and maybe finally get them to spill why they act like the senior council has their balls in a vice. Getting them on board might be useful beyond just as a crew.
>>29257204>>29257228>>29257265Didn't we want to get the Ordnance bundle too?
>>29257190Well, this was what was agreed on last time.TYPE 97 SHORT BARREL 120mm GUN TANK (VINTAGE) Upgrade to Competition Spec: 10,000 DollarsKV-85 (8.5cm D-5T): 23,000 DollarsOrdnance QF Bundle: 30,000Improved Suspension 1 light 7 Meds 2 Heavies: 8,75071,750
>>29257315Yep, this gets my vote.Also, we should call someone about disassembling the Ultra-Sherman then put Lisa on selling the bits, if you guys still want to do that.
>>29257276I think that there was a rumour that one might happen after that article but it's not happening for definite yet.I could be remembering things wrong.
>>29257315Going with this.
>>29257315Sweet jesus, thank you for calculating all that.> Consult the shop“Hey, Mr. Mishka, what’s up?”“Not much. Calling for business?”“Sure thing!”> TYPE 97 SHORT BARREL 120mm GUN TANK (VINTAGE) Upgrade to Competition Spec: 10,000 Dollars> KV-85 (8.5cm D-5T): 23,000 Dollars> Ordnance QF Bundle: 30,000 Dollars> Improved Suspension on all crewed tanks: 8,750 Dollars“Alright, typed that up. Anything else, you want to confirm that?”> CONFIRM?> Y/N> Other
>KV1S to KV85 : 23 000 Dollars>STUG III AUSF. E to STUG III AUSF. F : 14 500 Dollars>CHURCHILL MARK IV to CHURCHILL MARK VII : 30 000 Dollars>SENTINEL AC I to SENTINEL AC III : 17 000 DollarsWe can afford to do one of these too, each would be a good upgrade.The Elefant at 33 000 Dollars looks nice and armored, too bad we don't have a crew for it.
>>29257315Supporting, and I still haven't given up on an eventual KV-122.
>>29257315Okay, but first let's put in the improved suspension first and see if we can get a discount on the kv-85
>>29257315I don't think we agreed on everything there. Comp speccing the TYPE 97 was agreed on as was the Ordnance bundle. Improved Suspension price is out of date there since I didn't take into account the lack of T34/76. So ti should be 8,000 for our current tanks, not 8,750. I would have preferred upgrading the StuG but I guess that's not that important.>>29257368Oh shit, Schteel! Looky Looky! My math is messed up and wrong!
>>29257368Is it cheaper for the KV-1S to be converted with improved suspension first?Also I thought we can only convert one tank at a time?
>>29257368>> Y>>29257400I doubt the Theater crew practices with the T-34 everyday.
>>29257405You can convert as many tanks as you want. However, there is a queue if you're converting multiple tanks.
>>29257368If we're comp.specing the Chi-ha and giving it improved suspension. Shouldn't we give it extra armor as well?
>>29257368>> Y>>29257440I'm pretty sure it already have applique armor.
>>29257432It's unavailable right now and won't be in time for the match in all likelihood. Thus, we don't need to upgrade just yet.>>29257440Ehh...is it that important? I don't think it'll be in combat. Or not DIRECT combat anyway.>>29257448Doesn't. Check the Pastebin.
>>29257460It's unavailable right now and won't be in time for the match in all likelihood. Thus, we don't need to upgrade just yet.It's only 750 and something we're planning to put the Rifle crew back in. It's hardly going to kill us.>Doesn't. Check the Pastebin.I get the impression that the extra armor would only serve to slow something as fragile as the Type 97 anyway.
>>29257460Still doesn't hurt. especially in a ambush or something. better to be prepared afterall.Can we talk about the super sherman, and selling the parts?
Can we ask if the extra armor will slow the tank before making the assumption?
>>29257493If by chance it gets selected as a Flag Tank, it's gonna need the armor to survive in the field in any case.
>>29257550A quarter inch isn't going to do anything to its survival chances against any half-decent tank, speed will be its best option.
>>29257550Is the Flag tank randomly selected?
> Y> - 71,000“Yeah, that’ll be it, Mr. Mishka. Thanks.”“Alright, also I just got word that you got an Ultra-Sherman for Walter Christie, just turned up today in fact. What a sorry machine. I assume you be wanting to sell it or something?”“Well, maybe strip it down for parts, see what we can salvage.”“I’ll call you later, I’ll have to calculate prices and other sorts for the poor machine. The Chi-Ha will be the first converted too. I’ll get to applying the parts as well, will let you know about discounts later. In the meantime, good luck in the tournament.”“Thanks, Mr. Mishka!”With that settled. You now own quite a lot of things. However, you still have to head to school. You pack up your bags and stretch out your arms. You look to see that the rest of your staff, minus Kitten who’s still sleeping soundly, are also prepared for school.“Right girls,” you say, “You ready?”They all nod. “Ready!”You tuck Kitten in, and then all of you leave your dorm and make for school.> Talk with someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>I will admit though, she probably won’t be happy to know what you’ve been doing with the Sophomore Budget.Am I the only one worried about this? Shouldn't we do something about it?
>>29257582Read a book.Readd>>29257582 the borrowed book
>>29257582>Read the Soldier of Tomorrow
>>29257582> Call Someone (Junior Council)Ask for backup in case Fairless says no to taking us to France
>>29257582> Read a Book (Soldier of Tomorrow)Go to the library to read.
>>29257592All you have to do to get away with this kind of thing is tell the Sophomore President to deny everything, and for you to deny everything.So long as there's no witnesses and no one to corroborate, the case won't go anywhere
>>29257582We're early right? Head for the Library and read the Soldier of Tomorrow.
>>29257619We can't we have classes
>>29257619Good idea, let's read in half the time.
>>29257582> Read a Book (Soldier of Tomorrow)Take it to the library, if we have time before classes to spare.
> Read a Book (The Soldier of Tomorrow) It’s a somewhat chilly day outside, but at least it’s not winter. You decide to read through the book as you all walk to school.Nancy looks over at you. “Hey, President, you’ve been reading a lot lately,” she says.You nod. “Of course! Good students read, don’t they?”“Implying that’s the only thing they do,” says Lisa. “What are you even reading?”You shrug. “Something for… English class I think?”Lisa rolls her eyes. “Figures. You can’t even remember what you’re reading it for.”You scoff. “Well! At least I read in my own time! Unlike the Elementary school teachers who’d scold you for reading during recess because it makes the other students feel bad.”Lisa growls. “Hated being that kid.”> The Soldier of Tomorrow: Progress: 40%You all arrive at the school campus. You’ve got some time before class. What shall you do now?> Head to Class> Talk with someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29257704GO TO THE LIBRARY AND READ THE SOLDIER OF TOMORROW
>>29257704> Talk with Sophomore PrezGotta get her on our side about France as well as make sure she has her budget in order.
>>29257704>> Read a Book (Specify)Also did we put the extra armor on the Chi-Ha?
>>29257704> Call Someone (Betty Grable: Junior Council Prez)Ask if the Senior VP is favoring a particular place for the next Shore Leave. She might have mentioned something in passing to Betty or her staff at least.
>>29257727>>29257774Let's do that during lunch. Now's a great time for reading after all.
>>29257727>>29257774It's too early
>Buying the QF bundle>Not the KwK bundle Shit, I come in here and already fucked up 30k $.
> Read a Book (Specify)> Go to LibraryYou bid goodbye to your staff and head to the library. As you enter, you spot only a few people here and there browsing for books, using the computers, etc. Nothing too out of the ordinary. You sit down at a nice comfortable chair and then begin reading.> The Soldier of Tomorrow: Progress: 60%You check the time. Still a few minutes before you need to get to class. Strange though, you haven’t spotted Niven at all actually.Actually, you’ve decided to give the Library another onceover. You finally see something strange with it. At the entrance were two posters, one on the left a red poster advertising the Reading Club. On other side was a blue poster advertising the Writing Club. You scratch your chin as you look at both. They seem practically identical. The thing that strikes you odd is the fact there is a Reading and Writing Club.They must have had some sort of schism. Wonder what that could be.You shrug then head off to class. Math class. You sit down in your seat, nodding and greeting a few other students, then wait patiently for class to startALARM… You fell asleep again. Eh, could be worse.ALARMEnglish class is pretty much naptime anyway. What have you go to lose?ALARMWho bothers with Chemistry anyway?> Go to lunch> Find your staff> Other
>>29257904Why would we want the KwK bundle?
>>29257939>> Go to lunch
>>2925790417 Pounder man, worth it.
>>29257939> Go to lunch> Find Junior Prez.
>>29257939>> Go to lunchThey'll be there.
>>29257987I thought Juniors were in a seperate lunch period.
>>29257987>>29257989Wait, don't they have lunch before us? Maybe we can catch them after school before the meeting.
>>29257967To put on what?
>>29257939Damnit Trudy, get yourself together. This isn't earning you brownie points for the re-election.> Go to lunch> Call Betty Grable, fish for info on next Shore Leave destination.
>>29258029Either a Sherman or the Sentinel.
>>29258029Either the Sentinel or (hopefully) the Churchill.
>>29258006>>29258014Shit I forgot about that. Disregard that, I suck cocks.>>29258029Sentinel. Firefly down the line perhaps.
>>29258048We could fit that Ultra Sherman with the 17pdr. Dunno how much that might cost though.
> Go to lunchYou stand in line, eager for some nice healthy meals of lunch.Oh wait, it’s just rice curry. Welp.You poke it a little, and you shit yourself not, you swear it must have deflated a little. Could be worse though. It could be trying to eat you. THAT’D BE AN INTERESTING REVERSAL.You walk out of the line with your newly acquired food and see your staff at the usual table. “Girls,” you greet them all and sit down next to Nancy. “Anything cool happen to you guys?”Lisa shrugs. “Not much, just some more notes and a quiz. You?”You sigh. “I fell asleep.”“Well,” says Nancy, “I suppose it’s understandable, President. Education must come a bit harder to you.”You roll your eyes. “Well, whatever.”> Talk with someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29258041>>29258048I guess the sentienel, but I prefer to have it equip with the 6-pounder gun, or the 25 pounderour sherman can't become a firefly.
>>29258060Very expensive.If we do that, it'll have to be done by ourselves. 50,000 is tremendously expensive. It'll take much longer to take it apart ourselves since we're not professionals but at least we won't have to give away 50,000 on a single tank.
>>29258129>> Read a Book (Specify)Soulders of Fortune
>>29258129Wow. I'm starting to feel underapreciated by our peers.
>>29258129> Talk with someone (Lisa)Ask about he fundraising thing we asked her to organize
>>2925813417 Pounder is a better AT gun than the 6 and 25 though. (Or so I thought.)>>29258129> Talk with someone:Ramirez, have we been keeping up with the student council shit we should have been?
>>29257944Upgrade StuG and Pz. IV, you know, just our best tanks.
>>29258206A good argument. Except no one is inside the Pz4 right now. The Ordnance bundle allows upgrades to two of our tanks, possibly a third.
>>29258129> Talk with someone (Lisa)>>29258181>have we been keeping up with the student council shit we should have been?What are we even supposed to be doing? We just sort of jumped headlong into tankery.
>>29258129>Talk with everyone about the Sophomore funds.
>>29258206The stug is manned by a new team, and I rather not upgrade their gun until their used to the tank and the panzer 4 is not being manned
>>29258206The Pz. IV is crewless for now.
So our next priority is the KwK bundle? We should be able to find a crew for the Panzer pretty easy.
>>29258129> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)did we study the team we're about to face? if so, then...> Otherarrange to have some more tank drilling time. get our crews up to snuff. more so once the upgrades are done. they have to get familure with them.
>>29258251Well it ain't *my* lack of insight, I'll tell you that much.
>>29258281>arrange to have some more tank drilling time. get our crews up to snuff.I'm not so sure yet. We need to boost the Delinquents' morale before we schedule more training. It's too low for my liking.What do you guys think of skipping gunnery practice for a couple sessions to double down on maneuvering? From our last mock battle, we just can't drive in formation effectively which is pretty damn important.
>>29258279What exactly is a KwK bundle? I've never been quite clear about that. Is it the gun? Shells for the gun?
> Talk with someone (Lisa)“So, Lisa. Have you found any chances for us getting a fundraiser?”Lisa shakes her head. “Nah. I’ve been calling around between classes, seeing if anybody had need for a bunch of tank girls. Turns out there’s very little work available. In terms of other ways of raising money. I suppose they really haven’t occurred to me.”You say, “How about a car wash? I Mean, get a bunch of high school girls together, soak ‘em down with water and soap. We’ll make plenty of money easy!”Nancy says, “That could work.”Lisa says, “Yeah, but at most that’d only get us a couple hundred dollars, unless we want to really charge.”“You’ll think of something, right?” you ask.Lisa nods, sighing. “I will. Of course, we also have to consider that we’re or more or less spending a lot of money on Tankery.”You bite the inside of your cheek, grunting. “Yeah. I suppose in all this excitement I completely forgot about being Class President. What’s our class budget like?”“Our class budget is the Tankery Budget. That’s basically it. I don’t think we could afford to just set aside money, we need every dollar-“ Lisa taps her fingers on the table for emphasis, “-into Tankery. Otherwise, we’re fucked.”You nod. “Of course. We’ll see at the Meeting though.”> Finish up and Head to PE> Talk with someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29258376> Call Someone (Specify)Betty GrableLet's get this sorted out before the meeting. Maybe try for a recruitment.
>>29258279Is it worth it? One reason the Ordnance bundle is good is that it allows upgrades for 3 tanks, in theory anyway. The KwK bundle gives us upgrades for only two tanks at present.That's not an argument against though. It just means we need to be selective with future purchases to maximize value. E.g. Another Panther chassis would give the KwK bundle excellent value.On that note, Dammit Schteel, what are you doing? First we could go Russian with 3 T-34 variants, now we have the possibility of 3 Sherman variants. But you only gave us British and German gun bundles. Stop confusing us!Just kidding, I like the variety. Keeps things interesting.
>>29258376Read a bookSoldier of fortune
>>29258376> Read a Book (Specify)The future soldier one. I think we have everything pretty much straightened out; nothing needs our attention at this moment.
>>29258376> Read a Book (Soldier of Tomorrow)Library if possible.
>>29258434Going with this.It helps to know what we're gonna expect in the meeting.
>>29258376WASH CARSNO HANDSGYM UNIFORMSNO BRAS
>>29258506Can't we have P.E. soon
>>29258535ALL GIRLS ACADEMYSHIPI know this is /tg/ but not everyone's a lesbian!
>>29258376You know you're fucked financially if even a Jew can't think of a way to raise money
>>29258577>Ramirez' boyfriend>Everyones parents and other family>Still a lot of lesbians>Hmmmm lesbians
> Read a Book (The Soldier of Tomorrow)You crack open The Soldier of Tomorrow again. You flip through a few pages detailing the role of Infantry in today’s modern combat, which hasn’t really changed much from previous eras, take and hold positions.> The Soldier of Tomorrow: Progress: 70%ALARMWelp, that’s the bell there. You bid your staff farewell then head out to gym practice. You change out of your uniform into the navy blue shirt and shorts that Lafayette Girls calls the gym uniform.“Right,” says the Coach. “Today, we’re going to have physical evaluations.”Everyone groans, except for you. Scrubs.The Coach walks up to you. “Pool, I don’t need to test you to know that you’re already in shape. Would you like to help us test out the students?”> Y/N> Other
>>29258624>> YAHAHA, TIME TO MOLEST FRESHMAN
>>29258624> YWe're responsible and dependable.
>>29258624>NLiterately now way that won't end without us seeming like an asshole
>>29258670I dunno, but whipping them into shape/making them seem like failures in comparison won#t exactly make us popular
>>29258688It's just testing them. We can do that in a non demeaning way.
>>29258672>>29258688We're one of the best students in our PE class, they all already depend on us in team sports, and we've helped out the coach before. I see absolutely that this is a bad idea. We're a leader and a leader leads and is depended on. Kinda why we were made Sophomore President.
> YYou nod. “Alright, Coach.”With that, you take the helm as unofficial coach. PE Evaluations mostly run the gauntlet of endurance, flexibility, and strength. Of course, this means running, stretching, and the flexed arm-hang or pull ups if they’re feeling daring today. Most just go for the former.You time Willie Hanna as she does the flexed arm-hang on the pull up bar. Minimum to pass is 30 seconds for all students. Minimum for A+ is a minute thirty seconds. “10 more seconds, Hanna,” you say, holding the stopwatch.Hanna puffs her red as tomato cheeks out as she struggles to hold it. The sweatdrops are less dripping and more explosively hurling themselves from her face.“30 seconds.”Hanna immediately drops down, exhaling in great relief, holding her arms.“Great job!” you say, smiling. She simply walks past you. “Alright, next!”Next up is the running. Minimum to pass is 20 laps around the gym. Minimum for an A+ is 55 laps.Nicole Grant and Hanna clearly strain themselves running, and all you do is stand aside counting their laps. You count their 20th. “20th lap.”They immediately run past and lie down on the floor.Next p is the flexibility stuff. Not as aching, but just as annoying and tiring. Mostly consists of reaching behind your back to grab your hands, planking, leg exercises. Nothing out of the ordinary occurs.The Coach pats your shoulder, smiling proudly. “Thanks for your hard work, Pool.”You nod, smiling back. “Anytime!”You decide on hitting the showers once class time is up. As you strip out of your uniform, you’re approached by Hanna, who looks positively dead. “Gertruuuude! Why does the Coach like you so much that you can skip all this!?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
Mmm, if we could salvage the Spersh for the Ferdi, we'd have one hell of an area denial TD.Also >>Y
>>29258622>hmmmm lesbiansLook at my ship, my ship is amazingGive it a sniff (hmm it smells just like tanking!)Run by SCP Pool, it is also a school,and it's all really cool when you're having a car wash (ooh thats sexy!)Do you think so? Well I really should show you were the lesbians do playSweet lesbians, hmmm sweet lesbiansSweet lesbians, yeah sweet lesbians(interlude)Get on my ship, I'll take you 'round the 7 seas and all the other oceans too.(I think you will find that the 7 seas pretty much cover all of them)Shut up woman get on my ship!
>>29258929I'm not sure what to make of this.
>>29258899> PoliteAlso,>Physical Demonstration of our ability.
>>29258899> PolitePoor Hannah
>>29259011>Bench her right there to assert dominance
>>29259068>>29258984Parody of Magical Trevor, look it up
>>29258899>Because I could run the 55 laps with you on my back
> PoliteYou blush a little. “Oh, it’s nothing. I just keep in shape, you know? Jogging, walking, some heavy lifting.”Hanna frowns as the both of you walk into the showers. You turn yours on and let the water hit you. “Well,” says Hanna, “maybe I’d exercise more if it meant I could get out of gym whenever I want.”“Hey, it’s not about getting out of gym, it’s about being healthy!” you say. “You let yourself go, you die earlier, that’s just how it is sometimes.”Hanna nods. “I suppose. Still, it’s so hard!”“Well, you need to settle into a routine. Try gradualism. You build yourself up over a period of time, say a month. Try this, you go out every three days a week, alternate walking and running. As you go, add a minute or so to each. Guarantee you, you’ll be running marathons after a couple months.”Hanna grunts. “I’ll consider it.”With that, you finish off your shower. It’s time for Theatre Class!…Oh right, you don’t do all that much in Theatre Class.MAYBE HISTORY CLA-ALARMWait, you fell asleep. That doesn’t count. Wh-ALARMOh for- You fell asleep again.> Find your staff> Head to the Command Tower> Head Home> Call Someone (Specify)> Other
>>29259199>Head to the drug store, get something against narcolepsy.
>>29259199>> Call Someone (Specify)Betty Grable
>>29259235This!>>29259233Also this! But afterwards!
>>29259199>Find your staffI don't think Gertrude's time line is that healthy, she seems to be leaping.
>>29259199> Othergo to the doctor, we might have sleeping sickness. or narcolepsy.other wise.>Call Grable as we head to the command tower
>>29259199> Call Someone (Betty Grable)> Find staff
>>29259199>Find your staffThen get to the Command Tower
>>29259147Everyone loves Lesbian Gertude. 'Cause the girls that she does are ever so prude.Look who she screwed, it is really too lewd.To do as she wish, she had her subdued.Lighting a cig, it's Lesbian Gertrude.Everyone's seen how her bed-girls have accrued.Look at her there with her leathery, leathery whip!It's made of love, and with a little flip...Yeah, yeah, yeah, the girl feels hot.Yeah, yeah, yeah, the girl feels hot.Hot, hot, hot from her loving spanking.Yeah!What did she see in Trude's harem dungeon?She saw boobs, lots of boobs, lots of boobs.Oh boobs, lots of boobs, lots of boobs.Yeah, yeah!
> Find your staff> Call Someone (Betty)“Hey, Betty, what’s up?”“Not much. Listen, I might be a little late coming to the meeting today, I got some things to settle with my teachers and my student advisor.”“Alright, I was just calling because well… we need to go to France for October’s shore leave. Provided we can it make it happen by… October 12th?”“Let me guess, Tankery?”“Yes, Tankery. Can you help me?”“Well, I’ll see what I can do. Maybe Fairless’ll be reasonable.”“Alright. Take care, okay?”“You too.”You hang up and head out of the building. You find your staff idly chatting with each other just outside the campus. You wave, and they notice you, waving back. “President!” greets Nancy. “What’s up?”You shake your head. “Sleepy day today. Nothing exciting.”“Ever think you have narcolepsy?” asks Lisa.“Preposterous. I think I’d know if I had narcowhatsit, Lisa,” you say. “Anyway, let’s get to the Command tower and get this over with.”Nancy says, “Oh, Fairless called me, she wanted to get your number. And also, we might be there a little longer than just deciding the new Shore Leave location.”You raise an eyebrow. “Why’s that?”Lisa says, “We gotta sort out club activities, applications, budget allocations, yearly events like Battle of the Classes, pep rallies, concerts, fundraisers, etcetera etcetera. Essentially, we’ve got a lot of stuff on the backburner that needs doing.”You grumble. “Great.”Nancy says, “Bah! But enough of that. Let’s get moving!”> Talk with someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29259471>> Read a Book (Specify)The Soldier of TomorrowWe can finish this book today.
>>29259471> Read a Book (Specify)Soldier of Fortune
>>29259451You got a talent for this, anon.
>>29259471> Talk with someone (Nancy)Not to shirk our responsibilities, but can we ask her to take charge with all of the actual student council stuff? We've got a lot on our plate.
>>29259560Why isn't Kitten on the council with us? She could use some work besides lazing around in her room all day.
>>29259471>>29259534>>29259560Probably this, but let's not ask her to do that but remind us on what to do
>>29258376I realize I'm late to the thread but - What?Why do we have no class budget whatsoever?All of the tankery money has been donations and self raised. Do they expect us to just wish up money for the class all year, or what?
> Read a Book (Specify)> Talk with someone (Nancy)You decide on reading through another section of The Soldier of Tomorrow.> The Soldier of Tomorrow: Progress: 80%“Nancy,” you say as you shut the book up.“Yes?” says Nancy.“I don’t mean to sound lazy, but once we get all this stuff done, would you mind handling the Student Council stuff?”Nancy nods. “Not at all, I can do that. But, I do have to say, President, I can’t really get a lot of things done without your approval.”“That’s fine, just run them by me and we can be straight as an arrow.”“Of course!” says Nancy. “Hopefully not too much stuff requires our attention though, I’d really like to get home before dinner.”You dread going to the meeting just a smidge. Although it does mean free food if it means going past dinner time, it still means you’re stuck there PAST dinner time. You shudder. Not looking forward to it. At the very least, those seniors better have ordered good food. Maybe Chick-Fil-A or some Chinese.You enter the Command Tower, which is filled with faculty members going about their days, filing off grades, waiting in line at the scantron machines. Kate Knispel at the desk looks busy with a teacher so you might as well not bother her. All of you simply head upstairs to the Senior offices.You stand outside the Senior offices doors. Now that you think about it, you’ve never actually been here before. Hell, maybe you’d find a tank in here. You open the door and see the four members of the Senior staff, sitting around at their desks. They all look over at you.The Senior Treasurer whom you identified as Henrietta Carnegie says, “Well, if it isn’t the White Knight.”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>29259832>...is that an insult?
>>29259832>> PoliteThat's new...
>>29259832> PoliteWe should probably text Octivia we may be late for practice
>>29259832> Polite>Minion #1
>>29259922Monday, no practice.
>>29259937Isn't Monday, wensday, and friday practice?
>>29259937Speaking of, what do you guys think of this for tomorrow?>>29258346>skip gunnery, double maneuvering at practice>>29260025Tuesday Thursday
>>29260054I meant for the play, not tankery.We promised Octivia to be in charge of it
> Polite“Carnegie, nice to see you again,” you say. You look over at the table and OH GOD THEY’VE BROUGHT PIZZA YOU’RE GOING TO BE HERE FOREVER.Fairless turns from her position at the window and glares at you from behind those glasses of hers. “Well, Gertrude. Nice of you to join us,” she says. “I assume you already know Betty and her girls are gonna be late?”You nod, as your staff find some empty seats and sit down. “Yeah. I called her after school. She’s talking with some teachers.”“Right,” says Fairless. “Carnegie, Frick, Walker, I assume you all know the Sophomore Class?”Andrea Frick and Claire Walker shrug. “Eh,” they both say.Fairless sighs. “Figures, anyway. We got some work to be doing anyway until they get here. Gertrude,” she points at you, immediately getting your undivided attention. “I want you and your staff to get on club applications. Carnegie and Frick will handle our budgets, with your treasurer’s permission, and Walker will handle miscellaneous stuff.”Nancy asks, “What are you going to do?”Fairless heads for the door. “Freshen up, have a nice break,” she says.Carnegie puffs out a bit of air. “Another smoke break?” Fairless leaves without another word. “Tch, figures,” says Carnegie under her breath. She looks over at you. “Right, gonna get to work?”> Work> Go find Fairless> Talk with someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Other
>>29260098Ooh. Eh. We don't regularly attend anyway.
>>29260105>Work>Call Octivia we may be late
>>29260105>Carnegie and Frick will handle our budgets, with your treasurer’s permissionNOPE
>>29260105> Talk with someone (Carnegie)
>>29260105>WorkMake sure our treasurer has her own set of books to compare with whatever shit they come up with.
>>29260122We do, attend, we just started practicing
>OctiviaPlease, guys, it's "Octavia">>29260105>Work
>>29260197Either way, it's best to inform her of our current predicament and tell her we'll be late for practice
> Work“Right, here’s plenty of applications for clubs.” The Senior Class Executive Claire Walker drops a huge stack of what appear to be application papers. “Simple, give ‘em a skim, then either accept or deny in the space provided.” She hands you two stamps, ACCEPT and DENY.You shrug. Simple enough. You pull up the first application.> DUBSTEP CLUBOh hell no.> DENIEDYou pull out another club. Then ask, Walker, “Can we just deny all of them?”Walker shrugs. “Deny. If they argue the case, then accept if it’s reasonable enough.”You look over at Nancy, who shakes her head disapprovingly. You sigh, then go back to work on it.> DENIED: Friendly Neighbors Club> DENIED: Fans of Arcade Fire> DENIED: Fans of Justin Bieber and Ed Sheeran> ACCEPTED: Ping Pong Club> ACCEPTED: English Tutoring Club> DENIED: Atheists against Christians Club> DENIED: Christians against Atheists Club> DENIED: We hate EVERYTHING Club> DENIED (WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE): Girls for the inclusion of men into Tankery> ACCEPTED: History Tutoring Club> DENIED: Even Better History Tutoring ClubYou sigh. How many clubs are people going to try and open?> Work> Go find Fairless> Talk with someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Other
>>29260503>> WorkThe more work we get through, the faster we can get to practice.
>>29260503>Work> Call Someone (Octavia)
>>29260503> Talk with someone (Carnegie)
>>29260503>Girls for the inclusion of men into Tankery
>>29260587Sounds acceptably manist.
>>29260503>Work>Girls for the inclusion of men into TankeryFind whoever proposed this AND KEELHAUL HER.
>>29260716>Keelhaul>On an academy shipSheeit nikkuh.
>>29260738What, it wouldn't work?
> Work> DENIED: Tumblr Warriors> DENIED: Anime Appreciation Club> DENIED: Girls against Tankery> DENIED: Data Processing Club> ACCEPTED: Flower Arrangement Club> DENIED: Sunday Drive Club> DENIED: White Supremacy Club> DENIED: Black Supremacy Club> DENIED: Green Supremacy ClubYou sigh, leaning over the desk and groaning. “When’s this gonna end?” Lisa talks over the budget with Frick and Carnegie. Saying things in economical terms that you don’t understand. Whatever, if it means getting more money, maybe?Nancy looks over at you. “We’re almost to the bottom of the stack if it makes you feel better.”You shrug. “Kinda does. You both look over at Ramirez, who’s processing more applications more than you and Nancy combined. She’s like some kind of machine. You feel kind of jealous just watching her accept and deny various clubs.Meanwhile, the door opens. Betty and the Junior Staff has arrived. “Hi, sorry I’m late,” says Betty. “Had some stuff to do. Are we working?”Frick nods. “We’re working. I’ll text Bernadette.”> Work> Go find Fairless> Talk with someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Other
>>29260587Girls should stay in the tank and make sandwiches.Wait what
>>29260503>> DENIED (WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE): Girls for the inclusion of men into TankeryAs much as I find the thing, hilarious and intriguing how will we find guys in a all girls academyship
>>29260834That's mostly why you denied it.
>>29260827>> WorkWe're almost done, let's get this finished.> Talk with Betty
>>29260503> DENIED (WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE): Girls for the inclusion of men into Tankerygod damn it schteel! the boys worked well for that other school ship! we could use the help!> Work
>>29260787...well, they might not come out okay. Or at all. What with how keelhauls work.
>>29260873But...there are no men in LGA
>>29260827This is taking too long, where is fairless?As much as I want to look for her.>workWe have work to do.Also what time is it,Are we late for theater practice?
>>29260827>>DENIED: Data Processing Club
>>29260873No idea what you're talking about, it's well a well known fact that tankery is a girl-only sport. The idea of including boys into our team is preposterous.
>>29261033It would be too lewd for this ship.
>>29260873Wrong version of the universe. Ooarai Team Grizzly does not exist in the LGA fork.
> Work> DENIED: Conspiracy Theorists ClubYou sigh. “That’s the last one.”“Great!” says Frick as she loads off another stack of applications.“Oh for fucks sake,” you say out loud. “How many students are trying to start clubs?”Frick shrugs innocently. “There are as many potential clubs as there are students. Persevere why don’t you?”You groan you start sorting through more applications. Thankfully however, you’re saved by Bernadette Fairless’ entrance into the room. She’s got a cigarette hanging out of her mouth, still freshly lit. “Ah, I see everyone’s working.”Nancy says, “You know, it’s bad for you to smoke.”“Well,” says Fairless, “You can get a bloodclot and die if you sit down for too long. Plus the fact that I’m 18 which means I can legally enlist in the Army, fuck a man and get an STD, or drive a car and get into a car accident. I’m sure there’s worse things than smoking.”You say, “Hey, she’s just pointing it out.”Fairless grunts, taking the cigarette out then putting it into a tiny little capsule. You presume it to be for later use. “Anyway,” she says as she sit down in her seat. “Let’s stop the club applications and budget talk for just a second. We gotta talk Shore Leave. Where are we going?”Frick says, “Well, I was thinking we could head to Brazil. I hear it’s a nice place this time of year.”Carnegie nods. “Yeah, always wanted to see Brazil.”You say, “How about France?”The Seniors all look over at you. “Why France?”> Pathos> Ethos> Logos> Other
>>29261137> LogosI don't think the others will work too well...
>>29260912>>29261070remove that glass lid that keeps the men down! we demand equality!
>>29261137> PathosBecause it's fucking FRANCE.FRANCE, don't all girls want to go to the City of Light at some point?
>>29260827>Green Supremacy ClubIs there a Women in Black Club on this boat?>>29261137>Logos
>>29261137> LogosFuel costs. We just came from Morocco, so it'd make sense to go for somewhere close.
>>29261137> DENIED: Conspiracy Theorists Clubwelp.. mulder will have a harder time operating now. thanks,.> Logos
>>29261137>BrazilHUE HUE TIME FOR MONIES>Agree.
>>29261137> Pathos>>29261176I don't see any logical reason to go to France over Brazil, we're going to have to appeal to their emotional side.
>>29261137> PathosI'm not sure how we can approach this. Maybe play up the romanticism? It's their last year so we could convince them it's appropriate or something.
>>29261137You know what?> OtherAmsterdam. Works for everyone including Fairless.
> Logos“Well,” you say as you quietly slink over to grab some pizza. “I was just thinking, I mean, a lot of students study French. Maybe it’d be nice to see Paris, practice out their speaking with native speakers, show them how we Americans do you know?”Fairless scratches her chin, regarding you closely. You shrink a little under her gaze. There’s a marked difference between Fairless and Fredendall. Fredendall’s a complete jerk, affable but still a total raging jerk sometimes.Fairless was just FUCKING SCARY. Maybe it was the way she sat, the way she leant back, carelessly crossing those long legs of hers, the way her perfect breasts just about outmatched yours even if they were bigger, the way her steely blue eyes looked at you as if saying, “I’m going to murder you and your family and there’s nothing you can do about it.”… Fuck, why are you even thinking about this?”“Anyway,” you say, “It’s an educational experience! I mean, Lafayette is named after the Marquis de La Fayette. Maybe it’s time we bring Lafayette back to her spiritual home.”Fairless tilts her head, still staring at you. Maybe what made her scary was the fact that she didn’t blink, at least visibly so.Frick says, “I still say Brazil.”Fairless looks over at Betty, instantly draining her of any happy energy. “What do you think, Betty?”Betty exhales. “Oh! I don’t mind. Anything’s fine!”> Appeal to a Senior (Specify)> Appeal to Fairless> Appeal to Betty> Other
>>29261404> Appeal to FairlessIf she agrees we've got a lock, and approaching her is the less cowardly move than hoping to win majority by sweet-talking Betty.
>>29261404>Appeal to FairlessWouldn't you like to hear a hot guy speak french in your ear?
>>29261404>> Appeal to Fairless
>>29261404...Fucking hell Betty.> Appeal to FairlessWe won't sway her by trying to get majority vote.
>>Appeal to FairlessMarseille is only a few days away. We can get another shore leave quicker than you can say yes.
>>29261404> Appeal to FairlessIts grape harvesting time in France. Plenty of wine festivals.
>>29261404>Appeal to Betty.
>>29261404> Appeal to FairlessJudging from the food served this lunchtime, you'd think that the ship is running low on supplies. We could use some classy cuisine.BTW, Mediterranean or Atlantic side of France?
>>29261404It's France! Country of love! And frog legs.
> Appeal to Fairless“Fairless, uh… Bernadette. Can I call you Bernie?”“No.”“Okay then.” You clear your throat. “Well, Fairless. You know, we could get Shore Leave quicker if we were to dock in say, Cherbourg or Marseille or Dunkirk or Calais. A whole week in the beginning of October. Plus, France is a cool country with a cool language!”Fairless quirks her brow, sizing you up. You feel a bit naked at that. She says, “Comment est votre francais?”… Ah shit.You say the only thing you can say at a moment like this. “Quoi?”Fairless nods. “Alright then,”Frick says, “So, what, we’re going to France?”Fairless shrugs. “Well, do you any of you girls have any better arguments?”Frick and Carnegie look at each other, then shrug. “Well,” says Carnegie. “I suppose France isn’t all that bad.”Carnegie nods. “Betty?”Betty nods. “Sure, France sounds nice.”Fairless grunts, sitting up and leaning forward, looking directly at you. Oh god, please stop that, Fairless. “Alright. If we have no greater objections, I’ll have us scheduled to go to an Atlantic port in France.”Aw yi-“However,” says Fairless, “Gertrude. I would suggest you’d study on your French. If it’s a trip where you want to speak the language, you might as well start speaking it.”You nod violently. “Sure!”“Right,” says Fairless. “Back to work.”> Work> Talk with someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Other
>>29261741>Work>Talk with Someone (Fairless)So what's it like being the VP to Satan?
>>29261741> WorkQuestioning eyebrow at Betty. We need to break that grip of fear the senior council has on her.
>>29261741>> WorkNeed to brush up on our french now.might need to brush up on Japanese too.Maybe there are books for that?
>Atlantic port in FranceWhat are the odds we're going to end up in Cayenne? a french port on the Atlantic, right next to Brazil
>>29261802Do that once we've broken our fear of Fairless.Also, looks like we're studying French.
>>29261955Hahaha. That would be awesome.
>>29261955Nooooo don't give Schteel ideas
> WorkYou decide to “delegate” the club applications to Ramirez, who simply takes the work as if it’s nothing. Thusly, you’re now working with Nancy on scheduling.“So, Fairless,” says Nancy. “Where do you want the Battle of the Classes?”Fairless says, “Put it in the spring. I don’t think the Freshmen have much class spirit just yet. And I want the Orchestra concerts on weekends if at all practicable.”You and Nancy nod. “Sure.” You read through some of the unscheduled events. Not too many, just standard school spirit stuff. Pep rallies, trains, etc.“Say, how many pep rallies are we having?” you ask.“Four as usual,” says Fairless. “Fall, Winter, Spring, Summer.”You nod. “So, when do you want the Fall Pep Rally scheduled?”“I don’t care, just as long as it’s in the fall,” says Fairless.You nod, and you Nancy begin agreeing on when to place certain events. You simply mark down events on the calendar, and then Nancy makes notes on calling any significant clubs which would contribute to that event, orchestra, sports, etc.You mark down the Fall Pep Rally for October 4th. Might get you some brownie points with Tankery after all.You get a phonecall.“Kitten”> Answer> Don’t Answer
>>29262017YES WE ANSWER
>>29262017>> AnswerWe need to get Kitten on in this student council biz.
>>29262017>> AnswerBut leave the room
>>29262069I just had an idea!Kitten in a kitten suit dancing on a tank for the pep rally!
>>29262119She'd hate us.
>>29262142That makes it cuter
> Answer“Kitten, what’s up?”“Hey, you missed rehearsals today.”“Yeah, sorry. I got student council stuff to deal with. On the bright side, we’re going to France for October’s shore leave! Should be great!”“Groovy. You gonna be there a while?”“Yeah. We got all kinds of work that needs doing. Club applications, scheduling, etcetera. Think you’ll be fine walking home alone?”“I’m 16, I’m not a child, Trudy.”“Oh you might as well be. Unless you want to drop by?”“Oh, do you want me to come by? I suppose I can.”> DO YOU WANT HER TO COME BY?> Y/N> Other
>>29262161This wouldn't be the cute hate, it'd be the one that hurts and lasts.>>29262220>YPerhaps she can help us.
>>29262220>> YWhat I wouldn't give to have Kitten on this council.
>>29262220> NIt's just boring stuff we're doing here and we don't know how long it'll take. All there is to eat is cold pizza.Tell her to wait at her dorm with a movie ready.
>>29262220>NThis is why we should have let them know beforehand and it is unprofessional to bring people unrelated to work
>>29262220> OtherAsk if she wants to help out or not, cause that's what she'll be doing if she comes.
>>29262220>NWhy doesn't nobody tell Octavia we were not coming, it's unprofessional of trude to not srink from her responsibilities without informing people
>>29262220>Nit will bore her to death and make us seem unprofessional
>>29262349Lay off guy. Trudy is narcoleptic and overworked, she's got the fate of the whole school on her shoulders, it seems like everything just falls on her lap without warning, and she spent a lot of last week just learning how to cook! It's too much to expect her to remember every little phone call.> OtherAsk her to put Octavia on the phone to apologize.
> N“Nah, you should probably stay at home. I’ll call you when things are done, okay?”“Righto. Oh, and Octavia says she’s fine with you missing rehearsal today. Ramirez ran it by her during Theatre Tech class.”“Alright, hope she knows I’m sorry.”“She does. Anyway, suppose I’ll be home alone, playing my vidya, watching porn, masturbating maybe.”“Oh stop it you. I’ll be home in a bit.”“Right, see you.”You hang up and return to your desk, sighing. However, Carnegie motions you over. You groan as you stand back and stand over her shoulder, reviewing the budget details for your class.“Lisa here,” says Carnegie, “tells me you’ve been spending money on Tankery. That true?”> Truth> Vague> Lie> …> Other
>>29262476>> Truth>Funds that were donated to us
>>29262476>> TruthIf our treasurer says we've been spending money on Tankery, there's no reason to lie. That'd be bad reputation for the both of us.
>>29262476>TruthWe have nothing to hide, it's the team's funds.
>>29262476Why do I feel the moneywe took from betty is going to bite us in the ass
>>29262476>Other>Tankery Club managed to receive some donations during the Club Fair. Also got some sponsors.
>>29262585Oh fuck. Did she say that she was giving it to US or to the SOPHOMORE COUNCIL?We might be in some shit guys.
>>29262576The Sophomore Class' funds belonged to the Sophomore Class. Until Fredendall confiscated it all.Who's to say they can't confiscate The club's money as well?
>>29262585Not to mention the money we accepted from Fredendall.And they might also give us grief over our spending spree on the tank garage/club hangout.
> Truth“Well, it is all money donated from generous sponsors and such.”Carnegie says, “You set any aside for your class?”“… Well no. But honestly, the Tankery team needs every dollar it can get. Considering… you know?”Carnegie grunts. “Well, I should let you know that I wholeheartedly disapprove considering you’ve spent the better part of almost 200,000 dollars on Tanks, a warehouse for your tanks, and other miscellaneous expenses. Not to mention that Betty here,” Betty goes a bit white as she works. “-is missing some money which she claims she doesn’t know where it went.”You shrug. “Well, that’s a shame.”Fairless walks over and looks over Carnegie’s shoullll….… Fairless looks over at you, then clears her throat. You immediately take her eyes off her tits then look back at the budget. “But yeah,” you say, “All donations. Self-made.”Fairless nods. “Right. Well,” she says, “Carnegie, what do you think?”Carnegie shrugs. “Simple, I think with all this money, maybe Miss Pool would be willing to set aside around 5,000 Dollars or so to the class for their Prom and other activities thusly. Considering you know, the new “Tankery Headquarters”?”Fairless nods again, then looks over at you, glaring. “So, Gertrude. Think you can start your Sophomore Class fund and set aside 5,000 Dollars for it?”> SET ASIDE 5,000 DOLLARS?> Note: This money can be brought back into your regular Tankery budget at anytime, but having a low treasury will shake your classes’ faith in you.> Y/N> Other
>>29262734>YShit its just 5000 dollars.
>>29262734>> YShit. They know.
>>29262734> YIt's only 5,000, and they do have a legitimate point.Not to mention we don't need anymore enemies at this point.
>>29262734> YIt's not that much. $5000 to keep people off our backs? Sounds like a pretty good deal.
>>29262734>YIf we can, make it 10,000
>>29262734>YSmall price to pay to keep us looking good.I really hope they trace that to Fredendall and get her expelled.
>>29262734>YWith sponsorship money we should be able to keep the sophomore class happy and make sure the tanks are getting their love too.
>>29262734"If Fredendall doesn't get her hands on it. Again."
>>29262734> YRemember, Principal Tennyson said that the students should also enjoy their school life. We'd be hypocrites if we don't folow through with his words.BUT NO ONE IS TO TOUCH THAT MONEY!
>>29262774>Shit. They know.We didn't know where Fredendall got that money from, it's not our fault for, ahem, "trusting our senior class president."
>>29262734>Y>Othersay we are putting the money into seperate accounts, in case another account gets compramised or something.
> YYou nod. “Sure, that sounds reasonable enough.” You look over at Fairless, and immediately find yourself a bit smaller under her gaze. “Eh… if that’s okay?”Fairless nods. “It is.”> - 5,000 DOLLARS> + 5,000 DOLLARS TO CLASS TREASURY> Note: The Class Treasury can be periodically donated into. Various classes and clubs will ask for money from it, so it’s advised to keep topped off. Refusing money, or having no money at all, will shake their faith in you.Fairless says as she takes off her blazer. “Anyway, we’re on the homestretch. I’m going to go freshen up again,” she says as she leaves the room.Carnegie rolls her eyes. “Great. Another smoke break.” She looks back at you. “Right, you can go back to what you were doing.”You nod and then check the time. 7 O’Clock. Jesus, you’ve been here that long? And who said Student Council Work was easy?> Work> Go find Fairless> Talk with someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Other
>>29262956>> Go find FairlessWe should have a talk about Fredendall and her money siphoning.
>>29262956>WorkPUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
>>29262956> Talk with someone (Carnagie)Ask her (gently) what it's like working with Fairless and Fredendal
>>29262956> Go find FairlessSo what's up with the Sports Clubs getting Fredendall's approval?
>>29262956.Go find Fairless
>>29262956>Workgotta keep at it
> Go find FairlessYou excuse yourself from the room then head down the hall to the girls bathroom. You enter and immediate you hit the scent of second-hand smoke. You look over to see Fairless, cigarette in her fingers, looking out the little slit windows. Sun’s just about already set on the day, and all one can see are stars.You walk over to the sink and start washing your hands. “Hey, Fairless.”Fairless grunts to you. “Gertrude. Nice to see you.”You look over at Fairless’ cigarette. “So, is this smoking a regular thing with you?”She shrugs. “Indeed it is. Is it any of your business?”You shake your head. “I suppose it isn’t.”“Right,” says Fairless. “Anyway, real hell of a thing recommending France. I assume it’s part of your Tankery thing?”You nod. “Yeah, first match is in France. Don’t know the exact location, but hey, gotta at least be there you know?”She nods. “Right.” She takes a cigarette packet out of her skirt pocket then holds it out to you.> ACCEPT CIGARETTE?> Y/N> Other
>>29263239>NAppreciate the thought, but no.
>>29263239>> NSorry, we have to stay tobacco free. Maybe when we're older.
>>29263239>N"Thanks but no thanks. Gotta watch my health."
>>29263239> NPolitely decline.
>>29263239>NIf you like it that's fine, but it's not my thing.
>>29263239>Nand we are following her like a stalker because...?
>>29263239>Y>What? Trudy lives a stressful life.>>29263297I don't know, didn't the >Work vote win it handidly?
>>29263239>NGod I hate smokers
>>29263239>"Dont try to make it my business either, thank you very much."
>>29263239>Ntanks and kitty is my drug of choice.
>>29263239>YGetting closer to her, even if Trudy won't touch another cigarette again.
> NYou shake your head, declining. She nods then puts the packet back into her skirt. She takes a deep drag out of her cigarette, then blows the smoke out through her mouth.You ask her, “So, it stressful working with Fredendall?”“Why do you think I smoke?” she says.You tilt your head. “Fair point.”Fairless says, “Well, Fredendall dumps a lot of the responsibilities that should be hers on me. Scheduling, class clubs, all that stuff. Expects me to do it with a smile on my face.”You shrug. “Well, it’s not hard. Just smile and be done with it.”“Of course,” says Fairless. “You know, Fredendall really hates you.”“Gee,” you say bluntly. “I hadn’t noticed.”“She talks a lot about you, calling you some bitch that think she’s being some kind of hero. White Knight she calls you.”You say, “Do you particularly agree with that?”Fairless grunts. “Personally, I admire your dedication to wanting to save the school. Kinda wish you’d been born earlier. I’d like to be your VP.”You smile, blushing a little. “Oh, stop it.”Fairless says, “Speaking of which though. You know there’s going to be a recall election right?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>29263419>> BoastWe'll fucking ace it with our speeches.
>>29263419> Neutral"I've heard. To be honest: I don't fancy my chances."
>>29263419> NeutralAnd I'm guessing Fredendall is bankrolling Trudy's opponent?
>>29263419> BoastI've got more support behind me now then I did when I was elected. I haven't even heard the girl I ran against gaining favour or doing, well, anything. It's nothing to worry about, even if she has Fredendal at her back.
>>29263419>Neutral>"Yeah...">"You know what's up with her hate boner for me? It's not like she knew who I was last year, and then all of a sudden it's this. She's not in the closest and gaypanicking about me is she?"
>>29263419>Neutral"Yeah....this gag order has done wonders for my popularity..."
>>29263605THIS! so much this.>>29263419> Neutral
> NeutralYou nod. “I’ve only heard rumors.”Fairless takes another drag on her cigarette. She says, “Well, even rumors have some truth to them. Fredendall wants to start another recall election to get you out of office, then when that’s done, she’s going to shut the Tankery Program down.”You nod. “Ah. I can see why I want to win it then.”“Yes,” says Fairless. “She’ll be behind your opponent every step of the way, endorsements, lobbying, all the usual politicking stuff. You know Jeannette Rankin right?”You nod. “Waitress at IHOP, ran against me last year.”“Fredendall’s top choice. She’s actually pretty popular with the Sophomores,” she says.You nod again. “Alright. So why are you telling me all this?”Fairless shrugs. “Because I’d like for you to win. Honest to goodness, I’d like to see the school live for another decade or so at least. Just keep sailing, you know?”You say, “So, why don’t you just help the Tankery Program?”Fairless shakes her head. “Fredendall would ruin me.”“How?”“I don’t need to say how. Just that she will.”You’re quiet for a couple of seconds. “Well, Fairless, that’s an interesting thing. I will win. Just you wait.”Fairless nods, then checks the time. “We better get back.” She places the cigarette back into its tiny little capsule, then she leads you out of the bathroom.You both arrive back at the Senior Offices. Nancy has fallen asleep, head in her arms on the desk. Ramirez is continuing to file through things but at much more tired rate, while Lisa continues prattling on with Carnegie and Frick on budgetary issues. Looks like you’re all almost done.> Work> Talk with someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Other
>>29263419>“Well, Fredendall dumps a lot of the responsibilities that should be hers on me. Scheduling, class clubs, all that stuff. Expects me to do it with a smile on my face.”Now I kind of feel bad that we did the same thing with Lisa
>>29263715>> WorkLET'S GET THAT WORK DONE SO WE CAN COOK FOR THE CREW AND THE COUNCIL
>>29263715> WorkWith renewed purpose!
>>29263715> WorkAll this pressure's gonna make me puke. The death of the school looming overhead and now faced with an election that can end it all anyways? Plus all the student council work that we have to do on top of our other responsibilities/promises?Cripes, we really need that lazyass Kitten helping out.
>>29263744Except we have other, just as legitimate concerns. Fredendall is just delegating down so she doesn't have to do shit.
> WorkYou sigh as you begin filing everything in its proper place. First denied applications get put into one folder, second denied applications get put into another, third and up get put through the shredder. Accepted applications are put into another folder, then you sort through allocations of clubrooms on the campus, AND THEN THERE’S HAVING TO EMAIL THEM ALL.You finally hit enter on the last email. “Okay,” you say. “I think I’m done.”“NOT SO FAST!” says Frick. Oh for FUCK- She drops a stack of papers on your desk.“Oh, come on, Frick! I’m dying here!” you say. “Nancy’s already fallen asleep, Ramirez looks like she’s been through ‘Nam, and Lisa… I don’t know about Lisa but she’s working too!”Frick nods. “Yeah, yeah. Too bad I don’t give a shit.”You look at the stack. Eh. How long can this take?………You arch your back, groaning as several bones pop and crack. You look at the now freshly filed paperwork. “It’s…” you slowly and tiredly say, “all done…”Fairless nods from her desk. “Good. You all can go, I can take it from here.”All the Councils stand up and begin packing up. Nancy looks over at Fairless. “Are you sure you’ll be alright?”Fairless nods. “It’s just a couple of files to work through. Shouldn’t take me long. I’ll hit the lights after you all.”You nod. “Alright, good night, Fairless.”With that. You all head out. The Command Tower seems conspicuously quiet and empty. You can’t imagine being Fairless and having to put up with this all the time.But enough of that. Where should you head?> Head to your Dorm> Head to Kitten’s Dorm> Other
>>29263872Yeah, but I think we need to clarify that we just need Lisa to remind us on what to do, not just have the work dump on her.
>>29264002>> Head to Kitten’s DormWe haven't seen her since this morning.
>>29264002>Your Dorm.Wehave to study
>>29264002> Head to Kitten’s Dormwe need our kitty.
>>29264002>Head to your Dorm Time to pass out.
>>29264002> Head to your DormNeed to read without distractions.
>>29264018Except as VP that's kind of her job. It's not dumping, it's delegating.
>>29264002> Head to your DormTired. Sleep.
>>29264002> Head to your Dorm
>>29264002>Kitten's dorm.Get some cheap noodles, and pass out.Don't try to cook if you can't keep your eyes open.
>>29264002> Head to Kitten’s DormI just hope she didn't get the brilliant idea to wait for Trude at Trude's place...
>>29264002> Head to Kitten’s DormWe haven't seen her all day!
>>29264002> OtherConvenience store. Maybe a quick dinner we can reheat at home and some ice cream or caketo take out just because.
> Head to Kitten’s DormYou sigh as you walk down the street with your staff. You look at the sky, and see the moon barely poking out from some clouds. Lisa says, “They say there might be a storm tomorrow.”You say, “Really?”Nancy asks you, “Think we might cancel Tankery Practice if it comes to that?”“I’ll figure something out in the morning,” you say.“Alright,” says Nancy. “Still, it was a lot of hard work today.”“Yeah,” you say, “Can’t wait to sleepover at Kitten’s.”Nancy stops in her tracks. You all turn to look at her. She says, “I think I’ll head back.”Lisa asks her, “What? Why?”“It doesn’t feel right, leaving Fairless there by herself,” she says. “You all go on ahead, I’ll see you all tomorrow.” She turns around then heads right back for the Command Tower. You place your hands in your pockets, smiling a little. That’s Nancy for you. Always considerate of others.You arrive at the dorms, finally. You say goodnight to Lisa and Ramirez then knock on Kitten’s door.“It’s open!” says Kitten from the inside. You head inside, toss off your blazer and backpack then immediately jump on her bed.“Whooooo!” you shout.Kitten walks over, two cups of milk in hand. “Long day?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>29264301That better be rum and nog and they just call it "milk.">Boast. The longest fucking day.
>>29264301>> BoastYou would not believe the amount of work I had to do.
>>29264301>Boast>“I’ll figure something out in the morning,” you say.Perfect time to do as much theory and planning as we can.
>>29264301> BoastNancy had a point, we should have stayed and helped out
>>29264394Trudy's a greedy lil' bitch because the fucking /u/boaters can't not-think with their dicks.
>>29264301> PoliteEarly in the day? Not much considering most of the time was spent asleep.It's late in the day that was a killer. I guess that's karma for ya.Ask how Kitten's practice went.
>>29264436That's less coherent than usual, anon.
>>29264473Is it? I'll try again, I guess."blame the /u/boaters for making Trudy a little shit of a teenager because they only think with their dicks"
I suggest investing in buying some electronic cigereetes for her, later on
>>29264436No, it's because she's genuinely tired and there's tank practice tomorrow.>>29264494How is her punching out after a day of hard work being a little shit?
>>29264494GASP! A teenager behaving like a teenager! Absolutely unheard of! The humanity!
>>29264494No, I meant that there's no reasonable way that makes logical sense. Nothing /u/-boat related was even part of the conversation until Trude had already left, and there was no vote to allow us to return with Nancy.
>>29264436>>29264494We were falling asleep and, though she turned out to be a pretty nice person, Fairless did less work then anyone else in that room. If she wants to do us a favour, I say let her.>making Trudy a little shit of a teenagerWhat's she done to make you think that?
> BoastYou say, “Oh, it was nothing! Just a bunch of busywork. You know?”Kitten hands you a cup of milk, which you immediately take and down it in one big gulp. “Well,” says Kitten, “Glad you’re home.”You nod. “Of course, Kitten. Wouldn’t be nothing without you, you know?”“Yeah, you keep telling yourself that,” she says. She sits down at her computer and returns to playing her video games.“Watchu playing?” you ask curiously.“Company of Heroes 2 campaign.” She turns back to you, saying, “You know, the campaign for Company of Heroes 2 really shits on the Soviets for what they did on the Eastern Front. It’s kind of offensive.”You say, “Well, I don’t play all kinds of RTS’s. They’re too… mind boggling for me.”“Trudy, you successfully playing an RTS is like finding a real live unicorn and asking it to grant you wish. It simply isn’t going to be done.”You pout. “Well, it was done in Heavenly Nostrils!”“That’s different. It’s fictional.”“Still.”> Work/Study> Talk with Kitten> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29264565> Talk with KittenAsk about her day.
>>29264565>> Work/StudyWe have homework
>>29264565>Study that French
>>29264565>Study a Tankery TeamWilliam Adams NavalAlso>Company of Heroes 2>Inferior to the Original in every conceivable way>Pick 2
>>29264565>> Talk with KittenWe need to work out a strategy for our reelection campaign.
>>29264565>> Work/StudyWe have a backlog of work and slept through class, we need to pull up our grades before it is called into question
>>29264565> Work/StudyGotta make it up for all the time spent asleep in class.
>>29264565>Talk with KittenAsk her if we should really have left Nancy and Fairless
>>29264565> Work/StudyPretty sure we have homework to do. Also need to brush up on our french
>>29264565> Work/StudyWe must prepare, besides we're on a roll with responsibilities today
>>29264565> Talk with Kittenas well as> Read a Book (that future book we were working on)
> Work/StudyYou yawn as you pull up your textbooks and start studying up on French, English, and Math, the only real subjects you need to study up on. Fuck Chemistry.You feel your eyes start to close a little. You waver a little in trying to stay awake but as everyone knows, you expend more energy in trying to stay awake than you normally would. You sigh, and just deal with it, not like it’s anything you’re not used to.Kitten rolls back to the bed in her chair, leaning over you. “You okay?”You nod groggily. “Yeeeaaahh…” you say groggily. “Kitten, you got any like, soda or something?”She looks at you, confused. “This late in the evening?”“Oh, don’t give me that, you probably drink so much coke that the Police probably kick your door down regularly.”Kitten scoffs. “There’s soda in the fridge.”You stand up and head over to the fridge. You look through, soda, milk, water, purple stuff, THREE KINDS OF SUNNY D, and more soda. You pick the soda. Need that sugar to keep yourself going.You head back to studying and find yourself just a smidge more awake now that you’re drinking coke. You’re processing the information just a little better now. For all intents and purposes, you’re STUDYING.Your phone rings.“Unknown Caller”> Answer> Don’t Answer
>>29264863>> AnswerI'm betting it's Fairless.
>>29264926i am betting it's a plot twist to get us to be here for the next thread.
>>29265023The plot twist is that fredendall has kidnapped nancy.are you a bad enough dude to rescue the VP?
> AnswerYou say, “Gertrude Pool speaking.”“Hello, hello,” British accents. Could it be? “It’s Victoria Augustine from William Adam Naval Academy!”“… How did you get this number?”“ITL Officials. What, you didn’t give your phone number during the Tournament?”“I don’t remember doing it.”“Well, hey, look at this way, at least you know I’m gracing you by giving you call. So what’s up?”“Not much. Got some work done. Tankery practice is tomorrow actually, depending on how severe the storm tomorrow is.”“Right, right. Just calling to let you guys know, you and your Tankery team’s invited to a little dinner we’re having onboard our ship this Saturday. Interested?”“Maybe. A little. Sorry, I’m just exhausted right now, a party?”“Of sorts. Just a little dinner party, get to know each other better before the match, maybe throw some trashtalk your way.” You can barely hear what sounds like an Irish girl shouting, “Tell her she’s a cunt!” Victoria says, “I’m not gonna tell her she’s a cunt you fucking pikey! Get back in bed!” You can hear the girl respond, “Bite me you dyke!” Victoria grunts then returns to you. “Anyway, just throwing that out there. Saturday, no need to wear anything fancy, just show up in your uniforms. Tankery uniform if you have it, yeah?”“Okay. Thanks, Victoria.”“Right? Right. Good night.”> Work/Study> Talk with Kitten> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29265105>> Work/StudyFuck, this is to raise Trudy's grades. We need to keep going.
>>29265105Go to sleep gertrude. Studying isn't gonna do you any good if you're too exhausted to remember what you read.
>>29265105We need to get O'Hara in on this. Hell, we need to recruit her if her duties don't keep her too busy.Gosh, I just want more screentime with her.> Work/Study
>>29265105Also get that narcolepsy checked out.Shit ain't healthy.
>>29265105> Work/StudyApparently we get our sleep during class, so we better get our studying done when it's night.
>>29265225>Irish people on BOTH sides of planned trash-talkIt would be a fucking bloodbath anon. From everyone else cutting their ears off to make it stop.Of course we should do it.
>>29265225Heh, if we recruit them into tankery, we'll put O'hara and O'brian into a ft-17 or a t-70
>>29265105> Work/StudyFor however long the sugar/caffeine rush would last anyway.
> Work/StudyYou yawn deeply as you continue studying. You take some more notes on proper mathematical procedure, grammatical format, etc. You whine as you turn another page and strain your eyes on more and more inked words relating to things that you don’t really care about but are essential to your knowledge.“Kiiiiiitteeeeeennnnnnn…” you say. “It’s sooooo haaaaaard!”Kitten finishes up her last mission, then rolls over to you. “Why don’t you just crash here, huh?”“Okaaaaay…” you say. You unclip your bra, sighing in relief then roll over on your back. Kitten piles up your books and puts them back in your bag. “You know, Kitten, we’re going to be having a dinner party with the Brits on Saturday. That’s something to look forward to.”“Great,” says Kitten. “More people that I won’t be able to connect to.”“Yeah, you keep telling yourself that,” you say sleepily. Kitten throws a blanket and a pillow your direction, and you immediately cozy up. Kitten shuts the light off. “Don’t you need that?”“I don’t need the light to play videogames,” says Kitten. She pulls her high quality headphones out from their case. “Anyway, think the storm will rain us out tomorrow?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>29265303I hope Schteel gives us the opportunity. They aren't listed as a potential crew in the pastebin.Speaking of, we need to recruit at least one other crew to fill the Chi-Ha when the Rifle Team gets back their tank back and really crunch down on getting the Aces into that Panzer. Maybe make it a priority Wednesday if we get free time.
>>29265436>> Polite>Proceed to sing rain based musical number
>>29265436First she doesn't wash her hair, then she doesn't brush her teeth, and now she plays vidya in the dark? This girl's an adorable wreck!> Neutralidunno
>>29265436> BoastTime to see if The Motor Pool (building name pending) can hold up to the elements.
>>29265436>> Boast>>29265446Still hoping for a better tank but we'll see>>29265584I'm so glad we bought that thingEven if it does rain, we should still do combat theory
>>29265506But the warm glow of the computer monitor is enough light!
> BoastYou snuggle into the pillow, grunting. “Kitten, a little rain never hurt nobody. We’ll be fine.” Kitten shrugs then begins returning to her computer. You stop her. “Wait! Sing me a song.”Kitten sighs. “Seriously?”“Come oooonnnn… I love your singing! You might as well practice, you’re going to be in a play after all!”Kitten walks over, then kneels down by the bed. “One song.”You grin. “Yay!”Kitten clears her throat, then tries to figure something out. “What do you want me to sing?”“Anything that suits your fancy,” you say.Kitten nods. She licks her lips a little, then begins softly.Kiss me mother, kiss your darling,Lay my head upon your breast,Throw your loving arms around meI am weary, let me rest> END DAY
>>29265719That's it for tonight folks. Will return tomorrow at the usual time of 3PM EST.Follow at: https://twitter.com/AdBa19See you next time.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMcpYX5nLNs
>>29265719Thanks for running Schteel! Oh boy, guess we get STORM SPECIAL next time then?
>>29265719Kitten, that's creepy.
>>29265752Thanks for running Schteel, have a good night.
>>29265719>She licks her lips a little
>>29265757We're going to finish the book.Lean combat theory, and command theory from tank practice.maybe a quest or two
>>29265808That's not fair, she didn't actually rape anyone that we know of, only drool over/masturbate to/taunt her opponent in a match.
>>29265987She did forcibly kiss FNC.
>>29266925While that's certainly sexual assault, that's nowhere near rape. It's still misdemeanor territory.